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Chief Democrat Witness Against Trump in Phony Ukranian Phone Call Impeachment Registers as a Foreign Agent for, Get This, Ukraine
Whoa! I did not see this coming.
On Thursday, one of the star witnesses in the first failed impeachment of President Donald Trump registered as a foreign agent on behalf of Ukraine and the European Union (EU).I'm not a foreign agent, I just have to register as a foreign agent so I can lobby US policymakers on behalf of a foreign country.
According to the Daily Caller, Gordon Sondland, who served as the U.S. Ambassador to the EU from 2018 to 2020, testified against President Trump in the 2019 impeachment inry. In his testimony before the House of Representatives Select Committee on Intelligence, he claimed with no evidence that President Trump intended to withhold aid to Ukraine unless it re-opened a corruption investigation into the controversial energy company Burisma Holdings, where Joe Biden's son Hunter served on the board.
... Sondland registered as a foreign agent under the Foreign Agents Registration Act (FARA), a law first passed in 1938 dictating how foreign agents and representatives are supposed to lobby American politicians compared to non-foreign lobbyists. In a statement shortly after his registration was revealed, Sondland tried to justify his decision while also insisting that he did not have any foreign loyalties. "This term 'Foreign Agent.' It sounds very sinister because that's the way the FARA laws are written," said Sondland. "You're designated as a foreign agent. I'm not an agent of anyone. I haven't been asked by Ukraine or the E.U. to represent them. I'm simply having conversations that everyone has all the time with members of Congress and with members of governments of other countries to try and bridge and divide." "My allegiance is still 100% to the United States, not to the European Union," Sondland claimed. "Unfortunately, I can't have these conversations without registering."
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 28, 2024 01:03 PM (t/2Uw)
And is his brother still running for office?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2024 01:03 PM (9gcBc)
"If you don't fire the attorney investigating my son, you won't get the billion dollars. Well, son of a bitch......"
- - - - - Joe Biden - Not Impeachable
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2024 01:04 PM (6gUd4)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2024 01:04 PM (Akjoo)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 28, 2024 01:03 PM (t/2Uw)
I was.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 28, 2024 01:04 PM (1Z8zZ)
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2024 01:04 PM (6gUd4)
Posted by: polynikes at March 28, 2024 01:04 PM (WmV84)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2024 01:06 PM (9gcBc)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 28, 2024 01:06 PM (u73oe)
"My allegiance is still 100% to the United States, not to the European Union," Sondland claimed. "Unfortunately, I can't have these conversations without registering."
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I like his subtle implication that although he registered as a foreign agent of Ukraine, he isn't *really* working for Ukraine, but rather the EU.
Could even be true. Or power of "and." Whatever. I don't really care, to be honest, because it's all just so transparent and laughable.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2024 01:06 PM (6bTRc)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 28, 2024 01:07 PM (YwyqV)
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Me neither.
Insider Party men don't usually have to worry about stupid stuff like FARA. Doesn't apply to them.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2024 01:07 PM (6bTRc)
And is his brother still running for office?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2024 01:03 PM (9gcBc)
They SHOULD be running for their lives.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 28, 2024 01:07 PM (d2bW3)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 28, 2024 01:08 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2024 01:06 PM (9gcBc)
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Often, but not necessarily. A lobbyist representing, say, German industrial interests through his activities would likely have to register and he isn't a spy.
But a bunch of them are probably spies, yeah.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2024 01:08 PM (6bTRc)
Posted by: steevy at March 28, 2024 01:08 PM (FQmDC)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
But they need MOAR money, silly!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 28, 2024 01:08 PM (d2bW3)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 28, 2024 01:08 PM (k8kCE)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2024 01:08 PM (9gcBc)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 28, 2024 01:08 PM (u73oe)
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Every little bit helps.
And possibly they're worried about Trump somehow overcoming the cheat, and a Party man on this side told them to put some pieces into place to begin checking Trump if the time comes.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2024 01:09 PM (6bTRc)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 28, 2024 01:10 PM (2yu8s)
Biden is going to NYC today for a fundraiser with Obama and Stephen Colbert
Trump is going to NYC today to attend the funeral of NYPD officer Jonathan Diller
They are not the same
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 28, 2024 01:10 PM (2yu8s)
>>And is his brother still running for office?
As of today, he intends to run for Abigail Spanbergers seat for VA 7th CD, the Deep Donk will pour as much money as they have to into that election to get that Shit Bird the win.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 28, 2024 01:10 PM (JIdXK)
“What would ya say it is ya do here?”
~ The Bobs
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 28, 2024 01:10 PM (YwyqV)
Such is justice, in these United States of America.
Posted by: torabora at March 28, 2024 01:10 PM (+80Yi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2024 01:10 PM (9gcBc)
Everyone has these kinds of conversations all the time? No, I'm certain only DC insiders do that sort of thing, and they all should register too.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2024 01:11 PM (Odg76)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2024 01:06 PM (6bTRc)
Not working for THE Ukraine or the EU. Just having conversations, bridging divides, stuff like that.
What's that? Is someone paying me to have these conversations? Wow... that's really intrusive into my affairs.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 28, 2024 01:11 PM (1Z8zZ)
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 28, 2024 01:11 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Running. *snort*
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 28, 2024 01:12 PM (1Z8zZ)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 28, 2024 01:08 PM (k8kCE)
I don't care so much about the lobbying. Lobby away.
It's the filthy cretins who actually listen to them who need to be turned out on their ears.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 28, 2024 01:12 PM (12jgO)
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 28, 2024 01:11 PM (iFTx/)
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Heh. More or less.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2024 01:12 PM (6bTRc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2024 01:10 PM (9gcBc)
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Harsh, but fair.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 28, 2024 01:12 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: steevy at March 28, 2024 01:08 PM (FQmDC)
And then Biden was stolen into power which is what Trump was accused of. And then Biden's family was corrupt which is what Trump was accused of. And then Biden had dementia which is what Trump was accused of. And then Biden interfered in an election which is what Trump was accused of. And then Biden collaborated with a foreign power which is what Trump was accused of. And then Biden was a racist which is what Trump was accused of.
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2024 01:12 PM (6gUd4)
Insider Party men don't usually have to worry about stupid stuff like FARA. Doesn't apply to them.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2024 01:07 PM (6bTRc)
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Well, he was the star witness and he didn't deliver. He looking out for his own posterior. The DOJ's selective prosecution only applies when you deliver. Of course, another couple of months and he'll have to register with Russia.
Posted by: Orson at March 28, 2024 01:12 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Montec at March 28, 2024 01:12 PM (hxe/1)
Biden is going to NYC today for a fundraiser with Obama and Stephen Colbert
Trump is going to NYC today to attend the funeral of NYPD officer Jonathan Diller
They are not the same
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 28, 2024 01:10 PM (2yu8s)
*really tries to not make comment about target rich environments*
*remembers they are shit humans that need extermination*
*still doesn't comment*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Even so his former colleagues illegally prosecuted him for leaving the plantation by working for Trump but first going against them on a harassment claim alleged against another Dem thug.
Posted by: polynikes at March 28, 2024 01:13 PM (WmV84)
Now that we're disbarring lawyers for "fringe legal theories" that might possibly "interfere" in an election, I'm waiting with bated breath for the lawyers who tried to get Trump thrown off of ballots in states to be disbarred.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2024 01:13 PM (Odg76)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2024 01:13 PM (6gUd4)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 28, 2024 01:14 PM (RUMEY)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 28, 2024 01:14 PM (llON8)
Think about how many hundreds of billions (trillions) we will have spent and thousands dead so a handful of these clowns can collect a check for a no-show job.
Posted by: Blago at March 28, 2024 01:14 PM (wMRY8)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 28, 2024 01:08 PM (u73oe)
The Penis Piano Pest can't be everywhere at once.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 28, 2024 01:14 PM (1Z8zZ)
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2024 01:14 PM (6gUd4)
Posted by: steevy at March 28, 2024 01:08 PM (FQmDC)
And how long did it take the Dems to put together their House impeachment?
And how long has the current House been holding hearings on Biden's possible impeachment?
We should be working on Biden's 3rd impeachment by now. I say third simply because they got Trump twice and that favor needs to be returned. Do one more for the most base reason - because F*** him.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 28, 2024 01:14 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 28, 2024 01:14 PM (llON
Man, I hate being on hold. I just want to know what the difference between a shocked face and an O face is.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 28, 2024 01:14 PM (YwyqV)
Posted by: davidt at March 28, 2024 01:15 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2024 01:13 PM (Odg76)
This is a message to all lawyers. Represent Trump, your career is in jeopardy.
Posted by: Montec at March 28, 2024 01:15 PM (hxe/1)
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 28, 2024 01:11 PM (iFTx
I'm not a Democrat. I just want all your stuff for myself and demand you get my pronouns correct or else.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 28, 2024 01:15 PM (RUMEY)
Congenital Projection is probably the Left's #1 mental defect.
Posted by: polynikes at March 28, 2024 01:15 PM (WmV84)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 28, 2024 01:14 PM (1Z8zZ)
You can't spell tickle the ivory without ick.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 28, 2024 01:15 PM (12jgO)
Posted by: Ribbed at March 28, 2024 01:15 PM (B0mGw)
Avoiding being sent to the front.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 28, 2024 01:15 PM (1Z8zZ)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 28, 2024 01:14 PM (llON8
Heh
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 28, 2024 01:16 PM (RUMEY)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 28, 2024 01:14 PM (YwyqV)
One is pleasure, one is pain.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Such is justice, in these United States of America.
Posted by: torabora at March 28, 2024 01:10 PM (+80Yi)
See this just proves how bad he is at hiring people and the people he does hire suck at their jobs.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 28, 2024 01:16 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Montec at March 28, 2024 01:16 PM (hxe/1)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 28, 2024 01:16 PM (z/ifB)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2024 01:17 PM (6bTRc)
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Running several sex trafficking rings in the US would be my guess.
Posted by: Montec at March 28, 2024 01:17 PM (hxe/1)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 28, 2024 01:14 PM (1Z8zZ)
This is about me, isn't it......
Posted by: Tommy Lee Honking a Horn at March 28, 2024 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)
and that woman who was ambassador to ukraine should have been cited for perjury about lying when she first learned about hunter and burisma.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 28, 2024 01:18 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Thanks, now I don’t have to wait for a customer service rep.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 28, 2024 01:18 PM (YwyqV)
LTC Bearclaw Vindaloomon running?
Bwahahahaha
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2024 01:08 PM (9gcBc)
He could probably make it across the street before falling down with chest pains.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 28, 2024 01:18 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Sponge
Close enough, party at Sponge's place!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 28, 2024 01:18 PM (4fajg)
Thanks, now I don’t have to wait for a customer service rep.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 28, 2024 01:18 PM (YwyqV)
I help where I can.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: DaveA at March 28, 2024 01:19 PM (PMJuY)
Someone - a billionaire, foreign country, TV network, nonprofit - will give them a high-paying job when they retire, get fired, end their term or get released from prison.
They will so anything for the cause because they know there will be no negative consequences and, indeed, great rewards.
Posted by: 29Victor at March 28, 2024 01:20 PM (M+gBW)
IIRC, Biden openly bragged about threatening to withhold aid to Ukraine unless they fired the prosecutor who was looking into Burisma.
I swear to God, you cannot make this stuff up.
Posted by: RM at March 28, 2024 01:20 PM (urbih)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:16 PM
You believe there is a difference?
Posted by: A Cenobite at March 28, 2024 01:20 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: DaveA at March 28, 2024 01:19 PM (PMJuY)
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Because those Ukrainian "hotties" are actually all under 13, and they're not "squatting" so much as chained up in the basements of various politicians and Party apparatchiks.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2024 01:20 PM (6bTRc)
Posted by: Montec at March 28, 2024 01:16 PM (hxe/1)
President Macron of France is trying to drum up support for the EU sending troops... not to fight, you understand, just to support THE Ukrainians so as to free up more of their men to be killed.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 28, 2024 01:20 PM (1Z8zZ)
And then Biden fucked with classified documents illegally which is what Trump was accused of.
You wonder how it is they chose a guy that is guilty of EVERY SINGLE THING they accuse Trump of?
Can that even be a coincidence at this point? Was there no one who was only guilty of 75% of the things instead of 100?
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2024 01:20 PM (6gUd4)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 28, 2024 01:16 PM (llON
****
Sarcasm noted.
Posted by: torabora at March 28, 2024 01:21 PM (+80Yi)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 28, 2024 01:21 PM (ZV+pB)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 28, 2024 01:21 PM (x0n13)
A Manhattan judge ripped Sam Bankman-Fried as a “remorseless” scammer obsessed with political power as he sentenced the fallen crypto mogul to 25 years in prison Thursday — five months after he was found guilty of stealing more than $8 billion of funds from customers of his now-bankrupt cryptocurrency exchange FTX.
Judge Lewis Kaplan said the 32-year-old convicted fraudster “presented himself as the good guy” all in favor of “appropriate regulation of the crypto industry” — but it was just an “act.”
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 28, 2024 01:21 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Montec at March 28, 2024 01:16 PM (hxe/1)
I assume we reach 'no one cares anymore' once the number of twatter icons passes below a certain threshold (can't be 0 because there will always be a few people who forget to update, or die, or whatever). Also, there hasn't been a new NPC patch issued recently that I know of.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 28, 2024 01:21 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Sponge
Close enough, party at Sponge's place!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 28, 2024 01:18 PM (4fajg)
Surprised . Texas rarely wins any large Power Ball or Mega Millions drawings, it's usually California or NY/NJ and Illinois. If I had a tin foil hat I'd probably put it on now.
Posted by: polynikes at March 28, 2024 01:21 PM (WmV84)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 28, 2024 01:21 PM (lTGtQ)
We should be working on Biden's 3rd impeachment by now. I say third simply because they got Trump twice and that favor needs to be returned. Do one more for the most base reason - because F*** him.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 28, 2024 01:14 PM
I'd settle for just one on Joe's record. On his last day in office. When Joe has already pardoned himself and can't do squat about it.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 28, 2024 01:21 PM (RKVpM)
Posted by: Montec at March 28, 2024 01:21 PM (hxe/1)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 28, 2024 01:21 PM (x0n13)
He’s giving you a number, and taking ‘way your name..
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 28, 2024 01:22 PM (YwyqV)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 28, 2024 01:22 PM (9yWhg)
It's the filthy cretins who actually listen to them who need to be turned out on their ears."
Doing business in the US is like riding the subway ... if you don't buy the token, you don't ride the train.
(I forget who said that, and was quoted here at AoS, I think it was some foreigner.)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 28, 2024 01:22 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 28, 2024 01:20 PM (1Z8zZ)
I'd say they're going to f*ck the wives, but they're French, so with the men off fighting, who are they going to f*ck?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)
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Running several sex trafficking rings in the US would be my guess.
Posted by: Montec at March 28, 2024 01:17 PM (hxe/1)
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He's known back home as Kiev Diddy.
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 28, 2024 01:22 PM (DBIvy)
Judge Kaplan: On obstruction of justice, I find that Mr. Bankman-Fried's text to the former general counsel did in fact constitute attempted witness tampering. I make 3 perjury findings based on trial testimony
Judge Kaplan: On obstruction of justice, I find that Mr. Bankman-Fried's text to the former general counsel did in fact constitute attempted witness tampering. I make 3 perjury findings based on trial testimony
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 28, 2024 01:22 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 28, 2024 01:22 PM (DBIvy)
Keev Diddy
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2024 01:23 PM (6gUd4)
No time for having that butt ugly girlfriend?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 28, 2024 01:23 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 28, 2024 01:23 PM (RUMEY)
Posted by: FIRST!!!!! Pew? at March 28, 2024 01:24 PM (V5BDR)
He’s giving you a number, and taking ‘way your name..
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 28, 2024 01:22 PM (YwyqV)
Take this number, and welcome......to Operation: Mindcrime.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Judge Kaplan: I find the Mr. Bankman-Fried gave perjured testimony at trial - he falsely testified that until the Fall of 2022 he had no knowledge that Alameda had spent FTX customer funds. He falsely testified that he first learned of the $8 billion in Oct 2022
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 28, 2024 01:24 PM (2yu8s)
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I'm not gay, I just like sucking dick.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 28, 2024 01:24 PM (fKIdX)
Posted by: FIRST!!!!! Pew? at March 28, 2024 01:24 PM (V5BDR)
Heh. No.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Can that even be a coincidence at this point? Was there no one who was only guilty of 75% of the things instead of 100?
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2024 01:20 PM (6gUd4)
...
If someone were writing the story it would be comically bad creativity. Hey i'll have the bad guy always actually do the exact same thing the hero is being accused of.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 28, 2024 01:24 PM (z/ifB)
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I use the "Pelosi Rule."
What would she have done by now? Probably been able to impeach the president, have it stick and then gone after every member of his cabinet and staff.
By now, Pelosi would likely be in the White House. Had the roles been reversed. Thankfully that's not the case.
But she's ruthless enough to have done it. And had the backing of her ideologically aligned party. Which Republicans don't have.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 28, 2024 01:25 PM (Q4IgG)
No time for having that butt ugly girlfriend?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:23 PM (Zz0t1)
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My guess is no time for that mutant-face either. I believe she testified against SBF in exchange for immunity or at least leniency.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 28, 2024 01:25 PM (iFTx/)
It's also an example of the warning ' never assume'. He is a white guy.
Posted by: polynikes at March 28, 2024 01:26 PM (WmV84)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 28, 2024 01:26 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: FIRST!!!!! Pew? at March 28, 2024 01:24 PM
Is there a Second Baptist Church? Serious question.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 28, 2024 01:26 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 28, 2024 01:24 PM (fKIdX)
Tell one lie, you are a liar for life. Suck just one dick and you are a c*cksucker for life - even if you needed the money.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 28, 2024 01:26 PM (N39Ws)
It's also an example of the warning ' never assume'. He is a white guy.
Posted by: polynikes at March 28, 2024 01:26 PM (WmV84)
Reparations.
Can we call it reverse slavery?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Is there a Second Baptist Church? Serious question.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 28, 2024 01:26 PM (Wnv9h)
There is a 5/3 bank.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 28, 2024 01:27 PM (0EOe9)
Posted by: polynikes at March 28, 2024 01:26 PM
Was he pretty fly?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 28, 2024 01:27 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 28, 2024 01:26 PM (lTGtQ)
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You'll get: they'll all retire fat and rich and the eulogies at their funerals will be epic
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 28, 2024 01:28 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 28, 2024 01:26 PM (Wnv9h)
Yes lots of them. One of the biggest churches in Houston.
Posted by: polynikes at March 28, 2024 01:28 PM (WmV84)
Was he pretty fly?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 28, 2024 01:27 PM (Wnv9h)
Ice. Ice Baby.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:27 PM
That one always puzzled me...not gonna lie.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 28, 2024 01:28 PM (Wnv9h)
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That word "still" is carrying a heavy weight within that statement.
Those of us who are U.S. citizens, who have no divided loyalties, we don't need the word "still."
Still suggests it's a temporary condition. Do you have a cold? Yes, I still have a cold. See? I fully expect very soon I will no longer have a cold. Otherwise, the word "still" is completely unnecessary.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2024 01:28 PM (dGCAG)
That one always puzzled me...not gonna lie.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 28, 2024 01:28 PM (Wnv9h)
Glad I'm not the only one......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 28, 2024 01:26 PM (Wnv9h)
Yes lots of them. One of the biggest churches in Houston.
Posted by: polynikes at March 28, 2024 01:28 PM (WmV84)
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Second place is first loser!
Posted by: Ricky Bobby at March 28, 2024 01:29 PM (snyZJ)
Still suggests it's a temporary condition. Do you have a cold? Yes, I still have a cold. See? I fully expect very soon I will no longer have a cold. Otherwise, the word "still" is completely unnecessary.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2024 01:28 PM (dGCAG)
Highest bidder hasn't presented themselves yet.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 28, 2024 01:26 PM (Wnv9h)
Yes lots of them. One of the biggest churches in Houston.
Posted by: polynikes at March 28, 2024 01:28 PM
Thanks. I've only ever seen a "first". I figured they can't all be first. Unlike Sponge.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 28, 2024 01:29 PM (Wnv9h)
"still" implies a condition subject to change. What a hero.
Posted by: mrp at March 28, 2024 01:29 PM (rj6Yv)
Second place is first loser!
Posted by: Ricky Bobby at March 28, 2024 01:29 PM (snyZJ)
F*ck off.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Let's hope that second part changes in 2028.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 28, 2024 01:30 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 28, 2024 01:27 PM (Wnv9h)
Ice. Ice Baby.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:28 PM (Zz0t1)
I immediately thought of the Weird Al version.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 28, 2024 01:30 PM (1Z8zZ)
You wonder how it is they chose a guy that is guilty of EVERY SINGLE THING they accuse Trump of?
Can that even be a coincidence at this point? Was there no one who was only guilty of 75% of the things instead of 100?
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2024 01:20 PM (6gUd4)
I was expecting Biden to choose Stacy Abrams for his running mate since Pelosi repeatedly described Trump as morbidly obese. They left out that criterion.
Posted by: Emmie at March 28, 2024 01:30 PM (Sf2cq)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 28, 2024 01:30 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Son of Dad at March 28, 2024 01:31 PM (8JB5s)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Heh. There is one in Houston. The story is that they split off because some of the members didn't like the injunction against dancing.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 28, 2024 01:31 PM (lTGtQ)
Nope. Just the one. It's got about 500,000 members, but only about 125 attendees each Sunday.
Posted by: Ribbed at March 28, 2024 01:31 PM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 28, 2024 01:30 PM (9yWhg)
You wouldn’t want to confuse the owner (Chris) with the one who’s with Donna (Donna’s Chris, if you will).
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 28, 2024 01:31 PM (YwyqV)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 28, 2024 01:30 PM (9yWhg)
Ruth bought Chris steakhouse and kept the name, just added hers.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 28, 2024 01:30 PM
Never got that one until I read its back story.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 28, 2024 01:32 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Montec at March 28, 2024 01:32 PM (hxe/1)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 28, 2024 01:32 PM (0EOe9)
It's also an example of the warning ' never assume'. He is a white guy.
Posted by: polynikes at March 28, 2024 01:26 PM (WmV84)
Reparations.
Can we call it reverse slavery?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)
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The hard working citizens paying for literally every need of possibly millions of aliens to continue living here illegally is sort of reverse slavery.
Posted by: Ricky Bobby at March 28, 2024 01:33 PM (snyZJ)
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at March 28, 2024 01:33 PM (zSyrn)
Posted by: Montec at March 28, 2024 01:32 PM (hxe/1)
TIME. SERVED.
- - - - Judge Ho
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)
"My allegiance is still 100% to the United States, not to the European Union," Sondland claimed. "Unfortunately, I can't have these conversations without registering."
BFS. Your allegiance is to your bank account, whore.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 28, 2024 01:33 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 28, 2024 01:28 PM (Wnv9h)
++++
Cincinnati's Third National Bank (nee Bank of the Ohio Valley) bought the Fifth National Bank but the executives worried that the "Third-Fifth Bank" would make people associate the bank with a bunch of drunks (the temperance movement was a thing) who pounded down several fifths of booze at work. So they inverted it and made one of the dumbest names in corporate history.
I wish I were kidding.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2024 01:33 PM (6bTRc)
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2024 01:23 PM (6gUd4)
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Yeah, I should've went with that to drive the meter home ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 28, 2024 01:33 PM (Furl/)
for a white guy.
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at March 28, 2024 01:33 PM
My faith in the Horde has been restored.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 28, 2024 01:33 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 28, 2024 01:34 PM (fKIdX)
Posted by: Ped Xing at March 28, 2024 01:34 PM (5jozk)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 28, 2024 01:34 PM (daqPs)
Posted by: polynikes at March 28, 2024 01:34 PM (WmV84)
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Guess all we need to know now is whose allegiance the United States is to.
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2024 01:34 PM (6gUd4)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Yes lots of them. One of the biggest churches in Houston.
Posted by: polynikes
Whereas the 5th Church of Jesus Christ, Cosmonaut appears only in literature …
Posted by: Adriane the Sci Fi Old School Critic . . . at March 28, 2024 01:34 PM (4Winp)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 28, 2024 01:30 PM (9yWhg)
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Name was originally Chris' Steakhouse. Then a woman named Ruth bought it and later had to change the name to avoid non-compete requirements. But otherwise, yea it's a silly name.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 28, 2024 01:34 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 28, 2024 01:35 PM (daqPs)
I wish I were kidding.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
They didn't want to compromise, and call it the 3/5 Bank?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 28, 2024 01:35 PM (lTGtQ)
They didn't want to compromise, and call it the 3/5 Bank?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 28, 2024 01:35 PM (lTGtQ)
Maybe 3 fifths would make my headache go away.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 28, 2024 01:35 PM (lTGtQ)
*golf clap*. Well done, chap.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 28, 2024 01:36 PM (YwyqV)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 28, 2024 01:35 PM (lTGtQ)
++++
Who wants to do business with 60% of a bank?
Now, on the other hand, doing business with 167% of a bank? Well, that's one hell of a bank!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2024 01:36 PM (6bTRc)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 28, 2024 01:36 PM (daqPs)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Added hers after the original burned down because the purchase agreement with Chris prevented her from just calling it Chris Steakhouse at any other location.
It is still a weird name.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 28, 2024 01:36 PM (1Z8zZ)
Posted by: Montec at March 28, 2024 01:36 PM (hxe/1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 28, 2024 01:37 PM (9yWhg)
It is still a weird name.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 28, 2024 01:36 PM (1Z8zZ
But memorable
Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2024 01:37 PM (Akjoo)
It is still a weird name.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 28, 2024 01:36 PM (1Z8zZ)
========
Shoulda called it Hooters.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 28, 2024 01:37 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 28, 2024 01:37 PM (J8LnB)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 28, 2024 01:38 PM (daqPs)
OT: Please keep my sis in your prayers. A couple of weeks ago, her dog pulled her while he was on a leash and she landed on her elbow. While the doctors that looked at it thought it was only a cracked ulna that was dislocated, and "put it back in place", it turned out they were wrong; an x-ray the other day (which I was sent a copy...WTF moment) showed the end of the ulna where it attaches to the humerus actually broke off, and is free-floating. So surgery is in her near future.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 28, 2024 01:38 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 28, 2024 01:36 PM (1Z8zZ)
++++
And very expensive.
I used to have a tradition involving it or one of its high-end competitors. When the company sent me on the road to go put out a fire somewhere, I traveled cheap and would never hit my per diem. Once I got the problem solved and the customer was off the ledge, I'd let the company take me on a very lavish outing to Ruth's Chris.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2024 01:38 PM (6bTRc)
Posted by: Montec at March 28, 2024 01:38 PM (hxe/1)
Lincoln Logs spies on Lego.
GI Joe spies on Barbie.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 28, 2024 01:37 PM (J8LnB)
Is he a voyeur?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 28, 2024 01:38 PM (ynpvh)
My congress-slime is Hilary Scholten, who used to work for the Justice department regarding immigration Should she register?
Posted by: Auspex at March 28, 2024 01:38 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Montec at March 28, 2024 01:36 PM (hxe/1)
Reminded me of a really good Edward G Robinson movie , House of Strangers.
Posted by: polynikes at March 28, 2024 01:39 PM (WmV84)
Shoulda called it Hooters.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 28, 2024 01:37 PM (GBKbO)
Damn lawyers.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 28, 2024 01:39 PM (daqPs)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 28, 2024 01:40 PM (0EOe9)
for a white guy.
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at March 28, 2024 01:33 PM
My faith in the Horde has been restored.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 28, 2024 01:33 PM (Wnv9h)
https://youtu.be/usPkL2EQPYo
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 28, 2024 01:40 PM (1Z8zZ)
"Is there a Second Baptist Church?"
Yes. The church that gave our scout troop the bum's rush in 2012 because "not gay" was a former Second Baptist Church. "Northern and independent baptists, we are", they said, and then they changed their name and affiliation. Packed to the gills with hypocrites, that place was, and some truly loathesome and backstabbing individuals were among its members.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 28, 2024 01:40 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Montec at March 28, 2024 01:38 PM (hxe/1)
Well you have to like your steak butterflied to appreciate Ruth's.
Posted by: polynikes at March 28, 2024 01:40 PM (WmV84)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Shoulda called it Ruthless Chris's Steakhouse.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 28, 2024 01:41 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 28, 2024 01:38 PM (daqPs)
Heh. As opposed to 'Bank of Potato Eating Drunks' for Emigrant Bank?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 28, 2024 01:41 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Montec at March 28, 2024 01:38 PM (hxe/1)
One of my brothers used to work at Morton's. He said John Madden had a wine locker at every Morton's located in an NFL city.
Posted by: mrp at March 28, 2024 01:42 PM (rj6Yv)
Heh. As opposed to 'Bank of Potato Eating Drunks' for Emigrant Bank?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 28, 2024 01:41 PM
Potato famine.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 28, 2024 01:35 PM (daqPs)
Bacon Boobs Boomsticks & Booze Bank
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 28, 2024 01:42 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 28, 2024 01:42 PM (daqPs)
Seriously though right now Capital Grille is my favorite.
Posted by: polynikes at March 28, 2024 01:43 PM (WmV84)
Shoulda called it Hooters.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 28, 2024 01:37 PM (GBKbO)
Damn lawyers.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Hooters missed a great opportunity during COVID to have a home-delivery service called Knockers...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 28, 2024 01:43 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 28, 2024 01:43 PM (4fajg)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 28, 2024 01:43 PM (tT6L1)
I really dislike 'searing.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 28, 2024 01:43 PM (T+Iwg)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 28, 2024 01:43 PM (daqPs)
Posted by: DOYLE at March 28, 2024 01:44 PM (Z8Yh2)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 28, 2024 01:42 PM
That's tits.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)
___
A lot of it is because most people who eat there don't pay for it. It's expense accounts. So what the hell, give me the $17 side of mashed potatoes. Why not.
Posted by: Montec at March 28, 2024 01:44 PM (hxe/1)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 28, 2024 01:43 PM (tT6L1)
Because you have what we in the medical profession (I am not actually a doctor) call a functioning brain.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 28, 2024 01:44 PM (1Z8zZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 28, 2024 01:44 PM (daqPs)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 28, 2024 01:38 PM (ynpvh)
Prayers......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Joe Biden is on video saying he told the Ukes he would deny aid if they didn't stop investigating his son's company and that's...ok apparently.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2024 01:45 PM (ibTVg)
==
That's tits.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)
I thought tits were by definition *not* calm, and therefore Boobs fits better with a serious business like a bank.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 28, 2024 01:45 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 28, 2024 01:43 PM (tT6L1)
Have any of the IC Letter cosigners ever apologized for endorsing the Russian Collusion Hoax?
Posted by: mrp at March 28, 2024 01:46 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Montec at March 28, 2024 01:38 PM (hxe/1)
Meh on both.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)
_______
Same. Both are pretty good -- and I agree that Morton's is the better of the two -- but also way overpriced for what you get. Morton's is supposedly dry-aged, but it doesn't really taste like it.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 28, 2024 01:46 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 28, 2024 01:43 PM (daqPs)
You said boobs twice.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 28, 2024 01:46 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 28, 2024 01:38 PM (ynpvh)
I'll say a prayer for her... Same thing happened to me... Dog took off and I did a header... Broke my nose and had two black eyes... Was hard to explain as it looked like I'd been beaten up.
Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2024 01:46 PM (Akjoo)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 28, 2024 01:46 PM (4fajg)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 28, 2024 01:47 PM (9yWhg)
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A lot of it is because most people who eat there don't pay for it. It's expense accounts. So what the hell, give me the $17 side of mashed potatoes. Why not.
Posted by: Montec at March 28, 2024 01:44 PM (hxe/1)
Unpossible! Subsidizing things doesn't make them more expensive!!!
Posted by: leftists at March 28, 2024 01:47 PM (llON8)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
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Philly has a Tenth Presbyterian Church.
I think they should crank it to 11
Posted by: screaming in digital at March 28, 2024 01:47 PM (+Nu5p)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 28, 2024 01:45 PM
Depends on the situation.
If there is panic involved, you're correct. Otherwise, tits are a good thing.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 28, 2024 01:47 PM (J8LnB)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 28, 2024 01:45 PM (llON
That's the kind of rational, detail-oriented, thinking you don't get a lot of places.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 28, 2024 01:47 PM (1Z8zZ)
Posted by: Some Martian Girl with 3 at March 28, 2024 01:47 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 28, 2024 01:48 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 28, 2024 01:48 PM (wtvvX)
I think they should crank it to 11
Posted by: screaming in digital at March 28, 2024 01:47 PM
Why not just make the "tenth" more Presbyterian?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 28, 2024 01:48 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 28, 2024 01:43 PM (daqPs)
You said boobs twice.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)
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Well usually they come in pairs!
Posted by: Ciampino - Spaciality at March 28, 2024 01:48 PM (qfLjt)
Well, in all fairness, there are usually 2 of them.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 28, 2024 01:46 PM (4fajg)
Well, then boob wouldn't have been plural'd.
And nice hash, by the way.
Seem the hindu way to say fag.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Fellow Hoosier?
Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at March 28, 2024 01:48 PM (JCLJi)
Last time I went to one was with a group of friends I hadn't seen in a few years. We ordered every side and went crazy on the drinks too.
Posted by: Montec at March 28, 2024 01:48 PM (hxe/1)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 28, 2024 01:49 PM (0EOe9)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 28, 2024 01:08 PM (u73oe)
You have it the wrong way around. Lobbyist needs to cash in now as the house of cards is tumbling down.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 28, 2024 01:49 PM (eoQWY)
McDs costs about the same as Applebees or Chilis in my area now. Not sure why anyone goes there...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2024 01:49 PM (ibTVg)
Fellow Hoosier?
Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at March 28, 2024 01:48 PM (JCLJi)
Texas.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:49 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 28, 2024 01:49 PM (xG4kz)
Somebody get this dolt a dictionary.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 28, 2024 01:49 PM (cOq4q)
Ace of Spades HQ isn't listed! They're gatekeeping their audience! Since Feb 2020, they list these as the major losers of traffic: Twitchy (-93%), The Federalist (-91%), Washington Times (-89%), Western Journal (-84%) and the Drudge Report (-81%) compared to lesser Lefty losses Daily Kos (-4%), Slate (-42%), and The Daily Beast (-45%).
The majority of right-wing viewers were always one foot in the grave anyway. I can't wait for the day when all the old racists from the Jim Crow era finally become extinct.
I regularly cruise the Freepers to see what's going on in their small minds. Postings seem to have dropped a lot, very few championing tRump
Stats might be misleading. Reich wing audiences are volatile now; many say Fox is too liberal. They shift around a lot. They are deep into "dems gonna steal it" funks. But surprisingly there are quite a number of anti-tRump posts. Even posts highlighting tRump's criminality.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 28, 2024 01:50 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 28, 2024 01:48 PM (u73oe)
With today's prices, McDonald's requires some winnings as well.
Posted by: Montec at March 28, 2024 01:50 PM (hxe/1)
Well usually they come in pairs!
Posted by: Ciampino - Spaciality at March 28, 2024 01:48 PM (qfLjt)
They come in twos.
It's hard to choose.
Your favorite tit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 28, 2024 01:50 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2024 01:50 PM (6gUd4)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:39 PM
On behalf of our profession, I apologize for the other 98%.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 28, 2024 01:51 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: GOP sux at March 28, 2024 01:51 PM (Zzbjj)
Last time I went to one was with a group of friends I hadn't seen in a few years. We ordered every side and went crazy on the drinks too.
Posted by: Montec at March 28, 2024 01:48 PM (hxe/1)
So we're back to lobbyists with Platinum cards and expense accounts to match.
Posted by: mrp at March 28, 2024 01:51 PM (rj6Yv)
The majority of right-wing viewers were always one foot in the grave anyway. I can't wait for the day when all the old racists from the Jim Crow era finally become extinct.
completely missing the fact that Jim Crow was Democrat........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: DOYLE at March 28, 2024 01:44 PM (Z8Yh2)
Clinesmith is the KEY. THE KEY!!!!!
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2024 01:51 PM (6gUd4)
Now do CNN and MSNBC... I didn't think so
Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2024 01:51 PM (Akjoo)
I assume this includes Joe Biden?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2024 01:51 PM (ibTVg)
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Posted by: Ciampino - Spaciality at March 28, 2024 01:52 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 28, 2024 01:52 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 28, 2024 01:50 PM (9yWhg)
Or tinny.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 28, 2024 01:52 PM (T+Iwg)
On behalf of our profession, I apologize for the other 98%.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 28, 2024 01:51 PM (Wnv9h)
I was going to say "not you RMBS" but neglected. Damn hangover.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)
For if it prosper, none dare call it treason.
Posted by: Some old dead white guy at March 28, 2024 01:52 PM (tczCu)
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2024 01:52 PM (6gUd4)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 28, 2024 01:53 PM (0EOe9)
Posted by: Montec at March 28, 2024 01:53 PM (hxe/1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:52 PM
*points*
I damn thee, hangover!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 28, 2024 01:53 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 28, 2024 01:53 PM (dZGU+)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2024 01:45 PM (ibTVg)
He has a stutter.
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2024 01:53 PM (6gUd4)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 28, 2024 01:50 PM (9yWhg)
I'll take 'em any way I can get 'em.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)
I can't wait for the day when all the old racists from the Jim Crow era finally become extinct.
"We're right behind 'em, and in larger numbers, too!"
-- the Joe Eagle Battalions
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 28, 2024 01:53 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Montec at March 28, 2024 01:54 PM (hxe/1)
Like your hero's Joe Biden and Chuck Schumer ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2024 01:54 PM (Akjoo)
Basically the oligarch created a new ad service and offered Drudge a sweet deal to switch with the requirement that he hand over editorial control to the oligarch. And he did.
He retired to FL with his boyfriend and the last I saw admitted to having no control over the content of "his" site anymore.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2024 01:54 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Adriane the Sci Fi Old School Critic . . . at March 28, 2024 01:54 PM (4Winp)
Posted by: polynikes at March 28, 2024 01:26 PM (WmV84)
Reparations.
Can we call it reverse slavery?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)
The money always goes to the white guys. Who administers the program? Who makes up 1000 fake recipients and cashes their checks? Who makes profit when people spend the checks?
Posted by: Oldcat at March 28, 2024 01:55 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 28, 2024 01:55 PM (yikga)
https://youtu.be/dBXNY3XEaGU
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ciampino - Spaciality at March 28, 2024 01:55 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2024 01:56 PM (ibTVg)
Predominantly Male
Age 18 – 54
High household income
College educated
Early adopters of technology
No mention of smart military or cruelty
Posted by: Montec at March 28, 2024 01:56 PM (hxe/1)
I think they should crank it to 11
Posted by: screaming in digital
Sign out front says "it's one holier."
Posted by: mikeski at March 28, 2024 01:56 PM (lFy5V)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 28, 2024 01:56 PM (0EOe9)
Age 18 – 54
High household income
College educated
Early adopters of technology
I thought we were all 29 year olds?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2024 01:57 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - If this is how Georgia hires attorneys, imagine how they manage elections at March 28, 2024 01:57 PM (Cgfkv)
Posted by: It's me donna
I believe this was only for online engagements, but the report says:
Audiences dipped at the three mainstream news sites TheRighting regularly follows: CNN (-19%), The NY Times (-22%) and The Washington Post (-43%).
I'm curious how the Horde has waxed and waned over the years.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 28, 2024 01:57 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 28, 2024 01:52 PM (wtvvX)
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Steak and Ale
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 28, 2024 01:57 PM (2fIO4)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 28, 2024 01:57 PM (4fajg)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 28, 2024 01:55 PM (yikga)
Garlic powder, cracked black pepper, Worcestershire.
Fruit wood smoked to 135 degrees.
Orgasmic.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:58 PM (Zz0t1)
I think they should crank it to 11
Posted by: screaming in digital
Sign out front says "it's one holier."
Posted by: mikeski at March 28, 2024 01:56 PM (lFy5V)
It's where you go when your prayers need that extra push.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 28, 2024 01:58 PM (4I/2K)
A lot of waxing after the Mannix girls, and a lot of waning after seeing the Akbar "girls"
Posted by: Obligatory at March 28, 2024 01:58 PM (ibTVg)
Age 18 – 54
High household income
College educated
Early adopters of technology
I make one of those
Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2024 01:58 PM (Akjoo)
Now do CNN and MSNBC... I didn't think so
Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2024 01:51 PM (Akjoo)
Issue is that sites eroded when they made it plain they weren't really right wing sites anymore. Now compare it to Babylon Bee or certain YT channels providing content and growing.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 28, 2024 01:58 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 28, 2024 01:58 PM (z/ifB)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 28, 2024 01:58 PM (T+Iwg)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 28, 2024 01:55 PM (yikga)
Concur.
Posted by: mrp at March 28, 2024 01:58 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2024 01:59 PM (6gUd4)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 28, 2024 01:55 PM (yikga)
Garlic powder, cracked black pepper, Worcestershire.
Fruit wood smoked to 135 degrees.
Orgasmic.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:58 PM (Zz0t1)
you left out the steak. Rookie mistake.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 28, 2024 01:59 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 28, 2024 01:47 PM (9yWhg)
She's a lot like the rest of us siblings. As one of her friends put it, "The worse her humor gets, the more it's hurting her"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 28, 2024 01:59 PM (ynpvh)
I would've been more shocked if he WASN'T a white guy.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - If this is how Georgia hires attorneys, imagine how they manage elections at March 28, 2024 01:57 PM (Cgfkv)
The women's basketball world is up in arms because a white girl is being praised for setting scoring records and they're ignoring the black girl at Syracuse that's in THIRD place. THIRD.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Issue is that sites eroded when they made it plain they weren't really right wing sites anymore. Now compare it to Babylon Bee or certain YT channels providing content and growing.
Posted by: Oldcat
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This.
I would assume that 97% or so of Hotair's stats are from people that discovered them after the mass banning.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - If this is how Georgia hires attorneys, imagine how they manage elections at March 28, 2024 01:59 PM (Cgfkv)
Posted by: The Sublime Society of Beef Steaks at March 28, 2024 01:59 PM (Wnv9h)
LOL LOL LOL
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Right?
Also, do any of you here read any of those sites?
Other than Drudge in the aughts, I never have.
Additional mega-lol:
National Review, Bulwark, Dispatch, etc., don't even rate a mention.
Sad sacks of shit always sucking up to the lefties and they don't even know they exist.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 28, 2024 02:00 PM (yikga)
you left out the steak. Rookie mistake.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 28, 2024 01:59 PM (eoQWY)
It was in the quoted comment. Didn't feel I needed to be redundant.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 28, 2024 01:55 PM (yikga)
Garlic powder, cracked black pepper, Worcestershire.
Fruit wood smoked to 135 degrees.
Orgasmic.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Pfft. Microwaved to well-doneness. Coat with ketchup. Bliss!
Posted by: Spirit of ChemJeff at March 28, 2024 02:00 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2024 01:57 PM (ibTVg)
OK Boomer.
Posted by: Montec at March 28, 2024 02:00 PM (hxe/1)
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2024 02:00 PM (6gUd4)
A lot of waxing after the Mannix girls, and a lot of waning after seeing the Akbar "girls"
Posted by: Obligatory at March 28, 2024 01:58 PM (ibTVg)
CTRL+F mannix FTW!!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 28, 2024 02:00 PM (wtvvX)
Other than Drudge in the aughts, I never have.
__
I'll go to Twitchy once in a blue moon. The rest, not really ever.
Posted by: Montec at March 28, 2024 02:01 PM (hxe/1)
Posted by: Sponge
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Dang. I doubt she meant to once again showcase how incredibly bad womens basketball must be if a white girl can set scoring records.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - If this is how Georgia hires attorneys, imagine how they manage elections at March 28, 2024 02:01 PM (Cgfkv)
Since we're still using Minx 0.8, shouldn't that be "adopters of early technology"?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher
From the complaints of what few literari that drop by here, our commenting scheme is positively Sumerian.
Cuneiform this, beyotches!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 28, 2024 02:01 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 28, 2024 01:55 PM
This.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 28, 2024 02:01 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Montec at March 28, 2024 02:01 PM (hxe/1)
Only if someone here links them
Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2024 02:01 PM (Akjoo)
The proper term is "titmouse murmuration"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 28, 2024 01:49 PM (xG4kz)
Or Bushtit murmuration
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 28, 2024 02:01 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 28, 2024 02:02 PM (8zt8L)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - If this is how Georgia hires attorneys, imagine how they manage elections at March 28, 2024 02:01 PM
Apparently it's only white men who can't jump.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 28, 2024 02:02 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 28, 2024 01:55 PM
This.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 28, 2024 02:01 PM (Wnv9h)
Especially if it is dry aged properly
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 28, 2024 02:02 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Spirit of ChemJeff at March 28, 2024 02:00 PM (4I/2K)
HEAVENS, A YALE MAN!!!
Posted by: THURSTON HOWELL III at March 28, 2024 02:02 PM (wtvvX)
Dang. I doubt she meant to once again showcase how incredibly bad womens basketball must be if a white girl can set scoring records.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - If this is how Georgia hires attorneys, imagine how they manage elections at March 28, 2024 02:01 PM (Cgfkv)
White girl is actually the all time leading scorer for the sport as a whole. Men or women. Averaging over 1,000 points a season for her career.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Fruit wood smoked to 135 degrees.
Orgasmic.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:58 PM (Zz0t1)
My variation is rubbing a slice of garlic over the steak, followed by a very light coating of olive oil. Salt and Pepper to taste. I like mesquite but fruitwood is also awesome. Reverse sear.
Posted by: mrp at March 28, 2024 02:03 PM (rj6Yv)
Steak and Ale
Posted by: MAGA_Ken
Gone. Screwed our son out of a $50 gift card that we had gotten him for his birthday.
I hear tell that Red Slobster is on the ropes, now.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 28, 2024 02:03 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 28, 2024 01:55 PM
Sous Vide that shit!
- - - - - CBD From a Closet Somewhere
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
I saw Titmouse Murmurations open for Birdsongs of the Mesozoic at The Caverns in '06.
Posted by: mikeski at March 28, 2024 02:04 PM (lFy5V)
Sous Vide that shit!
- - - - - CBD From a Closet Somewhere
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Which is exactly what we do finished up on the grill... Cooks perfectly.
Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2024 02:04 PM (Akjoo)
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Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 02:04 PM
This, plus a screeching hot carbon steel/cast iron pan. Or a really hot grill.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 28, 2024 02:04 PM (Wnv9h)
The majority of right-wing viewers were always one foot in the grave anyway. I can't wait for the day when all the old racists from the Jim Crow era finally become extinct.
completely missing the fact that Jim Crow was Democrat........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 01:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Or that after making that comment, she/he/it (shit) probably donned a mask and joined it's "Anti-Fascist" buddies in terrorizing folks peacefully protesting FOR free speech.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 28, 2024 02:04 PM (ynpvh)
- - - - - CBD From a Closet Somewhere
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)
It really is a good way to do it. I use it. It is awesome.
Just have to sear properly for the crust
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 28, 2024 02:05 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 28, 2024 02:05 PM (4fajg)
Posted by: mrp at March 28, 2024 02:03 PM (rj6Yv)
Mesquite and Worcestershire do NOT get along. Ask me how I know.
I did neglect to say "finish with truffle butter."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 28, 2024 01:55 PM
Absolutely true. I have a hard time going to steak houses anymore when I can buy prime beef at Costco and grill it myself just as well for a HELLUVA lot less $$$.
Same goes for the accompanying Manhattans I make for Mrs. Tex and me.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 28, 2024 02:05 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 28, 2024 01:52 PM (wtvvX)
Went to a steakhouse during lunch with a bunch of folks from work...we didn't know there'd be a live lingerie show...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 28, 2024 02:05 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2024 01:56 PM (ibTVg)
Yes monsieur, the steak jument is quite popular.
Posted by: super expensive French steakhouse at March 28, 2024 02:05 PM (llON8)
Age 18 – 54
High household income
College educated
Early adopters of technology
I make one of those
Posted by: It's me donna
You're a guy?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 28, 2024 02:06 PM (lTGtQ)
The Parties flipped!
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 28, 2024 02:06 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2024 01:57 PM (ibTVg)
Some of us aren’t old enough to be 29.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 28, 2024 02:07 PM (YwyqV)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 28, 2024 02:07 PM (2yu8s)
Predominantly Male
Age 18 – 54
High household income
College educated
Early adopters of technology
No mention of smart military or cruelty
Posted by: Montec at March 28, 2024 01:56 PM (hxe/1)
LOL! more believable if you just put 29+...the average age in here is probably greater than 54.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 28, 2024 02:07 PM (ynpvh)
It was much better than the steakhouse ribeye I got the week before. Took #1 son out for his birthday. 200 bucks. And I wasn't drinking. He had two cocktails. Split an appetizer. No dessert.
Pissed me right off.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 28, 2024 02:08 PM (UMF0j)
The Parties flipped!
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 28, 2024 02:06 PM (cOq4q)
They don't mention that the Dem party is full of new racists for a modern age.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 28, 2024 02:08 PM (eoQWY)
Can that even be a coincidence at this point? Was there no one who was only guilty of 75% of the things instead of 100?
____
Right, and I'm seeing lefties on X claim that Trump has all the signs of dementia.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 28, 2024 02:09 PM (RSqHn)
I did neglect to say "finish with truffle butter."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)
I don't use Worcestershire sauce on steak. Fish sauce has its uses, but not on broiled or roasted meats.
Posted by: mrp at March 28, 2024 02:09 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: DOYLE at March 28, 2024 02:10 PM (Z8Yh2)
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The best result for a steak is cooked in cast iron skillet. The only problem is if done in the kitchen vs outside is the oily smoke that can be generated if not careful.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 28, 2024 02:12 PM (RSqHn)
*thumbs up*
I think there's one in Vegas, too.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 28, 2024 01:43 PM (T+Iwg)
Not any more.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 28, 2024 02:18 PM (0eaVi)
I guess it requires elite creds most lack.
Posted by: Don at March 28, 2024 02:37 PM (yy2s0)
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