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Monday Overnight Open Thread (2/19/24)
Quote I I think that this is really an extraordinary, unusual circumstance that the law-abiding and rule-following New Yorkers who are business people have nothing to worry about because they’re very different than Donald Trump and his behavior, New York Governor "Karen" Hochul
Quote II "Minnesota has a reputation and long history of protecting LGBTQ people. That reputation is the crux of this." Aaron Zimmerman, executive director of the LGBTQ nonprofit PFund Foundation
Quote III “So how can you take — as leader — how do you take an issue where the American people support us and lead us into a box, where now, when a bill is produced, it is worse than doing nothing. When that’s rejected, we get blamed. I mean, you got to work overtime to screw that up.” US Senator Ron Johnson (R-WI)
I am so shocked. I never imagined that this person would be accused of something so dastardly.
Wisconsin Human Resource Director Arrested on Child Porn and Exploitation Charges
The human resource director for Outagamie County, Wisconsin was arrested on Friday in connection with possession of child pornography and sexual exploitation of a child. Adam Westbrook, an alleged member of the Brew City “Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence,” faces four counts for each offense. According to Fox 11, Westbrook was taken into custody in Neenah following a search warrant executed by multiple agencies, including the Neenah Police Department and the State Department of Justice as part of a larger Kenosha County investigation. Libs of TikTok broke the news on X, reporting that Westbrook is an “anti-Catholic drag queen” in his spare time.
And while we are discussing the abomination of mankind, Did you hear what happened at St. Patrick's Cathedral?
Catholic officials in New York held a Mass of Reparation on Saturday following what it called “scandalous behavior” at a Thursday funeral for Cecilia Gentili, an atheist transgender woman and former sex worker lauded by mourners as the “mother of all whores.” Gentili died Feb. 6 at age 52 of undisclosed causes. The Feb. 15 service drew a crowd estimated at more than 1,000 to St. Patrick’s Cathedral in Manhattan, one of the most prominent Catholic parishes in the nation. The funerals of Sen. Robert F. Kennedy, baseball legend George Herman “Babe” Ruth, and several World Trade Center 9/11 first responders have been held there, and the structure is a Fifth Avenue landmark.
Well of course she did.
Girl left to fend for herself with dogs barked on all fours and ate from the ground A young girl started to bark and walk on all fours after being forced to move in with her pet dogs when she was abandoned by her mum and dad who couldn't look after her
No Filler here on a Monday Night ONT. None. Ever.
I wonder if Denmark is up to date on their NATO membership fees. They are making an interesting contribution to Ukraine.
Denmark to send its 'entire artillery' to Ukraine, the country's prime minister says Denmark is sending all of its artillery to Ukraine, the Danish prime minister has said. Mette Frederiksen made the announcement while speaking at the Munich Security Conference. It comes as Ukraine faces severe munitions shortages.
The phrase, "Where did you get your license, K-Mart!" comes to mind.
B.C. cancels company's operating licence after 6 overpass strikes
Transportation Minister Rob Fleming says 'most severe' action required to send message The province says it's prohibited a transportation company from operating in B.C. after it was involved in six overpass strikes in three years. A statement sent at 6 a.m. PT from B.C.'s Transportation Minister Rob Fleming said, in the interest of safety, a formal cancellation notice was issued to Chohan Freight Forwarders Ltd. for its operations in B.C. on Thursday. The province had previously suspended the carrier following an overpass strike on Highway 99 in late December. On a provincial list of the overpass strikes that have occurred since December 2021, Chohan is named six times out of 34 total strikes.
Born on this day: 19 Feb 1940
American singer, songwriter, record producer, and former record executive Smokey Robinson. With The Miracles he had the 1970 UK & US No.1 single 'The Tears Of A Clown'. As a solo artist Robinson scored the 1981 UK No.1 & US No.2 single 'Being With You'. He became the vice President of Motown Records in 1972. During the course of his 50-year career in music, Robinson has accumulated more than 4,000 songs to his credit. via thisdayinmusic.com
On this day: 19 Feb 1980
AC/DC singer Bon Scott was pronounced dead on arrival at a London hospital after a heavy night's drinking. Scott was found in the passenger seat of a friend's parked car. The official coroner's report stated that he had "drunk himself to death", after suffocating on his own vomit. via thisdayinmusic.com
Now we know why there are "No return" policies. Genius Award Winner.
EBRUARY 18--Mitchell Cooper Vest is 6’ 6” tall, weighs 250 pounds, and is known to wear a kilt. Which made it easier for Texas business owners to identify Vest, 60, as the man who recently came into their antique stores and shoved various items up his rectum before placing them “back on the shelf for display,” according to Texas court records. Police allege that Vest (pictured below) entered several shops in Spring, a Houston suburb, last week and engaged in criminal mischief, a misdemeanor. Specifically, cops say, Vest first entered the “Antique Gallery of Houston” and placed a makeup brush and a “Restoration Hardware piece” in his anus before returning the merchandise, valued at $130, to the shelf. Vest then showed up at “The Curiosity Shop,” which is located inside an antiques mall. The shop’s owner, Alisha Osborne, told police that Vest took an antique bottle opener and a “Tobacco Tent Can” (total value: $74) and “placed them into his anus under his green skirt/kilt, then returned the items to the shelf.”
Pajama Day. Po-Jama People Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
A First Grader Was Crying On Pajama Day. His Bus Driver Came To The Rescue Today's good news story comes from Louisville, Kentucky. A Jefferson County Public Schools bus driver went the extra mile to uplift the spirits of a first-grader who was feeling low on pajama day at school.
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by DOT Cutbacks.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 19, 2024 10:00 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Half Dozen at February 19, 2024 10:00 PM (UzTy3)
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #45 at February 19, 2024 10:00 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at February 19, 2024 10:00 PM (GIu0F)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 10:00 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Half Dozen at February 19, 2024 10:00 PM (UzTy3)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 19, 2024 10:00 PM (hOUT3)
https://youtu.be/PLiMy4NaSKc
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 10:01 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 19, 2024 10:01 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 19, 2024 10:01 PM (as3uC)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 19, 2024 10:02 PM (hOUT3)
Of course they are; they donate and vote DEM!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 10:02 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 19, 2024 10:00 PM (hOUT3)
There are 6 Saturdays and Sunday.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 19, 2024 10:03 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 19, 2024 10:03 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 19, 2024 10:03 PM (di6C2)
I thought you took your Trans to the mechanic.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 10:03 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 19, 2024 10:03 PM (di6C2)
A young girl started to bark and walk on all fours after being forced to move in with her pet dogs when she was abandoned by her mum and dad who couldn't look after her
*has thoughts*
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 19, 2024 10:03 PM (3CVIc)
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Except they just proved that they’ll use any means at their disposal to crush their opponents.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 19, 2024 10:03 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: GWB at February 19, 2024 10:03 PM (32nmx)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 10:04 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Kathy Hochul at February 19, 2024 10:04 PM (Q4KYm)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 19, 2024 10:04 PM (sAmhv)
There's a special place in hell for parents like that.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 10:05 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 19, 2024 10:05 PM (3CVIc)
Posted by: Eromero at February 19, 2024 10:05 PM (NxC5+)
There is never a math day, or a thermodynamics day, and Constitution Day is not observed.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 19, 2024 10:05 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: TRex at February 19, 2024 10:06 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 19, 2024 10:06 PM (u82oZ)
Both guns???
Posted by: mikeski at February 19, 2024 10:06 PM (DgGvY)
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Was that wrong?
Posted by: George Costanza at February 19, 2024 10:06 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 19, 2024 10:05 PM (3CVIc)
We know Stacey Abrams could belly up to that bar.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 19, 2024 10:06 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Jonah at February 19, 2024 10:06 PM (BGQYY)
Both guns???
Posted by: mikeski at February 19, 2024 10:06 PM (DgGvY)
Basically, every developed country has sent all their weapons to Ukraine and Russia still won.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 19, 2024 10:07 PM (3CVIc)
Posted by: CppThis at February 19, 2024 10:07 PM (PZvjL)
Posted by: davidt at February 19, 2024 10:08 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 19, 2024 10:08 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 19, 2024 10:08 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Come on man, that's just crazy talk!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 19, 2024 10:08 PM (hOUT3)
Maybe he wanted to make sure they fit before he ate them.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 10:09 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 19, 2024 10:09 PM (MNhXM)
Great photo up top, but then again, I am partial to displays of Old Glory. Great tune behind the photo!
Thanks to the ONT, I now will do my antiquing a bit more carefully, and perhaps not touch any items I don't absolutely need to touch! Ewwww....
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 19, 2024 10:09 PM (KglbO)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Come on man, that's just crazy talk!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 19, 2024 10:08 PM (hOUT3)
A conspiracy Theory!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 10:09 PM (ynpvh)
Every one of his and the Allstars songs makes me want to do some belly dancin'...Motown for me was the absolute best music!
Thanks Mis.Hum!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 19, 2024 10:09 PM (V02eN)
An astoundingly stupid thing to say, Guv.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 19, 2024 10:09 PM (W/lyH)
Thank you for the no-filler ONT. Much appreciated.
Top picture is inspiring, but the barn must be for goats or sheep. Horses or cows would damage the flag.
And bottom picture is a good adaptation to dumping soiled mattresses.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 19, 2024 10:09 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 19, 2024 10:10 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Jonah at February 19, 2024 10:10 PM (BGQYY)
Moron REDACTED, pick up the white courtesy phone please. Your professional comment is needed.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 19, 2024 10:10 PM (YmKky)
Oh, and a public sector employee, public servant if you will. This is the kind of shit that the state of Wisconsin hires in their mission to be all inclusive, and diverse and whatnot.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 19, 2024 10:10 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 19, 2024 10:05 PM (3CVIc)
We know Stacey Abrams could belly up to that bar.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 19, 2024 10:06 PM (di6C2)
Hard to keep the bile down with that comment.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 19, 2024 10:10 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at February 19, 2024 10:10 PM (n3DL0)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 19, 2024 10:07 PM (3CVIc)
so much graft and waste in lives and money
Posted by: a dude in MI at February 19, 2024 10:10 PM (+I6Y/)
Seems like a pretty clear 14 Amendment appeal.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 19, 2024 10:10 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 19, 2024 10:05 PM (3CVIc)
We know Stacey Abrams could belly up to that bar.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 19, 2024 10:06 PM (di6C2)
Or bust through it. Oh YEAH!--Kool Aide
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 10:11 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 19, 2024 10:03 PM (u73oe)
Dude here gets it. Also, as I noted at the end of the cafe, today's political allies of convenience are tomorrow's enemies of the state and this axiom has been proven across like 4,000 years of recorded history.
Posted by: CppThis at February 19, 2024 10:11 PM (PZvjL)
Posted by: TRex at February 19, 2024 10:11 PM (IQ6Gq)
Every one of his and the Allstars songs makes me want to do some belly dancin'...Motown for me was the absolute best music!
Thanks Mis.Hum!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 19, 2024 10:09 PM (V02eN)
Glad I'm hitting on a few cylinders this evening.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 19, 2024 10:11 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 19, 2024 10:11 PM (MNhXM)
So, how many other companies were the remaining 28 attributed to?
Posted by: GWB at February 19, 2024 10:11 PM (32nmx)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 19, 2024 10:11 PM (YmKky)
Great Smokey song; that man can/could sing, and write, and apparently run a corporation.
Posted by: LRob in OK at February 19, 2024 10:12 PM (TSQkU)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 19, 2024 10:12 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Jonah at February 19, 2024 10:12 PM (BGQYY)
Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at February 19, 2024 10:10 PM (n3DL0)
It could be......
I know someone who has to be up at O dark 30 tomorrow. Ugh.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 19, 2024 10:12 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 19, 2024 10:12 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Jonah at February 19, 2024 10:12 PM (BGQYY)
Finns vs Russians. Respect!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 10:13 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 19, 2024 10:10 PM (QXQ4l)
I crafted it over the course of seconds...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 19, 2024 10:13 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: TRex at February 19, 2024 10:11 PM (IQ6Gq)
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Stick with the bulky items that have a lot of angles and sharp edges and you should be okay.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 19, 2024 10:13 PM (bo7UB)
The former DoE high ranking official that liked to steal women's clothes in airports belonged to the “Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence”. I think he's out of jail now and will probably fail upwards. At least until they find pedo pron on his computer. Allegedly. (cough)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 19, 2024 10:13 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 19, 2024 10:13 PM (u82oZ)
Denmark shits oil money like a gulf state.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 19, 2024 10:13 PM (z+89e)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 19, 2024 10:14 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 19, 2024 10:14 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Jonah at February 19, 2024 10:14 PM (BGQYY)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 19, 2024 10:10 PM (QXQ4l)
I crafted it over the course of seconds...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 19, 2024 10:13 PM (di6C2)
Hand crafted real
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 10:14 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 19, 2024 10:08 PM (di6C2)
I have some thoughts along these lines from my research.
Posted by: Sigmund Freud at February 19, 2024 10:14 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: torabora at February 19, 2024 10:15 PM (goGTI)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 19, 2024 10:12 PM (QXQ4l)
And on a Saturday too?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 19, 2024 10:15 PM (hOUT3)
Maybe he wanted to make sure they fit before he ate them.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 10:09 PM (ynpvh)
Well, it is called "The Curiosity Shop"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 10:15 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 19, 2024 10:15 PM (u73oe)
Every one of his and the Allstars songs makes me want to do some belly dancin'...Motown for me was the absolute best music!
Thanks Mis.Hum!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 19, 2024 10:09 PM (V02eN)
Glad I'm hitting on a few cylinders this evening.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 19, 2024 10:11 PM (QXQ4l)
Smokey was on Live from Darryl’s House in 2009 when he was 70 I think. Awesome episode. It’s on YouTube.
Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 19, 2024 10:16 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: torabora at February 19, 2024 10:15 PM (goGTI)
"We're tired of Lenin. Vote Stalin! A Pol in every Pot!"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 10:16 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 19, 2024 10:16 PM (991eG)
“Hmmm, interesting piece. Has it been in anyone’s ass?
Duke, that's some funny stuff there! Made me laugh!
Posted by: LRob in OK at February 19, 2024 10:16 PM (TSQkU)
Posted by: Jonah at February 19, 2024 10:16 PM (BGQYY)
I wonder if Harvard knows about this?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 19, 2024 10:03 PM (dZVON)
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You're joking .... when the one photocopy machine goes on the fritz the whole campus panics.
Posted by: Ciampino - Does Canon know about this? at February 19, 2024 10:17 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 19, 2024 10:10 PM (QXQ4l)
I crafted it over the course of seconds...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 19, 2024 10:13 PM (di6C2)
Well done, well done indeed.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 19, 2024 10:17 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 19, 2024 10:17 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
I find it darkly humorous that the clinic mentioned by name is the "Family Tree Clinic." I guess they're like most fruit trees: propagated by cutting and grafting, not by pollen and seeds.
"Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire." - Matthew 7:19
Posted by: mikeski at February 19, 2024 10:17 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Jonah at February 19, 2024 10:10 PM (BGQYY)
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Before he got into politics, watch Trump come into one of his businesses. It was like the scene in Ocean's11. He knew every worker, every employee, everyone. Shook their hands, knew their names. And they were
fiercely loyal.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 19, 2024 10:17 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 19, 2024 10:17 PM (V02eN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 19, 2024 10:08 PM (di6C2)
I have some thoughts along these lines from my research.
Posted by: Sigmund Freud
Don't you mean 'Sigmoid' Freud?
Posted by: Tonypete at February 19, 2024 10:17 PM (YmKky)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 19, 2024 10:13 PM (sAmhv)
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One would almost conclude that a person who is depraved and perverted in one narrow area of his life is depraved and perverted in other areas as well.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 19, 2024 10:17 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 19, 2024 10:17 PM (sAmhv)
“Hmmm, interesting piece. Has it been in anyone’s ass?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 19, 2024 10:15 PM (u73oe)
LOL.
Well, if it's an antique butt plug, probably.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 10:17 PM (ynpvh)
I know someone who has to be up at O dark 30 tomorrow. Ugh.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 19, 2024 10:12 PM (QXQ4l)
I thought you were retired?
Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at February 19, 2024 10:17 PM (n3DL0)
Posted by: Ciampino - Do the sheep know? at February 19, 2024 10:19 PM (qfLjt)
“Hmmm, interesting piece. Has it been in anyone’s ass?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 19, 2024 10:15 PM (u73oe)
LOL.
Well, if it's an antique butt plug, probably.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
$200, not a penny more.
Posted by: Rick Harrison at February 19, 2024 10:19 PM (R4t5M)
The human resource director for Outagamie County, Wisconsin was arrested on Friday in connection with possession of child pornography and sexual exploitation of a child. Adam Westbrook, an alleged member of the Brew City “Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence,” faces four counts for each offense.
Government worker, democrat, tranny and...pedo.
Why its almost like that's a pattern or something
Posted by: 18-1 at February 19, 2024 10:19 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 19, 2024 10:17 PM (bo7UB)
*closes some tabs*
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 19, 2024 10:20 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog
Pajama pants are still contraindicated. Save them for the pajama-day book thread.
Posted by: mikeski at February 19, 2024 10:20 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 10:20 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 19, 2024 10:21 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: mikeski
And the breakfast bar at Hampton Inn.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 19, 2024 10:21 PM (YmKky)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 19, 2024 10:21 PM (bo7UB)
Bill Clinton has some items that have been up a "humidor"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 10:21 PM (ynpvh)
Every day I see leftists telling me the Bidenoconomy is the best ever AND that we have a desperate need for more social spending because the poor are getting poorer while the rich get richer.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 19, 2024 10:22 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 19, 2024 10:08 PM (di6C2)
I have some thoughts along these lines from my research.
Posted by: Sigmund Freud
Don't you mean 'Sigmoid' Freud?
Posted by: Tonypete at February 19, 2024 10:17 PM (YmKky)
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Yes.
Posted by: Sigmoid 'Round The Bend' Friend at February 19, 2024 10:22 PM (qfLjt)
He was living his best life?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 19, 2024 10:22 PM (V8he0)
Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at February 19, 2024 10:22 PM (n3DL0)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
I sometimes watch youtubes of police going into homes for domestic violence complaints. You wouldn't believe the filth that some children are being raised in.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 19, 2024 10:23 PM (0Htd1)
He was living his best life?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 19, 2024 10:22 PM (V8he0)
His performances these days are a bit stiff.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 10:23 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 10:21 PM (ynpvh)
'soaking'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 19, 2024 10:23 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Gwen Paltrow at February 19, 2024 10:24 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 10:21 PM (ynpvh)
'soaking'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 19, 2024 10:23 PM (di6C2)
Bill was a Mormon?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 10:24 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 19, 2024 10:24 PM (a8y2i)
Posted by: Antique Roadshow expert at February 19, 2024 10:24 PM (4I/2K)
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It's good he didn't enter a pet store.
Posted by: Orson at February 19, 2024 10:24 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Antique Roadshow expert at February 19, 2024 10:24 PM (4I/2K)
They you would like some of the corn cobs retrieved from Plymouth, Mass.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 10:25 PM (ynpvh)
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It's good he didn't enter a pet store.
Posted by: Orson at February 19, 2024 10:24 PM (dIske)
::: Insert Richard Gere comment here :::
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 10:25 PM (ynpvh)
I know someone who has to be up at O dark 30 tomorrow. Ugh.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 19, 2024 10:12 PM (QXQ4l)
I thought you were retired?
Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at February 19, 2024 10:17 PM (n3DL0)
I am, I now get up early to go fishing. I seldom got up that early for work.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 19, 2024 10:25 PM (QXQ4l)
Both guns???
Posted by: mikeski
http://tinyurl.com/9cwjhk4b
http://tinyurl.com/5n95a2c3
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 19, 2024 10:26 PM (sAmhv)
Maybe he wanted to make sure they fit before he ate them.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 10:09 PM (ynpvh)
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Isn't that one about the monkey with poolballs in the bar?
Posted by: Ciampino - sphincter calibers at February 19, 2024 10:26 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 19, 2024 10:17 PM (tkR6S)
And it would work for that Wisconsin kiddy diddler, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 19, 2024 10:26 PM (tkR6S)
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It's good he didn't enter a pet store.
Posted by: Orson at February 19, 2024 10:24 PM (dIske)
*perks up*
Posted by: Richard Gere at February 19, 2024 10:26 PM (R4t5M)
Maybe he wanted to make sure they fit before he ate them.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 10:09 PM (ynpvh)
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Isn't that one about the monkey with poolballs in the bar?
Posted by: Ciampino - sphincter calibers at February 19, 2024 10:26 PM (qfLjt)
'tis so.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 10:26 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 19, 2024 10:26 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: torabora at February 19, 2024 10:27 PM (goGTI)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
*********
So I was right at #83!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 19, 2024 10:27 PM (991eG)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 19, 2024 10:27 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: mikeski at February 19, 2024 10:20 PM (DgGvY)
Pajama pants are amazing. I always look forward to changing into them once I get home from work. Life's little pleasures.
Posted by: E.A. Blair at February 19, 2024 10:27 PM (8yFpc)
Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 19, 2024 10:26 PM (MNhXM)
A cross-dressing dog lover, a gay BSDM satanist, and a transgender Admiral walk into a bar...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 10:27 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Time for my rant. at February 19, 2024 10:28 PM (Gpxn7)
The Curiosity Shop. lol
He just wanted to try the items before buying. He was curios.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 19, 2024 10:28 PM (klJTj)
Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at February 19, 2024 10:28 PM (n3DL0)
Posted by: PaleRider at February 19, 2024 10:28 PM (3cGpq)
Then: Religion is the opiate of the masses
Now: That Satan guy is kind of a cool rebel isn't he?
Posted by: The left at February 19, 2024 10:28 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Time for my rant. at February 19, 2024 10:28 PM (Gpxn7)
Oh. Then you're gonna hate Diaper Day...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 10:29 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: TRex at February 19, 2024 10:29 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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So I was right at #83!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 19, 2024 10:27 PM (991eG)
Yes you are.
And the Fabulous made home made spaghetti for shrimp scampi. Damn it was delicious.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 19, 2024 10:29 PM (QXQ4l)
There wasn't nonsense like "pajama day" when I was in school.
If there was, I can guarantee kid Franpsycho wouldn't be caught dead wearing pajamas in school. FFS.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 19, 2024 10:29 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 19, 2024 10:23 PM (0Htd1)
My parents came over to visit a few months ago. They were dropping me off after we went out to eat and I said 'Thank you. I am quite happy with my choice of parents. I always took you for granted, until I started to see other people's parents and realized I was raised by Ozzie and Harriet' and I was proud to be their son.
Something I realized as I (and they) have gotten older. People never say the shit that they actually want to and it never gets checked off the list. And then they carry that around. Because it was not the right time or they did not want to be lame. Or worse, they never felt it to begin with.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 19, 2024 10:29 PM (di6C2)
Then: Religion is the opiate of the masses
Now: That Satan guy is kind of a cool rebel isn't he?
Posted by: The left at February 19, 2024 10:28 PM (ibTVg)
Sure is!
Posted by: Saul Alinsky at February 19, 2024 10:30 PM (ynpvh)
_________________________________
It's good he didn't enter a pet store.
Posted by: Orson at February 19, 2024 10:24 PM (dIske)
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A Norwegian Blue? Would that feel as cold and dead as Hillary?
Posted by: Slick 'No Cigar' Billy C at February 19, 2024 10:30 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 19, 2024 10:30 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Slick 'No Cigar' Billy C at February 19, 2024 10:30 PM (qfLjt)
This plumage ... smells.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 19, 2024 10:31 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 19, 2024 10:25 PM (QXQ4l)
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Now you've got something important to do.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 19, 2024 10:31 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 19, 2024 10:27 PM (XV/Pl)
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I have a Wisconsin to Texas translation book somewhere. Let’s see. He said “y’all done fucked up, son.”
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 19, 2024 10:31 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Richard Gere at February 19, 2024 10:32 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 19, 2024 10:30 PM (di6C2)
Oh my that is an obscene time of day to wake up.
I thought it was bad some cough, wheeze, years ago when I got up at 4.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 19, 2024 10:32 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 19, 2024 10:33 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 19, 2024 10:33 PM (byGob)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 19, 2024 10:32 PM (QXQ4l)
On the plus side, getting up at 5 feels like sleeping in.
Ajax got used to it though, so he gets me up about an hour earlier.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 19, 2024 10:33 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 19, 2024 10:31 PM (RIvkX)
Yet if I didn't go I still have important things to do.
It's a pretty cool world
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 19, 2024 10:33 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Slick 'No Cigar' Billy C at February 19, 2024 10:30 PM
***
Just for the record, it took 143 posts for the first Monty Python reference. We can do better.
Posted by: TRex at February 19, 2024 10:33 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Eromero at February 19, 2024 10:34 PM (NxC5+)
It seems that DOCTOR Jill Biden is concerned about Her Place In History.
She convened a panel of historians to do this:
The group gathered in the Blue Room in April 2022, a week after the Gridiron Dinner. Under the watchful eyes of portraits of William Taft, James Monroe, and John Tyler, the First Lady opened the discussion by explaining that she had been unable to think about her role in traditional terms. The political violence of the January 6 attack on the United States Capitol Building, coupled with the coronavirus pandemic, she said, had rerouted her ambitions. She told the group that what she saw during her campaign travel was “a nation that needed to heal” from the shock of a pandemic and the rawness of a divisive political season.
“What Is My Goal?”: Inside the Tense Roundtable to “Define” Jill Biden’s Legacy
http://tinyurl.com/bddphkjp
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 19, 2024 10:34 PM (YAtuc)
She convened a panel of historians to do this:
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 19, 2024 10:34 PM (YAtuc)
You're a Tramp.
Now pay me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 19, 2024 10:35 PM (di6C2)
"Wisconsin Human Resource Director Arrested on Child Porn and Exploitation Charges" -yeah, read enough about that already.
"Did you hear what happened at St. Patrick's Cathedral?" Yeah, saw that dissected on Barnhardt & PoliNation.
"Now we know why there are 'No return' policies." Okay, yuck factor is maxing out with these items, MH.
Quit watching JP a long time ago. Why break my streak?
'B.C. cancels company's operating licence after 6 overpass strikes" --were they hitting that one overpass that is hit so often it has its own website?
"A First Grader Was Crying On Pajama Day" --I am tempted to click through to find out what it's about, since your snippet gave no clue. Siiigh. Why do you make us work so hard? Good thing it ended with a rest area. Ahhh. *urk* what are this? bedbugs?? what's that smell?
Tonight's ONT review provided at no charge.
Posted by: mindful webworker - wild wild world at February 19, 2024 10:35 PM (tCAx2)
Posted by: Jonah at February 19, 2024 10:35 PM (BGQYY)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 19, 2024 10:34 PM (YAtuc)
Translation: How Do I Keep MY Hand In The Public Till!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 19, 2024 10:36 PM (hOUT3)
Shawn mentioned something interesting - that growing variance in how normal people rate movies on Rotten Tomatoes vs reviewers is yet another sign of the growing separation between our select selected elites and normal people. A very small, banal one but a very interesting one none the less.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 19, 2024 10:36 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 19, 2024 10:36 PM (R4t5M)
She convened a panel of historians to do this:
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 19, 2024 10:34 PM (YAtuc)
You're a Tramp.
Now pay me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 19, 2024 10:35 PM (di6C2)
How many patients has she had? Oh, not that kind of doctor?
Posted by: Saul Alinsky at February 19, 2024 10:36 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 19, 2024 10:36 PM (R4t5M)
That's between her and Joey. And maybe Hunter.
Posted by: Saul Alinsky at February 19, 2024 10:36 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Jonah at February 19, 2024 10:37 PM (BGQYY)
‘Orson, I could hear a hamster squealing and then there was this squishing sound. Then, just silence. Well there was this one guy wearing a kilt, he was just standing there moaning Oddest thing.’
Posted by: Eromero at February 19, 2024 10:34 PM -
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When questioned by the police, the suspect stated: "Officer, I'm a gerbil-man.
Posted by: lame joke at February 19, 2024 10:37 PM (Gpxn7)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 19, 2024 10:37 PM (a8y2i)
http://tinyurl.com/bddphkjp
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 19, 2024 10:34 PM (YAtuc)
Her legacies are all wrapped up in fishnet stockings.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 19, 2024 10:37 PM (tkR6S)
After all, she was just about the only person in her husband’s orbit who saw outside of the administration’s bubble, not only in her First Lady role but also as part of her day job.
She teaches a virtual Zoom class at a community college. She's therefore constantly in touch with the common people.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 19, 2024 10:38 PM (YAtuc)
"Odd" how a specifically anti-Christian group like the SPI doesn't draw any such questions or comparisons.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 19, 2024 10:38 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog
I have a gay coworker who insists that Jesus loves us. He does not judge us. He loves us.
Therefore, it's all ok.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 19, 2024 10:38 PM (/DN3g)
She convened a panel of historians to do this:
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 19, 2024 10:34 PM
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Elder abuse. There's the legacy. Job done. Didn't even need a panel of historians.
Posted by: TRex at February 19, 2024 10:38 PM (IQ6Gq)
"Odd" how a specifically anti-Christian group like the SPI doesn't draw any such questions or comparisons.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 19, 2024 10:38 PM (ibTVg)
If it was his property, why yes. It's just that a turd like that doesn't flush down easily.
Posted by: Saul Alinsky at February 19, 2024 10:39 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 19, 2024 10:36 PM (R4t5M)
That's between her and Joey. And maybe Hunter.
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Hey, what about me?
_Jim B.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 19, 2024 10:39 PM (a8y2i)
Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog
I have a gay coworker who insists that Jesus loves us. He does not judge us. He loves us.
Therefore, it's all ok.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 19, 2024 10:38 PM (/DN3g)
I guess he hasn't read the rest of the New Testament, including the book of Revelation.
Posted by: Saul Alinsky at February 19, 2024 10:39 PM (ynpvh)
Then they keep them there and make them into nice little Lutherans.
And no, you can't come up and visit, you hater. You are dead to them.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at February 19, 2024 10:40 PM (KiBMU)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 19, 2024 10:36 PM (R4t5M)
That's between her and Joey. And maybe Hunter.
===================->
Hey, what about me?
_Jim B.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 19, 2024 10:39 PM (a8y2i)
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Has anyone looked to see if Beau is in there?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 19, 2024 10:40 PM (bo7UB)
http://tinyurl.com/bddphkjp
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 19, 2024 10:34 PM (YAtuc)
Your legacy? That's easy momma. You wearin' them
Fishnets, black panty hose.
Big legs, showin' thru the holes.
Ah this is gonna b serious!
Posted by: Morris Day and the Time at February 19, 2024 10:40 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 10:41 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 19, 2024 10:41 PM (991eG)
"Odd" how a specifically anti-Christian group like the SPI doesn't draw any such questions or comparisons.
Posted by: 18-1
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Or Anne Barnhardt when, in response, she read from one bookmarked with bacon.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 19, 2024 10:41 PM (a8y2i)
I have now been without my furnace for 4 days. It so sucks to wake up to 49 degrees at 8000' on my mountain in the morning😨
Hopefully my HVAC guy will have the part tomorrow that my furnace needs to work again....
On the other hand, I'm getting pretty tough to the cold...luckily I have a snuggly dog...😺
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 19, 2024 10:42 PM (V02eN)
Posted by: Slick 'No Cigar' Billy C at February 19, 2024 10:30 PM
***
Just for the record, it took 143 posts for the first Monty Python reference. We can do better.
Posted by: TRex at February 19, 2024 10:33 PM (IQ6Gq)
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I apologize. I took a break for dinner.
Posted by: Slick 'No Cigar' Billy C. at February 19, 2024 10:42 PM (qfLjt)
"Odd" how a specifically anti-Christian group like the SPI doesn't draw any such questions or comparisons.
Posted by: 18-1
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Or Anne Barnhardt when, in response, she read from one bookmarked with bacon.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 19, 2024 10:41 PM (a8y2i)
That was wrong; it ruined a perfectly good piece of bacon.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 10:42 PM (ynpvh)
>>Why would the Trump family own or visit any property in NYC after last week? My god, its like walking into North Vietnam
Well, that's where his business and real estate holdings are incorporated, that's where he made a name for himself, that's where he built his image.
It really is satanic what the Donks are doing to him.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 19, 2024 10:42 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Eromero at February 19, 2024 10:34 PM (NxC5+)
__________________________________
Here's my gripe. If you got to the article they show a picture of the guy. That's uncalled for. Not for his sake, but for everyone who takes a look at the photo and goes into a cold sweat because they recognize him from the candy aisle at the grocery store where they bought that Pez dispenser which, now that they think about it, was kind of greasy.
Posted by: Orson at February 19, 2024 10:42 PM (dIske)
I have now been without my furnace for 4 days. It so sucks to wake up to 49 degrees at 8000' on my mountain in the morning😨
Hopefully my HVAC guy will have the part tomorrow that my furnace needs to work again....
On the other hand, I'm getting pretty tough to the cold...luckily I have a snuggly dog...😺
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 19, 2024 10:42 PM (V02eN)
That sucks. Hope it gets fixed soon.
Do you have an EV that can self-ignite? I hear those burn pretty hot...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 10:43 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: History at February 19, 2024 10:43 PM (z+89e)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 19, 2024 10:43 PM (YAtuc)
Posted by: Eromero at February 19, 2024 10:34 PM (NxC5+)
__________________________________
Here's my gripe. If you got to the article they show a picture of the guy. That's uncalled for. Not for his sake, but for everyone who takes a look at the photo and goes into a cold sweat because they recognize him from the candy aisle at the grocery store where they bought that Pez dispenser which, now that they think about it, was kind of greasy.
Posted by: Orson at February 19, 2024 10:42 PM (dIske)
It wasn't a brown Pez dispenser?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 10:44 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: ZOD at February 19, 2024 10:44 PM (JAgBS)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 10:44 PM (ynpvh)
I have a gay coworker who insists that Jesus loves us. He does not judge us. He loves us.
Therefore, it's all ok.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 19, 2024 10:38 PM
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You see, what Jesus actually said was: "Go, and sin even more."
Posted by: errata at February 19, 2024 10:44 PM (Gpxn7)
I have a gay coworker who insists that Jesus loves us. He does not judge us. He loves us.
Therefore, it's all ok.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 19, 2024 10:38 PM
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You see, what Jesus actually said was: "Go, and sin even more."
Posted by: errata at February 19, 2024 10:44 PM (Gpxn7)
And that final judgement? JUST KIDDING!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 10:45 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 10:46 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 19, 2024 10:46 PM (V02eN)
Posted by: ZOD at February 19, 2024 10:46 PM (JAgBS)
HA! No EV, but I probably have a few lithium batteries around🤪
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 19, 2024 10:46 PM (V02eN)
I reckon no fireplace?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 10:46 PM (ynpvh)
HA! No EV, but I probably have a few lithium batteries around🤪
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 19, 2024 10:46 PM (V02eN)
Well, if you rub them together maybe you can start something...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 10:47 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 10:44 PM (ynpvh)
Jim!
Posted by: ZOD at February 19, 2024 10:46 PM (JAgBS)
How's the new plantation treating you?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 10:47 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 19, 2024 10:47 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 19, 2024 10:47 PM (a8y2i)
Posted by: Piper at February 19, 2024 10:48 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 19, 2024 10:48 PM (W/lyH)
There are two systems of measurements in the world.
The metric system.
And the system that actually sent men to the moon.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 19, 2024 10:48 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 19, 2024 10:48 PM (hOUT3)
This method also works on old TVs and refrigerators.
Posted by: The rednecks who live down the street at February 19, 2024 10:48 PM (YRK4R)
Posted by: Braenyard
Even better: Matthew 18:6
but whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in Me to sin, it is better for him that a heavy millstone be hung around his neck, and that he be drowned in the depths of the sea.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 19, 2024 10:49 PM (YmKky)
On the Denmark story, sending all your artillery to another country for others to use could bite you on the ass. Is the entire world going crazy at once?
Posted by: Cozy Little Footies at February 19, 2024 10:49 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: scampydog at February 19, 2024 10:49 PM (41CYW)
Will be glad to return to Festung Zod II very soon.
Posted by: ZOD at February 19, 2024 10:50 PM (JAgBS)
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You can see them pucker when you ask, what is that in Imperial measurement?
Posted by: Braenyard at February 19, 2024 10:50 PM (a8y2i)
This method also works on old TVs and refrigerators.
Posted by: The rednecks who live down the street at February 19, 2024 10:48 PM (YRK4R)
Or drag them around as a college thesis.--Emma Sulkowicz
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 10:50 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 19, 2024 10:48 PM (ibTVg)
Based on paper and chalkboard calculations based on the CRC tables and sliderules!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 19, 2024 10:50 PM (hOUT3)
The good news is that the search is now in the hands of the state investigative agency with appropriate equipment and forensic expertise to handle any remains properly. Will proceed when weather and conditions on the ground permit. Hoping for an early spring.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 19, 2024 10:50 PM (991eG)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 10:47 PM (ynpvh)
It pleases me.
Posted by: ZOD at February 19, 2024 10:51 PM (JAgBS)
Posted by: Cozy Little Footies
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Darwin rules.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 19, 2024 10:51 PM (a8y2i)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 19, 2024 10:50 PM (991eG)
Sheesh!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 19, 2024 10:52 PM (tkR6S)
...
Posted by: Muldoon at February 19, 2024 10:50 PM (991eG)
Very strange. Why would the sheriff's office be slow-walking this? Can't be just because they're lazy...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 10:52 PM (ynpvh)
Hopefully something will be found, which sounds odd, but I think you know what I mean. Not a great or delicate way to say it.
Posted by: Piper at February 19, 2024 10:53 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 10:47 PM (ynpvh)
It pleases me.
Posted by: ZOD at February 19, 2024 10:51 PM (JAgBS)
Keep those young Aztec girls chewing that cotton. I liked my iZOD shirt so much I bought a few more.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 10:53 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 19, 2024 10:54 PM (u73oe)
Like I told my frontman when we started working up My Girl, ya can't go wrong with Motown.
Soon after, first time we played it out, people loved it.
"Like I said man, ya can't go wrong with Motown."
I did pass on the AC/DC, as always. I know others like em though. Easy enough to scroll past.
Posted by: TeeJ at February 19, 2024 10:54 PM (o3xwr)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 19, 2024 10:54 PM (u73oe)
Worse than Edith Wilson.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 10:54 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: ZOD at February 19, 2024 10:54 PM (JAgBS)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 19, 2024 10:55 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 19, 2024 10:48 PM (ibTVg)
Based on paper and chalkboard calculations based on the CRC tables and sliderules!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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and some people thing Elon's not going to make it to mars
Posted by: Braenyard at February 19, 2024 10:55 PM (a8y2i)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 19, 2024 10:55 PM (991eG)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 19, 2024 10:48 PM (ibTVg)
Based on paper and chalkboard calculations based on the CRC tables and sliderules!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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and some people thing Elon's not going to make it to mars
Posted by: Braenyard at February 19, 2024 10:55 PM (a8y2i)
Those people couldn't even make it to Venus. They have Venus envy.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 10:56 PM (ynpvh)
The money and attention that would have taken us to Mars after the moon originally was spent on the internet, welfare, and Big Gay.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 19, 2024 10:56 PM (ibTVg)
Shows that they don't actually think that Russia will attack NATO, no matter what their rhetoric says.
One potential war scenario is for the Russians to seize the Danish island of Bornholm, 225 miles from Kaliningrad.
During the Cold War, the Danish army stationed a brigade on the island, but it was removed after the Cold War, leaving only local cops.
There were mutterings after the invasion of Ukraine to put the military back on Bornholm, but I'm not sure if they've done anything.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 19, 2024 10:56 PM (YAtuc)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
Don't forget the stunning and brave woman that did all the heavy lifting!!
Posted by: Tonypete at February 19, 2024 10:57 PM (YmKky)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
Don't forget the stunning and brave woman that did all the heavy lifting!!
Posted by: Tonypete at February 19, 2024 10:57 PM (YmKky)
was she played by Tank Abrams?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 10:57 PM (ynpvh)
I was watching a video series that did "would you survive 5s on the surface of X planet".
Venus was a particularly bad one.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 19, 2024 10:57 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Piper at February 19, 2024 10:48 PM (ZdaMQ)
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Old couches? Hey, maybe she can join those soiled mattresses at the DOT Rest Stop ! ....
Posted by: Slick 'Brown Cigar' Billy C at February 19, 2024 10:57 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 19, 2024 10:50 PM (991eG)
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Fast enough for government work.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 19, 2024 10:57 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 19, 2024 10:58 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Piper at February 19, 2024 10:58 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Jonah
I suspect that hotels like that need to be in the largest cities to make money. The area needs to have a concentration of customers who spend that kind of money when they travel.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 19, 2024 10:58 PM (0Htd1)
Fat, naked person. Television set. Cheetos. Ding-Dongs.
The assimilation. Schroedinger's mattress/fatty.
Time and some assembly required.
Posted by: ZOD at February 19, 2024 10:58 PM (JAgBS)
I was watching a video series that did "would you survive 5s on the surface of X planet".
Venus was a particularly bad one.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 19, 2024 10:57 PM (ibTVg)
Any planet whose surface can melt lead is not human friendly. And don't worry about the sulfuric acid atmosphere, you won't live long enough to not enjoy it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 10:58 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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Big Chief Tablets and #2 pencils
Posted by: Braenyard at February 19, 2024 10:59 PM (a8y2i)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
*******
They were waiting on the archeologist. Now we have gone over the sheriff's head and the staties are taking over.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 19, 2024 10:59 PM (991eG)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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Big Chief Tablets and #2 pencils
Posted by: Braenyard at February 19, 2024 10:59 PM (a8y2i)
#2 pencils are the sh*t!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 11:00 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 19, 2024 11:00 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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Big Chief Tablets and #2 pencils
Posted by: Braenyard at February 19, 2024 10:59 PM (a8y2i)
#2 pencils are the sh*t!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 11:00 PM (ynpvh)
Especially if the kilt-wearer gets to them first.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 11:00 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bete at February 19, 2024 11:01 PM (LX4y3)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Especially if the kilt-wearer gets to them first.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Kiltman was constipated. He used the #2 pencils to work it out.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 19, 2024 11:01 PM (YmKky)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 19, 2024 11:00 PM (R4t5M)
So you're saying it's a Mad World?
https://youtu.be/4N3N1MlvVc4
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 11:01 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Piper
*******
No worries, you said it just right. It's been hanging out there for fifteen years. That is coming to an end. there are things happening that I cannot discuss yet, hopefully soon.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 19, 2024 11:01 PM (991eG)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 19, 2024 10:50 PM (991eG)
Good to hear.
Very good indeed.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 19, 2024 11:01 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Especially if the kilt-wearer gets to them first.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Kiltman was constipated. He used the #2 pencils to work it out.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 19, 2024 11:01 PM (YmKky)
Well, they say it takes pencil AND paper...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 11:01 PM (ynpvh)
Yes. Thankfully I do have a fireplace. I just don't keep it going all night- gotta sleep at some point...
Still got a snuggly dog though...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 19, 2024 11:02 PM (V02eN)
In the video they argued it took a long, long time for the acid rain to get to the surface because of the extreme air pressure if it ever actually did.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 19, 2024 11:03 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Piper at February 19, 2024 11:03 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: 18-1
And for some reason that doesn't change when there are democrats in office.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 19, 2024 11:03 PM (0Htd1)
Yes. Thankfully I do have a fireplace. I just don't keep it going all night- gotta sleep at some point...
Still got a snuggly dog though...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 19, 2024 11:02 PM (V02eN)
I pray you don't get too cold. How cold is CO these days? Sandy Eggo is overcast with some drizzle right now.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 11:03 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 10:58 PM (ynpvh)
I wonder if you could pepper Venus with enough hydrogen bombs to blow most of its atmosphere off into space?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 19, 2024 11:04 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 10:58 PM (ynpvh)
I wonder if you could pepper Venus with enough hydrogen bombs to blow most of its atmosphere off into space?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 19, 2024 11:04 PM (tkR6S)
Venus is a planet that could USE a sun-blocking space canopy.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 11:05 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 19, 2024 10:56 PM (YAtuc)
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Un buen idea!
Posted by: Gen. Leopoldo Galtieri at February 19, 2024 11:05 PM (RIvkX)
_________________________________
It's good he didn't enter a pet store.
Posted by: Orson at February 19, 2024 10:24 PM (dIske)
I hope you have enough wood split. And seasoned.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 19, 2024 11:05 PM (R4t5M)
Remember the mighty "Counter-offensive" of last summer? Where the Ukrainians were going to use their shiny new NATO weapons to smash their way south to the sea, but only managed to dent the Russian lines at the cost of an incredible amount of blood and armor? The Russians have started ironing out the dent, slowly pushing the Ukrainians back.
As of today, it is unknown if the Russians will continue pushing north in a major offensive.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 19, 2024 11:06 PM (YRK4R)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 19, 2024 11:03 PM (0Htd1)
To be fair, the democrats get a LOT richer when fellow democrats are in office!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 19, 2024 11:06 PM (hOUT3)
In the video they argued it took a long, long time for the acid rain to get to the surface because of the extreme air pressure if it ever actually did.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 19, 2024 11:03 PM (ibTVg)
Somewhere on the intertubes, it says that the atmosphere is so dense at the surface that a...20MPH? 15 MPH?...wind has the same force as a hurricane wind on earth.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 11:06 PM (ynpvh)
Luckily it's been pleasant enough - low to mid 40s. Usually this time of year it can get below 0. So I'm actually pretty lucky so far...
Just praying that furnace part shows up...😗
Thanks for asking my friend!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 19, 2024 11:08 PM (V02eN)
The Russians found that anti-tank weapons were very, very effective early in the war.
Our and Ukraine's military leadership learned NOTHING from that, sent a bunch of tanks to the front and...lost most of them just like the Russians before them.
One of the really fascinating things about our elite is how they absolutely refuse to learn from anyone, anything, or anytime before them.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 19, 2024 11:09 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 11:06 PM (ynpvh)
Somewhere, I saw a description of the surface of Venus as a "searing black calm". Don't know if that is still thought to be the case.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 19, 2024 11:10 PM (tkR6S)
Differing in situ values have been reported for the average temperature on Mars,[23] with a common value being −63 °C (210 K; −81 °F).
Surface temperatures may reach a high of about 20 °C (293 K; 68 °F) at noon, at the equator, and a low of about −153 °C (120 K; −243 °F) at the poles.[26]
Actual temperature measurements at the Viking landers' site range from −17.2 °C (256.0 K; 1.0 °F) to −107 °C (166 K; −161 °F). The warmest soil temperature estimated by the Viking Orbiter was 27 °C (300 K; 81 °F).[27]
The Spirit rover recorded a maximum daytime air temperature in the shade of 35 °C (308 K; 95 °F), and regularly recorded temperatures well above 0 °C (273 K; 32 °F), except in winter.[28]
Posted by: Braenyard at February 19, 2024 11:11 PM (a8y2i)
US Army says it will RUN OUT of money to protect Europe and Africa by May if Ukraine aid isn't approved: Congress facing growing pressure to send more money to keep basic operations going
https://mol.im/a/13101613
Growing pressure from whom? Democrats, Republicans, Miss Lindsey?
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #46 at February 19, 2024 11:12 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 19, 2024 11:12 PM (V02eN)
Now for a truly important question.
By any chance do ya have a good trout stream running through your property? 😁
Just joking of course. Hang in there girl!
Posted by: TeeJ at February 19, 2024 11:12 PM (o3xwr)
Does someone have a Ron Johnson to English translator, because I can't quite make out what he's saying?
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Authentic Congressional gibberish
Posted by: Olsen Johnson at February 19, 2024 11:13 PM (63Dwl)
Mother of two who died while handcuffed in backseat of patrol car after sheriff's deputy who arrested her crashed into Tennessee River
https://mol.im/a/13101889
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #47 at February 19, 2024 11:14 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 19, 2024 11:15 PM (a8y2i)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 19, 2024 11:15 PM (991eG)
Are they doing Pelosi's wineries?
https://mol.im/a/13101639
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #48 at February 19, 2024 11:15 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
The visiting nurse who used to come to do check ups on my late father, told me that she had one client, an older man, who would wear nothing but a diaper. And she said he did not have cognitive problems.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 19, 2024 11:16 PM (0Htd1)
...
Our and Ukraine's military leadership learned NOTHING from that, sent a bunch of tanks to the front and...lost most of them just like the Russians before them.
One of the really fascinating things about our elite is how they absolutely refuse to learn from anyone, anything, or anytime before them.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 19, 2024 11:09 PM (ibTVg)
Why does this sound like the infantry charges in WW1 against machine gun implacements?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 11:16 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 19, 2024 11:16 PM (a8y2i)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 19, 2024 11:16 PM (u73oe)
The Spirit rover recorded a maximum daytime air temperature in the shade of 35 °C (308 K; 95 °F), and regularly recorded temperatures well above 0 °C (273 K; 32 °F), except in winter.[28]
Posted by: Braenyard at February 19, 2024 11:11 PM (a8y2i)
Which means that humans, well protected by space suits, could move about the surface without great discomfort. Air at -107 C is mighty cold, but being also mighty thin, the wind chill would not be great.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 19, 2024 11:16 PM (tkR6S)
https://mol.im/a/13101477
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #49 at February 19, 2024 11:17 PM (qfLjt)
US Army says it will RUN OUT of money to protect Europe and Africa by May if Ukraine aid isn't approved: Congress facing growing pressure to send more money to keep basic operations going
https://mol.im/a/13101613
Growing pressure from whom? Democrats, Republicans, Miss Lindsey?
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #46 at February 19, 2024 11:12 PM (qfLjt)
Well, hell! Send the aid marked for Ukraine to Europe and Africa instead!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 11:17 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra
Ooh, you are lucky. I used to have a pasta maker. The homemade stuff is a lot better than store bought.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 19, 2024 11:17 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Admiral spinebender at February 19, 2024 11:19 PM (duT0u)
Thanks for the ONT, MisHum. What a heartwarming story.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 19, 2024 11:20 PM (V8he0)
https://mol.im/a/13101741
I'd say it's a good start
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #50 at February 19, 2024 11:20 PM (qfLjt)
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Sounds like bull malarkey to me.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 19, 2024 11:20 PM (a8y2i)
There's a rough bunch that will scuttle to that luxury high-rise on the river in Shanghai, to chortle about how long a run they had, and sip counterfeit wines of their choosing. Shoomer loves him that fake pink Zin!
Posted by: Shai in Jerusalem at February 19, 2024 11:21 PM (p1djq)
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*snort*
That's the best they can do?
They should stuck with Russian Nukes from SPACE OMFG!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 19, 2024 11:21 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Piper at February 19, 2024 11:21 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 19, 2024 11:04 PM
I've thought that if you could hit Mars with an ice asteroid out of the belt you could give it both water and an atmosphere
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 19, 2024 11:21 PM (S6gqv)
Good evening, good people. We're getting the temperature swings a touch early this year. That variance will show again later on during the truly warm parts and produce the usual complaints and prognostications as always. I get a kick out of people who react like there was actually a way to effect some change in weather instead of adapt to it.
Posted by: irongrampa at February 19, 2024 11:22 PM (KATBx)
https://mol.im/a/13101741
I'd say it's a good start
Posted by: Ciampino -
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Mexican soldiers fight back, good show.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 19, 2024 11:22 PM (a8y2i)
Funny you should ask....
I walk down the end of my drive, and holy cow! There's the river!
And dang if there isn't some rainbows hangin' out....
Not so much right now though...river's too low and froze...
😐
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 19, 2024 11:23 PM (V02eN)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 19, 2024 11:23 PM (a8y2i)
So the Army has been diverting money to Ukraine without Congressional permission?
That's sure what it sounds like.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 19, 2024 11:24 PM (YAtuc)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 19, 2024 11:24 PM (a8y2i)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 19, 2024 11:21 PM (S6gqv)
I think that is on Elon Musk's agenda. Or harvesting ice from Saturn's rings.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 19, 2024 11:24 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Admiral spinebender at February 19, 2024 11:24 PM (duT0u)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 19, 2024 11:21 PM (S6gqv)
Don’t you need a molten core, spinning, to keep your atmosphere from being stripped off into space ?
Mars has no live core, if I remember correctly.
Posted by: browndog growling at February 19, 2024 11:25 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Admiral spinebender at February 19, 2024 11:25 PM (duT0u)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 19, 2024 11:23 PM (a8y2i)
*checks liquor cabinet*
Damn!!!
At least he could of poured one up for me.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 19, 2024 11:25 PM (W/lyH)
https://mol.im/a/13101037
But if you are a US Citizen who has medical problems and cannot work? You get about $9 a day.
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #51 at February 19, 2024 11:25 PM (qfLjt)
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Sounds like bull malarkey to me.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 19, 2024 11:20 PM (a8y2i)
They'll also run out of soldiers if you don't get more men to have sex with their trannies.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 11:27 PM (ynpvh)
Will be glad to return to Festung Zod II very soon.
Posted by: ZOD
I make annual pilgrimages to Western PA. I keep telling the Denizens of Babylon DC that it is not an indication of National Mood. Babylon DC is a bubble. A giant, parasitical bubble. Nobody here understands that.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 19, 2024 11:27 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Man, won't the the environmentalists freak out?
Oh, wait, they won't be there.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 19, 2024 11:27 PM (a8y2i)
https://mol.im/a/13101037
But if you are a US Citizen who has medical problems and cannot work? You get about $9 a day.
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #51 at February 19, 2024 11:25 PM (qfLjt)
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One day enough vets will get pissed off and it won't be pretty.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 19, 2024 11:27 PM (W/lyH)
https://mol.im/a/13101039
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #52 at February 19, 2024 11:28 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 19, 2024 11:28 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 19, 2024 11:28 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 19, 2024 11:04 PM
I've thought that if you could hit Mars with an ice asteroid out of the belt you could give it both water and an atmosphere
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 19, 2024 11:21 PM (S6gqv)
From my understanding, Mars doesn't have much of a magnetic field. Earth's keeps solar storms from stripping it's atmosphere.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 11:29 PM (ynpvh)
That's sure what it sounds like.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 19, 2024 11:24 PM (YAtuc)
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Or the aid package is funding stuff the army doesn’t want to tell us about.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 19, 2024 11:29 PM (u73oe)
Mars has no live core, if I remember correctly.
Posted by: browndog growling at February 19, 2024 11:25 PM (TTAGa)
It has a liquid molten core, but with more lighter elements.
It has not plate tectonics, though there had been some to create the big rift valley
something seems to have ripped the atmosphere off, and they are not sure what it was.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 19, 2024 11:29 PM (D7oie)
Mars has no live core, if I remember correctly.
Posted by: browndog growling at February 19, 2024 11:25 PM (TTAGa)
Mars clearly had an atmosphere at some time, and had liquid water on the surface. If the loss of atmosphere took millions of years to happen, and we "rebuilt" it, presumably it would take millions of year to lose the rebuilt version. If we can get a few thousand good years out of the rebuild, there is plenty of time to worry about keeping it up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 19, 2024 11:29 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 19, 2024 11:29 PM (V02eN)
47 A pro trump congressman made a good point today. Why does Trump continue to run and own property in these shithole blue states. Loyalty to employees? Shut down the plaza, trump tower in Chicago etc... is it his sons? Why funnel high pays jobs and taxes into blue state economies?
Posted by: Jonah at February 19, 2024 10:1
Same reason he’s supporting Bud Light. On some level he still doesn’t get it.
Posted by: Montec at February 19, 2024 11:30 PM (bWsRe)
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Sounds like bull malarkey to me.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 19, 2024 11:20 PM (a8y2i)
They'll also run out of soldiers if you don't get more men to have sex with their trannies.
Posted by: jim
More money? Have they resolved the fact that white men are no longer signing up and those that are in are not re-enlisting?
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 19, 2024 11:30 PM (sAmhv)
Mars has no live core, if I remember correctly.
Absent more gravity and a magnetic field any terraforming of Mars would be temporary.
But...temporary here could mean a hundred million years.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 19, 2024 11:30 PM (ibTVg)
When my heat went out, I would fill the bathtub with warm water and lay in there. And I'm sure you are doing the layering. I was lucky. They were able to fix the furnace right away.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 19, 2024 11:30 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Man, won't the the environmentalists freak out?
Oh, wait, they won't be there.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 19, 2024 11:27 PM (a8y2i)
Think outside the box; ship them there BEFORE the asteroid hits.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 11:30 PM (ynpvh)
One day enough vets will get pissed off and it won't be pretty.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 19, 2024 11:27 PM (W/lyH)
We got ours …
Posted by: zombie Bonus Army at February 19, 2024 11:31 PM (TTAGa)
Wait! That was serious? I kept waiting for the punch line!
She is the punch line, I guess. Wow.
Posted by: mindful webworker - getting punchy at February 19, 2024 11:32 PM (HI/p+)
When Queer the Eskimo gets here, everybody's gonna want a dose...
Posted by: ZOD at February 19, 2024 10:54 PM (JAgBS)
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gives a new and disturbing meaning to the lyrics, "Come on without, come on within"....
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at February 19, 2024 11:33 PM (2AUjo)
Posted by: Jonah at February 19, 2024 10:16 PM (BGQYY)
The Danes helped a BUNCH of Jews escape, though.
Posted by: GWB at February 19, 2024 11:33 PM (32nmx)
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #53 at February 19, 2024 11:33 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Man, won't the the environmentalists freak out?
Oh, wait, they won't be there.
Posted by: Braenyard
Some pagan culture will claim to worship Saturn and mining it is blasphemy!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 19, 2024 11:34 PM (sAmhv)
Oh, wait, they won't be there.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 19, 2024 11:27 PM (a8y2i)
Think outside the box; ship them there BEFORE the asteroid hits.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 11:30 PM (ynpvh)
Speaking of ice asteroids, are any known to exist? But even bombarding Mars with iron or stony asteroids would be of some benefit, by increasing its mass and hence its ability to hang on to an atmosphere. And the heat of the impacts might cook some air and water of the crust where they hit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 19, 2024 11:34 PM (tkR6S)
One day enough vets will get pissed off and it won't be pretty.
Posted by: Diogenes
They'll go straight to Jan 6 jail.
Posted by: Olsen Johnson at February 19, 2024 11:35 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Montec at February 19, 2024 11:36 PM (bWsRe)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 19, 2024 11:34 PM (sAmhv)
Didn't some Indian tribe lay claim to the Moon?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 19, 2024 11:36 PM (tkR6S)
Night all.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 11:36 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: ZOD at February 19, 2024 10:54 PM (JAgBS)
He's going to be late. He blew a seal on the way over.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 19, 2024 11:36 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 19, 2024 11:36 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 19, 2024 11:36 PM (tkR6S)
I called dibs earlier …
Posted by: zombie Neil Armstrong at February 19, 2024 11:37 PM (TTAGa)
Some pagan culture will claim to worship Saturn and mining it is blasphemy!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 19, 2024 11:34 PM (sAmhv)
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"Saturn cannot be mined, as it the traditional home of the aboriginal Hawaiian god Wannalickadickee and is therefore covered by the 'Spirit of Aloha' umbrella." - Hawaiian judge, probably
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at February 19, 2024 11:38 PM (2AUjo)
In America the police would arrest him for a hate crime.
Posted by: Montec at February 19, 2024 11:38 PM (bWsRe)
Yeah, but...that hot water's gonna cool down sooner or later...😗
I expect I'll be ok. Lots of blankets and my doggeh. I've been thru worse in my life. All in all, life is good🙂
After all, look at all of the lovely friends here!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 19, 2024 11:42 PM (V02eN)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 19, 2024 11:47 PM (ajmLD)
Posted by: Jonah at February 19, 2024 10:1
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Same reason he’s supporting Bud Light. On some level he still doesn’t get it.
Posted by: Montec
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He's not an altruist he's a capitalist. Those properties increase his capital holdings.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 19, 2024 11:48 PM (a8y2i)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Spam & cheese on ritz crackers.
Dangit, now I'm hungry.
On a different note, Smash asked what i wanted for my birthday, and I said Spam caserole, and a pecan pie.
Yes. Yes I am a redneck, why do you ask?
Posted by: BifBewalski at February 19, 2024 11:48 PM (MsrgL)
I think ice asteroids are usually referred to as comets, and this is how we have our oceans or so I've read.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 19, 2024 11:49 PM (MeG8a)
At one point I could see my breath.
Oth, there were no crowds. Church of the Holy Sepulchre is undergoing major rehab, the Shrine of the Book and the Rockefeller Museum of Archaeology are both closed after the sub-bestial Hamas attack. The rain, tho', was just right for the Via Dolorosa and the Western Retaining Wall.
I went up on the Temple Mount just to check out that mighty fancy real estate up there. Mosques are haram for the non-Muslim... one can see the possibilities, however, with little mental effort.
Posted by: Shai in Jerusalem at February 19, 2024 11:52 PM (p1djq)
There’s a guy in Denmark who goes to muzzie neighborhoods and burns the Koran. The police show up to protect him.
In America the police would arrest him for a hate crime.
Posted by: Montec
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Then there's Edinburgh, where a guy wearing a Star of David at a pro-Hamas rally is advised by police that he's going to cause trouble.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkZr24i9Llo
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 19, 2024 11:54 PM (wjjYr)
And this is exactly why I wouldn't buy that armoire my wife wanted last summer. You never know where it's been.
Posted by: PFC Obvious at February 19, 2024 11:55 PM (F+Yao)
Posted by: Muldoon"
Progress of a sort at long last. Whew.
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Siren call of sleepiness... cannot resist... g'nite
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Posted by: mindful webworker - taxing times at February 19, 2024 11:55 PM (HI/p+)
Posted by: Washing My Hands Of the Whole Thing at February 19, 2024 11:58 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: D
that's been before, didn't go nicely for the vets.
Posted by: N at February 19, 2024 11:59 PM (RjBju)
Especially if the kilt-wearer gets to them first.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 19, 2024 11:00 PM (ynpvh)
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Constipation problem? Mathematicians work it out with a pencil.
Posted by: Ciampino - HB pencil at February 20, 2024 12:00 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Betting Zelenskyy has started moving some of the furniture down to Mom's place in Egypt. Beats loading up the moving van in the middle of the night.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 20, 2024 12:02 AM (ajmLD)
Posted by: Admiral spinebender at February 20, 2024 12:02 AM (duT0u)
Mars had a thick atmosphere in the ancient past, with surface water and all that.
It can hold onto a thicker atmosphere (at least on hundreds of millions of years timescales). The problem is no magnetic field (well, none to speak of big enough) and no shield again all the solar and cosmic ray radiation over these long time scales.
That would tend to break apart O2 molecules.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 20, 2024 12:03 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Alb
what is your knowledge about road construction these days?
is it standard to put asphalt under concrete?
Posted by: N at February 20, 2024 12:03 AM (RjBju)
Posted by: Admiral spinebender at February 20, 2024 12:03 AM (duT0u)
The warheads are loaded with Preparation H.
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 20, 2024 12:05 AM (e6UQI)
I decided to read Jill Biden's dissertation and I found about ten mistakes on the first page, the first one in the first sentence. The mistake was the spelling of the name of her institution.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2024 12:07 AM (wjjYr)
Posted by: B
she was institutionalized?
Posted by: N at February 20, 2024 12:08 AM (RjBju)
Just reading some. The leading theory of how Mars lost its ancient atmosphere is that solar wind blew it away after its internal dynamo, generating a large magnetic field, went dead.
The same would happen to the earth if we lost the magnetic field.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 20, 2024 12:09 AM (w6EFb)
Anyway goodnight pals.
And Mis.Hum. May your ice hut stay anchored and your auger stay sharp. Catch a bunch of 'em....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 20, 2024 12:09 AM (V02eN)
when we went to buy the lumber and other things the guy at the yard offered to review our plans.
after about five minutes he said "that has to be the best designed ice house I have ever seen, the thing is the ice is never going to support the d9 you need to get it out there."
we never built the thing.
Posted by: N at February 20, 2024 12:14 AM (RjBju)
we never built the thing.
Posted by: N
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It's excavating the footings, and doing the concrete pours that get you.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2024 12:16 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 20, 2024 12:17 AM (V02eN)
Posted by: N at February 20, 2024 12:17 AM (RjBju)
he gave the old snowmobile to his daughter. he set off going twice as fast as he ever had, which was faster than his old snowmobile could go. by the time he got to where he was going the speed and ice had destroyed his house, he was just towing a board.
Posted by: N at February 20, 2024 12:20 AM (RjBju)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 19, 2024 10:25 PM (QXQ4l)
Good luck fishing !
Posted by: JT at February 20, 2024 12:22 AM (T4tVD)
Too, as far south as Warroad, MN, they haul 53-footers up to the Northwest Angle on ice roads. Bulk building materials.
Wouldn't work on Lake Erie.
Posted by: Shai in Jerusalem at February 20, 2024 12:22 AM (p1djq)
Too, as far south as Warroad, MN, they haul 53-footers up to the Northwest Angle on ice roads. Bulk building materials.
Wouldn't work on Lake Erie.
Posted by: S
did not know that. we were going to build the ice house in the 90s for the mpls area. nothing ever got started.
Posted by: N at February 20, 2024 12:25 AM (RjBju)
http://tinyurl.com/33uvzpzh
Don't pay city taxes.
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #54 at February 20, 2024 12:25 AM (qfLjt)
AOP, I hope that you have enjoyed a very nice birthday today, shoves cupcake, card and balloon through USB.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 20, 2024 12:27 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: N at February 20, 2024 12:27 AM (RjBju)
she was institutionalized?
Posted by: N
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You've given me an idea for a sci-fi or weird creepy story: People are teaching, researching, etc, at an institution on a small-ish island where local farmers grow the food, raise the livestock, and fishermen supply fresh fish. The principals (at the institution) are doing something very important. The Project is everything. It will have a huge impact on earth and al people. There are government liaisons on the campus and half the people there have won significant prizes. Of course, they take a patronizing but kind attitude to the maintenance workers and food-producers on the island.
It turns out they're all nuts. Crazies are sent there to live harmlessly and happily in their delusional cloud. The observers and attendants, it turns out, are those pretending to serve them. They see to it that the "elite intellectuals" get plenty of meds in their diet and there's lots of funny stuff in the water and they stay in their "offices" all day doing their very important Project.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2024 12:27 AM (wjjYr)
he was just towing a board.
Posted by: N
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That would make a hilarious scene in a movie.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2024 12:29 AM (wjjYr)
Posted by: JT at February 20, 2024 12:29 AM (T4tVD)
It turns out they're all nuts. Crazies are sent there to live harmlessly and happily in their delusional cloud. The observers and attendants, it turns out, are those pretending to serve them. They see to it that the "elite intellectuals" get plenty of meds in their diet and there's lots of funny stuff in the water and they stay in their "offices" all day doing their very important Project.
Posted by: Blo
it has to be something such as global warming or white privilege which is nebulously defined and changing so it is never solved.
Posted by: N at February 20, 2024 12:29 AM (RjBju)
https://mol.im/a/13099559
I suppose it can be repurposed to make chopsticks for astronauts?
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #55 at February 20, 2024 12:29 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: B
he had the most mystified, bewildered face when he got to where he was going. she was riding as a bat out of hell, yelling to stop but she could not get close enough because the old snow mobile was too slow.
just some trail of debris he had to back track and remove from the ice
Posted by: N at February 20, 2024 12:31 AM (RjBju)
Posted by: N at February 20, 2024 12:34 AM (RjBju)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 20, 2024 12:27 AM (Sgq8y)
Thank you kindly, Debby!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2024 12:35 AM (tkR6S)
Horde, Num 6,24-6!
Posted by: Shai in Jerusalem at February 20, 2024 12:36 AM (p1djq)
is it standard to put asphalt under concrete?
Posted by: N
There is a road design that puts a layer of gravel mixed with asphalt, for a drainage layer, under a thick concrete slab. I saw it used on the interstate highway outside of Boise.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 20, 2024 12:36 AM (YRK4R)
Posted by: Idaho
I have seen that too. they are doing some roads nearby that have about five inches of asphalt, or so, and then they are putting rebar and concrete over that, had never seen that .
Posted by: N at February 20, 2024 12:39 AM (RjBju)
So wonderful to hear from you - always makes me smile!
I so hope all is well with you!
Thank you for warmness 🥰
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 20, 2024 12:42 AM (V02eN)
SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral SFS
February 20th at 2:50 p.m. ET
http://tinyurl.com/yymsesm9
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #56 at February 20, 2024 12:52 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 20, 2024 12:56 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: nerdygirl'
I did physical cable disconnects and equipment retrieval in a ghetto for two years. Try me.
You're right though, a lot of 'nice people' simply cannot believe it and block it out even if they see it themselves.
Posted by: LenNeal at February 20, 2024 01:04 AM (9yXr+)
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #57 at February 20, 2024 01:05 AM (qfLjt)
"Liberal spending bad! Tax breaks for companies good!"
I was infuriated. WTF is this? 1985?
Seems maybe, for Wisconsin, his campaign sussed out the retarded, perennially drunken, idiotically apathetic electorate here pretty well. So at least he squeaked in and I didn't get that motherfucker Barnes.
Posted by: LenNeal at February 20, 2024 01:11 AM (9yXr+)
Thought maybe... nah, different Big Mike.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 20, 2024 01:17 AM (cOq4q)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at February 20, 2024 01:22 AM (V8he0)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at February 20, 2024 01:22 AM (V8he0
Doing the OnlyFans thing? Great title for whatever they call those 'shows'.
Posted by: RickZ at February 20, 2024 01:26 AM (emlEe)
Oh, nooo, they have to come harass me in the home office. Yowling, crashing around, screaming at me.
Posted by: LenNeal at February 20, 2024 01:32 AM (9yXr+)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 20, 2024 01:33 AM (ajmLD)
Posted by: LenNeal at February 20, 2024 01:32 AM (9yXr+)
They want their Kitty Treats. Even if you've never brought any into the house, and you don't think they know what those are.
Problem: They watch the TV ads, too, and they KNOW.
Treats. NOW, hooman! NEOW!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 20, 2024 01:35 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby'
My MO is to put such things into my Amazon shopping list, and then buy it somewhere else. I have a Chromebook that I'm pretty sure cannot make any sense of what I might buy or even who I am, other than possibly more than three people of at least 3 different age groups and/or races using the same Chromebook. The YT suggestions and the Amazon shopping list, I've weaponized those.
Posted by: LenNeal at February 20, 2024 01:40 AM (9yXr+)
-meow.
-Shut up.
-Meow.
-Shut up.
-MEOW.
-SHUT UP.
-MEOWRRRR
-SHUT. UP.
-MYOORWWWYAH
-SHUT! UP!
-YEOWWRAWWWARAAAOW!!!!!
-SHUT THE FUCK UP!
(Chases cat from office. 5 minutes later cat returns. Repeat.)
Posted by: LenNeal at February 20, 2024 01:44 AM (9yXr+)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 20, 2024 01:44 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2024 01:51 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2024 01:54 AM (tkR6S)
She is flatly a horrid animal and probably if taken in anywhere else would have been disposed of in short order. Hissy Fit is not misunderstood, she is just a horrible person.
She's sent me to the doctor twice: her thing is hooking a claw into a finger joint, for no reason at all, and penetrating the synovial fluid. Yeah.
She's an excellent killer, and if I die in my house she will commence to eating me immediately.
Posted by: LenNeal at February 20, 2024 01:58 AM (9yXr+)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 19, 2024 11:34 PM (sAmhv)
Didn't some Indian tribe lay claim to the Moon?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Navajo
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 20, 2024 02:02 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
The Reverend Sun Yong Moon laid claim to Uranus.
Now, bend ovah, lound eye!
/s
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 20, 2024 02:13 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: This Space Left Intentionally Blank at February 20, 2024 02:15 AM (wgbya)
This cat is now almost 15 years old and is just not really a 'pet' and never has been. It's probably okay for her life as I'm not very civilized either. In fact she was rescued as a kitten with 3 others, all of whom turned out to be delightful pets... except this one. The wild mother was a tortoiseshell, and had 4 kittens: a calico, an orange tabby, a black one, and another tortie, Hissy Fit.
Jet Black, Chessie, Colonel Mustard, and Hissy Fit.
In the divorce I got Hissy Fit because I'm the only one she'd even come near. From birth! all rescued at the same time, all raised in the same house. So I get the Bad One.
Posted by: LenNeal at February 20, 2024 02:29 AM (9yXr+)
Now, Hissy Fit.
She was a bitch from Day One and has never mellowed.
She got the Wildcat Genes and that's that.
She decided on entry I was 'Her Mans' (head swivel) and nobody else has ever even been able to handle her at all.
Posted by: LenNeal at February 20, 2024 02:34 AM (9yXr+)
Torties are know as the most notorious of all the feral types. You chose, well.
My late Step Mom left behind a 16 y/o female tortie, who would routinely bite gums-deep into Step Mom's arm, for no reason at all.
That cat (Zipper), required a two man capture with blanket and carrier. And a sad end at the vets. No shelter would take in a proven, hard-wounding biter, of that cat's age. There was no "old cat retirement home" in the Orlando area, to take her in, either.
This is a cat that would not even deign sit in a lap, ANY lap, ever, since being rescued at 4 weeks old.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 20, 2024 02:38 AM (e6UQI)
Haha! 'Zipper'. Sounds about right.
Hissy Fit's possible Greatest Hit was my rushing to work, and running into the basement to grab a work shirt out of the dryer and ambushing me on a small platform on the stairs, hooking my upper lip from the inside, and getting the claw stuck. For absolutely no discernable reason whatsoever.
Hilarity ensued.
Posted by: LenNeal at February 20, 2024 02:48 AM (9yXr+)
Posted by: LenNeal at February 20, 2024 02:48 AM (9yXr+)
VelociCat~ptor.
No other explanation would suffice.
/zzzz, horde
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 20, 2024 02:55 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: pookysgirl, ignoring cat glares at February 20, 2024 03:00 AM (dtlDP)
From the story above: What are "strikes"? Do they mean collisions by trucks with the structure of the overpasses?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 20, 2024 03:01 AM (omVj0)
And the school *allows* this?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 20, 2024 03:05 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: pookysgirl, ignoring cat glares'
There is an addition, a fawn female rescue named Spatula Kitty, whom Hissy Fit despises. What I get now, as Spatula Kitty is not very bright (in fact, astoundingly stupid for a cat, long story) but quite strong; is, Hissy Fit picks fights with her new housemate and then realizes that if Spatula really wants to kick her ass she totally can. Spatula is a TANK. Hissy Fit has the skinny little crack-whore build of Torties, Spatula is barrel-shaped with short legs, huge claws, and a very broad head built like a lion. Anyway, I get shrieking about 'She pooped in MY litter box!" It's like preteen girls fighting over the bathroom to do makeup.
Posted by: LenNeal at February 20, 2024 03:08 AM (9yXr+)
Posted by: pookysgirl, ignoring cat glares at February 20, 2024 03:09 AM (dtlDP)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius'
Yes. Semi-trailer hits on bridges. But, it's not as obviously dumb as it may seem.
Bridges are infamously mis-marked.
Posted by: LenNeal at February 20, 2024 03:09 AM (9yXr+)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 20, 2024 03:13 AM (omVj0)
http://tinyurl.com/6v72pws6
Also known locally apparently as 'The Can Opener'.
Posted by: LenNeal at February 20, 2024 03:14 AM (9yXr+)
If I see Hex start the fight and tiny Bel kicks his ass, I tell him flatly, "You started it." That shuts him up pretty fast, because he's smart enough not to argue with Mommy. Wish he's pass that wisdom onto Pookette!
Posted by: pookysgirl, ignoring cat glares at February 20, 2024 03:14 AM (dtlDP)
Hissy Fit picked a few fights with Spatula and that's when I had the sad realization that my cat is both a bully and a coward. She tried to push the new cat around and then Spatula, despite her low intellect (I mean it, you know dumb dogs? That's Spatula, but a cat; for months, she was baffled by CURTAINS: 'What is this diaphanous barrier keeping me from sitting in that windowsill?'), occasionally just gets riled and comes for Hissy Fit, in a serious way, and man does Hissy Fit run and hide like a bitch. Spatula is stupid but immensely strong.
Posted by: LenNeal at February 20, 2024 03:23 AM (9yXr+)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 20, 2024 03:26 AM (omVj0)
She's not a bad animal, but holy hell is she dumb.
It's hard to tell in the first few weeks with a cat what they're like, but The Kid said after 2 weeks, "Dad, this cat is stupid."
I responded, "Well, we don't know that, maybe she's just not socialized."
The Kid: "You are wrong, this cat is an idiot."
After another month I realized The Kid was completely correct, and that Spatula Kitty is alarmingly stupid.
Posted by: LenNeal at February 20, 2024 03:32 AM (9yXr+)
Black cat rescued from being on a leash outside on a porch, in ghetto Chicago, tied outside for days while neighborhood ferals tore him up. He had also been completely declawed. He was my first serious girlfriend's cat, and since I had my own house she begged me to take him as he was causing so much trouble in her apartment with roommates.
Holy shit was he an asshole. I declared he was channeling the soul of a murdered drug dealer. He actually got along with me okay but the weirdest thing was at the time I did a lot of business in cash, and would count it out in piles on my bed. Loki The Evil One couldn't resist. He'd rub all over the bills like catnip. Only time I ever saw him purr and writhe like a cat.
Posted by: LenNeal at February 20, 2024 03:40 AM (9yXr+)
Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2024 03:52 AM (fwDg9)
Whapped Spatula on her exposed head and said, "Don't you starfish on me, you ungrateful little bitch."
Spatula had been there for months, if it had been a kill shelter she'd have been gone. Other people there to adopt, you know, 'nice cats' were stupefied I'd take her but she struck me as funny. I like a fighter.
Now she's fine, if not too bright. She's killed a few things, mice, snakes, which is what she's supposed to do anyway.
Posted by: LenNeal at February 20, 2024 03:54 AM (9yXr+)
Posted by: Colin at February 20, 2024 03:55 AM (/z/eU)
Posted by: Skip'
I'm rambling about cats to avoid working on a piece that is far more serious.
It concerns Orthodox Christianity, which few people here seem to have much knowledge of, which is a positive really, and a very stressful bit of business. So I'm up late avoiding that and telling stories about the household cats.
Posted by: LenNeal at February 20, 2024 03:57 AM (9yXr+)
Posted by: JT at February 20, 2024 03:58 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Colin'
There is already a video of that:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-FxmoVM7X4
Posted by: LenNeal at February 20, 2024 03:59 AM (9yXr+)
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