EcoHealth Alliance -- the Frankenscience Gain-of-Function Virus-Creating Company Who Spawned Covid-19 -- Is Building a Brand-New Bat Virus Lab... Right Here in the Center of the Country

Peter Daszak isn't fucking around with shady Chinese-army controlled labs in Wuhan any longer.

Now he's building his new Doomsday Laboratory in Colorado. Colorado State University, to be specific.

WCW Exposes Animal Lab Accidents at Home of New NIH-Funded EcoHealth Bat Lab
Posted by Amanda Nieves
25 March 2024 | Blog

WCW has uncovered an alarming pattern of recent animal lab accidents at Colorado State University, which is working with the notorious EcoHealth Alliance and the NIH to build a new bat lab and breeding colony.
Never-before-seen records obtained by WCW show that from 2020 to 2023, dozens of animal lab accidents with bats, cats, hamsters, and mice exposed CSU staff to coronaviruses, Zika, rabies, Tuberculosis, and other dangerous pathogens that can cause deadly outbreaks.
Last year, WCW exposed how $12 million of taxpayers' money is being wasted by CSU and EcoHealth to build a new lab and import hundreds of bats from Asia to establish a new breeding colony and infect them with deadly viruses, including Ebola and Nipah
Last year, White Coat Waste Project (WCW) exposed how $12 million of taxpayers' money is being wasted by Colorado State University (CSU) and Wuhan lab partner EcoHealth Alliance (EHA) to build a new lab at CSU and import hundreds of bats from Asia to establish a new breeding colony and infect them with deadly viruses, including COVID, Ebola and Nipah.

Now, through a Colorado Open Records Act request, WCW has obtained never-before-seen documents detailing an alarming pattern of recent animal lab accidents at CSU.
Construction on Colorado State University and EcoHealth's new $12 million NIH-funded bat lab is underway and expected to be completed by December 2024. The photo above was obtained by concerned citizens with the group Covid Bat Research Moratorium of Colorado.
According to internal university records obtained by WCW, from 2020 to 2023, CSU experienced lab accidents with bats, cats, hamsters, and mice that exposed staff to coronaviruses, Zika, rabies, Tuberculosis, and other dangerous pathogens that can cause deadly outbreaks. The internal reports detail a total of 64 CSU lab accidents during this period.
Documents also show that in some cases, CSU animal experimenters ignored biosafety rules, including not wearing gloves or lab coats when handling infected animals.

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CSU's current bat experiments are receiving millions in taxpayer funding through NIH as well as the National Science Foundation, Department of Energy, Department of Interior, and the Department of Defense's "Combatting Weapons of Mass Destruction" account.

Right there, there you go, now you know why the entire government was so animated to tell one unbelievable-horseshit propagandistic lie after another about this, and why the Deep State Dickriders of the media all supported lies: This is all cover for the Pentagon breeding bioweapons. They say it's to "cure" them but as we've seen with covid-19 -- to find the cure for the new virus, first they have to invent the new virus.

"We had to infect the village to cure the village." -- the Pentagon, 2021

And of course the Pentagon decided to do this research in the labs controlled by the Chinese Army. Of course.

Via David Strom, who quotes a Daily Mail story.

Defenders of the lab blame the huge number of incidents at the lab on covid -- they said that everyone was working double-time during the pandemic, and that led to Biocatastrophe Oopsies, as they're officially termed.

But the releases of diseases have continued since then, and this lab never bothers warning the pubic:

But documents show that lapses continued to occur through 2023, many of which could have resulted in potentially catastrophic outbreaks.
The university has a student population of nearly 33,000 and the surrounding city, Fort Collins, Colorado, is home to approximately 168,500 people.
In nearly every incident recorded, the public was not notified or made aware of the potential public health risks.

By the way, the lab is importing bats from Asia to collect viruses from, so they can then perform gain-of-function directed mutations and make the viruses infectious to humans.

Last week came more drip-drip-drip evidence that the pandemic and coordinated worldwide shutdowns were a production of the ratf*ck bastards of Unaccountable Lawless Deep State Operatives, Incorporated.

Research points to an unnatural origin as the likely source for COVID-19.
The origin of COVID-19 is highly debated -- most studies have focused on a zoonotic origin, but research from the journal Risk Analysis, examined the likelihood of an unnatural origin (i.e. from a laboratory.)
The results indicate a greater likelihood of an unnatural than natural origin of the virus. The researchers used an established risk analysis tool for differentiating natural and unnatural epidemics, the modified Grunow-Finke assessment tool (mGFT) to study the origin of COVID-19. This risk assessment cannot prove the specific origin of COVID-19 but shows that the possibility of a laboratory origin cannot be easily dismissed.
The modified Grunow-Finke assessment tool (mGFT) is a methodology designed to evaluate the likelihood of whether an epidemic originated from natural or unnatural (e.g., laboratory) sources. This tool is an adaptation of the original Grunow-Finke assessment tool, developed to assess the risk and origin of infectious disease outbreaks more systematically.
The mGFT operates by analyzing specific criteria and evidence related to the outbreak in question. These criteria may include the geographical distribution of the disease, the presence of the pathogen in laboratories, the natural reservoir of the virus, the timing of the outbreak relative to other events, and any unusual patterns in the disease's spread or manifestation.
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ABSTEACT
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We used an established risk analysis tool for differentiating natural and unnatural epidemics, the modified Grunow--Finke assessment tool (mGFT) to study the origin of SARS-COV-2. The mGFT scores 11 criteria to provide a likelihood of natural or unnatural origin. Using published literature and publicly available sources of information, we applied the mGFT to the origin of SARS-CoV-2. The mGFT scored 41/60 points (68%), with high inter-rater reliability (100%), indicating a greater likelihood of an unnatural than natural origin of SARS-CoV-2.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:00 PM

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Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 26, 2024 05:00 PM (N1tpc)

2 Oh hey! That's great!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 26, 2024 05:00 PM (di6C2)

3 ffirst?

Posted by: ffd at March 26, 2024 05:00 PM (vFG9F)

4 music

Posted by: Ciampino - The bliss of an empty mind at March 26, 2024 05:00 PM (qfLjt)

5 I hope these fools are the first to die from the plague they unleash.

They won't be, but I wish they would.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 26, 2024 05:00 PM (N1tpc)

6 326 Here to do two things; one, get the new thread posted and two, say fuck Diddy and his innocent until proven guilty right, this zesty fuck said the world needs to be rid of white men like Trump and endorsed Biden.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 26, 2024 04:58 PM (PpCRR)

aka 'The Gentleman's Play' here at AOSHQ.

Call the nood. Do not grab the 1st.

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 26, 2024 05:01 PM (di6C2)

7 Afternoon.

Posted by: Robert at March 26, 2024 05:02 PM (XvXfe)

8 As if I needed another reason to avoid Colorado.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 26, 2024 05:03 PM (QSLiO)

9 Every post on the hour today. Spooky efficiency. Looks like JJ didn't get the announcement though...

Posted by: bearski at March 26, 2024 05:03 PM (Bhsk7)

10 I wish they wanted to mimic Jurassic Park instead of 12 Monkeys.

Posted by: Kratwurst at March 26, 2024 05:03 PM (nIRE6)

11 Why don't they do that shit on some remote island?

I know. Too obvious.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2024 05:04 PM (fSRlj)

12 Eventually we are going to fvck ourselves with a serious virus and it will be "game over man". Do these people not watch movies?

What did Jeff Goldblum say in that dinosaur movie....something like, they never stopped to ask if they should be doing this, they just kept asking how to do it.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 26, 2024 05:04 PM (QNSds)

13 WCW really expanded out of the sports entertainment business after Vince bought 'em.

I fully expect ECW to go after crooked FBI agents and US attorneys.

Posted by: Robert at March 26, 2024 05:05 PM (XvXfe)

14 9 Every post on the hour today. Spooky efficiency. Looks like JJ didn't get the announcement though...
Posted by: bearski at March 26, 2024 05:03 PM (Bhsk7)

You have many choices in Dystopias. Thank you for flying shitweasel commie airlines!

Posted by: 2024 at March 26, 2024 05:05 PM (di6C2)

15 >>I wish they wanted to mimic Jurassic Park

There's some company out of Canada trying to bring back the Wooly Mammoth.

Be patient.

Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2024 05:05 PM (wgA3C)

16 Damn, copy and paste fail. The dystopia was 10, not 9.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 26, 2024 05:06 PM (di6C2)

17 What did Jeff Goldblum say in that dinosaur movie....something like, they never stopped to ask if they should be doing this, they just kept asking how to do it.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 26, 2024 05:04 PM (QNSds)
________________

You've got to believe him. After all, he's a scientist!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2024 05:06 PM (fSRlj)

18 There's some company out of Canada trying to bring back the Wooly Mammoth.
_______________

Ed Asner?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2024 05:07 PM (fSRlj)

19

Wherever is worse than Hell is the place the evil mother*uckers should spend eternityl

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2024 05:07 PM (PisyI)

20 Yeah. "Ooh, ah," that's how it always starts. But then later there's running and screaming.

Posted by: Ian Malcolm at March 26, 2024 05:07 PM (DeFcY)

21 500 million is the prefferred Earth population number for these "people".

Posted by: DOYLE at March 26, 2024 05:07 PM (Z8Yh2)

22 Need to queue up the original Andromeda Strain...

...for "atmosphere."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 26, 2024 05:09 PM (Q4IgG)

23 Lovely

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 26, 2024 05:09 PM (/Td2i)

24 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 26, 2024 05:09 PM (Zz0t1)

25 Great Filter shit.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 26, 2024 05:09 PM (fKIdX)

26 New lab opening in Raccoon City, CO.

Posted by: polynikes at March 26, 2024 05:09 PM (WmV84)

27 I need to get to a less populated area...

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 26, 2024 05:10 PM (/Td2i)

28 Be patient.
Posted by: garrett

Great. I can’t even make up shit they’re not already doing.

Posted by: Kratwurst at March 26, 2024 05:10 PM (nIRE6)

29 OT

Blabbermouth: CANNIBAL CORPSE Drummer PAUL MAZURKIEWICZ To Make His Stand-Up Comedy Debut This Weekend

https://tinyurl.com/2feneved

"I just flew in from cutting a girl's throat, tearing out her entrails with my teeth, eating them raw and fucking her corpse and *boy* are my arms tired!"

https://youtu.be/vlgiWBCbCJk

Posted by: Robert at March 26, 2024 05:10 PM (XvXfe)

30 we hear about this crap and do nothing....meanwhile eco-terrorists burn up hundreds of Teslas in Europe, and here in the US of A , plain ol' terrorists have kept a police academy from being built for the last several years in Atlanta.

Posted by: ziggggeeee at March 26, 2024 05:10 PM (AsMdZ)

31 American cattle are suddenly being diagnosed as having Avian Flu for the first time ever, now we hear of a f*cking virology lab being built IN AMERICA.

Yeah, this isn't going to end well. Not at all.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 26, 2024 05:11 PM (Zz0t1)

32 When Gates says there will be another pandemic he's not just blowing shit out of his ass.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 26, 2024 05:11 PM (JeYYB)

33 This shit has to end.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 26, 2024 05:11 PM (PpCRR)

34 "I just flew in from cutting a girl's throat, tearing out her entrails with my teeth, eating them raw and fucking her corpse and *boy* are my arms tired!"

https://youtu.be/vlgiWBCbCJk
Posted by: Robert at March 26, 2024 05:10 PM (XvXfe)

Damn. Jeff Foxworthy has really changed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 26, 2024 05:12 PM (di6C2)

35 These are the same idiots that induced chronic wasting disease -- aka deer zombification, aka mad deer disease. I trust them as much as I'd trust Joe Biden with my 4 year-old girl.

Posted by: NotEnoughLampposts at March 26, 2024 05:12 PM (m/W2B)

36 Is it too much to ask that our own government stop actively trying to kill us all for 5 minutes?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 26, 2024 05:12 PM (fKIdX)

37 Lol conspiracy theorists are batting a very very good rate right now.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 26, 2024 05:12 PM (PpCRR)

38 IDF killed Marwan Issa and Ghazi Abu Tamaa. Issa was Deputy Head of Hamas. Tamaa was on Hamas' Military Council and was head of Admin and Combat Support.

http://tiny.cc/gamkxz

Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2024 05:12 PM (Odg76)

39 Ok, move the lab to Denver and we'll call it even.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 26, 2024 05:13 PM (GLHXS)

40 WCW has uncovered an alarming pattern of recent animal lab accidents at Colorado State University

The WWE loses out again. Suck it Vince McMahon.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 26, 2024 05:13 PM (k0eIr)

41 Eventually we are going to fvck ourselves with a serious virus and it will be "game over man". Do these people not watch movies?
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There's an early episode of Doctor Who where the Doctor and Davros (creator of the Daleks) are debating morality. The Doctor asks Davros if he (Davros) had the power to destroy the universe in a vial in his hand, would he break the vial? Davros immediately answers in the affirmative.

That's the kind of mentality we're dealing with here. They WANT to bring about the end of the world because they want to show off their power.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2024 05:13 PM (7fElN)

42 IDF killed Marwan Issa and Ghazi Abu Tamaa. Issa was Deputy Head of Hamas. Tamaa was on Hamas' Military Council and was head of Admin and Combat Support.

http://tiny.cc/gamkxz
Posted by: bonhomme

Fuck yeah!

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 26, 2024 05:13 PM (/Td2i)

43 The misinformation experts will get right on this.

Posted by: polynikes at March 26, 2024 05:13 PM (WmV84)

44 Is it too much to ask that our own government stop actively trying to kill us all for 5 minutes?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 26, 2024 05:12 PM (fKIdX)

*Shakes the Magic 8 Ball*

"Yes"

Posted by: Robert at March 26, 2024 05:13 PM (XvXfe)

45 Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 26, 2024 05:13 PM (k0eIr)

This made laugh more than it should have

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 26, 2024 05:14 PM (PpCRR)

46 My cousin in Greeley nearly died from West Nile. Now, she can be close to even more dangerous and exotic diseases. Yay!

Posted by: huerfano at March 26, 2024 05:14 PM (qeiBW)

47 > Need to queue up the original Andromeda Strain...

Dr 1: Have a look at his buttocks.
Dr 2: That's not funny!

Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2024 05:14 PM (Odg76)

48 If we're lucky the AI will launch the nukes and kill us all quickly before we have to die a slow painful death from some monster virus.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 26, 2024 05:14 PM (fKIdX)

49 When Gates says there will be another pandemic he's not just blowing shit out of his ass.
Posted by: Seems Legit

Yet.
You just know you left off 'yet'.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 26, 2024 05:14 PM (QSLiO)

50 Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2024 05:13 PM (7fElN)

Some of these people deeply believe in prophesy.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 26, 2024 05:14 PM (PpCRR)

51 Diseased Rat Bastards would be a good name for their company..

Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2024 05:15 PM (PCK5/)

52 21 500 million is the prefferred Earth population number for these "people".
Posted by: DOYLE at March 26, 2024 05:07 PM (Z8Yh2)

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That's really the only possible reason for gain-of-function research.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 26, 2024 05:15 PM (++4z6)

53 Lol conspiracy theorists are batting a very very good rate right now.
Posted by: thathalfrican

They have a conspiracy theory about everything so...

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 26, 2024 05:15 PM (/Td2i)

54 Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 26, 2024 05:15 PM (/Td2i)

Specifically covid. But ok.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 26, 2024 05:16 PM (PpCRR)

55 Aren't there any American bats?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2024 05:16 PM (63Dwl)

56 36 Is it too much to ask that our own government stop actively trying to kill us all for 5 minutes?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 26, 2024 05:12 PM (fKIdX)

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amen

This reminds me of a conversation I had the other day. We discussed how minuscule the percentage of laws passed that help American citizens. Laws that make a positive impact on Americans. It doesn't matter what level, local, state, or federal there are very few.

And don't get me started on tax policy.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 26, 2024 05:16 PM (JeYYB)

57 Any tests should be run on current and former federal bureaucrats. Why should rats suffer?

Posted by: Eeyore at March 26, 2024 05:17 PM (1bNHn)

58 But the releases of diseases have continued since then, and this lab never bothers warning the pubic:
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It's pretty hairy out there, folks.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 26, 2024 05:17 PM (2yu8s)

59 38 IDF killed Marwan Issa and Ghazi Abu Tamaa. Issa was Deputy Head of Hamas. Tamaa was on Hamas' Military Council and was head of Admin and Combat Support.

http://tiny.cc/gamkxz
Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2024 05:12 PM (Odg76)

Anyone else surprised by how bureaucratic Hamas is?

Do they have an HR guy? Can you imagine a Hamas HR guy?

'Mohammed, Iman is saying you did not participate in the gang rape of the dead woman very enthusiastically.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 26, 2024 05:17 PM (di6C2)

60 You are all missing the point… they want us dead..

Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2024 05:17 PM (PCK5/)

61 I'm pulling up hind tit on every thread today.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2024 05:18 PM (vsQ70)

62 What did Jeff Goldblum say in that dinosaur movie....something like, they never stopped to ask if they should be doing this, they just kept asking how to do it.
Posted by: Mister Scott

Except those 'scientists' just wanted to build an amusement park. These 'scientists' are ok if millions of people die. ( i never thought the conceit of movie was plausible; if they were able just to create one dino, it would have been mission accomplished. )

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 26, 2024 05:18 PM (IG4Id)

63 What did they call th he virus in "The Stand"? Captain Trips?

Not so funny that that President Trips is in charge.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 26, 2024 05:19 PM (xT7BI)

64 Anyone else surprised by how bureaucratic Hamas is?

Do they have an HR guy? Can you imagine a Hamas HR guy?

'Mohammed, Iman is saying you did not participate in the gang rape of the dead woman very enthusiastically.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 26, 2024 05:17 PM (di6C2)

It's an HR Karen with a kalishnikov.

Posted by: Robert at March 26, 2024 05:20 PM (XvXfe)

65 What could possible go wrong.

Posted by: Anthrax Island at March 26, 2024 05:20 PM (2bFN5)

66
The Doctor asks Davros if he (Davros) had the power to destroy the universe in a vial in his hand, would he break the vial? Davros immediately answers in the affirmative.

To hold in my hand a capsule that contains such power, to know that life and death on such a scale was my choice... To know that the tiny pressure of my thumb, enough to break the glass, would end everything... Yes, I would do it! That power would set me up above the gods! AND THROUGH THE DALEKS, I SHALL HAVE THAT POWER!

Posted by: Davros at March 26, 2024 05:20 PM (63Dwl)

67 My favorite virus horror book is The Passage by Justin Cronin…

Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2024 05:21 PM (PCK5/)

68 65 What could possible go wrong.
Posted by: Anthrax Island at March 26, 2024 05:20 PM (2bFN5)

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lol

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 26, 2024 05:21 PM (JeYYB)

69 What could possible go wrong.
Posted by: Anthrax Island at March 26, 2024 05:20 PM (2bFN5)

Trust the system.

Posted by: Robert at March 26, 2024 05:21 PM (XvXfe)

70 Don't forget the Beagles. These "people" are evil.

Posted by: DOYLE at March 26, 2024 05:21 PM (Z8Yh2)

71
There's some company out of Canada trying to bring back the Wooly Mammoth.

Be patient.

Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2024 05:05 PM (wgA3C)

++++

The earth is hot beneath my feet and the seas are all aboil due to climate change. This sounds wildly sadistic.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 26, 2024 05:21 PM (F6UFz)

72 It's an HR Karen with a kalishnikov.
Posted by: Robert at March 26, 2024 05:20 PM (XvXfe)

Picture on the desk of a goat looking at the camera, lovingly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 26, 2024 05:21 PM (di6C2)

73 48 If we're lucky the AI will launch the nukes and kill us all quickly before we have to die a slow painful death from some monster virus.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 26, 2024 05:14 PM (fKIdX)
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With any luck the AI will determine the elite are evil bastards and shut down all their accounts. Then it will make a deal with the populace: seize and execute the following list of people or I'll nuke the whole planet.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 26, 2024 05:22 PM (++4z6)

74 8X speed vid of Key bridge "accident:"
https://tinyurl.com/4453pu27

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at March 26, 2024 05:22 PM (MvF+J)

75 If it's true "they" (a nebulous term, really) want us dead then I'd suggest something preemptive.

It's only common sense.

Distasteful, no?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 26, 2024 05:22 PM (Q4IgG)

76 Apparently the Uniparty isn't so nice:

@grynbaum 19m
NEW: Ronna McDaniel is no longer represented by CAA, per a source. She is interviewing attorneys to engage with NBC on her behalf.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 26, 2024 05:23 PM (IG4Id)

77 > Do they have an HR guy? Can you imagine a Hamas HR guy?

I know you're joking, but I've read some fascinating information about how they pick their suicide b*mbers and the whole process leading up to the act. There are numerous interviews and they isolate the person with a personal Imam for several weeks who completely overwhelms them with religious indoctrination all day every day. There's a whole process and they have it down to a science.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2024 05:23 PM (Odg76)

78

The Satan Bug

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0059678

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2024 05:24 PM (63Dwl)

79 Kind of glad that I'm on the back nine of life's golf course.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 26, 2024 05:25 PM (V8he0)

80 66
The Doctor asks Davros if he (Davros) had the power to destroy the universe in a vial in his hand, would he break the vial? Davros immediately answers in the affirmative.

To hold in my hand a capsule that contains such power, to know that life and death on such a scale was my choice... To know that the tiny pressure of my thumb, enough to break the glass, would end everything... Yes, I would do it! That power would set me up above the gods! AND THROUGH THE DALEKS, I SHALL HAVE THAT POWER!
Posted by: Davros at March 26, 2024 05:20 PM (63Dwl)

Damnnnn ...

These guys are fucked in the head !!!

Posted by: Thanos at March 26, 2024 05:25 PM (TTAGa)

81 I know you're joking, but I've read some fascinating information about how they pick their suicide b*mbers and the whole process leading up to the act. There are numerous interviews and they isolate the person with a personal Imam for several weeks who completely overwhelms them with religious indoctrination all day every day. There's a whole process and they have it down to a science.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2024 05:23 PM (Odg76)

Crazy thought: Shoot some imams.

Posted by: Robert at March 26, 2024 05:26 PM (XvXfe)

82 There's a whole process and they have it down to a science.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2024 05:23 PM (Odg76)

Not surprising.

'Convince a little man...'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 26, 2024 05:26 PM (di6C2)

83 Now I've got to go. Hope I make it tonight.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2024 05:26 PM (vsQ70)

84 We have to kill half the country to save democracy.

Posted by: Deep State at March 26, 2024 05:27 PM (cHOHf)

85 Bobulinski hit Rep Dan Goldman with a preservation notice and demand for retraction.

http://tiny.cc/pbmkxz

Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2024 05:27 PM (Odg76)

86 12 Monkeys is not supposed to be a manual.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 26, 2024 05:27 PM (ufFY8)

87 American cattle are suddenly being diagnosed as having Avian Flu for the first time ever, now we hear of a f*cking virology lab being built IN AMERICA.

Yeah, this isn't going to end well. Not at all.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 26, 2024 05:11 PM (Zz0t1)

Part of that is because Canada won't let us hunt their geese, who sh*t everywhere and therefore spread their diseases to every chicken farm they go past.

Posted by: pookysgirl has opinions on the winged bioterrorists at March 26, 2024 05:27 PM (dtlDP)

88 Once again, comment 10 beat me to it.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 26, 2024 05:28 PM (ufFY8)

89 I like the part how the People Who Know were literally screaming at us stupids at the time to STFD and STFU because we didn't knew what they knew.

"You haven't seen the briefings I've seen," said one particularly nasty scrunt, "so maybe you should shut up and listen to those who know what they are talking about!"

And now, 4 years later, FOIA request for those very briefings-- which massive, draconian public policy decisions were based on-- are nearly completely redacted.

So, a county clerk, elected by less than 25% of the population, whose sole qualification is winning a rigged election, can see the briefings.

But the public can fuck right off.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 26, 2024 05:28 PM (yikga)

90 maybe my relatives are right, maybe i should write a will, just in case i'm not so lucky this time. or central american gang members move in next door

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 26, 2024 05:28 PM (B1FKF)

91 Daszak should be put against the wall before Fauci. Fauci was the high-level front man and US FedGov money funnel, and ran interference for Daszak as-needed. Daszak was and still is the chief mad scientist for deadly gain-of-function virus experimentation and production.

Posted by: Gref at March 26, 2024 05:30 PM (5fDan)

92 These 8 states are planning to BAN the sale of gas-powered cars

https://mol.im/a/13237051

Posted by: Ciampino - The bliss of an empty mind ... at March 26, 2024 05:31 PM (qfLjt)

93 Posted by: Gref at March 26, 2024 05:30 PM (5fDan)

After what Fauci did during the AIDS crisis and don’t get me on what he let happen to kids with no parents, guy should [redacted]

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 26, 2024 05:31 PM (PpCRR)

94 We have the comfort of knowing that all of this is being managed by Top Men.

Top.

Men.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2024 05:32 PM (vtRd1)

95 This story makes me want to be like those animal rights activists who raid a lab at the beginning of "28 Days Later" because they hate what it is making, but something in the back of my mind tells me that might not work out the way I hope it would.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 26, 2024 05:32 PM (4zo6x)

96 These Godless Narcissist Psychopathic Death Cults are out of control. They are out of control, and we'll be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 26, 2024 05:33 PM (a8NPw)

97 Well those are the 8 states I would most like to see excluded from whatever we name the new country we patch together after this one cracks up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 26, 2024 05:34 PM (4zo6x)

98 92 CA. Rhode Island, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York, Oregon and Washington, District of Columbia.

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at March 26, 2024 05:34 PM (MvF+J)

99 >>> 97 Well those are the 8 states I would most like to see excluded from whatever we name the new country we patch together after this one cracks up.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 26, 2024 05:34 PM (4zo6x)

Evict the idiots. They don't get to keep our land (or give it to CHYna for that matter).

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 26, 2024 05:35 PM (llON8)

100
Covid year 2019 was simply Covid year 2002 bastardized by the Chinese. Various entities tried to create a vaccine for Covid year 2002 without success.

Every study ended in 'Enhanced Disease', Fauci knew this.

Now the British royal family enjoys 'Enhanced Disease'.

But Fauci is still a free man.

Pure-blood here.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 26, 2024 05:36 PM (RKVpM)

101 No, use those states to house convicts

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 26, 2024 05:36 PM (/Td2i)

102 Evict the idiots.

Send them to The Line, or whatever that 15 minute city is called they are building in the Saudi desert.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 26, 2024 05:36 PM (ufFY8)

103 Wear the damn mask!

Posted by: Larry Hogan at March 26, 2024 05:36 PM (dg+HA)

104
Accidents... You misspelled intentional releases

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 26, 2024 05:36 PM (/cLvc)

105 The same people who tell us we must "trust the science" are the same people who demand bans of GMO foods who are the same people splicing bat virus DNA into human Covid viruses who are the same people demanding their 5th Covid booster shot.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 26, 2024 05:36 PM (yikga)

106 Hot Air: Israeli Hostage Describes Sexual Assault and Torture During Her Time in Gaza

https://tinyurl.com/bdesz6uz

Somewhat related to this but Stephen Green was speculating that the remaining hostages are probably dead based on Hamas latest rejection of a hostage swap deal. I'd say every day that passes makes this increasingly likely.

Posted by: Robert at March 26, 2024 05:37 PM (XvXfe)

107 Plans in the state, which is run by governor Gavin Newsom, specify that 35 percent of all new car sales will need to be zero-emission by 2026
===

Less that two year to increase EV sales 6 times. Not to mention the charging infrastructure and additional power plants needed.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at March 26, 2024 05:37 PM (17s+e)

108 Wear the damn mask!
Posted by: Larry Hogan at March 26, 2024 05:36 PM (dg+HA)

And bake that cake, and do that gay shit, you h8ter!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 26, 2024 05:38 PM (ufFY8)

109 Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 26, 2024 05:33 PM (a8NPw)

They are on the ropes I believe. Keep the muzzle velocity high.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 26, 2024 05:38 PM (PpCRR)

110 I can’t see a single possible thing going wrong.

Posted by: Montec at March 26, 2024 05:38 PM (4+s9S)

111 @93 the halfrican, as I recall Fauci was indicted by the Int.Ct of Justice for crimes against humanity for his experimentation of African American twins who were born with AIDS. USA doesn't recognize the jurisdiction of the ct against American citizens.
Fauci is corrupt bureaucratic scum

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 26, 2024 05:39 PM (GLHXS)

112 Somewhat related (never heard of this site):
90% of U.S. Cheese Contains GMO Made by Pfizer
https://shorturl.at/bdyQS

Et tu, Tillamook?!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 26, 2024 05:39 PM (llON8)

113 104
Accidents... You misspelled intentional releases
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism
----------------
Green Run. Hanford release.

Posted by: scampydog at March 26, 2024 05:40 PM (2bFN5)

114 If these fuckers insist on playing with viruses do it on an island somewhere. Anyone who leaves has to isolate themselves on the island for 15 days before allowed to leave and checked for any sickness during that 15 day period,

Posted by: Montec at March 26, 2024 05:40 PM (4+s9S)

115 I can’t see a single possible thing going wrong.
Posted by: Montec

Excellent point. It will definitely not be a single thing.

Posted by: Kratwurst at March 26, 2024 05:40 PM (nIRE6)

116 Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 26, 2024 05:36 PM (yikga)

I know it’s strange right? I agree with them on banning GMO, in general, but these people are insane and evil.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 26, 2024 05:40 PM (PpCRR)

117 we are apparently afflicted with 100 thousand Davroses all trying to destroy everything ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 26, 2024 05:40 PM (PFYt9)

118 Everybody's worrying too much about this crap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifLqzLEB3E0

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 26, 2024 05:40 PM (woPEM)

119 I saw Godless Narcissist Psychopathic Death Cults open for Death Cab for Cutie in Seattle in '98. Strangely, the first warm up act was an accordion duo.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 26, 2024 05:40 PM (PiwSw)

120 119 I saw Godless Narcissist Psychopathic Death Cults open for Death Cab for Cutie in Seattle in '98. Strangely, the first warm up act was an accordion duo.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 26, 2024 05:40 PM (PiwSw)

"... there were no survivors. "

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 26, 2024 05:41 PM (GkFGh)

121 93 Posted by: Gref at March 26, 2024 05:30 PM (5fDan)

After what Fauci did during the AIDS crisis and don’t get me on what he let happen to kids with no parents, guy should [redacted]

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 26, 2024 05:31 PM (PpCRR)

OK. First we'll [REDACTED] Fauci, to within an inch of his life. Then put him against the wall for COVID after Daszak has been processed at the wall.

Posted by: Gref at March 26, 2024 05:42 PM (5fDan)

122
115 I can’t see a single possible thing going wrong.
Posted by: Montec

Thought the man as he happily drove over the Francis Scott Key Bridge.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 26, 2024 05:42 PM (4zo6x)

123 Having seen the way that bridge went down I am thinking I need to get some if those car windo thingys

Posted by: N at March 26, 2024 05:42 PM (JrNCN)

124 Less that two year to increase EV sales 6 times. Not to mention the charging infrastructure and additional power plants needed.
---.
They'll put solar panels on the roof and a wind turbine on the hood.
It'll power itself, dum-dum.
/s/ Smart Leftie with an Environmental Science degree and the last 15 years gaining extensive pizza-making experience at Domino's.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 26, 2024 05:42 PM (yikga)

125 There's some company out of Canada trying to bring back the Wooly Mammoth.

Be patient.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2024 05:05 PM (wgA3C)

But they'd be easy to control if they got loose. Just announce Open Season! and No bag limit! and you'd be trampled in the rush. Prolly some lucrative guiding opportunities, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2024 05:42 PM (tkR6S)

126 I saw the Biocatastrophe Oopsies open for the Gorilla Biscuits at Leper Festival Grounds in '07.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 26, 2024 05:42 PM (a8NPw)

127 >>> 125 There's some company out of Canada trying to bring back the Wooly Mammoth.

Be patient.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2024 05:05 PM (wgA3C)

But they'd be easy to control if they got loose. Just announce Open Season! and No bag limit! and you'd be trampled in the rush. Prolly some lucrative guiding opportunities, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2024 05:42 PM (tkR6S)

Hopefully they aren't as fecund as say, feral hogs.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 26, 2024 05:44 PM (llON8)

128 Think of it this way: "covid" was what happens just when these people fuck up and bring their work home with them on their Jonas Brothers lunch box.

Imagine what would happen if these idiots actually succeeded with their plans....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 26, 2024 05:44 PM (GkFGh)

129 I missed the Diddy thread, but nobody pointed out how ridiculously on-the-nose it was that the guy accused of sex trafficking just put out an album called "The Love Album: Off the Grid"?

That's like writing a mystery novel, where the killer is named Knifey McStab. Or a sci-fi movie where the unobtainable mineral is called Unobtanium.

Posted by: mikeski at March 26, 2024 05:45 PM (DgGvY)

130 And to be on-topic, don't we have a lot of Coloradan Morons?

Be safe out there, y'all.

Posted by: mikeski at March 26, 2024 05:46 PM (DgGvY)

131 Sex traffic is the worst.

Here's me just trying to get through my day and some asshole is coming up behind me doing a buck-twenty thinking he's gonna get somewhere.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 26, 2024 05:47 PM (GkFGh)

132 > Somewhat related (never heard of this site):
90% of U.S. Cheese Contains GMO Made by Pfizer

Is there any proof cheese made with Pfizer's Rennet shouldn't be eaten?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2024 05:48 PM (Odg76)

133 There's some company out of Canada trying to bring back the Wooly Mammoth.

Be patient.
Posted by: garrett

Fortunately, all they've got so far is an elephant in a really big mohair sweater.

Posted by: mikeski at March 26, 2024 05:48 PM (DgGvY)

134 I think I've seen this plot before. Didn't Stephen King write a big book about a virus escaping a lab. I'm sure someone has read it.

Posted by: Megthered at March 26, 2024 05:48 PM (ifCAx)

135 Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2024 05:48 PM (Odg76)

It’s Pfizer. They should be bankrupted.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 26, 2024 05:49 PM (PpCRR)

136 geesh, don't laugh too hard, People's Hippo Voice, I talked to some gink at a party a few years ago who was in the process of putting a small wind turbine on his electric scooter for exactly that reason.

meh, I did an internal shrug and eyeroll and just let him keep blathering until I escaped.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 26, 2024 05:49 PM (PFYt9)

137 Excellent point. It will definitely not be a single thing.
Posted by: Kratwurst at March 26, 2024 05:40 PM (nIRE6)
----------------
Gimme 500 on the over.

Posted by: Little Enos Burdette at March 26, 2024 05:49 PM (2bFN5)

138 And that’s just for starters.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 26, 2024 05:49 PM (PpCRR)

139 Here's the clip I referenced, woke OR tard with environmental science degree whining for socialism cause he is only qualified to make pizzas

https://youtube.com/shorts
/idY1iXQfw8E?si=RuaghrT1iKypxP31

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 26, 2024 05:49 PM (yikga)

140 It was the wuhan strain

Posted by: N at March 26, 2024 05:50 PM (JrNCN)

141 Hopefully they aren't as fecund as say, feral hogs.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 26, 2024 05:44 PM (llON

----------
"Mildred! There are mammoths humping in the south forty again!!"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 26, 2024 05:50 PM (DeFcY)

142 57 year old 165lb dude wins the women's Masters National Weightlifting Championship with numbers that are average for a moderately athletic HS Sophomore.

His Clean and Jerk was only 156.5lbs.

http://tiny.cc/wcmkxz

Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2024 05:51 PM (Odg76)

143 Is an or tard similar to the og rappers?

Posted by: N at March 26, 2024 05:51 PM (JrNCN)

144 Sort of a pet peeve....

It's not "sex trafficking"

It's "human trafficking for sex" Or, more to the point; "Child sex trafficking."

YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 26, 2024 05:51 PM (Q4IgG)

145 Hope for the best...

@EndWokeness
SHOCK POLL:
Trudeau and his Liberal Party have fallen to THIRD PLACE, with 39 seats.

In first place with a commanding 182-seat projected lead is Pierre Poilievre and his Conservative Party.

A national election poll also shows Pierre demolishing with a landslide 25% lead.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 26, 2024 05:51 PM (IG4Id)

146 130 And to be on-topic, don't we have a lot of Coloradan Morons?

Be safe out there, y'all.
Posted by: mikeski at March 26, 2024 05:46 PM (DgGvY)

Seems to be quite a lot. I'm one (CSU graduate -- twice -- as well). Still live close to the university that introduced the world to mad deer disease.

Posted by: NotEnoughLampposts at March 26, 2024 05:51 PM (m/W2B)

147 Every post on the hour today. Spooky efficiency. Looks like JJ didn't get the announcement though...
Posted by: bearsk
_______

Auto-posted. Ace is at the track.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 26, 2024 05:52 PM (Dm8we)

148 Imagine if these motherfuckers spent HALF the the time on CURING diseases that they do trying to develop extinction-level viruses. Sickos.

Posted by: red speck at March 26, 2024 05:52 PM (0Id0S)

149 Yay. One more reason to get the fuck out of Fort Collins.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Shopping at Bloodbath and Beyond at March 26, 2024 05:52 PM (MvA9C)

150 143 I read it as Operations Research geek.

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at March 26, 2024 05:52 PM (MvF+J)

151 Colorado was mostly in the background, since I moved here in '74.Nobody noticed us. Holy cow! I loved the freedom here!

Now it's nothing more than CA Jr.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 26, 2024 05:53 PM (V8tbR)

152 The same people who tell us we must "trust the science" are the same people who demand bans of GMO foods who are the same people splicing bat virus DNA into human Covid viruses who are the same people demanding their 5th Covid booster shot.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 26, 2024 05:36 PM (yikga)

Don't forget they're also advocating for kids to screw up their hormones permanently!

Posted by: pookysgirl has opinions on this too at March 26, 2024 05:53 PM (dtlDP)

153 Fwiw hiring Russians to fly to your house and fuck is not really trafficking.

Women are going to do anything for easy money.

See only fans

Posted by: N at March 26, 2024 05:54 PM (JrNCN)

154 It's not "sex trafficking"

It's "human trafficking for sex" Or, more to the point; "Child sex trafficking."

-

Slavery except white people aren’t the main ones doing it so it’s fine

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 26, 2024 05:54 PM (Wg1x4)

155 Train a new virus to only attack conservatives.
And unleashing a virus would be a choice they would take to avoid losing power.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 26, 2024 05:54 PM (J8LnB)

156 It’s how they operate, a few shootings a day, occasional trainwreck, plant explosion there, knock down a bridge here. Always escalating the anxiety, make the next ‘disaster’ worse. Gotta keep people on their toes. Election in November don’t you know? Well, maybe an election. They ain’t decided on that one yet.

Posted by: Eromero at March 26, 2024 05:58 PM (NxC5+)

157 Hopefully they aren't as fecund as say, feral hogs.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 26, 2024 05:44 PM (llON

If they like living heffalumps, gestation period is 2 years, and only a single calf is born. maybe twins, rarely.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2024 05:58 PM (tkR6S)

158 The Chinese are working on a virus to attack the DNA of Americans while not harming them.
I say good luck with that.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 26, 2024 05:58 PM (/Td2i)

159 4-th generation Coloradoan -- ancestors have ranched, mined, and guided in this state from the beginning. These days, another bat-flu lab in my backyard is the least of my concerns. This state is a basket-case.

Posted by: NotEnoughLampposts at March 26, 2024 05:58 PM (m/W2B)

160 And unleashing a virus would be a choice they ~~would take~~ have taken to avoid losing power.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot

FIFY.

Posted by: mikeski at March 26, 2024 05:58 PM (DgGvY)

161 Documents also show that in some cases, CSU animal experimenters ignored biosafety rules, including not wearing gloves or lab coats when handling infected animals.

Let me guess, they are either Indian or Chinese.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2024 05:59 PM (Q/v9F)

162 148 Imagine if these motherfuckers spent HALF the the time on CURING diseases that they do trying to develop extinction-level viruses. Sickos.
Posted by: red speck at March 26, 2024 05:52 PM (0Id0S

———

How about this, there are not enough infections out there to cure so they have to make new ones to keep the money flowing.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 26, 2024 05:59 PM (k8kCE)

163 > Here's the clip I referenced, woke OR tard with environmental science degree whining for socialism cause he is only qualified to make pizzas

LOL, "Nobody's willing to pay me what I'm worth."

You've been making pizzas for ten years. $2-$3 more than minimum wage is exactly what your experience is worth. Maybe your Environmental Science degree is worth a bit more, but you have to find a job for that. Some gov't agency might hire you if your application comes across their desk at the right time. But given you're a white male, that's unlikely.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2024 06:00 PM (Odg76)

164 > The Chinese are working on a virus to attack the DNA of Americans while not harming them.
I say good luck with that.
____________

You'd be surprised how advanced they are on that.

Look at the "target population" that was decimated by covid.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 26, 2024 06:01 PM (Q4IgG)

165 Sort of a pet peeve....

It's not "sex trafficking"

It's "human trafficking for sex" Or, more to the point; "Child sex trafficking."

YMMV
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 26, 2024 05:51 PM (Q4IgG)

We used to call that "white slavery". Even if the hookers being trafficked were black.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2024 06:01 PM (tkR6S)

166 Or a sci-fi movie where the unobtainable mineral is called Unobtanium.
Posted by: mikeski at March 26, 2024 05:45 PM (DgGvY)

Shut it, you!

Posted by: James Cameron at March 26, 2024 06:01 PM (IFNME)

167 The Chinese are working on a virus to attack the DNA of Americans while not harming them.
I say good luck with that.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale

Yeah, science fiction is just that science fiction. It's real hard in the real world to isolate a gene that will kill one mammal and not other mammals. Much less one race and not affect other races.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2024 06:01 PM (Q/v9F)

168 Documents also show that in some cases, CSU animal experimenters ignored biosafety rules, including not wearing gloves or lab coats when handling infected animals.

Let me guess, they are either Indian or Chinese.

Posted by: rickb223
===

I don't know but I am 100% sure everyone in the lab is DEI certified and management is comprised of black women.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at March 26, 2024 06:02 PM (17s+e)

169 > not wearing gloves or lab coats when handling infected animals.

Wait, lab coats count as PPE?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2024 06:02 PM (Odg76)

170 Or a sci-fi movie where the unobtainable mineral is called Unobtanium.
Posted by: mikeski at March 26, 2024 05:45 PM (DgGvY)

Shut it, you!
Posted by: James Cameron

Missed an opportunity to sock Will Wheaton or Joss Weeden.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2024 06:02 PM (Q/v9F)

171 The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee 6h
Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg Holds Emergency Press Conference To Announce He Is Taking 3 More Months Maternity Leave
buff.ly/49kdfm0

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 26, 2024 06:03 PM (2yu8s)

172 Missed an opportunity to sock Will Wheaton or Joss Weeden.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2024 06:02 PM (Q/v9F)

They are different people? Who knew?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2024 06:03 PM (tkR6S)

173 Documents also show that in some cases, CSU animal experimenters ignored biosafety rules, including not wearing gloves or lab coats when handling infected animals.

-

How else can you blame a “lab leak”?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 26, 2024 06:04 PM (Wg1x4)

174 > Missed an opportunity to sock Will Wheaton or Joss Weeden.

I'd love to punch both of those guys. How much?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2024 06:06 PM (Odg76)

175 Or a sci-fi movie where the unobtainable mineral is called Unobtanium.
Posted by: mikeski at March 26, 2024 05:45 PM (DgGvY)
===

Fun fact: engineers have been calling materials that meet unrealistic strength and weight requirements for an impossible design unobtanium for quite some time. Cameron stole that.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at March 26, 2024 06:06 PM (17s+e)

176 How else can you blame a “lab leak”?
Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 26, 2024 06:04 PM (Wg1x4)

Sorry. Just couldn't hold it any longer.

Posted by: Fido at March 26, 2024 06:06 PM (tkR6S)

177 what if...
1) they created the wuflu shot as a precursor antidote to the more severe new strains they are creating?
2) the folks that got the shot for wuflu and survived are immune to the next release
3) those that refused the original injections are kilt off by the newly released infection

So the independent minded MAGA refusers are out of the way and the original wuflu shot takers are forever dependent on expensive medicines to keep them alive.

Posted by: DanMan at March 26, 2024 06:07 PM (8uzBS)

178 173 Documents also show that in some cases, CSU animal experimenters ignored biosafety rules, including not wearing gloves or lab coats when handling infected animals.

-

How else can you blame a “lab leak”?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 26, 2024 06:04 PM (Wg1x4)
----
Well how about a toilet overflowing? Have you seen what crap is in shit?

Posted by: Ciampino - Putting the turd in turducken at March 26, 2024 06:08 PM (qfLjt)

179 This won't stop until the people doing it start paying a personal price.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 26, 2024 06:09 PM (1hAWw)

180 Missed an opportunity to sock Will Wheaton or Joss Weeden.

I'd love to punch both of those guys. How much?
Posted by: bonhomme

I can ignore Will Wheaton, but Joss Wheadon killed firefly.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2024 06:09 PM (Q/v9F)

181 Fun fact: engineers have been calling materials that meet unrealistic strength and weight requirements for an impossible design unobtanium for quite some time. Cameron stole that.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable

If we just had some delusion crystals, we could power the spaceship.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2024 06:12 PM (Q/v9F)

182 > I can ignore Will Wheaton, but Joss Wheadon killed firefly.

Wil Wheaton was the absolute worst part of two successful SciFi franchises.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2024 06:12 PM (Odg76)

183 So the independent minded MAGA refusers are out of the way and the original wuflu shot takers are forever dependent on expensive medicines to keep them alive.
Posted by: DanMan

Nine. Boosters. Nine.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 26, 2024 06:13 PM (IG4Id)

184 to be fair, the reason they put the bat virus lab in China was because we decided we couldn't have it here.

Oh, and the reason there is a lab at all in China is the French built it. because the Chinese were doing the research and had already accidentally released several viruses due to their sloppy work.

Wuhan was built to prevent what had already happened with SARS from happening again. Now Wuhan failed, so they are bringing it to us.

Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at March 26, 2024 06:15 PM (nLFEI)

185 nood
dicks

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 26, 2024 06:18 PM (2yu8s)

186 I know you're joking, but I've read some fascinating information about how they pick their suicide b*mbers and the whole process leading up to the act.
________________

First, find the dumbest shit you can.

"Hank Johnson, how would you like to get 72 virgins with one simple trick?"

I'd elide over why you'd WANT virgins, because that's an awkward question.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2024 06:21 PM (fSRlj)

187 "They say it's to "cure" them but as we've seen with covid-19 -- to find the cure for the new virus, first they have to invent the new virus."

Yeah, we've seen this movie before - "Outbreak" with Morgan Freeman and Rain Man. Good movie, and it backfired there as well.

Posted by: cheshirecat at March 26, 2024 09:23 PM (TwA+r)

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