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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Pythagoreans Celebrate Sunrise
Fyodor Bronnikov
From Ace: The Sweetdick disqualification hearing is underway, live.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 09:31 AM (vf0Uk)
Posted by: Robert at February 15, 2024 09:31 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 09:31 AM (KpWJP)
I mean, global warmening......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 09:31 AM (vf0Uk)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRhmNiecHQQ
Posted by: ace at February 15, 2024 09:32 AM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 09:32 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: huerfano at February 15, 2024 09:32 AM (Q4KYm)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 09:32 AM (vf0Uk)
I have this image of the ancient world of people either wearing only white robes or being bare assed.
Posted by: Robert at February 15, 2024 09:32 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Art Schmart at February 15, 2024 09:33 AM (pjs7m)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 09:33 AM (vf0Uk)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 09:33 AM (HnUIn)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRhmNiecHQQ
Posted by: ace at February 15, 2024 09:32 AM (KRtlO)
'morning ace ! I look forward to this circus.
Posted by: runner at February 15, 2024 09:33 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 15, 2024 09:33 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: BignJames at February 15, 2024 09:34 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Robert at February 15, 2024 09:34 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: runner at February 15, 2024 09:34 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 15, 2024 09:34 AM (R4t5M)
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at February 15, 2024 09:34 AM (SfhV1)
Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2024 09:34 AM (XjL1t)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRhmNiecHQQ
Posted by: ace at February 15, 2024 09:32 AM (KRtlO)
Your Honor sounds like he wanted to be a sports broadcaster.
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 09:34 AM (KpWJP)
Posted by: BignJames at February 15, 2024 09:34 AM (AwYPR)
This seems mathy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 09:34 AM (vf0Uk)
Posted by: Kris at February 15, 2024 09:35 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at February 15, 2024 09:35 AM (/Td2i)
Posted by: BignJames at February 15, 2024 09:34 AM (AwYPR)
++++
Given the locale, I think it's more accurate to say that:
A squared + B squared = Sea squared
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 09:35 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 09:33 AM (HnUIn)
Hoe can you tell?
Posted by: BignJames at February 15, 2024 09:36 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: BignJames at February 15, 2024 09:36 AM (AwYPR)
++++
If you miss one note, you messed up.
If you miss two notes, you *really* messed up.
If you miss three or more notes, you made jazz.
/me runs away
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 09:37 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at February 15, 2024 09:37 AM (bNf8H)
Hmmm... Russian?
Posted by: redridinghood at February 15, 2024 09:37 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Robert at February 15, 2024 09:37 AM (1Yy3c)
"Pythagoreanism originated in the 6th century BC, based on and around the teachings and beliefs held by Pythagoras and his followers, the Pythagoreans. Pythagoras established the first Pythagorean community in the ancient Greek colony of Kroton, in modern Calabria (Italy). Early Pythagorean communities spread throughout Magna Graecia."
Posted by: runner at February 15, 2024 09:38 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 15, 2024 09:38 AM (2ovLw)
Posted by: ace at February 15, 2024 09:38 AM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2024 09:38 AM (a1415)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 09:38 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Halfhand at February 15, 2024 09:38 AM (Zpjvg)
Posted by: Don Black at February 15, 2024 09:38 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 15, 2024 09:38 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 15, 2024 09:38 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: BignJames at February 15, 2024 09:34 AM (AwYPR)
This seems mathy.
Posted by: Sponge
It's just triangulation.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 15, 2024 09:38 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: ace at February 15, 2024 09:38 AM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 09:34 AM (vf0Uk)
It's for right triangles. not left or wrong triangles.
Posted by: BignJames at February 15, 2024 09:39 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 15, 2024 09:39 AM (dCMcd)
Posted by: runner at February 15, 2024 09:39 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 15, 2024 09:39 AM (ynpvh)
Chug chug chug!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 15, 2024 09:39 AM (dCMcd)
++++
TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 09:39 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 15, 2024 09:39 AM (kzHlT)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Be quiet, we be jamming and you're harshing our mellow.
~P.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 15, 2024 09:39 AM (Rl0cM)
Posted by: BignJames at February 15, 2024 09:34 AM (AwYPR)
a bunch of squares.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 15, 2024 09:40 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 09:40 AM (3CVIc)
Posted by: Halfhand at February 15, 2024 09:38 AM (Zpjvg)
A sure sine that things are wrong.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 15, 2024 09:40 AM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 15, 2024 09:40 AM (2ovLw)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 15, 2024 09:40 AM (ynpvh)
++++
A feeling I know well. As a friend once told me while inviting me to a party, "be there or be ... well, you."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 09:40 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 09:41 AM (KpWJP)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 09:32 AM (vf0Uk)
...
We just re-title the painting to Morons Watching the Sweetdick Disqualification Hearing Live on the Jumbotron
Posted by: TexasDan at February 15, 2024 09:41 AM (z/ifB)
Posted by: Kris at February 15, 2024 09:41 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 15, 2024 09:41 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Kris at February 15, 2024 09:41 AM (OyyDO)
++++
Isn't math helpful in things like determining ratios for mixing paint, etc.?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 09:41 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Dawn is Overrated at February 15, 2024 09:41 AM (pjs7m)
Posted by: ace at February 15, 2024 09:38 AM (KRtlO)
It's in the Terms and Conditions you signed when you got your membership. We is disappoint
Posted by: Doof at February 15, 2024 09:41 AM (pfJ3J)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 15, 2024 09:42 AM (2ovLw)
Posted by: red speck at February 15, 2024 09:42 AM (0Id0S)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 15, 2024 09:41 AM (RIvkX)
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Nope.
As the placard on my grandpa's desk in office said, "The boss ain't always right but he's always the boss."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 09:42 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 09:42 AM (KpWJP)
Good Morning, Star Shine.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at February 15, 2024 09:42 AM (sj0dO)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at February 15, 2024 09:42 AM (/Td2i)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2024 09:43 AM (RXyKO)
Posted by: ace at February 15, 2024 09:43 AM (KRtlO)
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 09:42 AM (KpWJP)
++++
So, typical for contemporary American justice.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 09:43 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 15, 2024 09:43 AM (dZVON)
Posted by: ace
It is cannon.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 15, 2024 09:43 AM (2ovLw)
pythagoreans more like pyFAGoreans amirite
Posted by: ace at February 15, 2024 09:43 AM (KRtlO)
++++
LOL!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 09:43 AM (HnUIn)
Hey guys! Guys!!
Check it.
*drops apple*
*smiles*
Graaaviiity!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 09:43 AM (3CVIc)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 09:41 AM (HnUIn)
The Golden Ratio. Linear Perspective. Imagine my horror.
Posted by: Kris at February 15, 2024 09:43 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 15, 2024 09:43 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 09:42 AM (KpWJP)
So sweetdick is uncut??
Posted by: Doof at February 15, 2024 09:43 AM (pfJ3J)
Posted by: Rex B at February 15, 2024 09:43 AM (5h/8D)
Posted by: TexasDan at February 15, 2024 09:44 AM (z/ifB)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 15, 2024 09:43 AM (2yu8s)
++++
I hate you.
Very nicely done.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 09:44 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: BignJames at February 15, 2024 09:44 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: ace
Just amazed that someone is up so early!
~Helios
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 15, 2024 09:44 AM (Rl0cM)
Then there's that whole Golden Ratio thing.
Posted by: Oddbob at February 15, 2024 09:44 AM (sNc8Y)
"Shove off, nerd! They meet at the little round top over there."
Posted by: red speck at February 15, 2024 09:44 AM (0Id0S)
Isn't math helpful in things like determining ratios for mixing paint, etc.?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 09:41 AM (HnUIn)
Only in automotive.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 09:45 AM (vf0Uk)
Posted by: BignJames at February 15, 2024 09:44 AM (AwYPR)
It's World Hippo Day, not hypo day
Posted by: Doof at February 15, 2024 09:45 AM (pfJ3J)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 09:41 AM (HnUIn)
The Golden Ratio. Linear Perspective. Imagine my horror.
Posted by: Kris at February 15, 2024 09:43 AM (OyyDO)
Didn't lots of painters like to include nautilus shells?
Posted by: TexasDan at February 15, 2024 09:45 AM (z/ifB)
Posted by: TexasDan at February 15, 2024 09:44 AM (z/ifB)
*whispers under breath*
Nerd
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 09:45 AM (3CVIc)
Posted by: Geometry puns? at February 15, 2024 09:46 AM (NBVIP)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 09:46 AM (3CVIc)
------
It's a little-known fact that the Ancient Greeks invented the Blue Angel, related to the worship of Pharos the Lighthouse.
Posted by: cliff clavin, usps (ret.) at February 15, 2024 09:46 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2024 09:46 AM (RXyKO)
Little known fact: It was going to be called the Whassupotenuse, but they went for brevity instead.
Posted by: red speck at February 15, 2024 09:46 AM (0Id0S)
The defense will try to prove Fani Willis began affair with Nathan Wade before hiring him to lead Georgia's racketeering case against Trump.
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 09:46 AM (KpWJP)
Posted by: Tuna at February 15, 2024 09:46 AM (oaGWv)
Posted by: Ogre at February 15, 2024 09:46 AM (R4t5M)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 15, 2024 09:47 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 15, 2024 09:47 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Fibonacci at February 15, 2024 09:47 AM (NBVIP)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2024 09:47 AM (RXyKO)
Posted by: Fibonacci at February 15, 2024 09:47 AM (NBVIP)
God. I love this place
Posted by: GoofusMaximus at February 15, 2024 09:48 AM (Xqlct)
USA Today summary:
The defense will try to prove Fani Willis began affair with Nathan Wade before hiring him to lead Georgia's racketeering case against Trump.
Wait a sec. Who's the defense in this hearing? I assumed it was Sweetdick.
Posted by: Oddbob at February 15, 2024 09:48 AM (sNc8Y)
~Helios
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 15, 2024 09:44 AM (Rl0cM)
++++
Heh. Reminds me of a joke from the Cold War.
When in charge of the GDR, Erich Honecker was known to be a very early riser. He would start his day well before dawn. At sunrise, he would step outside, look to the sky, and say, "Good Morning, Sun!" The sun would invariably reply, "Good Morning, Comrade Honecker!" Honecker would smile, step back inside and return to work.
One day, Honecker was very sick and was stuck in bed until noon. He eventually rose and went to the office, working throughout the day. At sunset, he stepped outside, looked to the sky, and said, "Good Night, Sun!" There was no reply. Honecker waited a moment and then said much more loudly, "GOOD NIGHT, SUN!"
The sun replied, "Fuck you, Erich! I'm in the west now!"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 09:48 AM (HnUIn)
Any insight of motivation?
Seems like authorities are being very tight lipped about this.
Posted by: WisRich at February 15, 2024 09:48 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Oddbob at February 15, 2024 09:48 AM (sNc8Y)
Posted by: ace "
No problem.
We don't expect new commenters to be up on all the rules.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2024 09:49 AM (a1415)
Posted by: Pete Booty Boot at February 15, 2024 09:49 AM (NBVIP)
Posted by: runner at February 15, 2024 09:49 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 15, 2024 09:47 AM (NpAcC)
Nooooooooo!!!
Posted by: Little white marbles at February 15, 2024 09:49 AM (pfJ3J)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2024 09:49 AM (RXyKO)
Posted by: Oh, Deere! at February 15, 2024 09:49 AM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2024 09:49 AM (RXyKO)
++++
The value of math puns eventually approach zero.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 09:50 AM (HnUIn)
The Pythagoreans' symbol was a pentagram star and they practiced some odd rituals.
Atlas Obscura: Pythagoras's aversion to beans, though, always got a lot of attention, even from ancient writers. According to Pliny, Pythagoreans believed that fava beans could contain the souls of the dead, since they were flesh-like.
Wikipedia: Pythagoreans preached an austere life. They believed that the soul was buried in the body, which acted as a tomb for the soul in this life. The highest reward a human could attain was for the soul to join in the life of the gods and thus escaped the cycle of reincarnation in another human body.
Thanks, CBD.
Posted by: L - And now the King of BS can't remember last evening so let it go at February 15, 2024 09:50 AM (GshMh)
Honecker: I have a hobby. I collect the jokes that people tell about me.
Mielke: I have a hobby too. I collect the people who tell the jokes.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 15, 2024 09:50 AM (2yu8s)
Honecker: I have a hobby. I collect the jokes that people tell about me.
Mielke: I have a hobby too. I collect the people who tell the jokes.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 15, 2024 09:50 AM (2yu8s)
++++
Another classic.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 09:50 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Lame, But Alive! at February 15, 2024 09:51 AM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 15, 2024 09:51 AM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2024 09:51 AM (RXyKO)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 15, 2024 09:51 AM (DgSZ/)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2024 09:49 AM (RXyKO)
We have an infinite supply
Posted by: Doof at February 15, 2024 09:51 AM (pfJ3J)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 09:51 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 15, 2024 09:52 AM (x/1ET)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 15, 2024 09:52 AM (NpAcC)
A Sioux chief introduced his three brides
Two were thin and the one fat besides
On exotic skins they sat
Thus proving the theory that:
"The squaw on the hippopotamus equals the sum of the squaws on the other two hides"
Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2024 09:52 AM (991eG)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 09:53 AM (3CVIc)
Posted by: John Phillip Souza at February 15, 2024 09:53 AM (89Sog)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 09:51 AM (GBKbO)
So he doesn't get it?
Posted by: Doof at February 15, 2024 09:53 AM (pfJ3J)
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 09:53 AM (KpWJP)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 15, 2024 09:53 AM (2ovLw)
Posted by: runner at February 15, 2024 09:53 AM (V13WU)
They can ID the guns and photo them but it's strange the suspects are only IDd as "people."
I think we know if those "people" were white we'd know their names, their faces, and their whole histories by now.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at February 15, 2024 09:53 AM (KiBMU)
A man saved his money for years and could finally afford a Lada. He went to the dealer with his money and asked to buy the car. As the man expected, the dealer told him, "absolutely, comrade! You'll pay now we'll call you in seven years when your car is manufactured."
The man asked the dealer, "will the car be ready in the morning or in the afternoon?"
The dealer looked puzzled and asked, "it's seven years from now. What difference could it possibly make?"
The man replied, "the plumber is coming in the afternoon."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 09:53 AM (HnUIn)
Ace going off on a tangent during an art thread!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2024 09:53 AM (RXyKO)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2024 09:52 AM (991eG)
Science needs your brain.
Posted by: BignJames at February 15, 2024 09:53 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 09:51 AM (GBKbO)
So he doesn't get it?
Posted by: Doof at February 15, 2024 09:53 AM (pfJ3J)
=======
I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 09:54 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2024 09:49 AM (RXyKO)
++++
The value of math puns eventually approach zero.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
This statement is so negative.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 15, 2024 09:54 AM (Rl0cM)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 09:53 AM (3CVIc)
******
He's in New York for the other heating.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 15, 2024 09:54 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2024 09:52 AM (991eG)
++++
Brilliant.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 09:54 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 15, 2024 09:54 AM (Rl0cM)
++++
It's absolute value isn't.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 09:54 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 15, 2024 09:55 AM (2ovLw)
Posted by: BignJames at February 15, 2024 09:44 AM (AwYPR)
Cue "I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General":
... And teeming with a lot of news (a lot of news... ah, yes--)
And many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse!
(And many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse,
And many cheerful facts about the square of the hypote-potenuse!)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at February 15, 2024 09:55 AM (LLJRz)
Sahil Omar was a suspect in the Fort Worth hotel explosion.
http://tinyurl.com/3chzk9xe
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist
====
Rodney Howard-Browne @rhowardbrowne
Sahil Omar (migrant)
laysums @laysums · Jan 8
🚨BREAKING: The suspect of the #explosion at the Sandman Signature Fort Worth Hotel in Texas, USA, has been identified as 44 year-old migrant Sahil Omar. Authorities have yet to find a motive.
A many as 11 people injured.
Readers added context:
According to the authorities, there is no determination yet as to the origin of the explosion, let alone a suspect with a name.
21 people were injured, one is critical and four were seriously injured.
Context is written by people who use X, and appears when rated helpful by others. Find out more.
6:35 PM · Jan 8, 2024 · 1.1M Views
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 15, 2024 09:55 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 09:55 AM (3CVIc)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2024 09:55 AM (RXyKO)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 15, 2024 09:54 AM (NpAcC)
++++
Not for long.
Posted by: Proposed Regulatory Requirements for the Transport of Home Heating Oil at February 15, 2024 09:55 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 15, 2024 09:56 AM (woPEM)
Posted by: Fibonacci at February 15, 2024 09:47 AM (NBVIP)
God. I love this place
Posted by: GoofusMaximus at February 15, 2024 09:48 AM
Unlike DU, we have a sense of humor. Granted, it's warped and 12 years old, but we have one!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 15, 2024 09:56 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Penguin Pete at February 15, 2024 09:57 AM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 15, 2024 09:57 AM (x/1ET)
This at first glance looked like a gathering of early Christians.
Most of the men are bearded, though I see three younger ones who are clean-shaven. Shaving in the ancient world was not as simple as today -- no Barbasol or Gillette safety razors -- so it's understandable that men grew beards. But was there a general consensus among young Greeks and Romans that a young man should remain clean-shaven until he reached a certain age?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 15, 2024 09:57 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Don Lemonparty at February 15, 2024 09:57 AM (3Dluh)
Maybe it was the writers poking subtle fun at academics?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 15, 2024 09:58 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 09:46 AM (KpWJP)
And if they fail, that means it is totally fine then?
Stupid media.
Posted by: blaster at February 15, 2024 09:58 AM (xhfG9)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2024 09:58 AM (RXyKO)
The defense will try to prove Fani Willis began affair with Nathan Wade before hiring him to lead Georgia's racketeering case against Trump.
Wait a sec. Who's the defense in this hearing? I assumed it was Sweetdick.
Posted by: Oddbob at February 15, 2024 09:48 AM (sNc8Y)
Lawyers for Donald Trump and several allies charged with trying to overturn his election loss in Georgia will ask a judge on Thursday to disqualify the prosecutor on the case, Fani Willis, over an alleged improper relationship with a lawyer on her team. (Reuters)
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 09:58 AM (KpWJP)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 15, 2024 09:58 AM (DgSZ/)
Posted by: BignJames at February 15, 2024 09:58 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: runner at February 15, 2024 09:58 AM (V13WU)
A conservative group has told a Georgia judge that it doesn't have evidence to support its claims of illegal ballot stuffing during the the 2020 general election and a runoff two months later.
Texas-based True the Vote filed complaints with Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger in 2021, including one in which it said it had obtained “a detailed account of coordinated efforts to collect and deposit ballots in drop boxes across metro Atlanta” during the November 2020 election and a January 2021 runoff.
A Fulton County Superior Court judge in Atlanta signed an order last year requiring True the Vote to provide evidence it had collected, including the names of people who were sources of information, to state elections officials who were frustrated by the group's refusal to share evidence with investigators.
In their written response, attorneys for True the Vote said the group had no names or other documentary evidence to share.
Posted by: SMOD at February 15, 2024 09:58 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 09:51 AM
That's the most AoSHQ thing you'll see all day.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 15, 2024 09:59 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 15, 2024 09:59 AM (zssUw)
Posted by: steevy at February 15, 2024 09:59 AM (FQmDC)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 15, 2024 09:59 AM (Rl0cM)
Posted by: ace at February 15, 2024 09:38 AM (KRtlO)
Hah!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 15, 2024 09:59 AM (gSZYf)
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 09:59 AM (KpWJP)
Posted by: ace at February 15, 2024 09:38 AM (KRtlO)
Hah!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 15, 2024 09:59 AM (gSZYf)
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If Ace deems the art thread to be an open thread, what does CBD do?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 10:00 AM (GBKbO)
What makes you think the voters had anything to do with it? Fetterman and a Dead Guy in the last election.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 15, 2024 10:00 AM (CecP5)
The policeman asked, "where were you born?" The man replied, "Saint Petersburg, Comrade Officer."
The policeman raised an eyebrow and asked, "where did you go to school?" The man replied, "Petrograd, Comrade Officer."
Now visibly annoyed and suspicious, the policeman asked, "where do you live now?" The man replied, "Leningrad, Comrade Officer."
The policeman snapped his notebook shut in agitation, grabbed the man by the lapels and shouted, "do you want to go live in gulag, asshole?!" The man calmly replied, "No, Comrade Officer. I want to live in Saint Petersburg."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 10:00 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: BignJames at February 15, 2024 09:34 AM (AwYPR)
Right, but which two persons' heights do I square and sum to get the square of the tall guy's height (the hypotenuse)?
Posted by: Gref at February 15, 2024 10:00 AM (5fDan)
Posted by: ace at February 15, 2024 09:38 AM (KRtlO)
Hah!
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Ace is always right. Except for Ted Cruz.
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 15, 2024 10:01 AM (x/1ET)
Whatever could he want with that?
Posted by: IrishEi at February 15, 2024 10:01 AM (Gkgvs)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 15, 2024
***
He knows how to open the secret trapdoor to get out.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 15, 2024 10:01 AM (J2vNu)
The hormone therapy hasn't kicked in yet.
Posted by: Oddbob at February 15, 2024 10:01 AM (sNc8Y)
By Reuters Fact Check
January 12, 20242:00 PM EST Updated a month ago
Authorities have not yet named a suspect in the Jan. 8 explosion at a Fort Worth, Texas hotel, and an investigation of the incident, which is thought to be a gas leak, is ongoing. Social media posts have falsely claimed that a man named Sahil Omar has been named as the suspect. [...]
The same wording (44-year-old migrant Sahil Omar) has been used on social media in relation to other news events, including the November 2023 Rainbow Bridge crash, opens new tab on the U.S.-Canada border and the December 2023 shooting at the University of Nevada, Las Vegas, opens new tab, indicating it is likely a hoax.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 15, 2024 10:01 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 15, 2024 10:01 AM (DgSZ/)
Hilary Clinton’s longtime aide Huma Abedin has apparently moved on from her scandal-scarred ex-husband Anthony Weiner, re-sharing a photo of her cozying up to George Soros’ son, Alex Soros, for Valentine’s Day.
Soros, the 38-year-old heir to his father’s fortune and influential nonprofit Open Society Foundations, first posted the photo to Instagram of the pair cuddled-up in a booth at a restaurant in Paris Wednesday.
Posted by: SMOD at February 15, 2024 10:01 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 15, 2024 10:00 AM (CecP5)
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I suspect the election was genuine. The NY GOP recruited a former Dem. They did everything they could to turn off conservative voters. It's a traditionally Dem district. Dems turned taking it back into a cause celebre.
Conservatives were depressed. Progressives were animated. Special elections are about turning out the base when overall turnout will be very down (which it was).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 10:02 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: ace at February 15, 2024 09:38 AM (KRtlO)
Hah!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 15, 2024 09:59 AM (gSZYf)
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If Ace deems the art thread to be an open thread, what does CBD do?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 10:00 AM (GBKbO)
CBD is probably plotting out use of the AOSHQ version of the 25th Amendment
Posted by: Doof at February 15, 2024 10:02 AM (pfJ3J)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 15, 2024 10:01 AM (DgSZ/)
++++
Not if we choose not to talk about it!
Posted by: Editors-in-Chief, MSM at February 15, 2024 10:02 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist
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... banhammered again?
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 15, 2024 10:02 AM (2yu8s)
Whatever could he want with that?
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I would guess another attempt at Leftist Radio. It never works out, though.
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 15, 2024 10:02 AM (x/1ET)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 15, 2024 10:01 AM (DgSZ/)
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Only if they hear about it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 10:02 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 10:03 AM (3CVIc)
Posted by: S
dude, he made the barrel, who is to say he does not want to be in the barrel
Posted by: N at February 15, 2024 10:03 AM (il6Ie)
Posted by: runner at February 15, 2024 10:03 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: JT at February 15, 2024 10:03 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Fibonacci at February 15, 2024 09:47 AM
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Fibonacci stole my move!
Posted by: The Golden Fleece at February 15, 2024 10:03 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2024 10:03 AM (RXyKO)
By Reuters Fact Check
January 12, 20242:00 PM EST Updated a month ago
Authorities have not yet named a suspect in the Jan. 8 explosion at a Fort Worth, Texas hotel, and an investigation of the incident, which is thought to be a gas leak, is ongoing. Social media posts have falsely claimed that a man named Sahil Omar has been named as the suspect. [...]
The same wording (44-year-old migrant Sahil Omar) has been used on social media in relation to other news events, including the November 2023 Rainbow Bridge crash, opens new tab on the U.S.-Canada border and the December 2023 shooting at the University of Nevada, Las Vegas, opens new tab, indicating it is likely a hoax.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 15, 2024 10:01 AM (2yu8s)
huh
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 10:03 AM (KpWJP)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 10:03 AM (3CVIc)
Whatever could he want with that?
Posted by: IrishEi at February 15, 2024 10:01 AM (Gkgvs)
He also owns Taylor Swift's first few albums.
Everything comes back to Taylor Swift.
Posted by: Robert at February 15, 2024 10:04 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Don LeMon Knows It Just Don't Add Up at February 15, 2024 10:04 AM (VkYyi)
Posted by: N at February 15, 2024 10:03 AM (il6Ie)
++++
Making it doesn't mean you want to be in it.
Posted by: John Markey, CEO of Markey Septic Systems, LLC at February 15, 2024 10:04 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: S
no
retards gonna retard, see ethnic voting histories
Posted by: N at February 15, 2024 10:04 AM (il6Ie)
The National Archives Rotunda and galleries in Washington, DC, closed to the public today after two individuals dumped red powder on the encasement protecting the U.S. Constitution at approximately 2:30 pm. They were immediately detained by security personnel. Officials are investigating the incident.
Why wasn't the broad in the red jacket also 'directed' out of the gallery when the red powder attack on the encasement protecting the U.S. Constitution was taking place? Was it because she was the video photographer - such as Alexandra Pelosi - for the stunt?
The police also didn't appear particularly alarmed, or alarmed at all, other than moving 'others' out of the Rotunda beyond filming capability.
Posted by: L - And now the King of BS can't remember last evening so let it go at February 15, 2024 10:04 AM (GshMh)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 15, 2024 10:05 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: runner at February 15, 2024 10:03 AM (V13WU)
They're all so incompetent, I quit watching.
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 10:05 AM (KpWJP)
Posted by: Doof at February 15, 2024 10:02 AM
Sounds kind of insurrectiony.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 15, 2024 10:05 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: olddog in mo at February 15, 2024 10:05 AM (ViCCR)
alternate headline:
Biden renews call for ending sports after deadly shooting at Chiefs’ Super Bowl parade
Posted by: SMOD at February 15, 2024 10:05 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 10:06 AM (KpWJP)
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 10:05 AM
At this point it's more of a morbid curiosity thing.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 15, 2024 10:06 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: naturalfake at February 15, 2024 10:06 AM (nFnyb)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 15, 2024 10:07 AM (NpAcC)
In their written response, attorneys for True the Vote said the group had no names or other documentary evidence to share.
Posted by: SMOD
TtV soto voice: if we share names they're going to 'Seth Rich' them.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 15, 2024 10:07 AM (Rl0cM)
Posted by: runner at February 15, 2024 10:07 AM (V13WU)
The National Archives Rotunda and galleries in Washington, DC, closed to the public today after two individuals dumped red powder on the encasement protecting the U.S. Constitution at approximately 2:30 pm. They were immediately detained by security personnel. Officials are investigating the incident.
Posted by: L - And now the King of BS can't remember last evening so let it go at February 15, 2024 10:04 AM (GshMh)
Instate full body cavity searches for all visitors.
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 10:08 AM (KpWJP)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 15, 2024 10:08 AM (JF/W5)
Play the race cars and mic drop then walk out kf the court room
Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2024 10:09 AM (XjL1t)
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 15, 2024 10:02 AM (x/1ET)
~~~~~
I'd bet it much more nefarious than that.
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He also owns Taylor Swift's first few albums.
Everything comes back to Taylor Swift.
Posted by: Robert at February 15, 2024 10:04 AM (1Yy3c)
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Yeah, no. Besides, she already re-recorded all those tracks.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 15, 2024 10:09 AM (Gkgvs)
Posted by: m
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"Sahil Omar" is a phoney Islamic illegal alien [migrant] name blamed for fatal non-terror accidents.
The cops haven't named any names yet for the Chiefs' parade shooting.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 15, 2024 10:10 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 15, 2024 09:38 AM (NpAcC)
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False, Sunset: A Song of Two Humans is one of the best silent films while Sunrise is a very good scifi film from Danny Boyle that devolves into slasher nonsense in the final act.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 10:10 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 15, 2024 10:11 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 15, 2024 10:11 AM (2ovLw)
Posted by: BignJames
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Not one person in 1000 has ever seen the proof of this.
Posted by: Euclid at February 15, 2024 10:12 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: runner at February 15, 2024 10:12 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: m
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"Sahil Omar" is a phoney Islamic illegal alien [migrant] name blamed for fatal non-terror accidents.
The cops haven't named any names yet for the Chiefs' parade shooting.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 15, 2024 10:10 AM (2yu8s)
That's wild.
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 10:13 AM (KpWJP)
Posted by: From about that Time at February 15, 2024 10:13 AM (4780s)
Posted by: Pete Bootyboy at February 15, 2024 10:13 AM (woPEM)
I just found out that Evel Knievel started as himself in an action movie called "Viva Knievel."
I'm straight up pissed off that I haven't seen this. Literally shaking. I have to find a copy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 15, 2024 10:13 AM (0FoWg)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 15, 2024 09:38 AM (NpAcC)
++++
It's far easier to see the same sunset multiple times than it is to see the same sunrise multiple times.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 10:13 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: kallisto at February 15, 2024 10:13 AM (iLzkH)
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That was the absolute slowest "immediate" response I have ever seen. If you watch the video, there are two black security type females, one on either side of the display, and they just stand there watching the culprits do the deed for what seems like forever.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 15, 2024 10:13 AM (Gkgvs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2024 10:14 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 15, 2024 10:11 AM
What happens in the Barrel, stays in the Barrel.
Posted by: The Barrel at February 15, 2024 10:14 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2024 10:15 AM (991eG)
Posted by: runner at February 15, 2024 10:12 AM (V13WU)
Before the questioning began, the judge said he could do that, when he had asked instead to exclude some topics/people/stuff (I am not a lawyer).
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 10:15 AM (KpWJP)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 15, 2024 10:15 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: IrishEi
It is just like the Mona Lisa events. They are coordinated ahead of time. Lets the NGO get their message out.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 15, 2024 10:15 AM (2ovLw)
Posted by: runner at February 15, 2024 10:15 AM (V13WU)
"Sunrise, sunset; sunrise, sunset,
Swiftly flow the days.
Seedlings turn overnight to sunflowers,
Blossoming even as they gaze.
Sunrise, sunset; sunrise, sunset,
Swiftly fly the years!
One season following another,
Laden with happiness and tears. . . ."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 15, 2024 10:16 AM (J2vNu)
What showed up on slide-rule guy's desk the other day but a new in box Post Versa-Log specially made for use on an overhead projector, obviously bought in the 60's and obsoleted by the exciting new technology of that era. A call is in to the Physics Dept to come up with a light source to replace the overheads, which also went to a museum, and then all those circuit design nerds are going to get drilled on how to do Ohms without a pocket calculator. This is like when Annapolis brought back the sextant. Heinlein Lives.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 15, 2024 10:16 AM (zdLoL)
Posted by: N at February 15, 2024 10:16 AM (il6Ie)
~~~~~
That was the absolute slowest "immediate" response I have ever seen. If you watch the video, there are two black security type females, one on either side of the display, and they just stand there watching the culprits do the deed for what seems like forever.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 15, 2024 10:13 AM (Gkgvs)
Two thoughts.
1. They're incompetent fatties who just get paid to stand around and look important and do sweet fuck all.
2. The event was staged.
Bonus 3! It's both.
Posted by: Robert at February 15, 2024 10:16 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: IrishEi at February 15, 2024 10:13 AM (Gkgvs)
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Investigator: "So what would you say you do here?"
Posted by: WisRich at February 15, 2024 10:17 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: runner at February 15, 2024 10:15 AM (V13WU)
I appreciate your play-by-play.
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 10:17 AM (KpWJP)
The cops haven't named any names yet for the Chiefs' parade shooting.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 15, 2024 10:10 AM (2yu8s)
That's wild.
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 10:13 AM (KpWJP)
*******
We should have had pictures of the suspects leaked by now. I wonder why they haven't?
Posted by: redridinghood at February 15, 2024 10:17 AM (NpAcC)
********
"All units, swarm, swarm, swarm...or not...whatever...it's up to your personal preference...
Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2024 10:17 AM (991eG)
The painting
Posted by: kallisto
But there's no chickens.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 15, 2024 10:18 AM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Dr. Evil at February 15, 2024 10:18 AM (bWsRe)
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 10:17 AM (KpWJP)
no need to be sarcastic 😀🤣
Posted by: runner at February 15, 2024 10:18 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: BignJames at February 15, 2024 10:19 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at February 15, 2024 10:19 AM (V6W16)
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 10:17 AM (KpWJP)
no need to be sarcastic 😀🤣
Posted by: runner at February 15, 2024 10:18 AM (V13WU)
Seriously, no sarcasm. I couldn't stand watching it.
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 10:19 AM (KpWJP)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2024 10:17 AM (991eG)
After break, yo
Posted by: Constitution local 404 at February 15, 2024 10:20 AM (/6GbT)
Posted by: BignJames at February 15, 2024 10:19 AM (AwYPR)
Don't remember that but I remember some dude attacking the Liberty Bell.
Posted by: Robert at February 15, 2024 10:20 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Euclid at February 15, 2024 10:20 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 15, 2024 10:20 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at February 15, 2024 10:19 AM (V6W16)
136 Wasn't Trump supposed to attend her hearing?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 09:53 AM (3CVIc)
******
He's in New York for the other hearing.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 15, 2024 09:54 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 10:20 AM (KpWJP)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 15, 2024
Doo-Dah !
Posted by: JT at February 15, 2024 10:20 AM (T4tVD)
Hilarious if you haven’t seen it, watch it.
Posted by: Dr. Evil at February 15, 2024 10:21 AM (bWsRe)
False, Sunset: A Song of Two Humans is one of the best silent films
while
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 10:10 AM (GBKbO)
FIFY
Posted by: naturalfake at February 15, 2024 10:21 AM (nFnyb)
Posted by: BignJames at February 15, 2024 09:44 AM (AwYPR)
What you use to hang a hippo.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 15, 2024 10:22 AM (ynpvh)
It would have driven him mad.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 15, 2024 10:22 AM (7fElN)
Posted by: Montec at February 15, 2024 10:22 AM (bWsRe)
... sounds like a repeat of 6 months ago when FISA reform was sidelined
Posted by: SMOD at February 15, 2024 10:22 AM (RHGPo)
It's like a Russian cease fire broke out.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 15, 2024 10:23 AM (as3uC)
Posted by: Geometry puns? at February 15, 2024 09:46 AM (NBVIP)
Better than a prolapsed angle.--Prolapse Paul
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 15, 2024 10:23 AM (ynpvh)
he rides a moped to the office too
Posted by: N at February 15, 2024 10:23 AM (il6Ie)
rewind:
False, Sunset: A Song of Two Humans is one of the best silent films
while
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 10:10 AM (GBKbO)
FIFY
Posted by: naturalfake at February 15, 2024 10:23 AM (nFnyb)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 15, 2024 10:23 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 15, 2024 10:23 AM (as3uC)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 15, 2024 10:23 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Constitution local 404
********
Roger that, CL404. After your break could you ask Nigel to pop around to the precinct and sign out a pistol? If he gets a chance.
Oh, and a couple rounds of ammunition?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2024 10:24 AM (991eG)
Posted by: blaster at February 15, 2024 10:24 AM (xhfG9)
Posted by: N at February 15, 2024 10:24 AM (il6Ie)
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They let him go. Said he was too hammered to know what he was doing.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 15, 2024 10:24 AM (2yu8s)
But four sources told Fox News Digital that all progress on the FISA bill would be postponed until a later date because members of the House Intelligence Committee threatened to tank a procedural vote to effectively kill the legislation.
"Instead of playing the game through Rules and regular order, Intel decided to take their ball and go home, walking away from the negotiated text and amendment plan without any understanding of why," one source said.
Three more sources close to the Intelligence Committee challenged that narrative to Fox News Digital, saying the bill text was changed over the weekend without their consent or the consent of the House Judiciary Committee, which also worked on the bill.
Posted by: SMOD at February 15, 2024 10:25 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 09:32 AM (HnUIn)
I'm dying to take a sharpie and draw lines from the top of the mountain in the center to the two worshippers on either side, and then a base.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 15, 2024 10:25 AM (i9ffA)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 10:25 AM (3CVIc)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 15, 2024 10:23 AM (as3uC)
Tasty.
Shepard's pie
Strawberry Rhubarb pie
Jack Daniels Pecan pie
...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 15, 2024 10:25 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 15, 2024 10:25 AM (9IXUN)
Posted by: N at February 15, 2024 10:25 AM (il6Ie)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 15, 2024 10:18 AM
They're busy.
Posted by: Gary Larsen at February 15, 2024 10:25 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 15, 2024 10:25 AM (FVME7)
******
He's in New York for the other hearing.
____________
IT'S A HEARING-PALOOZA!!!!!!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 15, 2024 10:26 AM (lf83v)
Remind me again - what is the NY criminal trial? That's not Stormy Daniels, it's not the loan fraud trial?
Posted by: blaster at February 15, 2024 10:26 AM (xhfG9)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 10:25 AM (3CVIc)
That's everyday. The Punitentiary has no room left for the rest of us violaters.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 15, 2024 10:26 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Paul banned at February 15, 2024 10:26 AM (CbZKL)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 15, 2024 10:13 AM (0FoWg)
A few years ago there was some Shock Jock Discjockey radio show who called Evil at zero dark thirty.
Evil chewed their asses out and told them to never call him again and hung up.
Might be on the YouBoob somewhere.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 15, 2024 10:26 AM (JF/W5)
Posted by: BignJames
Offspring of a hippo and a goose?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 15, 2024 10:25 AM (FVME7)
Racist, cause it has noose in it's name.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 15, 2024 10:27 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: FBI at February 15, 2024 10:27 AM (pjs7m)
Don't remember that but I remember some dude attacking the Liberty Bell.
Posted by: Robert
That's probably not all it's cracked up to be.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 15, 2024 10:27 AM (Rl0cM)
Posted by: Paul banned at February 15, 2024 10:26 AM (CbZKL)
Depends on how many are husband-stealing whores.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 15, 2024 10:27 AM (ynpvh)
Fanni standard: Wade and his partner had an atty/client relationship once, then everything they have ever said to each other is privileged.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 15, 2024 10:27 AM (2ovLw)
More than a few years, I'd say. He's been dead about twenty years now.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 15, 2024 10:27 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 15, 2024 10:23 AM (as3uC)
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It is irrational but has recently become imaginary.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 15, 2024 10:27 AM (9IXUN)
Posted by: blaster at February 15, 2024 10:27 AM (xhfG9)
Don't remember that but I remember some dude attacking the Liberty Bell.
Posted by: Robert
That's probably not all it's cracked up to be.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 15, 2024 10:27 AM (Rl0cM)
The story doesn't ring a bell...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 15, 2024 10:28 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: blaster at February 15, 2024 10:27 AM (xhfG9)
It's a two-hour hearing.
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 10:28 AM (KpWJP)
Posted by: runner at February 15, 2024 10:28 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: SMOD at February 15, 2024 10:29 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 15, 2024 10:29 AM (XeU6L)
Fanni standard: Wade and his partner had an atty/client relationship once, then everything they have ever said to each other is privileged.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 15, 2024 10:27 AM (2ovLw)
Kumala didn't have to worry; her mouth was always full, so she couldn't talk while working.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 15, 2024 10:29 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: N at February 15, 2024 10:29 AM (il6Ie)
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 10:28 AM (KpWJP)
++++
Is that better or worse than a three-hour cruise?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 10:29 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 15, 2024 10:29 AM (2ovLw)
Remind me again - what is the NY criminal trial? That's not Stormy Daniels, it's not the loan fraud trial?
Posted by: blaster at February 15, 2024 10:26 AM (xhfG9)
That's the trial where he's charged with being a meanie and a poopyhead
Posted by: Doof at February 15, 2024 10:29 AM (pfJ3J)
Posted by: N at February 15, 2024 10:30 AM (il6Ie)
Fulton County Superior Court Judge Scott McAfee has scheduled a two-day hearing focused on claims by the Republican former U.S. president and his co-defendants that the romantic relationship between Willis and Nathan Wade, a Georgia lawyer she hired to help lead the prosecution, created a conflict of interest and tainted the criminal case. (Reuters)
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 10:30 AM (KpWJP)
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 10:30 AM (KpWJP)
Authorities have not yet named a suspect in the Jan. 8 explosion at a Fort Worth, Texas hotel, and an investigation of the incident, which is thought to be a gas leak, is ongoing. Social media posts have falsely claimed that a man named Sahil Omar has been named as the suspect. [...]
Oh please, I know people in Fort Worth. The "Suspect" is a backhoe which disturbed a gas line and broke a fitting, allowing a gas leak, and the "Culprit" is a pilot light that no one thought to turn off in time.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 15, 2024 10:30 AM (i9ffA)
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 10:28 AM (KpWJP)
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Is that better or worse than a three-hour cruise?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 10:29 AM (HnUIn)
You wanna spend years on a deserted island with Fani?--Gilligan
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 15, 2024 10:30 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 15, 2024 10:30 AM (9yWhg)
We should have had pictures of the suspects leaked by now. I wonder why they haven't?
Posted by: redridinghood at February 15, 2024 10:17 AM (NpAcC)
Because they aren't white males with a MAGA flag flying in their yard.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 15, 2024 10:30 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Robert
That's probably not all it's cracked up to be.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 15, 2024 10:27 AM (Rl0cM)
The story doesn't ring a bell...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 15, 2024 10:28 AM
I'm right here, you know.
Posted by: Quasimodo at February 15, 2024 10:31 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Paul banned at February 15, 2024 10:26 AM (CbZKL)
Depends on how many are husband-stealing whores.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 15, 2024 10:27 AM (ynpvh)
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Imma gonna need a Venn Diagram from Kamala to be sure.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 15, 2024 10:31 AM (9IXUN)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 15, 2024 10:31 AM (2ovLw)
Posted by: CZ - FNG, Free Republic of Florida at February 15, 2024 10:31 AM (MkuC5)
Shirley R. Greene ain't green. She's another color.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at February 15, 2024 10:31 AM (KiBMU)
Posted by: IrishEi at February 15, 2024 10:13 AM (Gkgvs)
The only appropriate "immediate" response is two 9 mm slugs into the brainpan of each perp.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2024 10:32 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: CZ - FNG, Free Republic of Florida at February 15, 2024 10:31 AM (MkuC5)
Sorry, all we have is fig newtons. Their fruit and cake, not cookies.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 15, 2024 10:33 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: N at February 15, 2024 10:29 AM (il6Ie)
Suggested name change for Fanni.
Fanni = ThroatGoat.
Goes great with sweetdickhoneycumfuckd
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 15, 2024 10:33 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Doof at February 15, 2024 10:02 AM (pfJ3J)
No...but I did email Lamont The Big Dummy to sort this out.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 15, 2024 10:33 AM (gSZYf)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 15, 2024 10:27 AM (9yWhg)
It's been so long now
And it seems now that it was only yesterday
Gee, ain't it funny how time slips away?...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 15, 2024 10:33 AM (JF/W5)
Posted by: IrishEi at February 15, 2024 10:13 AM (Gkgvs)
The only appropriate "immediate" response is two 9 mm slugs into the brainpan of each perp.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2024 10:32 AM (tkR6S)
Gonna start .45ACP vs 9mm in an art thread?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 15, 2024 10:33 AM (ynpvh)
You know I can wreck Trump, cuz I already done wrecked this pazussy!
Posted by: Sweetdick Scrumptiouscum for the Prosecution at February 15, 2024 10:33 AM (pjs7m)
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 10:34 AM (KpWJP)
Posted by: N at February 15, 2024 10:29 AM (il6Ie)
Suggested name change for Fanni.
Fanni = ThroatGoat.
Goes great with sweetdickhoneycumfuckd
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 15, 2024 10:33 AM (N39Ws)
Dunno. Might turn on some Jihadis.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 15, 2024 10:34 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 15, 2024 10:33 AM (gSZYf)
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Does he have separate emails for Ace, Lamont, and Chuy, only accessing one or the others based on his mood for the day?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 10:34 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 15, 2024 10:33 AM (gSZYf)
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Does he have separate emails for Ace, Lamont, and Chuy, only accessing one or the others based on his mood for the day?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 10:34 AM (GBKbO)
It's kinda fuzzy.
And furry.
And carries a pointy stick.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 15, 2024 10:35 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2024 10:35 AM (/tXXR)
Posted by: Robert
That's probably not all it's cracked up to be.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 15, 2024 10:27 AM (Rl0cM)
The story doesn't ring a bell...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 15, 2024 10:28 AM
I'm right here, you know.
Posted by: Quasimodo
Hey, Quasi, did that sound off to you too?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 15, 2024 10:35 AM (Rl0cM)
Audio: "...the testimony you're about to give will be the truth, the whole truth..."
CC: "...that's what you get to put would be to shoot whether it's true so..."
Posted by: Half Dozen at February 15, 2024 10:36 AM (eHovo)
National Geographic Names Drag Queen a 2024 Traveler of the Year
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The cover photo is nightmare fuel.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 15, 2024 10:36 AM (FVME7)
Ace should demand to speak to CBD's manager.
Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2024 10:35 AM (/tXXR)
Can't ACE do a Joey Biden?
Or at least pardon himself.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 15, 2024 10:36 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 15, 2024 10:27 AM (ynpvh)
oh ok, all of them then.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 15, 2024 10:36 AM (i9ffA)
An artistic interpretation of blood spatter patterns?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 15, 2024 10:36 AM (dZVON)
Audio: "...the testimony you're about to give will be the truth, the whole truth..."
CC: "...that's what you get to put would be to shoot whether it's true so..."
Posted by: Half Dozen at February 15, 2024 10:36 AM (eHovo)
hahahaha
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 10:36 AM (KpWJP)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 15, 2024 10:17 AM (NpAcC)
Coulter's Law.
"Ann Coulter has proposed a rule that that the longer it takes the authorities to reveal the gunman's name and picture, the less likely it is to be an Angry White Male."
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 15, 2024 10:37 AM (z99Zw)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 15, 2024 10:37 AM (Rl0cM)
Posted by: LenNeal at February 15, 2024 10:37 AM (9yXr+)
Posted by: No one at February 15, 2024 10:37 AM (CQ3Qb)
Audio: "...the testimony you're about to give will be the truth, the whole truth..."
CC: "...that's what you get to put would be to shoot whether it's true so..."
Posted by: H
watching the sign language girl do the sign language with the hip trusts and choking for "wild sex" is funny
Posted by: N at February 15, 2024 10:37 AM (il6Ie)
Posted by: I was told there would be no math at February 15, 2024 10:37 AM (NBVIP)
CC: "...that's what you get to put would be to shoot whether it's true so..."
Posted by: Half Dozen at February 15, 2024 10:36 AM (eHovo)
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Damn. It's like it's channeling Sleepy Joe.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 15, 2024 10:38 AM (0gvpA)
TOGA!
TOGA!
Posted by: LenNeal at February 15, 2024 10:37 AM (9yXr+)
46 Party party party!
Chug chug chug!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 15, 2024 09:39 AM (dCMcd)
++++
TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 09:39 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 10:38 AM (KpWJP)
Posted by: I was told there would be no math at February 15, 2024 10:37 AM (NBVIP)
Oh, you're just being hyperbolic.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 15, 2024 10:38 AM (ynpvh)
"Ann Coulter has proposed a rule that that the longer it takes the authorities to reveal the gunman's name and picture, the less likely it is to be an Angry White Male."
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 15, 2024 10:37 AM (z99Zw)
Coulter Corollary:
Just because Ann Coulter said it. doesn't mean it's wrong.
Posted by: blaster at February 15, 2024 10:38 AM (xhfG9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2024 10:39 AM (2YbhL)
"Ann Coulter has proposed a rule that that the longer it takes the authorities to reveal the gunman's name and picture, the less likely it is to be an Angry White Male."
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 15, 2024 10:37 AM (z99Zw)
Coulter Corollary:
Just because Ann Coulter said it. doesn't mean it's wrong.
Posted by: blaster at February 15, 2024 10:38 AM (xhfG9)
Need to add or Gov't agent.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 15, 2024 10:39 AM (ynpvh)
Be still, my heart.
http://tinyurl.com/2rp68n55
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 15, 2024 10:39 AM (woPEM)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 15, 2024 10:39 AM (9yWhg)
Chiefs parade shooting victim
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2024 10:39 AM (2YbhL)
Ike Turner beats Tina Turner to death
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 15, 2024 10:39 AM (ynpvh)
Honecker: I have a hobby. I collect the jokes that people tell about me.
Mielke: I have a hobby too. I collect the people who tell the jokes.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 15, 2024 09:50 AM (2yu8s)
++++
Another classic.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)'
Margot Honecker: "I burn all the books containing any jokes of any kind."
Posted by: LenNeal at February 15, 2024 10:39 AM (9yXr+)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 15, 2024 10:40 AM (zssUw)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 15, 2024 10:40 AM (0gvpA)
Just because Ann Coulter said it. doesn't mean it's wrong.
Posted by: blaster at February 15, 2024 10:38 AM (xhfG9)
She said it in 2015, though, so pre-Trump. No doubt she'd erase it from the record if she still had sufficient working brain cells to do so.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 15, 2024 10:40 AM (z99Zw)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 15, 2024 10:40 AM (zssUw)
so there are worms (giant sandworms) in the barrel? Shai-Halud!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 15, 2024 10:41 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 15, 2024 10:37 AM (z99Zw)
"Ann Coulter has figured out what everyone with two brain cells to rub together realized at least 20 years ago."
I propose a corollary covering anyone who's name ends in "esha", or "ustafah".
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 15, 2024 10:41 AM (i9ffA)
Posted by: N'
What?! Off to Tha Interwebz
Posted by: LenNeal at February 15, 2024 10:41 AM (9yXr+)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 15, 2024 10:40 AM (0gvpA)
Only Kumala would know, but not about figs.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 15, 2024 10:41 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: CZ - FNG, Free Republic of Florida at February 15, 2024 10:41 AM (MkuC5)
Posted by: N at February 15, 2024 10:29 AM (il6Ie)
Even Prolapse Paul's shriveled dick would suffice to fuck Fani's small and smooth brains out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2024 10:41 AM (tkR6S)
Chiefs parade shooting victim
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2024 10:39 AM (2YbhL)
LOL
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 10:42 AM (KpWJP)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 15, 2024 10:42 AM (CecP5)
Posted by: Classic Dennis Miller line at February 15, 2024 10:42 AM (NBVIP)
Posted by: Northernlurker
Where would offenders be placed if the barrel didn't exist?
~Schrödinger's
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 15, 2024 10:42 AM (Rl0cM)
Posted by: Pythagoreans Pick Up Lines at February 15, 2024 10:42 AM (ibTVg)
What's next, she gonna suggest the titles of bills named after kids are usually misleading?
Are they serving pudding in her retirement home today?
Posted by: Maybe call it a day, already, conservative skeleton of the decade at February 15, 2024 10:42 AM (pjs7m)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 15, 2024 10:41 AM (i9ffA)
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I propose a corollary that corollaries should correlate with correlatives.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 15, 2024 10:44 AM (0gvpA)
I propose a corollary covering anyone who's name ends in "esha", or "ustafah".
Arabs are officially white according to the US government
Posted by: Mustafah Muhammed Muhammed at February 15, 2024 10:44 AM (ibTVg)
Posted by: SMOD at February 15, 2024 10:44 AM (RHGPo)
No?
Because wow are you acute!
Posted by: Pythagoreans Pick Up Lines at February 15, 2024 10:42 AM (ibTVg)
I didn't know they had Mr. Microphone back then!
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 15, 2024 10:44 AM (i9ffA)
You'd think billionaire playboy philanthropist would be popular.
Posted by: blaster at February 15, 2024 10:45 AM (xhfG9)
I used to feel guilty about letting my NatGeo subscription lapse about 20 years ago. I think I'm over it now.
Posted by: Oddbob at February 15, 2024 10:45 AM (sNc8Y)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 15, 2024 10:45 AM (gSZYf)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 15, 2024 10:45 AM (ynpvh)
Time to impeach Biden for Russian collusion
Posted by: 18-1 at February 15, 2024 10:45 AM (ibTVg)
Close a couple of military bases in red states, they obviously don't want to spend the money to have them.
The United States military, females, and dependents are in grave danger living in certain US states. Women who become pregnant or miscarry, could be left to die or be jailed. The same with female teen dependents. LGBT military members, dependents are also at risk in these states. It is in the interest of United States national security to move our troops out of these states. Where women and other vulnerable groups are at risk.
895 Billion and DoD is squeezed? There is plenty of non-material fat to be cut from DoD's budget like the plethora of retired military and civilians contrators who could be sent packing rather than duplicating the jobs active duty military and civil servants already do.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 15, 2024 10:45 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 15, 2024 10:40 AM (zssUw)
The guy who:
1. accidentally posted busty lesbian porn
2. accidentally banned himself
3. accidentally messes up the formatting... a lot
You may be underestimating the strength of the barrel.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 15, 2024 10:45 AM (z99Zw)
Posted by: SMOD at February 15, 2024 10:44 AM (RHGPo)
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Read "stupid and malleable."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 15, 2024 10:45 AM (0gvpA)
Posted by: Tom Servo'
Firstly, sorry you know anybody in Ft. Worth, condolences.
But anyway, what can happen with hitting a gas line in, particularly, new developments is the soil hasn't settled in around the buried pipe. If it's nicked the gas will travel along the pipe route over a surprisingly long period of time. Eventually it makes its way into an unoccupied house's basement, puddles up, and then eventually something in the house (usually a furnace) sparks and lights up a basement full of NG.
Ka-Blowey!
Posted by: LenNeal at February 15, 2024 10:46 AM (9yXr+)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 15, 2024 10:45 AM (JCZqz)
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I AGREE WITH DU JOHNSON!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 10:46 AM (GBKbO)
National Geographic Names Drag Queen a 2024 Traveler of the Year
The cover photo is nightmare fuel.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 15, 2024 10:36 AM (FVME7)
Behold the power of money!
Just a year or two ago, trannies were sad, insane people who needed treatment and help.
Then, viola!, some insane rich folk decide that not only will trannies become the new oppressed class to envy Overnight, everywhere.
That children will be educated in the trannie/teh ghey lifestyle in school and encouraged to mutilate and permanently sterilize and cripple themselves.
And, the bad people are those who try to stop this madness.
Sometimes I think it's impossible to win.
But, still, we must try.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 15, 2024 10:47 AM (nFnyb)
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He also criticized Tucker for softballing the interview.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 15, 2024 10:47 AM (woPEM)
Alyssa Milano went to the Super Bowl, just days after starting a GoFundMe to pay for her kid's baseball trip. The public's response is...less than enthusiastic
Posted by: Wally at February 15, 2024 10:47 AM (hqVaF)
If Putin says he wants Trump elected, well, he wants chaos and so its obviously true and Trump is a Russian agent.
Your IC has you covered either way.
Posted by: blaster at February 15, 2024 10:48 AM (xhfG9)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 15, 2024 10:48 AM (DgSZ/)
Every other cabinet level organization gets a 100% cut.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 15, 2024 10:48 AM (ibTVg)
They had a cover story about a tranny kid several years ago. And then they went fully on board with the climate-change nonsense.
I may still pick up an old one at a used-book sale if it's got an interesting map in it. Old NG maps were fantastic.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 15, 2024 10:48 AM (9yWhg)
ReedReads
@ReedReads4
Here we go.
So when She-Hulk does it it’s cringe but when Deadpool does it it’s great? Jen had a whole commentary about the MCU but pegging is what sold you.
http://tinyurl.com/ynj67tsw
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 15, 2024 10:48 AM (FVME7)
1. accidentally posted busty lesbian porn
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 15, 2024 10:45 AM (z99Zw)
"Accidentally"
Posted by: Robert at February 15, 2024 10:48 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 15, 2024 10:49 AM (DgSZ/)
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NatGeo drank the CAGW Kool-Aid long ago. It was only a matter of time that they slid all the way down the slope.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 15, 2024 10:49 AM (0gvpA)
Just a year or two ago, trannies were sad, insane people who needed treatment and help.
Then, viola!, some insane rich folk decide that not only will trannies become the new oppressed class to envy Overnight, everywhere.
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* The Pritzker family scum have entered the chat *
Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 15, 2024 10:49 AM (FhlkA)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 15, 2024 10:49 AM (2ovLw)
Pythagoras: "Pi R Square? That's preposterous! Everyone knows that pies are round!"
Posted by: Boswell at February 15, 2024 10:50 AM (K+UlC)
So if you like any comedy superhero movie you must like ALL superhero comedy movies?
I guess this is similiar to how if you want the border closed you must support any law or spending bill that has the word border in it somewhere...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 15, 2024 10:50 AM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Huh? The Society?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 15, 2024 10:50 AM (9yWhg)
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May I introduce you to Jennifer, Penny and Big Fat Pritzkers?
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 15, 2024 10:51 AM (z8d1G)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 15, 2024 10:51 AM (CecP5)
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I do that too. I admit it. I will not, however, admit that I'm wearing Crocs right now.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 15, 2024 10:51 AM (woPEM)
"Doesn't Biden realize who he's dealing with at this point? Doesn't he know that people who want dictatorship (GOP) don't care about appeals to protect Ukraine? He needs to call them out, so it's absolutely clear - including to idiots like Jon Stewart - that Election 2024 is about democracy vs fascism!"
Posted by: LenNeal at February 15, 2024 10:52 AM (9yXr+)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 15, 2024 10:52 AM (9yWhg)
Hard to say. Biden's policies are weakening the US and giving him enough money to fight his war...but there is a non-zero chance of Biden starting WWIII
Posted by: 18-1 at February 15, 2024 10:52 AM (ibTVg)
They had a cover story about a tranny kid several years ago. And then they went fully on board with the climate-change nonsense.
I may still pick up an old one at a used-book sale if it's got an interesting map in it. Old NG maps were fantastic.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 15, 2024 10:48 AM (9yWhg)
My dad had a subscription going back to well before I was born. I used to LOVE looking at the maps they would include; it's the reason I still love maps.
But they lost their way at least 35 years ago, and it's been a rapid decline ever since.
Posted by: MRS. OLSON at February 15, 2024 10:52 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 15, 2024 10:49 AM (2ovLw)
I believe he was executed when Ukraine captured Moscow last year.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 15, 2024 10:52 AM (z99Zw)
"Doesn't Biden realize who he's dealing with at this point? Doesn't he know that people who want dictatorship (GOP) don't care about appeals to protect Ukraine? He needs to call them out, so it's absolutely clear - including to idiots like Jon Stewart - that Election 2024 is about democracy vs fascism!"
Posted by: LenNeal at February 15, 2024 10:52 AM (9yXr+)
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Not wanting to spend money in Ukraine is now a measure for dictatorship?
Wow...things have really changed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 10:53 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 15, 2024 10:53 AM (DgSZ/)
The actor that played The Flash in superhero movies abducted some teen girl but since she claims to be a tranny its....ok?
Interesting how this tranny shit works isn't it?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 15, 2024 10:54 AM (ibTVg)
"...you are absolutely correct. Mainstream voters back commonsense legislation on gun control, immigration, fair taxation, climate change, universal healthcare, education. The media creates a false image of division in this country. Dobbs proved it. A vocal religious minority got what they wanted, and since then, in election after election, the centrist viewpoint (women deserve to control their reproductive healthcare) has prevailed. We have to continue to work hard."
Posted by: LenNeal at February 15, 2024 10:54 AM (9yXr+)
Every other cabinet level organization gets a 100% cut.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 15, 2024 10:48 AM (ibTVg)
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I second that great notion.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 15, 2024 10:54 AM (FhlkA)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 15, 2024 10:52 AM (9yWhg)
'splain
Posted by: Doof at February 15, 2024 10:55 AM (pfJ3J)
"However, the good thing is that after the win in both NY and Pennsylvania by Dems taking Republican seats, Republicans might be more willing to vote in their self interest as opposed to voting in Trump's self interest. When I say self interest as a presidential candidate, not as a citizen of the USA, whom he may be permanently tarnishing. Right on Hakeen! Right on for all Republicans who support this work-around."
Posted by: LenNeal at February 15, 2024 10:55 AM (9yXr+)
Posted by: SMOD at February 15, 2024 10:56 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 15, 2024 10:52 AM (9yWhg)
'splain
Posted by: Doof
It's a pun. Think of a certain Church Father.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 15, 2024 10:56 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2024 10:56 AM (991eG)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 15, 2024 10:52 AM (9yWhg)
'splain
Posted by: Doof
It's a pun. Think of a certain Church Father.
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Ah. Augustine of Hippo.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 15, 2024 10:56 AM (0gvpA)
Pythagoreans Celebrate Sunrise
THEY ARE NOT CELEBRATING SQUAT!
WHERE ARE THEIR CELL PHONES?
WHY ARE THEY NOT PHOTOGRAPHING THE SUNRISE SO THEY CAN JOIN THE MIDWITS SHARING THEIR SUNRISE PHOTOS ON SOCIAL MEDIA?
AND DO NOT SLACK OFF AT SUNSET, EITHER, "PY PEOPLE"!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 15, 2024 10:57 AM (xG4kz)
Wow...things have really changed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 10:53 AM (GBKbO)
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Forget it James, it's Calvintown ...
Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 15, 2024 10:57 AM (XzOzo)
Newsweek Opinion
@NewsweekOpinion
Clarence Thomas Is Not a Black Hero—He's an Enemy of Black People
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 15, 2024 10:57 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 15, 2024 10:57 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2024 10:56 AM (991eG)
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Dun dun DUN!!!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 15, 2024 10:57 AM (0gvpA)
Posted by: zombie Leonidas at February 15, 2024 10:58 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: blaster at February 15, 2024 10:58 AM (xhfG9)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Ambiguous antecedents have entered the thread.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 15, 2024 10:58 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Muldoon
Ara Parseghian?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 15, 2024 10:58 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: BignJames at February 15, 2024 10:58 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: From 1975 at February 15, 2024 10:59 AM (NBVIP)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 15, 2024 10:59 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 15, 2024 10:59 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Sir Figalot at February 15, 2024 10:59 AM (NBVIP)
Posted by: Acid Rain at February 15, 2024 10:59 AM (woPEM)
Posted by: From 1975 at February 15, 2024 10:59 AM (NBVIP)
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They're only pamphlet-sized, now. I doubt they can afford anything.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 15, 2024 11:00 AM (0gvpA)
Posted by: Fani Willis at February 15, 2024 11:00 AM (ibTVg)
Posted by: blaster at February 15, 2024 11:00 AM (xhfG9)
Posted by: blaster at February 15, 2024 10:58 AM (xhfG9)
He probably has a big $$$ offer from Brazzers in his hip pocket.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2024 11:00 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 15, 2024 11:00 AM (5jE4B)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 15, 2024 11:00 AM (G8h7g)
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What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Acid Rain at February 15, 2024 10:59 AM (woPEM
Fuck you guys!
Posted by: Fresh Water shortage at February 15, 2024 11:00 AM (3CVIc)
One of the more successful gigolos out there. He gets to keep the money, too, right?
Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2024 11:01 AM (qrI/m)
http://tinyurl.com/5n8hc24t
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Damn nice of them.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 15, 2024 11:01 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Italian chef at February 15, 2024 11:01 AM (NBVIP)
Chiefs parade shooting victim
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Ike Beats Tina to Death
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 15, 2024 11:01 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 15, 2024 11:01 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 15, 2024 11:02 AM (5jE4B)
Posted by: ShainS
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Ah. Triggers the Patrick O'Brian quote:
"The most unromantic beast that ever urged its squat thick bulk across the face of the protesting earth."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 15, 2024 11:03 AM (XeU6L)
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink Group 7-14 -
SLC-4E - Vandenberg SFB
February 15 at 1:24 p.m. PT, 4:24 p.m. ET
http://tinyurl.com/27nhvn8j
Posted by: Ciampino - Got a fresh scrubbing cloth, just in case at February 15, 2024 11:04 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: LenNeal at February 15, 2024 10:52 AM (9yXr+)
ahem.. OUR DEMOCRACY vs. fascism, however we choose to define that term.
Posted by: Auspex at February 15, 2024 11:05 AM (j4U/Z)
I saw that in the movie 10 1/2 with Marcello Mastroianni.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 15, 2024 11:05 AM (P7Q1x)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 15, 2024 11:07 AM (P7Q1x)
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I hope it doesn't lead to a groundswell of right-wing voting!!!
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 15, 2024 11:07 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Muldoon
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His face sure rings a bell.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 15, 2024 11:08 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 11:17 AM (KpWJP)
Posted by: red speck at February 15, 2024 11:19 AM (0Id0S)
Posted by: red speck at February 15, 2024 11:20 AM (0Id0S)
Posted by: Muldoon
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His face sure rings a bell.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 15, 2024 11:08 AM (2yu8s)
*golf clap*
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 11:59 AM (3CVIc)
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