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Breitbart: "Sources" Claim That Biden Planted a Democrat Operative in Fani Willis' Office to Oversee Her Get-Trump Agenda

Obviously, I don't know if this is true.


The Biden administration planted a Democrat operative inside a Fulton County office to target former President Donald Trump, multiple sources familiar with the Fulton County District Attorney's Office exclusively told Breitbart News.

If the Biden administration planted the operative, as the sources say, it would present a strong argument that the administration interfered in the 2024 presidential election.

Breitbart News granted the sources anonymity to discuss the attorney's office for fear of retribution. The sources have direct knowledge of the environment at the District Attorney's Office, which they characterized as "corrupt."

One significant figure is overlooked in the Fulton County scandal concerning Fulton County prosecutor Fani Willis and her alleged lover and fellow prosecutor Nathan Wade, the sources said: Meet Jeff DiSantis -- the county's Deputy District Attorney with professional experience far greater than the average county employee.

Wait, the Meatball?!??!

Meatball, how could you betray me like this?!?!

DiSantis worked on Willis's 2020 campaign, sources told Breitbart News, and was the former Executive Director of the Democrat Party of Georgia with extensive knowledge of campaign finance law. He was also the Deputy Director of Compliance for the DNC, according to his official bio...


Sources credit DiSantis with colluding with the White House to target Trump. "DiSantis did this," one source told Breitbart News about the Trump case. "He's the one. He is the one pulling all the strings. He was the one that walled her [Willis] off. He was in every important meeting. He is the brainchild behind this. That is the connection to the White House."

I have noticed a certain tendency for the most outrageous and unbelievable claims about the left's evil to be true, however.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:15 PM




Comments

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1 So prosecuting Trump was a WH-driven political op?

Yer shittin' me

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 27, 2024 01:15 PM (eaI2m)

2 Where did they find a guy with a big enough schlong for Fani?

Posted by: Eeyore at February 27, 2024 01:15 PM (1bNHn)

3 All of the legal attacks against Trump are being coordinated out of the White House.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 27, 2024 01:15 PM (YAtuc)

4 Let's see, I had my shocked face here a minute ago....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 27, 2024 01:16 PM (Wnv9h)

5 Good thing Joe Biden would never try to jail his political opponents!

Posted by: Jay in PA at February 27, 2024 01:16 PM (i7Q7S)

6 I have noticed a certain tendency for the most outrageous and unbelievable claims about the left's evil to be true, however.

======

Next thing you'll tell me is that they're spending hundreds of millions of dollars trying to convince parents to cut off their kids' dicks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 01:16 PM (GBKbO)

7 The irony here is that the entire Fulton DA's office consists of political operatives out to get Trump, but due to Fani winning the election the lest competent and most blunder prone of all the operatives had to run the show.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at February 27, 2024 01:17 PM (ssz2a)

8 There was a time in America that it would have been a YUUUUUUUGE political scandal if a sitting president had sicced a local prosecutor on his top political opponent.

That time isn't today (unless the President happened to be GOP)

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 27, 2024 01:17 PM (eaI2m)

9 I can't even.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 27, 2024 01:18 PM (w6EFb)

10 Jeff DiSantis is kind of a cosmically ironic name.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 27, 2024 01:19 PM (eYoxG)

11 I think Jordan said he got this from a whistleblower in Fan's office ? Or is this a different one ?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2024 01:19 PM (Akjoo)

12 All fucked up.

Posted by: wth at February 27, 2024 01:19 PM (v0R5T)

13 Biden will deny everything and since he's a senile old man, he'll believe it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 27, 2024 01:19 PM (eaI2m)

14 Maybe....Serial hosebag Ms. Willis think she able to prosecute Trump and win while having hot sex all day with man hung like Great Kahn she send taxpayer dollar to?

Posted by: MR. KIM at February 27, 2024 01:20 PM (11kd9)

15 And his name was Ray Epps!

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at February 27, 2024 01:20 PM (ZV+pB)

16 DiSantis ancestry line seems to be an evil doppelganger offshoot of the real DeSantis line.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at February 27, 2024 01:21 PM (VTu1l)

17 Biden Planted a Democrat Operative in Fani Willis' Office orifice

Posted by: wth at February 27, 2024 01:21 PM (v0R5T)

18 And who did they place in NY

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2024 01:21 PM (pVWRI)

19 OT, Bidenomics going gangbusters:

"Expedia is cutting 1,500 jobs as travel demand slows"

Posted by: Jay in PA at February 27, 2024 01:21 PM (i7Q7S)

20 Obviously, I don't know if this is true.

-----


Know? No.

Suspect? Yes.

The shoe that hasn't dropped yet is the coordination between the DOJ and the state AG's. The DOJ itself needs to be abolished in full, but police states are gonna police state.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2024 01:21 PM (KSNKu)

21 Always keep an eye on the Evil Chancellor waiting behind the throne...

The Deputy DA might wield more real power behind the scenes then the DA herself...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 27, 2024 01:21 PM (7fElN)

22 Jeff Desantis. Hmph. Never heard of him. Let's move on here.

*MSM*


Posted by: RM at February 27, 2024 01:22 PM (urbih)

23 It's almost as though there were a conspiracy to violate the laws of the United States, and several individual states, which was widespread and ongoing.

Almost.

I doubt any court would hear the case though.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2024 01:22 PM (GYIa4)

24
The Deputy DA might wield more real power behind the scenes then the DA herself...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 27, 2024 01:21 PM (7fElN)

So when Fani's fanny gets tossed this guy can take over the case

Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2024 01:22 PM (Akjoo)

25 DiSantis ancestry line seems to be an evil doppelganger offshoot of the real DeSantis line.
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger


Jeff DeSantis' line was Yorkist.
Meatball's was Lancastrian.

So, yeah.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 01:23 PM (9yWhg)

26 The most corrupt administration in history. And yes, Grant's administration was bad, but Grant was fairly clean.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 27, 2024 01:23 PM (d2bW3)

27 A plant?
Like a ficus?
*hic*

Posted by: Hillary's Screaming Liver at February 27, 2024 01:23 PM (uo9+F)

28 >Breitbart: "Sources" Claim That Biden Planted a Democrat Operative in Fani Willis' Office...
Obviously, I don't know if this is true.

---


It's got a certain truthy vibe to it

Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2024 01:23 PM (geLO8)

29 There has to be a different term that doesn't credit or blame Senile Joe for any action.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2024 01:23 PM (xcrUy)

30 >>> 19 OT, Bidenomics going gangbusters:

"Expedia is cutting 1,500 jobs as travel demand slows"
Posted by: Jay in PA at February 27, 2024 01:21 PM (i7Q7S)

I don't know, seems like a typical commie fck up leading to a typical commie response of prosecuting anyone even vaguely competent within reach.

"HOARDERS AND WRECKERS REEEEEEE!!"

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 27, 2024 01:23 PM (llON8)

31 I'd like to know who, specifically, at the White House is doing this "coordinating." It's obviously not *biden.

That mutherfucker needs to swing from lamppost.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 27, 2024 01:23 PM (Q4IgG)

32 8 There was a time in America that it would have been a YUUUUUUUGE political scandal if a sitting president had sicced a local prosecutor on his top political opponent.

That time isn't today (unless the President happened to be GOP)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 27, 2024 01:17 PM (eaI2m)

I know a lot of dems and if you point crap like this out to them they shrug and give some firm of yeah but Trump.

They don't get it. They are the fascists.

Roving bands of political thugs..check
Doj in your back pocket protecting allies and thwarting oppenents.. check
Big corporations doing your dirty work.. check.
Compliant wholly owened press covering for for you..check.

Posted by: Heywood Jablowme at February 27, 2024 01:24 PM (OiAR7)

33 Didn't members of the prosecution team visit the WH on a few occasions?

Posted by: Burnt Umber at February 27, 2024 01:24 PM (MNhXM)

34 Where did they find a guy with a big enough schlong for Fani?
Posted by: Eeyore at February 27, 2024 01:15 PM (1bNHn)


Apparently, CBD's naked ottoman midget.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2024 01:24 PM (GYIa4)

35 "Biden/JEF Faction"?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 27, 2024 01:24 PM (llON8)

36 >>Breitbart: "Sources" Claim That Biden Planted a Democrat Operative in Fani Willis' Office...
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I'll go further, and suggest that prosecution was directly coordinated with the White House

Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2024 01:24 PM (geLO8)

37 and Kalorama

Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2024 01:24 PM (geLO8)

38 28 >Breitbart: "Sources" Claim That Biden Planted a Democrat Operative in Fani Willis' Office...
Obviously, I don't know if this is true.

---


It's got a certain truthy vibe to it
Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2024 01:23 PM (geLO

Planted? Like a begonia?

Posted by: Preznit Ruprect the Monkeyboy at February 27, 2024 01:25 PM (OiAR7)

39 Jeff looks like Merrick’s younger brother by a different Daddy. Sounds plausible.

Posted by: EveR at February 27, 2024 01:25 PM (MUpk6)

40 Joe Putin?

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at February 27, 2024 01:25 PM (VMFAF)

41
I'll go further, and suggest that prosecution was directly coordinated with the White House
Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2024 01:24 PM (geLO

Well Wade superdick did have meetings with someone at the WH I thought

Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2024 01:25 PM (Akjoo)

42 Where did they find a guy with a big enough schlong for Fani?
Posted by: Eeyore at February 27, 2024 01:15 PM (1bNHn)



With Fani the issue is width, not length.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 27, 2024 01:25 PM (eaI2m)

43 We have a two bit gangster in the white house. Of course, every case against Trump was initiated and coordinated by the white house.

It isn't a conspiracy theory, it is a spoiler.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 27, 2024 01:25 PM (lTGtQ)

44 Oh, but I'm sure it's STILL not as bad as Watergate. Sure.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at February 27, 2024 01:25 PM (XPM1I)

45 So Sweetdick was probably a plant, too.

Keep "the boss" occupied while Special Agent Turkey Meatball is in the office doing all the real work.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 27, 2024 01:26 PM (VoAdT)

46 Fani Willis is a Democrat operative. If she needed oversight from Kalorama, it's because she's incompetent.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2024 01:26 PM (0FoWg)

47 >>>I'll go further, and suggest that prosecution was directly coordinated with the White House
Posted by: Don Black


Sullivan.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 27, 2024 01:26 PM (d2bW3)

48 Rest assured, anything that gets revealed is just the tippy-tip of the iceberg of Deep State and Lefist collusion and malfeasance.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 27, 2024 01:26 PM (ynpvh)

49 So the mob gets RICO-ed while the DC/DNC simply has lots of buffers in peer DA offices across the nation with White House oversight.

Yeah, that sounds about right.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at February 27, 2024 01:26 PM (aXxgO)

50 I'll go further, and suggest that prosecution was directly coordinated with the White House
Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2024 01:24 PM (geLO


I'll go with "this is known."

Posted by: blaster at February 27, 2024 01:26 PM (xhfG9)

51 Grant was fairly clean.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 27, 2024 01:23 PM (d2bW3)


His staff would sponge him off when he got drunk.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2024 01:27 PM (GYIa4)

52 DiSantis ancestry line seems to be an evil doppelganger offshoot of the real DeSantis line.
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger

Hey, it happens.

Posted by: Bob Hiedler at February 27, 2024 01:27 PM (7B5FA)

53 All of the legal attacks against Trump are being coordinated out of the White House.

You misspelled "Kalorama".

Posted by: Ian S. at February 27, 2024 01:27 PM (2ocoG)

54 The Deputy DA might wield more real power behind the scenes then the DA herself...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 27, 2024 01:21 PM (7fElN)

So when Fani's fanny gets tossed this guy can take over the case
Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2024 01:22 PM (Akjoo)
---
On the contrary. He will be the guy *behind* the guy that takes over the case. For all we know, he's been running the playbook this entire time. He might still get away with it unless we can find some meddling kids to foil his schemes.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 27, 2024 01:27 PM (7fElN)

55 Fani Willis is a Democrat operative. If she needed oversight from Kalorama, it's because she's incompetent.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2024 01:26 PM (0FoWg)


Fani is expendable. The Corrupt Incompetent Black Female Soros Prosecutor team has a deep bench.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 27, 2024 01:27 PM (eaI2m)

56 Keep "the boss" occupied while Special Agent Turkey Meatball is in the office doing all the real work.

Plant-Based Meatball.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 27, 2024 01:27 PM (2ocoG)

57 This smells like an op designed to take some heat off Fani "Hit My Fanny" Willis at a very convenient time when she desperately needs all the help she can get. Does anyone believe that some additional help like DiSantis was needed to motivate the already rabidly partisan Fulton County DA to go after Trump?

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 27, 2024 01:27 PM (iFTx/)

58 >Oh, but I'm sure it's STILL not as bad as Watergate. Sure.

Posted by: hobbitopoly


nothing can be as bad as Watergate. First Law of Journalism.

Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2024 01:27 PM (geLO8)

59 Why the hell wouldn't they... no one has gone to jail yet.

Posted by: ET at February 27, 2024 01:28 PM (Pv5uB)

60 I sure am glad that John Stewart came out of mothballs just in time to keep the true believers up to speed on the latest sparky put downs and talking points.

Chelsea handler up next.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 27, 2024 01:28 PM (OiAR7)

61 they didn't trust the astute mind and sheer brilliance of Fani to handle it on her own?

racists

Posted by: brak at February 27, 2024 01:28 PM (AR07F)

62 A local partisan DA shouldn't be able to bring a case involving federal election law against a former President and their political opponent. It's nothing but Moscow Trials.

Posted by: Burnt Umber at February 27, 2024 01:28 PM (MNhXM)

63 nothing can be as bad as Watergate. First Law of Journalism.
Posted by: Don Black


Um, they amended that law. Now J6 is worse than Watergate.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 01:29 PM (9yWhg)

64 60 I sure am glad that John Stewart came out of mothballs just in time to keep the true believers up to speed on the latest sparky put downs and talking points.

Chelsea handler up next.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 27, 2024 01:28 PM (OiAR7)

I see the Gutfeld show ruined his triumphant return in the ratings

Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2024 01:29 PM (Akjoo)

65 Hasn't the raging dementia patient publicly demanded Trump be taken out of the way?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2024 01:29 PM (xcrUy)

66 We have a two bit gangster in the white house. Of course, every case against Trump was initiated and coordinated by the white house. It isn't a conspiracy theory, it is a spoiler. Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 27, 2024 01:25 PM (lTGtQ)

It is kind of embarrassing for the nation how these small-state gangsters can rise to the top, isn't it? At least the Clintons were both smart enough to leverage it into a billion-dollar criminal enterprise. The Bidens take home $10 million, tops.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 27, 2024 01:30 PM (7B5FA)

67 Um, they amended that law. Now J6 is worse than Watergate.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 01:29 PM (9yWhg)


Because Trump.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2024 01:30 PM (GYIa4)

68 Burnt Umber: "A local partisan DA shouldn't be able to bring a case involving federal election law against a former President and their political opponent. It's nothing but Moscow Trials."

Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.

No, but really, it is Chinatown.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at February 27, 2024 01:30 PM (aXxgO)

69 I'd like to know who, specifically, at the White House is doing this "coordinating." It's obviously not *biden.
----

Agreed. As our Australian friends might say, Biden couldn't organize a piss-up in a brewery.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., the. at February 27, 2024 01:30 PM (XeU6L)

70 What? No! Never! The White House would never plant an operator inside of a high profile prosecution of a political opponent. And at any rate, it is common practice and every president does it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2024 01:31 PM (2ovLw)

71


I'd have had these people buggie whipped!

Posted by: Tip O'Neil at February 27, 2024 01:31 PM (HRQvT)

72 I sure am glad that John Stewart came out of mothballs just in time to keep the true believers up to speed on the latest sparky put downs and talking points.

I saw a hilarious ad for his return while I was catching Bar Rescue last night. Did I say hilarious? I meant cringey.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 27, 2024 01:31 PM (eaI2m)

73 >>> 63 nothing can be as bad as Watergate. First Law of Journalism.
Posted by: Don Black


Um, they amended that law. Now J6 is worse than Watergate.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 01:29 PM (9yWhg)

Wait, I thought J6 was worse than September 11 and Pearl Harbor and the attack on the Maine and when the Cleveland baseball team was named the Indians times about 9 million.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 27, 2024 01:31 PM (llON8)

74 64 60 I sure am glad that John Stewart came out of mothballs just in time to keep the true believers up to speed on the latest sparky put downs and talking points.

Chelsea handler up next.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 27, 2024 01:28 PM (OiAR7)

I see the Gutfeld show ruined his triumphant return in the ratings
Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2024 01:29 PM (Akjoo)

John Stewart is two years away from Andy rooney an Mike barnacle territory.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 27, 2024 01:31 PM (OiAR7)

75 Always lurking in the Dem background in Georgia is possibility that if you fight back, Stacey Abrams will show up at your house and sit on you

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 27, 2024 01:31 PM (oyVa+)

76 Does anyone believe that some additional help like DiSantis was needed to motivate the already rabidly partisan Fulton County DA to go after Trump?

Posted by: Elric Blade



They had to find a barely competent but corrupt prosecutor, who had to hire her boyfriend and then they embezzled public funds. She was not the initiator, I can tell you that.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 27, 2024 01:31 PM (lTGtQ)

77 No, but really, it is Chinatown.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna


Well, they did pay good money for it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 01:31 PM (9yWhg)

78 Hasn't the raging dementia patient publicly demanded Trump be taken out of the way?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2024 01:29 PM (xcrUy)


Possibly but no one could understand him.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2024 01:31 PM (GYIa4)

79 I had a 6'-8" 300 lb co-worker with a red beard. I put his buddy in absolute stitches by referring to him as "Big McLargeHuge".

(Thank you MST3K)

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 27, 2024 01:31 PM (cf/0E)

80 All the "get Trump" legal efforts are being managed by White House/Kalorama staffers. They're likely known. The big dogs like Obama, Jarret keep their distance so they can't be implicated.

Might want to make their lives "uncomfortable."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 27, 2024 01:32 PM (Q4IgG)

81 >Um, they amended that law. Now J6 is worse than Watergate.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
---


But they made a movie about Watergate! Big Hollywood actors were in it!

Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2024 01:32 PM (geLO8)

82 >>Obviously, I don't know if this is true.

What does your gut tell you?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2024 01:32 PM (XV/Pl)

83 Stewart? Pfft. I have funnier chunks of comedy in my stool.

Posted by: Clown Nose at February 27, 2024 01:33 PM (aXxgO)

84 52 DiSantis ancestry line seems to be an evil doppelganger offshoot of the real DeSantis line.
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger

Hey, it happens.

Posted by: Bob Hiedler at February 27, 2024 01:27 PM (7B5FA)

Sometimes within a single family it happens.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 27, 2024 01:33 PM (ynpvh)

85 The Junta must be running out of unqualified but History-Making! (TM) minorities. I'll bet Fah-nee was more than a bit unhappy to take orders about how to Get Trump! from a white man.

Posted by: Gref at February 27, 2024 01:33 PM (5fDan)

86 What does your gut tell you?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2024 01:32 PM (XV/Pl)


"cut carbs"

Posted by: Kindltot at February 27, 2024 01:33 PM (D7oie)

87 >>> 81 >Um, they amended that law. Now J6 is worse than Watergate.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
---


But they made a movie about Watergate! Big Hollywood actors were in it!

Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2024 01:32 PM (geLO

Huh, this reminds me that these retards made a fcking *cartoon* to show us how bad OrangeManBad was by trying to grab the steering wheel so he could lead the Insurrectiony Grave Threat To Our Precious Democracy.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 27, 2024 01:33 PM (llON8)

88 80 All the "get Trump" legal efforts are being managed by White House/Kalorama staffers. They're likely known. The big dogs like Obama, Jarret keep their distance so they can't be implicated.

Might want to make their lives "uncomfortable."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 27, 2024 01:32 PM (Q4IgG)

Remember how for a few days there the talking point was "Trump's retribution"....

Retribution for *what*, precisely? Oh, right, all the shit they're doing right now and totally getting away with.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 27, 2024 01:34 PM (VoAdT)

89 Assistant Deputy Fulton County DA Barack Obama says we are making too much of DiSantis' prior affiliations.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2024 01:34 PM (2ovLw)

90 FOIA-ed documents suggest that the IC put a plant on Trump's defense team.

Posted by: Axeman at February 27, 2024 01:34 PM (krQz2)

91 DEPLOY THE STEWART. I REPEAT
DEPLOY THE STEWART.

Posted by: Preznit Ruprect the Monkeyboy at February 27, 2024 01:34 PM (OiAR7)

92 Don't hate me because I'm saving myself for marriage.

Posted by: Fani Willis at February 27, 2024 01:34 PM (woPEM)

93 58 >Oh, but I'm sure it's STILL not as bad as Watergate. Sure.

Posted by: hobbitopoly


nothing can be as bad as Watergate. First Law of Journalism.

Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2024 01:27 PM (geLO

Addendum: Nothing can be worse than January 6th.
Not the Holocaust, not the Civil War, not 9-11, not Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 27, 2024 01:34 PM (ynpvh)

94 Planted 'a' Democratic operative?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 27, 2024 01:35 PM (xcxpd)

95 90 FOIA-ed documents suggest that the IC put a plant on Trump's defense team.
Posted by: Axeman at February 27, 2024 01:34 PM (krQz2)

Well that explains a lot

Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2024 01:35 PM (Akjoo)

96 All the "get Trump" legal efforts are being managed by White House/Kalorama staffers. They're likely known. The big dogs like Obama, Jarret keep their distance so they can't be implicated.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 27, 2024 01:32 PM (Q4IgG)
---
And what's galling is the amount of apoplexy if Trump had done 10% of this effort.

Posted by: Axeman at February 27, 2024 01:35 PM (krQz2)

97 As bad as Jon Stewart is he's still 10x funnier than Trevor Noah.

And he did give us The Audacity of Grope that the Right never took advantage of. It's almost like they even intentionally refused to use it.

Posted by: Burnt Umber at February 27, 2024 01:35 PM (MNhXM)

98 1/6 was worse than 9/11, Pearl Harbor, the sinking of the Maine, and the Alamo put together!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 27, 2024 01:36 PM (FVME7)

99 Nasty little commies.

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at February 27, 2024 01:36 PM (ytSiK)

100 Aren't all Dems operatives?

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 27, 2024 01:36 PM (8LKg9)

101 Unexpectedly.

Posted by: ShainS -- Laken Riley (Business is business, and it's a murder most foul) at February 27, 2024 01:36 PM (CxUdk)

102 And he did give us The Audacity of Grope that the Right never took advantage of. It's almost like they even intentionally refused to use it.
Posted by: Burnt Umber at February 27, 2024 01:35 PM (MNhXM)

Bullshit. I came up with that long before he did.

And I stole it from someone here before that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 27, 2024 01:36 PM (VoAdT)

103 94 Planted 'a' Democratic operative?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 27, 2024 01:35 PM (xcxpd)

Phineas and Ferb had an secret agent, PP (Potted Plant)...
My kids watched that show.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 27, 2024 01:37 PM (ynpvh)

104 Burnt Umber: "A local partisan DA shouldn't be able to bring a case involving federal election law against a former President and their political opponent. It's nothing but Moscow Trials."

Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.

No, but really, it is Chinatown.
Posted by:
****
You're talking about me , aren't you.

Posted by: Unloved Leader McConnell, R China at February 27, 2024 01:37 PM (9+W95)

105 I can't wait for the Hollywood leftists to make a J6 movie. Actually I wouldn't be surprised if they release one in Oct.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2024 01:37 PM (2ovLw)

106 Take a look at every one of the prosecutors that is going after Trump. A combination of corrupt, stupid, and venal. None of these people has the brains or power to push federal charges at a local level, and most of the charges are laughably fatally flawed. The entirety of the cases are initiated and directed by the white house with an assist by the DOJ and are election tampering and harassment.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 27, 2024 01:38 PM (lTGtQ)

107 Let me know when they send in a sexuality expert, ok?

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 27, 2024 01:38 PM (iFTx/)

108 DiSantis ancestry line seems to be an evil doppelganger offshoot of the real DeSantis line.
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger

Hey, it happens.
Posted by: Bob Hiedler at February 27, 2024 01:27 PM (7B5FA)


No joke.

Posted by: Frank Hitler at February 27, 2024 01:38 PM (nFnyb)

109 Phineas and Ferb had an secret agent, PP (Potted Plant)...
My kids watched that show.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


Don't you mean Perry the Platypus?

Phineas and Ferb was an awesome show.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 01:38 PM (9yWhg)

110 I'd like to know who, specifically, at the White House is doing this "coordinating." It's obviously not *biden.
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I've called the DC politburo. They have no respect for the Constitution. They probably made a committee "President".

I've been saying for a while, Joe Biden isn't doing anything.

Posted by: Axeman at February 27, 2024 01:38 PM (krQz2)

111 Has Fani Willis always been single or is she divorced?
I don't think I actually care but I ask anyway.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2024 01:38 PM (xcrUy)

112 I see the Gutfeld show ruined his triumphant return in the ratings
Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2024 01:29 PM (Akjoo)


HA hahahaha! This makes me happy. I watch bootleg Gutfeld! every morning but Sunday and Monday. Chinese people record it for me, cut it short, and then try and teach me how to knit and crochet, in Chinese. But, hey. Free Gutfeld, kinda!

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at February 27, 2024 01:38 PM (JCLJi)

113 Democratic malfeasance over the years has required no initiation from the top. But these days the brazen graft and incompetence is so widespread that the PTB need to check in to make sure the job is being done right.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 27, 2024 01:39 PM (wzAuc)

114 Phineas and Ferb was an awesome show.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 01:38 PM (9yWhg)
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*fistbump*

Posted by: Axeman at February 27, 2024 01:39 PM (krQz2)

115 Bullshit. I came up with that long before he did.

And I stole it from someone here before that.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 27, 2024 01:36 PM (VoAdT)

You made a montage of Biden clips and narrated it?

Posted by: Burnt Umber at February 27, 2024 01:39 PM (MNhXM)

116 Addendum: Nothing can be worse than January 6th.
Not the Holocaust, not the Civil War, not 9-11, not Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 27, 2024 01:34 PM (ynpvh)


You are correct. Not even I can kill more people than were murdered by MAGA white Christian insurrectionists on January 6th!

Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2024 01:39 PM (5fDan)

117 All the "get Trump" legal efforts are being managed by White House/Kalorama staffers. They're likely known. The big dogs like Obama, Jarret keep their distance so they can't be implicated.

Probably some low-level staffer in the Cincinnati office.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 27, 2024 01:39 PM (CsUN+)

118 105 I can't wait for the Hollywood leftists to make a J6 movie. Actually I wouldn't be surprised if they release one in Oct.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2024 01:37 PM (2ovLw)

======

Remember the movie they made that exonerated Dan Rather?

It was called Truth. It starred Cate Blanchett and Robert Redford.

No? You don't remember it? Weird, because it's a real movie that they really made and put well-respected actors in.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 01:39 PM (GBKbO)

119 105 I can't wait for the Hollywood leftists to make a J6 movie. Actually I wouldn't be surprised if they release one in Oct.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2024 01:37 PM (2ovLw)

Imagine all the blood that will flow in that movie! I can see Donald Trump leading a group of Magats dressed like something out of "Mad Max" trying to get into Congress to take the heads of Nancy Pelosi and the Courageous Mike Pence. AOC terrorised!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 27, 2024 01:39 PM (ynpvh)

120 HA hahahaha! This makes me happy. I watch bootleg Gutfeld! every morning but Sunday and Monday. Chinese people record it for me, cut it short, and then try and teach me how to knit and crochet, in Chinese.

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at February 27, 2024 01:38 PM (JCLJi)
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LOL. You watch those too?

Posted by: Axeman at February 27, 2024 01:39 PM (krQz2)

121 Biden?? Interfering???

You could knocked me over with a fender

Posted by: Aunt Minnie (from some old movie) at February 27, 2024 01:39 PM (XxqJv)

122 What they really need is for a red state prosecutor to indict trump. Rokita in Indiana might take the shot.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2024 01:39 PM (2ovLw)

123 I mean it's not too far fetched, considering they paid Sweetdick to go to DC and meet with Biden's people.

The thing is, as usual, it doesn't matter. They'll claim no conflict of interest, they won't throw out there case, and even Republicans won't hold Biden responsible.

That's why I really hope this time, if he beats the steal, Trump has some sense to account actual loyalist to positions, instead of just RINO ass kissers. Despite lacking the qualifications (though haven't all Biden and Obama's nominees? Put like Molly Hemmingway as AG and have her bring charges against everyone. Make CatTurd or someone head of the FBI. I don't care how absurd it is, just for the love of god appoint people who will actually do something.

Posted by: Rbastid at February 27, 2024 01:40 PM (SQOf0)

124 Warai-otoko: "Remember how for a few days there the talking point was 'Trump's retribution'....

Is that supposed to dissuade me? 'Cause I'm counting on it. Praying for it. I hope Trump's hints at unification are a temporary feint for election purposes.

If we don't have accountability and tangible, painful repercussions for those who have conspired against the nation via persecution of Trump and The Deplorables, then this abuse will continue and worsen.

Perhaps the MAIN reason I'm voting for Trump is for that very retribution the DNC/MFM/Uniparty knows it deserves.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at February 27, 2024 01:40 PM (aXxgO)

125
In order to save our precious democracy, we have to destroy democracy.
--- The Left

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 27, 2024 01:40 PM (nIvob)

126 I can't wait for the Hollywood leftists to make a J6 movie. Actually I wouldn't be surprised if they release one in Oct.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2024 01:37 PM (2ovLw)
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"Men, what we're talking about in an Extinction Level Event"

Posted by: Axeman at February 27, 2024 01:40 PM (krQz2)

127 I can't date Russian spies, can I date a Russian operative?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 27, 2024 01:40 PM (J8LnB)

128 105 I can't wait for the Hollywood leftists to make a J6 movie. Actually I wouldn't be surprised if they release one in Oct.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2024 01:37 PM (2ovLw)
___________

They already did. It's the siege of Helm's Deep in Two Towers.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 27, 2024 01:41 PM (iFTx/)

129 In order to save our precious democracy, we have to destroy democracy.
--- The Left

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 27, 2024 01:40 PM (nIvob)
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For he who loses democracy for my sake shall save it.

Posted by: Soros at February 27, 2024 01:41 PM (krQz2)

130 109 Phineas and Ferb had an secret agent, PP (Potted Plant)...
My kids watched that show.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


Don't you mean Perry the Platypus?

Phineas and Ferb was an awesome show.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2024 01:38 PM (9yWhg)

No, there was another agent called PP (Potted Plant).
https://youtu.be/hXiwM8dXDR8

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 27, 2024 01:41 PM (ynpvh)

131 How did DeSantis even get on her staff? He's a governor!

Posted by: Don't Laugh, I Vote at February 27, 2024 01:42 PM (hCzfy)

132 >I can't wait for the Hollywood leftists to make a J6 movie.

Directed by Rob Reiner
Screenplay by Aaron Sorkin

Dolph Lundgren as Biden
Heidi Klum as Dr Jill
Patton Oswalt as Trump

Morgan Freeman as Obama

Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2024 01:42 PM (geLO8)

133 And now for a feel-good moment.

http://tinyurl.com/bd65rexk

Posted by: Archimedes at February 27, 2024 01:42 PM (CsUN+)

134 This doesn't really seems that bad, but could you imagine how terrible would be if Trump did it???? (Insurrection is whispered in the wind)

Posted by: Crazy at February 27, 2024 01:42 PM (aChE0)

135 Rest assured, Fani Willis didn't come up with this herself. She was far too busy with other things. Now, Nathan Wade, he was busy coming up, too.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at February 27, 2024 01:43 PM (MZ+PY)

136 Imagine all the blood that will flow in that movie! I can see Donald Trump leading a group of Magats dressed like something out of "Mad Max" trying to get into Congress to take the heads of Nancy Pelosi and the Courageous Mike Pence. AOC terrorised!
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Can we have Buffalo Head decapitate Adam Schiff and place his head on Nanzi's desk?

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 27, 2024 01:43 PM (8LKg9)

137 They already did. It's the siege of Helm's Deep in Two Towers.

Zulu.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 27, 2024 01:43 PM (CsUN+)

138 IF it sounds like something Joedolph Biden would do.
AND it act like something Joedolph Biden would do.
Then Joedolph Biden did it.

I'll need vetted and verified proof that Joedolph Biden didn't do it.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 27, 2024 01:43 PM (17s+e)

139 132 >I can't wait for the Hollywood leftists to make a J6 movie.

Directed by Rob Reiner
Screenplay by Aaron Sorkin

Dolph Lundgren as Biden
Heidi Klum as Dr Jill
Patton Oswalt as Trump

Morgan Freeman as Obama
Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2024 01:42 PM (geLO
_________

I believe Dolph is pretty conservative so I doubt he'd take the role

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 27, 2024 01:43 PM (iFTx/)

140 The Biden DOJ sent prosecutors to work with the NYC prosecutions. I have zero doubt this is true.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2024 01:43 PM (x8HvX)

141 132 Morgan Freeman as Obama
Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2024 01:42 PM (geLO

======

Mako's voiceover in Conan the Barbarian (1982) > Morgan Freeman's voiceover in Conan the Barbarian (2011)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 01:43 PM (GBKbO)

142 Morgan Freeman as Obama
Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2024 01:42 PM (geLO

I don't think Freeman would do it. He's a non-woke guy but who knows . The Left are walking contradictions.

Posted by: Burnt Umber at February 27, 2024 01:43 PM (MNhXM)

143 Rest assured, Fani Willis didn't come up with this herself.

She doesn't have the wit to come up with dinner.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 27, 2024 01:43 PM (CsUN+)

144 Rush Limbaugh had a lasting impact on how I view media reports - for example when I see a reference to a certain Georgia newspaper my mind reads it as "Atlanta Urinal-Constipation"

Posted by: Son of Dad at February 27, 2024 01:43 PM (8JB5s)

145 I'd like to know who, specifically, at the White House is doing this "coordinating." It's obviously not *biden.

That mutherfucker needs to swing from lamppost.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 27, 2024 01:23 PM (Q4IgG)

Old and busted- lamp post wind chimes.
The new hot- Machine gun pinatas.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 27, 2024 01:44 PM (VwHCD)

146 I believe Dolph is pretty conservative so I doubt he'd take the role
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 27, 2024 01:43 PM (iFTx/)

Okay... The Rock then

Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2024 01:44 PM (Akjoo)

147 Working title: The Day The Earth Stood Still

Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2024 01:44 PM (geLO8)

148 I can't wait for the Hollywood leftists to make a J6 movie.

Directed by Rob Reiner
Screenplay by Aaron Sorkin

Dolph Lundgren as Biden
Heidi Klum as Dr Jill
Patton Oswalt as Trump

Morgan Freeman as Obama
Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2024 01:42 PM (geLO

Tyler Perry as Big Mike

Posted by: naturalfake at February 27, 2024 01:44 PM (nFnyb)

149 Slimy bastards.

Posted by: Eromero at February 27, 2024 01:45 PM (NxC5+)

150 >>>90 FOIA-ed documents suggest that the IC put a plant on Trump's defense team.
Posted by: Axeman at February 27, 2024 01:34 PM (krQz2)

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Charlotte Rampling?

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 27, 2024 01:45 PM (wzAuc)

151 Trying to imagine casting choices with extreme left-wing bias

Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2024 01:45 PM (geLO8)

152 151 Trying to imagine casting choices with extreme left-wing bias
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Hillary as Helen of Troy?

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 27, 2024 01:46 PM (8LKg9)

153 Okay... The Rock then
Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2024 01:44 PM (Akjoo)

What a disappointment he has become.

Posted by: Burnt Umber at February 27, 2024 01:46 PM (MNhXM)

154 In order to save our precious democracy, we have to destroy democracy.
--- The Left

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 27, 2024 01:40 PM (nIvob)
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To save our precious democracy we must install a fascist dictatorship like the democracy loving Ukraine. It is the only way!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 27, 2024 01:46 PM (17s+e)

155 OT: Flaming Hot Cheetos are pretty spicy

Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2024 01:46 PM (geLO8)

156 We have to save democracy by instituting full on fascism. Trust the science.

Posted by: Montec at February 27, 2024 01:46 PM (8jf0n)

157 The Biden DOJ sent prosecutors to work with the NYC prosecutions. I have zero doubt this is true.

Posted by: JackStraw



They also sent them to Austin to help with the Ken Paxton impeachment.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 27, 2024 01:46 PM (lTGtQ)

158 Morgan Freeman’s probably too masculine, go with Rue Paul for ubama.

Posted by: Eromero at February 27, 2024 01:46 PM (NxC5+)

159 It doesn't take a Sherlock Holmes to deduce this one...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 27, 2024 01:47 PM (MeG8a)

160 156 We have to save democracy by instituting full on fascism. Trust the science.

Posted by: Montec at February 27, 2024 01:46 PM (8jf0n)

Orwell was only 40 years late with his predicted date.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 27, 2024 01:47 PM (ynpvh)

161 158 Morgan Freeman’s probably too masculine, go with Rue Paul for ubama.
Posted by: Eromero at February 27, 2024 01:46 PM (NxC5+)

Urkle

Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2024 01:47 PM (Akjoo)

162 Trying to imagine casting choices with extreme left-wing bias

Posted by: Don Black
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It's easy. Barely an inconvenience. Just picture 99.99% of the movies made in the last 20 years.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 27, 2024 01:47 PM (17s+e)

163 to be true, however.

and barely hidden with no shame.

Posted by: DaveA at February 27, 2024 01:47 PM (PMJuY)

164 160 156 We have to save democracy by instituting full on fascism. Trust the science.

Posted by: Montec at February 27, 2024 01:46 PM (8jf0n)

Orwell was only 40 years late with his predicted date.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 27, 2024 01:47 PM (ynpvh)

Um early. Geez. issues today. And I don't drink.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 27, 2024 01:47 PM (ynpvh)

165 132 >I can't wait for the Hollywood leftists to make a J6 movie.

Directed by Rob Reiner
Screenplay by Aaron Sorkin

Dolph Lundgren as Biden
Heidi Klum as Dr Jill
Patton Oswalt as Trump

Morgan Freeman as Obama

Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2024 01:42 PM (geLO


Gisele Bundchen as Nancy Pelosi
Bradley Cooper as Chuck Schumer

Posted by: Gref at February 27, 2024 01:48 PM (5fDan)

166 A line of AR-15 wielding MAGA warriors advance on the Capitol. Police falling all around. One yells "Fall back! Fall back!" Another screams into his mic "The Capitol has been breached! The Capitol has been breached!"

*dramatic music slow pan boom shot across the smoky Capitol grounds, dead and dying officers strewn about, as Maga continues its withering fire and advances up the steps*

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2024 01:48 PM (2ovLw)

167 Trying to imagine casting choices with extreme left-wing bias
Posted by: Don Black


Are you f'ing kidding me? Dave Chappell's Crackie character could do it.

"Who gay? Who Black?"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 27, 2024 01:48 PM (IG4Id)

168 161 158 Morgan Freeman’s probably too masculine, go with Rue Paul for ubama.
Posted by: Eromero at February 27, 2024 01:46 PM (NxC5+)

Urkle

Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2024 01:47 PM (Akjoo)

Naw, too smart. Wouldn't eat his dog.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 27, 2024 01:48 PM (ynpvh)

169 BabylonBee: Ronna McDaniel Hired As DNC Chair Due To Extensive Experience Defeating Republicans

Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2024 01:48 PM (RHGPo)

170 71


I'd have had these people buggie whipped!

Posted by: Tip O'Neil at February 27, 2024 01:31 PM (HRQvT)
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Singapore whipped?

Posted by: Ciampino - Let me know when at February 27, 2024 01:48 PM (qfLjt)

171 158 Morgan Freeman’s probably too masculine, go with Rue Paul for ubama.
Posted by: Eromero at February 27, 2024 01:46 PM (NxC5+)
==

Dwayne Johnson as Michaele Obama.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 27, 2024 01:48 PM (17s+e)

172 *dramatic music slow pan boom shot across the smoky Capitol grounds, dead and dying officers strewn about, as Maga continues its withering fire and advances up the steps*
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2024 01:48 PM (2ovLw)

Shit. Now I want to watch it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 27, 2024 01:49 PM (VoAdT)

173 OT: Reportedly, Macron is trying to get EU leaders to agree to committing EU troops to Ukraine.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2024 01:49 PM (GYIa4)

174 173 OT: Reportedly, Macron is trying to get EU leaders to agree to committing EU troops to Ukraine.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2024 01:49 PM (GYIa4)

Go for it... Just leave us out of it

Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2024 01:49 PM (Akjoo)

175 166 A line of AR-15 wielding MAGA warriors advance on the Capitol. Police falling all around. One yells "Fall back! Fall back!" Another screams into his mic "The Capitol has been breached! The Capitol has been breached!"

*dramatic music slow pan boom shot across the smoky Capitol grounds, dead and dying officers strewn about, as Maga continues its withering fire and advances up the steps*

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2024 01:48 PM (2ovLw)

The Bible needs to be prominently displayed on the all-white hetero Magat soldiers, along with Nazi insignias.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 27, 2024 01:49 PM (ynpvh)

176
Roseanne Boyland, Ashli Babbett and Ray Epps segments in your J6 blockbuster will be cut by time constraints before filming.

Posted by: Auspex at February 27, 2024 01:50 PM (j4U/Z)

177 >Mako's voiceover in Conan the Barbarian (1982) > Morgan Freeman's voiceover in Conan the Barbarian (2011)

Yeah I got a bad feeling two seconds into the Jason Mamoa movie just from that. You need a narrator that can remove paint with his voice.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 27, 2024 01:50 PM (cf/0E)

178 A friend of mine worked for a state AG.

He said when a Democrat would win that office, Bloomberg's non-profit would basically "give" the office a bunch of lawyers pro bono that would be on Bloomberg's payroll (not the state's) to basically pursue their hobby horse issues (like gun control)

So none of this is surprising to me.

Posted by: Blago at February 27, 2024 01:50 PM (wMRY8)

179 The Bible needs to be prominently displayed on the all-white hetero Magat soldiers, along with Nazi insignias.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

We will fix it in post.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2024 01:50 PM (2ovLw)

180 171 158 Morgan Freeman’s probably too masculine, go with Rue Paul for ubama.
Posted by: Eromero at February 27, 2024 01:46 PM (NxC5+)
==

Dwayne Johnson as Michaele Obama.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 27, 2024 01:48 PM (17s+e)

http://tinyurl.com/2vs49an6

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 27, 2024 01:51 PM (ynpvh)

181 OT
lol
Gavin has been served again with intent to recall.
Maybe he will hang himself in his living room wearing his Mr. Slave outfit.

Posted by: wth at February 27, 2024 01:51 PM (v0R5T)

182 Here was Robinson's description of the Republican strategy to win the White House despite losing the popular vote:

"Well, the first thing you do, is you gerrymander the hell out of everything, right? To, to try to build in an advantage. "
Not "right," Gene. Wrong!

In 48 of the 50 states, the winner of the state's popular vote receives ALL of the state's Electoral College votes.

Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2024 01:51 PM (RHGPo)

183 Go for it... Just leave us out of it
Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2024 01:49 PM (Akjoo)


You know that as soon as the first EU troop dies, they'll call for the US to enter the war to support NATO and Biden and the Senate would go for it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2024 01:51 PM (GYIa4)

184 Phineas and Ferb had an secret agent, PP (Potted Plant)...
My kids watched that show.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Worst detail I ever worked.

Posted by: Weinstein's Ficus at February 27, 2024 01:51 PM (w9Wax)

185 Reportedly, Macron is trying to get EU leaders to agree to committing EU troops to Ukraine.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic



If Macron wants to send boys to fight, he should pull out of NATO and send his own, instead of starting WWIII, because if the EU or NATO sends troops, that is what will happen.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 27, 2024 01:52 PM (lTGtQ)

186 184 Phineas and Ferb had an secret agent, PP (Potted Plant)...
My kids watched that show.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Worst detail I ever worked.

Posted by: Weinstein's Ficus at February 27, 2024 01:51 PM (w9Wax)

"What the hell is Bukak...OH MY GOD NO!"--Agent PP

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 27, 2024 01:53 PM (ynpvh)

187 I can't wait for the Hollywood leftists to make a J6 movie.

Directed by Rob Reiner
Screenplay by Aaron Sorkin

Dolph Lundgren as Biden
Heidi Klum as Dr Jill
Patton Oswalt as Trump

Morgan Freeman as Obama
Posted by: Don Black

Keira Knightley as Nancy Pelosi

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 27, 2024 01:53 PM (FVME7)

188 Former Law Partner and Divorce Attorney to Testify About Relationship Between Fulton DA Fani Willis and Nathan Wade in Disqualification Hearing – Judge Decides He is NOT Protected by Attorney-Client Privilege!

Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2024 01:53 PM (RHGPo)

189 If Macron wants to send boys to fight, he should pull out of NATO and send his own, instead of starting WWIII, because if the EU or NATO sends troops, that is what will happen.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 27, 2024 01:52 PM (lTGtQ)


The report says that everyone told him to fuck off but now the idea is out there and you know how these assholes operate.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2024 01:54 PM (GYIa4)

190 173 OT: Reportedly, Macron is trying to get EU leaders to agree to committing EU troops to Ukraine.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2024 01:49 PM (GYIa4)


What a joke. What troops would Macron send? At most a battalion or two from the Foreign Legion. Metropolitan French troops? No f'ing way.

Posted by: Gref at February 27, 2024 01:54 PM (5fDan)

191 The late Betty White as Nancy Pelosi

Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2024 01:54 PM (RHGPo)

192
Once again, morons turn Ace's hard bitten investigative piece into a movie thread.

Love to the hoard!

Posted by: Auspex at February 27, 2024 01:55 PM (j4U/Z)

193 More women are psychopaths than previously thought, expert claims – these are the 7 key signs to look out for.

1:45 pm by Stephen Green

1: She has a penis

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2024 01:55 PM (2ovLw)

194 193 More women are psychopaths than previously thought, expert claims – these are the 7 key signs to look out for.

1:45 pm by Stephen Green

1: She has a penis

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2024 01:55 PM (2ovLw)

https://youtu.be/T44WHLhx7Yo

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 27, 2024 01:56 PM (ynpvh)

195 OT: Reportedly, Macron is trying to get EU leaders to agree to committing EU troops to Ukraine.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2024 01:49 PM (GYIa4)

Cool. Germans invading Russia again. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Montec at February 27, 2024 01:56 PM (YofvK)

196 I can't wait for the Hollywood leftists to make a J6 movie.

Directed by Rob Reiner
Screenplay by Aaron Sorkin

Dolph Lundgren as Biden
Heidi Klum as Dr Jill
Patton Oswalt as Trump

Morgan Freeman as Obama
Posted by: Don Black

Keira Knightley as Nancy Pelosi
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Alec Baldwin as Michael Byrd

Posted by: screaming in digital at February 27, 2024 01:56 PM (1eY81)

197 Alec Baldwin as Michael Byrd
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 27, 2024 01:56 PM (1eY81)

Perfect

Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2024 01:57 PM (Akjoo)

198 195 OT: Reportedly, Macron is trying to get EU leaders to agree to committing EU troops to Ukraine.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2024 01:49 PM (GYIa4)

Cool. Germans invading Russia again. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Montec at February 27, 2024 01:56 PM (YofvK)

Like Socialism, if at first you fail miserably, try, try to fail miserably over and over...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 27, 2024 01:57 PM (ynpvh)

199 Alec Baldwin as Michael Byrd

Posted by: screaming in digital at February 27, 2024 01:56 PM (1eY81)

LOL

Posted by: Gref at February 27, 2024 01:57 PM (5fDan)

200 I can't wait for the Hollywood leftists to make a J6 movie.

Directed by Rob Reiner
Screenplay by Aaron Sorkin

Dolph Lundgren as Biden
Heidi Klum as Dr Jill
Patton Oswalt as Trump

Morgan Freeman as Obama
Posted by: Don Black

Keira Knightley as Nancy Pelosi
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Alec Baldwin as Michael Byrd
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 27, 2024 01:56 PM (1eY81)


Rosie Perez as Sandy Cortez

Posted by: spindrift at February 27, 2024 01:58 PM (MqhXY)

201 I sure am glad that John Stewart came out of mothballs just in time to keep the true believers up to speed on the latest sparky put downs and talking points.

And the true believers are mad at him because he said that Biden and Trump both have dementia.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 27, 2024 01:58 PM (2ocoG)

202 177 >Mako's voiceover in Conan the Barbarian (1982) > Morgan Freeman's voiceover in Conan the Barbarian (2011)

Yeah I got a bad feeling two seconds into the Jason Mamoa movie just from that. You need a narrator that can remove paint with his voice.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 27, 2024 01:50 PM (cf/0E)

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I don't hate the 2011 Conan, but it's not good. Morgan Freeman's lackluster opening narration is a low-point, and it starts the damn movie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 01:58 PM (GBKbO)

203 145
Old and busted- lamp post wind chimes.
The new hot- Machine gun pinatas.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 27, 2024 01:44 PM (VwHCD)
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Would this be a semi-automatic machine gun?

Posted by: Ciampino - Let me know when you run out of clips at February 27, 2024 01:58 PM (qfLjt)

204 197 Alec Baldwin as Michael Byrd
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 27, 2024 01:56 PM (1eY81)

Perfect

Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2024 01:57 PM (Akjoo)

"I've got the face paint!"--Justin Trudeau

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 27, 2024 01:58 PM (ynpvh)

205 If Hollywood is going to make a J6 action movie with leftie stars, I know an armorer they need to hire.

Posted by: Wally at February 27, 2024 01:58 PM (mBPs6)

206
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 27, 2024 01:56 PM (ynpvh)

Ahhhh... the halcyon days when those things could be laughed at.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2024 01:58 PM (2ovLw)

207 BTW, I'm disappointed that Ace made a Fani-related post without the word "snizz".

Posted by: Ian S. at February 27, 2024 01:58 PM (2ocoG)

208 195 OT: Reportedly, Macron is trying to get EU leaders to agree to committing EU troops to Ukraine.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2024 01:49 PM (GYIa4)

Cool. Germans invading Russia again. What could go wrong?
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French invading Russia again?... what could go wrong.

This would be a bad bad move ...

Posted by: ET at February 27, 2024 01:58 PM (Pv5uB)

209 @195

>>Cool. Germans invading Russia again. What could go wrong?

The Russians would beat their asses so bad they will renounce their love of schezier porn and David Hasselhoff.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2024 01:58 PM (yHknR)

210 I have noticed a certain tendency for the most outrageous and unbelievable claims about the left's evil to be true, however.


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I'm pretty sure I've heard much more outrageous and unbelievable claims about the left's evil than this one.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 27, 2024 01:59 PM (fKIdX)

211 210 I have noticed a certain tendency for the most outrageous and unbelievable claims about the left's evil to be true, however.
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I'm pretty sure I've heard much more outrageous and unbelievable claims about the left's evil than this one.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 27, 2024 01:59 PM (fKIdX)

Still waiting on Pizzas and Adenochrome...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 27, 2024 01:59 PM (ynpvh)

212 I understand the corruption is off the charts and everyone has made bank for the last 2 years from Ukraine. But do these assholes really want WW3 over fucking Ukraine?

Posted by: Montec at February 27, 2024 01:59 PM (YofvK)

213 Well, I'm not the world's most masculine man
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
And so is Lula
Lu-la-Lu-la Lula

Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2024 02:00 PM (RHGPo)

214 Gref, Macron would send the Foreign Legion, not like they could do any good in France, unless, one of them is named Charles Martel.

Posted by: Eromero at February 27, 2024 02:00 PM (NxC5+)

215 OT: Reportedly, Macron is trying to get EU leaders to agree to committing EU troops to Ukraine.

I saw that Justin Castreau was in Europe agitating for that too, except he said that it's vital that Russia not lose. I think Biden's brain worms must be contagious.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 27, 2024 02:00 PM (2ocoG)

216 Macron could send the Muslim imports to fight. I'm sure Russia would be happy to kill them off, too.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 27, 2024 02:00 PM (tT6L1)

217 Will the real DeiSantis please stand up.

Posted by: Crazy at February 27, 2024 02:00 PM (LqsWl)

218 212 I understand the corruption is off the charts and everyone has made bank for the last 2 years from Ukraine. But do these assholes really want WW3 over fucking Ukraine?
Posted by: Montec at February 27, 2024 01:59 PM (YofvK)

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Is there money to be made in war?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 02:00 PM (GBKbO)

219 Alec Baldwin as Michael Byrd
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 27, 2024 01:56 PM (1eY81)


"Elliot Page" as Senator Lyndsey Graham

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2024 02:00 PM (GYIa4)

220 219 Alec Baldwin as Michael Byrd
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 27, 2024 01:56 PM (1eY81)

"Elliot Page" as Senator Lyndsey Graham

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2024 02:00 PM (GYIa4)

She'd need bigger boobs than the ones she chopped off.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 27, 2024 02:01 PM (ynpvh)

221 EU should invade Russia in mid November. For the Lulz. Have the Greek and Italian troops leading the way, they’re used to cold weather right?

Posted by: Montec at February 27, 2024 02:01 PM (YofvK)

222 DC is Evil.

The FIB failed to pay a whistleblower for 27 months, forbidding him outside employment, by simply stonewalling his application for outside employment. Also when they got around to it, they also reminded his counsel that as a federal employee, he had to watch receiving gifts (in the form of charity his family's friends had gathered on his family's behalf).

He was a "federal employee" simply receiving no compensation for 2 fucking years!

Let's by those assholes another building, shall we?!

Posted by: Axeman at February 27, 2024 02:01 PM (krQz2)

223 MAJORITY of Americans WANT a Border Wall for First Time in History – And All It Took was 3 Years of Joe Biden’s Open Borders and 10 Million Illegal Migrants

Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2024 02:02 PM (RHGPo)

224 219 Alec Baldwin as Michael Byrd
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 27, 2024 01:56 PM (1eY81)

"Elliot Page" as Senator Lyndsey Graham

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2024 02:00 PM (GYIa4)

Lena Dunham as Liz Cheney

Posted by: Gref at February 27, 2024 02:02 PM (5fDan)

225 WOW!

According to UK stats, 16.8% of men in UK prisons are sex offenders. 58.9% of "trans women" (men) in prison are sex offenders. Trannies in prison are 3.5x more likely to be sex offenders than men in prison who are not confused about their gender.

http://tiny.cc/4p54xz

Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2024 02:02 PM (6OrcJ)

226 Danny DeVito as Jerry Nadler.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 27, 2024 02:02 PM (R4t5M)

227 =

Is there money to be made in war?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 02:00 PM (GBKbO)

That’s what I mean though. They’ve already made tens of billions. Is it worth a potential nuclear war for more? What good is the money in a post-nuke war environment?

Posted by: Montec at February 27, 2024 02:03 PM (YofvK)

228 But do these assholes really want WW3 over fucking Ukraine?
Posted by: Montec at February 27, 2024 01:59 PM (YofvK)
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Those assholes all have bugout plans and assume they'd emerge from their bunkers as rulers.

...yes, I do believe they're that stupid.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 27, 2024 02:03 PM (tT6L1)

229 223 MAJORITY of Americans WANT a Border Wall for First Time in History – And All It Took was 3 Years of Joe Biden’s Open Borders and 10 Million Illegal Migrants
Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2024 02:02 PM (RHGPo)

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America should worry that it's preferences may not be respected by a ruling class that feels that winning by any means necessary is more important than allowing the voters a voice in the political process.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 02:03 PM (GBKbO)

230 I'm close to prayers of imprecation on DC.

Posted by: Axeman at February 27, 2024 02:03 PM (krQz2)

231 Jussie Smollet would be Barack Obama. He's already gay and everything.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 27, 2024 02:03 PM (2ocoG)

232
But do these assholes really want WW3 over fucking Ukraine?

Posted by: Montec at February 27, 2024 01:59 PM


They must think that some post apocalypse bunch of zombies aren't going to search out and discover the ventilation shafts of their underground bunkers and bury them under 10 feet of excrement.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 27, 2024 02:03 PM (nIvob)

233 227 =

Is there money to be made in war?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 02:00 PM (GBKbO)

That’s what I mean though. They’ve already made tens of billions. Is it worth a potential nuclear war for more? What good is the money in a post-nuke war environment?

Posted by: Montec at February 27, 2024 02:03 PM (YofvK)

If the goal is reducing the world population by 90%, then yes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 27, 2024 02:03 PM (ynpvh)

234 227 That’s what I mean though. They’ve already made tens of billions. Is it worth a potential nuclear war for more? What good is the money in a post-nuke war environment?
Posted by: Montec at February 27, 2024 02:03 PM (YofvK)

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"What's tens of billions when we could get hundreds of billions?!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 02:03 PM (GBKbO)

235 But do these assholes really want WW3 over fucking Ukraine?
Posted by: Montec at February 27, 2024 01:59 PM (YofvK)


Biden would give a speech saying that in line with guidance from "Hero of Democracy" Zelezny, the 2024 election would have to be placed on hold for the duration and all able bodied men in red states will be conscripted.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2024 02:04 PM (GYIa4)

236 That’s what I mean though. They’ve already made tens of billions. Is it worth a potential nuclear war for more? What good is the money in a post-nuke war environment?
Posted by: Montec at February 27, 2024 02:03 PM (YofvK)
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Power >>> $$$

They love it more than life itself.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 27, 2024 02:04 PM (7fElN)

237 Black's Postulate: all things being equal, the most outlandish explanation tends to be the correct one

Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2024 02:04 PM (geLO8)

238 235 Biden would give a speech saying that in line with guidance from "Hero of Democracy" Zelezny, the 2024 election would have to be placed on hold for the duration and all able bodied men in red states will be conscripted.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2024 02:04 PM (GYIa4)

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Hey, all that stuff I've said about gainz and working out?

Lies.

I'm fat. Pearl from Blade fat.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 02:04 PM (GBKbO)

239 Those assholes all have bugout plans and assume they'd emerge from their bunkers as rulers.

...yes, I do believe they're that stupid.


You know how most companies are destroyed when the stupid kids or grandkids take over? We're heading into that phase with the global elites.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 27, 2024 02:04 PM (2ocoG)

240 While speaking at a joint press conference with Polish Prime Minister Donald Tusk, Trudeau stated, “Russia must win the war.”

The prime minister of Canada quickly noticed his mistake and said “Sorry, Ukraine must win this war against Russia.”

Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2024 02:05 PM (RHGPo)

241 Russia blew up the first M1 Abrams put into service in Ukraine. Whoops. Whoopsie!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2024 02:05 PM (2ovLw)

242
If Macron wants to send boys to fight, he should pull out of NATO and send his own, instead of starting WWIII, because if the EU or NATO sends troops, that is what will happen.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 27, 2024 01:52 PM (lTGtQ)

The report says that everyone told him to fuck off but now the idea is out there and you know how these assholes operate.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


So far he is all alone. Is he the designated driver?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2024 02:05 PM (63Dwl)

243 French invading Russia again?... what could go wrong.

This would be a bad bad move ...
Posted by: ET


Oh, come on! It would be fucking hilarious.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 27, 2024 02:05 PM (IG4Id)

244 I'm feeling the need to get in touch with my ancestorial roots...

LETS DANCE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WF_GaLMloM


Posted by: Jimmy Carter at February 27, 2024 02:06 PM (X4yCj)

245 I can't wait for the Hollywood leftists to make a J6 movie.
______
"Date of Infamy"

That was the title of the book that had a picture of an FW 190 on the cover. And it was NOT written by John Blutarski.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 27, 2024 02:06 PM (1bNHn)

246 French invading Russia again?... what could go wrong.

This would be a bad bad move ...
Posted by: ET

Oh, come on! It would be fucking hilarious.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 27, 2024 02:05 PM (IG4Id)
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I'm sure it will take some time to get mobilized, so they'll be ready to go around...November? December?

Good luck with that!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 27, 2024 02:06 PM (7fElN)

247 How about we strike a deal. For every Russian the EU troops kill, we deport 1000 illegals.

Posted by: Montec at February 27, 2024 02:06 PM (YofvK)

248 DiSantis ancestry line seems to be an evil doppelganger offshoot of the real DeSantis line.
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at February 27, 2024 01:21 PM (VTu1l)

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Oddly enough this does happen! My grandparents and my grandpas brother came to America years apart and to different immigration people. So their names were written down by different people. They were brothers, but different last names!

Posted by: Chillin the most at February 27, 2024 02:07 PM (0uQp2)

249 Russia blew up the first M1 Abrams put into service in Ukraine. Whoops. Whoopsie!

Washington DC: Replacing it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

Taxpayers: Oh really?!

Washington DC: Money printer go BRRRRRRRRRR.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 27, 2024 02:07 PM (2ocoG)

250 DailyMailUK:

More women are psychopaths than previously thought, expert claims - these are the 7 key signs to look out for

Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2024 02:07 PM (RHGPo)

251 250 DailyMailUK:

More women are psychopaths than previously thought, expert claims - these are the 7 key signs to look out for
Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2024 02:07 PM (RHGPo)

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That's sexist (and probably racist). No female traits can be bad.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 02:08 PM (GBKbO)

252 Aren't all Dems operatives?

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 27, 2024 01:36 PM (8LKg9)

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"Apparatchiks, comrade!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Laken Riley (Business is business, and it's a murder most foul) at February 27, 2024 02:08 PM (anmER)

253 How about we strike a deal. For every Russian the EU troops kill, we deport 1000 illegals.
Posted by: Montec


So, no deportations at all then.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 27, 2024 02:08 PM (IG4Id)

254
Oddly enough this does happen! My grandparents and my grandpas brother came to America years apart and to different immigration people. So their names were written down by different people. They were brothers, but different last names!
Posted by: Chillin the most at February 27, 2024 02:07 PM (0uQp2)

You don’t say.
- Tomas Jonson

Posted by: Montec at February 27, 2024 02:08 PM (YofvK)

255 > Power >>> $$$

They love it more than life itself.
____________

I think they're trying to hide the really dark, horrible secrets they have. Z-man likely knows what those are, Ukraine being something of a clearing house for laundered money, sex slaves and whatnot.

The lengths people will go to in order to keep something awful a secret is staggering.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 27, 2024 02:09 PM (Q4IgG)

256

SERVANT OF THE PEOPLE
Watch the television series that catapulted Volodymyr Zelensky to the Presidency of the Ukraine.

JLTV is the only television network airing Servant of the People in all of North America.

Mondays, 8:00PM ET and PT

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2024 02:09 PM (63Dwl)

257 FFS Daily Mail.

What's next?

The "If your hand is longer than your face you're probably gay" trick?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 27, 2024 02:09 PM (VoAdT)

258 Oh, come on! It would be fucking hilarious.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 27, 2024 02:05 PM (IG4Id)
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Only if Germany and Sweden join the effort.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 27, 2024 02:09 PM (tT6L1)

259 The left is eating the left over the term "Rest in Power" being used for Airman flambe.

Apparently it is a black person only term. Which, technically Airman flamer was when he died.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2024 02:09 PM (2ovLw)

260 I have no doubt Justin Castreau is making money through Ukraine.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2024 02:09 PM (xcrUy)

261 It's impossible for there to be more female psychopaths than I previously thought.

Posted by: Wally at February 27, 2024 02:09 PM (mBPs6)

262 223 MAJORITY of Americans WANT a Border Wall for First Time in History – And All It Took was 3 Years of Joe Biden’s Open Borders and 10 Million Illegal Migrants

Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2024 02:02 PM (RHGPo)
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Lets roundup all those illegals and as they depart our soil, give each a brick (or whatever we use) to add to the wall. Figurative?

Posted by: Ciampino - Let me know when you run out of bricks at February 27, 2024 02:10 PM (qfLjt)

263 Watch the television series that catapulted Volodymyr Zelensky to the Presidency of the Ukraine.

Oh, come on. We know Zelensky was most famous for playing the piano with his dick, and that talent is what brought him to Barack's attention.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 27, 2024 02:10 PM (2ocoG)

264 Every woman is bi. Either sexual or polar.

Posted by: Montec at February 27, 2024 02:10 PM (YofvK)

265 Russia blew up the first M1 Abrams put into service in Ukraine. Whoops. Whoopsie!

Washington DC: Replacing it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

Taxpayers: Oh really?!

Washington DC: Money printer go BRRRRRRRRRR.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 27, 2024 02:07 PM (2ocoG)

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The Taliban has many for sale!

Posted by: ShainS -- Laken Riley (Business is business, and it's a murder most foul) at February 27, 2024 02:10 PM (anmER)

266 In laugh out loud news, Google lost 70 billion in market cap following their disastrous AI rollout.

http://tiny.cc/qp54xz

Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2024 02:11 PM (6OrcJ)

267 DiSantis came over on a transporter malfunction and has a beard.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at February 27, 2024 02:11 PM (OZjDX)

268 Wait. That is not how my name is spelled!

It is, now, chuckles. Take it or get back on the boat.... I thought so. Welcome to America.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2024 02:12 PM (2ovLw)

269 Headline at Insty: ONLINE CENSORSHIP IN THE UK HAS LED TO FAR MORE ARRESTS THAN THE FIRST RED SCARE.
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Nice going, 21st-c.

Posted by: Axeman at February 27, 2024 02:12 PM (krQz2)

270 This is not Ron, it's some other meatball.

Posted by: Axeman at February 27, 2024 02:12 PM (krQz2)

271 > More women are psychopaths than previously thought, expert claims - these are the 7 key signs to look out for

Want to bet the uptick in psychopathic women follows the rise in "experts" accepting the idea that trannies are women?

Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2024 02:13 PM (6OrcJ)

272 >>> 212 I understand the corruption is off the charts and everyone has made bank for the last 2 years from Ukraine. But do these assholes really want WW3 over fucking Ukraine?
Posted by: Montec at February 27, 2024 01:59 PM (YofvK)

We keep telling you there are too many of you; why do you not believe us?

Posted by: Klaus Schwab and the WEFtards at February 27, 2024 02:14 PM (llON8)

273 Every woman is bi. Either sexual or polar.

Posted by: Montec at February 27, 2024 02:10 PM (YofvK)

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And bicameral.

Posted by: ShainS -- Laken Riley (Business is business, and it's a murder most foul) at February 27, 2024 02:14 PM (anmER)

274 More women are psychopaths than previously thought, expert claims

Huh.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 27, 2024 02:14 PM (R4t5M)

275 This sounds like some shit they cooked up in the green room at MSNBC.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 27, 2024 02:14 PM (zDo4g)

276
At least the police caught the guy stealing everyone's mail in my area. He should have invested in a shredder, 'cause that's how they caught him. They picked his trash and found hundreds of other peoples mail.

Yes, he had plenty of melanin.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 27, 2024 02:14 PM (nIvob)

277 In laugh out loud news, Google lost 70 billion in market cap following their disastrous AI rollout.
Posted by: bonhomme


And your great-grandkids' tax dollars are making up the difference.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 27, 2024 02:15 PM (IG4Id)

278 I believe it. If you look at this guy's picture, he looks like a total perv/pedo/creep - so yes, totally believable.

Posted by: Cheri at February 27, 2024 02:15 PM (oiNtH)

279 How do you say "For sale French rifles. Never used. Only dropped once." in Russian?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 27, 2024 02:15 PM (17s+e)

280 274 More women are psychopaths than previously thought, expert claims

Huh.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 27, 2024 02:14 PM (R4t5M)

A the puppy-blender says, what would we do without experts?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 27, 2024 02:15 PM (T+Iwg)

281 >>> 229 223 MAJORITY of Americans WANT a Border Wall for First Time in History – And All It Took was 3 Years of Joe Biden’s Open Borders and 10 Million Illegal Migrants
Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2024 02:02 PM (RHGPo)

=======

America should worry that it's preferences may not be respected by a ruling class that feels that winning by any means necessary is more important than allowing the voters a voice in the political process.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 02:03 PM (GBKbO)

Silly TJM, don't you know that ripping out the smoke detectors makes it impossible for the house to catch on fire???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 27, 2024 02:16 PM (llON8)

282 Headline at Insty: ONLINE CENSORSHIP IN THE UK HAS LED TO FAR MORE ARRESTS THAN THE FIRST RED SCARE.
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Nice going, 21st-c.

Posted by: Axeman at February 27, 2024 02:12 PM (krQz2)

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Old & Busted: God is dead.
New Hotness: Orwell is dead.

Posted by: ShainS -- Laken Riley (Business is business, and it's a murder most foul) at February 27, 2024 02:16 PM (anmER)

283 The last time the French invaded Russia it was Napoleon and it did not end well for the French. Wouldn't be surprised to see the Poles grab territory including Lvov, Lviv, Lwow, whatever

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 27, 2024 02:16 PM (oyVa+)

284 In laugh out loud news, Google lost 70 billion in market cap following their disastrous AI rollout.
Posted by: bonhomme
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Could lead to Pichai's ouster.

Posted by: Axeman at February 27, 2024 02:16 PM (krQz2)

285 I'm sure there no correlation between women being told they need to be tough girl boss, delaying having children, rampant divorce and accepting men can be women....and an uptick in female psychosis.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 27, 2024 02:17 PM (tT6L1)

286 I think they're trying to hide the really dark, horrible secrets they have. Z-man likely knows what those are, Ukraine being something of a clearing house for laundered money, sex slaves and whatnot.

The lengths people will go to in order to keep something awful a secret is staggering.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 27, 2024 02:09 PM (Q4IgG)
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Those secrets are bound to come out eventually.

Perhaps those who want to keep them hidden just want to die before their secrets come to light.

Though that will not do their immortal souls any good as God already knows their darkest secrets...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 27, 2024 02:17 PM (7fElN)

287 The last time the French invaded Russia it was Napoleon and it did not end well for the French. Wouldn't be surprised to see the Poles grab territory including Lvov, Lviv, Lwow, whatever
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 27, 2024 02:16 PM (oyVa+)
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Grab all three!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 27, 2024 02:18 PM (7fElN)

288 America should worry that it's preferences may not be respected by a ruling class that feels that winning by any means necessary is more important than allowing the voters a voice in the political process.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 02:03 PM (GBKbO)
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Tut-tut, what are you thinking of doing with our taxpayer dollars?

Posted by: The Elite at February 27, 2024 02:18 PM (krQz2)

289 Nood. Macron lunacy.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2024 02:18 PM (GYIa4)

290 224 219 Alec Baldwin as Michael Byrd
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 27, 2024 01:56 PM (1eY81)

"Elliot Page" as Senator Lyndsey Graham

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2024 02:00 PM (GYIa4)

Lena Dunham as Liz Cheney

Posted by: Gref at February 27, 2024 02:02 PM (5fDan)
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Cruel, cruel ......

Posted by: Ciampino - No shortage of antipathetics at February 27, 2024 02:19 PM (qfLjt)

291 281 Silly TJM, don't you know that ripping out the smoke detectors makes it impossible for the house to catch on fire???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 27, 2024 02:16 PM (llON

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Huh.

I thought that was just carbon monoxide detectors.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 27, 2024 02:19 PM (GBKbO)

292 Silly TJM, don't you know that ripping out the smoke detectors makes it impossible for the house to catch on fire???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 27, 2024 02:16 PM (llON

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"Causation is a social construct epistemological tool of the racist white cisheteropatriarchy oppressor!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Laken Riley (Business is business, and it's a murder most foul) at February 27, 2024 02:19 PM (anmER)

293 In the Congress Isn't Doing Enough Dept:
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The Biden administration gave the UN migration agency nearly $1.3 billion in 2023, which it uses to help migrants on their journey to enter the US illegally.

Posted by: Axeman at February 27, 2024 02:20 PM (krQz2)

294 244 I'm feeling the need to get in touch with my ancestorial roots...
LETS DANCE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WF_GaLMloM
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at February 27, 2024 02:06 PM (X4yCj)

Why is the first guy dressed up as a Turkey? Gonna get shot during turkey season...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 27, 2024 02:20 PM (ynpvh)

295 The last time the French invaded Russia it was Napoleon and it did not end well for the French.
Posted by: Smell the Glove


No shit? Really? This is the first time we're hearing of this. Do you have any updates?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 27, 2024 02:21 PM (IG4Id)

296 295 The last time the French invaded Russia it was Napoleon and it did not end well for the French.
Posted by: Smell the Glove

No shit? Really? This is the first time we're hearing of this. Do you have any updates?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 27, 2024 02:21 PM (IG4Id)

Everybody involved eventually died.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 27, 2024 02:21 PM (ynpvh)

297 267 DiSantis came over on a transporter malfunction and has a beard.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at February 27, 2024 02:11 PM (OZjDX)

It was just a matter of time. The Horde never disappoints.

Posted by: browndog barks at the Prime Directive at February 27, 2024 02:24 PM (TTAGa)

298 Biden Planted a Democrat Operative in Fani Willis' Office

Some things, I'll do for free. Or even pay for myself!

Posted by: Fani! at February 27, 2024 02:24 PM (hSwza)

299 I can't wait for the Hollywood leftists to make a J6 movie.

Directed by Rob Reiner
Screenplay by Aaron Sorkin

Dolph Lundgren as Biden
Heidi Klum as Dr Jill
Patton Oswalt as Trump

Morgan Freeman as Obama

Posted by: Don Black

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Whoopi Goldberg as Melania.
Keira Knightley as Big Mike.

Posted by: ShainS -- Laken Riley (Business is business, and it's a murder most foul) at February 27, 2024 02:24 PM (anmER)

300 Why a plant when the Junta can, and has, just summoned Fannie to DC?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 27, 2024 02:32 PM (+AzbB)

301 Everybody already said this, so I'm going to say it again:

It is a shocking indication of how far European Civilization has fallen, when Germans and Poles aren't willing to fight Russians in Ukraine.

Will they NEVER LEARN??

Posted by: Tom Perry at February 27, 2024 02:46 PM (MX0bI)

302 "Expedia is cutting 1,500 jobs as travel demand slows"
Posted by: Jay in PA at February 27, 2024 01:21 PM (i7Q7S)

I don't know, seems like a typical commie fck up leading to a typical commie response of prosecuting anyone even vaguely competent within reach.

"HOARDERS AND WRECKERS REEEEEEE!!"
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Slows? You tried to book travel or rooms in popular destinations this year? Prices are through the roof.

It seems their model - and their stupid Key One program is no longer all that great. I'm booking everything through the actual entities, not third parties, because you are on an island if things go south - I'm sorry you didn't book through us, we can't help you.

Posted by: Black JEM at February 27, 2024 03:55 PM (GZYu7)

303 Biden+ Hitler+ Stalin+ Mao+ Castro=Tyranny

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at February 27, 2024 04:22 PM (wGqjj)

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