Daily Tech News 11 March 2024

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Is the Reddit IPO worth your money? Fuck no. (Forbes)

The article takes Reddit's current trajectory and calculates a realistic value of about 3% of the IPO valuation. Reddit would have to reach Facebook levels of users for the IPO to be worthwhile.

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What's going on with the new bill that could ban TikTok? (Tech Crunch)
Something that's very sacred in our country - the difference between the private sector and the public sector - that's a line that is nonexistent in the way the CCP operates.
That quote is from FBI Director Chris Wray, who knows all about sacred lines and erasing them.
MIT claims that is previous claims about a breakthrough in nuclear fusion are borne out by new claims. (Futurism)

Okay.
The entry model of the M3 Macbook Air is better than the M2 version in one important way: It has two flash chips. (Tom's Hardware)

So did the M1, but the M2 reduced it to just one. Result is that both the M1 and M3 have significantly faster storage than the M2, close to twice as fast on reads, and nearly as fast as the Team MP34.

The difference is that a 4TB Team MP34 is the same price as 256GB of storage from Apple.
It's a TRS-80 Model 100 only this time it's just a keyboard. (Notebook Check)

The Vision Board is an 84-key keyboard - with three out of the Four Essential Keys - with a 1920x440 touchscreen above the keys.

It looks almost good.

Disclaimer: How do you keep a comment section in suspense?

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM

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1 First?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 11, 2024 04:01 AM (omVj0)

2 G'Day everyone
It's Monday again

Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2024 04:01 AM (fwDg9)

3 Evening and morning, commentariat! 'Tis 57 F., little wind, and a humidity level that -- compared to the usual here -- is bone-dry (58%)!

Yeah, it's Monday, but I'll take the good stuff where I can find it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 11, 2024 04:02 AM (omVj0)

4 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 11, 2024 04:05 AM (sAmhv)

5 Posted the following on the ONT, losing track of time as I wrote it:

Posted by: RickZ at March 11, 2024 04:15 AM (emlEe)

6 I'm wondering if I should give nightly updates on the latest in police states? I can only thank Gaia that I do not have to ride the subway now. But I love how no journaljizm-type has asked Gov. Hokum to explain the 4th Amendment. And for the record, notice in a lot of pics/clips there are state cops. I have never ever seen a state cop in the subway in my over 40 years here. That's one data point. The other is how willingly the National Guard nitwits so easily follow such blatantly illegal orders, the mass violation of the 4th Amendment of citizens merely going about their day because Gov. Hokum says so. Neither data point bodes well for 2024. I'm getting the feeling more and more as the Democrats acknowledge the reality of their losing hand, with or without Biden, this martial law in the NYC subway is one major Chinese spy trial balloon. I can see the invasion by the illegals creating crises too good to waste deliberately happening in cities all over thanks to this being an election year. This will lead to martial law being declared in various jurisdictions, maybe even nationally if things get bad enough. But take what's happening here now as a very loud klaxon warning.

Posted by: RickZ at March 11, 2024 04:15 AM (emlEe)

7 Now Gov Hokum can spend the millions she is extorting from Trump. By the time she seizes all his properties in NYS she will have money to burn. I'm sure think its a good idea, come hell or high water.

Posted by: colin at March 11, 2024 04:23 AM (/z/eU)

8 But take what's happening here now as a very loud klaxon warning.

Posted by: RickZ at March 11, 2024 04:15 AM (emlEe)

Agreed.

One reason for the invasion of illegals from shithole countries is that the elites know they are people who are comfortable with heavy-handed government interference. It makes the police state easier to implement.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 11, 2024 04:38 AM (gSZYf)

9 A week ago, Proton VPN (free version) stopped logging in to the available free servers. Didn't matter what country (USA, Netherlands, Japan), it wouldn't log in. It's free so I didn't think much of it. Its more of a 'do I need this' experiment, which is why I have the free one on my old, ancient, WS (Linux Mint OS). Anyway, noticed yesterday that one of my updates included a Proton patch. So, I fired up the VPN and alas, it works now. Proton apparently does not support Linux Mint. It probably will work (and it does at the moment) but it's just not supported by Proton. Makes me a bit skittish at buying the full version. I like what I've read about it.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 11, 2024 04:40 AM (sAmhv)

10 Cont.

And would like to get the full version of Proton VPN.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 11, 2024 04:42 AM (sAmhv)

11
MIT claims that is previous claims about a breakthrough in nuclear fusion are borne out by new claims.

"It's our use of pure Antisemitium, marketed as 'Joo8', what put us over the top", claimed an MIT spokesbigot.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 11, 2024 04:43 AM (xG4kz)

12
Pray tell us exactly what it was that Laken Riley's killer, a swee

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 11, 2024 04:44 AM (xG4kz)

13
sweet, sweet illegsl alien, has done to "build this country", Joe.

We'll wait.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 11, 2024 04:45 AM (xG4kz)

14
Well, if Jefferson Airplane can build a city on rock and roll, the newcomers can build a country.

Posted by: Karen CheChe at March 11, 2024 04:53 AM (RKVpM)

15 Just lost power

Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2024 04:59 AM (jAw5X)

16 But take what's happening here now as a very loud klaxon warning.
Posted by: RickZ

It is a trial balloon. They telegraph nearly every aspect of their plan. I think part of that trial involves gaging how the rank and file ANG react to it.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * putting an edge on my knives at March 11, 2024 05:00 AM (aw2/Z)

17 Windy here in Babylon DC and a bit chilly.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 11, 2024 05:00 AM (sAmhv)

18 G'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 11, 2024 05:03 AM (PFYt9)

19 1 First?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 11, 2024 04:01 AM (omVj0)

Yes.

Posted by: m at March 11, 2024 05:03 AM (o3SCB)

20 Tried to come on a second but failed, seems whole neighborhood is out

Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2024 05:04 AM (jAw5X)

21 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 11, 2024 05:07 AM (T4tVD)

22 Disclaimer: How do you keep a comment section in suspense?

answer: By asking "How do you keep a comment section is suspense?" and never providing an answer.

Posted by: m at March 11, 2024 05:08 AM (o3SCB)

23 is-->in

Posted by: m at March 11, 2024 05:08 AM (o3SCB)

24 Trip to work could be interesting, have to travel a bit

Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2024 05:11 AM (jAw5X)

25 Starship built this city on RR.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 11, 2024 05:14 AM (KAi1n)

26 >>>What's going on with the new bill that could ban TikTok?

On this topic, I'm waiting for an article in Tablet magazine. I don't see one yet.

Posted by: m at March 11, 2024 05:15 AM (o3SCB)

27 Disclaimer: How do you keep a comment section in suspense?

answer: By asking "How do you keep a comment section is suspense?" and never providing an answer.
Posted by: m

The Kuleshov Effect

Posted by: Zombie Al Hitchcock at March 11, 2024 05:16 AM (aw2/Z)

28 absolutely for your low low starting investment of x number of dollars you are buying a hole that the national debt could not fill.....

Reddit looks UP at twitter's pre-Musk financials, of course it is also a government op.

Posted by: sven at March 11, 2024 05:19 AM (X0I7i)

29 In the general topic of TikTok:

An essayist in Tablet magazine does a nice trouncing of Taylor Lorenz and Her First Book.

https://tinyurl.com/y9dcjc39

Posted by: m at March 11, 2024 05:19 AM (o3SCB)

30 Evidently the USG figured out somewhere along the way that they cannot control China's tech op.

Posted by: sven at March 11, 2024 05:20 AM (X0I7i)

31 A balmy 46 degrees in Kronoberg County Arnland this morning....

the Red Devils have been rather theatrical.

Posted by: sven at March 11, 2024 05:21 AM (X0I7i)

32 14 Posted by: Karen CheChe at March 11, 2024 04:53 AM (RKVpM)

This city was built by sexually addled murderous undocumented migrants...

//Joey Plugs Unhinged

Posted by: sven at March 11, 2024 05:22 AM (X0I7i)

33 good luck with that commute, Forward Dog!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 11, 2024 05:26 AM (PFYt9)

34 8 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 11, 2024 04:38 AM (gSZYf)

Absolutely the newer better Americans will sell their liberty cheaply...

maybe even for a daily bowl of beans, of course I am not sure whatever this is we have built is worth more than a bowl of beans.

Posted by: sven at March 11, 2024 05:29 AM (X0I7i)

35 on TikTok, from that Tablet magazine essay (Nov. 8, 2023):

... TikTok is owned and operated in conjunction with the intelligence services of China, a one-party dictatorship that is currently carrying out a genocide of the Uyghur people. ... t is a product controlled by a genocidal foreign adversary connected to a microphone and camera on the person of most American young people, which also determines the news and information media programming those same young people consume.

Posted by: m at March 11, 2024 05:29 AM (o3SCB)

36 Happy Monday

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 11, 2024 05:29 AM (ENQN6)

37 Reddit has a similar issue to Twitter that Elon Musk complained about during the buyout: bots.

Junk reposting of previous content and even comments by automated (or human-farmed) processes, hoping for 'Karma'. Apparently, you have to earn enough score to access or comment on certain sub-forums, and/or have an account that has existed so many days.

Elon got horribly burned by the contract, to the tune of 44 Billion. Twitter wasn't worth that.

The difference is, Elon knows he overpaid for it. It's not going to make him back his investment. But it IS now his toy to play with as he wishes.

Reddit's been doing some things recently - breaking third-party apps (especially accessibility ones), a site re-design that somehow didn't go the way of Digg, and apparently selling all the content its users made to one of the AI bots.

Those are not very user-friendly things.

Posted by: Another Anon at March 11, 2024 05:33 AM (b++kr)

38 35 Posted by: m at March 11, 2024 05:29 AM (o3SCB)

This too is also my story,

//Joey Plugz-Unhinged

Posted by: sven at March 11, 2024 05:33 AM (X0I7i)

39 for all free intertube services, the user is the product.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 11, 2024 05:35 AM (PFYt9)

40 36 Happy Monday
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 11, 2024 05:29 AM (ENQN6)

you saved me from the barrel

Posted by: m at March 11, 2024 05:35 AM (o3SCB)

41 39 Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 11, 2024 05:35 AM (PFYt9)

The bent by subliminal programming altered individual is...

essentially social(ist) media is voluntary mental illness.

Yes there is a decided irony in ME saying this....do not I do not use it like I once did.

Posted by: sven at March 11, 2024 05:36 AM (X0I7i)

42
Tesla and Apple's China sales plunge as Chinese told to ditch Western products

Hopefully China will also cut off access to Hollywood and professional basketball.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 11, 2024 05:36 AM (RKVpM)

43 40 Posted by: m at March 11, 2024 05:35 AM (o3SCB)

Greater love hath no ron or ette than to close their hashs.

Posted by: sven at March 11, 2024 05:37 AM (X0I7i)

44 42 Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 11, 2024 05:36 AM (RKVpM)

They altered America's politics by subverting the NBA, NFL and WhoreEWood....

they'll just keep carrot and sticking them.

America is the villain of its own story.

Posted by: sven at March 11, 2024 05:38 AM (X0I7i)

45 "voluntary mental illness" puts it in a nutshell very nicely.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 11, 2024 05:40 AM (PFYt9)

46 meh, at least you figured it out ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 11, 2024 05:41 AM (PFYt9)

47 Twitter is not Elon's toy.

Posted by: Jamaica at March 11, 2024 05:42 AM (IG7T0)

48 46 Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 11, 2024 05:41 AM (PFYt9)

Part of my work, I suggest everyone read ARIS-Little Green Men and FM 3-24.

In essence our civilizational moral base has been knowingly and purposefully eroded.

https://tinyurl.com/Aris-LGM

Posted by: sven at March 11, 2024 05:43 AM (X0I7i)

49 Morning again, all! Back from my workout in the breezy coolness.

On a good note, today is Stirling the big black cat's second birthday! (Or so I've decreed, as he was ca. three months old when I adopted him on June 11, '22.) He seems resolutely unimpressed when I inform him of this. He's no longer the Evil Black Kitten of War and Pestilence, thank goodness, but he still plays and tussles with his sister Dagny.

On a weird note: The local FM station that was home to Rush, now has Clay & Buck, and syndicates talk/comic observers Walton & Johnson, seems to be off the air. It still plays on the 'Net, but there is no signal on my portable radio or in my car; and the website does not say their frequency has changed. I need to dig up a contact email and ask what's up. This has been going on since last week.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 11, 2024 05:45 AM (omVj0)

50 Very uneventful commute
Power was out only my block and across the street

Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2024 05:47 AM (jAw5X)

51 well, yes, exactly

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 11, 2024 05:48 AM (PFYt9)

52 I see that 3-24 has been revised frequently, what version(s) would you consider most reliable?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 11, 2024 05:52 AM (PFYt9)

53 I honestly thought Laken Riley was Lincoln Riley the first time I heard it. First, the USC coach.

Second, figured it was a young while girl because unisex name. Then I saw her name properly spelled.

Just another egg for the Brave New World Order omelette. Remember Kate Steinle.

Posted by: logprof at March 11, 2024 05:53 AM (5BSAi)

54 52 Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 11, 2024 05:52 AM (PFYt9)

The first one, the best FM 3-24 is the Small Wars Manual from the 30s.

Essentially every revision since 2009 has been in service of the GloboHomo agenda.

You can decry their morals, but the one thing the inter-war force did not tolerate was stupidity unceasing.

Posted by: sven at March 11, 2024 05:57 AM (X0I7i)

55 Two complete non sequiturs while the coffee coffees:

- The pooch in the ONT picture looks exactly like Warai-inu.

- Holy Bernoulli, Batman, this wind here at the new homestead is bonkers. Guess i get to meet all the new neighbors as i go around gathering all my wind-strewn patio furniture from their back yards tonight. I'm just hoping my car is still there when i leave for work in a few minutes...

Stay groovy, Moronians.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 11, 2024 05:57 AM (GkFGh)

56 I'll say it again:

Chinese children are using Tik Tok to learn STEM.

American children are using it to learn to twerk or "gender identity".

Posted by: logprof at March 11, 2024 05:58 AM (5BSAi)

57 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at March 11, 2024 05:59 AM (ju2Fy)

58
Chinese children are using Tik Tok to learn STEM.

Posted by: logprof at March 11, 2024 05:58 AM

Tik Tok is banned in China from what I've read.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 11, 2024 06:00 AM (RKVpM)

59 what I suspected; why I asked.

thx!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 11, 2024 06:00 AM (PFYt9)

60 Good morning everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 11, 2024 06:01 AM (WXNFJ)

61 56 Posted by: logprof at March 11, 2024 05:58 AM (5BSAi)

They are not the same Tik Tok, and Tik Tok the holding company works hard to keep it that way.

Our tombstone will read killed by Lawyers with Help from IT

Posted by: sven at March 11, 2024 06:01 AM (X0I7i)

62 American children are using it to learn to twerk or "gender identity".
Posted by: logprof

It doesn't matter anyway - my 8 yr old granddaughter, when asked to tell me what is being taught in her Health class said - Oh, I don't know. Something about 'identity'.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 11, 2024 06:03 AM (JSd3U)

63 I had a nightmare this morning got up at 3:02...

Wife and I were traveling Canada along Crown 401 and Highway 1....

My grandpa started beating me with a bullwhip saying I had six women knocked up at once.

My mind is always at war I guess.

Posted by: sven at March 11, 2024 06:04 AM (X0I7i)

64
TikTok has never been available in China, as the country has its own version of the app, called Douyin. Both apps are owned by the same Chinese company.

They're virtually twins.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 11, 2024 06:04 AM (RKVpM)

65 & there it is, in pdf, @ archive.org

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 11, 2024 06:05 AM (PFYt9)

66 And we found that most of the coil survived with no damage," Whyte said.

The important word there is 'most'. So part didn't survive so? Not good?

Small and abundant atoms like hydrogen are combined together

.... wait, that sounds like Chemistry H + H = H2
and not Physics H + H = He

Posted by: Ciampino - Pay attention Backrow, there will be a quiz at March 11, 2024 06:05 AM (qfLjt)

67 62 Posted by: Tonypete at March 11, 2024 06:03 AM (JSd3U)

Yup if there is a group of people who should be imparting moral values and hopes to our kids it is the assholes with "Nature Warns You With Colors" hair Javelins through their ears and rings in their noses.

Posted by: sven at March 11, 2024 06:05 AM (X0I7i)

68 Was I the only one here so clueless that I missed daylight saving time yesterday?

Posted by: logprof at March 11, 2024 06:05 AM (5BSAi)

69 64 Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 11, 2024 06:04 AM (RKVpM)

Well "no" yes the Chinese are better demonstrably morals wise as a population right now and perhaps it is ALL societal choice but given the PRC's governance I do not think so.

Essentially they are set up and policed to get different outcomes, the real conundrum is how much of the cesspool TikTok is is actively desired by the US civil service.

Posted by: sven at March 11, 2024 06:07 AM (X0I7i)

70
Now that Daylight Savings time is upon us we can see the future unfeathered from the past.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 11, 2024 06:09 AM (RKVpM)

71 I'm not sure if google spying on us is any less malign than Red China. Alphabet and Meta keep their own social credit scores.

Posted by: logprof at March 11, 2024 06:11 AM (5BSAi)

72 70 Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 11, 2024 06:09 AM (RKVpM)

Time like credit cards never comes due.

//More Wisdom from Kamala-Toe

Posted by: sven at March 11, 2024 06:11 AM (X0I7i)

73 Now that Daylight Savings time is upon us we can see the future unfeathered from the past.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 11, 2024 06:09 AM (RKVpM)

At least you can see what time it is now that you've turned all your clocks forward, huh?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 11, 2024 06:11 AM (GkFGh)

74
Now that Daylight Savings time is upon us we can see the future unfeathered from the past.
Posted by: Kamala Harris

You always were a fan of plucking

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 11, 2024 06:11 AM (xG4kz)

75 clueless? more like lucky if you ask me ...

the Amish around here stay on Standard Time all year 'round.
wish I could do the same

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 11, 2024 06:11 AM (PFYt9)

76 71 Posted by: logprof at March 11, 2024 06:11 AM (5BSAi)

Different groups and different locus of control, I think the Feds bet heavy on Zuckerborg and the Chinese got the kids....

The hilarious thing that will let you know exactly when it is over will be when they jettison their bought pols out the metaphorical airlock.

Posted by: sven at March 11, 2024 06:12 AM (X0I7i)

77 36.9 degrees in the back yard.

Should be in the 60's today.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2024 06:13 AM (a1415)

78
Trust me, it is difficult to read clocks while on your back

-- Kama Kama Kama Kama Kama Kamala

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 11, 2024 06:13 AM (xG4kz)

79 Small and abundant atoms like hydrogen are combined together

Nit-picking here but
combine
verb
unite or merge to form a whole: combine the flour with the margarine. Chemistry unite to form a compound.

So 'combined together' redundancy!

Posted by: Ciampino - Pay attention Backrow, there will be a Grammar quiz at March 11, 2024 06:14 AM (qfLjt)

80 LOL!
it will be hilarious

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 11, 2024 06:14 AM (PFYt9)

81 The Amish, Arizona, and Saskatchewan have it right: no DST.

(Same with Hawai'i, although they're tropical anyway.)

Posted by: logprof at March 11, 2024 06:14 AM (5BSAi)

82
Time flies over us, but leaves contrails behind.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 11, 2024 06:16 AM (RKVpM)

83 Q: Why don't women need watches?

A: There's a clock on the stove!

Posted by: logprof at March 11, 2024 06:17 AM (5BSAi)

84
Whether it’s the best of times or the worst of times, it’s our time.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 11, 2024 06:17 AM (RKVpM)

85 So Horde, I have you lot for a Grammar quiz, a Physics quiz and I haven't forgotten the one on hard/soft water from Saturday. You've got some studying to do.

/s

Posted by: Ciampino - Pay attention Backrow, there will be quizzes at March 11, 2024 06:19 AM (qfLjt)

86 Hey Kamalamadingdong, if ignorance is bliss and patience is a virtue, is heaven a bunch of stupid people waiting in line at Disneyland?

Posted by: logprof at March 11, 2024 06:19 AM (5BSAi)

87
How we spend our days, is, of course, how we spend a week.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 11, 2024 06:19 AM (RKVpM)

88 Q: Why don't women need watches?

A: There's a clock on the stove!
Posted by: logprof

HeyOhhhhhhh!! Yes Sir!!

The lovely wife is shopping for a new wall oven - many are Wifi enabled. What in the ever-loving ****?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 11, 2024 06:20 AM (JSd3U)

89 "Like sands through the he hourglass, this will soon be water under the bridge," right Kamala?

Posted by: logprof at March 11, 2024 06:21 AM (5BSAi)

90
We should always allow some time to elapse, for time will pass on its own.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 11, 2024 06:22 AM (RKVpM)

91 Who needs Wi-Fi enabled appliances when we've got The Clapper?

Posted by: logprof at March 11, 2024 06:22 AM (5BSAi)

92 Good morning morons

Nothing new on local TV news

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 11, 2024 06:24 AM (RIvkX)

93
There are two ways to be. One is to be, the other is not to be.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 11, 2024 06:24 AM (RKVpM)

94
I would save time in a bottle, but I'm all out of bottles

-- Kamala "If Not Now, Then Venn?" Harris

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 11, 2024 06:25 AM (xG4kz)

95 Good morning morons

Nothing new on local TV news
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 11, 2024 06:24 AM (RIvkX)

--What, you didn't hear what won Best Picture?!

Posted by: logprof at March 11, 2024 06:26 AM (5BSAi)

96
If life is a video game, the visuals are great, but the plot is confusing and too few read the manual.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 11, 2024 06:28 AM (RKVpM)

97
What, you didn't hear what won Best Picture?!
Posted by: logprof

"Up From Kneepads -- The Kamala Harris Story"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 11, 2024 06:29 AM (xG4kz)

98 Remember, no one can do you like you."

Except for me.

No one can do me like Willie Brown.

Posted by: Kamala "motor's running but no one is at the wheel" Harris at March 11, 2024 06:30 AM (5BSAi)

99
Life is a highway -- always under construction and never finished

-- Kamala "Kerouac" Harris

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 11, 2024 06:31 AM (xG4kz)

100 Here's an article on car headlights that fails to explain what the actual problem(s) is with our standards. Seems our unelected bureaucrats are once again getting in the way.

https://tinyurl.com/3ha4374p

Posted by: Ciampino - Time to take back our rights at March 11, 2024 06:32 AM (qfLjt)

101 Kamala tosses word salads of wisdom, but I quinoa understand them.

Posted by: logprof at March 11, 2024 06:32 AM (5BSAi)

102 So stupid question that I had asked late into yesterdays tech thread.

If we compare the actions and mindsets of the 1945 Japanese government and peoples in wartime, and Hamas and the residents of Gaza, is the level of fanaticism about the same?

And should we have been airdropping food into Tokyo in July of 1945?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2024 06:33 AM (a1415)

103
... and that little girl was me -- it was always, "me, me, me!" with me

-- Kamala "What Do You Think Of Me?" Harris

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 11, 2024 06:33 AM (xG4kz)

104 I would save time in a bottle, but I'm all out of bottles

-- Kamala "If Not Now, Then Venn?" Harris
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 11, 2024 06:25 AM (xG4kz)

I think, somehow, a Democrat never runs out of bottles. We could build Mt. Hillary out of her booze bottles, the ones she didn't break when tossing them around in fits of anger. And don't fuggeddaboud Nancy 'Frequent Flyer on HouseSpeaker1' Pelosi and her taxpayer-funded cross-country booze bill.

Posted by: RickZ at March 11, 2024 06:33 AM (emlEe)

105 Bill Maher urges Biden to dump Kamala Harris for Nikki Haley to form 'dream unity ticket' for 2024

https://mol.im/a/13180487

Posted by: Ciampino - Swap our laugh machine for a grifter? at March 11, 2024 06:33 AM (qfLjt)

106 Time flies over us, but leaves contrails behind.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 11, 2024 06:16 AM (RKVpM)

C'mon. You don't know what a contrail is.

Posted by: RickZ at March 11, 2024 06:35 AM (emlEe)

107
Everything that has a beginning has an ending. To know that is to know a great unspoken truth.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 11, 2024 06:35 AM (RKVpM)

108 "Except for me.

No one can do me like Willie Brown."

Call me.

Fani can give references.

Posted by: Nathan Wade at March 11, 2024 06:35 AM (a1415)

109 105 Bill Maher urges Biden to dump Kamala Harris for Nikki Haley to form 'dream unity ticket' for 2024

https://mol.im/a/13180487
Posted by: Ciampino - Swap our laugh machine for a grifter? at March 11, 2024 06:33 AM (qfLjt)

"you cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent."

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 11, 2024 06:35 AM (ENQN6)

110 "Today is the last day of the rest of your life, if you die today."

--Kamala Bomba Harris

Posted by: logprof at March 11, 2024 06:36 AM (5BSAi)

111
Here's an article on car headlights ...

"Hey! My eyes are ... oh, wait a sec ... *stands up*... my eyes are up here!"

-- Kamala "Who Left My Dimmer Switch On?" Harris

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 11, 2024 06:37 AM (xG4kz)

112
If one if facing in the right direction, north is straight ahead.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 11, 2024 06:38 AM (RKVpM)

113 no one will mistake this place for The Algonquin Roundtable

Posted by: Don Black at March 11, 2024 06:38 AM (oCjPU)

114 well fwiw I think Groucho said it best:
time flies like an arrow
fruit flies like a banana

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 11, 2024 06:38 AM (PFYt9)

115 Nope, no interest in Oscars here

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 11, 2024 06:38 AM (RIvkX)

116 Houston Police Suspended 264K Investigations Over ‘Lack of Personnel’

It started out as several thousand

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 11, 2024 06:39 AM (ENQN6)

117 So I guess Nancy Mace went off on Stephinopolous (sp), and also revealed that she was a rape victim much earlier in life.

She serves a purpose in Office.

But like a rumble strip, she can be irritating.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2024 06:39 AM (a1415)

118
Where does a thought go when it’s forgotten? Where does it come from when it is remembered?

Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 11, 2024 06:40 AM (RKVpM)

119 99
Life is a highway -- always under construction and never finished

-- Kamala "Kerouac" Harris

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 11, 2024 06:31 AM (xG4kz)
----
Well all they seem to do is plant almost infinitely long rows of those yellow conical flowers, no roots, for whatever purpose. That's the Summer Flower in many States, although it starts to appear in Spring.

Posted by: Ciampino - She is our laugh machine at March 11, 2024 06:41 AM (qfLjt)

120 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2024 06:39 AM (a1415)

--Was she late for the interview?

Posted by: logprof at March 11, 2024 06:41 AM (5BSAi)

121 "Today is the last day of the rest of your life, if you die today."

--Kamala Bomba Harris
Posted by: logprof at March 11, 2024 06:36 AM (5BSAi)

Beau dies every day (in whatever city I happen to be in when I mention his death). Tragedy.

Posted by: Dementia Joe, Feeling America's Pain at March 11, 2024 06:41 AM (emlEe)

122
"A stitch in time saves nine, but you are flat outta luck if you knit"

-- Ksmala "Don't Be Crewel" Harris

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 11, 2024 06:41 AM (xG4kz)

123 "--Was she late for the interview?"

Heh!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2024 06:42 AM (a1415)

124 funniest part of "you cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent." is that it was an early sign of his dissolution ... he was trying to say "you cannot own{/b} a..." but the words tangled up in his brain

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 11, 2024 06:43 AM (PFYt9)

125 05 Bill Maher urges Biden to dump Kamala Harris for Nikki Haley to form 'dream unity ticket' for 2024

https://mol.im/a/13180487
Posted by: Ciampino

The Left hates Nikki Haley but sure, what the hell.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 11, 2024 06:44 AM (sAmhv)

126 Where does a thought go when it’s forgotten? Where does it come from when it is remembered?

Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 11, 2024 06:40 AM (RKVpM)

Sweetie, you don't have two functioning brain synapses with which to form a coherent thought.

Posted by: RickZ at March 11, 2024 06:44 AM (emlEe)

127
Most people are other people. To know this is to know ones self.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 11, 2024 06:44 AM (RKVpM)

128 If the sun disappears over there, why does it reappear over here?

:K. Harris, Astronomer (Ret.)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2024 06:44 AM (a1415)

129 So I guess Nancy Mace went off on Stephinopolous (sp), and also revealed that she was a rape victim much earlier in life.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Being raped is not the same thing as saying 'Sure Jack' and then feigning regretting it 60 years later.

But, believe all women, or something. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at March 11, 2024 06:44 AM (WXNFJ)

130 114 well fwiw I think Groucho said it best:
time flies like an arrow
fruit flies like a banana

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 11, 2024 06:38 AM (PFYt9)
----
And our philosophical frog Kermit said: "Time is fun when you're having flies."

Posted by: Ciampino - flies, mosquiroes, bugs all at March 11, 2024 06:44 AM (qfLjt)

131 oops, thank you close tags!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 11, 2024 06:44 AM (PFYt9)

132 no one will mistake this place for The Algonquin Roundtable
Posted by: Don Black at March 11, 2024 06:38 AM (oCjPU)

That's that carpenter Injun tribe, right?

Posted by: RickZ at March 11, 2024 06:45 AM (emlEe)

133
"Know your place -- you're not me, I'm me!"

-- Kamala "it's Not Easy Being Me" Harris

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 11, 2024 06:46 AM (xG4kz)

134
Presence in life is when you’re standing in one place and know where you are.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 11, 2024 06:47 AM (RKVpM)

135 "no one will mistake this place for The Algonquin Roundtable
Posted by: Don Black at March 11, 2024 06:38 AM (oCjPU)"

spot-on, this crowd is smarter and wittier!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 11, 2024 06:47 AM (PFYt9)

136 so true Ciampino, for frogs anyway ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 11, 2024 06:48 AM (PFYt9)

137 Oh wait - brain fart.

*Smashes guitar against wall*

Sorry

Posted by: Tonypete at March 11, 2024 06:48 AM (WXNFJ)

138
... no one will mistake this place for The Algonquin Roundtable
Posted by: Don Black

Well, sure, they all are dead.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 11, 2024 06:49 AM (xG4kz)

139 106
Does a con-trail lead one up the garden path?

Posted by: Ciampino - red herrings or criminals? at March 11, 2024 06:49 AM (qfLjt)

140 Eh, maybe Ace or TJM will mention the Oscars, but not worth looking up any more than the repeat Cowboys vs. Bills Super Bowl from back in the day.

Wonder how many of Jimmy Special K's buddies were visitors to Epstein Island? Besides Stevie Colbert, of course.

Posted by: logprof at March 11, 2024 06:49 AM (5BSAi)

141 Presence in life is when you’re standing in one place and know where you are.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 11, 2024 06:47 AM (RKVpM)

"Wherever you go, there you are." That line is funnier because it was only in a movie.

Posted by: RickZ at March 11, 2024 06:49 AM (emlEe)

142 Almost forgot about the oscars last night!

So who won Album of the Year?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2024 06:50 AM (a1415)

143
The more man stands firmly on solid ground the less often he has to purchase new shoes.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 11, 2024 06:51 AM (RKVpM)

144 So who won Album of the Year?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Sadaharu Oh - he hit it out of the park.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 11, 2024 06:52 AM (WXNFJ)

145
Direction matters more than speed, unless you're heading in the wrong direction.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 11, 2024 06:53 AM (RKVpM)

146
"Time flies -- its arms must be REALLY tired!"

-- Kamala "Unflappable" Harris

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 11, 2024 06:53 AM (xG4kz)

147

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 11, 2024 06:54 AM (X4yCj)

148 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2024 06:50 AM (a1415)

--Taylor Swift won everything except R&B single of the year, which Beyonce won but her cuck husband complained she didn't win everything.

Posted by: logprof at March 11, 2024 06:54 AM (5BSAi)

149 The United States has been leading international efforts to get more humanitarian assistance into Gaza. Tonight, I’m directing the U.S. military to lead an emergency mission to establish a temporary pier in the Mediterranean on the coast of Gaza that can receive large shipments carrying food, water, medicine, and temporary shelters.

No U.S. boots will be on the ground.

I wont cum in your mailbox and the check is in my mouth.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 11, 2024 06:55 AM (ENQN6)

150 " I’m directing the U.S. military to lead an emergency mission to establish a temporary pier in the Mediterranean on the coast of Gaza that can receive large shipments carrying food, water, medicine, and temporary shelters. '

Trebuchets are accurate, easy to maintain, and the motive power comes from responsibly sourced rope. And rocks.

Good for Gaza....good for the planet

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2024 06:58 AM (a1415)

151 144 So who won Album of the Year?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Sadaharu Oh - he hit it out of the park.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 11, 2024 06:52 AM (WXNFJ)
----
O, so it was a slapshot?

Posted by: Ciampino - I never got my football boots on at March 11, 2024 06:58 AM (qfLjt)

152 "O, so it was a slapshot?"

Three pointer at the buzzer.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2024 07:00 AM (a1415)

153 The gaza deaths are fake numbers.

https://tinyurl.com/3uz2kemc

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 11, 2024 07:00 AM (ENQN6)

154
Trebuchets are accurate, easy to maintain, and the motive power comes from responsibly sourced rope. And rocks.

Good for Gaza....good for the planet
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Slap a label on each rock: "For your rebuilding effort! - XOXOXOX"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 11, 2024 07:00 AM (xG4kz)

155 JUST A SLIGHT CORRECTION OF -484k JOBS:

11 out of the last 13 jobs reports have been revised down

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 11, 2024 07:00 AM (ENQN6)

156
Unfortunately in life, too few take a moment to examine whether moss actually does grow on a rolling stone.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 11, 2024 07:01 AM (RKVpM)

157 149
No U.S. boots will be on the ground.

I wont cum in your mailbox and the check is in my mouth.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 11, 2024 06:55 AM (ENQN6)
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They'll need gumboots then they can dance for us.

Posted by: Johannesbur - gumboot danceg Mine Dancers at March 11, 2024 07:01 AM (qfLjt)

158 US ships and personnel now within range of missiles.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 11, 2024 07:02 AM (ENQN6)

159 What if Hezbollah starts lobbing rockets at our guys while they're trying to build Biden's Boatslip

Posted by: Don Black at March 11, 2024 07:04 AM (oCjPU)

160
US ships and personnel now within range of missiles.

Posted by: rhennigantx

'S ok -- Joe hasn't forgotten how to look at his watch when the bodies come back through Dover AFB.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 11, 2024 07:06 AM (xG4kz)

161 67 the assholes with "Nature Warns You With Colors" hair
Posted by: sven at March 11, 2024 06:05 AM (X0I7i)

LOL

Posted by: m at March 11, 2024 07:07 AM (o3SCB)

162 I have to think that without Biden's Handlers' meddling, this Israel-Hamas war would be in the mopping-up stage by now

but those assholes just couldn't leave it alone

Posted by: Don Black at March 11, 2024 07:07 AM (oCjPU)

163 So Biden is planning on providing more than 2 million meals per day to Gaza.

This shit is gonna get costly.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2024 07:08 AM (a1415)

164 Good morning! T'was a brisk ride in today. Man. I completely checked out this weekend and it was glorious. I missed you guys, though.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at March 11, 2024 07:09 AM (DIB8X)

165 So Biden is planning on providing more than 2 million meals per day to Gaza.

That's a lot of MREs

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at March 11, 2024 07:10 AM (DIB8X)

166
but those assholes just couldn't leave it alone
Posted by: Don Black

I do not doubt that there are thousands in the feral gubmint whose rice bowls depend wholly snd solely on the never-to-be-attained "two state solution" in the Middle East.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 11, 2024 07:10 AM (xG4kz)

167 I am sure Mace will be fact checked on her rape claim. They will dig up people from her past who will attest that she never mentioned being raped.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 11, 2024 07:11 AM (dsdmx)

168 163 So Biden is planning on providing more than 2 million meals per day to Gaza.

This shit is gonna get costly.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2024 07:08 AM (a1415)
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Wouldn't the House have to sign off on that since they control money? What budget is going to pay for this? The Admin always has the excuse "There's no money for that" but can find billions when they want to? The Wall on the Mexican border?

Posted by: Ciampino - never understood it at March 11, 2024 07:13 AM (qfLjt)

169 I really wish we (the US) would stop meddling/shit-stirring in other countries

Posted by: Don Black at March 11, 2024 07:13 AM (oCjPU)

170 @ 169 - there's no money in that!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 11, 2024 07:14 AM (PFYt9)

171 Have a good one and stay safe Skip !

Posted by: JT at March 11, 2024 07:14 AM (T4tVD)

172 Morning peeps

Pretty dark out there for "morning."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 11, 2024 07:14 AM (Q4IgG)

173 Maybe send the Clintons to Gaza?

They could do for Gaza what they did for Haiti.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2024 07:15 AM (a1415)

174 Joe is giving aid and comfort to savages. And that's just in Philly.

Now he wants to give aid to the gazainian animals too.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 11, 2024 07:15 AM (/SHEi)

175 @ 168 - "Oldthinkers unbellyfeel Ingsoc!"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 11, 2024 07:15 AM (PFYt9)

176 169 I really wish we (the US) would stop meddling/shit-stirring in other countries
Posted by: Don Black at March 11, 2024 07:13 AM (oCjPU)

Now do your life!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 11, 2024 07:16 AM (ENQN6)

177
I really wish we (the US) would stop meddling/shit-stirring in other countries
Posted by: Don Black at March 11, 2024 07:13 AM

As a former employer I can tell you that there will always be that *one* employee who is a shit stirrer. The only answer is to give them the boot. There's no living with them when their intention every day is to sow discord.

Trumps 'You're fired!' needs to said a couple hundred thousand times in 2025.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 11, 2024 07:20 AM (RKVpM)

178 "Bill Maher urges Biden to dump Kamala Harris for Nikki Haley to form 'dream unity ticket' for 2024"

I urge Bill Maher to stick his head in a vat of dry ice.

mornin yall

Posted by: fd at March 11, 2024 07:20 AM (vFG9F)

179
Gotta get going. Today is my monthly "all day" day at the lapidary saws and wheels.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 11, 2024 07:20 AM (xG4kz)

180 Parolee, 35, charged with shoving girlfriend, 29, onto NYC subway tracks where her feet was amputated as she screamed 'I don't deserve this' told niece it was an accident: Suspect previously stabbed woman and her three-year-old daughter

https://mol.im/a/13180669

"PAROLEE' there's your problem!

Posted by: Ciampino - the lampposts will decimate the law profession at March 11, 2024 07:20 AM (qfLjt)

181 What's going on with the new bill that could ban TikTok? (Tech Crunch)

-

Ban TikTok like China bans TikTok?

Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 11, 2024 07:22 AM (AIJ3L)

182 So Biden is planning on providing more than 2 million meals per day to Gaza.

That's a lot of MREs
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at March 11, 2024 07:10 AM

Drop the old dehydrated pork patty on them. Insult to injury.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 11, 2024 07:23 AM (XpGKW)

183 *biden's not doing anything with regards to Gaza.

Some faction of his staff is.

The same faction in FedGov that threw a hissy fit this past winter and threatened to "walk out" if the administration continued to support Israel... but it snowed and FedGov was closed anyway.

The same faction that is able to protest at the White House with impunity.

You get the idea...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 11, 2024 07:23 AM (Q4IgG)

184 So now we have to feed 2 million more people in a country that hates us? How about we just feed 1 million to the other million?

Posted by: fd at March 11, 2024 07:23 AM (vFG9F)

185 Madonna does Joe Biden impression.

Hilarity ensues

https://tinyurl.com/4atx2ftz

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2024 07:23 AM (a1415)

186 probably not MREs, theres a thing called an HDR (humanitarian daily ration) that is meatless, presumably (sort of) kosher & halal, packed in the same style as MREs; I think fema uses them sometimes too.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 11, 2024 07:23 AM (PFYt9)

187 The New York Times best-seller lists are very competitive, which is what gives them the cachet they have within the book industry and with the public. Our lists reflect the reporting from our confidential panel of tens of thousands of retailers. We do not reveal those sources, in order to circumvent potential pressure on the booksellers and to prevent people from trying to game their way onto the lists.

faked it faked it faked it

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 11, 2024 07:24 AM (ENQN6)

188 I've noticed a lot more "no child hungry" advertisements.

Setting aside the $1000+ eligible to mommies as food stamps, what I can't figure out is how many of these kids are homeschooled, because public schools will give kids free breakfast, lunch, and send home dinner. They'll also send big grocery bags of food home for the weekend that is meant to feed the entire family.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 11, 2024 07:25 AM (AIJ3L)

189 "theres a thing called an HDR (humanitarian daily ration) that is meatless, presumably (sort of) kosher & halal, packed in the same style as MREs; I think fema uses them sometimes too."

Tell me that you are not really facing starvation, without telling me you are not really facing starvation.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2024 07:26 AM (a1415)

190 As a former employer I can tell you that there will always be that *one* employee who is a shit stirrer. The only answer is to give them the boot. There's no living with them when their intention every day is to sow discord.

Trumps 'You're fired!' needs to said a couple hundred thousand times in 2025.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 11, 2024 07:20 AM (RKVpM)

I would say that for about a third of my life that person was the boss.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 11, 2024 07:26 AM (ENQN6)

191 186 probably not MREs, theres a thing called an HDR (humanitarian daily ration) that is meatless, presumably (sort of) kosher & halal, packed in the same style as MREs; I think fema uses them sometimes too.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 11, 2024 07:23 AM (PFYt9)
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Didn't know that but makes sense: can't feed pork to muslims r Jews, can't feed beef to Hindus, no meat for vegans so no chicken or fish either.

Posted by: Ciampino - the lampposts will decimate the Gov. law profession at March 11, 2024 07:27 AM (qfLjt)

192 As dawn approaches, we have dipped to 33.4 degrees.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2024 07:27 AM (a1415)

193 @188, "homeschooled", LOL.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 11, 2024 07:27 AM (PFYt9)

194 @168

>>Wouldn't the House have to sign off on that since they control money? What budget is going to pay for this? The Admin always has the excuse "There's no money for that" but can find billions when they want to? The Wall on the Mexican border?

There are numerous slush funds available to move to their pet projects, this only applies to Democrat Presidents, Republican Presidents and Especially Trump Presidencies are held to a different standard.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 11, 2024 07:27 AM (XV/Pl)

195 It's Woman's Hystory Month. Who knew they had a history different than men? And what about men who where women? Is it their history too? Or only up to the point to where they grew a dick and became a man?

Posted by: fd at March 11, 2024 07:27 AM (vFG9F)

196 So Biden is planning on providing more than 2 million meals per day to Gaza.

--

- Give them $10B immediately after the attack
- Support them / thwart Israel after the attack
- Move ships into the area to protect Gaza after the attack
- Build a port for resupply after the attack
- Tell Netanyahu that he needs to do what the U.S. wants ("come to Jesus" moment)
- Provide 2 million meals to sustain the fight after the attack

I sure am glad they told me we're on Israel's side, because if I didn't know better...

Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 11, 2024 07:28 AM (AIJ3L)

197 Where ever you go, there you go.

Posted by: Kamala Harris, Filosufer at March 11, 2024 07:28 AM (sAmhv)

198 I have a peanut allergy!

: That one starving Gazan kid over there

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2024 07:29 AM (a1415)

199 It's Woman's Hystory Month. Who knew they had a history different than men? And what about men who where women? Is it their history too? Or only up to the point to where they grew a dick and became a man?
Posted by: fd

--

Yesterday Simplisafe sent me an email and I learned that a woman invented the home security system.

Yes her husband was an electrician and was also listed on the patent but shut up.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 11, 2024 07:30 AM (AIJ3L)

200 I tell you what. It would be a horrible way to go, crushed by a pallet of boneless pork rectums.

Posted by: fd at March 11, 2024 07:30 AM (vFG9F)

201 I would imagine if you're really starving it doesn't matter what sort of food you're provided.

Otherwise you're not starving. IOW, not eating by choice.

Which is what some Gazans are doing. Deliberately destroying or simply ignoring the rations being dropped on their pointy heads.

So... fuck 'em.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 11, 2024 07:30 AM (Q4IgG)

202 " theres a thing called an HDR (humanitarian daily ration) that is meatless, presumably (sort of) kosher & halal, packed in the same style as MREs"

I'm fully expecting to find that each one contains a package with five Hamas /Martyr collector cards, and a piece of bubble gum.

Collect the entire set!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2024 07:32 AM (a1415)

203 I should probably go to bed and try to sleep. Later, daywalkers...

https://youtu.be/7YC4GYBkTiE?si=dVDEf-3yAd5ViMYJ

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 11, 2024 07:32 AM (sAmhv)

204 I tell you what. It would be a horrible way to go, crushed by a pallet of boneless pork rectums.
Posted by: fd

-

LOVE IS LOVE

Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 11, 2024 07:33 AM (AIJ3L)

205 Boker Tov Patriots

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2024 07:34 AM (pVWRI)

206 (MONDAY)
SpaceX/NASA - SpaceX Crew-7 - Undocking International Space Station

Scheduled for Mar 11, 2024
Coverage of NASA’s SpaceX Crew-7 undocking,
scheduled for 11:05 a.m. EDT, 15:05 UTC, and 16:05 CET.

https://tinyurl.com/3cpxfs5e

Posted by: Ciampino - Space happenings at March 11, 2024 07:34 AM (qfLjt)

207 "I tell you what. It would be a horrible way to go, crushed by a pallet of boneless pork rectums.
Posted by: fd
"

I tried tell them!

Posted by: Chicken Little at March 11, 2024 07:34 AM (a1415)

208 I understand he politics at the oscars was puke worthy and one sided and plenty of JINO self hating Jews took part

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2024 07:34 AM (pVWRI)

209 "Yesterday Simplisafe sent me an email and I learned that a woman invented the home security system."

Yeah sure. A switch and a dingaling. A fucking spaceshot that was.

If you ever have time, read Mark Twain's account of having a burglar alarm installed in his home.

Posted by: fd at March 11, 2024 07:35 AM (vFG9F)

210 I believe that most major religions offer dietary exemptions to preclude starvation.

But, I could be wrong.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2024 07:35 AM (a1415)

211 >I understand he politics at the oscars was puke worthy and one sided and plenty of JINO self hating Jews took part

Posted by: Nevergiveup

so what's new

Posted by: Don Black at March 11, 2024 07:37 AM (oCjPU)

212 " I believe that most major religions offer dietary exemptions to preclude starvation.

But, I could be wrong.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice"

It says it right in the Bible. Love your neighbor, with BBQ sauce.

Posted by: fd at March 11, 2024 07:37 AM (vFG9F)

213
2 words

SEF

TON

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 11, 2024 07:38 AM (ENQN6)

214 " "Yesterday Simplisafe sent me an email and I learned that a woman invented the home security system."

OK....

Air Force

https://tinyurl.com/ykhbw5sd

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2024 07:39 AM (a1415)

215 212 " I believe that most major religions offer dietary exemptions to preclude starvation.

But, I could be wrong.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice"

It says it right in the Bible. Love your neighbor, with BBQ sauce.

Posted by: fd at March 11, 2024 07:37 AM (vFG9F)
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You know that 'pillage before you burn'? I think the BBQ is included in the burn' part.

Posted by: Hagar - pillage BEFORE you burn? NOW you tell me?! at March 11, 2024 07:40 AM (qfLjt)

216 "“Working with an all-female crew makes me proud to be a part of such a strong team where females are proving themselves in every role,” she said. “It is not just the crew members doing important work when we are here at the MAF as we rely heavily on the work of security forces, facility managers and MAF chefs topside to support the mission, all of which are positions held by females here."

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(please let there have been a new pickle jar in the pantry that needed opening that day)

Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 11, 2024 07:43 AM (AIJ3L)

217 196 So Biden is planning on providing more than 2 million meals per day to Gaza.

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- Give them $10B immediately after the attack
- Support them / thwart Israel after the attack
- Move ships into the area to protect Gaza after the attack
- Build a port for resupply after the attack
- Tell Netanyahu that he needs to do what the U.S. wants ("come to Jesus" moment)
- Provide 2 million meals to sustain the fight after the attack

I sure am glad they told me we're on Israel's side, because if I didn't know better...
Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 11, 2024 07:28 AM (AIJ3L)

Hear, hear.

Posted by: m at March 11, 2024 08:02 AM (o3SCB)

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