Mid-Morning Art Thread

Shell and Lemons
Henry Schnakenberg

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 1

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 10, 2024 09:30 AM (ENQN6)

2 Seafood and serving suggestion.

Posted by: huerfano at April 10, 2024 09:30 AM (VGOMa)

3 Still life. Ugh.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 10, 2024 09:31 AM (9yWhg)

4 The Whitney
Date
1929

Classification
Paintings

Medium
Oil on canvas

Dimensions
Overall: 20 × 24 1/8in. (50.8 × 61.3 cm)

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 10, 2024 09:31 AM (ENQN6)

5 Boring.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 10, 2024 09:31 AM (pohLc)

6 Ok.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2024 09:31 AM (di6C2)

7 Four lemons.

Try again.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 10, 2024 09:31 AM (Dxsd/)

8 No dog, no art, no breakfast.

Posted by: GEORGE OBAMA at April 10, 2024 09:32 AM (DGlaL)

9 I can see the USN sniper!

Yoo-hoo!

Over here, Skipper!

[waves both arms over head]

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 10, 2024 09:32 AM (vtyCZ)

10 Is that shell from a fartclam?

Posted by: I gotta ask at April 10, 2024 09:32 AM (dg+HA)

11 7 Four lemons.

Try again.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 10, 2024 09:31 AM (Dxsd/)

There could be more hiding behind the shell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2024 09:33 AM (di6C2)

12 Shell and lemons go together like.....fish and automatic weapons?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 10, 2024 09:33 AM (pohLc)

13 The grimbovs are far too flemular.

Posted by: Sickahdah Apocalypse at April 10, 2024 09:33 AM (5y9OU)

14 Very pretty, as you plainly can see, but the "Shell and Lemons" is impossible to hang.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 10, 2024 09:34 AM (vtyCZ)

15 Are those giant clams edible?

Posted by: BignJames at April 10, 2024 09:34 AM (AwYPR)

16 Looks like Gramma's faux fruit in a bowl.

This one goes back to the auction house.

Posted by: Outside of Life at April 10, 2024 09:34 AM (89Sog)

17 When life gives you lemons, make lemonade

Posted by: redridinghood at April 10, 2024 09:34 AM (NpAcC)

18 It's ok I guess. Nice reflections.

Posted by: Tuna at April 10, 2024 09:34 AM (oaGWv)

19 Schnakenberg sounds like a bad stomach virus.

Posted by: dantesed at April 10, 2024 09:34 AM (88xKn)

20 10 Is that shell from a fartclam?
Posted by: I gotta ask at April 10, 2024 09:32 AM (dg+HA)

https://tinyurl.com/4dvry3dh

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2024 09:35 AM (di6C2)

21 Shell and Lemons
Henry Schnakenberg
==============
Not bad.

Posted by: Georgia O'Keefe at April 10, 2024 09:35 AM (nUbuH)

22 Are those giant clams edible?
Posted by: BignJames

Only small clams are edible. They don't scallop.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 10, 2024 09:35 AM (9yWhg)

23 Lot of symbolism here. You wouldn't understand.

Posted by: ... at April 10, 2024 09:35 AM (JpCVk)

24 There. Are. Four. Lemons.

Posted by: capt jean-luc picard at April 10, 2024 09:35 AM (vtyCZ)

25 I always recommend to artists, nekkid wimmen. Ewe can't go wrong wit nekkid wimmen.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 10, 2024 09:35 AM (pohLc)

26 Shell and lemons... is that a euphemism?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at April 10, 2024 09:36 AM (YoPyL)

27 The shell sits on a mirrored table. Symbolism?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 10, 2024 09:36 AM (CsUN+)

28 I'd put the lemons IN the shell. Much tidier that way. But you do you, Sunshine.

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at April 10, 2024 09:36 AM (JCLJi)

29 Alternate title: The Pucker and the Shucker

Posted by: ... at April 10, 2024 09:36 AM (JpCVk)

30 I always recommend to artists, nekkid wimmen. Ewe can't go wrong wit nekkid wimmen.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

Well, I think there's a mermaid running around with at least one bare breast, since that shell is on the table.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 10, 2024 09:36 AM (9yWhg)

31 Is that coffee table made of a car windshield??

Posted by: cosmo kramer at April 10, 2024 09:37 AM (vtyCZ)

32 I was promised art but I don't see a dog.

Posted by: Confused at April 10, 2024 09:37 AM (nUbuH)

33 It's interesting and I like it, would hang in office/den.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 10, 2024 09:37 AM (XV/Pl)

34 Not sure the connection of lemon and shells

Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2024 09:37 AM (WZf07)

35 A triumph!

Posted by: that guy who thinks everything is a triumph at April 10, 2024 09:37 AM (OguvZ)

36 Nice . If you look sideways the clam shell looks some guy with a squashed head carrying lemons

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 10, 2024 09:37 AM (ixVYR)

37 It's fascinating that the table reflection makes them appear like limes. And by "fascinating" I mean a point suitable for a pre-100 comment.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 10, 2024 09:37 AM (U7wke)

38 When life gives you clams, make chowdah.

Posted by: As any school child can tell you at April 10, 2024 09:37 AM (dg+HA)

39 Whenever a see a large clamshell, I always think of the Birth of Venus.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 10, 2024 09:38 AM (NpAcC)

40 Sure, just show a half shell. Monsters.

Posted by: Bivalve Liberation Front at April 10, 2024 09:38 AM (CsUN+)

41 It's ok I guess. Nice reflections.

Posted by: Tuna at April 10, 2024 09:34 AM (oaGWv)

Yes. The reflections are impressive. I just noticed the shadows ( on the floor?) as well. Doesn't float my boat, but well executed.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 10, 2024 09:38 AM (XjtdB)

42
When life gives you lemons and a shell, uh...well...lcik the lemon=flavored clam.*

*Potential ad for new Lemon-Flavored Summer's Eve.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 10, 2024 09:38 AM (nFnyb)

43 As my mother always told me, "when life gives you lemons, make shells and lemons."

Posted by: Henry Schnakenberg at April 10, 2024 09:38 AM (HnUIn)

44 It's actually not a shell. It's fabric in mid-fall. Need something to cover the lemons.

Posted by: ... at April 10, 2024 09:38 AM (JpCVk)

45
Raw Oysters, Half Off - a limerick

There once was a young man named Tucks
Went to N'Awlins to make some big bucks
Opens oysters all day
For minimal pay
"I'll tell you, this job really shucks!"

Posted by: Muldoon at April 10, 2024 09:38 AM (991eG)

46 It's fascinating that the table reflection makes them appear like limes.

The lemons identify as limes.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 10, 2024 09:39 AM (CsUN+)

47 *Potential ad for new Lemon-Flavored Summer's Eve.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 10, 2024 09:38 AM (nFnyb)
++++
Sounds .... burny.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 10, 2024 09:39 AM (HnUIn)

48 Not sure the connection of lemon and shells
Posted by: Skip

Since losing his gig with Musk, Don Lemon is a shell of his former self.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 10, 2024 09:39 AM (9yWhg)

49 Ah, fuck me.

lcik= lick

*kicks dirt*

Posted by: naturalfake at April 10, 2024 09:39 AM (nFnyb)

50 It's okay, but i'd have a nekkid chick rising out of the sea shell thingie.

Posted by: Botticelli at April 10, 2024 09:39 AM (Dxsd/)

51 It's fascinating that the table reflection makes them appear like limes. ...
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 10, 2024 09:37 AM (U7wke)
++++
Did you just assume their species? Check your privilege.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 10, 2024 09:39 AM (HnUIn)

52 Artist does not have a Wikipedia entry.

Posted by: Tuna at April 10, 2024 09:39 AM (oaGWv)

53 A nice little bottle of cocktail sauce would have spiced up this boring picture.

Posted by: Billy's Seafood Sauce at April 10, 2024 09:39 AM (V5BDR)

54 It's not bad. An interesting choice of objects, though the palette is a bit bland. Reminds me a bit of early expressionism though much calmer.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 10, 2024 09:39 AM (BxvY+)

55 A still life of oysters on the half shell needs lemons for sure, but could also use a dash of Tabasco and some horseradish...

...prove me wrong.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 10, 2024 09:40 AM (991eG)

56 When are those lemons going to go over a cliff?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 10, 2024 09:41 AM (9yWhg)

57 At least he wasn't conched-out painting that.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 10, 2024 09:41 AM (vtyCZ)

58 There's more lemon art out there, but be careful what you wish for...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 10, 2024 09:41 AM (gSZYf)

59 The colors are pleasing but the composition is busy - you're eye keeps darting at all of the angles. Oddly exhausting.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2024 09:41 AM (6IDWi)

60 This guy would get along with chucky over at booger balls, with his shitty pics of bicycle spokes and fence posts.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 10, 2024 09:41 AM (pohLc)

61 Squeeze my lemon!

Posted by: Robert Plant at April 10, 2024 09:41 AM (88xKn)

62 Alternate title: The Pucker and the Shucker
Posted by: ...

*slow clap*

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at April 10, 2024 09:41 AM (YoPyL)

63 Blue Plate Special.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 10, 2024 09:41 AM (w9Wax)

64 I had to study this for a while to realize the shell and lemons were reflected on the table surface. The perspective with the background baseboard is bungled up IMO. Nothing there interests me and I wouldn’t hang it.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 10, 2024 09:42 AM (Z8Xq7)

65 A-lemon-entry!

Posted by: Sherlock at April 10, 2024 09:42 AM (6IDWi)

66 lcik= lick

*kicks dirt*
Posted by: naturalfake

*********

Shouldn't that be:

*kciks dirt*

Posted by: Muldoon at April 10, 2024 09:42 AM (991eG)

67 Could be worse.

The lemons could be having a party.

Posted by: Igor at April 10, 2024 09:42 AM (5y9OU)

68
At least he wasn't conched-out painting that.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 10, 2024 09:41 AM (vtyCZ)

Abalone, ya mug!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at April 10, 2024 09:42 AM (nFnyb)

69 I'm actually wondering if the "lemon" in the upper left isn't a tennis ball.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 10, 2024 09:42 AM (U7wke)

70 47 *Potential ad for new Lemon-Flavored Summer's Eve.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 10, 2024 09:38 AM (nFnyb)
++++
Sounds .... burny.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 10, 2024 09:39 AM (HnUIn)

'Flavored'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2024 09:43 AM (di6C2)

71 This is a painting with a lot of zest!

Posted by: Microplane, Inc. at April 10, 2024 09:43 AM (w9Wax)

72 >> Alternate title: The Pucker and the Shucker

Pithy!!

Posted by: Sherlock at April 10, 2024 09:43 AM (6IDWi)

73 At least he wasn't conched-out painting that.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 10, 2024 09:41 AM (vtyCZ)

Abalone, ya mug!!!

Posted by: naturalfake

Can I mussel in on this conversation.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 10, 2024 09:43 AM (9yWhg)

74 Well, I've gotta work today. I have to put food on the table and the ladies don't pose merely for "aspiring" artists.

What the hell should I paint? This place is *bare* and I have no motivation. I can't just sit in the dark again today. I have to get something done. Ugh.

First, though, breakfast.

:: rummages around ::

Seriously? Lemons? All I have are damn lemons? And where the hell did this conch shell come from? What did I *do* last night? Based on the dust on my glass table, I know I did a fair amount of coke, but I've never blacked out before. Weird.

:: wipes table ::
:: dumps lemons and conch shell on table ::

Wait a second.

:: stares at table ::

Eh, it'll do.

Posted by: And now you know the rest of the story at April 10, 2024 09:43 AM (HnUIn)

75 Melons in art >>>> lemons in art.

Posted by: Doof likes anagrams and double entendre at April 10, 2024 09:43 AM (JunzL)

76 "Schnakenberg, your perspective sucks and your choice of subject matter leaves much to be desired. You application for admission is DENIED."

-- The Matchbook Home Art Academy, Inc.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 10, 2024 09:43 AM (Dxsd/)

77 Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 10, 2024 09:39 AM (BxvY+)

Because of the prominence of the reflections the overall tone is much cooler than I would have expected with lemons. Almost chilly.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 10, 2024 09:44 AM (XjtdB)

78 I love classic still life paintings from the Low Country artists with their incredible detail and brilliant colors. I can spend hours looking at them. This one is simple and plain, not necessarily bad but in this case it is dull. I know it's an oil painting but it manages to look chalky. When I first looked at it I thought it could be an exercise from a beginner's art class.

Think I'll go look at some Hudson River School paintings or Dore illustrations.

Posted by: JTB at April 10, 2024 09:44 AM (zudum)

79 lcik= lick

*kicks dirt*
Posted by: naturalfake

*********

Shouldn't that be:

*kciks dirt*
Posted by: Muldoon at April 10, 2024 09:42 AM (991eG)

You're right!

*rushes to make correction*

...Hey, wait a minute!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at April 10, 2024 09:44 AM (nFnyb)

80 Looks underdeveloped - must've been squeezed for time.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2024 09:44 AM (6IDWi)

81 Melons in art >>>> lemons in art.
Posted by: Doof

Doof, you're alive! Welcome back! Where ya been?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 10, 2024 09:44 AM (9yWhg)

82 Per the Smithsonian, "Painter. He was a realist known for his renderings of New York's Central Park and other bucolic cityscapes. The tone of his paintings is detached and understated."

Posted by: Tuna at April 10, 2024 09:44 AM (oaGWv)

83 And then came his less successful follow-up painting, "Esso and Limes."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 10, 2024 09:44 AM (J2vNu)

84 That shell would look better with some ice and a whole bunch of shrimp in it.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 10, 2024 09:45 AM (Sgq8y)

85 58 There's more lemon art out there, but be careful what you wish for...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 10, 2024 09:41 AM (gSZYf)

I got you.

https://tinyurl.com/2xuc5kp6

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2024 09:45 AM (di6C2)

86 "I'll tell you, this job really shucks!"
Posted by: Muldoon at April 10, 2024 09:38 AM (991eG)

ACME Oysters!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 10, 2024 09:45 AM (ENQN6)

87 There's more lemon art out there, but be careful what you wish for...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 10, 2024 09:41 AM (gSZYf)
++++
Old and busted: Party Chairman
New hotness: Lemon Party Chairman

Posted by: Old Gay Communist at April 10, 2024 09:45 AM (HnUIn)

88 At least he wasn't conched-out painting that.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 10, 2024 09:41 AM (vtyCZ)

Abalone, ya mug!!!
Posted by: naturalfake

Can I mussel in on this conversation.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 10, 2024 09:43 AM (9yWhg)
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Perch the shell on the lemon

Posted by: Hunter Biden, artiste at April 10, 2024 09:45 AM (nUbuH)

89 Three Shells >> Shell and Lemons

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 10, 2024 09:46 AM (ENQN6)

90 When I first looked at it I thought it could be an exercise from a beginner's art class.

I was expecting the artist's name to be in the format:

Henry Schnakenberg (age 12)

Posted by: spindrift at April 10, 2024 09:46 AM (OguvZ)

91 75 Melons in art >>>> lemons in art.
Posted by: Doof likes anagrams and double entendre at April 10, 2024 09:43 AM (JunzL)

https://tinyurl.com/4k4f6jfr

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2024 09:46 AM (di6C2)

92 For some reason, scurvy came to mind.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 10, 2024 09:46 AM (XeU6L)

93 Can I mussel in on this conversation.
-----
Fine but nautilus can join in if you make the obvious ones first!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 10, 2024 09:46 AM (vtyCZ)

94 Turn it sideways. Looks like four boobs and a vagina.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 10, 2024 09:46 AM (991eG)

95 I was expecting the artist's name to be in the format:

Henry Schnakenberg (age 12)
Posted by: spindrift at April 10, 2024 09:46 AM (OguvZ)
++++
I've never seen a 12 year-old with that kind of skill. I don't love this painting by any means, but there's skill there.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 10, 2024 09:47 AM (HnUIn)

96 Perch the shell on the lemon
Posted by: Hunter Biden, artiste at April 10, 2024 09:45 AM (nUbuH)

How long shell we continue this discussion?

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 10, 2024 09:47 AM (ENQN6)

97 Also,

https://tinyurl.com/yc6vjh7w

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2024 09:47 AM (di6C2)

98 You asked for it:

https://tinyurl.com/ymdjjuk8

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 10, 2024 09:47 AM (Q0kLU)

99
No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 10, 2024 09:47 AM (MoZTd)

100 *Potential ad for new Lemon-Flavored Summer's Eve.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 10, 2024 09:38 AM (nFnyb)
++++
Sounds .... burny.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 10, 2024 09:39 AM (HnUIn)

'Flavored'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2024 09:43 AM (di6C2)

Adjusted for Aetius451AD:

*Potential ad for new All Natural Traditional Lemon and Spring Water Summer's Eve.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 10, 2024 09:47 AM (nFnyb)

101 Inflation report hammers Fed rate cut bets, sends stocks sharply lower

U.S. inflation pressures quickened again last month, with core price pressures also rising past Wall Street forecasts, a reading that will cast further doubt on market bets for a June interest rate cut from the Federal Reserve. The headline consumer price index for March was pegged by the Commerce Department at 3.5%, rising from the prior month's tally of 3.2% and coming in ahead of Wall Street's 3.4% consensus forecast. On a monthly basis, inflation edged 0.4% higher, matching the 0.4% gain in February but also coming in ahead of Wall Street's 0.3% forecast.

.. Bidenflation is up

Posted by: SMOD at April 10, 2024 09:47 AM (RHGPo)

102 Shittiest wedding present ever.

Posted by: Don LeMon at April 10, 2024 09:48 AM (YoPyL)

103 Hank, have you given any thought to a career in house painting?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 10, 2024 09:48 AM (Dxsd/)

104 There's more lemon art out there, but be careful what you wish for...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 10, 2024 09:41 AM (gSZYf)

I got you.

https://tinyurl.com/2xuc5kp6
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2024 09:45 AM (di6C2)

https://is.gd/9VojMi

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 10, 2024 09:48 AM (U7wke)

105 I just got married, you know, so there's two. We're looking into surrogacy, so hopefully two more will complete the picture.

Posted by: Don at April 10, 2024 09:48 AM (a3Q+t)

106 >> There's more lemon art out there, but be careful what you wish for...

Oh, shut your pie-hole!
I whipped up something fabulous: https://tinyurl.com/249w6j72

Posted by: Wayne Thiebaud at April 10, 2024 09:48 AM (6IDWi)

107 94 Turn it sideways. Looks like four boobs and a vagina.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 10, 2024 09:46 AM (991eG)

Sometimes a flower is just a flower.

Posted by: Georgia O' at April 10, 2024 09:48 AM (ENQN6)

108 Hey, MP4. How are things?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 10, 2024 09:48 AM (9yWhg)

109 Reminds me of the Vjayjay Raymond's mom sculpted for the living room on "Everybody Loves Raymond".

Would Not Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 10, 2024 09:49 AM (K1/cs)

110
There's more lemon art out there, but be careful what you wish for...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 10, 2024 09:41 AM (gSZYf)

Lemon Art Week is a great idea!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at April 10, 2024 09:49 AM (nFnyb)

111 https://is.gd/9VojMi
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 10, 2024 09:48 AM (U7wke)
================
milfy!

Posted by: Hunter Biden, artiste at April 10, 2024 09:49 AM (nUbuH)

112 https://is.gd/9VojMi
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 10, 2024 09:48 AM (U7wke)
++++
WTAF?

I assume this was COVID. COVID was so stupid.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 10, 2024 09:49 AM (HnUIn)

113 Doof, you're alive! Welcome back! Where ya been?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 10, 2024 09:44 AM (9yWhg)

Thanks! Was hanging out in the Charleston area with VIA and Mrs. VIA. Fine morons they be!!!

Posted by: Doof likes anagrams and double entendre at April 10, 2024 09:49 AM (JunzL)

114 The gastropod's a foot, Watson!

[#65 hat-tip]

Posted by: Sherlock Holmes at April 10, 2024 09:49 AM (vtyCZ)

115
Meh.

It's no lime in the coconut.

Posted by: Zombie Harry Nillson at April 10, 2024 09:50 AM (nFnyb)

116 If you throw in a slice or two of bread the Bishop could wash his hands.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 10, 2024 09:50 AM (ynlMv)

117 Rain here is coming down like the proverbial hammers of hell (except, you know, not flaming hot). My co-workers may all decide to work from home today, and I'll have the place to myself.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 10, 2024 09:50 AM (J2vNu)

118 Thanks! Was hanging out in the Charleston area with VIA and Mrs. VIA. Fine morons they be!!!
Posted by: Doof

But, how are they at pickleball?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 10, 2024 09:50 AM (9yWhg)

119 There's more lemon art out there, but be careful what you wish for...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 10, 2024 09:41 AM

Any that incorporate a piece of furniture that's upholstered in fine Corinthian leather?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 10, 2024 09:51 AM (a3Q+t)

120 Lemons three!

Very pretty!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 10, 2024 09:51 AM (991eG)

121 https://is.gd/9VojMi
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 10, 2024
================
milfy!
Posted by: Hunter Biden, artiste at April 10, 2024

***
Hunter, sweetie, you misspelled "muzzled."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 10, 2024 09:51 AM (J2vNu)

122 Art teacher: Looks like you spent a lot of time on this.

Henry Schnakenberg: Nah, it was easy-peasy lemon-squeezy!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2024 09:52 AM (6IDWi)

123 .. Bidenflation is up
Posted by: SMOD at April 10, 2024 09:47 AM (RHGPo)

.4 * 12 is almost 5%.

Posted by: Georgia O' at April 10, 2024 09:52 AM (ENQN6)

124 There's more lemon art out there, but be careful what you wish for...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 10, 2024 09:41 AM

Any that incorporate a piece of furniture that's upholstered in fine Corinthian leather?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 10, 2024 09:51 AM (a3Q+t)

Some of you people may be masochists but leave the rest of us out of your games.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 10, 2024 09:52 AM (U7wke)

125 off sox

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 10, 2024 09:52 AM (ENQN6)

126 And then came his less successful follow-up painting, "Esso and Limes."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 10, 2024

***
Though it did kick off the short-lived fad for "Diesel and Citrus" paintings.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 10, 2024 09:53 AM (J2vNu)

127 Faux Biz has an article about how yuuutes are quitting jobs on TikTok . And get this, once they do that it’s hard to find another job since potential employers don’t want to hire someone who does that shit. And the yuutes are shocked by the consequences of their actions.

I honestly don’t know how the lights will stay in in 30 years when these cretins are in charge of everything,

Posted by: Montec at April 10, 2024 09:54 AM (tpjlM)

128 Thanks! Was hanging out in the Charleston area with VIA and Mrs. VIA. Fine morons they be!!!
Posted by: Doof

But, how are they at pickleball?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 10, 2024 09:50 AM (9yWhg)

They have not yet embraced the cult, I mean, sport of suburban America

Posted by: Doof at April 10, 2024 09:54 AM (JunzL)

129 Is this some English phrase I'm not aware of? Like "twig and berries"? Only regarding female bits?

Posted by: red speck at April 10, 2024 09:54 AM (0Id0S)

130 Out of surgery. Goofy. Need cofee.

Posted by: Eromero at April 10, 2024 09:54 AM (6J1pO)

131 116 If you throw in a slice or two of bread the Bishop could wash his hands.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 10, 2024 09:50 AM (ynlMv)

*golfclap*

Completely clean, but sounds dirty. This is how it's done.

+1

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2024 09:54 AM (di6C2)

132 Any that incorporate a piece of furniture that's upholstered in fine Corinthian leather?...

**********

During last Sunday's sermon on the Epistles of Paul, our pastor was really getting animated and emotional. I thought he might work himself into a fine Corinthian lather.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 10, 2024 09:55 AM (991eG)

133 Coming soon from NYT: why inflation is good again.

Posted by: Montec at April 10, 2024 09:55 AM (tpjlM)

134 Rand Paul's investigation has recently discovered government officials from 15 federal agencies knew in 2018 that the Wuhan Institute of Virology was trying to create a coronavirus like COVID-19.

These officials knew that the Chinese lab was proposing to create a COVID 19-like virus and not one of these officials revealed this scheme to the public. In fact, 15 agencies with knowledge of this project have continuously refused to release any information concerning this alarming and dangerous research.

Government officials representing at least 15 federal agencies were briefed on a project proposed by Peter Daszak’s EcoHealth Alliance and the Wuhan Institute of Virology.

... there is a "Denied Persons List" maintained by the Department of Commerce

Posted by: SMOD at April 10, 2024 09:55 AM (RHGPo)

135 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 10, 2024 09:55 AM (T4tVD)

136 I honestly don’t know how the lights will stay in in 30 years when these cretins are in charge of everything,
Posted by: Montec at April 10, 2024 09:54 AM (tpjlM)

Don't worry, AI will totally keep everything running.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 10, 2024 09:56 AM (U7wke)

137 Henry Schnakenberg: "Told ya I curd paint a still life!"

Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2024 09:57 AM (6IDWi)

138 So the mystery deepens with voter registrations in Texas.

The SSA is saying, since the start of the year, that around a quarter of a million people are registering to vote in Texas every two weeks, with a roughly quarter of those registrations coming back as dead people or at least the SSN being used to register are dead, but the Texas SOS just issued a statement saying that Texas to date has only added 57k people to their voter rolls this year.

So the question is what's going on and who's lying?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 10, 2024 09:57 AM (XV/Pl)

139 And then came his less successful follow-up painting, "Esso and Limes."
Posted by: Wolfus

*********

I enjoyed "Sinclair's Kumquats"

Posted by: Muldoon at April 10, 2024 09:57 AM (991eG)

140 So the question is what's going on and who's lying?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 10, 2024 09:57 AM (XV/Pl)
++++
1. I don't know, because
2. Everyone

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 10, 2024 09:59 AM (HnUIn)

141 Hey, MP4. How are things?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 10, 2024 09:48 AM (9yWhg)

**shrugs**

OK, I guess. Not quite as depressed as I have been, lately, but still dragging. Got a legal thing hanging over my head that I'm trying to deal with.

I'll probably pop in now and then. Not up to regular commenting by a long shot.

Thanks for asking.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 10, 2024 10:00 AM (Q0kLU)

142 This is so pretty. Would hang.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 10, 2024 10:00 AM (SfhV1)

143 Good to hear from you again, MP4!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 10, 2024 10:00 AM (J2vNu)

144 The SSA is saying, since the start of the year, that around a quarter of a million people are registering to vote in Texas every two weeks...
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 10, 2024 09:57
---------------

The Social Security Administration? What do they have to do with state's voter registrations?

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 10, 2024 10:01 AM (ViCCR)

145 So the question is what's going on and who's lying?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 10, 2024 09:57 AM (XV/Pl)
================
"We've built the most extensive fraud operation in history!"

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 10, 2024 10:01 AM (nUbuH)

146
So the question is what's going on and who's lying?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 10, 2024 09:57 AM (XV/Pl)

If a leftist is talking, he’s lying. That’s should clear it up for you.

Posted by: Montec at April 10, 2024 10:01 AM (tpjlM)

147
There's more lemon art out there, but be careful what you wish for...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 10, 2024 09:41 AM (gSZYf)

Lemon Art Week is a great idea!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at April 10, 2024 09:49 AM

At first I was fine with the idea but after careful thought I've soured on the idea.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 10, 2024 10:01 AM (RKVpM)

148
The real reason Henry Schnakenberg painted this:

*snickers*

Hey! Hey, Clarice. Orange you glad I made this painting with lemons!!!!

Geddit? You geddit?

Orange. you. glad? Orange!

...

...

Why won't that girl ever talk to me/

Posted by: Zombie Harry Nillson at April 10, 2024 10:01 AM (nFnyb)

149 The shell is closed so it still looks alive, as are the lemons. The colors of the painting are very nice & the reflections of the lemons are really well done but it's all rather bizarre for his general style.

Perhaps saying something of The Great Depression of 1929? IDK, but I'd pass hanging.

Thanks.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it too you, too at April 10, 2024 10:02 AM (NFX2v)

150 I'll probably pop in now and then. Not up to regular commenting by a long shot.

Thanks for asking.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 10, 2024 10:00 AM (Q0kLU)

{{{hugs}}}

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 10, 2024 10:02 AM (SfhV1)

151 I've been "sampled."

Posted by: Paul Cezanne at April 10, 2024 10:02 AM (wzAuc)

152 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 10, 2024 10:00 AM (Q0kLU)

Are you still writing prescriptions??

Posted by: Robert Plant at April 10, 2024 10:02 AM (88xKn)

153 The Social Security Administration? What do they have to do with state's voter registrations?
Posted by: olddog in mo at April 10, 2024 10:01 AM (ViCCR)
++++
Data provider.

Presumably, Texas queries the SSA as a validation step on registrations. The SSA would know how many hits are coming from Texas for any given time period.

So the SSA could say, "We see X thousand queries a month from the Texas SoS systems."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 10, 2024 10:03 AM (HnUIn)

154 This puts me in the mood for lemon poppyseed pound cake.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 10, 2024 10:03 AM (NpAcC)

155 Off old sock.

Posted by: dantesed at April 10, 2024 10:03 AM (88xKn)

156
Don't worry, AI will totally keep everything running.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 10, 2024 09:56 AM (U7wke)

*shifty photocells*

Yes.

Totally...

Posted by: AI at April 10, 2024 10:04 AM (nFnyb)

157 130 Out of surgery. Goofy. Need cofee.
Posted by: Eromero at April 10, 2024 09:54 AM (6J1pO)

Congrats.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2024 10:04 AM (di6C2)

158 I honestly don’t know how the lights will stay in in 30 years when these cretins are in charge of everything

Show me you're an impotent cripple without putting 'impotent cripple' in your actual screen name.

Somebody said the same about you, and he was right.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 10, 2024 10:05 AM (zdLoL)

159 Eromero, I hope it all went well.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 10, 2024 10:05 AM (Sgq8y)

160 Presumably, Texas queries the SSA as a validation step on registrations. The SSA would know how many hits are coming from Texas for any given time period.

So the SSA could say, "We see X thousand queries a month from the Texas SoS systems."
Posted by: Joe Mannix

It’s fedgov. Do you think they’re competent enough to produce such data? I’m asking seriously.

Posted by: Montec at April 10, 2024 10:05 AM (tpjlM)

161 The thing in TX is real:

https://www.ssa.gov/open/havv/havv-jan2011-todate.html

Posted by: pawn at April 10, 2024 10:05 AM (QB+5g)

162 The typical American household would need to spend $445 more a month to purchase the same goods and services as a year ago, a report from Moody's found.

I bet it is over a grand here at my house.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 10, 2024 10:06 AM (ENQN6)

163 Show me you're an impotent cripple without putting 'impotent cripple' in your actual screen name.

Somebody said the same about you, and he was right.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 10, 2024 10:05 AM (zdLoL)

Whaaaaaaaaaa?

Posted by: Montec at April 10, 2024 10:06 AM (tpjlM)

164 The SSA is saying, since the start of the year, that around a quarter of a million people are registering to vote in Texas every two weeks, with a roughly quarter of those registrations coming back as dead people or at least the SSN being used to register are dead, but the Texas SOS just issued a statement saying that Texas to date has only added 57k people to their voter rolls this year.

So the question is what's going on and who's lying?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 10, 2024 09:57 AM (XV/Pl)

MoterVoter apparently allows people to try and use SSNs to verify that a person is a citizen and, therefore, eligible to vote.

My guess would be that someone is using the system to check SSNs which are "available" to be used for fraud by using the "verify if this person can vote" system. This is entirely a guess.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 10, 2024 10:06 AM (U7wke)

165 Out of surgery. Goofy. Need coffee.
--------
I.V. drip blend???

Posted by: Sherlock Holmes at April 10, 2024 10:06 AM (vtyCZ)

166 This puts me in the mood for lemon poppyseed pound cake.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 10, 2024 10:03 AM (NpAcC)

I could go for some of that. Been a long time since I've had any.

Used to make "Amish friendship bread" muffins in that flavor.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 10, 2024 10:06 AM (XjtdB)

167 Off, fictional detective sock!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 10, 2024 10:06 AM (vtyCZ)

168 I enjoyed "Sinclair's Kumquats"
Posted by: Muldoon

Sinclair grows those out in Wyoming, in a special, deep, rich soil -- Kumquat Loam.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 10, 2024 10:07 AM (9yWhg)

169 I enjoy art like this when I first see it but it doesn't hold interest after the first few minutes.

Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at April 10, 2024 10:07 AM (nUbuH)

170 Hmm. Still racist.

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at April 10, 2024 10:07 AM (ytSiK)

171 Are those giant clams edible?
Posted by: BignJames at April 10, 2024 09:34 AM (AwYPR)
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Only with butter and lemons...and we're all out of butter!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 10, 2024 10:07 AM (7fElN)

172 Used to make "Amish friendship bread" muffins in that flavor.
-------
The type the Amish give their suicide-bombers before carrying out their mission??

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 10, 2024 10:07 AM (vtyCZ)

173 OK, I guess. Not quite as depressed as I have been, lately, but still dragging. Got a legal thing hanging over my head that I'm trying to deal with.

I'll probably pop in now and then. Not up to regular commenting by a long shot.

Thanks for asking.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Hang in there. Good luck with your legal issue.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 10, 2024 10:07 AM (9yWhg)

174 Out of surgery. Goofy. Need cofee.
Posted by: Eromero at April 10, 2024 09:54 AM (6J1pO)

Congrats.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2024 10:04 AM (di6C2)
******
Ditto!

Posted by: redridinghood at April 10, 2024 10:08 AM (NpAcC)

175 23,863,406 checks since Jan, in TX.

Twenty three million.

?????

Posted by: pawn at April 10, 2024 10:08 AM (QB+5g)

176 We got lemons in the inflation print. The Doe is down 500

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 10, 2024 10:08 AM (6+lcH)

177 Dow

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 10, 2024 10:09 AM (6+lcH)

178 Kansas 2,222,093 0 575,504 1,646,589 1,460,066 186,504

So 8.5% of people trying to register to vote are DEAD.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 10, 2024 10:09 AM (ENQN6)

179 During WW I the Schnakenbergs in Britain had to change their name because it sounded too German. Today they are known as the Mountmunchies.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at April 10, 2024 10:09 AM (7gEpo)

180 Hmm. Shellfish and lemons. Good pairing.

Reminds me of something from IMAO that Frank J. wrote for Erf Day. Something like "X% of the world's species live in the ocean. Of these, Y% can be made tasty with butter and lemon."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 10, 2024 10:09 AM (5sOEG)

181
Somebody trying to game the system in Texas.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 10, 2024 10:10 AM (RKVpM)

182 My guess would be that someone is using the system to check SSNs which are "available" to be used for fraud by using the "verify if this person can vote" system. This is entirely a guess.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Good guess

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 10, 2024 10:10 AM (6+lcH)

183 23,863,406 checks since Jan, in TX.

Twenty three million.

?????
Posted by: pawn at April 10, 2024 10:08 AM (QB+5g)

In *4* months. 3, really. Fishing for usable numbers, as suggested above, seems a reasonable guess.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 10, 2024 10:10 AM (XjtdB)

184 It’s fedgov. Do you think they’re competent enough to produce such data? I’m asking seriously.
Posted by: Montec at April 10, 2024 10:05 AM (tpjlM)
++++
Yes. Not always, but in this case, yes. There are three things in the FedGov that produce *very* reliable data and one thing that usually does a pretty good job, all because they have to. Those things are:
1. Internal Revenue Service
2. Social Security Administration
3. Department of Health and Human Services
4. The US Census Bureau

Their data aren't always *correct,* but they are always "good" - as in, reliably collected and comprehensively reported. They have to be. The first is because it's where the money comes from and the primary means of broad-spectrum control, the next two because those are where the money *goes* and is a major means of broad-spectrum control, and the fourth because it determines where the politicians will be based and how much cash is doled out to keep people in line.

Those four agencies, at least, have good data. They don't always share it and they are never (of course, because nothing ever is) perfectly accurate, but they are comprehensive.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 10, 2024 10:10 AM (HnUIn)

185 So 8.5% of people trying to register to vote are DEAD.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 10, 2024 10:09 AM

That's "differently vital" to you, pal!

Posted by: Zombie Voter at April 10, 2024 10:10 AM (5sOEG)

186 We're more into mangos these days.

Posted by: ... at April 10, 2024 10:10 AM (JpCVk)

187 Out of surgery. Goofy. Need cofee.
Posted by: Eromero at April 10, 2024 09:54 AM (6J1pO)

Congrats.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2024 10:04 AM (di6C2)
******
Ditto!
Posted by: redridinghood at April 10, 2024 10:08 AM (NpAcC)

Double ditto !

Posted by: JT at April 10, 2024 10:10 AM (T4tVD)

188 "Got a legal thing hanging over my head that I'm trying to deal with."

Dunno if it'll help but, as I told a friend going through a nasty divorce recently: It will end at some point. Hang in there!

(This advice got me through hot flashes.)

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at April 10, 2024 10:10 AM (JCLJi)

189 So this guy flourished about the time of WWII, a little before and after.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 10, 2024 10:10 AM (J2vNu)

190 23,863,406 checks since Jan, in TX.

Twenty three million.

?????
Posted by: pawn at April 10, 2024 10:08 AM (QB+5g)

January 2011 to Present Totals

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 10, 2024 10:10 AM (U7wke)

191 California 8,919,870 36 6,697,107

So 75% of the new voter registrations in Cal do not exist.
That means the last name, first initial, and last 4 return ZERO matches in the SS database.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 10, 2024 10:11 AM (ENQN6)

192 The SSA is saying, since the start of the year, that around a quarter of a million people are registering to vote in Texas every two weeks, with a roughly quarter of those registrations coming back as dead people or at least the SSN being used to register are dead, but the Texas SOS just issued a statement saying that Texas to date has only added 57k people to their voter rolls this year.

So the question is what's going on and who's lying?
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Zuckerberg is spending like a drunken sailor.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 10, 2024 10:11 AM (6+lcH)

193 Next month has been declared Kumquat May...

(wait for it)

Posted by: Muldoon at April 10, 2024 10:11 AM (991eG)

194 Dunno if it'll help but, as I told a friend going through a nasty divorce recently: It will end at some point. Hang in there!

(This advice got me through hot flashes.)
Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at April 10, 2024 10:10 AM

As I always tell people, this, too, shall pass. Maybe like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 10, 2024 10:12 AM (5sOEG)

195 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Good to see you, sorry to hear about the crap. Will keep you in prayers.

Posted by: ... at April 10, 2024 10:12 AM (JpCVk)

196 Next month has been declared Kumquat May...

(wait for it)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 10, 2024 10:11 AM

*slow clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 10, 2024 10:12 AM (5sOEG)

197 The SSA is saying, since the start of the year, that around a quarter of a million people are registering to vote in Texas every two weeks, with a roughly quarter of those registrations coming back as dead people or at least the SSN being used to register are dead, but the Texas SOS just issued a statement saying that Texas to date has only added 57k people to their voter rolls this year.

So the question is what's going on and who's lying?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 10, 2024 09:57 AM (XV/Pl)

Remember when Oblabla made a big deal about "a plan they were working on to turn Texas Blue"

This is that.

Only now it's being applied nationwide.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 10, 2024 10:12 AM (nFnyb)

198 (wait for it)

Posted by: Muldoon at April 10, 2024 10:11 AM (991eG)

worth the wait LOL

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 10, 2024 10:13 AM (SfhV1)

199 94 Turn it sideways. Looks like four boobs and a vagina.
Posted by: Muldoon

What is going on?! Another day they're not taking boob bait.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it too you, too at April 10, 2024 10:13 AM (NFX2v)

200 New York 3,146,343 24 1,493,621

Almost 1 out of 2 DO NOT EXIST

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 10, 2024 10:13 AM (ENQN6)

201 January 2011 to Present Totals

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 10, 2024 10:10 AM (U7wke)

Ah, that's almost comforting in context. Until you get to the number of dead people trying to register.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 10, 2024 10:14 AM (XjtdB)

202 January 2011 to Present Totals

Ooops!

So solly!

Posted by: pawn at April 10, 2024 10:14 AM (QB+5g)

203 94 Turn it sideways. Looks like four boobs and a vagina.
Posted by: Muldoon

I saw four boobs and a vagina open for Pussy Riot in Moscow in 1999.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 10, 2024 10:15 AM (ENQN6)

204 The junta is giving ss numbers to illegals and automatically trying to register them to vote.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 10, 2024 10:15 AM (6+lcH)

205 I was once doing some consulting work for a client that needed to call a fedgov open API. It wasn’t working, some errors were thrown. We tried to get in touch with someone who could help out. It took a week before someone got back. And that someone had no idea what the issue was. We finally figured it out ourselves, turned out it was a syntax error on our part. But you’d think something simple like that could have been figured out by their “support” team.

It’s things like this that make me question anything fedgov related. Data accuracy included.

Posted by: Montec at April 10, 2024 10:16 AM (tpjlM)

206 My guess would be that someone is using the system to check SSNs which are "available" to be used for fraud by using the "verify if this person can vote" system. This is entirely a guess.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Good guess
Posted by: Thomas Paine
======
Very good as TX morons here have assured us that photo I.D. etc. are required to vote there so none of these new or completely-fake registers would be able to be voted for by another/s.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 10, 2024 10:17 AM (vtyCZ)

207 Whaaaaaaaaaa?
Posted by: Montec at

Who knows... He has frequent sanctimonious, largely incoherent outbursts here. Day drinking, I expect.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 10, 2024 10:17 AM (0FoWg)

208 In a country of 350M, we will have 5.8B registered voters. But, you can't purge the rolls because there is a risk you might disenfranchise one old black woman in Philly.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 10, 2024 10:18 AM (6I5kv)

209 Very good as TX morons here have assured us that photo I.D. etc. are required to vote there so none of these new or completely-fake registers would be able to be voted for by another/s.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 10, 2024 10:17 AM (vtyCZ)

When Kim Ogg Came to Vote Today, She Found Someone Else Voted in Her Name

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 10, 2024 10:18 AM (ENQN6)

210 Looks nice but I've seen high school work that looked better.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 10, 2024 10:18 AM (2fIO4)

211 This puts me in the mood for lemon poppyseed pound cake.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 10, 2024 10:03 AM (NpAcC).

I make a mean one but it always gives me heartburn.

Posted by: ... at April 10, 2024 10:19 AM (JpCVk)

212 ... We finally figured it out ourselves, turned out it was a syntax error on our part. But you’d think something simple like that could have been figured out by their “support” team.

It’s things like this that make me question anything fedgov related. Data accuracy included.
Posted by: Montec at April 10, 2024 10:16 AM (tpjlM)
++++
Indeed, and I dig it. Anything "open" is going to suck, especially in the government. No money in it.

But things like SSA queries (for numbers and status, anyway) are restricted systems and I'd be willing to bet that the SSA charges for access if you're a qualified user (a state government, a third-party background check company, etc.). Agencies like SSA *must* have reliable data or the wheels fly off the entire federal government.

The data are less reliable than ever (ironic, given the ease of data transfer and scale of ingest sources that we have now at shockingly low cost), but they're still consistent and comprehensive.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 10, 2024 10:19 AM (HnUIn)

213 My wife just texted me and she's at the Rijks Museum today, seeing the new Hals exhibition. Some people have all the fun.

Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at April 10, 2024 10:19 AM (nkc1K)

214 There are only a billion possible combinations of a social security number. You are going to have to share with at least one illegal.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 10, 2024 10:19 AM (6+lcH)

215 SS gets you a license.
License = photo Id to vote.
Obama’s army is gearing up.

Posted by: Montec at April 10, 2024 10:19 AM (tpjlM)

216 204 The junta is giving ss numbers to illegals and automatically trying to register them to vote.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 10, 2024 10:15 AM (6+lcH)

or filling out reg for a bunch of people then hoping to get a match
Smith H XXX-XX-1234

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 10, 2024 10:20 AM (ENQN6)

217 215 SS gets you a license.
License = photo Id to vote.
Obama’s army is gearing up.
Posted by: Montec at April 10, 2024 10:19 AM (tpjlM)

In some states yes. But in many you can get an ID card and some state also register to vote ID cards as the ID system is the Motor DL.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 10, 2024 10:21 AM (ENQN6)

218 Hmmm...funny, AZ, PA, IL are also way up there on queries on a recent per week gander.

Posted by: pawn at April 10, 2024 10:21 AM (QB+5g)

219 TX morons here have assured us that photo I.D. etc. are required to vote there so none of these new or completely-fake registers would be able to be voted for by another/s.
Posted by: andycanuck

I'm sure the democrat vote counters in Houston, Dallas, an El Paso will enforce that.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 10, 2024 10:21 AM (6+lcH)

220 SS gets you a license.
License = photo Id to vote.
Obama’s army is gearing up.
Posted by: Montec at April 10, 2024 10:19 AM (tpjlM)

They don't hafta take a driver's test ?

I KNEW it !

Posted by: JT at April 10, 2024 10:21 AM (T4tVD)

221 In some states yes. But in many you can get an ID card and some state also register to vote ID cards as the ID system is the Motor DL.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Aka, Motor Voter Laws.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 10, 2024 10:23 AM (FMTLw)

222
SS gets you a license.
License = photo Id to vote.
Obama’s army is gearing up.

Posted by: Montec at April 10, 2024 10:19 AM

In Pennsylvania you still have to show proof of being a US citizen. I don't know what they accept as proof.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 10, 2024 10:24 AM (RKVpM)

223 Jackson-Lee trying to figure out how to wear her eclipse glasses

https://twitter.com/EndWokeness/
status/1777740890817073628

seriously WTFO

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 10, 2024 10:24 AM (ENQN6)

224
Who knows... He has frequent sanctimonious, largely incoherent outbursts here. Day drinking, I expect.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 10, 2024 10:17 AM (0FoWg)

You are gonna have to narrow this down, bigly

Posted by: ... at April 10, 2024 10:24 AM (JpCVk)

225 221 In some states yes. But in many you can get an ID card and some state also register to vote ID cards as the ID system is the Motor DL.
Posted by: rhennigantx

But I assume you need a valid SS for all of those? That’s what the queries are for. Find a valid number, use it to get some ID. Then use that Id to vote. One Obama army member can get 100 of them and vote 100 times. With early voting that’s only a few times per day. Maybe add in a few mail in ballots as well. That’s how your turn Texas blue and keep Arizona and Georgia blue.

Posted by: Montec at April 10, 2024 10:25 AM (tpjlM)

226 I'm sure the democrat vote counters in Houston, Dallas, an El Paso will enforce that.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 10, 2024 10:21 AM (6+lcH)

Supposedly you must have an ID to scan that then pulls up your registration.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 10, 2024 10:25 AM (ENQN6)

227 Put those back you lemon stealing whore!!

Posted by: Hall of Classic Memes at April 10, 2024 10:25 AM (i3UvU)

228 Denver slams out Real ID cards for illegals like an assembly line. Go to the DMV at Mississippi & Raritan. That's the one they use for the illegals to get their welfare & vote fraud cards. There will be a heaving throng of Aztecs massed in that parking lot by 9am, every day of the week.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 10, 2024 10:25 AM (0FoWg)

229 Sometimes a lemon is just a lemon.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 10, 2024 10:27 AM (aD39U)

230 There's a likely connection between the 20 - 30 million illegals that've poured over the border and the number of SSA registrations being reported... at least the number of registrations, or attempted ones since 2020.

FedGov is allowing them to obtain driver's licenses. In some states, the "RealID" license. Those require a number of forms of ID, including a social security card, among other IDs. I believe the illegals can substitute some sort of immigration form, but I'll bet most have a bogus SSN assigned to them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 10, 2024 10:27 AM (Q4IgG)

231 Sometimes a lemon is just a lemon.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

I know jack about lemons.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 10, 2024 10:27 AM (9yWhg)

232 In some states yes. But in many you can get an ID card and some state also register to vote ID cards as the ID system is the Motor DL.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 10, 2024 10:21 AM (ENQN6)
++++
I don't know, but I strongly suspect that this is how I ended up with several voter registrations in CO.

In the 2020 election, I got *five* ballots delivered to my apartment. Two were for previous tenants. I had lived in that apartment for close to a decade and had never gotten a ballot for a previous tenant before, but I did in 2020. I also got three for me:
- Joe Mannix
- Joseph Mannix
- Joseph R. Mannix

I have no clue where the extra two registrations came from. I have used all three names (with the associated "Declaration of One and the Same" forms), but I only registered once. Somehow, other variants of my name - all with my address - ended up in the registration system. My guess is "automation run amok" and everyone is pretty happy with that because of fraud potential.

The state sent me the means to commit voter fraud in 2020. How many people - either out of carelessness or deliberate crime - would have returned all five ballots?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 10, 2024 10:28 AM (HnUIn)

233 Morning.

No limes?

Racism, straight up.

Posted by: Robert at April 10, 2024 10:28 AM (wtPTj)

234 Sometimes a lemon is just a lemon.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

What if it identifies as a watermelon ?

Posted by: JT at April 10, 2024 10:29 AM (T4tVD)

235 How many people - either out of carelessness or deliberate crime - would have returned all five ballots?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 10, 2024 10:28 AM (HnUIn)

How many people on the left *spit* or on the right?

Posted by: Robert at April 10, 2024 10:29 AM (wtPTj)

236 In Pennsylvania you still have to show proof of being a US citizen. I don't know what they accept as proof.
Posted by: Divide by Zero
------

EBT card?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 10, 2024 10:30 AM (XeU6L)

237 Jackson-Lee trying to figure out how to wear her eclipse glasses

https://twitter.com/EndWokeness/
status/1777740890817073628

seriously WTFO

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 10, 2024 10:24 AM (ENQN6)

Been a rep since '95...hard to believe.

Posted by: BignJames at April 10, 2024 10:31 AM (AwYPR)

238 Sometimes a lemon is just a lemon.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

What if it identifies as a watermelon ?
Posted by: JT

Then it's gonna have a ball!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 10, 2024 10:31 AM (9yWhg)

239 "Don't put your faith in love, my boy" my father said to me
"I fear you'll find that love is like the lovely lemon tree"

Posted by: Peter, Paul and Mary at April 10, 2024 10:31 AM (dg+HA)

240 I know jack about lemons.
--------
It didn't Don on you??

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 10, 2024 10:31 AM (vtyCZ)

241 Joe Biden
@JoeBiden
Let’s look at where Trump and MAGA extremists would take the country if they win again.

Exploding the national debt, threatening to cut Social Security and Medicare, and passing a national ban on a woman’s right to choose.

We can't go back.

-
OMG! Exploding national debt! We can't have that!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 10, 2024 10:33 AM (FVME7)

242 In Pennsylvania you still have to show proof of being a US citizen. I don't know what they accept as proof.
Posted by: Divide by Zero
------
a good feeling you look like a honest soul

Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at April 10, 2024 10:33 AM (h/Xrm)

243 ¿Que?

Posted by: Jose Roberto Mannixua at April 10, 2024 10:34 AM (vtyCZ)

244 OMG! Exploding national debt! We can't have that!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 10, 2024 10:33 AM (FVME7)

Joe cut the deficit!...Didn't you hear!?!

Posted by: BignJames at April 10, 2024 10:34 AM (AwYPR)

245 OMG! Exploding national debt! We can't have that!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 10, 2024 10:33 AM (FVME7)
++++
Unreal.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 10, 2024 10:34 AM (HnUIn)

246 Joe Biden
@JoeBiden
Let’s look at where Trump and MAGA extremists would take the country if they win again.

Exploding the national debt, threatening to cut Social Security and Medicare, and passing a national ban on a woman’s right to choose.

We can't go back.

-
OMG! Exploding national debt! We can't have that!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 10, 2024 10:33 AM (FVME

Opposite day? I'm pretty sure that's all what Trump explicitly has said he wouldn't do.

Posted by: LASue at April 10, 2024 10:35 AM (+kWhq)

247 I honestly don’t know how the lights will stay in in 30 years when these cretins are in charge of everything,

Posted by: Montec at April 10, 2024 09:54 AM (tpjlM)
==
They will be the proles for the dwindling core of competent people who will almost be like gods.

Posted by: Black JEM at April 10, 2024 10:35 AM (GZYu7)

248 232 I have no clue where the extra two registrations came from. I have used all three names (with the associated "Declaration of One and the Same" forms), but I only registered once. Somehow, other variants of my name - all with my address - ended up in the registration system. My guess is "automation run amok" and everyone is pretty happy with that because of fraud potential.

The state sent me the means to commit voter fraud in 2020. How many people - either out of carelessness or deliberate crime - would have returned all five ballots?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 10, 2024 10:28 AM (HnUIn)

The house I'm currently renting (no, can't afford to buy one, my job pays less than shit), I still get mail for like the 6 previous tenants, PLUS the owner's son.

Kind of dreading if a mail-in ballot for all of them get sent here.

Posted by: XTC at April 10, 2024 10:35 AM (UnA8+)

249 Disenfranchised - another stupid word. Are they sufficiently enfranchised yet? How can we enfranchise them more?

Posted by: ... at April 10, 2024 10:36 AM (JpCVk)

250 We can't go back.
-------

That's why my slogan is literally "Build Back".

Posted by: ... at April 10, 2024 10:37 AM (JpCVk)

251 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 30m
JUST IN - U.S. inflation rises to 3.5%, hotter than expected.

Catturd ™ @catturd2 26m
Anyone who believes inflation is only 3.5% doesn't buy their own groceries.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 10, 2024 10:37 AM (vtyCZ)

252 249 Disenfranchisementarianism

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 10, 2024 10:37 AM (9yWhg)

253 At least this looks like art

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 10, 2024 10:38 AM (JMAcK)

254 Baby's Got Build Back!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 10, 2024 10:38 AM (FVME7)

255 A fairly common name & a death certificate.

Dad had a common 'Irish' given & surname & died prior to obtaining "old age." Someone or group got a hold of his SSN & my mother had to argue for many years he was dead because she was drawing a small pension from civil service and dad would have gotten SS. "Double dipping" on the part of a Fed was a huge deal when it came to pension factoring.

She wasn't the only widow who spent decades trying to straighten out finances.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it too you, too at April 10, 2024 10:39 AM (NFX2v)

256 58 There's more lemon art out there, but be careful what you wish for...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 10, 2024 09:41 AM (gSZYf)

Cool! I'm a fan of the citrus family: lemon, lime, grapefruit, orange etc etc

Bring it!

Posted by: kallisto at April 10, 2024 10:41 AM (dCxaZ)

257 It puts the lemon on its shell.

Posted by: ... at April 10, 2024 10:42 AM (JpCVk)

258 There's more lemon art out there, but be careful what you wish for...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Sounds like a party...

Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at April 10, 2024 10:42 AM (OUMaO)

259 even lemons on trees, that would be a lovely painting

or an orangerie

Posted by: kallisto at April 10, 2024 10:42 AM (dCxaZ)

260 223 >>>Jackson-Lee trying to figure out how to wear her eclipse glasses

https://twitter.com/EndWokeness/
status/1777740890817073628

seriously WTFO

My favorite part is when she says -- into the live microphone, which she begins carrying round inexplicably -- "Just act like you can see."

Talk about a metaphor for her entire adult life.

Posted by: red speck at April 10, 2024 10:42 AM (0Id0S)

261 Jackson-Lee trying to figure out how to wear her eclipse glasses

https://twitter.com/EndWokeness/
status/1777740890817073628

seriously WTFO
Posted by: rhennigantx

I think she thinks you wear it like a covid mask.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 10, 2024 10:42 AM (FVME7)

262 Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson 16h
The FBI is targeting Americans who have broken no laws—
The FBI is targeting Americans who have engaged in no violence or criminal behavior—
The FBI is targeting Americans for supporting creators that the government doesn’t want you to support.
It’s viewpoint discrimination.
Still think you live in a free country?

Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie 13h
🚨 Congress gives itself a carve out in the reauthorization of FISA 702 warrantless spying on Americans.

The bill requires the FBI to notify and seek consent from Congress before violating the privacy of Congressmen.

This will persuade many members of Congress to vote yes.

Catturd @catturd2 1h
Just so you're clear ... The uniparty in Washington DC are giving the FBI power to spy on you, for any reason, without a warrant ... but they exempted themselves from the same law.
These people are lowlife scumbags.

Jack Poso @JackPosobiec 2h
"KILL FISA"

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump 8h
KILL FISA, IT WAS ILLEGALLY USED AGAINST ME, AND MANY OTHERS. THEY SPIED ON MY CAMPAIGN!!! DJT

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 10, 2024 10:43 AM (vtyCZ)

263 222 In Pennsylvania you still have to show proof of being a US citizen. I don't know what they accept as proof.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 10, 2024 10:24 AM (RKVpM)

Jorji Costava's passport from "Papers, Please" comes to mind: https://tinyurl.com/preview/adjvaerc

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 10, 2024 10:43 AM (DTX3h)

264 I've been getting groceries delivered form Instacart and Whole Foods, and overall, it hasn't been a bad experience.

I got the last delivery from Sprouts, which usually has great produce. The grapefruits from the last order were unimpressive though. They were the size of big oranges, and although they were supposed to be pink, they kind of weren't.

womp womp

Posted by: kallisto at April 10, 2024 10:43 AM (dCxaZ)

265 The state sent me the means to commit voter fraud in 2020. How many people - either out of carelessness or deliberate crime - would have returned all five ballots?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 10, 2024 10:28 AM (HnUIn)
==
I think the Rasmussen poll suggested 1 in 4 or 5, right?

Posted by: Black JEM at April 10, 2024 10:45 AM (GZYu7)

266
https://twitter.com/EndWokeness/
status/1777740890817073628

seriously WTFO
*
My favorite part is when she says -- into the live microphone, which she begins carrying round inexplicably -- "Just act like you can see."

Talk about a metaphor for her entire adult life.
Posted by: red speck at April 10, 2024

***
The horrifying thing, and ditto for Hank Johnson and his "Guam may tip over and capsize" comment, is that nobody laughed in her face.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 10, 2024 10:45 AM (J2vNu)

267 I think it all depends on who is shopping for you. I've found that when it's a young man, it's kind of a crap shoot wrt picking out good produce.

Posted by: kallisto at April 10, 2024 10:45 AM (dCxaZ)

268 I think it all depends on who is shopping for you. I've found that when it's a young man, it's kind of a crap shoot wrt picking out good produce.
Posted by: kallisto

They're good with melons. Young, firm melons.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 10, 2024 10:47 AM (9yWhg)

269 I've been getting groceries delivered form Instacart and Whole Foods, and overall, it hasn't been a bad experience.

I got the last delivery from Sprouts, which usually has great produce. The grapefruits from the last order were unimpressive though. They were the size of big oranges, and although they were supposed to be pink, they kind of weren't.

womp womp
Posted by: kallisto

Vegetable, fruits, & meat are the things we DON'T do for curbside pickup.

Wife is bigly picky when it comes to that stuff.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 10, 2024 10:47 AM (FMTLw)

270 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump 8h
KILL FISA, IT WAS ILLEGALLY USED AGAINST ME, AND MANY OTHERS. THEY SPIED ON MY CAMPAIGN!!! DJT

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 10, 2024 10:43 AM (vtyCZ)

I wonder how much they goaded that kid in Idaho?

Posted by: BignJames at April 10, 2024 10:47 AM (AwYPR)

271 OK, I get it. There are only four lemons. Ha. Fooled me.

Posted by: javems at April 10, 2024 10:48 AM (xgBZ9)

272 @262

>>This will persuade many members of Congress to vote yes.

Johnson has proven to be no better than the rest of the GOP SOH clowns that have inhabited that role.

Sad.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 10, 2024 10:48 AM (XV/Pl)

273 It's like old Jimmy Cracker used to say, why not the best?

Steve Guest
@SteveGuest
MSNBC LOGIC:
Former RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel isn’t allowed on air and we will riot in order to end her NBC contributorship.
But disgraced lawyer and extortionist Michael Avenatti is allowed to call in to MSNBC Primetime from federal prison.

-
Well, Asshole Avenatti knows law inside (not so much out).

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 10, 2024 10:49 AM (FVME7)

274 @catturd2
Just so you're clear ... The uniparty in Washington DC are giving the FBI power to spy on you, for any reason, without a warrant ... but they exempted themselves from the same law.
These people are lowlife scumbags. ...
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 10, 2024 10:43 AM (vtyCZ)
++++
Lowlife. Indeed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 10, 2024 10:52 AM (HnUIn)

275 Johnson has proven to be no better than the rest of the GOP SOH clowns that have inhabited that role.

Yeah. I'm kind of rethinking my take on MTG's motion from a couple weeks ago. Unfortunately, a well-deserved booting of Johnson would almost certainly leave us with someone worse. Maybe much, much worse.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 10, 2024 10:53 AM (sNc8Y)

276 New York Post
@nypost
Gene Hackman, 94, spotted in new photos wearing nearly identical outfit from weeks earlier

-
Burn the witch! (Gene does not look good.)

https://shorturl.at/klvH6

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 10, 2024 10:53 AM (FVME7)

277 The Center Square, Mar 4, 2024 -
PennDOT supports licenses for undocumented immigrants.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it too you, too at April 10, 2024 10:54 AM (NFX2v)

278 New York Post
@nypost
Gene Hackman, 94, spotted in new photos wearing nearly identical outfit from weeks earlier

-
Burn the witch! (Gene does not look good.)

https://shorturl.at/klvH6
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 10, 2024 10:53 AM (FVME7)

Is the world really just a Seinfeld epispde?

Posted by: BignJames at April 10, 2024 10:55 AM (AwYPR)

279 Business is booming! Thanks, Joe!

New York Post
@nypost
Spam, Vienna Sausages demand ‘on fire’ as inflation rages: Cheap meat ‘a regular item again’

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 10, 2024 10:56 AM (FVME7)

280 Is the world really just a Seinfeld episode?
------
It's a world about nothing!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 10, 2024 10:56 AM (vtyCZ)

281 I love to eat my dog's poo too!

Posted by: Paul banned for eating his own scat at April 10, 2024 10:58 AM (XNbAB)

282 **shrugs**

OK, I guess. Not quite as depressed as I have been, lately, but still dragging. Got a legal thing hanging over my head that I'm trying to deal with.

I'll probably pop in now and then. Not up to regular commenting by a long shot.

Thanks for asking.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 10, 2024 10:00 AM

MP4, if you're still lurking, it's getting to be range weather. Give me a shout and we'll turn some money into smoke and noise!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 10, 2024 10:58 AM (5sOEG)

283 I wonder how much they goaded that kid in Idaho?

Random kids converting to Islam is a thing, but on the other hand there’s the FIB. So who knows.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 10, 2024 10:59 AM (3cXfB)

284 264 I've been getting groceries delivered form Instacart and Whole Foods, and overall, it hasn't been a bad experience.

I got the last delivery from Sprouts, which usually has great produce. The grapefruits from the last order were unimpressive though. They were the size of big oranges, and although they were supposed to be pink, they kind of weren't.

womp womp
Posted by: kallisto at April 10, 2024

I use hungryroot and enjoy it, but have discovered for produce their apples and grapes are amazing, everything else not so much with the exception of salads in a bag. Produce everywhere has been lacking. I usually do Fresh Market but even there it’s been sad.

Posted by: Piper at April 10, 2024 11:00 AM (ZdaMQ)

285 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Missed the thread.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2024 11:01 AM (tlZ7u)

286 Thank you, auto [IIRC] rewrite!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 10, 2024 11:01 AM (vtyCZ)

287 Weisenberg?....should I know who that is?...or care?

Posted by: BignJames at April 10, 2024 11:01 AM (AwYPR)

288 nood minkey

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 10, 2024 11:01 AM (vtyCZ)

289 Nood

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 10, 2024 11:02 AM (9yWhg)

290
Disclose.tv @disclosetv 30m
JUST IN - U.S. inflation rises to 3.5%, hotter than expected.

Catturd ™ @catturd2 26m
Anyone who believes inflation is only 3.5% doesn't buy their own groceries.
Posted by: andycanuck

Do they even count food and energy?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 10, 2024 11:02 AM (63Dwl)

291 Do they even count food and energy?
----
No one uses those! But computer prices are down 5000% from 1968!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 10, 2024 11:04 AM (vtyCZ)

292 Is the world really just a Seinfeld episode?

********

Yes it is. And it's fabulous!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 10, 2024 11:04 AM (991eG)

293 New York Post
@nypost
Gene Hackman, 94, spotted in new photos wearing nearly identical outfit from weeks earlier

-
Burn the witch! (Gene does not look good.)

https://shorturl.at/klvH6
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 10, 2024 10:53 AM (FVME7)

If only...follow me here...there were a way for people to clean clothing that they've worn,

instead of just wearing dirty clothing over and over again or having to buy the exact same outfit over and over.

Why then people could wear the same clothes, but. they'd. be. clean!!!!1111!!!!

Unfortunately, that technology doesn't exist according to that fine paper of record the New York Post and probably never will.

Sad.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 10, 2024 11:05 AM (nFnyb)

294 Do they even count food and energy?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 10, 2024 11:02 AM (63Dwl)
==
Not anymore.

Posted by: Black JEM at April 10, 2024 11:05 AM (GZYu7)

295 (Gene does not look good.)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 10, 2024 10:53 AM

--

He looked like a 50-year-old man for 40 years.

Posted by: Paul Cezanne at April 10, 2024 12:02 PM (wzAuc)

296 Lemon very pretty, And the lemon flower is sweet, But the fruit of the poor lemon, Is impossible to eat

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 10, 2024 06:05 PM (wGqjj)

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