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RFK Jr. Picks "Radical Leftist" as Running Mate, Ending Chances of Pulling Many Republican Votes

Though, it must be said, NeverTrump has really embraced radical leftists, so who knows.

Oh wait, he's anti-vax. NeverTrumpers all share the single allowed Liberal White Suburban Housewife Opinion on questions of covid and vaccines. So he was never a possibility.

They'll just all vote for Biden again. You know, Mr. Sensible Conservative.

Speculation can finally end as sources reveal that Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has selected Nicole Shanahan, a California attorney, as his vice presidential candidate for his campaign.


In addition to being an attorney, Shanahan, 38, runs a foundation dedicated to left-wing causes like abortion rights, criminal justice reform, and fighting climate change.

Whew! Had he picked a more conservative figure, he might have siphoned off votes from the right.

According to the Wall Street Journal, prior to joining forces with Kennedy, Shanahan had a history of supporting Democratic campaigns, including Joe Biden's 2020 presidential campaign. Kennedy is expected to formally introduce Shanahan as his running mate during an event scheduled for Tuesday in Oakland, Calif., Shanahan's hometown.


Shanahan, a political novice, was thrust into the spotlight over her public split with [Google co-founder Sergey] Brin amid a brief alleged affair she had with Elon Musk in 2021 that ruptured the billionaires' long friendship, The Wall Street Journal reported. After the article published, Musk denied the allegations and Shanahan later followed suit.

A Journal spokeswoman has said the Journal stands by its reporting.

In addition to donating to Kennedy's campaign, Shanahan told the New York Times she donated $4 million to the Kennedy-aligned super PAC that ran the Super Bowl ad supporting his candidacy. Shanahan not only paid for a significant portion of the controversial ad--which repurposed an ad from when his uncle John F. Kennedy Jr.ran for president and caused controversy with some members of his family--but she was a key force in the ad's production.

Sounds like the most important thing she brings to his campaign is a nice fat wallet.

She has said that she aligns with Kennedy on issues such as vaccine skepticism and the environment. Kennedy is known for his claims--debunked by public-health experts--linking childhood vaccinations to autism and casting doubt on the safety of Covid-19 vaccines. In an interview with the Journal last year Kennedy said he wasn't antivaccine but believed they should go through more rigorous scrutiny. Shanahan used a similar line in her New York Times interview.

Breitbart points out she's a "six figure donor" to pro-crime Soros DA George Gascon.

Further, Shanahan, in that same interview, stated that she believes a mental health professional on scene of the George Floyd's arrest could have possibly changed the outcome of the situation.

San Francisco Magazine put it this way:


Another important area of investment--criminal justice reform--is one that Shanahan has been devoted to for years, long before the Black Lives Matter movement. "I remember telling Sergey's foundation head about five years ago that criminal justice reform was going to be one of the biggest topics of our generation," she says. "I'm happy that I could be a major donor for Measure J in Los Angeles County, which was voted in and will be rerouting some of the law enforcement budget toward mental and social support services." Shanahan notes that having a mental health professional on the scene of George Floyd's arrest would have de-escalated the situation and possibly saved his life.

Conservative and Turning Point USA founder Charlie Kirk also pointed out that Shanahan is a "six-figure donor to... George Gascon, the pro-crime, Soros-backed prosecutor who helped wreck San Francisco and is currently wrecking LA."

Want to hear something weird?

George Gascon became the first prosecutor to not oppose parole for the man who murdered RFK Jr.'s dad, Robert F. Kennedy.

While prosecutors had opposed Sirhan's release in 15 previous parole hearings, Gascón upon taking on his role in December 2020 said his office's "default policy" would be to not attend parole hearings and to instead work to submit letters in support of inmates who have served mandatory minimums and no longer pose a threat to society.

...

"The parole board's sole purpose is to objectively determine whether someone is suitable for release," [Gascon adviser] Bastian said. "If someone is the same person that committed an atrocious crime, that person will correctly not be found suitable for release."

"However, if someone is no longer a threat to public safety after having served more than 50 years in prison, then the parole board may recommend release based on an objective determination," the adviser added.


"The man I gave hundreds of thousands of dollars to wants to let the man who shot your father in the head out of prison."


Awkward!

Wait, maybe it's not awkward at all:


The assassination has gained renewed attention in recent years, especially after Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told the Post in 2018 that he visited Sirhan in prison to tell him that he did not believe he killed his father.

Kennedy Jr., who has said he thinks there was a second gunman, noted this week that he supports Sirhan's latest effort to be released on parole.

Were conservatives really pushing this fruitcake as some kind of acceptable candidate?

Lord have mercy. Some "conservatives" have succumbed to full-blown Oppositional Defiant Disorder and their politics is now scarcely more than blind allegiance to anyone claiming to be "anti-establishment."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:00 PM




Comments

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1 First?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 26, 2024 03:00 PM (T+Iwg)

2 I called 'em.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 26, 2024 03:01 PM (PiwSw)

3 So, Republicans who were going to vote for Biden now have another choice of a true conservative to cast their votes for?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 26, 2024 03:02 PM (GBKbO)

4 Inshallah!

Posted by: I ran and the mullahs-indie rock band at March 26, 2024 03:02 PM (W3T6M)

5 We live in a world where RFK Jr. appears somewhat sensible to some people. Think about that.

Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at March 26, 2024 03:02 PM (nLFEI)

6 Were conservatives really pushing this fruitcake as some kind of acceptable candidate?

Lord have mercy. Some "conservatives" have succumbed to full-blown Oppositional Defiant Disorder and their politics is now scarcely more than blind allegiance to anyone claiming to be "anti-establishment."

=======

RFK Jr. is still a fascist. He just said some good things during covid.

It was never enough to make me even begin to forget who he really is.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 26, 2024 03:03 PM (GBKbO)

7 Anybody feel sorry for the harsh treatment the Russkies are giving those poor ISIS murderers?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 26, 2024 03:03 PM (pohLc)

8 Who?

Posted by: Duh at March 26, 2024 03:03 PM (Ahg10)

9
Yay! Hippie chick! When are we all going to Woodstock?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 26, 2024 03:03 PM (xG4kz)

10 Everything is a conspiracy now

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 26, 2024 03:03 PM (/Td2i)

11 so we don't need to take this one out?

Posted by: CIA at March 26, 2024 03:03 PM (AR07F)

12 If there was a 2nd Gunman, he was in Dallas in 1963, not LA in 1968

Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2024 03:04 PM (oCjPU)

13
Anybody feel sorry for the harsh treatment the Russkies are giving those poor ISIS murderers?
Posted by: Xipe Totec


What's for dinner tonight?

Ears!

Ears again???!!??

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 26, 2024 03:04 PM (xG4kz)

14 Hi, folks. Here's the Better Kennedy:

https://youtu.be/QD1d_LOM_LA

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 26, 2024 03:04 PM (G54uX)

15 Kennedy Jr., who has said he thinks there was a second gunman

*whistles innocently*

Posted by: Edward Morgan Blake at March 26, 2024 03:04 PM (OguvZ)

16 So, is RFK Jr. banking on Joe kicking the bucket before November and him being the Democrat who's most in position to actually run against Trump?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 26, 2024 03:05 PM (fKIdX)

17 Anybody feel sorry for the harsh treatment the Russkies are giving those poor ISIS murderers?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 26, 2024 03:03 PM (pohLc)

=====

Not really, but that doesn't mean I want to watch it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 26, 2024 03:05 PM (DRSnL)

18 Sirhan Sirhan is still alive?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 26, 2024 03:05 PM (9yWhg)

19 "Were conservatives really pushing this fruitcake as some kind of acceptable candidate?"

No, we weren't. That was all an op and delusional wish-casting by delusional leftwing wish-casters that an RFK Jr run would somehow -- magically -- siphon votes from Trump. That was never, ever gonna happen no matter how many times the homos and clam-diggers populating the FNM wished for it.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 26, 2024 03:06 PM (iFTx/)

20 Were conservatives really pushing this fruitcake as some kind of acceptable candidate?

I dont' think so. It's just that he was the only one talking about the clotshot. That's it. That was the only reason people on the right were watching him.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 26, 2024 03:06 PM (IG4Id)

21 Anybody feel sorry for the harsh treatment the Russkies are giving those poor ISIS murderers?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 26, 2024 03:03 PM (pohLc)


I bet the Kremlin doesn't even have a single DEI officer.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 26, 2024 03:06 PM (fKIdX)

22 Are ears halal?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 26, 2024 03:06 PM (PiwSw)

23 lol
She's from Oakland. nuff said

Posted by: wth at March 26, 2024 03:06 PM (v0R5T)

24 There wasn't a second gunman in Dallas in 63.
I read the books claiming so and it was pretty obvious they were full of shit.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 26, 2024 03:06 PM (/Td2i)

25 so he really IS the inspiration for Connor Roy's political career!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 26, 2024 03:07 PM (AcWfM)

26 Whew! Had he picked a more conservative figure, he might have siphoned off votes from the right.
----------

Could still happen.

Posted by: The Bulwark at March 26, 2024 03:07 PM (RDLZ/)

27 21 Anybody feel sorry for the harsh treatment the Russkies are giving those poor ISIS murderers?


those guys are SO not ISIS

they're Ukes

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 26, 2024 03:07 PM (AcWfM)

28 @24 There wasn't a second gunman in Dallas in 63.
I read the books claiming so and it was pretty obvious they were full of shit.

--------

That just means that you're in on it!

Posted by: junior at March 26, 2024 03:08 PM (aFC1o)

29 VP from the same state means that California electors wouldn't even be able to vote for the RFK Jr ticket even if he won the state.

Posted by: Liberty at March 26, 2024 03:08 PM (IoAmk)

30 If there was a 2nd Gunman, he was in Dallas in 1963, not LA in 1968
Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2024 03:04 PM (oCjPU)

It's always good to triangulate. Just sayin'.

Posted by: SeeEyeAye at March 26, 2024 03:08 PM (W3T6M)

31 He's as radical as Teddy was, but somehow running against cool shots and Biden are unacceptable to the Kennedy clan where leaving a woman to die and running against Carter weren't.

Posted by: Bete at March 26, 2024 03:08 PM (LX4y3)

32 The Hindustan Times, today -

Bits and pieces -

Who is Nicole Shanahan? RFK Jr expected to pick California-based lawyer as VP in 2024 bid

Shanahan was previously married to Google co-founder Sergey Brin.

Brin broke off a long friendship with Tesla founder Elon Musk over Musk's romantic relationship with Shanahan, The Wall Street Journal reported in 2022. Musk and Shanahan both denied such a relationship.

Shanahan has previously registered as a Democrat and federal campaign finance records show she has been a frequent donor in past election cycles to Democratic candidates, including Hillary Clinton and Pete Buttigieg.

Uber rich dating drama.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at March 26, 2024 03:08 PM (GshMh)

33 What did the Tajik terrorist say to Vincent Van Gogh?

“You gonna eat that?”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 26, 2024 03:08 PM (9yWhg)

34 this is good news on RFK!

if anything she might at least not hurt him and maybe help him with young dimwitted voters

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 26, 2024 03:08 PM (AcWfM)

35 Anybody feel sorry for the harsh treatment the Russkies are giving those poor ISIS murderers?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 26, 2024 03:03 PM (pohLc)
.......

Gee, I hope they don't torture or abuse them... too much.

Posted by: wth at March 26, 2024 03:08 PM (v0R5T)

36 those guys are SO not ISIS

they're Ukes
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 26, 2024 03:07 PM (AcWfM)
Well I read ISIS took credit for it.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 26, 2024 03:08 PM (pohLc)

37 Anybody feel sorry for the harsh treatment the Russkies are giving those poor ISIS murderers?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 26, 2024 03:03 PM (pohLc)

Nope. I actually have a complaint. Why only use ONE 80-volt battery on their nuts? How about connecting multiple ones in parallel to up the amps?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 26, 2024 03:09 PM (N39Ws)

38 Anybody feel sorry for the harsh treatment the Russkies are giving those poor ISIS murderers?



Got no dog in that fight.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2024 03:09 PM (IB/6k)

39 Tulsi Gabbard as VP. You've got to be freakin' kidding me. We're done for.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 26, 2024 03:09 PM (eYF7X)

40 Were conservatives really pushing this fruitcake as some kind of acceptable candidate?

Not me. I may be dumb but I'm not stoopid.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 26, 2024 03:09 PM (V8he0)

41 There wasn't a second gunman in Dallas in 63.
I read the books claiming so and it was pretty obvious they were full of shit.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 26, 2024 03:06 PM (/Td2i)

=====

He's saying there was a second gunman in the RFK assassination. Not the JFK assassination. If I'm reading it right.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 26, 2024 03:09 PM (DRSnL)

42 Back and to the left. It's downright Newtonian.

Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2024 03:09 PM (oCjPU)

43 Well I read ISIS took credit for it.


I read THAT as the 5 eyes made up a story

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 26, 2024 03:10 PM (AcWfM)

44 In addition to being an attorney, Shanahan, 38, runs a foundation dedicated to left-wing causes like abortion rights, criminal justice reform, and fighting climate change.
++++
Why does this surprise anyone? RFK, Jr. is a radical leftist, too. Just like Sinema and Gabbard.

Having *one* non-Left-Pole position - or even 2-3 - does not mean that one is not a radical leftist. Just because Gabbard is good on speech doesn't mean she's not otherwise a communist. Just because Kennedy is a vax skeptic doesn't mean he's not otherwise a tyrant. Just because Maher thinks that the contemporary left goes too far on speech control doesn't mean he's not otherwise the same pinko cheerleader he's always been.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2024 03:10 PM (6bTRc)

45 I bet the Kremlin doesn't even have a single DEI officer.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 26, 2024 03:06 PM (fKIdX)
......

Those barbarians!

Posted by: wth at March 26, 2024 03:10 PM (v0R5T)

46 17 Anybody feel sorry for the harsh treatment the Russkies are giving those poor ISIS murderers?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 26, 2024 03:03 PM (pohLc)

=====

Not really, but that doesn't mean I want to watch it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 26, 2024 03:05 PM (DRSnL)

++++

Ditto.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 26, 2024 03:10 PM (F6UFz)

47 Afternoon.

So it looks like RFK is talking to the Libertarian Party about getting the LP nomination. It'd be smart on his part as it would get him on all 50 State ballots. Bad for the LP because he's an iron fisted authoritarian who is at odds with party's principles.

Also he'd be the second Jack off leftist in a row running on the LP ticket.

Can I haz a libertarian nominee in my libertarian party? Pleze?

Posted by: Robert at March 26, 2024 03:10 PM (z4n5e)

48 Sounds like the most important thing she brings to his campaign is a nice fat wallet.
++++
Hey, a man's gotta have a sugar momma!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2024 03:10 PM (6bTRc)

49 Were conservatives really pushing this fruitcake as some kind of acceptable candidate?

"he is so good on a lot of things, I wish he were good on the important things" is a modern political view.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 26, 2024 03:11 PM (D7oie)

50 @24 There wasn't a second gunman in Dallas in 63.
I read the books claiming so and it was pretty obvious they were full of shit.

--------

That just means that you're in on it!
Posted by: junior

Quite the trick considering I wasn't even born yet.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 26, 2024 03:11 PM (/Td2i)

51 44
Having *one* non-Left-Pole position - or even 2-3 - does not mean that one is not a radical leftist. Just because Gabbard is good on speech doesn't mean she's not otherwise a communist. Just because Kennedy is a vax skeptic doesn't mean he's not otherwise a tyrant. Just because Maher thinks that the contemporary left goes too far on speech control doesn't mean he's not otherwise the same pinko cheerleader he's always been.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2024 03:10 PM (6bTRc)

=======

So, you're saying that hoping Trump makes him his VP in order to assuage people about covid would ultimately be a bad thing?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 26, 2024 03:11 PM (GBKbO)

52 Can I haz a libertarian nominee in my libertarian party? Pleze?

ha! I wouldn't hold my breath!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 26, 2024 03:11 PM (AcWfM)

53 The Bullwark self identifies as "on the right." But then again, the GoPe self identifies as that as well, so I guess trans political parties have been a thing for ages.

Posted by: Bete at March 26, 2024 03:11 PM (LX4y3)

54 I can't say I feel anything good or bad about this.

IF it pulls votes from Biden, I'll be pleased, but that just means they have to cheat more.


Which they have proven they don't mind making it obvious, even.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 26, 2024 03:11 PM (N1tpc)

55 >>He's saying there was a second gunman in the RFK assassination. Not the JFK assassination. If I'm reading it right.

Posted by: Jordan61
---

to be clear:
I think there were 2 or more people shooting at JFK in '63, NOT at RFK in '68

Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2024 03:11 PM (oCjPU)

56 47 Afternoon.

So it looks like RFK is talking to the Libertarian Party about getting the LP nomination. It'd be smart on his part as it would get him on all 50 State ballots. Bad for the LP because he's an iron fisted authoritarian who is at odds with party's principles.

Also he'd be the second Jack off leftist in a row running on the LP ticket.

Can I haz a libertarian nominee in my libertarian party? Pleze?
Posted by: Robert at March 26, 2024 03:10 PM (z4n5e)

=======

The LP has principles?! Since when?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 26, 2024 03:11 PM (GBKbO)

57 So, you're saying that hoping Trump makes him his VP in order to assuage people about covid would ultimately be a bad thing?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 26, 2024 03:11 PM (GBKbO)
++++
Uhhhh, yeah

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2024 03:11 PM (6bTRc)

58 Who Are the RFK Jr. Voters? “He’s outspoken. As far as I know, he’s not crooked.” Rosemary Pastrick thinks Americans were “brainwashed” into accepting the Covid vaccine. She regards both major political parties as corrupt. She is disillusioned with Trump and Biden. And she proudly supports Robert F. Kennedy Jr. “Trump is in all these problems,” said Pastrick, a 77-year-old who lives in Stanton, Mich. “He couldn’t stand losing. It was like he was on his own TV show and got fired. And then Biden — he’s not strong enough.”

You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

My Fundie cousins are supporting him. Right-wing independents who are former TFG voters.

Who IS supporting his campaign? Because it's not the voters. His corruption is in the fact that he can not win, yet in a critical moment of our country's sovereignty against a fascist coup, he decides to run.

he appears to hurt Biden way more. Pennsylvania poll by Bloomberg, Biden and Trump are tied 45/45. Kennedy thrown in, Trump takes a six-point lead 44-38-7.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 26, 2024 03:11 PM (JCZqz)

59
Bobby Jr. campaigning in Dearborn on the "release Sirhan-Sirhan" platform is gonna be thing that brings us all together and starts to heal America.

Posted by: Auspex at March 26, 2024 03:12 PM (j4U/Z)

60 He's saying there was a second gunman in the RFK assassination. Not the JFK assassination. If I'm reading it right.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 26, 2024 03:09 PM (DRSnL)

Where was this second gunman? Up RFK's sleeve?

Actually now that I think about it, does Sirhan Sirhan count as two gunmen?

Posted by: The Bulwark at March 26, 2024 03:12 PM (RDLZ/)

61 Looks like damage to Sleepy Joe because of the RFK selection. Is this planned by RFK to destroy Blo Jiden .......

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 26, 2024 03:13 PM (15lwl)

62 Oh FFS go away

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2024 03:13 PM (RDLZ/)

63 I will not have you bad mouthing fruitcake. You keep my fruitcake out of yo mouf.

Posted by: Guy who likes fruitcake at March 26, 2024 03:13 PM (rZzch)

64 I think that Baltimore should receive all the assistance that East Palestine did.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 26, 2024 03:13 PM (YAtuc)

65 He's saying there was a second gunman in the RFK assassination. Not the JFK assassination. If I'm reading it right.
Posted by: Jordan61

The comment I was responding to said that IF there was a second gunman it was in Dallas in 63 and no in LA in 68.
There wasn't a second gunman in either case.
Some people just can't accept reality.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 26, 2024 03:14 PM (/Td2i)

66 Why didn't he just pick his wife?
---
"George Gascon became the first prosecutor to not oppose parole for the man who murdered RFK Jr.'s dad, Robert F. Kennedy."

---

Sirhan didn't murder his dad. Sorry, he just didn't. People cling to that like they cling to the idea that our media is objective, and don't want people working for them who are biased.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 26, 2024 03:14 PM (dGCAG)

67 to be clear:
I think there were 2 or more people shooting at JFK in '63, NOT at RFK in '68
Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2024 03:11 PM (oCjPU)

=====

From what Ace posted, RFK Jr. thinks so. That's what I meant.

The assassination has gained renewed attention in recent years, especially after Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told the Post in 2018 that he visited Sirhan in prison to tell him that he did not believe he killed his father.

Kennedy Jr., who has said he thinks there was a second gunman, noted this week that he supports Sirhan's latest effort to be released on parole.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 26, 2024 03:14 PM (DRSnL)

68 The Central Instigation Agency has a new target.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 26, 2024 03:14 PM (lTGtQ)

69 to be clear:
I think there were 2 or more people shooting at JFK in '63
Posted by: Don Black


Sam Holland agrees.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaCwrmoa3sQ

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 26, 2024 03:14 PM (eYF7X)

70 I hate to agree with leftists, but I do think RFK's in it to fuck over Biden and elect Trump.

Posted by: Montec at March 26, 2024 03:14 PM (hxe/1)

71 Actually now that I think about it, does Sirhan Sirhan count as two gunmen?
Posted by: The Bulwark at March 26, 2024 03:12 PM (RDLZ/)

No.

Posted by: Duran Duran at March 26, 2024 03:14 PM (W3T6M)

72 I think that Baltimore should receive all the assistance that East Palestine did.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 26, 2024 03:13 PM (YAtuc)

Only if the politicians run out and try to catch the pallets of aid dropping from the sky.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 26, 2024 03:14 PM (N39Ws)

73 Man this decision is really gonna produce some extra wear and tear on the ballot printing machines.

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2024 03:15 PM (RDLZ/)

74 *Checks for presence of frontal lobes

Yep, that's a Kennedy.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 26, 2024 03:15 PM (w9Wax)

75 I think Baltimore should take this opportunity to use exclusively DIE criteria for the design of the replacement bridge. Ditto with the construction contract. Math be racist after all.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 26, 2024 03:15 PM (pohLc)

76 Some people just can't accept reality.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 26, 2024 03:14 PM (/Td2i)

Well, at least you got that part right.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 26, 2024 03:15 PM (dGCAG)

77 There wasn't a second gunman in Dallas in 63.
I read the books claiming so and it was pretty obvious they were full of shit.


Best book I've read on the JFK assassination was "Case Closed".

Pretty much disproved the whole 2nd gunman dealio.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 26, 2024 03:15 PM (nFnyb)

78 The LP has principles?! Since when?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 26, 2024 03:11 PM (GBKbO)

When Harry Brown got his last nomination, I'd guess.

Posted by: Robert at March 26, 2024 03:16 PM (QgPGY)

79 RFK Jr wanted to lock up climate deniers, as I recall. About all he is right on is the dangers of the fake vax.

Unfortunately, Trump is still "on the wrong side of history" on the Covid response and the fake vaccine and coverups. But maybe Trump has backtracked some on that, I haven't paid attention.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 26, 2024 03:16 PM (Cus5s)

80 RFK’s selection is a shot over the bow to Biden.

Yeah, fuck around DNC and I own you.

Posted by: Redenzo at March 26, 2024 03:16 PM (V/pbu)

81 >>Liberal White Suburban Housewife

Are they though? I mean "housewife".

"Housewife" implies kids, ironing,... waiting to greet hubby home from work with a fresh baked pie and some news about the neighbors Jerry and Millie...

Cat moms? Government mistresses? Sad wenches who "partied" in their 20s, got a job in some government office and now what.

Posted by: PFC Obvious at March 26, 2024 03:16 PM (luiuj)

82 75 I think Baltimore should take this opportunity to use exclusively DIE criteria for the design of the replacement bridge. Ditto with the construction contract. Math be racist after all.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 26, 2024 03:15 PM (pohLc)

Has any any white male won a govt contract in Baltimore in the past 30 years? I doubt it. So nothing will change.

Posted by: Montec at March 26, 2024 03:16 PM (hxe/1)

83 Iamtheverymodelof [wheeze] amodernelderpantshitter.

Posted by: The Pirates of Joe's Pants at March 26, 2024 03:16 PM (Zz86T)

84 I hate to agree with leftists, but I do think RFK's in it to fuck over Biden and elect Trump.
Posted by: Montec at March 26, 2024 03:14 PM (hxe/1)

Well in that case fucking over Biden is a cause I can get behind!

Quick! Where's Junior's campaign site? I feel the urge to slip him $20 bucks.

Posted by: Robert at March 26, 2024 03:18 PM (QgPGY)

85 82 75 I think Baltimore should take this opportunity to use exclusively DIE criteria for the design of the replacement bridge. Ditto with the construction contract. Math be racist after all.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 26, 2024 03:15 PM (pohLc)

Has any any white male won a govt contract in Baltimore in the past 30 years? I doubt it. So nothing will change.
Posted by: Montec at March 26, 2024 03:16 PM (hxe/1)
____________

"We're available!"

-- Florida International University bridge engineers

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 26, 2024 03:18 PM (iFTx/)

86 The next 'Key Bridge' will be named either for Elijah Cummings or Barbara Mikulski

she's 87, should be dead by the time the new bridge opens

Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2024 03:18 PM (oCjPU)

87 Huh. Wiki says that Sirhan was born in Jerusalem.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 26, 2024 03:18 PM (9yWhg)

88 64 Baltimore is more likely to suffer the plague of Biden taking up residency there to say that this impacts black people disproportionately and he's there to show all black people how down with them he is. He might says he is as down with them like the bridge itself.

Posted by: Bete at March 26, 2024 03:18 PM (LX4y3)

89 I think Baltimore should take this opportunity to use exclusively DIE criteria for the design of the replacement bridge. Ditto with the construction contract. Math be racist after all.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 26, 2024 03:15 PM (pohLc)

Dam straight!

Posted by: Florida Int'l University Foot Bridge Collapse at March 26, 2024 03:19 PM (W3T6M)

90 Sounds like the most important thing she brings to his campaign is a nice fat wallet.

"Shanahan was previously married to Google co-founder Sergey Brin."

Hmm. According to her firm's website she's still married to Sergey Brin.
https://biaecho.org/project/nicole-shanahan/

Whatever, she still apparently had the power to direct his firehose of money at various Modern Architects of Evil.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2024 03:19 PM (vtRd1)

91 I think Baltimore should take this opportunity to use exclusively DIE criteria for the design of the replacement bridge. Ditto with the construction contract. Math be racist after all.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 26, 2024 03:15 PM (pohLc)


Has anyone brought up that a bridge for cars is discriminatory to those who don't have cars?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 26, 2024 03:19 PM (fKIdX)

92 Tulsi Gabbard as VP. You've got to be freakin' kidding me. We're done for.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 26, 2024 03:09 PM (eYF7X)


Right. Tim Scott is just the type Trump needs to get that essential "respectable conservative" vote

Posted by: Kindltot at March 26, 2024 03:19 PM (D7oie)

93 20 Were conservatives really pushing this fruitcake as some kind of acceptable candidate?

I dont' think so. It's just that he was the only one talking about the clotshot. That's it. That was the only reason people on the right were watching him.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 26, 2024 03:06 PM (IG4Id)

———-

RFKjr during an interview was full on fracking for natural gas. Said we need to reduce energy prices in the USA to increase competitiveness.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 26, 2024 03:20 PM (++4z6)

94 @50 Quite the trick considering I wasn't even born yet.

--------

Helloooooo! You used a time machine! Like the one Ace totally doesn't have! Duh!

Sheesh! Do I have to think of *everything* around here!?

Posted by: junior at March 26, 2024 03:20 PM (aFC1o)

95 They oughtta name the new bridge for Hilda Mae Snoops.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 26, 2024 03:20 PM (9yWhg)

96 Nikita Haley's chances of being Trump's VP have now surged from 90% to 98%!

[O/T & ICYMI -- New York Post headline:]

"DOJ moved to dismiss $3.3B fraud suit against Dish after chairman donated $113K to Biden"

http://tiny.cc/x1mkxz


In the land of the corruptocrats, the single-brain-celled traitor is king!

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 26, 2024 03:20 PM (24ItC)

97
My research into RFK's assassination proves that there was, in fact, a 2nd gunman.

The 2nd gunman was Lazlo Fordinkus.

He was a midget and that's why he was never caught on camera. He got away by running between the legs of onlookers.

I should probably let RFK Jr know about this.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 26, 2024 03:20 PM (nFnyb)

98 Where was this second gunman? Up RFK's sleeve?

Actually now that I think about it, does Sirhan Sirhan count as two gunmen?
Posted by: The Bulwark at March 26, 2024 03:12 PM (RDLZ/)

Basically, yeah. The rounds that hit him came from behind, with the fatal head shot being fired no further than a couple inches behind his left ear.

Exactly where Thane Cesar, a CIA asset, was guiding Kennedy along the route. A route that was NOT planned, and apparently no one other than Cesar, who had been hired as a security guard a couple weeks prior, and never worked there again after, was forcing RFK to take.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 26, 2024 03:20 PM (dGCAG)

99 Has anyone brought up that a bridge for cars is discriminatory to those who don't have cars?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously

___

And cars are racist per Pete Bootyjudge. So really this new bridge should be a walking bridge only. Maybe with high speed train capability.

Posted by: Montec at March 26, 2024 03:20 PM (hxe/1)

100 "RFK Jr. Picks "Radical Leftist" as Running Mate."

Perhaps a big F you after, 'Kennedy Family Takes St. Patrick’s Day Photo With Biden At White House — Without RFK, Jr.' By Tom Tapp, March 18, 2024

In part, "Along with the photo, which features former congressman Patrick Kennedy, Ambassador Caroline Kennedy, Biden’s special envoy to Northern Ireland Joe Kennedy III and family members of all ages, Kerry Kennedy wrote, “It’s not enough to wish the world were better, you must make the world better. President Biden, you make the world better. Happy St. Patrick’s Day.”

Gag!!!

If you gonna do it, do it big to those critters.

A must read > Howie Carr Show: Joe Kennedy’s Tweet On Sexual Assault Insensitivity Is A Bit Much, Dec. 31, 2020

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at March 26, 2024 03:20 PM (GshMh)

101 Speaking of the bridge maybe they should just rebuild it underwater and not worry about ships hitting it? I mean, unless one sinks and lands on top of it. Might be bad.

Ah, fuck it, what's life without a few risks?!?

Posted by: Robert at March 26, 2024 03:21 PM (QgPGY)

102 Basically, yeah. The rounds that hit him came from behind, with the fatal head shot being fired no further than a couple inches behind his left ear.

Exactly where Thane Cesar, a CIA asset, was guiding Kennedy along the route. A route that was NOT planned, and apparently no one other than Cesar, who had been hired as a security guard a couple weeks prior, and never worked there again after, was forcing RFK to take.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 26, 2024 03:20 PM (dGCAG)

Oops, right ear.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 26, 2024 03:21 PM (dGCAG)

103 RFK Jr.'s choice has very little to do with politics - she's a rando nobody female rich California Karen who's never been involved in electoral politics before and has no constituency other than other California Karens. BUT she apparently has a lot of access to that Sweet Sweet Google money, and that is what RFK Jr. is desperately short of, after orders went out from Team Biden for all of the oligarchs to Shun Him or Face their Wrath.

So that's what she is, a checkbook and nothing more.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 26, 2024 03:21 PM (i9ffA)

104
Best book I've read on the JFK assassination was "Case Closed".

Pretty much disproved the whole 2nd gunman dealio.

Posted by: naturalfake

Read that too. It was excellent.
I also took the time to compare what the Warren report said to what the conspiracy books claimed it said.
The conspiracy books outright lied.
This is why they claim the Warren Commission Report is untrue. They hope you won't read it so they can say whatever they want.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 26, 2024 03:21 PM (/Td2i)

105 Natural Gas was "clean energy" until about 10 months ago.

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2024 03:21 PM (RDLZ/)

106 Hmmm. Sounds like RFK jr has a case of burin' love!

LETS DANCE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zryevYWra8M

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at March 26, 2024 03:21 PM (X4yCj)

107 $113K is all it takes? Man that's cheap. If I were Biden I would have asked for at least $500K.

Posted by: Montec at March 26, 2024 03:21 PM (hxe/1)

108 The second shooter theory is a Black Herring to make questioners look like they are nuts.

They do this to hide the fact that LHO was a product of the CIA gone rogue, was being monitored by the FBI, and that there are dozens of people saying this guy is dangerous and the FBI should have prevented it.

It is also a cover for all the nasty stuff JFK was up to.

Posted by: PFC Obvious at March 26, 2024 03:21 PM (luiuj)

109 So this Shanahan was married to Brin and allegedly had an affair with Musk.

Well that explains her wealth.

Posted by: mr tmz at March 26, 2024 03:22 PM (rJ48h)

110 105 Natural Gas was "clean energy" until about 10 months ago.
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2024 03:21 PM (RDLZ/)

So was hydro power. Clean, endless supply and dirt cheap.

And yet, CA and WA are blowing up dams because, reasons.

Posted by: Montec at March 26, 2024 03:22 PM (hxe/1)

111 Please, folks. The new bridge will be the St. George Floyd Memorial bridge.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 26, 2024 03:23 PM (pohLc)

112 79 No, he still brings up how he helped get the jab going in record time. Expect ads about it in late October early November to suppress votes for Trump.

Posted by: Bete at March 26, 2024 03:23 PM (LX4y3)

113 My research into RFK's assassination proves that there was, in fact, a 2nd gunman.

The 2nd gunman was Lazlo Fordinkus.

He was a midget and that's why he was never caught on camera. He got away by running between the legs of onlookers.

I should probably let RFK Jr know about this.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 26, 2024 03:20 PM (nFnyb)

You know who was caught on camera? Thane Cesar. You know what at least one photo shows? Cesar, standing there, holding his gun.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 26, 2024 03:23 PM (dGCAG)

114 Did anyone here expect anything different? All of that garbage about kennedy pulling votes away from Trump was democrat wish casting. That's why the DNC is suing to keep him off the ballot in every state, he will take votes away from biden, not Trump.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 26, 2024 03:23 PM (QNSds)

115 He was a midget and that's why he was never caught on camera. He got away by running between the legs of onlookers.

I should probably let RFK Jr know about this.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 26, 2024 03:20 PM (nFnyb)


The guy who tried to shoot FDR was tiny, barely five feet tall.

Posted by: spindrift at March 26, 2024 03:23 PM (OguvZ)

116 Gotta be honest, I hope he makes it until November.

Posted by: Ribbed at March 26, 2024 03:23 PM (oEXy7)

117 Politicians are a weird breed. Their moral compass is perpetually broken yet they claim to have your best interests at heart. RFK Jr is, and always was a major weirdo.

Wonder what the legacy Democrats will offer this dynamic duo to shut up and go away.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 26, 2024 03:23 PM (Q4IgG)

118 You know. Zoom meetings are pretty great. I get credit for showing up, have myself muted so I don't get fired and can walk away, heat up my lunch, go pee and return without missing a beat!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 26, 2024 03:23 PM (h01er)

119 Speaking of the bridge maybe they should just rebuild it underwater and not worry about ships hitting it? I mean, unless one sinks and lands on top of it. Might be bad.

__

Wouldn't the cars all flood?
- AOC (Probably)

Posted by: Montec at March 26, 2024 03:23 PM (hxe/1)

120 Speaking of the bridge maybe they should just rebuild it underwater and not worry about ships hitting it? I mean, unless one sinks and lands on top of it. Might be bad.

Ah, fuck it, what's life without a few risks?!?
Posted by: Robert at March 26, 2024 03:21 PM (QgPGY)
.......

It should be a suspension bridge utilizing skyhooks.

Posted by: wth at March 26, 2024 03:24 PM (v0R5T)

121 Most posters prolly already know that:

RFK, Jr. (hereinafter "K") has so far successfully gotten on the ballot in ONE STATE ONLY, that being UT. He's having trouble qualifying in all the swing states, & the DEMs have a special task force to challenge his petitions-- as they just did in NV.

I doubt that Trump can win unless K is on the ballot in all 7 swing states. I'm not sure Trump can win WITH K on the ballot either, but it's a necessary condition precedent.

This woman K chose as his VP financed K's Super Bowl ad, & it was pretty effective. So... fwiw.

It's seemed pretty clear for some time, at least to me, that K has a real hate-on for Biden. I think it goes back to the regime denying K Secret Service protection. K doesn't seem to me as if he has the same intense animus against Trump.

K's campaign so far seems like it's being managed by Mo, Shemp and Curly. I hope K can buy enough brains to get himself on the ballots. This woman he teamed up with today is wealthy, & I suspect that was a factor in choosing her. K doesn't have a political party to circulate his nominating petitions for him, but you can HIRE people to go door-to-door to collect signatures.

Posted by: mnw at March 26, 2024 03:24 PM (NLIak)

122 $113K is all it takes? Man that's cheap. If I were Biden I would have asked for at least $500K.
Posted by: Montec at March 26, 2024 03:21 PM (hxe/1)

Just a downpayment. Ask our Ukrainian friends about our convenient payment plans...

Posted by: Robert H. Biden, Esq. at March 26, 2024 03:24 PM (W3T6M)

123 JFK Jr is what he is

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Anti-Marxist, buy ammo at March 26, 2024 03:25 PM (xcxpd)

124 The 2nd gunman was Lazlo Fordinkus.

Interesting. I would have figured that Bruno Hauptmann was in on this caper.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2024 03:25 PM (vtRd1)

125 >All of that garbage about kennedy pulling votes away from Trump was democrat wish casting. That's why the DNC is suing to keep him off the ballot in every state

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and why he is denied a SecSvc detail?

Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2024 03:25 PM (oCjPU)

126 Please, folks. The new bridge will be the St. George Floyd Memorial bridge.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 26, 2024 03:23 PM (pohLc)
.......

So when it collapses into the water everybody can yell: I CANT BREATHE

Posted by: wth at March 26, 2024 03:26 PM (v0R5T)

127 She's a 38 year old looney bird with a very fat wallet.

After her first two marriages that lasted under three years each:

In 2023, Shanahan held a "love ceremony" of commitment with Jacob Strumwasser, who is an advisor at Lightning Labs, a bitcoin software company; she described the event as a handfasting ceremony influenced by Druidic tradition. The pair met at the Burning Man festival in summer.

Posted by: Cheri at March 26, 2024 03:26 PM (oiNtH)

128 'six figure donor'
Lolol

Posted by: George Soros at March 26, 2024 03:26 PM (+80Yi)

129 Cool idea. a 1200 foot low water bridge. You could troll right out the car window while crossing.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 26, 2024 03:26 PM (pohLc)

130 RFK, Jr. (hereinafter "K") has so far successfully gotten on the ballot in ONE STATE ONLY, that being UT.

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He's in a few more, 5 I think. And he's close to getting enough signatures for a handful more.

But yeah it's gonna be though to qualify for all 57.

Posted by: Montec at March 26, 2024 03:26 PM (hxe/1)

131 Wouldn't the cars all flood?
- AOC (Probably)
Posted by: Montec at March 26, 2024 03:23 PM (hxe/1)


The Chunnel has been in operation for decades without a single fatality. Just make sure your windows are rolled up tight.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2024 03:26 PM (vtRd1)

132 The conspiracy books outright lied.
This is why they claim the Warren Commission Report is untrue. They hope you won't read it so they can say whatever they want.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 26, 2024 03:21 PM (/Td2i)

You know this is tripe, don't you? The conspiracy books outright lied?

Which ones? There are probably a thousand books on this subject. Some of which were almost certainly written BY the CIA.

There are so many things we don't know, and probably will never know about that event, but one thing we do know: The Warren Commission was a coverup, and if you want to see lies, read that.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 26, 2024 03:26 PM (dGCAG)

133 Oh wait, he's anti-vax. NeverTrumpers all share the single allowed Liberal White Suburban Housewife Opinion on questions of covid and vaccines. So he was never a possibility.

Prior to COVID people that opposed (real) vaccines were mostly AWFLs. They would oppose GMOs, vaccines, and whatever the leftwing health scare of the week was.

They certainly got in line over the clot shot though I do wonder how many of them were demanding other people get the jab while carrying a falsified vaccine certificate themselves.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2024 03:26 PM (ibTVg)

134 Sirhan Sirhan is Palestinian btw

Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2024 03:27 PM (ASVTS)

135 Not getting why, just run with the Marxists

Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2024 03:27 PM (fwDg9)

136 We dodged a bullet here. I actually was worried that he was going to siphon off some votes from our side.

Posted by: Benchmark at March 26, 2024 03:27 PM (uQkNm)

137 ….or the Freddie Gray Jr. memorial bridge…

Posted by: Redenzo at March 26, 2024 03:27 PM (V/pbu)

138 Sirhan Sirhan is Palestinian btw


Yep. One more innocent life ruined by the Jooos.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2024 03:27 PM (vtRd1)

139

Nathan Thurm Interviewed By Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

https://youtu.be/FOLBQxk72NY?si=CKrDm3PMC4lhZD_Y

Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2024 03:28 PM (oCjPU)

140 In 2023, Shanahan held a "love ceremony" of commitment with Jacob Strumwasser, who is an advisor at Lightning Labs, a bitcoin software company; she described the event as a handfasting ceremony influenced by Druidic tradition. The pair met at the Burning Man festival in summer.
Posted by: Cheri


So, she's a witch then?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 26, 2024 03:28 PM (9yWhg)

141 You know. Zoom meetings are pretty great. I get credit for showing up, have myself muted so I don't get fired and can walk away, heat up my lunch, go pee and return without missing a beat!
Posted by: nurse ratched


They are if you are allowed yo have your camera and sound off. Otherwise they suck.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2024 03:28 PM (IB/6k)

142 136 We dodged a bullet here. I actually was worried that he was going to siphon off some votes from our side.

Posted by: Benchmark at March 26, 2024 03:27 PM (uQkNm)

He still might. Quick name Hillary's VP choice in 2016. Nobody knows, nobody cares. Especially for a 3rd party candidate.

Posted by: Montec at March 26, 2024 03:28 PM (hxe/1)

143 13 Unlike Oprah, RFKs piggy bank is at least making sure she can't just be tuned out should her investment win.

Posted by: Bete at March 26, 2024 03:28 PM (LX4y3)

144 In 2023, Shanahan held a "love ceremony" of commitment with Jacob Strumwasser, who is an advisor at Lightning Labs, a bitcoin software company; she described the event as a handfasting ceremony influenced by Druidic tradition. The pair met at the Burning Man festival in summer.
Posted by: Cheri at March 26, 2024 03:26 PM (oiNtH)
.......

So. Hairy armpits.

Posted by: wth at March 26, 2024 03:28 PM (v0R5T)

145 So, she's a witch then?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 26, 2024 03:28 PM (9yWhg)

Build a bridge out of her! (I hear B'more needs a new one.)

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 26, 2024 03:29 PM (T+Iwg)

146 You know. Zoom meetings are pretty great. I get credit for showing up, have myself muted so I don't get fired and can walk away, heat up my lunch, go pee and return without missing a beat!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 26, 2024 03:23 PM (h01er)


depending on your system you can choose the background shown, and if you leave the tape on the camera, it will just show the background

If you are really canny you take an image with you sitting in it, have that as your background, and leave the tape on the camera. That way you are there, slumped in your seat not moving as is normal for zoom meetings, while you go do something useful

Posted by: Kindltot at March 26, 2024 03:29 PM (D7oie)

147 In 2023, Shanahan held a "love ceremony" of commitment with Jacob Strumwasser, who is an advisor at Lightning Labs, a bitcoin software company; she described the event as a handfasting ceremony influenced by Druidic tradition. The pair met at the Burning Man festival in summer.
Posted by: Cheri at March 26, 2024 03:26 PM (oiNtH)
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She sounds like a keeper! /sarc

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2024 03:29 PM (7fElN)

148 I am the very model of a modern medic-admiral
I've versed in methods surgical and sociological
I know the ways of tucking, and I quote texts non-empirical
From social to constructed, yet with no logic imaginable
I'm very acquainted, too, with matters most hormonal
I understand trans identity, both internal and external
About modern sex theory, I've applied the whole codex
With many synthetic facts about the nature of human sex

I'm very good at manifesting my particular psychosis
I know the pseudoscience behind the theories socialist
In short, in matters surgical and sociological
I am the very model of a modern medic-admiral

Posted by: Richard Levine at March 26, 2024 03:29 PM (6bTRc)

149 JFK Jr is what he is
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Anti-Marxist, buy ammo at March 26, 2024 03:25 PM (xcxpd)

I'm Dead. Flew a plane into the water, because I was pretending to be instrument rated for flying...

Posted by: Zombie JFK Jr at March 26, 2024 03:29 PM (W3T6M)

150 Musk has a machine to tunnel under the river. Problem solved.

Posted by: George Soros at March 26, 2024 03:29 PM (+80Yi)

151 As for RFK Jr., I think he's no longer serious about running for President. I think he was at first, and when he left the D party, I think he really thought he had a shot (heh).

Then they showed him some photos. Ever since then, I believe he's been controlled, and he'll do whatever they tell him, or his heart just isn't in it anymore. One way or another, he won't be a factor in November.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 26, 2024 03:29 PM (dGCAG)

152 Lord have mercy. Some "conservatives" have succumbed to full-blown Oppositional Defiant Disorder and their politics is now scarcely more than blind allegiance to anyone claiming to be "anti-establishment."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:00 PM

All a good former conservative has to do is admit that any foreign war under Colin-Powell-esque ROE (maximum American bloodshed in exchange for minimum strategic gain) was stupid; also admit Patriot Act was stupid; also admit that pro-corporate tort reform and tax cuts were stupid...

And you have a new populist, pro working class, anti establishment Republican!

I still get to cling to my guns and religion, but otherwise I'm cured of the conservative virus.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at March 26, 2024 03:29 PM (GD2xa)

153 questions of covid and vaccines.

Covid? Vaccine? BWAAHA HAHA

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 26, 2024 03:29 PM (hgO+8)

154 Sirhan Sirhan is Palestinian btw
Posted by: blaster


He's also a Christian.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 26, 2024 03:29 PM (9yWhg)

155 In 2023, Shanahan held a "love ceremony" of commitment with Jacob Strumwasser, who is an advisor at Lightning Labs, a bitcoin software company; she described the event as a handfasting ceremony influenced by Druidic tradition.

In the traditional version, the entire congregation engages in a wanking motion.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2024 03:29 PM (vtRd1)

156
Which ones? There are probably a thousand books on this subject. Some of which were almost certainly written BY the CIA


One of the most interesting aspects of modern propaganda is the use of astro-turf conspiracy theories.

Remember when people starting seeing flying wing type craft in the sky that didn't show up on radar in the 80s? And a bunch of media talking heads with connections to the government claimed "must be aliens right...those stupid midwestern yokels!"...and then it came out people had actually seen prototypes and test runs of stealth aircraft?

I suspect there is a hell of a lot of that going on right now...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2024 03:29 PM (ibTVg)

157 So, she's a witch then?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Magic snizz, apparently.

Posted by: Kratwurst at March 26, 2024 03:30 PM (LajFB)

158 134 Sirhan Sirhan is Palestinian btw
Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2024 03:27 PM (ASVTS)

Killed RFK's dad and hates Jews?
I'm swooning.

Posted by: Democrat AWFLs at March 26, 2024 03:30 PM (hxe/1)

159 So. Hairy armpits.
Posted by: wth at March 26, 2024 03:28 PM (v0R5T)


DMT

Posted by: Kindltot at March 26, 2024 03:30 PM (D7oie)

160 Handfasting? Do I want to know?

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2024 03:30 PM (RDLZ/)

161 He's in a few more, 5 I think. And he's close to getting enough signatures for a handful more.

But yeah it's gonna be though to qualify for all 57.
Posted by: Montec at March 26, 2024 03:26 PM (hxe/1)
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Just get him on in the battleground states. That's enough.

Posted by: WisRich at March 26, 2024 03:30 PM (G0vdT)

162 depending on your system you can choose the background shown, and if you leave the tape on the camera, it will just show the background

If you are really canny you take an image with you sitting in it, have that as your background, and leave the tape on the camera. That way you are there, slumped in your seat not moving as is normal for zoom meetings, while you go do something useful
Posted by: Kindltot at March 26, 2024 03:29 PM (D7oie)
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I did take a screenshot of my office chair (without me in it) and background so that I can join a Zoom meeting from home and if I don't move too much it looks like I'm sitting in my office.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2024 03:30 PM (7fElN)

163 They are if you are allowed yo have your camera and sound off. Otherwise they suck.
Posted by: rickb223 at

Dude. Without a mute button, I would have been fired a LOOOOOONG time ago.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 26, 2024 03:30 PM (INu8E)

164 127 She's a 38 year old looney bird with a very fat wallet.

After her first two marriages that lasted under three years each:

In 2023, Shanahan held a "love ceremony" of commitment with Jacob Strumwasser, who is an advisor at Lightning Labs, a bitcoin software company; she described the event as a handfasting ceremony influenced by Druidic tradition. The pair met at the Burning Man festival in summer.
Posted by: Cheri at March 26, 2024 03:26 PM (oiNtH)
______

It's incredible how these mediocre, TMU women of questionable desirability somehow end up landing repeated tech titans. Wouldn't a billionaire master of the universe type aim much higher or at least know enough to avoid the crazy?

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 26, 2024 03:30 PM (iFTx/)

165 When they rebuild the bridge, are they going to take into account the projected sea level rise when figuring out how high to make it?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 26, 2024 03:30 PM (fKIdX)

166 Quick name Hillary's VP choice in 2016. Nobody knows, nobody cares.

Tim Kaine. Its good to know the names of evil people so you can avoid them.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 26, 2024 03:31 PM (dZVON)

167 Oppositional defiance is when you lash out at your dad because he says vegetables are good for you, and he's WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING!!!! so you resolve to live on hotdogs and pizza.

When your dad keeps getting drunk, raping and beating you, kicking your dog, cheating on your mom with homeless prostitutes, & gambling your food money on jackalope races, and you resolve to never go along with anything that psycho piece of shit says or does, that's not a disorder. That's rational.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 26, 2024 03:31 PM (0FoWg)

168 she described the event as a handfasting ceremony influenced by Druidic tradition.

Translation: made up out of whole cloth.

Posted by: spindrift at March 26, 2024 03:31 PM (OguvZ)

169 Montec

NO.

The ONLY state which has announced K has successfully qualified for the ballot is UT.

He hasn't qualified anywhere else. He just claims he has enough signatures and WILL qualify-- just as he claimed he did in NV-- until the DEMs got his petitions rejected for failing to comply with NV state law.

Posted by: mnw at March 26, 2024 03:31 PM (NLIak)

170 I actually think the JFK assassination was what what we all know.

That a pinko commie killed him because he wasn’t dovish enough with the Soviet Union. But the media loves to indulge in these theories because they don’t like crazy left-winger as the narrative. They would prefer some Jon Bircher conspiracy had done it.


Posted by: Benchmark at March 26, 2024 03:31 PM (uQkNm)

171 He still might. Quick name Hillary's VP choice in 2016. Nobody knows, nobody cares. Especially for a 3rd party candidate.

Posted by: Montec at March 26, 2024 03:28 PM (hxe/1)

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Tim McCaine!

Has his funeral finally ended?

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 26, 2024 03:31 PM (24ItC)

172 I'm Dead. Flew a plane into the water, because I was pretending to be instrument rated for flying...
Posted by: Zombie JFK Jr at March 26, 2024 03:29 PM (W3T6M)

You "identified" as being instrument rated. Then you identified as chum.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 26, 2024 03:31 PM (pohLc)

173 The conspiracy books outright lied.
This is why they claim the Warren Commission Report is untrue. They hope you won't read it so they can say whatever they want.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 26, 2024 03:21 PM (/Td2i)

You know this is tripe, don't you? The conspiracy books outright lied?

Which ones? There are probably a thousand books on this subject. Some of which were almost certainly written BY the CIA.

There are so many things we don't know, and probably will never know about that event, but one thing we do know: The Warren Commission was a coverup, and if you want to see lies, read that.
Posted by: BurtTC



One question to anyone.

Were the best snipers the military and the FBI had able to duplicate Oswald's shots on the first try?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2024 03:31 PM (IB/6k)

174 The Chunnel has been in operation for decades without a single fatality. Just make sure your windows are rolled up tight.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2024 03:26 PM (vtRd1)

I guess you are not familiar with my work?

Posted by: Ethan Hunt, MI 1 at March 26, 2024 03:32 PM (W3T6M)

175 Handfasting? Do I want to know?
Posted by: ...


I think that's the ceremony they were trying to institute for gay marriage before gay marriage was legal.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 26, 2024 03:32 PM (9yWhg)

176
All a good former conservative has to do is admit that any foreign war under Colin-Powell-esque ROE (maximum American bloodshed in exchange for minimum strategic gain) was stupid;


The goal of war is to inflict enough pain on your enemy to make them agree to your terms at as little cost in lives and treasure from your own side.

Something Shrub and Powell never really understood apparently.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2024 03:32 PM (ibTVg)

177 mental health professional

Wave his hands and cure fentanyl over dose?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 26, 2024 03:32 PM (hgO+8)

178 I've been told for a long time that cars are evil and are creating global climate warming change. So I say don't build the bridge at all. Come on MD Dems, put your money where your mouth is.

Posted by: Montec at March 26, 2024 03:32 PM (hxe/1)

179 176 The goal of war is to inflict enough pain on your enemy to make them agree to your terms at as little cost in lives and treasure from your own side.

Something Shrub and Powell never really understood apparently.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2024 03:32 PM (ibTVg)

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The goal of war is to enrich cronies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 26, 2024 03:32 PM (GBKbO)

180 The goal of war is to enrich cronies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 26, 2024 03:32 PM (GBKbO)

This guy gets it.

Posted by: Boeing at March 26, 2024 03:33 PM (hxe/1)

181 Dude. Without a mute button, I would have been fired a LOOOOOONG time ago.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 26, 2024 03:30 PM (INu8E)

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How do you nurse from home? I keep meaning to ask you. Are you doing like telehealth appointments?

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 26, 2024 03:33 PM (DRSnL)

182 178 I've been told for a long time that cars are evil and are creating global climate warming change. So I say don't build the bridge at all. Come on MD Dems, put your money where your mouth is.
Posted by: Montec at March 26, 2024 03:32 PM (hxe/1)

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No, they should build a bridge.

A rail bridge. Don't even connect it to existing rail lines.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 26, 2024 03:33 PM (GBKbO)

183 I guess you are not familiar with my work?
Posted by: Ethan Hunt, MI 1 at March 26, 2024 03:32 PM (W3T6M)
++++
Even in the Chunnel, transferring a simple text file shouldn't have taken that long.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2024 03:34 PM (6bTRc)

184 That is a ROUGH 38, I thought she was 48. Usually Asian women take better care of their skin, but that liberalism just permeates and eats away at everyone.

Posted by: UwU_Power at March 26, 2024 03:34 PM (SOFim)

185 Never thought RFK was in any way "Conservative". Besides I cannot stand his voice.

Posted by: It's me donna at March 26, 2024 03:34 PM (Akjoo)

186 A rail bridge. Don't even connect it to existing rail lines.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 26, 2024 03:33 PM (GBKbO)

I like it. A 300 mph train that just goes back and forth across the bridge.

Posted by: Boeing at March 26, 2024 03:34 PM (hxe/1)

187 No, they should build a bridge.

A rail bridge. Don't even connect it to existing rail lines.


Sort of like California high speed rail?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 26, 2024 03:34 PM (dZVON)

188 Handfasting? Do I want to know?
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2024 03:30 PM (RDLZ/)

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Looks like it's a ceremony where they tie the spouse's hands together.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 26, 2024 03:35 PM (DRSnL)

189 Bad for the LP because he's an iron fisted authoritarian who is at odds with party's principles.

The LP has generally been down on the standard leftwing authoritarian line but with drug legalization. At this point, considering the legality of drugs there really isn't ANY point to them any more.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2024 03:35 PM (ibTVg)

190 He's also a Christian.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 26, 2024 03:29 PM (9yWhg)


Family was Rosicrucian which is only kinda sorta Christian. (Ties to Freemasonry so there is that for the conspiracy minded) His notebooks were filled with his hatred of Jews. So, I am thinking probably not so much Christian.



Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2024 03:35 PM (ASVTS)

191 We dodged a bullet here. I actually was worried that he was going to siphon off some votes from our side.
Posted by: Benchmark


I don't think that was a possibility even if he didn't choose this commie witch. He's a gun grabber and called for 'climate deniers' to be imprisoned among the more obvious positions of his.

Total no-go for any conservative.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 26, 2024 03:35 PM (IG4Id)

192 This leggy blonde was never fond of RKF, Jr. and is utterly unsurprised that he picked a deep-pocketed communist as his running mate:
http://tiny.cc/c3mkxz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2024 03:35 PM (6bTRc)

193 When they rebuild the bridge, are they going to take into account the projected sea level rise when figuring out how high to make it?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 26, 2024 03:30 PM (fKIdX)

EV'S ONLY

Posted by: Mayo Pete's new bridge signs at March 26, 2024 03:35 PM (v0R5T)

194 189 Bad for the LP because he's an iron fisted authoritarian who is at odds with party's principles.

The LP has generally been down on the standard leftwing authoritarian line but with drug legalization. At this point, considering the legality of drugs there really isn't ANY point to them any more.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2024 03:35 PM (ibTVg)

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Don't forget gay marriage.

Had to side with the Leviathan crushing all other rights in order to secure the right to gay marriage.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 26, 2024 03:35 PM (GBKbO)

195 140. So, she's a witch then?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

LOL! Had to look up a "handfasting ceremony." Handfasting is a symbolic act that takes place during a wedding ceremony, where the hands of the happy couple are bound together with ribbon or cord, to represent their commitment to each other. Their hands are wrapped together in an expression of their love, with words, poetry or music accompanying the ritual.

Nope, no handcuffs, ropes, twist ties, cords...ever, even in public.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at March 26, 2024 03:35 PM (GshMh)

196 @132

>>There are so many things we don't know, and probably will never know about that event, but one thing we do know: The Warren Commission was a coverup, and if you want to see lies, read that.

Lee Harvey Oswald was known to and on the LE/IC's radar, similar to how members of the Hamburg Cell and Jersey City Cell were known.

And as ever, "they lacked the imagination," to understand what was going to go down.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 26, 2024 03:35 PM (XV/Pl)

197 So I see the Stormy Daniels "Judge" has issued a gag order on Trump...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 26, 2024 03:35 PM (Akjoo)

198 she described the event as a handfasting ceremony influenced by Druidic tradition.

Translation: made up out of whole cloth.

Posted by: spindrift at March 26, 2024 03:31 PM (OguvZ)

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"We reenacted what we saw in the hit television series Britannia, h8r!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 26, 2024 03:35 PM (24ItC)

199 It's unfortunate that physical attractiveness is so important in politics, but Nicole Shanahan has Mannix-girl potential!

https://tinyurl.com/27yjd3aw

Of course, a quick Google describes "the wife of Google co-founder Sergey Brin, who filed for divorce in January 2022 after separating from her in December 2021." Hot, crazy, and expensive is a BAD combination, boys.

Posted by: The Spanish Windlass is my favorite at March 26, 2024 03:35 PM (JCZqz)

200 How do you nurse from home? I keep meaning to ask you. Are you doing like telehealth appointments?
Posted by: Jordan61 at


I'm in the office today, but it's a regional meeting, so I'm a zoomer right now.

I get to work from home when I'm just on admin time. I can make phone calls, triage, answer MyChart messages, forward prescription requests, etc from home.

It's kinda groovy.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 26, 2024 03:35 PM (INu8E)

201 I worked in a place where confidentiality rules forbade cameras to be allowed in, and images were completely forbidden

and then zoom . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at March 26, 2024 03:36 PM (D7oie)

202 Family was Rosicrucian which is only kinda sorta Christian. (Ties to Freemasonry so there is that for the conspiracy minded) His notebooks were filled with his hatred of Jews. So, I am thinking probably not so much Christian.



Posted by: blaster

According to Wiki, he has changed denominations several times. So, probably not a real devout Christian. Nominally Christian.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 26, 2024 03:36 PM (9yWhg)

203 178 I've been told for a long time that cars are evil and are creating global climate warming change. So I say don't build the bridge at all. Come on MD Dems, put your money where your mouth is.
Posted by: Montec at March 26, 2024 03:32 PM (hxe/1)


Brandon already committed us to paying for it. Because he's very committed on the war on climate change, too.

Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2024 03:36 PM (ASVTS)

204 she described the event as a handfasting ceremony influenced by Druidic tradition.


Modern Wicca comes from some guy in the 50s that did it to score with women. I suspect there version of Druidic tradition come from him presuming they didn't ritually sacrifice a few slaves or something.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2024 03:37 PM (ibTVg)

205 I get to work from home when I'm just on admin time. I can make phone calls, triage, answer MyChart messages, forward prescription requests, etc from home.

It's kinda groovy.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 26, 2024 03:35 PM (INu8E)

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Sounds like it! Very cool.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 26, 2024 03:37 PM (DRSnL)

206 192 This leggy blonde was never fond of RKF, Jr. and is utterly unsurprised that he picked a deep-pocketed communist as his running mate:
http://tiny.cc/c3mkxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2024 03:35 PM (6bTRc)

Isn't that Mr. Universe's android bride?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 26, 2024 03:37 PM (T+Iwg)

207 Not sure ever took bridge in Baltimore, always take the tunnel

Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2024 03:37 PM (fwDg9)

208 Handfasting? Do I want to know?
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2024 03:30 PM (RDLZ/)

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Looks like it's a ceremony where they tie the spouse's hands together.
Posted by: Jordan61

And then hand him the bill for the wedding.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2024 03:38 PM (IB/6k)

209 "We're available!"

-- Florida International University bridge engineers


NO. THE RESPONSIBLE PARTY FOR THE FIU BRIDGE COLLAPSE WAS FIGG BRIDGE GROUP, MOTTO: BUILDING BRIDGES AS ART. THEY ARE THE ONES RESPONSIBLE. IT'S IN THE NTSB REPORT. DON'T LET THE RESPONSIBLE PARTY GET OFF THE HOOK BECAUSE OF A NOT FUNNY ANYMORE JOKE

Posted by: NOT BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 26, 2024 03:38 PM (yOPBE)

210
Welp, he's a nut.

He doesn't think Sirhan killed his father?
*sigh*

Posted by: PJ at March 26, 2024 03:38 PM (G1dq6)

211 A rail bridge. Don't even connect it to existing rail lines.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Ah, man, not even a monorail?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 26, 2024 03:38 PM (IG4Id)

212 Once you know about the portals, it's easy to accept that infinite gunmen killed JFK.

Posted by: They're Making Frogs Gay at March 26, 2024 03:38 PM (3gh+6)

213 http://tiny.cc/c3mkxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Yowza. Busty and leggy.

I love black hose.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 26, 2024 03:38 PM (9yWhg)

214 Looks like it's a ceremony where they tie the spouse's hands together.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 26, 2024 03:35 PM (DRSnL)

Or as I call it, Thursday.

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2024 03:38 PM (RDLZ/)

215 Posted by: The Spanish Windlass is my favorite at March 26, 2024 03:35 PM (JCZqz)
++++
NSFW tag might be called for.

Also eye bleach. Lots, and lots of eye bleach. Like, stupendous amounts of eye bleach.
http://tiny.cc/m3mkxz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2024 03:39 PM (6bTRc)

216 This is good news friends.

May the RFK ticket take lots of ballo... votes from the corrupt old criminal pedophile and the cork sucking airhead ticket.

BTW, OrangeMan made billions today, so suck it NeverTrumpers.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at March 26, 2024 03:39 PM (17s+e)

217 LOL! Had to look up a "handfasting ceremony." Handfasting is a symbolic act that takes place during a wedding ceremony, where the hands of the happy couple are bound together with ribbon or cord, to represent their commitment to each other. Their hands are wrapped together in an expression of their love, with words, poetry or music accompanying the ritual.

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* Braveheart has entered the chat *

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 26, 2024 03:39 PM (24ItC)

218 Handfasting? Do I want to know?
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2024 03:30 PM (RDLZ/)



Fast handjob ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 26, 2024 03:39 PM (NtVYv)

219 Tim McCaine!

Has his funeral finally ended?
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor

That's not funny at all!!! This mourning period has been especially tough on me...it's tough to afford tailored mourning clothes when the price of fabric is so high, and wearing the same outfit for days on end in the Arizona heat, well....I need to change my panties frequently to "drain the swamp"...

Posted by: Meghan McCain at March 26, 2024 03:40 PM (JCZqz)

220 http://tiny.cc/m3mkxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2024 03:39 PM (6bTRc)

I don't know why people complain. I love leg day.

Posted by: Robert at March 26, 2024 03:40 PM (64U43)

221 According to Wiki, he has changed denominations several times. So, probably not a real devout Christian. Nominally Christian.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 26, 2024 03:36 PM (9yWhg)


Not for nothing, but in the undercover recordings they made of the Blind Sheikh he bragged that the Muslim Brotherhood was behind the one that killed Kennedy. It is not clear which Kennedy, but I think he meant RFK.

Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2024 03:40 PM (ASVTS)

222 211 A rail bridge. Don't even connect it to existing rail lines.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Ah, man, not even a monorail?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 26, 2024 03:38 PM (IG4Id)

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Gotta be LGBT friendly. A bi-rail.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 26, 2024 03:40 PM (GBKbO)

223 A rail bridge. Don't even connect it to existing rail lines.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 26, 2024 03:33 PM (GBKbO)

I like it. A 300 mph train that just goes back and forth across the bridge.
Posted by: Boeing at March 26, 2024 03:34 PM (hxe/1)


I just finished reading a book about the construction of the Brooklyn Bridge, and it had just such a railway on it for a time. More like a tram, I guess, but it only went back and forth across the bridge.

Not at 300mph, though.

Posted by: spindrift at March 26, 2024 03:40 PM (OguvZ)

224 I love black hose.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 26, 2024 03:38 PM (9yWhg)

This is going to be an especially awkward installment of Blacked.

Posted by: Clockwork Orange Levels of Awkward at March 26, 2024 03:40 PM (3gh+6)

225 It's unfortunate that physical attractiveness is so important in politics, but Nicole Shanahan has Mannix-girl potential!

https://tinyurl.com/27yjd3aw
.......

Thanks, but I think I'll stick with Joe's pantyhose girl.

Posted by: wth at March 26, 2024 03:40 PM (v0R5T)

226 Welp, he's a nut.

He doesn't think Sirhan killed his father?
*sigh*
Posted by: PJ


Didn't they dog pile Sirhan in the kitchen a second after the shots?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2024 03:41 PM (IB/6k)

227 RFK had a sort of antiestablishment street cred that overrode some of his ideological issues.

Let’s be honest, go, read some of Trump’s old books and tell me those aren’t some pretty liberal positions he lays out. Like outlawing, assault weapons, waiting periods for guns, abortion. Universal health care, etc But we don’t care now.

I still think third-party‘s tend to hurt Republicans more than Democrats

Posted by: Benchmark at March 26, 2024 03:41 PM (uQkNm)

228 DON'T LET THE RESPONSIBLE PARTY GET OFF THE HOOK BECAUSE OF A NOT FUNNY ANYMORE JOKE
Posted by: NOT BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 26, 2024 03:38 PM (yOPBE)



GFY. We still think it's funny.

Posted by: The Florida All-Girl Footbridge Engineering Team at March 26, 2024 03:41 PM (vtRd1)

229 227 I still think third-party‘s tend to hurt Republicans more than Democrats
Posted by: Benchmark at March 26, 2024 03:41 PM (uQkNm)

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Democrats still blame Jill Stein for Hillary's loss to Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 26, 2024 03:41 PM (GBKbO)

230 NSFW tag might be called for.

Also eye bleach. Lots, and lots of eye bleach. Like, stupendous amounts of eye bleach.
http://tiny.cc/m3mkxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix

C'mon...there's nothing too revealing! It's all tastefully hidden by the lingerie...your dirty mind just fills in the blanks!

But, yes....the eye bleach is a good call.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 26, 2024 03:42 PM (JCZqz)

231 222 211 A rail bridge. Don't even connect it to existing rail lines.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Ah, man, not even a monorail?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 26, 2024 03:38 PM (IG4Id)

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Gotta be LGBT friendly. A bi-rail.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 26, 2024 03:40 PM (GBKbO)

Bi-rails are definitely more of a Shelbyville thing.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 26, 2024 03:42 PM (KbCG3)

232 You know this is tripe, don't you? The conspiracy books outright lied?

Which ones? There are probably a thousand books on this subject. Some of which were almost certainly written BY the CIA.

There are so many things we don't know, and probably will never know about that event, but one thing we do know: The Warren Commission was a coverup, and if you want to see lies, read that.
Posted by: BurtTC

First of all I read the WCR, and saw no lies.I read the 5 major conspiracy books ones out at the time (90s) and they lied about what the
report said.
For example.
The WCR said the first shot came in frames 123 (made up #) of the Zapruder film.
All the books said the WCR claimed the first shot came in frames 456 of the film.
It only got worse from there.
Really tho, I know I'm wasting my time with someone who didn't arrive at this conclusion thru reason or actual research.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 26, 2024 03:42 PM (/Td2i)

233
Were conservatives really pushing this fruitcake as some kind of acceptable candidate?

Lord have mercy. Some "conservatives" have succumbed to full-blown Oppositional Defiant Disorder and their politics is now scarcely more than blind allegiance to anyone claiming to be "anti-establishment."

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That's fine. I was never an RFK fan. Never will be. But I get why some people on the Right are hearing him out. I very much understand why Dems are enthusiastic about their anti-establishment candidate.

Call the millions of apostates from either "Party" names, and dismissively psychoanalyze them to rationalize a reason why they're the bad ones. Doesn't change a thing about the real reason this is happening.

When the shepherd keeps buggering the sheep, blame him when they stray from the fold.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 26, 2024 03:42 PM (0FoWg)

234 Handfasting? Do I want to know?
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2024 03:30 PM (RDLZ/)

=====

Looks like it's a ceremony where they tie the spouse's hands together.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 26, 2024 03:35 PM (DRSnL)


Super Glue insures a longer marriage.

The Ancient Druids invented Super Glue for this very reason.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 26, 2024 03:42 PM (nFnyb)

235 Democrats still blame Jill Stein for Hillary's loss to Trump.


absolutely that's what happened in PA!

RFK will draw from dem voters

no question - the question is how much? with the Scumbag in Power we're stuck with, you never know, it could be a lot

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 26, 2024 03:43 PM (AcWfM)

236 Democrats still blame Jill Stein for Hillary's loss to Trump.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 26, 2024 03:41 PM (GBKbO)
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Which is hilarious.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2024 03:43 PM (6bTRc)

237 Davros Kennedy Jr is a moral autocrat, just like his father was. Remember RFK did use the Justice Department to kidnap a mob boss and dump him in the middle of a South American jungle. That’s their mentality when it comes to their perceived antagonists.

Posted by: diceydeuce at March 26, 2024 03:44 PM (L13YL)

238 * Braveheart has entered the chat *
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 26, 2024 03:39 PM (24ItC)


And you can bet your last buck that watching Braveheart one f*cking time is the entire amount of research into "Druidic tradition" that anyone did for this goat rodeo of a wedding ceremony.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2024 03:44 PM (vtRd1)

239 236 Democrats still blame Jill Stein for Hillary's loss to Trump.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 26, 2024 03:41 PM (GBKbO)
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Which is hilarious.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2024 03:43 PM (6bTRc)

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Probably the greatest screwup of Trump's entire presidency was not taking up Jill Stein's lawsuit in MI after she dropped it.

Not sure how it could be done. Probably couldn't legally. But dammit...don't just let that die when she decides to withdraw it because she discovered too much.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 26, 2024 03:45 PM (GBKbO)

240 I read that as Hamfasting, which is either eating a delicious ham as a symbol of commitment or giving up fat chicks for lent.

Posted by: Ham Solo at March 26, 2024 03:45 PM (3gh+6)

241 So Trump is one of like three people in modern history who "evolved" to be more conservative after getting in high office and to retard Trump haters it's a strike against him.

Unreal.

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2024 03:45 PM (RDLZ/)

242 When the shepherd keeps buggering the sheep, blame him when they stray from the fold.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 26, 2024 03:42 PM (0FoWg)
+++++
NO! IT IS THE DUTY OF SHEEP TO REMAIN WHERE THEY ARE!

:: throws things ::

Posted by: Party Man at March 26, 2024 03:45 PM (6bTRc)

243 The Ancient Druids invented Super Glue for this very reason.
Posted by: naturalfake


But the ancient Juids invented the weather machine.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 26, 2024 03:45 PM (9yWhg)

244 Handfasting was invented by a sassy black woman.

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2024 03:46 PM (RDLZ/)

245 THERE WAS A GRASSY KNOLL IN THE AMBASSADOR HOTEL BALLROOM

Posted by: Rosey Grier at March 26, 2024 03:46 PM (wtvvX)

246 BTW, OrangeMan made billions today, so suck it NeverTrumpers.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at March 26, 2024 03:39 PM (17s+e)

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Futilure Headline: After Signing Overwhelmingly Popular Bipartisan "TikTok Ban Bill," F. Joe Mugabe Instructs DOJ to Seize Truth Social as Putin-Controlled National Security Threat. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 26, 2024 03:46 PM (O6iDg)

247 off topic, anyone mention this already: seen at yahoo news/huffpo"

Donald Trump is afraid that the American people will learn the truth about what happened on Jan. 6, 2021, according to a former White House aide.

As someone who was part of his presidential administration, Cassidy Hutchinson told MSNBC’s Jen Psaki on Monday, "I know when he starts to get nervous."

She added: "I know that Donald Trump has to be nervous, if not extremely frightened right now, because what is happening is, he is deploying his most loyal allies on Capitol Hill to try to discredit not only my testimony but the entire Jan. 6 investigation as a whole."

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 26, 2024 03:47 PM (B1FKF)

248 Democrats still blame Jill Stein for Hillary's loss to Trump.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I rate this as "very true". Lots of collateral damage, too, among the True Left ideologues like Jimmy Dore and Aaron Mate, too.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 26, 2024 03:47 PM (JCZqz)

249 Libertarians take 2 - 3% from us pretty much every election. They’re just used to it now.

Ross Perot put Clinton in the White House twice

Pat Buchanan cost Bush several states in 2000

Posted by: Benchmark at March 26, 2024 03:47 PM (uQkNm)

250 This just in: RFK Jr. is a nut.

Carry on.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2024 03:47 PM (fSRlj)

251 Looks like it's a ceremony where they tie the spouse's hands together.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 26, 2024 03:35 PM (DRSnL)

Super Glue insures a longer marriage.

The Ancient Druids invented Super Glue for this very reason.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 26, 2024 03:42 PM (nFnyb)

Also Flex Tape!

Posted by: Phil Swift at March 26, 2024 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

252 247 As someone who was part of his presidential administration, Cassidy Hutchinson told MSNBC’s Jen Psaki on Monday, "I know when he starts to get nervous."

She added: "I know that Donald Trump has to be nervous, if not extremely frightened right now, because what is happening is, he is deploying his most loyal allies on Capitol Hill to try to discredit not only my testimony but the entire Jan. 6 investigation as a whole."
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 26, 2024 03:47 PM (B1FKF)

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So, this chick hasn't been in the same room with Trump in at least 3 years, and she knows his thinking?

Sure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 26, 2024 03:48 PM (GBKbO)

253 236 Democrats still blame Jill Stein for Hillary's loss to Trump.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 26, 2024 03:41 PM (GBKbO)
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Which is hilarious.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2024 03:43 PM (6bTRc)
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In WI, the Dem's made sure she didn't get on the ballot in 2020. Election commission got her kicked off on some BS technicality.

It worked.

Posted by: WisRich at March 26, 2024 03:48 PM (G0vdT)

254
She added: "I know that Donald Trump has to be nervous, if not extremely frightened right now, because what is happening is, he is deploying his most loyal allies on Capitol Hill to try to discredit not only my testimony but the entire Jan. 6 investigation as a whole."
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 26, 2024 03:47 PM (B1FKF)

Nice try Cassidy... You are a proven liar... Perhaps you should be the nervous one.

Posted by: It's me donna at March 26, 2024 03:48 PM (Akjoo)

255 re mannix girl cited at 220: russian electric outlet in the background. you see pics like that at facebook groups that are supposed to be women looking for husbands

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 26, 2024 03:48 PM (B1FKF)

256 Has any story about what Trump allegedly said or thought secondhand ever turned out to be true?

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2024 03:48 PM (RDLZ/)

257 She added: "I know that Donald Trump has to be nervous, if not extremely frightened right now, because what is happening is, he is deploying his most loyal allies on Capitol Hill to try to discredit not only my testimony but the entire Jan. 6 investigation as a whole."
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 26, 2024 03:47 PM (B1FKF)
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LOL

"I'm super-duper credible, so trust me" doesn't fly. Not anymore. Not for anyone. If you want me to take this assertion seriously, you'd best bring unimpeachable evidence.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2024 03:48 PM (6bTRc)

258 How did this lawyer come by so much cash that she can just throw around $4 million campaign contributions?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2024 03:48 PM (fSRlj)

259 249 Libertarians take 2 - 3% from us pretty much every election. They’re just used to it now.

Ross Perot put Clinton in the White House twice

Pat Buchanan cost Bush several states in 2000
Posted by: Benchmark at March 26, 2024 03:47 PM (uQkNm)

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Detroit saying there are 1000 ballots in boxes with only 10 take elections from Republicans probably more frequently.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 26, 2024 03:48 PM (GBKbO)

260 Shanahan and her new husband now reside in a circle of standing stones that has deep meaning in Druidic tradition and lets them now when it's the Summer Solstice without any need for a calendar.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2024 03:48 PM (vtRd1)

261 Handfasting was invented by a sassy black woman.

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2024 03:46 PM (RDLZ/)

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"Gemini, please depict an image of a white Druid."

"I'm afraid I can't do that, Shain ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 26, 2024 03:49 PM (O6iDg)

262 mannix girl cited at 220: russian electric outlet in the background. you see pics like that at facebook groups that are supposed to be women looking for husbands
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 26, 2024 03:48 PM (B1FKF)
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Huh. Could be non-Russian. Most of Europe uses that connector.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2024 03:49 PM (6bTRc)

263 She added: "I know that Donald Trump has to be nervous, if not extremely frightened right now, because what is happening is, he is deploying his most loyal allies on Capitol Hill to try to discredit not only my testimony but the entire Jan. 6 investigation as a whole."


SOMEBODY needs attention! poor Ms Cornbread

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 26, 2024 03:49 PM (AcWfM)

264 How did this lawyer come by so much cash that she can just throw around $4 million campaign contributions?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2024 03:48 PM (fSRlj)


You want the Musk answer or the Brin answer?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2024 03:49 PM (vtRd1)

265 It's unfortunate that physical attractiveness is so important in politics, but Nicole Shanahan has Mannix-girl potential!

https://tinyurl.com/27yjd3aw

Posted by: The Spanish Windlass is my favorite at March 26, 2024 03:35 PM (JCZqz)

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Someone should tell that guy that his balls are showing.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 26, 2024 03:49 PM (DRSnL)

266 192 This leggy blonde was never fond of RKF, Jr. and is utterly unsurprised that he picked a deep-pocketed communist as his running mate:
http://tiny.cc/c3mkxz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2024 03:35 PM (6bTRc)

Lovely set of pins.

Posted by: Rosey Grier at March 26, 2024 03:49 PM (wtvvX)

267 A dumb, obscure pick if he cared about being competitive. As it is, he will still hurt Biden.

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 26, 2024 03:49 PM (uF1rm)

268 So, this chick hasn't been in the same room with Trump in at least 3 years, and she knows his thinking?

Sure.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 26, 2024 03:48 PM (GBKbO)

She rode in a car with him for five minutes. That makes her qualified to know his deepest, most intimate thoughts.

Posted by: Robert at March 26, 2024 03:49 PM (64U43)

269 255 re mannix girl cited at 220: russian electric outlet in the background. you see pics like that at facebook groups that are supposed to be women looking for husbands
Posted by: gnats local 678

I offer myself as tribute!!!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 26, 2024 03:49 PM (JCZqz)

270 So my question is, when the attack comes to US soil and one of our concert halls is shot up,

- Will we have men who are man enough to cut off ears and make them eat it?

- Will the US IC even be willing to tell us where the van is?

Posted by: PFC Obvious at March 26, 2024 03:49 PM (luiuj)

271 Detroit saying there are 1000 ballots in boxes with only 10 take elections from Republicans probably more frequently.


not to mention the other major cities that do the same thing

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 26, 2024 03:50 PM (AcWfM)

272 Kennedy is expected to formally introduce Shanahan as his running mate during an event scheduled for Tuesday in Oakland, Calif., Shanahan's hometown.
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Assuming they survive their time in Oakland. I wouldn't put any money on it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2024 03:50 PM (fSRlj)

273 Sirhan Sirhan was a CIA MK-Ultra op.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at March 26, 2024 03:50 PM (PWI4f)

274 247 off topic, anyone mention this already: seen at yahoo news/huffpo"

She added: "I know that Donald Trump has to be nervous, if not extremely frightened right now, because what is happening is, he is deploying his most loyal allies on Capitol Hill to try to discredit not only my testimony but the entire Jan. 6 investigation as a whole."
Posted by: gnats local 678

Talking points for the Carpenters Local, darling.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at March 26, 2024 03:50 PM (GshMh)

275
Prince Harry named in 30M$ sex trafficking suit against Diddy

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Harry! We got our names in the paper! It's in an article about a 30 million dollar megadeal!

Posted by: Meghan Mensa-Markle at March 26, 2024 03:50 PM (ienUH)

276 lets them now when it's the Summer Solstice without any need for a calendar.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2024 03:48 PM (vtRd1)

And this is useful how?

I know when I have to take a piss without a calendar too. Who gives a fuck?

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2024 03:50 PM (RDLZ/)

277 Didn't they dog pile Sirhan in the kitchen a second after the shots?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2024 03:41 PM (IB/6k)

Yep...

Rosie Grier and Ray Milland

Posted by: browndog lives in black and white at March 26, 2024 03:50 PM (TTAGa)

278 271 Detroit saying there are 1000 ballots in boxes with only 10 take elections from Republicans probably more frequently.


not to mention the other major cities that do the same thing
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 26, 2024 03:50 PM (AcWfM)

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We just need to accept that they do it, do nothing to stop it, let it metastasize for decades, and valiantly fight it honestly by trying to up our vote totals, especially when Secretaries of State outright break the laws on voting and just send out mail in ballots to every address...five times.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 26, 2024 03:51 PM (GBKbO)

279 One thing that is very difficult to come by in modern times is a calendar.

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2024 03:51 PM (RDLZ/)

280 We just need to accept that they do it, do nothing to stop it, let it metastasize for decades, and valiantly fight it honestly by trying to up our vote totals, especially when Secretaries of State outright break the laws on voting and just send out mail in ballots to every address...five times.


oh so you have a better plan, smart guy?!?!

/sarc

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 26, 2024 03:52 PM (AcWfM)

281 It's unfortunate that physical attractiveness is so important in politics, but Nicole Shanahan has Mannix-girl potential!
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Explain Henry Waxman and Rosa de Lauro.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2024 03:52 PM (fSRlj)

282 Someone should tell that guy that his balls are showing.
Posted by: Jordan61

They're lady balls, and they're beautiful! And if you hesitate at the thought of them bouncing off your chin, you're the istaphobe!!!

Posted by: LGBTQIA2S+ Mafia at March 26, 2024 03:52 PM (JCZqz)

283 Massive Container Ship Smashes Into Baltimore's Francis Scott Key Bridge, Utterly Destroying It. Many feared drowned.

Mr. Beelzebub, Hold My Beer.

Posted by: THE GHOST OF TEDDY KENNEDY at March 26, 2024 03:53 PM (DGlaL)

284 280 oh so you have a better plan, smart guy?!?!

/sarc
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 26, 2024 03:52 PM (AcWfM)

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I would say arm the populace, but the populace is armed and just accepts it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 26, 2024 03:53 PM (GBKbO)

285 I think there was some talk about him picking Aaron Rodgers or Mike Rowe as VP.

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 26, 2024 03:53 PM (uF1rm)

286 > Cassidy Hutchinson told MSNBC’s Jen Psaki on Monday, "I know when he starts to get nervous."
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Huh.... she gets better press than Ronna.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 26, 2024 03:53 PM (Q4IgG)

287 One thing that is very difficult to come by in modern times is a calendar.
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2024 03:51 PM (RDLZ/)
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That's why it's important to keep your local stone henge up to date!

Posted by: Local Druid Circle at March 26, 2024 03:53 PM (7fElN)

288 274.

Cincinnati dot com: August 2023: "Feds: Carpenters union gets $183M of stimulus to restore cut pensions"

Do you close your eyes so you don't see the suffering in your community 'cause they're not as blessed as you?

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at March 26, 2024 03:53 PM (GshMh)

289 Explain Henry Waxman



He got tired of playing his organ in the sewer under the Paris Opera House.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 26, 2024 03:54 PM (9yWhg)

290 The RFK Jr support is coming from the Self-Styled Populists.

These people are only moderately more tolerable than the average Libertarian.

Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2024 03:54 PM (wgA3C)

291 You want the Musk answer or the Brin answer?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2024 03:49 PM (vtRd1)
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She must give incredible head. Kamala Harris you have comp-e-tition! /Cosell

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2024 03:54 PM (fSRlj)

292 Then how did Trump win Michigan in 2016?

I don’t really understand the point of not caring about anything else but alleged voter fraud.

I also think it hurts Republicans to constantly obsess over it because it makes a lot of people just not even turn out and vote

If the message is, it’s all rigged, what’s the point of participating?

Posted by: Benchmark at March 26, 2024 03:54 PM (uQkNm)

293 First of all I read the WCR, and saw no lies.I read the 5 major conspiracy books ones out at the time (90s) and they lied about what the
report said.
For example.
The WCR said the first shot came in frames 123 (made up #) of the Zapruder film.
All the books said the WCR claimed the first shot came in frames 456 of the film.
It only got worse from there.


There is so much false information about the assassination from the conspiracy side, it's hilarious. For me, the biggest one is how they all claim the shots were some sort of feat of impossible marksmanship. LOL.

Oswald was on the sixth floor, about 100 yards away. He had a steep downward angle and the car was only going about 11 mph. Oswald fired three shots, one hit JFK's upper back and one shattered his pumpkin head. Even with a substandard rifle and a substandard scope, this was a mediocre showing of marksmanship that any random person with a couple of weeks of training could do.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2024 03:54 PM (Odg76)

294 Rosie Grier and Ray Milland
Posted by: browndog lives in black and white at March 26, 2024 03:50 PM (TTAGa)

Honey, I was wondering, um... do you have two of anything else?

Posted by: Lila at March 26, 2024 03:54 PM (9KyZG)

295 >>> 252 247 As someone who was part of his presidential administration, Cassidy Hutchinson told MSNBC's Jen Psaki on Monday, "I know when he starts to get nervous."

She added: "I know that Donald Trump has to be nervous, if not extremely frightened right now, because what is happening is, he is deploying his most loyal allies on Capitol Hill to try to discredit not only my testimony but the entire Jan. 6 investigation as a whole."
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 26, 2024 03:47 PM (B1FKF)

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So, this chick hasn't been in the same room with Trump in at least 3 years, and she knows his thinking?

Sure.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 26, 2024 03:48 PM (GBKbO)

Sounds like Madison 'attention whore' Cornbread wants some of that girlboss action. Why is Pisshockey helping her?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 26, 2024 03:54 PM (llON8)

296 >>Cincinnati dot com: August 2023: "Feds: Carpenters union gets $183M of stimulus to restore cut pensions


All Unions are Evil.

Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2024 03:55 PM (wgA3C)

297 I would say arm the populace, but the populace is armed and just accepts it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Not all of us are, h8ter!
-- Michelle Fields

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 26, 2024 03:55 PM (9yWhg)

298 In my AO RFK Jr is very clearly siphoning off *Democrat* voters from Biden. Not GOP voters from Trump.

Posted by: somedood at March 26, 2024 03:55 PM (OinN3)

299 That's why it's important to keep your local stone henge up to date!
Posted by: Local Druid Circle at March 26, 2024 03:53 PM (7fElN)
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And don't get us started on daylight saving time! /Druids

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2024 03:55 PM (fSRlj)

300 281 It's unfortunate that physical attractiveness is so important in politics, but Nicole Shanahan has Mannix-girl potential!
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Explain Henry Waxman and Rosa de Lauro.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

I didn't say EVERY politician was attractive, but it does help. I'd counter with the examples of JFK and Justin Trudeau.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 26, 2024 03:55 PM (JCZqz)

301 russian outlet tester:

https://tinyurl.com/5eeeftv8

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 26, 2024 03:56 PM (B1FKF)

302 292
I also think it hurts Republicans to constantly obsess over it because it makes a lot of people just not even turn out and vote

If the message is, it’s all rigged, what’s the point of participating?

Posted by: Benchmark at March 26, 2024 03:54 PM (uQkNm)

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Jill Stein's lawsuit showed that they did it. They just didn't do it enough.

The Secretaries of State in 2020 fixed that, though. They made election fraud extremely easy by sending out hundreds of thousands of ballots per state to cure and harvest.

What has happened in MI to make it better? After the example of AZ in 2022, where a federal court ruled that the AZ's SoS office use of signature verification was so bad that it broke state law, a ruling that left Hobbs as governor, what incentive do Democrats have to follow the law in 2024?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 26, 2024 03:56 PM (GBKbO)

303 >>Oswald was on the sixth floor, about 100 yards away. He had a steep downward angle and the car was only going about 11 mph. Oswald fired three shots, one hit JFK's upper back and one shattered his pumpkin head. Even with a substandard rifle and a substandard scope, this was a mediocre showing of marksmanship that any random person with a couple of weeks of training could do.


The amazing bit of marksmanship was him being able to shoot Kennedy in the throat from 6 stories up and behind him.

Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2024 03:56 PM (wgA3C)

304 ven with a substandard rifle and a substandard scope, this was a mediocre showing of marksmanship that any random person with a couple of weeks of training could do.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2024 03:54 PM (Odg76)
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Let alone a former Marine who qualified as a marksman.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2024 03:57 PM (fSRlj)

305 Sounds like the most important thing she brings to his campaign is a nice fat wallet.



That and a purported vagina.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at March 26, 2024 03:57 PM (TIizU)

306 >>It's unfortunate that physical attractiveness is so important in politics, but Nicole Shanahan has Mannix-girl potential!


RFK Jr is a 'Recovering' Sex (and Heroin) addict.

We know how she got the position.

Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2024 03:57 PM (wgA3C)

307 I didn't say EVERY politician was attractive, but it does help. I'd counter with the examples of JFK and Justin Trudeau.
Posted by: Moron Analyst


Supposedly, that's why Warren G. Harding got elected by the new female vote.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 26, 2024 03:57 PM (9yWhg)

308 Hush money judge just slapped a gag order on Trump.


Posted by: WisRich at March 26, 2024 03:57 PM (G0vdT)

309
The amazing bit of marksmanship was him being able to shoot Kennedy in the throat from 6 stories up and behind him.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2024 03:56 PM (wgA3C)

JFK to me was definitely CIA

Posted by: It's me donna at March 26, 2024 03:57 PM (Akjoo)

310 >>JFK to me was definitely CIA

He wasn't shot by Oswald.

That much is more than obvious.

Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2024 03:58 PM (wgA3C)

311 RFK Jr is a 'Recovering' Sex (and Heroin) addict.

We know how she got the position.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2024 03:57 PM (wgA3C)



Gotta say it, RFK, she's a big step down from Marilyn Monroe, wallet or no wallet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2024 03:59 PM (vtRd1)

312 RFK Jr is a 'Recovering' Sex (and Heroin) addict.
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Perfect Presidential material.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2024 03:59 PM (fSRlj)

313
298 In my AO RFK Jr is very clearly siphoning off *Democrat* voters from Biden. Not GOP voters from Trump.
Posted by: somedood at March 26, 2024 03:55 PM (OinN3)

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And that's why he's not getting any Secret Service agents assigned to him.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 26, 2024 03:59 PM (ienUH)

314 > The amazing bit of marksmanship was him being able to shoot Kennedy in the throat from 6 stories up and behind him.

That bullet entered JFK's upper back near the beginning of his neck and came out his throat. It's completely plausible.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2024 03:59 PM (Odg76)

315 I got lucky. I was at point-blank range with my dude in a stopped car.

Posted by: Gavrilo Princip at March 26, 2024 03:59 PM (9yWhg)

316 ...It's unfortunate that physical attractiveness is so important in politics, but Nicole Shanahan has Mannix-girl potential!


She looks like Denise Richards ... if her face had melted.

Posted by: browndog says woof at March 26, 2024 03:59 PM (TTAGa)

317 >This leggy blonde was never fond of...


see, the problem I have with her is-

are those thigh-highs or pantyhose

Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2024 04:00 PM (oCjPU)

318 Will we have men who are man enough to cut off ears and make them eat it?

The Russians are making them eat their own ears? I hope their own fingernails were the hors d'oeuvres.

Posted by: Chuck C at March 26, 2024 04:00 PM (yOPBE)

319 Supposedly, that's why Warren G. Harding got elected by the new female vote.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 26, 2024 03:57 PM (9yWhg)
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Yay 19th Amendment!

We're lucky JFK Jr. was stupid enough to crash into the drink, or the broads would've elected him President too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2024 04:00 PM (fSRlj)

320 Nothing would help Trump more than a gag order that he decides to abide by

He really would do well to just run his campaign out of a basement like Biden did in 2020

Posted by: Benchmark at March 26, 2024 04:00 PM (uQkNm)

321
Oswald was on the sixth floor, about 100 yards away. He had a steep downward angle and the car was only going about 11 mph. Oswald fired three shots, one hit JFK's upper back and one shattered his pumpkin head. Even with a substandard rifle and a substandard scope, this was a mediocre showing of marksmanship that any random person with a couple of weeks of training could do.
Posted by: bonhomme

Thank you.
LHO also had shimmed the scope so that shots went up and to the right.
In other words instead of having to lead the target so much, he only had to place the cross hairs on the target.
Forensics also proves the shot to the head came from behind and not the front.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 26, 2024 04:00 PM (/Td2i)

322 309
The amazing bit of marksmanship was him being able to shoot Kennedy in the throat from 6 stories up and behind him.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2024 03:56 PM (wgA3C)

JFK to me was definitely CIA

Posted by: It's me donna at March 26, 2024 03:57 PM (Akjoo)

++++

I have also come to this irrefutable conclusion.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 26, 2024 04:00 PM (F6UFz)

323 Lord have mercy. Some "conservatives" have succumbed to full-blown Oppositional Defiant Disorder and their politics is now scarcely more than blind allegiance to anyone claiming to be "anti-establishment."
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Told ya. Now let's get these people to once again see Bill Maher as he really is.

The bright side is that I do know some lefties who will vote for this ticket.

And of course Kennedy-Shanahan will appeal to Irish Americans. (That's a joke, son.)

Posted by: Eeyore at March 26, 2024 04:00 PM (1bNHn)

324 That's why it's important to keep your local stone henge up to date!
Posted by: Local Druid Circle at March 26, 2024 03:53 PM (7fElN)
________________

And don't get us started on daylight saving time! /Druids
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2024 03:55 PM (fSRlj)
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Eh...We've got an app for that...

Posted by: Local Druid Circle at March 26, 2024 04:01 PM (7fElN)

325 >>That bullet entered JFK's upper back near the beginning of his neck and came out his throat. It's completely plausible.


Unfortunately, the original Doctors at Parkland identified the throat wound as an entrance wound and Gerald Ford himself admits to falsifying the report you just alluded to.

"For the Good of the Nation"

Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2024 04:01 PM (wgA3C)

326
CBS, LOCAL NEWS, March 9, 2024
Pittsburgh-area carpenter invited to State of the Union address as guest of First Lady Jill Biden
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Carpenters & Joiners Union Profile: Summary • OpenSecrets

OpenSecrets › orgs › summary
Carpenters & Joiners Union organization profile. Contributions in the 2024 cycle: $19415818. Lobbying in 2024: $680000. Outside Spending in the 2024 cycle: ...

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at March 26, 2024 04:01 PM (GshMh)

327 >>> 292 Then how did Trump win Michigan in 2016?

I don’t really understand the point of not caring about anything else but alleged voter fraud.

I also think it hurts Republicans to constantly obsess over it because it makes a lot of people just not even turn out and vote

If the message is, it's all rigged, what's the point of participating?

Posted by: Benchmark at March 26, 2024 03:54 PM (uQkNm)

Trump 2016 is generally assumed to be the result of overconfidence of the Hilzebub team.

If you don't think you can fix things by voting, do you just quit? How did the Soviet Union fall - did they vote Stalin out of office? For that matter, do you understand the term 'Romanian Christmas'?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 26, 2024 04:01 PM (llON8)

328 Off, sock.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 26, 2024 04:02 PM (9yWhg)

329 Kennedy is expected to formally introduce Shanahan as his running mate during an event scheduled for Tuesday in Oakland, Calif., Shanahan's hometown.

The announcement will take place according to the Ancient Druidic Tradition for the Announcement of Running Mates.

RFK Jr and Shanahan will have their hands tied together with a mallard duck's penis.

Then after shouting "Excelsior!" they shall have five buckets of sheep entrails dumped on the both of them.

They will spin around in a circle until all of the entrails have flown off them and onto the onlookers.

After which, a licensed Druidic auger will read the splattered onto looker's to forecast the future success or failure awaiting this partnership.

Afterwards, everyone is invited for tea and cakes.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 26, 2024 04:02 PM (nFnyb)

330 Forensics also proves the shot to the head came from behind and not the front.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 26, 2024 04:00 PM (/Td2i)


How many U.S. intel officials signed off on this conclusion? There has to be at least 51 for it to be valid.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2024 04:03 PM (vtRd1)

331 Eh...We've got an app for that...
Posted by: Local Druid Circle at March 26, 2024 04:01 PM (7fElN)
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Does it involve getting a couple dozen Druids grunting and straining to move some of the stones at Stonehenge?

And six months later, to move them back?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2024 04:03 PM (fSRlj)

332 had to look: some pics of this nicole shanahan she looks ok others not so much

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 26, 2024 04:03 PM (B1FKF)

333 Failing institutions, lack of credible media - this will not be our last dalliance with ODD. Nothing can be believed any longer, and none of us have the time, energy and/or money to investigate every goddam thing that comes across the wires.

Ace, that's where you come in

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at March 26, 2024 04:03 PM (5C4od)

334 >>The announcement will take place according to the Ancient Druidic Tradition for the Announcement of Running Mates.

RFK Jr and Shanahan will have their hands tied together with a mallard duck's penis.

Then after shouting "Excelsior!" they shall have five buckets of sheep entrails dumped on the both of them.

They will spin around in a circle until all of the entrails have flown off them and onto the onlookers.

>>After which, a licensed Druidic auger will read the splattered onto looker's to forecast the future success or failure awaiting this partnership.



As is the Tradition.

Posted by: Canadian Announcer at March 26, 2024 04:04 PM (wgA3C)

335 RFK Jr is a 'Recovering' Sex (and Heroin) addict.
_____________

Perfect Presidential material.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2024 03:59 PM (fSRlj)
........

Maybe Joe could adopt him to replace Beau.

Posted by: wth at March 26, 2024 04:04 PM (v0R5T)

336 NOOD P. Diddy

Posted by: It's me donna at March 26, 2024 04:04 PM (Akjoo)

337 Nood P. Diddy.

Posted by: Robert at March 26, 2024 04:04 PM (UHsTY)

338 Wasn’t Oswald a marine sharpshooter?

I just don’t buy that the shot he made was really all that difficult. Forensics can say anything you want it to. Ask George Floyd for the official cause of death.

Posted by: Benchmark at March 26, 2024 04:06 PM (uQkNm)

339 You people are actually saying the Gov told the truth in 63. Step away from the keyboard.

Oh, they just started lying, ok then. Carry on.

Posted by: DOYLE at March 26, 2024 04:11 PM (Z8Yh2)

340 Wasn’t Oswald a marine sharpshooter?

I just don’t buy that the shot he made was really all that difficult. Forensics can say anything you want it to. Ask George Floyd for the official cause of death.
Posted by: Benchmark


If the best of the best can't duplicate it, you have a problem.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2024 04:12 PM (IB/6k)

341
Unfortunately, the original Doctors at Parkland identified the throat wound as an entrance wound and Gerald Ford himself admits to falsifying the report you just alluded to.

"For the Good of the Nation"
Posted by: garrett

Ummm no, that isn't entirely accurate.
It is typical for those who believe in the conspiracy tho.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 26, 2024 04:12 PM (/Td2i)

342 Nicole SHANAHAN doesn't seem very Irish.

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at March 26, 2024 04:12 PM (iNp3L)

343 You people are actually saying the Gov told the truth in 63. Step away from the keyboard.

Oh, they just started lying, ok then. Carry on.

Posted by: DOYLE

You need to put down the bong.
What was claimed in the report has been proven.
That is why it's believable.
Period.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 26, 2024 04:15 PM (/Td2i)

344 >>>Lord have mercy.

I mean, seriously.

Posted by: m at March 26, 2024 04:16 PM (o3SCB)

345 Wasn’t Oswald a marine sharpshooter?

I just don’t buy that the shot he made was really all that difficult. Forensics can say anything you want it to. Ask George Floyd for the official cause of death.
Posted by: Benchmark


If the best of the best can't duplicate it, you have a problem.
Posted by: rickb223

No he wasn't a sharpshooter.
It has been duplicated and bested.
And no, forensics cannot be made to say whatever you want.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 26, 2024 04:16 PM (/Td2i)

346 Oswald was aiming for Connelly, who had denied -- what was it? Oswald's travel to the USSR. Hitting JFK was an oopsie.

That's my favorite pet theory and I keep it on a short leash.

Nood Puff Daddy
https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=408967

Posted by: mindful webworker - up & to the left? at March 26, 2024 04:20 PM (+qxBh)

347 He wants so called Climate Crinimal's to be treated like War Crinimal's

Posted by: Tamma the Drongo Bird at March 26, 2024 05:45 PM (wGqjj)

348 The way Clay Travis and Buck Sexton talk, RFKJr's candidacy seals a victory for the former VP.

Never mind that RFKJr wants to imprison people who disagree with him on climate warming or global change or whatever the thing will be called tomorrow for marketing purposes. Never mind that RFKJr rejects 2A outright.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 26, 2024 06:13 PM (8sMut)

349 Sirhan didn't murder his dad. Sorry, he just didn't. People cling to that like they cling to the idea that our media is objective, and don't want people working for them who are biased.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 26, 2024 03:14 PM (dGCAG)

BurtTC: "Sirhan didn't murder RFK."

"Got any proof? This would be great for historians, history in general, law enforcement..."

BurtTC: "Sorry, he just didn't."

Forgive me but I need a teensy bit more than that.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 26, 2024 06:20 PM (8sMut)

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