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Who runs Lavatown?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 28, 2024 07:42 PM (vtRd1) 2
Evening all!
Posted by: pkudude99 at March 28, 2024 07:43 PM (QOjsd) 3
Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2024 07:44 PM (fwDg9) 4
Awww... the baby elephant videos are adorable. ❤️🐘
Posted by: redridinghood at March 28, 2024 07:44 PM (NpAcC) 5
The ancient library of Tibet.
I've actually been in that "library" at the Sakya Monastery. It's less a library than a stifling, dark firetrap filled with mouldering texts that are no longer readable. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 28, 2024 07:46 PM (vtRd1) 6
That African truck would pass a few state inspections
Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2024 07:47 PM (fwDg9) 7
Late to everything. Ace's response to John Stewart's shrieking: "So many exclamation points. You want a vespa and a messenger bag to go with all of those exclamation points?"
Poetry. Straight up fucking poetry. It should be in a Muldoon limerick. Posted by: lost in space at March 28, 2024 07:48 PM (U04P3) 8
I would have taken that doggie home
Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2024 07:49 PM (fwDg9) 9
I've actually been in that "library" at the Sakya Monastery. It's less a library than a stifling, dark firetrap filled with mouldering texts that are no longer readable.
------- So, a library in Detroit. Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 28, 2024 07:51 PM (2yu8s) Posted by: Piper at March 28, 2024 07:51 PM (ZdaMQ) Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2024 07:51 PM (jkt5/) 12
Ace, a moment in practical science with a tangential relationship to the evening animal cafe.
https://tinyurl.com/2exr86rp Posted by: lost in space at March 28, 2024 07:51 PM (U04P3) 13
That eagle gulped down that fish because there was at least one other eagle in the sky. He was probably worried about a dog fight over lunch.
Posted by: PabloD at March 28, 2024 07:52 PM (fScvh) 14
5 The ancient library of Tibet.
I've actually been in that "library" at the Sakya Monastery. It's less a library than a stifling, dark firetrap filled with mouldering texts that are no longer readable. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 28, 2024 07:46 PM (vtRd1) ****** I guess that explains why only 5% have been translated. Posted by: redridinghood at March 28, 2024 07:52 PM (NpAcC) 15
>>Late to everything. Ace's response to John Stewart's shrieking: "So many exclamation points. You want a vespa and a messenger bag to go with all of those exclamation points?"
I laughed out loud, in public, at that one. And nobody would ever get the joke if they weren't already a moron. Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2024 07:52 PM (jkt5/) Posted by: rhennigantx at March 28, 2024 07:53 PM (ENQN6) Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 28, 2024 07:53 PM (No5q8) 18
Molly The Magpie: Australia Debates Seizure Of Insta-Famous Bird
An Australian state premier has backed a campaign to return an Instagram-famous magpie to its human carers after it was seized by wildlife authorities. The bird, dubbed Molly, was rescued as a chick by a Queensland couple and formed an unlikely bond with their bull terrier, Peggy. https://tinyurl.com/4y9rxnye [cute photo] More than two million people follow a “Peggy and Molly” profile online. Queensland’s leader Steven Miles says Molly should be reunited with the family, contradicting state officials. Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 28, 2024 07:53 PM (2yu8s) 19
Evenin'
Can't get the Xitter links to run here at work. I'll have to watch them when I get home tomorrow. The Pittsburgh Pirates are won the first game of the season. They're on the way to a 78-loss season! Glorious Mediocrity!! Maybe even above .500. Maybe. Don't want to be greedy. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 28, 2024 07:54 PM (ntk8v) 20
>>That eagle gulped down that fish because there was at least one other eagle in the sky.
Sky Carp. Don't understand why people are so enamored with Baldies when there are Goldens in the same ranges. Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2024 07:54 PM (jkt5/) 21
It's Opening Day of baseball!
I am not allowed to watch my local team unless I pay Comcast 160 bucks A MONTH to watch ONE FUCKING STATION. Nope. I'll listen to the radio. Posted by: nurse ratched at March 28, 2024 07:55 PM (83C9A) 22
14 5 The ancient library of Tibet.
I've actually been in that "library" at the Sakya Monastery. It's less a library than a stifling, dark firetrap filled with mouldering texts that are no longer readable. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 28, 2024 07:46 PM (vtRd1) ****** I guess that explains why only 5% have been translated. Posted by: redridinghood at March 28, 2024 07:52 PM (NpAcC) E A R M O A R O V A L T I N E Posted by: rhennigantx at March 28, 2024 07:55 PM (ENQN6) 23
The eagle is just going to hork that up when he gets back to the nest.
Posted by: huerfano at March 28, 2024 07:55 PM (VGOMa) 24
women in nyc are getting punched
"I was just walking down the street texting..." Maybe you oughta look out more. Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 28, 2024 07:55 PM (No5q8) 25
Wait until that eagle sees the drink tray.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 28, 2024 07:55 PM (W/lyH) 26
"I think he used to play guitar for Slayer."
Nope. Jeff was blonde, and Kerry is bald. You've got your thrash metal band confused. Posted by: Sobek at March 28, 2024 07:56 PM (llbVG) Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2024 07:57 PM (jkt5/) 28
Was supposed to be off tomorrow but volunteered to go fix a few things I'm morning
Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2024 07:58 PM (fwDg9) 29
Wine, good friends and a gorgeous evening here at Casa Ben Had.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2024 07:58 PM (kCvJX) 30
17 F1 50s cooling.
Remember Mammoth moto cross in 70s, water fire extinguishers used same way. Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 28, 2024 07:53 PM (No5q Someone is F1 figured out that the car has to weigh X at starting line fueled. So they came up with a fuel that had dissolved lead. Around 50 lbs. Posted by: rhennigantx at March 28, 2024 07:58 PM (ENQN6) 31
Wine, good friends and a gorgeous evening here at Casa Ben Had.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2024 07:58 PM *raises glass* Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 28, 2024 07:59 PM (Wnv9h) 32
PS it was a lube and anti detonation.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 28, 2024 07:59 PM (ENQN6) 33
Don't make me come up there.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 28, 2024 07:59 PM (RUMEY) 34
I'll wait for the charcuterie board.
Posted by: Brown Eagle at March 28, 2024 08:00 PM (4I/2K) 35
And nobody would ever get the joke if they weren't already a moron.
Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2024 07:52 PM (jkt5/) It's inside volleyball! Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 28, 2024 08:00 PM (RUMEY) 36
Wine, good friends and a gorgeous evening here at Casa Ben Had.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2024 07:58 PM (kCvJX) If I was a faster reader I would not of been so disappointed when I reached the word "evening." Posted by: Diogenes at March 28, 2024 08:01 PM (W/lyH) 37
Wish the rest of you were here.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2024 08:01 PM (kCvJX) 38
PS it was a lube and anti detonation.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 28, 2024 07:59 PM And a dessert topping? Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 28, 2024 08:01 PM (Wnv9h) 39
"I was just walking down the street texting..."
Maybe you oughta look out more. Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 28, 2024 07:55 PM (No5q When I ran half Ms I would come up on gals with headphones with no fucking clue. So they must have trained like that. Posted by: rhennigantx at March 28, 2024 08:01 PM (ENQN6) 40
16 i think its funny that women in nyc are getting punched in the face
vote moar Dem Posted by: rhennigantx at March 28, 2024 07:53 PM (ENQN6 They are getting paid 1200 bucks a month to punch people. Good gig if you can get it. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 28, 2024 08:02 PM (RUMEY) 41
Remember Mammoth moto cross in 70s, water fire extinguishers used same way.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 28, 2024 07:53 PM (No5q I have quite a collection of those. Keep one in the mud room as the main defense against house fire. It's "loaded" old school with Dawn dishwashing fluid. Makes hell of a foamy mess. Posted by: Reforger at March 28, 2024 08:02 PM (B705c) 42
24 "I was just walking down the street texting..."
Maybe you oughta look out more. Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism That, right there. I hate to see anyone walking with face in phone, or even earbuds or headphones on. Bad situational awareness. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 28, 2024 08:02 PM (OX9vb) Posted by: Tonypete at March 28, 2024 08:02 PM (XASq/) 44
And a dessert topping?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 28, 2024 08:01 PM (Wnv9h) yes lead cures all Posted by: rhennigantx at March 28, 2024 08:03 PM (ENQN6) 45
Madeira, Portugal looks mighty fine, but it's liable to be filled with Portugees. And maybe porgies.
Posted by: Europe is Toast at March 28, 2024 08:03 PM (V5BDR) 46
Watching those fellas in Detroit keep that truck running is an engineering marvel. Those guys in The Motor City know a thing or two about vehicles.
Detroit looks a lot greener than last time I was there... Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 28, 2024 08:03 PM (R/m4+) 47
yes lead cures all
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 28, 2024 08:03 PM *considers ammunition stocks* Yes. Yes, it does. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 28, 2024 08:05 PM (Wnv9h) 48
‘Mrs. Eagle-
Honey, are you taking something for lunch?’ Mr. Eagle- ‘I’ll just grab something on the way.’ Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2024 08:07 PM (NxC5+) 49
I love how the Left sings a different song every day, even every hour, depending on the requirements of their little fake bs broadcast.
Today they brag and threaten the "rage" of their women - but not long back they lasciviously jeered and mocked the supposed "politics of outrage" by the Right. In between burning down businesses and churches of course. Posted by: ... at March 28, 2024 08:08 PM (lX8VI) 50
>>>Gorgeous horse. I think he used to play guitar for Slayer.
Going by those demon eyes, you could be right. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 28, 2024 08:09 PM (klJTj) 51
>>>Africans know how to extend the useful life of a vehicle.
Playing around with gas is a good way to shorten their own lives. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 28, 2024 08:10 PM (klJTj) 52
I think I ate a tin of sardines whilst driving once.
Posted by: Fly Like An Eagle at March 28, 2024 08:10 PM (V5BDR) 53
Well can barely stay awake any longer
Hope you all have a great evening Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2024 08:10 PM (fwDg9) Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 28, 2024 08:11 PM (klJTj) 55
President Trump honors a fallen LEO while Joe and Jill and their partners in crime stick their noses up rich peoples asses. Trump is literally Hitler though. The pandemic of stupid is the true crisis.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Unsynchronized at March 28, 2024 08:11 PM (JUH00) 56
In other dog related news, the dogs and I sat outside and played in the backyard for the first time this spring. Also filled the bird feeders and got customes right away.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 28, 2024 08:14 PM (FVME7) 57
Dash, I don’t worry about the eclipse, or the crowds coming to ETEX. What concerns me is some knucklehead walking in front of a vehicle or stepping off a curb and breaking something wile staring up at the sky. Or of course, the odd terrorist or so.
Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2024 08:15 PM (NxC5+) 58
57 Dash, I don’t worry about the eclipse, or the crowds coming to ETEX. What concerns me is some knucklehead walking in front of a vehicle or stepping off a curb and breaking something wile staring up at the sky. Or of course, the odd terrorist or so.
Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2024 08:15 PM (NxC5+) Maybe Jesus will return and kick some butts. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 28, 2024 08:16 PM (RUMEY) 59
When you think about it, in a warm climate like Africa, a floor to your truck is dead weight and cuts down on your payload. Floors should be optional. In the same way, do you really need both front AND rear brakes?
Posted by: Simple Life For Me at March 28, 2024 08:17 PM (V5BDR) 60
Except for the murdered for being white thing, Africa is full of opportunity.
Posted by: DOYLE at March 28, 2024 08:18 PM (Z8Yh2) 61
I stream MLB for 160$/year. Worth it, nothing else on until CFB in September
Posted by: Jamaica at March 28, 2024 08:19 PM (IG7T0) 62
Geez, quite the headline etc. especially for the leftists at Yahoo! News [Canada] -- not that it doesn't take a shot at PDT:
Trump stop at NYPD officer's wake stirs sharp contrast with Biden's ... Today NEW YORK — Former President Donald Trump on Thursday headed to the tearful Long Island wake for slain NYPD Officer Jonathan Diller while President Joe Biden jetted into the city for a swanky Manhattan fundraiser. That could amount to a split screen made in MAGA heaven as Trump seeks to take advantage of... Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 28, 2024 08:19 PM (2yu8s) 63
Those same Africans keep old Lincoln Towncars running as cabs around here.
Like the rear doors don't open from the inside, running Posted by: Jamaica at March 28, 2024 08:21 PM (IG7T0) 64
WE WUZ KANGZ OF THE ROAD
Posted by: Moron Robbie - If this is how Georgia hires attorneys, imagine how they manage elections at March 28, 2024 08:25 PM (Cgfkv) 65
And yes, everyone needs to be loved. In fact, just now at Casa de Piper as I prepared dinner, I hear the voices of J and r from the laundry room saying “ewww, I don’t know what that is.” - r. “What should I put on it to get this spot out? This is bad!” -J “ I don’t know. You need mom!” - r.
Posted by: Piper at March 28, 2024 08:25 PM (ZdaMQ) 66
Disclose.tv @disclosetv 1h
NEW - Thousands of migrants set to arrive at the U.S. southern border in massive, El Paso-bound caravan in just a few days. disclose.tv/id/gmt21lgwvd/ Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 28, 2024 08:26 PM (2yu8s) 67
Trump stop at NYPD officer's wake stirs sharp contrast with Biden's ...
Today NEW YORK — Former President Donald Trump on Thursday headed to the tearful Long Island wake for slain NYPD Officer Jonathan Diller while President Joe Biden jetted into the city for a swanky Manhattan fundraiser. - Yep. IIRC a photo with Obama, Clinton, and one other (D) celebrity (Bush?) costs $100K. But little people something something. Posted by: Moron Robbie - If this is how Georgia hires attorneys, imagine how they manage elections at March 28, 2024 08:27 PM (Cgfkv) 68
61 I stream MLB for 160$/year. Worth it, nothing else on until CFB in September
Posted by: Jamaica Local team blacked out. Posted by: nurse ratched at March 28, 2024 08:28 PM (EafTE) 69
Those same Africans keep old Lincoln Towncars running as cabs around here.
Like the rear doors don't open from the inside, running Posted by: Jamaica at March 28, 2024 08:21 PM (IG7T0) Back in the day, they were trying to go to the moon. A documentary not by Ken Burns. https://tinyurl.com/5649uj29 Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 28, 2024 08:28 PM (R/m4+) 70
59
'Floors should be optional.' Yeah. That truck is the acme of safety. An enclosed fuel system really should never be optional. Maybe the flashpoint for gasoline is higher in Africa. Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 28, 2024 08:29 PM (roH4R) 71
Mrs Reforger could use a Prayer or twenty right now.
She's applying for a promotion that is skipping a grade (state thing) and almost triple the pay. I'm praying she gets it so I can quit my job and live off sugar mama until she shoots me. Posted by: Reforger at March 28, 2024 08:35 PM (B705c) 72
72 Mrs Reforger could use a Prayer or twenty right now.
She's applying for a promotion that is skipping a grade (state thing) and almost triple the pay. I'm praying she gets it so I can quit my job and live off sugar mama until she shoots me. Posted by: Reforger at March 28, 2024 08:35 PM The state compels you to....do stuff. Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2024 08:38 PM (NxC5+) 73
Prayers Mrs. Reforger gets this new job! Sounds great!
Posted by: Piper at March 28, 2024 08:38 PM (ZdaMQ) 74
"Wine, good friends and a gorgeous evening here at Casa Ben Had.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2024 07:58 PM" *clink* Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 28, 2024 08:38 PM (PFYt9) 75
Thousands of migrants set to arrive at the U.S. southern border in massive, El Paso-bound caravan in just a few days.
—————— Texas is full. El mooseo down south should’ve told ya. Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 28, 2024 08:38 PM (u73oe) 76
Woman finds what she thinks is a hedgehog, doesn't handle it at all, scoops it up in a box with some cat food. Hedgehog doesn't seem to be eating. Takes it to the vet. Vet tells her it's a pom-pom from a hat.
https://tinyurl.com/2d3b77mm Posted by: redridinghood at March 28, 2024 08:41 PM (NpAcC) 77
on the way, Reforger!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 28, 2024 08:41 PM (PFYt9) 78
77 Woman finds what she thinks is a hedgehog, doesn't handle it at all, scoops it up in a box with some cat food. Hedgehog doesn't seem to be eating. Takes it to the vet. Vet tells her it's a pom-pom from a hat.
https://tinyurl.com/2d3b77mm Posted by: redridinghood at March 28, 2024 08:41 PM (NpAcC) OK that's funny! Bet she's a Dem. Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at March 28, 2024 08:42 PM (n3DL0) Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 28, 2024 08:42 PM (PFYt9) 80
The local blackout is an issue. When I go to Maine, I listen to the Sox on local radio.
Posted by: Jamaica at March 28, 2024 08:43 PM (IG7T0) 81
LOL, redridinghood!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 28, 2024 08:44 PM (PFYt9) Posted by: Don Black at March 28, 2024 08:47 PM (oCjPU) 83
71 Thousands of migrants set to arrive at the U.S. southern border in massive, El Paso-bound caravan in just a few days.
LFG! Posted by: Biden at March 28, 2024 08:34 PM The worst thing that could happen is for the cartels to open fire on Texans and the Texans return fire, but this is what the left wants. You know it's true. Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2024 08:47 PM (NxC5+) 84
>>Happy Weekend, Ace!
He doesn't even get up until noon. Don't start encouraging him to work a 4 day week. Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2024 08:48 PM (LkLld) 85
7 Late to everything. Ace's response to John Stewart's shrieking: "So many exclamation points. You want a vespa and a messenger bag to go with all of those exclamation points?"
Poetry. Straight up fucking poetry. It should be in a Muldoon limerick. Posted by: lost in space at March 28, 2024 07:48 PM (U04P3) ---- You can also substitute Lambretta for Vespa -- competitor but looked the same. Posted by: Ciampino - Hello, Goodbye at March 28, 2024 08:50 PM (qfLjt) 86
Bet she's a Dem.
Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at March 28, 2024 08:42 PM (n3DL0) ***** Not a Dem, just dumb. She's from England. Posted by: redridinghood at March 28, 2024 08:51 PM (NpAcC) 87
Just by coincidence, I was looking up The Quiet Man at IMDB and just found this trivia note:
"In 1986, the wife of a young New York police officer, who was shot and paralyzed on the job, saw fit to tell reporters this was her husband's favorite movie and that he adored Maureen O'Hara. After reading the report, O'Hara flew to New York and went to the officer's bedside to offer comfort and boost his morale. She became actively involved with the couple during his long recovery and physical therapy, attended their baby's christening and marched in a parade on his behalf." Appropriate for tonight. And from Only The Lonely: "The producers of the film did not include a trailer on location for Maureen O'Hara in their budget. John Candy was furious that the producers were showing someone of her stature such disrespect, he gave her his own trailer. The producers finally caved in, because they couldn't have Candy, the star of the film, without his own trailer." I've read Candy especially cited her work with John Wayne "The Duke" in praising O'Hara. Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 28, 2024 08:51 PM (2yu8s) 88
6 That African truck would pass a few state inspections
Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2024 07:47 PM (fwDg9) ---- Just grease the right palms ...... Posted by: Ciampino - Hello, Goodbye, Ciao at March 28, 2024 08:51 PM (qfLjt) 89
um, yeah, okay JS, thanks, I was forgetting ... so many places closed tomorrow for Good Friday (aren't they all?) that I was thinking tomorrow was Saturday or Sunday ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 28, 2024 08:54 PM (PFYt9) 90
Seth Dillon
@SethDillon Not satire: Washington state has passed a law offering cash as an incentive to report hate speech and bias via a 24/7 hotline. SB 5427, to provide up to $2,000 for people to report their neighbors for "hate crimes" and "bias incidents" https://tinyurl.com/msuhhcre Posted by: redridinghood at March 28, 2024 08:55 PM (NpAcC) 91
18 Molly The Magpie: Australia Debates Seizure Of Insta-Famous Bird
An Australian state premier has backed a campaign to return an Instagram-famous magpie to its human carers after it was seized by wildlife authorities. Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 28, 2024 07:53 PM (2yu8s) ---- And what are 'wildlife authorities' doing more than the family, and what would be their plan, to release it? Where? Will it accost a similar dog and be killed? Posted by: Ciampino - Bloody 'experts' at March 28, 2024 08:56 PM (qfLjt) 92
91 Seth Dillon
@SethDillon Not satire: Washington state has passed a law offering cash as an incentive to report hate speech and bias via a 24/7 hotline. SB 5427, to provide up to $2,000 for people to report their neighbors for "hate crimes" and "bias incidents" https://tinyurl.com/msuhhcre Posted by: redridinghood So, can the Governor be reported then? Just askin' questions. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 28, 2024 08:59 PM (ntk8v) 93
"experts" are a big reason for the state of the world today
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 28, 2024 09:00 PM (PFYt9) 94
Evening.
Posted by: Robert at March 28, 2024 09:01 PM (0bKrQ) 95
SB 5427, to provide up to $2,000 for people to report
their neighbors for "hate crimes" and "bias incidents" The Lives of Others - in real time. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 28, 2024 09:01 PM (ntk8v) Posted by: IrishEi at March 28, 2024 09:04 PM (3ImbR) 97
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 28, 2024 09:01 PM (ntk8v)
******* Wait till the illegals find out about this. Posted by: redridinghood at March 28, 2024 09:04 PM (NpAcC) 98
46 Watching those fellas in Detroit keep that truck running is an engineering marvel. Those guys in The Motor City know a thing or two about vehicles.
Detroit looks a lot greener than last time I was there... Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 28, 2024 08:03 PM (R/m4+) ---- Also they are driving on the left ...... Posted by: Ciampino - Bloody 'experts' again .... at March 28, 2024 09:04 PM (qfLjt) 99
And what are 'wildlife authorities' doing more than the family, and what would be their plan, to release it? Where? Will it accost a similar dog and be killed?
------ Yes, and it's been in the family since it was very young so not part of any magpie group before or since. Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 28, 2024 09:06 PM (2yu8s) Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2024 09:07 PM (LkLld) Posted by: Robert at March 28, 2024 09:07 PM (0bKrQ) 102
Oh if I lived in Seattle I would be calling in *all* my Leftist neighbors.
"Oh, that's right officer... Ben told me 'YD, that Joe Biden is the worst. I like to say he's a negro-loving homo Jewbag, myself. I've also gotten really curious about Donald Trump and hetero relations, lately.' Book 'im, Dano." Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 28, 2024 09:07 PM (0FoWg) 103
"Oh, that's right officer... Ben told me 'YD, that Joe Biden is the worst. I like to say he's a negro-loving homo Jewbag, myself. I've also gotten really curious about Donald Trump and hetero relations, lately.' Book 'im, Dano."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 28, 2024 09:07 PM (0FoWg) *slowly backs out of thread* Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 28, 2024 09:09 PM (RIvkX) 104
Pretty bold claim.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2024 09:07 PM (LkLld) ~~~~~ Well, I have been told I'm quite the crackerjack. Posted by: IrishEi at March 28, 2024 09:10 PM (3ImbR) Posted by: Robert at March 28, 2024 09:11 PM (0bKrQ) 106
Well, I have been told I'm quite the crackerjack.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 28, 2024 09:10 PM Cat's pajamas. Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2024 09:12 PM (NxC5+) 107
Evenin’, All.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 28, 2024 09:12 PM (9yWhg) 108
Was supposed to be off tomorrow but volunteered to go fix a few things I'm morning
Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2024 07:58 PM (fwDg9) === Cherry cheese! Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 28, 2024 09:12 PM (RIvkX) 109
AP: A fight to protect the dignity of Michelangelo’s David raises questions about freedom of expression
https://tinyurl.com/mvzztc49 People are doing things. Things that some people find *offensive*. Some people really need to get laid. Posted by: Robert at March 28, 2024 09:12 PM (0bKrQ) Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2024 09:13 PM (LkLld) 111
some Karen wants to put the David in a breechclout? LOL! Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 28, 2024 09:14 PM (PFYt9) 112
Business Insider/MSN: Farewell — and good riddance — to the 'typical American family'
https://tinyurl.com/4sbcfxe2 It's long tedious leftist bullshit. "Having no kids means having more money!" Yeah, more money and less meaning. End quote: "Rather than changing families to be more like society, this vision of the future imagines a society that's more like a big, supportive family." Fuck you, you fucking commie. Posted by: Robert at March 28, 2024 09:15 PM (0bKrQ) Posted by: IrishEi at March 28, 2024 09:16 PM (3ImbR) 114
Good evening horde.
Posted by: TRex at March 28, 2024 09:16 PM (IQ6Gq) 115
May be a rescue dog in my immediate future. The sales job thats being laid on me is funny as shit.
Posted by: DOYLE at March 28, 2024 09:16 PM (Z8Yh2) 116
Reuters/Yahoo: Israeli soldiers play with Gaza women's underwear in online posts
https://tinyurl.com/2stwfwtn Just like all the rape Hamas did, guys. Worse, even! *Grabs balls* Posted by: Robert at March 28, 2024 09:17 PM (0bKrQ) 117
ok, read the link, it's more nuanced than that
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 28, 2024 09:18 PM (PFYt9) Posted by: davidt at March 28, 2024 09:18 PM (SYTee) 119
Daily Mail: Air Force airman sues Marriott for $160Million after staying in a hotel on his way to training and waking up to sexual assault by another man - a career criminal who has been arrested dozens of times
https://tinyurl.com/ap6eedv7 Someone needs to tell this felon that the sodomy only starts *after* you've gone to prison, not before. Posted by: Robert at March 28, 2024 09:19 PM (0bKrQ) 120
Who runs Lavatown?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 28, 2024 07:42 PM (vtRd1) The harbor there seems sub-optimal. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2024 09:19 PM (tkR6S) Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2024 09:19 PM (Rgfl3) 122
Seattle PD Hate Line: Good Morning, Officer Dipshits speaking. How may I help you?
Straight, White, Christian Male: There is a building down the road with rainbow flags and a "Hate Has No Home Here" sign and a BLM banner sign and I feel afraid and offended that they do not like me and mean to cause me harm. Seattle PD Hate Line: We are on it Sir! Rest easy and I will dispatch our Rainbow SWAT And Diversity Team to your location immediately! Straight, White, Christian Male: Oh Thank Heavens! I feel so much better now. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 28, 2024 09:19 PM (R/m4+) 123
For Reforger (and deeply willowed)
"I watched one, hot chick calling herself something like the splendid voice or some crap doing Type O-'s, Love You to Death. She is almost having an orgasm at the end I swear. Pretty sure she was watching it for the first time." Posted by: Reforger The Charismatic Voice. She is my favorite reaction reviewer (I watch a few others). She is/was a professional opera singer but she is also a nerd - big D&D fan. What i like is that she gets into the technicalities of singing and she's not a snob -- started doing metal a couple of years ago, had no idea how good metal singers can be, and is enthralled by Ronnie James Dio. She also likes Bon Scott, for instance. Though he can't "technically" sing, she dives into the different components of what enables any singer to make the sound they do. Highly recommended. Posted by: SFGoth at March 28, 2024 09:20 PM (KAi1n) 124
That's not like bickerstaff or anything like that.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2024 09:20 PM (Rgfl3) 125
Bloomberg: Milei to Cut 70,000 State Jobs, Boasting of Chainsaw Austerity
https://archive.ph/ZXfdy My boner is hard enough to cut diamonds. Posted by: Robert at March 28, 2024 09:20 PM (0bKrQ) 126
The worst thing that could happen is for the cartels to open fire on Texans and the Texans return fire, but this is what the left wants. You know it's true.
Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2024 08:47 PM (NxC5+) Next move: "Martial Law" Not sure Texas is the right place to start that... Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 28, 2024 09:21 PM (hOUT3) 127
" ... his judgement has become unsound ... unsound."
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 28, 2024 09:21 PM (PFYt9) 128
The Charismatic Voice, she of the eargasms.
Posted by: davidt at March 28, 2024 09:22 PM (SYTee) 129
End quote: "Rather than changing families to be more like society, this vision of the future imagines a society that's more like a big, supportive family."
Fuck you, you fucking commie. Posted by: Robert ----- It takes a child to raze a village. Posted by: Hillary at March 28, 2024 09:22 PM (XeU6L) 130
Will Abbott do the same in El Paso that he did in Eagle Pass? Time will tell.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 28, 2024 09:24 PM (u73oe) 131
"I watched one, hot chick calling herself something like the splendid voice or some crap doing Type O-'s, Love You to Death.
She is almost having an orgasm at the end I swear. Pretty sure she was watching it for the first time." Posted by: Reforger The Charismatic Voice. She is my favorite reaction reviewer (I watch a few others). She is/was a professional opera singer but she is also a nerd - big D&D fan. What i like is that she gets into the technicalities of singing and she's not a snob -- started doing metal a couple of years ago, had no idea how good metal singers can be, and is enthralled by Ronnie James Dio. She also likes Bon Scott, for instance. Though he can't "technically" sing, she dives into the different components of what enables any singer to make the sound they do. Highly recommended. Posted by: SFGoth at March 28, 2024 09:20 PM (KAi1n) Peter Steele was nearly seven feet tall and, I say this as a fully heterosexual man, had that dark and handsome look that gets women creaming their panties. And Love You To Death is a great song. That entire album is my favorite from Type O. Posted by: Robert at March 28, 2024 09:24 PM (a3dd4) 132
129 The Charismatic Voice, she of the eargasms.
Posted by: davidt at March 28, 2024 09:22 PM (SYTee She reminds me of the chick from the office. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 28, 2024 09:26 PM (RUMEY) 133
She's not big enough to be an opera singer.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2024 09:27 PM (Rgfl3) 134
113 Business Insider/MSN: Farewell — and good riddance — to the 'typical American family'
https://tinyurl.com/4sbcfxe2 It's long tedious leftist bullshit. "Having no kids means having more money!" Yeah, more money and less meaning. End quote: "Rather than changing families to be more like society, this vision of the future imagines a society that's more like a big, supportive family." Fuck you, you fucking commie. Posted by: Robert Oh Brave New World, to have such people in it! Posted by: The Savage at March 28, 2024 09:27 PM (ntk8v) 135
130 It takes a child to raze a village.
Posted by: Hillary at March 28, 2024 09:22 PM *** We must destroy the village to "save" it. Posted by: TRex at March 28, 2024 09:27 PM (IQ6Gq) Posted by: Robert at March 28, 2024 09:28 PM (a3dd4) 137
134 She's not big enough to be an opera singer.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2024 09:27 PM (Rgfl3 Oh, she can belt. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 28, 2024 09:28 PM (RUMEY) 138
Yeah. That truck is the acme of safety.
An enclosed fuel system really should never be optional. Maybe the flashpoint for gasoline is higher in Africa. Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 28, 2024 08:29 PM (roH4R) That's water they are pouring. Into a bucket that has a hose leading into the cab, so the driver can trickle it into the open radiator cap. I guess the engine has a bad water leak. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2024 09:29 PM (tkR6S) 139
>>>Next move: "Martial Law"
Not sure Texas is the right place to start that... Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) -------------- Always said, If they make that move, Texas will either be the first place or the last place they attempt to tackle. Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2024 09:30 PM (Rgfl3) 140
Okay, just one last one for the 'Ettes if only cuz this is getting kind of weird.
https://tinyurl.com/2hk5jcs2 Posted by: Robert at March 28, 2024 09:30 PM (a3dd4) 141
Saw an interview with the chick from The Charismatic Voice and a couple of DJs. They were in a small studio. They asked her to sing some opera, after double checking with them, she did. You see the microphone discreetly being pulled away from her and the engineer in the background saying his equipment just blew up. She may not do opera anymore but she can still belt it out. Nearly screwed up there equipment. She did warn them.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 28, 2024 09:30 PM (ntk8v) 142
Yes, and it's been in the family since it was very young so not part of any magpie group before or since.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 28, 2024 09:06 PM (2yu8s) And magpies are varmints, anyways. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2024 09:32 PM (tkR6S) 143
Bloomberg: Milei to Cut 70,000 State Jobs, Boasting of Chainsaw Austerity
https://archive.ph/ZXfdy My boner is hard enough to cut diamonds. Posted by: Robert at March 28, 2024 09:20 PM (0bKrQ) If that happened here, PornHub would sue as most of their viewership comes from federal employees watching porn videos when they are not sleeping, eating, using the shitter or playing Royal Match on their phones during working hours. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 28, 2024 09:32 PM (R/m4+) 144
That's water they are pouring. Into a bucket that has a hose leading into the cab, so the driver can trickle it into the open radiator cap. I guess the engine has a bad water leak. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon -------- Total loss cooling. A bit like the F1 vid earlier. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2024 09:33 PM (XeU6L) 145
139, I did that last year getting home after a falling branch started a seam in my radiator ... stop every few miles, top it up from the bucket ...
those guys just turned it into a Lifestyle Choice, LOL. Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 28, 2024 09:33 PM (PFYt9) 146
I love the female singing voice. So beautiful.
You can take your Beatles and your Stones. I’ll take Judy Garland or Karen Carpenter over them any day. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 28, 2024 09:34 PM (9yWhg) 147
‘You don’t have to be bug all over.’
- Ben Shapiro’s sister Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2024 09:36 PM (NxC5+) 148
You can take your Beatles and your Stones. I’ll take Judy Garland or Karen Carpenter over them any day.
Sooo....you're a Yoko fan? Posted by: Archimedes at March 28, 2024 09:36 PM (CsUN+) 149
You can take your Beatles and your Stones. I’ll take Judy Garland or Karen Carpenter over them any day.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 28, 2024 09:34 PM (9yWhg) —————— You have a Judy Garland CD in your messenger bag right now, don’t you? Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 28, 2024 09:37 PM (u73oe) 150
Wow. CNN is having a sitting DC judge on the tube for an interview to talk shit about Trump and whine about how troubling it is to have Trump talk about the DC judges that are 100% ruling against him.
This is surreal. Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2024 09:37 PM (LkLld) 151
Milei to Cut 70,000 State Jobs, Boasting of Chainsaw Austerity They could move to the USA and work for the IRS. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2024 09:38 PM (63Dwl) 152
151: Trump is the Emmanual Goldstein for the 24/7 newz networks. They NEED him.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 28, 2024 09:39 PM (ntk8v) 153
I did that last year getting home after a falling branch started a seam in my radiator ... stop every few miles, top it up from the bucket ...
those guys just turned it into a Lifestyle Choice, LOL. Posted by: sock_rat ------ My first car, a $500 '51 Plymouth, had a leaky brake system. Lucky, for me, the master cylinder/reservoir was beneath the floorboard, and was replenished via a trapdoor in the floorboard. When the braking got spongy, I would pop open the the trapdoor, and replenish the reservoir. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2024 09:39 PM (XeU6L) 154
Also Linda Ronstadt
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 28, 2024 09:39 PM (9yWhg) 155
Nora Jones.
Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2024 09:40 PM (NxC5+) 156
..., the master cylinder/reservoir was ...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, ------------- Did your master cylinder have any slaves? Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2024 09:41 PM (Rgfl3) 157
For being the alleged "birthplace of civilization," Africa is the least advanced, least civilized and most backward continent on the planet. Yet the idiot academics say it with such confidence.
Posted by: Son of Dad at March 28, 2024 09:41 PM (8JB5s) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2024 09:42 PM (XeU6L) 159
158 Because the ancient humans with any initiative got the hell out of there.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 28, 2024 09:43 PM (9yWhg) 160
LOL
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 28, 2024 09:43 PM (PFYt9) 161
For being the alleged "birthplace of civilization," Africa is the least advanced, least civilized and most backward continent on the planet. Yet the idiot academics say it with such confidence.
Posted by: Son of Dad ------ It was all stolen by a bunch of Greek homos! Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2024 09:43 PM (XeU6L) 162
Haley Reinhart.
Posted by: davidt at March 28, 2024 09:44 PM (SYTee) 163
This is surreal.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2024 09:37 PM (LkLld) === The long-shredded pretense to impartiality is surreal. Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 28, 2024 09:44 PM (RIvkX) 164
You know,
The cable news idiots are hoping Trump wins. He's a boon to their ratings. He gives them a reason to wake up every morning. They will swoon and screech and howl if he takes to oath of office for a second time. And blue cities will burn. Stock up on marshmallows. Posted by: nurse ratched at March 28, 2024 09:44 PM (CNS/9) 165
Business Insider/MSN: Farewell — and good riddance — to the 'typical American family'
https://tinyurl.com/4sbcfxe2 It's long tedious leftist bullshit. "Having no kids means having more money!" Yeah, more money and less meaning. -- Yes, because childless 40 to 50 year old women who bought into the lie that they should be men and dedicate their entire lives to a corporation that will replace them within 48 hours if they die of a stress-related heart attack and their cats eat them are SUPER happy. Hey ladies: A big reason men do it is to take care of what is at home. It's how we're wired. It's lower-case "s" science. If nothing is at home - or can be taken home - it's not as fulfilling. Posted by: Moron Robbie - If this is how Georgia hires attorneys, imagine how they manage elections at March 28, 2024 09:45 PM (Cgfkv) 166
Because the ancient humans with any initiative got the hell out of there.
Sounds like Europeans leaving for America. Posted by: Archimedes at March 28, 2024 09:45 PM (CsUN+) Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 28, 2024 09:45 PM (PFYt9) 168
and popcorn, nurse!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 28, 2024 09:47 PM (PFYt9) 169
Prime indicators of a strong economy: Layoffs, businesses closing, and people not being able to afford food. Posted by: Moron Robbie - If this is how Georgia hires attorneys, imagine how they manage elections at March 28, 2024 09:47 PM (Cgfkv) 170
not to mention graham crackers & chocolate bars!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 28, 2024 09:47 PM (PFYt9) 171
Anita Bryant > All Other Female Crooners
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 28, 2024 09:48 PM (R/m4+) 172
167 I’ve often speculated that the reason that Europe went to hell in the late 19th century (leading to WWI) is because its best and brightest emigrated to other continents, leaving the comparative dullards at home.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 28, 2024 09:48 PM (9yWhg) Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 28, 2024 09:49 PM (PFYt9) 174
158 For being the alleged "birthplace of civilization," Africa is the least advanced, least civilized and most backward continent on the planet. Yet the idiot academics say it with such confidence.
Posted by: Son of Dad at March 28, 2024 09:41 PM (8JB5s) ---- See, ..... the smart ones emigrated North. Somehow they lost their dark skins ..... or did dark skin happen late in Africa. Posted by: Ciampino - Bloody 'experts' again ... at March 28, 2024 09:49 PM (qfLjt) 175
If the Wakandians hadn't been isolationists then that truck would have floorboards.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - If this is how Georgia hires attorneys, imagine how they manage elections at March 28, 2024 09:52 PM (Cgfkv) 176
173 167 I’ve often speculated that the reason that Europe went to hell in the late 19th century (leading to WWI) is because its best and brightest emigrated to other continents, leaving the comparative dullards at home.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus This probably isn't too far off. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 28, 2024 09:53 PM (ntk8v) 177
If the Wakandians hadn't been isolationists then that truck would have floorboards.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - If this is how Georgia hires attorneys, imagine how they manage elections at March 28, 2024 09:52 PM (Cgfkv) (Jump to top of page) Is "Wakandyasses" the preferred usage? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2024 09:53 PM (tkR6S) 178
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Posted by: Don Black at March 28, 2024 09:53 PM (oCjPU) 179
Wakandyass it is!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - If this is how Georgia hires attorneys, imagine how they manage elections at March 28, 2024 09:55 PM (Cgfkv) 180
>>The long-shredded pretense to impartiality is surreal.
I guess that's why Trump is now leading even in the ridiculously bad Fox national poll by 5. Trump ahead by 5 in the popular vote is landslide territory and it is not going to get better for Biden. Anyone who says they know what is going to happen if they steal an election this big is lying. This is no man's land territory. Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2024 09:55 PM (LkLld) 181
is everyone over on the main page, slapping f5 like it's an unresponsive johnson?
Posted by: Don Black at March 28, 2024 09:56 PM (oCjPU) 182
I think it was grump928 who made an outstanding point earlier today.
We're at the nullification stage of laws by our government and individuals in our government. Posted by: Moron Robbie - If this is how Georgia hires attorneys, imagine how they manage elections at March 28, 2024 09:57 PM (Cgfkv) 183
Dang, there's someone posting Nazi-era type cartoons about Joos on the Instapundit open thread. Joos as spiders, hooknoses, etc.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 28, 2024 09:59 PM (CsUN+) 184
U nas yest’ Nood.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 28, 2024 10:00 PM (9yWhg) 185
Signing off. My dog just came in covered in mud. Dug a giant hole in the backyard. In the rain.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Posted by: IrishEi at March 28, 2024 10:01 PM (3ImbR) 186
Dang, there's someone posting Nazi-era type cartoons about Joos on the Instapundit open thread. Joos as spiders, hooknoses, etc.
--------- Yes, they've got either a bunch of trolls or one guy socking e.g. a leftist, a white power type, et alia regenerating Disqus accounts with every banning -- probably every second day or so. Disqus report them/him as applicable e.g. for hate content; just posts an IMAGE, call it spam; no actionable Disqus complaint, then report him for Impersonation that might stick as a complaint from a new account with only a few comments made ["That's not the real J*hnny!"]. Then block as accumulated blocks also go towards Disqus-style banhammering. Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 28, 2024 10:09 PM (2yu8s) 187
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