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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 25, 2024 07:32 PM (2yu8s)
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Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at March 25, 2024 07:34 PM (OOAAJ)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 25, 2024 07:34 PM (2yu8s)
Love the goats!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 25, 2024 07:36 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 25, 2024 07:37 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Ciampino - Liftoff soonisher at March 25, 2024 07:37 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Pete Pooterjuice at March 25, 2024 07:37 PM (woPEM)
There are plenty of flying-and-swimming drones out there.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at March 25, 2024 07:37 PM (T3es0)
There are plenty of flying-and-swimming drones out there.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office
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But cool vid.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at March 25, 2024 07:38 PM (T3es0)
Posted by: DaveA at March 25, 2024 07:39 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 25, 2024 07:41 PM (NpAcC)
Bought another starving colt for $37.00 and I was in fear of losing my money. I didn't. I actually made a bunch of money on him.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2024 07:41 PM (NDrhZ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq4OtRsdXls
Posted by: meh at March 25, 2024 07:41 PM (dfz97)
Posted by: 496 at March 25, 2024 07:42 PM (N4rDq)
Posted by: JT at March 25, 2024 07:42 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2024 07:42 PM (fwDg9)
What is going on with the horse in the "Things Humans Were Not Meant To See?"
Posted by: 496
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I know, right? Looked like Gollum.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at March 25, 2024 07:42 PM (T3es0)
I just saw Oklahoma is activating the National Guard for the April 8th eclipse event.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 25, 2024 07:42 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2024 07:41 PM (NDrhZ)
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I can't bear to watch the rescue videos, even though they have happy endings.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at March 25, 2024 07:43 PM (T3es0)
Trump Announces He Will Pay Entire Bond Using Bags Of Nickels
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The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee 2h
Letitia James Prosecuted For Grossly Overvaluing Trump's Fine
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Not the Bee @Not_the_Bee 3h
Donald Trump was asked how he plans to pay his reduced bond and gave us what may be the best Trump moment ever
notthebee.com/ta358
Donald Trump was asked how he plans to pay his reduced bond and gave us what may be the best Trump...
Trump shocked reporters today hounding him about his now reduced payment ordered by the court. Now he's only required to pay a mere $175 million in the next 10 days.
Greg Price @greg_price11
Reporter: "What's your collateral on the bond?"
Trump: "Cash"
Reporter: "Ooooooo"
https://tinyurl.com/2pbj9khu
6 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 25, 2024 07:45 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2024 07:45 PM (X9NGp)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 25, 2024 07:45 PM (pqOO2)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2024 07:42 PM (fwDg9)
Concur. Assholes like that need to be hurt bad.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 25, 2024 07:46 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: fd at March 25, 2024 07:46 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 25, 2024 07:48 PM (5Vdzv)
Posted by: Forest at March 25, 2024 07:51 PM (ENQN6)
Posted by: birdog at March 25, 2024 07:51 PM (+Fkyb)
My long summary was to ask divers here whether they have heard of diver’s panic where the diver rips off their equipment in attempt to get to the surface as fast as they can? That was his main expert defense .
Posted by: polynikes at March 25, 2024 07:51 PM (MNhXM)
I just saw Oklahoma is activating the National Guard for the April 8th eclipse event.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
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A friend who lives in the path said the City Council & Sheriff sent out notice to residents telling them to get every thing they need (cash, food, water, whatever) now.
Expecting the population to quintuple for the event.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2024 07:51 PM (X9NGp)
Posted by: The Sharks at March 25, 2024 07:52 PM (oKqOa)
To a Japanese grade school, apparently.
Because they have randoseru-style backpacks.
Posted by: mikeski at March 25, 2024 07:54 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 25, 2024 07:55 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2024 07:55 PM (NDrhZ)
Expecting the population to quintuple for the event.
Posted by: Braenyard
Oh yuck. Damn tourists!
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 25, 2024 07:55 PM (oKqOa)
Posted by: polynikes"
That's a good way to get the bends. Your PFD will get you to the surface faster though.
Posted by: fd at March 25, 2024 07:56 PM (vFG9F)
Hilarious. The cat / dog combos are the best.
Posted by: polynikes at March 25, 2024 07:56 PM (MNhXM)
At first blush, I thought all this was ridiculous. But then, thinking about. You've got rural areas that are going to have a YUGE influx of people coming in. Population is going to increase many times.
And all those people will have medical emergencies, traffic accidents, not to mention eating, buying gas, etc, etc. It can overwhelm local EMS and all that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 25, 2024 07:57 PM (w6EFb)
Know what a pod of killer whales call them?
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 25, 2024 07:57 PM (ENQN6)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2024 07:58 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: fd at March 25, 2024 07:56 PM (vFG9
Yes and that was part of his defense that as a scuba instructor he and other instructors have been in those situations where they had to assist people in panic so they wouldn’t surface too fast.
Posted by: polynikes at March 25, 2024 07:59 PM (MNhXM)
Then I was reading about very stupid behavior by drivers during these eclipses. Idiots will just stop in the middle of the road to get out and look.
And not paying attention, with heavier traffic, wrecks happen.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 25, 2024 07:59 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 25, 2024 08:00 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 25, 2024 07:57 PM (ENQN6)
Snacks?
Posted by: Pod of Killer Whales at March 25, 2024 08:00 PM (PiwSw)
You cannot overhype seeing a total solar eclipse. Shadow passed over here during the 2017 one, and it was indeed awesome to behold
You can see the Sun's corona, stars and planets not visible in the daytime. Not to mention the "light tricks" that play. Temp in the shadow drops an average of about 10F, can be as high as 28F depending on conditions.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 25, 2024 08:02 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Eromero at March 25, 2024 08:02 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 25, 2024 08:02 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: fd at March 25, 2024 08:02 PM (vFG9F)
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Late for dinner??
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 25, 2024 08:00 PM (2yu8s)
47 Know what a pod of killer whales call them?
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 25, 2024 07:57 PM (ENQN6)
Snacks?
Posted by: Pod of Killer Whales at March 25, 2024 08:00 PM (PiwSw)
Judges would have accepted Hors d'Oeuvre.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 25, 2024 08:02 PM (ENQN6)
Posted by: fd at March 25, 2024 07:46 PM (vFG9F)
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I always thought they traveled in stench ..... just saying.
Posted by: Ciampino -Love the 1st stage landing at March 25, 2024 08:03 PM (qfLjt)
Know what a pod of killer whales call them?
Posted by: rhennigantx
A buffet of penguins.
Posted by: an orca at March 25, 2024 08:04 PM (DgGvY)
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That can't be.
a] CO2 controls temperatures; and
b] temperature changes of 14F degrees in either direction would kill everyone on Earth!!!
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 25, 2024 08:04 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Don Black at March 25, 2024 08:05 PM (oCjPU)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 25, 2024 08:05 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: fd at March 25, 2024 08:06 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 25, 2024 08:06 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: an orca at March 25, 2024 08:06 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 25, 2024 08:06 PM (ENQN6)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 25, 2024 08:06 PM (PiwSw)
Life's like a box of chocolates.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2024 08:06 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2024 08:07 PM (fwDg9)
My cousin, the retired meteorologist was interested in the "weather" effects during the 2017 eclipse here. He measured things, and we did get about 10F drop.
He observed something interesting with the clouds, too, but I forget. Anyway, during the heat of the day, you've solar heating going. Eclipse happens, and you get this tiny little band of cooling moving across the surface. The atmosphere responds to that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 25, 2024 08:07 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2024 08:06 PM (LkLld)
To be a fly on the wall in Letitia James's office...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 25, 2024 08:08 PM (PiwSw)
You can see the Sun's corona, stars and planets not visible in the daytime. Not to mention the "light tricks" that play. Temp in the shadow drops an average of about 10F, can be as high as 28F depending on conditions.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 25, 2024 08:02 PM (w6EFb)
Being in the path here in WNY, the media sure is trying hard...
It's gonna be a circus!
Posted by: browndog's sitting this one out at March 25, 2024 08:08 PM (TTAGa)
For a while now we haven't had a report on whose been on The Café .... someone is slacking?
Posted by: Carl Wheezer of Llama fame at March 25, 2024 08:09 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: runner at March 25, 2024 08:09 PM (V13WU)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq4OtRsdXls
Posted by: meh at March 25, 2024 07:41 PM (dfz97)
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Karens aren't shaped like that. Either Lizzo or someone on the Bataan Death March.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 25, 2024 08:09 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: polynikes
Very, highly, likely, probably many divers enjoy the quiet and serenity of the sea, but … with technology these days, you might be able to mic each diver, then periodically the dive master could take roll call. Would prevent this kind of thing or leaving some divers behind. At least by accident.
Posted by: Adriane the Helpful Critic . . . at March 25, 2024 08:10 PM (4Winp)
My cousin, the retired meteorologist was interested in the "weather" effects during the 2017 eclipse here. He measured things, and we did get about 10F drop.
He observed something interesting with the clouds, too, but I forget. Anyway, during the heat of the day, you've solar heating going. Eclipse happens, and you get this tiny little band of cooling moving across the surface. The atmosphere responds to that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 25, 2024 08:07 PM (w6EFb)
I opened the door on my chicken coop and they ended up Tysons. The fucking froze.
Convection
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 25, 2024 08:10 PM (ENQN6)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 25, 2024 08:10 PM (V8he0)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 25, 2024 08:11 PM (YRsIm)
Posted by: polynikes
What happened to the buddy system? One goes up the other one goes up.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 25, 2024 08:12 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Don Black at March 25, 2024 08:12 PM (oCjPU)
Posted by: Eromero at March 25, 2024 08:12 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
A friend who lives in the path said the City Council & Sheriff sent out notice to residents telling them to get every thing they need (cash, food, water, whatever) now.
Expecting the population to quintuple for the event.
Posted by: Braenyard
If Trump were responsible for the activation, all the media stories would be about how stupid it was to try to fight the Moon with ground-based military forces.
Posted by: mikeski at March 25, 2024 08:13 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: JT at March 25, 2024 08:13 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Beartooth at March 25, 2024 08:13 PM (/k2ZC)
California food chains laying off workers ahead of new minimum wage law
Posted by: Don Black at March 25, 2024 08:05 PM (oCjPU)
Good! I'll have a they asses working for me under the table as soon as the PoPo gets out my crib with all that sex traffick set up theys be durrin.
Thinkin' of the day
When you went away
What a life to take, what a bond to break
I'll be missing you (I miss you, B.I.G.)...
Posted by: P Diddy, Sex Trafficker at March 25, 2024 08:14 PM (R/m4+)
I had a number of people panic while I was teaching and leading dives but I've never heard of anyone taking off all of their equipment in a panic. I did have a very large, very fat guy grab me and try to push me under to hold himself up but that was on the surface. Most people I saw panic just tried to bold to the surface and I had to restrain them. Never a good situation.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2024 08:15 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 25, 2024 08:15 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 25, 2024 08:12 PM (PiwSw)
That was part of the circumstantial evidence they used against him. He said that she wanted to stay at the ship wreck and he wanted to photograph fish in another location. He said it was common for them. Her dive logs backed that up.
Posted by: polynikes at March 25, 2024 08:15 PM (MNhXM)
Schoolboy translation: for openers would you like a hoe or two?
Posted by: Ciampino - in the original French 'outside the work' at March 25, 2024 08:16 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: TRex at March 25, 2024 08:16 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Don Black at March 25, 2024 08:17 PM (oCjPU)
Posted by: Corgi Horde at March 25, 2024 08:17 PM (V8he0)
15 yd penalty
fines assessed
Posted by: Don Black at March 25, 2024 08:12 PM (oCjPU)
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What is that, in detail?
Posted by: Ciampino - what about titanium hips? at March 25, 2024 08:19 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: goatexchange at March 25, 2024 08:20 PM (D0y1e)
Posted by: fd at March 25, 2024 08:20 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Penguin Defense Fund 501c3 at March 25, 2024 08:20 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2024 08:22 PM (NDrhZ)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
Be pretty funny if the locals empty the ATMs, get all the gas, bottled water, etc. and a bunch of 'others' get stranded.
The essentials get cleaned out here everytime there is a serious threat of a hurricane.
*Almost forgot- milk, eggs, bread
Everyone does french toast in bad times.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 25, 2024 08:22 PM (cOq4q)
NFL owners voted unanimously to ban the play, saying it will hopefully prevent injuries
Posted by: Don Black at March 25, 2024 08:22 PM (oCjPU)
15 yd penalty
fines assessed
Posted by: Don Black at March 25, 2024 08:12 PM (oCjPU)
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What is that, in detail?
Posted by: Ciampino
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Tackling the ball carrier from behind.
Posted by: Moron Robbie- Your view has the 1st hamstringing the government in the most important times at March 25, 2024 08:22 PM (Wg1x4)
Mr. Mayor. I would greatly appreciate if you could have the town pay me $1 Million. Preferably in nothing higher than a $50. Or I shall be forced to open this jar I am holding in my hand.
Yes, that's right. Termites. Hundreds of them. And they're about to lay eggs. Now, about my money.
Posted by: Orson at March 25, 2024 08:22 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Penguin Defense Fund 501c3
It's because the blackboards are upside-down.
Posted by: a bat at March 25, 2024 08:23 PM (DgGvY)
15 yd penalty
fines assessed
Posted by: Don Black at March 25, 2024 08:12 PM (oCjPU)
Might as well just go all flag football already.
Pansy Nancy Boys.
Posted by: Zombie Conrad Dobler, Sawdust For Brains at March 25, 2024 08:23 PM (R/m4+)
15 yd penalty
fines assessed
Posted by: Don Black at March 25, 2024 08:12 PM (oCjPU)
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What is that, in detail?
Posted by: Ciampino
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Tackling the ball carrier from behind.
Posted by: Moron Robbie- Your view has the 1st hamstringing the government in the most important times at March 25, 2024 08:22 PM (Wg1x4)
It's a bit more than that.
Tackler gets ahold of the ball carrier, and basically sits down on the back of the ball carriers leg(s).
It has the propensity to cause ACL / PCL injuries.
Posted by: browndog's sitting this one out at March 25, 2024 08:26 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 25, 2024 08:26 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: publius
Expecting the population to quintuple for the event.
Posted by: Braenyard
In Oklahoma?
So, they're needed to prevent civil unrest around both of the Tesla charger stations?
Posted by: mikeski at March 25, 2024 08:26 PM (DgGvY)
Bats don't need to go to school to learn how to fulfill their important role of eating billions and billions of pesky bugs. Penguins are so dumb they put on a backpack and think they are going to go to school and get some cushy job in IT managing web sites for NatGeo but really they get lost on the way to class and get run over by a truck.
Posted by: fd at March 25, 2024 08:26 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Moron Robbie-
It's a bit more than that.
Tackler gets ahold of the ball carrier, and basically sits down on the back of the ball carriers leg(s).
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No and no
see my explanation above
Posted by: Don Black at March 25, 2024 08:27 PM (oCjPU)
Posted by: fd at March 25, 2024 08:27 PM (vFG9F)
watch the guy who sacks the QB
https://youtu.be/3-b3AvwZBF0?si=_PIO1WsVHcxjOm1N
Posted by: Don Black at March 25, 2024 08:29 PM (oCjPU)
Welcome to your Haitian
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 25, 2024 08:30 PM (ENQN6)
So journalists, including Al Jazeera (funded by Qatar which funds Hamas) have now been forced to retract their lies about soldiers raping Gazans.
What IS true is that terrorists from Gaza perpetrated mass rape and savage brutality against Israeli women.
Israel Radar @IsraelRadar_com 4h
Hamas admits: Reports of IDF raping Palestinian women at Shifa hospital are fake; Gaza woman interviewed by Al-Jazeera made it up; why is Hamas admitting it? fake rape story backfired, prompted many families to flee northern Gaza to protect their daughters; this is not what Hamas wanted... so they had to tell the truth, for a change. via @N12News & @Abualiexpress telegram channel.
Israel War Room @IsraelWarRoom 1h
The viral fake story of IDF rapes "had unexpected reverse ripple effects, leading many Gazans to flee their homes" in the north, against Hamas's wishes.
This is why Hamas suddenly retracted its lie and asked pro-Hamas "journalists" to stop reporting it.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 25, 2024 08:30 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2024 08:30 PM (rJ7Hd)
The most important news story you will see today.
Al Jazeera admits that the story it ran about IDF troops raping women in a Gaza hospital was a lie.
But the damage is done. Al Jazeera is the top news platform in the Arab world and the story enraged millions and inspired riots.
Meanwhile Qatar - which owns Al Jazeera - pretends to be a neutral mediator when it is in fact a Hamas propaganda tool.
ישראל כ”ץ Israel Katz @Israel_katz 2h
Look surprised, the Palestinians fabricate stories of rape to incite anti-Semitism. @antonioguterres I'm sure that's sad for you to hear, but that's the reality.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 25, 2024 08:30 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Don Black"
So would not playing. Maybe they just play fag, I mean, flag football.
Posted by: fd at March 25, 2024 08:30 PM (vFG9F)
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Having it snow would be cool.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 25, 2024 08:30 PM (cOq4q)
The bonus is that for dessert tonight they had Blueberry Cheesecake 😊♥️
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at March 25, 2024 08:32 PM (y9j7d)
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It's a bit more than that.
Tackler gets ahold of the ball carrier, and basically sits down on the back of the ball carriers leg(s).
It has the propensity to cause ACL / PCL injuries.
Posted by: browndog's sitting this one out
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Sure, it's a bit more than that because the ball carrier keeps trying to run instead of being tackled.
It will be similar to targeting or a QB running down the sidelines playing the late hit out of bounds lottery.
Posted by: Moron Robbie- Your view has the 1st hamstringing the government in the most important times at March 25, 2024 08:32 PM (Wg1x4)
Also, dogs will happily do most anything.
Posted by: fd at March 25, 2024 08:32 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Don Black at March 25, 2024 08:33 PM (oCjPU)
Posted by: Moron Robbie- Your view has the 1st hamstringing the government in the most important times at March 25, 2024 08:33 PM (Wg1x4)
Can't wait to see you all
Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2024 08:34 PM (NDrhZ)
Posted by: fd at March 25, 2024 08:35 PM (vFG9F)
Here’s the grimly funny part: EVs often do nothing at all to reduce carbon output, since in developing economies, the electricity for EV vehicles comes predominantly from the “dirtiest” fossil fuels. So that $100,000 Tesla the bureaucrat drives around in Asia or Africa is really fueled by coal — like a locomotive in 1850.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 25, 2024 08:36 PM (ENQN6)
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 25, 2024 08:36 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at March 25, 2024 08:37 PM (y9j7d)
Posted by: fd at March 25, 2024 08:37 PM (vFG9F)
The essentials get cleaned out here everytime there is a serious threat of a hurricane.
*Almost forgot- milk, eggs, bread
Everyone does french toast in bad times.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 25, 2024 08:22 PM (cOq4q)
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But no maple syrup?
Posted by: Ciampino - You can say it, CBD isn't around at March 25, 2024 08:37 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: fd at March 25, 2024 08:32 PM (vFG9F)
Yeah, well, I'm not falling for that "tutoring" gag again!
Posted by: Dog who was fooled once at March 25, 2024 08:39 PM (PiwSw)
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Having it snow would be cool.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 25, 2024 08:30 PM
'It was a dark and stormy 7 minute night that day.'
Posted by: Eromero at March 25, 2024 08:39 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: Outside of Life at March 25, 2024 08:40 PM (89Sog)
15 yd penalty
fines assessed
Posted by: Don Black at March 25, 2024 08:12 PM (oCjPU)
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What is that, in detail?
Posted by: Ciampino
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Tackling the ball carrier from behind.
Posted by: Moron Robbie- Your view has the 1st hamstringing the government in the most important times at March 25, 2024 08:22 PM (Wg1x4)
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So, no rugby tackles? Wimps.
Posted by: Ciampino - Football is getting sissier & sissier at March 25, 2024 08:40 PM (qfLjt)
https://tinyurl.com/2s3bcfsk
Full of videos and direct quotes from NFL rules officials.
My earlier explanation was a distilled version of what's in this article.
Posted by: browndog's sitting this one out at March 25, 2024 08:40 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 25, 2024 08:41 PM (sAmhv)
Yay Teresa!
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 25, 2024 08:41 PM (zyyF7)
hahahaha
Posted by: Moron Robbie- Your view has the 1st hamstringing the government in the most important times at March 25, 2024 08:41 PM (Wg1x4)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
The first item that I have on every list I create is: "Make a list". Because, once I make a list, I can scratch that one off of it.
How to tell I'm a Moron without me telling you I'm a Moron.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 25, 2024 08:42 PM (5Vdzv)
"Also, these tackles have not been banned:
Diving tackles to take out the legs"
Posted by: Moron Robbie- Your view has the 1st hamstringing the government in the most important times at March 25, 2024 08:42 PM (Wg1x4)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2024 08:42 PM (NDrhZ)
Posted by: Big Boysenberry at March 25, 2024 08:42 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 25, 2024 08:47 PM (9yWhg)
You should add crossing off the first item on the list to the list.
Posted by: Big Boysenberry at March 25, 2024 08:47 PM (vFG9F)
@WarClandestine
HOLY SHIT…
“Who is to benefit? This crime can only be a link, in a chain of attempts, by those who are at war with our country since 2014”.
Putin is referring the Obama State Dept/CIA who overthrew Ukraine (Nuland).
Putin is blaming the Deep State…
Posted by: IrishEi at March 25, 2024 08:48 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
The first item that I have on every list I create is: "Make a list". Because, once I make a list, I can scratch that one off of it.
How to tell I'm a Moron without me telling you I'm a Moron.
Posted by: Tonypete
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I'll often add things to the list after they're done, just so I can have the satisfaction of crossing something off the list.
Posted by: screaming in digital at March 25, 2024 08:48 PM (+Nu5p)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2024 08:50 PM (NDrhZ)
The bonus is that for dessert tonight they had Blueberry Cheesecake 😊♥️
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas
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So glad to hear this!
Posted by: screaming in digital at March 25, 2024 08:50 PM (+Nu5p)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 25, 2024 08:51 PM (u73oe)
Too many other trips this year to pull off the TXMoMe.
Posted by: Beartooth at March 25, 2024 08:51 PM (LjgPm)
How is that hospital food in general?
When my mother was at a local hospital in Simsponville, SC (run by Prisma), the food was inedible. Food that bad had to be on purpose.
From they tell me, Prisma's food, at least for the patients, is the worst around. Their cafeterias aren't great, but not that bad.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 25, 2024 08:52 PM (w6EFb)
and if you have more than one list going, you'll need to start a list listing your lists
Posted by: Don Black at March 25, 2024 08:52 PM (oCjPU)
Not hawt, but cute. Nice gams.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 25, 2024 08:53 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2024 08:30 PM
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Mine grows every day. Except-- I must usually add 1 or 2 to the TOP, as all the new problems supercede whatever I've already planned.
Falling behind. More so with each day. fml
Posted by: JQ at March 25, 2024 08:53 PM (njWTi)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 25, 2024 08:08 PM (PiwSw)
there should be a Downfall video about it
"Mein Fuehrer, the media has gotten hold of the fact that Letitia James has multiple properties in New York City, and got a reduced rate loan due to her financial condition"
Posted by: Kindltot at March 25, 2024 08:53 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 25, 2024 08:54 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2024 08:50 PM (NDrhZ)
~~~~~
And right before she announced her departure, she warned Russia that they were in for a few surprises.
Pure evil.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 25, 2024 08:54 PM (3ImbR)
The first item that I have on every list I create is: "Make a list". Because, once I make a list, I can scratch that one off of it.
How to tell I'm a Moron without me telling you I'm a Moron.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 25, 2024 08:42 PM (5Vdzv
lol. I may do that.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2024 08:55 PM (rJ7Hd)
It's math, yo.
Posted by: Moron Robbie- Your view has the 1st hamstringing the government in the most important times at March 25, 2024 08:55 PM (Wg1x4)
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 25, 2024 08:55 PM (hCzfy)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 25, 2024 08:56 PM (9yWhg)
Can't wait to see you all. Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2024 08:34 PM (NDrhZ)
The Horde has it's own No Tell Mo Tel. Saucy! lol
Lookin' forward to October!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 25, 2024 08:56 PM (e6UQI)
Not hawt, but cute. Nice gams.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 25, 2024 08:53 PM (9yWhg)
Billie Lourd? She's been in the American Horror Story series. Sometimes it's a competition between her and Emma Roberts to see which one can ham it up more.
In the best possible sense of it. She's got her mother's spunk, that's for sure. And like her mother, not gorgeous, but there's something about her that revs the engine.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2024 08:57 PM (pUt/h)
It's math, yo.
Posted by: Moron Robbie- Your view has the 1st hamstringing the government in the most important times at March 25, 2024 08:55 PM (Wg1x4)
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That’s just fucking stupid. Let the record show I retracted my earlier statement about the hip drop.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 25, 2024 08:57 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: screaming in digital at March 25, 2024 08:57 PM (+Nu5p)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 25, 2024 08:59 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Moron Robbie- Your view has the 1st hamstringing the government in the most important times at March 25, 2024 09:01 PM (Wg1x4)
"Also, these tackles have not been banned:
Diving tackles to take out the legs"
Posted by: Moron Robbie- Your view has the 1st hamstringing the government in the most important times at March 25, 2024 08:42 PM (Wg1x4)
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Make sure there's no cannibal lurking to take a bite out of those now severed legs.
Posted by: Toto Coelo - I eat cannibals at March 25, 2024 09:01 PM (qfLjt)
I swear, if you look at the Scoamf, you can practically read his mind: Biden, you piece of shit, you insisted on running again, you're not going to drop out, so here. Let the world see how you are, while I just stand here looking good in comparison.
I'm serious, I think Barak hates Joe, and wants him to fall on his face. More than he doesn't want Trump elected, he wants Biden to fail.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2024 09:02 PM (pUt/h)
"Minnesota AG Keith Ellison Investigating Car Manufacturers for Making Cars That Black People Want to Steal"
http://tiny.cc/bpjkxz
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 25, 2024 09:02 PM (NNq22)
Apparently the Plastic Surgeon on staff wanted me to be on IV antibiotics, but I am considered an OP patient, or something like that, so I assume that is the 48-hour outpatient policy. No IV, no admittance, patient is responsible for the payment.
(Which I already am, since I am not on Medicare - yet)
Thanks, Obama, you dirty piece of shit from Hell.....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at March 25, 2024 09:03 PM (y9j7d)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 25, 2024 09:03 PM (u73oe)
Dear FiBies/ I did not call in the bomb threat nor do I know who did. I can't say that I'm surprised about it, however.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2024 09:06 PM (uVys6)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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Doing OK. Getting outside more, in the yard and on the trails. Been watching the sunset from my patio swing when I can. I love my house and my little half acre.
Posted by: screaming in digital at March 25, 2024 09:06 PM (+Nu5p)
"Minnesota AG Keith Ellison Investigating Car Manufacturers for Making Cars That Black People Want to Steal"
http://tiny.cc/bpjkxz
Posted by: ShainS
America's Paper of Record, The Babylon Bee, just can't keep up.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 25, 2024 09:06 PM (sAmhv)
This is funny. Intentional or not.
Posted by: Lost in Space at March 25, 2024 09:07 PM (+tHJA)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 25, 2024 09:08 PM (sAmhv)
Biden: “Remember, during the pandemic Donald Trump told us to inject ourselves with bleach”
https://tinyurl.com/yt7bfthk
59 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 25, 2024 09:09 PM (2yu8s)
You should add crossing off the first item on the list to the list.
Posted by: Big Boysenberry at March 25, 2024 08:47 PM (vFG9F)
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But you must add 'scratch off line about scratching off first line' ..... wait, then need another item to scratch that item ..... AAAAARGH!!!!
Posted by: Ciampino needs more paper at March 25, 2024 09:09 PM (qfLjt)
https://tinyurl.com/yt7bfthk
59 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 25, 2024 09:09 PM (2yu8s)
How much do you think a New York judge would give Trump if he sued for defamation?
Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2024 09:10 PM (BGS5P)
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Seems like that would be an easy video clip to link to, doesn't it?
Posted by: Moron Robbie- Your view has the 1st hamstringing the government in the most important times at March 25, 2024 09:11 PM (Wg1x4)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2024 08:22 PM (NDrhZ)
Woo-hoo!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2024 09:12 PM (tkR6S)
Well, I cannot imagine the Amish and Mennonites being thrilled with a drag Queen story hour, but I don't think they'd call in a bomb threat
Would anyone have thought say nine years ago that in 2024 we'd be having Drag Queen story hours at the library?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2024 09:13 PM (vikZc)
Posted by: Moron Robbie- Your view has the 1st hamstringing the government in the most important times at March 25, 2024 09:11 PM (Wg1x4)
Of course, some writer came up with that line for Biden to say. If they're trying to sabotage his campaign, I'm not sure what else they could do that would be worse.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2024 09:13 PM (BGS5P)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 25, 2024 09:14 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 25, 2024 08:51 PM (u73oe)
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So rugby tackles (thighs, knees or ankles) is still okay?
Posted by: Ciampino was a player at school at March 25, 2024 09:15 PM (qfLjt)
http://tiny.cc/bpjkxz
Posted by: ShainS
I have the solution. If someone is stealing the car and they use something other than the key fob associated to the car, the car allows the person to get in the car, but once they sit in the drivers seat, the car explodes.
Voila. Not easy to steal.
Posted by: Piper at March 25, 2024 09:16 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2024 09:16 PM (NDrhZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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It's impossible to see directly so you have to look at the edges to get a glimpse, but things changed in 2012. I can't explain it but they did.
For example: Our sun is a terrible piercing white now, and not the yellow one you remember.
Posted by: Moron Robbie- Your view has the 1st hamstringing the government in the most important times at March 25, 2024 09:16 PM (Wg1x4)
Voila. Not easy to steal.
Posted by: Piper
I know a good patent attorney, he thinks you have a winner there!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 25, 2024 09:17 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: fd at March 25, 2024 09:17 PM (vFG9F)
Voila. Not easy to steal.
Posted by: Piper at March 25, 2024 09:16 PM (ZdaMQ)
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This ette gets it.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 25, 2024 09:18 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 25, 2024 09:18 PM (D7oie)
Voila. Not easy to steal.
Posted by: Piper at March 25, 2024 09:16 PM (ZdaMQ)
Cruel, but fair.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 25, 2024 09:19 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: TRex at March 25, 2024 09:21 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: jsg at March 25, 2024 09:23 PM (0pe2D)
Posted by: fd at March 25, 2024 09:23 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2024 09:23 PM (NDrhZ)
Posted by: fd at March 25, 2024 09:17 PM (vFG9F)
She's obviously almost as far gone as Joe.
I can practically hear how this went. Jill screaming at Barak, "You OWE him!!" And the Scoamf saying, "Fine, you want me to do a campaign video with him? I'll do a campaign video with him," and then let Joe go out there and do that.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2024 09:26 PM (zkeGc)
Posted by: jsg at March 25, 2024 09:27 PM (0pe2D)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 25, 2024 09:18 PM (D7oie)
Man, I can't send Julie Andrews out to spin in the Alps fast enough to demonstrate how many F's I don't give for what happens with the NFL.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2024 09:28 PM (zkeGc)
I know a good patent attorney, he thinks you have a winner there!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 25, 2024 09:17 PM (hOUT3)
We have to work out details like preventing passers-by being in the blast zone. But I think it will only take 1 or 2 explosions to make it not quite as enticing.
Posted by: Piper at March 25, 2024 09:28 PM (ZdaMQ)
BREAKING: UN Security Council calls for immediate humanitarian ceasefire in Gaza, U.S. abstains but doesn’t veto
BNO News @BNONews 1h
JUST IN: Israeli delegation cancels trip to Washington after U.S. declined to veto UN ceasefire demand
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 25, 2024 09:30 PM (2yu8s)
Someone needs to redo with Gangster ‘s Paradise instead of whatever words he is trying to say.
Posted by: Piper at March 25, 2024 09:31 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 25, 2024 09:31 PM (EXyHK)
You're overthinking this. There is no need for the car to explode. Have the doors automatically lock, then just trigger a an overhead dome light filled with HF, and have it explode enough inside the car to make a mist, but not so much as to breach the car.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 25, 2024 09:32 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair
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It's hard to remember to do while it's happening, but if you think about it look at the ground under trees with leaves on them. The gaps serve as pinhole viewers and will project multiple eclipses all over the ground.
Posted by: Moron Robbie- Your view has the 1st hamstringing the government in the most important times at March 25, 2024 09:34 PM (Wg1x4)
Posted by: Piper at March 25, 2024 09:28 PM (ZdaMQ)/i]
Yes!
Properly shaped charges combined with a reinforced roof should do the trick, and once passers-by know that a Pipermobile advertising gimmick is the theft prevention feature, people will soon steer clear of those vehicles!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 25, 2024 09:34 PM (hOUT3)
IF you steal someone's else's car and we (LEO or Law abiding Cit.) catch you...
We get to beat your ass until your eyes bleed (age in certain BLUE cities about 12 years old but still in need of a good beating.)
Then, after you recover, you get to be reminded of your lawlessness every time you try and tie your shoes for the next couple of years.
America has lost it's touch in dealing with general criminality against societal norms.
We going broke because we woke.
Posted by: Nightwatch at March 25, 2024 09:34 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 25,
Look at this! Team work. We build on the idea, we improve on it. We come up with a solution just as insane as the stated problem!
Posted by: Piper at March 25, 2024 09:34 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 25, 2024 09:34 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Moron Robbie- Your view has the 1st hamstringing the government in the most important times at March 25, 2024 09:34 PM (Wg1x4)
I noticed this during the partial eclipse. We had 93% coverage. It was eerie as all get out. If I hadn’t known there was a partial eclipse I would never have known what was causing it.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 25, 2024 09:38 PM (EXyHK)
IF you steal someone's else's car and we (LEO or Law abiding Cit.) catch you...
We get to beat your ass until your eyes bleed (age in certain BLUE cities about 12 years old but still in need of a good beating.)
Then, after you recover, you get to be reminded of your lawlessness every time you try and tie your shoes for the next couple of years.
America has lost it's touch in dealing with general criminality against societal norms.
We going broke because we woke.
Posted by: Nightwatch at March 25, 2024 09:34 PM
Punishment, not rehabilitation.
Posted by: Eromero at March 25, 2024 09:38 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: fd at March 25, 2024 09:39 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2024 09:39 PM (bNJTc)
https://tinyurl.com/5yj5bbd5
Posted by: TRex at March 25, 2024 09:40 PM (IQ6Gq)
Some days, I am unsure of what the proper course of action would be for various world events. In such cases, whatever the UN suggests I then know to be the incorrect, cowardly path.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 25, 2024 09:40 PM (5Vdzv)
yet manages to earn astounding returns on her stock portfolio
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at March 25, 2024 09:40 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Advo at March 25, 2024 09:40 PM (VHN21)
Voila. Not easy to steal.
Posted by: Piper
Cruel, but fair.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
I'm changing the battery in my key fob weekly.
Maybe daily.
We have to work out details like preventing passers-by being in the blast zone. But I think it will only take 1 or 2 explosions to make it not quite as enticing.
Posted by: Piper
Maybe explosions are too much? How about this, but built into the A/C vents rather than the door sill?
https://youtu.be/aLhWzMOccTg
Posted by: mikeski at March 25, 2024 09:41 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Eromero at March 25, 2024 09:38 PM (NxC5+)
Punishment is directed at the offending party.
Rehabilitation is directed at creating billable hours for an ever increasing staff of liberal do-gooders!!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 25, 2024 09:43 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 25, 2024 09:43 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: TRex at March 25, 2024 09:44 PM (IQ6Gq)
Given the only places I have been since the original surgery are the hotel where I was staying, the airport/airplanes, and home, I can't imagine I was exposed to too many things....
Will keep everyone posted! 😊♥️
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at March 25, 2024 09:44 PM (y9j7d)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 25,
Look at this! Team work. We build on the idea, we improve on it. We come up with a solution just as insane as the stated problem!
Posted by: Piper at March 25, 2024 09:34 PM (ZdaMQ)
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Not HF. too corrosive and metals inside the car would slowly corrode. H2S would be good and easy to make (might take a while to get the stink out).
I like the pointy rod through the seat into the fartclam - maybe even poisoned? Depends on how you propose to dispose of the body.
Posted by: Ciampino - pigs or crabs for body disposal at March 25, 2024 09:44 PM (qfLjt)
Actual Homeowner hires a "De-squatting Squad"
5 to 6 MC club members, Bullhorns, Bear Spray, Baseball Bats, Tasers,
One & Done.
Posted by: Nightwatch at March 25, 2024 09:45 PM (TDvv2)
Rehabilitation is directed at creating billable hours for an ever increasing staff of liberal do-gooders!!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 25, 2024 09:43 PM
***
Often the same people?
Posted by: TRex at March 25, 2024 09:45 PM (IQ6Gq)
Diddy did it. And it's all coming out in '24.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2024 09:45 PM (LQO/l)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 25, 2024 09:46 PM (R4t5M)
Given the only places I have been since the original surgery are the hotel where I was staying, the airport/airplanes, and home, I can't imagine I was exposed to too many things....
Will keep everyone posted! 😊♥️
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at March 25, 2024 09:44 PM (y9j7d)
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Considering past reports, I would say hospital was the culprit.
Posted by: Ciampino - pigs or crabs for body disposal? at March 25, 2024 09:48 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: TRex at March 25, 2024 09:45 PM (IQ6Gq)
The same sort of people, yes!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 25, 2024 09:48 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: D. Piddy at March 25, 2024 09:49 PM (X5tRe)
Posted by: polynikes at March 25, 2024 09:49 PM (MNhXM)
It was weird because - even though I know it would've been lived in by some meth head behind his meth head friends house - I sort of hated that it was destroyed and no one could get any use out of it. I think I'd almost rather someone had been using it than it being wrecked and rained in.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - If this is how Georgia hires attorneys, imagine how they manage elections at March 25, 2024 09:49 PM (Cgfkv)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 25, 2024 09:49 PM (1u25j)
Posted by: azjaeger at March 25, 2024 09:50 PM (3/XaG)
Maybe not.
@DschlopesIsBack
·
31m
BREAKING: Sean "P. Diddy" Combs has been arrested in Miami, Florida.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2024 09:50 PM (LkLld)
BREAKING: Hail storm in Damon texas on 3/24/24 destroys 1,000’s of acres of solar farms. Who pays to fix this green energy? @StateFarm? @FarmBureau? @Allstate? Or you the taxpayer?
Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2024 09:51 PM (X9NGp)
I like the pointy rod through the seat into the fartclam - maybe even poisoned? Depends on how you propose to dispose of the body.
Posted by: Ciampino - pigs or crabs for body disposal at March 25, 2024 09:44 PM (qfLjt)
Well, the 'splody seat is intended as a feature for "bait" cars set out to purposely trap car thieves. For your own car, maybe an ampoule of the sleepy-gas the Russians used in that theater hostage situation a few years ago. Do you really care if the thief survives?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2024 09:51 PM (tkR6S)
'husband and wife went with another couple down to the Caribbean to scuba old wrecks.'
That sounds like a similar event I heard of in Australia.
I'm not a diver but the police there interviewing him knew enough about diving to disbelieve him and bring charges.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 25, 2024 09:51 PM (roH4R)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 25, 2024 09:51 PM (R4t5M)
Voila. Not easy to steal.
Posted by: Piper
I like it. Similar to the ending of 'The Mechanic'.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 25, 2024 09:52 PM (sAmhv)
I like the pointy rod through the seat into the fartclam - maybe even poisoned? Depends on how you propose to dispose of the body.
Posted by: Ciampino - pigs or crabs for body disposal at March
The ideas are building, however we have to rejuje the jingle again. “If you get to close you will be splodey toast” became “if you sit here, you will disappear”. Now we need something that rhymes with sishkabob.
Posted by: Piper at March 25, 2024 09:52 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 25, 2024 09:49 PM (1u25j
But Drumpf sed "puddy tat."
Posted by: Daffy Duck at March 25, 2024 09:52 PM (X5tRe)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2024 09:51 PM (X9NGp)
Come on man, you taxpayers will be saving the earth, and all your betters will be getting another 10%, what's not to like?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 25, 2024 09:53 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Ciampino - pigs or crabs for body disposal? at March 25, 2024 09:48 PM (qfLjt)
I already had some kind of infection when I came in here - one of my arms was red-tinged and slightly warm (which was what prompted me to come in on a Sunday, rather than waiting until normal business hours for my doctor).
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at March 25, 2024 09:53 PM (y9j7d)
It's a price I'm willing to pay. The entertainment value would be off the charts.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 25, 2024 09:53 PM (CsUN+)
BREAKING: Hail storm in Damon texas on 3/24/24 destroys 1,000’s of acres of solar farms. Who pays to fix this green energy? @StateFarm? @FarmBureau? @Allstate? Or you the taxpayer?
Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2024 09:51 PM (X9NGp)
Dallas area gets a hail storm every other day. This ain’t the first time a large number of solar panels have been destroyed in that area.
Posted by: polynikes at March 25, 2024 09:53 PM (MNhXM)
Only for the current WH Administration and all of their minions.
Just to be clear.
Posted by: Nightwatch at March 25, 2024 09:55 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2024 09:55 PM (LQO/l)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 25, 2024 09:49 PM (1u25j
It pays for itself. That's just science, silly billies.
Posted by: I HEART science at March 25, 2024 09:55 PM (X5tRe)
I'm betting they're deep in the hole after one year, never to improve.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - If this is how Georgia hires attorneys, imagine how they manage elections at March 25, 2024 09:55 PM (Cgfkv)
Posted by: polynikes at March 25, 2024 09:53 PM (MNhXM)
They should put those solar panels under a roofed enclosure to protect against events like this!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 25, 2024 09:56 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: D. Piddy
You know, they might as well use this as a defense. Why not?
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 25, 2024 09:56 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Need an SSRI or maybe just OTC Cocaine at March 25, 2024 09:56 PM (X5tRe)
I don’t know what happened, officer. I just came out and there he was.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 25, 2024 09:57 PM (u73oe)
For your own car, maybe an ampoule of the sleepy-gas the Russians used in that theater hostage situation a few years ago. Do you really care if the thief survives?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2024 09:51 PM (tkR6S)
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I think the Russians used Fentanyl or a congener as an aerosol.
Posted by: Ciampino - pigs or crabs for body disposal?? at March 25, 2024 09:57 PM (qfLjt)
>>Dallas area gets a hail storm every other day. This ain’t the first time a large number of solar panels have been destroyed in that area.
The paradox of so-called "renewable" energy is that as your use of it increases, so to must your "nonrenewable" energy, ie energy that works.
I hope they've thought about their back up strategy.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 25, 2024 09:58 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: davidt at March 25, 2024 09:58 PM (SYTee)
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Cost of that damage would buy a lot of coal.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2024 09:59 PM (X9NGp)
BREAKING: Sean "P. Diddy" Combs has been arrested in Miami, Florida.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2024
Not P. Diddy! Ugh. Why would you take all that talent, and like his music or not, he is talented both behind the mic and producing, not to mention Sean John, and be this dumb?! Did he not see those who believed they could fly landing their butts in jail?
Posted by: Piper at March 25, 2024 10:00 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: polynikes at March 25, 2024 10:01 PM (MNhXM)
DEMOCRATES go 1st!!
Posted by: Nightwatch at March 25, 2024 10:01 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 25, 2024 09:56 PM (hOUT3)
Solar panels are typically put on a rocker arrangement so they can tilt to follow the Sun. Would not be hard to build the rockers so they could flip right over, and present an armored underside to the sky.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2024 10:01 PM (tkR6S)
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Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 25, 2024 10:12 PM (XMwZJ)
'You're overthinking this. There is no need for the car to explode.'
Too lethal. Have the car drive the thief into the middle of the freeway during rush hour and park the car with them locked in.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 25, 2024 10:13 PM (roH4R)
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