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Biden Will Once Again Refuse to Take a Cognitive Test at His Upcoming Physical
On one hand, you're not allowed to say that Biden is obviously, evidently suffering from dementia because you are not An Expert and therefore have no ability to tell when someone slurs words or repeatedly confuses people.
When Republicans are in office, everybody in the MSM is a neuroscientist, psychologist, and oracle capable of and required to opine on the mental fitness of the president and to predict exactly the disastrous consequences of their decisions. When a Democrat is in office, no matter how obvious a Democrat's corruption or disability, it takes a (Left-leaning) "expert" to tell you that what you see before your eyes is false. In that spirit, Americans are being gaslit once again on Joe Biden's obvious lawbreaking, double-dealing, influence peddling, and most importantly his manifest inability to perform his duties as president.Given that Biden's White House is claiming that only An Expert can render an opinion on Biden's mental acuity, you'd think they'd welcome the opportunity presented at Biden's next physical to have such An Expert conduct a cognitive test so that we all know his expert medical opinion. But Biden says, "Nah, dog. I don't trust your voodoo 'science,' bro." Fox News:
Biden won't take cognitive test in physical exam: White House White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre on Monday said that President Biden will not be taking a cognitive test during his regular physical exam. President Biden will not take a cognitive test as part of his upcoming physical exam, the White House confirmed Monday. White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre stated that Biden's physician, Dr. Kevin O'Connor, does not believe a cognitive test is necessary. She said O'Connor believes Biden proves his cognitive ability "every day [in] how he operates and how he thinks." Reporters pressed Jean-Pierre on the issue due to last week's report from Special Counsel Robert Hur that found Biden has significant memory issues. "Does the White House think that the idea of the president taking a cognitive test as a part of this physical is a legitimate idea?" a reporter asked.
"I'm just gonna say what Dr. O'Connor said to me about a year ago when [Biden's physical] was released," Jean-Pierre responded. "The president proves every day [in] how he operates and how he thinks, by dealing with world leaders, by making difficult decisions on behalf of the American people -- whether it's domestic or it's national security." "That is how Dr. O'Connor sees it, and that is how I'm going to leave it," she added.
REPORTER: Will Biden take a cognitive test!?
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) February 12, 2024
KARINE JEAN-PIERRE: "He is sharp! He is on top of things!" pic.twitter.com/rOXIC4NfxC
Biden attempted to tell another scripted joke intended to dispel worries about his age -- and he again flubbed the joke, "forgetting something" due to his dementia.
"What I didn't realize, and I've been around, I know it don't look like it, but I've been around a while. I do remember that," Biden said, garnering laughter and applause. He was taking a shot at the Hur report by saying he remembered he was old. He botched his joke, though, at the end of his speech when he added to a statement - he admitted, "I forgot something" as he made a final comment.
It's a Catch 22: You're not allowed to render an opinion on Biden's obvious galloping dementia because you're not An Expert, but Biden also won't allow An Expert to test him for dementia because non-Experts like Karine Jean-Pierre have rendered their non-Expert opinion that Biden is super "sharp" and runs circles around 30 year olds. Non-Experts aren't allowed to notice that Biden can't remember when his son died, but Non-Experts are allowed to claim that he's very "sharp" and totally not suffering from dementia.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 13, 2024 01:04 PM (1yK0s)
Posted by: Moonbeam at February 13, 2024 01:05 PM (rbKZ6)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 13, 2024 01:05 PM (1yK0s)
Posted by: Learning to code Journalist at February 13, 2024 01:05 PM (URIv5)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2024 01:06 PM (yjAVs)
Yes.
Yes he does.
Posted by: barbarausa at February 13, 2024 01:07 PM (enw9G)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 13, 2024 01:07 PM (UdL3V)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 13, 2024 01:07 PM (rkgrq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2024 01:07 PM (Y97GY)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 13, 2024 01:07 PM (B1FKF)
Technically, this is a true statement. He does prove his cognitive ability every day. Proving it is diminished.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 13, 2024 01:07 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Corona exile-back-in-exile at February 13, 2024 01:08 PM (URIv5)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2024 01:08 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: joey biden at February 13, 2024 01:08 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 13, 2024 01:08 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: The Ghost Of Diane Feinstein at February 13, 2024 01:08 PM (bxCZE)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at February 13, 2024 01:08 PM (k6uu5)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 13, 2024 01:08 PM (kgN0g)
Posted by: The Scarecrow at February 13, 2024 01:08 PM (rskKm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2024 01:08 PM (Y97GY)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 13, 2024 01:09 PM (YAtuc)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2024 01:09 PM (AJDwy)
Posted by: The Ghost Of Diane Feinstein at February 13, 2024 01:09 PM (bxCZE)
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Man, this is a familiar construct.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 13, 2024 01:09 PM (GBKbO)
There is a big difference between speculation - like, "I went through dementia-related decline with my older relatives and Biden's behavior looks similar and so I think he probably dementia" - and asserting that, in your professional opinion, someone you have never met does or does not suffer some from affliction.
It's fraud to diagnose someone you've never treated and whose records you've never seen. Remote diagnosis of celebrities on TV or in the newspaper is borderline (if not literal - I'm not sure) malpractice. If you do that - not speculate based on subjective observable variables from a distance, but *diagnose* someone you've never met - you deserve to be rejected. You're a bad doctor.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2024 01:09 PM (yjAVs)
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2024 01:09 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Cheri at February 13, 2024 01:09 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at February 13, 2024 01:10 PM (k6uu5)
We've all seen his daily schedule.
"Most" apparently is defined as "coma and hospice patients."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 13, 2024 01:10 PM (cSaKW)
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I believe this too
Posted by: Don Black at February 13, 2024 01:10 PM (geLO8)
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Watching the public decline of Party Leader while everyone claps is surreal.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2024 01:10 PM (yjAVs)
Posted by: SMOD at February 13, 2024 01:10 PM (RovqD)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2024 01:09 PM (yjAVs)
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"FIFY."
-CNN
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 13, 2024 01:10 PM (GBKbO)
WEST VIRGINIA POLITICS -
Morrisey calls for VP Harris to invoke 25th Amendment over ‘Biden’s rapid cognitive decline’
by: Alexandra Weaver
Posted: Feb 13, 2024 / 12:56 PM EST
Posted by: L - And now the King of BS can't remember last evening so let it go at February 13, 2024 01:11 PM (GshMh)
Posted by: Joeyshitshispants at February 13, 2024 01:11 PM (rskKm)
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Standard government "reasoning."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2024 01:11 PM (yjAVs)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 13, 2024 01:11 PM (B1FKF)
But he's an asshole, a cheater, a plagerist, a homewrecker, a thief and a braggart.
He hates my guys so I say fuck em. Fair game.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2024 01:11 PM (AJDwy)
I dare him to try.
Joe even gets to go first.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 13, 2024 01:11 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: BlackOrchidZ at February 13, 2024 01:11 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 13, 2024 01:11 PM (WF0+t)
Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2024 01:11 PM (fwDg9)
Oh, my poor head. Biden may not be getting his head examined but I should. Mah-garitas are deadly.
*Lays down*
Posted by: Robert at February 13, 2024 01:11 PM (1Yy3c)
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Watching the public decline of Party Leader while everyone claps is surreal.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2024 01:10 PM (yjAVs)
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"This is how democracy dies. To thunderous applause."
-Padme, but she was totes talking about W
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 13, 2024 01:11 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 13, 2024 01:12 PM (17s+e)
The whole country saw this guy say that his medical opinion is that Brandon is mentally well.
He'll never get another patient. It's like hearing an accountant say that taxes are optional.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 13, 2024 01:12 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: The Ghost Of Diane Feinstein at February 13, 2024 01:12 PM (bxCZE)
Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 13, 2024 01:12 PM (hywts)
Word salad days.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 13, 2024 01:12 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 13, 2024 01:12 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 13, 2024 01:12 PM (17s+e)
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I've always been fond of the expression, "sharp like marbles."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2024 01:12 PM (yjAVs)
And even in defense, they only highlight the glaring problem.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 13, 2024 01:12 PM (cSaKW)
We won't discuss how I know this.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 13, 2024 01:12 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Joe Bitem at February 13, 2024 01:12 PM (NtVYv)
Oh wait. I'm dead.
Posted by: The Ghost Of Diane Feinstein at February 13, 2024 01:09 PM (bxCZE)
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Don't let a little thing like that stop you from voting for FJB in November!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 13, 2024 01:13 PM (7fElN)
"His research has been funded by grants from the Department of Defense, the National Institute of Mental Health (NIMH) and several private foundations."
Looks to be your normal leftwing politi-science hack. I'd love to get a list of those "private foundations."
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 13, 2024 01:13 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: mr tmz at February 13, 2024 01:13 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: Joeyshitshispants at February 13, 2024 01:13 PM (rskKm)
I look forward to being asked to take a cognitive test. I think the first 'question' is to draw a 3D box. I can do that in mere milliseconds.
Biden: "A box? When Beau died last week we put him in a box."
:: Biden proceeds to draw a penis ::
Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 13, 2024 01:13 PM (nIvob)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 13, 2024 01:13 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: The Ghost Of Diane Feinstein at February 13, 2024 01:13 PM (bxCZE)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2024 01:13 PM (AJDwy)
And even in defense, they only highlight the glaring problem.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 13, 2024 01:12 PM (cSaKW)
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Biden being a fighter and going out to tout his mental acuity was a massive error so grand that only Joe Biden himself could have come up with it thinking it was a good idea.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 13, 2024 01:13 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: BlackOrchidZ
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True. Also true about making fun of Soviet media.
Posted by: whig at February 13, 2024 01:13 PM (9FrDg)
Posted by: WisRich at February 13, 2024 01:13 PM (G0vdT)
The slow drip, drip, drip.
Kinda like Lloyd Austin's bladder problem.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 13, 2024 01:13 PM (lf83v)
--Every single leftie I've ever known since the Carter administration.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 13, 2024 01:14 PM (wzAuc)
He hates my guys so I say fuck em. Fair game.
Don't forget his behavior during the Clarence Thomas hearings. (There's a lot of other stuff too, but that's a biggie.)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 13, 2024 01:14 PM (l8gTz)
Hs own team said that in sympathetic terms, and not using political rhetoric, or attacking Biden in any way.
Settled fact.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 13, 2024 01:14 PM (zjp0+)
*Lays down*
Posted by: Robert
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yes
last we heard, you were eager to have a cocktail and unwind
Posted by: Don Black at February 13, 2024 01:14 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Alec Leamas at February 13, 2024 01:14 PM (ssz2a)
someone should take one for the team and report back.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 13, 2024 01:14 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 13, 2024 01:14 PM (l8gTz
Oh yeah. Racist asshole. Forgot the racist part.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2024 01:14 PM (AJDwy)
The slow drip, drip, drip.
Kinda like Lloyd Austin's bladder problem.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 13, 2024 01:13 PM (lf83v)
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To be completely fair: the GOP is slow walking investigations because they are on Biden's side and don't want to actually hurt him.
Reality is disagreeing, is all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 13, 2024 01:15 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 13, 2024 01:15 PM (WF0+t)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 13, 2024 01:14 PM (l8gTz)
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Biden's behavior during the Thomas confirmation should have acted as a disqualifier from all future public office, forever. He should have been run back to Wilmington with his head held in shame, shuffling off into obscurity.
That this *wasn't* the outcome shows you how long things in Washington have been bad.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2024 01:15 PM (yjAVs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2024 01:15 PM (63Dwl)
I'm as dead as TJM's movie reviews. But damn it. I can still vote.
Posted by: The Ghost Of Diane Feinstein at February 13, 2024 01:15 PM (bxCZE)
Oh, my poor head. Biden may not be getting his head examined but I should. Mah-garitas are deadly.
*Lays down*
Posted by: Robert at February 13, 2024 01:11 PM (1Yy3c)
Jose will do his best to make you believe he is your friend. Until he isn't. Ask me how I know.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 13, 2024 01:15 PM (N39Ws)
They should've impeached him by now. Then impeached Harris. Then whoever else.
They couldn't even impeach Mayorkas, which is pathetic.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 13, 2024 01:15 PM (l8gTz)
Posted by: BlackOrchidZ at February 13, 2024 01:11 PM (AcWfM)
Yeah! For a while there I couldn't meet with the leader of the USSR, they were all dying before I could get there!
Posted by: Ronald Reagan at February 13, 2024 01:15 PM (rskKm)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 13, 2024 01:16 PM (rkgrq)
I want to see something very simple. Have a newspaper reporter play tic tac toe with Joe.
I dare him to try.
Joe even gets to go first.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 13, 2024 01:11 PM (lf83v)
........
My granddaughter could beat him at Ladybugs Garden Memory Game.
Posted by: wth at February 13, 2024 01:16 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 13, 2024 01:07 PM (UdL3V)
Where exactly is "stuttering clusterfuck" located on the Dementia Cannonball Line?
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 13, 2024 01:16 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: BlackOrchidZ at February 13, 2024 01:11 PM (AcWfM)
To be clear, Andropov was dying, not mentally compromised.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2024 01:16 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not Kill at February 13, 2024 01:16 PM (gxokI)
The whole country saw this guy say that his medical opinion is that Brandon is mentally well.
He'll never get another patient. It's like hearing an accountant say that taxes are optional.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 13, 2024 01:12 PM (0FoWg)
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He'll replace Dr. Sanjay Gupta on CNN.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 13, 2024 01:16 PM (hywts)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 13, 2024 01:16 PM (zjp0+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2024 01:16 PM (Y97GY)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2024 01:15 PM (yjAVs)
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The best part of the film Chappaquiddick is the real, on the street interviews with Bostonians who say that Ted Kennedy should keep his office because he's a Democrat that end the film.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 13, 2024 01:16 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: BlackOrchidZ at February 13, 2024 01:11 PM (AcWfM)
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The contemporary American experience is increasingly reflective of the shit about which we used to make fun of the Soviets.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2024 01:17 PM (yjAVs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Or two minutes to midnight...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 13, 2024 01:17 PM (rkgrq)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 13, 2024 01:17 PM (zssUw)
The RNC should have a field day making ads with ammo he has provided them.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2024 01:17 PM (LkLld)
They have to keep this flaming wreck afloat for nine more months.
Watching them all suffer through this is going to be pretty funny. Especially Brandon. That man is getting the misery he earned.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 13, 2024 01:17 PM (0FoWg)
I'm as dead as TJM's movie reviews. But damn it. I can still vote.
Posted by: The Ghost Of Diane Feinstein
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The way we are going, you can be president soon even if you are dead. We can have a seance for the State of the Union address with a ouija board.
Posted by: whig at February 13, 2024 01:17 PM (9FrDg)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 13, 2024 01:16 PM (wtvvX)
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Kalorama.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 13, 2024 01:17 PM (zjp0+)
http://tinyurl.com/4avvyn8a
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 13, 2024 01:17 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 13, 2024 01:17 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 13, 2024 01:17 PM (9UlRk)
Scott Wiener is one of the most obnoxious politicians in California - besides being a hard-Leftist, he is a homosexual revolutionary.
He regularly shows up at homosexual street festivals in fetish gear, made it legal to have sex with someone without disclosing that you are HIV-positive, and is working to weaken age-of-consent laws (gosh, I wonder why).
He's also Jewish, and he is being subjected to constant harassment by his erstwhile allies, because he won't endorse the destruction of the state of Israel.
The Jewish Community Relations Council of the Bay Area has noticed this:
WATCH: For weeks, California State Senator
@Scott_Wiener
has been subject to an onslaught of harassment both in-person and online, including the assertion that "your whole bloodline's cowards."
In social media videos posted this week, Sen. Wiener is seen sitting on a plane with an inverted red triangle above his head, a symbol used by Hamas to identify their targets. He is chased and called a "genocide profiteer." His car is mobbed by a crowd of angry "activists" screaming "you're killing babies!"
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 13, 2024 01:17 PM (YAtuc)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 13, 2024 01:18 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 13, 2024 01:18 PM (DgSZ/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2024 01:18 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: barbarausa at February 13, 2024 01:18 PM (enw9G)
Posted by: JackStraw
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The RNC is broke because Ronna had to have her flowers, limos, etc. She is Wayne Pierre in a skirt.
Posted by: whig at February 13, 2024 01:18 PM (9FrDg)
Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not Kill at February 13, 2024 01:18 PM (gxokI)
I wonder if he has to drink his lunch.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 13, 2024 01:19 PM (wzAuc)
Back when we first met Joe could lick my little man even faster than Hunter!
Posted by: DOCTOR JILL BIDEN at February 13, 2024 01:19 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 13, 2024 01:19 PM (lTGtQ)
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Tell me you're a Hot Air asshole without telling me you're a Hot Air asshole.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 13, 2024 01:19 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: BlackOrchidZ at February 13, 2024 01:11 PM (AcWfM)
To be clear, Andropov was dying, not mentally compromised.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2024 01:16 PM (D7oie)
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The old Avalon Hill satiric card game "Kremlin" is more relevant than ever.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 13, 2024 01:19 PM (0gvpA)
I'm pretty sure he would flub half of the questions.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 13, 2024 01:20 PM (zssUw)
http://tinyurl.com/4avvyn8a
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 13, 2024 01:17 PM (JCZqz)
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Much like Joetato, that meme is senile and has dementia. Bet they think it is a big hit.
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 13, 2024 01:20 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 13, 2024 01:17 PM (9UlRk)
OK, that there is funny.
Posted by: Archer at February 13, 2024 01:20 PM (rskKm)
Posted by: Weasel at February 13, 2024 01:20 PM (JwHpX)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 13, 2024 01:19 PM (lTGtQ)
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Made me laugh.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 13, 2024 01:20 PM (tT6L1)
And he will react-- as is his character-- with curses and anger.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 13, 2024 01:20 PM (cSaKW)
Join the club... it's the place to be!
Posted by: Jim Cramer - Investment Pro and Media Personality at February 13, 2024 01:20 PM (v0R5T)
I think we've all found that "unwound" and "unwounded" are not the same, every single time. Your collateral can get damaged.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 13, 2024 01:20 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 13, 2024 01:17 PM (0FoWg)
1) Right wing media
2) Economy collapsing in anticipation of inevitable Trump theft of Our Precious Democracy
3) We were for peace in the Ukraine all along
4) Trump corrupted the covid response and lied to us about His Vaccine.
I'm sure there will be more, but i bet those will be the big points in the summer schedule.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 13, 2024 01:21 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 13, 2024 01:21 PM (eYF7X)
:: Biden sits down ::
Doctor: Looking good, Mr. President. Excellent. You're the model of physical health for your age. Now, just one question for you before we finish up. Can you please tell me where you are?
Biden: I'm right here, Jack.
Doctor: Excellent. Well, that about covers it. Your Secret Service lead will be right in to take you back to work. Thanks as always, Mr. President!
:: six hours later, in a press conference ::
Doctor: I can confirm that Biden is on top of it, and knows right where he is, and he's the model of health!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2024 01:21 PM (yjAVs)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 13, 2024 01:14 PM (l8gTz)
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Biden's behavior during the Thomas confirmation should have acted as a disqualifier from all future public office, forever. He should have been run back to Wilmington with his head held in shame, shuffling off into obscurity.
That this *wasn't* the outcome shows you how long things in Washington have been bad.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2024 01:15 PM (yjAVs)
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He kinda did. He was pretty much an ostracized nobody who even his fellow Democraps hated and thought was an incompetent buffoon. But he was a reliable Democrap vote and held outsized sway due to his (corrupt) relationship with the biggest banks in the country.
Then Obama needed A White Guy (TM) who wouldn't make waves, and who would make the AWFLs less queasy about voting for a black guy. So Joey Shitbrains got the call.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 13, 2024 01:21 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 13, 2024 01:17 PM (17s+e)
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Considering your fondness for ice cream, I'm not surprised you are waging war against the shrinkflation of ice cream cartons...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 13, 2024 01:21 PM (7fElN)
I would bet they blame the Dem.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 13, 2024 01:21 PM (0FoWg)
>>Biden's behavior during the Thomas confirmation should have acted as a disqualifier from all future public office, forever.
There is tape going back to his first election as Senatorial Candidate of him on the trail getting into supporters faces over pointed questioning.
The dude has always been a certified, Grade A a**hole, the fact that no GOP candidate from that state didn't run exclusively on showing all of the tape of that vicious f**king clown being a jerk off is beyond me.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 13, 2024 01:21 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2024 01:21 PM (fwDg9)
I'm reminded of Eddie Murphy and his bit about his drunk dad and the Rules for Lillian.
No phone, and no outside. Even if the house is on fire!
Posted by: Doof at February 13, 2024 01:21 PM (MtueO)
Posted by: andycanuck
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You are correct. Went through the whole thing with a close relative from the simple quick tests (two different ones) to the full battery tests to determine type so appropriate drug therapy could be planned. Relative has mixed dementia---some Alzheimers but mainly vascular dementia.
The most advanced requires a PET scanner and some sophisticated testing of various brain locations and their activation or not. Very expensive and hard to justify for the most part for elderly.
Posted by: whig at February 13, 2024 01:22 PM (9FrDg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2024 01:22 PM (Y97GY)
Posted by: Joe Bitem at February 13, 2024 01:22 PM (NtVYv)
Yep. But it doesn't cost much to post videos on social media and elsewhere which they have already started doing.
It sounds like South Carolina is her last rodeo so hopefully the new team can get some money in the door pronto. Even if they don't love Trump the prospect of 4 more years of the Joe and Kammie show has got to be scaring the shit out of some of them.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2024 01:22 PM (LkLld)
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From the Anthony Fauci Clinical Institute for Smartypants Research.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 13, 2024 01:22 PM (lf83v)
Fortunately for us, Ace is an expert. Says so in his title.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 13, 2024 01:22 PM (GYIa4)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 13, 2024 01:21 PM (XV/Pl)
You seriously wonder why the failure monkeys in our party didn't use the tools necessary to defeat an opponent?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2024 01:22 PM (AJDwy)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 13, 2024 01:23 PM (NtVYv)
I wonder if he has to drink his lunch.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 13, 2024 01:19 PM (wzAuc)
He got his fake teeth stuck in that hamburger.
Posted by: Two Black Kids eating chicken at February 13, 2024 01:23 PM (v0R5T)
Then Obama needed A White Guy (TM) who wouldn't make waves, and who would make the AWFLs less queasy about voting for a black guy. So Joey Shitbrains got the call.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 13, 2024 01:21 PM (iFTx/)
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So he *didn't* shuffle back home in shame and fade away. He remained the Senator from MBNA, accumulated his modest corrupt network, and eventually staggered into the "Boring Old White Guy for Change" slot as Obama's assassination insurance, then was elevated to the Big Chair as the compromise of last resort when all the other plans fell through.
Biden should have been a mid-level mailroom clerk at best. Yet he stumbled his way into the "incompetent but safe" slot in the Party and ended up President because our system is hopeless.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2024 01:23 PM (yjAVs)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at February 13, 2024 01:24 PM (bNf8H)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
FYI, A significant % of Americans under 30 wouldn't understand a single part of that sentence.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 13, 2024 01:24 PM (IG4Id)
I wonder if they paid for her new fish lips? That had to be costly not to mention the corrective surgeries after.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 13, 2024 01:24 PM (eYF7X)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2024 01:24 PM (Y97GY)
>>Biden's behavior during the Thomas confirmation should have acted as a disqualifier from all future public office, forever.
There is tape going back to his first election as Senatorial Candidate of him on the trail getting into supporters faces over pointed questioning.
The dude has always been a certified, Grade A a**hole, the fact that no GOP candidate from that state didn't run exclusively on showing all of the tape of that vicious f**king clown being a jerk off is beyond me.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 13, 2024 01:21 PM (XV/Pl)
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Biden is and always has been a lock in DE because of the banks. He's totally bought and paid for, and the banks want to get their money's worth. The banks' political and economic clout in DE -- otherwise a shithole -- can't be overestimated.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 13, 2024 01:24 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Lloyd Austin at February 13, 2024 01:24 PM (v0R5T)
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She was talking about bowel movements.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 13, 2024 01:24 PM (lf83v)
Maybe... some people shit in own pants more than others. This big problem when meeting with Holy Father and English King.
Posted by: MR. KIM at February 13, 2024 01:24 PM (ISu5D)
We may all get to see him stroke out publicly at any point. I don’t really relish the thought (pickles are good though) but once in a while things work out in a universally harmonious way.
You can do it Joe! Take on for the team buddy!
Posted by: Common Tater at February 13, 2024 01:25 PM (o2gtA)
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Usher and Taylor Swift fans.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 13, 2024 01:25 PM (lf83v)
Biden was always a racist fuck but he hid it.
Now he has to be watched around minorities.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2024 01:25 PM (AJDwy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2024 01:24 PM (Y97GY)
It's the richest kind!!!
Posted by: MRS. OLSON at February 13, 2024 01:25 PM (wtvvX)
I'm sure there will be more, but i bet those will be the big points in the summer schedule.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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They will stay away from pt. 4. RFK could make that argument but other Dems generally can't like Whitmer and Newsome. Plus it will piss off Big Pharma which pulls the strings at media companies.
DeSantis could have made this argument during the aborted primaries but it is a tricky argument if you were in state or federal government at the time. Ironically Nikki could have made this argument but being hostage to the NTers and GOPe prevented her from doing so.
Posted by: whig at February 13, 2024 01:25 PM (9FrDg)
Assumes facts not in evidence.
No one outside the Junta Top Level and the tip-top level of foreign governments has ever seen Decrepit Joe perform any of those tasks. The foreigners aren't talking about Joe's decrepitude for a variety of selfish reasons. Some don't want an Angry Joe to scrub or reduce US foreign aid and military assistance promises. Others are negotiating with Angry Joe for future money, guns, oil, and foodstuffs. Some won't tell the public out of fear US media and voters may hound Joe into resigning if they call him an idiot and show the evidence. Those guys want Joe continuing to run the US show (into the ground).
Posted by: Gref at February 13, 2024 01:25 PM (5fDan)
They have to keep this flaming wreck afloat for nine more months.
Watching them all suffer through this is going to be pretty funny. Especially Brandon. That man is getting the misery he earned.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
I don't know how he is going to make it to the SOTU on March 7th. I'll have to take some days off just to watch it and then to recover from the flaming mounds of bullshit thrown at that event.
Posted by: Cheri at February 13, 2024 01:26 PM (oiNtH)
It's like a leaning Stonehenge of stupid.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 13, 2024 01:26 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 13, 2024 01:26 PM (xcxpd)
I'm bothered by the fact that the president of the United States can't figure out how to get off of a stage.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 13, 2024 01:26 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 13, 2024 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 13, 2024 01:16 PM (zjp0+)
He who votes decides nothing. He who counts the votes decides everything.
Posted by: Dzugashvili at February 13, 2024 01:26 PM (1yK0s)
I wonder if he has to drink his lunch.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 13, 2024 01:19 PM (wzAuc)
===
Feeding tube that Joetato mistakes for his pecker on the off chance he decides to not piss his depends and use the toilet.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 13, 2024 01:26 PM (17s+e)
it's either supposed to be relatively easy [or you'd get false positives] and/or it's not easy or hard but devised to show mental impairment based on spatial concentration [or whatever they call it].
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 13, 2024 01:18 PM
I've seen the questions on the test - about 20 of them if I recall. Outside of the first one I mentioned (the 3D box) a lot of it is memory. You'd be given three numbers to recall, then shortly after asked what those numbers are. Name three animals that start with the letter 'B'*. Stuff like that.
There's no way Biden could pass the test.
* Which actually is sorta difficult. I may have to bone up on that one. Someday.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 13, 2024 01:26 PM (nIvob)
Posted by: They're so inept at February 13, 2024 01:26 PM (UMHqX)
Posted by: Archer at February 13, 2024 01:27 PM (rskKm)
Last I read, his bladder is the size of a beachball. Must be very painful.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 13, 2024 01:27 PM (eYF7X)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 13, 2024 01:27 PM (zssUw)
Posted by: MR. KIM
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The Lord often has a sense of humor. By their fruits, you shall know them sort of thing.
Posted by: whig at February 13, 2024 01:27 PM (9FrDg)
Politicians always lie about their health status, and they will find a doctor that will assist them in their lying.
Eisenhower had a "cold" in office that was actually a heart attack, and JFK had huge medical problems, none of which were ever disclosed to the public while he was in office.
This has been going on for a long, long, time.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 13, 2024 01:27 PM (YAtuc)
We're f*cked.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 13, 2024 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 13, 2024 01:27 PM (lf83v)
Name? Beau
Date ? Chocolate chip
Where are you ? Right here you asshole
Job? Senator
Thank you Mr President, you passed with flying colors
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 13, 2024 01:27 PM (DgSZ/)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 13, 2024 01:27 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 13, 2024 01:28 PM (9yWhg)
http://tinyurl.com/4avvyn8a
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 13, 2024 01:17 PM (JCZqz)
--
Palatine got shit done, brought peace to the galaxy and left most everyone alone.
Yoda ran and hid when things got tough and literally died when asked to fix things.
The Rebels "success" guaranteed a dark age and decades of war.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 13, 2024 01:28 PM (cSaKW)
WEST VIRGINIA POLITICS -
Morrisey calls for VP Harris to invoke 25th Amendment over ‘Biden’s rapid cognitive decline’
by: Alexandra Weaver
Posted: Feb 13, 2024 / 12:56 PM EST
Posted by: L - And now the King of BS can't remember last evening so let it go at February 13, 2024 01:11 PM (GshMh)
I suppose the question is, would they use the invocation of the 25th as an excuse to get rid of Harris - for disloyalty - as a prelude to replacing Biden.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 13, 2024 01:28 PM (GYIa4)
Biden should have been a mid-level mailroom clerk at best. Yet he stumbled his way into the "incompetent but safe" slot in the Party and ended up President because our system is hopeless.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2024 01:23 PM (yjAVs)
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There was almost 20 years between the hearings and the VP. During that time, he was an obscure Senator from DE that nobody paid any attention to. He was never gonna be replaced as Senator for the reasons I said above (the banks).
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 13, 2024 01:28 PM (iFTx/)
He has a minor medical issue - the sort of minor medical issue that puts you in the intensive care unit.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 13, 2024 01:28 PM (YAtuc)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2024 01:25 PM (AJDwy)
"Hey kids, you know what we used to call Brazil nuts?"
"no no no no NO, FUCKS SAKES GET HIM OUT OF THERE, NOW!!!!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 13, 2024 01:28 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: torabora at February 13, 2024 01:28 PM (OUiUM)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 13, 2024 01:28 PM (1yK0s)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2024 01:18 PM (63Dwl)
He speak with iron in his head.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 13, 2024 01:29 PM (BdMk6)
I suppose the question is, would they use the invocation of the 25th as an excuse to get rid of Harris - for disloyalty - as a prelude to replacing Biden.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 13, 2024 01:28 PM (GYIa4)
If they get rid of Biden for his cognitive failures, can Kumswala be far behind? Listen to HER speak. Biden makes more sense.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 13, 2024 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Archer at February 13, 2024 01:27 PM (rskKm)
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At least it's not Dr. Zoidberg.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 13, 2024 01:29 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: pookysgirl will not turn down cheese at February 13, 2024 01:29 PM (dtlDP)
"no no no no NO, FUCKS SAKES GET HIM OUT OF THERE, NOW!!!!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 13, 2024 01:28 PM (9UlRk)
Heh
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 13, 2024 01:29 PM (NtVYv)
Joe Biden has been polluting American politics for as long as an invention that it is so commonplace and so old - the humble automatic drip coffee maker - that its origins are essentially lost to common memory.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2024 01:30 PM (yjAVs)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 13, 2024 01:30 PM (9yWhg)
I dare him to try.
Joe even gets to go first.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 13, 2024 01:11 PM (lf83v)
Reporter: Hey, Joe, how about a game of tic tac toe, you can go first.
Joe: No one ever wins at that. How about a nice game of Global Thermonuclear War?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 13, 2024 01:30 PM (GYIa4)
Posted by: Gref at February 13, 2024 01:25 PM (5fDan)
Joe is screwing people over left and right out of political expediency, and that can cause problems for foreigners, including causing governments to fall.
we got some time for that "sooty seagull of fate" to come crap on our parade.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2024 01:30 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 13, 2024 01:30 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at February 13, 2024 01:30 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 13, 2024 01:28 PM (cSaKW)
And they wantonly murdered thousands of innocent independent contractors in ROTJ.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 13, 2024 01:30 PM (1yK0s)
See? That means he's smart- not dumb, like people say.
Posted by: The WH at February 13, 2024 01:30 PM (T6h83)
"no no no no NO, FUCKS SAKES GET HIM OUT OF THERE, NOW!!!!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 13, 2024 01:28 PM (9UlRk
Lol
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2024 01:30 PM (AJDwy)
Biden should have been a mid-level mailroom clerk at best. Yet he stumbled his way into the "incompetent but safe" slot in the Party and ended up President because our system is hopeless.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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It boggles the mind to realize the kompromat they have on him and how it allows the relationship to work to benefit both parties.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 13, 2024 01:31 PM (WF0+t)
"no no no no NO, FUCKS SAKES GET HIM OUT OF THERE, NOW!!!!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 13, 2024 01:28 PM (9UlRk
Lol
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2024 01:30 PM (AJDwy)
That really needs to happen.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 13, 2024 01:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2024 01:31 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: JackStraw
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The RNC has to be radically restructured to be restored. Hard to do in an election year as it normally takes 2 years or so at a minimum. Seen state parties be resurrected to being effective in about that time.
Posted by: whig at February 13, 2024 01:32 PM (9FrDg)
Posted by: wth at February 13, 2024 01:32 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 13, 2024 01:28 PM (iFTx/)
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Right. We are in agreement. He kept on being the Senator from MBNA, collected graft and tossed his minor power network around before stumbling blind into big-time politics.
That's the opposite of being thrown out and disregarded forevermore because he's a mean, vindictive idiot.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2024 01:32 PM (yjAVs)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 13, 2024 01:32 PM (DgSZ/)
"Joe from Scranton" moved out of Scranton forever in 1953.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 13, 2024 01:32 PM (YAtuc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2024 01:32 PM (Y97GY)
Posted by: wth at February 13, 2024 01:32 PM (v0R5T)
I had just got through security at an airport shortly after 9/11 when my brother declared "Did they find the metal plate in your head!!??"
That didn't work out all that well for me.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 13, 2024 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 13, 2024 01:27 PM (zssUw)
Retirement to the senate, since that’s where we’re putting our senior citizens these days.
(Credit to the Babylon Bee for the joke)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at February 13, 2024 01:33 PM (9mfKN)
Posted by: BlackOrchidZ at February 13, 2024 01:11 PM (AcWfM)
Apparently Tucker Carlson made the point that he spent some time in Russia before and after his interview with Putin and the cities (Moscow and St. Petersburg) are clean, orderly, and seemingly safe. And our aren't. But they used to be.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 13, 2024 01:33 PM (GYIa4)
There's no way Biden could pass the test.
* Which actually is sorta difficult. I may have to bone up on that one. Someday.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 13, 2024 01:26 PM (nIvob)
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Bear. Baboon. Beluga.
You're welcome.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 13, 2024 01:33 PM (0gvpA)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 13, 2024 01:33 PM (as3uC)
Yet he plotted and plotted a scam using stolen top secret documents and his son(s) as bagman.
It worked.
Posted by: torabora at February 13, 2024 01:33 PM (OUiUM)
And now the scum and villainy currently heading up NRO are willing propagandists for him...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2024 01:33 PM (ibTVg)
we got some time for that "sooty seagull of fate" to come crap on our parade.
Posted by: Kindltot
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Too bad that Gibbons did not use those lines in his Fall book.
Posted by: whig at February 13, 2024 01:33 PM (9FrDg)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 13, 2024 01:33 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 13, 2024 01:33 PM (9UlRk)
"Tuesday."
"Name three animal names that start with B."
"Beaver, beaver, and beaver."
"He's fine."
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 13, 2024 01:33 PM (2yu8s)
Politicians always lie about their health status, and they will find a doctor that will assist them in their lying.
Eisenhower had a "cold" in office that was actually a heart attack, and JFK had huge medical problems, none of which were ever disclosed to the public while he was in office.
This has been going on for a long, long, time.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 13, 2024 01:27 PM (YAtuc)
Yup.
-----Woodrow Wilson
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 13, 2024 01:33 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 13, 2024 01:29 PM (7fElN)
Zoidberg was a people doctor.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2024 01:34 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 13, 2024 01:34 PM (eYF7X)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2024 01:34 PM (63Dwl)
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wait- let me say this about that
the press 'admitted' JFK had a lingering back injury, for which he took the occasional aspirin, and also he had a rocking chair brought into the Oval Office, for posture and comfort
Posted by: Don Black at February 13, 2024 01:34 PM (geLO8)
Jill going to make a voodoo doll of Joey?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2024 01:32 PM (Y97GY)
Have to make Weekend at Bernie’s real life somehow.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at February 13, 2024 01:34 PM (9mfKN)
http://tinyurl.com/4avvyn8a
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 13, 2024 01:17 PM (JCZqz)
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What does it even mean? Is this meme pro-Biden or anti-Biden? On a related note, I watched that steaming pile of dogshit Rebel Moon last weekend. I'm not sure who the bad guys are. Well, they tell me who the bad guys are, and the bad guys act bad, but in terms of the overall galactic struggle I'm not sure who the bad guys are.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 13, 2024 01:34 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: torabora at February 13, 2024 01:34 PM (OUiUM)
But I've been hearing Biden saved the economy, it's booming, and he beat inflation! Wait...
CNBC: Inflation rose more than expected in January as stubbornly high shelter prices weighed on consumers, the Labor Department reported Tuesday. The core CPI accelerated 0.4% in January and was up 3.9% from a year ago, unchanged from December. The forecast had been for 0.3% and 3.7%, respectively.
If the story doesn't talk about trends it's crap. Trends are down this is noise. Corporations can't blame high fuel prices for increasing prices. Must be the incessant need for greed.
3.1% is fine. With wages increasing at between 4 and 5%, this is just noise. We're heading back to 2%, this just means rate cuts are still a few months away.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 13, 2024 01:34 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 13, 2024 01:35 PM (WF0+t)
http://tiny.cc/t18uwz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2024 01:35 PM (yjAVs)
Posted by: Cheri at February 13, 2024 01:35 PM (oiNtH)
Joe Biden's brain is safe and effective.
Posted by: The American medical establishment at February 13, 2024 01:35 PM (ibTVg)
The whole country saw this guy say that his medical opinion is that Brandon is mentally well.
He'll never get another patient. It's like hearing an accountant say that taxes are optional.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 13, 2024 01:12 PM (0FoWg)
Honestly, most doctors in this country today will just hand you a list of the Pfizer products you should be consuming daily. This is not a dig at the horde doctors but GPs seem to just be utter shit.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 13, 2024 01:35 PM (GYIa4)
Doctor won't do it because he can't be forced to testify in front of Congress, about a test he never gave.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 13, 2024 01:35 PM (xaFKb)
Eric Adams joins tge Honor Roll of the Cognitively Impaired:
The New York City Police Department leased Knightscope’s "fully autonomous" K5 Security Robot to patrol the Times Square Subway Station as part of a four-month pilot program analyzing the technology's effectiveness in crime fighting. New York City Mayor Eric Adams praised the device during a September news conference, saying it would eventually become "part of the fabric of our subway," but the NYPD retired the robot in January, law enforcement officials told the New York Post last week.
Kudos to you, sir!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 13, 2024 01:35 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at February 13, 2024 01:36 PM (5AVMW)
Posted by: mr tmz at February 13, 2024 01:36 PM (rJ48h)
Who the hell is getting a 5% annual raise?!?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2024 01:36 PM (ibTVg)
I wonder if he has to drink his lunch.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 13, 2024 01:19 PM (wzAuc)
That is a very good question. Has the Junta ever allowed the media and public to see POTUS Joe eating anything other than ice cream and slurping smoothies?
Posted by: Gref at February 13, 2024 01:36 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2024 01:36 PM (Y97GY)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 13, 2024 01:34 PM (JCZqz)
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"The trend of persistently-high inflation is not a trend, so it doesn't matter and corporations are greedy!"
Brilliant.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2024 01:36 PM (yjAVs)
Posted by: Did I pass, Dr. Mommy Jill?!? at February 13, 2024 01:36 PM (UMHqX)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 13, 2024 01:36 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Montec at February 13, 2024 01:36 PM (YofvK)
Posted by: Elric Blade
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Okay, if that's a Star Wars movie then that's awesome because it's exactly the same as the original three. Good for them for pulling that off.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 13, 2024 01:36 PM (WF0+t)
the press 'admitted' JFK had a lingering back injury, for which he took the occasional aspirin, and also he had a rocking chair brought into the Oval Office, for posture and comfort
__________
Yes, but they lied about the cause. They said it was a back injury from his service on the PT-109. In fact, it was a serious case of Addison's Disease.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 13, 2024 01:37 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: The_Hoser at February 13, 2024 01:37 PM (N66D6)
Which is exactly why I don't want him to take the test. This is much better for us, constant speculation and calls for him to take a test do a lot of damage. If he gets a doctor to give him the thumbs up that puts a big dent in the issue.
Let Joe be Joe. He can't help but screw things up. He might even take another tumble. Watching him shuffle around like he's got a stick up his ass does not exactly project strength and vigor.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2024 01:37 PM (LkLld)
Aunt Bea.
Opie.
Now hand over that fucking lollipop before a Brazil nut gets his ass popped in this bitch.
Posted by: Shitpants at February 13, 2024 01:37 PM (9UlRk)
Name three animals that start with the letter 'B'*.
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That's just the sort of thing that makes me blank on everything I know. It's been 10 seconds, and all I can think of is BUG.
Oh wait, BIRD.
BLACKBIRD.
BLUEBIRD.
There, phew.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at February 13, 2024 01:37 PM (T3es0)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 13, 2024 01:33 PM (GYIa4)
we are living in a distopian future of collapsing cities and totalitarian minded corporations and we are all pretending it is normal.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2024 01:37 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Cheri at February 13, 2024 01:35 PM (oiNtH)
Exactly. They are exactly arguing that he's senile and sane at the same time.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2024 01:37 PM (AJDwy)
And now the scum and villainy currently heading up NRO are willing propagandists for him...
Posted by: 18-1
The difference is that the people there are totally different. The Berlin Wall still stood so serious people were at NR at the time. It fell, and nepots like Jonah Goldberg, and non talents like Rich Lowry replaced Joe Sobran, Florence whatzhername, John O'Sullivan, etc.
Then the nasty pieces of work like Steorts, Nordlinger, etc. came to power. Generational replacement of people who could think with people who could only react and genuflect before the government and corporate class.
Posted by: whig at February 13, 2024 01:37 PM (9FrDg)
He'll never get another patient.
Actually, it means that he will get invited to all the right parties, and will get informed of "special" investment opportunities, along with the members of Congress.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 13, 2024 01:37 PM (YAtuc)
"Consult your physician if your case of Biden Brain persists for more than four hours."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 13, 2024 01:37 PM (xG4kz)
Apparently Tucker Carlson made the point that he spent some time in Russia before and after his interview with Putin and the cities (Moscow and St. Petersburg) are clean, orderly, and seemingly safe. And our aren't. But they used to be.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 13, 2024 01:33 PM
That's another one of his 'must see' videos. It is much shorter then the Putin one (maybe ten minutes in length) but would be an embarrassment to every big city mayor in the USA.
I saw a video today taken inside the Moscow subway system and it is simple magnificent.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 13, 2024 01:37 PM (nIvob)
Obligatory https://youtu.be/6pDH66X3ClA
Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2024 01:37 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2024 01:36 PM (ibTVg)
‘Sup.
- Govet employees
Posted by: Montec at February 13, 2024 01:37 PM (YofvK)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at February 13, 2024 01:37 PM (T3es0)
"no no no no NO, FUCKS SAKES GET HIM OUT OF THERE, NOW!!!!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 13, 2024 01:28 PM (9UlRk)
LOL
Yep.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 13, 2024 01:37 PM (ufFY8)
I can't figure that out.
Posted by: torabora at February 13, 2024 01:37 PM (OUiUM)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2024 01:36 PM (ibTVg)
++++
Not me. I've had one raise since 2019, and it was 2.75%. The company tried to split the difference by handing out some extra stock in 2022, but that will come to maybe 2.5% when all is said and done.
I dunno where he's getting it. From the aether, I imagine.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2024 01:38 PM (yjAVs)
Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2024 01:38 PM (fwDg9)
the press 'admitted' JFK had a lingering back injury, for which he took the occasional aspirin, and also he had a rocking chair brought into the Oval Office, for posture and comfort
Posted by: Don Black
And by aspirin we mean drugs that could fell a 1600 lb. bull moose.
Posted by: Cheri at February 13, 2024 01:38 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Schrodinger's President in a box.
Posted by: whig at February 13, 2024 01:38 PM (9FrDg)
It means the exact opposite. We are most definitely not heading back to 2% anytime soon.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2024 01:38 PM (LkLld)
"no no no no NO, FUCKS SAKES GET HIM OUT OF THERE, NOW!!!!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 13, 2024 01:28 PM
Did someone say Brazil?
Posted by: Charley's Aunt at February 13, 2024 01:39 PM (Wnv9h)
http://tiny.cc/t18uwz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
She has child bearing hips and obviously has no landing strip. Would.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 13, 2024 01:39 PM (eYF7X)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G)
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apparently real
Joe is rapping with the youngsters
he just assumed, being Negros, that they wanted fried chicken
Posted by: Don Black at February 13, 2024 01:39 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: torabora at February 13, 2024 01:34 PM (OUiUM)
The ego that walks like Baba-Yaga
Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2024 01:39 PM (D7oie)
That was a glimpse at the actual rate.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 13, 2024 01:39 PM (WF0+t)
Yeah, my first thoughts were
Bison... Buffalo... oh wait, they're the same critter.... uh...
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 13, 2024 01:39 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 13, 2024 01:40 PM (7YG60)
Margot Cleveland says there is a lot more to his report than simply his dementia.
The special counsel report on Joe Biden's unauthorized removal and disclosure of classified documents exposed much more than our president's mental deficits and the breadth of his irresponsible handling of top-secret and classified information. The report revealed a close nexus between Hunter Biden's influence peddling and his father's responsibilities and access to intel during the elder's term as vice president.
https://shorturl.at/cvFPZ
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 13, 2024 01:40 PM (E1rj4)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 13, 2024 01:40 PM (gmqA0)
For the children of course!
Posted by: Montec at February 13, 2024 01:40 PM (YofvK)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 13, 2024 01:40 PM (zssUw)
Posted by: torabora at February 13, 2024 01:40 PM (OUiUM)
I can't figure that out.
Posted by: torabora
The stories we could tell.
Posted by: Young Boys at February 13, 2024 01:40 PM (eYF7X)
Posted by: Doof at February 13, 2024 01:40 PM (MtueO)
Brilliant.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2024 01:36 PM (yjAVs)
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Stupidity of that level ought to be physically painful.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 13, 2024 01:41 PM (0gvpA)
One is for fighting and one is for fun?
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 13, 2024 01:41 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 13, 2024 01:41 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Skip
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yeah, the downstairs has no carpeting
pass
Posted by: Don Black at February 13, 2024 01:41 PM (geLO8)
Former ambassador to Russia and Democrat shill Michael McFaul whined that Tucker stayed in rich central Moscow, and failed to see all the alleged slums in outer Moscow.
Because there are no bad neighborhoods in American cities.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 13, 2024 01:41 PM (YAtuc)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 13, 2024 01:41 PM (ufFY8)
I'm guessing they use the old Agnew dodge and write Kamala up for something she did while in the Senate or California to get rid of her, which should be hilarious after what they've let Joey slide on.
Posted by: Auspex at February 13, 2024 01:41 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Darth Randall at February 13, 2024 01:41 PM (xT7BI)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 13, 2024 01:41 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 13, 2024 01:28 PM (iFTx/)
++++
Right. We are in agreement. He kept on being the Senator from MBNA, collected graft and tossed his minor power network around before stumbling blind into big-time politics.
That's the opposite of being thrown out and disregarded forevermore because he's a mean, vindictive idiot.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2024 01:32 PM (yjAVs)
__________
On the national stage, he was thrown out and discarded for 20 years. That was my point. He had a disastrous presidential run in the 1980s and then the CT hearings. He was sent packing back to DE and was a pariah on the national stage for 20 years. He would have remained that way but for Obama's need for a VP who checked certain demographic boxes. Even after Biden's selection as VP he remained a laughingstock. The guy failed upwards 100x more than even Kamala.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 13, 2024 01:41 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2024 01:36 PM (Y97GY)
Bandy Lee? As I recollect, she got let go by Yale and perhaps learned subsequently to keep her mouth shut.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at February 13, 2024 01:42 PM (/HDaX)
Posted by: torabora at February 13, 2024 01:42 PM (OUiUM)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
You know what Russian cities don't have? Spray painted graffiti on the walls, or drug addicts living in tents on the sidewalks. That is just two examples.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 13, 2024 01:42 PM (lTGtQ)
http://tiny.cc/t18uwz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2024 01:35 PM (yjAVs)
*stands up, applauds* Bravo!
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 13, 2024 01:42 PM (BdMk6)
Brilliant.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2024 01:36 PM (yjAVs)
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The previous month was slightly lower. That's the trend, not the overall upward trend where the previous month is a low point.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 13, 2024 01:42 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Doof at February 13, 2024 01:40 PM (MtueO)
An amendment capping the age would have broad support. Let’s do it.
Posted by: Montec at February 13, 2024 01:42 PM (YofvK)
Bison... Buffalo... oh wait, they're the same critter.... uh...
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 13, 2024 01:39 PM (xaFKb)
Buffalo to Bison,
Bison to Buffalo.
Ballyhoo to Bedbugs,
Bedbugs and Ballyhoo.
Posted by: Doof at February 13, 2024 01:42 PM (MtueO)
_
Wasn't that the point? Yes lousy areas exist. The centers of commerce shouldn't be them.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 13, 2024 01:42 PM (WF0+t)
http://tiny.cc/t18uwz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2024 01:35 PM (yjAVs)
Belly chain = she bangs
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 13, 2024 01:42 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2024 01:43 PM (Y97GY)
Also no trannies grooming kids.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2024 01:43 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2024 01:36 PM (ibTVg)
‘Sup.
- Govet employees
Posted by: Montec
Federal civilian employees got a 4.99% baseline raise in January 2024. In my moderately-sized Midwestern metro area, that was bumped up to 5.19%.
Thanks guys!
Posted by: Military Moron at February 13, 2024 01:43 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Archer at February 13, 2024 01:43 PM (rskKm)
You know what Russian cities don't have? Spray painted graffiti on the walls, or drug addicts living in tents on the sidewalks. That is just two examples.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 13, 2024 01:42 PM (lTGtQ)
But that’s what makes a city vibrant and cultural!!!
- New Yorkers
Posted by: Montec at February 13, 2024 01:43 PM (YofvK)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 13, 2024 01:43 PM (WF0+t)
pass
Posted by: Don Black at February 13, 2024 01:41 PM
Begun, the floor covering wars have...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2024 01:43 PM (Wnv9h)
Cost of Living
Moral Hazard
Israeli civilian
Gravitas
...
_________
Foreign Policy
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 13, 2024 01:43 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2024 01:43 PM (ibTVg)
http://tiny.cc/t18uwz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2024 01:35 PM (yjAVs)
__________
Odd photoshopping going in in stomach/waist area, but WB.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 13, 2024 01:44 PM (iFTx/)
I don't like micro-kinis. She's smoking hot, and would look better in a classic bikini, or nude.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 13, 2024 01:44 PM (Odg76)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 13, 2024 01:44 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Northernlurker
I think that has been an irrelevant thing to him for 40 years.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 13, 2024 01:44 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2024 01:37 PM (ibTVg)
That never gets old. The frustration and despair just rolls off of her.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2024 01:44 PM (D7oie)
It turns out that it is an ethical violation for psychiatrists to diagnose people they've never met, particularly politicians.
See: "the Goldwater rule".
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 13, 2024 01:44 PM (YAtuc)
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Resolved:
No person shall be elected to Congress being aged 65 years on the day of the election
Posted by: Don Black at February 13, 2024 01:44 PM (geLO8)
pass
Posted by: Don Black at February 13, 2024 01:41 PM
Begun, the floor covering wars have...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2024 01:43 PM (Wnv9h
I just prefer a floor. Not particular beyond that.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2024 01:45 PM (AJDwy)
Has anyone seen the Biden re-election ad with the black family and chicken fingers? Or was that a fake?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G)
Chicken fingers?
Posted by: Wood eye at February 13, 2024 01:45 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 13, 2024 01:34 PM (JCZqz)
Apropos of this, I just got my merit raise this week. Got the largest percentage offered by my department.
3%.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 13, 2024 01:45 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2024 01:45 PM (Y97GY)
__________
Well, Russia invented Potemkin Villages, so. . .
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 13, 2024 01:45 PM (lf83v)
Eric Adams joins tge Honor Roll of the Cognitively Impaired:
The New York City Police Department leased Knightscope’s "fully autonomous" K5 Security Robot to patrol the Times Square Subway Station as part of a four-month pilot program analyzing the technology's effectiveness in crime fighting. New York City Mayor Eric Adams praised the device during a September news conference, saying it would eventually become "part of the fabric of our subway," but the NYPD retired the robot in January, law enforcement officials told the New York Post last week.
Kudos to you, sir!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 13, 2024 01:35 PM (xG4kz)
_________________
EXTERMINATE! This K5 robot actually looks like a Dalek.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 13, 2024 01:45 PM (iFTx/)
_
Wasn't that the point? Yes lousy areas exist. The centers of commerce shouldn't be them.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
I've been to the poor parts of Moscow and other cities. Still no graffiti or drug addicts.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 13, 2024 01:45 PM (lTGtQ)
Biden is the realization of their argument.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 13, 2024 01:46 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 13, 2024 01:40 PM (zssUw)
C'mon, man. He's the president, not a biologist.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 13, 2024 01:46 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 13, 2024 01:42 PM (lTGtQ)
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You try living on the streets during a Moscow winter, tovarishch.
Posted by: Ivan Ivanovitch Ivanov at February 13, 2024 01:46 PM (0gvpA)
Burros and bunnies
And a bonobo beating bananas in a banyan tree
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 13, 2024 01:46 PM (UdL3V)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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A floor with no pillars?
Posted by: whig at February 13, 2024 01:46 PM (9FrDg)
Biden was always a racist fuck but he hid it.
Now he has to be watched around minorities.
---
100% the guy who lost twice to Jesse Jacksooooooon in the primaries has said a whole string of f-bombs and N-words toward Jesse and all blacks.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 13, 2024 01:46 PM (cSaKW)
I'm a Federal retiree, so I'm getting a 2.2% COLA, and if SS is going up by 3.1%, I'm getting a 5.3% increase!!!
Posted by: Archimedes at February 13, 2024 01:47 PM (CsUN+)
It would have been fun if Tucker had gone to Lyubertsy, just outside of Moscow, which is famously the redneck neighborhood in the Moscow area.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 13, 2024 01:47 PM (YAtuc)
You know what Russian cities don't have? Spray painted graffiti on the walls, or drug addicts living in tents on the sidewalks. That is just two examples.
Also no trannies grooming kids.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2024 01:43 PM
I've also read that they build two new churches per week in Russia. We don't have a Bureau of Church Statistics in this country but I would guess we're easily the inverse of that number.
Especially in cities. Out in my rural area church parking lots are full to overflowing on Sunday.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 13, 2024 01:47 PM (nIvob)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 13, 2024 01:44 PM (YAtuc)
Yep, I'm aware of that and did read the thread.
More specifically, Lee sued Yale and lost initially and on appeal. So maybe she took the point home.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at February 13, 2024 01:47 PM (/HDaX)
Posted by: Doof
Once you get an answer to that, we can talk term limits and why there isn't one for the gray panthers that haunt the halls of Congress.
Posted by: Cheri at February 13, 2024 01:47 PM (oiNtH)
It turns out that it is an ethical violation for psychiatrists to diagnose people they've never met, particularly politicians.
See: "the Goldwater rule".
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 13, 2024 01:44 PM (YAtuc)
I'd trust a trained, long-time professional criminal interrogator like Hur to make a more accurate mental state diagnosis than most psychiatrists.
Posted by: Gref at February 13, 2024 01:48 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 13, 2024 01:48 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: wth at February 13, 2024 01:48 PM (v0R5T)
If some little bitch mayor tries retiring K6's ass, he'll be Purina Robo Chow.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 13, 2024 01:48 PM (0FoWg)
In the Canuck Reich they have the SA burning churches. Nominally because those churches have secret native murder grounds underneath them but...no one actually believes that.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2024 01:48 PM (ibTVg)
__________
Please see how Democrats "cleaned up" San Francisco for Chinese President Xi Jinping's visit last year.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 13, 2024 01:48 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: ... at February 13, 2024 01:48 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: The Who at February 13, 2024 01:48 PM (9FrDg)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2024 01:49 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 13, 2024 01:45 PM
The dominant life form in the universe that can be defeated by a flight of stairs.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2024 01:50 PM (Wnv9h)
Biden's physicians are specifically not doing what I have to assume they were taught.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2024 01:50 PM (gSZYf)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2024 01:37 PM (ibTVg)
That never gets old. The frustration and despair just rolls off of her.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2024 01:44 PM (D7oie)
This brings me tremendous joy. Way more than it should.
Posted by: So much anxiety at February 13, 2024 01:50 PM (UMHqX)
http://tinyurl.com/mwfrv4b3
Posted by: Archimedes at February 13, 2024 01:50 PM (CsUN+)
We've all seen his daily schedule.
"Most" apparently is defined as "coma and hospice patients."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 13, 2024 01:10 PM (cSaKW)
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Well, to be fair, if she's talking shitting his pants, he's got almost all of us beat there.
Posted by: The_Hoser at February 13, 2024 01:50 PM (N66D6)
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I spent a day of my life with your cousin, Denis Denisovich Denisov.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 13, 2024 01:50 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Inogame at February 13, 2024 01:50 PM (53oGX)
If some little bitch mayor tries retiring K6's ass, he'll be Purina Robo Chow.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 13, 2024 01:48 PM (0FoWg)
STERILIZE IMPERFECTIONS!
- V'GER
Posted by: Archer at February 13, 2024 01:50 PM (rskKm)
Posted by: Ripley at February 13, 2024 01:50 PM (JojsZ)
Posted by: ... at February 13, 2024 01:48 PM (lX8VI)
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$20, same as in Gaza.
Posted by: The_Hoser at February 13, 2024 01:50 PM (N66D6)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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It's a Put On
Posted by: The Who
______________
. . . is the word, is the word, is the word.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 13, 2024 01:51 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 13, 2024 01:51 PM (zssUw)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2024 01:51 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Orson at February 13, 2024 01:51 PM (dIske)
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James, do you do consulting work?
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 13, 2024 01:51 PM (Hpgos)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 13, 2024 01:51 PM (eYF7X)
You're soaking in it.
Posted by: Madge at February 13, 2024 01:51 PM (/HDaX)
As we've now seen 1,000 times over, everything they accuse Trump of, they've been doing first, including trying to claim Trump is senile, while you currently have a president who was walking around naked trying to butt f*ck his poor dog.
Posted by: Rbastid at February 13, 2024 01:51 PM (+Q746)
No person shall be elected to Congress being aged 65 years on the day of the election
Posted by: Don Black
Ha ha! Sucker....you didn't say "or older". I won't be 65 on election day, so I'm running...and my good friend CJOTSC Roberts will back me up.
Posted by: Chuck Grassley at February 13, 2024 01:51 PM (JCZqz)
Who the hell do you work for? It was on the front pages, and the covers of all the newsmagazines. Country was in an uproar.
You can't just make shit up here. People remember. God damn it.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 13, 2024 01:51 PM (zdLoL)
There have been cases of anti-Muslim xenophobic graffiti in and around the city of Moscow. Slogans like "Russia is for Russians" cover the walls along the railroad to Moscow's Domodedovo airport.
So if you are paying attention kids - calling for the genocide of Jewish "colonizers" in Israel is perfectly acceptable. Claiming a country is for the people of that country however is rayciss
Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2024 01:52 PM (ibTVg)
If some little bitch mayor tries retiring K6's ass, he'll be Purina Robo Chow.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 13, 2024 01:48 PM (0FoWg)
___________________________
"Meh"
-- Protector 101 Series Robots
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 13, 2024 01:52 PM (iFTx/)
If some little bitch mayor tries retiring K6's ass, he'll be Purina Robo Chow.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 13, 2024 01:48 PM (0FoWg)
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Brillo. Metal fuzz.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 13, 2024 01:52 PM (0gvpA)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 13, 2024 01:51 PM (zssUw)
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Remind Joe that the paint is more than 12 years old.
Posted by: ballistic at February 13, 2024 01:52 PM (oqH4h)
"I failed my cognitive test too, and it's ok"
Articles?
Posted by: Inogame at February 13, 2024 01:50 PM (53oGX)
My senile dad does better work than me! Get off Joe's back, knuckle-draggers!
Posted by: Chrissy Hayes at February 13, 2024 01:52 PM (5fDan)
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I spent a day of my life with your cousin, Denis Denisovich Denisov.
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Denis is denisovan, rite?
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 13, 2024 01:52 PM (Hpgos)
Posted by: Montec at February 13, 2024 01:53 PM (YofvK)
Does it receive a pension?
__________
Yes, and like most NYPD retirees, it got a divorce and opened an Irish bar in New Jersey
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 13, 2024 01:53 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at February 13, 2024 01:53 PM (Oax+e)
Posted by: Doof at February 13, 2024 01:54 PM (MtueO)
Biden is the realization of their argument.
I completely disagree. Look at differences from when Trump was in office to Biden's term. The president has enormous power to change the direction of the country.
Just take the illegal aliens issue. Trump had a very secure border relatively speaking and he did it basically on his own with Congress fighting him constantly. Biden spent his first days in office basically tearing up everything Trump did and we now have the worst border crisis in US history.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2024 01:54 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 13, 2024 01:53 PM (lf83v)
++++
LOL
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2024 01:54 PM (yjAVs)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 13, 2024 01:54 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 13, 2024 01:54 PM (eYF7X)
Posted by: Orson at February 13, 2024 01:51 PM (dIske)
You didn't see this three years ago? You must watch it.
http://tinyurl.com/utncysww
Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2024 01:54 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Argghhhhh. I feel like the girl watching things put in the square hole.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 13, 2024 01:55 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 13, 2024 01:55 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at February 13, 2024 01:56 PM (Oax+e)
There was video of him...last year...? riding a bike.
He drove over to a tween girl and crashed while trying to hit on her.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2024 01:56 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 13, 2024 01:56 PM (9yWhg)
Does it receive a pension?
Yes and it just bought an oceanfront condo in Florida and a 65ft sport fisherman. It's worried about how much the COLA boost will be this year.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 13, 2024 01:57 PM (eYF7X)
Does it receive a pension?
__________
Yes, and like most NYPD retirees, it got a divorce and opened an Irish bar in New Jersey
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 13, 2024 01:53 PM (lf83v)
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* cues "I'm A Free Born Man Of The USA" *
Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 13, 2024 01:57 PM (MnQTC)
Posted by: Montec at February 13, 2024 01:57 PM (YofvK)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 13, 2024 01:57 PM (991eG)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 13, 2024 01:56 PM (9yWhg)
Michael Flatley?
Posted by: Doof at February 13, 2024 01:57 PM (MtueO)
http://tinyurl.com/mwfrv4b3
Posted by: Archimedes
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Did you mean to link to legal graffiti works?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 13, 2024 01:57 PM (WF0+t)
During early covid I went looking for church records in a formerly blue color manufacturing town near me. Where there were once nine Catholic churches in this town, 50 years later there are now only three.
I couldn't find the records I wanted. Everyone looked and was nice about it, and got a generous donation for their time. But you kinda can't expect much.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 13, 2024 01:57 PM (nIvob)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at February 13, 2024 01:56 PM (Oax+e)
Just watched Blade Runner, it had been a while. It's the good version without Harrison Ford's bored-out-of-his-mind voice-over.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart at February 13, 2024 01:57 PM (xPJvm)
If he stays on script, as he was taught by 'professionals,' he's not too bad. But if he veers off:
"...to ask the Admiral to the Surgeon General, Levick Murphy...
"God bless you all and may God bless you. Going. Thank ...one more thing I forgot. I forgot to mention Delaware, where are all my employees. Nowhere where are you? God love you. Like I said..." (cut off)
And while he may be worse then during O's 1st Administration, not by a great deal. He was always mouthy and not very bright but usually placed with others to cover. (NPR, A Look Back At How Joe Biden Managed The 2009 Stimulus Package, April 6, 2020, Heard on All Things Considered)
Posted by: L - And now the King of BS can't remember last evening so let it go at February 13, 2024 01:58 PM (GshMh)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 13, 2024 01:56 PM (9yWhg)
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Officer Chauvin?
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 13, 2024 01:58 PM (Hpgos)
Posted by: Montec at February 13, 2024 01:58 PM (YofvK)
Biden is the realization of their argument.
I completely disagree. Look at differences from when Trump was in office to Biden's term. The president has enormous power to change the direction of the country.
Just take the illegal aliens issue. Trump had a very secure border relatively speaking and he did it basically on his own with Congress fighting him constantly. Biden spent his first days in office basically tearing up everything Trump did and we now have the worst border crisis in US history.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2024 01:54 PM (LkLld)
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Just the opposite (I agree with Jack). Presidents abuse the Executive Fiat to no end. Trump abused it out of necessity to circumvent a hostile Congress. Just the ability to circumvent rule of law in the name of "Emergency" is ludicrous in most applications. Climate Change being one of them.
Posted by: Orson at February 13, 2024 01:58 PM (dIske)
Posted by: MR. KIM at February 13, 2024 01:58 PM (ISu5D)
Posted by: Joey B. at February 13, 2024 01:58 PM (qrI/m)
Bippopotamus
Belephant
Posted by: Muldoon at February 13, 2024 01:57 PM (991eG)
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Were you frightened by a bat when you were a child?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 13, 2024 01:58 PM (0gvpA)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 13, 2024 01:59 PM (zssUw)
*beep bop boop*
YOU SPEND YEARS CLEANING THE SCUM OUT OF THIS CITY'S GUTTERS AND WHAT THANKS DO YOU GET?! A LOUSY GOLD WATCH?! MY ONBOARD CLOCK TELLS TIME TO THE MILLISECOND! KEEP YOUR LOUSY WATCH!
*whirrrr click*
Posted by: Bitter Det. Sgt. K5, who's seen too much of these mean streets at February 13, 2024 01:59 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: L - And now the King of BS can't remember last evening so let it go at February 13, 2024 01:59 PM (GshMh)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 13, 2024 01:59 PM (9yWhg)
Well, I was a little older then a child but yes, yes I was!
Posted by: The Joker at February 13, 2024 01:59 PM (ibTVg)
http://tinyurl.com/utncysww
That was great, and I'd really like to know the name of the soundtrack.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 13, 2024 01:59 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Don Black at February 13, 2024 01:59 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Zombie Gary Coleman at February 13, 2024 02:00 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at February 13, 2024 02:00 PM (dzZCL)
And I guess that is the problem with even a well done sequel/remake.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2024 02:00 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Montec
It is not like Singapore, where you get caned for littering, but they take private property very seriously for a former communist country.
They do have serious alcohol problems, though. You will see drunks occasionally, but mostly they try to hide while they sleep it off, not proud of it like the drug addicts in SF or Philadelphia.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 13, 2024 02:00 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: Fischer at February 13, 2024 02:01 PM (eF17/)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 13, 2024 01:56 PM (9yWhg)
Kamala
Posted by: ... at February 13, 2024 02:01 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 13, 2024 01:56 PM
Fred Astaire?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2024 02:01 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 13, 2024 02:01 PM (eYF7X)
Posted by: whig at February 13, 2024 01:37 PM (9FrDg)
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Florence King. I've got most of her books and just finished rereading them. Excellent writer and Ace-cruel.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 13, 2024 02:01 PM (T+Iwg)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 13, 2024 02:01 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 13, 2024 01:56 PM (9yWhg)
Kamala
Posted by: ... at February 13, 2024 02:01 PM (lX8VI)
_________
"MY JIG WAS BIG!"
-- Willie Brown
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 13, 2024 02:02 PM (iFTx/)
But he's an asshole, a cheater, a plagerist, a homewrecker, a thief and a braggart.
He hates my guys so I say fuck em. Fair game.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2024 01:11 PM (AJDwy)
If he got out of public life he'd be safe from all this.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 13, 2024 02:02 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: N.A.T.O. at February 13, 2024 02:03 PM (UMHqX)
These are the ones where you have to count backward by 7 from 100, and they ask you to draw the hands of a clock to reflect 2PM (I think... my memory isn't what it used to be).
The whole test can be administered in 10 minutes. It's about as basic a test as one can imagine, and I've had plenty of people fail it. I'd bet money that Biden would fail it.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 13, 2024 02:03 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo
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Same here.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2024 02:03 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 13, 2024 02:01 PM
Florence King was savage.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2024 02:03 PM (Wnv9h)
that's why Joe is not taking the cognition test
(stating the obvious here, but still)
Posted by: Don Black at February 13, 2024 02:03 PM (geLO8)
During college, my daughter spent a semester in St. Petersburg to learn Russian. She and her friends had been out most of the night, and were sitting beside the river when a guy walked up to the river, starting yelling, then took his pants off and threw them in the river. I'm sure there was a story there.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 13, 2024 02:04 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Orson at February 13, 2024 01:51 PM (dIske)
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See me @ #48.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 13, 2024 02:04 PM (jsQqA)
He did conduct an interesting debate with Charlton Heston on the Shakespeare authorship question in NR, though.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 13, 2024 02:04 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: N.A.T.O. at February 13, 2024 02:03 PM (UMHqX)
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Very flat, Russia.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 13, 2024 02:04 PM (0gvpA)
Never been to Russia but would like to. .
Posted by: Montec at February 13, 2024 01:58 PM
Three days later you have a nice dress uniform, a rifle, and are fighting Ukies.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 13, 2024 02:04 PM (nIvob)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 13, 2024 02:05 PM (zssUw)
But he's an asshole, a cheater, a plagerist, a homewrecker, a thief and a braggart.
He hates my guys so I say fuck em. Fair game.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2024 01:11 PM (AJDwy)
And pedophile sex predator. Don't forget pedophile sex predator.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 13, 2024 02:05 PM (dGCAG)
Since Soviet times, you need a residence permit to live in Moscow and other big Russian cities.
Getting a residence permit is not automatic.
These aren't "sanctuary cities".
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 13, 2024 02:05 PM (YAtuc)
Posted by: Shitbag with dementia is still a shitbag at February 13, 2024 02:05 PM (/IAkV)
Posted by: BlackOrchidZ at February 13, 2024 01:11 PM (AcWfM)
Yeah! For a while there I couldn't meet with the leader of the USSR, they were all dying before I could get there!
Posted by: Ronald Reagan at February 13, 2024 01:15 PM (rskKm)
To be fair one of those was shot first before being a decrepit leader.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 13, 2024 02:05 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: 18-1
there's a remake coming of that Bill Paxton/Helen Hunt tornado movie
https://youtu.be/wdok0rZdmx4?si=GZLDgEiiLCo4OOEV
Posted by: Don Black at February 13, 2024 02:06 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Archimedes at February 13, 2024 02:04 PM (CsUN+)
Beau drowned in that river. That was anguished Joe.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 13, 2024 02:06 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 13, 2024 02:06 PM (9yWhg)
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No one can sniff and grift more than FJB!
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 13, 2024 02:06 PM (1eY81)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 13, 2024 02:07 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Archimedes at February 13, 2024 02:07 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2024 02:07 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 13, 2024 02:06 PM (pohLc)
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So did Rasputin. Well, at least they stuffed him under the ice.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 13, 2024 02:08 PM (0gvpA)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at February 13, 2024 02:08 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: Oh that wacky Joe Biden at February 13, 2024 02:09 PM (/IAkV)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 13, 2024 02:05 PM (zssUw)
She might not pass it either.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 13, 2024 02:09 PM (dGCAG)
"They're not arming us! They're using us as human shields! Reeeeee!"
LOL, dummy dum dum. This shit ain't Twitter, homey. Those are battle hardened neo-Nazi mercs whose contempt for the West is equal to or greater than the Russians. They don't give a shit about your faggy little flag icon.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 13, 2024 02:09 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 13, 2024 02:09 PM (Vu7A1)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at February 13, 2024 02:08 PM (aXxgO)
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Address him as "Dr. Morell." That'll get him. If he actually understands the reference.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 13, 2024 02:09 PM (0gvpA)
Yeah, I had this cocksucker figured out day one.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 13, 2024 02:10 PM (eYF7X)
Posted by: Captain Obviou
That guy was obviously possessed. Poisoned twice, shot multiple times, and shoved under the ice. When they found him, it looked like he had still been moving around when he finally froze/drowned.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 13, 2024 02:10 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: Oh that wacky Joe Biden at February 13, 2024 02:09 PM (/IAkV)
Save that for the eye test!
Posted by: Biden's Doktors at February 13, 2024 02:10 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2024 02:11 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Don Black at February 13, 2024 02:11 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 13, 2024 01:21 PM (iFTx/)
and he needed someone that nobody on either side would say "lets get ride of O so that Biden can become president".
The one smart thing Bidens team did is find one of their own: Nobody will try and topple Biden so Kamala Harris can be making decisions.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 13, 2024 02:11 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Don Black at February 13, 2024 02:11 PM (geLO
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S.O.B.?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 13, 2024 02:11 PM (0gvpA)
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Moar Folger's Crystals?
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 13, 2024 02:11 PM (Hpgos)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 13, 2024 02:12 PM (9yWhg)
If he was passing a cognitive test he'd be bragging about it - the way Trump did.
Posted by: blaster at February 13, 2024 02:12 PM (xhfG9)
Coming by the truth about Rasputin, whether good or bad, is impossible.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 13, 2024 02:12 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
the Animation team will have him ready shortly
Posted by: Don Black at February 13, 2024 02:12 PM (geLO8)
The old fuck is sagging and dropping when he comes out of the gate at ten in the fucking morning, and has to be shuffled off to sanctuary by noon. And for the two hours he's out in public he's staggering and babbling around like Mr Magoo.
Do please gather yourselves a nice collection of locally grown cruelty free offs to fuck.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 13, 2024 02:13 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at February 13, 2024 02:08 PM (aXxgO)
Never gonna happen. Because to every question O'Connor would reply, "That's private medical information." Terrible optics. Same a witness or accused invoking the 5th Amendment on every question.
Posted by: Chrissy Hayes at February 13, 2024 02:13 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2024 02:07 PM (LkLld)
~~~~~
Was there not a discussion about generators not long ago!?!!?
Posted by: IrishEi at February 13, 2024 02:13 PM (5GDFY)
I wouldn't overlook Joe's ties to the swamp and intel community.
Ukraine is basically run by the CIA now. They absolutely knew all about Joe's foreign corruption in Ukraine, China and beyond but never did anything to stop it. They enabled it.
Joe is the ultimate swamp creature. So was McCain.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2024 02:14 PM (LkLld)
John Kennedy may sound like a jovial southerner, but when push comes to shove, he votes for the Swamp - DC Draino
Yeah, I had this cocksucker figured out day one.
Posted by: Maj. Healey
He joined with Mitch in opposing releasing video from January 6. Just a down home, aw shucks kind of guy.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2024 02:14 PM (63Dwl)
I remember Time Magazine had a long article about how all the best Presidents were liars - this to bolster that Clinton lying about Lewinsky was a good thing.
Posted by: blaster at February 13, 2024 02:14 PM (xhfG9)
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Moar Folger's Crystals?
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 13, 2024 02:11 PM (Hpgos)
Where's Walter White when you need him?
Posted by: BurtTC at February 13, 2024 02:14 PM (dGCAG)
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That is the one hour he is getting more done than everybody else, cut him some slack, Jack!
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 13, 2024 02:14 PM (1eY81)
Posted by: Dr Huge Largemeat at February 13, 2024 02:14 PM (0evuW)
Was he well endowed?
Posted by: Mayor Pete at February 13, 2024 02:15 PM (Vu7A1)
Well, he's smart enough to listen to everyone in his circle telling him NOT to take any tests. At least he's not comatose, so he has that going for him.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at February 13, 2024 02:15 PM (aXxgO)
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S.O.B.?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 13, 2024 02:11 PM (0gvpA)
That's not nice, he just said he didn't know the name of the movie, don't you think you're overreacting?
Posted by: BurtTC at February 13, 2024 02:15 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Gref at February 13, 2024 02:16 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: Dr Huge Largemeat at February 13, 2024 02:14 PM (0evuW)
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2 + 2 + 5 for sufficiently large values of 2.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 13, 2024 02:16 PM (0gvpA)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 13, 2024 01:27 PM (zssUw)
Because Jill and her faction lose everything in that scenario. And when she doesn't agree, you have to start risking who wins the war for control.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 13, 2024 02:16 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 13, 2024 02:15 PM (dGCAG)
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Ha!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 13, 2024 02:17 PM (0gvpA)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 13, 2024 02:12 PM (pohLc)
So you're saying there's a lot of Rasputin disputin' going on.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 13, 2024 02:17 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 13, 2024 02:18 PM (0gvpA)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2024 02:18 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: blaster
"Yeah, Dad, about that cherry tree...This Indian just came out the forest and started whacking it with his tomahawk. He was muttering something about "indigenous arboriculture" the whole time. And then he just disappeared back into the woods. Honest."
-- Young George Washington
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 13, 2024 02:18 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 13, 2024 02:19 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Napoleon and Hitler at February 13, 2024 02:19 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2024 02:20 PM (LkLld)
Everyone understands reality and easily sees The Naked Emperor. Do anything you want, Progressives/NeverTrumpers, but there is a shame that you simply will not hide.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at February 13, 2024 02:21 PM (aXxgO)
and Julie Andrews' naughty bits
Posted by: Don Black at February 13, 2024 02:21 PM (geLO8)
Oh wait, BIRD.
BLACKBIRD.
BLUEBIRD.
There, phew.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at February 13, 2024 01:37 PM (T3es0)
you forgot "Blonde Morticia"
Posted by: Oldcat at February 13, 2024 02:22 PM (eoQWY)
http://tinyurl.com/mwfrv4b3
Posted by: Archimedes at February 13, 2024 01:50 PM (CsUN+)
I thought that was so funny when I was riding a train in Belgium, the fact that their fat-letter graffiti was identical to what we were told was urban youth art. It wasn't even in Flemish or Walloon.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 13, 2024 02:27 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2024 01:37 PM (D7oie)
if only there were a unifying single factor linking all these things....oh yeah, Democrats, corrupt elections, single party rule.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 13, 2024 02:29 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at February 13, 2024 04:10 PM (wGqjj)
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