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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Hunter Biden's Testimony Called "Dishonest" and "Defiant;" Claims You Can't Trust His "My Father Is Sitting Next to Me Here" Because He Was High on a Very-Conveniently-Timed Crack BreakSo, here's what Huntie knows: Huntie has been told he will be pardoned for all federal crimes he's committed his entire life the day after election day, whether his corrupt rapist father "wins" or loses. These are all free perjuries -- he has been told, and knows for a fact, that he can and should lie to the utmost to protect his scumbag father. By the way: Why doesn't the media demand that Joe Biden pledge not to pardon his criminal get? They sure demanded that Trump affirm and re-affirm he wouldn't fire Mueller. Nancy Mace called his testilying "defiant" and "dishonest."In a recent statement, Representative Nancy Mace provided a critical perspective on Hunter Biden's testimony during a deposition. Mace characterized Biden's demeanor as "defiant" and "dishonest," highlighting that his statements clashed with those of other witnesses interviewed by the oversight committee. Mace's comments followed an impromptu address, spurred by actions from opposing party members. She emphasized the discrepancies in Biden's testimony, particularly noting his recurrent claims of memory lapses. These claims, according to Mace, were neither surprising nor unprecedented.No, they seem to run in the crime family, in fact. When asked whether his father was in fact sitting next to him when he shook down a Chinese government "business" partner by telling him "my father is sitting next to me," Huntie said "nah, I was just drunk or high or something, and I didn't even intend to send that to my Chinese "business" partner who I was threatening. Weird that the Chinese seemed to think his father was in fact sitting right next to him. I hope everyone remembers he said this... while sitting in his father's house. Yeah, the crackhead whoremonger who is the Oprah of dicpics -- "You get a dickpic! And you get a dicpic! And you get a dickpic!" -- was embarrassed. Despite these claims, photos from Hunter's abandoned laptop show he was at his father's home in Wilmington, Delaware, on the day of the threat. Despite Hunter's claims of his father's non-involvement, the IRS agents who provided the text message to Congress stated they were not allowed by the Justice Department to get cellphone geolocation data that could have established whether Hunter was indeed sitting with his father. They also claimed they were repeatedly blocked from pursuing evidence related to Joe Biden.The DOJ has been using "geofences" to find people who were merely physically present at the Capitol on January 6th -- but they absolutely refuse to deploy the same resources to verify that Joe Biden was sitting next to his bagman son while he was shaking down Chinese "businessmen." Axios, of course, totally believed the testimony and reported it out with a "Take That, Rethuglikkans!" kind of vibe. Via Twitchy, with more. Huntie also used one of his many, many Free Perjuries to claim that Joe Biden wasn't involved in his business: JustTheNews says: follow the money. Keep an eye on the James Biden "loan repayments." Remember Kathy Chung, the Biden aide who illegally transported his stash of classified documents and drove them up and down through Chinatown? Well, I guess she's not talking, because Biden has rewarded this Security Risk with a nicely-compensated job in the government. Paul Sperry: Much more at the link. If you take care of the Biden Crime Family, the Biden Crime Family takes care of you. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2024 12:00 PM (IXZGh) 2
I willowed myself.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2024 12:01 PM (IXZGh) 3
What if I told you that Hunter is the Lisan al Gaib?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 01, 2024 12:01 PM (GBKbO) 4
Happy Friday!
Posted by: Ace at March 01, 2024 12:01 PM (KRtlO) 5
Good afternoon Ace
Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2024 12:01 PM (NdrtD) 6
Nancy Mace called his testilying "defiant" and "dishonest."
======= She was misquoted. She was talking about her attempt at orgasm that morning. She thought she was in the clear because there was no prayer breakfast. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 01, 2024 12:01 PM (GBKbO) 7
Fuck you, they shout.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 01, 2024 12:02 PM (BNkCC) 8
You know that Book that tells how bad things will get? Yeah, this seems like it could be the end of the beginning.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 01, 2024 12:03 PM (Angsy) 9
Hunter Biden admitted to being under the influence when he sent the controversial message. He also claimed that he sent the message to the wrong recipient and expressed embarrassment over the incident.
- Someone should hire this guy for about eighty grand a month. Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 01, 2024 12:03 PM (lTGtQ) 10
You Can't Trust His "My Father Is Sitting Next to Me Here" Because He Was High on a Very-Conveniently-Timed Crack Break
-- Hey, I'm no crack expert or anything, but does one actually see people who aren't there when they're smoking crack? Posted by: Lady in Black at March 01, 2024 12:03 PM (mupln) 11
8 You know that Book that tells how bad things will get? Yeah, this seems like it could be the end of the beginning.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 01, 2024 12:03 PM (Angsy) ====== The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? When do we get to Vogon poetry? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 01, 2024 12:03 PM (GBKbO) 12
The Democrat party is a crime syndicate. Period.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2024 12:04 PM (IXZGh) 13
I understand that you can't charge hunter biden with drug crimes but his continual self admissions of illegal drug use should make his gun charge a slam dunk case.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 01, 2024 12:04 PM (QNSds) 14
Contempt? Do we do that to anyone other than the so-called Republicans?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 01, 2024 12:04 PM (Q4IgG) 15
Did he return the money the wrong Zhao sent or was that just too embarrassing?
Posted by: huerfano at March 01, 2024 12:04 PM (Q4KYm) 16
Chung, an old friend of Hunter Biden, began working for Joe Biden in 2012 when he was vice president. She told investigators she oversaw the transfer of the contents of Biden's file cabinets and desk drawers into 15 boxes when he moved out of the West Wing in January 2017.
Everybody Wang Chung tonight! Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2024 12:05 PM (IXZGh) 17
Yet Trump's children are getting all tossed out of business in NY
What a country Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2024 12:05 PM (NdrtD) 18
Hunter should finally go to jail, and Joe should be right behind him after impeachment.
Posted by: vic at March 01, 2024 12:05 PM (A5THL) 19
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?
When do we get to Vogon poetry? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 01, 2024 12:03 PM (GBKbO) No, I think it was written by a guy named Kirkhill or something. Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 01, 2024 12:05 PM (Angsy) 20
These are all free perjuries -- he has been told, and knows for a fact, that he can and should lie to the utmost to protect his scumbag father.
++++ They're free anyway. Lying to Congress is the norm. Everyone does it. Only those who are not only regime enemies but *serious* regime enemies are ever punished for it and even then, the punishment is usually symbolic. Hunter's special position - and it is special, in every way - has nothing to do with his perjury immunity. Everyone gets that one. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2024 12:05 PM (HnUIn) Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 01, 2024 12:06 PM (wmeRK) 22
On the positive side at least Biden is rounding up members of the press they do not like.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 01, 2024 12:06 PM (++4z6) 23
Joe is too demented to prosecute and Hunter is too whacked out on drugs to believe about anything.
Like father like son. Posted by: Ripley at March 01, 2024 12:06 PM (JojsZ) 24
Everybody Wang Chung tonight!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2024 12:05 PM (IXZGh) No yellow! Posted by: Huntie B at March 01, 2024 12:06 PM (Angsy) 25
17 Yet Trump's children are getting all tossed out of business in NY
What a country -------------------- I told you SoDiNY is a closed club. Posted by: Pudinhead at March 01, 2024 12:06 PM (uqyzO) 26
IT'S FRYDAY!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2024 12:07 PM (IXZGh) 27
In a closed-door impeachment inquiry deposition, Hunter Biden admitted to being under the influence when he sent the controversial message. He also claimed that he sent the message to the wrong recipient and expressed embarrassment over the incident.
++++ "Dude, I'm involved in so many influence-peddling and bribery schemes that I got confused and threatened the wrong person" is not the robust defense he thinks it is. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2024 12:07 PM (HnUIn) 28
Was Hunter even under oath?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 01, 2024 12:07 PM (GBKbO) 29
Biden is going to pardon his son. For past , present and future crimes.
Posted by: runner at March 01, 2024 12:07 PM (V13WU) Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 01, 2024 12:07 PM (K66ud) 31
The DOJ has been using "geofences" to find people who were merely physically present at the Capitol on January 6th -- but they absolutely refuse to deploy the same resources to verify that Joe Biden was sitting next to his bagman son while he was shaking down Chinese "businessmen."
++++ Yup. The panopticon isn't aimed at them, it's aimed at you. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2024 12:07 PM (HnUIn) 32
I'm betting Chung has had Hunter's wang in her. Several times.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2024 12:07 PM (IXZGh) 33
I saw yesterday, the congress is gonna kick the government spending down the road again, and then Gaetz getting in front of cameras with his eyebrows all arched.
It finally dawned on me.... Congress is basically nothing anymore. Not useless, just more of a rubber stamp/de-clawed cat (choose your own analogy. I can't do everything for you). Sure, that seems patently obvious, but I don't know, it was something of a revelation to me. They don't do anything anymore. The ol' three branches of government thing we all learned about in elementary screwel, it's a myth. If it ever existed, it hasn't for some time. Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2024 12:08 PM (dGCAG) 34
I'll give Hunter a blanket amnesty and make him president for four years on the condition that every record of every communication he has ever made is made publicly available.
Holy shit that would be hilarious. Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 01, 2024 12:08 PM (9UlRk) 35
Remember Kathy Chung, the Biden aide who illegally transported his stash of classified documents and drove them up and down through Chinatown?
Well, I guess she's not talking, because Biden has rewarded this Security Risk with a nicely-compensated job in the government. ++++ It's nice to be a Party Man, Ace. Very, very nice. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2024 12:08 PM (HnUIn) 36
Hunter embarrassed?....unpossible.
Posted by: BignJames at March 01, 2024 12:08 PM (AwYPR) 37
Is it wrong to desire the Biden family, as a whole, die miserable, painful, horrific deaths?
Asking for a friend. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2024 12:08 PM (IXZGh) 38
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It finally dawned on me.... Congress is basically nothing anymore. Not useless, just more of a rubber stamp/de-clawed cat (choose your own analogy. I can't do everything for you). Sure, that seems patently obvious, but I don't know, it was something of a revelation to me. They don't do anything anymore. The ol' three branches of government thing we all learned about in elementary screwel, it's a myth. If it ever existed, it hasn't for some time. Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2024 12:08 PM (dGCAG) ====== The purpose of Congress is graft. The purpose of the executive is graft with some choice oppression. The purpose of the judiciary is to allow both at the expense of the people. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 01, 2024 12:09 PM (GBKbO) 39
I have had the feeling since Trump got railroaded out of office that no matter what Hjnter did he would always be a free man, unless Sundowner goes or needs to go.
Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2024 12:09 PM (NdrtD) 40
I was going to be embarrassed, but then I got high.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 01, 2024 12:09 PM (wmeRK) 41
"Me and Zhang and The Chairman" would be a fun movie.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 01, 2024 12:09 PM (9UlRk) 42
If you take care of the Biden Crime Family, the Biden Crime Family takes care of you.
++++ Meh. It's a second-order effect. If you take care of the Party, the Party takes care of you. For now - and probably until he's dead, because they're stuck - Biden is just the most public symbol of the rule. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2024 12:09 PM (HnUIn) 43
Was Hunter even under oath?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 01, 2024 12:07 PM (GBKbO) Heh. As if that would matter. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2024 12:10 PM (IXZGh) Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at March 01, 2024 12:10 PM (7oqU2) 45
Hunter: We were on our way to the bingo parlor down at the YMCA. Somehow the directions got all fouled up there and one thing led to another…
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 01, 2024 12:10 PM (u73oe) 46
Joe can pardon him, but Joe is moving on to that great children's shampoo factory in the sky, probably sooner than later. Hunter may not be able grift, but he won't stop committing crimes.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 01, 2024 12:10 PM (z+89e) 47
Yet he will never be charged nor will any member of the Biden cabal...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 01, 2024 12:10 PM (Akjoo) 48
Joe can pardon him, but Joe is moving on to that great children's shampoo factory in the sky, probably sooner than later. Hunter may not be able grift, but he won't stop committing crimes.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 01, 2024 12:10 PM (z+89e) Eternal Hell isn't in the sky. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2024 12:11 PM (IXZGh) 49
Similarly, you take care of the Clinton family, or the Clinton family "takes care of you."
-Hilzabub. Posted by: Bete at March 01, 2024 12:11 PM (LX4y3) Posted by: Commander The Dog at March 01, 2024 12:12 PM (MvF+J) 51
Amusingly, a left-wing Democrat in California is about to unleash a firestorm by banning giving preferences to legacy and donor admissions at California universities. USC and Stanford are about 14% legacy admits.
Fortunately, the California bill would not prohibit admitting the children of the rich and powerful, so long as they weren't legacies or donors. Say, how did Hunter Biden get into Yale Law School, again? How did Chelsea Clinton get into Stanford? Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 01, 2024 12:12 PM (YAtuc) 52
Don't tell your mother I said this, but you're one sexy little girl......
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 01, 2024 12:12 PM (IXZGh) 53
Is there a way to crystallize the Covid boosters and leave a baggie where Hunter could find it?
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 01, 2024 12:12 PM (wmeRK) 54
"Jack the Ripper" was just a cute nickname I gave myself just like "Mister Ten Percent".
Posted by: Red Jack at March 01, 2024 12:12 PM (2yu8s) Posted by: Bete at March 01, 2024 12:13 PM (LX4y3) 56
Is there a way to crystallize the Covid boosters and leave a baggie where Hunter could find it?
Even if you could, I suspect opening a baggie would defeat Hunter. Posted by: Archimedes at March 01, 2024 12:13 PM (CsUN+) 57
I love how this coke-frazzled nepot thinks he can Tough Guy Talk to a CCP goon. What a fucking idiot. The horse apple never falls far from the horse's asshole.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 01, 2024 12:14 PM (9UlRk) 58
I'd never play golf against Hunter. Every shot he takes would be a mulligan.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 01, 2024 12:14 PM (xcrUy) 59
The GOP will send several harshly worded letters about this. Some may have up to 3 exclamation points.
Posted by: Montec at March 01, 2024 12:14 PM (bWsRe) 60
Defiance is a hallmark of this whole administration and its water-handlers. Brazen, transparent and cavalier gaslighting the whole working day.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 01, 2024 12:14 PM (wzAuc) 61
Kinda surprised that every answer wasn’t fuck you that’s why.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 01, 2024 12:15 PM (u73oe) 62
47 Yet he will never be charged nor will any member of the Biden cabal...
Posted by: It's me donna ======== Criminals don't stop committing crimes. Essentially the Biden family is a crime family and one that cannot restrain its own appetites. Even Clintons were more sophisticated in their pay for play schemes. Posted by: whig at March 01, 2024 12:15 PM (hKOIV) 63
Eternal Hell isn't in the sky.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2024 12:11 PM (IXZGh) You've clearly never flown with Delta. Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 01, 2024 12:15 PM (9UlRk) 64
59 The GOP will send several harshly worded letters about this. Some may have up to 3 exclamation points.
Posted by: Montec at March 01, 2024 12:14 PM (bWsRe) ====== In a font color that matches the background completely, of course. Can't be too gauche. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 01, 2024 12:15 PM (GBKbO) 65
BTW, for amusement, look at Hunter while his lawyer delivers a statement after the deposition.
Hunter has a fixed stare, and isn't blinking his eyes - he's definitely on something. https://tinyurl.com/yfhyeff9 Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 01, 2024 12:15 PM (YAtuc) 66
51 Amusingly, a left-wing Democrat in California is about to unleash a firestorm by banning giving preferences to legacy and donor admissions at California universities. USC and Stanford are about 14% legacy admits.
___ Would that apply to USC and Stanford? Those are private. Posted by: Montec at March 01, 2024 12:15 PM (bWsRe) 67
I was sending that text to someone else, but I was banging my dead bro's wife at the time and my finger slipped.
Posted by: MILF Hunter Biden at March 01, 2024 12:16 PM (Geoni) 68
Look - I was balls deep in my stepmom and just assumed dad was still watching but he wandered off. Are you going to tell me that’s not embarrassing?
Didn’t think so Posted by: Hunter at March 01, 2024 12:16 PM (16bie) 69
"I am down on whores and I shant quit ripping them till I do get buckled." I didn't mean it. It was just the 'black smoke' talking, me with some Chinese down in Soho.
Posted by: Red Jack at March 01, 2024 12:16 PM (2yu8s) 70
This family is utter trash from the top down. If there were justice, how many of them would be in prison right now?
Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 01, 2024 12:17 PM (XPM1I) 71
Yup. The panopticon isn't aimed at them, it's aimed at you.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) ======== That information can now be bought as indicated by the defendants using it to nail Fani and Wade. Posted by: whig at March 01, 2024 12:17 PM (hKOIV) 72
Everybody upset about a couple dudes having butt sex in Congress, but nobody bats an eye when Congressmen pull out their junk and start masturbating on national television.
Posted by: Ribbed at March 01, 2024 12:17 PM (u3NjE) 73
Hunter has a fixed stare, and isn't blinking his eyes - he's definitely on something.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 01, 2024 12:15 PM (YAtuc) High on life. Posted by: BignJames at March 01, 2024 12:17 PM (AwYPR) 74
For you audiophiles, musicians, assorted 70's rock enthusiasts, and amateur radio operators: Bob Heil has passed away.
https://is.gd/jcZpkq Posted by: Bert G at March 01, 2024 12:17 PM (VARTN) 75
Ooh, yeah, alright
We're jammin' it up your Ass I wanna jam it up you with inflation and taxes We're jammin', jammin' And I hope you like me jammin' up your Ass Ain't no rules for Hunter, ain't no vow, we can do it anyhow And I will see you through till 2025 'Cause everyday we pay the price, we're the living sacrifice for Global Warming Jammin' till the jam is through I am jammin' To think that jammin' was a thing of the past We're jammin' And I hope this jam is gonna last for years No Supreme Court can stop us now, we neither beg nor we won't bow But we can bought or sold to Ukraine We all defend the right; Jah - Jah transgender children must unite Your life is worth it if you only vote Democrat in November Posted by: Joe Biden SOTU Address at March 01, 2024 12:17 PM (rcLES) 76
72 Everybody upset about a couple dudes having butt sex in Congress, but nobody bats an eye when Congressmen pull out their junk and start masturbating on national television.
Posted by: Ribbed at March 01, 2024 12:17 PM (u3NjE) ====== I remember when I stopped caring about committee hearings. "What difference does it make?" Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 01, 2024 12:17 PM (GBKbO) 77
The purpose of Congress is graft.
The purpose of the executive is graft with some choice oppression. The purpose of the judiciary is to allow both at the expense of the people. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 01, 2024 12:09 PM (GBKbO) Did you take that DIRECTLY from the Schoolhouse Rock cartoon? Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2024 12:18 PM (dGCAG) 78
Gov. Newsom’s Office Denies Panera Bread Exemption in Minimum Wage Bill
Wednesday the Globe reported that California Governor Gavin Newsom exempted a billionaire buddy from California’s new $20 minimum wage law. Billionaire Greg Flynn owns more than two dozen Panera Bread locations in California...Flynn has contributed at least $164,800 to Newsom’s political campaigns. How did the billionaire boys club governor do this? He had it written right into AB 1228: “Fast food restaurant” shall not include an establishment that operates a bakery that produces for sale on the establishment’s premises bread...so long as it continues to operate such a bakery. This exemption applies only where the establishment produces for sale bread as a stand-alone menu item. California Assembly's Republican Minority Leader James Gallagher called for an investigation Wednesday night. "Can any franchisee get an exemption from the $20 minimum wage law or do they need to donate more than $150k to Newsom first? This crooked deal needs to be investigated" Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at March 01, 2024 12:18 PM (9aVck) Posted by: four seasons at March 01, 2024 12:18 PM (PisyI) 80
76 *Tear drips down face*
Trey Gowdy Posted by: Bete at March 01, 2024 12:19 PM (LX4y3) 81
"I remember when I stopped caring about committee hearings."
You can feel the lack of any real conviction in these meetings. Posted by: Ribbed at March 01, 2024 12:19 PM (u3NjE) 82
It appears the Modified, Limited Hangout is now modified every 2 to 3 months. To be more limited. Initially Joe and Hunter had never-ever-never-no way discussed Hunter's business deals. How it's Hunter didn't involve his Loving Dad in the business deals. What's the next modification?
Posted by: Gref at March 01, 2024 12:19 PM (5fDan) 83
"even though she had prior government experience handling and identifying classified information and was told in a Jan. 3, 2017, National Security Council memo to be sure to remove "only unclassified personal records," and despite providing inconsistent answers to investigators.
============================ it's Democrat law, Jake. Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at March 01, 2024 12:19 PM (HZB7b) 84
Off crackhead crunchy sock
Posted by: Kratwurst at March 01, 2024 12:19 PM (16bie) 85
This impeachment fiasco is a comedy of errors. Shows what a joke MAGA Republicans are. Constantly projecting.
Posted by: Sid at March 01, 2024 12:19 PM (BPtic) 86
What's the next modification?
Posted by: Gref at March 01, 2024 12:19 PM (5fDan) Trump does business in China too Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 01, 2024 12:20 PM (9UlRk) 87
Would that apply to USC and Stanford? Those are private.
Yep - initially, the bill would only disqualify universities that give preference to legacies from receiving a specific form of State scholarship, but we all know how slippery slopes work. Legacies are overwhelmingly white, you see. Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 01, 2024 12:20 PM (YAtuc) 88
Joe can pardon him, but Joe is moving on to that great children's shampoo factory in the sky, probably sooner than later. Hunter may not be able grift, but he won't stop committing crimes.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 01, 2024 12:10 PM (z+89e) Children's shampoo factory... in the sky... AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Thanks for the laugh, I needed that this morning. We don't get much laughter down here. Posted by: B.L. Zebub at March 01, 2024 12:20 PM (dGCAG) 89
29 Biden is going to pardon his son. For past , present and future crimes.
Posted by: runner ====== Can't pardon for crimes committed after the pardon and also cannot pardon state crimes. Pardons have to be specific as to the person and then they can be general as to crimes committed up to the date of the pardon. Or, they can be addressed to a particular population that shares a circumstance of specific charges (Vietnam draft dodgers) that were committed in the past. Don't get to do pardons for future crimes after the date of the pardon in either case. Posted by: whig at March 01, 2024 12:20 PM (hKOIV) 90
My dogs could run the country. All they do is eat, sleep and poop.
Posted by: four seasons I'm pretty sure that's all Biden does. Usually two at a time. Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 01, 2024 12:20 PM (wmeRK) Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at March 01, 2024 12:20 PM (IXZGh) 92
Sending Hunter to testify before congress is like the Corleone's Sending Fredo to testify.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 01, 2024 12:20 PM (xcrUy) 93
So, here's what Huntie knows: Huntie has been told he will be pardoned for all federal crimes he's committed his entire life the day after election day, whether his corrupt rapist father "wins" or loses.
-------------- He'll also be pardoned for all future crimes. Posted by: ShainS -- Laken Riley (Business is business, and it's a murder most foul) at March 01, 2024 12:21 PM (pasPg) 94
Fucking hell.
Sid pops in and says something almost adjacent to sensical. I should buy a lottery ticket. Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 01, 2024 12:21 PM (9UlRk) 95
Even at face value his claim doesn't make sense, as he named the people he was getting payoffs from in the text.
They pull this shit because they know there are no consequences. No conservative DA will start prosecuting them when this falls under their jurisdiction, no judge will make huge decisions when they have no merit to do so. But we have retard DAs making up laws to get Republicans, and literal traffic judges deciding on their own to bar presidential candidates, because leftist do whatever they want. Posted by: Rbastid at March 01, 2024 12:21 PM (xpEAF) 96
Posted by: Sid at March 01, 2024 12:19 PM (BPtic)
===== "Hunter said he didn't do it, the thing we have evidence for, therefore it didn't happen. Also, the DOJ that is using it's powers to destroy people who did nothing but follow directions from police on 1/6 is completely on MAGA's side." Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 01, 2024 12:21 PM (GBKbO) 97
I'll admit, I halfway expected Hunter to admit to being high right then and not understanding the question.
Posted by: American Hawkman at March 01, 2024 12:21 PM (skAOD) 98
Don't tell your mother I said this, but you're one sexy little girl......
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 01, 2024 12:12 PM (IXZGh) I'm not a girl, Joe. And my mother already knows I'm sexy. Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2024 12:22 PM (dGCAG) 99
Sad part is, I have family members who might actually be Sid, based on their arguments.
Posted by: Ribbed at March 01, 2024 12:22 PM (u3NjE) 100
How did the billionaire boys club governor do this? He had it written right into AB 1228: “Fast food restaurant” shall not include an establishment that operates a bakery that produces for sale on the establishment’s premises bread...so long as it continues to operate such a bakery. This exemption applies only where the establishment produces for sale bread as a stand-alone menu item.
California Assembly's Republican Minority Leader James Gallagher called for an investigation Wednesday night. "Can any franchisee get an exemption from the $20 minimum wage law or do they need to donate more than $150k to Newsom first? This crooked deal needs to be investigated" Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at March 01, 2024 12:18 PM (9aVck) Subway bakes it's own bread on site......they will start selling their loaves to the public. McDonald's will start baking and selling their buns on site as well. Wait for it....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2024 12:22 PM (IXZGh) 101
89 Eh, can't just decide to take money without Congressional approval for things like buying votes from student loan holders either, and yet here we are.
Posted by: Bete at March 01, 2024 12:22 PM (LX4y3) 102
Sending Hunter to testify before congress is like the Corleone's Sending Fredo to testify.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 01, 2024 12:20 PM (xcrUy) --------------- Even poor Fredo doesn't deserve that shot ... Posted by: ShainS -- Laken Riley (Business is business, and it's a murder most foul) at March 01, 2024 12:23 PM (pasPg) 103
The bitch Chung should be shot.
There was a lieutenant I knew who misplaced a classified document once. One document. One time. We found it later, but his career was ruined. Bad efficiency report and he was out of the Army. I hate these fu*kas! Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2024 12:23 PM (W/lyH) 104
Gutfeld pointed out last night that the Panera-exempting law SPECIFICALLY doesn't include croissants or bagels, just in case we were pretending that it wasn't a direct gift to the Panera guy.
Posted by: American Hawkman at March 01, 2024 12:23 PM (skAOD) Posted by: Montec at March 01, 2024 12:23 PM (bWsRe) 106
Has the troll paulsidkurt been around today?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 01, 2024 12:23 PM (xcrUy) 107
The one thing about the criminal lying pedophile is that Joetato stays bought and will go to any and all means to fulfill his criminal enterprises.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at March 01, 2024 12:24 PM (17s+e) 108
So, here's what Huntie knows: Huntie has been told he will be pardoned for all federal crimes he's committed his entire life the day after election day, whether his corrupt rapist father "wins" or loses.
Hunter must be terrified that Daddy might die in office in the next few months. President Kamala would throw him to the wolves. Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 01, 2024 12:24 PM (YAtuc) 109
Latest Poll
Biden 47 Trump 43 Bad news right? Well no. This is in...... VIRGINIA! Posted by: Montec at March 01, 2024 12:23 PM (bWsRe) Polls are for strippers. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2024 12:24 PM (IXZGh) 110
He'll also be pardoned for all future crimes.
Posted by: ShainS ======== Can't do it. President lacks the power to do so. Same with any state charges. See above. The two extremes of the pardoning power are Carter's pardoning of draft evaders and Ford's pardon of Nixon. Neither permitted future federal crimes to be pardoned. In fact, if you want an interesting view of Watergate from Nixon himself, he testified in subsequent Watergate grand jury proceedings after he had resigned. Arguably, if he had committed perjury before a grand jury in those proceedings then his pardon would not have covered it. Posted by: whig at March 01, 2024 12:25 PM (hKOIV) 111
There could be video evidence of Hunter snorting coke with Zelinsky and Xi after which a briefcase full of money is handed over to "the big guy". And Sid and imbeciles like him would be "hey this doesn't prove anything guyz".
Posted by: Montec at March 01, 2024 12:25 PM (bWsRe) 112
Hunter dishonest?
There's gambling at Rick's? The rotten apple does not fall far from the rotten tree. Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2024 12:25 PM (ZsBko) 113
In fairness, would ANY of us be surprised if Hunter was dating Kamala too?
Posted by: American Hawkman at March 01, 2024 12:25 PM (skAOD) 114
For you audiophiles, musicians, assorted 70's rock enthusiasts, and amateur radio operators: Bob Heil has passed away.
Posted by: Bert G at March 01, 2024 12:17 PM (VARTN) Had a pair of ESS speakers w/Heil transducer instead of midrange/tweeter....clearest speakers I've ever heard. Posted by: BignJames at March 01, 2024 12:25 PM (AwYPR) 115
seems like memory failings are a hereditary illness in this family.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 01, 2024 12:25 PM (B1FKF) 116
And since we're talking Hunter, I have to plug once again, Kyle Dunigan. His vid series "Fresh Prez" is freakin' hilarious, including how he portrays Hunter.
Really, if you haven't seen these, shame on you. Everyone you want to see ridiculed, is ridiculed. Including having Little Ben being Biden's lapdog. Or lap something. I can't watch any of these people without seeing Kyle's portrayal of them. Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2024 12:26 PM (dGCAG) 117
In fairness, would ANY of us be surprised if Hunter was dating Kamala too?
Posted by: American Hawkman at March 01, 2024 12:25 PM (skAOD) She's only real good at ONE thing....... Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 01, 2024 12:26 PM (IXZGh) 118
Subway bakes it's own bread on site......they will start selling their loaves to the public.
McDonald's will start baking and selling their buns on site as well. Wait for it....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2024 12:22 PM (IXZGh) *** They'd be dumb not to. Jersey Mikes too. Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2024 12:26 PM (W/lyH) 119
Some Mom and Pop bakery in CA is full of smiles. They don't have to pay some idjit $20 an hour to sweep the floors. Wait a minute, they wouldn't bake a cake for a mentally ill pervert, so they have to pay $25 an hour.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 01, 2024 12:26 PM (0EOe9) Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2024 12:26 PM (ZsBko) 121
The Panera thing shows what I've always said about Newsom. He's not ideological. He's all about the money. He just does a good job pretending to be a leftist, to fool the idiot CA voters.
Posted by: Montec at March 01, 2024 12:27 PM (bWsRe) 122
They try really hard to deflect every story like this. Fani was just getting a little slap and lickle. Huntie is just wheeling and dealing. Clinton just liked blowies a lot.
It's never focused on the real issue which is that it's all being done with your money which they have no right to. Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 01, 2024 12:27 PM (9UlRk) 123
Dang I hope Newscum gives a speech somewhere and gets pelted with bread.
That would be epic! Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2024 12:27 PM (W/lyH) 124
There could be video evidence of Hunter snorting coke with Zelinsky and Xi after which a briefcase full of money is handed over to "the big guy". And Sid and imbeciles like him would be "hey this doesn't prove anything guyz".
-- They are a marvel, aren't they? Why are their brains so...so defective and impervious? It's really a phenomenal thing to witness, actually. Posted by: Lady in Black at March 01, 2024 12:28 PM (mupln) 125
Dang I hope Newscum gives a speech somewhere and gets pelted with bread.
That would be epic! Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2024 12:27 PM (W/lyH) "It's the Rocky Horror Picture Show all over again!!!" Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2024 12:28 PM (IXZGh) 126
Past comment 100.
OT Question: Why did the FIB demand that reporter Steve Baker turn himself in wearing shorts and sandals? I don't get it. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 12:28 PM (ynpvh) 127
Is the Turnip in chief able to pardon Hunter for any *future* charges yet to be made?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 01, 2024 12:28 PM (jbnUc) 128
121 The Panera thing shows what I've always said about Newsom. He's not ideological. He's all about the money. He just does a good job pretending to be a leftist, to fool the idiot CA voters.
Posted by: Montec He is from the Pelosi school of looting. Biden though is an example of a that sort of criminal in office and how dysfunctional it is. Posted by: whig at March 01, 2024 12:29 PM (hKOIV) 129
126 Past comment 100.
OT Question: Why did the FIB demand that reporter Steve Baker turn himself in wearing shorts and sandals? I don't get it. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 12:28 PM (ynpvh) ===== To embarrass and demean him. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 01, 2024 12:29 PM (GBKbO) 130
Subway probably doesn't qualify because they don't bake bread from scratch. And neither does McDondalds. The carve out was written specifically to only apply to what Panera does, as far as large fast food chains go.
And mom and pop stores are exempt from this law anyway. It only applies to companies with a certain number of locations. Posted by: Montec at March 01, 2024 12:29 PM (bWsRe) 131
If it isn't a family member, I'm pretty sure pardons from this junta are only available for cash on the barrelhead.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 01, 2024 12:29 PM (lTGtQ) 132
Baker himself says it was because he suspects they wanted to slap him in an orange jumpsuit immediately for court.
Posted by: American Hawkman at March 01, 2024 12:29 PM (skAOD) 133
Subway bakes it's own bread on site......they will start selling their loaves to the public.
McDonald's will start baking and selling their buns on site as well. Wait for it....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2024 12:22 PM (IXZGh) ------------ They're way ahead of you. (2) “Fast food restaurant” shall not include an establishment that on September 15, 2023, operates a bakery that produces for sale on the establishment’s premises bread, as defined under Part 136 of Subchapter B of Chapter I of Title 21 of the Code of Federal Regulations, so long as it continues to operate such a bakery. This exemption applies only where the establishment produces for sale bread as a stand-alone menu item, and does not apply if the bread is available for sale solely as part of another menu item. Posted by: WisRich at March 01, 2024 12:29 PM (G0vdT) 134
127 Is the Turnip in chief able to pardon Hunter for any *future* charges yet to be made?
Posted by: Dr. Claw ====== Nothing past the actual date of the pardon. Acts done subsequent to that are chargeable. Federal pardons also do not affect state charges past present or future. Posted by: whig at March 01, 2024 12:30 PM (hKOIV) 135
129 126 Past comment 100.
OT Question: Why did the FIB demand that reporter Steve Baker turn himself in wearing shorts and sandals? I don't get it. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 12:28 PM (ynpvh) ===== To embarrass and demean him. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 01, 2024 12:29 PM (GBKbO) That's the only reason? Because if it is, seems like if falls under "Cruel and Unusual". If it was me, I'd dress appropriately, and have the FIB add a charge of not "obeying a lawful order", just to see how a judge would react to it when the details were revealed. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 12:30 PM (ynpvh) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2024 12:30 PM (IXZGh) 137
The purpose of Congress is graft.
The purpose of the executive is graft with some choice oppression. The purpose of the judiciary is to allow both at the expense of the people. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 01, 2024 12:09 PM (GBKbO) ++++ To restate: Congress is motivated first by wealth accumulation, then by power The executive is motivated first by power, then by wealth accumulation The judiciary is the support role to enable both It almost works, except that the judiciary is essentially a more extreme form of the executive condition. If the executive is primarily power-motivated but also wealth-motivated, then the judiciary is by comparison entirely power-motivated, to the exclusion of other considerations. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2024 12:31 PM (HnUIn) 138
The Panera thing shows what I've always said about Newsom. He's not ideological. He's all about the money. He just does a good job pretending to be a leftist, to fool the idiot CA voters.
Posted by: Montec Just drag a suitcase full of money through a Panera Restaurant and see what comes running. Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2024 12:31 PM (W/lyH) 139
That's the only reason? Because if it is, seems like if falls under "Cruel and Unusual". If it was me, I'd dress appropriately, and have the FIB add a charge of not "obeying a lawful order", just to see how a judge would react to it when the details were revealed.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 12:30 PM (ynpvh) He wore a suit and I see they handcuffed him Posted by: It's me donna at March 01, 2024 12:31 PM (Akjoo) 140
118 In my Dad's bakery, they would often take a loaf of Italian or Vienna bread, cut it in half, rip out a cavity in each half, stuff with butter and give it a few more minutes in the oven. Just for staff consumption. It would probably sell real good once tried. "Fuck your Big Mac, I want some of that hot butter bread".
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 01, 2024 12:31 PM (0EOe9) 141
just to see how a judge would react to it when the details were revealed.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 12:30 PM (ynpvh) ___ It's a DC judge. We all know how the judge would react. Posted by: Montec at March 01, 2024 12:31 PM (bWsRe) 142
2) “Fast food restaurant” shall not include an establishment that on September 15, 2023, operates a bakery that produces for sale on the establishment’s premises bread, as defined under Part 136 of Subchapter B of Chapter I of Title 21 of the Code of Federal Regulations, so long as it continues to operate such a bakery. This exemption applies only where the establishment produces for sale bread as a stand-alone menu item, and does not apply if the bread is available for sale solely as part of another menu item.
Posted by: WisRich at March 01, 2024 12:29 PM (G0vdT) ++++ This is *begging* for a court challenge. It will probably get one. It won't matter. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2024 12:31 PM (HnUIn) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 01, 2024 12:32 PM (9yWhg) 144
137 To restate:
Congress is motivated first by wealth accumulation, then by power The executive is motivated first by power, then by wealth accumulation The judiciary is the support role to enable both It almost works, except that the judiciary is essentially a more extreme form of the executive condition. If the executive is primarily power-motivated but also wealth-motivated, then the judiciary is by comparison entirely power-motivated, to the exclusion of other considerations. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2024 12:31 PM (HnUIn) ======== Everything cool that I said, you wrecked it. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 01, 2024 12:32 PM (GBKbO) 145
(2) “Fast food restaurant” shall not include an establishment that on September 15, 2023, operates a bakery that produces for sale on the establishment’s premises bread, as defined under Part 136 of Subchapter B of Chapter I of Title 21 of the Code of Federal Regulations, so long as it continues to operate such a bakery. This exemption applies only where the establishment produces for sale bread as a stand-alone menu item, and does not apply if the bread is available for sale solely as part of another menu item.
Posted by: WisRich ======= That right there might make it vulnerable to court challenges depending on CA law. Technically, it violates the rational basis test but that has scant caselaw in federal courts. Posted by: whig at March 01, 2024 12:32 PM (hKOIV) 146
Funny how the bag man - the front - is acting exactly like a bag man and a front. Weird.
Posted by: ... at March 01, 2024 12:32 PM (9ULSY) 147
I feel extreme sorrow for every woman who ever had an interaction with Hunter Biden representing himself as a man.
This creature is the lowliest of lowlife fucking douche nozzles to ever survive 10th grade. Joe Biden's legacy is Hunter Biden. Goddamn parasites! Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 01, 2024 12:32 PM (EEgXH) 148
139 That's the only reason? Because if it is, seems like if falls under "Cruel and Unusual". If it was me, I'd dress appropriately, and have the FIB add a charge of not "obeying a lawful order", just to see how a judge would react to it when the details were revealed.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 12:30 PM (ynpvh) He wore a suit and I see they handcuffed him Posted by: It's me donna at March 01, 2024 12:31 PM (Akjoo) Good man. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 12:32 PM (ynpvh) 149
Hunter Biden absolutely owned Republicans in his testimony. Hunter’s testimony only showed the tragedy of his experience with drugs, how far Republicans were willing to go to indulge conspiracy theories, and how trivial all Hunter’s business dealings were in comparison to something that really does deserve investigation: the $2 billion reward lavished on Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump.
Republicans spent a lot of the day repeating wild claims about Hunter’s business dealings and trying to get him to admit to at least some of the connections they have been alleging for months. That never happened. That single response [denial] by Hunter was never seriously challenged. Just like other never ending Republican investigations, Clinton blow job, Clinton Ben Gazi, Clinton emails, Tan suits, etc. these are meant only to puff up Republicans, smear opponents, and waste time and money (into the hundreds of millions)…….actual indictments, prosecutions and convictions are only a Democratic thing. No more “Garland is the greatest” here. He dithered for two years, now we’re looking at a rock-solid J6 case not getting heard till after the election! Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 01, 2024 12:33 PM (JCZqz) 150
Yet the prosecutor let Chung as well as Biden off the hook in also declining to press charges against her, explaining that he found plausible her account that she packed and kept the classified papers "by mistake, "even though she had prior government experience handling and identifying classified information and was told in a Jan. 3, 2017, National Security Council memo to be sure to remove "only unclassified personal records," and despite providing inconsistent answers to investigators.
----------- Boy, that Zen Hur is a real Rethigkikkkan UltraMAGAt Ken Starr! Posted by: ShainS -- Laken Riley (Business is business, and it's a murder most foul) at March 01, 2024 12:33 PM (pasPg) 151
141 just to see how a judge would react to it when the details were revealed.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 12:30 PM (ynpvh) ___ It's a DC judge. We all know how the judge would react. Posted by: Montec at March 01, 2024 12:31 PM (bWsRe) Short of a gag order, I hope he spread is far and wide if the judge dings him for it. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 12:33 PM (ynpvh) 152
Everything cool that I said, you wrecked it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 01, 2024 12:32 PM (GBKbO) ++++ Not at all. It's a decent enough framework. It's extremely cynical and on if not over the line into black pill territory, but I think it's a pretty good piece of shorthand. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2024 12:33 PM (HnUIn) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2024 12:33 PM (63Dwl) 154
149 Hunter Biden absolutely owned Republicans in his testimony. Hunter’s testimony only showed the tragedy of his experience with drugs, how far Republicans were willing to go to indulge conspiracy theories, and how trivial all Hunter’s business dealings were in comparison to something that really does deserve investigation: the $2 billion reward lavished on Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump.
Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissi ======== "I was a druggie and can't remember anything. Also, when I'm high as a kite, I spell like a dictionary." -It's a defense Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 01, 2024 12:34 PM (GBKbO) 155
And Hunter's sugar brother" Kevin Morris, is doing a documentary to portray Hunter as a hero and a victim of his dad's political enemies.
It's probably going to get an Academy Award. Posted by: redridinghood at March 01, 2024 12:34 PM (NpAcC) 156
No more “Garland is the greatest” here. He dithered for two years, now we’re looking at a rock-solid J6 case not getting heard till after the election!
Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 01, 2024 12:33 PM (JCZqz) Delusional... Solid Jan 6th case ? Posted by: It's me donna at March 01, 2024 12:34 PM (Akjoo) 157
actual indictments, prosecutions and convictions are only a Democratic thing.
Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 01, 2024 12:33 PM (JCZqz) ___ 100% true on this. Dems actually do things, Reps just talk a lot about maybe some day doing things. Posted by: Montec at March 01, 2024 12:34 PM (bWsRe) 158
Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 01, 2024 12:33 PM (JCZqz)
Even if the memo line of the checks to Joey said "Bribe", they wouldn't believe it. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 12:34 PM (ynpvh) 159
If the peasants don't have bread then let them go to Panera.
Posted by: ... at March 01, 2024 12:35 PM (9ULSY) 160
We deserve to lose our republic.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 01, 2024 12:35 PM (lC89q) 161
I know Hunter is a functioning POS, but that is one of the clearest, most impressively written high/drunk texts I've ever seen in my life.
Kudos to him. Also, kudos in texting someone "mistakenly" who then actually sends the money. Somewhere there's a Nigerian prince taking notes. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 01, 2024 12:35 PM (KbCG3) 162
That right there might make it vulnerable to court challenges depending on CA law. Technically, it violates the rational basis test but that has scant caselaw in federal courts.
Posted by: whig at March 01, 2024 12:32 PM (hKOIV) Fuck the court challenge. This is open and blatant. Start arresting people. Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2024 12:35 PM (W/lyH) 163
George W. Bush was rumored to have done coke when in the Air Guard.
Libs went apeshit. Hunter does all kinds of drugs and sells out the country for millions in the family bank accounts. Libs declare "POOR HUNTER. HE'S AN ADDICT and JUST NEEDS HELP!!!" Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2024 12:35 PM (IXZGh) 164
And Hunter's sugar brother" Kevin Morris, is doing a documentary to portray Hunter as a hero and a victim of his dad's political enemies.
It's probably going to get an Academy Award. Posted by: redridinghood at March 01, 2024 12:34 PM (NpAcC) ++++ Sugar daddy. "Sugar daddy" is a pejorative for a reason. It applies in their relationship whether they're fucking or not. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2024 12:35 PM (HnUIn) 165
152 Everything cool that I said, you wrecked it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 01, 2024 12:32 PM (GBKbO) ++++ Not at all. It's a decent enough framework. It's extremely cynical and on if not over the line into black pill territory, but I think it's a pretty good piece of shorthand. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2024 12:33 PM (HnUIn) ====== I was really hoping that the quote from Talladega Nights was longer and more easily identifiable. It wasn't, but I went with it anyway! Cynicism runs deep. I just hope I'm close enough to the SC border when NC decides to give up on trying to stop becoming NY of the South and just accept its fate. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 01, 2024 12:35 PM (GBKbO) 166
It's probably going to get an Academy Award.
Posted by: redridinghood ======= Like most Award winners today, no one will actually watch it. Posted by: whig at March 01, 2024 12:35 PM (hKOIV) 167
Is Lloyd Austin back mismanaging the Pentagon?
Where is Mayor Buttplug? And is Jimmy Carter still alive? Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2024 12:36 PM (ZsBko) 168
I was really hoping that the quote from Talladega Nights was longer and more easily identifiable. It wasn't, but I went with it anyway! ...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 01, 2024 12:35 PM (GBKbO) ++++ I missed it entirely. I've never seen that movie. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2024 12:36 PM (HnUIn) 169
++++
I missed it entirely. I've never seen that movie. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2024 12:36 PM (HnUIn) And your brain cells thank you for it. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2024 12:37 PM (IXZGh) 170
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 01, 2024 12:37 PM (eYF7X) 171
167 Is Lloyd Austin back mismanaging the Pentagon?
Where is Mayor Buttplug? And is Jimmy Carter still alive? Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2024 12:36 PM (ZsBko) Mismanaging his missing prostate being a buttplug to one of his buddies, no doubt Don't care Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 12:38 PM (ynpvh) 172
168 I was really hoping that the quote from Talladega Nights was longer and more easily identifiable. It wasn't, but I went with it anyway! ...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 01, 2024 12:35 PM (GBKbO) ++++ I missed it entirely. I've never seen that movie. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2024 12:36 PM (HnUIn) ====== I knew that I wouldn't have been able to ID it without context, and I rewatched it a few weeks ago. Still, I went with it, and here I am, continuing to explain it. I think that means that the joke landed. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 01, 2024 12:38 PM (GBKbO) 173
Nice rack on Nancy Mace.
I love the boots, too. Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 01, 2024 12:38 PM (ufFY8) 174
I think that means that the joke landed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 01, 2024 12:38 PM (GBKbO) ++++ Indeed. Jokes are only funny when you have to explain them! Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2024 12:38 PM (HnUIn) 175
LOUISVILLE, Ky. — A semi truck is hanging off the Second Street Bridge between southern Indiana and Louisville, Ky.
Both sides of the Clark Memorial Bridge is shut down, LMPD says. The truck dangling from the bridge appears to be a Sysco truck. https://tinyurl.com/y8fkshsk Posted by: redridinghood at March 01, 2024 12:39 PM (NpAcC) 176
They beauty of the Panera graft is that it's a twofer: Not only does Panera save money on high wages, it also makes them more competitive against their competition resulting in more sales.
It's almost "Shawshank" level graft. Posted by: WisRich at March 01, 2024 12:39 PM (G0vdT) Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 01, 2024 12:39 PM (eYF7X) 178
Nice rack on Nancy Mace.
I love the boots, too. Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 01, 2024 12:38 PM Someone should take her to the theater. I hear that's where all the cool dudes take women to play with their boobs. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2024 12:39 PM (IXZGh) Posted by: Red Jack at March 01, 2024 12:39 PM (2yu8s) 180
Indeed. Jokes are only funny when you have to explain them!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2024 12:38 PM (HnUIn) ————- I don’t get it. Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 01, 2024 12:39 PM (u73oe) 181
Greetings!
Whoever recommended the movie American fFiction thank you it was very good. Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 01, 2024 12:39 PM (MeG8a) 182
I was really hoping that the quote from Talladega Nights
Ricky Bobby right ? That was one of the most annoying movies I've ever seen.. It has that Elf actor in it right ? Posted by: It's me donna at March 01, 2024 12:40 PM (Akjoo) 183
Jokes are only funny when Amy Schumer repeats them.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2024 12:40 PM (ZsBko) 184
179 You wouldn't like me when I'm stoned.
https://tinyurl.com/4ptak3f7 2:18 minutes Posted by: Red Jack at March 01, 2024 12:39 PM (2yu8s) F'n EweToob wants me to sign in because it's MA-14. Really guys? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 12:40 PM (ynpvh) 185
There *are* three branches of government. Google, the CIA, and the media.
Posted by: ... at March 01, 2024 12:40 PM (9ULSY) 186
Indeed. Jokes are only funny when you have to explain them!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2024 12:38 PM (HnUIn) ————- I don’t get it. Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 01, 2024 12:39 PM (u73oe) IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IF YOU HAVE TO EXPLAIN THE JOKE, IT SUCKS AND YOU SHOULD BE GIVEN A SWIRLY FOR TELLING IT. Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 01, 2024 12:41 PM (IXZGh) 187
They beauty of the Panera graft is that it's a twofer: Not only does Panera save money on high wages, it also makes them more competitive against their competition resulting in more sales. ...
Posted by: WisRich at March 01, 2024 12:39 PM (G0vdT) ++++ It's a master class in corruption and cronyism. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2024 12:41 PM (HnUIn) 188
@82
>>involve his Loving Dad in the business deals. Look, there is enough public, private, direct and circumstantial evidence to roll up the entire Biden Crime Family, but instead we have to put up with the absurdities of James Biden getting a million dollar diamond from The CCP and claiming he threw it in the garbage, positing why minor aged Biden relatives have LLC's set up in their names that are getting multi-thousand dollar deposits in them from companies Hunter is allegedly working for. And yet, AND YET, Donald Trump is on the hook for half a billion dollars for some imaginary non-crime. Or 84 million dollars for having the temerity to insist he did not rape some nut job who can't even remember the date of this alleged rape within a decade range of time. Everything is absurd and broken beyond repair. Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 01, 2024 12:41 PM (JIdXK) 189
Both sides of the Clark Memorial Bridge is shut down, LMPD says. The truck dangling from the bridge appears to be a Sysco truck.
Food for thought. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 01, 2024 12:41 PM (BNkCC) 190
So that would be a "no" on consequences then.
Posted by: blaster at March 01, 2024 12:41 PM (IFNME) 191
Jokes are only funny when Amy Schumer repeats them.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 01, 2024 12:41 PM (9ULSY) 192
Ricky Bobby right ? That was one of the most annoying movies I've ever seen.. It has that Elf actor in it right ? Posted by: It's me donna at March 01, 2024 12:40 PM (Akjoo) Will Ferrell. The most overrated 'actor' in world history. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2024 12:41 PM (IXZGh) 193
Fuck the court challenge.
This is open and blatant. Start arresting people. Posted by: Diogenes ======== Everything now is open and blatant--Fani and Wade, Hunter and the Biden crime family, squalid political persecution through the court system, FBI agents testilying about everything, judges issuing rulings with no legal justifications at all, the torments of the Jan 6 political prisoners, etc. That is why the system will fail is because our supposed 'betters' simply cannot restrain their appetites. The Rassmussen survey indicated that the elites want more of this shit especially Ivy league grads. The common people are opposed. So, the historic way for the common people to get rid of the a corrupt aristocracy of grafters is to employ a dictator to eliminate or exile the current elites. Caesars do not rise in a vacuum. Posted by: whig at March 01, 2024 12:42 PM (hKOIV) 194
189 Both sides of the Clark Memorial Bridge is shut down, LMPD says. The truck dangling from the bridge appears to be a Sysco truck.
Food for thought. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 01, 2024 12:41 PM (BNkCC) I read LMPD as LimpD, Limp Dick. Might still apply... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 12:42 PM (ynpvh) 195
169 ++++
I missed it entirely. I've never seen that movie. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2024 12:36 PM (HnUIn) And your brain cells thank you for it. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2024 12:37 PM (IXZGh) I don't like Will Ferrel a whole lot, but I think that is the funniest Will Ferrel movie out there, and it's eminently quotable. Like when Cal says: "I like to picture Jesus in a Tuxedo T-shirt, 'cause it says, like, 'I wanna be formal, but I'm here to party, too.' I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party.... I like to think of Jesus like, with giant eagles' wings and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an Angel Band, and I'm in the front row, and I'm hammered drunk..." Posted by: Tom Servo at March 01, 2024 12:42 PM (i9ffA) 196
Nice rack on Nancy Mace.
I love the boots, too. -- She does have some big bazoombas. Guess I never noticed that before. Wonder if they're real, as she's pretty thin. Loved the boots too, but don't think they go with that kind of dress. Each separately though, look great. Posted by: Lady in Black at March 01, 2024 12:42 PM (mupln) 197
There *are* three branches of government. Google, the CIA, and the media.
Posted by: ... at March 01, 2024 12:40 PM (9ULSY) ---------------- And Gemini as their preferred messaging system Posted by: scampydog at March 01, 2024 12:42 PM (2bFN5) 198
This blonde in a skimpy garment that defies classification can't help but be sort of darkly impressed at the level of sleaze running through the Biden family:
http://tiny.cc/see4xz Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2024 12:42 PM (HnUIn) 199
192
Ricky Bobby right ? That was one of the most annoying movies I've ever seen.. It has that Elf actor in it right ? Posted by: It's me donna at March 01, 2024 12:40 PM (Akjoo) Will Ferrell. The most overrated 'actor' in world history. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2024 12:41 PM (IXZGh) I generally avoid movies with him or that other guy, Owen Wilson. I just don't like either of those actors. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 12:43 PM (ynpvh) 200
If you stop thinking there are two political parties involved in government some of this shit starts to make a bit more sense. They're all blowing smoke up your ass, pissing on your head and telling you it's just rain.
The only difference is in the delivery. Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 01, 2024 12:43 PM (Q4IgG) 201
115 seems like memory failings are a hereditary illness in this family.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 01, 2024 12:25 PM (B1FKF) For the Bidens, syphilis is hereditary, so this checks out. Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 01, 2024 12:43 PM (z+89e) Posted by: Hunter Biden, Sex Pest at March 01, 2024 12:43 PM (R/m4+) 203
Imagine Ivana Trump lying like that in a congressional hearing. Imagine anybody named Trump doing it.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 01, 2024 12:43 PM (KiBMU) 204
Ricky Bobby right ? That was one of the most annoying movies I've ever seen.. It has that Elf actor in it right ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 01, 2024 12:40 PM (Akjoo) Will Ferrell. The most overrated 'actor' in world history. Posted by: Sponge ======= He defines the Cigar Store Indian method of acting. Posted by: whig at March 01, 2024 12:44 PM (hKOIV) 205
I shit on Congress and especially Speaker Johnson.
Fuck All Y'all. Come at me Bro! Posted by: Hunter Biden, Sex Pest at March 01, 2024 12:43 PM (R/m4+) This is truth. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2024 12:44 PM (IXZGh) 206
The Biden Crime and Incest Family.
Posted by: wth at March 01, 2024 12:44 PM (v0R5T) 207
... That is why the system will fail is because our supposed 'betters' simply cannot restrain their appetites. The Rassmussen survey indicated that the elites want more of this shit especially Ivy league grads. The common people are opposed. So, the historic way for the common people to get rid of the a corrupt aristocracy of grafters is to employ a dictator to eliminate or exile the current elites. ...
Posted by: whig at March 01, 2024 12:42 PM (hKOIV) ++++ I am on the fence as to their motivations. I think big group of them know it, so are engaging in end-stage looting while the music's still playing. I also think that another big group of them don't (and can't) believe any of it, because they are so sure of their own brilliance and power that they can't possibly fail. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2024 12:44 PM (HnUIn) 208
Bush's daughters drank while underage and it was worse than the Lindbergh Baby and The Holocaust.
Posted by: ... at March 01, 2024 12:44 PM (9ULSY) 209
>>198 This blonde in a skimpy garment that defies classification can't help but be sort of darkly impressed at the level of sleaze running through the Biden family:
http://tiny.cc/see4xz Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) I'll be away for awhile. Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 01, 2024 12:44 PM (eYF7X) 210
Hunter really is living the dream, isn't he?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at March 01, 2024 12:45 PM (xcxpd) 211
Joe Biden is the Clodfather of the Biden Crime Family.
Posted by: buzzsawmonkey at March 01, 2024 12:45 PM (X+dDB) 212
204 Ricky Bobby right ? That was one of the most annoying movies I've ever seen.. It has that Elf actor in it right ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 01, 2024 12:40 PM (Akjoo) Will Ferrell. The most overrated 'actor' in world history. Posted by: Sponge ======= He defines the Cigar Store Indian method of acting. Posted by: whig at March 01, 2024 12:44 PM (hKOIV) Don't think Bill Clinton ever used one of those as a humidor... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 12:45 PM (ynpvh) 213
They are a marvel, aren't they? Why are their brains so...so defective and impervious? It's really a phenomenal thing to witness, actually.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 01, 2024 12:28 PM (mupln) Russel Brand talks about Zelensky in a way that I find disarming. There's a kindness to his viewpoint, seeing Zelensky as basically a guy who is in over his head, has been caught in between two superpowers arguing over his nation's killed and broken bodies. He thinks Z man was genuinely wanting the best for his people, but given how everyone else has treated this thing, he's powerless to stop it. So whatever grandstanding he does, it's kinda all he knows, putting on the tough guy act, hoping for something to go his way, and powerless to stop the slaughter, because it's not in the interests of the U.S. of A (and its lackeys in Europe) to stop it. Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2024 12:45 PM (dGCAG) 214
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Yet Trump's children are getting all tossed out of business in NY What a country Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2024 12:05 PM (NdrtD) ....... Can't have that criminal Ivanka selling perfume! Posted by: wth at March 01, 2024 12:45 PM (v0R5T) 215
Owen Wilson did a good job as the voice of Lightning McQueen.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 01, 2024 12:45 PM (9yWhg) 216
This blonde in a skimpy garment that defies classification can't help but be sort of darkly impressed at the level of sleaze running through the Biden family:
http://tiny.cc/see4xz Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) Free the nipple, thicc girl! Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at March 01, 2024 12:46 PM (xcxpd) 217
The transition to Cheney level traitor is complete.
Haley: Nominating Trump Means ‘Suicide for Our Country‘ Posted by: Montec at March 01, 2024 12:46 PM (bWsRe) 218
So all you have to do is say you were stoned or drunk and you no longer can be charged with anything ? Trump should call his legal team ASAP !
Posted by: It's me donna at March 01, 2024 12:46 PM (Akjoo) 219
Moments ago a TV newsreader said this during a live shot of a semi tractor-trailer dangling from a bridge over the Ohio River at
Louisville, KY - "That gravity is so powerful where that truck is." Good grief. Posted by: Gref at March 01, 2024 12:46 PM (5fDan) 220
214 17
Yet Trump's children are getting all tossed out of business in NY What a country Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2024 12:05 PM (NdrtD) ....... Can't have that criminal Ivanka selling perfume! Posted by: wth at March 01, 2024 12:45 PM (v0R5T) "Framed", the new fragrance by Ivanka Trump... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 12:46 PM (ynpvh) 221
215 Owen Wilson did a good job as the voice of Lightning McQueen.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 01, 2024 12:45 PM (9yWhg) I liked that movie. Lightning McQueen never wins a race in that movie... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 12:47 PM (ynpvh) 222
You know that Book that tells how bad things will get? Yeah, this seems like it could be the end of the beginning.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 01, 2024 12:03 PM (Angsy) Oddly enough, I spend most of my time reading Revelation. Posted by: InZona at March 01, 2024 12:47 PM (qz1Fg) 223
Was this Mannix girl here before? I think I remember her. Wearing something different though.
Posted by: Montec at March 01, 2024 12:47 PM (bWsRe) 224
Moments ago a TV newsreader said this during a live shot of a semi tractor-trailer dangling from a bridge over the Ohio River at
Louisville, KY - "That gravity is so powerful where that truck is." Good grief. Posted by: Gref at March 01, 2024 12:46 PM (5fDan) ++++ LOL. Don Lemonesque. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2024 12:47 PM (HnUIn) 225
Bush's daughters drank while underage and it was worse than the Lindbergh Baby and The Holocaust.
Posted by: ... at March 01, 2024 12:44 PM (9ULSY) What did the Lindbergh baby have to do with the Holocaust? I mean, the poor fella's dad was somewhat fond of the nazzies, but I wouldn't hold that against the kid. Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2024 12:47 PM (dGCAG) 226
217 The transition to Cheney level traitor is complete.
Haley: Nominating Trump Means ‘Suicide for Our Country‘ Posted by: Montec at March 01, 2024 12:46 PM (bWsRe) But Buydem is A-OK. Nimrata, go back to sniffing the crotches of your paymasters. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 12:47 PM (ynpvh) 227
"That gravity is so powerful where that truck is." Good grief. Posted by: Gref at March 01, 2024 12:46 PM (5fDan) That means they're close to finding the black hole that swallowed ML370!!!! Posted by: Don Lemon at March 01, 2024 12:48 PM (IXZGh) 228
@#220:
Why not market a "flagrance" instead of a "fragrance?" Posted by: buzzsawmonkey at March 01, 2024 12:48 PM (X+dDB) 229
"That gravity is so powerful where that truck is."
Good grief. Posted by: Gref at March 01, 2024 12:46 PM (5fDan) Heh. Not surprising. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 01, 2024 12:48 PM (R4t5M) 230
Afternoon Ace. Didn't read the whole transcript or above comments but did anyone ask Hunter what he did to earn this money? That would seem to be the key as I can't imagine a crack head whore monger has a lot of skills.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 01, 2024 12:48 PM (RMPpE) 231
219 Moments ago a TV newsreader said this during a live shot of a semi tractor-trailer dangling from a bridge over the Ohio River at
Louisville, KY - "That gravity is so powerful where that truck is." Good grief. Posted by: Gref at March 01, 2024 12:46 PM (5fDan) Must've been towing Neutronium. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 12:48 PM (ynpvh) Posted by: Montec at March 01, 2024 12:48 PM (bWsRe) 233
229 "That gravity is so powerful where that truck is."
Good grief. Posted by: Gref at March 01, 2024 12:46 PM (5fDan) Heh. Not surprising. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 01, 2024 12:48 PM (R4t5M) ======= Let's not be too harsh on the guy. There could be a singularity right there. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 01, 2024 12:48 PM (GBKbO) 234
I am on the fence as to their motivations.
I think big group of them know it, so are engaging in end-stage looting while the music's still playing. I also think that another big group of them don't (and can't) believe any of it, because they are so sure of their own brilliance and power that they can't possibly fail. Posted by: Joe Mannix ========= Going all the way back to Aristotle on Politics, corrupt aristocracies have the shortest duration of survival. Simply put, for common people, it is easier to submit to one tyrant than many. Right now, our ruling class is composed of rapacious, corrupt, and tyrannical monsters that seek all for them and nothing for those outside the magic circle. Even the inner city blacks are seeing that the aristos don't give a shit about them and their problems anymore nor even pretend to care about their lives. Posted by: whig at March 01, 2024 12:49 PM (hKOIV) 235
Must've been towing Neutronium. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 12:48 PM (ynpvh) What is it that the little black creature shits on Futurama...... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2024 12:49 PM (IXZGh) 236
Let's not be too harsh on the guy.
There could be a singularity right there. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 01, 2024 12:48 PM (GBKbO) ++++ A singularity of stupid. Contained entirely within his braincase. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2024 12:49 PM (HnUIn) 237
a father's love is very different that that of a square
Posted by: Kindltot at March 01, 2024 12:49 PM (D7oie) 238
Elf is awful, mostly because of Ferrell, but casting Ed Asner as Santa Claus should have been a hate crime.
Posted by: Hollywood Outsider at March 01, 2024 12:50 PM (V5BDR) 239
Right now, our ruling class is composed of rapacious, corrupt, and tyrannical monsters that seek all for them and nothing for those outside the magic circle. Even the inner city blacks are seeing that the aristos don't give a shit about them and their problems anymore nor even pretend to care about their lives.
Posted by: whig at March 01, 2024 12:49 PM (hKOIV) ++++ Yup. Mine is more of just speculation as to motivation. I think a lot of them know the score and are getting while the getting's good, and will be unsurprised when it finally blows up because they know it could have ended no other way. But that second speculative group, *they* are going to shocked. Really shocked. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2024 12:50 PM (HnUIn) 240
Ricky Bobby is a parody of southern redneck culture, but damn it does make me laugh a hell of a lot. Like when they stop when saying grace before a meal and argue about whether it's better to pray to Baby Jesus or Grown Up Jesus. And the scene where the family gets kicked out of the Denny's for, well just for being themselves.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 01, 2024 12:50 PM (i9ffA) 241
@#230 "Smell the Glove": I can't imagine a crack head whore monger has a lot of skills.
Hey, he's cute as the dick-ins... Posted by: buzzsawmonkey at March 01, 2024 12:50 PM (X+dDB) 242
So what's the consensus on the Fanni verdict:
A: Innocent, proceed with Trump trial. B: Guilty as hell, proceed with Trump trial post haste. Posted by: WisRich at March 01, 2024 12:50 PM (G0vdT) 243
Don't think Bill Clinton ever used one of those as a humidor...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) ====== Eeewww. Posted by: whig at March 01, 2024 12:50 PM (hKOIV) Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 01, 2024 12:50 PM (eYF7X) 245
Moments ago a TV newsreader said this during a live shot of a semi tractor-trailer dangling from a bridge over the Ohio River at
Louisville, KY - "That gravity is so powerful where that truck is." Good grief. Posted by: Gref Might be a black hole in that river. Posted by: Don Lemon at March 01, 2024 12:51 PM (wmeRK) 246
I think I will develop a gravity level app. Kind of like weather apps. This way no matter you are you can know how strong or weak gravity is around you.
Posted by: Montec at March 01, 2024 12:51 PM (bWsRe) 247
242 So what's the consensus on the Fanni verdict:
A: Innocent, proceed with Trump trial. B: Guilty as hell, proceed with Trump trial post haste. Posted by: WisRich ----------- Depends on whether the judge follows the law or follows the path of least resistance. Law is pretty clear--Fani and Wade should be disqualified. Posted by: whig at March 01, 2024 12:51 PM (hKOIV) 248
242 So what's the consensus on the Fanni verdict:
A: Innocent, proceed with Trump trial. B: Guilty as hell, proceed with Trump trial post haste. Posted by: WisRich B Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 01, 2024 12:51 PM (eYF7X) 249
Might be a black hole in that river.
Posted by: Don Lemon at March 01, 2024 12:51 PM (wmeRK) Stargate. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 01, 2024 12:52 PM (R4t5M) 250
245 Moments ago a TV newsreader said this during a live shot of a semi tractor-trailer dangling from a bridge over the Ohio River at
Louisville, KY - "That gravity is so powerful where that truck is." Good grief. Posted by: Gref Might be a black hole in that river. Posted by: Don Lemon at March 01, 2024 12:51 PM (wmeRK) Only if Don is swimming ass-up. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 12:52 PM (ynpvh) 251
Leading Report @LeadingReport 14h
BREAKING: Former President Trump wins in 2024 with a total of 312 Electoral votes, based on the latest Bloomberg poll. This electoral count lines up with a recent analysis from Decision Desk HQ, which would be the biggest number a GOP candidate has received since George H. W. Bush’s 1988 victory. Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 01, 2024 12:52 PM (2yu8s) 252
Chung, an old friend of Hunter Biden,
Hmm, in this particular case, I believe that she's just an "old friend". Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at March 01, 2024 12:52 PM (lg881) 253
242 So what's the consensus on the Fanni verdict:
A: Innocent, proceed with Trump trial. B: Guilty as hell, proceed with Trump trial post haste. Posted by: WisRich at March 01, 2024 12:50 PM (G0vdT) ======= Strong black woman facing down greatest threat to Our Democracy since Hitler invaded New Jersey at the head of a column of H-Bomb wielding libertarians. Innocent because of lived experiences, proceed with the star chamber. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 01, 2024 12:52 PM (GBKbO) 254
Hunter got two waivers to get in to the Naval Reserves as an officer 1) age, 2) admitted prior drug use. On day one given a drug test which he failed.
And he has failed upward ever since. Posted by: Cheri at March 01, 2024 12:52 PM (oiNtH) 255
a father's love is very different that that of a square
Posted by: Kindltot at March 01, 2024 12:49 PM (D7oie) --------------- There are no right angles involved? Posted by: ShainS -- Laken Riley (Business is business, and it's a murder most foul) at March 01, 2024 12:52 PM (a8NPw) 256
So Stacy Abrams was driving the truck?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 01, 2024 12:53 PM (9yWhg) Posted by: wth at March 01, 2024 12:53 PM (v0R5T) 258
253 242 So what's the consensus on the Fanni verdict:
A: Innocent, proceed with Trump trial. B: Guilty as hell, proceed with Trump trial post haste. Posted by: WisRich at March 01, 2024 12:50 PM (G0vdT) ======= Strong black woman facing down greatest threat to Our Democracy since Hitler invaded New Jersey at the head of a column of H-Bomb wielding libertarians. Innocent because of lived experiences, proceed with the star chamber. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 01, 2024 12:52 PM (GBKbO) Does a Stargate lead to the Star Chamber? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 12:53 PM (ynpvh) 259
Does a Stargate lead to the Star Chamber?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 12:53 PM (ynpvh) ++++ It's star chambers all the way down, so yes. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2024 12:53 PM (HnUIn) 260
But that second speculative group, *they* are going to shocked. Really shocked.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) ======== True believers even when lined up against the wall always utter "If Stronk Leader like Bull only knew". Posted by: whig at March 01, 2024 12:53 PM (hKOIV) 261
Owen Wilson did a good job as the voice of Lightning McQueen.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 01, 2024 12:45 PM (9yWhg) There are whole series of "AI" videos of movies trailers, in the style of Wes Anderson. So you get Star Wars and things like that, with Owen Wilson as Darth Vader, and every time I hear "wow" coming from a character like that it cracks me up, more than Hunter's crack cracks him up. Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2024 12:54 PM (dGCAG) 262
Anyone looting the Sysco truck yet?
Posted by: Could Use a Ham at March 01, 2024 12:54 PM (V5BDR) 263
258 Does a Stargate lead to the Star Chamber?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 12:53 PM (ynpvh) ======= According to Budge, it's Door to Heaven. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 01, 2024 12:54 PM (GBKbO) 264
a father's love is very different that that of a square
Posted by: Kindltot at March 01, 2024 12:49 PM (D7oie) ------------ The Hunter Principle is the new Peter Principle. Posted by: ShainS -- Laken Riley (Business is business, and it's a murder most foul) at March 01, 2024 12:54 PM (a8NPw) 265
What is it that the little black creature shits on Futurama......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2024 12:49 PM (IXZGh) ---- "Dark matter." An ultra-dense energy source analogous to "oil." Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 01, 2024 12:54 PM (7fElN) 266
Haiti has a warlord named Barbecue.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 01, 2024 12:54 PM (R4t5M) Posted by: wth at March 01, 2024 12:54 PM (v0R5T) 268
#105 #251 BTW, VA 13 seats for the Dims but I guess it won't matter.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 01, 2024 12:55 PM (2yu8s) 269
The Hunter Principle is the new Peter Principle.
Posted by: ShainS - ========== Grotesque, cruel and funny. Meets AOS community standards review. Posted by: whig at March 01, 2024 12:55 PM (hKOIV) 270
That's PRINCE Biden, deplorables.
Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 01, 2024 12:56 PM (Yui9f) 271
pi]266 Haiti has a warlord named Barbecue.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer Neighbor has a cow named Brisket. I understand it's off to freezer camp this summer. Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 01, 2024 12:56 PM (eYF7X) 272
245 Moments ago a TV newsreader said this during a live shot of a semi tractor-trailer dangling from a bridge over the Ohio River at
Louisville, KY - "That gravity is so powerful where that truck is." Good grief. Posted by: Gref --- There was an episode of Marvel's Agents of SHIELD where a semi is overturned by judicious application of "gravitonium" - a theoretical substance that affects gravity in a localized area. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 01, 2024 12:56 PM (7fElN) 273
Depends on whether the judge follows the law or follows the path of least resistance. Law is pretty clear--Fani and Wade should be disqualified.
Posted by: whig That Bradley dude should lose his law license. If you are going to take the stand and lie your ass off, you better be good at it and he was an abysmal failure. Oh, dang! as he's looking at the text between him and Merchant. If you tell the truth, you don't have to have a good memory Posted by: Cheri at March 01, 2024 12:57 PM (oiNtH) 274
A black woman invented Stargate travel in the 12th century congo.
Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 01, 2024 12:57 PM (Yui9f) 275
161 I know Hunter is a functioning POS, but that is one of the clearest, most impressively written high/drunk texts I've ever seen in my life.
Kudos to him. Also, kudos in texting someone "mistakenly" who then actually sends the money. Somewhere there's a Nigerian prince taking notes. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 01, 2024 12:35 PM (KbCG3) Someone should tell the Chinese business man that hunter was lying to them. Perhaps there us a NY AG who can bring up hunter on misrepresenting himself and bilking innocent Chinese business men outta there hard earned moolah. Lol I crack me up Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 01, 2024 12:58 PM (OiAR7) 276
Anyone looting the Sysco truck yet?
Posted by: Could Use a Ham A few. The rest are still at the Food King. Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 01, 2024 12:58 PM (wmeRK) 277
Haiti has a warlord named Barbecue.
-- CEASE AND DESIST!!! - Diamond Fox White Cobra wealthy crazy woman Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 01, 2024 12:58 PM (Yui9f) 278
There's a certain thing that I call "lib humor" which is like listening to a foreign language that was invented by aliens four seconds ago and was intended mostly to be irritating. It actually makes my skin crawl. You know what I mean if you ever put on Colbert or whatever. There's a feeling that goes with it that makes me want to roll my eyes so far back in my head they vomit hundreds more little eyes and then they all look at each other and die. Does anyone know the kind of humor I mean? It permeates so much now. Posted by: ... at March 01, 2024 12:58 PM (9ULSY) 279
They beauty of the Panera graft is that it's a twofer: Not only does Panera save money on high wages, it also makes them more competitive against their competition resulting in more sales.
It's almost "Shawshank" level graft. Posted by: WisRich True. But if you're working at Panera, do you leave for higher paying fast food/"restaurant " type work? Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 01, 2024 12:58 PM (FxH7T) 280
274 A black woman invented Stargate travel in the 12th century congo.
Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 01, 2024 12:57 PM (Yui9f) Let me guess...pegging? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 12:58 PM (ynpvh) 281
Yet the prosecutor let Chung as well as Biden off the hook in also declining to press charges against her, explaining that he found plausible her account that she packed and kept the classified papers "by mistake, "even though she had prior government experience handling and identifying classified information and was told in a Jan. 3, 2017, National Security Council memo to be sure to remove "only unclassified personal records," and despite providing inconsistent answers to investigators.
----- This is pure bullshit. I've worked 40+ years in classified labs. When i get a new office i personallu clear that environment to ensure the previous occupant didn't leave 'working papers' in the drawers, or interleaved in any notebooks they left behind. I have found classified each and ecery time. Posted by: BifBewalski at March 01, 2024 12:58 PM (MsrgL) 282
279 True. But if you're working at Panera, do you leave for higher paying fast food/"restaurant " type work?
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 01, 2024 12:58 PM (FxH7T) ====== Are they hiring? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 01, 2024 12:58 PM (GBKbO) 283
Morning.
Posted by: Robert at March 01, 2024 12:58 PM (akSzX) 284
Speaking of Panera: The Story of Late Capitalism as Told Through Panera Bread. It used to make on-site sourdough. Now, the private-equity-owned chain is better known for its (allegedly) killer lemonade.
I'll spare everyone the enormous article and summarize: Panera was different at first, then was bought up in various mergers, experimented with various progressive ideas (pay as you're able in distressed neighborhoods), then gave up and pretended to be conscientious while shifting goals to the almighty dollar. Outrageous. Posted by: Intercepted The Nation Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 01, 2024 12:59 PM (JCZqz) 285
Baker himself says it was because he suspects they wanted to slap him in an orange jumpsuit immediately for court. Posted by: American Hawkman at March 01, 2024 12:29 PM (skAOD) Nah. They're gonna put him in gen pop while in shorts and sandals because they're setting him up for some prison rape. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 01, 2024 12:59 PM (n+4am) 286
Wait, so subway bakes their bread on-site, right?
Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 01, 2024 12:59 PM (Yui9f) 287
Futurism: Microsoft Says Copilot's Alternate Personality as a Godlike and Vengeful AGI Is an "Exploit, Not a Feature"
https://tinyurl.com/yhjvr99x The future is not turning out as I hoped it would. Posted by: Robert at March 01, 2024 12:59 PM (akSzX) 288
They beauty of the Panera graft is that it's a twofer: Not only does Panera save money on high wages, it also makes them more competitive against their competition resulting in more sales.
It's almost "Shawshank" level graft. Posted by: WisRich True. But if you're working at Panera, do you leave for higher paying fast food/"restaurant " type work? Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 01, 2024 12:58 PM (FxH7T) *** The competition will eventually fail and close. They cannot make a profit. Result: A State sponsored Panera monopoly Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2024 01:00 PM (W/lyH) 289
286 Wait, so subway bakes their bread on-site, right?
Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 01, 2024 12:59 PM (Yui9f) ====== It's frozen dough that gets proofed and baked on site. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 01, 2024 01:00 PM (GBKbO) 290
I dont care nohows what dat judge be durrin. He best be hurrying his ass up as I bees wanting sum lunch.
I wants my fried chicken and wallermelon and I wants it rhat now. Posted by: Fani Willis, Illiterate and Ignorant at March 01, 2024 01:00 PM (R/m4+) 291
NY AG James
@NewYorkStateAG My message to kick off #WomensHistoryMonth: https://tinyurl.com/bdh49xru Posted by: redridinghood at March 01, 2024 01:00 PM (NpAcC) 292
I'll spare everyone the enormous article and summarize: Panera was different at first, then was bought up in various mergers, experimented with various progressive ideas (pay as you're able in distressed neighborhoods), then gave up and pretended to be conscientious while shifting goals to the almighty dollar. Outrageous. Posted by: Intercepted The Nation Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 01, 2024 12:59 PM (JCZqz) Some of the worst gas I've ever had came after eating at Panera. Never again. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2024 01:00 PM (IXZGh) 293
I think she could be removed from her case and replaced if that's a possible outcome but that's all.
Posted by: ... at March 01, 2024 01:00 PM (9ULSY) 294
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
NEW: Blaze Media Investigative Journalist Steve Baker has been taken into FBI custody for his J6 reporting, media company says https://tinyurl.com/47v6z439 30 seconds; two black FIBs and handcuffed Baker in a dress shirt [no tie] and dark pants, not seminude wearing flipflops; at least they didn't 'accidentally' smash his head into the door-frame, entering the car. Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 01, 2024 01:00 PM (2yu8s) 295
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The competition will eventually fail and close. They cannot make a profit. Result: A State sponsored Panera monopoly Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2024 01:00 PM (W/lyH) ====== I thought Taco Bell won the franchise wars. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 01, 2024 01:00 PM (GBKbO) 296
It's almost "Shawshank" level graft. Posted by: WisRich True. But if you're working at Panera, do you leave for higher paying fast food/"restaurant " type work? Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 01, 2024 12:58 PM (FxH7T ---------- Ahhh, good point. Are they smart enough to figure that out. We'll see. Posted by: WisRich at March 01, 2024 01:01 PM (G0vdT) 297
Panera was different at first, then was bought up in various mergers, experimented with various progressive ideas (pay as you're able in distressed neighborhoods),
- hahahaha, a Panera in a "distressed neighborhood" is hilarious. I'm guessing there was not a single Panera that implemented that program and it was all vaporware strictly to try and score social justice points. Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 01, 2024 01:01 PM (Yui9f) 298
There was an episode of Marvel's Agents of SHIELD where a semi is overturned by judicious application of "gravitonium" - a theoretical substance that affects gravity in a localized area.
So we're living in a crappy Marvel comic? Sure, why not? Makes at least as much sense as any other explanation. Posted by: Oddbob at March 01, 2024 01:01 PM (sNc8Y) 299
There was an episode of Marvel's Agents of SHIELD where a semi is overturned by judicious application of "gravitonium" - a theoretical substance that affects gravity in a localized area.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 01, 2024 12:56 PM (7fElN) I watched more than a couple seasons of that show, not sure how many, but it just kept getting more convoluted, and the Grrrrrl Power stench was all over it. They turned the one white male "good guy" into a bad guy, and the main guy... I forget his name, and I don't care anymore, he was supernatural in some way, and the storyline of his was getting out of control too. Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2024 01:01 PM (dGCAG) 300
I thought Taco Bell won the franchise wars.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 01, 2024 01:00 PM (GBKbO) ------------ LOL. Posted by: WisRich at March 01, 2024 01:02 PM (G0vdT) 301
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I thought Taco Bell won the franchise wars. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 01, 2024 01:00 PM (GBKbO) "What the f*ck is up with the 3 shells?" Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2024 01:02 PM (IXZGh) 302
Futurism: MAN RUNNING AI-POWERED PORN SITE HORRIFIED BY WHAT USERS ARE ASKING FOR
https://tinyurl.com/uvwsw4by I'm afraid to find out what the Hord's kinks are. Via Instapundit. Posted by: Robert at March 01, 2024 01:02 PM (akSzX) 303
Speaking of Panera: The Story of Late Capitalism as Told Through Panera Bread. It used to make on-site sourdough. Now, the private-equity-owned chain is better known for its (allegedly) killer lemonade. ...
Posted by: Intercepted The Nation Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 01, 2024 12:59 PM (JCZqz) ++++ I just love this "late capitalism" crap. No, it's a growth-based business that approached its limits of growth and then, rather than reassessing or adapting its business model it determined that corruption was easier and found that its partners in crime in an all-powerful single-party state were enthusiastic about helpinf them with the transition. It's called "fascism." There's already a word for it. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2024 01:02 PM (HnUIn) 304
Panera is catering sow's ear food dressed up in a silk purse. It's unreal they get away with it.
Posted by: ... at March 01, 2024 01:03 PM (9ULSY) 305
I thought Taco Bell won the franchise wars.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 01, 2024 01:00 PM (GBKbO) Did they ever figure out what was in the "meat?" Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2024 01:03 PM (W/lyH) 306
295 288
The competition will eventually fail and close. They cannot make a profit. Result: A State sponsored Panera monopoly Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2024 01:00 PM (W/lyH) ====== I thought Taco Bell won the franchise wars. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 01, 2024 01:00 PM (GBKbO) Maybe not until 2032... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 01:03 PM (ynpvh) 307
Seems to me that there are a lot of lefties under oath these days that say they lie in text messages all day long and that they are telling the truth under oath that the plain words of the texts don't mean what they say.
And nobody bats an eye in the press. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 01, 2024 01:03 PM (OiAR7) 308
Leading Report @LeadingReport 14h
BREAKING: Former President Trump wins in 2024 with a total of 312 Electoral votes, based on the latest Bloomberg poll. This electoral count lines up with a recent analysis from Decision Desk HQ, which would be the biggest number a GOP candidate has received since George H. W. Bush’s 1988 victory. Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 01, 2024 12:52 PM (2yu8s) ------------- "It's gonna be another Red Wave! Don't even bother to vote, all you Christo-Fascists who believe in God-Given or Natural Rights ..." Posted by: ShainS -- Laken Riley (Business is business, and it's a murder most foul) at March 01, 2024 01:03 PM (a8NPw) 309
Taco Bell certainly won the race.
Posted by: Eromero at March 01, 2024 01:04 PM (3CDeB) 310
297 Panera was different at first, then was bought up in various mergers, experimented with various progressive ideas (pay as you're able in distressed neighborhoods),
- hahahaha, a Panera in a "distressed neighborhood" is hilarious. I'm guessing there was not a single Panera that implemented that program and it was all vaporware strictly to try and score social justice points. Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 01, 2024 01:01 PM (Yui9f) Panera ain't inexpensive. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 01:04 PM (ynpvh) 311
303 I just love this "late capitalism" crap.
No, it's a growth-based business that approached its limits of growth and then, rather than reassessing or adapting its business model it determined that corruption was easier and found that its partners in crime in an all-powerful single-party state were enthusiastic about helpinf them with the transition. It's called "fascism." There's already a word for it. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2024 01:02 PM (HnUIn) ====== Late stage capitalism is where government has become so intrusive in every stage of the economic process that businesses have to sell things at high prices in order to survive. This is, of course, the fault of capitalism and not the decades of governmental interference that made cars, food, houses, medical care, and energy far more expensive while also degrading the purchasing power of the currency. Nope. It's capitalism. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 01, 2024 01:04 PM (GBKbO) 312
There is one great thing about Panera, unmatched by any other "fast casual" restaurant in my experience, and in rarefied air in terms of restaurants more generally.
It's a great spot for bird watching. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2024 01:04 PM (HnUIn) 313
I'll check to see if someone else has asked, but:
Huntie has been told he will be pardoned for all federal crimes he's committed his entire life the day after election day, whether his corrupt rapist father "wins" or loses. If Biden loses wouldn't that decrease the chance of pardon? Posted by: m at March 01, 2024 01:04 PM (o3SCB) 314
293 I think she could be removed from her case and replaced if that's a possible outcome but that's all.
Posted by: ... =========== Bit more than that. If she is disqualified, then the entire Fulton County DA office is disqualified from the case and the Georgia Council of Prosecutors selects a new special prosecutor from DAs from other districts. It also creates problems for the grand jury convened by Fani and may well mean that the new DA would have to start from scratch. It would certainly boot the case into after the election in that case. Posted by: whig at March 01, 2024 01:04 PM (hKOIV) 315
Hunter: We were on our way to the bingo parlor down at the YMCA. Somehow the directions got all fouled up there and one thing led to another…
Posted by: Duke Lowell We got Trouble Right here in River City That starts with T And rhymes with C And that C it stands for Crack Huh? Posted by: The Music Man at March 01, 2024 01:04 PM (vcOmj) 316
301 ======
I thought Taco Bell won the franchise wars. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 01, 2024 01:00 PM (GBKbO) "What the f*ck is up with the 3 shells?" Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2024 01:02 PM (IXZGh) One for each hole? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 01:04 PM (ynpvh) 317
If Biden loses wouldn't that decrease the chance of pardon? Posted by: m at March 01, 2024 01:04 PM (o3SCB) He'll still have till Jan 20 to do whatever the f*ck he wants. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2024 01:05 PM (IXZGh) 318
Futurism: MAN RUNNING AI-POWERED PORN SITE HORRIFIED BY WHAT USERS ARE ASKING FOR
https://tinyurl.com/uvwsw4by I asked it for photos of Mike Luntz bent over in a speedo spreading his cheeks. The system permanently banned me. Posted by: David French at March 01, 2024 01:05 PM (eYF7X) 319
Seems to me that there are a lot of lefties under oath these days that say they lie in text messages all day long and that they are telling the truth under oath that the plain words of the texts don't mean what they say.
And nobody bats an eye in the press. -- They just passed a $1.7T omnibus spending bill without meeting the constitutional requirements of a quorum, and the money is gone and they'll just laugh because they not only got away with it but established a precedent. We're firmly in the "men, not laws" stage of things. Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 01, 2024 01:05 PM (Yui9f) 320
#294 Unfortunately, unrelated:
BNO News @BNONews 20h BREAKING: Man opens fire while being served papers at Independence, MO home, killing 1 police officer and 1 process server. Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 01, 2024 01:05 PM (2yu8s) 321
302 Futurism: MAN RUNNING AI-POWERED PORN SITE HORRIFIED BY WHAT USERS ARE ASKING FOR
https://tinyurl.com/uvwsw4by I'm afraid to find out what the Hord's kinks are. Via Instapundit. Posted by: Robert at March 01, 2024 01:02 PM (akSzX) He just doesn't know the rules of the internet, does he? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 01:05 PM (ynpvh) Posted by: Demolition Man reference at March 01, 2024 01:05 PM (JCZqz) 323
Futurism: Actor at Willy Wonka Disaster Says Even the Script Was AI-Generated
"The Unknown is an evil chocolate maker who lives in the walls." https://tinyurl.com/yjkn8dnn Who could have ever predicted AI would be born schizophrenic? Posted by: Robert at March 01, 2024 01:05 PM (akSzX) 324
hahahaha, a Panera in a "distressed neighborhood" is hilarious.
I'm guessing there was not a single Panera that implemented that program and it was all vaporware strictly to try and score social justice points. Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 01, 2024 01:01 PM (Yui9f) I don't know where the name Panera came from, but once upon a time they were St. Louis Bread Co. We used to just call them Breadco, and there were a few stores around that were not the best areas. I've spent so much time in various Breadcos over the years, I SHOULD own stock in the company. We have one out here, where I am now. Been there once. It's just meh these days. Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2024 01:05 PM (dGCAG) 325
It's frozen dough that gets proofed and baked on site. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 01, 2024 01:00 PM (GBKbO) most places that "bake their own bread" do that, including your local supermarket, Costco etc. At least, that's what I remember. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 01, 2024 01:06 PM (n+4am) 326
What's more likely to lead to a breakdown by Joey--pressure on the son he loves so much or talk about
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 01, 2024 01:06 PM (xcrUy) 327
> "That gravity is so powerful where that truck is."
Wut? I've heard people jokingly say of heavy things, "Yep, it's got a lot of gravity in it." But if the reporter is trying to say the truck's heavy, they got the phrase badly wrong. Posted by: bonhomme at March 01, 2024 01:06 PM (6OrcJ) 328
The competition will eventually fail and close. They cannot make a profit.
Result: A State sponsored Panera monopoly Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2024 01:00 PM (W/lyH) ....... Bread lines. Posted by: wth at March 01, 2024 01:06 PM (v0R5T) 329
Panera is catering sow's ear food dressed up in a silk purse. It's unreal they get away with it.
Posted by: ... at March 01, 2024 01:03 PM (9ULSY) Most ghetto denizens don't cook or even know where food comes from or how and they don't care either. Savages will eat anything a place like Panera cooks up and think it's manna from Heaven. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 01, 2024 01:07 PM (R/m4+) 330
Late stage capitalism is where government has become so intrusive in every stage of the economic process that businesses have to sell things at high prices in order to survive. This is, of course, the fault of capitalism and not the decades of governmental interference that made cars, food, houses, medical care, and energy far more expensive while also degrading the purchasing power of the currency.
Nope. It's capitalism. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 01, 2024 01:04 PM (GBKbO) No, that is like saying that "late stage property rights" is the state compelling property owners to "share" the property with the homeless, squatters, illegals and relatives of bureaucrats who administer the law about property rights. It ain't property rights at all, no matter what you call it. Posted by: Kindltot at March 01, 2024 01:07 PM (D7oie) 331
It would certainly boot the case into after the election in that case.
Posted by: whig at March 01, 2024 01:04 PM (hKOIV) I think they might be in a sticky situation with it and would be willing to do that to keep him on trial without the bad press. Just a hunch. Posted by: ... at March 01, 2024 01:07 PM (9ULSY) 332
322 Did they ever figure out what was in the "meat?"
Posted by: Diogenes Esta carne es de rata. Posted by: Demolition Man reference at March 01, 2024 01:05 PM (JCZqz) There's a joke about a chinese man selling meat: "Carne de Lata! Carne de Lata!" (canned meat) Turns out he couldn't pronounce the "R". Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 01:07 PM (ynpvh) 333
I assume that if you name yourself St Louis ______ Company then you're contractually obligated to only put stores in violent sh*thole parts of town.
Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 01, 2024 01:07 PM (Yui9f) 334
Seems to me that there are a lot of lefties under oath these days that say they lie in text messages all day long and that they are telling the truth under oath that the plain words of the texts don't mean what they say.
And nobody bats an eye in the press. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 01, 2024 01:03 PM (OiAR7) -------------- We're in the "Universal Deceit is not only expected but demanded" stage of The Great Leap Backward. Posted by: ShainS -- Laken Riley (Business is business, and it's a murder most foul) at March 01, 2024 01:07 PM (5fPWA) 335
That's PRINCE Biden, deplorables.
Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right Yes, Hunter Caligula has made a few mistakes. But who hasn't? Tiberius Biden is senile and has lost his mind, but doing a great job as Emperor of the Empire. Posted by: Claudius Minimus at March 01, 2024 01:07 PM (vcOmj) 336
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most places that "bake their own bread" do that, including your local supermarket, Costco etc. At least, that's what I remember. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 01, 2024 01:06 PM (n+4am) ====== Wouldn't surprise me. I presume that the industrial process of mixing ingredients at scale is far more efficient than getting one guy in every store to show up at 3 in the morning to start mixing things together in a bowl. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 01, 2024 01:07 PM (GBKbO) 337
When I hear Taco Bell I think of Sandra Bullock in heels and a bikini.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 01, 2024 01:07 PM (eYF7X) 338
Y'all are talking about Taco Bell so much - somewhere qdpsteve's ears are burning
Posted by: Doof at March 01, 2024 01:08 PM (eNASR) 339
True. But if you're working at Panera, do you leave for higher paying fast food/"restaurant " type work?
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 01, 2024 12:58 PM (FxH7T ---------- Ahhh, good point. Are they smart enough to figure that out. We'll see. Posted by: WisRich An ad campaign from the competition would be fun...maybe this is how the fast food wars started. Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 01, 2024 01:08 PM (wmeRK) 340
The only race Taco Bell wins is the race to the toilet.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 01, 2024 01:08 PM (lTGtQ) 341
AI pron will probably be snuff pron with a little cadaver action then the cannibal kink.
Posted by: Eromero at March 01, 2024 01:08 PM (3CDeB) 342
330 No, that is like saying that "late stage property rights" is the state compelling property owners to "share" the property with the homeless, squatters, illegals and relatives of bureaucrats who administer the law about property rights.
It ain't property rights at all, no matter what you call it. Posted by: Kindltot at March 01, 2024 01:07 PM (D7oie) ====== I guess my antagonistic tone against the definition was missed. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 01, 2024 01:08 PM (GBKbO) 343
Nood
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 01, 2024 01:08 PM (u73oe) 344
"most places that "bake their own bread" do that, including your local supermarket"
I'm the guy who loiters at the day-old bakery shelf, waiting for today's restock. Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 01, 2024 01:08 PM (MvF+J) 345
317 If Biden loses wouldn't that decrease the chance of pardon?
Posted by: m at March 01, 2024 01:04 PM (o3SCB) He'll still have till Jan 20 to do whatever the f*ck he wants. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2024 01:05 PM (IXZGh) But then: after Jan 20? Posted by: m at March 01, 2024 01:08 PM (o3SCB) 346
They just passed a $1.7T omnibus spending bill without meeting the constitutional requirements of a quorum, and the money is gone and they'll just laugh because they not only got away with it but established a precedent.
We're firmly in the "men, not laws" stage of things. Posted by: Nikki Haley's ======= What you see is late stage looting of the country by the elites. I think at least some of the desires to eliminate 90 percent of the world pop is that these elites fear retribution, death, and being stripped of wealth for their rule. Posted by: whig at March 01, 2024 01:08 PM (hKOIV) 347
If Biden loses wouldn't that decrease the chance of pardon?
Posted by: m Why? He won't care if he's leaving office. Normally, he might wait a bit if he wins reelection, but he could realistically die any day, so he won't wait. The media will give him cover, and at that point, he's untouchable anyway. Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 01, 2024 01:08 PM (JCZqz) 348
BNO News @BNONews 20h
BREAKING: Man opens fire while being served papers at Independence, MO home, killing 1 police officer and 1 process server. Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 01, 2024 01:05 PM (2yu8s) Should've sent more process servers. No, that's not nice, scratch that. I remember my experience being served, in my divorce nonsense. The lady who served the papers was nice. We chatted for about an hour, she told me about her troubles with a nut for a spouse. Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2024 01:09 PM (dGCAG) 349
340 The only race Taco Bell wins is the race to the toilet.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 01, 2024 01:08 PM (lTGtQ) Apt description of the border... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 01:09 PM (ynpvh) 350
> "What the f*ck is up with the 3 shells?"
The writer clarified. Two shells to pinch off danglers. One to scrape. Yep, it's disgusting. Posted by: bonhomme at March 01, 2024 01:09 PM (6OrcJ) 351
AB 1228: “Fast food restaurant” shall not include an establishment that operates a bakery that produces for sale on the establishment’s premises bread
- I mean, that's pretty dang clear that Subway is exempt. If they want to argue that ingredients for baking the bread is somehow different than ingredients for baking the bread I guess they could, but it seems like baking bread on site is very black and white there. Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 01, 2024 01:09 PM (Yui9f) 352
But then: after Jan 20?
Posted by: m ====== Nada. No power at all to pardon after noon EST on Jan 20. Also if he dies before now and then. A dead president can issue no pardons. Posted by: whig at March 01, 2024 01:09 PM (hKOIV) 353
347 If Biden loses wouldn't that decrease the chance of pardon?
Posted by: m Why? He won't care if he's leaving office. Normally, he might wait a bit if he wins reelection, but he could realistically die any day, so he won't wait. The media will give him cover, and at that point, he's untouchable anyway. Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 01, 2024 01:08 PM (JCZqz) Oh. Thanks. Posted by: m at March 01, 2024 01:10 PM (o3SCB) 354
>>> 336
====== Wouldn't surprise me. I presume that the industrial process of mixing ingredients at scale is far more efficient than getting one guy in every store to show up at 3 in the morning to start mixing things together in a bowl. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 01, 2024 01:07 PM (GBKbO) Fck you. Posted by: Dunkin Donuts Donut Time Guy at March 01, 2024 01:10 PM (llON8) 355
"Nancy Mace called his testilying "defiant" and "dishonest.""
Yeah.... and? Time was, perjury and lying in court were punishable offenses. Now? They're all the rage! The offspring from a serial liar, plagiarist, pederast, and self-soiling sideshow act really did fall that far from the weak branch.... Posted by: Pinochet Air Flight Attendant at March 01, 2024 01:10 PM (zL/eJ) 356
If Biden loses wouldn't that decrease the chance of pardon?
Posted by: m at March 01, 2024 01:04 PM (o3SCB) I wonder what would happen if afterwards it would be shown that Joey was completely mentally incompetent when he supposedly "issued" the pardon, would that invalidate it, or would it be judged like the intent was valid even though it was impossible for it to have been performed? Posted by: Kindltot at March 01, 2024 01:10 PM (D7oie) 357
352 But then: after Jan 20?
Posted by: m ====== Nada. No power at all to pardon after noon EST on Jan 20. Also if he dies before now and then. A dead president can issue no pardons. Posted by: whig at March 01, 2024 01:09 PM (hKOIV) I'm gonna have to map this out! Posted by: m at March 01, 2024 01:11 PM (o3SCB) 358
341 AI pron will probably be snuff pron with a little cadaver action then the cannibal kink.
Posted by: Eromero at March 01, 2024 01:08 PM (3CDeB) https://youtu.be/Rw2kHhrZaUY&t=27s Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 01:11 PM (ynpvh) 359
I guess my antagonistic tone against the definition was missed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 01, 2024 01:08 PM (GBKbO) nah, I can't tell what I think anymore. Posted by: Kindltot at March 01, 2024 01:11 PM (D7oie) 360
356 If Biden loses wouldn't that decrease the chance of pardon?
Posted by: m at March 01, 2024 01:04 PM (o3SCB) I wonder what would happen if afterwards it would be shown that Joey was completely mentally incompetent when he supposedly "issued" the pardon, would that invalidate it, or would it be judged like the intent was valid even though it was impossible for it to have been performed? Posted by: Kindltot at March 01, 2024 01:10 PM (D7oie) Good one. Posted by: m at March 01, 2024 01:11 PM (o3SCB) 361
"...characterized Biden's demeanor as "defiant" and "dishonest," highlighting that his statements clashed with those of other witnesses interviewed by the oversight committee."
C'mon, man. That's the Biden family way. They're not high I.Q. individuals; they've largely married into &/or 'fell into' some degree of fortune through placement &/or scheming by mysterious forces. They clown & attack 'obstacles' having had decades of coaching (i.e., Joe Slade White) & remarry at the UN. They're really 'common,' much like (Irish/English) Travelers that have finally settled. They appear to believe they're immune to the law (w/some evidence its been so) & they're devious, cruel, and disrespectful, among other characteristics, because they've always depended on there being someone, some group(s) to protect them. They realized (or, rather, it was introduced to them through political connections, both MA & PA, maybe NJ) every other candidate for office had nepotism &/or dynasty on their side, and so hey were created for the broadest appeal to that middle class, then the right timing & placement. Go back decades to answer who or what, and specifically why? Posted by: L - We're done for now. We just don't have the guts to turn off the lights on the show at March 01, 2024 01:12 PM (GshMh) 362
I wonder what would happen if afterwards it would be shown that Joey was completely mentally incompetent when he supposedly "issued" the pardon, would that invalidate it, or would it be judged like the intent was valid even though it was impossible for it to have been performed?
Posted by: Kindltot ======== My guess is that the pardon would stand. The idea at least is that it is a check against government injustice so the stds are relatively lenient on exercising that power. Then there is the whole standing issue of being able to object to a pardon in the first place. Posted by: whig at March 01, 2024 01:12 PM (hKOIV) 363
At this very moment Hunter is doing a line.
Posted by: eleven at March 01, 2024 01:14 PM (iziT8) 364
He's a Democrat so it would stand on that alone. But even so I don't see how it wouldn't.
Posted by: ... at March 01, 2024 01:15 PM (9ULSY) Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 01, 2024 01:18 PM (8eBMp) 366
I wonder what would happen if afterwards it would be shown that Joey was completely mentally incompetent when he supposedly "issued" the pardon, would that invalidate it, or would it be judged like the intent was valid even though it was impossible for it to have been performed?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 01, 2024 01:10 PM (D7oie) --------------- His Executive Orders could be ruled invalid if he's found to have been non compos mentis at the time they were issued -- but of course that won't happen even though he clearly was when he was sworn in. Posted by: ShainS -- Laken Riley (Business is business, and it's a murder most foul) at March 01, 2024 01:23 PM (GGbkG) 367
Let's call treason what it is, treason.
Posted by: Bill at March 01, 2024 01:40 PM (bXvrr) 368
Panera's bread dough is made in central plants and delivered to the retail stores for baking. Their bread is no more "made in store" than places like Subway.
Posted by: Bigsmith at March 01, 2024 02:00 PM (QK8qO) 369
First brother James Biden confirmed during his impeachment inquiry testimony that a $40,000 check made out to former Vice President Joe Biden in 2017 used funds James received from a Chinese government-linked company — while James also revealed he received overseas income as recently as last year.
James, 74, insisted that he didn’t believe the company, CEFC China Energy, was controlled by Beijing — claiming that “I just misspoke” when telling the IRS in a 2022 interview that first son Hunter Biden, who was partnering with his uncle, had described CEFC chairman Ye Jianming as a “protégé” of Chinese President Xi Jinping. “Where did you believe the source of the money that was going into [Hunter Biden’s company] Owasco, prior to being sent to you, was coming from?” an investigator asked James during the Feb. 21 interview. “CEFC,” James conceded — following an extended back-and-forth in which the first brother’s attorney Paul Fishman tried to argue that “money’s fungible” before being reminded by a House staffer that James “did not have sufficient funds” to make the $40,000 alleged loan repayment on his own, “so it is traceable.” Posted by: SMOD at March 01, 2024 02:03 PM (RHGPo) 370
"high or drunk" when he wrote a text message in 2017 to a Chinese businessman, stating he was "sitting here with my father".
Okay - why did a Chinese businessman want spend millions to hire a washed-up guy always high or drunk? What services did Hunter provide worth several million $ Seems like a fair question -if this is all an honest mix up, what sort of work product did Hunter give the Chinese businessman when he was high or drunk? For several million $ I'd expect a very through and well sourced report. I'd expect there to be billable hours, meetings with multiple clients on behalf of the Chinese. So where is the evdence of any of that? Posted by: El Mariachi at March 01, 2024 02:34 PM (8E/8X) 371
Ordered a sandwich at Panera a few years ago that listed the ingredients. The sandwich was slathered with horse radish which I loathe and which was not on the list of ingredients cited on the menu.
When I took it back to have it replaced (politely), the young lady looked at me like I had two heads for having the temerity to bring it back. When I pointed out that it really should have been on the list of condiments that came with the sandwich, I received a very surly look and grudging accommodation. Never been back, which was never a problem since I never really liked it much in the first place. Posted by: RM at March 01, 2024 05:00 PM (urbih) 372
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