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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (2/21/24)
Quote I “All told, we intend to do this the right way so that we can create the right conditions for a safer, more peaceful future. And we will continue to actively engage in the hard work of direct diplomacy on the ground until we reach a final solution,” U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Linda Thomas-Greenfield
Quote II “It’s a very small price to pay to preserve paradise,” Hawaii’s Democratic governor, Josh Green
Quote III "For them to win over the opening of the Atlantic they will have to spread, and eventually force the Mid-Atlantic ridge to subduct. This may take more than 20 million years." Dr. João Duarte of the University of LisbonGuess we won't be around to find out he was wrong.
Quote III Skepticism about democracy — yet never ever explicitly voiced — is a growing problem among Democratic Party thinkers (though not Ezra). On one hand, they wish to turn around and call people on the Right, or libertarians, “undemocratic,” or “anti-democratic,” or whatever. On the other hand, when it comes to actual decisions of great consequence, they are the ones terrified of the democratic processes they themselves have created. They know that, but can’t quite bring themselves to voice their doubts in those terms. Tyler Cowen
If I am carrying a firearm. No dog would be in a position to attack me. And I don't care if the dog's owner is the POTUS. I would have put it down. The dog that is.
Biden gives away Commander after dog drew blood with attacks on Secret Service at White House, vacation home: documents
That still leaves the 2 legged bitch to practice senior abuse.
Thanks to Hrothgar I remember now how much cash I need to fill up "Marge" our Dodge Ram pickup truck.
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Of course the science isn't settled. Not when it comes to the perverse.
Health experts at a National Health Services (NHS) Trust in the UK have said that breast milk produced by trans women is just as good for a baby as the milk produced by a birthing mother, The Telegraph reports. The assertion was made in a leaked letter from the University of Sussex Hospitals NHS Trust, which defended the practice of trans women receiving a hormone and drug-based therapy to induce breastfeeding. The milk that a trans woman produces as a result of this treatment is "comparable to that produced following the birth of a baby," the letter stated, as quoted by The Telegraph.
Hmmm, I thought the science and taboos were settled. But, I guess it's a new year and new activities to pursue.
Who Had 'Scientists Suggest We Rethink Cannibalism' on Their 2024 Bingo Card? It's a tricky decision, whether or not to eat other people, and one that should be considered carefully, even though, "ethically, cannibalism poses fewer issues than you might imagine," according to an unsigned, subscriber-only piece in New Scientist. Nobody wanted to put their name on that or leave it outside the paywall? Never fear, I provided New Scientist with my credit card number — and, to my mild distress, with my home address — so I could read the excuse for cannibalism so powerful that its author must remain a mystery. "If a body can be bequeathed with consent to medical science, why can’t it be left to feed the hungry?" asks an ostensibly serious piece in a serious magazine with all the faux-depth of a pot-fueled bull session. Maybe because stringy old carcasses are terrible?
DENVER (KDVR) — State agencies in Colorado will be banned from using certain gas-powered lawn equipment during the summer, according to a new rule adopted by the Colorado Air Quality Control Commission. The rule applies from June to August. During this time, state agencies will not be allowed to use gas-powered lawn equipment with engines of 25 horsepower or less. The new regulation also prohibits the use of gas-powered push lawnmowers and other lawn equipment under 10 horsepower on other public property within the Denver metro and north Front Range ozone non-attainment area.
I wonder when the battery powered lawn equipment will be implemented on all citizens. But, on the bright side there are marijuana dispensaries on every other corner.
Once upon a time television shows displayed some qualities. Today, not so much.
New streaming data has revealed that older television shows have performed better than newer shows in terms of views. The newly released data from Nielsen showed that the top show streamed in 2023 was neither Succession nor The Last of Us but the show Suits, which debuted 12 years ago. Per The Hill: The most streamed show last year wasn’t the latest Netflix reality TV show craze. Nor was it the highly anticipated final season of “Succession” or the debut of “The Last of Us.” According to Nielsen, the most minutes last year – more than 57 billion – were spent watching “Suits,” a legal drama that premiered 12 years prior.
Imagine what Hill Street Blues, 24 or NYPD Blue could have been with a little more blood and cursing?
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You had one job. One job with 6 numbers.
When John Cheeks saw that the winning lottery numbers on the DC Lottery website matched his ticket in January 2023, he initially didn't know what to think. The prize amount was for a whopping $340 million. "I didn't shout or scream," Cheeks told NPR. "I just called my longtime friend." That friend advised him to take a picture of the numbers on the screen, which matched a combination of Cheeks' family birth dates and other digits. However, the ticket was repeatedly denied when Cheeks tried to redeem the prize. He was eventually told by the D.C. Office of Lottery and Gaming that the numbers posted online were a mistake.
I know there are several honorable attorneys here. So tell us, what is the nuisance value on this claim?
A couple of Genius Award Winners this evening.
The first comes from Oklahoma. Go big or stay home or in this case go back to prison, do not collect $200. Genius Award Winner Number 1, (H/T Hrothgar).
Man Allegedly Steals Semi Hauling $1.25 Million Worth of New Corvettes for Ride Home from Prison
The suspect had just been released from jail and needed a ride home when he allegedly decided to steal a truck carrying over $1 million worth of new Chevrolet Corvettes.
I'm not a burglar but one would think, "Get in, get out. Right now." Not our Genius Award Winner Number 2
A drunk burglar who broke into a stranger’s home and ransacked it was found by police in an upstairs bedroom eating biscuits. Scott William Donkin said his sister used to live in the property in Peterlee, County Durham and he was unaware she had moved. The 30-year-old had been released from prison just two days earlier, when he used a brick to smash through the back door on December 19 last year.
Disregarding her safety, our heroine saves an elderly woman. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
Brave Teen Rescues Woman In Wheelchair Seconds Before Oncoming Train
February 21, 2024 Today's good news story comes from Giles County, Tennessee. In a heart-stopping act of heroism, 18-year-old Lilly Baker is being hailed as a savior after risking her life to rescue an elderly woman stuck on the railroad tracks last week in Tennessee.
Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire & AceCorp, LLC. Both entities laugh at California's Prop 65 warnings.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: JQ at February 21, 2024 09:59 PM (njWTi)
Posted by: lin-duh at February 21, 2024 09:59 PM (PZo5T)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 21, 2024 09:59 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Admiral spinebender at February 21, 2024 10:00 PM (duT0u)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 21, 2024 10:00 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 21, 2024 10:01 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Admiral spinebender at February 21, 2024 10:01 PM (duT0u)
Posted by: 496 at February 21, 2024 10:01 PM (257O7)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 21, 2024 10:00 PM (dZVON)
Not here, it was National Chocolate Pancake Day with Dark Chocolate Chips to boot. Screw your sticky bunz.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 21, 2024 10:01 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 21, 2024 10:02 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: JQ at February 21, 2024 10:04 PM (njWTi)
A 'final solution'. You know who else put forth a final solution?
Posted by: Tonypete at February 21, 2024 10:04 PM (h/xVB)
— Pete Buttigieg
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 21, 2024 10:04 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 21, 2024 10:04 PM (qne3Q)
Posted by: RickZ at February 21, 2024 10:04 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 21, 2024 10:01 PM (hOUT3)
Glad you approve.
Sometimes I forget what I had put up there and have to look at it myself.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 21, 2024 10:04 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 21, 2024 10:04 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 21, 2024 10:05 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 21, 2024 10:05 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 21, 2024 10:05 PM (D7oie)
You know who drinks out of a bowl and really hates having sex?
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 21, 2024 10:05 PM (pjs7m)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 21, 2024 10:05 PM (Angsy)
Either way, it would be fun to paint.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 21, 2024 10:05 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: mindful webworker - currently at February 21, 2024 10:05 PM (z41p/)
You know who drinks out of a bowl and really hates having sex?
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 21, 2024 10:05 PM (pjs7m)
Your daughter?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 21, 2024 10:06 PM (QXQ4l)
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I'd pay to watch.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 21, 2024 10:06 PM (qne3Q)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 21, 2024 10:06 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: RickZ at February 21, 2024 10:04 PM (emlEe)
Fuck you haole, pay me. Pay me now. Where's my money!?
Posted by: Hawaii Dept of Tourism, Taxation, and Shakedowns at February 21, 2024 10:07 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 21, 2024 10:07 PM (ER9HB)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 21, 2024 10:07 PM (KglbO)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Even if one liked that, how could one eat a plateful without yaking it all up?
Posted by: Tonypete at February 21, 2024 10:07 PM (h/xVB)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 21, 2024 10:08 PM (9yWhg)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9olBf_amZn4
So AI is the wave of the future? Now how did you Humans get to the top of the food chain again? Nyah.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2024 10:08 PM (4NABb)
I'm betting he used a fork.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 21, 2024 10:09 PM (dZVON)
How incredibly tone-deaf... or was that intentional?
Posted by: mindful webworker - omg! at February 21, 2024 10:09 PM (z41p/)
Posted by: Robert at February 21, 2024 10:10 PM (sgzSY)
Posted by: Cicero
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Any K-bar, dude. Of course, I can't name any of them, because they change names about every 6 months (after getting busted for prostitution or whatever)
"Under new management! Formerly ______, bj's r us is now open!)
Posted by: JQ at February 21, 2024 10:10 PM (njWTi)
And we will continue to actively engage in the hard work of direct diplomacy on the ground until we reach a final solution,” U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Linda Thomas-Greenfield
There is only one "final solution" and all people of soul and conscience know what those two words mean. How dare Thomas-Greenfield deign to speak those words on behalf of Americans. How dare she.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 21, 2024 10:10 PM (KglbO)
Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at February 21, 2024 10:11 PM (UWRAE)
Posted by: RickZ at February 21, 2024 10:04 PM (emlEe)
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The rule is waived if you drive in.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 21, 2024 10:11 PM (qne3Q)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 21, 2024 10:07 PM (ER9HB)
Are you collecting now? I see our maples are starting to swell their buds here.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 21, 2024 10:11 PM (D7oie)
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We know you want a final solution. May the Israeli ambassador keep on negotiating with you until the IMF finishes it.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2024 10:11 PM (+VOV0)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 21, 2024 10:07 PM (ER9HB)
I was wondering about you today if you were making syrup. Another day of Global Warming here.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 21, 2024 10:11 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2024 10:13 PM (4NABb)
It would seem the judge and James looked at what Trumps liquid holdings were as well as his daily cash flow from his enterprises and said we'll take that.
Monsters.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 21, 2024 10:14 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: The Soylent Green Corp. at February 21, 2024 10:14 PM (RJAZT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2024 10:15 PM (4NABb)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 21, 2024 10:15 PM (gSZYf)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 21, 2024 10:16 PM (R4t5M)
And we will continue to actively engage in the hard work of direct diplomacy on the ground until we reach a final solution,” U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Linda Thomas-Greenfield
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Sounded better in the original German.
Linda, you Nazi wench make me a sammich.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 21, 2024 10:16 PM (RIvkX)
And we will continue to actively engage in the hard work of direct diplomacy on the ground until we reach a final solution,” U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Linda Thomas-Greenfield
LOL!!! The Biden Administration. Always sending their best and brightest!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 21, 2024 10:16 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: This Comment Is The Science at February 21, 2024 10:17 PM (pjs7m)
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The rule is waived if you drive in.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 21, 2024 10:11 PM
Biden thinks you should take the train.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2024 10:17 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: browndog won't ride the weinermobile at February 21, 2024 10:17 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Ripley at February 21, 2024 10:17 PM (PTDkx)
.... would that be Surprise Anal?
Right up the ol' Exhaust Pipe, Doc! Million to One Shot!
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. Cheers!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 21, 2024 10:17 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2024 10:17 PM (4NABb)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 21, 2024 10:11 PM (qne3Q)
But I want to take the train. I'm on vacation!
Posted by: RickZ at February 21, 2024 10:18 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 21, 2024 10:15 PM (gSZYf)
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I totally forgot about yhis.
Mother Effer
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 21, 2024 10:18 PM (qne3Q)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 21, 2024 10:18 PM (sRfrW)
Taken from near the ski area. It's a gorgeous mountain to photograph near Mt Baker and a good place for outdoor activities.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at February 21, 2024 10:19 PM (nXhai)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 21, 2024 10:18 PM (sRfrW)
It's probably petty of me to laugh at someone I know who may be going there soon, but too bad.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 21, 2024 10:19 PM (llON8)
Posted by: browndog won't ride the weinermobile
Why, yes. Yes it is.
Posted by: Buttigig at February 21, 2024 10:19 PM (h/xVB)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 21, 2024 10:19 PM (RJAZT)
Not tricky at all. I ate your mom last night and she had no complaints.
Posted by: SMOD 2024 at February 21, 2024 10:19 PM (Y2NGV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2024 10:20 PM (4NABb)
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A Special Mission Group has been assigned to the project.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 21, 2024 10:20 PM (qne3Q)
Hello Winston,
Thanks for pointing out where tonight's Top Pic was taken.
The problem with my source for photos is nothing is identified. And since I don't get paid enough to research the photos, well you get what you get.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 21, 2024 10:20 PM (QXQ4l)
Surely the guys doing that body mod had to be chortling uncontrollably the whole time!
Posted by: mindful webworker - hot... dog? at February 21, 2024 10:21 PM (z41p/)
Posted by: PaleRider at February 21, 2024 10:21 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at February 21, 2024 10:21 PM (WvGHv)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 21, 2024 10:19 PM (RJAZT)
Did she have 'Commander' with her to help in the loading process?
Posted by: RickZ at February 21, 2024 10:21 PM (emlEe)
How incredibly tone-deaf... or was that intentional?
Posted by: mindful webworker - omg! at February 21, 2024 10:09 PM (z41p/)
Uneducated idiot mouthing words she doesn't not understand. Much like most of the media these days. She wouldn't know anything about WWII because, well, that's ancient history and nobody needs to know about that since the world has changed so much.....
*spit*
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 21, 2024 10:21 PM (sRfrW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2024 10:22 PM (4NABb)
Wording?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2024 10:22 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 21, 2024 10:20 PM (QXQ4l)
I enjoy the pictures. Very peaceful and serene.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 21, 2024 10:22 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Robert at February 21, 2024 10:22 PM (Fwea8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2024 10:23 PM (4NABb)
Posted by: SMOD 2024 at February 21, 2024 10:19 PM (Y2NGV)
We can always count on the Horde.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 21, 2024 10:23 PM (sRfrW)
71 The best part of her speech was when she threatened, "The train is leaving the station, and you need to get on it now!"
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 21, 2024 10:19 PM (RJAZT)
Did she have 'Commander' with her to help in the loading process?
Posted by: RickZ at February 21, 2024 10:21 PM (emlEe)
Yesteryear she would have a cigarette dangling from her mouth when she spewed those lines with a German accent.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 21, 2024 10:24 PM (QXQ4l)
*spit*
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 21, 2024 10:21 PM (sRfrW)
Well, about that 'nobody needs to know since the world has changed so much' part. . . .
Posted by: The Canadian Parliament's Standing 'O' For A Ukrainian Nazi at February 21, 2024 10:25 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Robert at February 21, 2024 10:22 PM (Fwea
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And Dental!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 21, 2024 10:25 PM (qne3Q)
Posted by: mikeski, with the callback post at February 21, 2024 10:25 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2024 10:25 PM (4NABb)
Arbeit Mach Frei is tattooed on your a$$?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2024 10:13 PM (4NABb)
You can hear the wind whistle through her ears.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 21, 2024 10:26 PM (sRfrW)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 21, 2024 10:16 PM (sAmhv)
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She is saying what the a**holes at the White House want her to say, to announce to the world. Nothing more, nothing less. This misAdministration has no best and brightest, only foot soldiers.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 21, 2024 10:26 PM (KglbO)
I nominate you for POTUS, you remember important facts 24 hours later.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 21, 2024 10:26 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2024 10:27 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade"
She is yet another Historic First. Hard to believe we are being ruled by and destroyed by these idiots
Posted by: Ripley at February 21, 2024 10:27 PM (PTDkx)
How incredibly tone-deaf... or was that intentional?
Posted by: mindful webworker
I don't need my magic 8-ball for that one.
Posted by: mikeski at February 21, 2024 10:27 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2024 10:27 PM (4NABb)
Posted by: This Comment Is The Science
Nonsense! Just use the spit roast over an open fire method and let the fat drip onto the coals for that extra smoky flavor.
Kids these days! Sheesh!
Posted by: Alferd Packer at February 21, 2024 10:27 PM (RJAZT)
Posted by: U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Linda Thomas-Greenfield at February 21, 2024 10:28 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Robert at February 21, 2024 10:22 PM (Fwea
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*SHHH!*
I don't want to end up as "Former COB Tartare" at the AoSHQ cantina...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 21, 2024 10:28 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: mikeski, with the callback post at February 21, 2024 10:25 PM (DgGvY)
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You jest, but one day that thing could be in the Climbing The Ladder wing of the Kamala Harris Presidential Library.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 21, 2024 10:28 PM (qne3Q)
You're welcome and I'm glad to help.
That, "Final Solution" line, just like the Harvard Jew hate poster Ace showed earlier makes my skin crawl.
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Thinks
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Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at February 21, 2024 10:28 PM (nXhai)
*spit*
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 21, 2024 10:21 PM (sRfrW)
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Spot on ten.
An incredibly stupid statement made by someone I would bet had no clue. But.someone on her staff did.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2024 10:29 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 21, 2024 10:29 PM (LJCgz)
Posted by: PaleRider at February 21, 2024 10:30 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 21, 2024 10:30 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: RickZ at February 21, 2024 10:04 PM (emlEe)
I think it's currently pretty common for airports to charge per-head for arrivals and/or departures, so if Hawaii structures this as an "arrival tax" on air travelers they can probably get away with it.
(I am not a lawyer. Or Hawaiian. Or an airport tax collector.)
Posted by: BillyD at February 21, 2024 10:30 PM (F6Xpw)
Posted by: This Comment Is The Science
Think veal.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 21, 2024 10:30 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 21, 2024 10:01 PM (QXQ4l)
Why is the world so divided? Can't we disagree without being disagreeable?
I vote for the chocolate pancakes, too.
Posted by: Bosco Nova at February 21, 2024 10:30 PM (V5BDR)
Arbeit Mach Frei is tattooed on your a$$?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2024 10:13 PM (4NABb)
You can hear the wind whistle through her ears.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 21, 2024 10:26 PM (sRfrW)
Dear Linda,
I don't like you anymore,
handpicked for the UN,
Final Solutions on the floor.
Oh dear Linda,
...
(sung to the lyrics of "Dear Penis")
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2024 10:30 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2024 10:27 PM (4NABb)
Are you kidding me? An apology would require Justine to have balls. The Speaker did resign the Speakership, but not his seat.
Posted by: RickZ at February 21, 2024 10:30 PM (emlEe)
A 'final solution'. You know who else put forth a final solution?
Posted by: Tonypete
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Unbelievable.
And I remember when some CNN laser-brain said it was horrible that Donald Trump made some statement on August 8 -- which equates to HH if you're substituting letters for numbers, which stands for Heil Hitler, and that starts with a C and that rhymes with P and that stands for pool.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2024 10:31 PM (wjjYr)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 21, 2024 10:31 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 21, 2024 10:31 PM (V8he0)
How incredibly tone-deaf... or was that intentional?
Posted by: mindful webworker - omg! at February 21, 2024 10:09 PM (z41p/)
Uneducated idiot mouthing words she doesn't not understand. Much like most of the media these days. She wouldn't know anything about WWII because, well, that's ancient history and nobody needs to know about that since the world has changed so much.....
*spit*
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 21, 2024 10:21 PM (sRfrW)
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Just waiting for The Babylon Bee to have their posting about the ambassador walking back the statement, stating things like how the peace will be a real gas, and how they'll work hard, as work will set you free.
Just need to verify it's The Bee, and not Not The Bee. Because in this sector of the Matrix, you cannot be sure how badly they are going to glitch.
Also, can we develop a replacement name for the term "ambassador"? One that doesn't always have an ass in it?
Posted by: Another Anon at February 21, 2024 10:31 PM (QNMaY)
Posted by: Robert at February 21, 2024 10:22 PM (Fwea
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*SHHH!*
I don't want to end up as "Former COB Tartare" at the AoSHQ cantina...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 21, 2024 10:28 PM (BpYfr
There are some things worse than being "Former COB Tartare"
https://youtu.be/BNSg8qFlCBI?si=nnomUcD7fHk_yyyb
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 21, 2024 10:31 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Buffy Summers at February 21, 2024 10:32 PM (RJAZT)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2024 10:32 PM (+VOV0)
Posted by: BillyD at February 21, 2024 10:30 PM (F6Xpw)
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What exactly is it you'd say you do here?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 21, 2024 10:32 PM (qne3Q)
Posted by: Robert at February 21, 2024 10:22 PM (Fwea
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*SHHH!*
I don't want to end up as "Former COB Tartare" at the AoSHQ cantina...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 21, 2024 10:28 PM (BpYfr)
"These Hobos taste funny"
"That's because they ain't Hobos..."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2024 10:32 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2024 10:32 PM (W/lyH)
The rule applies from June to August. During this time, state agencies will not be allowed to use gas-powered lawn equipment with engines of 25 horsepower or less.
We tried something like this in MN during Jesse "The Mind" Ventura's reign. License plate fees proportional to the value of the vehicle.
Farmers screamed because big farm trucks are expensive.
So an exception was made for 3/4-ton plus trucks. (I think that's the cutoff.)
So nobody drives little trucks anymore. The driveway queens are all 3/4-ton.
Less revenue and more road damage from a law to increase revenue for road maintenance. Who could have seen that coming?
I foresee a lot of ozone in Denver this summer from the new mongo-mowers all the subcontractors will be driving to mow twelve square yards of sod.
Posted by: mikeski at February 21, 2024 10:32 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Matt Hooper at February 21, 2024 10:32 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: mikeski, with the callback post at February 21, 2024 10:25 PM (DgGvY)
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You jest, but one day that thing could be in the Climbing The Ladder wing of the Kamala Harris Presidential Library.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 21, 2024 10:28 PM (qne3Q)
Knee pads recommended for some of the rooms.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2024 10:33 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Ripley at February 21, 2024 10:33 PM (PTDkx)
Posted by: RickZ at February 21, 2024 10:04 PM (emlEe)
I think it's currently pretty common for airports to charge per-head for arrivals and/or departures, so if Hawaii structures this as an "arrival tax" on air travelers they can probably get away with it.
(I am not a lawyer. Or Hawaiian. Or an airport tax collector.)
Posted by: BillyD
I wonder if Hawaii will implement a 'Leaving' tax. Third World shitholes do this. Ethiopia for example. $10 (American) to leave there little shitty paradise.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 21, 2024 10:33 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 21, 2024 10:30 PM (RIvkX)
Like 6 days since our last industrial accident took a life or limb?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 21, 2024 10:33 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 21, 2024 10:33 PM (9yWhg)
There is no earthly way that fake milk triggered by hormonal stimulation is in any way, shape or form the equivalent of natural breast milk in terms of nutritional content or amount. Vestigial male breast tissue is just that...vestigial. The milk ducts and fat tissue that enable women to breastfeed are not well developed in men.
The driving motivation has to be satisfying a perverse kink, getting some type of sexual gratification from having an infant suck on your nipples. That is straight up PEDOPHILIA of the most vile form. Sick, vile, despicable child abuse. What a bunch of scum. If anyone ever deserved to roast in hell, it is a grown man who would do this.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2024 10:34 PM (991eG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2024 10:34 PM (4NABb)
Posted by: Braenyard
No latch. You just rub the hood for a bit and it pops up.
Posted by: mikeski fields the ground ball at February 21, 2024 10:34 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 21, 2024 10:35 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 21, 2024 10:35 PM (0Htd1)
Hey, I KNOW a GREAT way to reduce CO2 emissions on trips to Hawaii. Don't go. Those darn jet planes, you know.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2024 10:35 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2024 10:23 PM (4NABb)
Dear lord...the AI have become freakin' VTUBERS?!?!
Posted by: Robert at February 21, 2024 10:35 PM (dOel9)
Posted by: mikeski
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V-twin push mower, a sight to see.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2024 10:36 PM (+VOV0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2024 10:36 PM (4NABb)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2024 10:36 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 21, 2024 10:30 PM (RIvkX)
Like 6 days since our last industrial accident took a life or limb?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 21, 2024 10:33 PM (QXQ4l)
Wow, someone likes to tempt fate...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2024 10:37 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2024 10:32 PM (+VOV0)
The Rabbi included in his 10% off service. So, off it went!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 21, 2024 10:37 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2024 10:37 PM (4NABb)
123 Previous dog was named Major IIRC
Now Commander, what military rank will be next?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2024 10:34 PM (4NABb)
https://youtu.be/3gsWt7ey6bo?si=4jHMvyR7FwUzXYUE
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 21, 2024 10:38 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 21, 2024 10:38 PM (RIvkX)
It's like a Sekrit language
Posted by: Jethro Miklos Bodine, Amerimagyar at February 21, 2024 10:38 PM (rbTgL)
Posted by: PaleRider at February 21, 2024 10:38 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: This Comment Is The Science
Think veal.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
So, abortions? Their side already thinks they aren't humans, so it isn't even cannibalism-cannibalism.
Posted by: mikeski is worried about his brain sometimes at February 21, 2024 10:38 PM (DgGvY)
We will follow the protocols
Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 21, 2024 10:38 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 21, 2024 10:38 PM (qne3Q)
Just need to verify it's The Bee, and not Not The Bee. Because in this sector of the Matrix, you cannot be sure how badly they are going to glitch.
Also, can we develop a replacement name for the term "ambassador"? One that doesn't always have an ass in it?
Posted by: Another Anon at February 21, 2024 10:31 PM (QNMaY)
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They will put it out in their weekend magazine, the Zyklon-Bee.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2024 10:39 PM (W/lyH)
What about the future mental health of a baby that has been breastfed by a man? Have the geniuses in this brain trust looked into that?
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 21, 2024 10:39 PM (0Htd1)
I wonder if Hawaii will implement a 'Leaving' tax. Third World shitholes do this. Ethiopia for example. $10 (American) to leave there little shitty paradise.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 21, 2024 10:33 PM (sAmhv)
$10 to leave next week. $20 to leave tomorrow. $40 to leave today. (And well worth it)
Posted by: BillyD at February 21, 2024 10:39 PM (F6Xpw)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 21, 2024 10:38 PM (qne3Q)
You wouldn't know unless you try it
Posted by: Mayor Pete Buttplug at February 21, 2024 10:40 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 21, 2024 10:40 PM (V8he0)
It's like a Sekrit language
I still haven't really learned English all that well, and I'm monolingual.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 21, 2024 10:40 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
******
That was exactly what I thought. So no.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2024 10:41 PM (991eG)
Wasn’t there a group who created ridiculous scientific papers and submitted them to leftist publications who then published them?
Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 21, 2024 10:41 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: This Comment Is The Science
Check the price of flensing tools on Ebay
Crazy!
Posted by: Miklos likes girls with some meat on their bones at February 21, 2024 10:41 PM (rbTgL)
Sick, vile, despicable child abuse. What a bunch of scum. If anyone ever deserved to roast in hell, it is a grown man who would do this.
Posted by: Muldoon
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Those kids will wind up being taken from garbage-filled, feces-smeared homes by the time they're five and they've had all of their bones broken.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2024 10:41 PM (wjjYr)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2024 10:37 PM (ynpvh)
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Because my life is otherwise mundane and routine, I have a certain set of risky behaviors.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 21, 2024 10:41 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2024 10:42 PM (4NABb)
Who had that on their bingo card?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2024 10:37 PM (4NABb)
Imagine being marched to your death by cyborg lolis with rifles.
Posted by: Robert at February 21, 2024 10:42 PM (AhC1D)
Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 21, 2024 10:42 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 21, 2024 10:33 PM (9yWhg)
. . . and ten minutes later the Chinese navy moves into Pearl.
Fuck that. Deport the natives to Eniwetok or some other former nuclear testing site. It's probably cooled off enough by now. Probably.
Posted by: BillyD at February 21, 2024 10:42 PM (F6Xpw)
Here's why. At one time some idiot, I think it was a Catholic clergyman, suggested that dogs or cats that were euthanized, be used to feed Asian immigrants. All hell broke loose. I'm pretty sure that cooking up soylent green out of dead people would be an even bigger problem.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 21, 2024 10:43 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2024 10:43 PM (991eG)
Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 21, 2024 10:42 PM (MNhXM)
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But the man will be fulfilled, and that's what really matters.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 21, 2024 10:43 PM (qne3Q)
Why don't we eat city squab first? Besides, the more a muscle group gets used, the tougher the meat (and the longer cooking time needed--or use a pressure cooker).
"This pork tastes great! Was it hard to make?"
"this meat took a long time to cook, so I call it Long Pork".
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2024 10:43 PM (ynpvh)
What about the future mental health of a baby that has been breastfed by a man? Have the geniuses in this brain trust looked into that?
Posted by: nerdygirl
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It's not a man, bigot. No need to look into anything.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2024 10:43 PM (wjjYr)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2024 10:37 PM (ynpvh)
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Because my life is otherwise mundane and routine, I have a certain set of risky behaviors.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 21, 2024 10:41 PM (RIvkX)
You are just hitting me up for some of the Fabulous's fruit cake. Nice try.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 21, 2024 10:44 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: The Krewe of Zulu, actually is is a Social, Aid nd Pleasure Club, commonly abbreviated SA&PC at February 21, 2024 10:44 PM (rbTgL)
Thanks for pointing out where tonight's Top Pic was taken.
The problem with my source for photos is nothing is identified. And since I don't get paid enough to research the photos, well you get what you get.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
I figured the Morons and 'Ettes discussing where the pictures were from was part of the fun.
Posted by: mikeski at February 21, 2024 10:44 PM (DgGvY)
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China's elite already called dibs.
Posted by: Methos at February 21, 2024 10:45 PM (Dnobf)
There is no earthly way that fake milk triggered by hormonal stimulation is in any way, shape or form the equivalent of natural breast milk in terms of nutritional content or amount. Vestigial male breast tissue is just that...vestigial. The milk ducts and fat tissue that enable women to breastfeed are not well developed in men.
The driving motivation has to be satisfying a perverse kink, getting some type of sexual gratification from having an infant suck on your nipples. That is straight up PEDOPHILIA of the most vile form. Sick, vile, despicable child abuse. What a bunch of scum. If anyone ever deserved to roast in hell, it is a grown man who would do this.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2024 10:34 PM (991eG)
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Haven't touched the NIH article. For someone who has waded through the fire and the flames, do they discuss
"colostrum" anywhere? Or is that just swept under the rug?
Posted by: Another Anon at February 21, 2024 10:45 PM (QNMaY)
Giant Clam attacks Joe Biden at Delaware Beach where he was masturbating to a nude picture of Kamala.....
Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at February 21, 2024 10:45 PM (Qfk4E)
Weebs with waifus, "is that a bad thing?"
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2024 10:45 PM (4NABb)
Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 21, 2024 10:45 PM (MNhXM)
********
Two of my favorites as well. Nice call MisHum!!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2024 10:43 PM (991eG)
Sometimes I just get lucky.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 21, 2024 10:45 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Robert
Ehh, sounds like about the fifth least-worst way to go.
Posted by: mikeski at February 21, 2024 10:46 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Pinocchio's Ex at February 21, 2024 10:46 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Miklos from trans-National Geographic at February 21, 2024 10:46 PM (rbTgL)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2024 10:37 PM (ynpvh)
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Because my life is otherwise mundane and routine, I have a certain set of risky behaviors.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 21, 2024 10:41 PM (RIvkX)
So you embrace "May you live in Interesting Times"...
Posted by: Pinocchio's Ex at February 21, 2024 10:47 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Miklosin best Rodney Dangerfield voice at February 21, 2024 10:47 PM (rbTgL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2024 10:45 PM (4NABb)
Ehh, sounds like about the fifth least-worst way to go.
Posted by: mikeski at February 21, 2024 10:46 PM (DgGvY)
*Clears mind*
*Is now at peace with the oncoming AI Cyborg Loli Apocalypse*
Posted by: Robert at February 21, 2024 10:48 PM (AhC1D)
135
123 Previous dog was named Major IIRC
Now Commander, what military rank will be next?
Posted by: Anna Puma
Seaman 3rd class
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 21, 2024 10:48 PM (LJCgz)
You are just hitting me up for some of the Fabulous's fruit cake. Nice try.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 21, 2024 10:44 PM (QXQ4l)
Ooh! I LOVE fruitcake! I don't know why so many hate it.
Posted by: Pinocchio's Ex at February 21, 2024 10:48 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2024 10:48 PM (4NABb)
I'm curious... exactly what position in the U.S. Government does Hillary currently hold that entitles her to speak at an EU Security Conference, or further to the point, what success did she ever attain when she was in the U.S. Government that would make her opinion on security matters in the slightest bit interesting to anyone?
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at February 21, 2024 10:49 PM (fvaUq)
Posted by: Giant Red Penis Mobile at February 21, 2024 10:49 PM (PV3k4)
Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at February 21, 2024 10:45 PM (Qfk4E)
Biden masturbating just proves what an ageless virile stud he is.
Posted by: The Fellatio Media at February 21, 2024 10:50 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 21, 2024 10:50 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 21, 2024 10:50 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2024 10:50 PM (4NABb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2024 10:48 PM (4NABb)
I according to Wikidingdong it's streaming on Funi...ma...oh, wait.
Posted by: Robert at February 21, 2024 10:51 PM (AhC1D)
Posted by: Miklos in best Rodney Dangerfield voice at February 21, 2024 10:51 PM (rbTgL)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at February 21, 2024 10:49 PM (fvaUq)
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Can you imagine sitting there taking notes, looking interested and feeling like an idiot?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 21, 2024 10:51 PM (qne3Q)
Giant Clam attacks Joe Biden at Delaware Beach where he was masturbating to a nude picture of Kamala.....
Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at February 21, 2024 10:45 PM (Qfk4E)
Don't believe that one for a second; Kumala's way too old for his tastes. And he likes doing those things in the shower.
Posted by: Pinocchio's Ex at February 21, 2024 10:51 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
The Grits must be Kissed
Posted by: Flo at February 21, 2024 10:52 PM (rbTgL)
I keep doing that.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2024 10:52 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 21, 2024 10:44 PM (QXQ4l)
Ooh! I LOVE fruitcake! I don't know why so many hate it.
Posted by: Pinocchio's Ex at February 21, 2024 10:48 PM (ynpvh)
***
My old unit in Germany had a small 75mm salute cannon we used for flag ceremonies. it fired a blank and made a big boom.
My sergeant got a fruit cake for Xmas once.
It fit perfectly in the muzzle.
Damn...cake can fly!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2024 10:53 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 21, 2024 10:53 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2024 10:54 PM (4NABb)
I keep doing that.
Posted by: jim
Need socks?
I got.
Despite the Evil and Disloyal dryer.
Posted by: Ever Helpful Miklos at February 21, 2024 10:54 PM (rbTgL)
Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 21, 2024 10:53 PM (MNhXM)
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They're marketing a low-content version here. They call it the Stripper.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 21, 2024 10:55 PM (qne3Q)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 21, 2024 10:55 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2024 10:55 PM (991eG)
I got.
Despite the Evil and Disloyal dryer.
Posted by: Ever Helpful Miklos at February 21, 2024 10:54 PM (rbTgL)
Check the Tupperware shelf.
Those socks can migrate.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2024 10:55 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Pinocchio's Ex at February 21, 2024 10:47 PM (ynpvh)
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Not feeding parking meters is as risky as I get.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 21, 2024 10:55 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 21, 2024 10:56 PM (LJCgz)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2024 10:55 PM (991eG)
Same with trannies dancing in front of kids.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2024 10:57 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 21, 2024 10:56 PM (LJCgz)
^^^This^^^
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 21, 2024 10:57 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Anna Puma
What are these things? I don't do Twitter or YouToob or Instagram neither.
They seem connected somehow.
Posted by: Miklos retains the ability to read stuff like books, even at February 21, 2024 10:57 PM (rbTgL)
1. No big battle news today. The Russians continue to push at numerous locations, with the Ukrainians holding as best they can.
2. Polish "farmers" continue to block the railroad tracks at the border. They are preventing Ukrainian agricultural products from entering Poland, and coincidentally preventing NATO supplies from entering Ukraine. I have to wonder how many Russian agents are among them. I also note the Polish government doesn't seem to be in a hurry to clear them out.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 21, 2024 10:58 PM (RJAZT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2024 10:54 PM (4NABb)
I would "cash in" the digital copy codes that would come with the Blu-rays.
The digital copies never worked that well if you ask me. You'd download to watch offline but the downloads were subtitle only and the subtitles would quickly fall out of sync.
For a Sony company their app was kind of half-assed.
Posted by: Robert at February 21, 2024 10:58 PM (OflZX)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2024 10:55 PM (991eG)
Same with trannies dancing in front of kids.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2024 10:57 PM (ynpvh)
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We mustn't judge.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 21, 2024 10:58 PM (qne3Q)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 21, 2024 10:58 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 21, 2024 10:58 PM (zAlZT)
Those socks can migrate.
Posted by: Diogenes
There is Tupperware here older than me, probably bought at an actual Tupperware party when Kennedy was President.
Posted by: Miklos retains his Legacy at February 21, 2024 10:59 PM (rbTgL)
I knew he was in hospice.
Still, that's terrible. He was always a great 'Ron.
I shall have a drink in his memory.
When was his passing announced?
Posted by: Robert at February 21, 2024 11:00 PM (OflZX)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2024 10:55 PM (991eG)
Same with trannies dancing in front of kids.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2024 10:57 PM (ynpvh)
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We mustn't judge.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 21, 2024 10:58 PM (qne3Q)
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Well I do.
And if they try anything with a child in my presence, I judge a curb stomp is a good way to respond.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2024 11:00 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
Ain't no little about it
Posted by: John Lee Hooker at February 21, 2024 11:00 PM (rbTgL)
I knew he was in hospice.
Still, that's terrible. He was always a great 'Ron.
I shall have a drink in his memory.
When was his passing announced?
Posted by: Robert at February 21, 2024 11:00 PM (OflZX)
This morning by one of his kids using his Nic.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2024 11:01 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Robert at February 21, 2024 11:00 PM (OflZX)
Front page, side news.
Posted by: RickZ at February 21, 2024 11:02 PM (emlEe)
It is about using a baby to sexually gratify an adult.
Posted by: Muldoon
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I think you could dial up the evil even more. I think it's about hatred of women and mothers and the mother-child bond. Those babies are going to going to be the targets of sheer hatred.
I don't know how many such babies exist yet, but doubtless a few since the "testing" is underway.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2024 11:02 PM (wjjYr)
373 Early this morning my father the owner of this handle passed away in his sleep. One of his last wishes was for me to inform the staff and community of this website of his passing and to say goodbye on his behalf.
He is survived by his wife and two children and on our families behalf thanks for providing information, companionship and someone for him to argue with over the years.
Kind regards,
GnuBreed's family
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 21, 2024 12:31 PM (PrdaV)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2024 11:02 PM (ynpvh)
I'm curious... exactly what position in the U.S. Government does Hillary currently hold that entitles her to speak at an EU Security Conference, or further to the point, what success did she ever attain when she was in the U.S. Government that would make her opinion on security matters in the slightest bit interesting to anyone?
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at February 21, 2024 10:49 PM (fvaUq)
Wouldn't it be glorious if a Trump win meant Hillary carpet bagged her way across the Atlantic and inflicted herself on the Eurocrats demanding veneration and graft?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 21, 2024 11:02 PM (z+89e)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade
In other words, diversity hire.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 21, 2024 11:03 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2024 11:03 PM (4NABb)
Posted by: Robert at February 21, 2024 11:00 PM (OflZX)
This morning by one of his kids using his Nic.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Maybe somebody should do that for me.
There are jobs nobody wants.
Posted by: Miklos needs a Trustee or something, shouldn't cost much at February 21, 2024 11:03 PM (rbTgL)
Posted by: Robert
I saw it this morning. Wolfus reposted a message sent by his family.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 21, 2024 11:04 PM (LJCgz)
It is about using a baby to sexually gratify an adult.
Posted by: Muldoon
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I think you could dial up the evil even more. I think it's about hatred of women and mothers and the mother-child bond. Those babies are going to going to be the targets of sheer hatred.
I don't know how many such babies exist yet, but doubtless a few since the "testing" is underway.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2024 11:02 PM (wjjYr)
I doubt Mengele even considered this kind of testing on kids, and he was a monster.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2024 11:04 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Hovercraft Sales and Service at February 21, 2024 11:04 PM (V5BDR)
if they try anything with a child in my presence,
Posted by: Diogenes
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You know they will. They'll be flaunting it. Which is the point. They'll be in the mothers' rooms, they'll be out on park benches and in restaurants "breast-feeding" "their" babies, and wailing that a "woman" can't even perform this "natural function" without being harassed.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2024 11:05 PM (wjjYr)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2024 11:05 PM (991eG)
Should watch Vivy: Fluorite Eye's Song
Posted by: Anna Puma
It's on my list.
I've watched the opposite sort of show--like Prima Doll or Violet Evergarden, (or Mahoromatic, to dig into the archives)--where the super-soldier girl-bots have to learn to live in a post-war world.
Posted by: mikeski at February 21, 2024 11:05 PM (DgGvY)
Need a trustee? Talk to your state corrections department.
Posted by: RickZ at February 21, 2024 11:06 PM (emlEe)
Perfect . It made laugh and choke up at the same time.
Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 21, 2024 11:06 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2024 11:06 PM (4NABb)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2024 11:06 PM (991eG)
Speaking of legacy tv, we here in the windswept outpost have finished watching every thing Newhart. Both the Chicago and the ones in Vermont. We should just start over.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 21, 2024 11:07 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Hovercraft Sales and Service at February 21, 2024 11:04 PM (V5BDR)
Crap that hurt eels
Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 21, 2024 11:07 PM (MNhXM)
"That's a moray!"
Posted by: Anna Puma
What did they call electric eels before electricity?[/ii]
*******
That's a moray!
Posted by: Muldoon
The Horde mind is shocking sometimes.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 21, 2024 11:07 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2024 11:07 PM (4NABb)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2024 11:07 PM (991eG)
Posted by: Hovercraft Sales and Service
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LbLySbHLYE
Posted by: Miklos Darleen to sighn some Notarized Documents at February 21, 2024 11:08 PM (rbTgL)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 21, 2024 10:56 PM (LJCgz)
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Thank you for the news.
May his memory be a blessing.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 21, 2024 11:08 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: GWB at February 21, 2024 11:09 PM (mdc3p)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2024 11:09 PM (4NABb)
"That's a moray!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2024 11:06 PM (4NABb)
231 What did they call electric eels before electricity?[/ii]
*******
That's a moray!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2024 11:06 PM (991eG)
That's a moray!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 21, 2024 11:09 PM (F6Xpw)
Posted by: Hovercraft Sales and Service at February 21, 2024 11:04 PM (V5BDR)
Dunno, but it was probably a shocking name.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2024 11:09 PM (ynpvh)
Not Armitage III?
Posted by: Anna Puma
Also on my list.
The problem when you buy DVDs faster than you can watch them. Especially when you want to re-watch your favorites.
Posted by: mikeski at February 21, 2024 11:09 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Another Anon
Ah, another good point on this hideous idea!
I've mentioned before- hot Chicago day, I'm shirtless with our newborn in a front-carrier (giving Mom a break) when baby tried to latch on to my hairy nipple. The look of surprise "bleah!" on her face still makes me chuckle, a lifetime later.
Nipples on men aren't useless -- they're good for comedic effect!
Posted by: mindful webworker - first Dad joke at February 21, 2024 11:09 PM (z41p/)
Posted by: RickZ
They turned me down at at State Mental Hospital, so options are limited.
Posted by: Miklos and Darleen to sign some Notarized Documents at February 21, 2024 11:10 PM (rbTgL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2024 11:10 PM (4NABb)
Posted by: mikeski
.....and the crunchyroll and hidive subscriptions haven't helped.
Posted by: mikeski at February 21, 2024 11:11 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Hovercraft Sales and Service at February 21, 2024 11:04 PM (V5BDR)
Dunno, but it was probably a shocking name.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2024 11:09 PM (ynpvh)
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How do you say thatlittlesonofabitch!!! in early south sea islander?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2024 11:12 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune
Meh. The Euroweenies are just hedging their bets, in case the Clinton Crime Family ever makes a resurgence. Want to bet Hillary has plenty of compromising information on a lot of them?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 21, 2024 11:13 PM (RJAZT)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 21, 2024 11:14 PM (RIvkX)
Two pieces of mail today. 1: reminder to get a colonoscopy. 2: Get plaque checked in arteries.
I'm a healthy 29 year old. Not sure why they're sending me such things.
Posted by: scampydog at February 21, 2024 11:14 PM (41CYW)
A true Gentleman, from a Chemical Engineering background, mostly in the high-end, exotics "coating" industry. Stuff that could line the insides of pipes in certain chemical processes, and not let the contents attack the steel. Bottom paint for Fire Boats, which would sell for +$700/gal., and is sold by the 55 gal. drum.
He was clever, well read and well informed. And after retiring from the coatings industry, made his living by beating the odds at Poker in various Gulf Coast Casinos.
Three weeks ago, we conversed over the time of 30 minute phone call, and with some frank discussions of his conditions, respectful goodbyes were (tearfully) said.
He was one of Morons here, who'd make any of us proud to be Horde.
R.I.P., brother Mike. You've well and truly earned your rest.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 21, 2024 11:14 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2024 11:14 PM (991eG)
Posted by: Alizarin Crimson
I am not a man who gives up tears easily but that is exactly what it did to me this morning. This place is beyond description. It is a large, dysfunctional family with a few, strange 3rd cousins who hang around, but it goes beyond that. I couldn't explain this place to an outsider.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 21, 2024 11:15 PM (LJCgz)
Two pieces of mail today. 1: reminder to get a colonoscopy. 2: Get plaque checked in arteries.
I'm a healthy 29 year old. Not sure why they're sending me such things.
Posted by: scampydog at February 21, 2024 11:14 PM (41CYW)
They just wanna look up your ass and stick somethin' in yer mouth.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2024 11:15 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Lirio100 at February 21, 2024 11:17 PM (I5U35)
Posted by: Muldoon
There are words that rhyme with "Persevere".
"Endeavour" not so much.
Posted by: Miklos likes this Language of Englishters at February 21, 2024 11:18 PM (rbTgL)
I think that's classy & considerate.
I'll ask my kids to post news of my death here also.
My GD alma mater quit running alum obits in the school magazine. They said they're available only online now. I hate their guts.
Posted by: mnw at February 21, 2024 11:18 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Robert at February 21, 2024 11:19 PM (/3pCq)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Is that wrong?
Posted by: Miklos suddenly feels guilty, somehow at February 21, 2024 11:19 PM (rbTgL)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 21, 2024 11:15 PM (LJCgz)
Trying to explain this place to others is like trying to explain physics to Neil deAss Tyson, it just does not compute.
Posted by: RickZ at February 21, 2024 11:20 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Miklos sees solutions at February 21, 2024 11:21 PM (rbTgL)
Posted by: Lirio100 at February 21, 2024 11:17 PM (I5U35)
You ask way too many questions, comrade.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 21, 2024 11:21 PM (R4t5M)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y653dJQ_ecs
Posted by: Anna Puma
My first thought was, "The Japanese are weird."
My second thought was, "But we had "Batman.""
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 21, 2024 11:21 PM (RJAZT)
I'll ask my kids to post news of my death here also.
My GD alma mater quit running alum obits in the school magazine. They said they're available only online now. I hate their guts.
Posted by: mnw at February 21, 2024 11:18 PM (NLIak)
***
I've left instructions for Daughter of Diogenes to let you all know.
But with luck, I'll outlive all you wankers.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2024 11:22 PM (W/lyH)
Wasn’t there a group who created ridiculous scientific papers and submitted them to leftist publications who then published them?
Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 21, 2024 10:41 PM (MNhXM)
All I can say is Kumala knows what Willie Brown tasted like.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2024 11:22 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Miklos sees solutions at February 21, 2024 11:21 PM (rbTgL)
Your three ladies won't help?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2024 11:23 PM (ynpvh)
TBH, I had never heard of a French drain until she asked me about one.
Posted by: RickZ at February 21, 2024 11:25 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
They will take the trailer, money, beer, and all four (4) trucks and head out before any bills come due, or can be collected.
I done taught them girls.
Posted by: Miklos sees a kind of success at February 21, 2024 11:26 PM (rbTgL)
But with luck, I'll outlive all you wankers.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2024 11:22 PM (W/lyH)
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Same. Added that the randomness of witty good riddance comments would be educational.
Posted by: scampydog at February 21, 2024 11:27 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 21, 2024 11:28 PM (RIvkX)
Open in case of my death.
If nothing else so you can still sign in to WiFi
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 21, 2024 11:30 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 21, 2024 11:31 PM (RIvkX)
Open in case of my death.
If nothing else so you can still sign in to WiFi
Says "no connection"
Posted by: DiFi, formerly Dianne Fienstein at February 21, 2024 11:31 PM (rbTgL)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 21, 2024 11:32 PM (RIvkX)
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He's as brilliant as hair gel Newsome!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 21, 2024 11:32 PM (FVME7)
This is simply and directly taking money from the PEOPLE of Hawaii and giving it to the GOVERNMENT of Hawaii.
And...the left has had a minor goal of getting normal people to reduce tourism for some time now. This is a small step in that direction as well...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 21, 2024 11:33 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 21, 2024 11:33 PM (MNhXM)
"Endeavour" not so much.
Posted by: Miklos
There are words that rhyme with "Persevere"
It's easy, just think near, fear, deer, and beer
You'd have to be quite clever
To rhyme the word "endeavor"
I don't think anyone's that clever here.
Posted by: mindful webworker - good night Muldoon at February 21, 2024 11:33 PM (z41p/)
Posted by: scampydog at February 21, 2024 11:27 PM (41CYW)
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My best friend passed last year and I really miss busting his balls.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 21, 2024 11:33 PM (RIvkX)
It's been a doozy of a last couple days. My near 94 yr old mother fell in the kitchen Tuesday morning, and hit her head on a cabinet. Skinned up her left elbow as well. It didn't knock her out, but the EMS guys insisted on taking her to Greenville to check her out.
They were right. There were signs of a little brain bleeding on the CT scan. They admitted her for observation and are scanning every often to see if anything changes. These things can go south quickly.
So far so good. I don't know when they'll discharge her.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 21, 2024 11:34 PM (w6EFb)
It’s so stupid I would have guessed an actor uttered this nonsense. Who knows? Maybe she’s an acting ambassador? Probably related to Binder, or an ex-love-interest!
Posted by: Unkaren at February 21, 2024 11:34 PM (l/tQd)
Open in case of my death.
If nothing else so you can still sign in to WiFi
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 21, 2024 11:30 PM (MeG8a)
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I've got one of those. Addressed to my bro-in-law. Last line is, "I got the last laugh. You get my bow, but not any of the lever actions. "
Posted by: scampydog at February 21, 2024 11:34 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 21, 2024 11:36 PM (RIvkX)
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He's as brilliant as hair gel Newsome!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Also, Mr. Facebook, your wall building permit is APPROVED
Posted by: Hawaii's Democratic Governor, Josh Green at February 21, 2024 11:36 PM (rbTgL)
And then to top it off, coming back home from the hospital this evening, the Crown Vic suddenly overheated. Nearly home, I stopped to put some gas in.
Then, I noticed the electric fan was really whining, going wide open. Then the temperature gauge started climbing.
There was no coolant leak evident, and no noise or anything. I'm wondering if it's a stuck closed thermostat. Putting gas in, it cooled down, T-stat may have started to close and it just stuck.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 21, 2024 11:36 PM (w6EFb)
What the hell is on the regular channels now?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 21, 2024 11:37 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 21
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May Hawaii be granted the freedom it wants and deserves.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2024 11:37 PM (FQLP3)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 21, 2024 11:37 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 21, 2024 11:38 PM (V8he0)
Posted by: publius, Rascally
Thoughts and prayers for a Good Old Mama.
Wish I had one like that.
Posted by: Miklos at February 21, 2024 11:38 PM (rbTgL)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 21, 2024 11:34 PM (w6EFb)
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A prayer for her complete and speedy recovery.
Definitely do go to the hospital after concussion to the head.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 21, 2024 11:38 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 21, 2024 11:33 PM (RIvkX)
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As someone mentioned above, this place is just different. Most don't get it. A day walker in real life of the same mindset as the Horde...well that's a unicorn. Sorry to hear about the passing of your friend.
Posted by: scampydog at February 21, 2024 11:39 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 21, 2024 11:39 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2024 11:40 PM (FQLP3)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 21, 2024 11:41 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: RickZ at February 21, 2024 11:20 PM (emlEe)
Politics, recipes and fart jokes.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 21, 2024 11:41 PM (D7oie)
They've got a new out now. Still a squat fat girl singing, but a different one.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 21, 2024 11:41 PM (w6EFb)
Not a lawyer, but something tells me there's some fine print on the lotto's website that indemnifies them from misprinted tickets or techno-glitches.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 21, 2024 11:42 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 21, 2024 11:42 PM (V8he0)
Move across the pond. No matter how dumb you may be, the accent adds at least 75 IQ points as far as Americans are concerned.
You might have been the lowest paid cobble cleaner in Sheepbugger-on-Thames, Southwessex, UK... but with that accent you could be a CNN host or Harvard professor in the States.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 21, 2024 11:42 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2024 11:43 PM (FQLP3)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 21, 2024 11:37 PM (ibTVg)
Well, "The FBIs" are on CBS.
A number of bullshit propaganda cops shows.
The woman is watching some vet show on MTV now, there is some per pig. The pig's name is "Crackling". LOL
Doesn't beat Chris P. Bacon though.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 21, 2024 11:43 PM (ufFY8)
Thanks. Knock on wood, she seems to be out of the woods for a big subdural hematoma. But it can happen a good bit after the initial injury, especially in the elderly.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 21, 2024 11:43 PM (w6EFb)
No, not Miley, my 93 yr old mother (she'll be 94 in May).
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 21, 2024 11:44 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
I fart in your general direction
Posted by: Le Mikleuse, mes cheres amis at February 21, 2024 11:44 PM (rbTgL)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 21, 2024 11:41 PM (w6EFb)
Yep, that is the one I am referring to.
The chick can move, gotta give her that.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 21, 2024 11:45 PM (ufFY8)
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Reverse cowgirl, I guess.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 21, 2024 11:45 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Hovercraft Sales and Service
It varied. Most people called me Rob, or Bob. My wife? Glenda, Edna, or just G.E. Eel. The range and depth of eel names are such that one might find it shocking.
Posted by: R. Eel Jr. Esq. at February 21, 2024 11:47 PM (dwYB9)
Posted by: Kindltot
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Memes, weird memes, inexplicable to outsiders.
Fat guy, ottoman
Sofas
Toasters
Otters
shelves
Crocs
Vespas
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2024 11:47 PM (XeU6L)
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Reverse cowgirl, I guess.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Just Moonlight in the Pines
Posted by: Miklos sings Hoagie Charmichael at February 21, 2024 11:47 PM (rbTgL)
Posted by: RickZ at February 21, 2024 11:25 PM (emlEe)
Generally now it is a trench with a layer of gravel, a perforated ABS pipe (also called a drainage tile because they used to be made from clay) covered with another layer of gravel and some plastic to keep the dirt out. It allows sub surface water to drain out to let the surface water soak in.
Not the best thing for heavy clay soil, but better than nothing.
Originally a French drain was a trench half or fully filled with gravel, topped with something to keep it from filling with dirt, so that there would not be a need for tiling. The gravel kept it draining sub-surface water and from collapsing and being blocked. Once again it was one of those things that sort of work, but it would work in heavier clay with minimal investment.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 21, 2024 11:47 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2024 11:48 PM (FQLP3)
Fat guy, ottoman
Sofas
Toasters
Otters
shelves
Crocs
Vespas
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2024 11:47 PM (XeU6L)
Except the universal, bewbs.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 21, 2024 11:48 PM (ufFY8)
Sofas
Toasters
Otters
shelves
Crocs
Vespas
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.
And it all fits in a Messenger Bag
Posted by: Miklos, the One responsible for The Barrel at February 21, 2024 11:49 PM (rbTgL)
From a "TRANNIE?"
Wait...British Humor, "WINK WINK NOD NOD...Right?"
Monty Python still sporting after all these years.
Dang...John Cleese still kicking it out!!!
WHAT WAIT???
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 21, 2024 11:49 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: failed counting crows lyrics at February 21, 2024 11:50 PM (+I6Y/)
It’s so stupid I would have guessed an actor uttered this nonsense. Who knows? Maybe she’s an acting ambassador? Probably related to Binder, or an ex-love-interest!
Posted by: Unkaren at February 21, 2024 11:34 PM (l/tQd)
IMAO, post 10/7, some lefty Jews have been cudgeled out of their somnambulance. But I notice that if I listen to a somewhat sane lefty, agreeing on many things, the catch is always Israel. Always.
AFAIC, everything I needed to know about the Palis I learned from the '72 Olympics, when I was 16. They've been bringing themselves to my attention with their atrocities ever since.
I wish we'd stop giving Israel, and other countries, money. But I also want us to butt out when it comes to how Israel handles their terrorist neighbors.
Posted by: RickZ at February 21, 2024 11:51 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: scampydog at February 21, 2024 11:51 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: failed counting crows lyrics
Parking lot would work
Posted by: the Talking Heads at February 21, 2024 11:52 PM (rbTgL)
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 21, 2024 11:54 PM (TDvv2)
Move across the pond. No matter how dumb you may be, the accent adds at least 75 IQ points as far as Americans are concerned.
You might have been the lowest paid cobble cleaner in Sheepbugger-on-Thames, Southwessex, UK... but with that accent you could be a CNN host or Harvard professor in the States.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 21, 2024 11:42 PM (0FoWg)
I've seen many a Brit comment/statement saying they don't want James Cordon back. He was dumb as a box of rocks in ol' Blighty, but that accent gave him points here. {SIGH}
Posted by: RickZ at February 21, 2024 11:57 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: scampydog
I fold.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 21, 2024 11:57 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: irongrampa at February 21, 2024 11:57 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 21, 2024 11:59 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2024 12:00 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: irongrampa
The only explanation I can wrap my tiny head around is that it is a religion for them. One without grace, redemption, or wisdom but all of the zealotry, mass formation, and all-consuming certitude.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2024 12:01 AM (IG4Id)
Posted by: scampydog
I fold.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 21, 2024 11:57 PM (IG4Id)
***
Heh.
Then only facts of life chat I had with the 'ol man was when he put his hand on my shoulder, looked me in the eye, and said: Diogenes, don't gamble. You'll lose.
He was a master card player.
He wasn't wrong.
And I don't gamble.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2024 12:01 AM (W/lyH)
Fat guy, ottoman
Sofas
Toasters
Otters
shelves
Crocs
Vespas
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2024 11:47 PM (XeU6L)
Except the universal, bewbs.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 21, 2024 11:48 PM (ufFY
***
Puns and limericks.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2024 12:03 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Ciampino - haven't had dinner yet at February 22, 2024 12:03 AM (qfLjt)
He wasn't wrong.
And I don't gamble.
Posted by: Diogenes
I could beat my college buddies at any card game. Anyone. But, I knew for certain I'd get murdered in a competition.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2024 12:03 AM (IG4Id)
...on our families behalf thanks for providing information, companionship and someone for him to argue with over the years.
So nicely said.
The late Capt. Hate still needs to be added to the Absent Friends list.
____
Driver, this is my exit. G'nite, y'all.
💤
Posted by: mindful webworker - until tomorrow at February 22, 2024 12:03 AM (z41p/)
Posted by: RickZ
Done properly, a French drain is 3 or 4 inch perf pipe, sitting on 12 inches of washed drain field rock, wrapped in filter cloth, covered with another 8 to 12 inches of washed DF rock. Many people, contractors included, don't bother with the top covering of rock. Ask me how I know. Sounds like the system is clogged which unfortunately probably means replacement.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 22, 2024 12:03 AM (LJCgz)
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If you stare into your phone and look at nothing else for 20 years, it'll make more sense.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 22, 2024 12:04 AM (0FoWg)
He wasn't wrong.
And I don't gamble.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2024 12:01 AM (W/lyH)
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C'mon, bluff me, bluff me.
Posted by: Dewey Oxberg from Stripes at February 22, 2024 12:04 AM (41CYW)
Rest and peace to you, GnuBreed, and condolences to your loved ones. And I'm delighted that the GnuFamily followed his last wishes.
Posted by: Barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at February 22, 2024 12:04 AM (yoSgP)
A French drain in the structure. wow. Haven't the froggiest.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2024 12:04 AM (FQLP3)
Posted by: irongrampa
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Except, almost every elemant of society serves to reinforce their perspective. Friends, realtives, the media, schools, & etc.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2024 12:05 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2024 12:01 AM (IG4Id)
Which is why the left sides with the muzzies. The left won't admit it, but they like the strong horse. But not Putin. He's not a commie anymore. Gotta go with China now. Or the muzzies.
Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2024 12:05 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2024 12:07 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: irongrampa
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That used to bother me, too. Then over a Bacardi one night I realized, they are just not that smart. Life's been better since.
Posted by: scampydog at February 22, 2024 12:07 AM (41CYW)
It's common for crud to was into them and at the street for them to also receive stoppage.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2024 12:09 AM (FQLP3)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2024 12:01 AM (IG4Id)
Which is why the left sides with the muzzies. The left won't admit it, but they like the strong horse. But not Putin. He's not a commie anymore. Gotta go with China now. Or the muzzies.
Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2024 12:05 AM (emlEe)
Islam is a totalitarian political system that masquerades as a Religion and which allows no dissent. Of course Leftists love it, that's their dream world.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2024 12:09 AM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2024 12:10 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 22, 2024 12:03 AM (LJCgz)
Thank you very much. I will quote you, unattributed, when I speak with her next time.
She was told by her parents' neighbor (a whole couple of blocks/neighborhood has them, apparently the builder's choice) told her it needed 'cleaning' as there is some silt/dirt. But since it's never been maintained, at what point will she have to replace it? I think you gave me the answer and that answer is either soon or don't show the house in bad weather.
Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2024 12:12 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 22, 2024 12:12 AM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Occasional Commenter at February 22, 2024 12:12 AM (GXBIW)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2024 12:04 AM (FQLP3)
You're right, I've seen them used a lot in landscaping, but not in a structure. But they're the best way to drain a low point on the land with something that doesn't look like a drain.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2024 12:13 AM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2024 12:15 AM (FQLP3)
Posted by: they don't make movies anymore like in Bela Lugosi's day at February 22, 2024 12:16 AM (rbTgL)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 22, 2024 12:12 AM (0FoWg)
And after a few head choppings/crane stranglings, they'll get in line with the no gay thing, too.
scampydog is correct: "They are just not that smart."
Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2024 12:17 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 22, 2024 12:12 AM (0FoWg)
You have a very good point. Our culture made what may have been a fatal error in trying to reject religion; people will always have religious faith, it's built into us. If you take away the good, constructive faiths people will dive into older, far more irrational fantasy faiths, because they need something to fill the hole inside. They've created a new religion in which the only thing they worship is themselves.
and actually that's not new at all, it's very old.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2024 12:17 AM (S6gqv)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 22, 2024 12:17 AM (MeG8a)
Posted by: GWB at February 22, 2024 12:17 AM (mdc3p)
It's why I'm more worried about Islam than any other ideology. It's the only robust, self-confident religion left, so it will necessarily prevail. Very unfortunate.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 22, 2024 12:17 AM (0FoWg)
Posted by: GWB at February 22, 2024 12:18 AM (mdc3p)
Posted by: Miklos needs an appropriate jurisdiction at February 22, 2024 12:18 AM (rbTgL)
Posted by: RickZ at February 21, 2024 10:04 PM (emlEe)
Can you enter Hawaii for $12.50 if you promise to keep one eye closed to minimize wear and tear on the scenery?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2024 12:19 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: RickZ
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That elaborate work sounds more like an old time septic line.
More than likely that drain is just a pipe; pvc, concrete, or drain tubing. It would make the plumber happy if the grate were loosened before he arrived. It's probably not a big deal.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2024 12:20 AM (FQLP3)
Posted by: JB1000 at February 22, 2024 12:20 AM (NptO6)
It's time to recognize, and celebrate George Washington's birthday, rather than that fake holiday.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2024 12:20 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
FUN FACT
Arab Moslem countries import about 70% of their food.
In some cases 90%.
Posted by: Miklos Family Farms at February 22, 2024 12:21 AM (rbTgL)
There are neighborhoods like that.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2024 12:22 AM (FQLP3)
Posted by: JB1000 at February 22, 2024 12:20 AM (NptO6)
I'd like to see them collect for the Sentinelese. Put it on PPV; would make lots of $$$.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 12:24 AM (ynpvh)
Arab Moslem countries import about 70% of their food.
In some cases 90%.
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See this? *pours out handful of sand*
This is SAND
You know what grows in sand?
NOTHING!!!!!
AAAH AAAAAH AAAAAAAGH!
Posted by: zombie Sam Kinnison at February 22, 2024 12:24 AM (njWTi)
Damn...and Damn again
He was a very fine Moron and was a great poster for many a year...
Damn
I ...night horde
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 22, 2024 12:24 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: zombie Sam Kinnison at February 22, 2024 12:25 AM (njWTi)
NOTHING!!!!!
AAAH AAAAAH AAAAAAAGH!
Posted by: zombie Sam Kinnison
Collards do OK
Posted by: Miklos Family Farms at February 22, 2024 12:25 AM (rbTgL)
Arab Moslem countries import about 70% of their food.
In some cases 90%.
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See this? *pours out handful of sand*
This is SAND
You know what grows in sand?
NOTHING!!!!!
AAAH AAAAAH AAAAAAAGH!
Posted by: zombie Sam Kinnison at February 22, 2024 12:24 AM (njWTi)
Sand worms?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 12:25 AM (ynpvh)
It's why I'm more worried about Islam than any other ideology. It's the only robust, self-confident religion left, so it will necessarily prevail. Very unfortunate.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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They murdered Malcom X because he was on to them.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2024 12:25 AM (FQLP3)
Posted by: Tom at February 22, 2024 12:26 AM (ZvGil)
In some cases 90%.
Posted by: Miklos Family Farms at February 22, 2024 12:21 AM (rbTgL)
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Russia, Canada, USA. Three largest grain exporters in the world. Makes for interesting bedfellows.
Posted by: scampydog at February 22, 2024 12:27 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2024 12:27 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 22, 2024 12:28 AM (RJAZT)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2024 12:28 AM (FQLP3)
Sometimes the cost/benefit pros and cons analysis can be nuts.
Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2024 12:28 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Miklos also avoids flip-slops in the okra patch at February 22, 2024 12:30 AM (rbTgL)
Nasty Nikki Haley has been raping my voice mail, leaving undesired messages demanding I vote for her.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 22, 2024 12:30 AM (w6EFb)
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Our septic drain field was plugged with sediment, causing a backup... Not fun...
Roto-Rooter had the kind of pressure washing system suggested above. They "rodded it out" and it's been fine for many years since.
Posted by: JQ at February 22, 2024 12:31 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 22, 2024 12:30 AM (w6EFb)
Red flag her for stalking.
Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2024 12:33 AM (emlEe)
Nasty Nikki Haley has been raping my voice mail, leaving undesired messages demanding I vote for her.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 22, 2024 12:30 AM (w6EFb)
I wonder what board or sinecure she'll get when she finally loses.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 12:33 AM (ynpvh)
For it to be a French drain water will be high enough to come into the structure. The idea of the French drain is to keep water from coming into the structure.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2024 12:34 AM (FQLP3)
Posted by: JQ at February 22, 2024 12:31 AM (njWTi)
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What's that you say?
Posted by: Pete Buttiguig at February 22, 2024 12:34 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: BillyD at February 21, 2024 10:42 PM (F6Xpw)
Just revert Hawaii to Territorial status, and annex Alberta instead to keep 50 stars on the flag.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2024 12:34 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
We have an...arrangement
Posted by: the Soros Family at February 22, 2024 12:35 AM (rbTgL)
Nasty Nikki Haley has been raping my voice mail, leaving undesired messages demanding I vote for her.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
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I can block and report nuisance calls.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2024 12:36 AM (FQLP3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2024 12:34 AM (tkR6S)
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I'm on board with that plan.
Posted by: scampydog at February 22, 2024 12:36 AM (41CYW)
In some cases 90%.
Posted by: Miklos Family Farms at February 22, 2024 12:21 AM (rbTgL)
But man doesn't live by bread alone, and civilizations certainly don't.
Judaism and Christianity both permit free will. If faith isn't reinforced consistently in the broader society, there's always an alternative - pure, soulless materialism.
But that doesn't actually work. iPhones, drugs and ever-weirder sex aren't an acceptable substitute for a spiritual life, and in the absence of one, people will recoil and seek discipline, like the children they've become. It's only natural.
So in the void, they'll look to any ideology that promises meaning and gives them rules to live by. They've been looking to States and Parties for a little while now, but those have failed. Soon they'll look to G-d again, and the strongest god standing at the moment is the evil one.
In the long run, of course, Allah will be stricken down. But he's gonna have his day again, and soon.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 22, 2024 12:36 AM (0FoWg)
Kindly old Irongrampa I think nearly became an "Absent Friend" yesterday in the act of going in the garage door into our kitchen. Right in the midst of the act a loud bang, then a simultaneous impact next to my face. This was so quick there was no hope of any reaction, it was just too fast.
What happened was the door spring literally shattered at the end and a nasty piece embedded in the drywall. An inch left and I'm gone. A careful inspection when I was able to function after a sit down and cigarette resulted in the job just finished of 4 new springs, some hardware and safety wires to keep this from nearly killing anyone else. My bad for never checking door springs, simply never gave that a bit of thought.
Posted by: irongrampa at February 22, 2024 12:40 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
If the Greenies get their way regarding food production, for a time, many will starve.
This is obvious.
Posted by: Miklos wonders if he can borrow Publius' Museum of Agricultural Machinery to dump manure here and t at February 22, 2024 12:40 AM (rbTgL)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2024 12:34 AM (FQLP3)
There's quite a bit about Staten Island construction that's odd. Not kidding, either. A french drain in the garage is just one of the 'well that's how they do on Staten Island' responses I get when I query something odd. I don't know if it's building codes, being an island or what, but it is definitely it's own little world when it come to housing construction. Like I said, I had never heard of this critter called a French drain before. Live and learn.
Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2024 12:41 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2024 12:42 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: ZOD at February 22, 2024 12:43 AM (JAgBS)
Posted by: JQ at February 22, 2024 12:31 AM
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Hawt.
Posted by: Aidan Maese-Czeropski at February 22, 2024 12:43 AM (kNWQk)
Posted by: Respected Elder Miklos (the Lumbee really need a casino and duty free alcohol and smokes) at February 22, 2024 12:43 AM (rbTgL)
Kindly old Irongrampa I think nearly became an "Absent Friend" yesterday in the act of going in the garage door into our kitchen. Right in the midst of the act a loud bang, then a simultaneous impact next to my face. This was so quick there was no hope of any reaction, it was just too fast.
What happened was the door spring literally shattered at the end and a nasty piece embedded in the drywall. An inch left and I'm gone. A careful inspection when I was able to function after a sit down and cigarette resulted in the job just finished of 4 new springs, some hardware and safety wires to keep this from nearly killing anyone else. My bad for never checking door springs, simply never gave that a bit of thought.
Posted by: irongrampa at February 22, 2024 12:40 AM (KATBx)
Yeah, those bad boys are under a LOT of tension/strain. I had to replace mine more than a few years ago when one of them kinds blew up like that (original ones attached to the door when I bought the house). No pieces near me, fortunately, but spring pieces all the way across the garage, with a piece hitting and denting my washer (or was it my dryer?). Replaced ALL of them with new springs.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 12:43 AM (ynpvh)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvUeFQWtvIE
Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2024 12:44 AM (FQLP3)
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Sounds like a 'dry well'-- a place for water to go, to be absorbed by earth below it rather than routed to some other waterway.
Posted by: JQ at February 22, 2024 12:44 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: He Who is Loyal to The One with The in-his-Hair Thing at February 22, 2024 12:45 AM (rbTgL)
Posted by: ZOD at February 22, 2024 12:43 AM (JAgBS)
Hey Zod, how's it going?
This morn, got news that GnuBreed has passed.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 12:45 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: JQ
Fine and Prison Time just for saying that
Posted by: the EPA at February 22, 2024 12:46 AM (rbTgL)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 21, 2024 11:28 PM (RIvkX)
Seconded. A very thoughtful and respectful post.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2024 12:46 AM (tkR6S)
Now imagine a civilian firing a shot at a speeding car, in town. Immediate arrest for discharging a weapon inside city limits, brandishing a weapon, and any other charges they could conjure up.
Posted by: Ciampino - and if he had hit the perp? at February 22, 2024 12:46 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 12:46 AM (ynpvh)
Night all.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 12:48 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim
My current hash looks like something from Pfizer, soon to be Mandatory
Posted by: Miklos is unvaxxed, so come on Ladies at February 22, 2024 12:48 AM (rbTgL)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 22, 2024 12:36 AM (0FoWg)
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This is interesting, YD. I’ve thought a lot about how fast the masses bent a knee and bowed their heads during the Covid nonsense and how that might impact the longer arc and behavior/actions. In a broader sense, how easily and quickly they blindly followed an allegedly non-ideological set of rules to live by. Both in a religious lens and a lens of evil.
Posted by: scampydog at February 22, 2024 12:53 AM (41CYW)
Farcical!
That groundbreaking study that led the UK NHS to declare that breastmilk expressed by men pumped full of hormones is exactly the same as female breastmilk and 100% safe was from a study of 1 patient, there was no consent or consideration given to the baby experimented on, and the actual birth mother was breastfeeding at the same time, and all milk tested by the "scientists" was supplied from the home, not expressed by the man in the lab.
Posted by: Ciampino - This is minority science hence small sample at February 22, 2024 12:53 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: reason at February 22, 2024 12:53 AM (kNWQk)
Posted by: ZOD Prove it
Posted by: He Who is Loyal to The One with The in-his-Hair Thing at February 22, 2024 12:45 AM (rbTgL)
Yao.
This time it was the old one. He had taken the Great Father's lodge which was the lodge of Sun-In-His-Hair but was no longer his.
They called him Chews-His-Talk.
He had taken into the lodge a dumb cackling black woman. She did not have a name; she never would.
Chews-His-Talk called a council. His chiefs were meek, evasive. They listened as Chews, smiling absently, ate food that fell from his mouth.
Posted by: ZOD at February 22, 2024 12:54 AM (JAgBS)
Now see?
We can have nice things, as related by the Wise Ones.
Posted by: Miklos had sun in his hair, when he had hair at February 22, 2024 12:56 AM (rbTgL)
Posted by: jim
I thought it was complimenting the Horde.
"Ja, good BS."
Posted by: mikeski at February 22, 2024 12:57 AM (DgGvY)
I want a new installment of Flypaper Whiskey. I figure we may have to wait 8-9 months for Sun-in-His-Hair.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 22, 2024 12:58 AM (0FoWg)
Posted by: reason
I would consult Prof. Dr. Chikoadinaka Wnankpa, Healer Of Herbalist Knowlewdges
He is very good with Modalities.
Posted by: Miklos is a Doctor of a kind, so it's OK at February 22, 2024 12:59 AM (rbTgL)
This morn, got news that GnuBreed has passed.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 12:45 AM (ynpvh)
We don't have to choose the time or the method (usually we can't), but we can choose the final dispensation.
ZOD will be burned; his cremains will spice the Chesapeake Bay.
Men will name their sons ZOD.
Posted by: ZOD at February 22, 2024 12:59 AM (JAgBS)
Posted by: irongrampa at February 22, 2024 12:40 AM (KATBx)
Holy moley! Glad you are OK! Was this one of those multiple-coil torsion springs, or a long tension spring?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2024 12:59 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: scampydog at February 22, 2024 12:59 AM (41CYW)
I've got a new little watching hobby since there's nothing on t.v. and I've memorized all the Frasier episodes.
Caving disasters.
Cave diving disasters.
Whoa. The graphics on those videos is vivid. Claustrophobia warnings. In some cases there's GoPro video from recovered dead divers. Can't stop watching the darn things.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 22, 2024 12:59 AM (wjjYr)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 22, 2024 01:00 AM (0FoWg)
Posted by: jim
I thought it was complimenting the Horde.
"Ja, good BS."
Posted by: mikeski
ja, Englishter "humour"
Posted by: Miklos von und zu Miklostein at February 22, 2024 01:00 AM (rbTgL)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 22, 2024 12:58 AM (0FoWg)
Your wish is my opportunity to crush your will.
Hmm. That was a gin-fueled narrative. I'm in Babylon tonight; I'll be back in Fairlee tomorrow, And Will Resume.
Posted by: ZOD at February 22, 2024 01:02 AM (JAgBS)
Posted by: Democrat voters of 2036 at February 22, 2024 01:02 AM (rbTgL)
I went to DC as a child once. I'm still ashamed of setting foot on that cursed earth.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 22, 2024 01:05 AM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
It's not the ball, it's the cue.
*offers one of many eye patches*
Posted by: Miklos learns, but always the hard way at February 22, 2024 01:05 AM (rbTgL)
Posted by: Democrat voters of 2036 at February 22, 2024 01:02 AM (rbTgL)
You do not have to know, Democrats.
(nods to the bath salt gorilla bodyguard)
Ruin their reproductive organs.
Posted by: ZOD at February 22, 2024 01:06 AM (JAgBS)
Posted by: ZOD at February 22, 2024 01:09 AM (JAgBS)
Once DJT has been completely bled dry-- or worse-- her world will still suck. She will still be a bitter bitch and her daily, unhappy, life won't change one bit.
At that point, I will laugh in her face and remind her how she thought *everything will be wonderful* afterward...
Posted by: JQ at February 22, 2024 01:10 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Miklos, your lair or mine at February 22, 2024 01:12 AM (rbTgL)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 22, 2024 01:05 AM (0FoWg)
Your burial will be less than mine.
Posted by: ZOD at February 22, 2024 01:13 AM (JAgBS)
Posted by: ZOD at February 22, 2024 01:15 AM (JAgBS)
Take my mortal remains a bit offshore from Yucatan.
For a week the crabs in that small village will be free.
Posted by: Miklos, maker of Plans at February 22, 2024 01:17 AM (rbTgL)
Posted by: JewishOdysseus at February 22, 2024 01:17 AM (NMkzy)
A plastic bong with a cutout taped to it from Time magazine of a Japanese kid in a suit w/briefcase, smiling, circa 1983.
The bong? "Oddjob."
Ah, college.
Posted by: ZOD at February 22, 2024 01:19 AM (JAgBS)
The dead people should sue the judge that let him off.
Posted by: Ciampino - Minority crime at February 22, 2024 01:19 AM (qfLjt)
This was a long tension spring, it snapped in an odd manner right at the connection, then about 4 or 5 inches down the spring it simply blew up. Never saw a door spring do that in my life. It was as if there was tension suddenly released.
Posted by: irongrampa at February 22, 2024 01:20 AM (KATBx)
I will laugh in her face and remind her how she thought *everything will be wonderful* afterward...
Posted by: JQ
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I thought that was supposed to happen when Saint Barack was elected -- TWICE. The first time with a veto-proof legislature. What, those 8 years weren't golden for her? Or maybe they were, but the effects of his glorious efforts vanished the moment he left office -- meaning that he failed to establish a lasting groove?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 22, 2024 01:20 AM (wjjYr)
Thank you! I was in that thread, and expressed similar thoughts, but did not pick up on the Cassius Clay likeness. But old Nasser was a gimme.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2024 01:21 AM (tkR6S)
HR is such a pain
They want specific job descriptions for-
-minions
-lackeys
-henchmen
And life insurance for #2
How am I supposed to know all of this?
I am thinking HR + Piranhas looks good.
Anyone with experience? Tks
Posted by: Miklos, Global Controll is not as easy as it looks at February 22, 2024 01:22 AM (rbTgL)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
"How Stella got her Groove Back-but it turned out to be just a cheap-ass Obamaphone"
Posted by: Miklos, who could, but will not write that at February 22, 2024 01:24 AM (rbTgL)
(the bells ring, flower-slaves are gutted and fed to Tlactuapactilopitlochtli, the sun sets)
Three months from now the survey will resume.
Posted by: ZOD at February 22, 2024 01:25 AM (JAgBS)
One would like to think that a US ambassador to the UN would have been fully briefed on the background of the subject under discussion. One would also like to think that Madam Ambassador had absorbed more in high school than how oppressed and down trodden she is.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I stand with Israel and all Jews everywhere at February 22, 2024 01:26 AM (ET1Q8)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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She didn't pay attention to politics AT ALL, until the teevee (during obastard's reign) told her to!
Like Mom used to say-- some people get their opinions spoon-fed to them from the idiot box.
Boggles my brain that sis & I are sooooo opposite.
Posted by: JQ at February 22, 2024 01:26 AM (njWTi)
http://tinyurl.com/5n6uzt3m
/ X (twitter.com)
Posted by: Ciampino - Too much snow in Canada at February 22, 2024 01:26 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Aspiring Miklos at February 22, 2024 01:26 AM (rbTgL)
Posted by: irongrampa at February 22, 2024 01:20 AM (KATBx)
My best guess? Eye of spring failed due to stress-induced corrosion, and the sudden release of tension sent a pressure wave down the spring, and at one point two coils collided with enough force to shatter the metal.
I have an old flip-up garage door on my barn at home (liberated from the town dump, many years ago), and I did not want to mess with springs, so I counterweighted it with a pair of Studebaker cylinder heads, suspended on quarter-inch wire rope. Has worked fine for years. I needed one of the heads, once, and swapped in a different one.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2024 01:28 AM (tkR6S)
This is Good.
*lights all flames of the Tzompanti*
This is all so beautiful.
Posted by: Crazy Miklos' Tzampotli Family Fun Park and Elvis-themed Whisky and Sedative Bar bar at February 22, 2024 01:29 AM (rbTgL)
Man busted for stealing ammo and bacon from East Freedom Walmart
http://tinyurl.com/pm2hv9ax
Posted by: Ciampino - Too much snow in Canada at February 22, 2024 01:30 AM (qfLjt)
She didn't pay attention to politics AT ALL, until the teevee (during obastard's reign) told her to!
Posted by: JQ
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But, I mean, does she think she lived better when he was prez? Food and gas were cheaper, the streets were safer, she paid less in taxes and fees for everything, people just somehow got along better, all because of him? A lot of Obama worshippers gave up on that and simply admitted that in the end, he was better than the alternatives.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 22, 2024 01:31 AM (wjjYr)
/ X (twitter.com)
Posted by: Ciampino - Too much snow in Canada at February 22, 2024 01:26 AM (qfLjt)
Twatter says link is broken.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2024 01:31 AM (tkR6S)
Simple, cheap, logical, functional.
AOP is clearly disqualified from any Government work.
Posted by: Non-Governmental Miklos at February 22, 2024 01:32 AM (rbTgL)
https://t.co/SUHlCzhVlQ
Posted by: Ciampino - Who uses Google directly any more? at February 22, 2024 01:33 AM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/13111265
Posted by: Ciampino - RIP at February 22, 2024 01:34 AM (qfLjt)
AOP is clearly disqualified from any Government work.
Posted by: Non-Governmental Miklos at February 22, 2024 01:32 AM (rbTgL)
Heh. I remember, as a six year-old kid, the garage door at the family home was counterweighted with two cylinders of something like stovepipe, hung on cables, and filled with pea gravel for weight.
You can fine-tune counterweights for best effect, tension springs not so much.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2024 01:38 AM (tkR6S)
BASIC code (sheesh)
10: goto 20
20: Gleason/Bunker/Abdul Jabbar
30: categorize Y or N
40: Y white function
50: N black function return
60: Gleason function 40/50
70:Yes white
Posted by: ZOD at February 22, 2024 01:38 AM (JAgBS)
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She won't discuss that. She blathered on about how Bush was h!tler, a "used car salesman"-- and OH! How obastard was such "a great orator" :barf:
We are not 'close'. We don't have sisterly heart-to-heart chats. I have no idea what she thought about life pre-obastard.
She was pissed when she found out that the Individual Mandate was scrapped, but she hadn't been notified. LOL! What, was PDJT supposed to send her a personal letter? Pffft!
Posted by: JQ at February 22, 2024 01:39 AM (njWTi)
Extremely poor taste for Easter specially:
http://tinyurl.com/2rcts7wb
Posted by: Ciampino - Now do one for Mohammed at Ramadan at February 22, 2024 01:42 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2024 01:38 AM (tkR6S)
(considers counter-Zod 'student demonstrator' in chair)
"Counterweights can be attached to parts of you. Otherwise tension springs. The latter will hurt more, but only for a short time. Until counterweights."
"You will now discuss the rebel plans."
Posted by: ZOD at February 22, 2024 01:43 AM (JAgBS)
Posted by: Miklos, who could, but will not write that at February 22, 2024 01:24 AM (rbTgL)
Stella paid in cash, too.
Posted by: Fani at February 22, 2024 01:45 AM (emlEe)
Sorry, guess I didn't really answer your question.
I have no idea what she actually thought about the obastard years, regarding daily life.
Posted by: JQ at February 22, 2024 01:46 AM (njWTi)
Extremely poor taste for Easter specially:
http://tinyurl.com/2rcts7wb
Posted by: Ciampino - Now do one for Mohammed at Ramadan at February 22, 2024 01:42 AM (qfLjt)
Not only in poor taste, but expensive. And the chocolate Easter bunnies are very dear, too. Bidenomics!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2024 01:49 AM (tkR6S)
She was pissed when she found out that the Individual Mandate was scrapped, but she hadn't been notified. LOL! What, was PDJT supposed to send her a personal letter? Pffft!
Posted by: JQ
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lol, what? Why, did it have any effect on her decision-making? Was she hoping for an end of it -- or was it just something she thought she should know about other peoples' obligations?
Funny she didn't find out about it if she was drinking in all the anti-Trump news. Surely MSNBC covered such perfidy in depth.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 22, 2024 01:51 AM (wjjYr)
Sorry, guess I didn't really answer your question.
I have no idea what she actually thought about the obastard years, regarding daily life.
Posted by: JQ
============
Oh, don't worry, I have a million questions about irrational cases like that. It all makes so little sense, everything makes me want to say "But -- didn't X happen? Didn't she know about Y? What about Z?"
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 22, 2024 01:52 AM (wjjYr)
Posted by: Fani
You got no proofs of dat.
Ain't nobody no proofs of NUTHIN'
Posted by: Darrius "Honeydick" Nathan Wade, Esq. and all the lawyers who are each others' lawyers at February 22, 2024 01:54 AM (rbTgL)
Posted by: Ciampino - Now do one for Mohammed at Ramadan! at February 22, 2024 01:55 AM (qfLjt)
Hubby has a similar affliction, but evidently is not fully decompensated (like the Dr's all thought). Transplant is not desired anyway-- hubby has already said no to that, although at one point, his MELD score was 27.
They tried to shove him onto hospice a couple years ago, instead of just operating on a hernia/intestinal obstruction, but we persisted until emergency surgery was approved... sheesh!
Godspeed, GnuBreed. Peace and comfort to your loved ones.
Posted by: JQ at February 22, 2024 01:57 AM (njWTi)
https://mol.im/a/13108147
Posted by: Ciampino - Israel must finish the job at February 22, 2024 01:58 AM (qfLjt)
https://t.ly/I_aVz
Posted by: Ciampino - Now do one for Mohammed at Ramadan! at February 22, 2024 01:55 AM (qfLjt)
"Hmm...this page doesn’t exist. Try searching for something else."
I wonder if Twatter is disappearing LibsofTikTok's posts again?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2024 02:00 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
There is no reasoning with these drones. None. NPC is an apt description!
Sis will go into a long winded, rapid-fire diatribe of pure hatred-- into a trance-like state-- while spewing all the talking points and catch phrases. It's surreal to behold.
Posted by: JQ at February 22, 2024 02:00 AM (njWTi)
https://mol.im/a/13109873
and of course Democrats are totally trustworthy at keeping their word ...... wait, Reagan, Munchin (sp?)?
Posted by: Ciampino - How far can you throw Schumer? at February 22, 2024 02:00 AM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/13108985
No mention on rich Blacks vis-a-vis 'reparations'.
Posted by: Ciampino - How far can you throw a Schumer? at February 22, 2024 02:02 AM (qfLjt)
Probably a better question. Wondering if she might know my sister. Doesn't by chance live in Olympia Wa?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 22, 2024 02:06 AM (LJCgz)
But, I mean, does she think
Probably a better question.
Posted by: Sock Monkey
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I have a fantasy about doing a talk show called One Point at a Time. I make one point at the beginning of the show and invite lefties to debate it. But no tangents are allowed, no piling up of one unrelated claim after another, no changing the subject. We just do One Point, and if they deviate three times, they're out. Then I ask who the next caller is and repeat.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 22, 2024 02:13 AM (wjjYr)
--
Probably a better question. Wondering if she might know my sister. Doesn't by chance live in Olympia Wa?
Posted by: Sock Monkey
LOL. No, she doesn't think. (crazy, because I know her IQ was measured at 126) And, she wrote for the HS newspaper, so I *know* she knows the writing tricks for slanting the stories...
She lives in Snohomish county.
Posted by: JQ at February 22, 2024 02:13 AM (njWTi)
https://mol.im/a/13109769
Posted by: Ciampino - Why are we buying cranes from China? at February 22, 2024 02:18 AM (qfLjt)
Sis is just a cheetoh- orangemanbad- TDS case.
Posted by: JQ at February 22, 2024 02:18 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ at February 22, 2024 02:18 AM (njWTi)
Do you remind her of how cheap stuff was during OMB's reign?
Posted by: a dude in MI at February 22, 2024 02:21 AM (+I6Y/)
https://mol.im/a/13110189
Posted by: Ciampino - so he's admitting the other Rs are in his pocket? at February 22, 2024 02:22 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: a dude in MI
Nope. We communicate via email only, and only about family stuff-- mainly re: Dad's estate. Once probate is closed, we will probably have no reason to remain in contact.
Posted by: JQ at February 22, 2024 02:24 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ
Must be something in the water over in the I5 corridor. Fortunately, our brother and sister morons in that neighborhood have strong immune systems. My sister has 2 college degrees and is an attorney. Smart is debatable. My 1 year old pup has more common sense.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 22, 2024 02:24 AM (LJCgz)
https://mol.im/a/13109769
Posted by: Ciampino - Why are we buying cranes from China? at February 22, 2024 02:18 AM (qfLjt)
Seems to me that it wouldn't be all that hard to revert the existing cranes to manual control.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2024 02:24 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 22, 2024 02:25 AM (Sgq8y)
--------
Preference cascade? Isn't that what it's called, when everyone just wants to be 'on the winning team?'
Whatevs.
People who are so willfully ignorant, will be easy prey in Teh Burning Times.
Posted by: JQ at February 22, 2024 02:28 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ at February 22, 2024 02:28 AM (njWTi)
https://mol.im/a/13098297
I guess she never saw the 1991 movie "Without My Daughter" or read the book. As a European woman you don't get involved with muslims. They are just trouble.
Posted by: Ciampino - Let me know when ... at February 22, 2024 02:29 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: JQ at February 22, 2024 02:30 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Ciampino - what a slob at February 22, 2024 02:31 AM (qfLjt)
Once probate is closed, we will probably have no reason to remain in contact.
Posted by: JQ
===========
I'm sure she'll blame it all on your refusal to be reasonable. Sad.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 22, 2024 02:32 AM (wjjYr)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2024 02:33 AM (tkR6S)
"Final solution"? She said, in this context, "final solution"? I hope someone points out to her what she has said. And makes her write "I will not use the expression "Final Solution" in public again" many, many times.
Posted by: m at February 22, 2024 02:33 AM (Ncap6)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
She already whines that she "has no family"-- when writing or speaking to us, her siblings!!! WTH?
Yes, it's sad. And it didn't need to be this way.
I blame obastard and the demonrat party.
Posted by: JQ at February 22, 2024 02:35 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 21, 2024 11:14 PM (RIvkX)
Agreed!
Posted by: m at February 22, 2024 02:39 AM (Ncap6)
Probably a better question.
Posted by: Sock Monkey
Here's me dink
She thinks
She winks
Inky-dinky-doo
Posted by: Miklos is a wholesome, family friendly Jimmy Durante type at February 22, 2024 02:39 AM (rbTgL)
I blame obastard and the demonrat party.
Posted by: JQ at February 22, 2024 02:35 AM (njWTi)
Can she cook? Obama is shy one chef.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2024 02:39 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
*does classic head tilt*
Posted by: All questions are answered with NAZI FASCIST AND SHUT UP at February 22, 2024 02:43 AM (rbTgL)
Full link, just join the parts. Usually just copy both lines and paste as one into the URL field, the browser takes care of joining them.
If this fails then X is messing up and Musk should be told he's got some slime still working there.
https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/
status/1760545571658670096
Posted by: Ciampino - fourth time lucky? at February 22, 2024 02:44 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Second Only to Being Hillary's Vodka Sommelier at February 22, 2024 02:45 AM (pjs7m)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2024 02:24 AM (tkR6S)
Sounds like WORK. Penalty flag!
Posted by: Shoreworkers union at February 22, 2024 02:45 AM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
LOL!
She's pretty devoted to her hubby. I really don't believe she's one of those obastard-lover types. She just h8s anything conservative or republican or Trump.
Posted by: JQ at February 22, 2024 02:46 AM (njWTi)
u r not friend of lazy-o peoples
Posted by: Fiumicino at February 22, 2024 02:46 AM (rbTgL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
---------
Sure, it likely would be simple enough.
No graft in that, eh?
Posted by: JQ at February 22, 2024 02:48 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Miklos lets gravity win again at February 22, 2024 02:50 AM (rbTgL)
https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/
status/1760545571658670096
Posted by: Ciampino - fourth time lucky? at February 22, 2024 02:44 AM (qfLjt)
Tried twice, still broken. Same result: goes to Twatter, Twatter says "does not exist".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2024 02:50 AM (tkR6S)
AOP, Thank you, I am fine, I will look for that tribute, Jim sure knows how to write. I have a friend in Arizona not far from you, I may head down to visit her, would be nice if she and I could have a beer or two with you. She is also traveling way north up to Alberta, I think, this summer to visit a friend, maybe you could give her some info on that.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 22, 2024 02:58 AM (Sgq8y)
I bet she can't define a woman either. She looks at her crotch in the mirror and can't tell what she sees.
* did rather than studied as there's nothing to study in AS or WS, it's all made up.
Posted by: Ciampino - Lately we've had morons at the UN: Haley, this Linda heathen, ... at February 22, 2024 02:59 AM (qfLjt)
http://tinyurl.com/53cmyxbb
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 22, 2024 02:59 AM (LJCgz)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 22, 2024 02:58 AM (Sgq8y)
Would love to see you here!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2024 02:59 AM (tkR6S)
Here is the link within that link:
http://tinyurl.com/3vupzy5v
Let me know how it goes. Do reference this link's number.
Posted by: Ciampino - is there a subversive left behind at Twitter? at February 22, 2024 03:04 AM (qfLjt)
Woke up at 04:00; began the two hour drive to Sussex County at 06:00. Did some minor puttering around at our place to clean up and wait for the heater to bring up the interior temperature. Furnace service person shows up at 12:30, and asks where is our A/C's interior coil? Hears "Beats the shit out of me", as my response. Sees that our furnace uses fuel oil and tells me: "We don't service fuel oil furnaces." Apologizes and says they'll schedule service for A/C later this year. The whole wasted trip and day was scheduled at the insistence of the service firm. We are not pleased.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 22, 2024 03:04 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Ciampino - Lately we've had morons at the UN: Haley, this Linda heathen, ... at February 22, 2024 02:59 AM (qfLjt)
Right out of the Claudine Gay mold. Clones, they are. Any bets that her academic work is free from plagiarism?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2024 03:04 AM (tkR6S)
http://tinyurl.com/3vupzy5v
Let me know how it goes. Do reference this link's number.
Posted by: Ciampino - is there a subversive left behind at Twitter? at February 22, 2024 03:04 AM (qfLjt)
That link worked. Pretty goddamned disgusting. Time for the Indians to burn some wagons.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2024 03:11 AM (tkR6S)
Shouldn't a man of your age be in bed at this time of night? Sorry I missed your birthday Mon. on here but I did have an invertant call before to wish you best wishes. Nice to chat with you.
Be well and prosper.
Posted by: Farmer at February 22, 2024 03:11 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 22, 2024 03:04 AM (xG4kz)
I hope you told him to fuck off.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2024 03:13 AM (tkR6S)
Be well and prosper.
Posted by: Farmer at February 22, 2024 03:11 AM (55Qr6)
Hah! Still only 29 and holding. But I am about ready to hit the sack.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2024 03:14 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Hovercraft Sales and Service at February 21, 2024 11:04 PM (V5BDR)
----
1. A shocking experience?
2. The "Don't touch THAT water-snake"?
3. Buttgig: "I'll try that up the fartclam!"
4. Buttgig: "Hey it tingles, it must be working!"
Posted by: Ciampino - A bow to Loaded Weapon at February 22, 2024 03:17 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2024 03:13 AM (tkR6S)
Addendum: and refused to pay for the service call.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2024 03:17 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 22, 2024 03:18 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2024 03:18 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 22, 2024 03:18 AM (Sgq8y)
Asking gently. Perhaps it would be wise to move them to another room? Bookcase in the living room, maybe?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2024 03:20 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2024 03:23 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: JQ at February 22, 2024 03:25 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 22, 2024 03:27 AM (sAmhv)
CBS Radio Mystery Theater
Used to fall asleep to those stories, LOL. Interesting dreams, sometimes!
Posted by: JQ at February 22, 2024 03:37 AM (njWTi)
Full link, just join the parts. Usually just copy both lines and paste as one into the URL field, the browser takes care of joining them.
If this fails then X is messing up and Musk should be told he's got some slime still working there.
https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/
status/1760545571658670096
Posted by: Ciampino - fourth time lucky? at February 22, 2024 02:44 AM (qfLjt)
LOL "If this fails then X is messing up": A bit hasty, eh?
510 Here is the link within that link:
http://tinyurl.com/3vupzy5v
Let me know how it goes. Do reference this link's number.
Posted by: Ciampino - is there a subversive left behind at Twitter? at February 22, 2024 03:04 AM (qfLjt)
That link worked. Pretty goddamned disgusting. Time for the Indians to burn some wagons.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2024 03:11 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: m at February 22, 2024 03:38 AM (Ncap6)
http://tinyurl.com/8zvfyha3
Damn those journalists that 'sort of' learnt to code.
I wonder who got fired?
Posted by: Ciampino - Blaming the computer or the programmers? at February 22, 2024 03:40 AM (qfLjt)
AOP, you had a birthday this week? Congratulations! Now that you're old enough to drink, how will you celebrate?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 22, 2024 03:43 AM (omVj0)
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GnuBreed upon his passing. He always sounded like such a nice person in his comments here. Sorry to hear he is gone so soon.
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