Puck: The White House "Reporters" All Knew That Biden's Dementia Had Entered the Galloping Phase, But Covered It Up

Via Ed Morrissey at Hot Air, Puck bothered to ask White House "reporters" if they noticed that Biden was in steep mental decline, and they said yes, the "reporters" had discussions among themselves about it all the time.

They just didn't see fit to share this with the public they supposedly serve.

Dylan Byers:

This week, I surveyed members of the White House press corps--reporters, on-air correspondents, photographers, etcetera--and they all emphasized that the symptoms of Biden's age had become more noticeable in recent months and a frequent discussion topic at the desks behind the Brady briefing room. "Anyone who covers this White House knows he's showing the signs of his age--he whispers, he shuffles, he misremembers," one White House reporter told me. "Anyone with an elderly parent knows what this is."
Since the beginning of Biden's term, many White House journalists have reported on, or alluded to, concerns surrounding Biden's age in often gentle or euphemistic ways. Nevertheless, several of the journalists I spoke with said the true significance and importance of that issue, as they observed it, was not reflected in the coverage--often due to the sense that it was sensitive or unseemly, or because there was no obvious evidence that it had affected his performance as president beyond optics. Or, left unsaid, perhaps because they didn't want to ruin their relationship with the White House by being the lone wolf to speak up.

Or, just maybe, reporters are an all-Democrat Guild who fight hard to elect Democrats and suppress negative information about them to the extent possible.

"It was something that felt indelicate to talk about," one member of the White House press corps told me. In retrospect, some journalists felt like it probably warranted more coverage: "The amount of time we spent talking about it versus the time we spent reporting on it was not the same," one of the reporters said. "There should have been tougher, more scrutinizing coverage of his age earlier."

Like in 2020, maybe?

No, of course not. Notice they're now setting up the Modified Limited Hangout Fallback Position that while Biden is showing mental decline, he only started really showing it in the past few months. Thereby absolving themselves of the cover-up before 2020, and the coverup from 2021 until a coupe of months ago.

They're only (anonymously) copping to an Insufficiency of Effort in the past couple of months. Since Christmas, basically.

Morrissey commented:

Of late, we hear plenty from the news industry about a "crisis" for democracy as their platforms downsize or fail. They are a necessity for a well-informed republic, media professionals insist, But how can they make that argument while at the same time refusing to actually inform the public, especially about a critical failure at the head of government and state?

They work in a Higher Sort of Truth, peon.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:30 PM

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1 Duck!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 15, 2024 05:31 PM (2yu8s)

2 SPONGE!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 15, 2024 05:31 PM (xcxpd)

3 Sorry. Puck.

Never mind.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 15, 2024 05:31 PM (2yu8s)

4 streets ahead

Posted by: ace at February 15, 2024 05:31 PM (KRtlO)

5 And you can't expect the propaganda ministry to tell the truth.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 15, 2024 05:32 PM (xcxpd)

6 Do they know about the body doubles too?

Posted by: kallisto at February 15, 2024 05:32 PM (MXA6F)

7 And why the fake office [the Oval Office itself?] setup??

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 15, 2024 05:33 PM (2yu8s)

8 "...he's showing the signs of his age."

Liar. He's showing the signs of dementia.

"Anyone with an elderly parent knows what this is."

Liar. Eric, Ivanka, and Don, Jr. don't see it in their dad, who is just as old.

Always. Be. Gaslighting.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 15, 2024 05:34 PM (/QIWP)

9 ...they said yes, the "reporters" had discussions among themselves about it all the time.

So using the standards these assholes follow, we could say that "numerous White House sources agree the President is in noticeable mental decline.

I don't know...seems.like kind of an important story to mw.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 15, 2024 05:34 PM (W/lyH)

10 8 "...he's showing the signs of his age."

Liar. He's showing the signs of dementia.

Exactly

Posted by: It's me donna at February 15, 2024 05:34 PM (Akjoo)

11 He surely wasn’t in mental decline when he publicly bragged on building the best voter fraud machine in the universe so it is kind of true he wasn’t demented 4 years ago

Posted by: kallisto at February 15, 2024 05:35 PM (MXA6F)

12 You kinda have to admire the chutzpah of the Left.

They just do this stuff in front of you and they don't care.

Posted by: blaster at February 15, 2024 05:36 PM (IFNME)

13 Although this story is fun, it's also one of those "what we all knew was true, was absolutely true, and everyone was in on it and trying to pull a great big cover up."

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 15, 2024 05:36 PM (i9ffA)

14 Enemy of the people

Posted by: Donald harrumpf Trump at February 15, 2024 05:36 PM (NtVYv)

15 If anyone would know if Joe has Dementia, it would be Jill.

She IS a Doctor.

Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2024 05:36 PM (zOR5N)

16 You kinda have to admire the chutzpah of the Left.

They just do this stuff in front of you and they don't care.
Posted by: blaster at

It's part of the kink. Ask Jonah and David.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 15, 2024 05:37 PM (MGB5H)

17 Believe it or not. So, their terms are acceptable.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 15, 2024 05:37 PM (as3uC)

18 "Puck: The White House "Reporters" All Knew That Biden's Dementia Had Entered the Galloping Phase, But Covered It Up"

The Russia Hoax called. It wanted to know if Jake Tapper has acknowledged the Hunter Biden laptop is real yet.

Posted by: Truthbomb at February 15, 2024 05:37 PM (IpdaE)

19 They could smell it

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 15, 2024 05:37 PM (NtVYv)

20 Snizzgate is much more fun. This is just depressing. Depress.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 15, 2024 05:37 PM (MGqzM)

21 These lying liars are constantly trying to convince Americans that age and dementia are the same exact thing.

Donald J. Trump is the only reason they're doing this.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 15, 2024 05:37 PM (/QIWP)

22 Joe Biden and Jimmy Carter are the dynamic duo.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 15, 2024 05:37 PM (63Dwl)

23 "They work in a Higher Sort of Truth, peon."

IOW, they work for the company that signs their paychecks.

Posted by: mrp at February 15, 2024 05:37 PM (rj6Yv)

24 It's just Trump and his damn vaccine.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 15, 2024 05:38 PM (vtm+6)

25 Brandon incontinent? Depends.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 15, 2024 05:38 PM (as3uC)

26 .................

...........

Posted by: Joe D. Mensha at February 15, 2024 05:38 PM (lZVy/)

27 What would happen if Joe's handlers took away his meds.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 15, 2024 05:38 PM (xcrUy)

28 ................

...........
Posted by: Joe D. Mensha

Oh I thought that was Mitch for a second.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 15, 2024 05:39 PM (MGB5H)

29 he's showing the signs of his age."

Liar. He's showing the signs of dementia.

This. There are plenty of people who are sharp until the day they die. He is not one of them.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 15, 2024 05:39 PM (MGqzM)

30 12 You kinda have to admire the chutzpah of the Left.

They just do this stuff in front of you and they don't care.
Posted by: blaster at February 15, 2024 05:36 PM (IFNME)

This is what has been worrying me about their (non) response to what Gov. Abbott has been doing on the border. I figured they would feel that they had to respond to someone openly challenging their authority. Instead, the response has been "eh, we can bring so many bodies across the border in other places that it doesn't really matter, so fuck it."

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 15, 2024 05:39 PM (i9ffA)

31 His dementia hasn't entered the galloping phase.

Oh, no! His age has entered the galloping phase. Right?

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 15, 2024 05:39 PM (/QIWP)

32 And you can't expect the propaganda ministry to tell the truth.

And that, more than anything, has been the lessons of the last forty years. And the animus of how we got here.

You can't really expect the Police to Protect and Serve. You can't expect the Border Patrol to do a damn thing on the border. You also can't expect the Sunday School Teacher or Boy Scout Leader to be in a room with your kids without something going south. You can't expect the Generals to manage an Army. You can't expect the News Readers on TV to say anything other than a lie.

You can't trust a Teacher ... Public or Private. Or a Doctor or a Lawyer or anyone else with a "cert". We are all in this on our own, without the aid of any Expert or Trusted Person.

That is the age we are in. The drama, at this point, is everyone unwinding from that trust, at different speeds and allied to different entities. And the folks that get louder because they refuse to ever quit believing that nothing has changed in forty or more years.

Posted by: Watching It All Burn at February 15, 2024 05:39 PM (pGVsw)

33 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 05:39 PM (Zz0t1)

34
401 400
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 05:33 PM (KpWJP)

402 Nood.
Posted by: Oddbob at February 15, 2024 05:33 PM (sNc8Y)

Has there ever been a better willowed?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 05:40 PM (Zz0t1)

35 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 15, 2024 05:40 PM (T4tVD)

36 What was that bizarre statement about emasculating a black man ?? or not emasculating a black man ??

Posted by: runner at February 15, 2024 05:40 PM (V13WU)

37 I'm going to actually read the content before making a dumb ass comment.

Thought I'd try something new.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2024 05:40 PM (991eG)

38 Brandon incontinent? Depends.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 15, 2024 05:38 PM

Puck will confirm Depends.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 15, 2024 05:40 PM (Wnv9h)

39 12 You kinda have to admire the chutzpah of the Left.

They just do this stuff in front of you and they don't care.
Posted by: blaster at February 15, 2024 05:36 PM (IFNME)

I appreciate the masks being removed and the monsters thus revealed.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 15, 2024 05:40 PM (xcxpd)

40 yeah, well the idiots in my facebook feed are all in on the senility > mean tweets rationalization.

Posted by: anachronda at February 15, 2024 05:40 PM (v3pYe)

41 B-deh, b-deh, b-deh..

..That's all Folks!

Posted by: POTUS Pig at February 15, 2024 05:41 PM (lZVy/)

42 Someone must save Democracy!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton, It's my fucking turn, America! at February 15, 2024 05:42 PM (upe25)

43 Media bailouts incoming, and soon.

Silver lining - then they will officially be state media as opposed to the very dishonest current state of affairs.

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at February 15, 2024 05:42 PM (5C4od)

44 >>well the idiots in my facebook feed are all in on the senility > mean tweets rationalization.

Where do they land on No Wars v. World Wars?

Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2024 05:42 PM (zOR5N)

45 After watching how much 4 cadaver search dogs narrowed down the search for a murder victim, I wonder how they would react to Biden.

SPROINGGGGG!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2024 05:42 PM (991eG)

46 ................

...........
Posted by: Joe D. Mensha

Oh I thought that was Mitch for a second.
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 15, 2024 05:39 PM (MGB5H)
***

Daughter of Diogenes has a couole of her CDs. I like Heads Carolina, Tails California..

Posted by: Diogenes at February 15, 2024 05:42 PM (W/lyH)

47 As a charitable person I would feel sorry for any person going through dementia. However Biden is such a lying corrupt sack of crap that my charity stays home

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 15, 2024 05:42 PM (DgSZ/)

48 often due to the sense that it was sensitive or unseemly, or because there was no obvious evidence that it had affected his performance as president beyond optics. Or, left unsaid, perhaps because they didn't want to ruin their relationship with the White House by being the lone wolf to speak up.
————

I seem to recall a lot of discussion about Trump’s mental health.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 15, 2024 05:43 PM (iUo5x)

49 I'm surprised Old Cottonhead Joe hasn't declared himself "fit as a cello"

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at February 15, 2024 05:43 PM (aGT/k)

50 Not to be snarky, but who the fuck didn't know *biden's dementia was "advanced" and that the media was covering it up.

It's all they fucking do. Cover up shit for the left. It's their goddamn job.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 15, 2024 05:43 PM (Q4IgG)

51 We watched Joetato shake hands with the air numerous times. We saw it with our own eyes, and the suck up media told us it was just "Joe" and we were bigots and ageists. Then they tried to bury the tapes. Now all of a sudden Biden's "decline" is some type of revelation. Sure.

There isn't a corner of hell terrible enough for these Democrat Party Liars.

Posted by: Truthbomb at February 15, 2024 05:44 PM (IpdaE)

52 Liar. He's showing the signs of dementia.
-----
Yes. My parents who both made it to their mid-90s were both in their right minds the whole time. They never took forever to find the word they wanted to use [and with excellent vocabularies]; never said anything nonsensical, even my dad who had a bit of a stammer.

My dad did have hospital dementia once when he was in the ER and then the Cardiac unit for about a week after Christmas in 2019-2020, and he didn't say anything stupid although he was miming using a spreadsheet on an invisible tablet, presumably in front of him, and asking me about engineering clients he still had contacting him. No violence either.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 15, 2024 05:44 PM (2yu8s)

53 Shorter version : Lying liars who lie for a living, lied. Again.

No matter how much you hate the news media, you don't hate them enough.

Posted by: BillyD at February 15, 2024 05:44 PM (F6Xpw)

54 >>I seem to recall a lot of discussion about Trump’s mental health.

Oddly, a lot more discussion about inappropriate relations with daughters, too.

Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2024 05:44 PM (zOR5N)

55 After watching how much 4 cadaver search dogs narrowed down the search for a murder victim, I wonder how they would react to Biden.

They'd bite his SS protection, for some reason.

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 15, 2024 05:44 PM (lZVy/)

56 As a charitable person I would feel sorry for any person going through dementia. However Biden is such a lying corrupt sack of crap that my charity stays home
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 15, 2024 05:42 PM (DgSZ/)

I just fear the dementia will keep him from appreciating the agony of his ass cancer.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 15, 2024 05:45 PM (vtm+6)

57
I've known a lot of old people and quite a few dementia ridden people. It's easy to tell the difference.

Joe is demented. It's a shame that the people who ask him questions are so ignorant... or willfully ignorant.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 15, 2024 05:45 PM (nIvob)

58 Someone must save Democracy!

Democracy without Limits is what got us here. Democracy is two Karens talking about how to distribute the labor of a Working Man.

Posted by: Watching It All Burn at February 15, 2024 05:46 PM (pGVsw)

59 Joe Biden and Jimmy Carter are the dynamic duo.

********

Unambiguously Gray Duo

Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2024 05:46 PM (991eG)

60 You ageists! He's wise and kind and foreign leaders love him. We need the White House staff and our plane! Who would take care of Joe without that staff? How would we travel to support Hunter in his trials, without that plane?

Have a lttle consideration, you pigs!

Posted by: Dr. Jill Biden, America's caregiver at February 15, 2024 05:46 PM (pfOyM)

61 I'm sharp as a nettle. BOOM! Ya see that, Jack? That was my brain.

----Ole Joe

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 15, 2024 05:47 PM (BdMk6)

62

Member how everyone wondered about Reagan, and Ford...

And Dumya, how stupid he was.

Libs are so sad.

The Dems power base is an uneducated and illiterate black population that they ensure will never be enlightened.

Could these wonderful journalists ever think of this or don't they want to admit it.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at February 15, 2024 05:47 PM (et1vG)

63 Unambiguously Gray Duo
Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2024 05:46 PM

*snort*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 15, 2024 05:47 PM (Wnv9h)

64 Joe is demented. It's a shame that the people who ask him questions are so ignorant... or willfully ignorant.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 15, 2024 05:45 PM (nIvob)

Or afraid of getting laid off.

Posted by: mrp at February 15, 2024 05:47 PM (rj6Yv)

65 The Dems power base is an uneducated and illiterate black population that they ensure will never be enlightened.

and diminishing. Hence, their replacement with Latins.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 15, 2024 05:47 PM (vtm+6)

66 If Biden's meds were taken away would it kill him or completely incapacitate him?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 15, 2024 05:48 PM (xcrUy)

67 I'm sorry, I was offline for a while... Rachel Dolozel has an Only Fans account?

I threw up. Ace, I'm not kidding, technicolor lunch rejection.

Thanks. You owe me $5.99.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 15, 2024 05:48 PM (GtZ7X)

68 imo Biden is still in early stages of dementia ... he walks OK (despite the shuffle and wandering) and still can put together sentences (with more than his normal gaff ratio).

Later stage he wouldn't know anyone, probably unable to walk ... and other bad things. Regardless, he was never competent to be president, and his fits of anger are often (always?) misplaced. Early dementia just makes all the bad traits worse. And we might not survive one more year, let alone Five.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 15, 2024 05:48 PM (Cus5s)

69 I'm sure covering up for the old bastard and ignoring his obvious health concerns counts as elder abuse, however, in his case, I'll condone it.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at February 15, 2024 05:48 PM (XPM1I)

70 "My reality is, I am a senile American."

Posted by: Jim McGreevy Defense, incoming at February 15, 2024 05:48 PM (aJ/Rj)

71 49 I'm surprised Old Cottonhead Joe hasn't declared himself "fit as a cello"

it'd come out as "fit as a .... oh, you know the thing!"

Posted by: anachronda at February 15, 2024 05:48 PM (v3pYe)

72 IT'S JUST A STUTTER !!!1!!!!11!!

Haters.

Posted by: Brandon's protectors in the media at February 15, 2024 05:49 PM (F6Xpw)

73 If Biden's meds were taken away would it kill him or completely incapacitate him?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 15, 2024 05:48 PM (xcrUy)

You don't cold turkey amphetamines. If you want to live.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 15, 2024 05:49 PM (GtZ7X)

74 imo Biden is still in early stages of dementia ... he walks OK (despite the shuffle and wandering) and still can put together sentences (with more than his normal gaff ratio).

He holds his hands out front and moves like Mr. Burns.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 15, 2024 05:49 PM (vtm+6)

75 The press is unwilling to admit Doctuh Jill is a vicious hag and they're scared to death of her.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 15, 2024 05:49 PM (tT6L1)

76 Staff: From now on, we need pictures added to his instructions.

Posted by: Joe Biden's Teleprompter at February 15, 2024 05:49 PM (pfOyM)

77 If anyone would know if Joe has Dementia, it would be Jill.

She IS a Doctor.
Posted by: garrett
_________

Have you noticed that even the press no longer calls her "Dr. Jill Biden"? I'm not sure why or when that happened.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 15, 2024 05:50 PM (Dm8we)

78 Can I borrow another $4,000?

I'll pay you back after 80 trips to the grocery store.

And I'll need another 500 trips to pay back the rest.

You don't mind, do you, Mr. Honeycum?

Posted by: Fani Willis, I told you already, Your Honor, it's just donut glazing, stop asking at February 15, 2024 05:50 PM (OBuuS)

79 imo Biden is still in early stages of dementia ... he walks OK (despite the shuffle and wandering) and still can put together sentences (with more than his normal gaff ratio).

Later stage he wouldn't know anyone, probably unable to walk ... and other bad things. Regardless, he was never competent to be president, and his fits of anger are often (always?) misplaced. Early dementia just makes all the bad traits worse. And we might not survive one more year, let alone Five.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 15, 2024 05:48 PM (Cus5s)

You're thinking of Alzheimers.

Dementia is always a progressive disease, and he's way beyond early stage. He was early stage when he was still Veep.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 15, 2024 05:50 PM (GtZ7X)

80
Biden could have been embalmed and propped up for public viewing and the journalists would have thought that Joe was doing just fine. Just a little quiet.

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 15, 2024 05:50 PM (+oR7L)

81 "Or, just maybe, reporters are an all-Democrat Guild who fight hard to elect Democrats and suppress negative information about them to the extent possible."

------

Speaking of protecting the Democrat class, it's just been announced special counsel Weiss is now charging the former FIB informant with lying about Hunter and Burisma.... DOJ rescuing the Dems again.

Posted by: desertgardens at February 15, 2024 05:50 PM (27U2t)

82 I am fascinated to see if the pharmaceutical industry has advanced to the point where they can wind him up for campaign events, rallies and debates without killing him or inducing some kind of psychotic break.

A literal meat puppet, a half step above Weekend at Bernie's.

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at February 15, 2024 05:50 PM (5C4od)

83 No, they have noticed it for awhile. I base that on the rolling laughter in response to Peter Doocey mistakenly referring to the Obama White House, then correcting himself. Then, people started laughing at the reality of him speaking the truth.
Not only are they not commenting on his dementia, but they are also letting Admin officials get away with talking about his excessive energy. Everybody can see it a lie and it is quite tiresome to watch these clowns allow it to pass.

Posted by: william ferrin at February 15, 2024 05:51 PM (Ia1LB)

84 The Dems power base is an uneducated and illiterate black population that they ensure will never be enlightened.

I will call Bullshit on that right now. Bullshit all the way down to the bottom.

The Dem power base is that area from DC to Philly to NYC to Boston. Combined with LA and all points south. Sprinkled in with the lucky affluent urban areas from every city in the United States where their own political decisions haven't been met with consequences yet, due to the rural area sensibilities they hate that surround them nonetheless.

The current movers and shakers on the Left are mostly Affluent White. Their surrogates are every color of the rainbow. But look at the leadership.

Posted by: Watching It All Burn at February 15, 2024 05:51 PM (pGVsw)

85 Mischievous woods fairies aren't known for being reliable sources.

Posted by: A drooling vacant Midsummer Nights Dream at February 15, 2024 05:51 PM (/IAkV)

86 I just came from nearly two weeks at my Father's house. Every morning he asked me who I was. Sad. He did seem to remember through the day but next morning, de nada.

It was like Groundhog Day.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 15, 2024 05:51 PM (vtm+6)

87 $K got launched at Cisco today. Lots of long time top performers.

Posted by: pawn at February 15, 2024 05:51 PM (QB+5g)

88 Remember when the presstitutes used to muse about Trump's cognitive ability?

Posted by: torabora at February 15, 2024 05:52 PM (BeGNM)

89
I threw up. Ace, I'm not kidding, technicolor lunch rejection.

Thanks. You owe me $5.99.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 15, 2024 05:48 PM (GtZ7X)

You found lunch for $5.99?!

(no wonder you hurled)

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 15, 2024 05:52 PM (FCbAQ)

90 Sorry, 4K.

Posted by: pawn at February 15, 2024 05:52 PM (QB+5g)

91
The reporters figured that if you're so slow that you didn't notice Joe's Dementia, that you're part of the target audience.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 15, 2024 05:52 PM (CecP5)

92 They'd bite his SS protection, for some reason.
Posted by: Joe Mama

*******

I don't understand this comment...???

Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2024 05:52 PM (991eG)

93 82 I am fascinated to see if the pharmaceutical industry has advanced to the point where they can wind him up for campaign events, rallies and debates without killing him or inducing some kind of psychotic break.

elon musk is gonna need to create a more powerful neural implant, like the one in the well-known documentary "spock's brain".

Posted by: anachronda at February 15, 2024 05:52 PM (v3pYe)

94 Here's a scary thought: What if there is no puppet-master? What if Joe Biden really is the President?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 15, 2024 05:52 PM (pfOyM)

95 But if they notice the same decline in Trump, you can bet they will "talk" about it - Hell, they would scream it from the rafters, indelicacy be damned.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at February 15, 2024 05:52 PM (SRRAx)

96 "The Dems power base is an uneducated and illiterate black population that they ensure will never be enlightened."

And a sizable population of old, fat, ugly white folks with middling IQs and a hatred of the society that doesn't appreciate them enough.

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 15, 2024 05:52 PM (lZVy/)

97 Mischievous woods fairies aren't known for being reliable sources.
Posted by: A drooling vacant Midsummer Nights Dream at February 15, 2024 05:51 PM

Told you he'd confirm Depends.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 15, 2024 05:52 PM (Wnv9h)

98 I am fascinated to see if the pharmaceutical industry has advanced to the point where they can wind him up for campaign events, rallies and debates without killing him or inducing some kind of psychotic break.

Maybe he has a windup key in his back.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 15, 2024 05:53 PM (xcrUy)

99 >>and diminishing. Hence, their replacement with Latins.

It's spelled LatinX, white supremacist.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 15, 2024 05:53 PM (LkLld)

100 100

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 15, 2024 05:54 PM (MGB5H)

101 99 >>and diminishing. Hence, their replacement with Latins.

It's spelled LatinX, white supremacist.

index : indices :: latinx : latinces

Posted by: anachronda at February 15, 2024 05:54 PM (v3pYe)

102 Maybe he has a windup key in his back.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 15, 2024 05:53 PM (xcrUy)

Oh look, someone switch it to Evil.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 15, 2024 05:54 PM (vtm+6)

103 There are no clear cut "early" or "late" stages of dementia that can be widely defined.

It's different for each person. And the symptoms may, or may not be the same. Some victims of the affliction lose their mind early and retain physical strength. Others are the opposite. And everything in-between.

But under any rational definition, *biden is in mid-late stages of dementia. The waxing and waning is likely due to the meds he's being administered. Some of which are probably not widely available to the general public without the bucks to pay for it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 15, 2024 05:54 PM (Q4IgG)

104 No one wants to stop clapping.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 15, 2024 05:54 PM (llON8)

105 I understand his handlers might like having a sick, frail old man to manipulate.
But he could always get away and do something disastrous in dementia rage.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 15, 2024 05:55 PM (xcrUy)

106
One of the animatronics at the Disneyland Hall of Presidents would be a better President than current Jellybrain Joe.

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 15, 2024 05:55 PM (+oR7L)

107 Member how everyone wondered about Reagan, and Ford...

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at February 15, 2024 05:47 PM (et1vG)

Truth is, Reagan was early stage dementia, when he was still President. I don't know all the particulars, but I think they said he was already showing indicators. And when he spoke at the '92 R convention, everyone held their breath, hoping he wouldn't make himself look bad... and he didn't.

But he was already having issues.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 15, 2024 05:55 PM (GtZ7X)

108 The waxing and waning is likely due to the meds he's being administered. Some of which are probably not widely available to the general public without the bucks to pay for it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at

You can find big bags of the stuff he's taking in any trailer park.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 15, 2024 05:56 PM (MGB5H)

109 Have you noticed that even the press no longer calls her "Dr. Jill Biden"? I'm not sure why or when that happened.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 15, 2024 05:50 PM (Dm8we)

Note that they never call Jamaal Bowman " doctor," although he has the exact same degree (Ed.D) as "Doctor Jill."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 15, 2024 05:56 PM (YqDXo)

110 What's cruel is what the Democrats are doing to the country. It's as if they have been lying in wait to get even for all the bad stuff Republicans did to them from 1860 on.

Posted by: torabora at February 15, 2024 05:56 PM (BeGNM)

111 True fact, Reagan also suffered from Trigger Finger, which he did his best to hide.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 15, 2024 05:57 PM (vtm+6)

112 Just think for a moment how divided we are as a nation. Take a moment to ponder the grotesque decline in our country. Realize all the pain and suffering an open border with its crime, effect on our communities and the outright theft of our wealth and services has caused. Ponder how Democrats are outright rigging the electoral process to ensure the continued decline of our country. Then think about the fentanyl pouring across our border and killing an average of at least three people every day.

I also run into seniors and veterans either at the supermarket or in their homes who cannot afford basic necessities or healthcare because the money is wasted on Democrats political operations and people who are no even citizens.

Finally, realize the media lies and coverup of those issues has allowed them all to happen, unabated and without an ounce of truth or introspection, because their loyalty is to a political cult and their shibboleths.

Imagine what the truth would change, and then realize the media is ultimately responsible for most of that pain and suffering.

I wonder what they'll say to the God they don't believe in when they see him?

Posted by: Marcus T at February 15, 2024 05:57 PM (kTMWW)

113 Willowed,
You seem to be tied into the legal world, so I have to ask this if you don't mind.

If someone is a DA, an attorney, and behaves unethically can't the AG of the state that attorney is licensed in to appear before the bar shit can her license?

Just because she's elected doesn't give her carte blanch to behave unethically as a licensed lawyer, does it?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
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In GA, the State Bar Association and the GA Sup. Court are who handles bar complaints and discipline. The AG can complain but so can regular citizens, judges, lawyers, etc. Then the GA Bar does the original investigation of unethical/illegal behavior and renders a decision. That decision can be appealed to the GA Supreme Court.

Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 05:57 PM (9FrDg)

114 15 If anyone would know if Joe has Dementia, it would be Jill.

She IS a Doctor.
Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2024 05:36 PM (zOR5N)

EdD, a doctorate available to complete retards.

Posted by: It's actually a prerequisite at February 15, 2024 05:57 PM (/IAkV)

115 One of the animatronics at the Disneyland Hall of Presidents would be a better President than current Jellybrain Joe.

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 15, 2024 05:55 PM (+oR7L)

Honestly ? That explains Trump and, to a lesser extent, Reagan.

They were the only two, in my lifetime, that didn't actively work to make America weaker. Although Reagan weakened it with EMTALA and the first Amnesty.

But people love them both, for one reason only. They didn't actively work to make Americans weaker.

Posted by: Watching It All Burn at February 15, 2024 05:57 PM (pGVsw)

116 I took my dad out to lunch yesterday. Last night my mom asked him if he enjoyed our lunch. He told her he had leftovers at home and he hadn't seen me.

I'm not unsympathetic to anyone experiencing dementia, except in the case of Preezy Dickbreath.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 15, 2024 05:57 PM (woPEM)

117 I saw Galloping Dementia open for Whitesnake at Stamford Bridge in '87.

Posted by: BourbonChicken, supervillain at February 15, 2024 05:57 PM (cf/0E)

118 "There should have been tougher, more scrutinizing coverage of his age earlier."

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We're giving grandpa the nuclear codes instead of taking away his car keys and you think maybe you should have been tougher, more scrutinizing coverage of his age earlier? Ya think?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 15, 2024 05:57 PM (FVME7)

119 DC_Draino
@DC_Draino
🚨EXCLUSIVE SCOOP🚨

Credible source tells me
@SpeakerJohnson
has been fighting to release the J6 tapes but is being stopped by Mitch McConnell

Mitch is claiming his Sergeant at Arms is against the release but my source says that’s a lie

Mitch needs to come clean - is he blocking release of the J6 tapes?

Is he protecting against disclosure of his role in minimizing security that day?

Posted by: SMOD at February 15, 2024 05:58 PM (tyM+O)

120 Imagine what the truth would change, and then realize the media is ultimately responsible for most of that pain and suffering.

I wonder what they'll say to the God they don't believe in when they see him?
Posted by: Marcus T at February 15, 2024 05:57 PM (kTMWW)

"Thank you for not making me an education major."

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 15, 2024 05:58 PM (vtm+6)

121 She IS a Doctor.
Posted by: garrett

Nary a sliver of daylight between you and Whoopi.

Posted by: Kratwurst at February 15, 2024 05:58 PM (fcDpY)

122 (Hits the bongo hole) Maybe, like Biden is the sane man and like it's the rest of us that have dementia, dude.

Posted by: Alternate world at February 15, 2024 05:59 PM (hirWM)

123 Reagan, '92 Convention: "Tonight's a special night for me... and at my age, every night's a special night."

Damn. Cadence, tone, ever so slight hesitation between specific words... the man could deliver it.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 15, 2024 05:59 PM (GtZ7X)

124 The old bastard has had a couple of brain aneurysms, those things will fuck your brain the hell up, and the anti-seizure meds the doctors put you on for the rest of your life are also hell.

Trust me, I know of this, my mother in law had one 25 years ago, is older than Cottonhead Joe, and there is no way in hell that we would let her drive a car, much less try to run a country.

So, this guy has some actual brain damage., Is on meds that slow down impulses in the brain, causes cognitive decline, dizziness, slurred speech, the creepy shit his eyes do, and neuropathy (his walking shows this). Yet anybody that asks questions about this is screamed down by the press and the Democrats.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at February 15, 2024 05:59 PM (aGT/k)

125 The Dem power base is that area from DC to Philly to NYC to Boston. Combined with LA and all points south.

No, the Dem power base is a ballot printing press in China, and a few hundred election officials.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 15, 2024 06:00 PM (CecP5)

126 Mitch is claiming his Sergeant at Arms is against the release but my source says that’s a lie.

It's his Boomer Nature. It's the Nixon refusal to protest a rigged election, when show the evidence.

They'll do whatever to protect the rotten house, because it's big, and it's all they've ever known.

Posted by: Watching It All Burn at February 15, 2024 06:00 PM (pGVsw)

127 Puck? You mean that character from a Shakespeare play or that freak that was on a cast of freaks on some reality show on MTV thus entering the age of the Crazy Years.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 15, 2024 06:01 PM (v9vY1)

128 I think 💩 Tin read the signals and decided to invade knowing his main enemy would decay over time in its ability to respond to his aggression. It's unknown what 💩 Tin's price is now to back off.

With the Bloodlands living up to the reputation the price of peace keeps getting higher. No way Ukraine wins this now.

Posted by: torabora at February 15, 2024 06:01 PM (BeGNM)

129 they all emphasized that the symptoms of Biden's age had become more noticeable in recent months

These Breakers of News always seem to be the last to know.

Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2024 06:01 PM (eST6G)

130 Puck? You mean that character from a Shakespeare play or that freak that was on a cast of freaks on some reality show on MTV thus entering the age of the Crazy Years.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Rachel campos-Duffy was on real world sf with puck. She said it helped teach her all about "liberal tolerance".

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 15, 2024 06:02 PM (MGB5H)

131 No, the Dem power base is a ballot printing press in China, and a few hundred election officials.

If that is true ? And it may be. Then tell IronGrampa to shut the Hell up at his next screed. And turn out the lights on his way out.

Posted by: Watching It All Burn at February 15, 2024 06:02 PM (pGVsw)

132 51 We watched Joetato shake hands with the air numerous times. We saw it with our own eyes, and the suck up media told us it was just "Joe" and we were bigots and ageists. Then they tried to bury the tapes. Now all of a sudden Biden's "decline" is some type of revelation. Sure.

There isn't a corner of hell terrible enough for these Democrat Party Liars.

Posted by: Truthbomb at February 15, 2024 05:44 PM (IpdaE)

For his entire Senate career and VP tenure, "Joe is just being Joe," was routinely used by fellow Democrats and the Media to dismiss Joe as a mostly-harmless blowhard idiot; nothing he said should be taken seriously.

Now the description "Joe being Joe" is being used by the Media as a defense tactic on behalf of Joe. Holy F'ing Cow. It's not possible to hate the media as much as it deserves.

Posted by: Gref at February 15, 2024 06:02 PM (5fDan)

133 27 Puck? You mean that character from a Shakespeare play or that freak that was on a cast of freaks on some reality show on MTV thus entering the age of the Crazy Years.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 15, 2024 06:01 PM (v9vY1)

That Puck got kicked off the show for being the only cast member who didn't go around kissing the gay dude's ass like everyone else. Sure, he was an asshole, but not making proper obeisance to the homo was the last straw.

Posted by: Goddamn, you're old. And so am I. at February 15, 2024 06:03 PM (/IAkV)

134 Damn, it's hard not to get choked up, listening to him speak. Not just a great man, who did great things, but to hear him describe an optimism for an America that no longer exists.

It's heartbreaking.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 15, 2024 06:03 PM (GtZ7X)

135 One of the animatronics at the Disneyland Hall of Presidents would be a better President than current Jellybrain Joe.
Posted by: Frank Barone at February 15, 2024 05:55 PM (+oR7L)

Firesign Theater: The Breaking of the President

http://tinyurl.com/5n9b7288

Posted by: Kindltot at February 15, 2024 06:04 PM (D7oie)

136 Remember the *biden blood bleed eyeball?

If that wasn't a sign...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 15, 2024 06:04 PM (Q4IgG)

137 >>> 112
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I wonder what they'll say to the God they don't believe in when they see him?
Posted by: Marcus T at February 15, 2024 05:57 PM (kTMWW)

Hmm.... about the concept of a seared conscience.
What happens if, after indulging in all that shit you thought was *so* funny and clever, your conscience returns?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 15, 2024 06:04 PM (llON8)

138
You can always tell when Scoog is in the house.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 15, 2024 06:04 PM (nIvob)

139 My late mother had dementia/alzheimers. It was my job to keep her safe and keep her from hurting herself and others. There is no way in he'll I'd ever have done to my mother what Jill is doing to her husband. Jill is the original bunny boiler.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 15, 2024 06:04 PM (tT6L1)

140 The NYT sides with Fat Fani. It's all just racism and misogyny.

http://tinyurl.com/2rdw36xd

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 15, 2024 06:04 PM (FVME7)

141 I'm guessing the press is as surprised as we are that Joe has lasted this long before stroking out.

Posted by: Just Lily at February 15, 2024 06:04 PM (RLLZj)

142
You can argue that the Adderall / incoherence line was crossed with Joey many moons ago.

The press can't cover his sickness completely, and the portion of people (17%?) that say he's fine would say so if he would go mute, so is at his near minimal base.

Yet, they persevere.

Posted by: Auspex at February 15, 2024 06:04 PM (j4U/Z)

143 That Puck got kicked off the show for being the only cast member who didn't go around kissing the gay dude's ass like everyone else. Sure, he was an asshole, but not making proper obeisance to the homo was the last straw.
Posted by: Goddamn, you're old. And so am I. at February 15, 2024 06:03 PM (/IAkV)

That is one of the events the Rachel campos Duffy was referring to that I mentioned in 130

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 15, 2024 06:05 PM (MGB5H)

144 Remember the *biden blood bleed eyeball?

If that wasn't a sign...
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 15, 2024 06:04 PM (Q4IgG)

He scares me when he has his X-Files Black Oil Eye thing going on. Imagine what he is pumped up with then.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 15, 2024 06:05 PM (vtm+6)

145 So there are 3 Chiefs shooting suspects in custody, 1 adult & 2 juveniles.

Police say "firearms" were recovered, plural, more than 1.

The suspect detained by fans, i.e., an adult male, had one of the recovered firearms. In his photo, he looks to be in his early 30s to me. I'm not very good at "guess his age."

I'm really curious to know what all this was about. The woman who was shot to death was an innocent bystander... of course!

Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at February 15, 2024 06:05 PM (NLIak)

146 68 imo Biden is still in early stages of dementia ...
Posted by: illiniwek

But judgement is impaired at early stage. (Really, IANAD, but this is beyond early. Maybe mid stage, or center stage)

I have seen some crazy shit from people in much better shape than him -- the rants, the defensiveness, the confabulation, ... and it also comes with very poor judgment, especially on important things.
This is why many become victims of scammers.

Posted by: Jim McGreevy Defense, incoming at February 15, 2024 06:05 PM (aJ/Rj)

147 You're thinking of Alzheimers. Dementia is always a progressive disease, and he's way beyond early stage. He was early stage when he was still Veep." Posted by: BurtTC

My understanding is Alzheimer's IS one (most common) type of dementia. Lewis Body is another, maybe 20-30%. Not sure if Parkinson's is dementia ... seems mostly physical but does have a mental component. I could look it up I guess ... heh.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 15, 2024 06:05 PM (Cus5s)

148 The conservatives/Republicans/whatever who endorsed that vile, corrupt, perverted and senile old reprobate need to driven into the desert with whips and scorpions.
They knew who he is and was.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 15, 2024 06:05 PM (xcrUy)

149 He scares me when he has his X-Files Black Oil Eye thing going on. Imagine what he is pumped up with then.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

He has bigger pupils than a Samoan cooking academy.

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 15, 2024 06:06 PM (lZVy/)

150 Lewy Body, not Lewis ha.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 15, 2024 06:06 PM (Cus5s)

151 The conservatives/Republicans/whatever who endorsed that vile, corrupt, perverted and senile old reprobate need to driven into the desert with whips and scorpions.

You are getting a clue. Problem number one isn't the Democrats. It's the GOP.

Posted by: Watching It All Burn at February 15, 2024 06:07 PM (pGVsw)

152 "It's a stutter."

Posted by: davidt at February 15, 2024 06:07 PM (SYTee)

153 Joe Biden - Would you let him drive your car?

Posted by: Frasier Crane at February 15, 2024 06:07 PM (bNf8H)

154 My understanding is Alzheimer's IS one (most common) type of dementia. Lewis Body is another, maybe 20-30%. Not sure if Parkinson's is dementia ... seems mostly physical but does have a mental component. I could look it up I guess ... heh.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 15, 2024 06:05 PM (Cus5s)

Alzheimers tends to reach a certain point (long past where Biden is now), and then goes into rapid decline.

When it's slower progression like this, it's just garden variety old age dementia.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 15, 2024 06:08 PM (GtZ7X)

155 He has bigger pupils than a Samoan cooking academy.
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 15, 2024 06:06 PM (lZVy/)

I am stealing some version of this, doubtless without attribution for which I apologize in advance.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 15, 2024 06:08 PM (vtm+6)

156 One of the animatronics at the Disneyland Hall of Presidents would be a better President than current Jellybrain Joe.
Posted by: Frank Barone at February 15, 2024 05:55 PM (+oR7L)
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By now Disneyland probably has one of FJB. They could swap out the real version for the animatronic version and who would notice the difference?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 15, 2024 06:08 PM (BpYfr)

157 He scares me when he has his X-Files Black Oil Eye thing going on. Imagine what he is pumped up with then.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

If a black eyed president comes knocking at your door you better not let him in.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 15, 2024 06:08 PM (xcrUy)

158 That Puck got kicked off the show for being the only cast member who didn't go around kissing the gay dude's ass like everyone else. Sure, he was an asshole, but not making proper obeisance to the homo was the last straw.
Posted by: Goddamn, you're old. And so am I.

Oh yea. The gay guy. Who had AIDS. Died a few years later. I recall Bill Clinton lying about thoughts and prayers for the gay guy. That's the only thing I remember about him.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 15, 2024 06:08 PM (v9vY1)

159 "There should have been tougher, more scrutinizing coverage of his age earlier."

==========

The people who repeated lies in a dossier about Trump, can't report on what is right in front of them.

I'm sure this is just some crazy coincidence.

Posted by: Jay in PA at February 15, 2024 06:08 PM (i7Q7S)

160 Who was the only congresscritter not to vote to condemn Hamas for rape and sexual assault?

Craig Caplan
@CraigCaplan
418-0-1: House approved a bipartisan resolution condemning rape and sexual violence committed by Hamas in its war against Israel. Tlaib (D-MI) voted Present.

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Tlaiban is ugly inside and outside.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 15, 2024 06:09 PM (FVME7)

161
I am stealing some version of this, doubtless without attribution for which I apologize in advance.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

De Nada

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 15, 2024 06:09 PM (lZVy/)

162 By now Disneyland probably has one of FJB. They could swap out the real version for the animatronic version and who would notice the difference?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 15, 2024 06:08 PM (BpYfr)

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Little girls in sniffing distance.

Posted by: Just Lily at February 15, 2024 06:09 PM (RLLZj)

163 Reagan, '92 Convention: "Tonight's a special night for me... and at my age, every night's a special night."

Damn. Cadence, tone, ever so slight hesitation between specific words... the man could deliver it.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 15, 2024 05:59 PM (GtZ7X)

When it was reported that Reagan ( in his final months of life) couldn't remember his wife and kids from one day to the next, someone asked him about it. He said, "I get to meet new and interesting people every day".

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 15, 2024 06:10 PM (BdMk6)

164 He scares me when he has his X-Files Black Oil Eye thing going on. Imagine what he is pumped up with then.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

If a black eyed president comes knocking at your door you better not let him in.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 15, 2024 06:08 PM (xcrUy)

Is it time to feed?

Posted by: black-eyed Joe at February 15, 2024 06:10 PM (Dnobf)

165 He has bigger pupils than a Samoan cooking academy.
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 15, 2024 06:06 PM (lZVy/)

Quint, describing what it's like to come face to face with Biden:

http://tinyurl.com/9ankrc63

Posted by: BurtTC at February 15, 2024 06:11 PM (GtZ7X)

166 >>He has bigger pupils than a Samoan cooking academy

I am going to laugh at that for days.

Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2024 06:11 PM (zOR5N)

167 Well that was fast.

@politico

GOP Rep. Matt Rosendale is dropping his Montana Senate bid less than a week after he officially launched it.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 15, 2024 06:12 PM (LkLld)

168 By now Disneyland probably has one of FJB. They could swap out the real version for the animatronic version and who would notice the difference?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 15, 2024 06:08 PM (BpYfr)

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Little girls in sniffing distance.
Posted by: Just Lily at February 15, 2024 06:09 PM (RLLZj)
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The "tell" will be when he *doesn't* immediately hone in on young girls within a certain radius.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 15, 2024 06:12 PM (BpYfr)

169 In what I am sure is totally unrelated news, CNN is slashing the salaries of its talking (air) heads.

http://tinyurl.com/ynsz3unw

Posted by: Paco at February 15, 2024 06:13 PM (njExo)

170 >>GOP Rep. Matt Rosendale is dropping his Montana Senate bid less than a week after he officially launched it.

Damn. I thought he was real close to beating Tester the last time?

I wonder what scared him off. It's a big field, already, I think?

Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2024 06:13 PM (zOR5N)

171 @politico

GOP Rep. Matt Rosendale is dropping his Montana Senate bid less than a week after he officially launched it.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 15, 2024 06:12 PM (LkLld)

Nothing like being handed an envelope, in a dark parking garage, and being told they still have the negatives.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 15, 2024 06:13 PM (GtZ7X)

172 418-0-1: House approved a bipartisan resolution condemning rape and sexual violence committed by Hamas in its war against Israel. Tlaib (D-MI) voted Present.

What of it? I like to watch...

Posted by: Jabba the Tlaib at February 15, 2024 06:14 PM (zMQny)

173 >>418-0-1: House approved a bipartisan resolution condemning rape and sexual violence committed by Hamas in its war against Israel. Tlaib (D-MI) voted Present.

That's Sexxy. Think of the Fantasies, Anderson.

Posted by: E. Jean Carrol at February 15, 2024 06:15 PM (zOR5N)

174 Puck Mahan in 1901!

http://tinyurl.com/2ka2a2cr

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 15, 2024 06:15 PM (2yu8s)

175 What I'm saying is that there are hundreds of molecules given off by a cadaver, and it is not known which one r group f chemicals in combination are the ones recognized by Human Remains Detection Dogs (HRDD). It is conceivable that some people who are close to death could give off a scent recognized by a HRDD as a positive signal. Dogs have been trained to detect certain cancers by scent, why not 'near death'?

Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2024 06:16 PM (991eG)

176 Late and off-topic, but does anybody remember that movie "Soul Man" about the kid that took tanning pills and pretended to be black to get scholarship money? Maybe already covered in a previous thread, but I never knew it was a documentary loosely based on future events!

Posted by: InZona at February 15, 2024 06:16 PM (qz1Fg)

177 No one wants to stop clapping.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 15, 2024 05:54 PM (llON8

I wonder just how many in the press room would understand that reference?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 15, 2024 06:16 PM (W/lyH)

178 165 - He has bigger pupils than a Samoan cooking academy. Posted by: Joe Mama at February 15, 2024 06:06 PM (lZVy/)

Haw!! Btw, the "stamp" image that appeared in an earlier post this morning is my favorite picture of Biden. In that image, he presents as a complete, mouth-breathing imbecile. Puts me in mind of a triceratops staring stupidly at the asteroid.

Posted by: Paco at February 15, 2024 06:16 PM (njExo)

179 When Joe is not out in public do they have one of those tracking bracelets in his ankle?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 15, 2024 06:17 PM (xcrUy)

180 Dogs have been trained to detect certain cancers by scent, why not 'near death'?
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A ruff way to go.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 15, 2024 06:17 PM (2yu8s)

181 Migrant arrested for beating up NYC cops arrested again, this time for robbing Macy's and attacking security guard

http://tinyurl.com/4u3f94st

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Apparently, he's a one trick pony.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 15, 2024 06:17 PM (FVME7)

182 My husband died of Lewy's body dementia, which can be part of Parkinson's, though not always. Lewy's body tends to delusions. My husband would call me in the middle of the night because there were children outside w/ no one to take care of them. Or he was in Oklahoma but not to worry, he would find me.
One thing I learned is that Lewy's screws up depth perception somehow. I may not say this right. But my husband would shy away from a rug, for example, because he thought it was a hole he could fall into. I think of that every time I see Biden trying to find his way off-stage. It may truly look dangerous to him.

Posted by: Wenda at February 15, 2024 06:18 PM (IaGYs)

183 170 >>GOP Rep. Matt Rosendale is dropping his Montana Senate bid less than a week after he officially launched it.

Damn. I thought he was real close to beating Tester the last time?

I wonder what scared him off. It's a big field, already, I think?
Posted by: garrett

Raising money. His biggest primary competitor was endorsed by the Senate Campaign Cmte and is a wealthy plutocrat. The GOPe threatened Rosendale over his support to oust shithead McCarthy.

Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 06:18 PM (9FrDg)

184 Dr Jill needs to be charged with elder abuse. Is there anyone who actually cares for Joe?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 15, 2024 06:19 PM (xcrUy)

185 When Joe is not out in public do they have one of those tracking bracelets in his ankle?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 15, 2024 06:17 PM (xcrUy)
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He's been implanted with a microchip, like a pet.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 15, 2024 06:19 PM (BpYfr)

186 It really is unbelievable that this vicious, unworthy buffoon is who the junta chose to install.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 15, 2024 06:20 PM (94SJJ)

187 Dogs have been trained to detect certain cancers by scent, why not 'near death'?
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A ruff way to go.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 15, 2024 06:17 PM (2yu8s)
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When the dog pees on your shoe, and you're still wearing it, that's not a good sign.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 15, 2024 06:20 PM (W/lyH)

188 By now Disneyland probably has one of FJB. They could swap out the real version for the animatronic version and who would notice the difference?

Everyone would notice that motion was suddenly more graceful and natural and the number of verbal gaffes dropped.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 15, 2024 06:20 PM (dZVON)

189 Joe is in a wheelchair whenever out of sight.

Posted by: davidt at February 15, 2024 06:20 PM (SYTee)

190 >Dr Jill needs to be charged with elder abuse. Is there anyone who actually cares for Joe?

Posted by: Northernlurker
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I'm sure he has a nurse attending him around the clock

Posted by: Don Black at February 15, 2024 06:20 PM (geLO8)

191 He's been implanted with a microchip, like a pet.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at

In an ear?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 15, 2024 06:21 PM (xcrUy)

192 Who's gonna play FJB on the Netflix series Drooling Bobos?

Posted by: Mr Gaga at February 15, 2024 06:21 PM (KiBMU)

193 Special counsel David Weiss charged a former FBI informant with lying about President Joe Biden and his son Hunter Biden’s involvement in business dealings with Ukrainian energy company Burisma Holdings, undercutting a major aspect of Republicans’ impeachment inquiry into the president.

Alexander Smirnov, 43, is facing charges in connection with lying to the FBI and creating false records. He was arrested Thursday at Harry Reid International Airport in Las Vegas, after his arrival in the US from overseas, and will make his initial appearance in federal court Thursday afternoon.

… yes, he is the credible source
I wonder why none of the RussiaGate informants were never charged

Posted by: SMOD at February 15, 2024 06:21 PM (tyM+O)

194 184 Dr Jill needs to be charged with elder abuse. Is there anyone who actually cares for Joe?
Posted by: Northernlurker
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He didn't care for anybody else including his kids and dead wife and now reaps what he sows.

Pity is better reserved for people that don't deserve bad things happening to them.

Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 06:21 PM (9FrDg)

195 I nominate "Drillable Hours" for the Pulitzer Prize for Best Headline Ever...

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at February 15, 2024 06:21 PM (5AVMW)

196 Raising money. His biggest primary competitor was endorsed by the Senate Campaign Cmte and is a wealthy plutocrat. The GOPe threatened Rosendale over his support to oust shithead McCarthy.
Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 06:18 PM (9FrDg)

In other words, the "people back east."

Posted by: BurtTC at February 15, 2024 06:21 PM (GtZ7X)

197 Dogs have been trained to detect certain cancers by scent, why not 'near death'?
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A ruff way to go.
Posted by: andycanuck
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Kind of related - There was some paranormalist, doctor I think, who weighed people as they were dying in an attempt to calculate the weight of the soul.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 15, 2024 06:21 PM (Dm8we)

198 Dogs have been trained to detect certain cancers by scent, why not 'near death'?
Posted by: Muldoon

"I'm not dead yet!"

Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2024 06:22 PM (OkFiN)

199 145 So there are 3 Chiefs shooting suspects in custody, 1 adult & 2 juveniles.

Police say "firearms" were recovered, plural, more than 1.

The suspect detained by fans, i.e., an adult male, had one of the recovered firearms. In his photo, he looks to be in his early 30s to me. I'm not very good at "guess his age."

I'm really curious to know what all this was about. The woman who was shot to death was an innocent bystander... of course!

Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at February 15, 2024 06:05 PM (NLIak)

The lady shot worked at the local public radio station as a reporter from what I heard.

I'm still thinking this was some innocents caught up in a drug deal gone bad or gang related turf war.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at February 15, 2024 06:22 PM (aGT/k)

200 Dr Jill needs to be charged with elder abuse. Is there anyone who actually cares for Joe?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 15, 2024 06:19 PM (xcrUy)

I hope not.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 15, 2024 06:22 PM (BdMk6)

201 Dogs have been trained to detect certain cancers by scent, why not 'near death'?

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Rootin' Tootin' Putin has got it covered.

Putin says Russia is close to developing a cancer vaccine

http://tinyurl.com/49u4mamt

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 15, 2024 06:22 PM (FVME7)

202 When Joe is not out in public do they have one of those tracking bracelets in his ankle?
Posted by: Northernlurker

Not necessary, they just fold him up into a ventriloquist dummy trunk.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at February 15, 2024 06:23 PM (ftFVW)

203 that's nice cuppa ☕

Posted by: Don Black at February 15, 2024 06:23 PM (geLO8)

204 184 Dr Jill needs to be charged with elder abuse. Is there anyone who actually cares for Joe?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 15, 2024 06:19 PM (xcrUy)

If there is someone or a small team taking care of Joe's personal daily needs, and I believe there is, I feel sorry for him or them. Gotta be the current Worst Job In The World.

Posted by: Gref at February 15, 2024 06:24 PM (5fDan)

205 186 It really is unbelievable that this vicious, unworthy buffoon is who the junta chose to install.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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They, themselves are vicious and unworthy too, they just are demented yet.

In the absence of the Lord and his light, people can become incredibly evil, greedy, vicious, and nasty. Hard to redeem oneself unless you openly repent and break with your entire social network.

I was reading the Book of Kings, I and II. You see the elites of that time and place behaving the same way and coming to evil ends because of it.

Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 06:24 PM (9FrDg)

206 Not really a story.

1. Biden is brain-dead.

2. Reporters are lying scum.

Both are very well established. Not worth a headline; anyone who hasn't known both for years will vote for Biden and believe Reporters forever.

(The fun side of that is thinking that they'll have to listen to Biden, and look at Maddow, for eternity.)

Posted by: Eeyore at February 15, 2024 06:25 PM (1bNHn)

207 In other words, the "people back east."
Posted by: BurtTC
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And North of Richmond.

Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 06:26 PM (9FrDg)

208 The White House "Reporters" All Knew That Biden's Dementia Had Entered the Galloping Phase, But Covered It Up —Disinformation Expert Ace

Dang, really? The press are a pack of shit bird liars? I need to go lay down.

Posted by: lost in space at February 15, 2024 06:26 PM (Fm4kk)

209 He's been implanted with a microchip, like a pet.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

But he's easier to with the old pretend to throw the ball trick than beagle.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 15, 2024 06:26 PM (FVME7)

210
You know, every single one of these stories today on the HQ makes me think that -

the craze of micro-dosing LSD among Our Betters is having greater effects on them and subsequently on our society.

All of these people seem profoundly...well, stupid's not the word. Not exactly. More like their brains are no longer wired correctly. Like their synapses are no longer connected for this reality.

Like you see in acid heads and drug addicts.

They think they're being clever but they're not. Everyone can see just how fucked up they are. No one is fooled outside of the little lysergic acid storm going on inside their skulls.

Sad.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 15, 2024 06:27 PM (nFnyb)

211 and I would bet that there is an ambulance parked outside the White House 24/7

Posted by: Don Black at February 15, 2024 06:27 PM (geLO8)

212 The only witness in the House Committee looking for evidence to impeach Biden that said that he had personal knowledge of Biden accepting the 5 million bribe was just arrested by the FBI.
He was the one who said another shady Russian told him he had Bribed the Biden's

Posted by: Paul banned at February 15, 2024 06:27 PM (61XDI)

213 there is someone or a small team taking care of Joe's personal daily needs, and I believe there is, I feel sorry for him or them. Gotta be the current Worst Job In The World.
Posted by: Gref at February 15, 2024 06:24 PM (5fDan)
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Angry abusive dementia patient and his equally deranged wife. Not enough money in the world for that job.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 15, 2024 06:28 PM (tT6L1)

214 193 Special counsel David Weiss charged a former FBI informant with lying about President Joe Biden and his son Hunter Biden’s involvement in business dealings with Ukrainian energy company Burisma Holdings, undercutting a major aspect of Republicans’ impeachment inquiry into the president.

Alexander Smirnov, 43, is facing charges in connection with lying to the FBI and creating false records. He was arrested Thursday at Harry Reid International Airport in Las Vegas, after his arrival in the US from overseas, and will make his initial appearance in federal court Thursday afternoon.

… yes, he is the credible source
I wonder why none of the RussiaGate informants were never charged
Posted by: SMOD at February 15, 2024 06:21 PM (tyM+O)

———-

Sounds about right for this shit justice department

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 15, 2024 06:28 PM (vLkV8)

215 >>> 201 Dogs have been trained to detect certain cancers by scent, why not 'near death'?

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Rootin' Tootin' Putin has got it covered.

Putin says Russia is close to developing a cancer vaccine

http://tinyurl.com/49u4mamt
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 15, 2024 06:22 PM (FVME7)

Are the Roosians calling it Ivermectinsky or Fenbendazolov?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 15, 2024 06:28 PM (llON8)

216 Also he is being charged with creating false records. There has been no bank records ever seen

Posted by: Paul banned at February 15, 2024 06:29 PM (61XDI)

217 The question I have about our most virile President, the one with most manly balls, does he have to manscape daily?

Posted by: lost in space at February 15, 2024 06:29 PM (Fm4kk)

218 Kind of related - There was some paranormalist, doctor I think, who weighed people as they were dying in an attempt to calculate the weight of the soul.

***********

I remember that, I think the idea is that you subtract the weight of the body prior to death to after death to get the number.

I'm guessing the weight of the soul is a little fluffy

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at February 15, 2024 06:29 PM (VTu1l)

219 184 Dr Jill needs to be charged with elder abuse. Is there anyone who actually cares for Joe?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 15, 2024 06:19 PM (xcrUy)

They left his sorry ass in the sun during vacation. Not his asshole wife, not his staff, not the SS, nobody gave a fuck.that he was burnt to a crisp. Sad and funny at the same time.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 15, 2024 06:30 PM (Anbz3)

220 From the sidebar:

1. The Black Panther connection does make it more believable that Fanni's father advised lots of cash on hand.

2. I Sweetdick saying that his time with Fanni wasn't memorable? I don't know, we've just seen her get really P-O'd. That would make her got thermonuclear. He may become Darrius Deaddick Honeycorpse if he's not careful.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 15, 2024 06:30 PM (1bNHn)

221 156 One of the animatronics at the Disneyland Hall of Presidents would be a better President than current Jellybrain Joe.
Posted by: Frank Barone at February 15, 2024 05:55 PM (+oR7L)
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By now Disneyland probably has one of FJB. They could swap out the real version for the animatronic version and who would notice the difference?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 15, 2024 06:08 PM (BpYfr)

The animatronic won't pinch first-grade girls' nipples.

Posted by: Risk and Legal wouldn't allow it at February 15, 2024 06:30 PM (/IAkV)

222 Avalanche @ Lightning 0100 ZULU

Posted by: Don Black at February 15, 2024 06:30 PM (geLO8)

223 210
You know, every single one of these stories today on the HQ makes me think that -

the craze of micro-dosing LSD among Our Betters is having greater effects on them and subsequently on our society.

All of these people seem profoundly...well, stupid's not the word. Not exactly. More like their brains are no longer wired correctly. Like their synapses are no longer connected for this reality.

Like you see in acid heads and drug addicts.

They think they're being clever but they're not. Everyone can see just how fucked up they are. No one is fooled outside of the little lysergic acid storm going on inside their skulls.

Sad.
Posted by: naturalfake
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Don't discount divine punishment.

Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 06:30 PM (9FrDg)

224 How many news articles did we see when Trump drank from the glass using both hands?

How many news articles did we see when Trump nearly slipped going down the ramp?

How many news articles over "confefe?"

Hundreds of times they openly questioned his mental and physical fitness to be president.

My only response to the Saudis torturing and killing the "journalist" was, why couldn't it be more Americans journalists in their dungeon?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 15, 2024 06:31 PM (cSaKW)

225 >>GOP Rep. Matt Rosendale is dropping his Montana Senate bid less than a week after he officially launched it.

Damn. I thought he was real close to beating Tester the last time?

I wonder what scared him off. It's a big field, already, I think?
Posted by: garrett

Woke up with a decapitated donkey head in his bed.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 15, 2024 06:31 PM (FVME7)

226 nood Mar-a-Largo

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 15, 2024 06:31 PM (2yu8s)

227 Biden could literally start turning into compost, and I'm not at all sure the donks would replace him.

Posted by: Paco at February 15, 2024 06:32 PM (njExo)

228 Dogs have been trained to detect certain cancers by scent, why not 'near death'?

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My daughter-in-law is executive director of a hospice for the homeless. They have a cat who always knows when a resident is "ready to move on". The cat will sit by the person's door until let into the room and the will sit at the foot of the bed until the person passes. Doesn't eat or drink. They have found it is never more than 12 hours from the cat goes to the door until the end.

It sounds creepy but is actually helpful because they can use the time to track down any family that may want to be there.

Posted by: Just Lily at February 15, 2024 06:34 PM (RLLZj)

229
You saying the FBI is full of shit?

That's like a lie.

The FBI jails people it thinks are lying to them.

Posted by: Auspex at February 15, 2024 06:35 PM (j4U/Z)

230 the craze of micro-dosing LSD among Our Betters is having greater effects on them and subsequently on our society.

I'll have to say exactly opposite. Nothing to do with LSD, although they did LSD, pot, coke, and everything else they could get their hands on back in the day.

We are living through Boomer Optimism. They've been conditioned to do whatever, because it always works out.

And entire generation, with no care of cause and effect. Because they always win, in the end.

Posted by: Watching It All Burn at February 15, 2024 06:38 PM (pGVsw)

231 > ogs have been trained to detect certain cancers by scent, why not 'near death'?
________

I honestly don't think you need a dog to smell "near death."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 15, 2024 06:43 PM (Q4IgG)

232 Muldoon, there are stories about cats, or at least one story of one cat, in a nursing home hospice that would hang out with those residents that are about to pass.
Cats have really good noses.
I don't know about dogs, the best nosed breeds seem to be the goofiest too.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 15, 2024 06:46 PM (D7oie)

233 If there is someone or a small team taking care of Joe's personal daily needs, and I believe there is, I feel sorry for him or them. Gotta be the current Worst Job In The World.
Posted by: Gref at February 15, 2024 06:24 PM

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Groom of the Stool is a highly prestigious position.

Posted by: Bigsmith at February 15, 2024 06:46 PM (+j+ar)

234 The FBI jails people it thinks are lying to them.
Posted by: Auspex at February 15, 2024 06:35 PM (j4U/Z)

The FBI lies and only jails some people.
FTFY

Posted by: TC at February 15, 2024 06:47 PM (OgfrC)

235 Lawyers on MSNBC appear to be in agreement that Trump's lawyers are failing badly in their case against Willis. The hand ringing over this hearing here this morning was nauseating. I never doubted her.

Weisman thinks there was not any proof that Willis benefited from hiring Wade. Even CNN is being very negative about the cheato lawyers' case. Pleasantly surprised so far. Of course it could change.

They've succeeded in making Fani Willis a real hero today. This is up there with Hilary testifying in front of a rightwing lynchmob committee for 11 hours. Meanwhile criminal Trump cowers behind his lawyers and runs away from the slightest scrutiny.

I read here earlier how supposedly Fani was doing so badly. Then she took the stand and started to *thwack* homeruns over the center field wall!

I hope a lot of down ticket Republicans are watching the proceedings to see where the money they should be getting from the RNC is actually going.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 15, 2024 06:48 PM (ycI94)

236 I honestly don't think you need a dog to smell "near death."
Posted by: Martini Farmer

I don't know if I'd want a trained dog nearby that could "smell death". Dogs aren't 100% accurate, so imagine the lawsuit if the dog "hits" on you, you do something rash, and then you don't die...lawsuit, baby!

Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 15, 2024 06:51 PM (ycI94)

237 Some sad sacks of crap. The Demoncrats are masters of this garbage.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at February 15, 2024 07:56 PM (ztQ7U)

238 In the DPRUSA, no one questions the mentation of Biden, pbuh, our Leader.
There is our Democracy we protect from Goldstein and Trump.
5 minute hate now.

Posted by: jimmymcnulty at February 15, 2024 09:57 PM (BJgzI)

239 They also covered up JFK boinking Marilyn Monroe in the WH, although that might have been more out of admiration than anything else.

Posted by: RonF at February 16, 2024 11:48 AM (l8nW6)

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