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MSNBC Hires Democrat-Leaning Romneykin Ronna McDaniel as an Analyst and Chuck Todd Is Triggered

NBC, which also employs Jen Psaki and Rachel Maddow and, well, Chuck Todd, has a strict policy against hiring partisans who lie.

Oh -- and they hired chief RussiaGate conspirator and psyops coordinator John Brennan as a "security and intelligence analyst."


Chuck Todd, former host of NBC's "Meet The Press," publicly criticized NBC News for hiring former Republican National Committee chair Ronna McDaniel as an analyst. Todd called for an apology from network bosses, citing McDaniel's credibility issues and the difficult position this puts other NBC journalists in.

Chuck Todd claimed that NBC giving her a contract would somehow change her answers in any interviews of her.

So the media can't hire politicos for fear of somehow altering their answers in future interviews?

Why then is NBC filled with Democrat operatives -- starting with Chuck Todd himself?

Despite the backlash, NBC News currently employs other political figures such as former top Biden White House staffers Jen Psaki and Symone Sanders, as well as ex-RNC chair Michael Steele and former George W. Bush aide Nicolle Wallace. However, Todd did not mention these individuals in his criticism.

Other NBC "journalists" were likewise #triggered.

Now Chuckles did not say who the journalists were at NBC News who were uncomfortable with this hiring, besides himself. But one needs to ask if he - or these others - were ever uncomfortable with the hiring of these names at NBC News who have a resume polluted with work on Democratic Party staffs:

Chuck Todd / Tom Harkin campaign

Jen Psaki / Biden Press Secretary

Symone Sanders / spokesperson for Kamala Harris

David Plouffe / Barack Obama campaign manager

Laura Jarrett / daughter of Obama administration official Valerie Jarrett

Alicia Menendez / daughter of Dem. Senator Bob Menendez

Former Democratic Senator Claire McCaskill

As for credibility issues, hearing this lecture from Chuck Todd of all people is intolerable. He has long been a left-leaning hack of a pundit, and his wife is Democrat strategist Kristian Denny Todd. She co-founded Maverick Strategies, a Democrat-favored firm that was hired for campaigns. Her outfit earned over $1.3 million from the Bernie Sanders campaign in 2016. Additionally, the couple staged a bundling gathering inside their home for another candidate you could be familiar with in the past.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:10 PM




Comments

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1 Oh no!

Anyway…

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 25, 2024 02:11 PM (u73oe)

2 Foist

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2024 02:11 PM (lzI4r)

3 Drats

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2024 02:11 PM (lzI4r)

4 Called em

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 25, 2024 02:11 PM (u73oe)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 25, 2024 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

6 Let's hope MSNBC turns into Shep's favourite subject - cannibalism in the Super Dome.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2024 02:12 PM (lzI4r)

7 Can all the TV presenters just eat each other, please?

I have long wondered why people care about these line readers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 25, 2024 02:12 PM (GBKbO)

8 Todd is just mad that they've hired yet another reporter he'd lose a literal pissing contest to

Posted by: 18-1 at March 25, 2024 02:12 PM (ibTVg)

9 Chuck Todd just wants to date me. Obviously.

Posted by: Ronna McDaniel at March 25, 2024 02:13 PM (woPEM)

10 Don't worry, Chucky, Rona will be $pewing lefti$t talking point$ in $hort order.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at March 25, 2024 02:13 PM (qUkBO)

11 He wants an apology? LOL.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2024 02:13 PM (DRSnL)

12 She is not of the Body.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 25, 2024 02:13 PM (2yu8s)

13 I'm barely surviving paycheck to paycheck, staving off homelessness one month at a time, and these chucklef*cks get to live a life of luxury.

F*ck every last one of them.

Posted by: XTC at March 25, 2024 02:13 PM (UnA8+)

14 Ronna is the unity candidate! Now everyone hates her. Good job, Ronna!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 25, 2024 02:13 PM (u73oe)

15 Can all the TV presenters just eat each other, please?

Don LeMon, "I'm in!"

Phrasing and probably ratings gold but still...

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2024 02:14 PM (lzI4r)

16 MSNBC has to be a money laundering operation. They hire treasonous fuckwits and overpay them as reward for helping the Uniparty.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Anti-Marxist, buy ammo at March 25, 2024 02:14 PM (xcxpd)

17 I'm tired of backlash. Why don't we get some frontlash once in a while?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 25, 2024 02:14 PM (DeFcY)

18 It must be shocking to the Republican overclass to be treated like their rubes.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 25, 2024 02:14 PM (N1tpc)

19 She is not of the Body.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 25, 2024 02:13 PM


It would have been better snark and 200 quatloos if you socked "Landru".

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 25, 2024 02:14 PM (QNSds)

20 I am currently scanning my fields for a single f*ck for anything Chuck Todd thinks about anything...........These binoculars must be faulty.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 25, 2024 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)

21 To be fair, Chuck Todd just doesn't want NBC News to become too unbiased.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 25, 2024 02:14 PM (guGkK)

22 May everyone self immolate

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 25, 2024 02:14 PM (8JpqG)

23 Why would anyone at CNN give a shit what Chuck Todd thinks? Its like paying attention to Anderson Cooper but moar gay.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 25, 2024 02:14 PM (FmapG)

24 *NBC

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Anti-Marxist, buy ammo at March 25, 2024 02:15 PM (xcxpd)

25 MSNBC has to be a money laundering operation. They hire treasonous fuckwits and overpay them as reward for helping the Uniparty.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Anti-Marxist, buy ammo at March 25, 2024 02:14 PM (xcxpd)




DINGDINGDINGDING!!!!!! On to the bonus round!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 25, 2024 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

26 I have long wondered why people care about these line readers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero


Depends. If they're Latina weather babes, I care about them. Otherwise, not.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 25, 2024 02:15 PM (9yWhg)

27 MSNBC has to be a money laundering operation. They hire treasonous fuckwits and overpay them as reward for helping the Uniparty.

Yep. Also most NGOs.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 25, 2024 02:15 PM (ibTVg)

28 Isn't Chuck Todd one of those who was allegedly conservative before?

I get these guys mixed up, but I figure, either they were on the island before they joined corporate media, or someone took them to Comet Pizza after they were hired.

Either way, they're owned. Slaves wouldn't be inaccurate. Well paid slaves I'm sure, but it's the chain that hold them that defines them as such.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2024 02:16 PM (dGCAG)

29 Aww yes, the strong and principled journalist.

My only question is, why didn’t the loverly Mz. Cheney not get a job in this space? Not even on the view.

Posted by: Piper at March 25, 2024 02:16 PM (ZdaMQ)

30 7 Can all the TV presenters just eat each other, please?

I have long wondered why people care about these line readers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 25, 2024 02:12 PM (GBKbO)

Because they're on television.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Anti-Marxist, buy ammo at March 25, 2024 02:16 PM (xcxpd)

31
At this point after the kerfuffle over Owens and now McDaniel, I'm pretty well convinced that the GOPe and right wing is riddled with more Donk moles than termites in a Detroit crack house.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 25, 2024 02:16 PM (n+4am)

32 Star child David Bowman looks at NBC - "My God! Its full of NPCs."

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2024 02:16 PM (lzI4r)

33 Chuck Todd is such a fag that even when he has heterosexual sex it counts as homosexual.

Also, screw Ronna. She was terrible and deserves all bad things. I'm not wasting any effort on her behalf.

Posted by: The Nothingburgers Taste Like Nothing at March 25, 2024 02:16 PM (X5tRe)

34 NBC? Face the Nation? welp that isolates me from Ronna's existence

Posted by: DanMan at March 25, 2024 02:17 PM (8uzBS)

35 Paddy Chayefsky wasn't cynical enough.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Anti-Marxist, buy ammo at March 25, 2024 02:17 PM (xcxpd)

36 This is the reason that I refuse to call the media anything but propaganda ministries. Anybody who listens to them are either true believers or simps.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 25, 2024 02:17 PM (s6L+y)

37 MSNBC has to be a money laundering operation. They hire treasonous fuckwits and overpay them as reward for helping the Uniparty.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Anti-Marxist

The money is bundled into everyone's cable bill (if you have cable).

Same for CNN and the rest.

Posted by: Miklos so observes at March 25, 2024 02:17 PM (v+0wn)

38 Did she actually think they wouldn't come after her?
Lol.
What a maroon.

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at March 25, 2024 02:17 PM (VMFAF)

39 30 Because they're on television.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Anti-Marxist, buy ammo at March 25, 2024 02:16 PM (xcxpd)

======

So is Honey BooBoo!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 25, 2024 02:17 PM (GBKbO)

40 19 It would have been better snark and 200 quatloos if you socked "Landru".
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 25, 2024 02:14 PM (QNSds)

I still don't get "Norman Co-Ordinate".

What is he supposed to be Co-Ordinating, and who with?

Posted by: XTC at March 25, 2024 02:17 PM (UnA8+)

41 My hire was pure 🧈 !

Posted by: Alicia Menendez at March 25, 2024 02:17 PM (2yu8s)

42 >>>Just days after NBC News announced it was hiring Ronna McDaniel as a political analyst, MSNBC’s President, Rashida Jones, told employees that the former Republican National Committee chairwoman won’t be contributing on air to the cable network, The Wall Street Journal reported Saturday.

https://is.gd/sRVh2Z

Will Rashida Jones have to back down?

Posted by: No Name Today at March 25, 2024 02:17 PM (vlXMQ)

43 Because they're on television.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


Mmmmmm...Nicole Kidman in To Die For...mmmmmmm...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 25, 2024 02:17 PM (9yWhg)

44 Who?

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 25, 2024 02:17 PM (iFTx/)

45
So cocksucker biden thinks he's AbrahamfuckingLincoln, too?

"I cannot tell a lie; I cut down the cherry tree."

That's the ONLY time Lincoln ever lied, you guys! Just like fuckface biden.

btw, that cherry tree story is BULLSHIT. Just like biden.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 25, 2024 02:18 PM (waCKK)

46 "Bubble headed bleach blonde with a gleam in her eyes."

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2024 02:18 PM (lzI4r)

47 ======

So is Honey BooBoo!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 25, 2024 02:17 PM (GBKbO)



STILL.....that glorified white trash family is an embarrassment to everything.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 25, 2024 02:18 PM (Zz0t1)

48 This is what happened with Kevin Williamson, remember?

Just imagine what would happen if they signed up a real conservative Republican?

Posted by: Eeyore at March 25, 2024 02:19 PM (1bNHn)

49 "I cannot tell a lie; I cut down the cherry tree."

That's the ONLY time Lincoln ever lied, you guys! Just like fuckface biden.
----------
Ummm...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 25, 2024 02:19 PM (DeFcY)

50 "Rashida Jones" sounds like a blaxploitation movie from the 70's.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 25, 2024 02:19 PM (woPEM)

51 btw, that cherry tree story is BULLSHIT. Just like biden.
Posted by: Soothsayer


Made up by Parson Weems. Whose house you can visit in Occoquan, Virginia.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 25, 2024 02:19 PM (9yWhg)

52 Ronna is an extremely squishy RINO and F Chuck Todd is still in conniptions over her joining MSNBC. That's hilarious, but also scary. It's not hard to imagine Todd screaming in her face, waving a little Red Book at her.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 25, 2024 02:19 PM (Odg76)

53 Chuck Todd has the credibility of a syphilitic hyena.

Posted by: mr tmz at March 25, 2024 02:19 PM (rJ48h)

54 43 Mmmmmm...Nicole Kidman in To Die For...mmmmmmm...
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 25

Nicole Kidman looks like a wax figure.

Posted by: Piper at March 25, 2024 02:19 PM (ZdaMQ)

55 MSNBC has to be a money laundering operation. They hire treasonous fuckwits and overpay them as reward for helping the Uniparty.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Anti-Marxist, buy ammo at March 25, 2024 02:14 PM (xcxpd)


Not unlike Netflix, Spotify, Amazon, pretty much every publisher, etc.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2024 02:19 PM (z99Zw)

56 Mmmmmm...Nicole Kidman in To Die For...mmmmmmm...
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 25, 2024 02:17 PM (9yWhg)

She was very fine

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Anti-Marxist, buy ammo at March 25, 2024 02:19 PM (xcxpd)

57 Nah, the Bidet family gives white trash a bad name.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2024 02:20 PM (lzI4r)

58 Chuck Todd's neck is far too fat to ever be a good Mean Girl.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2024 02:20 PM (GkFGh)

59 MSNBC has to be a money laundering operation. They hire treasonous fuckwits and overpay them as reward for helping the Uniparty.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Anti-Marxist, buy ammo at March 25, 2024 02:14 PM (xcxpd)

Money laundering? Sort of, I guess. Oligarchs own them, so I'd say it's more like they're state propaganda. Which is basically a money laundering scheme, one way or another.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2024 02:20 PM (dGCAG)

60 A syphilitic hyena would be a step up from Karine Jean-Pierre.

Posted by: No Name Today at March 25, 2024 02:20 PM (vlXMQ)

61 Because they're on television.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Anti-Marxist, buy ammo at March 25, 2024 02:16 PM (xcxpd)

======

So is Honey BooBoo!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 25, 2024 02:17 PM (GBKbO)

*waits for Honey BooBoo to get capped because her ratings were bad*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Anti-Marxist, buy ammo at March 25, 2024 02:21 PM (xcxpd)

62 A syphilitic hyena would be a step up from Karine Jean-Pierre.

In personality and IQ

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2024 02:21 PM (lzI4r)

63 Nicole Kidman looks like a wax figure.
Posted by: Piper


Because of the pale skin? Me likey the pale skin with the blue eyes and the reddish-adjacent hair.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 25, 2024 02:22 PM (9yWhg)

64 Mmmmmm...Nicole Kidman in To Die For...mmmmmmm...
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 25, 2024 02:17 PM (9yWhg)

She was very fine
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Anti-Marxist, buy ammo at March 25, 2024 02:19 PM (xcxpd)

---'

Do not watch Aquaman 2. She is in it briefly and at first I thought they had recast her role.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 25, 2024 02:22 PM (xT7BI)

65
The network burned Chuck Todd's dick off.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 25, 2024 02:22 PM (dtlw7)

66 What kind of a booger eatin moron watches any of this shit?

MSNBC, CNN, any of the networks.

Pure Garbage.

Pure.

Garbage.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 25, 2024 02:23 PM (+Dh/K)

67 I think Chuckles actions speak to several possibilities: draw attention to himself, possibly rally "conservatives" around the now scorned Romney, and distract folks from real issues.

But it is probably all about Chuckles.

Posted by: Scoob at March 25, 2024 02:23 PM (/ypIK)

68 Chuck Tard worrying about partisanship at NBC?

Ffarking ridiculous.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2024 02:23 PM (LkLld)

69 The network burned Chuck Todd's dick off.

That assume it wasn't a pre-existing condition.

Posted by: Some Insurance Adjustor at March 25, 2024 02:23 PM (ibTVg)

70 Some doctor cut on Nicole. She looks fake.

What an asshole.

Posted by: DOYLE at March 25, 2024 02:23 PM (Z8Yh2)

71 64 Do not watch Aquaman 2. She is in it briefly and at first I thought they had recast her role.
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 25, 2024 02:22 PM (xT7BI)

======

They did recast her. They recast her with CGI.

/jk

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 25, 2024 02:23 PM (GBKbO)

72 64 Mmmmmm...Nicole Kidman in To Die For...mmmmmmm...
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 25, 2024 02:17 PM (9yWhg)

She was very fine
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Anti-Marxist, buy ammo at March 25, 2024 02:19 PM (xcxpd)
---'

Do not watch Aquaman 2. She is in it briefly and at first I thought they had recast her role.
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 25, 2024 02:22 PM (xT7BI)

done and done!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Anti-Marxist, buy ammo at March 25, 2024 02:24 PM (xcxpd)

73 Because of the pale skin? Me likey the pale skin with the blue eyes and the reddish-adjacent hair.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 25, 2024 02:22 PM (9yWhg)

=====

How YOU doin'?

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2024 02:24 PM (DRSnL)

74 Short: Joe Gabriel Simonson @SaysSimonson
New @FreeBeacon: Biden told SC Hur a story. A young welder lost his penis in an accident and sued his employer. Biden, who was such a gifted litigator, won the case and left the welder with nothing.
That story is almost certainly a lie.

2/ Biden says after he won the case the lead partner asked him to a celebratory lunch and in "the only time I ever lied" said he couldn't go. Instead, Biden says he marched into the public defender's office and got a new job.

That is also almost certainly a lie.

Where did Biden get this story? Two things:
1. A strikingly similar case was covered in Biden's favorite newspaper, the Wilmington News-Journal, which he reads every day.
2. The firm he worked for did represent the construction company against a welder who was badly burned.

The problem? The case ended in April 1968, two months before Biden graduated law school.

And guess what? The welder, who was not young, won the case in a massive settlement via a jury verdict.

Biden's story has been breathlessly reported by the New York Times, Buzzfeed News and other outlets. It also appears, with some minor details changed, in his official biography.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 25, 2024 02:24 PM (2yu8s)

75 14 Ronna is the unity candidate! Now everyone hates her. Good job, Ronna!
Posted by: Duke Lowell

It is interesting that the left is now shooting the RINOs which ironically depresses the incentive to be uniparty. As the leftist policies fail along with the Dem standing in polls, the purity spiral is taking hold of the elite institutions where even weak out of power nepots are viewed as enemies of the state.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2024 02:24 PM (uf8KX)

76 It mildly astonishes me that some of these idiots are so in the tank that they think a Romney is in any way not on their team from day one.

Posted by: American Hawkman at March 25, 2024 02:24 PM (skAOD)

77 Well Chuck needed a head transplant so his penis was sacrificed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2024 02:24 PM (lzI4r)

78 Does anyone watch national network news anymore?

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2024 02:24 PM (tcruw)

79 The talking heads on MSDNC and CNN are calling Ronna an election denier and a Trump lover.
They're too worried that maybe she'll say nice things about Trump.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 25, 2024 02:24 PM (NpAcC)

80 It was my understanding that because of the temper tantrums from their "talent", MSNBC had decided NOT to hire Ronna after all. Is that not true now?

Posted by: Archimedes at March 25, 2024 02:24 PM (CsUN+)

81
Ace has pointed out that Chuck resembles a French pimp, and in Todd's defense I would point out that Ronna would be a hard piece to peddle.

Posted by: Auspex at March 25, 2024 02:25 PM (j4U/Z)

82 Never watched Aqua Man. Doubt I'd watch Aqua Man 2.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 25, 2024 02:25 PM (FmapG)

83 Cable "news." Just die already.

Posted by: People still watch it? at March 25, 2024 02:25 PM (D3y/T)

84 80 It was my understanding that because of the temper tantrums from their "talent", MSNBC had decided NOT to hire Ronna after all. Is that not true now?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 25, 2024 02:24 PM (CsUN+)

========

She'll say what she's paid to say.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 25, 2024 02:25 PM (GBKbO)

85 >>Ummm...

Let it go. He's rolling.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2024 02:25 PM (LkLld)

86 78 Does anyone watch national network news anymore?
--------------
Not I. I watch Ancient Aliens and Oak Island.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 25, 2024 02:25 PM (FmapG)

87 I wonder how long before these assholes start openly call for a civil war? If stealing this election is not in the cards for the Dems(which I doubt), how loud will it get as November closes in?

Anyone for a bet?

Posted by: JROD at March 25, 2024 02:25 PM (IlL6s)

88 It's almost not even money laundering. Sure, racketeers gotta do crazy shit to hide how they got their money... but at least it's their money, however they came about it. Running numbers, selling drugs, whatever... it's still *theirs*, even if they got it doing something illicit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2024 02:25 PM (GkFGh)

89 Nicole Kidman looks like a wax figure.
Posted by: Piper
======
It is a British ancestry thing.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2024 02:26 PM (uf8KX)

90 How about Aqua Velva Man?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2024 02:26 PM (lzI4r)

91 Ace, Check out this insanity in Oregon. No gardening allowed? All ground water is now public?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtV45dTpfUk

Posted by: desicat at March 25, 2024 02:26 PM (iCYZN)

92 #74 Just a short version of Ace's post, with some other details from the Free Beacon report.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 25, 2024 02:26 PM (2yu8s)

93 It also appears, with some minor details changed, in his official biography.

The biography he stole from Neil Kinook?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2024 02:27 PM (lzI4r)

94 How about Aqua Velva Man?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2024 02:26 PM (lzI4r)
------------
His superpower is always smelling good. Nearly as lame as talking to fish.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 25, 2024 02:27 PM (DeFcY)

95 87 I wonder how long before these assholes start openly call for a civil war? If stealing this election is not in the cards for the Dems(which I doubt), how loud will it get as November closes in?

Anyone for a bet?
Posted by: JROD
=======
Hope for the best and prepare for the worst starting with about a year of provisions. Relocate if possible from urban areas even in 'red' states.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2024 02:27 PM (uf8KX)

96 Les Nessman >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chuck Todd

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 25, 2024 02:27 PM (9yWhg)

97 90 How about Aqua Velva Man?
------------
Grecian Formula Man was more manly and goatish.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 25, 2024 02:28 PM (FmapG)

98 Chuck Todd is technically not gay? I'm skeptical, very skeptical.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 25, 2024 02:28 PM (iFTx/)

99 Not I. I watch Ancient Aliens and Oak Island.

They had the "I'm not saying its aliens" guy on Resident Alien which was hillarious

Posted by: 18-1 at March 25, 2024 02:28 PM (ibTVg)

100 Aqua Velveeta Man bad!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 25, 2024 02:28 PM (2yu8s)

101 >>Todd called for an apology from network bosses, citing McDaniel's credibility issues and the difficult position this puts other NBC journalists in.

Sit the fuck down and shut up, sissy. Can't stand a debate of facts on equal footing? What's next, holding your breath? Pumping the neighbors cat?

And shave that pubic hair off your face, dickhead.

Posted by: Truthbomb at March 25, 2024 02:28 PM (tQvWB)

102 Toppik Man can't even hold a job.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2024 02:28 PM (GkFGh)

103 My favorite is how she still, after all these years and attacks, still tries to suck up to the left by accepting and repeating their lies.

I mean, they don't even care that she was an effective agent saboteur for their side-- she is still a Stinky Republican.

Recall that Williams fellow getting shitcanned from the Atlantic before day one?
These losers never learn: The Democrats hate you and they will never like you.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 25, 2024 02:28 PM (yikga)

104 The biography he stole from Neil Kinook?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2024 02:27 PM (lzI4r)
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"Kinook of the North: My Life in the Hebrides."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 25, 2024 02:29 PM (DeFcY)

105 How about Aqua Velva Man?
------------
Grecian Formula Man was more manly and goatish.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 25, 2024 02:28 PM (FmapG)



The Marlboro Man eats quiche.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 25, 2024 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

106 He's no Tim Russet.

Posted by: Spud Boy at March 25, 2024 02:29 PM (63Dwl)

107 Theatrics. What better way to make their new 'conservative' Leftist-in-RINO-clothing voice appear to represent 'true conservatives' (and thus make Trump et al. out to look truly radical when she criticizes them) than to have the out-of-the-closet Leftists have a hissy fit over her hiring? All we need now is for Trump to trash NBC while saying Ronna is a 'great hire' and her re-branding is complete. Hopefully he won't take that bait but they're gonna try to make this work with or without him...

And even if she defied her DNA and considered taking a real conservative stance on something, their playbook of Coney Barrett / Kavanaugh intimidation that they're demonstrating is sure to squelch it...

Posted by: bearski at March 25, 2024 02:29 PM (Bhsk7)

108 103 Recall that Williams fellow getting shitcanned from the Atlantic before day one?
These losers never learn: The Democrats hate you and they will never like you.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 25, 2024 02:28 PM (yikga)

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But their paymasters' checks will still clear.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 25, 2024 02:29 PM (GBKbO)

109 Civil War? Lololololol. These people can't even have an honest debate. Imagine how that'd go.

Posted by: Truthbomb at March 25, 2024 02:29 PM (tQvWB)

110 48 This is what happened with Kevin Williamson, remember?

Just imagine what would happen if they signed up a real conservative Republican?
Posted by: Eeyore
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There are actual conservatives and there are Republicans but the joint set is pretty empty given how GOPe define Ronna as conservative.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2024 02:30 PM (uf8KX)

111 63 Because of the pale skin? Me likey the pale skin with the blue eyes and the reddish-adjacent hair.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 25, 2024

No, I have pale skin and red hair. I think it’s more due to the filler and Botox, of which I am not opposed, and may do myself. Her facial structure- she has a prominent forehead so the lack of movement there, the lack of movement near her eyes just becomes more noticeable and waxfigure like. She is pretty, there is no way to say she isn’t, and her face work is not awful like poor Meg Ryan, so there is that.

Posted by: Piper at March 25, 2024 02:30 PM (ZdaMQ)

112

Fuck the Cuck!

Posted by: Dirty Frank at March 25, 2024 02:30 PM (I/4Ah)

113 The gaydies doth protest too much.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 25, 2024 02:31 PM (IG4Id)

114
Why hasn't ripped on tom cocksucker nichols, lately?

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 25, 2024 02:31 PM (EfsjJ)

115 112

Fuck the Cuck!
Posted by: Dirty Frank at March 25, 2024 02:30 PM (I/4Ah)

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"Ew...like...physical contact? I'm good on my seat in the closet, thanks."
-David French

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 25, 2024 02:31 PM (GBKbO)

116 Recall that Williams fellow getting shitcanned from the Atlantic before day one?
These losers never learn: The Democrats hate you and they will never like you.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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Fellow travelers are always shocked by Stalin's minions putting a bullet in the back of their head. If only Stalin knew is their lament.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2024 02:31 PM (uf8KX)

117 Never watched Aqua Man. Doubt I'd watch Aqua Man 2.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 25, 2024 02:25 PM (FmapG)

Concur. Last time I saw "Aquaman" I was about 8 years old and he was in a comic book and not a fag.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 25, 2024 02:31 PM (+Dh/K)

118 Tuck Chodd.

....

There's no reason that should amuse me. But it does.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2024 02:31 PM (GkFGh)

119 @109 Truthbomb-Lololololol, BLM/antifa, 2020 Summer Of Love w/cities burning, lolololollolololol

Posted by: JROD at March 25, 2024 02:31 PM (IlL6s)

120 She's just Michael Steele lite...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2024 02:32 PM (Akjoo)

121 How does any woman think puffy fish lips are attractive?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 25, 2024 02:32 PM (eYF7X)

122 The Ukrainian Princess is displeased, and her leach husband follows suit.

Todd must watch his own mouth.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at March 25, 2024 02:32 PM (GshMh)

123 F*cking Todd.

He ruins everything.

Posted by: Not Friends of Todd at March 25, 2024 02:33 PM (v+0wn)

124 109 Civil War? Lololololol. These people can't even have an honest debate. Imagine how that'd go.
Posted by: Truthbomb
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The current crop imagines that they will hire the sparks of humanity coming across the border to do their dirty work for them if those sparks want their checks to continue.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2024 02:33 PM (uf8KX)

125 Todd Todd Todd T. Squirrel >>> Chuck Todd

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2024 02:34 PM (GkFGh)

126 116 Fellow travelers are always shocked by Stalin's minions putting a bullet in the back of their head. If only Stalin knew is their lament.
Posted by: whig at March 25, 2024 02:31 PM (uf8KX)

Stalin knows that they're filthy traitors who can't be trusted.

Just like we know.

Posted by: XTC at March 25, 2024 02:34 PM (UnA8+)

127 123 F*cking Todd.

He ruins everything.
Posted by: Not Friends of Todd
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NBC and MSNBC are pre ruined as far as truth is concerned so Todd can make the rubble bounce I guess.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2024 02:34 PM (uf8KX)

128 Per MEDIAite: Former RNC chair Ronna McDaniel may have inked a deal to appear as a political analyst on NBC News, [i[but she is not welcome on sister network MSNBC, a new report revealed.

According to The Wall Street Journal, MSNBC president Rashida Jones “has no plans to have McDaniel on the channel,” citing “people familiar” with the controversy.

Ronna McDaniel supported and enabled the 2020 "stolen" election conspiracy bullshit. ACTIVELY She is a proven liar and has defended the January 6 Insurrection. Do you see the difference? She should be in jail for her role in the fake elector scheme, not on NBC

McDaniel isn't like Nicolle Wallace. Nicolle was an R when there was a Repulican party, not MAGA death cult. She actively atones for having worked for George W, and is very clear sighted about what we are facing as a nation. Her current focus is on the possibility of American autocracy, facing it head on.

Nicolle owes her MSNBC career to Rachel Maddow, who used her as a fill-in, which allowed her talents to be demonstrated. Wallace became a lapsed Republican after experiencing Sarah Palin. Trumpism was her final straw.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 25, 2024 02:34 PM (JCZqz)

129 Nice.

@AGAndrewBailey
🚨BREAKING: I am filing suit against Media Matters to force them to turn over documents regarding their solicitation of donations to bully advertisers into pulling out of X, the last platform dedicated to free speech in America.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2024 02:35 PM (LkLld)

130 So pretty much Ronna was every bit as bad and backstabbing as we all believed. That's what this confirms, correct?

Posted by: Ribbed at March 25, 2024 02:35 PM (iFMeW)

131 The current crop imagines that they will hire the sparks of humanity coming across the border to do their dirty work for them if those sparks want their checks to continue.
Posted by: whig at March 25, 2024 02:33 PM (uf8KX)

Their appreciation of geopolitics is on par with an underpants gnome's appreciation of project management.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2024 02:35 PM (GkFGh)

132 Todd Todd Todd T. Squirrel >>> Chuck Todd
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2024 02:34 PM (GkFGh)
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I would pay money to see Chuch Todd scream so loudly that he decapitates himself.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 25, 2024 02:35 PM (DeFcY)

133 117 Concur. Last time I saw "Aquaman" I was about 8 years old and he was in a comic book and not a fag.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 25, 2024 02:31 PM (+Dh/K)

Are you sure he wasn't a fag? Did they actually write him as killing other men?

Posted by: XTC at March 25, 2024 02:35 PM (UnA8+)

134 How does any woman think puffy fish lips are attractive?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 25, 2024 02:32 PM (eYF7X)

Maybe they think it makes them look like enthusiastic fellators?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2024 02:36 PM (tkR6S)

135 Stalin knows that they're filthy traitors who can't be trusted.

Just like we know.
Posted by: XTC
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The French aristos had the justification of "Reasons of State" as their motto for doing just that.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2024 02:36 PM (uf8KX)

136 If only Stalin knew is their lament.
Posted by: whig


If only we could tell the tsar how the nobility treats us!
-- The Serfs

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 25, 2024 02:36 PM (9yWhg)

137 This is rich. The California commies have been censoring pictures of criminals by covering their faces with Legos so as not to hurt their feelings. But now . . .

LEGO is demanding California cops stop using their brick heads to replace criminals' faces on social media

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May I suggest monkey faces?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 25, 2024 02:36 PM (FVME7)

138 "Their appreciation of geopolitics is on par with an underpants gnome's appreciation of project management."

They also think people are leaving 80-90 degree ocean breezes for Texas.

Posted by: Ribbed at March 25, 2024 02:36 PM (iFMeW)

139 Hurrah, she finally took off her mask, not that we didn't know

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2024 02:36 PM (Z80zG)

140 Chuck is doing this just for effect. He knows Ronna is on his side, he just wants it to look like He thinks she is on the other side. Pretty easy to understand if you think about what he is doing.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at March 25, 2024 02:36 PM (CecP5)

141 ...because of climate change.

Posted by: Ribbed at March 25, 2024 02:36 PM (iFMeW)

142 Their appreciation of geopolitics is on par with an underpants gnome's appreciation of project management.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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AH Lloyd has an excellent book on the Spanish Civil war indicating just that.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2024 02:37 PM (uf8KX)

143 78 Does anyone watch national network news anymore?
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2024 02:24 PM (tcruw)

Sadly, yes. They get 20-25m views per night. To put that into context Fox gets 2M on average.

Posted by: Montec at March 25, 2024 02:37 PM (4+s9S)

144 It's almost not even money laundering. Sure, racketeers gotta do crazy shit to hide how they got their money... but at least it's their money, however they came about it. Running numbers, selling drugs, whatever... it's still *theirs*, even if they got it doing something illicit.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2024 02:25 PM (GkFGh)

It's like the old terms just don't work anymore. You basically have the blob, everything that makes up the power structure that keeps everyone else enslaved. Some of them are greedy bastards, some are zealots, some work for the government, some work for power sources, and some are just the receptive entities that help keep the machine running.

Everyone, working for the blob.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2024 02:37 PM (dGCAG)

145 Concur. Last time I saw "Aquaman" I was about 8 years old and he was in a comic book and not a fag.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 25, 2024 02:31 PM (+Dh/K)

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Wait, are you saying Jason Momoa is a fag? Because, nuh uh.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2024 02:37 PM (DRSnL)

146 But didn't she already also say/confirm that it was Trump who forced her out?

Look at what happend as soon as she was gone:
Bloodbath of firings of long-time losers.
Several election integrity lawsuits filed; in MI and NV.
Hired that fellow who has been effective at registering conservative voters.

And probably a bunch more that we haven't heard yet.

All that she was doing to work from the inside for Democrats.
And they still hate her.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 25, 2024 02:38 PM (yikga)

147 Ronna McDaniel supported and enabled the 2020 "stolen" election conspiracy bullshit. ACTIVELY She is a proven liar and has defended the January 6 Insurrection. Do you see the difference? She should be in jail for her role in the fake elector scheme, not on NBC

Nope.. She was just interviewed and said that she disagrees with Trump on pardoning the Jan 6'ers and she said there are many things she disagrees with about with Trump

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2024 02:38 PM (Akjoo)

148 Waiting for truck to get done, needs water pump, might be another jour

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2024 02:38 PM (j9CiB)

149 140 Chuck is doing this just for effect. He knows Ronna is on his side, he just wants it to look like He thinks she is on the other side. Pretty easy to understand if you think about what he is doing.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at March 25, 2024 02:36 PM (CecP5)

Possibly, but it's just as likely he doesn't want to allow her into the club. Even the act of wearing the GOP mask was enough for him to consider her impure.

Posted by: XTC at March 25, 2024 02:38 PM (UnA8+)

150
Stafford's at Harbor Springs will be back open in a month; Ronna and the girl bosses will be back to morning Mimosas and complaining about Trump weekdays until 1 pm nap time.

Posted by: Auspex at March 25, 2024 02:38 PM (j4U/Z)

151 LEGO is demanding California cops stop using their brick heads to replace criminals' faces on social media

-
May I suggest monkey faces?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 25, 2024 02:36 PM (FVME7)

"East Asians significantly overrepresented in recent California crime statistics, details at 8."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2024 02:38 PM (GkFGh)

152 Mark Felton just put up a new episode on YouTube about Donald Trump's uncle who received awards and medals from King George VI, President Harry Truman, and President Ronald Reagan.

His uncle worked with MIT's Rad Lab on developing radar during World War II.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2024 02:38 PM (lzI4r)

153 Another account discussing the Oregon insanity and how it is attacking small farmers, homesteaders, and gardeners.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unOXcKigSuY

Posted by: desicat at March 25, 2024 02:38 PM (iCYZN)

154 146 But didn't she already also say/confirm that it was Trump who forced her out?

Yes

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2024 02:39 PM (Akjoo)

155 121 How does any woman think puffy fish lips are attractive?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 25, 2024 02:32 PM (eYF7X)
_________

Many many do. I assume they see it on TV or on THOT influencers and want to look like that. Lip injections and surgeries are a $10+ billion (yes, with a "b") industry. The shame is just like with girls with great natural boobs who want boob implants to look like porn stars, I know girls with fantastic lips who want lip injections to look like . . . porn stars.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 25, 2024 02:39 PM (iFTx/)

156 Oh for the sunny days of yesteryear when the DU praised GWB as a moderate Republican they could work with!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 25, 2024 02:40 PM (2yu8s)

157 All that she was doing to work from the inside for Democrats.
And they still hate her.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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If only Biden knew!!!

Posted by: Ronna at March 25, 2024 02:40 PM (uf8KX)

158 155 Many many do. I assume they see it on TV or on THOT influencers and want to look like that. Lip injections and surgeries are a $10+ billion (yes, with a "b") industry. The shame is just like with girls with great natural boobs who want boob implants to look like porn stars, I know girls with fantastic lips who want lip injections to look like . . . porn stars.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 25, 2024 02:39 PM (iFTx/)

They want to be Twitch THOTs and OF THOTs, too. Easy Money,

Posted by: XTC at March 25, 2024 02:40 PM (UnA8+)

159 =====

Wait, are you saying Jason Momoa is a fag? Because, nuh uh.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2024 02:37 PM (DRSnL)



I guess you haven't seen his T-Mobile commercial.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 25, 2024 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

160 Rubio went on with Jon Karl at ABC Propaganda Sunday, and tried to explain to the POS why voters prefer peace and prosperity to the Junta dream dystopia. He failed, as Karl was near laughing in disbelief.

How any business justifies employing people like Jon Karl is a mystery to me.

Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at March 25, 2024 02:41 PM (p0I4D)

161 145 Wait, are you saying Jason Momoa is a fag? Because, nuh uh.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2024 02:37 PM (DRSnL)

Has he killed another man, in real life?

Because if not...

Posted by: XTC at March 25, 2024 02:41 PM (UnA8+)

162 147 Ronna McDaniel supported and enabled the 2020 "stolen" election conspiracy bullshit. ACTIVELY She is a proven liar and has defended the January 6 Insurrection. Do you see the difference? She should be in jail for her role in the fake elector scheme, not on NBC
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Nope.. She was just interviewed and said that she disagrees with Trump on pardoning the Jan 6'ers and she said there are many things she disagrees with about with Trump
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Well, you see:
There are the facts.
And then there is their truth.
And DU has, their truth-- they don't need facts.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 25, 2024 02:43 PM (yikga)

163 How any business justifies employing people like Jon Karl is a mystery to me.
Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at March 25, 2024 02:41 PM (p0I4D)

He is the one who knows where all the bones are buried.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2024 02:43 PM (GkFGh)

164 How any business justifies employing people like Jon Karl is a mystery to me.
Posted by: The Frumious Follywood
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You don't have to be a deluded sociopathic leftist creep used to denying true things to be a media frontman but it definitely helps.

Rather still believes he is right for example on GWB's papers.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2024 02:44 PM (uf8KX)

165 151 LEGO is demanding California cops stop using their brick heads to replace criminals' faces on social media

-
May I suggest monkey faces?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 25, 2024 02:36 PM (FVME7)

"East Asians significantly overrepresented in recent California crime statistics, details at 8."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2024 02:38 PM (GkFGh)

++++

What's funny is that tech companies have been offering alternative skin tones of your choosing, like with video games and texting characters. But, when it comes to real life and when suspects are arrested, they decided to use Lego yellow-heads to overcome the obvious.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 25, 2024 02:45 PM (F6UFz)

166 Wait, are you saying Jason Momoa is a fag? Because, nuh uh.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2024 02:37 PM (DRSnL)

Has he killed another man, in real life?

Because if not...
Posted by: XTC at March 25, 2024 02:41 PM (UnA8+)

Burt's Rules of Hollowood:

1. Everyone has been on the casting couch
2. All male actors are gay until proven otherwise
3. See rule #1

Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2024 02:45 PM (dGCAG)

167 Chuck Todd should take some solace in the fact that nobody is tuning in to watch MSNBC, anyway.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2024 02:45 PM (wgA3C)

168 If it hasn't dawned up some people yet, there is not much different between the unthinking very emotional disconnected from reality Democrats and well the Werewolves in Germany after a certain painter killed himself.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2024 02:45 PM (lzI4r)

169 I guess you haven't seen his T-Mobile commercial.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 25, 2024 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

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Shut up, that was cute and sexy.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2024 02:46 PM (DRSnL)

170

Just received this email from my credit union:

In anticipation of the solar eclipse occurring on Monday, April 8, our branches will be closed to allow our team and members to enjoy this rare celestial event safely. As a reminder, you can still access your accounts, make transactions, and manage your finances conveniently through our online and mobile banking platform.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2024 02:46 PM (63Dwl)

171 =====

Shut up, that was cute and sexy.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2024 02:46 PM (DRSnL)



Yes. Three men prancing around singing together is what does it.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 25, 2024 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

172 Nobody says I look like a porn star. I mean, nobody.

Posted by: Ronna McDaniel at March 25, 2024 02:47 PM (woPEM)

173 172 Nobody says I look like a porn star. I mean, nobody.
Posted by: Ronna McDaniel at March 25, 2024 02:47 PM (woPEM)

A pork star maybe

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2024 02:48 PM (Akjoo)

174 Nobody says I look like a porn star. I mean, nobody.
Posted by: Ronna McDaniel



Well, some of us just have it, and some don't.

Posted by: Trigglypuff at March 25, 2024 02:48 PM (9yWhg)

175 Yes. Three men prancing around singing together is what does it.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 25, 2024 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

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Stop trying to ruin everything for me!!

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2024 02:48 PM (DRSnL)

176 96 Les Nessman >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chuck Todd
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 25, 2024 02:27 PM (9yWhg)

Ted Knight >>>>>>>>>>> Les Nessman >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chuck Todd

Posted by: browndog sees you and raises you at March 25, 2024 02:48 PM (TTAGa)

177 A pork star maybe
Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2024 02:48 PM (Akjoo)

More oink than boink?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2024 02:48 PM (GkFGh)

178 In anticipation of the solar eclipse occurring on Monday, April 8, our branches will be closed to allow our team and members to enjoy this rare celestial event safely.

I see there are warnings about phony sunglasses for the event being sold. How many employees will not be into work next day because they did look into the eclipse.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2024 02:49 PM (lzI4r)

179 OK, removing the Trigglypuff sock before I post again.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 25, 2024 02:49 PM (9yWhg)

180 =====

Stop trying to ruin everything for me!!

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2024 02:48 PM (DRSnL)



I have no such powers.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 25, 2024 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

181 172 Nobody says I look like a porn star. I mean, nobody.
Posted by: Ronna McDaniel
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Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.

Posted by: Al Czervik at March 25, 2024 02:49 PM (uf8KX)

182 177 A pork star maybe
Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2024 02:48 PM (Akjoo)

More oink than boink?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2024 02:48 PM (GkFGh)

Watch it, Bub!!

Posted by: Miss Piggy at March 25, 2024 02:49 PM (T+Iwg)

183 Nobody says I look like a porn star. I mean, nobody.
Posted by: Ronna McDaniel at March 25, 2024 02:47 PM (woPEM)

More like a prop, amirite?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2024 02:50 PM (tkR6S)

184 Wait, are you saying Jason Momoa is a fag? Because, nuh uh.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2024 02:37 PM (DRSnL)


I remember when I had to break the news to my wife.

As a married woman, any man you find attractive - other than your husband - is automatically defined to be homosexual.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2024 02:50 PM (z99Zw)

185 151 LEGO is demanding California cops stop using their brick heads to replace criminals' faces on social media

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Maybe they should use Weeble Wobble faces instead...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 25, 2024 02:50 PM (7fElN)

186 A pork star?

Thought Lizzo had a lock on that gig

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2024 02:50 PM (lzI4r)

187 @185

>>Maybe they should use Weeble Wobble faces instead.

Just use the NPC Meme Head and be done with it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 25, 2024 02:51 PM (JIdXK)

188 48 This is what happened with Kevin Williamson, remember?

Just imagine what would happen if they signed up a real conservative Republican?
Posted by: Eeyore at March 25, 2024 02:19 PM (1bNHn)
_______________________________

I seem to remember a rather public firing of Pat Buchanan by MSNBC back about 10 years ago.

Posted by: Orson at March 25, 2024 02:51 PM (dIske)

189 Yes. Three men prancing around singing together is what does it.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 25, 2024 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

...The shirt sleeve "falling down" at the end. Is that supposed to be comparable to a boner?

Ick.

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at March 25, 2024 02:52 PM (JCLJi)

190 All I can say about Ronna is Once a Romney always a Romney

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2024 02:52 PM (Akjoo)

191 >> A pork star?


I'm ready for my closeup, Mr Demille.

Posted by: Liz Cheney at March 25, 2024 02:52 PM (wgA3C)

192 They’re closing down banks for a fucking eclipse? Lol. We are so gone.

Posted by: Montec at March 25, 2024 02:52 PM (4+s9S)

193 A pork star?

Thought Lizzo had a lock on that gig
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2024 02:50 PM (lzI4r)



It's an elite club.

Posted by: Ana Navarro at March 25, 2024 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

194 In anticipation of the solar eclipse occurring on Monday, April 8, our branches will be closed to allow our team and members to enjoy this rare celestial event safely.

This is being treated as if it were the Second Coming. Who knows...maybe it is.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 25, 2024 02:52 PM (V8he0)

195 Nicnac, RonnaMac, give this gal a bone.

Posted by: Eromero at March 25, 2024 02:53 PM (NxC5+)

196 In anticipation of the solar eclipse occurring on Monday, April 8, our branches will be closed to allow our team and members to enjoy this rare celestial event safely. As a reminder, you can still access your accounts, make transactions, and manage your finances conveniently through our online and mobile banking platform.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2024 02:46 PM (63Dwl)

I can read corporatespeak, lemme translate:

We will be sacrificing a goat to Ba'al during the alignment of the moon and sun, as is appropriate.

We'll be in the building, but in the lower level, where we keep the Satanic ritual equipment, so none of our tellers will be available until they've washed all the blood from their faces.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2024 02:53 PM (dGCAG)

197 192 They’re closing down banks for a fucking eclipse? Lol. We are so gone.
Posted by: Montec at March 25, 2024 02:52 PM (4+s9S)

Got a couple kids in school in Bloomington. They say the whole place is going nuts over this.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 25, 2024 02:53 PM (T+Iwg)

198 There was a yuuuuuuuuuuuuge eclipse in 2017 as well. Media went to 11 over it as well.

Posted by: Montec at March 25, 2024 02:54 PM (4+s9S)

199 195 Nicnac, RonnaMac, give this gal a bone.
Posted by: Eromero at March 25, 2024 02:53 PM (NxC5+)

Sorry, Ronna rates as a zero on the binary scale.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 25, 2024 02:54 PM (YwyqV)

200 solar eclipse

Posted by: vic at March 25, 2024 02:54 PM (A5THL)

201 198 There was a yuuuuuuuuuuuuge eclipse in 2017 as well. Media went to 11 over it as well.
Posted by: Montec at March 25, 2024 02:54 PM (4+s9S)

When you don't want to report anything else...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 25, 2024 02:55 PM (exHjb)

202 Chuck Todd wants an apology? Ok here goes:

Chuck, I am sorry my dick is way bigger than yours. I am also sorry everybody else's dick is way bigger than yours, even Rona McDaniels'. If there was a contest for the smallest dick, you would finally be the best at something, but there's not... sorry about that too.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 25, 2024 02:55 PM (Z4l3J)

203 Standing outside gawping at the sun like a bunch of fire worshipping heathens....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2024 02:55 PM (GkFGh)

204 198 There was a yuuuuuuuuuuuuge eclipse in 2017 as well. Media went to 11 over it as well.
Posted by: Montec at March 25, 2024 02:54 PM (4+s9S)

Like the barnyard animals in the children’s book “Someone is Eating the Sun!”

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 25, 2024 02:55 PM (YwyqV)

205 But will it be a total eclipse of the heart?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2024 02:55 PM (lzI4r)

206 148 And done right after posted

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2024 02:55 PM (fwDg9)

207 >>There was a yuuuuuuuuuuuuge eclipse in 2017 as well. Media went to 11 over it as well.


You can learn a lot about people by watching a small band of Chimpanzees.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2024 02:56 PM (wgA3C)

208 Critical Drinker hated Road House. So I'm going to go with my gut as mentioned a few threads ago and pass on this one, despite Ace's recommendation.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 25, 2024 02:56 PM (fKIdX)

209 You can learn a lot about people by watching a small band of Chimpanzees.

Or Democrats

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2024 02:56 PM (lzI4r)

210 You can learn a lot about people by watching a small band of Chimpanzees.
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2024 02:56 PM (wgA3C)

Groovy!

Posted by: Mickey Dolenz at March 25, 2024 02:56 PM (GkFGh)

211 As a married woman, any man you find attractive - other than your husband - is automatically defined to be homosexual.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2024 02:50 PM (z99Zw)

If you meet a guy, and he's kinda fat and dresses like a slob, he's not gay.

If you meet a guy, and he's well-coiffed, smells nice, seems to work out several days a week... there's a fairly high percentage chance he's gay.

Why? You don't really need to ask, you know I'm telling the truth.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2024 02:57 PM (dGCAG)

212 There was a yuuuuuuuuuuuuge eclipse in 2017 as well. Media went to 11 over it as well.
Posted by: Montec


Yeah, I remember that. A lot of folks in my office complex (including me) went out to watch it. And then, when it was over, we went back inside to our jobs. No need to take the whole freakin' day off.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 25, 2024 02:57 PM (9yWhg)

213 It's not hypocrisy, it's the continuing to push the leftist propaganda fantasy that they are all 'unbiased moderates'.

Hiring Romneys necessary threatens to pull the wool off the NPC eyes because they legitimately HAVE NO IDEA how many politicians work for them.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at March 25, 2024 02:57 PM (8DbYW)

214 >>So I'm going to go with my gut as mentioned a few threads ago and pass on this one, despite Ace's recommendation.


Doesn't the new Roadhouse feature Bradley Cooper, topless?


That would kind of explain Ace's endorsement.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2024 02:57 PM (wgA3C)

215 Ace, Check out this insanity in Oregon. No gardening allowed? All ground water is now public?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtV45dTpfUk
Posted by: desicat at March 25, 2024 02:26 PM (iCYZN)
*******
This will not end well.
The #1 gardening channel on YouTube and social media is Garden Answer run by Laura and Aaron LeBoutillier.
They have millions of followers and a huge property in Oregon.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 25, 2024 02:57 PM (NpAcC)

216 Oh Mickey! You so Monkee you blow my mind!

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2024 02:58 PM (lzI4r)

217 LOL, ronna gets to enjoy the fate of all traitors, untrusted and scorned by every side! LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 25, 2024 02:58 PM (PFYt9)

218 I watch e-clips all the time on YouTube.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 25, 2024 02:59 PM (9yWhg)

219 I have no such powers.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 25, 2024 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

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No you do not. I love Jason Momoa.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2024 02:59 PM (DRSnL)

220
Chuck, I am sorry my dick is way bigger than yours. I am also sorry everybody else's dick is way bigger than yours, even Rona McDaniels'.

Even Joe's welder client has a bigger one.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2024 02:59 PM (63Dwl)

221 There was a yuuuuuuuuuuuuge eclipse in 2017 as well. Media went to 11 over it as well.
__________

Satanists and Pagans rejoice!

And opthalmologists!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 25, 2024 02:59 PM (lf83v)

222 If you meet a guy, and he's well-coiffed, smells nice, seems to work out several days a week... there's a fairly high percentage chance he's gay.
...
Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2024 02:57 PM (dGCAG)


Unless he can also deliver a roundhouse kick to your face.

Posted by: Chuck Norris at March 25, 2024 03:00 PM (PiwSw)

223 Quick off-topic question to Ace and/or the esteemed members of the Horde - in light of the sidebar piece about "ff" appearing at the beginning of words, does anyone know how the Welsh name Llywelyn is pronounced? Because it apparently isn't "Lew-ellen," and what sounds like an "f" somehow comes into the mix.

Posted by: John Drake at March 25, 2024 03:00 PM (3Gdb3)

224 Yeah, I remember that. A lot of folks in my office complex (including me) went out to watch it. And then, when it was over, we went back inside to our jobs. No need to take the whole freakin' day off.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 25, 2024 02:57 PM (9yWhg)

Only lasted a couple minutes.

Insert that’s what she said joke here.

Posted by: Montec at March 25, 2024 03:00 PM (4+s9S)

225 Take her. The bitch was the one who destroyed the last few elections.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 25, 2024 03:00 PM (d2bW3)

226 Standing outside gawping at the sun like a bunch of fire worshipping heathens....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2024 02:55 PM (GkFGh)

Seeing a full eclipse is an amazing event from the changing sky color, the hushing of animal noises, the drastic temperature change, and the stillness before the wind suddenly starts toblow. These are a few of the things that start and end within a very short time period.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 25, 2024 03:00 PM (/k2ZC)

227 Bonobo chimps like big lips.

Posted by: Eromero at March 25, 2024 03:00 PM (NxC5+)

228 Who is Jason Momoa? Is he somehow involved with the eclipse?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 25, 2024 03:00 PM (V8he0)

229 If you meet a guy, and he's kinda fat and dresses like a slob, he's not gay.

Even people on the internet I've never met can tell I'm super straight.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2024 03:01 PM (z99Zw)

230 >> I love Jason Momoa.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2024 02:59 PM (DRSnL)


There's more symmetry in Cubist Portraiture than that guy's face.

Eyes that far apart are a Genetic Red Flag.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2024 03:01 PM (wgA3C)

231 Posted by: redridinghood at March 25, 2024 02:57 PM (NpAcC)

If you can’t kill enough people with the death jab, can’t provoke Russia into lobbing nukes then you just cut off the ways to produce food.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 25, 2024 03:01 PM (8JpqG)

232 211 If you meet a guy, and he's kinda fat and dresses like a slob, he's not gay.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2024 02:57 PM (dGCAG)

If he doesn't have facial hair, he's in his midlife crisis and about to Troon out.

Posted by: XTC at March 25, 2024 03:01 PM (UnA8+)

233 >In anticipation of the solar eclipse occurring on Monday, April 8, our branches will be closed to allow our team and members to enjoy this rare celestial event safely.

The fatted calf shall be brought to the sacrificial shrine.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 25, 2024 03:01 PM (cf/0E)

234 The “he takes care of himself so he’s gay” thing is about 30 years out of date.

Posted by: Montec at March 25, 2024 03:01 PM (4+s9S)

235 224 Yeah, I remember that. A lot of folks in my office complex (including me) went out to watch it. And then, when it was over, we went back inside to our jobs. No need to take the whole freakin' day off.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 25, 2024 02:57 PM (9yWhg)
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Yeah, went out back and watched the deer bedding down for the night at 1300. Strange.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 25, 2024 03:02 PM (FmapG)

236 >>The “he takes care of himself so he’s gay” thing is about 30 years out of date.


Gym Bros will always be Homos.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2024 03:02 PM (wgA3C)

237 Oh good lord! Who wrote that movie review in the sidebar saying the Roadhouse remake was good? I watched it for free thank God and it was a steaming pile of shit. Even if the original didn't exist and you judge the movie on its own it sucked. Not even good enough for mindless, nothing else to do, just kill some time entertainment. Acting from everyone including Gylenhall sucked which was weird. I've seen more convincing acting in high school plays. These fight scenes in movies nowadays have been played out and John Wick 4 put that nail in the coffin with him getting hit by cars umpteen times and falling from two stories and walking away. I can only suspend disbelief so much. Gylenhall gets cracked in the jaw by McGregor in one scene that would break any mans jaw, leave cuts that they'd probably bleed so much they'd need a transfusion not to mention unconscious.
Again, not even good enough for killing time. Watch the old one. The blonde Swayze nails is hot and it has naked bewbs in it.

Posted by: JROD at March 25, 2024 03:03 PM (IlL6s)

238 The fatted calf shall be brought to the sacrificial shrine.

Meggy Mac?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2024 03:03 PM (lzI4r)

239 Satanists and Pagans rejoice!

And opthalmologists!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 25, 2024 02:59 PM (lf83v)

Someone posted the vid the other day, of Trump and Melania at the White House, and what does Trump do? Looks right up at the eclipse, without the glasses.

That's our Trump.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2024 03:03 PM (dGCAG)

240 Quick off-topic question to Ace and/or the esteemed members of the Horde - in light of the sidebar piece about "ff" appearing at the beginning of words, does anyone know how the Welsh name Llywelyn is pronounced? Because it apparently isn't "Lew-ellen," and what sounds like an "f" somehow comes into the mix.
Posted by: John Drake at March 25, 2024 03:00 PM (3Gdb3)
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The Welsh "ll" is a voiceless l. You sort of make an l-shape while exhaling. Difficult to explain without actually showing how it's done.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 25, 2024 03:03 PM (DeFcY)

241 Hilarious.

I write a piece about Pier Paolo Pasolini, and everyone gets up in a roar because ace liked the new Roadhouse instead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 25, 2024 03:04 PM (GBKbO)

242 Quick off-topic question to Ace and/or the esteemed members of the Horde - in light of the sidebar piece about "ff" appearing at the beginning of words, does anyone know how the Welsh name Llywelyn is pronounced? Because it apparently isn't "Lew-ellen," and what sounds like an "f" somehow comes into the mix.
Posted by: John Drake

It's a voiced alveolar lateral fricative. It does sound a lot like an f sound. You kinda gotta stick your tongue into your cheek to make it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 25, 2024 03:04 PM (9yWhg)

243 Question for the hoard - do futures lead price or does price lead futures?

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 25, 2024 03:04 PM (FmapG)

244 There's more symmetry in Cubist Portraiture than that guy's face.

Eyes that far apart are a Genetic Red Flag.
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2024 03:01 PM (wgA3C)

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Who gives a rat's ass about symmetry? Have you seen his body?

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2024 03:04 PM (DRSnL)

245 I thought MSNBC walked this back? The WSJ ran a story on the walk back a couple of days ago.

Posted by: McLurkerson at March 25, 2024 03:04 PM (wNDOJ)

246 230 >> I love Jason Momoa.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2024 02:59 PM (DRSnL)


There's more symmetry in Cubist Portraiture than that guy's face.

Eyes that far apart are a Genetic Red Flag.
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2024 03:01 PM (wgA3C)

He once chided Chris Pratt on social media for using a single-use plastic bottle.

Dude's a flamer.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 25, 2024 03:05 PM (KbCG3)

247 TJM

Should have reviewed Prometheus and Romulus trailers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2024 03:05 PM (lzI4r)

248 You kinda gotta stick your tongue into your cheek to make it.
____________

Add the hand motion and you will have my alveolar lateral fricative attention.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 25, 2024 03:05 PM (lf83v)

249 There's more symmetry in Cubist Portraiture than that guy's face.

Eyes that far apart are a Genetic Red Flag.
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2024 03:01 PM (wgA3C)


What?

Posted by: Anya Taylor-Joy at March 25, 2024 03:06 PM (PiwSw)

250 David Plouffe / Barack Obama campaign manager
........

Now there's a faggot I haven't heard from in a while.

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2024 03:06 PM (v0R5T)

251 The “he takes care of himself so he’s gay” thing is about 30 years out of date.
Posted by: Montec at March 25, 2024 03:01 PM (4+s9S)

You know what else is about 30 years out of date?

Heterosexuality.

These kids today, waxing their beards, unable to use rotary phones, and buggering each other.

Sad, really.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2024 03:06 PM (dGCAG)

252 Walking back the walk back. So is that a walk forward.

Posted by: Montec at March 25, 2024 03:06 PM (4+s9S)

253 247 TJM

Should have reviewed Prometheus and Romulus trailers.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2024 03:05 PM (lzI4r)

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Alien Romulus looks fun, though I didn't really like Don't Breathe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 25, 2024 03:06 PM (GBKbO)

254 247 TJM

Should have reviewed Prometheus and Romulus trailers.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2024 03:05 PM (lzI4r)

Isn’t the Romulus Trailer just a teaser? I watched it and have no idea what’s happening.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 25, 2024 03:06 PM (YwyqV)

255 >>Who gives a rat's ass about symmetry? Have you seen his body?


Biceps are tits for women...

that is all you are telling me.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2024 03:06 PM (wgA3C)

256 What?
Posted by: Anya Taylor-Joy at March 25, 2024 03:06 PM (PiwSw)

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Is this about me?

Posted by: Lily Cole at March 25, 2024 03:07 PM (DRSnL)

257 254 Isn’t the Romulus Trailer just a teaser? I watched it and have no idea what’s happening.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 25, 2024 03:06 PM (YwyqV

=======

Xenomorph terrorizes people on space station. It seems to be pretty basic Alien territory.

Could be fun.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 25, 2024 03:07 PM (GBKbO)

258 Have you seen his body?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2024 03:04 PM (DRSnL)

No, but his boyfriend has.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2024 03:07 PM (dGCAG)

259 Walking back the walk back. So is that a walk forward.
Posted by: Montec at March 25, 2024 03:06 PM (4+s9S)
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More of a walk-in-place.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 25, 2024 03:07 PM (DeFcY)

260 @236 garrett-That's a shitty excuse to not go to the gym garrett. Don't be lazy.

Posted by: JROD at March 25, 2024 03:07 PM (IlL6s)

261 Someone posted the vid the other day, of Trump and Melania at the White House, and what does Trump do? Looks right up at the eclipse, without the glasses.

That's our Trump.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2024 03:03 PM (dGCAG)

Trump can stare down the Sun. Truth!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2024 03:07 PM (tkR6S)

262
I have a simple rule that everyone - with the exception of Methodists - whose religion begins with the letter 'M' is to be suspicious of.

Ronna was never gonna produce anything but bad results. I'm sure she's only begun now that she's shown her true colors.

The 'Romney' wing of the party was always a scam that I never fell for.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 25, 2024 03:07 PM (RKVpM)

263 Walking back the walk back. So is that a walk forward.
Posted by: Montec at March 25, 2024 03:06 PM (4+s9S)



You asked for it........


https://youtu.be/xweiQukBM_k

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 25, 2024 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)

264 Tintin was saved from ritual sacrifice by the Inca thanks to a solar eclipse once.

Posted by: spindrift at March 25, 2024 03:08 PM (OguvZ)

265 251 These kids today, waxing their beards, unable to use rotary phones, and buggering each other.

Sad, really.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2024 03:06 PM (dGCAG)

And not a damned one of them has killed another man in honorable combat.

Posted by: XTC at March 25, 2024 03:08 PM (UnA8+)

266 I have a simple rule that everyone - with the exception of Methodists - whose religion begins with the letter 'M' is to be suspicious of.
Posted by: Divide by Zero



Eff you!

Posted by: Moravian Brethren at March 25, 2024 03:08 PM (9yWhg)

267 Biceps are tits for women...

that is all you are telling me.
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2024 03:06 PM (wgA3C)

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Pretty much, yeah. Although I personally am more interested in pecs & abs.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2024 03:08 PM (DRSnL)

268 Even Welsh people can't pronounce Welsh properly.

I don't even think Welsh is actually a language. It's just a running joke that got out of hand.

Like, if i were to go around saying i speak Pennsylvanian, and you say "oh, what's Pennsylvanian for apple?" and i just made a random raspberry sound, but then kept doing shit like that for the rest of my life, and in five hundred years some nutsack at a university no one goes to would cadge a bunch of money from the department of fuck it here's some money, for "saving" Native Pennsylvanian before it goes extinct, and people all would argue about how "-ht&3₩" is actually supposed to be pronounced at the end of a word.....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2024 03:09 PM (GkFGh)

269 In anticipation of the solar eclipse occurring on Monday, April 8, our branches will be closed to allow our team and members to enjoy this rare celestial event safely.

I have been informed that the 12 million illegal aliens that have come into the country in that last couple years are here just to watch the eclipse.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 25, 2024 03:09 PM (TfEvu)

270 Tintin was saved from ritual sacrifice by the Inca thanks to a solar eclipse once.
Posted by: spindrift at March 25, 2024 03:08 PM (OguvZ)
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Tell me about it.

Posted by: Hank Morgan at March 25, 2024 03:09 PM (DeFcY)

271 >>@236 garrett-That's a shitty excuse to not go to the gym garrett. Don't be lazy.


I'm not lazy.

I'm just not gay. So. I stay away from Gyms.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2024 03:09 PM (wgA3C)

272 Evil alien terrorizes humans on a space station by invading their dream spaces - Root Search.

Colony slow ship has an alien encounter with a xenomoprh while the humans can't trust each other because one is a fugitive from justice - L.I.L.Y. Cat

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2024 03:10 PM (lzI4r)

273 A syphilitic hyena would be a step up from Karine Jean-Pierre.

In personality and IQ
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2024 02:21 PM (lzI4r)

!

Posted by: JT at March 25, 2024 03:10 PM (T4tVD)

274 Are moobs the same as pecs? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Jerrold Nadler at March 25, 2024 03:10 PM (PiwSw)

275
Trump looking at the eclipse a week before it arrives. What a boss move. Sign me up for the cult!

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 25, 2024 03:10 PM (RKVpM)

276 Is every pro football player gay then?

Posted by: Montec at March 25, 2024 03:11 PM (4+s9S)

277 Trump can stare down the Sun. Truth!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2024 03:07 PM (tkR6S)

The look on Melania's face, you just know she was thinking "you f'n idiot, why'd you do that."

Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2024 03:11 PM (dGCAG)

278 260 @236 garrett-That's a shitty excuse to not go to the gym garrett. Don't be lazy.
Posted by: JROD at March 25, 2024 03:07 PM (IlL6s)

Lift weights at home.

If you can't afford a big enough house to have space to set up a fully functional weight bench, you're failing in your responsibilities as a man.

Posted by: XTC at March 25, 2024 03:11 PM (UnA8+)

279 My question is why did Todd make this a public beef? Hasn't he been in hot water with the NBC Bigs before? Was he ordered to do this because he's the most expendable?

Posted by: mrp at March 25, 2024 03:11 PM (rj6Yv)

280 Is every pro football player gay then?
Posted by: Montec at March 25, 2024 03:11 PM (4+s9S)



They get paid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 25, 2024 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)

281 276 Is every pro football player gay then?
Posted by: Montec at March 25, 2024 03:11 PM (4+s9S)

Plenty of NFL players have killed another man.

Posted by: XTC at March 25, 2024 03:11 PM (UnA8+)

282 The wymynses I’ve known and talked to about things like this have generally not been fans of massive muscle guys. Cut and lean is the thing they like not dudes who can bench 400 lbs.

Posted by: Montec at March 25, 2024 03:12 PM (4+s9S)

283 >>Lift weights at home.


Do. Work.

Labor is how you get fit. Not by jerking off in front of a mirror.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2024 03:12 PM (wgA3C)

284 @271 garrett-It's only gay if you like hanging out in the locker room.

Posted by: JROD at March 25, 2024 03:12 PM (IlL6s)

285 Even Welsh people can't pronounce Welsh properly.
___________

"Wales" means "foreigner" or "slave." The Welsh are not happy about it and are trying to change their name (kinda like taking down statues and changing pronouns.)

The new name they want is CYMRU.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 25, 2024 03:12 PM (lf83v)

286 66
What kind of a booger eatin moron watches any of this shit?

MSNBC, CNN, any of the networks.

Pure Garbage.

Pure.

Garbage.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 25, 2024 02:23 PM (+Dh/K)
.......

*looks around* wipes booger under table*

Posted by: booger eatin moron at March 25, 2024 03:13 PM (v0R5T)

287 Plenty of NFL players have killed another man.
Posted by: XTC at March 25, 2024 03:11 PM (UnA8+)

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Heh. True.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2024 03:13 PM (DRSnL)

288 There seems to be a whole lot of guys in here who know what it takes to be homo....I'm just sayin......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 25, 2024 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

289 Chuck Todd is just mad that every time he presses the rape button under his desk, nothing exciting ever actually happens.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2024 03:13 PM (GkFGh)

290 Trump beat the sun and Covid. Like a fucking boss.

Posted by: Montec at March 25, 2024 03:13 PM (4+s9S)

291 283 Do. Work.

Labor is how you get fit. Not by jerking off in front of a mirror.
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2024 03:12 PM (wgA3C)

*makes note*

OK, new rule. If you cannot afford TO RUN YOUR OWN FARM, you are failing in your responsibilities as a man.

Posted by: XTC at March 25, 2024 03:13 PM (UnA8+)

292
I don't think that Florida gets even a sliver of 'totality' from the eclipse.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 25, 2024 03:14 PM (RKVpM)

293 The new name they want is CYMRU.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 25, 2024 03:12 PM (lf83v)
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How is that "new?" It's very old.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 25, 2024 03:14 PM (DeFcY)

294 I see the inevitable betrayal of Israel by the Biden administration has arrived on schedule.
Biden decided to allow the Chinese and Russian resolution to pass at the UN. I hope Netanyahu tells him to go fuck himself and lays waste to Rafah.

Posted by: stv at March 25, 2024 03:14 PM (vmHhd)

295 Did Trump go blind? No. Move on.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 25, 2024 03:14 PM (lf83v)

296 Plenty of NFL players have killed another man.
Posted by: XTC at March 25, 2024 03:11 PM (UnA8+)

AIDS used to mean certain death.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2024 03:14 PM (tkR6S)

297 And not a damned one of them has killed another man in honorable combat.
Posted by: XTC at March 25, 2024 03:08 PM (UnA8+)

Can't tune an engine, haven't skinned a badger, and if grammy goes into cardiac arrest at home, she gonna die.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2024 03:14 PM (dGCAG)

298 Labor is how you get fit. Not by jerking off in front of a mirror.
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2024 03:12 PM (wgA3C)


What ?

Posted by: Only Fans Barbie at March 25, 2024 03:14 PM (NtVYv)

299 Plenty of NFL players have killed another man.
Posted by: XTC


Then there is Ray Carruthers who hired a hit on his girlfriend because he didn't want to be a father.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2024 03:14 PM (lzI4r)

300
AIDS used to mean certain death.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2024 03:14 PM (tkR6S)



You're welcome.

Posted by: Dr. Anthony Fauci at March 25, 2024 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

301 291 *makes note*

OK, new rule. If you cannot afford TO RUN YOUR OWN FARM, you are failing in your responsibilities as a man.
Posted by: XTC at March 25, 2024 03:13 PM (UnA8+)

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*looks at previous note about how the life of an ascetic hermit who only reads Marcus Aurelius is the sole path to manhood*

*burns it*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 25, 2024 03:15 PM (GBKbO)

302 Haha.
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Not the Bee
@Not_the_Bee
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LEGO is demanding California cops stop using their brick heads to replace criminals' faces on social media
https://notthebee.com/t195e

Posted by: IrishEi at March 25, 2024 03:15 PM (3ImbR)

303 There seems to be a whole lot of guys in here who know what it takes to be homo....I'm just sayin......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 25, 2024 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

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You like Doof an awful lot. Also just sayin.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2024 03:15 PM (DRSnL)

304 The US just allowed the UN to make a resolution against Israel for keeping the war going, they have to stop.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2024 03:15 PM (fwDg9)

305 How is that "new?" It's very old.

_____

You're right. By new, it's the name they are petitioning for.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 25, 2024 03:15 PM (lf83v)

306 You mean to tell me Chuck Todd is married? To a woman?

Posted by: Johnny Anditmightbeasin at March 25, 2024 03:16 PM (kB4cQ)

307 297 Can't tune an engine, haven't skinned a badger, and if grammy goes into cardiac arrest at home, she gonna die.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2024 03:14 PM (dGCAG)

Can't log and build their own house.

Posted by: XTC at March 25, 2024 03:16 PM (UnA8+)

308 Leggo my Eggo

Posted by: Montec at March 25, 2024 03:16 PM (4+s9S)

309 =====

You like Doof an awful lot. Also just sayin.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2024 03:15 PM (DRSnL)



You both brought me whiskey. I like you both.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 25, 2024 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)

310 Oregon did that before. Prosecuted a guy for collectin rain water.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 25, 2024 03:16 PM (yeEu9)

311 >>The US just allowed the UN to make a resolution against Israel for keeping the war going, they have to stop.


The UN has a point. Israel is killing a ton of their Terrorists.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2024 03:16 PM (wgA3C)

312 You mean to tell me Chuck Todd is married? To a woman?
Posted by: Johnny Anditmightbeasin at March 25, 2024 03:16 PM (kB4cQ)



Front. She needed a green card.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 25, 2024 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)

313 The new name they want is CYMRU.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 25, 2024 03:12 PM (lf83v)
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Hmmm. I haven't seen that name since I played Gary Gygax' "Dangerous Journeys: Mythus." I think we pronounced it "koom-roy" or something like that.

Maybe England could rebrand itself as "Lyonesse."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 25, 2024 03:16 PM (7fElN)

314 Maybe I am gay if being a real man is living like it’s 1822 on the prairie. 🤣

Posted by: Montec at March 25, 2024 03:16 PM (4+s9S)

315 UN resolutions supporting Israel - 1

UN resolutions condemning Israel - 137 and counting.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2024 03:16 PM (lzI4r)

316 Plenty of NFL players have killed another man.
Posted by: XTC at March 25, 2024 03:11 PM (UnA8+)

And woman.

Posted by: Orenthal James S. at March 25, 2024 03:17 PM (dGCAG)

317 There seems to be a whole lot of guys in here who know what it takes to be homo....I'm just sayin......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 25, 2024 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)


If you don't know, how can you be sure that you're not?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2024 03:17 PM (z99Zw)

318 Maybe England could rebrand itself as "Lyonesse."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 25, 2024 03:16 PM (7fElN)
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More likely they'll rebrand as "North Mumbai."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 25, 2024 03:17 PM (DeFcY)

319 Captain Obvious and Bulgaroctonus, many thanks! English friends of mine in the UK always complained that they got a hard time from the Welsh when they tried to pronounce that particular name - they were saying "Flew-ellen," and now I see why the Welsh were annoyed.

Posted by: John Drake at March 25, 2024 03:17 PM (3Gdb3)

320 @278 XTC-My bench, dumbbells, selectorized cable machine for rows and lat pull downs has always been two feet away from the bed I sleep in. I also have a gym membership for specific machines I like to use. Today UPS is delivering my 105-110 lbs dumbbells from Grind Fitness Equipment.

Posted by: JROD at March 25, 2024 03:18 PM (IlL6s)

321 Plaid Cymru!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 25, 2024 03:18 PM (2yu8s)

322 Emails will soon name itself Abdulistan.

Posted by: Montec at March 25, 2024 03:18 PM (4+s9S)

323 Pretty much, yeah. Although I personally am more interested in pecs & abs.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2024 03:08 PM (DRSnL)

Cash > pecs & abs

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Sex Pest at March 25, 2024 03:18 PM (+Dh/K)

324
Doof 🏳️‍🌈 and Sponge?

Not yet. Close.

Posted by: Divide by Zero AI at March 25, 2024 03:19 PM (RKVpM)

325 Pretty sure F Chuck Todd’s wife is a Democrat campaign/media consultant.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2024 03:19 PM (emxO0)

326 320 @278 XTC-My bench, dumbbells, selectorized cable machine for rows and lat pull downs has always been two feet away from the bed I sleep in. I also have a gym membership for specific machines I like to use. Today UPS is delivering my 105-110 lbs dumbbells from Grind Fitness Equipment.
Posted by: JROD at March 25, 2024 03:18 PM (IlL6s)

Now all you need to do is show me the corpse of a man you punched to death with your own fists and now we're talkin'.

Posted by: XTC at March 25, 2024 03:19 PM (UnA8+)

327 England not Emails. Da fuq autocorrect?

Posted by: Montec at March 25, 2024 03:19 PM (4+s9S)

328 Captain Obvious and Bulgaroctonus, many thanks! English friends of mine in the UK always complained that they got a hard time from the Welsh when they tried to pronounce that particular name - they were saying "Flew-ellen," and now I see why the Welsh were annoyed.
Posted by: John Drake at March 25, 2024 03:17 PM (3Gdb3)
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The Welsh captain in "Henry V" is named "Fluellen." Shakespeare's attempt at "Llewellen."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 25, 2024 03:19 PM (DeFcY)

329 People demanding other languages adopt their endonym in their own language is always and everywhere excruciatingly tedious.

But if thems the rules, i want every motherfucker on Earth saying "English" and "American", properly pronounced, every time, in every language. Or else you can happily slap an o onto your little double f and go fuck it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2024 03:19 PM (GkFGh)

330 @278 XTC-......oh and a big f'ing mirror to "jerkoff" in front of.

Posted by: JROD at March 25, 2024 03:20 PM (IlL6s)

331 329 People demanding other languages adopt their endonym in their own language is always and everywhere excruciatingly tedious.

But if thems the rules, i want every motherfucker on Earth saying "English" and "American", properly pronounced, every time, in every language. Or else you can happily slap an o onto your little double f and go fuck it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2024 03:19 PM (GkFGh)

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If the Germans get onto this, a whole lot of people are going to have to relabel their maps of Western Europe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 25, 2024 03:20 PM (GBKbO)

332 You mean to tell me Chuck Todd is married? To a woman?
Posted by: Johnny Anditmightbeasin at March 25, 2024 03:16 PM (kB4cQ)
.....

She's no Mannix babe.

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2024 03:20 PM (v0R5T)

333 Then there is Ray Carruthers who hired a hit on his girlfriend because he didn't want to be a father.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2024 03:14 PM (lzI4r)

Pretty sure he's learned to be gay in prison.

Someone posted a pic a few years back, his now grown son looks almost exactly like him.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2024 03:20 PM (dGCAG)

334 From the Plaid Cymru website...

Ychwanegwch eich enw gefnogi Plaid Cymru! Enw cyntaf. Cyfenw. E-bost. Côd post. Hoffech chi dderbyn diweddariadau e-bost? Ie (Argymhellir) Na. Ychwanegwch eich enw! Arweinydd Plaid Cymru: Rhun ap Iorwerth. Dros degwch, dros uchelgais, dros Gymru. Neges gan Rhun. Aelodaeth

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 25, 2024 03:21 PM (2yu8s)

335 As much shit as I give Saint Cyril for developing Cyrillic because JESUS CHRIST you have the Greek and Roman alphabets RIGHT THERE you didn't need to make up a bunch of new symbols you Bulgar-humping retard

The fact that Welsh and Gaelic use Roman letters with different sounds attached to them is so, so much worse.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at March 25, 2024 03:21 PM (l8gTz)

336 Nood. A Nadler Nood.

Posted by: Jerrold Nadler at March 25, 2024 03:22 PM (PiwSw)

337 From the Plaid Cymru website...

Ychwanegwch eich enw gefnogi Plaid Cymru! Enw cyntaf. Cyfenw. E-bost. Côd post. Hoffech chi dderbyn diweddariadau e-bost? Ie (Argymhellir) Na. Ychwanegwch eich enw! Arweinydd Plaid Cymru: Rhun ap Iorwerth. Dros degwch, dros uchelgais, dros Gymru. Neges gan Rhun. Aelodaeth
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 25, 2024 03:21 PM (2yu8s)
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Gesundheit!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 25, 2024 03:22 PM (7fElN)

338 Everyone knows the Welsh had most of their vowels stolen by the Dutch in maritime raids during the Dark Ages.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 25, 2024 03:22 PM (9yWhg)

339 A real man is too busy with the bullshit of the day to ever worry about someone else's musings on the path to True Manhood.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2024 03:22 PM (GkFGh)

340 335 As much shit as I give Saint Cyril for developing Cyrillic because JESUS CHRIST you have the Greek and Roman alphabets RIGHT THERE you didn't need to make up a bunch of new symbols you Bulgar-humping retard

The fact that Welsh and Gaelic use Roman letters with different sounds attached to them is so, so much worse.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at March 25, 2024 03:21 PM (l8gTz)

Based Chad Vlad is the Good Guy.

Posted by: XTC at March 25, 2024 03:22 PM (UnA8+)

341 Come on, fellas. It's a joke, being in shape doesn't make you gay.

Getting all mad at people saying being in shape makes you gay though, makes you gay.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2024 03:23 PM (dGCAG)

342
Guess I'm heading for a 3 am wakeup call from the Feds for successfully putting a strike through the rainbow flag.

Beta .08 version, Pixy is clean.

Posted by: Divide by Zero AI at March 25, 2024 03:23 PM (RKVpM)

343
Ychwanegwch eich enw gefnogi Plaid Cymru! Enw cyntaf. Cyfenw. E-bost. Côd post. Hoffech chi dderbyn diweddariadau e-bost? Ie (Argymhellir) Na. Ychwanegwch eich enw! Arweinydd Plaid Cymru: Rhun ap Iorwerth. Dros degwch, dros uchelgais, dros Gymru. Neges gan Rhun. Aelodaeth
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 25, 2024 03:21 PM (2yu8s)

Left out the best part:

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2024 03:25 PM (tkR6S)

344
If you don't know, how can you be sure that you're not?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2024 03:17 PM (z99Zw)



Seems simple. Have dick. Don't suck dick.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 25, 2024 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)

345 Cable news ratings for Jan 2024

https://tinyurl.com/4m22acf2

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at March 25, 2024 03:26 PM (iODuv)

346 nood dei

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 25, 2024 03:28 PM (2yu8s)

347 335 As much shit as I give Saint Cyril for developing Cyrillic because JESUS CHRIST you have the Greek and Roman alphabets RIGHT THERE you didn't need to make up a bunch of new symbols you Bulgar-humping retard

The fact that Welsh and Gaelic use Roman letters with different sounds attached to them is so, so much worse.


and then there's the fellow who invented the cherokee symbols. he knew what literacy *was*, but was not himself literate.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cherokee_syllabary

Posted by: anachronda at March 25, 2024 03:28 PM (v3pYe)

348 The Welsh captain in "Henry V" is named "Fluellen." Shakespeare's attempt at "Llewellen."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight

Interesting - it makes me wonder if the current English mistake in pronounciation is a carry-over from that.

Posted by: John Drake at March 25, 2024 03:30 PM (3Gdb3)

349 None of these merry malfeasants demonstrate much value in continued existence other than why they shouldn't HAVE the privilege.

The degree of cognitive dissonance required to sustain their grasp on a fictional reality has to be mind numbing.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 25, 2024 03:31 PM (KATBx)

350 Yank him off the air...make him attend a week straight "Therapy session" for creating a Hostile work environment for other employees, particularly FEMALE employees.
Hold a contract violation over his head, potential termination... pending review...and a probationary period where his behaviors will be closely monitored.
But, Let HER now realize that these people she was soooo friendly with for the last 20 years were NEVER Her friends.

Posted by: birdog at March 25, 2024 04:22 PM (+Fkyb)

351 Todd is worried that they hired someone with bigger balls than he has.

Posted by: Fred at March 25, 2024 08:29 PM (bXvrr)

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