Mid-Morning Art Thread

Merry Company
Judith Leyster

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2024 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

2 Creepy window peepers!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 12, 2024 09:30 AM (B2cfh)

3 Gay.

The original meaning.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2024 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

4 Fags

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 12, 2024 09:30 AM (Z+eOk)

5 WTFO??

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 12, 2024 09:30 AM (ENQN6)

6
ESPONJA!!1!1!!1

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 12, 2024 09:31 AM (bEb2S)

7 The merry pranksters at left and right look as though they are wearing Nike trainers!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2024 09:31 AM (J2vNu)

8 Speaking of marrying your first cousin........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2024 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

9 I'm pretty sure "merry" in this context is a euphemism for something else...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 12, 2024 09:31 AM (7fElN)

10 Straight men do not wear ribbons in their shoes.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 12, 2024 09:32 AM (Z+eOk)

11 Moe, Larry & Curly.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2024 09:32 AM (i8ZU2)

12 Here with a Loaf of Bread beneath the Bough,

A Flask of Wine, a Book of Verse—and Thou

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 12, 2024 09:32 AM (ENQN6)

13 Totes not ghey

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 12, 2024 09:32 AM (Q4IgG)

14 And on Hamster Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2024 09:32 AM (NpAcC)

15 Speaking of marrying your first cousin........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2024 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

Posted by: Mohamed Mohhamed Mohammed at April 12, 2024 09:32 AM (gSZYf)

16 Fabulous.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 12, 2024 09:32 AM (T+Iwg)

17 Just before the fight started.

Posted by: BignJames at April 12, 2024 09:32 AM (AwYPR)

18 Is the kid in red wearing Crocs?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2024 09:32 AM (9yWhg)

19 Well this is kind of a cheerful painting on a dull, damp and dreary day. Thanks CBD.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 12, 2024 09:32 AM (Sgq8y)

20 They seem rather gay.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 12, 2024 09:33 AM (aD39U)

21 I'm pretty sure "merry" in this context is a euphemism for something else...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

We were all feeling Merry, then Merry left.
We all jumped for Joy. Joy jumped for the door.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2024 09:33 AM (i8ZU2)

22 Drunk and gay is no way to go through life, fellas.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 12, 2024 09:33 AM (GTqXr)

23 Yeah, they were dancing around like a bunch of Kansas City Fagots!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 12, 2024 09:33 AM (ENQN6)

24 I see the family has accepted them.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2024 09:33 AM (NpAcC)

25 They would give Liberace pause.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 12, 2024 09:33 AM (rJ48h)

26 They're a little light in the Nikes.

Posted by: Casual observer at April 12, 2024 09:34 AM (Tz8Uw)

27 Johnny B Not Good

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2024 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

28 Dude in the back has one leg.

Posted by: dantesed at April 12, 2024 09:34 AM (88xKn)

29 It's fops and dandies all the way down.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 12, 2024 09:34 AM (GTqXr)

30 Merry Company
Judith Leyster Dutch

ca. 1629
On view at The Met Fifth Avenue in Gallery 637

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 12, 2024 09:34 AM (ENQN6)

31 Looks like they're having a gay old time.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 12, 2024 09:34 AM (Wnv9h)

32 Love it. Looks more modern than it actually is.

Posted by: Tuna at April 12, 2024 09:34 AM (oaGWv)

33 Look, I don't know ANY of these flakes!

Posted by: Merry Brandybuck at April 12, 2024 09:34 AM (T+Iwg)

34 They should be wearing gold Trump shoes!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 12, 2024 09:35 AM (vtyCZ)

35 Gay.
The original meaning.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2024 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

Was just thinking, my late husband would likely say "That's so gay."

He had great gaydar.

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at April 12, 2024 09:35 AM (JCLJi)

36 One of the first Dutch women to be recognized by a painters’ guild as a master in her own right, Leyster painted this lively scene when she was only twenty years old.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 12, 2024 09:35 AM (ENQN6)

37 That's a tiny violin.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2024 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

38 How'd they fit all those people into the medicine cabinet? Or is this some kind of anti-drug PSA...if you abuse the drugs in the cabinet, you'll see some weird shit start coming out of it...

Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 12, 2024 09:35 AM (JCZqz)

39 The one on the right looks photoshopped into the painting.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at April 12, 2024 09:35 AM (Lo97M)

40 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: InZona at April 12, 2024 09:36 AM (qz1Fg)

41 Well it is Friday

Posted by: Skip at April 12, 2024 09:36 AM (reB/G)

42 Dude in the back has one leg.
Posted by: dantesed

I think that's some old broad. Innkeeper's wife, perhaps?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2024 09:36 AM (9yWhg)

43 Looks like they're having a gay old time.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 12, 2024 09:34 AM (Wnv9h)

Our lawyers will be in touch.

Posted by: Hanna-Barbera at April 12, 2024 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

44 The people hanging in the window creep me out a bit.

Posted by: She Hobbit at April 12, 2024 09:36 AM (ftFVW)

45 I love Dutch painters of that era. This is another example of smiling models, which I would guess has to be hard to capture as an artist (since smiling and laughter is fleeting).

Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at April 12, 2024 09:36 AM (0yg/c)

46 I'm sorry, gentlemen...you're a little too gay and foppish for THIS establishment.

Posted by: Local Renaissance Faire Doorman at April 12, 2024 09:36 AM (JCZqz)

47 Johnny, rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard
'Cause Hell's broke loose in Georgia and the Devil deals the cards
And if you win, you get this shiny fiddle made of gold
But if you lose the devil gets your soul

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 12, 2024 09:36 AM (ENQN6)

48 How does one walk down the street wearing a red outfit like that?

Posted by: dantesed at April 12, 2024 09:36 AM (88xKn)

49 Dude in the back has Downs.

Posted by: Montec at April 12, 2024 09:37 AM (tpjlM)

50 How does one walk down the street wearing a red outfit like that?
Posted by: dantesed at April 12, 2024 09:36 AM (88xKn)

Mincingly.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 12, 2024 09:37 AM (aD39U)

51 Hostility: 0.00

Posted by: t-bird at April 12, 2024 09:37 AM (TqUi+)

52 One of the first Dutch women to be recognized by a painters’ guild as a master in her own right, Leyster painted this lively scene when she was only twenty years old.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Her self portrait is one of the better self portraits I've seen, even if I don't know how she actually looked.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 12, 2024 09:37 AM (B2cfh)

53 I'm guessing a 19th painter doing a homage to Dutch "hare hunting" paintings like yesterday's.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 12, 2024 09:37 AM (vtyCZ)

54 How does one walk down the street wearing a red outfit like that?
Posted by: dantesed at April 12, 2024 09:36 AM (88xKn)

Dodging objects.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2024 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

55 The people hanging in the window creep me out a bit.
Posted by: She Hobbit

Heh, horde mind. (see #2)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 12, 2024 09:38 AM (B2cfh)

56 Called them by name

Dancer, now! Prancer, and Vixen,

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 12, 2024 09:39 AM (ENQN6)

57 Dude in the back has Downs.
Posted by: Montec at April 12, 2024 09:37 AM (tpjlM)

I thought the same thing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2024 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

58 Now that I read Wikipedia on Leyster I believe we previously had another of her paintings, "The Proposition"

Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at April 12, 2024 09:40 AM (0yg/c)

59 How does one walk down the street wearing a red outfit like that?
Posted by: dantesed

Very late at night and quickly.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2024 09:40 AM (i8ZU2)

60 How does one walk down the street wearing a red outfit like that?
Posted by: dantesed at April 12, 2024 09:36 AM (88xKn)

As long as he's not in Pamplona, he'll be fine.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2024 09:40 AM (9yWhg)

61 Alternate title:

"What Gay Cousin Marriage Looked Like in Tennessee Before They Changed the Law"

Bonus! Alternate title:

"What Gay Marriage Looks Like in Tennessee After They Changed the Cousin Marrying Law"

Double Bonus Alternate title:

"What Gay Marriage Looks Like"

Posted by: naturalfake at April 12, 2024 09:40 AM (eDfFs)

62 Morning.

Jesus, those facial expressions look like something from an AI image generator.

Would not hang.

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2024 09:40 AM (Z2yLo)

63 I don't think those guys own Weedwhackers. (If you catch my drift)

Posted by: JT at April 12, 2024 09:40 AM (T4tVD)

64 How does one walk down the street wearing a red outfit like that?
Posted by: dantesed

Dodging objects.
Posted by: Sponge

In the 1600s? More likely the contents of chamber pots from the upper stories along the street.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 12, 2024 09:40 AM (B2cfh)

65
Very late at night and quickly.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2024 09:40 AM (i8ZU2)

Better not be in MAGA country.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2024 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

66 How does one walk down the street wearing a red outfit like that?
Posted by: dantesed at April 12, 2024 09:36 AM (88xKn)

hey 25 bucks is 25 bucks

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 12, 2024 09:41 AM (ENQN6)

67 Get 'em out of here before I get Farmer Maggot to set his dogs on 'em!

Posted by: Merry Brandybuck at April 12, 2024 09:41 AM (T+Iwg)

68
Stuck a Feather in His Cap - a limerick

There once was a rich guy named Andy
Asked a hooker to give him a handy
She sweetly declined,
Said, "You're way too refined
So go yank yer own doodle, Dandy!"

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2024 09:41 AM (991eG)

69 The drunk is going to smash that vase over the fiddle player's head.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 12, 2024 09:42 AM (R4t5M)

70 Gee! It is a Dutch ~~master~~ mistress! Good job, Judith.

The first hit for painting title and artist's name:
https://tinyurl.com/ycy9hmzb

This painting, which is also known as The Jolly Companions, depicts a couple as they drink and play music together. The man, wearing a wide black hat and large white ruff, leans back into his chair, his legs casually crossed, whilst in his hands he holds a violin aloft, as if about to play. His companion, nestled just behind him, holds an open beer jug and a glass of beer almost to her lips.

Like the Jolly Toper, Leyster depicts a moment of fun, and fills the picture with a lively energy. The facial expression on the young woman is particularly interesting: her cheeks flushed, she sends her half-smile towards her companion, looking at him fondly, or perhaps rather lasciviously. This could lead us to speculate on their relationship: are they a couple? Are they husband or wife? Or is another kind of transaction going on? Leyster leaves this unclear; she does however seem to suggest that this woman is sure of herself, and is not shy to show her own desire.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 12, 2024 09:42 AM (vtyCZ)

71 Don we now our gay apparel.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 12, 2024 09:42 AM (lTGtQ)

72 That's a tiny violin.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2024

***
Feed it right, it'll grow.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2024 09:42 AM (J2vNu)

73 Maybe....Artist change name of painting to" Estrogen Hormone Therapy" ?

Posted by: MR. KIM at April 12, 2024 09:42 AM (DGlaL)

74 The drunk is going to smash that vase over the fiddle player's head.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

So you're guessing a MoMe?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 12, 2024 09:42 AM (B2cfh)

75 #70 cont.

The man's direct look towards the viewer is open and relaxed, suggesting he hopes that the crowd enjoys his music as much as he does. Leyster often depicted musicians, either individually or in groups, creating her own interpretations on the theme of "the merry company" which often showed people of mixed genders drinking and having fun.

This painting was attributed to Frans Hals for hundreds of years due to a deliberate forgery. Leyster's signature was discovered in 1893.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 12, 2024 09:42 AM (vtyCZ)

76 Remember, in that time, dyeing cloth was very expensive. The common folk wore very dull clothing. The kid in red is probably flaunting his family's wealth.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2024 09:43 AM (9yWhg)

77 ...believe we previously had another of her paintings, "The Proposition"
Posted by: The Frumious Follywood

**********

Heh! That's when LLeyster was in her propositional phase.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2024 09:44 AM (991eG)

78 hey 25 bucks is 25 bucks
Posted by: rhennigantx

I thought it was only 20 bucks in town.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2024 09:45 AM (9yWhg)

79 Merry and Gay.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2024 09:45 AM (Ag7IE)

80 Dude in the back has Downs.
Posted by: Montec at April 12, 2024 09:37 AM (tpjlM)
*
I thought the same thing.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2024

***
What would they have called that in the 1620s? (Probably "the _________ disease," filling in the name of the country or people most hated at the moment)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2024 09:45 AM (J2vNu)

81 >>The kid in red is probably flaunting his family's wealth.

That's not all he's flaunting.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2024 09:45 AM (LkLld)

82
No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 12, 2024 09:45 AM (MoZTd)

83 I don't think they're going to pick up chicks in those outfits.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2024 09:46 AM (NpAcC)

84 Don we now our gay apparel.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 12, 2024

***
What *about* your apparel???

Posted by: Don at April 12, 2024 09:46 AM (J2vNu)

85 The Wiki Art gives this info. for CBD's choice:

Three Boys Merry-making
Judith Leyster
Date: 1629 - 1631
Style: Baroque
Genre: genre painting
Media: oil, canvas
Location: Private Collection
Dimensions: 60.3 x 72 cm

27 of her works here; very good stuff.
https://tinyurl.com/2s4aw88h

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 12, 2024 09:46 AM (vtyCZ)

86 That's a tiny violin.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2024

***
Feed it right, it'll grow.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,

*********

Yeah! A steady diet of Cello™ Pudding Pops.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2024 09:46 AM (991eG)

87 Merry and Gay.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2024 09:45 AM (Ag7IE)

Mostly gay.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 12, 2024 09:46 AM (R4t5M)

88 ♬ I gave me love a cherry... ♬

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 12, 2024 09:46 AM (aD39U)

89 No dog. Not art.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

There was a dog, but he didn't wanna get monkeypox, so he ran off and is hiding under a bed somewhere.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2024 09:46 AM (9yWhg)

90 61 Alternate title:

"What Gay Cousin Marriage Looked Like in Tennessee Before They Changed the Law"

Bonus! Alternate title:

"What Gay Marriage Looks Like in Tennessee After They Changed the Cousin Marrying Law"

Double Bonus Alternate title:

"What Gay Marriage Looks Like"
Posted by: naturalfake at April 12, 2024 09:40 AM (eDfFs)

Intercepted DU Dumbfuckery

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 12, 2024 09:47 AM (ENQN6)

91 Big Franz Hals exhibition just opened at the Rijks Museum, if you happen to be in Amsterdam.

Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at April 12, 2024 09:47 AM (0yg/c)

92 Alternate title:

"Bruce Wayne's First Failed Crimefighting Alter-Ego: The Scarlet Drunk"

Posted by: naturalfake at April 12, 2024 09:47 AM (eDfFs)

93 Don we now our gay apparel.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

Admit it. No one read that. You sang it.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2024 09:47 AM (i8ZU2)

94 I thought it was only 20 bucks in town.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2024 09:45 AM (9yWhg)

Bidenomics

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 12, 2024 09:48 AM (ENQN6)

95 Ladyboys
Ladyboys
Its Christmas time in David's search history
Ding a ling
Ding a ling
Soon it will be Trans Visibility day!

Posted by: David French humming in the shower at April 12, 2024 09:48 AM (ibTVg)

96 Now that I read Wikipedia on Leyster I believe we previously had another of her paintings, "The Proposition"
Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at April 12, 2024

***
I remember that one too. Dude in that looked like a Russian fur trapper.

Posted by: Don at April 12, 2024 09:48 AM (J2vNu)

97 Alternate-Lifestyle Landru decrees FETHTIVAL!!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 12, 2024 09:48 AM (T+Iwg)

98 Don we now our gay apparel.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

'Cause Johnny's coming marching home.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2024 09:48 AM (9yWhg)

99 Posted by: naturalfake at April 12, 2024 09:40 AM (eDfFs)

Intercepted DU Dumbfuckery
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 12, 2024 09:47 AM (ENQN6)

Whaaaaat?

Posted by: naturalfake at April 12, 2024 09:48 AM (eDfFs)

100 Judith Leyster must die, Jim, as a painting of hers will turn the Thirty Years War into the Fifty Years War and Islam will subsequently conquer all of Europe.

Posted by: Mr Spock at April 12, 2024 09:49 AM (vtyCZ)

101 Don we now our gay apparel.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

Admit it. No one read that. You sang it.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2024 09:47 AM (i8ZU2)
----
Guilty as charged. Then I followed the directions.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 12, 2024 09:49 AM (7fElN)

102 Foppish.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 12, 2024 09:49 AM (a3Q+t)

103 I remember seeing footage of college students when the verdict was read. White kids were in shock. Black students were high giving each other and celebrating.
Posted by: Montec at April 12, 2024 09:21 AM (tpjlM)

Well I was surrounded by a sea of hundreds of pasty white rich liberal kids and they were all cheering like they'd won the super bowl.

Posted by: ... at April 12, 2024 09:49 AM (yGFFs)

104 I remember that one too. Dude in that looked like a Russian fur trapper.

What the hell?!?

Posted by: The Russian fur trapper on vacation in Brazil at April 12, 2024 09:49 AM (ibTVg)

105 I really dig this painting.

Posted by: David Hogg at April 12, 2024 09:49 AM (XeU6L)

106 100 Judith Leyster must die, Jim, as a painting of hers will turn the Thirty Years War into the Fifty Years War and Islam will subsequently conquer all of Europe.
Posted by: Mr Spock at April 12, 2024 09:49 AM (vtyCZ)

that is some serious stream crossing

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 12, 2024 09:50 AM (ENQN6)

107 Willowed:

Did the OJ ass kisser producer who got Norm fired, Don Ohlmeyer, get in one last wet, sloppy tongue bath on the Juice's deceased ass yesterday?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2024 08:26 AM (eMh+A)

Zombie Don Ohlmeyer? Died in 2017.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 12, 2024 09:50 AM (/HDaX)

108 Although I like many of the paintings by this artist and she is in line with the other Dutch Golden Age painters (that's a good thing), this one lacks the interesting depths and colors that make many of her works so effective. It has the feel of a book illustration done with wonderful talent. The lightness and family atmosphere makes me think of the Scandi artists from the late 19th century. But it is a pleasant image even if it lacks the drama of other paintings.

I wonder if they are merry due to a prototype of Bols Gin.

Posted by: JTB at April 12, 2024 09:50 AM (zudum)

109 Jamie Dimon is a right wing conspiracy theorist?

He must be since he warned of “persistent inflationary pressures'” for the rest of 2024.

Posted by: Montec at April 12, 2024 09:50 AM (tpjlM)

110 ♬ I gave me love a cherry... ♬
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 12, 2024

***
"Strawberries, cherries, and an angel's kiss in spring,
"My summer wine is really made from all these things --"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere " Strawberries cherries and an angel's kiss in spri at April 12, 2024 09:50 AM (J2vNu)

111 Gifted. I really like her "Portrait of a Man". Spooky. Looks like an old photograph.

Posted by: t-bird at April 12, 2024 09:50 AM (aqyab)

112 Backstage we're having the time
Of our lives until somebody said
"Forgive me if I seem out of line"
And she whipped out a gun and tried to blow me away!

That, that dude looks like a lady
That, that dude looks like a lady

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 12, 2024 09:51 AM (ENQN6)

113 The 'guy' in the back peed himself!

To be fair, who among us hasn't during a lost night of frivolity?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2024 09:51 AM (WXNFJ)

114 Moderna paused its plans for a facility in Kenya because COVID-19 vaccine demand has plummeted
Moderna says it hasn't received any vaccine orders for Africa since 2022

-
It's a shame because the CDC has found itself without sin.

NBC News
@NBCNews
There is no evidence that Covid vaccines cause fatal cardiac arrest or other deadly heart problems in teens and young adults, a CDC report finds.

The new analysis debunks widespread misinformation about the mRNA vaccines.

-
And if you can't trust NBC News, who can you trust?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 12, 2024 09:51 AM (FVME7)

115 They're wearing the 17C equivalent of Crocs.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 12, 2024 09:51 AM (Be/+i)

116 This is a painting of Republicans celebrating renewal of warrantless surveillance of purportedly sovereign citizens

Posted by: Oglebay at April 12, 2024 09:52 AM (7fVdQ)

117 Don we now our gay apparel.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

===

Admit it. No one read that. You sang it.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2024 09:47 AM

Fa la la
Fa la la,
Oh, you brute!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 12, 2024 09:52 AM (a3Q+t)

118
To be fair, who among us hasn't during a lost night of frivolity?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2024 09:51 AM (WXNFJ)

I’ve had a fair number of such nights but never peed myself. Barfed on myself? Many times. Peed? Never.

Posted by: Montec at April 12, 2024 09:52 AM (tpjlM)

119 Don we now our gay apparel.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

'Fa la la, fa la la, la la laaaaa!'

Do you now see!!?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2024 09:52 AM (WXNFJ)

120 88 ♬ I gave me love a cherry... ♬
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 12, 2024 09:46 AM (aD39U)

*grabs guitar*

wham bbam smash

sorry

Posted by: Sen Blutowski at April 12, 2024 09:52 AM (ENQN6)

121 Willowed:

Did the OJ ass kisser producer who got Norm fired, Don Ohlmeyer, get in one last wet, sloppy tongue bath on the Juice's deceased ass yesterday?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2024 08:26 AM (eMh+A)

Zombie Don Ohlmeyer? Died in 2017.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 12, 2024 09:50 AM (/HDaX)

So...an assignation in Hell, then.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 12, 2024 09:52 AM (eDfFs)

122 I’ve had a fair number of such nights but never peed myself. Barfed on myself? Many times. Peed? Never.
Posted by: Montec at April 12, 2024 09:52 AM (tpjlM)

/punchline

he shit my pants too

Posted by: Sen Blutowski at April 12, 2024 09:53 AM (ENQN6)

123 27 of her works here; very good stuff.
https://tinyurl.com/2s4aw88h
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 12, 2024

***
I like the "Laughing Children With a Cat" -- though the car does not look happy at all.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2024 09:53 AM (J2vNu)

124 The 'guy' in the back peed himself!

To be fair, who among us hasn't during a lost night of frivolity?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2024 09:51 AM (WXNFJ)
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If I can't remember it, it never happened...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 12, 2024 09:53 AM (7fElN)

125 There is no evidence that Covid vaccines cause fatal cardiac arrest or other deadly heart problems in teens and young adults, a CDC report finds.

Why do I suspect if I actually read the study it would argue the clot shot doesn't cause heart attacks. The myocardias does. Which the clot shot causes.

Posted by: The Russian fur trapper on vacation in Brazil at April 12, 2024 09:53 AM (ibTVg)

126 The CDc? The same group that closed schools down because teacher unions pressured them to do so? Sure, they’re a trustworthy source of information.

Posted by: Montec at April 12, 2024 09:53 AM (tpjlM)

127 off sox

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 12, 2024 09:53 AM (ENQN6)

128 To be fair, who among us hasn't during a lost night of frivolity?
Posted by: Tonypete

I’ve had a fair number of such nights but never peed myself. Barfed on myself? Many times. Peed? Never.
Posted by: Montec

I'm pretty sure I've peed on myself while barfing.

Posted by: She Hobbit at April 12, 2024 09:53 AM (ftFVW)

129 Damn, that's tiny.

Posted by: Guy who noticed that it's tiny at April 12, 2024 09:53 AM (vFG9F)

130 Fabulously Feathered Foppish Feygeles Fiddle Furiously

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2024 09:53 AM (991eG)

131 A Game of Tric Trac
Judith Leyster
Date: c.1631
Genre: genre painting
Location: Worcester Art Museum (WAM), Worcester, MA, UK

Forerunner to backgammon:
https://tinyurl.com/yr7skxf7

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trictrac

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 12, 2024 09:54 AM (vtyCZ)

132 125 I think that's a strike one for somebody.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2024 09:54 AM (9yWhg)

133 So what's that doodad laying on the edge of the table at the bottom left?

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at April 12, 2024 09:54 AM (fvaUq)

134 I was the Merry Mailman!

Posted by: Zombie Ray Heatherton at April 12, 2024 09:55 AM (V5BDR)

135 There is no evidence that Covid vaccines cause fatal cardiac arrest or other deadly heart problems in teens and young adults, a CDC report finds.

The new analysis debunks widespread misinformation about the mRNA vaccines.
-
And if you can't trust NBC News, who can you trust?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 12, 2024

***
Aka, "There is no evidence that anything the CDC might be blamed for could have caused fatal cardiac arrests, the CDC reports."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2024 09:55 AM (J2vNu)

136
I'm pretty sure I've peed on myself while barfing.

Posted by: She Hobbit at April 12, 2024 09:53 AM (ftFVW)

Go on...

Posted by: naturalfake at April 12, 2024 09:55 AM (eDfFs)

137 This must be AI because some limbs are missing.

Posted by: fd at April 12, 2024 09:55 AM (vFG9F)

138 There is no evidence that Covid vaccines cause fatal cardiac arrest or other deadly heart problems in teens and young adults, a CDC report finds.

And we should know, because we're the ones who hid all of. it.

Posted by: The CDC at April 12, 2024 09:55 AM (aqyab)

139 This painting makes me reconsider my opposition to outbreaks of smallpox.

Posted by: PabloD at April 12, 2024 09:55 AM (TBrbN)

140 The new analysis debunks widespread misinformation about the mRNA vaccines.
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"Analysis". The word study is becoming so fucking meaningless due to the constant bs, they're already shifting the word use to something else when it's a preferred result.

And btw it doesn't "debunk misinformation". It contradicts someone else's conclusion.

Posted by: ... at April 12, 2024 09:55 AM (yGFFs)

141 27 of her works here; very good stuff.
https://tinyurl.com/2s4aw88h
Posted by: andycanuck

She has a wide range of subjects. I like this one best.

https://tinyurl.com/ss9mn3te

Reminds me of the one posted here, and I envision it taking place with these three dudes many years later. Those beards are impressive...I might need to start growing one myself!

Posted by: Part spelled backwards is.... at April 12, 2024 09:56 AM (JCZqz)

142 XiNN Sun June 13, 2021

There simply is no comparison between the two, they say.

Myocarditis sounds scary, but there are mild versions of it. In almost all cases among vaccinated young people (they were ages 16 to 24), the symptoms have gone away quickly. Covid-19, on the other hand, can be a long illness, or it can kill a young person – it has already killed thousands of them.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 12, 2024 09:56 AM (ENQN6)

143 that is some serious stream crossing
Posted by: rhennigantx
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I should see about writing something like that up for any new edition of the There Will Be War anthologies!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 12, 2024 09:56 AM (vtyCZ)

144 So what's that doodad laying on the edge of the table at the bottom left?
Posted by: Ray Van Dune

Charlie Brown's Doodad?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2024 09:56 AM (9yWhg)

145 Though I suspect these boys would be equally at risk of contracting monkeypox.

Posted by: PabloD at April 12, 2024 09:56 AM (TBrbN)

146 So all those teenagers dying across the country after being vaxxed died due to natural causes. Cuz heart attacks at 17 are totally normal. Right CDC?

Posted by: Montec at April 12, 2024 09:56 AM (tpjlM)

147 White people rhythm > colored people rhythm.

"Musical, vocal and choreographic" works will be limited to a tempo of 80 to 116 beats per minute (BPM) to "conform to the Chechen mentality and sense of rhythm," said Dadayev, according to the Russian state-run news agency TASS.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 12, 2024 09:56 AM (FVME7)

148 Go on...

Posted by: naturalfake at April 12, 2024 09:55 AM (eDfFs)

LMAO some of you people are on fucking fire this morning.

Posted by: ... at April 12, 2024 09:56 AM (yGFFs)

149 >>NBC News
@NBCNews
There is no evidence that Covid vaccines cause fatal cardiac arrest or other deadly heart problems in teens and young adults, a CDC report finds.

>>The new analysis debunks widespread misinformation about the mRNA vaccines.

There was no direct evidence it caused heart problems and no direct evidence it didn't. Nothing has been debunked.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2024 09:56 AM (LkLld)

150 Gifted. I really like her "Portrait of a Man". Spooky. Looks like an old photograph.
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You have to be pretty good to be misattributed as a Frans Hals.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 12, 2024 09:57 AM (vtyCZ)

151 Who let the Biden staff in?? Hunter knows his subject material.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 12, 2024 09:57 AM (Aoykm)

152 Are they wearing sneakers?

Posted by: Rosasharn at April 12, 2024 09:57 AM (PzBTm)

153 Would these young lads like some additional company?

Asking for a friend

Posted by: GEORGE OBAMA at April 12, 2024 09:57 AM (DGlaL)

154 Gifted. I really like her "Portrait of a Man". Spooky. Looks like an old photograph.
Posted by: t-bird

That one is quite haunting.

Posted by: Tuna at April 12, 2024 09:57 AM (oaGWv)

155 133 So what's that doodad laying on the edge of the table at the bottom left?
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at April 12, 2024 09:54 AM (fvaUq)

Hamster Extractor

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 12, 2024 09:58 AM (ENQN6)

156 So what's that doodad laying on the edge of the table at the bottom left?
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at April 12, 2024 09:54 AM (fvaUq)
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A chest-burster. Things are about to turn ugly.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 12, 2024 09:58 AM (Be/+i)

157 I’ve had a fair number of such nights but never peed myself. Barfed on myself? Many times. Peed? Never.
Posted by: Montec

I'm pretty sure I've peed on myself while barfing.
Posted by: She Hobbit

Hmmmm. Usually that's an upcharge.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2024 09:58 AM (WXNFJ)

158 "How does one walk down the street wearing a red outfit like that?"

It's more of a sashay than a walk.

Posted by: fd at April 12, 2024 09:58 AM (vFG9F)

159 She has a wide range of subjects. I like this one best.

https://tinyurl.com/ss9mn3te

Reminds me of the one posted here, and I envision it taking place with these three dudes many years later. Those beards are impressive...I might need to start growing one myself!
Posted by: Part spelled backwards is....

When Ackbar and backwards part show up I just can't help but go to the link. Curiosity, cat, some assembly required.

At least they're usually good for a laugh.

Posted by: She Hobbit at April 12, 2024 09:58 AM (ftFVW)

160 To be fair, who among us hasn't during a lost night of frivolity?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2024 09:51 AM (WXNFJ)

Many years ago as a ute, I drank 2 bottles of vodkas one afternoon with my BIL. I stood up from the table, hit my head and cut it open against a door jamb, stumbled into the bathroom and puked, pissed and shat myself for an hour or two. My sister blamed her husband and made him clean up the mess. He threw out my favorite pair of blue corduroy shorts which were ruined with my waste products.

I sure miss those shorts...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 12, 2024 09:59 AM (K1/cs)

161 Interesting map.

https://shorturl.at/BLNP1

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 12, 2024 09:59 AM (FVME7)

162 That painting looks like somebody is about to get kicked in the nads.

Posted by: reason at April 12, 2024 09:59 AM (wa6DW)

163 At least they're usually good for a laugh.
Posted by: She Hobbit

Or barfing and peeing on oneself.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 12, 2024 10:00 AM (B2cfh)

164 Nothing has been debunked.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2024 09:56 AM

I'll bet Hillary, Joy Behar, Whoopi, or Trigglypuff as Mannix Girls would cause debunking amongst 'rons.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 12, 2024 10:00 AM (a3Q+t)

165 Why do I suspect if I actually read the study it would argue the clot shot doesn't cause heart attacks. The myocardias does. Which the clot shot causes.
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At initial reading of the Oregon study cited by the CDC, it suffers from three key shortcomings, common in retrospective studies of myocarditis.

1. Small cohort (1,292) patients. Due to varying clinical definitions and variability in the rigor with which clinicians diagnose myocarditis, the true background prevalence in the general population is not truly known. Estimates vary widely.
2. Retrospective patient selection based on death certificates, which are generally based on clinical diagnoses. Even if cause of death is determined at autopsy, myocarditis can be missed due to patchy distribution of the inflammation within the myocardium.
3. Lack of a consistent definition of the condition. Many cases of myocarditis are subclinical, meaning no obvious outward symptoms. Evidence of myocarditis can be found (or missed) by ECG, echo, MRI and biopsy, but the Oregon study doesn't mention which if any of these were done. You can't draw conclusions without a consistent case definition.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2024 08:39 AM

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 12, 2024 10:00 AM (vtyCZ)

166 I am sure someone has mentioned this, but marrying your first cousin is still legal in: NY, PA, NJ, Mass, Conn, RI, Md, etc.

Posted by: goatexchange at April 12, 2024 10:00 AM (hyS0X)

167 Happy hour at the Buttigiegs. Would not hang

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 12, 2024 10:00 AM (ixVYR)

168 as a ute, I drank 2 bottles of vodkas one afternoon with my BIL

/-

Ho Lee Fuk that's a lot of booze.

Posted by: Montec at April 12, 2024 10:00 AM (tpjlM)

169 He threw out my favorite pair of blue corduroy shorts which were ruined with my waste products.

I sure miss those shorts...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 12, 2024 09:59 AM (K1/cs)

Thats what you get for wearing corduroy after September.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 12, 2024 10:01 AM (ENQN6)

170 I think the OJ trial was one of the first televised trials. Maybe? I know it got big time ratings.

I also think it gave everyone involved with it a big head. You see that phenomenon with lawyers, judges and jury members today.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 12, 2024 10:01 AM (Q4IgG)

171 The sewing & tric-trak painter is back!

NYT, July 2009, ART REVIEW | 'JUDITH LEYSTER, 1609-1660' A Career Woman’s Short but Sweet Career in the 17th Century.

WASHINGTON, Think of “Judith Leyster, 1609-1660” at the National Gallery of Art as a 400-year-old answer to the art historian Linda Nochlin’s famous question “Why have there been no great women artists?”

The Dutch were devilish, at least way back, and they liked the music.

"Leyster highlighted the libidinous, mood-enhancing properties of music, often paired with drink, in her tavern scenes. In “Merry Company” young men (including the fiddler in Leyster’s self-portrait) get good and tipsy. In a companion piece, “The Last Drop,” the hour is later, the light dimmer and the behavior sloppier. The men drain the bottle as a skeleton, holding an hourglass, watches."

She was excellent though limited, maybe by choice, maybe by the times.

Fun painting but wouldn't hang it. Thanks, CBD.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you too at April 12, 2024 10:01 AM (NFX2v)

172 I stood up from the table, hit my head and cut it open against a door jamb, stumbled into the bathroom and puked, pissed and shat myself for an hour or two. My sister blamed her husband and made him clean up the mess. He threw out my favorite pair of blue corduroy shorts which were ruined with my waste products.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

Wow, that was quite the MoMe.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2024 10:01 AM (9yWhg)

173 Zombie Don Ohlmeyer? Died in 2017.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 12, 2024 09:50 AM

He's gettin some juice right now, well after Stan gets done with him.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2024 10:01 AM (Ag7IE)

174 He threw out my favorite pair of blue corduroy shorts which were ruined with my waste products.

I sure miss those shorts...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

Damn! I'da taken a photo of it and sold it to some AWFL for a bazillion $$$.
-- Robert Mapplethorpe

Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2024 10:01 AM (WXNFJ)

175 At least they're usually good for a laugh.
Posted by: She Hobbit

Or barfing and peeing on oneself.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

Well, I've had kids so laughing sometimes leads to one of those...

Posted by: She Hobbit at April 12, 2024 10:01 AM (ftFVW)

176
Well, I've had kids so laughing sometimes leads to one of those...
Posted by: She Hobbit

LOL.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 12, 2024 10:03 AM (B2cfh)

177 Moments before the liquor made it into the largest slap fight in history!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2024 10:03 AM (Ag7IE)

178 Magic time of the year right now. Heat in the morning A/C in the afternoon. Climate change on steroids I tell ya.

Posted by: Montec at April 12, 2024 10:03 AM (tpjlM)

179 Were Nicole and Ron Goldman having an affair, or were they just friends?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2024 10:04 AM (9yWhg)

180 “As long as there are people with overwhelming student loan debt competing with basic needs such as food and healthcare, we will remain relentless in our pursuit to bring relief to millions across the country,” U.S. Secretary of Education Miguel Cardona said in a statement.

What a fucking idiot I am. I have paid cash money for almost 7 degrees.

Biden administration to forgive $7.4 billion in student debt for another 277,000.

OPM

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 12, 2024 10:04 AM (ENQN6)

181 Moments before the liquor made it into the largest slap fight in history!
Posted by: Minnfidel

Skag!

Posted by: Merry Man in Red at April 12, 2024 10:04 AM (ftFVW)

182
The Guy in the Orange Suit

A certain gay fellow named Blum
Was the happiest guy in the room
In his cap he stuck a feather
And they all sang out together,
"Hey look, It's the fruit of the plume!"

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2024 10:04 AM (991eG)

183 Were Nicole and Ron Goldman having an affair, or were they just friends?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2024 10:04 AM (9yWhg)

Have you ever known a guy to go to a hot blonde’s house for any reason other than to fuck her. Or at least try and fuck her?

Posted by: Montec at April 12, 2024 10:05 AM (tpjlM)

184
I'm pretty sure I've peed on myself while barfing.
Posted by: She Hobbit at April 12, 2024 09:53 AM (ftFVW)

That's hot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2024 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)

185 OJ's trial also had a very nasty side effect. It burdened America with the Kardahshian whores.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 12, 2024 10:05 AM (Aoykm)

186 I am sure someone has mentioned this, but marrying your first cousin is still legal in: NY, PA, NJ, Mass, Conn, RI, Md, etc.
Posted by: goatexchange

Honestly, the Mrs. and I did know until we started comparing family trees after we were married.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2024 10:05 AM (WXNFJ)

187 Were Nicole and Ron Goldman having an affair, or were they just friends?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2024 10:04 AM (9yWhg)

He was homo, so.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2024 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)

188 Interesting painting, but was he playin' that fiddle hot?

LETS DANCE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7p817ErVsQ

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at April 12, 2024 10:05 AM (X4yCj)

189 Quit wearing corduroy shorts when I figured out I couldn't sneak up on anybody whilst wearing them.

Posted by: Alpha Predator at April 12, 2024 10:06 AM (V5BDR)

190 OJ's trial also had a very nasty side effect. It burdened America with the Kardahshian whores.
Posted by: Jak Sucio

And didn't Jenner testify on OJ's behalf?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2024 10:06 AM (9yWhg)

191 I'm pretty sure I've peed on myself while barfing.

Posted by: She Hobbit at April 12, 2024 09:53 AM

Multitasking at its...um...finest?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 12, 2024 10:06 AM (Wnv9h)

192 And it wouldn’t have been an “affair” neither one was married at the time.

Posted by: Montec at April 12, 2024 10:06 AM (tpjlM)

193 OJ's trial also had a very nasty side effect. It burdened America with the Kardahshian whores.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 12, 2024 10:05 AM

Well, that and the threat of mostly peaceful riots if the bros' don't get their way.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2024 10:06 AM (Ag7IE)

194 Ugh! "Didn't.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2024 10:07 AM (WXNFJ)

195 He was homo, so.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

*Johnny Carson voice*
I did not know that.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2024 10:07 AM (9yWhg)

196 Biden administration to forgive $7.4 billion in student debt for another 277,000.

OPM
Posted by: rhennigantx

The 1099s that those deadbeats get will be staggering.
And I'm going to be laughing *AT* them whining about those 1099s.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 12, 2024 10:07 AM (B2cfh)

197 I am sure someone has mentioned this, but marrying your first cousin is still legal in: NY, PA, NJ, Mass, Conn, RI, Md, etc.
Posted by: goatexchange at April 12, 2024 10:00 AM

Do you think we're going to allow those Forbeses to marry into our money?!

Posted by: The Cabots and Lodges at April 12, 2024 10:07 AM (Wnv9h)

198 My mind immediately went to the end of the Flinstones theme... "They'll have a gay old t-i-i-i-m-e."

Posted by: red speck at April 12, 2024 10:08 AM (0Id0S)

199 And if you can't trust NBC News, who can you trust?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 12, 2024
***

From the MR thread...

NBC News says the Border Patrol was told to release into the US a man on the "terror watchlist". He had been arrested illegally crossing the border.

The Junta says it is doing this because Congress refused to pass the Biden-demanded border bill last month.

Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at April 12, 2024 10:08 AM (uiqkH)

200 He was homo? lol. What evidence is there for that. Or is this 2024 revisionism where every prominent historical Figure is now gay.

Posted by: Montec at April 12, 2024 10:08 AM (tpjlM)

201 I worked for a guy who was married to his first cousin in the Bronx. Part of their deal was that they would not have children. They did adopt a son.

Posted by: Kissin' Cousins at April 12, 2024 10:08 AM (V5BDR)

202 I saw the Corduroy Shorts open for Die Toten Hosen in Dusseldorf in 1990.

Posted by: good show at April 12, 2024 10:09 AM (OguvZ)

203 NBC News says the Border Patrol was told to release into the US a man on the "terror watchlist". He had been arrested illegally crossing the border.

The Junta says it is doing this because Congress refused to pass the Biden-demanded border bill last month.
Posted by: The Frumious Follywood

I guess we have to be taught a lesson.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 12, 2024 10:09 AM (R4t5M)

204 Why that's not gay at all!

Posted by: Harvey Fierstein in Rainbow Mariachi outfit at April 12, 2024 10:09 AM (Ad4Ck)

205 He was homo? lol. What evidence is there for that. Or is this 2024 revisionism where every prominent historical Figure is now gay.
Posted by: Montec

But is Ron Goldman a prominent historical figure?

Posted by: She Hobbit at April 12, 2024 10:10 AM (ftFVW)

206 The 1099s that those deadbeats get will be staggering.
And I'm going to be laughing *AT* them whining about those 1099s.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 12, 2024 10:07 AM (B2cfh)

There are no 1099s. Every time the junta unconstitutionally pulls this shit they also tell the IRS not to collect taxes on it.

And where the fuck is scotus in this? Biden is blatantly ignoring a ruling of theirs.

Posted by: Montec at April 12, 2024 10:10 AM (tpjlM)

207 I think I saw that Hillary is producing a musical/play on Broadway?

Posted by: BignJames at April 12, 2024 10:10 AM (AwYPR)

208 But is Ron Goldman a prominent historical figure?
Posted by: She Hobbit at April 12, 2024 10:10 AM (ftFVW)

We’re taking about him 30 years after his death, so I’d say somewhat prominent, yes.

Posted by: Montec at April 12, 2024 10:10 AM (tpjlM)

209 Were Nicole and Ron Goldman having an affair, or were they just friends?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2024 10:04 AM (9yWhg)

If I remember right they were friends and I think he probably got his coke from her while running errands for his boss who was banging her.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 12, 2024 10:11 AM (K1/cs)

210 I worked for a guy who was married to his first cousin in the Bronx. Part of their deal was that they would not have children. They did adopt a son.
Posted by: Kissin' Cousins

There was an interesting article in The Economist a long time ago (before it went to shit) that said that, based on a study done in Iceland, the ideal marriage person to marry, from a genetic perspective, is your second cousin.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2024 10:11 AM (9yWhg)

211 I'm not going to make any OJ jokes today. I may take a stab at it tomorrow.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2024 10:11 AM (i8ZU2)

212 I think I saw that Hillary is producing a musical/play on Broadway?
Posted by: BignJames

The Elephant Man has been done.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2024 10:11 AM (WXNFJ)

213 He was homo? lol. What evidence is there for that. Or is this 2024 revisionism where every prominent historical Figure is now gay.

Posted by: Montec at April 12, 2024 10:08 AM (tpjlM)

Its on the internet, so........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2024 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)

214 I think I saw that Hillary is producing a musical/play on Broadway?
Posted by: BignJames at April 12, 2024 10:10 AM (AwYPR)
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"Grifter On The Roof"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 12, 2024 10:11 AM (Be/+i)

215 What a fucking idiot I am. I have paid cash money for almost 7 degrees.

Biden administration to forgive $7.4 billion in student debt for another 277,000.

OPM
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 12, 2024 10:04 AM (ENQN6)
============
right there with you rhennigantx, and unfortunately, none of them were "modern" degrees, like gender studies or whatever.

Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at April 12, 2024 10:12 AM (uiqkH)

216 I'm not going to make any OJ jokes today. I may take a stab at it tomorrow.
Posted by: rickb223

Funny anyway you slice it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 12, 2024 10:12 AM (R4t5M)

217 I am sure someone has mentioned this, but marrying your first cousin is still legal in: NY, PA, NJ, Mass, Conn, RI, Md, etc.
Posted by: goatexchange

All the people born in the mid 40s in San Diego need to have DNA checks before they are allowed to marry.
https://is.gd/6TtYHD

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 12, 2024 10:12 AM (B2cfh)

218
We’re taking about him 30 years after his death, so I’d say somewhat prominent, yes.
Posted by: Montec at April 12, 2024 10:10 AM (tpjlM)

We're talking about OJ, who's more of a prominent historical figure than the people he murdered, who are only mentioned mostly because OJ murdered them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2024 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)

219 He was homo, so.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

I saw a YT yesterday that said that Burt Lancaster was a frequent quest at homo orgies with Rock Hudson. Apparently, everybody is gay. And lame.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 12, 2024 10:13 AM (FVME7)

220 There was an interesting article in The Economist a long time ago (before it went to shit) that said that, based on a study done in Iceland, the ideal marriage person to marry, from a genetic perspective, is your second cousin.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2024 10:11 AM (9yWhg)
================
That might be a little post facto justification...

Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at April 12, 2024 10:13 AM (uiqkH)

221 These OJ jokes don’t fit today,

Posted by: Montec at April 12, 2024 10:13 AM (tpjlM)

222 based on a study done in Iceland, the ideal marriage person to marry, from a genetic perspective, is your second cousin.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

"Hey Hon, how should I address this card? To Grandma or to Aunt Helen?"

Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2024 10:13 AM (WXNFJ)

223 I'm not going to make any OJ jokes today. I may take a stab at it tomorrow.
Posted by: rickb223

Funny anyway you slice it.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Touche'

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2024 10:13 AM (i8ZU2)

224 What a fucking idiot I am. I have paid cash money for almost 7 degrees.

Biden administration to forgive $7.4 billion in student debt for another 277,000.

OPM
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 12, 2024 10:04 AM

6 degrees of separation?

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2024 10:13 AM (Ag7IE)

225 There are no 1099s. Every time the junta unconstitutionally pulls this shit they also tell the IRS not to collect taxes on it.
Posted by: Montec

Be pretty funny if the Junta isn't in charge when people are doing their taxes next year wouldn't it?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 12, 2024 10:14 AM (B2cfh)

226 Everyone is and has been gay. And a black woman invented everything. This is science!

Posted by: Montec at April 12, 2024 10:14 AM (tpjlM)

227 The Hill: 7 more states sue over Biden student loan plan.

If this is Federal, not State money, how do they even have standing to sue?

To them, it doesn't seem to matter. They have gotten so litigious that serious sanctions need to be imposed on some of the loon AGs. The GOP doesn't know how to govern but they are experts at gumming up the works and wasting taxpayer money to do so.

It aggravates me nobody has asked schools to stop ridiculous tuition prices. It’s time for tuition control like they do with rents. The free ride the universities get should be over. 65 thousand a year is insane. Using some of that endowment money should be required too.

Law is no longer a thing the Supremes really care about. SCOTUS is more interested in: religious dogma being forced onto an unwilling population; supporting the filthy-rich oligarchs and their little monster the Stinking Nazi; abusing minorities and the poor; getting bribes from the filthy-rich and then ruling in favor of those filthy-rich then they are interested .

Capitalism buying up our judiciary and justice system. It was bond to happen. Karl Marx predicted it.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 12, 2024 10:14 AM (JCZqz)

228 She is doing a play

https://tinyurl.com/26rj2su7

Posted by: BignJames at April 12, 2024 10:14 AM (AwYPR)

229 What a fucking idiot I am. I have paid cash money for almost 7 degrees.

So, you're one of those professional students......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2024 10:15 AM (Zz0t1)

230 Fabulously Feathered Foppish Feygeles Fiddle Furiously...

*******

...for Frivolous Fairy Festivities

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2024 10:15 AM (991eG)

231 Biden, Yea, I know it's been shot down in court, byt. Meh. Fuck them. I need votes biches!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2024 10:15 AM (Ag7IE)

232 I saw a YT yesterday that said that Burt Lancaster was a frequent quest at homo orgies with Rock Hudson. Apparently, everybody is gay. And lame.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Just like with congress, big hollywood has to have damning evidence to hold over you.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2024 10:15 AM (i8ZU2)

233 If this is Federal, not State money, how do they even have standing to sue?

Holy fuck. Wow.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 12, 2024 10:15 AM (R4t5M)

234 Karl Marx predicted it.

Well, alright, then...You've sold me.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2024 10:16 AM (9yWhg)

235 These OJ jokes don’t fit today,

********

We must quit!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2024 10:17 AM (991eG)

236 The Hill: 7 more states sue over Biden student loan plan.

If this is Federal, not State money, how do they even have standing to sue?

Could ask the same thing in regards to all 50 states have a Department of Education.

Why are they ruled by the fed DoE?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2024 10:18 AM (i8ZU2)

237 If this is Federal, not State money, how do they even have standing to sue?

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions

Where do I find me some of that state money? I bet it is worth more.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 12, 2024 10:18 AM (lTGtQ)

238 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. I guess merry company is better than hairy company.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2024 10:18 AM (W/lyH)

239 > There are no 1099s. Every time the junta unconstitutionally pulls this shit they also tell the IRS not to collect taxes on it.
____________

I doubt this.

The IRS will want its cut, it always does. There's no way they'll forgo collecting millions of dollars in taxable income from these people.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 12, 2024 10:18 AM (Q4IgG)

240 Update your style books!

Axios
@axios
"Latine," a gender-neutral way to describe or refer to people with Latino origins, is surging in popularity over terms like "Latinx" on university campuses, in museums, and among researchers and media.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 12, 2024 10:19 AM (FVME7)

241 These OJ jokes don’t fit today,

********

We must quit!
Posted by: Muldoon

Or at least kaelin sick.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2024 10:19 AM (9yWhg)

242 Dang. I guess merry company is better than hairy company.
-------
Arrrh! Ooo arrrh ooo arrh arrh!

Posted by: A Wookiee at April 12, 2024 10:20 AM (Be/+i)

243
I doubt this.

The IRS will want its cut, it always does. There's no way they'll forgo collecting millions of dollars in taxable income from these people.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 12, 2024 10:18 AM (Q4IgG)

The federal government collects billions in fuel taxes. Yet they continue to institute impossible CAFE standards that require using of fuels less and less, cutting their nose off to spite their face.

Government is not smart.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2024 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)

244 Off topic but feel-good story of the day for me.

I drove up north yesterday morning to get a little cosmetic fix to one of my car's wheels. It was a 44 mile drive half interstate half city boulevards.

Made a bathroom stop after exiting I-75 in Fort Myers, a Circle K convenience store, the place all busy with work crews gassing up and buying energy drinks and donuts.

Locked myself in the mens, dropped my shorts for a sit down, checked my phone to see my route and time going forward, washed up and left. Left with my wallet on the floor which I discovered 90 minutes later.

Certain it was lost in the wind, I spent hours after getting home canceling cards, getting a replacement DL, calling for ID cards for insurance, etc.

My cell rang at 6:30 pm, Miami number, unknown to me, I answer and its a guy babbling Spanish. I'm upset, demand he speak English, say he has wrong number, hang up.

I get a text, it's in Spanish, I recognize the word for wallet, and then he and I have a wonderful text exchange using translation. He showed me pics of the entire contents, the cash, the uncashed check I was carrying, everything. I told him he's an angel. Keep the cash, I said, and mail me.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at April 12, 2024 10:20 AM (KiBMU)

245 Karl Marx predicted it.

Now that is funny.

The syphilitic parasite even got the circumstances in which his Communist revolutions would take place entirely backwards from reality, but sure, put your bets on Karl Marx predictions.

Posted by: spindrift at April 12, 2024 10:21 AM (OguvZ)

246 The Fettermonster stirring up trouble.

Senator John Fetterman
@SenFettermanPA
6 months ago, I put up posters of every hostage in my office. Hamas has refused to produce proof of life.
Hamas owns this entire grotesque calamity.
I stand with Israel and the posters will remain on my walls until every single person is brought home.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 12, 2024 10:22 AM (FVME7)

247 Axios
@axios
"Latine," a gender-neutral way to describe or refer to people with Latino origins
-------
Hmmmm, sounds like the place where you relieve yourselves of bodily waste....

Posted by: lin-duh at April 12, 2024 10:22 AM (EneHm)

248 OJ Trial- put everyone involved with it in a big burlap sack. Then, take 10 people with baseball bats and beat the shit out of it all afternoon. Whatever happened to them, they deserved it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 12, 2024 10:22 AM (R4t5M)

249 @axios
"Latine," a gender-neutral way to describe or refer to people with Latino origins

Used only by mentally deranged fags.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2024 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)

250 @axios
"Latine," a gender-neutral way to describe or refer to people with Latino origins, is surging in popularity over terms like "Latinx" on university campuses, in museums, and among researchers and media.

But not among, you know, actual Latinos. And notice that they can't even define the new term without using the one that they're trying to undefine.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 12, 2024 10:23 AM (/y8xj)

251 This should have been painted on black velvet.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 12, 2024 10:23 AM (RIvkX)

252 Politics based on jealousy and revenge always run this same course. It always leads to murder.

Posted by: Eromero at April 12, 2024 10:23 AM (o2ZRX)

253 The lump is not backing down.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 12, 2024 10:23 AM (R4t5M)

254 I get a text, it's in Spanish, I recognize the word for wallet, and then he and I have a wonderful text exchange using translation. He showed me pics of the entire contents, the cash, the uncashed check I was carrying, everything. I told him he's an angel. Keep the cash, I said, and mail me.
Posted by: Mr Gaga

Senor, me-o found-o ur wallet-o.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2024 10:24 AM (i8ZU2)

255 I am sure someone has mentioned this, but marrying your first cousin is still legal in: NY, PA, NJ, Mass, Conn, RI, Md, etc.
Posted by: goatexchange

First cousin marriage was very big among the crowned heads of Europe. Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip were first cousins.

Posted by: Tuna at April 12, 2024 10:24 AM (oaGWv)

256 Q: What goes vrrrp, vrrrp, vrrrp, vrrrp, whizzzz!

A: Someone in corduroy shorts peeing their pants.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2024 10:24 AM (991eG)

257 227 It aggravates me nobody has asked schools to stop ridiculous tuition prices. It’s time for tuition control like they do with rents. The free ride the universities get should be over. 65 thousand a year is insane. Using some of that endowment money should be required too.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 12, 2024 10:14 AM (JCZqz)

=======

*raises finger in objection because DU*
*reads*
*lowers finger*
*nods in agreement*

Now, let's talk about having universities on the hook for student loan debt as cosigners.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 12, 2024 10:24 AM (GBKbO)

258 Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip were first cousins.

Nope.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2024 10:25 AM (9yWhg)

259 Q: What goes vrrrp, vrrrp, vrrrp, vrrrp, whizzzz!

Joe Biden shitting himself.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2024 10:25 AM (i8ZU2)

260 Latine

Yet, all I see is Latrine

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 12, 2024 10:26 AM (Q4IgG)

261
Joe Biden shitting himself.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2024 10:25 AM (i8ZU2)

His butt's been wiped.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2024 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)

262 @243

>>cutting their nose off to spite their face.

Oh they have a plan to fix that glitch, they will just create some new tax and add it to your electric bill or auto insurance or some other bullsh*t.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 12, 2024 10:26 AM (JIdXK)

263 CNN reporter on OJ Simpson: People "were just happy to see that someone who was rich and famous and black could get away with, uh, what other people did"

-
I know I slice and dice two, three people a week.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 12, 2024 10:26 AM (FVME7)

264 Latine

Yet, all I see is Latrine
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Pray you don't have to pull Latine duty this weekend.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2024 10:26 AM (i8ZU2)

265 "Latine," a gender-neutral way to describe or refer to people with Latino origins, is surging in popularity over terms like "Latinx" on university campuses, in museums, and among researchers and media.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

It's always a plus have your identification of the enemy confirmed by the enemy.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2024 10:26 AM (WXNFJ)

266 Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip were first cousins.

Nope.

I mean, they were related, like all European royalty, but it was more distant than that.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2024 10:26 AM (9yWhg)

267 Senator John Fetterman
@SenFettermanPA
6 months ago, I put up posters of every hostage in my office. Hamas has refused to produce proof of life.
Hamas owns this entire grotesque calamity.
I stand with Israel and the posters will remain on my walls until every single person is brought home.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 12, 2024 10:22 AM (FVME7)
=====================
He should invite Rashida Blob over and show her the posters.

Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at April 12, 2024 10:27 AM (9IfFR)

268 Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip were first cousins.
Posted by: Tuna at April 12, 2024 10:24 AM (oaGWv)
------
No, they were not. They were related, but much more distantly.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 12, 2024 10:27 AM (Be/+i)

269 Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip were first cousins.

Nope.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2024 10:25 AM (9yWhg)

Phil was a Greek Prince?

Posted by: BignJames at April 12, 2024 10:27 AM (AwYPR)

270 Latrine Jean-Pierre

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2024 10:27 AM (9yWhg)

271 OJ Simpson was in all the Naked Gun movies.

But come to think of it, Frank Dreben probably would be oblivious to working right next to a killer.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 12, 2024 10:27 AM (cf/0E)

272 @axios
"Latine," a gender-neutral way to describe or refer to people with Latino origins, is surging in popularity over terms like "Latinx" on university campuses, in museums, and among researchers and media.

Spell-check suggests 'latrine'.

Posted by: t-bird at April 12, 2024 10:28 AM (TqUi+)

273 Looks like 3 people who need to get the shit beaten out of them by a Real Man, a Military Man.

Posted by: XTC at April 12, 2024 10:28 AM (UnA8+)

274 Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip were first cousins.

Nope.

I mean, they were related, like all European royalty, but it was more distant than that.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Third cousins. Being great great grandchildren of Queen Victoria.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2024 10:28 AM (i8ZU2)

275 Phil was a Greek Prince?
Posted by: BignJames

Yep. It was kinda cool, at the coronation, Charles had a chorus of Greek Orthodox monks chanting acapella, in honor of his father.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2024 10:29 AM (9yWhg)

276 Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip were first cousins.
Posted by: Tuna at April 12, 2024 10:24 AM (oaGWv)

You're thinking of Queen Victoria, IIRC.

Posted by: spindrift at April 12, 2024 10:29 AM (OguvZ)

277 @axios
"Latine," a gender-neutral way to describe or refer to people with Latino origins

Used only by mentally deranged fags.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

The new gender-neutral term is "fagines".

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 12, 2024 10:29 AM (FVME7)

278 240 "Latine," a gender-neutral way to describe or refer to people with Latino origins, is surging in popularity over terms like "Latinx" on university campuses, in museums, and among researchers and media.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 12, 2024 10:19 AM (FVME7)

So, we're supposed to piss on them?

Posted by: XTC at April 12, 2024 10:29 AM (UnA8+)

279 That jury struck a blow for the plight of handsome athletic millionaires everywhere.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 12, 2024 10:30 AM (cf/0E)

280 Keep the cash, I said, and mail me.
Posted by: Mr Gaga

Very nice.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 12, 2024 10:30 AM (B2cfh)

281 So, we're supposed to piss on them?
Posted by: XTC

'cuse me while I whip this out!

-- Sherriff Bart

Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2024 10:30 AM (WXNFJ)

282 Drachinifel just dropped a video on Prince Philip's early life and naval service.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 12, 2024 10:31 AM (Be/+i)

283 The sun's out !

Posted by: JT at April 12, 2024 10:31 AM (T4tVD)

284 So the finder/returner of lost wallet is a Latine?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2024 10:31 AM (WXNFJ)

285 Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip were first cousins.

Nope.

Still a worthy Aristocrat, though:

he joined the Royal Navy in 1939, when he was 18 years old. In July 1939, Philip began corresponding with the 13-year-old Princess Elizabeth

Posted by: t-bird at April 12, 2024 10:31 AM (TqUi+)

286 >>>Judith Leyster

Leyster!? I didn't even know her!

Posted by: m at April 12, 2024 10:32 AM (o3SCB)

287 It's not merely vote buying, it's a handout to their constituents. It's like if Republicans were to suddenly grant free billions to churchgoers.

Posted by: ... at April 12, 2024 10:33 AM (yGFFs)

288 I see Latine and know someone misspelled Lateen, so their calling all the Latins boats.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 12, 2024 10:33 AM (B2cfh)

289 Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip were first cousins.
Posted by: Tuna at April 12, 2024 10:24 AM (oaGWv)
=================
fwiw, the internets claim they were third cousins (same great-great-grandmother).

That someone can trace their family back that far amazes me. My GG grandmother lived on some farm somewhere in Sweden and probably didn't live very long.

Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at April 12, 2024 10:33 AM (gOxHC)

290 So the finder/returner of lost wallet is a Latine?
Posted by: Tonypete

Coming out of Miami, I'd bet Cubano.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2024 10:33 AM (i8ZU2)

291 Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Illinois police ask teens to stop playing “Senior Assassins” after concealed carrier nearly puts two down

https://shorturl.at/hmuO8

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 12, 2024 10:34 AM (FVME7)

292 Some good nics for the donks today.

Rashita Blob and Latrine Jean_Pierre.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2024 10:34 AM (Ag7IE)

293 Still a worthy Aristocrat, though:

he joined the Royal Navy in 1939, when he was 18 years old. In July 1939, Philip began corresponding with the 13-year-old Princess Elizabeth

Posted by: t-bird

Yep. Kiddie diddler.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2024 10:34 AM (i8ZU2)

294 CNN reporter on OJ Simpson: People "were just happy to see that someone who was rich and famous and black could get away with, uh, what other people did"

-
I know I slice and dice two, three people a week.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

He got away with it in high school as well, USC covered it up. He didn't kill that time, just stabbed someone.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 12, 2024 10:35 AM (lTGtQ)

295 he joined the Royal Navy in 1939, when he was 18 years old. In July 1939, Philip began corresponding with the 13-year-old Princess Elizabeth

Posted by: t-bird

Yep. Kiddie diddler.
Posted by: rickb223

See? I come by it honestly!
-- Andrew

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2024 10:35 AM (9yWhg)

296 Drachnifel just posted a video on the early life and naval career of HRH Prince Philip.

At an early age whilst in England Philip befriended the sons of the Chinese ambassador. "So yes Prince Philip knew kung-fu."

Philip was on a search light platform aboard HMS Valiant during the Battle of Matapan.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2024 10:35 AM (v6FCS)

297 he joined the Royal Navy in 1939, when he was 18 years old. In July 1939, Philip began corresponding with the 13-year-old Princess Elizabeth

Posted by: t-bird

Yep. Kiddie diddler.
Posted by: rickb223

See? I come by it honestly!
-- Andrew
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2024 10:35 AM

I know, right.

Posted by: J Biden at April 12, 2024 10:36 AM (Ag7IE)

298 267 Senator John Fetterman
@SenFettermanPA
6 months ago, I put up posters of every hostage in my office. Hamas has refused to produce proof of life.
Hamas owns this entire grotesque calamity.
I stand with Israel and the posters will remain on my walls until every single person is brought home.

WTI is up $2.25/bbl The markets are expecting an attack by Iran on Israel any moment.
This conflict could greatly expand this weekend.

Posted by: GEORGE OBAMA at April 12, 2024 10:37 AM (DGlaL)

299 Coming out of Miami, I'd bet Cubano.
Posted by: rickb223

I love their sammiches!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2024 10:37 AM (WXNFJ)

300 My cell rang at 6:30 pm, Miami number, unknown to me, I answer and its a guy babbling Spanish. I'm upset, demand he speak English, say he has wrong number, hang up.

Nice story. It's good to know that there are still kind people out there. But it just now occurred to me... How did he get your phone number from the contents of your wallet?

Posted by: Oddbob at April 12, 2024 10:37 AM (/y8xj)

301 The dudes in the painting all have the same face and it is kinda freaky

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 12, 2024 10:37 AM (xcxpd)

302 Danica Patrick couldn't drive worth shit, but she is cute.

She is trying to sell me auto repair insurance.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 12, 2024 10:37 AM (ufFY8)

303 I love their sammiches!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2024 10:37 AM (WXNFJ)
-------
Now I'm all hungry.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 12, 2024 10:38 AM (Be/+i)

304 My wallet-finding Samaritan was enroute from Tampa home to Miami. He speaks no English.

I got quickly familiar with texting using the onboard translator the iPhone has. Very cool.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at April 12, 2024 10:38 AM (KiBMU)

305 If thats what music parties looked like back in the day I would have been a farmer.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 12, 2024 10:39 AM (VwHCD)

306 Sausage Fest, the earliest form of October fest, was much gayer and merrier than later forms, but still a family favorite.

Posted by: Ribbed at April 12, 2024 10:39 AM (CLmzh)

307 fwiw, the internets claim they were third cousins (same great-great-grandmother).

And not just any gggrandmother, Queen Victoria.

https://shorturl.at/zLT67
(family tree illustration)

Posted by: t-bird at April 12, 2024 10:39 AM (TqUi+)

308 I've gotten Spam calls from DC area codes with someone speaking Chinese.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 12, 2024 10:39 AM (R4t5M)

309 How was I to know that Judith Leyster was a salt-sucking alien?!

Posted by: dr leonard mccoy at April 12, 2024 10:40 AM (vtyCZ)

310 "Spam calls from DC area codes with someone speaking Chinese."

They're just looking for undocumented Chinese nationals to round up and intimidate.

Posted by: Ribbed at April 12, 2024 10:40 AM (CLmzh)

311 309 How was I to know that Judith Leyster was a salt-sucking alien?!
Posted by: dr leonard mccoy at April 12, 2024 10:40 AM (vtyCZ)

That thing scared the hell out of me when I was a small kid.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 12, 2024 10:41 AM (T+Iwg)

312 If thats what music parties looked like back in the day I would have been a farmer.

I dunno. I'm thinking the guy in the front could be Billy Strings' ggg-grandfather. That ain't bad.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 12, 2024 10:41 AM (/y8xj)

313 Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop

Thought of you on the MR thread today. Someone posted a picture of Hillary in some outlandish outfit, and couldn't decide if it was a burlap sack or a giant oven mitt.

I was so tempted to post something like "Nice Bod Brooke, looking good in low-cut blue blouse, was talking to Obese Hillary in her giant oven mitt..."

But I decided I wouldn't steal your shtick.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2024 10:41 AM (9yWhg)

314 With a Hey, Ho, Nonny, Nonny No!

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at April 12, 2024 10:42 AM (JRP2U)

315 No. We're straight. Just merry.

Posted by: Ribbed at April 12, 2024 10:42 AM (CLmzh)

316 The merry dudes just found out that OJ expired.

Posted by: Cosda at April 12, 2024 10:43 AM (mNkoV)

317 With a Hey, Ho, Nonny, Nonny No!
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline

And a cha-cha-cha!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2024 10:43 AM (9yWhg)

318 His first message to me was in Spanish.

"Esque me encontre una billetera y encontre este numero"

I immediately think billetera means wallet and run the translator.

Ms G and I use biz cards we had printed with all our digits, and I always keep three or four in the billetera.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at April 12, 2024 10:43 AM (KiBMU)

319
Thought of you on the MR thread today. Someone posted a picture of Hillary in some outlandish outfit,
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Outlandish?
That is the latest fashion by Omar the Tentmaker!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 12, 2024 10:44 AM (B2cfh)

320 Danica Patrick couldn't drive worth shit, but she is cute.

She is trying to sell me auto repair insurance.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 12, 2024 10:37 AM (ufFY

The Kournakova of racing.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 12, 2024 10:44 AM (R4t5M)

321 "Spam calls from DC area codes with someone speaking Chinese."

They're just looking for undocumented Chinese nationals to round up and intimidate.
Posted by: Ribbed at April 12, 2024 10:40 AM (CLmzh)
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I get those from Chicago sometimes.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 12, 2024 10:44 AM (7fElN)

322 The Kournakova of racing.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Paige Spiranac has entered the chat.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2024 10:44 AM (9yWhg)

323 Sausage Fest, the earliest form of October fest, was much gayer and merrier than later forms, but still a family favorite.
Posted by: Ribbed at April 12, 2024 10:39 AM

Sausage Fest is an everyday occurrence for our drivers around here.

Posted by: Big Sausage Pizza at April 12, 2024 10:45 AM (a3Q+t)

324 But I decided I wouldn't steal your shtick.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2024 10:41 AM (9yWhg)

That is the Admiral's turf.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 12, 2024 10:45 AM (ufFY8)

325 321 "Spam calls from DC area codes with someone speaking Chinese."

They're just looking for undocumented Chinese nationals to round up and intimidate.
Posted by: Ribbed at April 12, 2024 10:40 AM (CLmzh)
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I get those from Chicago sometimes.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 12, 2024 10:44 AM (7fElN)

You guys pick up when you don't know the caller? Hell, I often don't answer even when I do know!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 12, 2024 10:46 AM (T+Iwg)

326 Even though his sister was married to a prominent Nazi, and she apparently raised him in childhood, wikipedia says Prince Philip's mother is recognized in Israel at Yad Vashem as "Righteous Among Nations" for sheltering Jews in Athens during the war

Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at April 12, 2024 10:46 AM (2VehT)

327
Just because the entire country is talking civil war is not proof that mRNA vaccines are causing hostility.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 12, 2024 10:46 AM (RKVpM)

328 Breaking911 @Breaking911 10h
UNREAL: White House expresses condolences after death of OJ Simpson, no mention of butchered murder victims

https://tinyurl.com/p73ja4xn
23 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 12, 2024 10:47 AM (vtyCZ)

329 The Kournakova of racing.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Wasn't there another Russian blondinka who came along after her who was actually a decent tennis player?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2024 10:47 AM (9yWhg)

330 The Kournakova of racing.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Paige Spiranac has entered the chat.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

The ones that drive me bonkers are the women woodworkers on YooToob that stuff their asses into yoga pants while constructing a whatever. Their professional skills are between terrible and acceptable but they make their $$ due to their butt cheeks.

How stunning and brave ladies!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2024 10:48 AM (WXNFJ)

331 You guys pick up when you don't know the caller? Hell, I often don't answer even when I do know!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher

If you are not in my contacts list, leave a message.
If you are, leave a text.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2024 10:48 AM (i8ZU2)

332 "Spam calls from DC area codes with someone speaking Chinese."

They're just looking for undocumented Chinese nationals to round up and intimidate.
Posted by: Ribbed at April 12, 2024 10:40 AM (CLmzh)

More likely signals to Chinese special forces teams who enter the country illegally. Misdialed your number.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2024 10:48 AM (W/lyH)

333 Got Varney on the TV, and he went to "Ashley" about new technology at the Masters, and some DUDE with an English accent appeared.

Forgot for a moment that Ashley is a guy's name over there.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 12, 2024 10:49 AM (ufFY8)

334 Wasn't there another Russian blondinka who came along after her who was actually a decent tennis player?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2024 10:47 AM (9yWhg)

NO!

Posted by: Serena Williams's Brovaries at April 12, 2024 10:49 AM (Zz0t1)

335 Their professional skills are between terrible and acceptable but they make their $$ due to their butt cheeks.

How stunning and brave ladies!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2024 10:48 AM (WXNFJ)

To be fair if you or I had asses like that we'd probably do the same.

Money is money!

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2024 10:49 AM (Z2yLo)

336 Biden is pairing with Hamas terrorists to save Michigan. You think he wouldn't stoop to cheering a murderer to fortify the black vote?

Posted by: Ribbed at April 12, 2024 10:50 AM (CLmzh)

337 White House Briefing Room: President Joe Biden Announces $7.4 Billion in Student Debt Cancellation for 277,000 More Americans, PURSUING EVERY PATH AVAILABLE TO CANCEL STUDENT DEBT

Today, President Biden announced that 277,000 more Americans will get their student debt canceled, bringing the total debt relief approved by the Biden-Harris Administration to $153 billion for 4.3 million Americans through various actions. This latest round of debt cancellation comes on the heels of President Biden announcing new plans that, IF IMPLEMENTED, would cancel student debt for over 30 million Americans when combined with actions the Administration has taken over the last three years. This week’s announcements reinforce the President’s commitment to using every path available to deliver student debt relief to as many borrowers as possible through various actions. (Emphasis added.)

Reading all, including the State Fact Sheets, suggested.
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Student debt O&Joe's administrations have created, imo.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you too at April 12, 2024 10:50 AM (NFX2v)

338 He got away with it in high school as well, USC covered it up. He didn't kill that time, just stabbed someone.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

IT'S PART OF HIS CULTURE!!! WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE?!?!? IT'S BEAUTIFUL, AND MUST BE CELEBRATED!!!

Posted by: Rabid, unhinged Leftist racial apologist at April 12, 2024 10:50 AM (JCZqz)

339 Forgot for a moment that Ashley is a guy's name over there.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop

Ahem.

Posted by: Ashley Wilkes, proud Georgian at April 12, 2024 10:50 AM (9yWhg)

340 > "Spam calls from DC area codes with someone speaking Chinese."

____________________

Probably have all your PII and want to cut a deal.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 12, 2024 10:50 AM (Q4IgG)

341 Forgot for a moment that Ashley is a guy's name over there.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop

And toothbrushes are unknown.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2024 10:50 AM (WXNFJ)

342 The Kournakova of racing.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Wasn't there another Russian blondinka who came along after her who was actually a decent tennis player?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2024 10:47 AM (9yWhg)

I'd play pickleball with Anna.

Posted by: BignJames at April 12, 2024 10:50 AM (AwYPR)

343 Wasn't there another Russian blondinka who came along after her who was actually a decent tennis player?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2024 10:47 AM (9yWhg)

Therre's been a bunch of Russkies and Eastern European ladies on the circuit. Maybe.

She made for great tv.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 12, 2024 10:50 AM (R4t5M)

344 Dancer, now! Prancer, and Vixen,
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 12, 2024 09:39 AM (ENQN6)

Ms Cameltoe Prancersize has entered the chat

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at April 12, 2024 10:51 AM (9wvmw)

345 Wasn't there another Russian blondinka who came along after her who was actually a decent tennis player?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2024 10:47 AM (9yWhg)

Maria Sharapova? She's Mannix-esque.

https://tinyurl.com/2zruhswn

Posted by: spindrift at April 12, 2024 10:51 AM (OguvZ)

346
Legal question: If OJ Simpson had a legal judgement against him personally can his legal team continue to pay some pittance on his behalf - or does the whole amount become now due and payable upon his long overdue demise?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 12, 2024 10:51 AM (RKVpM)

347 I'd let Anna eat chili in bed with hands.

Smoking hot.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 12, 2024 10:51 AM (R4t5M)

348 Off, GWTW sock.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2024 10:51 AM (9yWhg)

349 Sure, why not? They look happy and it's bright and colorful.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2024 10:52 AM (6IDWi)

350 How fitting that Commander Cameron Yaste, scope fitted backwards is commander of the USS John McCain.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 12, 2024 10:52 AM (0WH03)

351 277,000 more Americans will get their student debt canceled

FJB

Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2024 10:52 AM (W/lyH)

352 Paige Spiranac has entered the chat.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Saw commercials on a Golf Channel advertising shipping for your clubs when you go on golfing trips. A foursome of hawt, hawt, women are shown on the links, looking glamorous.

Aimed directly at relatively well-to-do makes.

They know how to market!

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 12, 2024 10:52 AM (ufFY8)

353 Biden is pairing with Hamas terrorists to save Michigan. You think he wouldn't stoop to cheering a murderer to fortify the black vote?
Posted by: Ribbed

Why would he? They've already counted the black ballots.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2024 10:52 AM (i8ZU2)

354 I'd let Anna eat chili in bed with hands.

Smoking hot.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Ann-Margaret rolling in baked beans was nothing to sneeze at either!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2024 10:52 AM (WXNFJ)

355 Maria Sharapova? She's Mannix-esque.

https://tinyurl.com/2zruhswn
Posted by: spindrift

Yes, thanks. She's the one I was thinking of.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2024 10:52 AM (9yWhg)

356 I'd let Anna eat chili in bed with hands.

Smoking hot.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 12, 2024 10:51 AM (R4t5M)

With or without carrots?

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2024 10:53 AM (Z2yLo)

357 Forgot for a moment that Ashley is a guy's name over there.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop

Not just over their, honey...and not just a man's name, either. The man. Now, come give me some sugar. Hail to the king.

Posted by: Ashley Willaims, Evil Dead Protagonist at April 12, 2024 10:54 AM (JCZqz)

358 She was good. She painted happy people for the most part.

Posted by: javems at April 12, 2024 10:54 AM (xgBZ9)

359 Ann-Margaret rolling in baked beans was nothing to sneeze at either!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2024 10:52 AM (WXNFJ)

That scene made me feel funny in my man place.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2024 10:54 AM (W/lyH)

360 I'd let Anna eat chili in bed with hands.

Smoking hot.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Maybe she could bring Anna Chapman with her.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2024 10:54 AM (9yWhg)

361 Ann-Margaret rolling in baked beans was nothing to sneeze at either!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2024 10:52 AM (WXNFJ)

That scene made me feel funny in my man place.
Posted by: Diogenes

What movie is this?????

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2024 10:55 AM (9yWhg)

362 "Latine" makes me think of Nicole Kidman's character name in Moulin Rouge, "Satine."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2024 10:55 AM (J2vNu)

363 Forgot for a moment that Ashley is a guy's name over there.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop

Ahem.
Posted by: Ashley Wilkes, proud Georgian at April 12, 2024 10:50 AM (9yWhg)

The real life actor Leslie Howard (another name!) got killed in WWII in an airplane crash doing secret shit. The krauts knew of his flight and got him. Sad.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 12, 2024 10:55 AM (ufFY8)

364 What movie is this?????
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2024 10:55 AM (9yWhg)

TOMMY

Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2024 10:56 AM (W/lyH)

365 Ann-Margaret rolling in baked beans was nothing to sneeze at either!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2024 10:52 AM (WXNFJ)

That scene made me feel funny in my man place.
Posted by: Diogenes

What movie is this?????
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Exactly. I wish to see this spectacle.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 12, 2024 10:56 AM (R4t5M)

366 The real life actor Leslie Howard (another name!) got killed in WWII in an airplane crash doing secret shit. The krauts knew of his flight and got him. Sad.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop

Yep. And he kinda gave Bogie his start, and they were good friends. Bogie named his daughter Leslie after him.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2024 10:57 AM (9yWhg)

367 "Spam calls from DC area codes with someone speaking Chinese."

Hunter. Pick up the damn phone.

Posted by: J Biden at April 12, 2024 10:57 AM (Ag7IE)

368 What movie is this?????
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2024 10:55 AM (9yWhg)

Tommy.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 12, 2024 10:57 AM (ufFY8)

369 To be fair if you or I had asses like that we'd probably do the same.

I would totally scam money from stupid people if I were imaginative enough and cynical enough to come up with a way to.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 12, 2024 10:57 AM (/y8xj)

370
What movie is this?????
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2024 10:55 AM (9yWhg)

Tommy.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 12, 2024 10:57 AM

https://youtu.be/boLQiAsH3ho?t=309

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2024 10:59 AM (Zz0t1)

371 I would totally scam money from stupid people if I were imaginative enough and cynical enough to come up with a way to.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 12, 2024 10:57 AM (/y8xj)

I got the cynic part covered.

Posted by: BignJames at April 12, 2024 10:59 AM (AwYPR)

372 From three twinks to Ann Margret swimming in beans.

I love this place.

ace, can you hear me?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 12, 2024 10:59 AM (ufFY8)

373 Anne Margret dancing - hot!

https://youtu.be/Tm8r8FAQFXs

Posted by: Not quite the Calamari Admiral at April 12, 2024 10:59 AM (KSkEK)

374 The ones that drive me bonkers are the women woodworkers on YooToob that stuff their asses into yoga pants while constructing a whatever. Their professional skills are between terrible and acceptable but they make their $$ due to their butt cheeks.

How stunning and brave ladies!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2024 10:48 AM

And then there's whatsername, that YouTube shoves into my sidebar, whose shtick is overalls with no shirt restraining the boobage.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 12, 2024 11:00 AM (Wnv9h)

375 Nood charity.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 12, 2024 11:01 AM (lf83v)

376 I would totally scam money from stupid people if I were imaginative enough and cynical enough to come up with a way to.

Posted by: Oddbob

I got the cynic part covered.
Posted by: BignJames

Learn how to make a million dollars.
Send $1 dollar to BR5-49.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2024 11:01 AM (i8ZU2)

377 Posted by: Part spelled backwards is.... at April 12, 2024 09:56 AM (JCZqz)

Not today, Part. Not today.

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at April 12, 2024 11:01 AM (JCLJi)

378 Noodus throckmortonii

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2024 11:02 AM (J2vNu)

379 https://youtu.be/boLQiAsH3ho?t=309

Wow. Never have baked beans been put to such good use.

And that bolster! LOL.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2024 11:02 AM (9yWhg)

380
And then there's whatsername, that YouTube shoves into my sidebar, whose shtick is overalls with no shirt restraining the boobage.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 12, 2024 11:00 AM (Wnv9h)

https://is.gd/fSBqVv

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2024 11:03 AM (Zz0t1)

381 Here is some art from a couple of my favorites. Joni Mitchell and R Crumb.

I was a fan of Crumb's when he was in Zap Comics, full of hallucinogenic X-rated fun, in those golden days of hippies, weed, and war.

Watch this terrific video, Joni doing Big Yellow Taxi and R showing the transformation from paradise to parking lot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRkq595NhD0&loop=0

Posted by: Mr Gaga at April 12, 2024 11:03 AM (KiBMU)

382 Nood.
Charitable giving.
No, not like the naked guy barging into the Ladies dressing room at Planet Fitness.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 12, 2024 11:04 AM (u82oZ)

383 Guy I worked with, he's a PhD chemist and his wife, she's a pediatrician, who live in a gated community, the most expensive house in a gated community, both drive new Volos and have their kids in expensive private schools...

are all excited about having their student loans paid off by "Joe".

This guy considers himself to be a big time conservative but he seems to quietly personally support all the lefty causes. But he says he hates Joe Biden. I don't get it.

Posted by: pawn at April 12, 2024 11:06 AM (QB+5g)

384 Very very racist.

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at April 12, 2024 11:06 AM (NT2q+)

385 Well beyond 100 comments ...

Has anyone seen a posting by:
Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity
with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards?

Intestinal surgery was a week ago today, and I haven't noticed any comments after the first two days.

Posted by: Kathy at April 12, 2024 11:11 AM (yG7uN)

386 In her self portrait, she's painting the fiddler seen in this painting.

Posted by: From about that Time at April 12, 2024 11:30 AM (4780s)

387 I see lots of comments on the people in the window (and the dude does look like he was added in a hurry after the rest of the work was done).

Anyway, it's not a window, it's a Dutch door.

Posted by: Impudent Warwick at April 12, 2024 11:35 AM (f/6Wb)

388 End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
Holy shlit. CNN contributor says that the black community feels connected to O.J. Simpson because he kiIIed white people:

https://shorturl.at/nuBY4

-
Well, you know, give the people what they want.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 12, 2024 11:43 AM (FVME7)

389 Forgot for a moment that Ashley is a guy's name over there.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 12, 2024 10:49 AM (ufFY

Ashley Wilkes entered the chat.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at April 12, 2024 11:55 AM (iODuv)

390 The ancestors of of Moe Larry and Curly WOO WOO WOO

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 12, 2024 06:13 PM (wGqjj)

391 The man in front is probably drinking Genever, the original Dutch gin. Bols started to distill it in the 1500s. Anton van Wees of Amsterdam makes good Genever in traditional clay bottles (Fleijes) as well as other Dutch liqueurs like their rose-petal flavored one "Rose without Thorns", a Christmas flavored holiday one "Heaven on Earth" and a traditional Bitteroranje one for Koningsdag in late April.

Posted by: Donovan Nuera at April 12, 2024 06:39 PM (LKMDZ)

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