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Be All That You Can ONT
Hi everybody! Welcome to Thursday's ONT. C'mon downstairs and we'll get started.
Just struck me as a really weird layout for stairs.
Baby Race
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) April 5, 2024
Vaginal weightlifter sex coach charged with assaulting census taker who knocked at door
A “vaginal weightlifter” who runs “intimacy retreats” has been charged following an alleged altercation with a 60-year-old census worker. Sex and relationship coach Kimberley Hawrelak, 50, is said to have attacked an employee of the Australian Bureau of Statistics. The worker had knocked on the door of her multi-million-dollar home in New South Wales. According to the Daily Mail, the incident happened last August at her property in Cumming Parade, Point Lookout, which is in the New England region of the state. Canadian-born Hawrelak, who has almost 200,000 followers on Facebook and Instagram, has a podcast called Orgasmic Enlightenment and describes herself as a “vaginal weightlifter (and) surfer”.A Multi-million dollar home huh? Kinda sad how vaginal weightlifting has become corrupted by money. I remember when it was all about love of the sport. Science Corner The World’s 10 Most Endangered Animals of 2024
Out of all five rhino species, the javan rhino is the most endangered. With fewer than 70 left in the wild, they are likely to go extinct from disease, poaching, and habitat destruction. These rhinos are known to be found roaming in the Ujong Kulon National Park in Indonesia. In Vietnam, the last known javan rhino in this area was poached in 2010.I really like how some countries are moving against poachers. A lot of these preserves are guarded round the clock with heavily armed troops that have shoot to kill orders if they spot a poacher. Good. I wonder how that would work on the southern border...
Sports
NFL owners approve massive revamp to kickoff play There's video of how it works at the link.
During the 2024 season, kickers will continue to kick from the 35-yard line, but the other 10 players on the kickoff team will line up at the receiving team's 40-yard line. At least nine members of the return team will line up in a "setup zone" between the 35- and 30-yard lines. Up to two returners can line up in a "landing zone" between the goal line and the 20-yard line. No one other than the kicker and returner(s) can move until the ball hits the ground or hits a player inside the landing zone. Touchbacks will be marked at the 30-yard line, and no fair catches will be allowed. In the event a team wants to attempt an onside kick, it will have to inform officials of its intent and would then be allowed to use the NFL's traditional formation. No surprise onside kicks will be allowed.So what do you think? If they return to the actual traditional onside kick, where the players run along with the kicker, I like that bit. Onside kicks from a standing start are almost impossible to pull off. As to the rest...I dunno. Anyone got an opinion?
Unrest In The Hat
Canadians Present A Major Threat If They Realize They Won’t Own A Home: RCMP
One of the concerns law enforcement is warning about is the impact of eroding economic conditions. Especially when it comes to young adults. “The coming period of recession will also accelerate the decline in living standards that the younger generations have already witnessed compared to earlier generations,” reads the report. Canada may have seen a pandemic economic boom, but it was largely related to rapidly appreciating real estate. Unfortunately, that doesn’t apply to young adults who saw housing get further out of reach. “For example, many Canadians under 35 are unlikely to ever buy a place to live. The fallout from this decline in living standards will be exacerbated by the difference between the extremes of wealth, which is greater now in developed countries than it has been at any time in several generations,” warns the RCMP.So it turns out that people tend to get upset when you wreck the economy with left wing economic policy, tax them to death to support it and import millions of migrants, many of whom live on the dole. This is my shocked face.
Beep Beep It's A Jeep Origins of the Jeep: The Birthing of an Off-Road Legend
You won't find an "Aha!" moment in the jeep story. The closest is a meeting between a U.S. Army Ordnance subcommittee and the American Bantam Car Company of Butler, Pennsylvania, in early June of 1940. The subcommittee was on a fact-finding mission and included representatives of the various branches of the Army. The initial goal was to discuss light reconnaissance vehicles to replace the motorcycle and see some militarized Bantam cars in action. It's clear a light 4x4 was in the minds of the subcommittee, so the general idea was discussed and Bantam's brain trust proffered some good ideas. Not long after the subcommittee meetings, Bantam presented a very complete set of vehicle specifications and plans, and offered to negotiate a contract for a small run of experimental 4x4 vehicles. That offer was refused, and Bantam was later shocked to learn the government was sending out invitations to bid on a short-wheelbase 4x4 to a large number of auto manufacturers. That grated especially hard because Bantam had helped flesh out the specifications. The paperwork specified a rigid schedule for completion of the first prototype in 49 days and final delivery of 61 vehicles 26 days after that prototype was approved. An additional two weeks was allotted for the completion of eight four-wheel-steer variants for a total of 70 vehicles.The article also traced the development of the Willys and Ford models. Interesting stuff.
Texit
All Glory to Independent Texas, Comrade! Jim Geraghty claims that a lot of the talk of a Texas secession from the union is Russian propaganda. Maybe so, but I have to tell you, a lot of people down here are muttering about it under their breath. And I take issue with this paragraph:
Let’s also note that the independent electric grid of Texas that he’s boasting about has been, er, less than ideal in recent years. After the major power crisis in winter 2021, it’s tough to believe that any Texan would be boasting that the electric grid is one of the reasons the state ought to secede.Well, we had to take a lot of oil and gas power stations offline and replace them with boondoggles like wind and solar because of federal mandates. That was a huge contributor to the power problems. If we remove the feds, you can be damn sure we'd reverse those. Texas has more than enough natural gas to power the entire state, we'd damn sure use it.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at April 04, 2024 10:01 PM (CzrWI)
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #204 at April 04, 2024 10:01 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: TRex at April 04, 2024 10:01 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at April 04, 2024 10:01 PM (kOluj)
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Posted by: Stinky at April 04, 2024 10:02 PM (4KEg/)
Posted by: M. C. Escher at April 04, 2024 10:02 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 04, 2024 10:03 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 04, 2024 10:04 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 04, 2024 10:05 PM (9yWhg)
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Government committee design.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 04, 2024 10:03 PM (FVME7)
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They got paid by the stair...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 04, 2024 10:05 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2024 10:05 PM (iNUL3)
Posted by: Dr. T at April 04, 2024 10:05 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2024 10:05 PM (RIvkX)
That Diplomacy game you hosted seems like a long way away.
How is the new thespian sideline coming along?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2024 10:06 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: RickZ at April 04, 2024 10:06 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 04, 2024 10:08 PM (gaKzR)
Posted by: RickZ at April 04, 2024 10:06 PM (emlEe)
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The fact that WeirdDave himself is "weird" should give him a bit of extra credibility when he points out the weirdness around him.
Takes one to know one and all that...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 04, 2024 10:08 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #205 at April 04, 2024 10:08 PM (qfLjt)
My suggestion for candidates for eternal damnation is for the engineers/designers that came up with the attachment procedure for filtered water faucets at the kitchen sink countertop.
How the **** can one effectively get any type of wrench on the nut that threads onto the stem poking into the cabinet?
I had to jam my rather thick self into the cavity and reach up to attempt to tighten that thang. Oh wait - it's really a three handed process. Bastids.
(The main faucet wasn't so bad. Someone did some noodling on the problem during the design)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2024 10:10 PM (pIKd9)
We're doomed.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 04, 2024 10:10 PM (V8he0)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 04, 2024 10:10 PM (gaKzR)
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #206 at April 04, 2024 10:10 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 04, 2024 10:10 PM (CFtGR)
However, the statement was not the only gaffe during the speech, which including an embarrassing moment where the octogenarian referred to the 'O'Biden administration' instead of Obama.
Posted by: Don Black at April 04, 2024 10:11 PM (oCjPU)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 04, 2024 10:11 PM (9yWhg)
Did she squeeze her butt cheeks together and rip his dick off? Lie to me if you have to.
*habadahabadahabada*
Posted by: Eddie Murphy at April 04, 2024 10:12 PM (MsrgL)
Posted by: javems at April 04, 2024 10:12 PM (8I4hW)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 04, 2024 10:13 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 04, 2024 10:13 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 04, 2024 10:13 PM (E6tGB)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 04, 2024 10:10 PM (CFtGR)
I'm sure there are some illegals working construction here who could give that a run for their money.
Who you gonna sue, pendejo?
Posted by: RickZ at April 04, 2024 10:14 PM (emlEe)
We're going to need a shitload of helicopters.
Jim Geraghty claims that a lot of the talk of a Texas secession from the union is Russian propaganda.
I think *somebody* wants to cut in line...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 04, 2024 10:14 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Don Black at April 04, 2024 10:11 PM (oCjPU)
And that's no blarney!
I'll see myself out.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 04, 2024 10:14 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: GWB at April 04, 2024 10:14 PM (69JzL)
Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at April 04, 2024 10:15 PM (n3DL0)
Ukrainian name. Edmonton had a long (self)serving Liberal Mayor by the name of William Hawrelak. He and his wife had 3 daughters. Timing is close...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2024 10:15 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Escher at April 04, 2024 10:15 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Ciampino - Bring Your Own Machete at April 04, 2024 10:15 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: GWB at April 04, 2024 10:15 PM (69JzL)
Posted by: Robert at April 04, 2024 10:16 PM (1Yy3c)
100% of the time.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 04, 2024 10:13 PM (w6EFb)
I still want a canal!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 04, 2024 10:16 PM (llON8)
Posted by: TRex at April 04, 2024 10:16 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Piper at April 04, 2024 10:16 PM (ZdaMQ)
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Is AI writing headlines already? This sounds like made-up gobbledygook.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 04, 2024 10:17 PM (3e3hy)
Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at April 04, 2024 10:17 PM (6I2Cp)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2024 10:18 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Adriane the Sci Fi Old School Critic . . . at April 04, 2024 10:18 PM (4Winp)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2024 10:19 PM (u82oZ)
She grabs it by her pussy?
Posted by: Mrs YD at April 04, 2024 10:19 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 04, 2024 10:13 PM (E6tGB)
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You can achieve same with a RH implement by standing on your head or moving to Australia. Also vaginal weights.
Posted by: Ciampino - Bring Your Own Booze at April 04, 2024 10:19 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2024 10:19 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at April 04, 2024 10:19 PM (eYF7X)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 04, 2024 10:17 PM (3e3hy)
I found an even better candidate earlier today, supposedly from the Independent (UK).
"How Climate Change Is Hitting Vulnerable Indonesian Trans Sex Workers"
I really want to believe that's either AI, or an April Fools' headline.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 04, 2024 10:19 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: fd at April 04, 2024 10:19 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Party Animal at April 04, 2024 10:20 PM (V5BDR)
I auditioned for the role of the wizard in Wizard of Oz this week but didn't get the part. The director is a friend of mine and he's gay, when he called me today to tell me I asked him "Is it too late for that casting couch thingy?". He about died laughing.
Posted by: Weirddave at April 04, 2024 10:20 PM (6/M8P)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 04, 2024 10:16 PM (llON
Embrace the power of "and."
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 04, 2024 10:20 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 04, 2024 10:20 PM (3e3hy)
Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2024 10:20 PM (DgGvY)
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Think it's a specific and weird wrench.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 04, 2024 10:20 PM (gaKzR)
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Is AI writing headlines already? This sounds like made-up gobbledygook.
Posted by: All Hail Eris
Well, look at it this way. If she were a grandmother, and her daughter had a daughter, and she, her daughter, and her grand daughter all lined up with her on the left...
A mechanic would call that "lefty tighty, righty loosey".
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 04, 2024 10:21 PM (MsrgL)
Where does the required transgender stand?
This is the gayest shit I've ever heard. I'm glad I lived when I did because the next 50 years are going to really suck.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2024 10:21 PM (LkLld)
Heinlein, Clarke, and Asimov.
A three-body problem. Throw David Brin, Larry Niven, Christopher Anvil, and Pohl Kornbluth in there and we can talk.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2024 10:21 PM (u82oZ)
She grabs it by her pussy?
Posted by: Mrs YD at April 04, 2024 10:19 PM (vFG9F)
I wonder how she fares at launching ping-pong balls?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2024 10:21 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Weirddave at April 04, 2024 10:20 PM (6/M8P)
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And then he paused and said "Hmmmm..."
Pay no attention to the two men behind the curtain!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 04, 2024 10:22 PM (3e3hy)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2024 10:18 PM (u82oZ)
{{{NaCly}}} The RA has been bothering him a bit more than usual, but other than that we're all doing fine. I hope you and yours are, as well!
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 04, 2024 10:22 PM (w6EFb)
The Paolo, how you say, has coach many in the ways of the clean and jerk.
Posted by: The Paolo at April 04, 2024 10:22 PM (pIKd9)
Inquiring minds want to know.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 04, 2024 10:23 PM (VNX3d)
We're doomed.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 04, 2024 10:10 PM (V8he0)
Doomed!
Ye wannae hear aboot the auld empty barn?
Posted by: Private Frazer at April 04, 2024 10:23 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2024 10:23 PM (XV/Pl)
His tormentors are now taking victory laps.
Alex De Campi wrote...
'Also every big name white comics guy who follows me, this is what happens when you don't stand up for marginalized people in your industry. We deal with this shit constantly and you can't be bothered to say "hey maybe stop attacking female, PoC, and/or queer creators"'
(Transcribed from a screen cap on Ya Boi Zack's YouTube page posted under the Community tab. Her Twatter is set to private.)
She then follows that up with a freakin' *affiliate link* to an anti-doxxing site called Delete Me.
Fucking insane.
Posted by: Robert at April 04, 2024 10:23 PM (1Yy3c)
So a big waste of everyone's time
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 04, 2024 10:23 PM (klJTj)
Probably just a whore with a fancy job description.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 04, 2024 10:24 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Montec at April 04, 2024 10:24 PM (TkLS0)
Did you get a guard dog for your chickens? If so, how is that working.
Thinking of Guinea Hens myself.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2024 10:24 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Pres. Biden at April 04, 2024 10:24 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 04, 2024 10:24 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at April 04, 2024 10:24 PM (as3uC)
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Imagine taking a Time Machine to 1980 and showing this headline to people.
Posted by: Montec at April 04, 2024 10:24 PM (TkLS0)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2024 10:21 PM (LkLld)
Amen, dude. My youth was a golden time. Best that it sucks while I'm old.
ER. OldER.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 04, 2024 10:25 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 04, 2024 10:25 PM (9yWhg)
No. What you need is a tractor with a front bucket and a PTO.
The PTO will change your life.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2024 10:25 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2024 10:21 PM (LkLld)
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I feel just the opposite. I want to be a witness and a participant.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 04, 2024 10:25 PM (gaKzR)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 04, 2024 10:13 PM (W/lyH)
The decline is usually very abrupt, too. Things may be going along swimmingly, even slightly downhill, until it quickly becomes a steep cliff with the bottom literally falling out.
I am so sick and tired of saying this, but each time it just seems more and more true: This election is going to be the most important of my lifetime for a lot of people for a lot of reasons. Are the globalists going to stick their fingers in our eyes again and steal an election while calling us crazy? Are we allowing in the country the army us citizens will have to fight in a civil war for OUR Nation? When goods and services stop happening/being delivered, it's all over. We are fast approaching that point. Just a few more 'green' laws and 'bridge accidents' ought to do the trick, if they can steal 'this most important of my lifetime' election.
Posted by: RickZ at April 04, 2024 10:25 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 04, 2024 10:25 PM (CFtGR)
Posted by: Aussie Vaginal Weighlifting Coach at April 04, 2024 10:25 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2024 10:21 PM (tkR6S)
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The guys at the gym are complaining that the 50-lb. kettlebells always smell funny.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2024 10:25 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Braenyard
I even have the weird wrench.
https://tinyurl.com/4e8wh64j
But nooooooo - it doesn't work on a 1/2 in nut. The nut is too small.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2024 10:25 PM (pIKd9)
She is home from the hospital, and doing better at home. For some small value of better. Thanks for asking.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2024 10:26 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2024 10:21 PM (tkR6S)
Or smoking a cigar, not that I've seen such a thing at a county fair carnival in youth.
Posted by: javems at April 04, 2024 10:26 PM (8I4hW)
Posted by: Montec at April 04, 2024 10:24 PM (TkLS0)
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To be fair, the 90's had the Jim Rose Circus Sideshow.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 04, 2024 10:27 PM (3e3hy)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 04, 2024 10:23 PM (klJTj)
Are you not entertained? This will be grist for the Moron mill for weeks.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2024 10:27 PM (tkR6S)
Don't worry. If they get out of control Castro's bastard son will bring out the jackbooted thugs, like he did with the truckers.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 04, 2024 10:27 PM (0Htd1)
Greetings Everyone!
Still reeling from this morning's news about JJ. Sefton. Prayers up for positive medical news and a full recovery.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 04, 2024 10:28 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Piper at April 04, 2024 10:28 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: javems at April 04, 2024 10:26 PM (8I4hW)
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Did you grow up in Manila?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2024 10:28 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 04, 2024 10:28 PM (3e3hy)
And they score 4 blerns if they bounce the kickoff off the uprights.
Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2024 10:28 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2024 10:24 PM (u82oZ)
You want to make sure they are really from Italy.
Posted by: Fowl Ball at April 04, 2024 10:28 PM (V5BDR)
I sorta feel bad for Canucks who didn’t buy.
Posted by: Montec at April 04, 2024 10:29 PM (TkLS0)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
Go on. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2024 10:29 PM (pIKd9)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 04, 2024 10:29 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Ned Santee at April 04, 2024 10:30 PM (86oqS)
Friday by Heinlein.
Dream Park by Niven & Barnes.
Gorilla War by Brin.
The Legend of the Paper Starship. Trans from Japanese, author unknown (to me).
Collected short stories by Robert Sheckley.
Titan, Wizard, & Demon (trilogy) John Varley.
Ah for the good ol’ days …
Posted by: Adriane the Sci Fi Old School Critic . . . at April 04, 2024 10:30 PM (4Winp)
I am comforted by the historical fate of revolutionaries in Russia. All the Pravda editors but Stalin and Lenin dies early. Some after torture, some in gulags.
Every person that was a threat to Stalin was eliminated, including all the early revolutionaries that made a Communist takeover a reality. It included their families, in most cases. This is the future the Left is striving for.
I plan to stay out of theri way.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2024 10:30 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 04, 2024 10:30 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2024 10:28 PM (DgGvY)
They could hire vaginal weightlifter lady as an NFL cheerleader. Hike!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2024 10:30 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Piper at April 04, 2024 10:16 PM (ZdaMQ)
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Yeah, that story doesn't smell right.
Posted by: Ciampino - Failed the smell test at April 04, 2024 10:30 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 04, 2024 10:30 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: Aussie Vaginal Weighlifting Coach at April 04, 2024 10:30 PM (4I/2K)
I stopped watching when Landry retired.
Posted by: GWB at April 04, 2024 10:31 PM (69JzL)
Did you get a guard dog for your chickens? If so, how is that working.
Thinking of Guinea Hens myself.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2024 10:24 PM (u82oZ)
I have a dog...
Guinea hens are said to be good little flea and tick murderers; however, they are VERY noisy. My neighbor had some years ago and if the dog started barking, the birds would start squawking, or vice versa. That might be a plus depending on what you want.
No idea what the eggs taste like and as far as I know very few people keep them for food of any variety.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 04, 2024 10:31 PM (llON8)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 04, 2024 10:28 PM (3e3hy)
LMAO!
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 04, 2024 10:31 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 04, 2024 10:31 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: King Lear at April 04, 2024 10:31 PM (yOPBE)
Posted by: Piper
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Yeah, that story doesn't smell right.
Posted by: Ciampino
Yeah, I'm not convinced the reporter has a firm grip on the facts.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2024 10:31 PM (pIKd9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2024 10:27 PM (tkR6S)
No doubt, the entertainment value is there. I was talking about the cops, courts, jurors, etc.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 04, 2024 10:31 PM (klJTj)
Posted by: Fowl Ball at April 04, 2024 10:28 PM (V5BDR)
And steer well clear of the Peecocks.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2024 10:31 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
* finger-in-the-cheek popping noise *
Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2024 10:32 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Montec at April 04, 2024 10:32 PM (TkLS0)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue
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Same here.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 04, 2024 10:32 PM (XeU6L)
Sekret room
Posted by: Braenyard at April 04, 2024 10:08 PM (gaKzR)
The dungeon is downstairs...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 10:32 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2024 10:28 PM (DgGvY)
But no mashies!
Posted by: RickZ at April 04, 2024 10:32 PM (emlEe)
She is home from the hospital, and doing better at home. For some small value of better. Thanks for asking.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2024
Poor thing. Lots of prayers for her!
Posted by: Piper at April 04, 2024 10:32 PM (ZdaMQ)
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All product endorsement money really killed the sport.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2024 10:32 PM (bo7UB)
>>ER. OldER.
I really do feel bad for kids growing up today because of them don't even seem to know what they are missing. Most of them seem to think living is watching other people do stuff on their phones.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2024 10:32 PM (LkLld)
https://tinyurl.com/4e8wh64j
But nooooooo - it doesn't work on a 1/2 in nut. The nut is too small.
Posted by: Tonypete at
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It's not that one. I have that one and offered it. It's a sleeve looking thing. AOP will know.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 04, 2024 10:33 PM (gaKzR)
We should talk more. I'm usually on the book thread.
I really liked Brin's Uplift War. Fiben was such a vibrant character.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2024 10:33 PM (u82oZ)
Not upset enough to vote against it. But upset.
Posted by: Government Num Nums Forever at April 04, 2024 10:33 PM (swPP2)
Posted by: The Paolo at April 04, 2024 10:22 PM (pIKd9)
Shouldn't that be, the jerk and clean?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 04, 2024 10:33 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 04, 2024 10:31 PM (klJTj)
Assault is assault. If she struck somebody, it's assault, even if she didn't cause injury.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2024 10:34 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue
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Same here.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 04, 2024 10:32 PM (XeU6L)
Indeed; he's in my thoughts and prayers.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 10:34 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Montec at April 04, 2024 10:34 PM (TkLS0)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Perhaps - are there curtains in the room?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2024 10:34 PM (pIKd9)
Those stairs are common where two buildings are joined. Often in cities that convert to apartment buildings or have to upgrade for more forms of egress.
Also, Texas shut down a lot of coal tool. That was back when the gas advocates were fearmongering about particulates before they discovered invisible, tasteless CO2.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 04, 2024 10:34 PM (94qQ3)
Prayers for you and your home-school supply clerk replacement of an iPhone.
And big congrats for home schooling. Very smart.
Still plan to sing you Happy Birthday in Texas.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2024 10:35 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 10:35 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 04, 2024 10:35 PM (XMwZJ)
Huh? Guess I'd better backtrack but a summary would be appreciated.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 04, 2024 10:35 PM (V8he0)
>>The PTO will change your life.
I'm looking at either a JD 1025R or 2025R, they both have PTO's, either one is going to have a front loader.
The real question is do I get a backhoe add-on.
I really need a power rake and brush hog..
The larger question is can I get away with only spending 35k or will I get all weed weeded up while I'm at the dealer and end up spending 50k or more.
I could always go the used tractor route.
I will dwell on this over a Gimlet.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2024 10:35 PM (XV/Pl)
I hope I caught up to you tonight! It seems I often miss you by a post or two...
I'm glad things are looking up for you...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 04, 2024 10:36 PM (Rewxh)
Greetings Everyone!
Still reeling from this morning's news about JJ. Sefton. Prayers up for positive medical news and a full recovery.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue
What's up with JJ?
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2024 10:36 PM (iNUL3)
The vote has been cheated against for decades. The people we say are voting did not, in fact, vote for that.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2024 10:36 PM (u82oZ)
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What's up with JJ?
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2024 10:36 PM (iNUL3)
It's in the morning thread (before art).
Prayers up for JJ.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 04, 2024 10:37 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 04, 2024 10:33 PM (gaKzR)
I have a weird wench...she's sitting in the other room watching Gutfeld...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 04, 2024 10:37 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2024 10:37 PM (u82oZ)
The Russians are behind everything I don't like, which is why I support forever war against them. Doggone baddies.
Posted by: Texit at April 04, 2024 10:37 PM (swPP2)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 04, 2024 10:37 PM (CFtGR)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 04, 2024 10:33 PM (gaKzR)
Exotic plumbing tools are not my forte. But I will say that it would be perfectly possible to design faucets that could be inserted from below, then retained by ring nuts applied on the top side, which would be subsequently hidden by the surface fixtures. Would make a tough job dead easy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2024 10:38 PM (tkR6S)
Another gimmick to add "excitement!" to NFL games. There will be more. When a sport adds gimmicks to keep TV ratings up, the sport is in trouble.
Posted by: Gref at April 04, 2024 10:38 PM (5fDan)
Officiating crews must include one disabled person - either legally blind or in a wheelchair. No exceptions. A crew may have more than one, if desired.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 04, 2024 10:38 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at April 04, 2024 10:24 PM (as3uC)
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You haven't polled D.C., or democrats in general, have you?
Posted by: Ciampino - Also GOP at April 04, 2024 10:38 PM (qfLjt)
>>The PTO will change your life.
I'm looking at either a JD 1025R or 2025R, they both have PTO's, either one is going to have a front loader.
The real question is do I get a backhoe add-on.
I really need a power rake and brush hog..
The larger question is can I get away with only spending 35k or will I get all weed weeded up while I'm at the dealer and end up spending 50k or more.
I could always go the used tractor route.
I will dwell on this over a Gimlet.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2024 10:35 PM (XV/Pl)
I've seen a recommendation to get a skid steer instead of a tractor, and have been pondering this.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 04, 2024 10:38 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2024 10:28 PM (bo7UB)
Rural Kentucky.
Posted by: javems at April 04, 2024 10:39 PM (8I4hW)
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Just saw that. My pull with the Almighty is a bit on the scanty side but I'll throw up a heartfelt prayer for him anyway.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2024 10:39 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 04, 2024 10:40 PM (gaKzR)
re with ya all the way, amigo.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 04, 2024 10:40 PM (V8he0)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2024 10:34 PM (pIKd9)
Sheets will do.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 04, 2024 10:40 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Pres. Biden
Well, you are a c**t.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 04, 2024 10:41 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Planet Fitness at April 04, 2024 10:41 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at April 04, 2024 10:24 PM (as3uC)
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You haven't polled D.C., or democrats in general, have you?
Posted by: Ciampino - Also GOP at April 04, 2024 10:38 PM (qfLjt)
Now, if they'd set fire to the useless bureaucrats.... over at Sarah Hoyt's place, she recently mentioned there was That One Time When the Dutch Ate Their Prime Minister.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 04, 2024 10:41 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Tommy Shanks at April 04, 2024 10:41 PM (EUKgp)
Same. I mostly lurk in the morning. But, j.j. always brings it!
Not sure where I'll find my real news for the time being...
Prayers for Mr, Sefton...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 04, 2024 10:41 PM (Rewxh)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2024 10:42 PM (iNUL3)
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It is. And so is the paint, and the extension of the case beyond floor level.
I'm guessing they added an exterior door, and had to raise a section of floor by the landing, to meet the ground above the original foundation, or to meet some insane local building code.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2024 10:42 PM (0FoWg)
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The sad thing is that now the male vagina-lifters are ruining the sport for the actual females.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2024 10:43 PM (bo7UB)
The real question is do I get a backhoe add-on.
I really need a power rake and brush hog..
The larger question is can I get away with only spending 35k or will I get all weed weeded up while I'm at the dealer and end up spending 50k or more.
I could always go the used tractor route.
I will dwell on this over a Gimlet.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2024 10:35 PM (XV/Pl)
Deere is getting a lot of flak (deservedly, IMHO) from the Right-To-Repair folks. There is a lot of proprietary service information they won't make public.
Kubota is sort of the gold standard for acreage tractors, but I believe both Kyoti and Mahindra make some pretty solid units.
You are talking about a major investment here. Doesn't hurt to see what some of the other makers have on offer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2024 10:43 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Gref at April 04, 2024 10:38 PM (5fDan)
Wait til they make cousin Oliver the kicker.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 04, 2024 10:43 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 04, 2024 10:40 PM (gaKzR)
The shrieking will really get going if coal, or *gasp* NUKULAR!!! plants are added.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 04, 2024 10:43 PM (llON8)
The frontman I spent 11 years total with (two separate stints)
and his real band from a recent show. Had the pleasure of sitting in for the drummer twice over the years.
Gary seems to have lost a bit of power in his vocals last 2+ years.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=unpjlaNtctk
Posted by: TeeJ at April 04, 2024 10:44 PM (dWUm0)
Posted by: Gref at April 04, 2024 10:38 PM (5fDan)
Wait til they make cousin Oliver the kicker.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 04, 2024 10:43 PM (0eaVi)
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LOL
If Ted McGinley shows up to do color, it's all over.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2024 10:45 PM (bo7UB)
Uni-loader is way more practical. And fun. Get the log grapple attachment. Even if you don't need it you need it.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2024 10:46 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Sharon(willows apprentice ) at April 04, 2024 10:46 PM (t/2Uw)
The Morning Report: "Stepping Away" 4/4/2024
From J.J. Sefton
In light of a medical situation back in February that I had hinted at, you may have wondered about yesterday's Morning Report and connected the dots. Unfortunately, your instincts are correct. After suffering some sort of seizure back in February, while the initial MRI and spinal tap showed nothing, a subsequent MRI this past Friday evidently seems to indicate that I might have some sort of brain tumor/growth that would require immediate attention. As in surgery.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 04, 2024 10:46 PM (QGaXH)
>>I've seen a recommendation to get a skid steer instead of a tractor, and have been pondering this.
Skid steers do one thing very well, they move material and anything else they do is sub-optimal.
I have 10 acres where about 8.5 acres is thick with brush, vines and trees.
And my current tractor that was perfectly suitable for 2 acres just ain't cutting it.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2024 10:46 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 04, 2024 10:41 PM (llON
Mentions of sci-fi, and Sarah Hoyt reminds me I promised her I'd leave a review of Darkship Thieves after I read it. Better get around to it.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 04, 2024 10:46 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 04, 2024 10:47 PM (gaKzR)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2024
Prayers for your better half!
Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at April 04, 2024 10:47 PM (n3DL0)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 04, 2024 10:38 PM (llON
I have a buddy who would endorse this. But if mowing or plowing is a big part of the machine's projected work, I doubt a skid steer would fill the bill.
I own a 1960's International B414D tractor. Diesel engine, hydraulics, 3-point hitch, and power steering. And a thousand-pound loader on the front. Worth its weight in gold.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2024 10:48 PM (tkR6S)
If Ted McGinley shows up to do color, it's all over.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2024 10:45 PM (bo7UB)
The extra point will have to clear a shark tank.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 04, 2024 10:49 PM (0eaVi)
What happens is you have two adjacent buildings with different floor heights. They combine and need a central staircase. This happens. I have seen it a lot in NYC
On the basin wrench -- I am confused as to question. Not sure I can help, but I have done a lot of plumbing.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 04, 2024 10:49 PM (94qQ3)
I have had the EweTube of this bookmarked for months, but haven't watched it for fear of being disappointed.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 04, 2024 10:50 PM (CFtGR)
https://mol.im/a/13273707
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #207 at April 04, 2024 10:50 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Tommy Shanks
https://i.imgur.com/q0r9LDl.jpeg
Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2024 10:50 PM (DgGvY)
COMountain Marie - I hope you've been doing well. I checked in a few weeks ago and saw you were struggling. Hope everything has worked out.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 04, 2024 10:50 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: RickZ at April 04, 2024 10:51 PM (emlEe)
Our own ring-necked pheasant is not really native here either, hailing from mostly Eurasia. Introduced many countries of the world for hunting.
Posted by: Filthy, Disgusting, Boids at April 04, 2024 10:51 PM (V5BDR)
>>Deere is getting a lot of flak (deservedly, IMHO) from the Right-To-Repair folks. There is a lot of proprietary service information they won't make public.
While I will wrench on cars all the live long day, tractor repair ain't my bag, so I will more than likely have any issues serviced by the dealer.
Kyoti is compelling but there isn't a dealer close to me.
The Kubota dealer is close to the JD dealer, so I might head there first.
I'm just more familiar with JD than Kubota.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2024 10:52 PM (XV/Pl)
So most of those 6 (7 with driver) had been military. Had these people gotten recognized by the IDF? Did they have written permission to go into Gaza? Wouldn't they have been escorted by IDF if legit?
Getting killed while driving around doesn't make one a hero.
https://tinyurl.com/6ztbp529
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #208 at April 04, 2024 10:53 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 04, 2024 10:54 PM (X+Ku8)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 04, 2024 10:54 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 04, 2024 10:54 PM (gaKzR)
Did plow the 1/4 mile driveway one winter... took forever.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 04, 2024 10:54 PM (Q4IgG)
I thought that was mostly for their big Ag stuff - GPS guided planters and harvesters that have a lot of proprietary software. I would hope that the small stuff is not software controlled.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 04, 2024 10:55 PM (94qQ3)
And my current tractor that was perfectly suitable for 2 acres just ain't cutting it.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2024 10:46 PM (XV/Pl)
Run with the big dogs, CAT D8.
Posted by: javems at April 04, 2024 10:56 PM (8I4hW)
Posted by: Walt Disney Productions at April 04, 2024 10:56 PM (4I/2K)
Penguins and seals disappointed.
https://tinyurl.com/29jdetm3
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #209 at April 04, 2024 10:56 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 04, 2024 10:57 PM (PFYt9)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 04, 2024 10:55 PM (94qQ3)
I would be surprised if the engines were not. They have to meet emissions standards, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2024 10:58 PM (tkR6S)
Send all Islamic Africans in Italy.
https://tinyurl.com/mr2tz4tn
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #210 at April 04, 2024 10:58 PM (qfLjt)
>>Twenty five acres, my 8N did just fine.
As in Ford 8N?
That's a classic.
Please tell me it was painted racing red, lie to me if you must.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2024 10:59 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 04, 2024 10:59 PM (gaKzR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Yes, if the damn thing wasn't designed, built and (non) tested in Chyna. They couldn't even be bothered to call one of their cousins conduction industrial espionage in America to check the spelling in the "Imstallation Procedures". No really, that's how it was spelled.
The exploded parts diagram has a nut labeled as a screw. And a washer labeled as a Hexagon nut.
Buying American is damn near impossible on some products - I tried.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2024 10:59 PM (pIKd9)
Is this prevalent enough that there needs to be a licensing authority? Is there some Ministry in Canberra that oversees these matters? Is there some urgent societal need there that we are unaware of here in the States?
Posted by: John Drake at April 04, 2024 10:59 PM (ruzO0)
Posted by: Rex B at April 04, 2024 11:00 PM (xT61F)
>>Run with the big dogs, CAT D8.
I mean, I could buy one, but that would be a tad overkill.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2024 11:01 PM (XV/Pl)
um, no, not according to local farmers.
any replaced part must be registered in system by factory service with override codes. no exceptions.
can bus?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 04, 2024 11:01 PM (PFYt9)
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Is trickery allowed or do you actually have to chase the suckers down?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2024 11:03 PM (TcVeV)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 04, 2024 11:03 PM (PFYt9)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 04, 2024 11:04 PM (PFYt9)
Posted by: These fish sticks...on my mobile at Coronado Camp at April 04, 2024 11:04 PM (00gEw)
Posted by: Anna at April 04, 2024 11:05 PM (FnSbk)
As in Ford 8N?
That's a classic.
Please tell me it was painted racing red, lie to me if you must.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
I owned a 9N for a time for about 30 acres. A guy stopped and over the fence we struck a deal. He really wanted that machine even with the worn out tires I had on it.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2024 11:06 PM (pIKd9)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
I have heard good things about the Komatsu D355A
A little steel plate, a little welding,...
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 04, 2024 11:06 PM (94qQ3)
Well have they finally determined whether it's a choice or they are born that way? Wouldn't a recipient want to know?
https://mol.im/a/13273343
Posted by: Ciampino - if you live on Cummings Road .... at April 04, 2024 11:06 PM (qfLjt)
Caveat, the zerk is now hidden and you have to take it loose to grease it but that's easy.
Dumbest and hardest thing about the tractor was putting on a new distributor cap without breaking it. She purred like a kitten.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 04, 2024 11:07 PM (gaKzR)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 04, 2024 11:07 PM (63Dwl)
Fun fact. We built a new church and moved the stained glass windows from the old church.
In the new church, there is a stained glass window in the ladies loo.
Posted by: No One of any consequnce at April 04, 2024 11:08 PM (VuZH8)
>>I have heard good things about the Komatsu D355A
A little steel plate, a little welding,...
I'm trying to keep the budget below 50k.
If I was going to spend that amount of coin I would just hire someone to do all of the work.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2024 11:09 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: These fish sticks..
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If TX really secedes those fishtails will skedaddle back to CA.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 04, 2024 11:10 PM (gaKzR)
Posted by: Anna at April 04, 2024 11:10 PM (FnSbk)
Is this prevalent enough that there needs to be a licensing authority? Is there some Ministry in Canberra that oversees these matters? Is there some urgent societal need there that we are unaware of here in the States?
Posted by: John Drake at April 04, 2024 10:59 PM (ruzO0)
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We need to ask Pixy. He's got nothing to do most times ......
Well don't look at me like that ... he could go take a peek ...
Posted by: Ciampino - if you live on Cummings Road ... at April 04, 2024 11:10 PM (qfLjt)
Had to be 1974 or 75.
Posted by: No One of any consequnce at April 04, 2024 11:10 PM (VuZH8)
The real question is do I get a backhoe add-on.
I really need a power rake and brush hog..
The larger question is can I get away with only spending 35k or will I get all weed weeded up while I'm at the dealer and end up spending 50k or more.
I could always go the used tractor route.
I will dwell on this over a Gimlet.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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I've got a 1025R with a bucket, brush hog, and post hole digger. Good little worker of a tractor. Not much clearance for heavier work. I sheared a hydraulics line while moving stumps. There is also a connection in a poor location that gets bumped occasionally & needs to reconnected (underneath) to restart the tractor. Overall I like the tractor. Easy enough to work on. I have 2 larger ones for bigger jobs but use the 1025 most often.
Posted by: scampydog at April 04, 2024 11:13 PM (41CYW)
https://tinyurl.com/yz58eyyb
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #211 at April 04, 2024 11:13 PM (qfLjt)
And my current tractor that was perfectly suitable for 2 acres just ain't cutting it."
yeah, I have acres full of bush honeysuckle ... I'm thinking I need to wade into it with a chainsaw and then treat the stumps with chemicals, part of my daily workout I guess. A grinder on a skid steer seems easy but expensive. The honey locusts are also abundant, and full of thorns ... killing these things and predators is a constant battle. kill kill kill.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 04, 2024 11:13 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Anna
IAMNAL, but from what I can gather, being disbarred in one state does not necessarily prevent an attorney from practicing in another US state or territory. A lot of variations in state law complicates things, and in a given case, the presiding judge would have the ability to accept or reject the disbarred attorney ability to appear before him at trial. There are statutory limits on disbarment, and in many states it is possible to apply for re--admission. No guarantees of success if one does so, of course.
Posted by: John Drake at April 04, 2024 11:13 PM (ruzO0)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 04, 2024 11:14 PM (gaKzR)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2024 11:15 PM (u82oZ)
https://mol.im/a/13273431
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #212 at April 04, 2024 11:15 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Mr. Haney at April 04, 2024 11:16 PM (4I/2K)
https://tinyurl.com/yz58eyyb
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #211 at April 04, 2024 11:13 PM (qfLjt)
Those little anecdotes tells me that any "conversation" the dolt has with anyone is either done by a deepfake or another official. I doubt the jerk has any ability to hold a long conversation with anyone.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 04, 2024 11:16 PM (0eaVi)
@bethanyshondark 21m
Tonight at @RutgersU the President held a town hall with students. It devolved into anarchy, and he fled with half the police present. Jewish students who came to ask about how the admin would keep them safe on campus were left to beg the remaining police to escort them out.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 04, 2024 11:17 PM (IG4Id)
Tuberculosis outbreak at Chicago migrant shelters sparks urgent contact tracing as officials say a FIFTH of Latin American arrivals carry the disease
https://mol.im/a/13272759
This, TB, and VD were the two criteria that would forever bar someone from getting a green card, at least up to and including the Clinton era.
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #213 at April 04, 2024 11:17 PM (qfLjt)
>>I've got a 1025R with a bucket, brush hog, and post hole digger.
This is literally the setup I need for most of the property.
I plan to build retaining walls on the hillside of the property to create terraced/stepped landscape, and need the backhoe and a trenching attachment for that purpose.
Like I said, I'm hoping not to spend over 50k, but once your in the candy store, it's hard not to lose your mind.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2024 11:17 PM (XV/Pl)
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Or perhaps it's an upgraded attic and they needed deeper stair treads?
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at April 04, 2024 11:18 PM (e/Vbj)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 04, 2024 11:19 PM (PFYt9)
https://tinyurl.com/2xyjuhjb
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #214 at April 04, 2024 11:19 PM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/13272637
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #215 at April 04, 2024 11:22 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2024 10:21 PM (u82oZ)
I am impressed, almost no one remembers Anvil.
Now add in George O Smith, Piper and Eric Frank Russell to see the world spin.
Posted by: Kindltot - MYOB at April 04, 2024 11:22 PM (D7oie)
https://mol.im/a/13270893
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #216 at April 04, 2024 11:23 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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Can relate. I've been rubbing my chin thinking about adding a snow blower attachment (front mount) and the backhoe. All the attachments go on and come off pretty easily on the 1025R. PTO was a bit tricky until I got the hang of it. Now zip, zip - very easy.
Posted by: scampydog at April 04, 2024 11:23 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 04, 2024 10:10 PM (CFtGR)
That was my thought as well. Outside stairwell.
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Powers Booth, looking in the mirror in the morning at April 04, 2024 11:24 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 04, 2024 11:24 PM (V8he0)
https://mol.im/a/13272675
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #217 at April 04, 2024 11:24 PM (qfLjt)
Back to my book.
Posted by: Sharon(willows apprentice )
Johnny, tell Dad and baby what they've won!!
Sure Bob! A Speed Queen Washer and Dryer. A year's supply of Alpo Dog Food. And a BRAND. NEW. CAR!!!!!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2024 11:24 PM (pIKd9)
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Did anyone get a good look at the SWAT team as they were leaving the vault? Did one of them look like Brad Pitt?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2024 11:26 PM (TcVeV)
Posted by: scampydog at April 04, 2024 11:28 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Planet Fitness at April 04, 2024 10:41 PM (4I/2K)
queef. How often do you get the chance to use the term "queef"
Posted by: Kindltot - MYOB at April 04, 2024 11:32 PM (D7oie)
Somalian, 22, 'strangles heavily pregnant girlfriend, 20, to death - also killing their unborn child' - in suspected honour killing in Sweden 'because his mother wouldn't approve of him dating a "white" girl from a different culture'
https://mol.im/a/13271287
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #218 at April 04, 2024 11:32 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: JT Smith at April 04, 2024 11:33 PM (FxdZx)
Posted by: scampydog at April 04, 2024 11:28 PM (41CYW)
Stick to walking an incline at a comfortable speed. No need to make cardiologists happy. Or knee doctors, either.
Posted by: RickZ at April 04, 2024 11:33 PM (emlEe)
https://mol.im/a/13273707
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #207 at April 04, 2024 10:50 PM (qfLjt)
Families of members of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps who were killed in the Israeli airstrike on the Iranian embassy complex in the Syrian capital Damascus, attend a funeral ceremony in Tehran, Iran April 4, 2024.
Looks like ANOTHER target-rich attendance.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 11:33 PM (ynpvh)
Send all Islamic Africans in Italy.
https://tinyurl.com/mr2tz4tn
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #210 at April 04, 2024 10:58 PM (qfLjt)
Goats are very destructive to vegetation; back during the west's sea voyages of discovery, some were left on a small, lush tropical island; when a ship returned a few years later, it was nearly a desert isle.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 11:36 PM (ynpvh)
https://t.co/3uZI10ol8Y
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #219 at April 04, 2024 11:36 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 04, 2024 11:38 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: These fish sticks..
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If TX really secedes those fishtails will skedaddle back to CA.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 04, 2024 11:10 PM (gaKzR)
Don't forget Dallas-Ft. Worth. It's becoming more and more a hive of scum and villany.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 11:39 PM (ynpvh)
Cumming Parade? Really. She randomly chose that.
2. NFL. It's still a thing? After Believe All Women I thought the rape league would be history. Guess they bought the Bud Light I did not.
3. Jamba Juice. Cutters need punishment, this was good.
4. Prayers for Sefton.
Posted by: jimmymcnulty at April 04, 2024 11:40 PM (PqDVv)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 04, 2024 11:40 PM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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Seems like San Antonio is standing at the edge of its political mind also.
Posted by: scampydog at April 04, 2024 11:41 PM (41CYW)
And my current tractor that was perfectly suitable for 2 acres just ain't cutting it."
yeah, I have acres full of bush honeysuckle ... I'm thinking I need to wade into it with a chainsaw and then treat the stumps with chemicals, part of my daily workout I guess. A grinder on a skid steer seems easy but expensive. The honey locusts are also abundant, and full of thorns ... killing these things and predators is a constant battle. kill kill kill.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 04, 2024 11:13 PM (Cus5s)
Honeylocust is a hold-over from the days of mastodons and mammoths...
https://tinyurl.com/3fx5fen9
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 11:42 PM (ynpvh)
Supposedly, the French Minister of Defense called his Russian counterpart and tried to make a deal where the French troops wouldn't be attacked, offering to start peace talks in exchange for the troops not being blasted the moment they crossed the border. The Russians declined the offer.
In a sign that things are not going well, one of Ukraine's five newly formed Motorized Infantry brigades was abruptly told they were not going to be Motorized, due to a lack of vehicles.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 04, 2024 11:42 PM (CFtGR)
Dicker Rod, WFL. "That's measuring device!"
Better in the original Australian.
Let's go to 2 hand touch so no one is hurt and Tom Brady can win 10 more Super Baskets full of rainbow Stanley Cups.
Posted by: jimmymcnulty at April 04, 2024 11:42 PM (PqDVv)
Posted by: Anna
IAMNAL, but from what I can gather, being disbarred in one state does not necessarily prevent an attorney from practicing in another US state or territory. A lot of variations in state law complicates things, and in a given case, the presiding judge would have the ability to accept or reject the disbarred attorney ability to appear before him at trial. There are statutory limits on disbarment, and in many states it is possible to apply for re--admission. No guarantees of success if one does so, of course.
Posted by: John Drake at April 04, 2024 11:13 PM (ruzO0)
The whole thing is a sham disbarrment. Evidence that others came to similar conclusions as he did on those issues was banned by the Judge, a big libble donor.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 11:43 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 04, 2024 11:44 PM (gaKzR)
Posted by: Planet Fitness at April 04, 2024 10:41 PM (4I/2K)
queef. How often do you get the chance to use the term "queef"
Posted by: Kindltot - MYOB at April 04, 2024 11:32 PM (D7oie)
Whenever Qweef Olberman is a subject, so not often lately.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 11:46 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 04, 2024 11:44 PM (gaKzR)
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The Big Guy probably gets ten percent.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2024 11:46 PM (TcVeV)
We got rid of truckloads of stuff before the move. I mean, how many spatulas does one family need really?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2024 11:46 PM (pIKd9)
https://mol.im/a/13273823
Actually it seems that everything is a slush fund and nothing concrete gets done.
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #220 at April 04, 2024 11:46 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 04, 2024 11:47 PM (gaKzR)
At best, they just chose to not be there for the national anthem, didn't care enough to know when it would be played. Sounds like an easy excuse ... "uh, we didn't (care to) know when the anthem would be played". Kinda avoids the kneeling crap, but also avoids being there for the anthem. Sounds like a deliberate choice to me.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 04, 2024 11:48 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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Dallas has always been banker city but Ft. Worth is General Dynamics that's odd.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 04, 2024 11:49 PM (gaKzR)
Posted by: irongrampa at April 04, 2024 11:50 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue
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Same here.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 04, 2024 10:32 PM (XeU6L)
Indeed; he's in my thoughts and prayers.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 10:34 PM (ynpvh)
Oh my. Just saw the news on JJS. Prayers definitely up for him and his wife.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 04, 2024 11:52 PM (ta2o7)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 04, 2024 11:52 PM (gaKzR)
I'm very glad we only got wind and rain from this nor'easter. Further north, they got hammered.
Posted by: RickZ at April 04, 2024 11:53 PM (emlEe)
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The sad thing is that now the male vagina-lifters are ruining the sport for the actual females.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2024 10:43 PM (bo7UB)
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What, tilapia grips? Are they legal without rosin?
Posted by: Ciampino - No we won't use Rose at April 04, 2024 11:55 PM (qfLjt)
Love is love...until it isn't.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 04, 2024 11:58 PM (V8he0)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 04, 2024 11:59 PM (e0dkU)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 05, 2024 12:00 AM (IG4Id)
Posted by: scampydog at April 04, 2024 11:41 PM (41CYW)
Hasn’t been red in years thanks to Republican complacency.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 05, 2024 12:00 AM (e0dkU)
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The sad thing is that now the male vagina-lifters are ruining the sport for the actual females.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2024 10:43 PM (bo7UB)
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What, tilapia grips? Are they legal without rosin?
Posted by: Ciampino - No we won't use Rose at April 04, 2024 11:55 PM (qfLjt)
Tatyana Kozhevnikova, current world recordholder: 14kg.
https://tinyurl.com/td6rk5fe
(click if you dare)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2024 12:01 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: scampydog at April 04, 2024 11:41 PM (41CYW)
Hasn’t been red in years thanks to Republican complacency.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 05, 2024 12:00 AM (e0dkU)
El Paso still red?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2024 12:03 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 05, 2024 12:03 AM (V8he0)
@larryelder 25m
99 Cents Only Stores to liquidate
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 05, 2024 12:00 AM (IG4Id)
99¢ (or $1) is not worth what it was 3 years ago...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2024 12:04 AM (ynpvh)
Why does that come to mind with vaginal weightlifting?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2024 12:05 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 05, 2024 12:00 AM (e0dkU)
At least you have 'Republican complacency'. The NYGOP is 'Republican non-existent'.
Posted by: RickZ at April 05, 2024 12:06 AM (emlEe)
Don't answer. The question is rhetorical.
Yes. I'm not usually awake for JJ's morning report but I heard the news and prayers for a full and swift recovery are going his way.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 05, 2024 12:06 AM (MeG8a)
Posted by: polynikes at April 05, 2024 12:06 AM (AIm4E)
Posted by: N at April 05, 2024 12:06 AM (DgadT)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 05, 2024 12:00 AM (e0dkU)
At least you have 'Republican complacency'. The NYGOP is 'Republican non-existent'.
Posted by: RickZ at April 05, 2024 12:06 AM (emlEe)
There's always Republican co-conspirators. Cheney, Romney...just two that come to mind right off the bat.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2024 12:07 AM (ynpvh)
Because normal minds don't work that way?
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 05, 2024 12:08 AM (V8he0)
@gunpolicy
If you haven't read CA's Motion to block our victory in our Nguyen v. Bonta "1-in-30" Firearms Purchase Ban Lawsuit, you should. It's a fun one 🙄.
Here are some of the highlights:
According to California, the Second Amendment only protects "keeping" and "bearing" arms; apparently, acquiring a firearm isn't a necessary step to "keeping" and "bearing."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 05, 2024 12:08 AM (IG4Id)
bet she knew what she was getting into
Posted by: N at April 05, 2024 12:08 AM (DgadT)
Don't answer. The question is rhetorical.
Yes. I'm not usually awake for JJ's morning report but I heard the news and prayers for a full and swift recovery are going his way.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 05, 2024 12:06 AM (MeG8a)
And for less than $60 per person in the US, YOU TOO can help Joey throw another $20B away!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2024 12:08 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: N at April 05, 2024 12:09 AM (DgadT)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2024 12:04 AM (ynpvh
Having to raise prices, they'd probably get sued for false or misleading advertising.
I don't know why PETA isn't sued for the same reason. And, of course, Planned Abortionhood.
Posted by: RickZ at April 05, 2024 12:09 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: polynikes at April 05, 2024 12:06 AM (AIm4E)
Unless it was the cheerleader outfits...?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2024 12:09 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 05, 2024 12:09 AM (Sgq8y)
Because normal minds don't work that way?
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 05, 2024 12:08 AM (V8he0)
That's very true, Notorious BFD. Never claimed mine was.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2024 12:10 AM (ynpvh)
@gunpolicy
If you haven't read CA's Motion to block our victory in our Nguyen v. Bonta "1-in-30" Firearms Purchase Ban Lawsuit, you should. It's a fun one 🙄.
Here are some of the highlights:
According to California, the Second Amendment only protects "keeping" and "bearing" arms; apparently, acquiring a firearm isn't a necessary step to "keeping" and "bearing."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 05, 2024 12:08 AM (IG4Id)
You can keep a baby, and hold (bear) a baby, but you aren't allowed to birth a baby...
Then again I don't know nuthin' about birthin' no AR-15s.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2024 12:11 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2024 12:13 AM (ynpvh)
How about this for a kickoff instead?
Both teams line up at their own 20 yard lines. The playing field between the two 25 yard lines is a small racing oval. The "kicker" is equipped with an encrypted walkie-talkie that speaks to the drivers of three delivery vans -- one from the USPS, one from UPS, and one from Amazon. Each van has a preloaded queue in which one of the three packages at the front of the queue has an actual football, with the other two being dummy (nerf) balls. At the whistle, the "kicker" signals all three vans to enter the racing oval at 45 mph. 1 of N
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 05, 2024 12:14 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2024 12:14 AM (tkR6S)
How about this for a kickoff instead?
Both teams line up at their own 20 yard lines. The playing field between the two 25 yard lines is a small racing oval. The "kicker" is equipped with an encrypted walkie-talkie that speaks to the drivers of three delivery vans -- one from the USPS, one from UPS, and one from Amazon. Each van has a preloaded queue in which one of the three packages at the front of the queue has an actual football, with the other two being dummy (nerf) balls. At the whistle, the "kicker" signals all three vans to enter the racing oval at 45 mph. 1 of N
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 05, 2024 12:14 AM (xG4kz)
You and your cycles...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2024 12:14 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2024 12:14 AM (tkR6S)
I'd rather she be the weight lifted...by her neck.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2024 12:15 AM (ynpvh)
They both have a wet nose.
Posted by: Cicero KABOOM! KID at April 05, 2024 12:15 AM (hirWM)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 05, 2024 12:15 AM (gaKzR)
Posted by: jim
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Famke Janssen. She couldn't crush their puny heads with wings.
Posted by: scampydog at April 05, 2024 12:16 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 05, 2024 12:14 AM (xG4kz)
They'd better have the hubcaps welded on.
(denounces self)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2024 12:17 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 05, 2024 12:17 AM (WtvCN)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 05, 2024 12:17 AM (MeG8a)
I returned him today. I had ordered a copy of James O'Barr's The Crow from Amazon. It's a new(ish) hardcover edition with new material added in. Been meaning to get it, finally got it.
Flipping through it like a happy little dork.
Hey, why is the afterword in the middle? What the...
THE FUCKING THING IS MISPRINTED!!!!!!
The last chapter is in the middle of the goddamn book.
Is that the only mistake or are there others? New story pages make it difficult to compare to my older softcover copy.
This is retarded.
It's been years since I've had to return something to Amazon. Anyway...
The new pages really do look good, though.
Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2024 12:19 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2024 12:20 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2024 12:20 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2024 12:07 AM (ynpvh)
Oh, the NYGOP has been non-existent long before those assholes were around. Gov. Pataki was a serious aberration.
My favorite Pataki story was he ran on the death penalty. He actually managed to bring it back for a short while before the courts short-circuited him. Of course, no one was executed. But anyway, Thomas Grasso was a prisoner in NY serving 25 to Life for murder. In Oklahome, they tried him first, then let NY have a crack at him. In Oklahoma, he was giver the death penalty. Mario Cuomo was governor, a staunch anti-DP guy. So once the trial was over, OK wanted Grass back.
1/2
Posted by: RickZ at April 05, 2024 12:21 AM (emlEe)
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At least men can't compete.
Posted by: Cave Johnson at April 05, 2024 12:26 AM (BGygK)
Unless it was the cheerleader outfits...?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2024 12:09 AM (ynpvh)
The NFL also ruined the cheerleaders by adding trannies.
Posted by: polynikes at April 05, 2024 12:26 AM (MNhXM)
Kickoff
The players on the receiving team quickly decide which van to stop, do so, and then open the package at the front of that vehicle's queue. If it contained the real football, the run toward the opposite goal begins and "usual" play rules are in effect. If the selected van instead had a dummy ball, players from the kicking team split into two squads and rush the remaining two vans and open the packages at the front of each van's queue. One of those two vans has the real football, and it is the kicking teams to advance toward their opponents goal line, if they can keep hold of it (tough noogies, receiving team). Remember, there are at most six of their team members at this van, and only those five or six players can touch or move the ball against ALL eleven of the (formerly) receiving team. For sportiest play, the three delivery vans resume racing in the midfield oval during whichever runback is in progress.
Competition, thy name is "NFL Kickoffs"!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 05, 2024 12:27 AM (xG4kz)
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I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin, but I prefer Butthole Surfers
https://youtu.be/CNAkbbKycCM?si=7sjayhqzFAfmCwxl
Posted by: Cave Johnson at April 05, 2024 12:28 AM (BGygK)
Cuomo said no, being against the death penalty, even the there is a state compact about states who triy a criminal first, then is tried in other states, the first state gets ultimate dibs. So Pataki gets elected. First thing he does after being sworn in is to sign the extradition papers shipping Grasso's ass back to OK for execution. Grasso is somewhat famous for his last words. He said something like 'I asked for Spaghetti-O's. I got spaghetti. I thought the press should know that.' Then bye-bye.
Then we had Gov. Spits or Swallows, Gov. Blind Man's Peterson and Gov. Gropin' Cuomo. Now we have Gov. Hokum, who apparently has never heard of the 4th Amendment. The NYGOP can't even beat these clowns.
Posted by: RickZ at April 05, 2024 12:30 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: polynikes at April 05, 2024 12:26 AM (MNhXM)
If a tranny cheerleader shows up at a game, the fans should mock him by chanting "Torqueflite, torqueflite, torqueflite!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2024 12:31 AM (tkR6S)
What the ever-loving fook is "heavily pregnant"?
It's a binary condition -- AM / AMN'T.
Was the slain gf a ham planet IRL?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 05, 2024 12:32 AM (xG4kz)
You ask for Spaghetti-Os
You'll settle for Spaghetti with Meat Sauce
You'll get uncooked Raman
Ol' Sparky don't give a shit.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 05, 2024 12:35 AM (xG4kz)
It's a binary condition -- AM / AMN'T.
Was the slain gf a ham planet IRL?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 05, 2024 12:32 AM (xG4kz)
I would take it to mean "big with child".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2024 12:35 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: polynikes at April 05, 2024 12:26 AM (MNhXM)
Alabama St., an historically black college, has a super-plus size dance/cheerleading group. Talk about making the earth move.
Posted by: RickZ at April 05, 2024 12:36 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 05, 2024 12:36 AM (wjjYr)
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I think it means very visibly 'far along' in the pregnancy.
Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2024 12:37 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 05, 2024 12:37 AM (gaKzR)
Our cat Mocha, who recently had ear surgery, has tumors on her lower jaw and under the tongue. We are going to lose her. Right now she is okay, still doing cat things and enjoying her food. Vet says 6 -12 months. Mocha is 14 and has been with us since we found her in our back yard at about 4-6 weeks. She is the most intelligent of all our numerous cats. She knows her name and we only have to say it once and she'll turn around. She talks to us. I firmly believe she knows many English phrases.
Happy news: we looked at the tail end of the kittens. Preliminary count is 5 males and 1 female. Will double-check tomorrow.
Posted by: Ciampino - Very dusty even to think about it at April 05, 2024 12:37 AM (qfLjt)
It's a binary condition -- AM / AMN'T.
Was the slain gf a ham planet IRL?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 05, 2024 12:32 AM (xG4kz)
I would take it to mean "big with child".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2024 12:35 AM (tkR6S)
I think the technical term is, " 'Bout to pop."
Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2024 12:38 AM (1Yy3c)
A good movie on this topic is called Drum Line. It features a scene in which a couple of applicants have to be let go because there are no costumes available in their size.
Still a good flick.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 05, 2024 12:38 AM (MeG8a)
Still accepting donations towards the unkindest cut of all
There's another more extensive kitten photo update #245 at the link.
Take a look if interested. Make sure to click on
"See Older Updates" as well if it's your first time.
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Posted by: Ciampino - KITTEN PICTURES at April 05, 2024 12:39 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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So Lizzo, not Rizzo has a bun in the oven?
Posted by: scampydog at April 05, 2024 12:39 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 05, 2024 12:39 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 05, 2024 12:39 AM (xG4kz)
What the ever-loving fook is "heavily pregnant"?
It's a binary condition -- AM / AMN'T.
Was the slain gf a ham planet IRL?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 05, 2024 12:32 AM (xG4kz)
IF someone Lizzo's size got knocked up...assuming...
https://youtu.be/TOgtj00Rp8s&t=45s
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2024 12:40 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: scampydog at April 05, 2024 12:39 AM (41CYW)
A jet in the hangar.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2024 12:41 AM (tkR6S)
I think the technical term is, " 'Bout to pop."
Posted by: Robert
For those raised in the textile trades, it's " 'Bout to doff."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 05, 2024 12:42 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2024 12:42 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: N at April 05, 2024 12:45 AM (dLsfg)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 05, 2024 12:45 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 05, 2024 12:45 AM (XeU6L)
Gas meter(s) and service panels. I think we are looking at a house that has been suited out. Euro or maybe S. America.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2024 12:48 AM (tkR6S)
Has a quote in it: "Did I mention the 400-pound beaver?"...
Speaking of hamplanets...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2024 12:48 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Welp.... I was looking at both the gas on the right and what appears to be a water meter on the left. No clue from where.
Posted by: scampydog at April 05, 2024 12:49 AM (41CYW)
The local store has the best prices on in-season fresh fruits/vegetables; cantaloupe, potatoes, onions, citrus, etc., and the quality was pretty high - though their bagged apples were woody and generally sucked.
Always lots of shoppers.
I loved that store. Sad.
Posted by: 13times at April 05, 2024 12:52 AM (UrEBu)
Speaking of hamplanets...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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This is about me isn't it.
Posted by: Turning into the Lizzo Thread at April 05, 2024 12:52 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: scampydog at April 05, 2024 12:49 AM (41CYW)
Water meter? Possibly. But both seem to be connected by a hunk of that corrugated metal flex tubing commonly seen on gas installs. If one meter is a few years newer than the other, that could explain the difference.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2024 12:53 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Took a second look. The one on the left looked like water in pipe vs. gas so I was thinking it was some kind of meter or RUBS tracking system. After looking again it looks like a regulator on the left side of that of that unit.
Posted by: Turning into the Lizzo Thread at April 05, 2024 12:57 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: N at April 05, 2024 12:59 AM (RjBju)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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This is about me isn't it.
Posted by: Turning into the Lizzo Thread at April 05, 2024 12:52 AM (41CYW)
Henry VIII was a pretty fat dude. I guess one could say he was a Hamplantagenet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2024 01:00 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2024 01:03 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2024 01:05 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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You must not have bears there.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 05, 2024 01:08 AM (XeU6L)
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink Group 6-47 - SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral SFS
SpaceX targets a Falcon 9 launch of 23 Starlink satellites to low-Earth orbit from Space Launch Complex 40 (SLC-40) at Cape Canaveral Space Force Station in Florida.
Liftoff is scheduled for Friday, April 5, 05:12 a.m. EDT, 09:12 UTC, and 11:12 CEST from SLC-40 (Space Launch Complex 40) of the Cape Canaveral Space Force Station, Florida.
Posted by: Ciampino - in a few hours at April 05, 2024 01:09 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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You must not have bears there.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Or raccoons
Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2024 01:09 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Scientific mammal joke. No hippo-cracy in that one.
Posted by: scampydog at April 05, 2024 01:09 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Maybe cheap knock-off flying carpets.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 05, 2024 01:10 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Or raccoons
Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2024 01:09 AM (njWTi)
There are coyotes. And buzzards.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2024 01:11 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 05, 2024 01:10 AM (XeU6L)
Disastroturf!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2024 01:12 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 04, 2024 10:43 PM (llON
Hi. They could, and should, expand us.
Posted by: Comanche Park and the South Texas NUCLEAR Project at April 05, 2024 01:12 AM (e0dkU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Who was piloting? Aladdin or Jasmine?
Posted by: scampydog at April 05, 2024 01:13 AM (41CYW)
Ring-Necked Pheasant
State Bird of South Dakota.
Introduced from Asia and doing the job native birds refuse to do.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 05, 2024 01:14 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2024 12:41 AM (tkR6S)
She needs me to get off ground. Too bad I am dead.
Posted by: An-225 Mriya at April 05, 2024 01:14 AM (e0dkU)
Dad cut old innertubes into strips, to stretch across garbage can lids so critters couldn't scrounge and make a huge mess.
Ah, the days before EPDM straps could be purchased readily...
Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2024 01:14 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Ciampino - in a few hours still at April 05, 2024 01:15 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2024 01:11 AM (tkR6S)
And Lot Lizards. But those are mostly concentrated at the area Truck Stops.
/break
I do now SHARE a birthday with one J.J. Sefton, who is lifted up in prayer.
Kick that shit's ASS, J.J. Make it so.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 05, 2024 01:15 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 05, 2024 01:19 AM (Sgq8y)
Maybe cheap knock-off flying carpets.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 05, 2024 01:10 AM (XeU6L)
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Made in backrooms in Pakistan, good but they don't fly.
I want to see an electric rocket (ER ) put a satellite into orbit.
Posted by: Ciampino - ER at April 05, 2024 01:19 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: scampydog at April 05, 2024 01:20 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: An-225 Mriya at April 05, 2024 01:14 AM (e0dkU)
I saw a 225 at Calgary International Airport many, many years ago. I think they loaded it with an entire drilling rig.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2024 01:22 AM (tkR6S)
I accept your invitation to express an opinion about the new NFL kickoff return rule:
It's an unalloyed "ALL GOOD!", imo.
Last year, the kickoff/touchback rules produced 85% "ceremonial plays"-- similar to PATs (point after touchdown). Dead time for the fans. YAWN.
The new rules should facilitate a LOT more kickoff returns, which are exciting for the fans! No more ho-hum touchbacks.
The gripe about the new rules is that they might cause more concussions. Bullshit! Concussions can happen on punt returns NOW-- or on any other play NOW.
The abolition of "hip/twist tackles" (lifting a player completely off the ground & slamming him to the turf) will likely reduce concussions, AND potential spinal injuries. That new rule goes into effect next year, along with the new kick return rules. Most NFL fans are completely unaware of THIS new rule, & never heard of (or saw) these dangerous plays which are now outlawed.
Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at April 05, 2024 01:22 AM (NLIak)
There is the Antonov AN-124, several of which still fly. But we don't see them every month in Houston, as we used to, before the war.
And then there was the AN-225. Made to ferry the Soviet "Brauen" (or spelling corrected) clone of the U.S. Space Shuttle.
Six engines. Twin tails. They made only ONE of those, and it was destroyed on Day One of the Russian Assault on Ukraine.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 05, 2024 01:26 AM (e6UQI)
That's a long time ago. Right next to the partially bombed out convent. The non-ruined part was my grade school.
Posted by: Ciampino - good times at April 05, 2024 01:26 AM (qfLjt)
Hubby is getting better every day, thanks for asking!
Still on soft foods and miralax. Keeping an eye on the incision... so far, so good!
Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2024 01:27 AM (njWTi)
As for the NFL turning into "flag football for pussies"...
When KC Chefs (not a typo) DT Chris Jones sacks a QB, it's the exact functional equivalent of being hit by a truck --going 15 miles an hour.
Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at April 05, 2024 01:28 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2024 01:31 AM (tkR6S)
I do not doubt the veracity, thereof.
Alas though. The Mriya is now a burned-out hulk of it's former self.
Ukraine DID have one partially completed 225, mothballed due to economic limitations.
Somehow, I don't think they'll get THAT one built to completion, either.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, Tx
Posted by: Jim at April 05, 2024 01:43 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2024 01:00 AM (tkR6S)
Not a Plantagenet. Owen Tudor was a Welshman.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 05, 2024 01:47 AM (sRfrW)
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink Group 6-47 - SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral SFS
SpaceX targets a Falcon 9 launch of 23 Starlink satellites to low-Earth orbit from Space Launch Complex 40 (SLC-40) at Cape Canaveral Space Force Station in Florida.
Liftoff is scheduled for Friday, April 5, 05:12 a.m. EDT, 09:12 UTC, and 11:12 CEST from SLC-40 (Space Launch Complex 40) of the Cape Canaveral Space Force Station, Florida.
https://www.youtube.com/live/xiDS8rUUIKo
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SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink Group 8-1 - SLC-4E - Vandenberg SFB - Space Affairs Live
SpaceX is targeting a Falcon 9 launch of 22 Starlink satellites to low-Earth orbit from Space Launch Complex 4 East (SLC-4E) at Vandenberg Space Force Base in California.
Liftoff is targeted for Friday, April 5, 7:25 p.m. PDT, (02:25 UTC, 04:25 CEST)
Following stage separation, the first stage will land on the Of Course I Still Love You droneship, which will be stationed in the Pacific Ocean.
https://www.youtube.com/live/-TEiQGiff_w
Posted by: Ciampino - busy day for spacers at April 05, 2024 01:52 AM (qfLjt)
Undocking coverage of the Soyuz MS-24 spacecraft from the International Space Station. Undocking is scheduled for April 5, 11:57 p.m. EDT, (04:57 UTC, 05:57 CEST - April 6)
Soyuz MS-24 will depart Oleg Novitsky, RUS / Marina Vasilevskaya, BY / Loral O'Hara, USA from the International Space Station.
https://www.youtube.com/live/jRglpvI2UBI
Posted by: Ciampino - busy day for spacers all day at April 05, 2024 01:54 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2024 01:59 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: A Limey Poofter at April 05, 2024 02:10 AM (CFtGR)
Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at April 05, 2024 02:12 AM (CFtGR)
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2024 02:16 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 05, 2024 02:25 AM (s3vs/)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2024 02:34 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Adriane the Sci Fi Old School Critic . . . at April 05, 2024 02:35 AM (4Winp)
Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2024 02:38 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 11:36 PM (ynpvh)
Were the goats morbidly obese ?
Posted by: JT at April 05, 2024 02:47 AM (T4tVD)
'Tis 62 F., humidity down (for here), little wind. Good workout conditions. But that's an hour or more away. So! What's goin' on?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2024 02:49 AM (omVj0)
Hope little Dagny 'forgives you' for not being right there for her LOL
Our Cat wouldn't even look at hubby, first day back from hospital. Wed & Thu? Best buds again! Cat brought a mouse yesterday, and now takes naps with hubby just like old times.
Silly critters.
Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2024 02:52 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2024
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Not a Plantagenet. Owen Tudor was a Welshman.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 05, 2024
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The Fordor found much more acceptance among the common people than did the Tudor.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2024 02:53 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2024 01:00 AM (tkR6S)
Not a Plantagenet. Owen Tudor was a Welshman.
Henry VIII's mother was a direct descendant of the cadet branch of the Plantagenets known as the House of York, so you could argue that he was half-Plantagenet. People during his reign frequently spoke of his resemblance to his maternal Yorkist grandfather who was regarded as handsome and charismatic in the eyes of the English people.
Posted by: John Drake at April 05, 2024 02:54 AM (ruzO0)
Posted by: JT at April 05, 2024 02:47 AM (T4tVD)
Oh yes. They lost their svelte, sexy shape.
Posted by: Achmed the Sailorman at April 05, 2024 02:54 AM (emlEe)
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2024 02:16 AM (fwDg9)
Thanks Skip !
(why are you awake ?)
Posted by: JT at April 05, 2024 02:54 AM (T4tVD)
Hope little Dagny 'forgives you' for not being right there for her LOL
Our Cat wouldn't even look at hubby, first day back from hospital. Wed & Thu? Best buds again! Cat brought a mouse yesterday, and now takes naps with hubby just like old times.
Silly critters.
Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2024
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Hello, JQ! Well, I'm not sure I'm up to Dagny's high standards for human servants anyway -- though once in a while she displays a bit of affection. Both Saturday and Sunday afternoon last weekend, she hopped onto the bed with me and all three of us napped together. Big Stirling, on the other hand, is really being affectionate; without her here to play with, all he has is me.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2024 02:57 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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Hahaha! Desperate for the attention, is he?
Yep. Silly critters.
Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2024 03:00 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2024 01:00 AM (tkR6S)
Not a Plantagenet. Owen Tudor was a Welshman.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 05, 2024 01:47
Yes, the Tudors really had little claim to the throne. Henry VII's invasion of England was made possible by the French, financing and troops provided by them.
It was the last invasion of the British Isles by a foreign power. The French helped install their candidate and kill the rightful king, Richard III.
Posted by: Farmer at April 05, 2024 03:12 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at April 05, 2024 03:13 AM (v20yD)
Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2024 03:13 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JT at April 05, 2024 03:15 AM (T4tVD)
Yeah, been only checking in without comment for a while. Too much work, not enough sleep, makes for not enough free time. Then there's the wifi that keeps cutting out at home that frustrates me enough to just skip trying to comment.
How's the hubby doing?
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at April 05, 2024 03:17 AM (v20yD)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at April 05, 2024 03:18 AM (v20yD)
https://tinyurl.com/2sy3m8sz
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #221 at April 05, 2024 03:19 AM (qfLjt)
I might switch that watch to the rubber Tropic strap, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2024 03:20 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: JT at April 05, 2024 03:20 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at April 05, 2024 03:21 AM (v20yD)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2024 03:21 AM (omVj0)
Hope the cats are doing well. My Lucky is currently sitting on me, purring like a diesel. Patting me in the face to get my attention away from this phone!
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at April 05, 2024 03:25 AM (v20yD)
Hubby's getting along good so far, MLii. Thanks for asking.
He's been sleeping a lot and I'm so jealous of that. I'm exhausted but wide awake. Ah, well. That's the way it goes.
Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2024 03:27 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: John Drake at April 05, 2024 02:54
Yes indeed John Drake. Henry VIII's mother was Elizabeth of York, dau of Edward IV. She is supposed to to be model for the Queen of Hearts in cards.
Posted by: Farmer at April 05, 2024 03:27 AM (55Qr6)
It was the last invasion of the British Isles by a foreign power. The French helped install their candidate and kill the rightful king, Richard III.
Posted by: Farmer
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If only I'd had a horse.
Posted by: Richard at April 05, 2024 03:28 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at April 05, 2024 03:21
Hi MLiL, nice to see you. Yes, very wet here now. We were spoiled w/ nice temps earlier. The end of Feb one day was 76. Our daffodils bloomed early and the tulips are getting ready.
This cold spell should pass by Sun, but they keep moving that projection. Yeah, I'm a true believer in
Posted by: Farmer at April 05, 2024 03:41 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 05, 2024 03:45 AM (iNUL3)
Posted by: Farmer at April 05, 2024 03:41 AM (55Qr6)
Lol. That accuracy has been lacking for a while! We had a few weeks of warm daytime temps in Feb. My daffodils are a few inches tall and the crocus have bloomed. The leaf buds on the lilacs are nearly opening.
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at April 05, 2024 03:46 AM (v20yD)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2024 03:46 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2024 03:48 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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It's still kinda early...not quite 1 a.m.
I'm gonna try going back to bed. Got to break this cycle somehow!
Good luck to you, SFPsycho.
Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2024 03:50 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 05, 2024 03:45 AM (iNUL3)
Ha! Lucky has always needed to be center of attention. As a kitten, being goofy and too cute to ignore. As a 14 yr old he's taken to vocally let me know when he is not pleased. Sings the song of his people until he gets his way.
Spoiled! But I do love him.
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at April 05, 2024 03:50 AM (v20yD)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at April 05, 2024 03:51 AM (v20yD)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2024 03:51 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
I saw that. I wonder what stadium in Sacramento they'll be playing at?
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 05, 2024 03:54 AM (iNUL3)
Hope to check in from work later to catch an update about JJ.
Make it a good day, all
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at April 05, 2024 03:56 AM (v20yD)
Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2024 03:56 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2024 03:58 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2024 03:59 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2024 04:03 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2024 04:03 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Richard at April 05, 2024 03:28
Indeed. That was said after he made a direct ride at the usurper Tyyder, after the Stanleys betrayed him. Richard died after a heroic attempt to personally kill the usurper.
Henry Tyyder was surrounded by guards, he never fought himself. And he was such an asshole he predated his reign to the day before Bosworth, thus making Richard's defenders traitors. (An early Bill Clinton, what does is mean)
I think Richard III is one of the of the first and best examples of publicity being manipulated, and reputation destroyed.
Posted by: Farmer at April 05, 2024 04:18 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Candidus at April 05, 2024 08:25 AM (i2uNS)
As you got higher the differential between stories got more and more offset.
Posted by: Louis Reinitz at April 05, 2024 10:25 AM (gFN2B)
Where does the required transgender stand?
This is the gayest shit I've ever heard. I'm glad I lived when I did because the next 50 years are going to really suck.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2024 10:21 PM (LkLld)
Its probably better than the current situation where there are no kick returns to speak of. If you blast it out the end zone, the return team gets an extra five yards.
To answer the question on onside kicks, the kicking team if behind can declare an onside kick and then it is done as in the old system. So aside from no 'surprise' onside kicks anymore the situation is the same.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 05, 2024 01:36 PM (eoQWY)
WOW just what I was looking for. Came here by searching for gov
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