Cliff-Racing Cafe

Newark
by daisukephotography

This is why you stake down your tent.

Magical shenanigans exposed.

Joe Biden meeting with his brothers.

McDonald's in Italy is a very different experience.

Peek-a-boo parrot.

Mountain village in Madeira.

Fun but maybe just a touch dangerous.

Update your records: I'm not a Vespa Man any longer.I've found a scooter that is 50% gayer.

Quick track changing.

Huzzah! The sport of the future combines two terrible things, mini-bikes and soccer, into one single pastime that we can all ignore with 50% of the effort needed to ignore both individually.

Gojira!

Cycling at the very edge of a high cliff.

Supposedly, this guy is mimicking each sound that's presented to him. But what I'm most interested in is his Hype Squad going crazy after every show of mimickry.

Racing a car along a cliff's edge.

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🇬🇧 À Londres, la "Frameless Immersive Art Experience" donne vie aux œuvres d’art ! 🌊

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They finally made the transparent computer screen that we've been seeing in sci-fi movies for about fifteen years now.

World's First Transparent Laptop at MWC 2024 in Barcelona pic.twitter.com/8zhezoQBjM
— Damn That's Amazing (@ThatsAmazingVid) April 16, 2024

I have the same thought I did when watching those sci-fi movies: Neat, but why?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:46 PM

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1 Happy Thursday

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2024 07:45 PM (3CVIc)

2 Yay, Cafe!

Posted by: Nazdar at April 18, 2024 07:45 PM (9XWKq)

3 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2024 07:45 PM (JAhdn)

4 Weird Al - Real or Cake?

https://youtu.be/cPAlmXHMktA

38 seconds

Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2024 07:45 PM (JAhdn)

5 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 07:46 PM (fwDg9)

6 Here in N IL right now we have cherries, plums, and a bunch of other trees in flower.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 07:46 PM (MvF+J)

7 I want the transparent screen with the motion control gloves like Tom Cruise in Minority Report.

Some of you might struggle with your adult videos though.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2024 07:46 PM (3CVIc)

8 Newark is best when the cherry blossoms bloom.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 07:46 PM (nOjd9)

9 I have been through Newark, that looks nothing like New Jersey

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 07:47 PM (fwDg9)

10 Hello, Horde! ❤️ 😊

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at April 18, 2024 07:47 PM (SRRAx)

11 Hiya

Posted by: JT at April 18, 2024 07:47 PM (T4tVD)

12 Good evening horde.

Posted by: TRex at April 18, 2024 07:48 PM (IQ6Gq)

13 That's the rough side of Newark. Other side is over. Near the mall.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2024 07:48 PM (3CVIc)

14 Are there cannibals in Newark?

Posted by: torabora at April 18, 2024 07:48 PM (AvZ3a)

15 Okay, the art is pretty cool. But I used to get excited when the rain started and the peepers peeped in the Lilly pad hallway of ATL.

Posted by: Piper at April 18, 2024 07:48 PM (ZdaMQ)

16 *Actually pays attention to content for once*

Holy shit, that New Jersey beautification project is really paying off.

Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2024 07:48 PM (OtB3K)

17 Also, I really want to go to Japan. I have only been through the airport. It’s on my list.

Posted by: Piper at April 18, 2024 07:49 PM (ZdaMQ)

18 Speaking of New Jersey, have there been any recent sightings of the monster that lives in the Pine Barrens?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 07:49 PM (nOjd9)

19 I have the same thought I did when watching those sci-fi movies: Neat, but why?

Yeah, it's just going to screw with your natural eyesight. Expect eye-strain to the max.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 07:50 PM (IG4Id)

20 Where's da rats. It ain't Newark widdout da rats.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 18, 2024 07:50 PM (0EOe9)

21 First Reply to the Rome McDonald's video:

sharifahazlina84's profile picture
Mcdonals support israel...killer...we boycot Mcdonals..
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Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 07:51 PM (vtyCZ)

22 I have the same thought I did when watching those sci-fi movies: Neat, but why?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:46 PM
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Yeah, they look cool, but what's the practical reason for it? From a user's perspective, I tend to keep my desktop covered with open windows most of the time, so I hardly ever see the desktop. I don't want transparent backgrounds because then I can't see what I'm working on.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 07:52 PM (BpYfr)

23 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 18, 2024 07:52 PM (xA5g+)

24 17 On one trip to WESPAC, our pilot did an orbit around Mt Fuji so both aisles could get a view and pictures. I could see why the Japanese hold it in reverence.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 18, 2024 07:53 PM (0EOe9)

25 Some of you might struggle with your adult videos though.
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I'm watching Behind the Green Door and the freaking picture is bouncing all over the screen!

Posted by: a moron phoning customer service at April 18, 2024 07:53 PM (vtyCZ)

26 I have the same thought I did when watching those sci-fi movies: Neat, but why?

Yeah, it's just going to screw with your natural eyesight. Expect eye-strain to the max.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 07:50 PM (IG4Id)
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I just thought of one interesting application, though...Windows that change the scenery, but can be turned "transparent" by audio command so that you can see the actual weather conditions outside....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 07:54 PM (BpYfr)

27 Also, I really want to go to Japan. I have only been through the airport. It’s on my list.
Posted by: Piper

Don't stay in Tokyo. Take the Shinkansen immediately to Kanazawa. It wasn't bombed out and was left relatively untouched by the modernization.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 07:54 PM (IG4Id)

28 McDonalds in Rome has a statue of Michelle Fields out front.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 07:54 PM (nOjd9)

29 Flying tent is hilarious! Reminds me of the time we took Paco, Jr. to a park to fly a kite on a windy day. We carried the kite in a gray plastic bag out to the middle of the park, but no matter how hard we tried, we couldn't get the thing to stay in the air. Suddenly, I noticed the bag we had carried the kite in - soaring over the tops of the pine trees, vanishing in the distance.

Posted by: Paco at April 18, 2024 07:54 PM (njExo)

30 So, does the McDonalds in Rome have an opening for a sommelier?

Posted by: Paco at April 18, 2024 07:56 PM (njExo)

31 Don't stay in Tokyo. Take the Shinkansen immediately to Kanazawa. It wasn't bombed out and was left relatively untouched by the modernization.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April

Noted! Thank you.

Posted by: Piper at April 18, 2024 07:57 PM (ZdaMQ)

32 First Reply to the Rome McDonald's video:

sharifahazlina84's profile picture
Mcdonals support israel...killer...we boycot Mcdonals..
40mReply

It's never a bad time to spew a little Jooo hate.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 07:57 PM (nOjd9)

33 I just thought of one interesting application, though...Windows that change the scenery, but can be turned "transparent" by audio command so that you can see the actual weather conditions outside....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Or you could just look out a window. Meh, I like new stuff, and not am against it, just there are always costs.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 07:57 PM (IG4Id)

34 The thing where Dad jumps on the air mattress and launches the Kid is gold

Posted by: Don Black at April 18, 2024 07:58 PM (oCjPU)

35 That Vespa substitute is useless as it has no pillion. How do you take your girl to the movies?

Posted by: Ciampino - Could go for a Lambretta? at April 18, 2024 07:59 PM (qfLjt)

36 Those scooters are probably Montenegro Highway Patrol surplus.

Posted by: Paco at April 18, 2024 07:59 PM (njExo)

37 My great-great-great grandad was the first guy they ate on the raft of Medusa. GGG-granny told some guy named Gerry Cole all about it. He did a painting.

No lie.

Posted by: joey biden at April 18, 2024 07:59 PM (vtyCZ)

38 Speaking of New Jersey, have there been any recent sightings of the monster that lives in the Pine Barrens?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 07:49 PM (nOjd9)

The Jersey Devil.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 18, 2024 07:59 PM (R4t5M)

39 Gojira looks like an iguana to me.

The immersive art display is way cool.

Posted by: Tuna at April 18, 2024 08:00 PM (oaGWv)

40 The Wendigo possesses stick thin guys with pale skin and sunken eyes and yellow teeth, and makes 'em eat people. Can't stop the hunger, jack! At least that's what the Algonquin told me when I was their shaman from the bronze age through 1974. They called me the Medicine Man back then, just like my own docs do til this day.

Anyway, that's why I thought it was a Wendigo when it ate Beau. I caught him with a dreamcatcher, and then found out it was just the smartest guy I know. He only ate 'im to save 'im from the cancer. I told that dreamcatcher it had six seconds to release him, or I'd kill every damn buffalo on the Great Plains. And whaddya know, but I killed 'em all, and now that guy is my Minister of Foreign Hookers. Word as a Brandon.

Posted by: Brandon at April 18, 2024 08:01 PM (0FoWg)

41 Take the Shinkansen immediately to Kanazawa.
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Trains in Japan take you all the way to African Christmas. No lie.

woo-wooo! chugga-chugga-chugga wooo-wooo!

Posted by: joey biden at April 18, 2024 08:01 PM (vtyCZ)

42 I wanted to see where the launched kid ended up. I'm thinking the kitchen.

Posted by: nckate at April 18, 2024 08:02 PM (4bYb7)

43 Update your records: I'm not a Vespa Man any longer.I've found a scooter that is 50% gayer.

Congrats, ace. A match made in Ewok heaven. Was there complimentary messenger bag included?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 18, 2024 08:02 PM (V8he0)

44 Gojira looks like an iguana to me.

Posted by: Tuna at April 18, 2024 08:00 PM (oaGWv)

So the 1998 Devlin/Emmerich Godzilla.

Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2024 08:03 PM (JAhdn)

45 We could use the Jersey Devil about now

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 08:03 PM (fwDg9)

46 The Newark Art Museum and the attached Ballantine Mansion are worth seeing, but that's about it for me.

Posted by: Long-time Refugee at April 18, 2024 08:04 PM (V5BDR)

47 Who will be first to photo shop Retardo's head sticking out of a cauldron surrounded by cannibals? And, even though I'm on a prevent gout diet, I'll eat there every day if somebody opens an Uncle Bosey's BBQ.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 18, 2024 08:04 PM (0EOe9)

48 99.99 Gojira is a marine iguana. Comes back to land and snorts accumulated salt out its nose.

Iirc.

Maybe it’s a nuclear flame.

Posted by: Adriane the Green Tea Ice Cream Critic . . . at April 18, 2024 08:05 PM (4Winp)

49 I think the Jersey Devil (Jon Corzone) lives on some tropical island with his heap of loot, if memory serves.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2024 08:05 PM (0FoWg)

50 Corzine

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2024 08:05 PM (0FoWg)

51 Spring's getting off to a roaring start here. Went for sushi in West Knoxville. Heat Index = 93.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 18, 2024 08:05 PM (/HDaX)

52 The "immersive art experience" is spectacular.

Posted by: Paco at April 18, 2024 08:06 PM (njExo)

53 That Vespa substitute is useless as it has no pillion. How do you take your girl to the movies?
Posted by: Ciampino - Could go for a Lambretta? at April 18, 2024 07:59 PM (qfLjt)

answer one: She gets an Uber like any sensible person on seeing a Vespa

answer B: Men who ride Vespas can get dates? Who do you think they are, John Wayne?

https://tinyurl.com/mr3sp7ry

Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2024 08:06 PM (D7oie)

54 The immersive art display is way cool.
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CBD had that as an Art Thread piece once -- Rembrandt's work:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calming_the_storm

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 08:06 PM (vtyCZ)

55 18
'have there been any recent sightings of the monster that lives in the Pine Barrens?'

Fuck that monster. You better watch out for that Russian interior decorator.

Posted by: Paulie Gaultieri at April 18, 2024 08:06 PM (roH4R)

56 That Vespa substitute is useless as it has no pillion. How do you take your girl to the movies?
Posted by: Ciampino

She sits on your shoulders of course.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 18, 2024 08:07 PM (SC4LU)

57 But what I'm most interested in is his Hype Squad going crazy after every show of mimickry.

I'd be most interested in seeing a competition between this guy and Larvelle Jones.

Monsieur Larvelle Jones.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 18, 2024 08:08 PM (/HDaX)

58
I'd be most interested in seeing a competition between this guy and Larvelle Jones.

Monsieur Larvelle Jones.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent

I think this was faked, watch the mouth on guy supposedly making the sounds.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 18, 2024 08:09 PM (SC4LU)

59 I liked Corzone better. That's a cool name.

Posted by: Sounds Gangsterish at April 18, 2024 08:09 PM (V5BDR)

60
She sits on your shoulders of course.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 18, 2024 08:07 PM (SC4LU

'Bug Catcher'

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2024 08:10 PM (3CVIc)

61 Transparent laptop.

Yeah, that's great.

Make sure you're not looking at any sensitive or prurient information on it, unless you want to share with the whole class.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 18, 2024 08:10 PM (ou9hh)

62 I thought the Jersey Devil got eaten by Repairman Jack's escaped Rakoshi?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2024 08:10 PM (D7oie)

63 I may be a weird, latter-day savage, but I think "monster" is a bit much.

Posted by: Some Piney at April 18, 2024 08:10 PM (0FoWg)

64 Speaking of New Jersey, have there been any recent sightings of the monster that lives in the Pine Barrens?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 07:49 PM (nOjd9)

The Jersey Devil.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 18, 2024 07:59 PM (R4t5M)

You're not gonna believe this. He killed 16 Czechoslovakians. The guy was an interior decorator.

Posted by: Paulie Gualtieri at April 18, 2024 08:10 PM (4I/2K)

65 Cycle bobsledding would be interesting. Or how about the cycling shot put?

Posted by: Paco at April 18, 2024 08:11 PM (njExo)

66 . . . Skeet Surfing? I think there was a song about it.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2024 08:12 PM (D7oie)

67 Time for bed, at done in Philadelphia until later next week.
Fairly close to home tomorrow.
Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 08:12 PM (fwDg9)

68 That minibike soccer is just stupid bicycles. Real minibikes with Briggs and Stratton engines would be much more cool.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2024 08:13 PM (tkR6S)

69 Or how about the cycling shot put?
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You have to throw it as far as you can and catch it for it to count.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 08:14 PM (vtyCZ)

70 I thought the Jersey Devil got eaten by Repairman Jack's escaped Rakoshi?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2024 08:10 PM (D7oie)
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F. Paul Wilson also wrote a pretty cool short story involving mysterious lights in the Pine Barrens...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 08:15 PM (BpYfr)

71 Speaking of fanciful sports, there's a comedy video out there somewhere showing a biathlon event featuring competitors shooting at each other.

Posted by: Paco at April 18, 2024 08:15 PM (njExo)

72 Randy Bachman is selling 200 of his guitars at auction in NYC and online next month.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 08:15 PM (vtyCZ)

73 sharifahazlina84's profile picture
Mcdonals support israel...killer...we boycot Mcdonals..
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Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 07:51 PM (vtyCZ)

Getting heartburn from McDonalds food is too high a price to pay for a muzzscrunt cry.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2024 08:15 PM (tkR6S)

74 40 The Wendigo possesses stick thin guys with pale skin and sunken eyes and yellow teeth, and makes 'em eat people. Can't stop the hunger, jack! At least that's what the Algonquin told me when I was their shaman from the bronze age through 1974. They called me the Medicine Man back then, just like my own docs do til this day.

Anyway, that's why I thought it was a Wendigo when it ate Beau. I caught him with a dreamcatcher, and then found out it was just the smartest guy I know. He only ate 'im to save 'im from the cancer. I told that dreamcatcher it had six seconds to release him, or I'd kill every damn buffalo on the Great Plains. And whaddya know, but I killed 'em all, and now that guy is my Minister of Foreign Hookers. Word as a Brandon.
Posted by: Brandon

Amazing, Mr. President!!! You are the Greatest President in History!! Tell us more!!

(Shits self, eats shit. Vomits, eats vomit)

Posted by: MSNBC, reel newz at April 18, 2024 08:15 PM (xA5g+)

75 Instagram is like looking the in the wrong end of a telescope. Why?

Posted by: ss at April 18, 2024 08:16 PM (xlrNs)

76 56 That Vespa substitute is useless as it has no pillion. How do you take your girl to the movies?
Posted by: Ciampino

She sits on your shoulders of course.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 18, 2024 08:07 PM (SC4LU)
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One word, low bridges .... two words!

Posted by: Ciampino - Could go for a Lambretta! at April 18, 2024 08:17 PM (qfLjt)

77 You should use those scooters for soccer instead of the bicycles.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2024 08:18 PM (63Dwl)

78 >>>Cute fight

LOL. I could watch hours of that.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 18, 2024 08:19 PM (klJTj)

79
I got yer Blue Hole... RIGHT HEAH!

Posted by: I'm at your mom's house bruh at April 18, 2024 08:20 PM (0FoWg)

80 68 An old school Rupp mini bike with a B&S or Techumseh engine would be a handy thing to have stashed away with a couple bottles of Stabil.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 18, 2024 08:20 PM (0EOe9)

81 Or how about the cycling shot put?
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You have to throw it as far as you can and catch it for it to count. - andycanuck

Splendid suggestion!

Much safer than something else I was considering: goalie for a javelin thrower.

Posted by: Paco at April 18, 2024 08:20 PM (njExo)

82 Cycle Ball chyron: "The goalie is not allowed to use THEIR hands." Awful.

The goalie is not allowed to use HIS hands.

Posted by: the good people of MO (mnw) at April 18, 2024 08:21 PM (NLIak)

83 The geriatric boxing match made me lol.

Posted by: Paco at April 18, 2024 08:23 PM (njExo)

84 I will check in later. I need to learn my classes for tomorrow.

Posted by: Piper at April 18, 2024 08:23 PM (ZdaMQ)

85 'Nite Skip !

Posted by: JT at April 18, 2024 08:23 PM (T4tVD)

86
just got back; @74, lol!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 18, 2024 08:24 PM (PFYt9)

87 The goalie is not allowed to use they are hands.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 18, 2024 08:24 PM (WCiZg)

88 transparent laptop, like hunter's?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 18, 2024 08:24 PM (as3uC)

89 Doesn't matter how fancy the entrance is . . . you're in Rome and you're eating McDonalds?!?

Posted by: Build your own damn stadium!!! at April 18, 2024 08:26 PM (Cia0+)

90 Now this would be cool:

https://www.thevintagenews.com/2021/08/16/auto-polo/

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2024 08:26 PM (tkR6S)

91 Nothing like waking up to a beautiful starlit evening... when I went to sleep looking at the inside of the tent.

Posted by: DaveA at April 18, 2024 08:27 PM (FhXTo)

92 hiked all day

in training, yo gainzzz!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 18, 2024 08:27 PM (PFYt9)

93 The goalie is not allowed to use HIS hands.
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Роллебол

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 08:29 PM (vtyCZ)

94 Uganda's Mickey D's > Italy's Mickey D's

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 18, 2024 08:30 PM (R/m4+)

95 82 Cycle Ball chyron: "The goalie is not allowed to use THEIR hands." Awful.

The goalie is not allowed to use HIS hands.

Posted by: the good people of MO (mnw)

RiSPekT dE pRoNuoNs!!!

Posted by: manbun with soft hands at April 18, 2024 08:30 PM (xA5g+)

96 Nothing like waking up to a beautiful starlit evening... when I went to sleep looking at the inside of the tent.
Posted by: DaveA at April 18, 2024 08:27 PM (FhXTo)

(sings)

Some untented evening...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2024 08:30 PM (tkR6S)

97 Update your records: I'm not a Vespa Man any longer.I've found a scooter that is 50% gayer.

The Vespa with the attached machine gun discussed on Sunday's Gun Thread was 237.6% more manly, Ace.

Perhaps Chuy's new ride?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 18, 2024 08:30 PM (4IMPA)

98 Doesn't matter how fancy the entrance is . . . you're in Rome and you're eating McDonalds?!?
Posted by: Build your own damn stadium!

I could understand it if you're just off a 36-hour flight and just need something understandable.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 08:31 PM (IG4Id)

99 Yeah I know...no politics...but...

California border town, and I mean slap dab on the fence, recalls their tranny city council member:
https://tinyurl.com/2h96nrnz

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 08:34 PM (ynpvh)

100
Meet Gaia BH3, the largest stellar mass black hole discovered so far in the Galaxy. It's about 2000 ly away in the constellation Aquila, and about 33 solar masses.

https://tinyurl.com/23yb7864

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 18, 2024 08:34 PM (w6EFb)

101 Not to get too political at the Café but a news chyron here claims 12 jurors have been picked in PDT's NYC trial. There isn't any mention of the alternates though. [Five of them??]

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 08:34 PM (vtyCZ)

102 hiked all day

in training, yo gainzzz!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 18, 2024 08:27 PM (PFYt9)

Needs a third line to be a true blues verse. And the second line must repeat the first line.

Posted by: Blind Junior Melonhead de Monet at April 18, 2024 08:34 PM (4I/2K)

103 lol

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 18, 2024 08:35 PM (PFYt9)

104 All those people who do stuff on the edge of a cliff? Their parents will miss them.

Posted by: mnw at April 18, 2024 08:36 PM (NLIak)

105 There's some gas station chain along the highways between Milan and places south that has the best sammiches and coffee...evah! Seriously they've got fresh salamis and of the fruits of the pig, as well as fresh pasta dishes. And fresh coffee..

Better than any WaWas ever thought about being.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 18, 2024 08:37 PM (YRsIm)

106 sci-fi movies: Neat, but why?

Give us a minute.

Posted by: PornHub at April 18, 2024 08:37 PM (FhXTo)

107 99 Yeah I know...no politics...but...

California border town, and I mean slap dab on the fence, recalls their tranny city council member:
https://tinyurl.com/2h96nrnz

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 08:34 PM (ynpvh)

Oh, and was mayor.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 08:37 PM (ynpvh)

108 Meet Gaia BH3, the largest stellar mass black hole discovered so far in the Galaxy. It's about 2000 ly away in the constellation Aquila, and about 33 solar masses.
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All I smell is solar masses!

[Read the article and know the joke punchlined "All I smell is molasses!"]

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 08:38 PM (vtyCZ)

109 hiked all day

in training, yo gainzzz!

hiked all day

won't somebody send my baby home?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 18, 2024 08:38 PM (PFYt9)

110 Randy Bachman is selling 200 of his guitars at auction in NYC and online next month.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 08:15 PM (vtyCZ)

Randy's fat ass looks better now than he did in 1975.

Fuck him.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 18, 2024 08:38 PM (R/m4+)

111 34 The thing where Dad jumps on the air mattress and launches the Kid is gold
Posted by: Don Black at April 18, 2024 07:58 PM (oCjPU)

First thing the Dad said, "Are you alright?"
Second thing the Dad said, "Don't tell Mom!"

Posted by: JB1000 at April 18, 2024 08:38 PM (iFW5t)

112 I guess we'll be seeing more about this...

"Maine legislature approves sweeping gun safety legislation six months after deadliest shooting in state history."

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 08:40 PM (vtyCZ)

113 66 . . . Skeet Surfing? I think there was a song about it.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2024 08:12 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M6-zD1-vW0

There is one scene that is the most rewound. 50 quatloos was I know which one.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 18, 2024 08:40 PM (9CJNc)

114 Cycling at the very edge of a high cliff.

Sucks enough wrecking a mountain bike into some prickly pear cactus.

Falling off a cliff. Uh... no.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 18, 2024 08:42 PM (/HDaX)

115 Uganda McDonalds you're getting a Bush Meat Big Mac.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 18, 2024 08:43 PM (R4t5M)

116 Defunding the po po isn't so cool now, huh?

St. Louis police dept. considers extending officer shifts to 11 hours amid staffing shortage

https://tinyurl.com/StL-Police

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2024 08:44 PM (HGv4O)

117 That transparent screen that appears in AI-voiceover youtube videos about finance, being viewed and manipulated by models pretending to be financial whizzes. Gag me.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 08:45 PM (w6EFb)

118 112

Never let a good crisis go to waste. The DEMs run that play brilliantly. The GOP? not at all.

ME also ratified the National Popular Vote Compact this week.

ME is asshoe.

Posted by: mnw at April 18, 2024 08:45 PM (NLIak)

119 something deep inside says to me that "gun safety" doesn't mean the same thing to the vermont (spit) "legislature" (spit) as it does to Weasel and the denizens of the gun thread ... just sayin' ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 18, 2024 08:46 PM (PFYt9)

120 Men who ride Vespas can get dates? Who do you think they are, ~~John Wayne~~ Ace?

FIFY.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 18, 2024 08:46 PM (9pf8J)

121 I know I'm late to everything, but RIP Dickey Betts. Such an incredible talent, thank you for sharing that with us. Only the drummer survives as an original member of the AB band. Thank God for youtube videos....

Posted by: Grateful at April 18, 2024 08:47 PM (IQ6Gq)

122 On one trip to WESPAC, our pilot did an orbit around Mt Fuji so both aisles could get a view and pictures. I could see why the Japanese hold it in reverence.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

Climb Mount Niitaka!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2024 08:47 PM (HGv4O)

123 Men who ride Vespas can get dates? Who do you think they are, John Wayne Ace?

FIFY.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Of course they can get dates. Bobby would love to go out with Billy.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2024 08:48 PM (HGv4O)

124 Bike Soccer is so lame. The future is Bubble Soccer. It is going to huge. Huge.

https://tinyurl.com/2epfjntm

Posted by: Lost in Space at April 18, 2024 08:48 PM (IwS0P)

125 Yes, they still have to pick the alternate jurors a news report updates.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 08:50 PM (vtyCZ)

126 Supposedly, this guy is mimicking each sound that's presented to him. But what I'm most interested in is his Hype Squad going crazy after every show of mimickry.

Michael Winslow - Police Academy.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2024 08:51 PM (HGv4O)

127 Transparent screen so you can see ‘what the hell the cat’s doing back there!’ .

Posted by: Eromero at April 18, 2024 08:51 PM (NxC5+)

128 which drummer?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 18, 2024 08:51 PM (PFYt9)

129 Vespas are a huge deal for Mike on American Pickers. I guess there is a big European market for Vespas that we're imported to America.

Posted by: polynikes at April 18, 2024 08:51 PM (TDRQO)

130 How about Aztec soccer.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 18, 2024 08:51 PM (R4t5M)

131 How about Aztec soccer.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
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They were way ahead of today's version.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2024 08:55 PM (XeU6L)

132 130 How about Aztec soccer.
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I think they have a modern league of that, without the human sacrifice of the losers [damn Spanish and Christian morality!], unless it was a reenactment group playing it I saw once on TV.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 08:55 PM (vtyCZ)

133 I've seen transparent-ish computer equipment before ... clear plastic case ... as surplus from "correctional institutions", presumably to make it harder to stash dope inside, innit?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 18, 2024 08:56 PM (PFYt9)

134 Beatbox Boy didn't mimic his Hype Squad.

Poser!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 18, 2024 08:56 PM (pDQ/8)

135 They've got at least 2 attys on the jury. I guess Trump's defense team decided they couldn't afford to use two of their precious peremptory strikes on them. Team Orange must be hoping they'll be lawyers first and Trump haters second.

Lawyers are not excused from jury duty, btw. Usually both sides are afraid of having them on a jury, though, for fear they'll explain the law to the other jurors differently than the jury instructions explain it.

Posted by: mnw at April 18, 2024 08:57 PM (NLIak)

136 I don't think you could do it now when there is so much The Gay everywhere, but in the late 80s early 90s I always thought that if you were a halfway decent looking guy and had a restored Vespa with a basket on the front, and in that basket was a golden retriever puppy, and you lived in a college town and drove that Vespa and puppy to record stores and coffee shops and the student union building, you'd never lack for dates with young women.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 18, 2024 08:58 PM (WCiZg)

137 Afghan soccer:

Peachy Carnehan: Do they always use such a big ball?

Billy Fish: Depend on size of man's head. Big head, big ball, small head, small ball. That Bashki man. Oh big damn head.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2024 08:58 PM (4I/2K)

138
only allman bros album I ever owned was Live at Fillmore East ...
playing it now

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 18, 2024 08:59 PM (PFYt9)

139 Billy Fish: Depend on size of man's head. Big head, big ball, small head, small ball. That Bashki man. Oh big damn head.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2024 08:58 PM (4I/2K)

And the waiter said, "Senor, sometimes ze bool wins."

Posted by: just the punchline at April 18, 2024 09:01 PM (tkR6S)

140 lol 136; shoulda adopted that strategy 50 years ago, amirite? lol.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 18, 2024 09:01 PM (PFYt9)

141 How about Aztec soccer.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
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They were way ahead of today's version.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Bet they didn't flop like they do today.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2024 09:01 PM (HGv4O)

142 only allman bros album I ever owned was Live at Fillmore East ...
playing it now
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 18, 2024 08:59 PM (PFYt9)

Timeless album.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 18, 2024 09:01 PM (R4t5M)

143 Eat me.

Posted by: Uncle Bossie at April 18, 2024 09:02 PM (LaNzR)

144 Mountain Jam …

Posted by: Adriane the Green Tea Ice Cream Critic . . . at April 18, 2024 09:03 PM (4Winp)

145 >>which drummer?

Jaimo

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2024 09:04 PM (LkLld)

146 I'm currently reading Zelazny's Chronicles of Amber.

It's a little weird when the word "Trump" is splashed on almost every page....

Of course, this is referencing major arcana cards from a tarot deck, not an actual person...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 09:05 PM (BpYfr)

147 Re: immersive French museum experience.

Why, oh why are people trying to capture that with their cell phones? Put the phone away and enjoy the experience. It's not like you're going to show that to anybody, anyway, It will be stuck on your phone.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 18, 2024 09:05 PM (Ze4AG)

148 only allman bros album I ever owned was Live at Fillmore East ...
playing it now.

Got to see the Allman Brothers at an improbable venue, at a campground in Redmond in either 1970 or 1971. The campground is long gone as was that night. The Allman Brothers showed up about 4 hours late and finally got started about midnight and went off for the next 4 hours. There may have been 300 of us left by the time they started and they gave us a night to forever remember.

Posted by: Lost in Space at April 18, 2024 09:07 PM (+zECz)

149 Put the phone away and enjoy the experience. It's not like you're going to show that to anybody, anyway,

Um, I bet a whole bunch of us just watched it on a phone.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 18, 2024 09:09 PM (/y8xj)

150 Mr A F , damn straight!

JS, thx!

I have always thought that the true mark of the absolute best jam band is two drummers ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 18, 2024 09:09 PM (PFYt9)

151 >>Why, oh why are people trying to capture that with their cell phones? Put the phone away and enjoy the experience. It's not like you're going to show that to anybody, anyway, It will be stuck on your phone.

Or just go sailing.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2024 09:10 PM (LkLld)

152 which is to say dead and allman bros ... may be others who have not come to my attention ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 18, 2024 09:12 PM (PFYt9)

153 O happy man, Lost In Space!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 18, 2024 09:14 PM (PFYt9)

154 New York Post @nypost 2h
Anti-Israel protesters who blocked Golden Gate Bridge for hours released without charges trib.al/JAkSSVy

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 09:14 PM (vtyCZ)

155 I'm currently reading Zelazny's Chronicles of Amber.

[ . . . ]
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 09:05 PM (BpYfr)

I read that first in high school and I liked the series a lot, I reread The Guns of Avalon recently and the writing and plotting was not as good as I remember.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2024 09:17 PM (D7oie)

156 Why, oh why are people trying to capture that with their cell phones? Put the phone away and enjoy the experience. It's not like you're going to show that to anybody, anyway, It will be stuck on your phone.

To many, it's not real unless it's on an iphone.

They miss the entire point.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 18, 2024 09:17 PM (WXNFJ)

157 Sakura !

Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 09:17 PM (V13WU)

158 148 only allman bros album I ever owned was Live at Fillmore East ...
playing it now.

Got to see the Allman Brothers at an improbable venue, at a campground in Redmond in either 1970 or 1971. The campground is long gone as was that night. The Allman Brothers showed up about 4 hours late and finally got started about midnight and went off for the next 4 hours. There may have been 300 of us left by the time they started and they gave us a night to forever remember.
Posted by: Lost in Space at April 18, 2024 09:07 PM (+zECz)
Never saw them live but drank a hell of a bunch of whiskey listening to them at eleventy-eleven.

Posted by: Eromero at April 18, 2024 09:18 PM (NxC5+)

159 >>which is to say dead and allman bros ... may be others who have not come to my attention ...

Dicky Betts with the Dead

Going Down the Road

RFK Stadium 1973

https://tinyurl.com/22w9tk8z

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2024 09:18 PM (LkLld)

160 05 There's some gas station chain along the highways between Milan and places south that has the best sammiches and coffee...evah! Seriously they've got fresh salamis and of the fruits of the pig, as well as fresh pasta dishes. And fresh coffee..

Better than any WaWas ever thought about being.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April

Those are all over Italy and a lot of Europe. Nothing like here. One of the chains is called “Fart”, which is speed in Norwegian but I am American so it’s funny.

Posted by: Piper at April 18, 2024 09:19 PM (ZdaMQ)

161 I read that first in high school and I liked the series a lot, I reread The Guns of Avalon recently and the writing and plotting was not as good as I remember.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2024 09:17 PM (D7oie)
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Yeah...I tend to agree, at least for the first five books. I think people tend to rate the second series lower than the first, but I'm enjoying the second series more.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 09:19 PM (BpYfr)

162 iPhone...is the greatest invention of all time, ever

Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 09:19 PM (V13WU)

163 However, I have always loved Zelazny's Doorways in the Sand, since it was damned near impossible to figure out if something was real or not as it was being experienced by the main character, though everthing in the story was actuality in the story, it was just weird.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2024 09:19 PM (D7oie)

164 148 Oh, I am so envious. That had to be quite the experience. Imagine anyone playing for 11.5 minutes now, improvising along the way. They simply didn't need lyrics, the music spoke for itself

Posted by: Grateful at April 18, 2024 09:21 PM (IQ6Gq)

165 iPhone...is the greatest invention of all time, ever
Posted by: runner

I have to go with Honda Trail 125.

Posted by: Lost in Space at April 18, 2024 09:22 PM (+zECz)

166 "They finally made the transparent computer screen that we've been seeing in sci-fi movies for about fifteen years now."

I remember dissing the high-tech revolution 30 years ago and saying it as overrated.Was I ever wrong. Now we have cell phones more powerful than any of those gadgets they had on Star Trek. Only thing they are lacking is the laser function, which would be great to stun the idiots on the subways.

Posted by: Ripley at April 18, 2024 09:23 PM (PTDkx)

167 I have to go with Honda Trail 125.
Posted by: Lost in Space at April 18, 2024 09:22 PM (+zECz)

🤨

Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 09:23 PM (V13WU)

168 iPhone...is the greatest invention of all time, ever

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I'm still leaning towards anesthetics.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 18, 2024 09:23 PM (WCiZg)

169
162 iPhone...is the greatest invention of all time, ever
Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 09:19 PM (V13WU)

Bish, please.

Posted by: Bread Slice at April 18, 2024 09:24 PM (3CVIc)

170 Did our "president" just literally short-dick every cannibal in the Congo by leaving them out of the conversation?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 09:24 PM (GkFGh)

171 Wonder if cannibals are unionized.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2024 09:25 PM (3CVIc)

172 However, I have always loved Zelazny's Doorways in the Sand, since it was damned near impossible to figure out if something was real or not as it was being experienced by the main character, though everthing in the story was actuality in the story, it was just weird.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2024 09:19 PM (D7oie)
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My favorite Zelazny is his Changeling/Madwand series. I love the worldbuilding. The copies I have also have incredible artwork inside. Just great fantasy all around.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 09:27 PM (BpYfr)

173 IPhone...is the greatest invention of all time, ever...
********
Seriously? How about the printing press, electricity, automobile, telephone, and I could go on forever re medical discoveries, say Penicillin....

Posted by: Grateful at April 18, 2024 09:27 PM (IQ6Gq)

174 "Why, oh why are people trying to capture that with their cell phones? Put the phone away and enjoy the experience. "

The worst is recording fireworks. Nobody ever goes back and watches them and if they did they would discover they aren't nearly as impressive as the original. Just enjoy the moment.

Posted by: Ripley at April 18, 2024 09:27 PM (PTDkx)

175 iPhone...is the greatest invention of all time, ever

-

I'm still leaning towards anesthetics.
Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 18, 2024 09:23 PM (WCiZg)
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What am I? Chopped liver?

Posted by: modern plumbing at April 18, 2024 09:27 PM (BpYfr)

176 171 Wonder if cannibals are unionized.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2024 09:25 PM (3CVIc)

The International Brotherhood of Amusement Ride Operators, Cobblers, Projectionists, Cannibals, and Whitesmiths.

It's a thing.

Look it up.

(it's not a thing.)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 09:28 PM (GkFGh)

177 there is a bit of a hobby for some people to post trailers for movies that have never been made using clips from other movies. This is a "trailer" for The Chronicles of Amber"

https://youtu.be/LGxynFLkltQ?si=Y-k0X4jP8fuSFhaL

Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2024 09:28 PM (D7oie)

178 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 18, 2024 09:28 PM (WXNFJ)

179 What am I? Chopped liver?
Posted by: modern plumbing

you can live without plumbing...the trees are over there...

Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 09:29 PM (V13WU)

180 The International Brotherhood of Amusement Ride Operators, Cobblers, Projectionists, Cannibals, and Whitesmiths.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 09:28 PM (GkFGh

Damn Projectionists. Always accusatory.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2024 09:29 PM (3CVIc)

181 Good evening everyone.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 18, 2024 09:28 PM (WXNFJ)

can you support that assertion with facts ?!

Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 09:29 PM (V13WU)

182 164

I heard "Eruption/You Really Got Me' on the car radio today.

I never thought David Lee Roth could, like, you know... actually SING, as opposed to just prancing about like a fagette. But he doesn't sound half bad... although "You Really Got Me" isn't quite as difficult as "Un Bel Di" from Madame Butterfly or anything.

Posted by: mnw at April 18, 2024 09:30 PM (NLIak)

183 Van Hager was better.

Change my mind.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2024 09:31 PM (3CVIc)

184 Good evening everyone.
Posted by: Tonypete

can you support that assertion with facts ?!
Posted by: runner

Does "I got my butt pinched by a 89 yr old woman at church today" make it so?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 18, 2024 09:31 PM (WXNFJ)

185 Here is an older "trailer" for the Chronicles of Amber. Never made of course, but hey, we did get She Hulk, and that all woman reboot of Ghost Busters

https://tinyurl.com/2pd4nan7

Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2024 09:32 PM (D7oie)

186
Does "I got my butt pinched by a 89 yr old woman at church today" make it so?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 18, 2024

If that happened, you won the month of April.

Posted by: Piper at April 18, 2024 09:32 PM (ZdaMQ)

187 Does "I got my butt pinched by a 89 yr old woman at church today" make it so?
*********************
Mike drop!

Posted by: Grateful at April 18, 2024 09:33 PM (IQ6Gq)

188 E lucevan le stelle is the greatest aria ever.

Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 09:33 PM (V13WU)

189 183 Van Hager was better.

Change my mind.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2024 09:31 PM (3CVIc)

Van Roth makes me feel like I need a shower and some disinfectant.

Van Hagar makes me feel like I need a dentist and some insulin.

... advantage Hagar, I guess?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 09:33 PM (GkFGh)

190 Sakura !
Posted by: runner

Gesundheidt !

Posted by: JT at April 18, 2024 09:34 PM (T4tVD)

191 Ou812 was a great album. So was For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2024 09:35 PM (3CVIc)

192 >>Oh, I am so envious. That had to be quite the experience. Imagine anyone playing for 11.5 minutes now, improvising along the way. They simply didn't need lyrics, the music spoke for itself

That was literally every Dead concert. Many never understand why they have such an incredibly devoted fan base or why other musicians as diverse as Dicky Betts and Branford Marsalis and many others would want to sit in. It was always about the music.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2024 09:35 PM (LkLld)

193 there is a bit of a hobby for some people to post trailers for movies that have never been made using clips from other movies. This is a "trailer" for The Chronicles of Amber"

https://youtu.be/LGxynFLkltQ?si=Y-k0X4jP8fuSFhaL
Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2024 09:28 PM (D7oie)
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That was pretty neat. Gotta admit, Luke Evans would be well cast in such a movie/television show....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 09:35 PM (BpYfr)

194 183

I definitely prefer Sammy H. to DLR myself, but they had some hits with DLR.

2 bad Eddie kind of destroyed himself.

Posted by: mnw at April 18, 2024 09:36 PM (NLIak)

195 184 Good evening everyone.
Posted by: Tonypete

can you support that assertion with facts ?!
Posted by: runner

Does "I got my butt pinched by a 89 yr old woman at church today" make it so?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 18, 2024 09:31 PM (WXNFJ)
I had a woman maybe 20 years younger than me say to her friend of similar age while looking at me 'Aren't you a cutie?'. I told her I'd tell my wife who is 70.

Posted by: Eromero at April 18, 2024 09:36 PM (NxC5+)

196 Does "I got my butt pinched by a 89 yr old woman at church today" make it so?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 18, 2024 09:31 PM (WXNFJ)

oh, you mean it does not happen every time you are at church ?? ok, then yes

Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 09:36 PM (V13WU)

197 Van Hagar had a window for a few years.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 18, 2024 09:37 PM (R4t5M)

198 Wait wait wait, are we talking like middle of the sunday morning services church, here, or three or five G&Ts deep into bingo night church?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 09:38 PM (GkFGh)

199 OSINTdefender
@sentdefender
·
1m
Additional Footage showing Anti-Aircraft Fire earlier over the City of Isfahan in Central Iran.

Posted by: 13times at April 18, 2024 09:38 PM (lqRlW)

200 Can't remember the name, but it was one of the more serious guitar magazines.

They did an interbank interview with David Lee Roth.

It started with, as I recall, "your band has been described as juvenile, immature, undisciplined, sophomoric, etc . ."

David Lee response was "well that's just my dad talking"

Couldn't help but like them a little after that.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 18, 2024 09:41 PM (8AONa)

201 1m
Additional Footage showing Anti-Aircraft Fire earlier over the City of Isfahan in Central Iran.
Posted by: 13times at April 18, 2024 09:38 PM (lqRlW)

And here we go

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 18, 2024 09:41 PM (R4t5M)

202 more

@TreyYingst
·
18m
Following reports of large explosions in Iran, Iraq and Syria. Working to confirm and gather more information now.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2024 09:42 PM (LkLld)

203 Additional Footage showing Anti-Aircraft Fire earlier over the City of Isfahan in Central Iran.
Posted by: 13times at April 18, 2024 09:38 PM (lqRlW)

And here we go
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 18, 2024 09:41 PM (R4t5M)

Eh, stupid rugfucking halfwits are probably shooting at geese.

Eeeeevil joo spy geese.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 09:42 PM (GkFGh)

204 And thus, we inch closer to WW3.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2024 09:42 PM (3CVIc)

205

OSINTdefender
@sentdefender
·
11m
U.S. Officials have Confirmed that Israeli Aircraft have Stuck a Location in Iran.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2024 09:43 PM (3CVIc)

206 What if Iran and Iraq go to war on their own? That would be something.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 09:43 PM (GkFGh)

207 >>And thus, we inch closer to WW3.

It started a while ago. Just getting more heated now.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2024 09:44 PM (LkLld)

208 U.S. Officials have Confirmed that Israeli Aircraft have Stuck a Location in Iran.

==

I hope it's ALL OF THEM

Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 09:44 PM (V13WU)

209 I hope it's ALL OF THEM
Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 09:44 PM (V13WU)

Only the Iran shaped part.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 09:45 PM (GkFGh)

210 Add Israel to the list of countries who ignore "Don't".

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 18, 2024 09:45 PM (xPl2J)

211 Inside Iran...guess the radar failed...lol

Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 09:46 PM (V13WU)

212 Isfahan? Is that the fourth or fifth Most Holy Site In Islam?

...

It is Thursday, right?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 09:46 PM (GkFGh)

213 Isfahan? Is that the fourth or fifth Most Holy Site In Islam?

...

It is Thursday, right?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 09:46 PM (GkFGh)
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Technically, I think it's now Friday in those parts...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 09:47 PM (BpYfr)

214

OSINTdefender
@sentdefender
Explosions so far have been reported in the last few minutes near the Cities of Isfahan and Natanz in Central Iran, which both contain Significant Facilities for the Iranian Nuclear Program.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2024 09:47 PM (3CVIc)

215 "Eeeeevil joo spy geese."

Yah! You can hear them honking, "Oy-Vay, Oy-Vay, Oy-Vay..."

Posted by: Iranian Air Defense at April 18, 2024 09:48 PM (SYTee)

216 But, but FJB said "Don't!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 18, 2024 09:48 PM (hOUT3)

217 Isfahan has military facilities, and Natanz is the major nuke development site

Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 09:49 PM (V13WU)

218 I hope IAF using BIG bombs

Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 09:49 PM (V13WU)

219 Here's to hoping Iran just lost their Nuclear Program for the next two decades

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2024 09:50 PM (3CVIc)

220 I hope all IDF pilots return home safely.

I hope Iran doesn't capture a single Israeli prisoner, too.

Posted by: mnw at April 18, 2024 09:50 PM (NLIak)

221 217 Isfahan has military facilities, and Natanz is the major nuke development site
Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 09:49 PM (V13WU)

Isfahan is a gigantic complex of elementary schools.

Natanz is 99.4% hospital.

Posted by: Warai-otoko is practicing for a career in being a journalism at April 18, 2024 09:50 PM (GkFGh)

222 Speaking of war hero uncles, President Trump actually has a real WWII hero, his uncle, John G. Trump, who received the King's Medal in Service of the Cause of Freedom from the British government, amongst other medals from both the UK and US.

https://tinyurl.com/ytnfdd5j

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 18, 2024 09:50 PM (XMwZJ)

223 Isfahan is a gigantic complex of elementary schools.

Natanz is 99.4% hospital.
Posted by: Warai-otoko is practicing for a career in being a journalism at April 18, 2024 09:50 PM (GkFGh

0.6 % baby milk factory

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2024 09:51 PM (3CVIc)

224 They said if I voted for Trump it would mean WWIII.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2024 09:51 PM (LkLld)

225 Wonder if they transited Saudi or Jordanian airspace.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 18, 2024 09:52 PM (xPl2J)

226 Awwww son of a whore, now I got to go die in another damned war...

Posted by: Beau Biden at April 18, 2024 09:52 PM (GkFGh)

227 Which would you rather have, a smart phone, or indoor plumbing?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2024 09:53 PM (XeU6L)

228 160 05 There's some gas station chain along the highways between Milan and places south that has the best sammiches and coffee...evah! Seriously they've got fresh salamis and of the fruits of the pig, as well as fresh pasta dishes. And fresh coffee..

Better than any WaWas ever thought about being.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April

Those are all over Italy and a lot of Europe. Nothing like here. One of the chains is called “Fart”, which is speed in Norwegian but I am American so it’s funny.

Posted by: Piper at April 18, 2024 09:19 PM (ZdaMQ)

fartsløper
Speed runner/racer...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 09:53 PM (ynpvh)

229 225 Wonder if they transited Saudi or Jordanian airspace.
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 18, 2024 09:52 PM (xPl2J)

Wondering if Trumps Abraham Accords paying dividends.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2024 09:54 PM (3CVIc)

230 fartsløper

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 09:53 PM (ynpvh)

kinda sounds like "fart slurper"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 09:54 PM (ynpvh)

231 Van Roth makes me feel like I need a shower and some disinfectant.

Van Hagar makes me feel like I need a dentist and some insulin.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 09:33 PM

Van Heard makes me feel like I need clean sheets.

Posted by: Duncanthrax, making the observations the MSM doesn't make at April 18, 2024 09:55 PM (a3Q+t)

232 Van Roth makes me feel like I need a shower and some disinfectant.

Van Hagar makes me feel like I need a dentist and some insulin.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 09:33 PM

What about Van Cherone?

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 18, 2024 09:56 PM (xPl2J)

233 100% Biden was asleep when the bombing started.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2024 09:56 PM (3CVIc)

234 Why are Japanese roofs concave?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 09:57 PM (w6EFb)

235 80 68 An old school Rupp mini bike with a B&S or Techumseh engine would be a handy thing to have stashed away with a couple bottles of Stabil.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 18, 2024 08:20 PM (0EOe9)
Whoa! I’m 12 again!

Posted by: Eromero at April 18, 2024 09:57 PM (NxC5+)

236 Bomb bomb bomb
bomb bomb Iran

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2024 09:59 PM (4I/2K)

237 234 Why are Japanese roofs concave?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 09:57 PM (w6EFb

Snow load

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2024 09:59 PM (3CVIc)

238 May Allah eat shit and die.

Posted by: Montec at April 18, 2024 09:59 PM (9YqI2)

239 233 100% Biden was asleep when the bombing started.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2024 09:56 PM (3CVIc)

Come on man, the nights are getting shorter and you can't expect someone to work ALL the time!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 18, 2024 09:59 PM (hOUT3)

240 Gary Cherone was awful.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 18, 2024 09:59 PM (R4t5M)

241 Why are Japanese roofs concave?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 09:57 PM (w6EFb)

It is probably hard to find good quality rafters there.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2024 10:00 PM (D7oie)

242 Oil up 3.65% in last hour.

Posted by: mnw at April 18, 2024 10:01 PM (NLIak)

243 Autogrill, along Italian highways, is the best roadside food I've ever had.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 18, 2024 10:01 PM (8AONa)

244 230
kinda sounds like "fart slurper"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18

We will grow up…nah, that isn’t happening. Never mind .

Posted by: Piper at April 18, 2024 10:02 PM (ZdaMQ)

245 ONT is go!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2024 10:04 PM (4I/2K)

246 Evening HORDE

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 18, 2024 10:14 PM (TDvv2)

247 @235 There is not enough Sta-Bil in a tank farm to make a Sick-um-seh run right.

I liked those Rupps though.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 18, 2024 10:18 PM (zdLoL)

248 This one time at band camp...I had dad's motor home at lake Shasta. High winds pulled the awning apart and the aluminum legs were flailing the motorhome. ugly deal.

Duct tape was my friend that day I can tell you.

Posted by: DOYLE at April 19, 2024 12:27 AM (Z8Yh2)

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