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Hullo Horde! Welcome to Thursday night. We'll start with a quick peek at the headlines.

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A Smart Military Blog


U.S. Navy Facing Major Shipbuilding Delays While China’s Navy Expansion Accelerates

The review shows the Navy’s Block IV Virginia [attack] submarines, which were bought from fiscal 2014 to 2018, are running 36 months behind schedule….

[T]he Block V [Virginia class] boats bought from FY19 to FY23 projected to be about 24 months behind schedule….
The Navy’s next nuclear-powered aircraft carrier…is also delayed. The future Enterprise, CVN-80, is expected to deliver 18 to 26 months late….As a result, the Navy is delaying buying subsequent ships CVNs 82 and 83, pushing their procurement from FY28 to FY30….
The first Constellation frigate, built in Wisconsin by Fincantieri’s Marinette Marine shipyard, will deliver 36 months later than its contractual delivery date….
As for the more mature surface ship production lines — the San Antonio-class amphibious transport dock and America-class amphibious assault ships at Ingalls Shipbuilding, the Arleigh Burke-class destroyers at Ingalls and General Dynamics’ Bath Iron Works and the John Lewis-class oiler at General Dynamics’ NASSCO — the Navy notes these ships are predicted to deliver later than what’s outlined in their contracts.

So the question becomes, when we get kicked in the teeth, and the way the armed forces are being hollowed out, we will, how will we as a country respond?


NeverTrump

Time to Rethink Your Never Trumpism


Let’s look at where our country is right now. It’s in a hole, and our alleged president is still digging. We have a wide open border. Fentanyl is killing tens of thousands a year. Ten million illegal aliens have streamed across. We know many of them are criminals. They’re raping and murdering Americans right now. We can be relatively sure that a significant number of Chinese military infiltrators are among them. That will end badly unless we have a president who will do something about it, which Biden certainly never will. We can also surmise that a large number are active terrorists who, at some point, will launch a killing spree

If Donald Trump is not elected president in November, this will continue for another four years. That is a lot of dead Americans. And you’ve got to ask yourself if protesting mean tweets worth those lives. Because that’s the choice you’re making. Even if you sit out the election, you’re effectively supporting Joe Biden by not actively supporting Donald Trump. Yes, I know you’re upset because there is a binary choice, and I know all the clichés about not wanting to choose the lesser of two evils but guess what? You’re faced with the choice between the lesser of two evils. That’s just the choice that exists. It might not be fair. You might not like it, but that’s what it is. And you’ve got to choose. Not choosing is choosing. Not choosing is choosing Joe Biden. And if you choose Joe Biden, you’re choosing a lot of deaths just because of his border betrayal.

I know every election is “the most important of our lifetime”. Bullshit. They can't all be the most important. I don't like Trump. I think he's a thin-skinned narcissist for whom this entire campaign is a personal vendetta because his feelings are hurt. Instead of laying out a bold agenda, he's whining about 2020. Guess what? I think the Dems stole that election too. But that was 4 years ago, it doesn't matter now. If you want to make things personal, tell us what you're going to do to the bastards, not complain about what they did to you last time. None of that matters. I was never a neverTrumper. I voted for him in '16 and '20, and I will vote for him this fall. Eagerly. Because I think this election does fall into the “most important” category. This country is on the brink after Obama's third term. I'm not sure it will survive a 4th.


NYPD, Focusing On The Important Stuff

NYC mom fined for letting 4-year-old take an emergency wee in the park: ‘Absolutely insane’

They're at the park, and the kid has to go. The restroom is closed, and he's about to wet himself, so she shields him and allows him to pee in the corner.

“My son was like ‘I really need to go – I’m going to pee my pants,’” Sasaki, a professional dancer and actress who lives in Washington Heights, told The Post. It was “an emergency.”

Desperate, the fast-acting mom shielded her little boy as he pulled down his pants to quickly urinate.

Moments later, five or six parks officers approached Sasaki, and, she said, “hounded” her.

“I was bewildered and very confused. [One] aggressively told me that this was illegal and not okay to use the bathroom outside,” said Sasaki.

“He said, ‘Let me see your ID, I’m writing you a ticket.’ My jaw dropped – I was frozen. I didn’t know what to say. I said, ‘You’re writing me a ticket for what? You cannot have a playground and not have bathrooms.’”

Sasaki reluctantly complied and was handed a summons with a $50 fine, with a hearing date of July, 2.

“I did observe the respondent allowing her child to urinate on parks property, next to the public bathroom,” the summons, obtained by the Post, reads.

Well thank God NY is so safe that five or six officers can respond to the emergency of a little boy peeing. Glad the subway's not a war zone and that the knockout game isn't the official city pastime. Otherwise this would be stupid.


OJ's Dead

O.J. Simpson dies of cancer at age 76


And he died on the same day as the guy who murdered his wife and Ron Goldman, how's that for a coincidence? My 19 YO son asked me about the trial and what it meant, and this is what I told him. “The racial rot in this country goes back to that trial. By the 90s, racism was dead. Nobody cared anymore. Oh, there were scattered individual racists, there always will be, but we had racism beaten as a society. But the race hustlers were realizing that if we had beaten racism, their gravy train was derailing. So they cast the trial as being about OJ being black, and not about whether he had killed 2 people. I watched the trial with my boss at the time. He was a black man, college educated, upper middle class, whom I'd known for a couple of years, and I don't think the subject of race ever came up between us. Like I said, nobody cared. We were work friends. When the verdict was read, he stood and cheered. I just stared at him. I didn't understand then that if there was no significant racism in America, there was no need for the race hustlers. I draw a direct line from that trial to the DEI madness that's ripping this country apart today. And the race hustlers are richer than ever”.


Here's 10 minutes of Norm McDonald trashing OJ.


Gonna Be A BEAST

Chevy Teases 2025 Corvette ZR1, the Turbocharged American Supercar

It’s not secret that plenty is not good enough when it comes to the all-conquering mid-engine Chevy Corvette. The base coupe is a performance bargain, a 490-hp rocket that is already knock-knock-knocking on supercars’ doors. Order a Z06, and with an extra heaping of horsepower, better aero, and a harder edge, and you have a half-priced supercar with one of the greatest-sounding V-8s to ever exist. The Z06 pumps out a full 670 hp, and it was a shoe-in for MotorTrend’s 2023 Performance Car of the Year award—a Corvette absolutely swimming in “the kind of special sauce that makes the car seem worth it regardless of price, a sense of total desirability, the feeling that nothing was left on the table.”

Well, what was left on the table was a pair of turbochargers. That’s what the ZR1, which Chevrolet just teased on social media, is bringing to the party. “No #Corvette has ever moved quite like this,” the copy reads. “The #ZR1 is coming this summer.”

900+ HP? Yowza!


Shall Not Be Infringed

Who will ATF shoot next?


The Malinowski family described ATF’s tactics as “reckless and incompetent, and completely unnecessary.”

In their statement, the family points out that ATF had Malinowski under surveillance for days. They had surreptitiously installed a GPS tracker on his vehicle, and undercover ATF agents had made several controlled buys from him at gun shows. More importantly, they knew where he worked and where he lived. They didn’t need to raid his home at zero dark thirty.

“At this stage there is no publicly available evidence showing whether agents knocked on the door or announced their presence, adequately identifying themselves,” the statement reads. “Bryan’s wife Maer only heard loud banging immediately followed by the crash of the front door being forced open.”

ATF had a host of less-lethal arrest options available, any one of which would have spared Malinowski’s life.  

They could have arrested him at the Clinton National Airport, where he served as executive director. They could have pulled him over on his way home and arrested him in his vehicle. They could have called Malinowski’s attorney and told him to turn in his client.

If agents were dead set on confronting Malinowski at his home, a callout would have been much safer for all involved. Once the home was surrounded, agents could have contacted Malinowski on his cellphone — they knew the number since they had a warrant to search his phone — and ordered him to come out with his hands up. If he didn’t answer his phone, a bullhorn would have sufficed.

A video from a neighbor’s doorbell camera shows that agents arrived at Malinowski’s home in 10 separate vehicles. If they would have activated the emergency lights in all of these squad cars, Malinowski’s entire neighborhood would have been bathed in red flashing lights. Malinowski would have known immediately there were law enforcement officers stacked outside his home and not criminal home invaders.

Finally, agents could have simply slowed down and waited for Malinowski to answer the door, rather than breaching and storming in, which caused the armed confrontation.

“Absent exigent circumstances (danger of losing evidence-drugs down the toilet; propensity for violence or escape) case law requires law enforcement officers to give dwelling occupants a reasonable time to come to the door and let them in,” Malinowski’s family said in their statement.

Unfortunately, ATF’s raid planners chose the most dangerous option — the one tactic most likely to end in gunfire — that any seasoned tactical officer would utilize only as a final course of action, after all else had failed.

I don't think enough people realize that this raid, or Ruby Ridge, or Waco or dozens of other raids, is not to peacefully resolve a possible crime with an arrest and trial, it's to demonstrate that the government can and will attack and kill you if it wants to, so better do just what they say.


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Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at April 11, 2024 10:01 PM (IL8pV)

2 Vault 1

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2024 10:01 PM (ufFY8)

3 WD ONT Woot!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 11, 2024 10:01 PM (hOUT3)

4 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at April 11, 2024 10:01 PM (Z2yLo)

5 Bubble

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 11, 2024 10:01 PM (as3uC)

6 Dammit!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2024 10:01 PM (ufFY8)

7 Curses!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 11, 2024 10:02 PM (hOUT3)

8 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 11, 2024 10:02 PM (WXNFJ)

9 Evening!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at April 11, 2024 10:02 PM (/HDaX)

10 Sorry I'm late, the spellcaster was speaking gibberish.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 11, 2024 10:02 PM (/GNad)

11 10nth

Posted by: Rex B at April 11, 2024 10:02 PM (VaV9x)

12 "2 people and a californian..."

BWAHAHAHA!

Posted by: JQ at April 11, 2024 10:03 PM (njWTi)

13 Dang, I was gonna link that Norm MacDonald video! Oh well. I watched it and about died laughing: as opposed to Nicole and Ron, who died from O.J. stabbing them.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 11, 2024 10:03 PM (g0Y4p)

14 Sorry to hear that you don’t like Trump, WD.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 11, 2024 10:04 PM (9yWhg)

15 So based on all of the spoilers, the A24 Civil War movie is as bad was expected.

The heroes of the story are journalists, The fascist President is Donald Trump and at the end of the film, he meets a Sic Semper Tyrannis end.

Pretty much standard leftist assassination fantasia that for some reason is deemed to be acceptable by the swells and not a threat to muh democracy.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 11, 2024 10:05 PM (XV/Pl)

16 Good evening horde. Thanks WD.

Posted by: TRex at April 11, 2024 10:05 PM (IQ6Gq)

17 Just watched episode three of Fallout.
No obvious woke shit.
Minor "stick some POC actors in".

The scene where the Vault dwellers are trying to decide what to do with the Raider prisoners is very subversive. They all want to "rehabilitate" them, except Rico from Hannah Montana (Moises Arias).
Darkly hilarious.

They are doing a decent job so far.
Definitely true to the spirit of the franchise.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2024 10:06 PM (ufFY8)

18 Good Thursday evening!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 11, 2024 10:06 PM (4I/2K)

19 900 horsepower. Yowza indeed.

Posted by: TRex at April 11, 2024 10:07 PM (IQ6Gq)

20 Hmmm, about our current military state . . . The “greatest military in the world” has been getting it’s ass beat by illiterate poors toting AKs for the last 60 years. Maybe leaving all those ARs in Trashcanistan for ISIS and Iran was actually doing the US a favor? Now we just need to equip our troops with some commie rifles and maybe we can win a war for once in my lifetime. (Oh, aside from Grenada . . . we totally kicked some ass there! WHOOO!!!)

Posted by: Build your own damn stadium!!! at April 11, 2024 10:07 PM (Cia0+)

21 Pretty much standard leftist assassination fantasia that for some reason is deemed to be acceptable by the swells and not a threat to muh democracy.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 11, 2024 10:05 PM (XV/Pl)


Never forget, for a standard leftist fascist, it is "muh Precious Democracy" that must be preserved!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 11, 2024 10:08 PM (hOUT3)

22 So the question becomes, when we get kicked in the teeth, and the way the armed forces are being hollowed out, we will, how will we as a country respond?


By claiming it was the Fems who wanted a strong military but the right had filed the and something about parties having switched, which os their answering machine message. Though even pressing 5 wouldn't enable the spokesmuppet to deliver it in anish at a briefing.

Posted by: Bete at April 11, 2024 10:08 PM (LX4y3)

23 So based on all of the spoilers, the A24 Civil War movie is as bad was expected.

The heroes of the story are journalists, The fascist President is Donald Trump and at the end of the film, he meets a Sic Semper Tyrannis end.

Pretty much standard leftist assassination fantasia that for some reason is deemed to be acceptable by the swells and not a threat to muh democracy.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 11, 2024 10:05 PM (XV/Pl)


Quelle surprise.

And from the online clips, as someone who thought she was crazy-hot in her Spider-Man days, I'm sorry to say that Kirsten Dunst has hit The Wall.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 11, 2024 10:09 PM (g0Y4p)

24 Erick Erickson
@EWErickson
A trans activist tied to ANTIFA exploded a bomb at the office of Alabama's Attorney General. Comcast, however, chose to imply pro-lifers planted the bomb.

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Pro-lifers, is there nothing they won't be accused of doing?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 11, 2024 10:10 PM (FVME7)

25 Biden is in office only because they got away with the 2020 steal.

Because they got away with it in 2020, they're gonna go for it again.

This makes the 2020 steal important for Trump to emphasize.

Posted by: davidt at April 11, 2024 10:10 PM (SYTee)

26 Pro-lifers, is there nothing they won't be accused of doing?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 11, 2024 10:10 PM (FVME7)

I continue to be amazed at the casual disregard for life the Pro-Lifers seem to have!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 11, 2024 10:11 PM (hOUT3)

27
Speaking of that big ball of lunar gas, I stumbled on this, a proper lunar analemma shot over the pyramids in Egypt:

https://tinyurl.com/2cyl5lmo

Astronomer Royal Sheila Jackson Lee can explain the dynamics there, and just how one sets up such a shot.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 11, 2024 10:11 PM (w6EFb)

28 /

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 11, 2024 10:11 PM (hOUT3)

29 >>I think he's a thin-skinned narcissist for whom this entire campaign is a personal vendetta because his feelings are hurt.

Well, having the full power of the LE/IC/Deep State apparatus turned against you to destroy you and your family, while facing 900 years in prison for bullshit trumped up nonsense and trying to expropriate your wealth and properties, might make someone a little angry and want to get a little payback.

YMMV.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 11, 2024 10:12 PM (XV/Pl)

30 Years ago my wife was clothes shopping in a small shop in a small town. Another lady was there with her young son, not sure of age but 5'ish. He kept bugging his mom he had to pee, she finally told him to go outside, she might have meant stand outside, do not know. Well the kid walks out, pulls it out and pees into the street from the sidewalk. I will say that kid did need to go, very impressive stream. Mom of course was mortified.

Posted by: Fred4d at April 11, 2024 10:13 PM (y8M19)

31 10 Sorry I'm late, the spellcaster was speaking gibberish.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 11, 2024 10:02 PM (/GNad)
----

He had a rough day at Darkon:

https://tinyurl.com/vt73pak3

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 11, 2024 10:13 PM (3e3hy)

32 >>> 25 Biden is in office only because they got away with the 2020 steal.

Because they got away with it in 2020, they're gonna go for it again.

This makes the 2020 steal important for Trump to emphasize.
Posted by: davidt at April 11, 2024 10:10 PM (SYTee)

"going to"?

Posted by: 2022 at April 11, 2024 10:13 PM (llON8)

33 Chevy Teases 2025 Corvette ZR1

And the second you drive it off the lot, it loses 75% of its value.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 11, 2024 10:13 PM (IG4Id)

34 OJ and his legal team might have buffaloed the first judge, but I don't think it will work on the next one....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 11, 2024 10:13 PM (0eaVi)

35 900 horsepower. Yowza indeed.
Posted by: TRex at April 11, 2024 10:07 PM (IQ6Gq)

Nobody needs more than . . . *checks notes* . . . more than 40 HP. A "Peoples Car" if you will.

Posted by: Bernie "Ferdinand" Sanders at April 11, 2024 10:13 PM (4I/2K)

36 This makes the 2020 steal important for Trump to emphasize.
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That's ALL he's talked about ever since! Oh, and Duh Vaxx--- 'WarpSpeed'

He needs some new lines. Seriously. I want WAR! I want BLOODBATHS! I want Demonrat heads to ROLL!

Posted by: JQ at April 11, 2024 10:13 PM (njWTi)

37 25
'This makes the 2020 steal important for Trump to emphasize.'

Yeah. I don't get the mentality of putting that behind us. If cheating to win the White House is OK, then the rule of law is circling the drain.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 11, 2024 10:14 PM (roH4R)

38 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper
NEW - $65,000 gold teacup stolen from Japan department store

A Japanese department store discovered a golden teacup worth over 10 million yen ($65,000) had been stolen on Thursday, after it was showcased in an in an unlocked box.

The teacup, made of pure 24-carat gold, went missing from a Tokyo outlet of the major department store chain Takashimaya, where an event displaying an array of gold items for sale is being held.

The stolen teacup was one of the most expensive among over 1,000 pieces of shining teaware, tableware and artefacts on display, a Takashimaya spokesman told AFP.

“It was kept in an unlocked transparent box at the time, so it could be taken out easily for customers to take a close look,” the spokesman said.

Security footage showed a man stowing the cup in his bag and fleeing the scene, local media reported, with police seeking the apparent culprit.

The display will continue but Takashimaya will firm up its security, the spokesman said.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 11, 2024 10:14 PM (vtyCZ)

39 OJ and his legal team might have buffaloed the first judge, but I don't think it will work on the next one....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 11, 2024 10:13 PM (0eaVi)


Wait until he finds out there's no appeals process.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 11, 2024 10:15 PM (g0Y4p)

40 Security footage showed a man stowing the cup in his bag and fleeing the scene, local media reported, with police seeking the apparent culprit.

Posted by: andycanuck


Round up all of the Americans~!!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 11, 2024 10:16 PM (IG4Id)

41 19 900 horsepower. Yowza indeed.

Oh, please. You mechanical types and your gadgets. Feh.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 11, 2024 10:16 PM (9yWhg)

42 >>> 37 25
'This makes the 2020 steal important for Trump to emphasize.'

Yeah. I don't get the mentality of putting that behind us. If cheating to win the White House is OK, then the rule of law is circling the drain.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 11, 2024 10:14 PM (roH4R)

There are many things we should put behind us.

Posted by: Karen who called the cops on your 2020 summer backyard party at April 11, 2024 10:17 PM (llON8)

43 Mom is looking at a PBS doc on the attempt by Jews to escape to the United States and it's all FDR good/Republicans bad.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 11, 2024 10:17 PM (3e3hy)

44 So, oj and Nicole are back together.

Posted by: Some Rat at April 11, 2024 10:17 PM (vJiyU)

45 I have to ask - Was that WeirdDave in the hydraulics video?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 11, 2024 10:18 PM (VNX3d)

46 @33

>>And the second you drive it off the lot, it loses 75% of its value.

There are some vehicles that can maintain there value and in some cases appreciate.

That's a car that will maintain it's value and more than likely appreciate in value.

A Pinto, it is not.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 11, 2024 10:18 PM (XV/Pl)

47 Ha! Not sure Nicole is in the same place as OJ, unless she's stabbing him in Hell.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 11, 2024 10:19 PM (3e3hy)

48 >>> 43 Mom is looking at a PBS doc on the attempt by Jews to escape to the United States and it's all FDR good/Republicans bad.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 11, 2024 10:17 PM (3e3hy)

The parties switched sides! Those mean Rethuglicans *made* FDR put the Japanese in the camps!!

Posted by: This... is XiNN at April 11, 2024 10:19 PM (llON8)

49 So, oj and Nicole are back together.
Posted by: Some Rat

Oh, I wouldn't be so sure. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at April 11, 2024 10:19 PM (WXNFJ)

50 That's ALL he's talked about ever since! Oh, and Duh Vaxx--- 'WarpSpeed'

He needs some new lines. Seriously. I want WAR! I want BLOODBATHS! I want Demonrat heads to ROLL!
Posted by: JQ at April 11, 2024 10:13 PM (njWTi)


What I want is for Trump and his team to make a firm decision (preferably as well-informed as possible) on whether to emphasize the steal or not. Get some focus groups, some straw polling, whatever, do your best to figure out if making it an issue hurts or helps the campaign, and proceed on that basis. Do whatever you have to not to get rolled, and stick to it.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 11, 2024 10:19 PM (g0Y4p)

51 Security footage showed a man stowing the cup in his bag and fleeing the scene, local media reported, with police seeking the apparent culprit.

The display will continue but Takashimaya will firm up its security, the spokesman said.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 11, 2024 10:14 PM (vtyCZ)

Dude's just gonna pawn it and then buy some super expensive big tittied anime girl figurine.

Posted by: Robert at April 11, 2024 10:19 PM (Z2yLo)

52 Stephen Miller @StephenM
There are a little over 6 months until the first early voting begins in the presidential election. Six months! Any conversation about what bogus worthless, meaningless border EO Biden might issue before then is a giant distraction. An elaborate misdirection.

Biden orchestrated a criminal invasion of the United States. He added more illegals to the country than the population of almost every American state.

A mass resettlement of the global third world into our world: the monumental effects of which are only beginning to be felt. [...]

Under the rules of DEI, illegals will be at the front of every line. First in the hierarchy. First in all things.

You and your family? Last.

So understand this. Your vote in November is a simple one.

Become the third world.

Or seal the border and send the lawbreakers home.

That’s it. Those are your choices. Your only two choices. And know this too: if Biden completes his transformation, it is permanent. Irreversible. Unrecoverable.

Make your choice, America.
https://tinyurl.com/4wujmmx7

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 11, 2024 10:20 PM (vtyCZ)

53
"2 people and a californian..."

...walk into a bar

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 11, 2024 10:20 PM (63Dwl)

54 Just exactly where can you air out 900 HP? A 1963 Porsche 911 had 90 HP.

Posted by: Practical KDF Mann at April 11, 2024 10:20 PM (V5BDR)

55 So the question becomes, when we get kicked in the teeth, and the way the armed forces are being hollowed out, we will, how will we as a country respond?
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80% of the country will claim to have no idea how it happened and the media will blame Trump.

Posted by: Methos at April 11, 2024 10:21 PM (Dnobf)

56 Mom is looking at a PBS doc on the attempt by Jews to escape to the United States and it's all FDR good/Republicans bad.
Posted by: All Hail Eris
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Yeah, FDR was so wonderful, we got a Constitutional Amendment passed, to keep the likes of him from happening again.

Posted by: JQ at April 11, 2024 10:21 PM (njWTi)

57 @48

>>The parties switched sides! Those mean Rethuglicans *made* FDR put the Japanese in the camps!!

As has been noted, every bad aspect of American history from the maintenance of slavery, to the trail of tears, to segregation, jim crow, the internment of the japanese, Subprime lending implosion, etc. can be laid at the feet of the democrat party, and yet, AND YET, spectral Republicans in distant realms are always the villain of the story.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 11, 2024 10:22 PM (XV/Pl)

58 NBC News Notes 'Heightened Islamophobia' After Mass Shooting at Ramadan Celebration. Three shot, five arrested in shootout between two.different flavors of black Muslims. NBC News cites CAIR to blame Islamophobia.

https://shorturl.at/oqrY1

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 11, 2024 10:22 PM (FVME7)

59 >>> 43 Mom is looking at a PBS doc on the attempt by Jews to escape to the United States and it's all FDR good/Republicans bad.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 11, 2024 10:17 PM (3e3hy)


Who wants to tell PBS about Roosevelt's long, long history of personal anti-Semitism?

Posted by: Dr. T at April 11, 2024 10:22 PM (g0Y4p)

60 For all the ways people bag on him, it turns out Hitler is a pretty nice guy.

Posted by: O.J. Simpson at April 11, 2024 10:22 PM (bo7UB)

61 Thanks, Andy, I was about to link Miller's message.

I will always love Miller bitch-slapping the odious Acosta:

https://tinyurl.com/5yy68zrf

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 11, 2024 10:23 PM (3e3hy)

62 I will start a band called Spectral Republicans.

Distant Realms will be the name of the first album.

Posted by: Robert at April 11, 2024 10:23 PM (Z2yLo)

63 They give Walton Higgins the best lines:

Walton (a ghoul carving a body for food, to the Vault Dweller chick:
"One good question deserves another. Why the fuck am I doing all the work? Now c'mon, Vaultie. Ass jerky don't make itself."

LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2024 10:23 PM (ufFY8)

64 58 NBC News Notes 'Heightened Islamophobia' After Mass Shooting at Ramadan Celebration. Three shot, five arrested in shootout between two.different flavors of black Muslims. NBC News cites CAIR to blame Islamophobia.

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Rival gangs blast away at each other but somehow its all the fault of MAGA.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 11, 2024 10:24 PM (bo7UB)

65 For all the ways people bag on him, it turns out Hitler is a pretty nice guy.
Posted by: O.J. Simpson at April 11, 2024 10:22 PM (bo7UB)

Hitler loved ameenuhls.

Posted by: Robert at April 11, 2024 10:24 PM (Z2yLo)

66 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Hydraulics

Now you tell us

Posted by: The dummies on the OceanGate Titan death trap at April 11, 2024 10:25 PM (5fDan)

67 [ 58 NBC News Notes 'Heightened Islamophobia' After Mass Shooting at Ramadan Celebration. Three shot, five arrested in shootout between two.different flavors of black Muslims. NBC News cites CAIR to blame Islamophobia. ]

Two Islamic gangs battle because of Islamophobia.

Posted by: davidt at April 11, 2024 10:26 PM (SYTee)

68 54 Just exactly where can you air out 900 HP? A 1963 Porsche 911 had 90 HP.

Posted by: Practical KDF Mann at April 11, 2024 10:20 PM
***
Monticello Motor Club
Eagle Canyon Raceway
Spring Mountain Motorsports Ranch
Virginia International Raceway
Atlanta Motorsports Park
Thermal Club
Flat Rock Motorclub

For starters...

Posted by: TRex at April 11, 2024 10:26 PM (IQ6Gq)

69 Just exactly where can you air out 900 HP? A 1963 Porsche 911 had 90 HP.
Posted by: Practical KDF Mann

My son took his son to the track in Monterey...it was sorta of "bring your daily driver day." There was a Lamborghini and a McClaren amongst others, and yes they were wringing them out!

Posted by: Some Rat at April 11, 2024 10:27 PM (vJiyU)

70 NBC News Notes 'Heightened Islamophobia' After Mass Shooting at Ramadan Celebration.

I wonder why?
It couldn't be deserved, could it?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 11, 2024 10:28 PM (QOEHB)

71 Only fags drive electric Corvettes.

Posted by: These fish sticks...on my mobile at Coronado Camp at April 11, 2024 10:28 PM (LOh93)

72 “I did observe the respondent allowing her child to urinate on parks property, next to the public bathroom,” the summons, obtained by the Post, reads.
Big deal. The rain will wash it away.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 11, 2024 10:30 PM (0Htd1)

73 900 horsepower. Yowza indeed.
Posted by: TRex at April 11, 2024 10:07 PM (IQ6Gq)

I saw some weird-ass supercar hot-dogging it on the 202 freeway today. Light blue, convertible top, which was down, as it should be, Driving changing lanes and tailgating, and dropping down gears and revving the engine, which sounded like a leaf blower in a well. Real hollow sound to it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 11, 2024 10:32 PM (tkR6S)

74 About half a dozen of you wrote how I was going to respond to that paragraph, but then Weirddave wrote this:

" If you want to make things personal, tell us what you're going to do to the bastards, not complain about what they did to you last time."

Which is the important thing. I agree insofar as I don't give a crap that Trump or anyone else feels bad about the stolen elections that are piling up and wants sympathy, I want to know what the plan is for eliminating everyone involved so that they cease to be a problem for the nation.

Posted by: Methos at April 11, 2024 10:33 PM (Dnobf)

75 "This country is on the brink after Obama's third term. I'm not sure it will survive a 4th."


It cannot. Joe Biden Unleashed from re-election worries would be disaster, catastrophe, total doom, for the United States and its allies.

Posted by: Gref at April 11, 2024 10:33 PM (5fDan)

76 Well thank God NY is so safe that five or six officers can respond to the emergency of a little boy peeing. Glad the subway's not a war zone and that the knockout game isn't the official city pastime. Otherwise this would be stupid.

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UVALDE BRAVE, MAN!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 11, 2024 10:33 PM (bo7UB)

77 I did observe the respondent allowing her child to urinate on parks property, next to the public bathroom,” the summons, obtained by the Post, reads
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Now do 'the homeless'

Posted by: JQ at April 11, 2024 10:34 PM (njWTi)

78 “I did observe the respondent allowing her child to urinate on parks property, next to the public bathroom,” the summons, obtained by the Post, reads.
Big deal. The rain will wash it away.
Posted by: nerdygirl

BiL took his kids to some public event, kid needed to go, took her to the porta potties, she went in came out "I'm not using THAT!" He looked, grabbed a handful of tissue and had her go behind the potties.

Posted by: Some Rat at April 11, 2024 10:34 PM (vJiyU)

79 (Cia0+)
----------------
Because (arrivederci+) was too long!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 11, 2024 10:35 PM (vtyCZ)

80 Trump should talk about the 2020 steal as a counterpoint to the new Democrat party talking point about "protecting democracy." The election steal, along with the myriad Biden administration regulations like the recent EV mandate, show which party really wants to follow the will of the people.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 11, 2024 10:35 PM (/GNad)

81 More gas:

@historyinmemes 19h
One of Europe's most active volcanoes located in Italy has been sighted puffing out giant smoke rings.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 11, 2024 10:35 PM (IG4Id)

82 The Z06 pumps out a full 670 hp,


And I just paid over $5.00 for gas today.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2024 10:36 PM (W/lyH)

83 Wasn't Norm's trashing of OJ a giant "FU" to a producer on SNL or something? I watched SNL as a kid, I didn't know about all the behind-the-scenes stuff.

Posted by: pookysgirl can probably sing the entire Lunchlady Song at April 11, 2024 10:37 PM (dtlDP)

84 One of Europe's most active volcanoes located in Italy has been sighted puffing out giant smoke rings.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Great, now on top of everything, I gottta worry about volcanoes getting cancer.

Posted by: Some Rat at April 11, 2024 10:37 PM (vJiyU)

85 And I just paid over $5.00 for gas today.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2024 10:36 PM (W/lyH)


Or as Biden would say, a good beginning!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 11, 2024 10:37 PM (hOUT3)

86 72 “I did observe the respondent allowing her child to urinate on parks property, next to the public bathroom,” the summons, obtained by the Post, reads.
Big deal. The rain will wash it away.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 11, 2024 10:30 PM (0Htd1)

In a city famous for smelling like piss.

But back the blue.

Posted by: Police Harass Ordinary People and Turn a Blind Eye to Crime at April 11, 2024 10:37 PM (ys2gu)

87 Construction site porta-johns are best just for the artwork alone.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 11, 2024 10:37 PM (R4t5M)

88
And I just paid over $5.00 for gas today.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2024 10:36 PM (W/lyH)


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I'd wait in line for $5 gas.

I filled up at $5.69 this morning.

THANKS JOE

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 11, 2024 10:38 PM (bo7UB)

89 70 NBC News Notes 'Heightened Islamophobia' After Mass Shooting at Ramadan Celebration.

I wonder why?
It couldn't be deserved, could it?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 11, 2024 10:28 PM (QOEHB)


Wake me when NBC News notes 'Heightened Anti-Semitism' after anti-Israeli/pro-From the River-to-the Sea rallies. I expect to have a very, very, long nap.

Posted by: Gref at April 11, 2024 10:38 PM (5fDan)

90 That's ALL he's talked about ever since! Oh, and Duh Vaxx--- 'WarpSpeed'

He needs some new lines. Seriously. I want WAR! I want BLOODBATHS! I want Demonrat heads to ROLL!
Posted by: JQ at April 11, 2024 10:13 PM (njWTi)[/i\]

That is all that has been reported about what he has said, true. Do you think the MFm is being complete in their coverage?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 11, 2024 10:39 PM (D7oie)

91 Wasn't Norm's trashing of OJ a giant "FU" to a producer on SNL or something? I watched SNL as a kid, I didn't know about all the behind-the-scenes stuff.
Posted by: pookysgirl can probably sing the entire Lunchlady Song

The head of NBC entertainment was a friend of oj, told micheals (sp?) to tell McDonald to knock it off. Next show McDonald doubled down and was canned.

Posted by: Some Rat at April 11, 2024 10:40 PM (vJiyU)

92 There is this CULTURE...

They be doing TAKEOVERS and THEIR ATV'S and FLASH MOB'S and flashing their RAP...RAP...RAP

Do you all think that they be a just a might "ANTISOCIAL?"

And why is that?

Who were their FATHERS?

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 11, 2024 10:40 PM (TDvv2)

93 Good evening morons and thank you wd

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 11, 2024 10:40 PM (RIvkX)

94 I want to know what the plan is for eliminating everyone involved so that they cease to be a problem for the nation.
Posted by: Methos at April 11, 2024 10:33 PM (Dnobf)

I want the tide to turn so hard that all the woke supporters/Democrats have to get an L tatooed on their foreheads. It's a start - need more details...

Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at April 11, 2024 10:42 PM (n3DL0)

95 @historyinmemes 19h
One of Europe's most active volcanoes located in Italy has been sighted puffing out giant smoke rings.
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I saw that somewhere -- the rings do literally look like cigar/cigarette smoke rings.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 11, 2024 10:42 PM (vtyCZ)

96 @74

>>" If you want to make things personal, tell us what you're going to do to the bastards, not complain about what they did to you last time."

Well, Trump didn't just complain to the air, he took his case to secretaries of state and governors, who said f**k you, he took his case to courts that said, f**k you, they then slapped a RICO charge on him, they are now in the process of bankrupting and imprisoning, with literally no one in the allegedly organized GOP apparatus helping him one iota, he's now got his guy and DIL at the RNC, they are filling lawsuits and winning some cases, they hired Scott Presler so that's something positive, so this notion that all Trump does is complain is f**king bullsh*t.

I mean, how much can one man f**king do?

Who the f**k is helping Donald Trump?

Nobody that's who.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 11, 2024 10:43 PM (XV/Pl)

97 The head of NBC entertainment was a friend of oj, told micheals (sp?) to tell McDonald to knock it off. Next show McDonald doubled down and was canned.

Posted by: Some Rat at April 11, 2024 10:40 PM (vJiyU)

I sort of remember when he left. Sort of.

Lorne Micheals should've stood up for Norm if that was the case. People thought it was hilarious at the time and I'm sure it was good for ratings.

Posted by: pookysgirl enjoys actual comedy at April 11, 2024 10:43 PM (dtlDP)

98 I talked with a friend from CA this morning. He was driving through TN and made his first visit to a Buc-ees (the one outside Knoxville along Route 40). Not only was he delighted with the price, he described it as a Disneyland Truckstop. Yes, he bought jerky for the ongoing drive.

Posted by: TRex at April 11, 2024 10:43 PM (IQ6Gq)

99 NBC News Notes 'Heightened Islamophobia' After Mass Shooting at Ramadan Celebration.


Fuck you NBC.
Phobia implies fear. Most do not fear the Islamists. Fear is different from distrust.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2024 10:44 PM (W/lyH)

100 62 I will start a band called Spectral Republicans.

Distant Realms will be the name of the first album.
Posted by: Robert



Sounds like a prog rock band, similar to Yes. Looking forward to hearing it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 11, 2024 10:44 PM (xA5g+)

101 I saw that somewhere -- the rings do literally look like cigar/cigarette smoke rings.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 11, 2024 10:42 PM (vtyCZ)

Etna has a history of doing that, apparently because the volcanic vent is perfectly circular.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 11, 2024 10:44 PM (tkR6S)

102 Note... the Military does not like Military Police...

Militarized CIVILIAN Police, is even worse.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 11, 2024 10:44 PM (xaFKb)

103 Damned Yankees Californians.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2024 10:45 PM (ynpvh)

104 The future Enterprise... is expected to deliver 18 to 26 months late

A country that can't express itself any better than that deserves whatever it gets. Speak fucking English or get the hell out.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 11, 2024 10:46 PM (zdLoL)

105 If The Content's Free, It's An ONT

If It's Content-Free, it's STILL an ONT.

But this one is turgid with content.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2024 10:47 PM (ynpvh)

106 Meanwhile, in Ukraine:
1. The Russians again hammered Ukrainian electrical power plants with long-range missiles, doing grievous damage to the electric supply. If the war magically stopped today, Ukraine will still be economically crippled for years by the lack of power.
2. The US proudly displayed a large number of AK rifles which had been seized from Iranian arms smugglers and announced the rifles would be sent to Ukraine. I wonder if Russia will return the favor by sending some rifles to the Mexican cartels?
3. Bizarrely, a multinational peace conference for Ukraine has been planned, but the Russians are not invited.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 11, 2024 10:47 PM (EcuTp)

107 82 The Z06 pumps out a full 670 hp,


And I just paid over $5.00 for gas today.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2024 10:36 PM (W/lyH)

But.... I'll admit... when I floor my truck to pass someone... and the VROOOMMMM hits?

Yeah... it's worth even 5 a gallon just to hear Gaia scream.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 11, 2024 10:47 PM (xaFKb)

108 101 I saw that somewhere -- the rings do literally look like cigar/cigarette smoke rings.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 11, 2024 10:42 PM (vtyCZ)

Etna has a history of doing that, apparently because the volcanic vent is perfectly circular.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 11, 2024 10:44 PM (tkR6S)

Debbil smokin his lettuce under da earf.

Posted by: Geology Theology at April 11, 2024 10:48 PM (ys2gu)

109 We have our moron COBs with their Zappa links, we have our moron COBs with their Ono links, but I'm still waiting for a moron COB to consistently give us Louis Prima links.

Because I'm the Sheik of Araby.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 11, 2024 10:48 PM (wnzcV)

110 Note... the Military does not like Military Police...

Militarized CIVILIAN Police, is even worse.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 11, 2024 10:44 PM (xaFKb)


The Guardia de Asalto were the urban version of the Guardia Civil, and were pretty much the Spanish National Police rifle brigades created to combat urban disturbances and riots. Members of that national police force organized and provided the semblance of authority in the kidnapping and assassination of Jose de Calvo Sotelo, which kicked off the Spanish civil war

Posted by: Kindltot at April 11, 2024 10:49 PM (D7oie)

111 104 The future Enterprise... is expected to deliver 18 to 26 months late

A country that can't express itself any better than that deserves whatever it gets. Speak fucking English or get the hell out.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 11, 2024 10:46 PM (zdLoL)

And sadly, even throwing money at the problem won't solve it... because we have destroyed our own ship building capability so much that we don't have the skilled workers to 'rush' the programs.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 11, 2024 10:49 PM (xaFKb)

112 but I'm still waiting for a moron COB to consistently give us Louis Prima links.

Because I'm the Sheik of Araby.
Posted by: Dr. Bone

Just a gigolo
https://youtu.be/Kkrb4h4weW4?si=OswuqLi-JTDyNv46

Posted by: Tonypete at April 11, 2024 10:51 PM (WXNFJ)

113 > mid-engine Chevy Corvette .... flat plane V-8's make an unmistakable sound.

When I lived in Monterey, CA... near Laguna Seca raceway, the annual visit by the IMSA crowd was a real treat. You could hear, and tell the difference in cars from miles away. At that time the Chevy Corvettes had big block naturally aspirated V-8's... deep rumbling, throaty sounds compared to the screeching turbos on the 6 cylinders in Porsches. The Lambos and Ferraris with their V-8's or V-12's screamed... but not like those old iron V-8's in the 'Vettes. BMW had an early flat plane V-8 back then in the M3. It fucking howled.

I miss those days....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 11, 2024 10:51 PM (Q4IgG)

114 34 Minutes Why Norm Macdonald Was Fired on Weekend Update
https://tinyurl.com/49vzawrd

OJ/SNL compilation including Goldman civil case attacks.

And the Letterman Show interview:

https://tinyurl.com/3tpx25ba
16:06 minutes

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 11, 2024 10:51 PM (vtyCZ)

115 They're at the park, and the kid has to go. The restroom is closed, and he's about to wet himself, so she shields him and allows him to pee in the corner.

Sounds like she should sue the city for not having adequate bathroom facilities. It's a civil rights violation. If she's not white, say it's a hate crime by the city. Lots of ways to make the city pay.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2024 10:51 PM (ynpvh)

116 And sadly, even throwing money at the problem won't solve it... because we have destroyed our own ship building capability so much that we don't have the skilled workers to 'rush' the programs.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 11, 2024 10:49 PM (xaFKb)

But they are sure to use the correct pronouns in the daily struggle sessions.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 11, 2024 10:51 PM (tkR6S)

117 Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 11, 2024 10:51 PM (vtyCZ)

Dankeschoen.

Posted by: pookysgirl enjoys actual comedy at April 11, 2024 10:52 PM (dtlDP)

118 I saw that somewhere -- the rings do literally look like cigar/cigarette smoke rings.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 11, 2024 10:42 PM (vtyCZ)

Etna has a history of doing that, apparently because the volcanic vent is perfectly circular.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 11, 2024 10:44 PM (tkR6S)

Bitch better keep out of Angeles City.

Posted by: Pinatubo at April 11, 2024 10:52 PM (0eaVi)

119 Think there's a submarine not coming in on schedule too.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 10:53 PM (9OlFs)

120 Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 11, 2024 10:23 PM (3e3hy)
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You're welcome. Excuse the late reply but I was watching the Norm Macdonald video for 11 minutes!

Posted by: pookysgirl enjoys actual comedy
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You're welcome too.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 11, 2024 10:56 PM (vtyCZ)

121 Bitch better keep out of Angeles City.
Posted by: Pinatubo at April 11, 2024 10:52 PM (0eaVi)

Deisney is going to cast that vaginal weight-lifter chick from Australia in a super-hero series set in the Star Wars Universe. Working title: "The Clamdalorian".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 11, 2024 10:57 PM (tkR6S)

122 OJ died in pain...

Just like his victims

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 11, 2024 10:57 PM (TDvv2)

123 You want Louie Prima
You'd settle for Dean Martin
You'll get ABBA

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 11, 2024 10:57 PM (bo7UB)

124 coming in on schedule Is racist!!!///

Posted by: lin-duh at April 11, 2024 10:58 PM (PZo5T)

125
The future Enterprise... is expected to deliver 18 to 26 months late

Havin' my baby
What a most expensive way to say you love me

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 11, 2024 10:58 PM (63Dwl)

126 Do you think the MFm is being complete in their coverage?
Posted by: Kindltot
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Of course not.

I can't spend the whole day online, though...

This place is the best for real newz

Posted by: JQ at April 11, 2024 10:59 PM (njWTi)

127 Deisney is going to cast that vaginal weight-lifter chick from Australia in a super-hero series set in the Star Wars Universe. Working title: "The Clamdalorian"

I hate sand in my vagina.

Posted by: Young Anakin in a Dress at April 11, 2024 10:59 PM (ys2gu)

128 Not just the Navy. I know someone working on the new Air Force 1 program. That is a fucking shitshow. No way will that fly before 2028 and probably not until 2030.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 11, 2024 10:59 PM (pYFML)

129 Unless Kathleen Kennedy gets a sever case of CLYMIDIA

one can only hope...

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 11, 2024 11:01 PM (TDvv2)

130 OJ died in pain...

Just like his victims
Posted by: Nightwatch
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Perhaps, Nightwatch. If he 'died of prostate cancer' (like my Dad did) then he was in a WHOLE LOTTA pain, especially if it had spread to his bones.

A fitting end for a murderer. Better than any state-sanctioned quick-death.

Posted by: JQ at April 11, 2024 11:01 PM (njWTi)

131 You'd settle for Dean Martin

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 11, 2024 10:57 PM (bo7UB)

Laddie, don't you think you ought to rephrase that.

Posted by: Mr. Scott at April 11, 2024 11:01 PM (0eaVi)

132 coming in on schedule Is racist!!!///
Posted by: lin-duh at April 11, 2024 10:58 PM (PZo5T)

Never fear, they will get it done in time. Those Mexicans they hired to sheetrock the flight deck are fast workers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 11, 2024 11:02 PM (tkR6S)

133 The future Enterprise... is expected to deliver 18 to 26 months late

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I don't care if it's late. Just make sure the transporters work reliably.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 11, 2024 11:02 PM (bo7UB)

134 The Pentagon has a solution to all these delays though. They will appoint a blue ribbon commission to pay a consulting group to study the problem and issue a report concluding that these programs are delayed because things aren't getting built fast enough. Taxpayers will pay $300 million for it.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 11, 2024 11:02 PM (pYFML)

135 I don't think enough people realize that this raid, or Ruby Ridge, or Waco or dozens of other raids, is not to peacefully resolve a possible crime with an arrest and trial, it's to demonstrate that the government can and will attack and kill you if it wants to, so better do just what they say.

Try the ones that coordinated this "raid", those that approved it, those that executed it, and try them in jurisdiction that hates the ATF.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2024 11:02 PM (ynpvh)

136 Trump is the first R president since Reagan to actually try and do any of the things in his election platform.

The people claiming he's too crass or arrogant don't want those things done, and they'll use any excuse to hand the election to Biden who will continue to shit on the country for another 4 years.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 11, 2024 11:04 PM (ibTVg)

137 133 The future Enterprise... is expected to deliver 18 to 26 months late

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I don't care if it's late. Just make sure the transporters work reliably.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 11, 2024 11:02 PM (bo7UB)

Every time transporters are used, those people are killed. What is reassembled is a living copy of them made with the same energy extracted from their previously-living bodies and rematerialized with memories re-implanted.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2024 11:04 PM (ynpvh)

138 The Film Threat guys saw Civil War and said it isn't what you'd expect. And they seem pretty sensitive to woke.

But I'll save my theater bucks for things I know I'll enjoy. Don't think this is that.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at April 11, 2024 11:04 PM (hCzfy)

139 After OJ was acquitted, a white liberal schoolteacher I knew told me that his acquittal was justice for all the falsely convicted black men in this country.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 11, 2024 11:05 PM (pYFML)

140 123 You want Louie Prima
You'd settle for Dean Martin
You'll get ABBA

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 11, 2024 10:57 PM (bo7UB)

That may be your Waterloo.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2024 11:05 PM (ynpvh)

141 Every time transporters are used, those people are killed. What is reassembled is a living copy of them made with the same energy extracted from their previously-living bodies and rematerialized with memories re-implanted.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2024 11:04 PM (ynpvh)

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You just spoiled The Prestige for anyone who hasn't seen it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 11, 2024 11:05 PM (bo7UB)

142 Perhaps, Nightwatch. If he 'died of prostate cancer' (like my Dad did) then he was in a WHOLE LOTTA pain, especially if it had spread to his bones.

A fitting end for a murderer. Better than any state-sanctioned quick-death.
Posted by: JQ at April 11, 2024 11:01 PM (njWTi)


While that' true, it's his dying surrounded by his loved ones that pisses me off. Should have died of cancer in a prison hospital like Gotti.

Posted by: RickZ at April 11, 2024 11:05 PM (emlEe)

143 75 million voters

How many are armed to the teeth...

yes indeed...yes indeed...

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 11, 2024 11:06 PM (TDvv2)

144 139 After OJ was acquitted, a white liberal schoolteacher I knew told me that his acquittal was justice for all the falsely convicted black men in this country

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Maybe one day her white kid will be murdered in righteous retribution by a black guy.

It would be sad.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 11, 2024 11:06 PM (bo7UB)

145 No doubt OJ was painless with opioids.

Posted by: davidt at April 11, 2024 11:07 PM (SYTee)

146 After OJ was acquitted, a white liberal schoolteacher I knew told me that his acquittal was justice for all the falsely convicted black men in this country.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo
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If "justice" equals "revenge"....

I want a whole sh!tload of "justice" for my side.

Posted by: JQ at April 11, 2024 11:07 PM (njWTi)

147 Every time transporters are used, those people are killed. What is reassembled is a living copy of them made with the same energy extracted from their previously-living bodies and rematerialized with memories re-implanted.
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Which is why the Third Rock From the Sun aliens knew it was a lie when someone said he/she knew aliens existed because they'd beamed him/her onto their ship!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 11, 2024 11:08 PM (vtyCZ)

148 141 Every time transporters are used, those people are killed. What is reassembled is a living copy of them made with the same energy extracted from their previously-living bodies and rematerialized with memories re-implanted.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2024 11:04 PM (ynpvh)

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You just spoiled The Prestige for anyone who hasn't seen it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 11, 2024 11:05 PM (bo7UB)

I do not think you know what the word spoiled means...LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2024 11:08 PM (ynpvh)

149 No doubt OJ was painless with opioids.
Posted by: davidt
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He may have been doped to the max, but if it was prostate/bone cancer? HAHAHA... ain't enuf dope!

Posted by: JQ at April 11, 2024 11:08 PM (njWTi)

150 Not just the Navy. I know someone working on the new Air Force 1 program. That is a fucking shitshow. No way will that fly before 2028 and probably not until 2030.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 11, 2024 10:59 PM (pYFML)

The E4 (the non-AF1 version) is a pretty solid plane (Pookette used to fall asleep to E4 engine maintenance), but I shudder to think what the technical requirements are for housing the leader of the free world in the air during a crisis.

Posted by: pookysgirl, glad to be in the civilian world again at April 11, 2024 11:09 PM (dtlDP)

151 OJ

ended up being nothing more than a HOOD RAT from HUNTER'S POINT.

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 11, 2024 11:09 PM (TDvv2)

152 115 They're at the park, and the kid has to go. The restroom is closed, and he's about to wet himself, so she shields him and allows him to pee in the corner.

Sounds like she should sue the city for not having adequate bathroom facilities. It's a civil rights violation. If she's not white, say it's a hate crime by the city. Lots of ways to make the city pay.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2024 10:51 PM (ynpvh)

Some commie state(Cali I think) paid couple million for a pit toilet IIRC($250 for the toilet..grift the rest)

Posted by: a dude in MI at April 11, 2024 11:09 PM (+I6Y/)

153 152 115 They're at the park, and the kid has to go. The restroom is closed, and he's about to wet himself, so she shields him and allows him to pee in the corner.

Sounds like she should sue the city for not having adequate bathroom facilities. It's a civil rights violation. If she's not white, say it's a hate crime by the city. Lots of ways to make the city pay.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2024 10:51 PM (ynpvh)

Some commie state(Cali I think) paid couple million for a pit toilet IIRC($250 for the toilet..grift the rest)

Posted by: a dude in MI at April 11, 2024 11:09 PM (+I6Y/)


Should hire the dudes that did the train-station remodel on the sly.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2024 11:10 PM (ynpvh)

154 - "This place is the best for real newz"

Funniest, and at the same time, saddest thing I've read all day.

Posted by: TeeJ at April 11, 2024 11:11 PM (dWUm0)

155 They're at the park, and the kid has to go. The restroom is closed, and he's about to wet himself, so she shields him and allows him to pee in the corner.

Sounds like she should sue the city for not having adequate bathroom facilities. It's a civil rights violation. If she's not white, say it's a hate crime by the city. Lots of ways to make the city pay.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2024 10:51 PM (ynpvh)

Place a basket full of korans next to the restrooms, with a sign that reads, "If toilet locked, pee here".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 11, 2024 11:12 PM (tkR6S)

156 I shudder to think what the technical requirements are for housing the leader of the free world in the air during a crisis.
Posted by: pookysgirl, glad to be in the civilian world again


My gosh, the cubic footage just for the Depends would be enormous!

Posted by: Some Rat at April 11, 2024 11:12 PM (vJiyU)

157 152
...
Posted by: a dude in MI at April 11, 2024 11:09 PM (+I6Y/)

Reminds me of a joke my Dad told me.
JFK was supposed to have a meeting with the President of Mexico in Mexicali (capital of the state of Baja California, abuts California). So it was decided that they would change the street lighting to electrical lights. The Mexican Gov't apportioned a large amount of money for this; The first guy that won the contract too a cut, and subcontracted. The subcontractor did the same. By the time it got to the end of the chain, the last subcontractor says, "Candles should work".

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2024 11:13 PM (ynpvh)

158 Funniest, and at the same time, saddest thing I've read all day.
Posted by: TeeJ
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Please to elaborate?

Posted by: JQ at April 11, 2024 11:13 PM (njWTi)

159 The Film Threat guys saw Civil War and said it isn't what you'd expect. And they seem pretty sensitive to woke.

Noticing the odd way they divided the factions I wonder if they were intentionally trying to make it so it wasn't a real left v right scenario - they mix red and blue states into the various camps.

Of course I assume most movies are woke until I hear the opposite...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 11, 2024 11:13 PM (ibTVg)

160 155 They're at the park, and the kid has to go. The restroom is closed, and he's about to wet himself, so she shields him and allows him to pee in the corner.

Sounds like she should sue the city for not having adequate bathroom facilities. It's a civil rights violation. If she's not white, say it's a hate crime by the city. Lots of ways to make the city pay.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2024 10:51 PM (ynpvh)

Place a basket full of korans next to the restrooms, with a sign that reads, "If toilet locked, pee here".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 11, 2024 11:12 PM (tkR6S)

"Don't squeeze the Korans! I KEEL you!"--Mr. Achmed Whipple

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2024 11:15 PM (ynpvh)

161 >>> Try the ones that coordinated this "raid", those that approved it, those that executed it, and try them in jurisdiction that hates the ATF.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
---------------------------

I like the one they tried to pull in NV and that fellow, he died not too long afterward from kidney failure I think - good man, organized a rescue party from all over the US. The freds threatened them and they said look around and there were snipers and other surrounding them. It was a good day. Bundy, I think.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 11:15 PM (9OlFs)

162 HEY COMMIEFORNIA

20 BILLION DOLLARS OF STATE FUNDING...UH... for homeless projects...UH..WE DON'T KNOW WHERE THE MONEY WENT???

GAVIN "MILLIONARE" NEWSOM ( He will buy his yacht soon)

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 11, 2024 11:17 PM (TDvv2)

163 20 BILLION DOLLARS OF STATE FUNDING...UH... for homeless projects...UH..WE DON'T KNOW WHERE THE MONEY WENT???

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We know where it went.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 11, 2024 11:18 PM (bo7UB)

164 I like that hydraulics vid. Great project for kids a bit younger than mine, or for a "take you kid to work" day project, if you had a couple of hours.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2024 11:19 PM (ynpvh)

165 Elaborate?
That you need me to elaborate speaks volumes as to why you think this site is the best for news.

Posted by: TeeJ at April 11, 2024 11:19 PM (dWUm0)

166 Anyone hoping that NeverTrump will come to their senses is not paying attention. Trump threatened their grift. That's all that matters to them. Their only principle is what they're hoping to earn on their money.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 11, 2024 11:19 PM (CHHv1)

167 News here is more fun to read than anywhere else. Yeah, it's an echo-chamber but so what?

I can get the leftwing horsesh!t *anywhere* and yeah, I have other conservative bookmarks, but they are so... dry.

What's so sad, TeeJ? Other than, possibly, you don't recognize my nic and think I'm some fking "troll"?

Posted by: JQ at April 11, 2024 11:19 PM (njWTi)

168 BILLION DOLLARS OF STATE FUNDING...UH... for homeless projects...UH..WE DON'T KNOW WHERE THE MONEY WENT???

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We know where it went.
Posted by: Cicero

Not one day of jail time and nobody loses their job. Helluva system we got.

Posted by: Some Rat at April 11, 2024 11:19 PM (vJiyU)

169 >>>Place a basket full of korans next to the restrooms, with a sign that reads, "If toilet locked, pee here".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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The lovely and forever threatening Anne Barnhardt, after they arrested that FL preacher, did a reading of selected passages from the Koran bookmarked with slices of bacon. Then she said 'come get me' she also mentioned her pink AR15.
> cue music, Sly & the Family Stone - STAND

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 11:20 PM (9OlFs)

170 You asked for Dean Martin. You get a cover of a song recorded by Frank Sinatra.

https://youtu.be/JuLMHLLq2ms

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 11, 2024 11:21 PM (VNX3d)

171 167
...
I'm some fking "troll"?

Posted by: JQ at April 11, 2024 11:19 PM (njWTi)

Definitely Not a fking troll; you're high-class, JQ.

Besides, REAL fking trolls are <$20, same as in town...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2024 11:22 PM (ynpvh)

172 Thanks, Jim in Kali. Nice to have somebody stick up for me.

Posted by: JQ at April 11, 2024 11:23 PM (njWTi)

173 Besides, REAL fking trolls are
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2024 11:22 PM (ynpvh)

… unless you go to Qatar, in which case it’s $20k….

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 11, 2024 11:24 PM (VNX3d)

174 The real Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cieFmcOqiUY

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 11:24 PM (9OlFs)

175 What's so sad, TeeJ? Other than, possibly, you don't recognize my nic and think I'm some fking "troll"?
Posted by: JQ at April 11, 2024 11:19 PM (njWTi)

I think you two are talking past each other. What's really sad is that there are few or no reliable news sites on the Internet. And AOS does bring us the best from them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 11, 2024 11:24 PM (tkR6S)

176 169 >>>Place a basket full of korans next to the restrooms, with a sign that reads, "If toilet locked, pee here".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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The lovely and forever threatening Anne Barnhardt, after they arrested that FL preacher, did a reading of selected passages from the Koran bookmarked with slices of bacon. Then she said 'come get me' she also mentioned her pink AR15.
> cue music, Sly & the Family Stone - STAND

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 11:20 PM (9OlFs)

Imprint slices of ham with Koran verses in edible ink...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2024 11:24 PM (ynpvh)

177 re: Navy woes.

USS Bon Homme Richard still has not been replaced.

USS Boxer has only now deployed over a year late from refit due to three separate mishaps, the last almost resulting in damage to the ship's complex gears because the gearbox was run for an hour without lubrication.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2024 11:24 PM (v4xA+)

178 173 Besides, REAL fking trolls are
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2024 11:22 PM (ynpvh)

… unless you go to Qatar, in which case it’s $20k….

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 11, 2024 11:24 PM (VNX3d)

But they might the the splody kind.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2024 11:24 PM (ynpvh)

179 172 Thanks, Jim in Kali. Nice to have somebody stick up for me.

Posted by: JQ at April 11, 2024 11:23 PM (njWTi)

YW. Not that you needed any help.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2024 11:25 PM (ynpvh)

180 Fucking trolls are okay.

It's the ones who don't put out that are awful.

Posted by: Sexy, sexy trolls at April 11, 2024 11:25 PM (ys2gu)

181 And AOS does bring us the best from them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 11, 2024 11:24 PM (tkR6S)
===
And cruellty.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 11, 2024 11:26 PM (RIvkX)

182 "Who were their FATHERS". Well, tough to say when they lay down with every swinging phallus that wanders down the side walk. Just sayin.

Posted by: Edward at April 11, 2024 11:26 PM (bno6p)

183 Jack and Jill when up the hill to get a pail; Jack transitioned into Jacqueline and Jill became Karen.

https://youtu.be/A0N-c90piSQ?t=1

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 11, 2024 11:26 PM (wnzcV)

184 - I shoulda stuck with just scanning for a handful if nics tonight.

Posted by: TeeJ at April 11, 2024 11:26 PM (dWUm0)

185 We have our moron COBs with their Zappa links, we have our moron COBs with their Ono links, but I'm still waiting for a moron COB to consistently give us Louis Prima links.

Because I'm the Sheik of Araby.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 11, 2024 10:48 PM (wnzcV)


A little Three Dog Night wouldn't go amiss...

Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2024 11:26 PM (W/lyH)

186 USS Boxer has only now deployed over a year late from refit due to three separate mishaps, the last almost resulting in damage to the ship's complex gears because the gearbox was run for an hour without lubrication.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2024 11:24 PM (v4xA+)

Dipstick? I thought that was a rack for me to dry my manssiere.

Posted by: Engine Room Artificer at April 11, 2024 11:26 PM (tkR6S)

187 Sexy, sexy trolls

I need brain bleach because of Rule #34 possibilities...

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2024 11:27 PM (v4xA+)

188 175 What's so sad, TeeJ? Other than, possibly, you don't recognize my nic and think I'm some fking "troll"?
Posted by: JQ at April 11, 2024 11:19 PM (njWTi)

I think you two are talking past each other. What's really sad is that there are few or no reliable news sites on the Internet. And AOS does bring us the best from them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 11, 2024 11:24 PM (tkR6S)

Where I get my news. Everytime I go to MSM, it's mis-dis-mal-information; context left out, leftism thrown in, all shaken with lies as if it were a James Bond martini.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2024 11:27 PM (ynpvh)

189 Note... the Military does not like Military Police...

Militarized CIVILIAN Police, is even worse.
Posted by: Romeo13

These motherfuckers and their families will be very quickly shut down. By people that just want to be left alone when the un-civil war starts.

You swore, and violated an oath. Asshole.

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 11, 2024 11:27 PM (2NXK+)

190 Insty's: HMM: The Film ‘Civil War’ Is Not Entirely What You Think It Is.

[Writer/director] Gartland, who’s English and whose work has included “Ex Machina” and “28 Days Later,” has a subtle eye and a quirky sense of drama. He never answers the question of how the war began or who the “good guys” are. The film opens with a news announcer saying that 19 states have seceded including Texas and California, which have formed themselves into the “WA|” or Western Alliance.

Yes, Texas and California are on the same side. As I mentioned, don’t apply your own personal political views to this film. If you do, you’ll miss the point. The film uses the “Civil War” as a backdrop to explain and expand on journalistic ethics.

The cast is made up mostly of B-list actors, with some familiar character actors. Reviews so far have been mixed largely because of frustration with Garland’s refusal to take a side or give much context to the fighting of the war.

Last week, I praised the trailer for being surprisingly apolitical, so it’s nice to see that maybe the movie delivers on that promise.
https://tinyurl.com/38stre3h

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 11, 2024 11:28 PM (vtyCZ)

191 180 Fucking trolls are okay.

It's the ones who don't put out that are awful.
Posted by: Sexy, sexy trolls at April 11, 2024 11:25 PM (ys2gu)
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Soft Cell, "Sex Dwarf":

https://tinyurl.com/2z8n9am4

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 11, 2024 11:28 PM (3e3hy)

192 182 "Who were their FATHERS". Well, tough to say when they lay down with every swinging phallus that wanders down the side walk. Just sayin.

Posted by: Edward at April 11, 2024 11:26 PM (bno6p)

Remember from a HS bio book were they showed two babies, one black, the other white; they were twins.
Turned out mommy was horny and not only had sex with lots of different men, but of different races as well, while ovulating twice that cycle.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2024 11:28 PM (ynpvh)

193 And AOS does bring us the best from them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
------------------------------

Hats off to J.J. his excellent sub Mis Hum for their hard and fruitful work; Not forgetting or discounting all the valuable information brought by Horde members. Oh, yeah, ace.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 11:29 PM (9OlFs)

194 And now, by special request, a song for the next head of Astrophysics at Harvard University

https://youtu.be/RFFzd1hZChk

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 11, 2024 11:29 PM (VNX3d)

195 184 - I shoulda stuck with just scanning for a handful if nics tonight.

Posted by: TeeJ at April 11, 2024 11:26 PM (dWUm0)

You haven't lived until ACE has singled you out.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2024 11:29 PM (ynpvh)

196 Imprint slices of ham with Koran verses in edible ink...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2024 11:24 PM (ynpvh)


Make a picture of Ol' Mo using the medium of bacon tesserae.

Posted by: RickZ at April 11, 2024 11:30 PM (emlEe)

197 186 USS Boxer has only now deployed over a year late from refit due to three separate mishaps, the last almost resulting in damage to the ship's complex gears because the gearbox was run for an hour without lubrication.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2024 11:24 PM (v4xA+)

Dipstick? I thought that was a rack for me to dry my manssiere.

Posted by: Engine Room Artificer at April 11, 2024 11:26 PM (tkR6S)

Yes, the Dipstick was in the engine room...manning it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2024 11:30 PM (ynpvh)

198 Cheers to the blog!

And cheers to you, TeeJ. You're here, so ya cain't be bad...

Posted by: JQ at April 11, 2024 11:32 PM (njWTi)

199 196 Imprint slices of ham with Koran verses in edible ink...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2024 11:24 PM (ynpvh)

Make a picture of Ol' Mo using the medium of bacon tesserae.

Posted by: RickZ at April 11, 2024 11:30 PM (emlEe)

Sounds like a job for AI!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2024 11:32 PM (ynpvh)

200 Looked for that famous painting, The Rape of Aisha, - couldn't find it.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 11:32 PM (9OlFs)

201 The Pentagon has a solution to all these delays though. They will appoint a blue ribbon commission to pay a consulting group to study the problem and issue a report concluding that these programs are delayed because things aren't getting built fast enough. Taxpayers will pay $300 million for it.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 11, 2024 11:02 PM (pYFML)


And commission members will, just by coincidence of course, all be retired Generals and Admirals and SES's with a few senior defense contractors thrown in.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2024 11:32 PM (W/lyH)

202 200 Looked for that famous painting, The Rape of Aisha, - couldn't find it.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 11:32 PM (9OlFs)

It's in the Hadith...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2024 11:33 PM (ynpvh)

203 You swore, and violated an oath. Asshole.
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 11, 2024 11:27 PM (2NXK+)


They swore on a pension. Just like all those 'honest, square-shooting' Feebs.

Posted by: RickZ at April 11, 2024 11:33 PM (emlEe)

204 Actually USS Boxer is back in San Diego for more maintenance.

This time the problem is the ship's rudder.

Yeah the commentary on Naval readiness just writes itself.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2024 11:33 PM (v4xA+)

205 204 Actually USS Boxer is back in San Diego for more maintenance.

This time the problem is the ship's rudder.

Yeah the commentary on Naval readiness just writes itself.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2024 11:33 PM (v4xA+)

What? It only turns the ship Left?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2024 11:34 PM (ynpvh)

206 Off to take meds and feed cats...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2024 11:35 PM (ynpvh)

207 Actually USS Boxer is back in San Diego for more maintenance.

This time the problem is the ship's rudder.

Yeah the commentary on Naval readiness just writes itself.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2024 11:33 PM (v4xA+)

Is the Boxer big enough to haul containers? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Maersk Lines at April 11, 2024 11:35 PM (tkR6S)

208 I will start a band called Spectral Republicans.
Posted by: Robert


If it's a punk band, you could open for the Dead Kennedys.

Posted by: mikeski at April 11, 2024 11:35 PM (DgGvY)

209 204 Actually USS Boxer is back in San Diego for more maintenance.

This time the problem is the ship's rudder.

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The aft end of the USS Harvey Milk is always loose and flexible.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 11, 2024 11:35 PM (bo7UB)

210 What? It only turns the ship Left?

That is LCS USS Giffords, never mind the hole in the head.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2024 11:36 PM (v4xA+)

211 Try the ones that coordinated this "raid", those that approved it, those that executed it, and try them in jurisdiction that hates the ATF.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
----------------------
Try them in Podunkt. Trump/POTUS getting tried in some shithole outside of Atlanta is proof enough that anyone in Federal government can be charged for anything no matter how puny the local jurisdiction.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 11, 2024 11:36 PM (cOq4q)

212 There are no more loyalty oathes. Not for years, decades.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, home of the $22 burrito at April 11, 2024 11:37 PM (MeG8a)

213 The attempt to take the Bundy ranch wasn't intended as a show of force - they thought it was obscure - not knowing that the Bundy's were connected to a bunch of patriots. It was Harry Reid' putsch.
He wanted the land for the water to sell to California.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 11:37 PM (9OlFs)

214 When we finally unlock the Theory of Everything, we'll be able to harness the power of bacon tesseracts.

Posted by: My Cube is Less Hyper on Adderal at April 11, 2024 11:38 PM (ys2gu)

215 Soft Cell, "Sex Dwarf":

https://tinyurl.com/2z8n9am4
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 11, 2024 11:28 PM (3e3hy)

+ 1

Posted by: Dumb Chauffeur at April 11, 2024 11:40 PM (ys2gu)

216 U.S. Steel in the EMT and now...

Workers at Britain's largest steel production plant vote to go on strike for the first time in 40 years.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 11, 2024 11:41 PM (vtyCZ)

217 Anyone ever wonder what happened to the original Equalizer series with Edward Woodward? I wanted to watch it and can't find it. Is it the case that race swapping wasn't good enough and the communists needed to disappear it? Or is something else at play?

Posted by: Dion at April 11, 2024 11:41 PM (u5v0b)

218 What? It only turns the ship Left?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


*Sinks. Weeping*
- Bismark

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 11, 2024 11:42 PM (2NXK+)

219 Beautiful Spring day here. I had the garage door up and was carrying groceries inside when I almost stepped on a three foot long snake that was making his way into the garage.
It was a Bull Snake, which has the same color pattern as a rattler, so I jumped pretty good when I saw him. After triple-checking to make sure he didn't have rattles, I grabbed a push broom and swept him onto the lawn. A good time was had by all.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 11, 2024 11:43 PM (EcuTp)

220 There are no more loyalty oathes. Not for years, decades.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, home of the $22 burrito
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But if chy-nah keeps control of our gummint, I expect loyalty dances to become A Thing.

Posted by: JQ at April 11, 2024 11:43 PM (njWTi)

221 Is the Boxer named after the dog; the sportsman; the Rebellion; or a surname??

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 11, 2024 11:43 PM (vtyCZ)

222 Do I want to look up what command billets the current Chief of Naval Operations Adm. Lisa Franchetti has had before landing this most important of command positions?

USS Boxer is PACFLT. Not to be outdone, over in LANFLT USS Wasp is doing work ups and may face a delay in deployment.

Admiral Franchetti has ordered a 'deep dive' to find the problems.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2024 11:45 PM (v4xA+)

223 After some thought...

I offer sincere apology to TeeJ. My fault for having a hair-trigger tonight.

Perhaps he didn't offer snark and I misinterpreted.

Posted by: JQ at April 11, 2024 11:45 PM (njWTi)

224 Is the Boxer named after the dog; the sportsman; the Rebellion; or a surname??
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 11, 2024 11:43 PM (vtyCZ)

First and last, both.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 11, 2024 11:46 PM (tkR6S)

225
This time the problem is the ship's rudder.

What? It only turns the ship Left?


Bismarck syndrome

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 11, 2024 11:46 PM (63Dwl)

226 Anyone ever wonder what happened to the original Equalizer series with Edward Woodward? I wanted to watch it and can't find it. Is it the case that race swapping wasn't good enough and the communists needed to disappear it? Or is something else at play?
Posted by: Dion at April 11, 2024 11:41 PM (u5v0b)

That was good in the beginning. Then it turned into woman menaced by husband, boyfriend, lover every week. Stopped watching it.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 11, 2024 11:47 PM (0eaVi)

227 221 Is the Boxer named after the dog; the sportsman; the Rebellion; or a surname??
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 11, 2024 11:43 PM (vtyCZ)

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The Simon and Garfunkel hit.

Sister ships were the Cecilia and the USS Bridge Over Troubled Water.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 11, 2024 11:48 PM (bo7UB)

228 Is the Boxer named after the dog; the sportsman; the Rebellion; or a surname??
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 11, 2024 11:43 PM (vtyCZ)

First and last, both.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 11, 2024 11:46 PM (tkR6S)

It's Senator!

Posted by: Babs Boxer at April 11, 2024 11:49 PM (0eaVi)

229 *waves to Eris*

I hope USN does not have your contact information. Or would you return to help sort out the problems?

And if you do return, what would your preferred weapon be? Shotgun or flamethrower?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2024 11:49 PM (v4xA+)

230 The as yet unbuilt USS Buttigeig will have a very commodious poop deck.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 11, 2024 11:50 PM (tkR6S)

231 Is the Boxer named after the dog; the sportsman; the Rebellion; or a surname??
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 11, 2024 11:43 PM (vtyCZ)

First and last, both.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 11, 2024 11:46 PM (tkR6S)


Sixth ship to have the name since the first, HMS Boxer, captured from the British in 1812.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2024 11:50 PM (W/lyH)

232 From this DDG search:
"the equalizer tv series 1985-89 vhs"

The Equalizer on YouTube subscription service:
https://tinyurl.com/mu2hehd4

Here too? I didn't try watching in case restricted viewing from Canadian ISPs.
https://www.nbc.com/the-equalizer

DVDs...
https://www.ebay.com/p/22048602511

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 11, 2024 11:51 PM (vtyCZ)

233 The first USS Boxer was a 14 gun brig commissioned in 1815.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2024 11:51 PM (v4xA+)

234 I had planters at the window sills on each side of the front door.
Rat snake is lying in wait stretched out behind the planters for he knows what. I walk out the door - a stopwatch couldn't calibrate the speed each of us retreated in opposite directions.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 11:51 PM (9OlFs)

235 Well your logic really sucks. If Trump has a revenge plan then the last thing he should do is tell us what those plans are. By all means give the targets plenty of time to make plans, destroy evidence, etc. The smart plan is to make it that the first inkling of a revenging Trump is the 'knock a la BATF' on the door at 3AM, literally or figuratively. Our military is already stupid enough to announce plans well in advance, let's not emulate them.

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #251 at April 11, 2024 11:52 PM (qfLjt)

236 Yeah the commentary on Naval readiness just writes itself.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2024 11:33 PM (v4xA+)

Check out this Navy Captain, blasting away with an M4 rifle that has the scope mounted backwards.

https://tinyurl.com/4nhubeux

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 11, 2024 11:53 PM (EcuTp)

237 It's Senator!

Posted by: Babs Boxer
------------------

Yes mam.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 11:53 PM (9OlFs)

238 Is the Boxer named after the dog; the sportsman; the Rebellion; or a surname??
Posted by: andycanuck
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Drawers

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 11, 2024 11:55 PM (XeU6L)

239 I mean, how much can one man f**king do?

Who the f**k is helping Donald Trump?

Nobody that's who.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 11, 2024 10:43 PM (XV/Pl)

But he said doody and mean things about his opponent in a primary. Watching the way a percentage of people on our side rip on Trump demonstrates exactly why the Republican Party is all about graft, lying, bs, greed and betrayal. Because it's not fucking worth it to be any other way. Trump is the solitary reason the Supreme Court hasn't taken us so far down the shitter it would make now look like the Reagan Years.

NOBODY was going to beat Hillary.

I posted repeatedly during 2016, to mostly jeers and insults, that Trump was going to win and make it look so easy all the naysayers who wouldn't shut up for one second bitching about his "big mouth" and how inevitable Hillary was, were going to say it was obvious all along and Hillary was beatable by anyone including useless shitstain Teddy Cruz. Which is exactly what fucking happened.

Posted by: ... at April 11, 2024 11:55 PM (lX8VI)

240 Drawers
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 11, 2024 11:55 PM (XeU6L)


Concise. Brief, even.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 11, 2024 11:55 PM (tkR6S)

241 Thanks, Diogenes.

Interesting history:

https://en.wikipedia.org/
wiki/HMS_Boxer_(1812)

One of the Bold Class -- so I assume all the vessels started with B.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 11, 2024 11:57 PM (vtyCZ)

242 AOP - Got the OD sorted yet?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 11, 2024 11:57 PM (XeU6L)

243 Is the Boxer named after the dog; the sportsman; the Rebellion; or a surname??
Posted by: andycanuck
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Drawers
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 11, 2024 11:55 PM (XeU6L)


Better than the USS Tighty Whities

Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2024 11:58 PM (W/lyH)

244 Posted by: ... at April 11, 2024 11:55 PM
--------

I, too, was convinced that Shillary! would win in '16. Went to bed *more depressed than I've ever been* on election-night, after 8 fking years of obastard...

Next morning, when hubby told me the result, I fell to my knees --right there in the kitchen-- and thanked God for the reprieve!

Where would we be now, if DJT had been allowed the win in 2020? Can he do it *this time*? (Let us pray)

Posted by: JQ at April 12, 2024 12:02 AM (njWTi)

245 What the actual fvck?

Rear Adm. Phillip Sobeck said "bureaucracy took over" in what needed to go aboard "prior to deploying the ship, in my opinion." Speaking as part of a contested logistics panel at the 2024 Navy League Sea-Air-Space Exposition, he said, "we sent the wrong thing in some cases." In other cases, not knowing what was in the pallets aboard ship was a factor.

They are talking about supply issues encountered by USS Truman when the battle group's deployment was extended because of Ukraine in 2022. How the HELL do you NOT know what is in your pre-positioned pallets?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2024 12:02 AM (v4xA+)

246 Is the Boxer named after the dog; the sportsman; the Rebellion; or a surname??
Posted by: andycanuck

Drawers
Posted by: Mike Hammer


Name the whole line that way. From most to least intimidating:

USS Kilt
USS Loincloth
USS Boxer
USS Brief
USS Speedo

Posted by: mikeski at April 12, 2024 12:03 AM (DgGvY)

247 I miss Norm. He'd say something and make people squirm when he seen that he'd just hammer away. It was beautiful.

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at April 12, 2024 12:03 AM (4qFi2)

248 ...The as yet unbuilt USS Buttigeig will have a very commodious poop deck. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 11, 2024 11:50 PM (tkR6S)


The only ship in the fleet that's had it's keel laid on multiple occasions.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 12, 2024 12:04 AM (e6UQI)

249 You forgot USS Thong.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2024 12:04 AM (v4xA+)

250 Hydraulics are more fun when syringes have different diameters.

Also hydraulics racist because master and slave

Posted by: Scottst at April 12, 2024 12:04 AM (tcwQr)

251 USS Speedo
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Captured from the Germans I assume.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 12, 2024 12:07 AM (vtyCZ)

252 251 USS Speedo
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Captured from the Germans I assume.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 12, 2024 12:07 AM (vtyCZ)

---------

It had a long career smuggling olives.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 12, 2024 12:08 AM (Dxsd/)

253 AOP - Got the OD sorted yet?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 11, 2024 11:57 PM (XeU6L)

Fitted a small rocker switch to bypass the governor, which does not turn, owing to the fact that the plastic worm gear on the transmission tailshaft is quite bereft of teeth. Using the rocker switch, the OD performs as it should. The car can be driven as it is. I have another OD transmission at home. Will check it out, and either do another swap, or rob the worm out of it. Transmission has to be out of the car to tear it down to the point the worm can be replaced.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2024 12:08 AM (tkR6S)

254 51
Dude's just gonna pawn it and then buy some super expensive big tittied anime girl figurine.

Posted by: Robert at April 11, 2024 10:19 PM (Z2yLo)
----
So it was Pixy?

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #252 at April 12, 2024 12:10 AM (qfLjt)

255 David Hogg has been selected as a guest lecturer at Harvard University. He’s teaching a class titled “How to be an Influencer without Influence, Brains, or Charisma”.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 12, 2024 12:12 AM (VNX3d)

256 The one essential thing to know about OJ's murder trial in 1995. Really, the ONLY thing you need to know in order to understand the acquittal:

The crime occurred in Brentwood. The standard procedure would've been to assign the trial to the Brentwood Division of the LA County Court, which would've resulted in an all white (or nearly all white) jury.

The elected prosecutor, Gil Garcetti, instead decided to assign the case to the Central Los Angeles Division, resulting in an all black jury, or nearly so.. Garcetti had 100% control over this. No-one compelled him to do it, or even pressured him to do it.

Garcetti explained after the trial that he had sent the case to downtown LA because the courthouse there was bigger & could more easily accommodate the press.

The stupidity was self-evident. Everything that followed was a result of that.

Vincent Bugliosi* (the Manson prosecutor) wrote a superb book about the OJ murder trial. What I wrote here wasn't something I dreamed up. Every prosecutor in America recognized Garcetti's unfathomable professional error.

*The Bug was a flaming leftist, but that is of no import to this discussion.



Posted by: mnw at April 12, 2024 12:13 AM (NLIak)

257 A $65,000 gold tea cup?

Dang talk about something that could never be pawned. In Japan. Contract job for an obsessed collector or the cup is now a gold ingot now.

But yeah that could fund a nice buying spree in Akihabara at places like Mandarake.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2024 12:15 AM (v4xA+)

258 David Hogg has been selected as a guest lecturer at Harvard University. He’s teaching a class titled “How to be an Influencer without Influence, Brains, or Charisma”.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 12, 2024 12:12 AM (VNX3d)

I would have thought his lecture was on how to live as an ankle grabbing sniveling dickhead.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 12, 2024 12:17 AM (VwHCD)

259 Dang talk about something that could never be pawned. In Japan. Contract job for an obsessed collector or the cup is now a gold ingot now.

But yeah that could fund a nice buying spree in Akihabara at places like Mandarake.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2024 12:15 AM (v4xA+)

Probably already in a china cabinet in Qatar.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2024 12:18 AM (tkR6S)

260 Posted by: JQ at April 12, 2024 12:02 AM (njWTi)

I think he can win a third time but I also think the cheat is going to be ridiculous. He is without a shadow of a doubt our best chance.

Posted by: ... at April 12, 2024 12:19 AM (lX8VI)

261 Well, it got real warm here today, hit 93 degrees. I have kicked in the bedroom A/C, and I am sleepy, and ready to hit the sack. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2024 12:20 AM (tkR6S)

262 Speaking of China just learned of this.

The US funded an upgrade to Cambodia's Ream naval base. Only for Cambodia to turn around and sign a 'secret' deal with Beijing that resulted in the PRC moving in and destroying everything the US built.

Talk about a 'Ream'ing.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2024 12:21 AM (v4xA+)

263 Is the Boxer named after the dog; the sportsman; the Rebellion; or a surname??
Posted by: andycanuck

Probably former California congresswoman Barbara Boxer.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 12, 2024 12:24 AM (KAi1n)

264 217 Anyone ever wonder what happened to the original Equalizer series with Edward Woodward? I wanted to watch it and can't find it. Is it the case that race swapping wasn't good enough and the communists needed to disappear it? Or is something else at play?
Posted by: Dion



It's out there. After some sifting on DDG, I found it. Most of the hits on DDG where for the recent version of The Equalizer. Not sure if it's hiding the old version (WHITE SUPREMECY!!!) or that search engines these days just suck. Could be both. I'm leaning towards search engines are mostly garbage now.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 12, 2024 12:28 AM (xA5g+)

265 What could possibly go wrong?

@nypost 23m
Companies looking to offer psychedelic drug therapy coverage for employees: report https://trib.al/uD7dTZB

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 12, 2024 12:28 AM (IG4Id)

266 It's too late to remember names but two testifing cop partners contradicted each other. The lab tech supervisor had retired and they took testimony from a barely concious man who recanted every thing he said. Then there was mistake Furman that's all I can remember this late off the top.

I would have voted to acquit because of the unreliable cop testimony.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 12, 2024 12:29 AM (9OlFs)

267 Per Wiki:

USS Boxer (LHD-4) is a Wasp-class amphibious assault ship of the United States Navy. She is the sixth U.S. ship to bear the name of the original HMS Boxer, which was captured from the British during the War of 1812.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 12, 2024 12:29 AM (EcuTp)

268 "The future Enterprise... is expected to deliver 18 to 26 months late"

So the ship's pregnant now? Which admiral is responsible for that?

Posted by: Ciampino - Will it be a breech delivery? at April 12, 2024 12:31 AM (qfLjt)

269 I got your Louis Prima right here! Latch on to "Jump, Jive and Wail".

https://tinyurl.com/3nemjxe3

Posted by: Paco at April 12, 2024 12:32 AM (njExo)

270 David Hogg has been selected as a guest lecturer at Harvard University. He’s teaching a class titled “How to be an Influencer without Influence, Brains, or Charisma”.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 12, 2024 12:12 AM (VNX3d)

I would have thought his lecture was on how to live as an ankle grabbing sniveling dickhead.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

That’s next semester, followed by “How to Grift” and “Advanced Grifting”.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 12, 2024 12:32 AM (VNX3d)

271 I would have voted to acquit because of the unreliable cop testimony.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 12, 2024 12:29 AM (9OlFs)

LAPD: So incompetent they couldn't even frame a guilty man.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 12, 2024 12:32 AM (EcuTp)

272 A woman is a woman and a man ain't nothin' but a male.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 12, 2024 12:33 AM (MeG8a)

273 119 Think there's a submarine not coming in on schedule too.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 10:53 PM (9OlFs)
----
Yes. I was surprised it wasn't mentioned.

Posted by: Ciampino - Will it be a poop delivery? at April 12, 2024 12:35 AM (qfLjt)

274 265 What could possibly go wrong?

@nypost 23m
Companies looking to offer psychedelic drug therapy coverage for employees: report https://trib.al/uD7dTZB
Posted by: weft cut-loop



Groovy.

Posted by: Timothy Leary at April 12, 2024 12:36 AM (xA5g+)

275 Braenyard,

Another crucial mistake, IMAO, was asking O.J.to try on the shrunken, hard from being wet gloves. The big show Simpson put on trying to get the gloves 'on' led to the famous sing-song rhyme 'If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit.' Having Simpson try on those gloves was completely unnecessary, unprompted and stupid.

Posted by: RickZ at April 12, 2024 12:38 AM (emlEe)

276 Louis never performed anywhere without his Witnesses.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 12, 2024 12:39 AM (9OlFs)

277 266

The DNA from the blood at the crime scene was Simpson's; Simpson's hand was bleeding when he was arrested; the Bruno Magli footprints in the blood, identical to Simpson's Bruno Maglis.

Sure thing! LOTS of reasonable doubt. /s

Too bad Simpson never found the real killer.

Posted by: mnw at April 12, 2024 12:40 AM (NLIak)

278 >>> Having Simpson try on those gloves was completely unnecessary, unprompted and stupid.

Posted by: RickZ
--------------------

It was a show trial and Cocran made a show of it.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 12, 2024 12:40 AM (9OlFs)

279 What the what?!?

"White House Expresses Condolences to OJ's Family, No Mention of Victims".

https://tinyurl.com/3nrd33wj

I'm sure Biden's thinking, "Well, that sews up the black vote!"

Posted by: Paco at April 12, 2024 12:41 AM (njExo)

280 Louie Prima was an early superstar. He had a huge hit with Sing, Sing, Sing. This was covered famously by Benny Goodman. Also covered about another thousand times with various artists. He became wealthy by this license.
Then, he recorded another hit song Just A Gigolo which was also a big hit.
But he failed to copyright that and another rock band of the '90s exploited that failure and now owns the license.
I have visited his resting place in New Orleans. It is above ground otherwise it would be under water. His tombstone reads Life Goes On Without Me.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 12, 2024 12:42 AM (MeG8a)

281
Groovy.
Posted by: Timothy Leary


I thought you were dead.

https://youtu.be/Do8gVqg89pA

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2024 12:42 AM (63Dwl)

282 All the testimony regarding the alley and the fellow walking the dog, the blood was mostly hearsay.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 12, 2024 12:43 AM (9OlFs)

283 280. gourmand du jour -

Good info. Btw, his band did a killer version of "Night Train", which is mostly Sam Butera's solo.

Posted by: Paco at April 12, 2024 12:45 AM (njExo)

284 If the trial had stayed in Brentwood, the jury would've returned a guilty verdict in 2 or 3 hours, tops.

A Brentwood jury wouldn't have ignored the DNA evidence.

Posted by: mnw at April 12, 2024 12:46 AM (NLIak)

285 Put Louis Prima or some A list and you may get two consecutive the comes mediocrity that couldn't be sold to an elevator company.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 12, 2024 12:47 AM (9OlFs)

286 Mostly hearsay!

Do you even know what "hearsay evidence" IS?

Posted by: mnw at April 12, 2024 12:47 AM (NLIak)

287 Doctors outraged as psychiatrist 'funded by big pharma' suggests antidepressants should be given over-the-counter

https://mol.im/a/13289555

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #253 at April 12, 2024 12:48 AM (qfLjt)

288 285. Sorry, looks like that was garbled in transmission.

Posted by: Paco at April 12, 2024 12:49 AM (njExo)

289 Mass shooting in DC: 1 killed, and 5 shot, including children

https://mol.im/a/13295605

Anyone have more?

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #254 at April 12, 2024 12:49 AM (qfLjt)

290 To boldly Joe! Japan's prime minister quotes Star Trek as he hails Tokyo's alliance with the US during glamorous, star-studded White House state dinner (as Biden tries to toast without a glass)

https://mol.im/a/13294811

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #255 at April 12, 2024 12:51 AM (qfLjt)

291 “The racial rot in this country goes back to that trial. By the 90s, racism was dead. Nobody cared anymore. Oh, there were scattered individual racists, there always will be, but we had racism beaten as a society. But the race hustlers were realizing that if we had beaten racism, their gravy train was derailing."

-------------

Additionally, the black street thugs (pre-BLaMtinfa shock troops) had threatened to burn down L.A. and every other shithole city then if the jury convicted O.J. And it worked.

Fast-forward to The Steal of 2020 when the same thugs threatened to burn down (again, post-2020) all the shithole cities if the SCOTUS ruled against the Junta's soft coup in the Texas (and 19 other states) lawsuit against Pennsylvania (and the rest of The Steal states).

Yep, WASTF.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 12, 2024 12:51 AM (8skTE)

292 Braenyard, if I may disagree, you are viewing Louie Prima with any modern culture bands. Maybe Nirvana or whatever the fuck it is you listen to. Your lens is distorted.
I am not here to argue what is the best music.
I am here to comment on historical musical fact.
Your personal preferences are irrelevant.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 12, 2024 12:52 AM (MeG8a)

293 Groovy.
Posted by: Timothy Leary

I thought you were dead.

https://youtu.be/Do8gVqg89pA
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Close the damn windows, he’s looking in !!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Oy Vey Critic. . . at April 12, 2024 12:52 AM (4Winp)

294 289. Mass shooting in DC: 1 killed, and 5 shot, including children - Ciampino

Impossible! Washington, D.C. has very strict gun laws!

Posted by: Paco at April 12, 2024 12:52 AM (njExo)

295 What the what?!?

"White House Expresses Condolences to OJ's Family, No Mention of Victims".

https://tinyurl.com/3nrd33wj

I'm sure Biden's thinking, "Well, that sews up the black vote!"

Posted by: Paco at April 12, 2024 12:41 AM (njExo)

------------------

BREAKING: F. Joe Mugabe Declares O.J.'s Civil Liability Debts Forgiven. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 12, 2024 12:54 AM (8skTE)

296 Shall not be infringed

Thousands more gun dealers must run background checks on buyers as Biden administration moves to close 'doggone dangerous' loophole in the law and regulate shadow gun market

https://mol.im/a/13296897

If and when TSHTF, I want every single firearm law ever passed anywhere in the USA, including Hawaii, to be instantly scrapped.

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #256 at April 12, 2024 12:55 AM (qfLjt)

297 The only reason the owners (unless they are skilled race drivers) dont immediately kill themselves in these 700-1000 hp vehicles is because of the traction control\ stability control\wheelspin control with all the modern computer controlled stuff. On most cars today they are like F-16s, you use the controls to tell the computer what you would like to do and the computer decides whether to do it and when. Sometimes they give you a bypass that supposedly shuts the controls off, but I bet it really doesn't. That's the kind of power Funny Cars had when they started.

Posted by: azjaeger at April 12, 2024 12:57 AM (3/XaG)

298 Don't let this happen to you: Portland man crushed to death by 1200lb tree stump while attempting to remove it from his backyard

https://mol.im/a/13295187

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #257 at April 12, 2024 12:58 AM (qfLjt)

299 Balaclava-wearing creeps who stabbed hero teen, 14, to death at mall while he protected his girlfriend were collecting a 'blood debt' - as his heartbroken father pays emotional tribute.

https://mol.im/a/13295669

Well they'll enter prison as tight-ends but will soon become wide receivers.

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #258 at April 12, 2024 01:01 AM (qfLjt)

300 Naked man 'took advantage of Planet Fitness transgender locker room policy' to parade his genitals in ladies' locker room and ask women to 'shower with him then rub lotion on his back'

https://mol.im/a/13297395

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #259 at April 12, 2024 01:04 AM (qfLjt)

301 The IDF needs to send him a letter with "Look over your shoulder, your turn is coming."

Hamas leader's chilling reaction as he is told his three sons have been killed by the IDF - shrugging off the news and saying 'No, why? Let's continue' when asked if he wants to end hospital tour

https://mol.im/a/13296257

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #260 at April 12, 2024 01:09 AM (qfLjt)

302 We'll have a nice bottle of wine and chicken cacciatore, and I'll hear, "No capicia," at the end of the date.

Oh, Felicia!

https://tinyurl.com/3nemjxe3

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 12, 2024 01:10 AM (wnzcV)

303 ...Naked man 'took advantage of Planet Fitness transgender locker room policy' to parade his genitals in ladies' locker room and ask women to 'shower with him then rub lotion on his back'. https://mol.im/a/13297395
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #259 at April 12, 2024 01:04 AM (qfLjt)



They shoulda done it for him.

First actual Drowning in a Planet Fitness Shower, ever.

Shocking.

But, anyway...

Tomorrow is shaping up to be a PERFECT Cigar on the Porch kind of day.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 12, 2024 01:11 AM (e6UQI)

304 Dammit!

How does a link crash? Just my luck!

youtube.com/watch?v=3SkmeVcpLHI

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 12, 2024 01:12 AM (wnzcV)

305 JFC...

@EpochTimes 12m
Italy Opens New Slander Trial Against Amanda Knox

Knox herself was convicted of the slaying before being exonerated in a case that grabbed the global spotlight.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 12, 2024 01:17 AM (IG4Id)

306 Playing with hydraulics.

Not what I expected.

Posted by: DaveA at April 12, 2024 01:24 AM (FhXTo)

307 289 Mass shooting in DC: 1 killed, and 5 shot, including children

--
So 5 were shot but the one killed was done in how?
Apparently getting shot doesn't kill you ever.

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #261 at April 12, 2024 01:27 AM (qfLjt)

308 The Pentagon has a solution to all these delays though. They will appoint a blue ribbon commission to pay a consulting group to study the problem and issue a report concluding that these programs are delayed because things aren't getting built fast enough. Taxpayers will pay $300 million for it.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo

As someone who's worked in both the public and private sector, it's even simpler than that. You reach out for the "expert" or "experts" and the conclusion that they are expected to "discover" is the unspoken part of the contractual agreement.

Never high enough in the hierarchy to have done this myself, but it was common knowledge in both realms. The only difference is that my boss in the public sector owned up to it. You not only get who you pay for; you're also getting what you're paying them to find.

I'm not saying that there aren't real genuine and ethical experts in various fields out there, just that it's extremely rare in a corporate or institutional setting to hire those folks.

Posted by: John Drake at April 12, 2024 01:28 AM (WqOsh)

309 for whom this entire campaign is a personal vendetta

You type that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: DaveA at April 12, 2024 01:28 AM (FhXTo)

310 243 Is the Boxer named after the dog; the sportsman; the Rebellion; or a surname??
Posted by: andycanuck
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Drawers
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 11, 2024 11:55 PM (XeU6L)


Better than the USS Tighty Whities

Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2024 11:58 PM (W/lyH)

OR the USS Depends

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 12, 2024 01:38 AM (ynpvh)

311 I'm burning in a lake of fire for all eternity.

Posted by: OJ at April 12, 2024 01:38 AM (rskKm)

312 In NHL news: NHL positioning to potentially move Coyotes to Salt Lake City for 2024-25

https://tinyurl.com/5evdtd44

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #262 at April 12, 2024 01:39 AM (qfLjt)

313 I cannot fathom how much the Navy has sunk.

Posted by: Archer at April 12, 2024 01:40 AM (rskKm)

314 Future headline? "After delays, Block IV and V subs never built"

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at April 12, 2024 01:41 AM (E5k+D)

315
David Hogg has been selected as a guest lecturer at Harvard University. He’s teaching a class titled “How to be an Influencer without Influence, Brains, or Charisma”.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 12, 2024 12:12 AM (VNX3d)

I would have thought his lecture was on how to live as an ankle grabbing sniveling dickhead.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

That’s next semester, followed by “How to Grift” and “Advanced Grifting”.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf


His pièce de résistance lecture will be, "... And I Don't Do Legs, Either -- Arms Control Treaties and Their Effect on Prominent Social Influencers (Like Me)"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2024 01:43 AM (eMh+A)

316 279 What the what?!?

"White House Expresses Condolences to OJ's Family, No Mention of Victims".

https://tinyurl.com/3nrd33wj

I'm sure Biden's thinking, "Well, that sews up the black vote!"
Posted by: Paco



Amazing.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 12, 2024 01:45 AM (xA5g+)

317
Better than the USS Tighty Whities

Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2024 11:58 PM (W/lyH)

OR the USS Depends
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


The keel for the USS Tucks was just laid.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2024 01:47 AM (eMh+A)

318 Gold just set an all time high $2400.16 /oz. Silver sitting at 29.02 an oz. That means a pre 1965 dime has $2.07 worth of silver in it, in average circulated condition.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at April 12, 2024 01:48 AM (CecP5)

319 313 I cannot fathom how much the Navy has sunk.

Posted by: Archer at April 12, 2024 01:40 AM (rskKm)
--
Let me weigh on this ...... is the poop deck where the ship keeps porta-potties?

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #263 at April 12, 2024 01:50 AM (qfLjt)

320 Balaclava-wearing creeps who stabbed hero teen, 14, to death at mall while he protected his girlfriend were collecting a 'blood debt' - as his heartbroken father pays emotional tribute.

https://mol.im/a/13295669

Well they'll enter prison as tight-ends but will soon become wide receivers.
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #258 at April 12, 2024 01:01 AM (qfLjt

I know it’s Wyoming but by the names of the perps they seem to be not white. Since they are charged as adults they should release photos so people like me can be prevented from being an ass by assuming.

Posted by: polynikes at April 12, 2024 01:52 AM (MNhXM)

321 Mom ticketed for child peeing? I'll quote Mark Steyn: "Cops police everything but crime"

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at April 12, 2024 01:53 AM (/nnfk)

322 Let me weigh on this ...... is the poop deck where the ship keeps porta-potties?
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #263

It keels me to admit it, but yes, and on the right side they have the starboard ones.

Posted by: John Drake at April 12, 2024 01:55 AM (WqOsh)

323 I cannot fathom how much the Navy has sunk.
Posted by: Archer

It’s water under the bridge at this point …

Posted by: Adriane the Oy Vey Critic. . . at April 12, 2024 02:01 AM (4Winp)

324 It’s water under the bridge at this point …
Posted by: Adriane the Oy Vey Critic. . .

Lotsa water - twenty thousand leagues already by my estimate.

Posted by: John Drake at April 12, 2024 02:09 AM (WqOsh)

325 323 I cannot fathom how much the Navy has sunk.
Posted by: Archer

It’s water under the bridge at this point …

Posted by: Adriane the Oy Vey Critic. . . at April 12, 2024 02:01 AM (4Winp)
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The country has plumbed the depths of mediocrity.
A tidal wave of incompetence has inundated the USA.

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #264 at April 12, 2024 02:11 AM (qfLjt)

326 Night all.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 12, 2024 02:12 AM (ynpvh)

327 324 It’s water under the bridge at this point …
Posted by: Adriane the Oy Vey Critic. . .

Lotsa water - twenty thousand leagues already by my estimate.

Posted by: John Drake at April 12, 2024 02:09 AM (WqOsh)
----
Nemo and no less.

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #265 at April 12, 2024 02:12 AM (qfLjt)

328 327 324 It’s water under the bridge at this point …
Posted by: Adriane the Oy Vey Critic. . .

Lotsa water - twenty thousand leagues already by my estimate.

Posted by: John Drake at April 12, 2024 02:09 AM (WqOsh)
----
Nemo and no less.

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #265 at April 12, 2024 02:12 AM (qfLjt)
----
Would a Verne Diagram make it clearer?

Posted by: Jules - Update #266 at April 12, 2024 02:15 AM (qfLjt)

329 Nemo and no less.
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #265

Well, we did just experience the Vernal equinox.

Posted by: John Drake at April 12, 2024 02:17 AM (WqOsh)

330 Just finished my 1040 and assorted schedules, I noticed something that I'll bet those students with "forgiven" debt don't know: Forgiven debt counts as INCOME for tax purposes. The banks couldn't foreclose on that student debt, but the IRS sure can if you don't pay the taxes on that forgiven debt. All those millennial voters sure are going to be pissed when they find out how much they owe in taxes.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at April 12, 2024 02:30 AM (CecP5)

331 Well, I need to consult with my cousin Francis before posting any further nautical observations. Not looking to be naughty, just an earnest effort to be nautilus.

Posted by: John Drake at April 12, 2024 02:46 AM (WqOsh)

332 Just finished my 1040 and assorted schedules, I noticed something that I'll bet those students with "forgiven" debt don't know: Forgiven debt counts as INCOME for tax purposes. The banks couldn't foreclose on that student debt, but the IRS sure can if you don't pay the taxes on that forgiven debt. All those millennial voters sure are going to be pissed when they find out how much they owe in taxes.

And, the banks are going to send 1099s to the debtors and the IRS to let them know about it. This will be a double whammy: if you had 100K forgiven, you add that to your actual income. You will be in a higher tax bracket so you will owe more on the money you did earn + $30,000 or so more on the forgiven debt. We need to tell all those voters who think Biden did them a favor, how badly he screwed them.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at April 12, 2024 02:49 AM (CecP5)

333 Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at April 12, 2024 02:49 AM (CecP5)

Have you looked at the debt forgiveness details? I wouldn’t be surprised if his executive order excluded tax liabilities.

Posted by: polynikes at April 12, 2024 02:57 AM (MNhXM)

334 The article by Kurt Schlichter (sp) article on Rethinking Never Trumpism needs a parallel by someone was always voted Democrat, has finally realized Biden is a complete disaster and either won't vote or will reluctantly vote for Trump.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2024 02:58 AM (mc7sw)

335 Morning, early risers and insomaniacals! 'Tis Friday -- Friday, the consummation devoutly to be wished!
ittle Dagny La Siberienne is back home with me, and is studiously being her usual non-demonstrative self. Oh, she likes being petted, and she eats happily and gallops around, but she's like, "Oh yes, of course I remember you, and when's dinner?" Big Stirling is playing with her. But he shows me affection at various times; Dagny is stil standoffish. Oh, well.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2024 03:42 AM (omVj0)

336 Forgiven debt counts as INCOME for tax purposes. The banks couldn't foreclose on that student debt, but the IRS sure can if you don't pay the taxes on that forgiven debt. All those millennial voters sure are going to be pissed when they find out how much they owe in taxes.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at April 12, 2024


***
Heh, heh, heh . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2024 03:47 AM (omVj0)

337 I have visited his resting place in New Orleans. It is above ground otherwise it would be under water. His tombstone reads Life Goes On Without Me.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 12, 2024


***
Which cemetery is that? Yes, we have a long tradition of above-ground tombs, or else Grandma would be floating and bumping against the back steps after a hard rain.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2024 03:53 AM (omVj0)

338 Tomorrow I can sleep in and won't

Posted by: Skip at April 12, 2024 03:59 AM (fwDg9)

339 Yay, Wolfus! Ya got both the babies home again!

Posted by: JQ at April 12, 2024 04:03 AM (njWTi)

340 Cat is outside & 'on the prowl' now... killing vermin and keeping us safe from all other critters.

What a good boy!

Posted by: JQ at April 12, 2024 04:05 AM (njWTi)

341 Hiya

Posted by: JT at April 12, 2024 04:15 AM (T4tVD)

342 Poured overnight for a little, windy out there

Posted by: Skip at April 12, 2024 04:17 AM (fwDg9)

343 Hiya, JT!

Howzit?

Posted by: JQ at April 12, 2024 04:17 AM (njWTi)

344 Hiya JQ !

I'm attempting to wake up !

Posted by: JT at April 12, 2024 04:18 AM (T4tVD)

345 *shakes JT*

Wakey, wakey!!!!

Posted by: JQ at April 12, 2024 04:20 AM (njWTi)

346 I've *got to* mow today, rain or shine... yard is getting too shaggy & tall!

Ugh. Shoulda done it yesterday.

LOL

Posted by: JQ at April 12, 2024 04:22 AM (njWTi)

347 If it's too wet this afternoon, maybe can wait until Saturday. Supposed to be 80F and sunny. WooHoo!

Posted by: JQ at April 12, 2024 04:25 AM (njWTi)

348 I really ought to win the lottery, then could hire a yard crew.

Getting too old for this....

Posted by: JQ at April 12, 2024 04:26 AM (njWTi)

349 Ugh. Shoulda done it yesterday.

LOL
Posted by: JQ


Kewl! Can you do mine while you’re at it? Please bring your own mower, though. I think the vines have covered ours …

Posted by: Adriane the Oy Vey Critic. . . at April 12, 2024 04:28 AM (4Winp)

350 I really ought to win the lottery, then could hire a yard crew.

Getting too old for this....
Posted by: JQ at April 12, 2024 04:26 AM (njWTi)

A WHOLE Crew ?

How big is your yard ?

Posted by: JT at April 12, 2024 04:28 AM (T4tVD)

351 Good morning morons

Local TV news is all about Specialty Towing, a rogue business that employs towers who tried to illegally seize an innocent car at a red light with the driver and passengers still in it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 12, 2024 04:29 AM (RIvkX)

352 Only 1/2 acre of "lawn" which is actually mostly weeds at this point.

Posted by: JQ at April 12, 2024 04:30 AM (njWTi)

353 Sure, Adriane. No problemo. Got a riding mower...

But, um, no license plates, so don't believe I should take it down the streets. Well, not down the main roads anyhow, LOL

You're not anywhere in Idaho, are ya?

Posted by: JQ at April 12, 2024 04:32 AM (njWTi)

354 Not a lot of coverage on the passing of local hero OJ Simpson

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 12, 2024 04:32 AM (RIvkX)

355 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 12, 2024 04:35 AM (ju2Fy)

356 Local TV news reports Oakland Port Commission has approved changing the name of OAK to San Francisco Bay Oakland Airport.

Hoo boy is there going to be fun when the lawfare gets going...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 12, 2024 04:36 AM (RIvkX)

357 EFF Mr. Simpson.

No doubt he's riding stan's barbed c*ck right now, and good for him.

My opinion, of course. Pfft.

Posted by: JQ at April 12, 2024 04:36 AM (njWTi)

358 WINDY out thar.

And WET !

And DARK !

And that's today's Accu-Weather !

Posted by: JT at April 12, 2024 04:38 AM (T4tVD)

359 So, JT.

You're sayin' the birdbath is full of water, has whitecaps, but no customers?

Posted by: JQ at April 12, 2024 04:39 AM (njWTi)

360 Local TV news reports one of Oakland's oldest jewelry stores was robbed Wednesday by 8 armed individuals who smashed in every case in the store.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 12, 2024 04:40 AM (RIvkX)

361 Local TV news reports one of Oakland's oldest jewelry stores was robbed Wednesday by 8 armed individuals who smashed in every case in the store.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
--------

Whoa! That's gotta be moar than the $900 freebie limit!

Where's da cops?

Oh, wait....

Posted by: JQ at April 12, 2024 04:42 AM (njWTi)

362 So, JT.

You're sayin' the birdbath is full of water, has whitecaps, but no customers?
Posted by: JQ at April 12, 2024 04:39 AM (njWTi)

Yep !

Posted by: JT at April 12, 2024 04:42 AM (T4tVD)

363 Local TV news reports for the second year in a row California will cancel the salmon fishing season. Not enough fish, not enough water.

If you like salmon, you can't get it from California rivers.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 12, 2024 04:44 AM (RIvkX)

364 There are no cops in Oakland. An old man with what looked like a machine gun chased them out.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 12, 2024 04:46 AM (RIvkX)

365 So, JT.

You're sayin' the birdbath is full of water, has whitecaps, but no customers?
Posted by: JQ at April 12, 2024 04:39 AM (njWTi)

Yep !
Posted by: JT at April 12, 2024 04:42 AM (T4tVD)

Way to read between the limes.

Posted by: JT at April 12, 2024 04:50 AM (T4tVD)

366 SFPsycho--

I lived in San Lorenzo for about a year, '89-'90. (yeah, Loma Prieta quake)

"Oakland" was one block away.

Could. Not. Wait. To get the F outta there!

Posted by: JQ at April 12, 2024 04:51 AM (njWTi)

367 Local TV news reports for the second year in a row California will cancel the salmon fishing season. Not enough fish, not enough water.

If you like salmon, you can't get it from California rivers.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
-----------

C'mon up! Steelhead derby every year!! YUMMY

Posted by: JQ at April 12, 2024 04:54 AM (njWTi)

368 JQ the whole East Bay is "Oakland"

One big, gigantic lawless ghetto.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 12, 2024 04:55 AM (RIvkX)

369 East Bay Grease!

LOL

Posted by: JQ at April 12, 2024 04:56 AM (njWTi)

370 San Lorenzo
San Leandro
Fremont
Union City....

Sh!t hole

Posted by: JQ at April 12, 2024 04:58 AM (njWTi)

371 Good morning!

The Nood has posted.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 12, 2024 04:58 AM (YRsIm)

372 I worked at Macy's Clearance Center in San Leandro.

After the 'quake, our store closed while all employees were sent to the Bayfair store to help clean up.

Wow, what a mess! Bayfair had just received their Christmas merch of china & crystal.

I cried...(because I :heart: dishes and glassware)

Lennox, Gorham, Lladro, Bellique, Noritake, Mikasa-- all dashed to smithereens!

Oh, the humanity....

Posted by: JQ at April 12, 2024 05:04 AM (njWTi)

373 >>>I watched the trial with my boss at the time. He was a black man, college educated, upper middle class, whom I'd known for a couple of years, and I don't think the subject of race ever came up between us. Like I said, nobody cared. We were work friends. When the verdict was read, he stood and cheered. I just stared at him.

Very sorry, WeirdDave.

Posted by: m at April 12, 2024 05:19 AM (o3SCB)

374 Gold at its all time high this morning $2405.52 per oz. That means a 1 dollar gold piece (which is smaller than a dime) has about $116 dollars worth of gold in it.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at April 12, 2024 07:25 AM (CecP5)

375 WeirdDave!


(Posted the full-length hydraulics video to the local homeschool robotics club BAND)

Posted by: Candidus at April 12, 2024 08:10 AM (3Yefj)

376 Lizzie Bordon took an axe gave her mother 40 whacks,
when she finished and she was done she gave father 41.
OJ Simpson took a knife snuffed his ex-wife battered life,
when he finished and he was through he killed the witness Goldman too.

Posted by: Michael Renner at April 12, 2024 10:27 AM (5NpqZ)

377 Ԝonderful blog! I found it while browsing on Yahoo News.
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I've been trying for a while but I never seem to get there!
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