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You Know That Bizarre Story Biden Told the Special Counsel About a Worker Getting His Penis Burned Off? Yeah, Biden Lied About It.

It wasn't just a random story told by a confused old man. It was that, too, but it wasn't just that.

It was yet another confabulation by a confused old man to brag about himself.

He told the story to indicate that when he was a young (incompetent) lawyer, he fought for the rights of this abused worker. It's a hero origin story.

Trouble is, there's only been one case like that ever reported in legal reporters -- those thick books you see behind lawyers in ambulance-chaser reporters -- and when that case was settled, Biden was still in law school.

It's yet another case of Biden hearing about something and just incorporating it into his ever-expanding self-mythology.

For nearly two decades, President Joe Biden has told a story about why he devoted his life to politics. He repeated the tale, at the risk of facing criminal charges for lying to a federal agent, while speaking to Special Counsel Robert Hur in October 2023.

Fresh out of law school and working as a clerk at a high-powered Wilmington, Delaware, law firm, Biden, in his telling, was tapped to defend a construction company sued by a 23-year-old welder who "lost part of his penis and one of his testicles" to a fire that broke out when he was working inside a chimney at a Delaware City plant. Thanks to Biden's shrewd legal defense on the construction company's behalf, the injured man lost the case.

"I wrote this memo. And son of a b--, it prevailed," Biden told Hur on Oct. 8. "And I looked over at that kid...and I thought, 'son of a b--, I'm in the wrong business, I'm not made for this.'"

Remember that one time in law school when Biden hadn't read the material but gave a 10-minute dissertation on it anyway that caused the class to erupt into spontaneous applause?


Biden said he was so wracked with guilt that he concocted an excuse to avoid a celebratory lunch with one of the firm's named partners and walked into the public defender's office to ask for a job that very day. It's "the only time I ever lied," Biden told Hur on Oct. 8. Thus began, according to a New York Times report on the special counsel interview, "a career that would one day take him to the White House."

But this story is almost certainly a complete work of fiction.

Although Biden did work at a law firm tapped to defend a construction company in a negligence suit like the one he described to Hur, the case concluded in 1968, while Biden was still in law school. And the welder won, walking away with $315,000, more than $2.8 million in 2024 dollars.

Biden, whose 1988 presidential campaign collapsed amid allegations that he had plagiarized speeches and a law school paper, has a long record of embellishments and yarn spinning. Over the years, he has told several stories about himself that don't stand up to scrutiny. Those fibs range from the small and peculiar--he claimed in November 2023 that he was offered a spot on the Naval Academy's football team--to the mendacious, such as his insistence that he never spoke with his son, Hunter Biden, about the latter's foreign business dealings.

He also lied for decades about the death of his first wife. She was killed in a car accident; he constantly claimed the other vehicle in the crash was driven by a drunk -- "someone who'd drank his lunch."

That truck driver got hell for years and years due to Biden's lies.

In fact, the police noted he was not drunk, and the police found that he wasn't at fault. It sounds very much like Biden's wife was at fault.

But having a wife killed by a evil racist trucker who "drank his lunch" is better for the Biden Brand than his stupid wife driving carelessly so into the self-mythology it goes.

There was an episode of Just Shot Me in which Dennis Finch lies profusely about his own origin story. Eventually his lies are discovered. When his co-workers asked him how he could lie so brazenly, he responds: "They're not lies. More like... folklore."

This is the Biden Brand and it has been all of his deceit-filled and filthily-corrupt life

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:10 PM




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Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2024 01:10 PM (DRSnL)

2 He lied? Wait, I gotta sit down.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 25, 2024 01:10 PM (u73oe)

3 And I completely missed this.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2024 01:10 PM (DRSnL)

4 So that welder became a woman that day, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie- Your view has the 1st hamstringing the government in the most important times at March 25, 2024 01:11 PM (Wg1x4)

5 "I was drunk because Irish! Hardeedar!"
-Biden

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 25, 2024 01:11 PM (GBKbO)

6 He couldn't steal a different story than one about some guy who lost his dick? He's so weird.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2024 01:12 PM (DRSnL)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 25, 2024 01:12 PM (Zz0t1)

8 Seems like Biden has had dementia his whole life.

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at March 25, 2024 01:13 PM (P7Iz+)

9 "I was born a poor black child"

Posted by: brak at March 25, 2024 01:13 PM (25k9m)

10 Shocked. To the core.

Posted by: Piper at March 25, 2024 01:13 PM (ZdaMQ)

11 When you've been a serial liar your entire adult life, everything that comes out of your mouth is your truth.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 25, 2024 01:13 PM (Zz0t1)

12 I'm no fan of many of our Presidents. But Biden stands alone as the rottenest excuse for a human being ever to hold the job. Sorry, Woodrow, Jimmie, and Barack.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 25, 2024 01:13 PM (1bNHn)

13 Is there anyone in the Biden family that *isn't* a corrupt, lying, grifting POS?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 25, 2024 01:14 PM (7fElN)

14 An 11 year old kid died protecting his pregnant mother from an ex-boyfriend she was trying to get a restraining order from.

The assailant was a two time parolee.

Her emergency order was denied.

democrats celebrate evil as good and good as evil, they love Biden BECAUSE he is a perverted lying addle brained fool.

We are in business with lunatics.


Isaiah 5 20-21

Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil;
Who put darkness for light, and light for darkness;
Who put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!
Woe to those who are wise in their own eyes,
And prudent in their own sight!

Posted by: sven at March 25, 2024 01:14 PM (X0I7i)

15 Lay off man, his son was killed at Antietam.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 25, 2024 01:14 PM (u73oe)

16 "It's not a lie if you believe it. - G. Costanza"
-Joe Biden

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 25, 2024 01:14 PM (CIS44)

17 6 He couldn't steal a different story than one about some guy who lost his dick? He's so weird.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2024

Right? This is the story he wants to be the hero of?

Posted by: Piper at March 25, 2024 01:14 PM (ZdaMQ)

18 12 Posted by: Eeyore at March 25, 2024 01:13 PM (1bNHn)

Biden revels in his vice and cupidity in a way few have since Johnson.

Posted by: sven at March 25, 2024 01:14 PM (X0I7i)

19 he concocted an excuse to avoid a celebratory lunch with one of the firm's named partners and walked into the public defender's office to ask for a job that very day

And they offered him a job on the spot. And then everyone stood up and clapped. And the name of the first person to stand and clap? Albert Einstein.

true story

Posted by: brak at March 25, 2024 01:15 PM (25k9m)

20 sooo... monday

biden is the anti-broken clock. that thing is at least right twice a day.

he can't even manage that...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 25, 2024 01:15 PM (bving)

21 He couldn't steal a different story than one about some guy who lost his dick? He's so weird.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2024 01:12 PM (DRSnL)
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You have to admit it's a memorable story...So that's why it sticks in his brain.

It's a lot more fun to pretend to be in that story than something more run-of-the-mill.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 25, 2024 01:15 PM (7fElN)

22 >>>And they offered him a job on the spot. And then everyone stood up and clapped. And the name of the first person to stand and clap? Albert Einstein.

lol, I do like a Sam Hyde reference

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2024 01:16 PM (KRtlO)

23 "He also lied for decades about the death of his first life."

Ace, Was Biden reincarnated?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 25, 2024 01:16 PM (Lp05i)

24 dems used to lie by telling half-truths or something approaching the truth. now they just tell the anti-truth.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 25, 2024 01:16 PM (CIS44)

25 Retardo likes getting in your face, like with the auto worker a couple years back. "I'll take you out back"or some nonsense. Sure would be nice if he pulls that stunt and the head Secret Service agent calls lunch.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 25, 2024 01:16 PM (0EOe9)

26 Did Beau die when his dick got burned off in Iraq?

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2024 01:16 PM (v0R5T)

27 It was a botched joke, you filthy plebes.

Posted by: Jean Pierre Karree at March 25, 2024 01:16 PM (Zz86T)

28 He couldn't steal a different story than one about some guy who lost his dick? He's so weird.

[nervous sweating]

Posted by: Walter Peck at March 25, 2024 01:16 PM (l8gTz)

29 >>>HL Mencken says that even though the original spelling would be "ffoulkes," you should go ahead and capitalize the first "F" so it doesn't look completely stupid. "Ffoulkes" looks 10% less stupid than "ffoulkes."

I call that a win.

Posted by: Jjoe Bbiden at March 25, 2024 01:16 PM (vlXMQ)

30 13 Is there anyone in the Biden family that *isn't* a corrupt, lying, grifting POS?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 25, 2024 01:14 PM (7fElN)

Navy Jean?

Posted by: XTC at March 25, 2024 01:16 PM (UnA8+)

31 I can shoot two bottles throwed in the air.

Posted by: Little Big Joe at March 25, 2024 01:16 PM (SYTee)

32 Not that it matters, but maybe he was clerking for the law firm as a law student when he wrote the magic memo.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 25, 2024 01:16 PM (bNf8H)

33 "He also lied for decades about the death of his first life."
Ace, Was Biden reincarnated?
Posted by: Marcus T

whoops

it's monday

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2024 01:17 PM (KRtlO)

34
Close, but nowhere near as incredible as Li'l Joey's boozy and bigoted Irish mick old man delivering a 50s' edition version of "love is love" message to the little tyke when they saw two guys hold hands, or whatever.

"Ah, sure and begorra, son, those two swishy sodomites love one another ... I hope they'll enjoy each other when they're burning in hellfire."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 25, 2024 01:17 PM (xG4kz)

35 Isaiah 5 20-21

Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil;
Who put darkness for light, and light for darkness;
Who put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!
Woe to those who are wise in their own eyes,
And prudent in their own sight!
Posted by: sven at March 25, 2024 01:14 PM (X0I7i)
---
Wise words from a wise man.

Someone should paint this guy's portrait to immortalize him...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 25, 2024 01:17 PM (7fElN)

36 I saw Death of His First Life open for Stabbing Westward at The Starplex in '96.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 25, 2024 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)

37 Can not open his mouth without puking out a lie.

Posted by: vic at March 25, 2024 01:17 PM (A5THL)

38 It was a stutter.

Posted by: Karine Jean "Barbecue" Pierre at March 25, 2024 01:17 PM (KRtlO)

39 25 Retardo likes getting in your face, like with the auto worker a couple years back. "I'll take you out back"or some nonsense. Sure would be nice if he pulls that stunt and the head Secret Service agent calls lunch.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 25, 2024 01:16 PM (0EOe9)

He gets in people's faces as a way of daring his Secret Service detail to shoot the person he's haranguing.

Posted by: XTC at March 25, 2024 01:17 PM (UnA8+)

40 Is there anyone in the Biden family that *isn't* a corrupt, lying, grifting POS?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 25, 2024 01:14 PM (7fElN)

I'm an artiste.

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Artiste at March 25, 2024 01:18 PM (v0R5T)

41 He couldn't steal a different story than one about some guy who lost his dick? He's so weird.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2024



He likes to elephant walk in his spare time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 25, 2024 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)

42 "He also lied for decades about the death of his first life."
Ace, Was Biden reincarnated?
Posted by: Marcus T

whoops

it's monday
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2024 01:17 PM (KRtlO)
---
I suspect FJB believes he is indeed the Second Coming of Christ in his own diseased mind, even more than BHO.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 25, 2024 01:18 PM (7fElN)

43
I hope the (R)'s wait until after the election that Trump wins handily, then impeach Biden. Don't care about a Senate trial, just put it on his record... like a boot on his face forever.

Let history look at the record of his transgressions and say, 'Holy shit was he corrupt'.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 25, 2024 01:18 PM (RKVpM)

44 There once was a man called Dick Burns. His story is enough to make a stomach turn. He grabbed his torch, off Joe's front porch and his junk he did burn.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 25, 2024 01:18 PM (OeXGF)

45 This piece has been updated to reflect that Biden was not under oath while speaking to Hur, but could still face criminal charges for lying to a federal agent.

That's some funny shit right there.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2024 01:18 PM (z99Zw)

46 Good afternoon all!!

I have read and re-read Romans 1:18-32. God will eventually turn over unrepentant sinners to their own depravities. I wonder if Ol Joe has been "turned over".

Posted by: jmel at March 25, 2024 01:18 PM (RWHIh)

47 People around in 1988 can't believe this buffoon is now President. Even his own Dem colleagues.

Posted by: polynikes at March 25, 2024 01:18 PM (GzpNE)

48 He couldn't steal a different story than one about some guy who lost his dick? He's so weird.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2024

Right? This is the story he wants to be the hero of?
Posted by: Piper at March 25, 2024 01:14 PM (ZdaMQ)

it's an appeal to the trannies...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 25, 2024 01:19 PM (bving)

49 Remember when biden and the dems said they support Israel?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2024 01:19 PM (pVWRI)

50 I wish someone would call *biden out in public, just once. After yet another fabulous lie yell out "you're a lying piece of shit, you demented old fool."

The mind melt would be epic.

Almost as satisfying as seeing him tumble down the steps on Air Force One and hit the tarmac like a sack of rotten tomatoes.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 25, 2024 01:19 PM (Q4IgG)

51 Willowed from below, but it fits here.

328 ======
If that shit happens, predictions from everyone are out the window and it becomes more an issue of game theory than anything.

There is no one path and any model of predictions has to take into account multiple different occurrences. Last time something like this happened, SC precipitated a Civil War by its decision to leave the Union over the election of Lincoln but Lincoln added fuel on the fire himself.

If AH Lloyd is around, he can tell you that similar actions happened in the Spanish Civil War as well.
Posted by: whig at March 25, 2024 12:58 PM (uf8KX)

Good thing Slow Joe would never take a horrible situation and make it worse! He learned his lesson about fires when his whole block burned down that time his kitchen caught fire.
Posted by: Just Lily at March 25, 2024 01:14 PM (vivhj)

Posted by: Just Lily at March 25, 2024 01:19 PM (vivhj)

52 33 whoops

it's monday
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2024 01:17 PM (KRtlO)

=======

Looks like someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Address that by upping your flare game.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 25, 2024 01:20 PM (GBKbO)

53 He couldn't steal a different story than one about some guy who lost his dick? He's so weird.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2024

Right? This is the story he wants to be the hero of?
Posted by: Piper at March 25, 2024 01:14 PM (ZdaMQ)


A guy lost his dick. Trannies and the sorts of women who'd vote for Biden swoon at the story.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2024 01:20 PM (z99Zw)

54 That penis had a mole on it. My word as a Biden

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 25, 2024 01:20 PM (NtVYv)

55 32 Not that it matters, but maybe he was clerking for the law firm as a law student when he wrote the magic memo.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 25, 2024

My bet is the odds of this are between slim and none.

Posted by: Piper at March 25, 2024 01:20 PM (ZdaMQ)

56 My dad said something at the Dr.'s office the other day. He said "I talked to Dr. XXX and he said they could do something about my stomach."

He's got an ostomy bag and the Dr. he referred to has been dead for 5 years or so.


My dad has more going for him than Biden does.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 25, 2024 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)

57 That penis had a mole on it. My word as a Biden
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 25, 2024 01:20 PM (NtVYv)



"Have you seen this penis?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 25, 2024 01:21 PM (Zz0t1)

58 whoops

it's monday
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2024 01:17 PM (KRtlO)
........

Bah-da bah-da-da-da
Bah-da bah-da-da-da
Bah-da bah-da-da-da

Monday, Monday (bah-da bah-da-da-da)
So good to me (bah-da bah-da-da-da)
Monday mornin', it was all I hoped it would be

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2024 01:21 PM (v0R5T)

59 Dutch lunch!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 25, 2024 01:21 PM (1gJuC)

60 Don’t be too hard on him, Biden is an elderly man that people might feel sorry for.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 25, 2024 01:21 PM (k8kCE)

61 >>>Not that it matters, but maybe he was clerking for the law firm as a law student when he wrote the magic memo.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 25, 2024

I mean... I guess that is technically possible.

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2024 01:22 PM (KRtlO)

62 he concocted an excuse to avoid a celebratory lunch with one of the firm's named partners and walked into the public defender's office to ask for a job that very day

If there's one thing we know about Joe Biden, he's never been about the money... only doing what's right for the fffolks.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2024 01:22 PM (z99Zw)

63 "He also lied for decades about the death of his first life."

Ace, Was Biden reincarnated?
Posted by: Marcus T at March 25, 2024 01:16 PM (Lp05i)

not so much reincarnated as reanimated....

i mean, he's definitely got the zombie shuffle down and wanders around aimlessly looking for brains...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 25, 2024 01:22 PM (bving)

64 I really can't wait for Biden to break into the fables we all learned as yutes.


"I remember when I was a boy, there was this man from Nantucket......."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 25, 2024 01:23 PM (Zz0t1)

65 >>>In fact, the police noted he was not drunk, and the police found that he wasn't at fault. It sounds very much like Biden's wife was at fault.

I've seen hints that it was no accident. Really a suicide.

Posted by: No Name Today at March 25, 2024 01:23 PM (vlXMQ)

66 I'm beginning to suspect that Joey B. might not have been a big rig trucker neither.

Posted by: guy who catches on eventually but very slowly at March 25, 2024 01:23 PM (X5tRe)

67 When I was young lawyer - they called me Perry Biden in those days - I lost my dick to cancer. True story. Luckily I was born with two, so it turned out ok. That's more than enough to put the Doctor in her place, I'll tell you that, jack.

But it put a scare in me, and started my lifelong crusade against cancer and pollution. Democrats act when the people have spoken, and I'll be damned if one more street corner squeegee man ever loses his tallywhacker to windshield oil carcinogens. Word as a Brandon.

Posted by: Brandon at March 25, 2024 01:23 PM (0FoWg)

68 Reminds me of that time I closed my eyes and launched the proton torpedoes that blew up the Deathstar.

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2024 01:23 PM (FQmDC)

69 "Do not repay anyone evil for evil. Be careful to do what is right in the eyes of everyone. 1If it is possible, as far as it depends on you, live at peace with everyone. Do not take revenge, my dear friends, but leave room for God’s wrath, for it is written: “It is mine to avenge; I will repay,”says the Lord. "

Roman's 12:17-19

Posted by: Marcus T at March 25, 2024 01:23 PM (Lp05i)

70 You Know That Bizarre Story Biden Told the Special Counsel About a Worker Getting His Penis Burned Off? Yeah, Biden Lied About It.
—Disinformation Expert Ace

On a day ending in Why?

Posted by: mrp at March 25, 2024 01:23 PM (rj6Yv)

71 That penis had a mole on it. My word as a Biden
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 25, 2024 01:20 PM (NtVYv)

which way did it bend?

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 25, 2024 01:24 PM (bving)

72 It isn't like biden has been lying about everything and everyone for the last 50 years or anything.........

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 25, 2024 01:24 PM (QNSds)

73 I've seen hints that it was no accident. Really a suicide.

possibly because he was banging the babysitter?

Posted by: brak at March 25, 2024 01:24 PM (25k9m)

74 All true, not a joke.

My turd as a Biden.

Posted by: Joe D. Mensha at March 25, 2024 01:24 PM (lZVy/)

75 Joe Biden's theme song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8q2fTSo8aoY

Posted by: huerfano at March 25, 2024 01:24 PM (qeiBW)

76 Poor guy got crap the rest of his life getting invited to the weenie roast.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 25, 2024 01:24 PM (OeXGF)

77 Not that it matters, but maybe he was clerking for the law firm as a law student when he wrote the magic memo.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 25, 2024

I mean... I guess that is technically possible.
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2024 01:22 PM (KRtlO)

Other than, in the actual court case, the law firm defending the company lost the case, and the injured welder prevailed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2024 01:24 PM (tkR6S)

78 Is there anyone in the Biden family that *isn't* a corrupt, lying, grifting POS?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 25, 2024 01:14 PM (7fElN)

I'd vote that his grandkid that Hunter had with the stripper has the best shot.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 25, 2024 01:24 PM (fKIdX)

79 Long and short of what Biden is, he's a sociopath.

Posted by: Sherpa_k2 at March 25, 2024 01:25 PM (PfHDC)

80 The entity that paid the welder was a third party and not his employer. Probably some specious allegations of negligence and the third party paid based on the severity of injury which would be sympathetic to a jury and exposure to a much higher verdict.

I've seen hundreds of these type cases.

Posted by: polynikes at March 25, 2024 01:25 PM (GzpNE)

81 I've seen hints that it was no accident. Really a suicide.

You have to be a remarkably cowardly piece of shit to involve someone else in your suicide like that.

Posted by: brown underwear stains at March 25, 2024 01:25 PM (X5tRe)

82 Is there anyone in the Biden family that *isn't* a corrupt, lying, grifting POS?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 25, 2024 01:14 PM (7fElN)

I'd vote that his grandkid that Hunter had with the stripper has the best shot.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 25, 2024 01:24 PM (fKIdX)
---
OK, I'll concede that as a possibility as long as the poor little girl is kept as far away from the Biden clan as humanly possible.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 25, 2024 01:25 PM (7fElN)

83 It's "the only time I ever lied," Biden told lied to Hur on Oct. 8.

Fixed.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 25, 2024 01:25 PM (DTX3h)

84 60 Don’t be too hard on him, Biden is an elderly man that people might feel sorry for.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken
======
Actually the reverse, common folk are suffering and they tend to get quite malicious in attributing everything to get rid of the rotten king.

The old saw about the king and the land are one is pretty much how people in the past have seen it.

Dementia and I am speaking from direct experience with some of my elder family members, tends to accentuate whatever was there in the first place sort of how alcohol/drugs can reveal the person without any inhibitions as well.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2024 01:25 PM (uf8KX)

85
I've seen hints that it was no accident. Really a suicide.
Posted by: No Name Today at March 25, 2024 01:23 PM (vlXMQ)



Biden put a hit out on his wife. He was already banging Jill, so he needed an out without the baggage to continue his political career as a 'family man.'

She was murdered.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 25, 2024 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)

86 He's out there right now saying Trump told people to inject bleach... All he does is lie

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2024 01:26 PM (Akjoo)

87 Beau was also killed by a drunk driver. In Iraq. So tragic.

Posted by: Ripley at March 25, 2024 01:26 PM (JojsZ)

88 None of you know how hard it is to be President. I had to get the basement de molded just a week ago so I can get my CNN briefings on the Muntz. Got one of those free boxes for the old sets. Right now, I'm sitting here in the La Z Boy, thinking of a way to get guns off the streets. Maybe I can put up some signs, like no gun crossing? That reminds me, I better get the old shotgun out of the house while Hunter visits. Who knows what that crazy kid might do, maybe unload through the screen door.

Don Retardo de Scranton Y Wilmington

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 25, 2024 01:26 PM (0EOe9)

89 I've seen hints that it was no accident. Really a suicide.

possibly because he was banging the babysitter?
Posted by: brak at March 25, 2024 01:24 PM (25k9m)


She woke up one day and realized that she'd fucked Joe Biden.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2024 01:26 PM (z99Zw)

90 79 Long and short of what Biden is, he's a sociopath.
Posted by: Sherpa_k2 at March 25, 2024 01:25 PM (PfHDC)

Nah, he's just a liar. He's not adaptable enough to be a sociopath.

When it's time to fly, the sociopath is a bird. When it's time to swim, the sociopath is a fish.

Gropey Joe can't pull that off.

Posted by: XTC at March 25, 2024 01:26 PM (UnA8+)

91 Our parish priest used to tell us kids, "if you tell the truth, you don't have to remember what you said. ."

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2024 01:26 PM (fU273)

92 i mean, he's definitely got the zombie shuffle down and wanders around aimlessly looking for brains...
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 25, 2024 01:22 PM (bving)

Ai-eeee-ai! Zombidens!

Posted by: the crowd in a Japanese zombie movie at March 25, 2024 01:27 PM (tkR6S)

93 Not many know about the time I pulled a fullgrown adult male sasquach out of the pool and beat his ass with a pink floaty.

Posted by: Eromero at March 25, 2024 01:27 PM (NxC5+)

94 Well it is true... that man had no dick.

Posted by: Peter Venkman at March 25, 2024 01:28 PM (Zz86T)

95 Actually the reverse, common folk are suffering and they tend to get quite malicious in attributing everything to get rid of the rotten king.

The old saw about the king and the land are one is pretty much how people in the past have seen it.

Dementia and I am speaking from direct experience with some of my elder family members, tends to accentuate whatever was there in the first place sort of how alcohol/drugs can reveal the person without any inhibitions as well.
Posted by: whig at March 25, 2024 01:25 PM (uf8KX)


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That would’ve been Hur’s back up get out of jail free card for Biden:

“Too many people dislike him for political reasons for him to get a fair trial.”

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 25, 2024 01:28 PM (k8kCE)

96 The entire planet has something better to do than to listen to a Biden presser.

Posted by: mrp at March 25, 2024 01:28 PM (rj6Yv)

97 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 25, 2024 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)

I don't think first Mrs. Biden was murdered. That would make the truck driver the hit man. I think it was either an accident or she was so distraught and depressed she decided to take her life and try to take the kids with her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2024 01:28 PM (3MPwd)

98 Who would lie about a man getting his penis burned off?!

That's pretty low, mister. If I weren't a ***, I'd beat you with a rubber hose!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 25, 2024 01:29 PM (mPuaa)

99 It's the only time I ever lied. I am not kidding. No joke.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at March 25, 2024 01:29 PM (vFG9F)

100 I think it was either an accident or she was so distraught and depressed she decided to take her life and try to take the kids with her.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2024 01:28 PM (3MPwd)

This is what I think

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2024 01:29 PM (Akjoo)

101 Hey, ask m about the time my teeenage daughter forced me into the shower with her@

Posted by: Joe Biden, confused and demented, but happy! at March 25, 2024 01:30 PM (ENRl7)

102 I don't think first Mrs. Biden was murdered. That would make the truck driver the hit man. I think it was either an accident or she was so distraught and depressed she decided to take her life and try to take the kids with her.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2024 01:28 PM (3MPwd)



Her car was tampered with, is my belief........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 25, 2024 01:30 PM (Zz0t1)

103 Biden has been a vicious, lying, embellishing scumbag for his entire political life but somehow he's been able to skate on people saying, that's Joe being Joe.

It is grimly amusing, perplexing and nauseating at the same time.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 25, 2024 01:30 PM (JIdXK)

104 Actually the reverse, common folk are suffering and they tend to get quite malicious in attributing everything to get rid of the rotten king.

The old saw about the king and the land are one is pretty much how people in the past have seen it.

Dementia and I am speaking from direct experience with some of my elder family members, tends to accentuate whatever was there in the first place sort of how alcohol/drugs can reveal the person without any inhibitions as well.
Posted by: whig at March 25, 2024 01:25 PM (uf8KX)
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That is a good point. Fair or not, people do seem to see the fate of America tied into the fate of the President. When one is doing well, the other does well and vice versa. People *liked* their lives under Trump (mostly) even if they didn't like the man himself. They can see the contrast between Trump and FJB and see that one is objectively better than the other for their own lives and for the country as a whole.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 25, 2024 01:30 PM (7fElN)

105
I'm familiar with at least two cases of suicide by car, one with kids in the car. Not as uncommon as you may think.

Sicker yet, she married Joe Biden and bore children by him/it.

Posted by: Auspex at March 25, 2024 01:30 PM (j4U/Z)

106 69 "Do not repay anyone evil for evil. Be careful to do what is right in the eyes of everyone. 1If it is possible, as far as it depends on you, live at peace with everyone. Do not take revenge, my dear friends, but leave room for God’s wrath, for it is written: “It is mine to avenge; I will repay,”says the Lord. "

Roman's 12:17-19
Posted by: Marcus T
======
Those words by Paul leave out multiple times where the Lord chooses a person, a movement, or even a whole nation to be the instrument for the Lord's destruction of wickedness.

The Lord himself works in mysterious ways and uses diverse methods to work his will.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2024 01:30 PM (uf8KX)

107 That dickless guy later became a GOP Congressman, so it all worked out for him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 25, 2024 01:31 PM (0FoWg)

108 Mudpants is a deranged asshole.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 25, 2024 01:31 PM (DERmm)

109
"There oughta be a LORE!"

- - Joey from Brooklyn

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2024 01:31 PM (x0n13)

110 Posted by: whig at March 25, 2024 01:30 PM (uf8KX)

Pay evil unto evil works, and it is justified.

Posted by: sven at March 25, 2024 01:32 PM (X0I7i)

111 105
I'm familiar with at least two cases of suicide by car, one with kids in the car. Not as uncommon as you may think.

Sicker yet, she married Joe Biden and bore children by him/it.
Posted by: Auspex at March 25, 2024 01:30 PM (j4U/Z)


And he took showers with one.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2024 01:32 PM (x0n13)

112 107 That dickless guy later became a GOP Congressman, so it all worked out for him.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 25, 2024 01:31 PM (0FoWg)

And that young girl's name was Eyepatch McCain.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 25, 2024 01:32 PM (mPuaa)

113 I think it was either an accident or she was so distraught and depressed she decided to take her life and try to take the kids with her.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2024 01:28 PM (3MPwd)

This is what I think
Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2024 01:29 PM (Akjoo)

And her reasoning would be that, for her kids, death would be preferable to life with Joe and the Ho.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2024 01:32 PM (tkR6S)

114 I handled a similar case to Biden's wife.

The wife of an SI Newhouse executive was driving his company car with the mother in law and daughter in tow. They must have been gabbing away because she blew a stop sign and T Boned a commercial truck carrying pumpkins. Everyone in her vehicle was killed and the driver of the truck was burned badly when the truck caught fire along with other severe injuries.

The amazing thing about the case is the truck driver refused to make a claim because of the deaths involved . I advised him that it was a company vehicle and he wouldn't be making a claim against the family. He still didn't want to make a claim which I would have paid big bucks.

Posted by: polynikes at March 25, 2024 01:32 PM (GzpNE)

115 The Bangles send-up "Walk Like Joe Biden" is a hoot.

Posted by: mrp at March 25, 2024 01:32 PM (rj6Yv)

116 Ace, I think the quotes you use in the post are a little misleading. The case which Biden is probably talking about took place when Biden was still an undergraduate. Not a law student. That makes it impossible for him even to be working as a clerk at the firm while still in law school.

As the full article at the link explains: "Biden’s story bears a striking resemblance to a case Prickett took on while Biden was still an undergraduate at the University of Delaware."

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 25, 2024 01:32 PM (iFTx/)

117 I still want to know what the guy was welding that it somehow involved his dick.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 25, 2024 01:33 PM (2ocoG)

118 103 Biden has been a vicious, lying, embellishing scumbag for his entire political life but somehow he's been able to skate on people saying, that's Joe being Joe.

It is grimly amusing, perplexing and nauseating at the same time.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 25, 2024 01:30 PM (JIdXK)


He has the "D" after his name. It's both kryptonite and a deflector shield. Shimmer!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2024 01:33 PM (x0n13)

119
I think it was either an accident or she was so distraught and depressed she decided to take her life and try to take the kids with her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2024 01:28 PM


slow joe said for years that she died in a drunk driving accident

he failed to include the fact that his wife was the drunk driver in the accident

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 25, 2024 01:33 PM (bEb2S)

120 President Paul Biden and his big blue ox.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2024 01:33 PM (63Dwl)

121 101 Posted by: Joe Biden, confused and demented, but happy! at March 25, 2024 01:30 PM (ENRl7)

Hey son you know what your sister said when she lost her virginity?

"Dad, no please dad no!"

EXACTLY Hunter.

//Hunter Biden is Things I learned from Daddy

Posted by: sven at March 25, 2024 01:33 PM (X0I7i)

122 New site, new wifi IP. zZuos, you will be missed.

mPuaa. Sounds like the noise Kamala makes when she spits the cock out of her mouth.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 25, 2024 01:34 PM (mPuaa)

123 103 Biden has been a vicious, lying, embellishing scumbag for his entire political life but somehow he's been able to skate on people saying, that's Joe being Joe.

It is grimly amusing, perplexing and nauseating at the same time.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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He skates because the elites want that demented puppet in there so as to loot, steal, and pillage the US. Most of the public never heard of how much a jackass that Biden was for decades as a senator because the elites found it useful to have this mangy corrupt debased POS as a senator to represent corporate interests hq'ed in Delaware.

I loathe our current elite class as many of the Russians must have loathed their nomenklatura--first aristos and then Commie bureaucratic functionaries.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2024 01:35 PM (uf8KX)

124 The amazing thing about the case is the truck driver refused to make a claim because of the deaths involved . I advised him that it was a company vehicle and he wouldn't be making a claim against the family. He still didn't want to make a claim which I would have paid big bucks.

Posted by: polynikes
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Now THAT would be an interesting thing to learn.

How much life insurance did suicide Biden have on her?

Posted by: Moron Robbie- Your view has the 1st hamstringing the government in the most important times at March 25, 2024 01:35 PM (Wg1x4)

125 > You have to be a remarkably cowardly piece of shit to involve someone else in your suicide like that.

100%

I have a great deal of sympathy for people who feel so lost they commit suicide. That said, suicide by cop, suicide by jumping under a train, suicide by driving into traffic are all absolutely despicable acts. You are putting others at real risk of physical harm. You practically guarantee giving others real emotional harm that will last the rest of their life.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 25, 2024 01:35 PM (Odg76)

126 I think he's a high-functioning sociopath. One trait is a compulsive liar. "Long and short of what Biden is, he's a sociopath.
Posted by: Sherpa_k2 at March 25, 2024 01:25 PM (PfHDC)

Nah, he's just a liar. He's not adaptable enough to be a sociopath.

When it's time to fly, the sociopath is a bird. When it's time to swim, the sociopath is a fish.

Gropey Joe can't pull that of"

Posted by: Sherpa_k2 at March 25, 2024 01:35 PM (PfHDC)

127 Here at AoS comments, no public figure EVER dies as a result of an accident, or from natural causes.

All deceased public figures are either murdered because of a CIA conspiracy, or by Hillary Clinton, & sometimes the 2 work together!

Posted by: mnw at March 25, 2024 01:35 PM (NLIak)

128 Thiel, Bezos, & Zuckerberg Dump Shares Amid Surging Insider Ratio: An Ominous Sign For Bull Market

"If they think that we're at the top and so they're getting out, that's a rather stark signal to everyone else."

Posted by: SMOD at March 25, 2024 01:35 PM (RHGPo)

129 117 I still want to know what the guy was welding that it somehow involved his dick.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 25, 2024 01:33 PM (2ocoG)

Cock ring fabricated in place?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 25, 2024 01:35 PM (mPuaa)

130 Biden has been a vicious, lying, embellishing scumbag for his entire political life but somehow he's been able to skate on people saying, that's Joe being Joe.

-

IT'S A STUTTER

Posted by: Moron Robbie- Your view has the 1st hamstringing the government in the most important times at March 25, 2024 01:35 PM (Wg1x4)

131 ... and when that case was settled, Biden was still in law school.

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That was the same year that Roger Staubach edged him out for the Heisman.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 25, 2024 01:35 PM (1VrC6)

132 Do not repay anyone evil for evil. Be careful to do what is right in the eyes of everyone. 1If it is possible, as far as it depends on you, live at peace with everyone. Do not take revenge, my dear friends, but leave room for God’s wrath, for it is written: “It is mine to avenge; I will repay,”says the Lord. "

Roman's 12:17-19
Posted by: Marcus T
======
Those words by Paul leave out multiple times where the Lord chooses a person, a movement, or even a whole nation to be the instrument for the Lord's destruction of wickedness.

The Lord himself works in mysterious ways and uses diverse methods to work his will.
Posted by: whig at March 25, 2024 01:30 PM (uf8KX)

Just the punchline

What? I sent you a truck, a boat and a helicopter.

Posted by: polynikes at March 25, 2024 01:35 PM (GzpNE)

133
I still want to know what the guy was welding that it somehow involved his dick.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 25, 2024 01:33 PM


'Dark' hydrogen was involved - the kind that sinks into confined spaces and ignites.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 25, 2024 01:36 PM (RKVpM)

134 Joe Biden was a steel drivin' man!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2024 01:36 PM (63Dwl)

135
It think Biden got confused with the time Kamala bit off a guy's dick while giving him a blowy and she sneezed.

And that man's name was Senator John McCain.


Yes, it's a joke.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 25, 2024 01:36 PM (nFnyb)

136 123 Posted by: whig at March 25, 2024 01:35 PM (uf8KX)

You can discover why he was kept from office in 88 with a fifteen second internet search.

The democrats revel in empowering evil.

Posted by: sven at March 25, 2024 01:36 PM (X0I7i)

137 So Biden's "magic" in this case was supposedly to use a contributory negligence defense? Well golly! Nobody else in a high-powered firm would possibly have thought of that! It's only a defense in 99% of accident cases -- and much more so in the 1960s, since the defense has gradually been pared back by legislation.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 25, 2024 01:36 PM (iFTx/)

138
mPuaa. Sounds like the noise Kamala makes when she spits the cock out of her mouth.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 25, 2024 01:34 PM (mPuaa)



HA!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 25, 2024 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)

139 Sicker yet, she married Joe Biden and bore children by him/it.
Posted by: Auspex at March 25, 2024 01:30 PM (j4U/Z)

And he took showers with one.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2024 01:32 PM (x0n13)


I believe Ashley is Jill's daughter. Which means her mother was alive and present while it was happening.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2024 01:36 PM (z99Zw)

140 Biden Barnstorms As Trump Is Too Tired, Broke, And Wrapped Up In Legal Drama To Campaign. TFG complained Biden campaigned from his basement in the 2020 election. We all knew it wasn't true but maybe TFG thinks it was a good strategy. The Hill reports The White House has been adding more jobs to its scheduling and advance team, a sign that Biden is ramping up for a robust travel schedule

Trump isn't traveling to conceal his physical and mental decline. Mental health professionals are citing his verbal gaffs at rallies and the way he walks as signs of decline. Staying out of public view is the only way to keep his decline from being a bigger story. His ridiculous post about winning a golf tournament is a desperate attempt to appear healthy and vigorous.

he doesn't have the cash for multiple rallies. He cut an Arizona rally a few days ago because he didn't have the money and just held a rally in Ohio where he was already campaigning.

money is the convenient excuse. The MSM is reporting “short on cash” excuse so it’s probably wrong. It also serves as a great excuse to keep him out of the limelight so his decline goes unnoticed.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 25, 2024 01:36 PM (JCZqz)

141 Biden is a classic case where he lies when he does not need to, about things no one needs to.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 25, 2024 01:36 PM (mPuaa)

142 Here at AoS comments, no public figure EVER dies as a result of an accident, or from natural causes.

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Non-Doctor Biden wasn't much of a public figure, though. She was just Joe Biden's cheated on wife.

Posted by: Moron Robbie- Your view has the 1st hamstringing the government in the most important times at March 25, 2024 01:37 PM (Wg1x4)

143 Boeing execs are bailing out. CEO Dave Calhoun and Chairman Larry Kellner are leaving, and Stan Deal, CEO of Boeing Commercial Airplanes, is "retiring".

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at March 25, 2024 01:37 PM (DIB8X)

144 I still want to know what the guy was welding that it somehow involved his dick.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 25, 2024 01:33 PM (2ocoG)

Stick, not wire feed

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 25, 2024 01:37 PM (NtVYv)

145 Boeing execs are bailing out. CEO Dave Calhoun and Chairman Larry Kellner are leaving, and Stan Deal, CEO of Boeing Commercial Airplanes, is "retiring".
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead


They see the DEI writing on the wall.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2024 01:37 PM (G8h7g)

146 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 25, 2024 01:36 PM (JCZqz)

LOL... These are some of the best yet

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2024 01:37 PM (Akjoo)

147 134 Joe Biden was a steel drivin' man!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2024 01:36 PM (63Dwl)

I'd beat the shit out of him.

Posted by: Tennessee Ernie Ford at March 25, 2024 01:37 PM (mPuaa)

148 slow joe said for years that she died in a drunk driving accident

he failed to include the fact that his wife was the drunk driver in the accident
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 25, 2024 01:33 PM (bEb2S)


It's a stutter.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2024 01:38 PM (z99Zw)

149 Narcissists and psychopaths lie like Biden.

He is a horrible piece of work.

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 25, 2024 01:38 PM (GRye3)

150 I think he's a high-functioning sociopath. One trait is a compulsive liar. "Long and short of what Biden is, he's a sociopath.
Posted by: Sherpa_k2 at March 25, 2024 01:25 PM (PfHDC)

Nah, he's just a liar. He's not adaptable enough to be a sociopath.

When it's time to fly, the sociopath is a bird. When it's time to swim, the sociopath is a fish.

Gropey Joe can't pull that of"
Posted by: Sherpa_k2 at March 25, 2024 01:35 PM (PfHDC)

So, the difference between Bill Clinton and Joe Biden?

Posted by: mrp at March 25, 2024 01:38 PM (rj6Yv)

151 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 25, 2024 01:36 PM (JCZqz)

These people are nuts

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 25, 2024 01:39 PM (NtVYv)

152 90 Nah, he's just a liar. He's not adaptable enough to be a sociopath.

When it's time to fly, the sociopath is a bird. When it's time to swim, the sociopath is a fish.

Gropey Joe can't pull that off.
Posted by: XTC at March 25, 2024 01:26

Sociopaths tend to be intelligent, which is how they read the room and quickly be what they need to be for the person right in front of them- at least for the short term. Hunter may be one.

Posted by: Piper at March 25, 2024 01:39 PM (ZdaMQ)

153 That dickless guy later became a GOP Congressman, so it all worked out for him.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 25, 2024 01:31 PM

And this ladies and gentleman is the story about Mitt Willard Romney.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 25, 2024 01:39 PM (OeXGF)

154 Neilia Biden committed suicide by motor vehicle and was trying to kill all her kids, because she was married to a philandering, pervert. She only managed to kill herself and young daughter in the front seat. Beau and Hunter in the back seat were very severely injured, but survived. The website" Lonesome Death of Neilia Biden", written by AJ Weberman gives picture, backstory, and details.

Posted by: Worst Human Award at March 25, 2024 01:39 PM (V5BDR)

155 "Right after the verdict, I walked right down to the Senate and convinced Strom Thurmond to vote for the Civil Rights Act. We then marched together in Selma that afternoon. Was a busy day. My word as a...as a...ya know, me." - Joe

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 25, 2024 01:40 PM (KbCG3)

156 So, the difference between Bill Clinton and Joe Biden?
Posted by: mrp at March 25, 2024 01:38 PM (rj6Yv)

Bill is smarter and can effect a surface level bit of actual charisma.

Biden is pretty much the epitome of the used car salesman- a bad one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 25, 2024 01:40 PM (mPuaa)

157
And he took showers with one.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


FJB's shower girl is his kid with Doctor Jill.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 25, 2024 01:40 PM (xG4kz)

158 145 Boeing execs are bailing out. CEO Dave Calhoun and Chairman Larry Kellner are leaving, and Stan Deal, CEO of Boeing Commercial Airplanes, is "retiring".
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead


They see the DEI writing on the wall.
--------------
Best to bail out while the plane is still flying. Words of Wisdom.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 25, 2024 01:40 PM (FmapG)

159 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 25, 2024 01:36 PM (JCZqz)

These people are nuts
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 25, 2024 01:39 PM (NtVYv)

They're all around you.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 25, 2024 01:40 PM (DERmm)

160 I thing he is a sociopath, just a dumb one. Usually they are smart, not always

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 25, 2024 01:40 PM (NtVYv)

161 Posted by: Elric Blade at March 25, 2024 01:36 PM (iFTx/)

NY used to have pure comparative which led to some ridiculous payouts. I don't know if they still do.

Posted by: polynikes at March 25, 2024 01:40 PM (GzpNE)

162 Pay evil unto evil works, and it is justified.
Posted by: sven
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There is always room for interpretation of the Lord's word and the difficulty is always separating one's personal desires from the Lord's will.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2024 01:41 PM (uf8KX)

163 Mental health professionals are citing his verbal gaffs at rallies and the way he walks as signs of decline.

That there is some weapons-grade projection.

Posted by: spindrift at March 25, 2024 01:41 PM (OguvZ)

164 143 Boeing execs are bailing out. CEO Dave Calhoun and Chairman Larry Kellner are leaving, and Stan Deal, CEO of Boeing Commercial Airplanes, is "retiring".
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at March 25, 2024 01:37 PM (DIB8X)

———

I hear the former Hertz CEO is available.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 25, 2024 01:41 PM (++4z6)

165 163 That there is some weapons-grade projection.
Posted by: spindrift at March 25, 2024

Is no one stepping back and thinking hey…this also applies to…never mind.

Posted by: Piper at March 25, 2024 01:41 PM (ZdaMQ)

166 Trouble is, there's only been one case like that ever reported in legal reporters -- those thick books you see behind lawyers in ambulance-chaser reporters -- and when that case was settled, Biden was still in law school.
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Makes sense. Unusual circumstances leading to unusual litigation. Sounds like an ideal case study for education. Biden probably learned about it in law school and then gradually transferred it to himself. It would have been easy - it was before electronic records and searching and it was so unusual that it was likely that nobody outside of his class knew about the case. It was a safe thing to steal for himself.

As time went on, it stopped mattering because he was no longer practicing, but had had integrated it as part of his history. Now that he has dementia, it is entirely possible that he doesn't even know that he's lying.

There's my speculation, anyway.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2024 01:42 PM (HnUIn)

167 Neilia Biden committed suicide by motor vehicle and was trying to kill all her kids, because she was married to a philandering, pervert. She only managed to kill herself and young daughter in the front seat. Beau and Hunter in the back seat were very severely injured, but survived. The website" Lonesome Death of Neilia Biden", written by AJ Weberman gives picture, backstory, and details.
Posted by: Worst Human Award at March 25, 2024 01:39 PM (V5BDR)



IF this is actually the case, imagine what Joe did to her to put her in that frame of mind. A woman taking the lives of her own flesh and blood from her own womb is rare (abortion notwithstanding) and requires an incredibly broken psyche. He must've been incredibly torturous to be with.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 25, 2024 01:42 PM (Zz0t1)

168 I liked Just Shoot Me, Just Shot Me not so much

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 25, 2024 01:42 PM (s6L+y)

169 Boeing execs are bailing out. CEO Dave Calhoun and Chairman Larry Kellner are leaving, and Stan Deal, CEO of Boeing Commercial Airplanes, is "retiring".
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They see the DEI writing on the wall.

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They have to.

It's a tad awkward to have the whistleblower killed like that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie- Your view has the 1st hamstringing the government in the most important times at March 25, 2024 01:42 PM (Wg1x4)

170 Sundowner's brain runs wild making up stuff

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2024 01:42 PM (Z80zG)

171 158 145 Boeing execs are bailing out. CEO Dave Calhoun and Chairman Larry Kellner are leaving, and Stan Deal, CEO of Boeing Commercial Airplanes, is "retiring".
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead


They see the DEI writing on the wall.
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Best to bail out while the plane is still flying. Words of Wisdom.
Posted by: Pudinhead
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To get their golden parachute, I would make those miserable sobs have to fly on every FAA certification flight of 737 Maxxes on a daily basis for a year.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2024 01:42 PM (uf8KX)

172 Lying Liar who lies tells another lie.
Hardly front page news at this point.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 25, 2024 01:42 PM (FCbAQ)

173 Here at AoS comments, no public figure EVER dies as a result of an accident, or from natural causes.

Unless you're Beau.

Posted by: Auspex at March 25, 2024 01:43 PM (j4U/Z)

174 FDR went on TV to calm down the American public after the Stock Market crash.

Ranks as one of the most ignorant things said by a politician. Right there with Tipping over Guam .

Posted by: polynikes at March 25, 2024 01:43 PM (GzpNE)

175 But having a wife killed by a evil racist trucker who "drank his lunch" is better for the Biden Brand than his stupid wife driving carelessly so into the self-mythology it goes.
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Or finding out that they had a brutal argument or even physical fight before she stormed off and crashed her car due to being an emotional wreck at the moment.

I have no evidence for that, of course, but it would be in keeping with the Biden Brand. The real one, I mean.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2024 01:43 PM (HnUIn)

176 Willowed:
I'm pretty fed up with the whole Oathkeepers "my oath has no expiration date" bullshit some vet and gun youtubers used to push prior to the 2020 election coup.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

My oath expired when I resigned my commission and the paperwork went through in early June, 2000.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 25, 2024 01:43 PM (KAi1n)

177 Non-Doctor Biden wasn't much of a public figure, though. She was just Joe Biden's cheated on wife.
Posted by: Moron Robbie- Your view has the 1st hamstringing the government in the most important times at March 25, 2024 01:37 PM (Wg1x4)

And I, for one, doubt she was murdered. It would be very hard to sabotage a car such that the brakes fail at precisely the right second to ensure a fatal collision with a truck. Hallie Biden was drunk, angry, feeling sorry for herself and convinced the kids would be better off dead than with Joe. That sort of murder-suicide by a parent in a failed marriage is not exactly unheard of.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2024 01:43 PM (tkR6S)

178 liked Just Shoot Me, Just Shot Me not so much
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 25, 2024 01:42 PM (s6L+y)

Hah.

Both good but

Rules of Engagement > Just Shoot Me

Posted by: polynikes at March 25, 2024 01:44 PM (GzpNE)

179 Boeing execs are bailing out. CEO Dave Calhoun and Chairman Larry Kellner are leaving, and Stan Deal, CEO of Boeing Commercial Airplanes, is "retiring".
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They all should be tried for attempted murder of thousands and thousands.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 25, 2024 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)

180 Given Biden's pedigree, it's truly remarkable that he wasn't the foremost visitor to Epstein Island. It says some things that he wasn't. First, they already had so much extortion material on him, that getting any more was unnecessary. And, there was always the risk that he would brag in public about banging minors. I surprised he hasn't weaved himself into the tale anyway.

Posted by: Orson at March 25, 2024 01:44 PM (dIske)

181 To get their golden parachute, I would make those miserable sobs have to fly on every FAA certification flight of 737 Maxxes on a daily basis for a year.
Posted by: whig at March 25, 2024 01:42 PM

Remove some hardware before sending the planes up.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 25, 2024 01:45 PM (DERmm)

182 Hallie Biden was drunk, angry, feeling sorry for herself and convinced the kids would be better off dead than with Joe. That sort of murder-suicide by a parent in a failed marriage is not exactly unheard of.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

--

Women!
- Rodney Dangerfield

Posted by: Moron Robbie- Your view has the 1st hamstringing the government in the most important times at March 25, 2024 01:45 PM (Wg1x4)

183 This is the Biden Brand and it has been all of his deceit-filled and filthily-corrupt life
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Yes, but I strongly suspect that now he doesn't even know it. He integrated those lies decades ago. They became part of his identity. When your identity is a lie, it is best just to reference the lies but not really think about it. The lies become truth (well, "my truth," but nonetheless...). Now that he has rapidly progressing dementia, my guess is that he no longer even knows that they're lies. He's telling the truth, as far as he knows.

Strap him to a polygraph and these tales won't move the needle. His life is a lie, but at this point, he's telling the truth ("his truth") about it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2024 01:45 PM (HnUIn)

184 FDR went on TV to calm down the American public after the Stock Market crash.

Ranks as one of the most ignorant things said by a politician. Right there with Tipping over Guam


"Why's the Governor of New York making a speech to the six people that own that new television device?"

Posted by: stuff someone didn't actually say at March 25, 2024 01:45 PM (l8gTz)

185 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 25, 2024 01:36 PM (JCZqz)

These people are nuts
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 25, 2024 01:39 PM (NtVYv)

They're all around you.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


They breed & sadly, they vote.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2024 01:45 PM (G8h7g)

186 Now that he has dementia, it is entirely possible that he doesn't even know that he's lying.

The guys has been lying his entire life about even the most mundane things. It's just his nature; he's always been an insecure punk.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at March 25, 2024 01:45 PM (DIB8X)

187 160 I thing he is a sociopath, just a dumb one. Usually they are smart, not always
Posted by: Hatari
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Many of the dumb ones are in prison or jail is why Biden went into the protected class of politician. Too many pols and their actions make armed robbers look sympathetic in comparison. The pols just use the State and its employees as their weapon to rob people.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2024 01:45 PM (uf8KX)

188 176 Posted by: SFGoth at March 25, 2024 01:43 PM (KAi1n)

Quite, living up to your oath is so much fun that it drives sane people rateably mad....

"lay down your burden" we cannot even prevent Antifa from beating women protesting trannys in gym lockwer rooms in WA state.

Posted by: sven at March 25, 2024 01:46 PM (X0I7i)

189 179 They all should be tried for attempted murder of thousands and thousands.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 25, 2024 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)

And Executed on Live Television.

Posted by: XTC at March 25, 2024 01:46 PM (UnA8+)

190 Many of the dumb ones are in prison or jail is why Biden went into the protected class of politician. Too many pols and their actions make armed robbers look sympathetic in comparison. The pols just use the State and its employees as their weapon to rob people.
Posted by: whig at March 25, 2024 01:45 PM (uf8KX)
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Yeah, but they're clever enough to get not a "get out of jail free" card, but a "never see a jail, ever" card via elected office.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2024 01:46 PM (HnUIn)

191 "Well son of a bitch" appears to be his catch phrase.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 25, 2024 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)

192 Remove some hardware before sending the planes up.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
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They ride as cargo.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2024 01:46 PM (uf8KX)

193 Neilia Biden committed suicide by motor vehicle and was trying to kill all her kids, because she was married to a philandering, pervert. She only managed to kill herself and young daughter in the front seat. Beau and Hunter in the back seat were very severely injured, but survived. The website" Lonesome Death of Neilia Biden", written by AJ Weberman gives picture, backstory, and details.
Posted by: Worst Human Award at March 25, 2024 01:39 PM (V5BDR)

Yes. Neilia, not Hallie. My mistake.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2024 01:46 PM (tkR6S)

194 And I, for one, doubt she was murdered. It would be very hard to sabotage a car such that the brakes fail at precisely the right second to ensure a fatal collision with a truck. Hallie Biden was drunk, angry, feeling sorry for herself and convinced the kids would be better off dead than with Joe. That sort of murder-suicide by a parent in a failed marriage is not exactly unheard of.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2024 01:43 PM (tkR6S)
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Yeah, I guess she was just an emotional wreck after some incident involving FJB. In a moment of depression, she decided to end it all. If the truck had missed, she probably would have regretted it, but she didn't get that chance. Once you step off that ledge, it's hard to step back...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 25, 2024 01:46 PM (7fElN)

195 161 Posted by: Elric Blade at March 25, 2024 01:36 PM (iFTx/)

NY used to have pure comparative which led to some ridiculous payouts. I don't know if they still do.
Posted by: polynikes at March 25, 2024 01:40 PM (GzpNE)
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I think you can probably guess the answer to this . . . LOL. And yes, under pure comparative, a plaintiff can be judged to be 99% at fault, yet still be able to collect damages from a defendant found 1% at fault. In theory, the damages in that case would be limited to 1%, but in reality the plaintiff usually pockets a nice fat check from a defendant who did nothing wrong.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 25, 2024 01:46 PM (iFTx/)

196 You know, if Seattle hadn't been taken over by software Boeing would still be making airliners there. What is sad is most of the software crush is H1-B visa holders living 10 to a single family residence. Yeah, we're really kicking ass as a nation.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 25, 2024 01:47 PM (FmapG)

197
And Executed on Live Television.
Posted by: XTC at March 25, 2024 01:46 PM (UnA8+)



Pay per view.

Pay off the national debt.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 25, 2024 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)

198 191 "Well son of a bitch" appears to be his catch phrase.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 25, 2024 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)

Don't blame me

Posted by: Joe's Mama at March 25, 2024 01:47 PM (Akjoo)

199 The appeals court in NY stayed multiple parts of Engoron's decision against Trump.

The bond was lowered to $175 MM. Trump is no longer barred from serving as an officer or director of a NY company. Trump is no longer barred from applying for loans from NY lenders. Trump's sons are no longer barred from serving as officers and directors of NY companies.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 25, 2024 01:47 PM (Odg76)

200 In fact, the police noted he was not drunk, and the police found that he wasn't at fault. It sounds very much like Biden's wife was at fault.

Joe Biden was having an affair with the current Jill Biden at the time. Since the then current Mrs Biden swerved into the other driver with all her kids on board it is possible she'd found out about Biden's affair and decided to end it all.

Do we know for sure that's why? No. But this is the story we would hear all day long if it was in Trump's history.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 25, 2024 01:47 PM (ibTVg)

201 191 "Well son of a bitch" appears to be his catch phrase.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at

No joke!

Posted by: Piper at March 25, 2024 01:47 PM (ZdaMQ)

202 That "FDR went on TV" story is just classic. Every part of it is wrong.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at March 25, 2024 01:47 PM (l8gTz)

203 "Well son of a bitch" appears to be his catch phrase.
Posted by: Sponge -

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In his defense, apparently his religion allows that. Kiddie stuff, too, I guess.

Posted by: Moron Robbie- Your view has the 1st hamstringing the government in the most important times at March 25, 2024 01:47 PM (Wg1x4)

204 In another famous case young Joe litigated, Mr's O'Leary's cow was sued and found fully liable for the Chicago Fire. The cow is still paying off the million gallon settlement.

Posted by: Legal Alert at March 25, 2024 01:47 PM (V5BDR)

205 I can think of no fate worse than to have told so many lies to others and oneself, such that at the end of a long life not to even know what you really did, who you really are, who you really loved and who really loved you.

And no fate more deserved for this lying son of a bitch.

Posted by: Zek at March 25, 2024 01:48 PM (5FPX4)

206 You know, if Seattle hadn't been taken over by software Boeing would still be making airliners there. What is sad is most of the software crush is H1-B visa holders living 10 to a single family residence. Yeah, we're really kicking ass as a nation.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 25, 2024 01:47 PM (FmapG)



When you're fined heavily by the feds for not having enough H1-B card holders on your payroll.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 25, 2024 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)

207 Then there was that time a big monkey climbed up on the Empire State Building. Joe hopped in his trusty Sopwith Camel and blew that bastard straight to hell. True story.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 25, 2024 01:48 PM (u73oe)

208 She only managed to kill herself and young daughter in the front seat. Beau and Hunter in the back seat were very severely injured, but survived.

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Jill's not our mom!
- Bo and Hundo

Posted by: Moron Robbie- Your view has the 1st hamstringing the government in the most important times at March 25, 2024 01:48 PM (Wg1x4)

209 197 Pay per view.

Pay off the national debt.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 25, 2024 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)

The only thing the untouchable fears is physical harm.

Posted by: XTC at March 25, 2024 01:48 PM (UnA8+)

210 Remember Trump is lying when he exaggerates.

When Biden says he won a famous legal case that he had no involvement with that's a stutter and if you note it it means you hate people with a disability.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 25, 2024 01:49 PM (ibTVg)

211 I've read and heard people express sympathy for Joe Biden as he slides into late-stage dementia. He is undeserving of it. Wicked young people sometimes remain unchanged throughout the course of their lives and grow old enough to be wicked old people, which Biden has done. He is as venal, petty, vicious, dishonest, and corrupt today as he was 50 years ago. One day the full truth of this horrible, malignant man will be uncovered for all to see. I'm just sorry it likely won't be exposed in his (or probably my) lifetime.

Posted by: troyriser at March 25, 2024 01:49 PM (7Cx1V)

212 This busty bikini brunette is grateful for many things in her fairly charmed life, but most of all, she is grateful that she is not a Biden:
http://tiny.cc/k1jkxz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2024 01:49 PM (HnUIn)

213 Just the punchline

What? I sent you a truck, a boat and a helicopter.
Posted by: polynikes
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Heh.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2024 01:50 PM (uf8KX)

214 Biden lying? Yep, it's Monday.
I swear he's worse than Bill Clinton.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Anti-Marxist, buy ammo at March 25, 2024 01:50 PM (xcxpd)

215 147 134 Joe Biden was a steel drivin' man!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2024 01:36 PM (63Dwl)

I'd beat the shit out of him.
Posted by: Tennessee Er

Get in line …

Posted by: John Henry at March 25, 2024 01:50 PM (TTAGa)

216 Once upon a time I worked on a fabrication production floor where both MIG and TIG welding were done. Was washing parts in a utility sink in back when a guy came running up hollering with a smoking glove, ripped it off, and ran his hand under the water and groaning. Moral of the story... welding with your wedding ring on can lead to a degloving injury of the finger.

Posted by: Shake Hands With Danger at March 25, 2024 01:50 PM (Zz86T)

217 Remember Trump is lying when he exaggerates.

When Biden says he won a famous legal case that he had no involvement with that's a stutter and if you note it it means you hate people with a disability.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 25, 2024 01:49 PM (ibTVg)
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LOL.

Yup.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2024 01:50 PM (HnUIn)

218 Joe Biden would bang an Arby's sandwich if they could just make it smell like a little girl. Being a fabulist is the least of his failings.

Posted by: Joe Biden is a daughter-fucking rapist at March 25, 2024 01:50 PM (X5tRe)

219 Boeing execs are bailing out. CEO Dave Calhoun and Chairman Larry Kellner are leaving, and Stan Deal, CEO of Boeing Commercial Airplanes, is "retiring".
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

They see the DEI writing on the wall.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2024 01:37 PM (G8h7g)


They are being replaced by Jugdesh, Mohammed, and L'Qanisha.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2024 01:50 PM (z99Zw)

220 Biden lying? Yep, it's Monday.
I swear he's worse than Bill Clinton.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Anti-Marxist, buy ammo at March 25, 2024 01:50 PM (xcxpd)



I think the Biden family is worse than the Clinton's, honestly......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 25, 2024 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)

221 Once upon a time I worked on a fabrication production floor where both MIG and TIG welding were done. Was washing parts in a utility sink in back when a guy came running up hollering with a smoking glove, ripped it off, and ran his hand under the water and groaning. Moral of the story... welding with your wedding ring on can lead to a degloving injury of the finger.
Posted by: Shake Hands With Danger at March 25, 2024 01:50 PM (Zz86T)
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:: shudders ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2024 01:50 PM (HnUIn)

222 210 210 Remember Trump is lying when he exaggerates.

When Biden says he won a famous legal case that he had no involvement with that's a stutter and if you note it it means you hate people with a disability.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 25, 2024 01

Well Biden is a confused but lovable grandpa. How in the world can you hold such a person accountable? Have you no heart?

Posted by: Piper at March 25, 2024 01:51 PM (ZdaMQ)

223 The guy is all forebrain.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 25, 2024 01:51 PM (IG4Id)

224 I think the Biden family is worse than the Clinton's, honestly......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 25, 2024 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)

=====

The Clinton family has a higher body count, though.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2024 01:51 PM (DRSnL)

225 Meghan Markle Announces Netflix Show About How Hard It’s Been Dealing With Kate Middleton’s Cancer Diagnosis

Posted by: SMOD at March 25, 2024 01:51 PM (4Z/uJ)

226 212 This busty bikini brunette is grateful for many things in her fairly charmed life, but most of all, she is grateful that she is not a Biden:
http://tiny.cc/k1jkxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2024 01:49 PM (HnUIn)
______

A rare clean pic that's probably decades old. Verdict: bangable.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 25, 2024 01:51 PM (iFTx/)

227 Is there anyone in the Biden family that *isn't* a corrupt, lying, grifting POS?

The daughter that Joe molested seems to have spent her life doing drugs and having sex with randos instead of bilking the government so...she's about the best the Bidens have to offer.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 25, 2024 01:52 PM (ibTVg)

228 Listen, fat. Corn Pop was such a bad dude, that after my first encounter with him I went to this machine shop. I asked them to weld a chain to my schwartz, uhh, schmear, uhh... you know, the thing! And from that day on, only I had the metal to pleasure Dr. Jill. My legs grew 3 times hairier that day, no malarkey.

Posted by: Biden's Brain Waves at March 25, 2024 01:52 PM (2ocoG)

229 and L'Qanisha.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2024 01:50 PM (z99Zw)



Watched some of the Final Four tourney games yesterday.....One kid was named "Ray Jay." However, they spelled it Rayj on screen.

Dafuq?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 25, 2024 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

230 I've also found it highly revealing of Joe's personality that IF true, his yarn about the law school speech/standing ovation only shows that he's a convincing imposter, with a visceral contempt for actual intellectual achievement. Something that only a narcissist /borderline psychopath would consider a self-flattering tale.

Posted by: Zek at March 25, 2024 01:52 PM (5FPX4)

231 The appeals court in NY stayed multiple parts of Engoron's decision against Trump.

The bond was lowered to $175 MM. Trump is no longer barred from serving as an officer or director of a NY company. Trump is no longer barred from applying for loans from NY lenders. Trump's sons are no longer barred from serving as officers and directors of NY companies.


Sounds like they did just about everything they could without having to say that Engorgon and his trial were total horsesh*t.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 25, 2024 01:52 PM (sNc8Y)

232 Biden isn’t a sociopath. What he does suffer from is main character syndrome. Because no one will call him out, he can just go hog wild.

Posted by: Piper at March 25, 2024 01:52 PM (ZdaMQ)

233 Joe Biden only months ago was able to get a place in Delaware named "Biden Falls" after he managed to topple his bike there.

Posted by: SMOD at March 25, 2024 01:53 PM (4Z/uJ)

234 I've also found it highly revealing of Joe's personality that IF true, his yarn about the law school speech/standing ovation only shows that he's a convincing imposter, with a visceral contempt for actual intellectual achievement. Something that only a narcissist /borderline psychopath would consider a self-flattering tale.
Posted by: Zek at March 25, 2024 01:52 PM (5FPX4)
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Same page.

Truth or lie, it doesn't matter. That Biden thinks it's admirable and worthy of a boast is quite revealing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2024 01:53 PM (HnUIn)

235 I've read and heard people express sympathy for Joe Biden as he slides into late-stage dementia. He is undeserving of it.

That's true, but it's also true that DOCTOR JILL should be prosecuted for elder abuse.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 25, 2024 01:53 PM (2ocoG)

236 Yeah, but they're clever enough to get not a "get out of jail free" card, but a "never see a jail, ever" card via elected office.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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Low animal cunning is all that is required as any other predator uses. Someone like Billy Jeff or even Killary is miles ahead of camouflage as a sociopath than a Biden.

Once you are in office in a small state like Delaware, incumbency and willingness to take corporate bucks did the rest.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2024 01:54 PM (uf8KX)

237 Biden isn’t a sociopath. What he does suffer from is main character syndrome. Because no one will call him out, he can just go hog wild.
Posted by: Piper at March 25, 2024 01:52 PM (ZdaMQ)

Don't over-analyze him. "Lying Asshole" says it all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2024 01:54 PM (tkR6S)

238 This one time at band camp...

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2024 01:54 PM (xT7BI)

239 Remember Trump is lying when he exaggerates.

When Biden says he won a famous legal case that he had no involvement with that's a stutter and if you note it it means you hate people with a disability.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 25, 2024 01:49 PM (ibTVg)

---------------

"Misableism, Disableism, AND Malableism, H8R!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 25, 2024 01:54 PM (1VrC6)

240 Joe Biden only months ago was able to get a place in Delaware named "Biden Falls" after he managed to topple his bike there.

Keep in mind he had a bike crash because he saw a tween girl and tried to quickly go over and talk with her - like a love struck boy...if that boy was an 80 year old pedophile.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 25, 2024 01:54 PM (ibTVg)

241 =====

The Clinton family has a higher body count, though.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2024 01:51 PM (DRSnL)



That we know of.

Biden has troop's blood on his hands. Clinton's ran a crime machine in Arkansas, mostly. Biden's stopped at nothing, hid very little and sold this country up a creek with no remorse, nor shield "charity organization" like the Clinton's.

The Biden's are straight up evil, demonic beasts out in the open with not a care in the world. The Clinton's, at least, tried to hide their shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 25, 2024 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)

242 Didn't he claim he was in the top part of his Law class and he was actually close to the bottom ? Imagine if Trump claimed something so easily checked...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2024 01:55 PM (Akjoo)

243
Maybe you all covered this above.

1. Biden also lied about his wife being extracted by the Jaws of Life, which were made at the nearby Hurst plant.

2. His wife offed herself when she realized she was married to a pedo, and was about to bring another child into his control, and he was now an untouchable senator. She tried to off the whole family as she felt death was better for her kids than living with the devil.

Posted by: PFC Obvious at March 25, 2024 01:55 PM (bOCrc)

244 The word for what Biden has is "evil".

Posted by: 18-1 at March 25, 2024 01:55 PM (ibTVg)

245
Biden's biggest whopper is claiming that he's not a career criminal.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 25, 2024 01:55 PM (FOgXL)

246 230 that only a narcissist /borderline psychopath would consider a self-flattering tale.
Posted by: Zek at March

Narcissistic personality disorder could be in play, they get very angry the minute you don’t buy their bs and their ability to rewrite history is incredible. They remember things that never even happened!

Posted by: Piper at March 25, 2024 01:55 PM (ZdaMQ)

247 229 and L'Qanisha.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2024 01:50 PM (z99Zw)


Watched some of the Final Four tourney games yesterday.....One kid was named "Ray Jay." However, they spelled it Rayj on screen.

Dafuq?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 25, 2024 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)
________

My mom had a student once named "La-a." How was it pronounced? "La-DASH-a," of course. The genius mom explained as follows: "Da dash not be silent."

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 25, 2024 01:55 PM (iFTx/)

248 I think the Biden family is worse than the Clinton's, honestly......
Posted by: Sponge

Arguably the body count from the Clinton crime family is far greater than the Bidens so far. Apparently most of the deaths attributable to Biden come from his official malfeasance in office so far except possibly his wife and child.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2024 01:56 PM (uf8KX)

249 That "FDR went on TV" story is just classic. Every part of it is wrong.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at March 25, 2024 01:47 PM (l8gTz)


Eleanor Roosevelt wrote a blog post about it but I can't find the link.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2024 01:56 PM (z99Zw)

250 The Secret Life of Walter Shitty

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2024 01:57 PM (GkFGh)

251 There are two types of narcissist: 1 Grandiose: outgoing, charming (think Trump) and 2 Vulnerable: covert, paranoid lashing out at anyone who doubts their greatness (think... Well you know who... )

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 25, 2024 01:57 PM (wBaIH)

252 OMG! Whatever would we dk?!!!

Sen. Murkowski Doesn’t Rule Out Leaving GOP

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 25, 2024 01:58 PM (FVME7)

253 When his co-workers asked him how he could lie so brazenly, he responds: "They're not lies. More like... folklore."
________________

I had a department chairman who lied as easily - and often - as he breathed.

Me: "His story is not a nasty farrago of lies; it's literature!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2024 01:58 PM (NRcRX)

254 Don't over-analyze him. "Lying Asshole" says it all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25

You, friend, are correct once again. Some of us have been traumatized by real life narcissists and the analysis comes just as easy as the excuse making did. Both are wastes of energy!

Posted by: Piper at March 25, 2024 01:58 PM (ZdaMQ)

255
Sen. Murkowski Doesn’t Rule Out Leaving GOP
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 25, 2024 01:58 PM (FVME7)

Hey Murk... Don't let the door.....

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2024 01:59 PM (Akjoo)

256 Sen. Murkowski Doesn’t Rule Out Leaving GOP

Remember Cocaine Bitch McConnell went to the mat for her because as he claimed otherwise the GOP would lose that seat.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 25, 2024 01:59 PM (ibTVg)

257 The dude lies about his own dead kid for political gain. Just like he lied about his first wife's accident, again for political gain. Total lack of empathy for others. Aggressive, including physically so. All traits he has possessed in the long term, not recent developments. He's done a pretty good job of emulating sociopathy if he isn't one.

Posted by: He's not just a fibber at March 25, 2024 01:59 PM (X5tRe)

258 Sen. Murkowski Doesn’t Rule Out Leaving GOP
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She's like the artic whale. They live forever with their mouth open at all times.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 25, 2024 01:59 PM (FmapG)

259 Sen. Murkowski Doesn’t Rule Out Leaving GOP
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 25, 2024 01:58 PM (FVME7)



Coming from someone who hasn't been GOP in years.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 25, 2024 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

260 254 You, friend, are correct once again. Some of us have been traumatized by real life narcissists and the analysis comes just as easy as the excuse making did. Both are wastes of energy!
Posted by: Piper at March 25, 2024 01:58 PM (ZdaMQ)

Aren't we, as the Horde, supposed to be too badass for trauma?

Posted by: XTC at March 25, 2024 01:59 PM (UnA8+)

261 Sen. Murkowski Doesn’t Rule Out Leaving GOP
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is t

Good thing Mitch changed the rules and fought against a conservative to keep her in.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 25, 2024 02:00 PM (CIS44)

262
Remember Cocaine Bitch McConnell went to the mat for her because as he claimed otherwise the GOP would lose that seat.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 25, 2024 01:59 PM (ibTVg)

















Posted by: Mitch McConnell at March 25, 2024 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)

263 Sen. Murkowski Doesn’t Rule Out Leaving GOP
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I'd hit it.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at March 25, 2024 02:00 PM (woPEM)

264 I see Michigan is offering money to citizens to house illegals.

Seems a pretty cut and dried criminal offense for anyone administering the program if Trump wins...and has the guts to do it.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 25, 2024 02:00 PM (ibTVg)

265 The Clinton family has a higher body count, though.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2024 01:51 PM (DRSnL)


You could probably argue that Biden has a lot of culpability for tens of thousands of dead Ukrainians.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2024 02:00 PM (z99Zw)

266 Sen. Murkowski Doesn’t Rule Out Leaving GOP
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Her father was a corrupt pos as a senator and then governor. Would not be surprised that she has taken bribes and considerations while in office as well as being involved in voter shenanigans on the Rez population up there.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2024 02:00 PM (uf8KX)

267 He's turning his life around!

Nancy Pelosi's Son Gets Off Scot-Free for Seventh Time After Being Tied to Federal Crimes

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 25, 2024 02:00 PM (FVME7)

268 Low animal cunning is all that is required as any other predator uses. Someone like Billy Jeff or even Killary is miles ahead of camouflage as a sociopath than a Biden.

Once you are in office in a small state like Delaware, incumbency and willingness to take corporate bucks did the rest.
Posted by: whig at March 25, 2024 01:54 PM (uf8KX)
++++
Yup. They're the lowest uncommon denominator.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2024 02:01 PM (HnUIn)

269 Bill Clinton molested other people's kids on Epstein Island. Joe Biden molested his own at home.

Advantage Bill I guess.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 25, 2024 02:01 PM (ibTVg)

270 You could probably argue that Biden has a lot of culpability for tens of thousands of dead Ukrainians.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Malfeasance in office but using that standard would cause a lot of US prezzies to be culpable.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2024 02:02 PM (uf8KX)

271 257 The dude lies about his own dead kid for political gain. Just like he lied about his first wife's accident, again for political gain. Total lack of empathy for others. Aggressive, including physically so. All traits he has possessed in the long term, not recent developments. He's done a pretty good job of emulating sociopathy if he isn't one.
Posted by: He's not just a fibber at March 25, 2024 01:59 PM (X5tRe)

Joe isn't convincing. And he's always the same character. He can't convince you he's got a totally different personality.

Sociopaths can actually manipulate you. Joe can't manipulate shit.

Posted by: XTC at March 25, 2024 02:02 PM (UnA8+)

272 Have a close relative who is a pathological liar. Hero of every story.

Once told me that he tried some slap shot hockey game where he hit a shot 103 mph.

I told my wife that he was a serial liar. She asked how I would know. I told her that the NHL All-Star game had just been played and the hardest shot was 104 mph.

There's exaggerating for effect, then there's straight up lying for no reason. He even knew I liked hockey and would know.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 25, 2024 02:02 PM (KbCG3)

273 Sociopaths can actually manipulate you. Joe can't manipulate shit.
Posted by: XTC at March 25, 2024 02:02 PM (UnA8+)

Doesn't have to... He owns the media

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2024 02:02 PM (Akjoo)

274 267 He's turning his life around!

Nancy Pelosi's Son Gets Off Scot-Free for Seventh Time After Being Tied to Federal Crimes
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Speaking of another family of sociopaths--read up the FBI vault files about Pelosi's brother and gang rapes of girls in Baltimore and her mobbed up father.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2024 02:03 PM (uf8KX)

275 OT: with respect to Dade Phelan in Texas going to runoff for the GOP primary, his opponent should run an add with a pastiche of the song "Feelings". Change the word to "Phelans", and have the video a whole series if clips of animals scratching fleas.

"Phelans, I got Phelans" (chimpanzee scratches crotch)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2024 02:03 PM (tkR6S)

276 Sen. Murkowski Doesn’t Rule Out Leaving GOP

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 25, 2024 01:58 PM (FVME7)

---------------

Whores gotta whore for da pimps dat pay more, yo!

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 25, 2024 02:03 PM (1VrC6)

277 Sociopaths can actually manipulate you. Joe can't manipulate shit.

Look fat, the head of the Secret Service and I are this close to finding the guy that keeps shitting in my depends.

Posted by: Joe Biden super detective at March 25, 2024 02:04 PM (ibTVg)

278 Explosions "rocked" DuPont plants, 1965 & 1969. The Rubbertown complex of chemical plants that lined the Ohio River was one area, 1965.

NYT, June 5, 1969, Blast in a South Jersey Gunpowder Plant Kills 3; 4 Men Missing as 4 Storage Buildings Are Destroyed. (Among other accidents at that South Jersey plant many years ago.)

Nixon>OSHA '69

FJB has always had an obsession with all things 'DuPont.'
House Beautiful, '20: In part, "Thanks to two decades worth of restoration work, Biden transformed this once-abandoned mansion (for which he paid just $185,000 back in 1974) into a sprawling property that he went on to sell for $1.2 million in 1996. That means Biden sold the home for just over $1 million more than the price he originally paid for it. Pretty impressive, right? Below, House Beautiful delves into the history of this property, including its ties to another, more well-known nearby mansion.

Long before Biden’s former mansion came into his possession, it originally belonged to the du Ponts, a prominent family who settled in Wilmington, Delaware and made billions off of their gunpowder business, E. I. du Pont de Nemours and Company (which now goes by the name DuPont)."

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at March 25, 2024 02:04 PM (GshMh)

279 ======
Malfeasance in office but using that standard would cause a lot of US prezzies to be culpable.
Posted by: whig at March 25, 2024 02:02 PM (uf8KX)


There's casualties of war, then there's arrogance and just plane dumbfuckery, AKA the Afghanistan withdraw. Biden wears the blood of those who died there, permanently.

Then you tack on the covid 'vaccine' deaths he mandated and the banning of actual viable medications........

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at March 25, 2024 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)

280 Strike one.......

Drinking coffee as we speak.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 25, 2024 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)

281 The first Monday back from a vacation is always a braindead day......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 25, 2024 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

282 260 Aren't we, as the Horde, supposed to be too badass for trauma?
Posted by: XTC at March 25, 2024 01:59 PM

The badass part is rising from the ashes after being destroyed. That and knowing you channeled that trauma to become a badass with a good ass, even at 29.

Posted by: Piper at March 25, 2024 02:05 PM (ZdaMQ)

283 I guarantee no one ever applauded Biden in law school.

100% that came from a movie he saw.

Because in actual, real world law school?
The whole class hates "gunners," those students who try to answer every question.
They all know that's a bullshitter trying to score brownie points.

And they doubly hate the guy doing that who obviously never read the case.

Absolutely no way they would ever clap for that guy.
It just did not, never could have, happened.
Only people who never went to law school think it's real.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 25, 2024 02:05 PM (yikga)

284 256 Sen. Murkowski Doesn’t Rule Out Leaving GOP

Remember Cocaine Bitch McConnell went to the mat for her because as he claimed otherwise the GOP would lose that seat.
Posted by: 18-1
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Mitch cannot protect her anymore from her pissed off colleagues is what is going on. I bet that Collins retires when her term is up too.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2024 02:05 PM (uf8KX)

285 Once you are in office in a small state like Delaware, incumbency and willingness to take corporate bucks did the rest.
Posted by: whig at March 25, 2024 01:54 PM (uf8KX)

I got into the wrong line of work...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Anti-Marxist, buy ammo at March 25, 2024 02:05 PM (xcxpd)

286 That means Biden sold the home for just over $1 million more than the price he originally paid for it. Pretty impressive, right?


Not that there's anything wrong with that, right?

Posted by: Harry Reid at March 25, 2024 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)

287 Long before Biden’s former mansion came into his possession, it originally belonged to the du Ponts, a prominent family who settled in Wilmington, Delaware and made billions off of their gunpowder business, E. I. du Pont de Nemours and Company (which now goes by the name DuPont)."
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The DuPont's had a son who molested his own baby child. A deal was struck to not prosecute due to mental issues. This was arranged by Joe Biden. Voila, he has a DuPont compound for less that $200K.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 25, 2024 02:07 PM (FmapG)

288 275 OT: with respect to Dade Phelan in Texas going to runoff for the GOP primary, his opponent should run an add with a pastiche of the song "Feelings". Change the word to "Phelans", and have the video a whole series if clips of animals scratching fleas.

"Phelans, I got Phelans" (chimpanzee scratches crotch)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
=========
Good Lord, you have Muldoonitis.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2024 02:07 PM (uf8KX)

289 285 I got into the wrong line of work...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Anti-Marxist, buy ammo at March 25, 2024 02:05 PM (xcxpd)

You could have even started getting people disappeared, built up a Body Count.

Posted by: XTC at March 25, 2024 02:07 PM (UnA8+)

290 Have a close relative who is a pathological liar. Hero of every story.

Once told me that he tried some slap shot hockey game where he hit a shot 103 mph.

I told my wife that he was a serial liar. She asked how I would know. I told her that the NHL All-Star game had just been played and the hardest shot was 104 mph.

There's exaggerating for effect, then there's straight up lying for no reason. He even knew I liked hockey and would know.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer


Seriously? Dude, I have audio tapes of Abraham Lincoln's radio Fireside Chats.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2024 02:07 PM (G8h7g)

291 That means Biden sold the home for just over $1 million more than the price he originally paid for it. Pretty impressive, right?
_____________

Paging Letitia James ... paging Letitia James ... please come to the white black legal malfeasance phone.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2024 02:08 PM (NRcRX)

292
Alternate post title: biden Watched The Movie "The Paper Chase" and Now Thinks It Was About Him

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 25, 2024 02:08 PM (uEFJY)

293 "Phelans, I got Phelans" (chimpanzee scratches crotch)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2024 02:03 PM (tkR6S)

--------------

Could also make a #DeepFake video of the drunk shooting a bunch of cute little house-kittens while singing "Felines, nothing more than felines ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 25, 2024 02:08 PM (ELW12)

294 287 The DuPont's had a son who molested his own baby child. A deal was struck to not prosecute due to mental issues. This was arranged by Joe Biden. Voila, he has a DuPont compound for less that $200K.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 25, 2024 02:07 PM (FmapG)

Weren't ALL of their children insane?

The whole "guy who killed the Olympic Wrestler" thing, and all?

Posted by: XTC at March 25, 2024 02:08 PM (UnA8+)

295 Because in actual, real world law school?
The whole class hates "gunners," those students who try to answer every question.
They all know that's a bullshitter trying to score brownie points.

And they doubly hate the guy doing that who obviously never read the case.

Absolutely no way they would ever clap for that guy.
It just did not, never could have, happened.
Only people who never went to law school think it's real.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 25, 2024 02:05 PM (yikga)

Yeah, we used to play "asshole bingo" in class. Good times.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 25, 2024 02:08 PM (T+Iwg)

296 Good Lord, you have Muldoonitis.
Posted by: whig at March 25, 2024 02:07 PM (uf8KX)

LOL!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2024 02:08 PM (tkR6S)

297
Remind me again who the cocksucking Democrat was who claimed the movie "Love Story" was based on his life??

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 25, 2024 02:09 PM (uEFJY)

298
Remind me again who the cocksucking Democrat was who claimed the movie "Love Story" was based on his life??


Al Gore

Posted by: 18-1 at March 25, 2024 02:09 PM (ibTVg)

299 In a world where lawyers are helpless to help their hapless clients.

In a world where an unfortunate man had his penis burned and scarred, scarred into his memory.

There was BIDEN!

THE MAN!
THE MYTH!
THE LIAR!

In theaters this fall. Void where prohibited. Do not taunt happy fun ball.

Posted by: Another Anon at March 25, 2024 02:09 PM (VzPpW)

300 297
Remind me again who the cocksucking Democrat was who claimed the movie "Love Story" was based on his life??

Al Gore

Posted by: Auspex at March 25, 2024 02:09 PM (j4U/Z)

301 Remind me again who the cocksucking Democrat was who claimed the movie "Love Story" was based on his life??
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 25, 2024 02:09 PM (uEFJY)
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Algore

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 25, 2024 02:09 PM (DeFcY)

302 That penis had a mole on it. My word as a Biden
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway

heh

Posted by: My Delta Name is Pinto at March 25, 2024 02:10 PM (v+0wn)

303 285 I got into the wrong line of work...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Anti-Marxist, buy ammo at March

You probably have a moral compass, which disqualifies you.

Posted by: Piper at March 25, 2024 02:10 PM (ZdaMQ)

304 The greatest irony of Joe Biden is that the left which never fails to complain about how the parties switched in err...some year...elected the last Dixiecrat to the presidency.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 25, 2024 02:10 PM (ibTVg)

305 Excelsior!

Posted by: Al Gore at March 25, 2024 02:11 PM (woPEM)

306 Nood Ronna

Shudder

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 25, 2024 02:11 PM (u73oe)

307 Remind me again who the cocksucking Democrat was who claimed the movie "Love Story" was based on his life??

Al Gore
Posted by: Auspex at March 25, 2024 02:09 PM (j4U/Z)
_____________

He confused "Love Story" with "Forrest Gump," which was based on his life. Except for the running part.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2024 02:11 PM (NRcRX)

308 nood ronna

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 25, 2024 02:13 PM (2yu8s)

309 Sociopaths can actually manipulate you. Joe can't manipulate shit.
Posted by: XTC

*flings poo*

Posted by: Preznit Joey B. at March 25, 2024 02:13 PM (v+0wn)

310 Joe isn't convincing. And he's always the same character. He can't convince you he's got a totally different personality.

Sociopaths can actually manipulate you. Joe can't manipulate shit.


A sociopath does not have to be good at being a sociopath to be one. Prisons are full of that sort.

At any rate, he's president. And was a longtime senator. He seems passable at manipulation.

Posted by: He's not just a fibber at March 25, 2024 02:13 PM (X5tRe)

311 He was admitted to the Bar in 1969. (Btw Beau was also born in 1969.)

1970, he won election to the New Castle County Council, where he served until 1972 when he was elected to the US Senate.

Wikipedia: At the time of the 1972 election, Biden was 29 years old. He turned 30—the minimum age for a U.S. senator—on November 20, 1972, in time for the Senate term beginning January 3, 1973.

"I wrote this memo. And son of a b--, it prevailed," Biden told Hur on Oct. 8. No way, now how, imho.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at March 25, 2024 02:15 PM (GshMh)

312 Even his lies are lies. And yet, this pruck could be reelected.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 25, 2024 02:16 PM (d2bW3)

313 On Topic:

Definition and examples of 'Bombast', noun:
Bombast is a noun meaning pretentious or boastful talk. If your football coach is known for his bombast, he probably gives a pompous speech before each game about the greatness of the team and, of course, his coaching.

Originally, bombast was cotton padding used to stuff or pad things like seat cushions. The meaning was extended to include padded and overstuffed speaking or writing, especially speech that's pretentious and showy. Other words with bombast at their roots include the adjective bombastic and the adverb bombastically. For all your coach's bluster and bombast, he's a pretty nice guy — too bad his overblown rhetoric turns people off before they get to know him.

Another Definition:
A forceful and confident style that is intended to be very powerful and impressive, but may not have much real meaning or effect.

Synonyms of Bombast
bluster, brag, braggadocio, bull [slang], cockalorum, fanfaronade, gas, gasconade, grandiloquence, hot air, magniloquence, antrodomontade, rhodomontade, boastfulness

Posted by: Gref at March 25, 2024 02:17 PM (5fDan)

314 But having a wife killed by a evil racist trucker who "drank his lunch" is better for the Biden Brand than his stupid wife driving carelessly so into the self-mythology it goes.

Posted by Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:10 PM Comments

I personally don't think Biden's wife was stupid or careless.

He'd been banging Jill on the side already so she purposely drove into the truck.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 25, 2024 02:18 PM (N1tpc)

315 Even his lies are lies. And yet, this pruck could be reelected.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 25, 2024 02:16 PM (d2bW3)

Fixed that for you.

And he won't ever be legitimately elected to the office he is holding.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 25, 2024 02:19 PM (N1tpc)

316 >>>Fixed that for you.

And he won't ever be legitimately elected to the office he is holding.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian


True enough.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 25, 2024 02:21 PM (d2bW3)

317 Correction to 313 -

My crippled fingers goofed - antrodomontade was meant to be
two words, rant and rodomontade. Ooops!

Posted by: Gref at March 25, 2024 02:23 PM (5fDan)

318 Mister Biden, you come here with a skull full of mush and you leave here with a skull full of mush.

Posted by: Professor Kingston at March 25, 2024 02:24 PM (63Dwl)

319 George Santos wants back in

Posted by: Lex at March 25, 2024 02:31 PM (fMN7A)

320 ot that it matters, but maybe he was clerking for the law firm as a law student when he wrote the magic memo.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 25, 2024

Slo Joe was at Syracuse. Law firm was in Delaware.

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at March 25, 2024 02:39 PM (iNp3L)

321 "When the legend becomes fact, print the legend."

Maxwell Scott to Ransom Stoddard
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence

Posted by: Fox2! at March 25, 2024 02:50 PM (GkLB4)

322 I don't think Joe Biden ever practiced law in any meaningful way. I think he went straight into politics.
.

Posted by: Brian at March 25, 2024 03:03 PM (iK8a4)

323 24 dems used to lie by telling half-truths or something approaching the truth. now they just tell the anti-truth.
_____

Anti-truth? Hmm, didn't think about that. Well, whatever, it works, doesn't it?
-Dems*

* h/t Harry Reid

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 25, 2024 03:24 PM (M8sGf)

324 23 "He also lied for decades about the death of his first life."

Ace, Was Biden reincarnated?
Posted by: Marcus T at March 25, 2024 01:16 PM (Lp05i)

Nice!

Posted by: m at March 25, 2024 03:25 PM (o3SCB)

325 69 "Do not repay anyone evil for evil. Be careful to do what is right in the eyes of everyone. 1If it is possible, as far as it depends on you, live at peace with everyone. Do not take revenge, my dear friends, but leave room for God’s wrath, for it is written: “It is mine to avenge; I will repay,”says the Lord. "

Roman's 12:17-19
Posted by: Marcus T at March 25, 2024 01:23 PM (Lp05i)

Thank you, Marcus T!

Posted by: m at March 25, 2024 03:34 PM (o3SCB)

326 How many Pinocchio's has Biden earned so far?

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 25, 2024 04:11 PM (wGqjj)

327 Its not that Biden is a lying son of a bitch who has been demonstrated time after time to be incapable of telling the truth. Its that the Dems when confronted with the truth about Biden's lies, prefer those lies to the truth. In this they are consistent, preferring fantasy and make belief to reality and facts while the truth is utterly unacceptable to them. Hence the "hands up, don't shoot" bs, or Emmet Till crap, No wonder they loved Jessie Smollett.

Posted by: Fred at March 25, 2024 08:36 PM (bXvrr)

328 Re: Biden's lie about his wife's death in the vehicle accident. I lived in Delaware when this occured. I drove through the intersection daily where it happened. It could only have been her fault, and there were widespread rumors that Neila was the one who had been drinking. It was possible she had just learned of Joe's affair with Jill, and that she had a few drinks before deciding to leave with the kids. It fits Joe's tendency to project negatives onto innocent people to protect himself.

Posted by: onthemark329 at March 25, 2024 10:31 PM (ALqxZ)

329 I had an unfortunate schmelting accschident.

Posted by: Goldmember at March 26, 2024 02:41 PM (orBMd)

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