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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (2/20/24)
I thought if I ever went into medicine, a pathologist would be the route to go.
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Are you headed to San Francisco anytime soon? Will you have some spare time on your hands? While you are dodging human feces and discarded needles you can make your way to the Good Vibrations Antique Vibrator Museum
San Francisco, California
Its buzzing collection honors vibrator history.
Starting in the Victorian era, medically induced orgasms in women were practiced as a legitimate cure for what was then called female hysteria—characterized by anxiety, sexual desire, insomnia, fluid retention, heaviness in the abdomen, muscle spasms, irritability, and loss of appetite. Single women would go to doctors who would manually prompt orgasm, until the creation of the vibrator changed the female orgasm forever.
On this day: 20 Feb 1991
Bob Dylan was awarded a lifetime achievement award at the 33rd annual Grammy' Awards. A starstruck Jack Nicholson introduced a purple-suited, fedoraed Dylan who said: "You know, it's possible to become so defiled in this world that your own mother and father will abandon you, and if that happens, God will always believe in your own ability to mend your own ways. Thank you!" via thisdayinmusic.com
Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day meets Genius Award Winner(s)
With the lure of love and wealth, alleged scammers target Lackawanna County man for $361,000
A man was arrested this week in Archbald when he tried to collect a payment from the victim, county detectives say
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Last Requests.
Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire & AceCorp, LLC. No shoes, no shirt, no lingerie, no problem.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Calm down you pervs. It's also National Muffin Day. Oh, wait, that doesn't really help much does it?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 20, 2024 10:00 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Don Black at February 20, 2024 10:00 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 20, 2024 10:01 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 20, 2024 10:01 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 20, 2024 10:01 PM (hOUT3)
It isn't the most exciting ONT i've ever written.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 20, 2024 10:02 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 20, 2024 10:02 PM (YRK4R)
Thanks for the ONT.
I've been reading them in the morning as the Betterhalf's shift has changed.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 20, 2024 10:02 PM (Ee2Zy)
Thanks for the ONT.
I've been reading them in the morning as the Betterhalf's shift has changed.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 20, 2024 10:02 PM (Ee2Zy)
You're welcome AZ d.m.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 20, 2024 10:03 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 20, 2024 10:04 PM (IaTa3)
Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at February 20, 2024 10:04 PM (qGQta)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra
But the lead picture is incredible, as is the mystery click!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 20, 2024 10:04 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: JQ at February 20, 2024 10:05 PM (njWTi)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2024 10:06 PM (W/lyH)
I'm sure the vibrator museum will generate some excitement.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 20, 2024 10:06 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 20, 2024 10:02 PM (QXQ4l)
Don't feel bad. Only The Paolo is at peak performance all of the time.
Posted by: RickZ at February 20, 2024 10:06 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 20, 2024 10:06 PM (Ee2Zy)
Mis Hum, it continues to amaze me that you keep turning out ONTs so well and so often. Thank you!
Posted by: LRob in OK at February 20, 2024 10:06 PM (TSQkU)
Posted by: Piper at February 20, 2024 10:07 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 20, 2024 10:07 PM (YRK4R)
Posted by: TRex at February 20, 2024 10:08 PM (IQ6Gq)
He apparently has 30 days to fork over nearly half a billion dollars or NY State will start taking assets.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 20, 2024 10:08 PM (XV/Pl)
Mrs D never makes it.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2024 10:06 PM (W/lyH)
The fetching Mrs Beartooth and I collaborate on making cherry pie. I open the home canned cherry pie filling and she makes the crust. Perfect every time.
Posted by: Beartooth at February 20, 2024 10:08 PM (iPilE)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 20, 2024 10:08 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Eromero at February 20, 2024 10:09 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 20, 2024 10:06 PM (dZVON)
Buzzing with excitement.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 20, 2024 10:09 PM (R4t5M)
Which is also the Superior Gummy Bear.
Fani Willis can choke on a Cinnamon Bear. He'd likely enjoy it, too.
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 20, 2024 10:10 PM (e6UQI)
Lest any Moron thinks this would be the greatest gig in the universe - An OB/GYN acquaintance of mine claims for every Marilyn Monroe that walks in the door, you get 200 Fani Willises.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 20, 2024 10:10 PM (IaTa3)
Posted by: JQ at February 20, 2024 10:10 PM (njWTi)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2024 10:10 PM (63Dwl)
So...The CIC is in my HOOD...(Hunter has some drug bills to pay) local in Studio City...he did roam around here very regular.
Other than that...evening Horde.
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 20, 2024 10:10 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2024 10:12 PM (tkR6S)
Mrs D never makes it.
Posted by: Diogenes at
My favorite king cake is cherry filled. I don’t eat sugar often at all, but this Mardi Gras season, I was awful. I threw out 1/2 a king cake at the end because I had eaten so much by that point, I was sick of it. Even the cherry filled. I am still detoxing from my very poor choices.
Posted by: Piper at February 20, 2024 10:12 PM (ZdaMQ)
On preview, looks outstanding. Anyone have experience with her?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 20, 2024 10:12 PM (oKZvR)
Fantastic photo up top and superb SRV behind it.
Knew a pathologist - he said the best part of his practice was that his patients never complained!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 20, 2024 10:13 PM (KglbO)
Ah, another soothing ONT. Thank you.
The top picture is great. In addition, with a very secure anchor and a good stout nylon or even polypropylene rope you can make a single point attachment rope swing at the point on the right.
You would swing out into the air, with at least 1/2 a mile of exposure. On second thought, only use a new nylon rope, as it is stronger and stretches to avoid g-shock at the outer end on the swing.
And thanks for the humorous sign on the bottom. Gummy bears were my trekking food source, so I ate a lot of bears.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 20, 2024 10:13 PM (u82oZ)
He apparently has 30 days to fork over nearly half a billion dollars or NY State will start taking assets.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 20, 2024 10:08 PM (XV/Pl)
Beria and Lenin would be so very proud of their proteges!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 20, 2024 10:13 PM (hOUT3)
So,Trigglypuff needs an antique vibrator.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 20, 2024 10:14 PM (0Htd1)
Excavating for a mine....
Posted by: runner at February 20, 2024 10:14 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 20, 2024 10:15 PM (TDvv2)
Which is also the Superior Gummy Bear.
Fani Willis can choke on a Cinnamon Bear. He'd likely enjoy it, too.
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Posted by: Jim at February 20, 2024 10:10 PM (e6UQI)
"I can be be happy the rest of my life,
With a cinnamon bear . . ." ~ Theme song from the Fani Willis courtroom Sitcom shitshow.
Posted by: RickZ at February 20, 2024 10:15 PM (emlEe)
Which is also the Superior Gummy Bear.
Fani Willis can choke on a Cinnamon Bear. He'd likely enjoy it, too.
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 20, 2024 10:10 PM (e6UQI)
I saw a cinnamon bear in the wild once. It was BIG, and when it ran down a draw, its coat rippled in the sunlight. Amazing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2024 10:15 PM (tkR6S)
On preview, looks outstanding. Anyone have experience with her?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 20, 2024 10:12 PM (oKZvR)
***
She prefers to lead while dancing, but three martinis and lookout!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2024 10:16 PM (W/lyH)
He apparently has 30 days to fork over nearly half a billion dollars or NY State will start taking assets.
-
At whatever value the commie judge assigns them, I suppose.
Posted by: Methos at February 20, 2024 10:17 PM (Dnobf)
>>Beria and Lenin would be so very proud of their proteges!
It's more South Africa than anything else.
It is what it is, the savages are going to continue pricking and plucking and stabbing and tearing, until there is nothing but a denuded carcass left behind.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 20, 2024 10:17 PM (XV/Pl)
And thanks for the humorous sign on the bottom. Gummy bears were my trekking food source, so I ate a lot of bears.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 20, 2024 10:13 PM (u82oZ)
Heh. You might do that. Not this cowboy, no way, nohow.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2024 10:18 PM (tkR6S)
I thought it was Fani Willis at that black church that said that.
Posted by: Ripley at February 20, 2024 10:18 PM (PTDkx)
Posted by: Javems at February 20, 2024 10:18 PM (8I4hW)
this is true
saw one up on Guanella Pass Road some years ago
Posted by: Don Black at February 20, 2024 10:18 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 20, 2024 10:20 PM (YRK4R)
Posted by: JQ
Not surprised. Pumpkin pie is the worst pie of all.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 20, 2024 10:20 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: The Narrator at February 20, 2024 10:20 PM (pjs7m)
She prefers to lead while dancing, but three martinis and lookout!!!
Posted by: Diogenes
Thank you I read it as a slow pitch right over the plate and was waiting to see how it was handled.
Well done.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 20, 2024 10:21 PM (Ee2Zy)
Posted by: Thomas Bender"
I thought judgment were supposed to go the injured party.
Oh, right. There weren't any
Posted by: Ripley at February 20, 2024 10:21 PM (PTDkx)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2024 10:21 PM (tkR6S)
So,Trigglypuff needs an antique vibrator.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 20, 2024 10:14 PM (0Htd1)
***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 20, 2024 10:21 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: JQ at February 20, 2024 10:22 PM (njWTi)
The first youtube video of a big rope swing, in the Blue Mountains of Australia, had the experienced climber screaming and cursing loudly all the way out and back. He had a long climb back up the rope with an ascender.
Intense is the word. Nowadays people take fentanyl and expect to be brought back. Rope swings seem safer.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 20, 2024 10:22 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 20, 2024 10:23 PM (8sMut)
Anyway, what did everyone have for dinner?
Posted by: Piper at February 20, 2024 10:23 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
All could have been made operational had they added a base plate of pre-famulated amulite surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the panametric fan.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 20, 2024 10:23 PM (IaTa3)
I'm sure the vibrator museum will generate some excitement.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 20, 2024 10:06 PM
Or at least some buzz!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 20, 2024 10:23 PM (HlyYF)
Why would I do such a thing?
That makes no sense whatsoever.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 20, 2024 10:23 PM (QXQ4l)
It took my ancestors 13 years to get from "electric household appliances" to "electric sex toys?"
I'm rather disappointed in them.
Or really impressed, if they were all the Paolo with no need to invent them.
Posted by: mikeski at February 20, 2024 10:24 PM (DgGvY)
Well then...Let's just gut punch new york state by whatever means and however many means to get them to loose their collective bowels and understand that they are not "TOP SHIT" any longer...
It's ABOUT TIME!!!
F**K the EAST COAST ELITISTS YOUR TIME IS DONE
BOW DOWN
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 20, 2024 10:24 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Older Corvettes were sometimes called " the sh!t shaker" for their lack of ride quality.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 20, 2024 10:25 PM (YRK4R)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 20, 2024 10:25 PM (F4bAW)
Posted by: Don Black
Was it worth it, Don? Was it worth the shame and embarrassment? 👅
____________
Well, so, that was the ONTuesday.
Thanks MH.
Played the hidden click - something to enjoy while sweeping up the shattered bowls that got dropped on our lovely concrete floor. At least it wasn't the butter dish.
But it was otherwise a great dinner, and that's two bowls less to have to wash, right?
😮
Posted by: mindful webworker - later than I think at February 20, 2024 10:25 PM (lRFS9)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 20, 2024 10:07 PM
Nice!
I was afraid we were supposed to be looking for your car in the river at the bottom of the cliffs in the top pic.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 20, 2024 10:25 PM (HlyYF)
Still have to build a hide-em box around the stack inside the cabinet, and install the fascia and doors, but the hard part is definitely done.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2024 10:26 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 20, 2024 10:26 PM (57YAP)
Posted by: Chris Farley at February 20, 2024 10:26 PM (TSQkU)
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that was a test comment, not visible in your country
Posted by: Don Black at February 20, 2024 10:28 PM (geLO8)
You don't have to. Even (or especially?) with your fabulous wife, you lead a life of danger and excitement. You do not need anything less sedate than a bear hunt with a recurve bow system.
Thanks for the ONT. It suits.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 20, 2024 10:28 PM (u82oZ)
So,Trigglypuff needs an antique vibrator.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 20, 2024 10:14 PM
Or 20.
Good news, she can finally shed her horrible nickname.
Bad news, her new nickname is Jigglypuff!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 20, 2024 10:28 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 20, 2024 10:22 PM (u82oZ)
Won't take fentanyl, either. Now, a modest rope swing, that would let me swing out a few yards and drop into an alligator-free swimmin' hole, I could maybe go for.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2024 10:30 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
I think that's the pokemon she's named after.
Posted by: mikeski at February 20, 2024 10:30 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Javems at February 20, 2024 10:18 PM
Did they find wood, for their sheep?
[Or is that crossing the nerd streams too much?]
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 20, 2024 10:30 PM (HlyYF)
I could be happy the rest of my life with a cinnamon bear
Posted by: Neil Young Gets Weird at February 20, 2024 10:31 PM (pjs7m)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2024 10:30 PM (tkR6S)
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Got some bad news. It's free of alligators all right, but that's only because the piranha ate them....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 20, 2024 10:31 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 20, 2024 10:31 PM (R4t5M)
Sounds good, especially with your team of mechanical-genius groupies in the swimming hole. Like the Harvey Mudd women, but not robotic at all.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 20, 2024 10:32 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 20, 2024 10:31 PM (BpYfr)
Releases assault penguins to clean up the piranha.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2024 10:33 PM (tkR6S)
He had very good success with all ages of women in improving their mental and physical health. They all loved him.
Yes, he was good looking, married and had three kids. He also was very dedicated to his wife.
Nice man. And a good doctor.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 20, 2024 10:33 PM (Nlr/S)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 20, 2024 10:34 PM (LJCgz)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 20, 2024 10:33 PM (Nlr/S)
I think I know that bastard!
Posted by: Al Bundy at February 20, 2024 10:35 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2024 10:36 PM (W/lyH)
Will there be more or fewer pajama days, an increase in identity assessment essay homework? I hope for the start of a math or science day?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 20, 2024 10:36 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Post-modern Eight-Ball Says: NO
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 20, 2024 10:37 PM (IG4Id)
Will there be more or fewer pajama days, an increase in identity assessment essay homework? I hope for the start of a math or science day?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 20, 2024 10:36 PM (u82oZ)
Is her PhD in anything useful or rigorous?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2024 10:39 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2024 10:39 PM (qpPdw)
That is a prescription we can all get behind.
Uh ... it is a good idea. That's better.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 20, 2024 10:39 PM (u82oZ)
Psychiatrist: How often do you have sex?
Woody Allen: Hardly ever, only two or three times a week.
Psychiatrist: How often do you have sex?
Diane Keaton: All the time, two or three times a week.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 20, 2024 10:40 PM (YRK4R)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 20, 2024 10:40 PM (LJCgz)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 20, 2024 10:40 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 20, 2024 10:40 PM (RIvkX)
Will there be more or fewer pajama days, an increase in identity assessment essay homework? I hope for the start of a math or science day?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 20, 2024 10:36 PM
You wish for Math Day.
Soon, you will long for the previous Pajama Days.
What you will get is Groomer Day.
(Isn't it great to be ruled by our moral and intellectual superiors?)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 20, 2024 10:40 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
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Ford T-Bird outsold Corvettes in '55, '56 and '57 but marketers decided that Ford could make more money in a different market with a family oriented upscale sport sedan.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 20, 2024 10:40 PM (57YAP)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Your post-modern eight-ball is defective. There are no right or wrong answers.
Posted by: mikeski at February 20, 2024 10:41 PM (DgGvY)
So,Trigglypuff needs an antique vibrator.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 20, 2024 10:14 PM (0Htd1)
Pass
Posted by: The antique vibrator at February 20, 2024 10:41 PM (z+89e)
Posted by: Piper at February 20, 2024 10:42 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 20, 2024 10:42 PM (gSZYf)
Beats that ugly bug ad, anyway.
Posted by: mindful webworker - oglybog at February 20, 2024 10:43 PM (z41p/)
.....
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Because there aren't enough women in education.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 20, 2024 10:43 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 20, 2024 10:44 PM (u82oZ)
Starting in the Victorian era, medically induced orgasms in women were practiced as a legitimate cure for what was then called female hysteria—characterized by anxiety, sexual desire, insomnia, fluid retention, heaviness in the abdomen, muscle spasms, irritability, and loss of appetite. Single women would go to doctors who would manually prompt orgasm, until the creation of the vibrator changed the female orgasm forever.
I suspect a regular orgasm from their husbands would fix a lot that is wrong with our current AWFLs but feminism tells them they don't need a man for anything so...
And in fairness looking at their husbands I can understand why they might not be exactly be the Paolo these AWFLs are looking for...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 20, 2024 10:44 PM (ibTVg)
May you all get the pair-bonding exercise you need, as often as possible.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 20, 2024 10:45 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
PhD in Ed is still better than DOCTOR Jill Biden and her EdD.
Doctor of Philosophy might have a tiny shred of rigor in it, yet.
Posted by: mikeski at February 20, 2024 10:45 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 20, 2024 10:02 PM (QXQ4l)
For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.
Posted by: Bison at February 20, 2024 10:45 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 20, 2024 10:46 PM (dZVON)
Will there be more or fewer pajama days, an increase in identity assessment essay homework? I hope for the start of a math or science day?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 20, 2024 10:36 PM
Female PHD, from the modern college system? I'd look closely at what her degree was in, AND, her social media...
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 20, 2024 10:46 PM (xaFKb)
The only city I could find nearly as cop heavy was Chicago.
I think the NYPD is effectively an enormous graft and patronage machine that does law enforcement as a PR program.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2024 10:48 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: CppThis at February 20, 2024 10:49 PM (PZvjL)
Usually sets in about two to three hours after clinical death.
Of course, the EdD types would have been, by description, brain dead for years and years before clinical death.
After which, they still vote 100% (d).
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 20, 2024 10:49 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Buzzer Facts at February 20, 2024 10:49 PM (V5BDR)
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meatloaf, Parmesan mashed potatoes, peas n' carrots
Posted by: Don Black at February 20, 2024 10:49 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: ZOD at February 20, 2024 10:50 PM (JAgBS)
Beats that ugly bug ad, anyway.
Posted by: mindful webworker
Reverse image search says it's a still from "Invasion of Astro-Monster," aka "Godzilla vs Monster Zero."
Posted by: mikeski at February 20, 2024 10:50 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Admiral spinebender at February 20, 2024 10:50 PM (duT0u)
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 20, 2024 10:46 PM (xaFKb)
And check to see if her hair is less than half an inch and/or colored green, blue, or orange.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2024 10:50 PM (W/lyH)
Other than that...evening Horde.
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 20, 2024 10:10 PM (TDvv2)
I've had CICs in my 'hood on several occasions. Atherton & Woodside, havens for ultra-rich liberals, are both less than a 1/2 mile from my home. So, many visits by Clinton, Obama, and Biden. Marine One and/or a squadron of Ospreys are often a tip-off that the CIC is in town, and that I should avoid driving through whichever rich enclave he's visiting.
Posted by: Average Guy at February 20, 2024 10:50 PM (lPHZZ)
Newman attempts to get Peterson to agree that the "gender pay gap" is a crime against woman kind and Peterson, correctly, notes there is no pay gap if you compare experience, industry, and hours worked.
Newman tries to glibly ignore this and fails. After getting flustered she goes on a small tangent trying to discuss how at the highest echelons of the information/entertainment industry men make more and how THAT is an outrage.
And...really? Why the hell should normal people care? If David Muir or Tom Hanks do make 9% more then their female equivalents...f*ck them all including you Cathy Newman...because you are ALL overpaid and underworked.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 20, 2024 10:51 PM (ibTVg)
Pumpkin pie is the worst pie of all.
Posted by: nerdygirl
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Have you ever had a completely homemade pumpkin pie, like made with a sugar pumpkin that someone bought at the store? And then topped with cream that they whipped?
If the answer to this is Yes and you still say pumpkin pie is the worst, then you are a communist.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2024 10:51 PM (wjjYr)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 20, 2024 10:22 PM (u82oZ)
F*ck 'em.
I now have zero sympathy for addicts who OD.
If you don't want to die of fentanyl poisoning...don't do drugs.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 20, 2024 10:51 PM (gSZYf)
Posted by: Don Black at February 20, 2024 10:51 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 20, 2024 10:51 PM (RIvkX)
Blue-plate special.
Beautiful.
Posted by: ZOD at February 20, 2024 10:54 PM (JAgBS)
1 in 20 American cops work for the NYPD.
The NYPD 3.5 times as large as the FBI - or an Army division, for that matter.
That's just crazy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2024 10:54 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Burnt Umber at February 20, 2024 10:54 PM (TSAar)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 20, 2024 10:56 PM (YRK4R)
Posted by: Don Black at February 20, 2024 10:58 PM (geLO8)
I now have zero sympathy for addicts who OD.
If you don't want to die of fentanyl poisoning...don't do drugs.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Agree!
Too bad, so sad...
Narcan should be banned.
Posted by: JQ at February 20, 2024 10:58 PM (njWTi)
Surveys thread.
I could take the Hilton elevator down six floors in my jammies and walk fifteen feet to
https://www.bobandedithsdiner.com
Posted by: ZOD at February 20, 2024 10:58 PM (JAgBS)
Posted by: Burnt Umber
I imagine it's like being an airline pilot. Hours and hours of boredom punctuated by moments of STARK TERROR.
Posted by: mikeski at February 20, 2024 10:59 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Burnt Umber at February 20, 2024 10:54 PM (TSAar)
Become a leg sawer-offer in Hollywood. Stump the stars!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2024 10:59 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: mikeski
Ah. Didn't know King Harv had an acting career. Cool. And 'way back in 1965!
😆
Posted by: mindful webworker - from Planet X at February 20, 2024 11:00 PM (z41p/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2024 10:21 PM (tkR6S)
we used to call the big Japanese racing bikes with the fairings "crotch rockets"
Posted by: Bison at February 20, 2024 11:00 PM (D7oie)
My daughter grows awesome pumpkins and makes a mouth watering pumpkin pie. I never really cared for them until I tried a piece of hers. Doing the dad thing really paid off that time.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 20, 2024 11:01 PM (LJCgz)
Posted by: mikeski at February 20, 2024 10:59 PM (DgGvY)
Hah I was thinking the same thing. They can't afford even a minor mistake.
Posted by: Burnt Umber at February 20, 2024 11:01 PM (TSAar)
If the answer to this is Yes and you still say pumpkin pie is the worst, then you are a communist.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
I think I love you Blonde Morticia. I just laughed out loud for quite some time. I like a girl with brains and who can make me laugh. Thank you darling.
Posted by: Admiral spinebender at February 20, 2024 11:02 PM (duT0u)
Plus, I expect they've had no complaints.
Posted by: mnw at February 20, 2024 11:03 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Piper at February 20, 2024 10:23 PM (ZdaMQ)
Yesterday I made penne noodles with onions, cooked chicken, artichoke hearts and a quart of tomatoes, and today I had left-overs
I heated it up with some home made curds I made by accident while trying to make yogurt
Posted by: Bison at February 20, 2024 11:03 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Admiral spinebender at February 20, 2024 11:03 PM (duT0u)
Posted by: mindful webworker - from Planet X
The one with him captaining the boat full of bikini gunwomen was the cover of some dime-store pulp novel.
Pulp novels and B movies; I guess he never made it big. Thus the coffee empire.
Posted by: mikeski at February 20, 2024 11:04 PM (DgGvY)
Beats that ugly bug ad, anyway.
Posted by: mindful webworker
50s version of The Manchurian Candidate
Posted by: BifBewalski at February 20, 2024 11:04 PM (MsrgL)
Posted by: JT at February 20, 2024 11:04 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at
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They've said that about every drug that's ever been on the black market.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 20, 2024 11:05 PM (57YAP)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 20, 2024 11:05 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: JQ
Been seeing Narcan psa's , paid for by our bountiful state tax dollars. 500 Washington state guardsmen sent to the border would be more effective but Jay is an idiot savant.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 20, 2024 11:06 PM (LJCgz)
Posted by: mikeski
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But he did OK with the chicks.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 20, 2024 11:06 PM (57YAP)
Posted by: Bison at February 20, 2024 11:00 PM (D7oie)
I'm familiar with that usage, LOL. I guess "Milwaukee Vibrator" is a nickname for Harley Davidson.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2024 11:07 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 20, 2024 11:07 PM (57YAP)
Posted by: Don Black at February 20, 2024 11:08 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: 18-1
Highschool aged Biff would hang out in the disco bars and take shameless advantage of the recently divorced 30 somthing women. They wanted a young stud, Biff wanted some guilt free snizz.
I worked at the downtown Canal St Marriott as an apprentice boiler mechanic. Ready cash flow, French Quarter, horny women. It's a miracle my young ass graduated high school without getting whacked by an angry ex husband with Vietnam related ptsd.
Posted by: BifBewalski at February 20, 2024 11:09 PM (MsrgL)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 20, 2024 11:10 PM (D7oie)
Speaking of females with advanced degrees, why oh why did I flip the t.v. to Jon Stewart last night when I couldn't sleep? There she was, the younger version of Claudine Gay weighing in on Trump the Criminal. This particular version is 48 to Gay's 54 with the Berkeley and NYU credentials, the deanship, the legal profession, and I swear... the buzz cut, the statement glasses, the passive-aggressive little polite voice and smile, the Michelle Obama professional wardrobe -- it's a God damn uniform.
Take a look. She's actually worse when in video.
http://tinyurl.com/46bm75d2
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2024 11:10 PM (wjjYr)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 20, 2024 11:07 PM (57YAP)
25 DEG.
Posted by: JT at February 20, 2024 11:10 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Bison at February 20, 2024 11:00 PM (D7oie)
BTW, Kindltot, your new nic has me buffaloed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2024 11:11 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: ZOD at February 20, 2024 11:12 PM (JAgBS)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2024 11:10 PM (wjjYr)
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If you want to vomit, I can post a YouTube link. Want to vomit? Anyone?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2024 11:14 PM (wjjYr)
Posted by: a dude in MI at February 20, 2024 11:14 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 20, 2024 11:01 PM (LJCgz)
I raise sweet-meat squash, that are a form of hubbard, and they make wonderful pumpkin.
I have never been much for pumpkin spice or whipped cream but those don't need it.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 20, 2024 11:15 PM (D7oie)
As Doctor Doom.... my favorite all time Super Villain.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 20, 2024 11:15 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: spindrift at February 20, 2024 11:15 PM (GyA5y)
Posted by: a dude in MI at February 20, 2024 11:14 PM (+I6Y/)
It amuses me that the same folks who are now screaming about Texas ignoring Federal Law, were the same folks who legalized Mary jane at the State Level...
uhhhh...
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 20, 2024 11:17 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: spindrift at February 20, 2024 11:15 PM (GyA5y)
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He's the Grover Cleveland of late-night talk shmucks.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 20, 2024 11:17 PM (RIvkX)
My daughter grows awesome pumpkins and makes a mouth watering pumpkin pie. I never really cared for them until I tried a piece of hers. Doing the dad thing really paid off that time.
Posted by: Sock Monkey
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Pumpkin pies made out of a whole pumpkin in your own kitchen can be a revelation.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2024 11:17 PM (wjjYr)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 20, 2024 11:17 PM (bo7UB)
Jon Stewart still has a show?
Posted by: spindrift
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He has a new one. Same as the old one.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2024 11:18 PM (wjjYr)
Posted by: spindrift at February 20, 2024 11:15 PM (GyA5y)
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It just shows how easy it is to replace a "talent" like Trevor Noah.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 20, 2024 11:19 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2024 11:17 PM (wjjYr)
It will make you count your fingers regularly, just to make sure you still have them.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 20, 2024 11:19 PM (D7oie)
1. The Russians have declared the former fortress city of Avdeevka to officially be secured. To everyone's surprise, hundreds of civilians emerged from the rubble, happy to be liberated.
2. Both sides continue to pummel each others' armor with drones. The difference being the Russians can replace their losses. One US-made Abrams tank has been spotted dashing around behind the lines, perhaps as a morale booster.
3. The Ukrainians finally abandoned their suicidal beachhead at Krynky, on the south side of the river at Kherson. Oddly enough, it had been manned by politically suspect troops
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 20, 2024 11:19 PM (YRK4R)
Posted by: spindrift at February 20, 2024 11:15 PM
They gave his old show back to him.
They need him to make a huge "in kind" contribution to the Democrat Party this election cycle.
If the Democrat Party decides that Biden is going to lose, then they are going to have Stewart take him out with mockery, presumably so Biden will fall on his own sword to minimize the damage to the party.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 20, 2024 11:19 PM (HlyYF)
Considering how ubiquitous these deadly drugs seem to be, can we keep some narcan around for genuine accidental poisoning?
___
And on that cheery note, I'm logging out. Because it's time to.
💤
Posted by: mindful webworker - actually at February 20, 2024 11:20 PM (z41p/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 20, 2024 11:20 PM (bo7UB)
http://tinyurl.com/46bm75d2 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2024 11:10 PM (wjjYr)
Zira.
Posted by: ZOD at February 20, 2024 11:21 PM (JAgBS)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 20, 2024 11:21 PM (D7oie)
Yesterday I made penne noodles with onions, cooked chicken, artichoke hearts and a quart of tomatoes
Posted by: Bison
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That sounds incredible.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2024 11:21 PM (wjjYr)
You must know at the end of the day..
OBAMA birthed all of this...race struggles renewed and amplified into just shy of warfare under his watch all on purpose...all on purpose. (Marxist/Commie)
Pulls the strings on his puppet Biden to this day...(Marxist/Commie)
This election in 2024 is down for the survival of the Republic and nothing less.
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 20, 2024 11:22 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Ignorance is Bliss at February 20, 2024 11:24 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 20, 2024 11:24 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2024 11:21 PM (wjjYr)
I also used dried basil and rosemary, both out of the garden.
Mom used to make "spaghetti" with pan fried hamburger, elbow macaroni, onions and bell peppers, and a quart of her canned tomatoes. It was always good, and I make variations on it now.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 20, 2024 11:24 PM (D7oie)
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2024 11:25 PM (fwDg9)
http://tinyurl.com/46bm75d2 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2024 11:10 PM (wjjYr)
That's the picture that accompanies the dictionary definition for "pseudointellectual".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2024 11:25 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Ignorance is Bliss at February 20, 2024 11:24 PM (V5BDR)
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Think smug. Really smug.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 20, 2024 11:25 PM (qne3Q)
OBAMA birthed all of this...race struggles renewed and amplified into just shy of warfare under his watch all on purpose...all on purpose. (Marxist/Commie)
Pulls the strings on his puppet Biden to this day...(Marxist/Commie)
This election in 2024 is down for the survival of the Republic and nothing less.
Posted by: Nightwatch
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Yes, I know all that. I want to see that vast army of vain, smug, educated know-nothings melt like salted worms when we take the country back.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2024 11:25 PM (wjjYr)
The first hit is always free. Tell a dead kid's parents their son deserved what he got.
Posted by: mnw at February 20, 2024 11:26 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Musik For the (M)asses at February 20, 2024 11:27 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: mnw at February 20, 2024 11:26 PM (NLIak)
There's a difference between deserving, and asking for it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2024 11:28 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 20, 2024 11:28 PM (qne3Q)
Posted by: Don Black at February 20, 2024 11:30 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Don Black at February 20, 2024 11:30 PM (geLO8)
That's the picture that accompanies the dictionary definition for "pseudointellectual".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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She is voluble, articulate, calm, and confident, and speaks utter idiocy. I know from here that if you disagree with her, she will graciously write an editorial and call you a racist.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2024 11:30 PM (wjjYr)
Posted by: Piper at February 20, 2024 10:12 PM (ZdaMQ)
That's kinda exactly what Lent is for.
Posted by: GWB at February 20, 2024 11:31 PM (32nmx)
Posted by: JT at February 20, 2024 11:32 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Don Black at February 20, 2024 11:30 PM (geLO
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I hate spunk.
Posted by: Lou Grant at February 20, 2024 11:32 PM (qne3Q)
(Ponders chessboard, considers independent financial lifestyle. Moves rook)
"Yes, racist."
(Regards board.)
"Check."
Posted by: ZOD at February 20, 2024 11:37 PM (JAgBS)
He dead ! How they gonna bring him back ??? A few prequels ??
Posted by: runner at February 20, 2024 11:37 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Lou Grant at February 20, 2024 11:32 PM (qne3Q)
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That makes me think of this --> https://youtu.be/Z7X_Ge05NGo
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 20, 2024 11:38 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Don Black at February 20, 2024 11:38 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Ignorance is Bliss
Think smug. Really smug.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
No, more smug than that. Even more.
Wait, now you're at Obama's level. Dial it back a bit.
There. Perfect.
Posted by: mikeski at February 20, 2024 11:38 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Don Black at February 20, 2024 11:39 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: BifBewalski at February 20, 2024 11:09 PM (MsrgL)
*adds Bif to dudes I want to go in a road trip with*
Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2024 11:40 PM (W/lyH)
*adds Bif to dudes I want to go in a road trip with*
Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2024 11:40 PM (W/lyH)
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I'll bring the Golden Earring 8-track.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 20, 2024 11:41 PM (qne3Q)
Posted by: GWB at February 20, 2024 11:31 PM (32nmx)
Fun fact: This season of prayer and reflection goes all the way back to the apostolic church. They were waaayyy more hardcore about fasting than we are, but most things are the same.
Posted by: pookysgirl already gave up alcohol for the pregnancy at February 20, 2024 11:43 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 20, 2024 11:44 PM (4U+62)
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 20, 2024 11:45 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Don Black at February 20, 2024 11:45 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 20, 2024 11:47 PM (LJCgz)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 20, 2024 11:44 PM (4U+62)
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*checks window*
Yup.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 20, 2024 11:47 PM (qne3Q)
Posted by: Average Guy at February 20, 2024 10:50 PM (lPHZZ)
Well, aren't you special, driving through the rich neighborhoods....
Posted by: GWB at February 20, 2024 11:48 PM (32nmx)
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink Group 7-15
SLC-4E - Vandenberg SFB
February 21st at 11:14 p.m. ET
http://tinyurl.com/3esv4atb
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #74 at February 20, 2024 11:51 PM (qfLjt)
http://tinyurl.com/2p8xr4em
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 20, 2024 11:47 PM (LJCgz)
LOL.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2024 11:52 PM (tkR6S)
[21] Anti-Immigration in the United States: A Historical Encyclopedia explains that "For [Peter] Brimelow, Anglo-Saxon Americans and their culture are in danger of disappearing like Virginia Dare; he writes that he considered adding a fictional vignette at the end of his book Alien Nation (1995), in which the last white family flees Los Angeles, which had been overrun by the crime and pollution caused by its non-white residents."[21]
-He missed the self-inflicted wound part-
Posted by: Braenyard at February 20, 2024 11:53 PM (57YAP)
http://tinyurl.com/2p8xr4em
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 20, 2024 11:47 PM (LJCgz)
Ah, Skillet Guy. If I were single.....
Posted by: pookysgirl hopes someone else got lucky at February 20, 2024 11:53 PM (dtlDP)
I didn't see the gastrointestinal percussionist on the list; he beats the sh*t out of ya.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 20, 2024 11:55 PM (ynpvh)
The Biden administration says the measure would interfere with its ongoing efforts to arrange a deal between Israel and Hamas.
Posted by: Don Black at February 20, 2024 11:55 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 20, 2024 11:06 PM (LJCgz)
I question the 'savant' part.
Posted by: GWB at February 20, 2024 11:56 PM (32nmx)
I thought that was more of a digital solution.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 20, 2024 11:57 PM (ynpvh)
https://t.co/XrYeAjPhCA
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #75 at February 20, 2024 11:57 PM (qfLjt)
Almost Mornin' on the East Coast.
Got my plumbing problem taken care of. I'm a lot lighter in the checking account too. Weird. Still got some drywall to replace but that can wait till next week. It's going to have too. I go back to work Wednesday.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 20, 2024 11:58 PM (sAmhv)
The Biden administration says the measure would interfere with its ongoing efforts to arrange a deal between Israel and Hamas.
Posted by: Don Black at February 20, 2024 11:55 PM (geLO
So the UN makes demands. Who do they think they are, the Rulers of the World? Me thinks they need to be taken down more than a few notches.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 20, 2024 11:58 PM (ynpvh)
37 mins Episode Details Mass immigration is completely destroying our country. Why is no one doing anything about it? Because they're afraid of ending up like Lydia Brimelow.
http://tinyurl.com/yebjuksu
you only get 8 minutes unless you belong to the Tucker club
Hey, a guy's gotta make a buck.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 20, 2024 11:59 PM (57YAP)
https://mol.im/a/13106691
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #76 at February 20, 2024 11:59 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 20, 2024 11:44 PM (4U+62)
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*checks window*
Yup.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 20, 2024 11:47 PM (qne3Q)
Never trust, always verify.
Posted by: Things Stalin Might Have Said at February 21, 2024 12:00 AM (emlEe)
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You need funding to turn your life around, doncha know.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 21, 2024 12:00 AM (qne3Q)
I thought that was more of a digital solution.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 20, 2024 11:57 PM (ynpvh)
There's a song about that...
https://youtu.be/qYRoU35_bpQ?si=qvJj7_r_JY40k7dx
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2024 12:00 AM (tkR6S)
...
And thanks for the humorous sign on the bottom. Gummy bears were my trekking food source, so I ate a lot of bears.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 20, 2024 10:13 PM (u82oZ)
Heh. You might do that. Not this cowboy, no way, nohow.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2024 10:18 PM (tkR6S)
Um, a bear is also a hairy gay man...I guess Obama eats lots of bears too.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2024 12:01 AM (ynpvh)
American Queen Voyages Shuts Down, Cancels All Remaining Cruises
http://tinyurl.com/5x8s9f8p
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #77 at February 21, 2024 12:01 AM (qfLjt)
I thought that was more of a digital solution.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 20, 2024 11:57 PM (ynpvh)
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The belt sander has turned out to be a game changer in this line of work.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 21, 2024 12:02 AM (qne3Q)
Posted by: pookysgirl, sick of the two-tiered system at February 21, 2024 12:03 AM (dtlDP)
https://mol.im/a/13104595
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #78 at February 21, 2024 12:03 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 21, 2024 12:05 AM (LJCgz)
https://mol.im/a/13105807
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #79 at February 21, 2024 12:06 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: ZOD at February 21, 2024 12:06 AM (JAgBS)
https://mol.im/a/13105467
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #80 at February 21, 2024 12:09 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: pookysgirl
GFM are rat bastards but they did shut down the account after it collected $100.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 21, 2024 12:09 AM (LJCgz)
https://mol.im/a/13105807
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #79 at February 21, 2024 12:06 AM (qfLjt)
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Man, that's a total goat rodeo of pathology right there in one neat package. I don't even want to look at the picture.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 21, 2024 12:10 AM (qne3Q)
He dead ! How they gonna bring him back ??? A few prequels ??
Making it female
Make it gay
Make it lame
Posted by: My guess at February 21, 2024 12:10 AM (ibTVg)
https://mol.im/a/13105807
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #79 at February 21, 2024 12:06 AM (qfLjt)
Why is this shitmaggot still wasting oxygen?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2024 12:11 AM (tkR6S)
The Biden administration says the measure would interfere with its ongoing efforts to arrange a deal between Israel and Hamas.
Posted by: Don Black
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So... our ceasefire rather than their ceasefire? I guess this is the Biden admin having it both ways.
Note I don't say "Biden having it both ways," nothing like that anymore. He's not in control of anything.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2024 12:11 AM (wjjYr)
Posted by: pookysgirl
GFM are rat bastards but they did shut down the account after it collected $100.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 21, 2024 12:09 AM (LJCgz)
I wonder how much of that is GFM's management and how much of that is their Gov't minders...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2024 12:11 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 21, 2024 12:10 AM (qne3Q)
Fat, ugly, and face tats like an MS13 thug.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2024 12:12 AM (tkR6S)
https://mol.im/a/13106425
Once proven unequivocally that he's the killer, he needs to die a horrible death. Maple syrup and army ants comes to mind.
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #81 at February 21, 2024 12:12 AM (qfLjt)
He dead ! How they gonna bring him back ??? A few prequels ??
Making it female
Make it gay
Make it lame
Posted by: My guess at February 21, 2024 12:10 AM (ibTVg)
Gay female transgender who's retarded and in a wheelchair, like South Park's Timmy.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2024 12:13 AM (ynpvh)
https://mol.im/a/13106425
Once proven unequivocally that he's the killer, he needs to die a horrible death. Maple syrup and army ants comes to mind.
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #81 at February 21, 2024 12:12 AM (qfLjt)
The old ways are sometimes the best.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2024 12:13 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #81 at February 21, 2024 12:12 AM (qfLjt)
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Ground stakes + fast-growing bamboo
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 21, 2024 12:14 AM (qne3Q)
IIRC the villain in...3?...was a butch lesbian that claimed to be gender fluid...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 21, 2024 12:14 AM (ibTVg)
Grapes of wrath: Moment £2million worth of luxury wine goes down the drain when hooded vandal releases 13,000 gallon tank of booze over factory floor in Spain
https://mol.im/a/13104107
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #82 at February 21, 2024 12:15 AM (qfLjt)
IIRC the villain in...3?...was a butch lesbian that claimed to be gender fluid...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 21, 2024 12:14 AM (ibTVg)
So, where does one pour this "gender fluid"? Sounds like the milk in this vid:
https://youtu.be/dLF725CX4mM
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2024 12:15 AM (ynpvh)
Sue said Nex had been bullied since the start of the 2023 school year, just months after Oklahoma governor Kevin Stitt signed a bathroom ban bill, stipulating students must use the bathroom which aligns with their biological sex.
Cute wording. The media so desperately needs to be thrown into a giant woodchipper, feet first. They are hated but not enough.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 21, 2024 12:15 AM (sAmhv)
Tough day at work honey, yeah I brought a dozen women to orgasm and boy is my hand tired...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 21, 2024 12:16 AM (ibTVg)
Grapes of wrath: Moment £2million worth of luxury wine goes down the drain when hooded vandal releases 13,000 gallon tank of booze over factory floor in Spain
https://mol.im/a/13104107
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #82 at February 21, 2024 12:15 AM (qfLjt)
Someone didn't pay their protection money?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2024 12:17 AM (ynpvh)
Tough day at work honey, yeah I brought a dozen women to orgasm and boy is my hand tired...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 21, 2024 12:16 AM (ibTVg)
Being ambidextrous might double business.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2024 12:18 AM (ynpvh)
So this Nex girl wanted to pretend to be a boy and couldn't.
Girls can be brutal but rarely physically like this. My best guess...Nex tried to get the younger siblings of one of the girls that attacked her to go tranny.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 21, 2024 12:19 AM (ibTVg)
https://mol.im/a/13106425
Once proven unequivocally that he's the killer, he needs to die a horrible death. Maple syrup and army ants comes to mind.
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #81 at February 21, 2024 12:12 AM (qfLjt)
Mom has a bunch of unfortunate tats, too. Hate to say it, but she also looks like trailer trash. Letting that creep stay in a camper in their back yard was weapons-grade stupid.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2024 12:20 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 21, 2024 12:21 AM (ibTVg)
This is just all kinds of messed up.
Posted by: pookysgirl wonders if the police have enough thumbtacks and yarn at February 21, 2024 12:23 AM (dtlDP)
Posted by: Puddleglum,
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He so desperately needed to use the girl's restroom.
And his parents agreed.
There's a special place for all of them.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2024 12:26 AM (57YAP)
I suppose one other possibility. The two girls got to pushing each other and the tranny had an unfortunate fall.
Yes it is never the answer in a movie but in the real world there are plenty of cases of something dying after one push or punch because they fell badly. The head and neck can be a lot more fragile then people realize.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 21, 2024 12:26 AM (ibTVg)
I assumed the latter since "Nex" was in the girl's bathroom.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 21, 2024 12:27 AM (ibTVg)
Cute wording. The media so desperately needs to be thrown into a giant woodchipper, feet first. They are hated but not enough.
Posted by: Puddleglum
The pool of emotionally troubled kids, struggling to make sense of a world getting crazier by the moment, is huge. Kid made a stupid choice which is what kids do. No one deserves to be beaten to death like that. The ones that deserve the wood chipper are those who influenced and encouraged her. Teachers, counselors, therapists and parents. A majority of these kids are merely cannon fodder in this war.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 21, 2024 12:28 AM (LJCgz)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 21, 2024 12:21 AM (ibTVg)
It may have been taboo for wives to talk about orgasms or enjoy them. Sex was a duty that had to be done. 'Lie back and think of England' comes to mind. I'm sure there were the occasional loving marriages but most were societal pressure/norms and for protection. If a woman enjoyed sex, she was a real strumpet.
Posted by: RickZ at February 21, 2024 12:28 AM (emlEe)
As far as I can tell, she was nonbinary (the easy way into the "it crowd" without committing to anything) and was with a trans person in the bathroom when a natural girl started the beatdown.
Now here's an interesting question: If the beater was straight and the beatees were not, why didn't the school call 911?
Posted by: pookysgirl wonders if the police have enough thumbtacks and yarn at February 21, 2024 12:30 AM (dtlDP)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 21, 2024 12:32 AM (e9COb)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 21, 2024 12:21 AM (ibTVg)
In certain muslim countries they still don't. The little boys, goats, and sheep, however are wary.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2024 12:33 AM (ynpvh)
That is...not really accurate.
In Puritan America, for example, there was at least one case of a husband excommunicated for withholding sex from his wife.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 21, 2024 12:34 AM (ibTVg)
That is...not really accurate.
In Puritan America, for example, there was at least one case of a husband excommunicated for withholding sex from his wife.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 21, 2024 12:34 AM (ibTVg)
I'm sure I read that the Pilgrims also felt guilt for having pleasure during sex, so it may have been more of a procreational issue.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2024 12:35 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: pookysgirl, Mama Bear (not gummy) at February 21, 2024 12:36 AM (dtlDP)
I assumed the latter since "Nex" was in the girl's bathroom.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 21, 2024 12:27 AM (ibTVg)
I looked up several news stories, but none shed any light on what the kid's real sex was. Whatever it was, it was bugfuck nuts.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2024 12:36 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 21, 2024 12:32 AM (e9COb)
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Hellooooo Sailor!
Posted by: Rear Adm. Bill Kristol at February 21, 2024 12:36 AM (qne3Q)
Posted by: pookysgirl will probably never go to the Twin Cities again at February 21, 2024 12:37 AM (dtlDP)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2024 12:36 AM (tkR6S)
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We live in a world where you can't get the truth from any media story without reading between the lines (and around the Narrative).
Bang-up job those "journalists" are doing today!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 21, 2024 12:38 AM (qne3Q)
Posted by: RickZ
Pretty sure that was just the Presbyterians.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 21, 2024 12:40 AM (LJCgz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2024 12:41 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2024 12:41 AM (tkR6S)
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Plus at least two slatterns in the string section.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 21, 2024 12:43 AM (qne3Q)
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I would never mock or make fun in any way of a guy who thought he was a girl. naw aw.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2024 12:46 AM (57YAP)
http://tinyurl.com/6e3vzee3
That 'secretary'? It was another fudge-packer.
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #83 at February 21, 2024 12:48 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: GWB at February 20, 2024 11:48 PM (32nmx)
Heh, nothing special about me. Driving from point A to point B often takes me through those places simple as that. Sometimes, like today, point B is in one of those places. Believe me, as my Hyundai with 260,000 miles on it suggests, I am "in" but not "of" that world.
Posted by: Average Guy at February 21, 2024 12:52 AM (lPHZZ)
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Dear Lord that poor woman!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 21, 2024 12:52 AM (qne3Q)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2024 12:53 AM (57YAP)
Here cum da judge
Posted by: Judge Engoron at February 21, 2024 12:53 AM (qne3Q)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2024 12:54 AM (57YAP)
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Dear Lord that poor woman!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 21, 2024 12:52 AM (qne3Q)
"the law secretary, Arthur Engoron, claims he only began dating the secretary of the opposing counsel, Christopher Sullivan".
I think #277 is correct.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2024 12:55 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2024 12:53 AM (57YAP)
There must be one more feast at the castle.
Posted by: ZOD at February 21, 2024 12:56 AM (JAgBS)
There's a timeline listed so you can pick and choose if you like.
http://tinyurl.com/m6t2fa7y
Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2024 12:58 AM (57YAP)
Posted by: JQ at February 21, 2024 12:58 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby
Are Italians just your hate target or are you just ignorant?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 21, 2024 12:58 AM (IG4Id)
Posted by: jim
But Lewin said Sullivan’s actions in the case may have been “influenced” by information he received from the woman, identified in the papers only as Sue.
Poorly written or perhaps Sue's parents were fans of Johnny Cash.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 21, 2024 12:59 AM (LJCgz)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2024 12:59 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim
But Lewin said Sullivan’s actions in the case may have been “influenced” by information he received from the woman, identified in the papers only as Sue.
Poorly written or perhaps Sue's parents were fans of Johnny Cash.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 21, 2024 12:59 AM (LJCgz)
Maybe AI wrote it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2024 01:00 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby
Are Italians just your hate target or are you just ignorant?
Posted by: weft cut-loop
One, it was in jest son. Two, how do you get Italians out of Presbyterian? Grew up in a Presbyterian church because my Scottish mother was a Presbyterian.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 21, 2024 01:01 AM (LJCgz)
Posted by: Sock Monkey *
Just making sure you're awake, cabron.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 21, 2024 01:03 AM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 21, 2024 01:03 AM (qne3Q)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 21, 2024 01:04 AM (qne3Q)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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He memory is a blessing to you.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2024 01:05 AM (57YAP)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
All good. Yes , unfortunately I am awake. Will probably be awake long past any sane hour. Insomnia is my friend who doesn't realize he's worn out his welcome.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 21, 2024 01:08 AM (LJCgz)
"We are going to continue to report fully and fairly, not just on Donald Trump but also on President Joe Biden,"
===
Try the veal and don't forget to tip your waiter.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 20, 2024 01:32
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That statement from the NYT is just as bogus as the reporting their Pulitzer Award winning Walter Winchell did on Stalin when he was starving the Ukrainians.
And yes, we did have veal tonight, it was very good. And Bailey agreed as the old dog, who never moves very fast, swiped the last of my piece right under my nose.
Good on you Bales, but let's hope things are solid in the morning you thief!
Posted by: Farmer at February 21, 2024 01:05
Posted by: Farmer at February 21, 2024 01:16 AM (55Qr6)
I think #277 is correct.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2024 12:55 AM (ynpvh)
ambiguous antecedent
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2024 01:17 AM (tkR6S)
_Elon Musk
Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2024 01:18 AM (57YAP)
Well, now NYC is no longer even remotely 'safe'. A political hit job like this in one of the most expensive real estate markets in the world... I really can't see how this would NOT have the effect of causing at least some foreign investors to take their money and GTFO.
Posted by: LenNeal at February 21, 2024 01:22 AM (9yXr+)
Porky's actor Tony Ganios dead at 64
https://mol.im/a/13106149
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #84 at February 21, 2024 01:27 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: pookysgirl wishes she could ignore reality that easily at February 21, 2024 01:28 AM (dtlDP)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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He memory is a blessing to you.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2024 01:05 AM (57YAP)
Indeed. Just makes me sad as well.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2024 01:30 AM (ynpvh)
Currently Belgrade, Serbia, is so overflowing with Russian money hardly anyone knows what to do with it. Huge luxury apartment blocks are being built and every single unit is sold before the foundations are even set.
Israelis, too, mostly middle class unable to afford to invest in real estate there. But Russians, lots of Russians. Belgrade is now nearly at parity in living expenses with Germany. It's causing a financial crisis for natives, who are getting priced out of their own country.
Posted by: LenNeal at February 21, 2024 01:31 AM (9yXr+)
Posted by: LenNeal
There are already investors publicly telling NY to GFT. Hochul's little press conference assuring everyone that this was a one off political hit job was pure panic damage control. These people are so stupid that I'm betting they were on their second bottle of champagne and round of congratulatory back slapping before someone said, " you know, we might have a problem ".
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 21, 2024 01:32 AM (LJCgz)
I think #277 is correct.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2024 12:55 AM (ynpvh)
ambiguous antecedent
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2024 01:17 AM (tkR6S)
"Lewin said in court papers that the law secretary, Arthur Engoron, claims he only began dating the secretary of the opposing counsel, Christopher Sullivan, on May 10. But Lewin said Sullivan’s actions in the case may have been 'influenced' by information he received from the woman, identified in the papers only as Sue."
So was he dating Christopher Sullivan or his secretary? Well, reading it a few times, I take it Engoron was dating Sue, Sullivan's secretary. Somebody needs to learn how to write.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2024 01:34 AM (ynpvh)
It's one thing for the US to freeze or seize assets related to 'hostile nations', but quite another to target specific individuals for purely political reasons and force a fire sale of assets or outright seizure. Foreign investors are going to see that for what it is: theft, just like at home.
Posted by: LenNeal at February 21, 2024 01:36 AM (9yXr+)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 21, 2024 01:32 AM (LJCgz)
That's a brazen lie. No Democrat would ever stop the champagne from flowing.
Posted by: RickZ at February 21, 2024 01:37 AM (emlEe)
They overvalued their assets!
Fraud!
Seizure!
Posted by: LenNeal at February 21, 2024 01:40 AM (9yXr+)
Posted by: RickZ
Drunken accusations and name calling are second nature to these inbred elitists. Hope DJT has a plan to build a wall around NYC in the works.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 21, 2024 01:47 AM (LJCgz)
Posted by: LenNeal
The Balkans have an 'interesting' history. I suspect this is going to bring back the return of 'interesting'.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 21, 2024 01:49 AM (sAmhv)
_Elon Musk
Posted by: Braenyardp
Wasn't an edifice ... yeah,well...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 21, 2024 01:58 AM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Chuck C at February 21, 2024 01:58 AM (xttsV)
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Countdown Clock and Mission Clock
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Posted by: Ciampino - Update #85 at February 21, 2024 02:08 AM (qfLjt)
_Elon Musk
Posted by: Braenyardp
Wasn't an edifice ... yeah,well...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 21, 2024 01:58 AM (IG4Id)
And us Vets are going... OK... why... when you betray us.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2024 02:09 AM (xaFKb)
The Balkans have an 'interesting' history. I suspect this is going to bring back the return of 'interesting'.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 21, 2024 01:49 AM (sAmhv)
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Trieste: "Don't remind me!"
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #86 at February 21, 2024 02:10 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2024 02:16 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2024 02:19 AM (ynpvh)
https://mol.im/a/13105619
After it has been admitted that masks are useless and used for political control, I think the USSC is wrong and needs straightening out. How about no pay increases for a couple of years?
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #87 at February 21, 2024 02:31 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2024 02:34 AM (57YAP)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2024 02:37 AM (57YAP)
https://mol.im/a/13105255
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #88 at February 21, 2024 02:42 AM (qfLjt)
Hope DJT has a plan to build a wall around NYC in the works.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 21, 2024 01:47 AM (LJCgz)
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And once built, there are plans to flood the place. You know, simulate the non-existent AGW-ascribed sea-level rise.
Posted by: Ciampino - Moses, Moses? Where art though, Moses? at February 21, 2024 02:56 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Moses - Noah, Noah? Where art though, Noah? at February 21, 2024 02:59 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Moses - Noah, Noah? Where art thou, Noah? at February 21, 2024 03:01 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Noah at February 21, 2024 03:01 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Moses - Noah, Noah? Where art thou, Noah? ? at February 21, 2024 03:04 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at February 21, 2024 03:47 AM (jkkAf)
Posted by: JT at February 21, 2024 03:51 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 21, 2024 03:54 AM (omVj0)
For work. A convention for grocers put on by our wholesaler.
Owner wants me to go. Not looking forward to it at all. At least it's paid for, and I'm getting paid
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at February 21, 2024 03:59 AM (jkkAf)
Posted by: JT at February 21, 2024 03:59 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 21, 2024 04:00 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at February 21, 2024 04:00 AM (jkkAf)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at February 21, 2024 04:00 AM (jkkAf)
Welcome!
Im 10 miles N of GR
Posted by: a dude in MI at February 21, 2024 04:33 AM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: a dude in MI at February 21, 2024 04:33 AM (+I6Y/)
Tho it's a bit out of the way, there's good breakfast eating in Dixon if you want you stop this way. Give me a holler and we can do Reagan's home here.
Posted by: Farmer at February 21, 2024 04:56 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: a dude in MI at February 21, 2024 04:33 AM (+I6Y/)
We'll be at the Amway hotel. I'm guessing they have a convention center attached or very close.
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at February 21, 2024 08:28 AM (fInJv)
Tho it's a bit out of the way, there's good breakfast eating in Dixon if you want you stop this way. Give me a holler and we can do Reagan's home here.
Posted by: Farmer
Aww Farmer thanks for the offer but we're leaving from work this afternoon. Dixon's not *too* far from where I live....maybe someday we can meet up!
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at February 21, 2024 08:31 AM (fInJv)
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