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White House Press Briefing (Not With The Old Vegetable, But With Two Younger Vegetables)

Live feed here. Some clips below.

"Powerfully"

Suddenly I'm in the mood for a Twinkie.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:01 PM




Comments

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1 1sr

Posted by: RUReadingthis at February 09, 2024 02:01 PM (aQ25I)

2 These are not the droids you are looking for.

Posted by: Present Charlie Foxtrot at February 09, 2024 02:01 PM (krQz2)

3 Sponge!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 09, 2024 02:01 PM (a3Q+t)

4 Yup he cleared everything up last night.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at February 09, 2024 02:02 PM (ytSiK)

5 WH council white washing bidens mental feebleness

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 09, 2024 02:02 PM (PQ4m2)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)

7 The press secretary formerly known as Baghdad Bob.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at February 09, 2024 02:02 PM (bNf8H)

8 You know...keeping it in the news by feeding it with complaining feels like a bad idea.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 02:02 PM (GBKbO)

9 Move on already. The French chick.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at February 09, 2024 02:03 PM (ytSiK)

10 Holy crap that sign language woman's face.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)

11 Expecting nothing of substance to happen.

Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2024 02:03 PM (sm6Pk)

12 Baghdad Bob - perfect analogy.

Posted by: caf at February 09, 2024 02:03 PM (/+mVZ)

13 Yeah being the Leader of the "free" World and mistaking Mexico for Egypt isn't frightening ?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 09, 2024 02:03 PM (Akjoo)

14 Well he is either mentally competent and should immediately be indicted...
OR
He keeps mistaking his diaper for pudding pops, is in the mid-stage of Alzheimers and needs to step down.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 09, 2024 02:04 PM (N39Ws)

15 White House Advisor Ian Sams says the report raising questions about Joe Biden's mental fitness are "gratuitous" and "inappropriate"
++++
Options:
1. The report is accurate and Biden is unfit.
2. The DoJ is a rogue agency, Garland must be removed and all of the agency's actions under Garland need to be reassessed, scrutinized and in many cases reversed.

Pick one.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 02:04 PM (yjAVs)

16 Willowed-

RNC Research
@RNCResearch

Biden spokesman Ian Sams falsely accuses Republicans of making up "claims of a two-tiered system of justice"

http://tinyurl.com/mtfc9ur7

Posted by: redridinghood at February 09, 2024 02:04 PM (NpAcC)

17 Be careful what you wish for! Here comes president Gavin!

Posted by: InZona at February 09, 2024 02:04 PM (NZJTI)

18 Ian Sams is giving Baghdad Bob a run for his money.
++++
Well, he's a propagandist, so...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 02:04 PM (yjAVs)

19 To go with the last thread this Sams guy makes me want to yell "nerd ...nerd"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 09, 2024 02:04 PM (EeR8D)

20 These are not the droids you are looking for.
Posted by: Present Charlie Foxtrot
----

Pay no attention to the man behind he curtain.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2024 02:04 PM (XeU6L)

21 Why is the song from the original MASH movie playing in my head?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

22 Though I do want to see Biden punch a reporter.

Posted by: InZona at February 09, 2024 02:05 PM (NZJTI)

23 Whoa, Ian Sams really looks like a penis.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 02:05 PM (yjAVs)

24 To go with the last thread this Sams guy makes me want to yell "nerd ...nerd"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 09, 2024 02:04 PM (EeR8D)



"We've got bush!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

25 "That report was bullshit, except for the part where they said there was reason to go after Biden."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 02:05 PM (yjAVs)

26 Whoa, Ian Sams really looks like a penis.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 02:05 PM (yjAVs)



And he doesn't even have to wear a skin cap.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

27 Baghdad Bald

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Retard strength, Trumps smart power at February 09, 2024 02:05 PM (WF0+t)

28 >Ian Sams is giving Baghdad Bob a run for his money
---

Whats the under/over how many shots of bourbon he downed before the press conference?

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 09, 2024 02:05 PM (GTqXr)

29 I hate nerds!!! Apparent that was filmed at the University of Arizona.

Posted by: InZona at February 09, 2024 02:06 PM (NZJTI)

30 Gratuitous and inappropriate?

The guy is allegedly THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!

Pardon my french, but fuck you. Nothing's gratuitous or inappropriate, when you pricks are stumbling and fumbling toward World War III.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2024 02:06 PM (casCC)

31 Though I do want to see Biden punch a reporter.
Posted by: InZona at February 09, 2024 02:05 PM (NZJTI)



MY BUTT'S BEEN WIPED!!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)

32 Why is the song from the original MASH movie playing in my head?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)
---
"Suicide is Painless?"

Gotta admit, watching these media hacks spinning at 7200 RPM is a bit wearying for the soul.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 09, 2024 02:06 PM (7fElN)

33 Pay no attention to the man behind he curtain.

Posted by: Mike Hammer

Well, if he'd stop wandering in and out of the curtain...

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at February 09, 2024 02:06 PM (hCzfy)

34 Eggplant is a vegetable no?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 09, 2024 02:06 PM (eYF7X)

35 "Frush? What the fuck's a frush?"

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 09, 2024 02:06 PM (mBgPG)

36
Whats the under/over how many shots of bourbon he downed before the press conference?
Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 09, 2024 02:05 PM (GTqXr)



Piker......

Posted by: Texas Speaker of the House at February 09, 2024 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

37 And what is it with these penis-headed people who look like Klaus Kinski?

We're ruled by literal vampires.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2024 02:07 PM (casCC)

38 "We've got bush!!!"
Posted by: Sponge

-

(sighs and remembers fondly the time when adult women wanted to look like adult women)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Retard strength, Trumps smart power at February 09, 2024 02:07 PM (WF0+t)

39 I am Sams. I am Sams. Sams. Sams I am. I would not lie. Not here, there, in a house, with a mouse, in a box, with a fox, in a car, in a tree, in the dark, in the rain, on a train, with a goat or on a boat.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at February 09, 2024 02:07 PM (bNf8H)

40 "Frush? What the fuck's a frush?"
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 09, 2024 02:06 PM (mBgPG)



Isn't that like a yeast infection in your mouth?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

41 We got years and years of Reagan jokes about his state of mind in his last term but it's totes okay that Joe is having dinner conversation with Elvis, Sir Walter Raleigh, and Field Marshal Douglas Haig.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 09, 2024 02:07 PM (wb1YC)

42 "Ignore that man at the podium last night!"

Posted by: Great and Powerfull Oddz at February 09, 2024 02:08 PM (krQz2)

43 What if C-A-T really spelled dog?

Posted by: InZona at February 09, 2024 02:08 PM (NZJTI)

44 Latrine curled up in a ball somewhere?

Posted by: Ben Had at February 09, 2024 02:08 PM (Fk7W1)

45 Finally, the Dems are on their heels. "Two tiered justice system"? Beautiful.

Posted by: PJ at February 09, 2024 02:08 PM (G1dq6)

46 LMAO...I wouldn't want that guy's job.

Posted by: Orson at February 09, 2024 02:08 PM (dIske)

47 Judging from the speech impediment and overall demeanor it seems this Sams fellow has smoked a lot of pole.

Posted by: Had lots of chin nuts he has at February 09, 2024 02:08 PM (pKFK0)

48 To go with the last thread this Sams guy makes me want to yell "nerd ...nerd"
Posted by: Smell the Glove
---------------

'Blowjob, blowjob' scene from Animal House
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5mjsMEMmoQ

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2024 02:08 PM (XeU6L)

49 Okay Sams.. If Biden is completely competent and knows what he's doing lets charge him for the crime he clearly committed...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 09, 2024 02:08 PM (Akjoo)

50 Biden spokesman Ian Sams falsely accuses Republicans of making up "claims of a two-tiered system of justice" pic.twitter.com/1JPjvEtxW0

This argument would get a lot easier if the GOPe would do its job and bring charges against Democrats.

For example why hasn't Hillary had an arrest warrant issued from Arkansas for the CGI grift?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 09, 2024 02:08 PM (ibTVg)

51 Biden spokesman Ian Sams falsely accuses Republicans of making up "claims of a two-tiered system of justice"
++++
1. All claims are "made up" until proven.
2. This claim proves itself.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 02:09 PM (yjAVs)

52 ---
"Suicide is Painless?"

Gotta admit, watching these media hacks spinning at 7200 RPM is a bit wearying for the soul.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 09, 2024 02:06 PM (7fElN)



That's the one.

However, on that topic, I'd rather have "A Tout Le Monde" in my head.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)

53 Not breaking news: Biden won't make it past the second furlong in the presidential horse race.

Posted by: 13times at February 09, 2024 02:09 PM (3GhRZ)

54 Ahem, February 8th never happened. Let’s move on.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 09, 2024 02:09 PM (u73oe)

55 Speaking of faggy and superior...

Posted by: Niles Crane at February 09, 2024 02:09 PM (v5S+t)

56 Suddenly I'm in the mood for a Twinkie.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:01 PM


Just one?

Posted by: Chris Christie at February 09, 2024 02:09 PM (a3Q+t)

57 LMAO...I wouldn't want that guy's job.
Posted by: Orson at February 09, 2024 02:08 PM (dIske)
++++
Why not?

You'd have a job serving the Party you love and will get a pension. Beats saying the same shit on DU for free.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 02:09 PM (yjAVs)

58 Not breaking news: Biden won't make it past the second furlong in the presidential horse race.

Posted by: 13times at February 09, 2024 02:09 PM (3GhRZ)
---
They shoot Bidens, don't they?

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 02:09 PM (krQz2)

59 >45 Finally, the Dems are on their heels. "Two tiered justice system"? Beautiful.

Posted by: PJ at February 09, 2024 02:08 PM (G1dq6)

Not me! My heels are behind my ears!

Posted by: Kaaaaahmala at February 09, 2024 02:10 PM (GTqXr)

60 Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson

PANIC: Top Clinton Advisor Paul Begala ADMITS Defeat LIVE on CNN after Joe Biden proves to the world he's senile hours after federal prosecutors declare him UNFIT for office:

"I slept like a baby last night. I woke up every two hours and wet the bed. This is terrible for Democrats. And anybody with a functioning brain knows that... This is going to be a really rough, ugly, unpleasant campaign."

http://tinyurl.com/mr39jc5h

Posted by: redridinghood at February 09, 2024 02:10 PM (NpAcC)

61 Carryover from previous thread :

527 Top 90s movie soundtracks:

Dumb and Dumber
Judgement Night

Nothing else comes close.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 09, 2024 02:02 PM (cSaKW)

Empire Records.

Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2024 02:10 PM (sm6Pk)

62 WH Reporter: Does the President still remember diddling his daughter in the shower?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 09, 2024 02:10 PM (eYF7X)

63 I think this guy watched the Tucker interview and confused Putin with Jo Jo The Dimension clown.

Posted by: nohone at February 09, 2024 02:10 PM (h3H9f)

64 In my wildest dreams I would love to see the DOJ say - Oh, Okay then we'll take the White House's word on the mental vitality of the President. President Biden is now indicted on multiple criminal charges of unauthorized possession of classified documents and divulging classified information.

Posted by: Cheri at February 09, 2024 02:10 PM (oiNtH)

65 Question posed: Is the fair lady Jessica a twinkie when her bulls are done with her?

Also: Why won't she let me watch?

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at February 09, 2024 02:10 PM (ibTVg)

66 The guy looks like a sad penis.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 09, 2024 02:10 PM (FjX4/)

67 Something about an emperor having no clothes.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 09, 2024 02:10 PM (MeG8a)

68 "Suicide is Painless?"
---
Sounds like you're trying to get a message to Joe??

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 02:10 PM (krQz2)

69 What if C-A-T really spelled dog?
Posted by: InZona

Then Terry Bradshaw still couldn't spell cat if you spotted him the D and the O.

Posted by: Hollywood Henderson at February 09, 2024 02:10 PM (KAi1n)

70 These dip-shit reporters (BIRM) are being totally defanged by this penis-looking, fast-talking lawyer. Fox and other networks should all get one of their legal talking heads accredited as a White House Reporter. Put them in the network seats when they learn the Junta is sending a lawyer out to defend Biden.

Posted by: Gref at February 09, 2024 02:11 PM (5fDan)

71 His favorite pomade is Diaper Dan

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at February 09, 2024 02:11 PM (dzZCL)

72 Telling the truth in times of almost universal deceit is kind of a revolutionary act.

In 20 years, people will look back on this and wonder why Biden was not forced from office.....and that's the best case scenario.

And this dickless wonder up there talking about Biden, well, he's just a paid shill for the Junta.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at February 09, 2024 02:11 PM (vcOmj)

73 Be careful what you wish for! Here comes president Gavin!

Without massive cheating Gavin can't even carry CA. He would lose to DeSantis... Oh wait, he even admits Ron kicked his ass in that debate.

The DemonRat bench is pretty bare: they've already brought in all the lefties they have. Hochul and Whitmer are both worried about a storm dropping a house on them, and the Hildabeest has already gotten her ass kicked by Trump. Big Mike is too busy drowning people who caught a glimpse of his dick.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 09, 2024 02:11 PM (CecP5)

74 Finally, the Dems are on their heels. "Two tiered justice system"? Beautiful.
Posted by: PJ at February 09, 2024 02:08 PM (G1dq6)

Heh. And now it's out there for all to ponder.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 09, 2024 02:11 PM (BdMk6)

75 Biden isn't the absent-minded employee accidentally taking confidential docs home who immediately reported it when he discovered his error.

He snuck into the boss's office, stole document he thought he could sell, did actually sell some of the secrets, and, only when caught, gave them back.

If they hadn't have gone illegally after Trump, all those docs would still be in his garage, abandoned office, attic, etc.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 09, 2024 02:12 PM (cSaKW)

76 Options:
1. The report is accurate and Biden is unfit.
2. The DoJ is a rogue agency, Garland must be removed and all of the agency's actions under Garland need to be reassessed, scrutinized and in many cases reversed.

Pick one.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 02:04 PM (yjAVs)

Option 1: Biden is so mentally unfit, that he cannot be prosecuted.
Option 2: Biden is mentally fit, and should remain as President.

Pick one.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 09, 2024 02:12 PM (xaFKb)

77 If Ian Sams ever goes to space, It is *definitely* gone to be on one of Bezo's dick rockets.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 02:12 PM (yjAVs)

78 Can we really form a balanced opinion about this until we've digested the commentary from DU and Daily Kos concerning this?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 09, 2024 02:12 PM (a3Q+t)

79 Deny,deny,deny

Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2024 02:12 PM (fwDg9)

80 Someone tried to convince me that Joe Biden wasn't in charge and that he was merely a spokesperson for the globalists try to overthrow America.

I was aghast! I thought that was what Nikki Haley was doing!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 09, 2024 02:12 PM (EEgXH)

81 38 "We've got bush!!!"
Posted by: Sponge

-

(sighs and remembers fondly the time when adult women wanted to look like adult women)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Retard strength, Trumps smart power at February 09, 2024 02:07 PM (WF0+t)

There's bush and then there's having Angela Davis' head ca 1974 in a scissorlock.

Posted by: Trim and tidy is the way at February 09, 2024 02:12 PM (II3Gr)

82 Ian is what happens when you get toilet dunked so many times in High School your hair all falls out by Junior Prom.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at February 09, 2024 02:12 PM (OZjDX)

83 75 Biden isn't the absent-minded employee accidentally taking confidential docs home who immediately reported it when he discovered his error.

He snuck into the boss's office, stole document he thought he could sell, did actually sell some of the secrets, and, only when caught, gave them back.

If they hadn't have gone illegally after Trump, all those docs would still be in his garage, abandoned office, attic, etc.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 09, 2024 02:12 PM (cSaKW)

Perfect understanding

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at February 09, 2024 02:12 PM (dzZCL)

84 >> Top 90s movie soundtracks:


Pump up the Volume.

If ONLY for the Bad Brains w/ Henry Rollins doing 'Kick Out The Jams'.

RIP Wayne Kramer

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2024 02:12 PM (/7Eaz)

85 All is well. The airport is secure.

Posted by: ... at February 09, 2024 02:13 PM (oNgxs)

86 The left traditionally does best when they bring in an unknown - like Obama or Clinton - that can play at being a conservative.

Though honestly the best man to switch to for them would be Mittens Romneycare.

Yes he was literally Hitler in 2012 but leftists will change views if told to and suddenly he'll be the "moderate centrist choice to save this country from Orangemanbad"

Posted by: 18-1 at February 09, 2024 02:13 PM (ibTVg)

87 >>In my wildest dreams I would love to see the DOJ say - Oh, Okay then we'll take the White House's word on the mental vitality of the President. President Biden is now indicted on multiple criminal charges of unauthorized possession of classified documents and divulging classified information.
Posted by: Cheri at February 09, 2024 02:10 PM (oiNtH)
______
Or at least charge him and request the court to order a mental examination to determine whether he has the mental capacity to be tried.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at February 09, 2024 02:13 PM (bNf8H)

88 Did Joe remember to put his pants on?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 09, 2024 02:13 PM (zssUw)

89 Mr Swirlie.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 09, 2024 02:13 PM (mBgPG)

90 It's not a two-tired justice system because piers are on beaches

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 09, 2024 02:14 PM (cSaKW)

91 Deny,deny,deny
Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2024 02:12 PM (fwDg9)
---
From the con in D'Souza's after-prison movie:
---
Never give up the con
Never give up the con
Never give up the con.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 02:14 PM (krQz2)

92 Biden spokesman Ian Sams falsely accuses Republicans of making up "claims of a two-tiered system of justice"

http://tinyurl.com/mtfc9ur7

Posted by: redridinghood


Trump was president and thus had the authority to declassify anything, Biden did not.

Therefore, Trump broke no law and Biden did.

Thus, the DOJ is acting contrary to law, and is demonstrating a two tiered system of justice.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 09, 2024 02:14 PM (lTGtQ)

93 Finally, the Dems are on their heels. "Two tiered justice system"? Beautiful.

Posted by: PJ

I think that this will definately resonate with blacks.

Posted by: Cheri at February 09, 2024 02:14 PM (oiNtH)

94 Finally, the Dems are on their heels. "Two tiered justice system"? Beautiful.
Posted by: PJ at February 09, 2024 02:08 PM (G1dq6)

Heh. And now it's out there for all to ponder.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 09, 2024 02:11 PM


Some people may have done some things.
Mistakes may have been made.
Old news.
What difference, at this point, does it make?
Time to move on.

Posted by: DNC & the MSM at February 09, 2024 02:14 PM (a3Q+t)

95 Someone tried to convince me that Joe Biden wasn't in charge and that he was merely a spokesperson for the globalists try to overthrow America.

I was aghast! I thought that was what Nikki Haley was doing!


The uniparty offers up any choice you might want - from pasty senile white guy technocrat to sassy sensible minority female technocrat

Posted by: 18-1 at February 09, 2024 02:14 PM (ibTVg)

96 >77 If Ian Sams ever goes to space, It is *definitely* gone to be on one of Bezo's dick rockets.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 02:12 PM (yjAV

I saw Bezo's Dick Rockets open for the Plasmatics at the Khyber Pass in '88.

Posted by: Obligatory at February 09, 2024 02:14 PM (GTqXr)

97 Expecting nothing of substance to happen.
Posted by: XTC


You'll get nothing and like it!!

Posted by: Judge Smails at February 09, 2024 02:14 PM (vcOmj)

98 I guess they threw this rube out there figuring the chocolate mophead couldn't handle the lying required in front of a hostile press.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 09, 2024 02:14 PM (eYF7X)

99 It's not a two-tired justice system because piers are on beaches
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 09, 2024 02:14 PM (cSaKW)
---
Them beaches be crazy!

Posted by: Presilent Charlie Foxtrot at February 09, 2024 02:14 PM (krQz2)

100 Why didn't Mopsy do this conference? Did KJP finally holler, "No Mas?"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at February 09, 2024 02:14 PM (tT6L1)

101 Question posed: Is the fair lady Jessica a twinkie when her bulls are done with her?

Also: Why won't she let me watch?
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg
===
Watch?! Never. I don't even want you in the house when Diontray and Dontrelle arrive. Back to your cuckshed.

Posted by: Lady Jessica at February 09, 2024 02:15 PM (v5S+t)

102 62 WH Reporter: Does the President still remember diddling his daughter in the shower?
____

Let's not get into the realm of ridiculous questions here. It's impossible for the President to remember such a thing, as he wasn't President at that time. Next question.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 09, 2024 02:15 PM (fs1hN)

103 $100 says Pedo joe doesn't remember the presser from last night.

Posted by: Montec at February 09, 2024 02:15 PM (bWsRe)

104 Did they think whitesplaining would make it more credible than if Raggity Karine gave it?

Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2024 02:15 PM (fwDg9)

105 KICK OUT THE JAMS

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=yYYJld8iRPg


Posted by: BAD BRAINS w/ HENRY ROLLINS at February 09, 2024 02:15 PM (/7Eaz)

106 Suddenly I'm in the mood for a Twinkie.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace


That's a really big Twinkie.

Posted by: Winston Zedemore at February 09, 2024 02:15 PM (vcOmj)

107 Remember we had to throw George Santos out of congress for lying about being gay, but Mullah Omar banging her brother is fine...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 09, 2024 02:15 PM (ibTVg)

108 Or at least charge him and request the court to order a mental examination to determine whether he has the mental capacity to be tried.
Posted by: Frasier Crane

Much better!

Posted by: Cheri at February 09, 2024 02:15 PM (oiNtH)

109 "We've got bush!!!"
Posted by: Sponge

Booger!! "Risky Business".


80s gave us full on bush
90s gave us landing strips
00s gave us hardwood floors
2020s gave us penises.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 09, 2024 02:15 PM (N39Ws)

110 This talk of senility seems to be hitting Joe harder than the stories about his corruption.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 09, 2024 02:16 PM (zssUw)

111 And I was so looking forward to SwifferHead coming out and defending last night.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 09, 2024 02:16 PM (wb1YC)

112 WH Reporter: Does the President still remember diddling his daughter in the shower?
____



That didn't happen. That was written in someone else's diary that Biden demanded back because it wasn't hers.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)

113 This spokespenis is also super smarmy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 02:16 PM (yjAVs)

114 A justice system which is 2 tiered isn't justice by any stretch of the imagination. We've had 7 years of these people parroting "no one is above the law" as if it's some kind of mantra, which it is, to them.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 09, 2024 02:16 PM (MeG8a)

115 Watch?! Never. I don't even want you in the house when Diontray and Dontrelle arrive. Back to your cuckshed.

Fine, fine at least let me get my anime pillow first.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at February 09, 2024 02:16 PM (ibTVg)

116 Option 1: Biden is so mentally unfit, that he cannot be prosecuted.
Option 2: Biden is mentally fit, and should remain as President.

Pick one.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 09, 2024 02:12 PM (xaFKb)
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Nope!

Posted by: The Healing Power of And at February 09, 2024 02:16 PM (krQz2)

117 Booger!! "Risky Business".


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 09, 2024 02:15 PM (N39Ws)



This is a goof, right?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)

118 Now I can't remember which org he runs... who is the gay bald guy who is a WEF bigshot?

Him, this guy here, and the NBA commish... they ALL look like they were separated at birth, and look like Kinski's Nosferatu.

If I believed in the devil, I'd think any/all of them must be spawns of Satan.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2024 02:17 PM (tif+3)

119 What does Jonah do these days?

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 09, 2024 02:17 PM (FjX4/)

120 Suddenly I'm in the mood for a Twinkie.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace

There's a box of Twinkies in that grocery store. Not just any box of Twinkies, the last box of Twinkies that anyone will enjoy in the whole universe. Believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 09, 2024 02:17 PM (N39Ws)

121 Sean Davis
@seanmdav
5m
How demeaning for this idiot to be the one forced to go out and peddle such laughable, obvious lies. Imagine how little self-respect he must have to do something like this for a vegetable who clearly couldn’t even pick him out of a lineup.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 09, 2024 02:17 PM (NpAcC)

122 Hmmm... very little talk about what else he did last night.

He threw Israel under the bus.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 09, 2024 02:17 PM (xaFKb)

123
That didn't happen. That was written in someone else's diary that Biden demanded back because it wasn't hers.


It is amazing how quickly we went from "her diary is a forgery" to "of course the FBI can go seize stolen goods"

Posted by: 18-1 at February 09, 2024 02:17 PM (ibTVg)

124 As I was telling Beau a couple of hours, it's absurd for anyone to question my memory.

Posted by: Joe at February 09, 2024 02:17 PM (bWsRe)

125 What does Jonah do these days?

Eat?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 09, 2024 02:17 PM (ibTVg)

126 I like twinks.

Posted by: L. Grahamnasty at February 09, 2024 02:17 PM (a3Q+t)

127 Sno-Balls? Sno-Balls? Sno Balls? Where's the f*cking Twinkies?

Posted by: Tallahassee at February 09, 2024 02:18 PM (/HDaX)

128 What does Jonah do these days?

***

Trulicity

Posted by: Azathoth at February 09, 2024 02:18 PM (wb1YC)

129 73 The DemonRat bench is pretty bare: they've already brought in all the lefties they have. Hochul and Whitmer are both worried about a storm dropping a house on them, and the Hildabeest has already gotten her ass kicked by Trump. Big Mike is too busy drowning people who caught a glimpse of his dick.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 09, 2024 02:11 PM (CecP5)


The smart play for them would be to bring in someone nobody's heard of that wasn't involved in 2020 Covid hysteria, and then gaslight everyone about how all the bad was of the Trump/Biden era and they're making a clean break. I don't think they're smart enough to pull that off, though. Well, maybe smart enough but too taken in by the power-ueber-alles mantra of the post-Clinton Democrats since all the high level and very involved apparatchiks are demanding it be their turn to wear the crown.

Posted by: CppThis at February 09, 2024 02:18 PM (PZvjL)

130 80s gave us full on bush
90s gave us landing strips
00s gave us hardwood floors
2020s gave us penises.


That's...kinda hot.

Posted by: David French at February 09, 2024 02:18 PM (ibTVg)

131 117
This is a goof, right?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)

Joel, every once in a while you just have to say "what the f***".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 09, 2024 02:18 PM (N39Ws)

132 To be fair, I'm sure that SOMEONE is in charge.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 09, 2024 02:18 PM (X39qi)

133 119 What does Jonah do these days?
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 09, 2024 02:17 PM (FjX4/)

Eat. A lot.

Posted by: Montec at February 09, 2024 02:18 PM (bWsRe)

134 122 Hmmm... very little talk about what else he did last night.

He threw Israel under the bus.
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That made Obama happy. Obama hates him some Bibi.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 09, 2024 02:18 PM (FjX4/)

135 KICK OUT THE JAMS

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=yYYJld8iRPg

Posted by: BAD BRAINS w/ HENRY ROLLINS at February 09, 2024 02:15 PM (/7Eaz)
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And by "Jams" we mean Peter Doocey

Posted by: The Biden Administration at February 09, 2024 02:18 PM (krQz2)

136 How demeaning for this idiot to be the one forced to go out and peddle such laughable, obvious lies. Imagine how little self-respect he must have to do something like this for a vegetable who clearly couldn’t even pick him out of a lineup.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 09, 2024 02:17 PM (NpAcC)
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Even vegetables such as the idiot spouting Junta lies has a sense of self preservation.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at February 09, 2024 02:18 PM (tT6L1)

137 Suddenly I'm in the mood for a Twinkie.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace

I'll take the "twink", and you can keep the "ie". 😉

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at February 09, 2024 02:18 PM (JCZqz)

138 @seanmdav
How demeaning for this idiot to be the one forced to go out and peddle such laughable, obvious lies. Imagine how little self-respect he must have to do something like this for a vegetable who clearly couldn’t even pick him out of a lineup.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 09, 2024 02:17 PM (NpAcC)
++++
Humiliation is part of the kink?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 02:18 PM (yjAVs)

139 This talk of senility seems to be hitting Joe harder than the stories about his corruption.
===
Obviously he knows the corruption charges are true.

Posted by: Old man puppet Jeff Dunham at February 09, 2024 02:19 PM (v5S+t)

140 sockOFF

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2024 02:19 PM (/7Eaz)

141 110 This talk of senility seems to be hitting Joe harder than the stories about his corruption.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 09, 2024 02:16 PM (zssUw)

That's just human nature. Tell me a dementia patient who doesn't go nuts when someone points out they are no longer competent.

Posted by: Nova Local at February 09, 2024 02:19 PM (exHjb)

142
"I'm Joe Biden, goddammit! You think you're better than me?"

Posted by: Don Black at February 09, 2024 02:19 PM (geLO8)

143 The smart play for them would be to bring in someone nobody's heard of that wasn't involved in 2020 Covid hysteria

Posted by: CppThis at February 09, 2024 02:18 PM (PZvjL)
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It looks like a job for Generic Democrat!

Posted by: The Biden Administration at February 09, 2024 02:19 PM (krQz2)

144 Why is the second string out there? Get KJP in the game!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 09, 2024 02:20 PM (a3Q+t)

145 He's happy to lie. He's a commie crotch-sniffer.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 09, 2024 02:20 PM (mBgPG)

146
Joel, every once in a while you just have to say "what the f***".
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 09, 2024 02:18 PM (N39Ws)



Booger was in Revenge of the Nerds.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)

147 @seanmdav
How demeaning for this idiot to be the one forced to go out and peddle such laughable, obvious lies. Imagine how little self-respect he must have to do something like this for a vegetable who clearly couldn’t even pick him out of a lineup.
Posted by: redridinghood

___

These fuckers all get paid out. He'll end up at some DC "advocacy group" or some shit making $300K a year at a now show, now work job.

Posted by: Montec at February 09, 2024 02:20 PM (bWsRe)

148 Biden's interviews with Hur must have been something... He did this badly with a sympathetic DOJ and I assume his Lawyers present...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 09, 2024 02:20 PM (Akjoo)

149 The smart play for them would be to bring in someone nobody's heard of that wasn't involved in 2020 Covid hysteria, and then gaslight everyone about how all the bad was of the Trump/Biden era and they're making a clean break. I don't think they're smart enough to pull that off, though. Well, maybe smart enough but too taken in by the power-ueber-alles mantra of the post-Clinton Democrats since all the high level and very involved apparatchiks are demanding it be their turn to wear the crown.
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So you're saying they need a new Jimmy Carter, rite?

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 09, 2024 02:20 PM (FjX4/)

150 127 Sno-Balls? Sno-Balls? Sno Balls? Where's the f*cking Twinkies?
Posted by: Tallahassee at February 09, 2024 02:18 PM (/HDaX)


Where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 09, 2024 02:20 PM (N39Ws)

151 I checked Goldberg's twitter feed. The only recent thing he's got is...a picture of dogs.

I guess selling his soul to the people that wanted to get rid of his mother was lucrative enough to keep him in hotpockets and anime...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 09, 2024 02:20 PM (ibTVg)

152 139 This talk of senility seems to be hitting Joe harder than the stories about his corruption.
===
Obviously he knows the corruption charges are true.
Posted by: Old man puppet Jeff Dunham at February 09, 2024 02:19 PM (v5S+t)

Corruption is so normal in DC, that he knows it IS no big deal... at least in DC.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 09, 2024 02:20 PM (xaFKb)

153 Princeton could use someone like Joel.

Posted by: Montec at February 09, 2024 02:20 PM (bWsRe)

154 Off! Off! Damn sock!

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 02:21 PM (krQz2)

155 Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 09, 2024 02:21 PM (mBgPG)

156 So if they're truly trying to force Joey Shitbrains out, and last night was a deliberate hit by his own handlers to make him look damaged and unfit (the dominant theory from the last post), than what is this obvious damage-control for? If the "deliberate hit" theory was correct, then there wouldn't be damage control and an obvious attempt to turn Biden's demented drooling into a "powerful" speech. I'm doubling down on my theory that Biden is going nowhere.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 09, 2024 02:21 PM (iFTx/)

157 Louisville Slugger + this guys head = some assembly required

Liberals/leftists have a look. Ugly and miserable looking go hand in hand. Nine times out of ten you can guess a persons political philosophy just by looking at them.

Posted by: JROD at February 09, 2024 02:21 PM (IlL6s)

158 >>Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!


"It's Go Time!"

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2024 02:21 PM (/7Eaz)

159
Republicans have an actual traitor who is senile and had sex with his daughter and they have the nerve to accuse Joe (a decent man and the best president we've had in 100 years at unifying the country and getting the economy back on its feet after Agent Orange tried to destroy it).

We have the strongest border ever (Joe has deported more people than Donald and actually built more wall - the numbers are in black and white) although it could be stronger if Republicans would stop obstructing for their corporate paymasters.

I wish Joe would fight the media more since they are basically working for Orange at this point. The media will do so much better if he gets in even if he's in jail and all they care about is $$$.


My impression of DU. How did I do?

Posted by: ... at February 09, 2024 02:21 PM (oNgxs)

160 I've never seen Ian Sams before. Is he the sacrificial lamb because the others still want a career after last night?

Posted by: pookysgirl had flashbacks last night to working in the Memory Care Ward at February 09, 2024 02:21 PM (dtlDP)

161 Yeah if this was a hit, you wouldn't have the NYT and WaPo running pieces defending him. I'm not sure what happened, maybe an attempted coup, that was stopped by the deep state in time? Who knows.

Posted by: Montec at February 09, 2024 02:22 PM (bWsRe)

162 Cue the Suess jokes.

Posted by: Sam I Am at February 09, 2024 02:22 PM (cbCoK)

163 The President shat powerfully. His retinue of turd-sniffers was pleased.

Posted by: The National Clean Up - Paint Up - Fix Up Bureau at February 09, 2024 02:22 PM (MvF+J)

164
"You think you're better than my dad?"

-Hunter Biden

Posted by: Don Black at February 09, 2024 02:22 PM (geLO8)

165 I checked Goldberg's twitter feed. The only recent thing he's got is...a picture of dogs.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 09, 2024 02:20 PM (ibTVg)
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Which kinda stays on the subject of sandwiches. Future sandwiches.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 02:22 PM (krQz2)

166 Ian Sams is just missing the Leather Trade Gear and the Doggie mask.

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2024 02:22 PM (/7Eaz)

167 156 So if they're truly trying to force Joey Shitbrains out, and last night was a deliberate hit by his own handlers to make him look damaged and unfit (the dominant theory from the last post), than what is this obvious damage-control for? If the "deliberate hit" theory was correct, then there wouldn't be damage control and an obvious attempt to turn Biden's demented drooling into a "powerful" speech. I'm doubling down on my theory that Biden is going nowhere.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 09, 2024 02:21 PM (iFTx/)

=========

It's just cover for the coup! Michelle is ready to take over! A detached gossip columnist told me so!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 02:22 PM (GBKbO)

168 159 My impression of DU. How did I do?
Posted by: ... at February 09, 2024 02:21 PM (oNgxs)

=======

I thought it was genuine.

A+

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 02:23 PM (GBKbO)

169 I love watching them defend a guy's sanity who challenged a voter to a push up contest in Dec 2019.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 09, 2024 02:23 PM (wb1YC)

170 Every time someone accuses Joe of being a retard, Beau gets his wings torn off.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 09, 2024 02:23 PM (X39qi)

171 121 How demeaning for this idiot to be the one forced to go out and peddle such laughable, obvious lies. Imagine how little self-respect he must have to do something like this for a vegetable who clearly couldn’t even pick him out of a lineup.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 09, 2024 02:17 PM (NpAcC)


"No backbone on the man...but he gets paid enough not to have one."
-The Driver, The Hire: Star

(aka that one time BMW gave us a glimpse into an alternate reality where commercials are actually really cool and watchable)

Posted by: CppThis at February 09, 2024 02:23 PM (PZvjL)

172 As per the last Biden thread: What's funny and sad is that Ole Joe probably has no recollection of what happened and what he said yesterday.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 09, 2024 02:23 PM (BdMk6)

173 Cue the Suess jokes.
Posted by: Sam I Am at February 09, 2024 02:22 PM (cbCoK)
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Hey you gettin' drunk, so sorry
I've got you Seussed.

Posted by: Tommy at February 09, 2024 02:23 PM (krQz2)

174 What does Jonah do these days?
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 09, 2024 02:17 PM (FjX4/)

Eat. A lot.
=
I do a lot of housekeeping for the Lady Jessica 😉. I spend time beautifying my cuckshed.

Posted by: Jonah choadberg at February 09, 2024 02:23 PM (v5S+t)

175 We've officially entered a very dangerous "rule of Junta" phase. The Junta is flailing, it appears.

I guarantee whatever move the Junta makes, it will be the worst possible thing they can do.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at February 09, 2024 02:23 PM (tT6L1)

176 Arrrrrroooooooooooooooo

Posted by: Howling BBC Feminist Manifesto Choir at February 09, 2024 02:23 PM (OiAR7)

177 160 I've never seen Ian Sams before. Is he the sacrificial lamb because the others still want a career after last night?
_______

He's the culmination of hours of research and advancements in robotics and AI.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 09, 2024 02:23 PM (fs1hN)

178 careful what you wish for! Here comes president Gavin!

Without massive cheating Gavin can't even carry CA. He would lose to DeSantis...
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 09, 2024 02:11 PM (CecP5)

Alls I know is he carried CA in the recall election. I think he's a shoe in. Remember, I'm fully black pilled.

Posted by: InZona at February 09, 2024 02:23 PM (NZJTI)

179 Sams is sticking with the lie that staffers accidentally packed-up the classified documents in Joe's possession. Also says this happens in every Administration.

The report's photos put a lie to this. The classified files discovered in Joe's private home were not in boxes with a GSA List of Contents; most were not in boxes. Staffers accidentally unboxed files and put them in cabinets in Joe's two offices? Joe didn't know what was in offices in his private offices for over four years?

Could be, I guess, if Joe had severe dementia over four years ago.

Posted by: Gref at February 09, 2024 02:23 PM (5fDan)

180 Last night Biden took a break from fucking underaged hookers to console his dad. It's THAT bad.

Posted by: Montec at February 09, 2024 02:24 PM (bWsRe)

181 So if they're truly trying to force Joey Shitbrains out, and last night was a deliberate hit by his own handlers to make him look damaged and unfit (the dominant theory from the last post), than what is this obvious damage-control for? If the "deliberate hit" theory was correct, then there wouldn't be damage control and an obvious attempt to turn Biden's demented drooling into a "powerful" speech. I'm doubling down on my theory that Biden is going nowhere.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 09, 2024 02:21 PM (iFTx/)
++++
"Different factions" would be the obvious explanation.

The report itself came from Garland's organization, and Garland is firmly in the Kalorama faction. Last night's affair was probably Kalorama, too. As for today, who knows? Some other group or subgroup. Or even Biden loyalists. The Party runs everything, but the Party is not without its internal power struggles.

But whatever is going on, I agree with your conclusion. I still think Biden will be on the ticket in November. Time will tell, of course, but I haven't heard much noise about "likely replacements" and the like that would be spewed out by the Party's organs to soften up the public.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 02:24 PM (yjAVs)

182 >>What does Jonah do these days?


Mostly Peanut Butter based Subterfuge.

Posted by: Jona Goldberg's Dogs at February 09, 2024 02:24 PM (/7Eaz)

183 My impression of DU. How did I do?
Posted by: ... at February 09, 2024 02:21 PM


Not bad, but it could really use more cowbell. Really explore the grey box!

Posted by: THE Bruce Dickinson at February 09, 2024 02:24 PM (a3Q+t)

184 Everyone knew Joe's brain was f*cked during his campaign in 2019 from his "Corn Pop" story alone.

He hasn't been getting better the last 4 years.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

185 NY Chocolate? NY chocolate is best served in a waffle cone!

Posted by: Tranquilizer Joe at February 09, 2024 02:24 PM (EEgXH)

186 Who you gonna believe your own lying eyes and ears or democrat and government, but I repeat myself, experts?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 09, 2024 02:24 PM (17s+e)

187 "careful what you wish for! Here comes president Gavin!"

Somebody said Pritzker. He'd be worse than FJB.

Posted by: The National Clean Up - Paint Up - Fix Up Bureau at February 09, 2024 02:24 PM (MvF+J)

188 "That's a big twinkie"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 09, 2024 02:24 PM (xcxpd)

189 You know who that Sams twink reminds me of? Arnold Stang (Ray) from the gas station in It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World:

http://tinyurl.com/arnoldstang1

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at February 09, 2024 02:25 PM (/HDaX)

190 Katie Pavlich
@KatiePavlich

In order to clear up mental fitness issues, White House spox Ian Sams won’t commit to releasing transcripts from Biden’s interview w/ Special Counsel in October because “we are dealing w/ classified information here.” Yes, the same information Biden left unsecured in his garage.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 09, 2024 02:25 PM (NpAcC)

191 A Partisan Hit Job. “It’s hard to read the report and not think that, without the ability to charge Biden with a crime, Hur wanted to damage him politically.”

I am glad the President explored in anger and proved himself with a Press Conference that showed his memory's fine except for names.

Hur was hired to investigate, but throws in these unsubstantiated editorials. More proof any Republican who can't disavow loyalty to Trump suffers from character flaws that make them unfit for office.

Hurr has to be fired. Garland needs to call a press conference and explain that Hurr violated DOJ protocol and that he(Garland) made a mistake in appointing him. Otherwise, it looks like Garland was "in on it" as there was no actual reason to appoint a "special counsel".

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 09, 2024 02:25 PM (JCZqz)

192 I can't believe all you reich wingers are attacking him for a stutter.

Posted by: Paul (probably) at February 09, 2024 02:25 PM (bWsRe)

193 The report's photos put a lie to this. The classified files discovered in Joe's private home were not in boxes with a GSA List of Contents; most were not in boxes. Staffers accidentally unboxed files and put them in cabinets in Joe's two offices?

Just wait until it spills that Hunter sold off boxes of Joe's classified documents at a garage sale.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 09, 2024 02:25 PM (X39qi)

194 KING KONG DIDN'T GET SHIT ON ME!!!

Posted by: Presilent Charlir Foxtrot at February 09, 2024 02:25 PM (krQz2)

195 Partisan Hit Job. “It’s hard to read the report and not think that, without the ability to charge Biden with a crime, Hur wanted to damage him politically.” ...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 09, 2024 02:25 PM (JCZqz)
++++
He's right. It was a "partisan hit job." Everything the DoJ produces is.

But it was own party.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 02:25 PM (yjAVs)

196 We are pounding them...

Posted by: Baghdad Sam at February 09, 2024 02:26 PM (cbCoK)

197 Our country is born torn to shreds all for the cause of...Joe Biden?

I mean, really? This is the guy we're going to hell for?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 09, 2024 02:26 PM (KbCG3)

198 Why not?

You'd have a job serving the Party you love and will get a pension. Beats saying the same shit on DU for free.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 02:09 PM (yjAVs)

___________________________________

I'd have to purchase a customized motorcycle helmet to accommodate my continuously growing nose.

Posted by: Orson at February 09, 2024 02:26 PM (dIske)

199 So if Biden demonstrated last night that he is mentally sound, then he is prepared.to answer for all the classified crap he had jammed in his garage.
Good to know.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 09, 2024 02:26 PM (W/lyH)

200 showed his memory's fine except for names.

___

Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?

Posted by: Montec at February 09, 2024 02:26 PM (bWsRe)

201 "How do we win back working class families?"
"Let's send a gay guy out there. They love that. Where's Nathan Lane?"

Posted by: Wally at February 09, 2024 02:26 PM (hqVaF)

202 I'll say this about that. There is no way to deny that joetato cant keep all the names straight and who is dead or alive. They all just rattle around loose in his head untethered from reality. I bet he has super awesome conversations and comebacks in his head alla day long.

What a mess. People will still vote for him.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 09, 2024 02:27 PM (OiAR7)

203 191 I am glad the President explored in anger and proved himself with a Press Conference that showed his memory's fine except for names.

Hur was hired to investigate, but throws in these unsubstantiated editorials. More proof any Republican who can't disavow loyalty to Trump suffers from character flaws that make them unfit for office.

Hurr has to be fired. Garland needs to call a press conference and explain that Hurr violated DOJ protocol and that he(Garland) made a mistake in appointing him. Otherwise, it looks like Garland was "in on it" as there was no actual reason to appoint a "special counsel".
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 09, 2024 02:25 PM (JCZqz)

========

1. "except for names" That's hilarious.
2. "Investigators aren't supposed to come to conclusions," is a pretty hot take.
3. I will never tire of these people acting like the DOJ is a hive of right wing nutjobs. It flies so far in the face of reality as to be surreal.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 02:27 PM (GBKbO)

204 Really explore the grey box!
Posted by: THE Bruce Dickinson at February 09, 2024 02:24 PM (a3Q+t)

You mean talk more about Pelosi??

Posted by: ... at February 09, 2024 02:27 PM (oNgxs)

205 This talk of senility seems to be hitting Joe harder than the stories about his corruption.
Posted by: Northernlurker

I thought of that as well. He's always had a huge ego and wants to be seen as a tough guy so this is a gut punch to a guy like that. It's like your older Uncle that gets drunk at a family party and starts picking fights and threatening to take someone into the backyard to kick their ass.

Maybe it is Jill pushing this "President is fully competent and vigorous" because she can't bear the thought of having to leave under this shadow.

Posted by: Cheri at February 09, 2024 02:27 PM (oiNtH)

206 Who are you going to believe? Me, or your lying eyes?

Posted by: Ian Penis-Head at February 09, 2024 02:27 PM (X39qi)

207 156 So if they're truly trying to force Joey Shitbrains out, and last night was a deliberate hit by his own handlers to make him look damaged and unfit (the dominant theory from the last post), than what is this obvious damage-control for? If the "deliberate hit" theory was correct, then there wouldn't be damage control and an obvious attempt to turn Biden's demented drooling into a "powerful" speech. I'm doubling down on my theory that Biden is going nowhere.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 09, 2024 02:21 PM (iFTx/)


You're assuming that his handlers are of one mind, but they aren't. It is a most schizophrenic administration whose party line changes by the day, a fact they tend to publicly remind everyone of whenever an international crisis pops up.

Posted by: CppThis at February 09, 2024 02:27 PM (PZvjL)

208 187 "careful what you wish for! Here comes president Gavin!"

Somebody said Pritzker. He'd be worse than FJB
--------------
You mean Big Fat Pritzker, rite? Not Penny and Jennifer.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 09, 2024 02:27 PM (FjX4/)

209 The blonde in her underwear is extremely familiar with men lying to her, but she has to admit that this is the first time she's heard one of them go for the "my grandpa *totally* isn't senile and you're going to just love him" angle:
http://tiny.cc/uropwz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 02:27 PM (yjAVs)

210 "She could have Adolf Hitler's cum dripping out of her asshole "

This right here is why AOS is the best place on the internet.

Posted by: Montec at February 09, 2024 02:27 PM (bWsRe)

211 >that showed his memory's fine except for names.
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Names of people, names of places...it's perfectly fine you know, barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 09, 2024 02:27 PM (GTqXr)

212 Every time I see a *biden presser, or one of the junta propagandists I get the feeling someone's pissing on me and claiming it's raining. Yet I can clearly see them pissing on me and smirking while telling me (again), it's just rain. Like they just know there's not goddamn thing I can do about it.

This is exactly what I think is going on here.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 09, 2024 02:27 PM (Q4IgG)

213 Everyone knew Joe's brain was f*cked during his campaign in 2019 from his "Corn Pop" story alone.

He hasn't been getting better the last 4 years.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)
******
For me it was Joe talking about kids touching his hairy legs in a swimming pool

Posted by: redridinghood at February 09, 2024 02:28 PM (NpAcC)

214 Never leave young shildren, particularly young boys, alone with Ian Sams.

My homo-pedodar is pegging in the red.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 09, 2024 02:28 PM (17s+e)

215 You mean talk more about Pelosi??
Posted by: ... at February 09, 2024 02:27 PM (oNgxs)

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Pelosi probably gets Brazilians.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 09, 2024 02:28 PM (DRSnL)

216 208 Yes, there was a photo. He's enormous.

Posted by: The National Clean Up - Paint Up - Fix Up Bureau at February 09, 2024 02:28 PM (MvF+J)

217 Last night Biden took a break from fucking underaged hookers to console his dad. It's THAT bad.

Posted by: Montec at February 09, 2024 02:24 PM (bWsRe)
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WHY would he do that??!!

Posted by: Bob Hernandez at February 09, 2024 02:28 PM (krQz2)

218 The Party runs everything, but the Party is not without its internal power struggles.
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This is what it was like to be a Kremlinologist back in the day. I do not think i will like living in a reproduction of 1970s USSR.

Posted by: Is this Russia Danny? at February 09, 2024 02:28 PM (v5S+t)

219 Is that her everyday underwear?

Posted by: I gotta ask at February 09, 2024 02:28 PM (cbCoK)

220 Just wait until it spills that Hunter sold off boxes of Joe's classified documents at a garage sale.
____

Didn't they find boxes of classified docs in a closet at the Penn Biden Center at U of Pennsylvania, the one financed in part by China? I wonder how this was glossed over buy Hur-Dur.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 09, 2024 02:28 PM (fs1hN)

221 197 Our country is born torn to shreds all for the cause of...Joe Biden?

I mean, really? This is the guy we're going to hell for?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 09, 2024 02:26 PM (KbCG3)

Of course not.

He's just the hand basket.

Posted by: Just Lily at February 09, 2024 02:28 PM (vivhj)

222 My impression of DU. How did I do?
Posted by: ... at February 09, 2024 02:21 PM
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A

You missed A+ as your comment were too long. While the thought expressed were spot-on, they a mentally incapable of anything longer than a sentence.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 09, 2024 02:29 PM (cSaKW)

223 This is what it was like to be a Kremlinologist back in the day. I do not think i will like living in a reproduction of 1970s USSR.
Posted by: Is this Russia Danny? at February 09, 2024 02:28 PM (v5S+t)
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Yup.

It's all Kremlinology now.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 02:29 PM (yjAVs)

224 The White House spokeshole is spinning like a top. The main fig leaves are there was no willful intent or any document retention was accidental, and the comments about FJB's mental state are gratuitous.

This skips over that FJB stole those documents or accepted stolen property from a 3rd party and then kept them for decades because he thought he got away with that crime, and that saying he has dementia, in so many words, is factual.

Posted by: lost in space at February 09, 2024 02:29 PM (0hx4U)

225 ******
For me it was Joe talking about kids touching his hairy legs in a swimming pool
Posted by: redridinghood at February 09, 2024 02:28 PM (NpAcC)



Wasn't that during the same presser?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

226 EVERYTHING IS FINE! Nothing to see... move along.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 09, 2024 02:29 PM (NpAcC)

227 Twinkie reminds me,
Twinkle Twinkle Killer Kane.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 09, 2024 02:29 PM (J8LnB)

228 188 "That's a big twinkie"
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 09, 2024 02:24 PM (xcxpd)


"He slimed me." Dr. Peter Venkman (and perhaps Kamala Harris, Sandra Fluke, Pete Buttigieg and .....)

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 09, 2024 02:29 PM (N39Ws)

229 that showed his memory's fine except for names.
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Names are the first to go in a stutter.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 02:29 PM (krQz2)

230 I wouldn’t trust that guy just lookin’ at him.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 09, 2024 02:29 PM (sttDH)

231 >Pelosi probably gets Brazilians.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 09, 2024 02:28 PM (DRSnL)

...and here comes lunch.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 09, 2024 02:29 PM (GTqXr)

232 I blame Dr. Jill.

Cranky Joe belongs on the back porch in a rocking chair with a blanket and a bib and banana split.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 09, 2024 02:30 PM (EEgXH)

233 "Different factions" would be the obvious explanation.

The report itself came from Garland's organization, and Garland is firmly in the Kalorama faction. Last night's affair was probably Kalorama, too. As for today, who knows? Some other group or subgroup. Or even Biden loyalists. The Party runs everything, but the Party is not without its internal power struggles.

But whatever is going on, I agree with your conclusion. I still think Biden will be on the ticket in November. Time will tell, of course, but I haven't heard much noise about "likely replacements" and the like that would be spewed out by the Party's organs to soften up the public.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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The most powerful thing in politics is status quo. Very difficult to persuade people doing well that they can and should change horses due to risk avoidance. This is particularly true for oligarchies because rival factions might get the goodies in a change of scenery. This is also why government reforms founder unless you have about a decade or two of pushing out the oldsters with investment in the current system.

Posted by: whig at February 09, 2024 02:30 PM (/48iK)

234 223 This is what it was like to be a Kremlinologist back in the day. I do not think i will like living in a reproduction of 1970s USSR.
Posted by: Is this Russia Danny? at February 09, 2024 02:28 PM (v5S+t)
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Yup.

It's all Kremlinology now.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 02:29 PM (yjAVs)

=======

They are united in the party retaining power. Everything else is backbiting and jockeying for position within the party.

They'll put everything aside in October to ensure that there are enough mail in ballots in the wings to keep the party in power.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 02:30 PM (GBKbO)

235 Thought it was funny how PedoJoe made such a big deal about 5 hours of interviews over 2 days. Like yeah dude that's 2.5 hours a day of meetings. Something every middle manager in America does at a minimum. And this is supposed to be some kind of big example of how vigorous you are?

Posted by: Montec at February 09, 2024 02:31 PM (bWsRe)

236 best 90s movie soundtrack - either Pump Up the Volume or Drugstore Cowboy

I give the edge to DC which I have on vinyl and it is FANTASTIC (well side one is)

Posted by: BlackOrchidZ at February 09, 2024 02:31 PM (AcWfM)

237 Didn't they find boxes of classified docs in a closet at the Penn Biden Center at U of Pennsylvania, the one financed in part by China? I wonder how this was glossed over buy Hur-Dur.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 09, 2024 02:28 PM (fs1hN)
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Obviously Biden's worthless staff moved it from his residence to the university!!

Incompetents.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 02:31 PM (krQz2)

238
"He slimed me." Dr. Peter Venkman (and perhaps Kamala Harris, Sandra Fluke, Pete Buttigieg and .....)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 09, 2024 02:29 PM (N39Ws)



"What the hell are you doing??!?"

"I'd say successful test, gentlemen."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)

239 They are united in the party retaining power. Everything else is backbiting and jockeying for position within the party.

They'll put everything aside in October to ensure that there are enough mail in ballots in the wings to keep the party in power.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 02:30 PM (GBKbO)
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Yup. Unity against external threats, constant scheming on the inside.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 02:31 PM (yjAVs)

240 Well, I am convinced !

Posted by: runner at February 09, 2024 02:31 PM (V13WU)

241 You know...keeping it in the news by feeding it with complaining feels like a bad idea.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,


100%

They should have kept him in bed, call Scott Pelley and did the super bowl interview when more would have tuned in. If not just for morbid curiosity.

Easy questions. Ally in Pelley. Closed case and then moved on.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 09, 2024 02:31 PM (Ly6Ax)

242

Kamala could take Hitler's cum up her left nostril on live TV and would still be embraced by MFM.... Anyone that thinks any outcome is possible other than that orchestrated by the " elite " owners and masters that whip our asses daily, is delusional...

Posted by: Ped Xing at February 09, 2024 02:31 PM (1Loz3)

243 Pelosi probably gets Brazilians.

***

That must be tough for them to do what with having to look at its reflection in a bronze shield and all that.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 09, 2024 02:31 PM (wb1YC)

244
Cranky Joe belongs on the back porch in a rocking chair with a blanket and a bib and banana split.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 09, 2024 02:30 PM (EEgXH)



He belongs handed by the neck until dead.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

245 He's right. It was a "partisan hit job." Everything the DoJ produces is.

But it was own party.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

It was a FACTION of his party.

They are trying to thread a very delicate needle with even more delicate thread.

They need him to look like a harmless confused grandpa, AND still a sharp president.

And they will fail badly. The poles are too diametrically opposed. It's one thing to be a rayciss and fake sincerity (Byrd) and it is something else completely to be addled and sharp at the same time.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2024 02:32 PM (G8h7g)

246 Wasn't that during the same presser?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)
*****
Yes.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 09, 2024 02:32 PM (NpAcC)

247 >>> The blonde in her underwear is extremely familiar with men lying to her, but she has to admit that this is the first time she's heard one of them go for the "my grandpa *totally* isn't senile and you're going to just love him" angle:
http://tiny.cc/uropwz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 02:27 PM (yjAVs)


I think one of her plants needs watered.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 09, 2024 02:32 PM (2aHTB)

248 Sams - this report is garbage. Also, read the report.

Posted by: Candidus at February 09, 2024 02:32 PM (V1yiu)

249 Trump drinks water from a glass in a weird way...25TH AMENDMENT!!!!!

Biden can't remember what planet he's on: why Republicans sure are pouncing on this aren't they?

Posted by: Montec at February 09, 2024 02:32 PM (bWsRe)

250 It's all Kremlinology now.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 02:29 PM (yjAVs)
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It Sowiet America, government studies YOU!

Posted by: Yakov at February 09, 2024 02:32 PM (krQz2)

251 176 Arrrrrroooooooooooooooo
Posted by: Howling BBC Feminist Manifesto Choir at February 09, 2024 02:23 PM (OiAR7)

*samples that to use in the next ad bump*

Posted by: Delia Derbyshire at February 09, 2024 02:32 PM (sm6Pk)

252 WH Reporter: Does the President remember f*cking his current wife behind her ex-husbands back?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 09, 2024 02:32 PM (eYF7X)

253 Pelosi probably gets Brazilians.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 09, 2024 02:28 PM (DRSnL)



Why would you say that........WHY!??!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

254 The RPG games Age of Conan and Conan Exiles have stunning soundtracks, right up with the Basil Poledouris 1980 soundtrack.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 09, 2024 02:32 PM (cf/0E)

255 238
"What the hell are you doing??!?"

"I'd say successful test, gentlemen."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)

"Dropping off, or picking up?"

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 09, 2024 02:33 PM (N39Ws)

256 Unfortunately for us, the old gang of Kremlinologists is still around.

Posted by: runner at February 09, 2024 02:33 PM (V13WU)

257 241 100%

They should have kept him in bed, call Scott Pelley and did the super bowl interview when more would have tuned in. If not just for morbid curiosity.

Easy questions. Ally in Pelley. Closed case and then moved on.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 09, 2024 02:31 PM (Ly6Ax)

=========

"Okay, Joe, you got your time to yell at the clouds. You really showed 'em. Here are some quotes from moderates" (shows DU quotes) "This issue is settled, and it's time to move on with the business of running the government."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 02:33 PM (GBKbO)

258 Mannix girl today is damn near perfect.

Posted by: Montec at February 09, 2024 02:33 PM (bWsRe)

259 Unfortunately for the Prevaricator-in-Chief, the lies are not quicker than the eyes.

Posted by: Paco at February 09, 2024 02:33 PM (njExo)

260 That must be tough for them to do what with having to look at its reflection in a bronze shield and all that.
Posted by: Azathoth at February 09, 2024 02:31 PM (wb1YC)

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*snort*

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 09, 2024 02:33 PM (DRSnL)

261
I think one of her plants needs watered.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 09, 2024 02:32 PM (2aHTB)



Perfect opportunity to sock Harvey Weinstein: MISSED

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)

262 You'd have a job serving the Party you love and will get a pension. Beats saying the same shit on DU for free.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Really? And here I am, reposting DU shit for free!

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 09, 2024 02:33 PM (JCZqz)

263 Pelosi probably gets Brazilians.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 09, 2024 02:28 PM (DRSnL)


Why would you say that........WHY!??!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)
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Imports them all the way across Mexico to look after her vineyards.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at February 09, 2024 02:33 PM (tT6L1)

264 It's all Kremlinology now. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 02:29 PM (yjAVs)

As I've opined before, Biden reminds me of a cross between Andropov and Chernenko: Andropov's personality and Chernenko's health and history as an undistinguished gray lifelong Party functionary who was everyone's 4th or 5th choice, but the only one everyone could agree on.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 09, 2024 02:34 PM (7B5FA)

265 Really? And here I am, reposting DU shit for free!
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 09, 2024 02:33 PM (JCZqz)
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Sucker.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 02:34 PM (yjAVs)

266 Just as a general observation, if your spokespeople are having to deny that you're senile, you probably should hang it up. You don't recover from that.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 09, 2024 02:34 PM (CsUN+)

267 >> Pelosi probably gets Brazilians.


Unpossible.

They would have to grab the Wax and jump out a 3rd floor window.

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2024 02:34 PM (/7Eaz)

268
"Dropping off, or picking up?"
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 09, 2024 02:33 PM (N39Ws)



"Yes, it's true. This man has no dick."

"IT'S WHAT I HEARD!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

269 So if they're truly trying to force Joey Shitbrains out, and last night was a deliberate hit by his own handlers to make him look damaged and unfit (the dominant theory from the last post), than what is this obvious damage-control for? If the "deliberate hit" theory was correct, then there wouldn't be damage control and an obvious attempt to turn Biden's demented drooling into a "powerful" speech. I'm doubling down on my theory that Biden is going nowhere.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 09, 2024 02:21 PM (iFTx/)
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"Different factions" would be the obvious explanation.

But whatever is going on, I agree with your conclusion. I still think Biden will be on the ticket in November. Time will tell, of course, but I haven't heard much noise about "likely replacements" and the like that would be spewed out by the Party's organs to soften up the public.
Posted by: mailto:mannix2024@proton.me at February 09, 2024 02:24 PM (yjAVs)
_________

I think both last night and today were damage control. It's just that they drastically underestimated how badly Biden would perform.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 09, 2024 02:34 PM (iFTx/)

270 244
Cranky Joe belongs on the back porch in a rocking chair with a blanket and a bib and banana split.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 09, 2024 02:30 PM (EEgXH)


He belongs handed by the neck until dead.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden


He needs an aggressive case of good Ol'America ass cancer.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 09, 2024 02:34 PM (eYF7X)

271 The fact that Joetato is in the wild proud of his senility and the donks are advertising it indicates they are confident in a 2024 steal and are just shoving it in our faces.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 09, 2024 02:34 PM (17s+e)

272
Really? And here I am, reposting DU shit for free!
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 09, 2024 02:33 PM (JCZqz)
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I'm still amazed you remain sane after looking into the mouth of madness so often.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at February 09, 2024 02:34 PM (tT6L1)

273 So we got white mansplaining because Baghdad Booby couldn't handle the high hard ones.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 09, 2024 02:35 PM (CecP5)

274 I think both last night and today were damage control. It's just that they drastically underestimated how badly Biden would perform.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 09, 2024 02:34 PM (iFTx/)
++++
If so, then they're genuinely stupid, not merely foolish and evil.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 02:35 PM (yjAVs)

275 269
I think both last night and today were damage control. It's just that they drastically underestimated how badly Biden would perform.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 09, 2024 02:34 PM (iFTx/)

=======

Last night was Biden's idea.

Today is his staff's idea in response.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 02:35 PM (GBKbO)

276 >>Mannix girl today is damn near perfect.


I don't know about her face...but the rest of her is Certified Prime Grade.

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2024 02:35 PM (/7Eaz)

277 Maybe Biden will go to ground and we won't hear from him until after the election.

Posted by: m at February 09, 2024 02:35 PM (npwPn)

278 The blonde in her underwear is extremely familiar with men lying to her, but she has to admit that this is the first time she's heard one of them go for the "my grandpa *totally* isn't senile and you're going to just love him" angle:
http://tiny.cc/uropwz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 02:27 PM (yjAVs)

Looks like she's got a furry bottom. Pretty, although I hate the corset look. Yeah, I would if she'd change her lingerie into a short teddy.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 09, 2024 02:35 PM (BdMk6)

279 Sams - the report clearly says that there is not enough evidence to convict Biden of willful retention of classified information.

True, but only in the sense that the report concluded they could not convict Biden of the willful part.

Because his brain is tapioca and the jury would pity the feeble old man.

Posted by: Candidus at February 09, 2024 02:35 PM (V1yiu)

280 Pelosi probably gets Brazilians.

***

That must be tough for them to do what with having to look at its reflection in a bronze shield and all that.
===
To be perfectly honest, I like getting choked out during sex. And nobody knows choke holds like a BJJ black belt.

Posted by: Nancy, gasper, Pelosi at February 09, 2024 02:36 PM (v5S+t)

281 >>Looks like she's got a furry bottom. Pretty, although I hate the corset look. Yeah, I would if she'd change her lingerie into a short teddy.


Just put her in one of my Oxfords.

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2024 02:36 PM (/7Eaz)

282 These fuckers all get paid out. He'll end up at some DC "advocacy group" or some shit making $300K a year at a now show, now work job.
Posted by: Montec at February 09, 2024 02:20 PM (bWsRe)

Lies always pay better than the truth. I don't know how to fix the problem without being hugely punitive.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 09, 2024 02:36 PM (cf/0E)

283 So if they're truly trying to force Joey Shitbrains out, and last night was a deliberate hit by his own handlers to make him look damaged and unfit (the dominant theory from the last post), than what is this obvious damage-control for? If the "deliberate hit" theory was correct, then there wouldn't be damage control and an obvious attempt to turn Biden's demented drooling into a "powerful" speech. I'm doubling down on my theory that Biden is going nowhere.

Joe has his own people, and they are the ones defending him. You would expect that. It's the other PTB in the party who have the long knives out.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 09, 2024 02:36 PM (CsUN+)

284 I think both last night and today were damage control. It's just that they drastically underestimated how badly Biden would perform.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 09, 2024 02:34 PM (iFTx/)
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Wild, shaky stabs at damage control.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 02:36 PM (krQz2)

285 Just wait until it spills that Hunter sold off boxes of Joe's classified documents at a garage sale.
Posted by: Cicero

Those pics won't be shown by the MSM.

And non deciders aren't going to go looking for them.

They've been Jimmy Hoffa'd

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 09, 2024 02:36 PM (Ly6Ax)

286 best 90s movie soundtrack - either Pump Up the Volume or Drugstore Cowboy

I give the edge to DC which I have on vinyl and it is FANTASTIC (well side one is)
Posted by: BlackOrchidZ at February 09, 2024 02:31 PM (AcWfM)

The soundtrack from Singles was pretty good

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 09, 2024 02:36 PM (NtVYv)

287 Good morning, Sunday morning

Posted by: Nancy at February 09, 2024 02:36 PM (bWsRe)

288 Why would you say that........WHY!??!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

=====

I'm a giver like that.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 09, 2024 02:36 PM (DRSnL)

289 ===
To be perfectly honest, I like getting choked out during sex. And nobody knows choke holds like a BJJ black belt.
Posted by: Nancy, gasper, Pelosi at February 09, 2024 02:36 PM (v5S+t)



HAMMER TIME!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

290 If so, then they're genuinely stupid, not merely foolish and evil.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 02:35 PM (yjAVs)
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I think their hand was forced with the publication of the DOJ report.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at February 09, 2024 02:36 PM (tT6L1)

291 Dems are like those Japanese still fighting WW 2 on undiscovered Islands.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 09, 2024 02:37 PM (J8LnB)

292 Hur was hired to investigate, but throws in these unsubstantiated editorials. More proof any Republican who can't disavow loyalty to Trump suffers from character flaws that make them unfit for office.
DU Underground Transmissions

I agree regarding Hur and his editorials. Strike those out and let Biden face criminal charges.

Posted by: Cheri at February 09, 2024 02:37 PM (oiNtH)

293 =====

I'm a giver like that.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 09, 2024 02:36 PM (DRSnL)



You're welcome to take it back.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

294 Rear Naked Choke Again Javier AGAIN!!!!!

Posted by: Nancy, gasper, Pelosi at February 09, 2024 02:37 PM (v5S+t)

295 >>The soundtrack from Singles was pretty good


Just Re-Released on all sorts of cool color vinyl.

ExperienceVinyl has a cool looking edition right now.

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2024 02:37 PM (/7Eaz)

296 "That's a big twinkie"
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 09, 2024 02:24 PM (xcxpd)


Big Twinkie > Big Penguin

Posted by: Diogenes at February 09, 2024 02:37 PM (W/lyH)

297 275 269
I think both last night and today were damage control. It's just that they drastically underestimated how badly Biden would perform.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 09, 2024 02:34 PM (iFTx/)

=======

Last night was Biden's idea.

Today is his staff's idea in response.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 02:35 PM (GBKbO)
___________

Could very well be true

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 09, 2024 02:37 PM (iFTx/)

298 The soundtrack from Singles was pretty good
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 09, 2024 02:36 PM (NtVYv)
++++
That movie burned one of the best band names ever. Nobody can use "Citizen Dick" now, because it was fake band in that movie.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 02:37 PM (yjAVs)

299
The soundtrack from Singles was pretty good
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 09, 2024 02:36 PM (NtVYv)



Agreed. I have it in my rotation.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

300 I think both last night and today were damage control. It's just that they drastically underestimated how badly Biden would perform.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 09, 2024 02:34 PM (iFTx/)
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If so, then they're genuinely stupid, not merely foolish and evil.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 02:35 PM (yjAVs)
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I'm fairly certain that someone has started the "Don't you think he looks tired?" whisper campaign.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 09, 2024 02:37 PM (7fElN)

301 >>Mannix girl today is damn near perfect.


I don't know about her face...but the rest of her is Certified Prime Grade.
Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2024 02:35 PM (/7Eaz)

Excellent marbling.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 09, 2024 02:38 PM (4I/2K)

302 So if you rob a bank, get caught decades later, add long as you give some of the money back and cooperate, you committed no crime if you're over 75?

I mean, I'm no Small Town Pizza Lawyer, but if I don't know of a single criminal statute with "legal if you're over 75" exception.

It's kinda like, who knew the statute of limitations on stealing a Presidential election is 3 months:

Now, your 75th is olly-olly-oxen-free.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 09, 2024 02:38 PM (cSaKW)

303 Wild, shaky stabs at damage control.

Geez, I could do better than that.

Posted by: Michael J. Fox with a butterknife at February 09, 2024 02:38 PM (CsUN+)

304 So if they're truly trying to force Joey Shitbrains out, and last night was a deliberate hit by his own handlers to make him look damaged and unfit
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Finally, Kamala gets to see another staff not setting up their assignment for success

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 02:38 PM (krQz2)

305 White House Advisor Ian Sams
......

Who the fuck is this guy?

Posted by: wth at February 09, 2024 02:38 PM (v0R5T)

306 Just put her in one of my Oxfords.
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Shoes or shirts?

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 09, 2024 02:38 PM (FjX4/)

307 Excellent marbling.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 09, 2024 02:38 PM (4I/2K)
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I'm pretty sure that's brickwork.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 02:38 PM (yjAVs)

308 286 best 90s movie soundtrack - either Pump Up the Volume or Drugstore Cowboy

I give the edge to DC which I have on vinyl and it is FANTASTIC (well side one is)
Posted by: BlackOrchidZ at February 09, 2024 02:31 PM (AcWfM)

The soundtrack from Singles was pretty good
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 09, 2024 02:36 PM (NtVYv)

Throw "Go" in there, too.

Posted by: Delia Derbyshire at February 09, 2024 02:38 PM (sm6Pk)

309 Agreed. I have it in my rotation.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)
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No way I'm going to let you distract yourself from Nancy and her Brazilians.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at February 09, 2024 02:38 PM (tT6L1)

310 I still am wondering why *biden's wife would allow him to get in front of a presser, late in the day when he's obviously super cranky and prone to gaffs. Did she think he'd be coherent? She's around him daily, I presume, and would know better.

I somehow get the feeling Doctor Jill doesn't have her husband's best interests at heart. /s

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 09, 2024 02:38 PM (Q4IgG)

311 Off, ancient British Composer Sock.

Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2024 02:38 PM (sm6Pk)

312 You heard it here first

Hur did NOT kill himself.

Posted by: Montec at February 09, 2024 02:38 PM (bWsRe)

313 300 I'm fairly certain that someone has started the "Don't you think he looks tired?" whisper campaign.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 09, 2024 02:37 PM (7fElN)

=======

Counterpoint:

Russell T. Davies is a bad writer and does not understand much except what he likes to shove up his butt.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 02:39 PM (GBKbO)

314 I just got to the previous thread!

Ace I love that you put Better Off Dead in twice lol

And Heavy Metal twice as well

there were probably more twice ones ...

anyway that was fun!

Posted by: BlackOrchidZ at February 09, 2024 02:39 PM (AcWfM)

315 Lies always pay better than the truth. I don't know how to fix the problem without being hugely punitive.
Posted by: BourbonChicken
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Governments that run on lies eventually face a reckoning. You can always tell the end stages of such a regime as their lies are not even plausible anymore and they rely on coercion to make people repeat those lies as truth.

Posted by: whig at February 09, 2024 02:39 PM (/48iK)

316 310 I still am wondering why *biden's wife would allow him to get in front of a presser, late in the day when he's obviously super cranky and prone to gaffs. Did she think he'd be coherent? She's around him daily, I presume, and would know better.

I somehow get the feeling Doctor Jill doesn't have her husband's best interests at heart. /s
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 09, 2024 02:38 PM (Q4IgG)

Because she's a horrible human being.

Posted by: m at February 09, 2024 02:39 PM (npwPn)

317 Last night was Biden's idea.

And it was a bad one.... He should have just read that statement from earlier from the Oval Office and taken no questions..He just proved the report was right... Except for the part where he wouldn't be charged

Posted by: It's me donna at February 09, 2024 02:39 PM (Akjoo)

318 Obviously Biden's worthless staff moved it from his residence to the university!!

Incompetents.
Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 02:31 PM (krQz2)

Clearly he's no better at picking staff than Trump!

(That's a joke)

Posted by: Just Lily at February 09, 2024 02:39 PM (vivhj)

319 302 I mean, I'm no Small Town Pizza Lawyer, but if I don't know of a single criminal statute with "legal if you're over 75" exception.

It's kinda like, who knew the statute of limitations on stealing a Presidential election is 3 months:

Now, your 75th is olly-olly-oxen-free.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 09, 2024 02:38 PM (cSaKW)

Big Bubba doesn't want to rape and shank you anymore once you're that old, so prison just isn't the punishment that it could have been.

Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2024 02:39 PM (sm6Pk)

320 But whatever is going on, I agree with your conclusion. I still think Biden will be on the ticket in November. Time will tell, of course, but I haven't heard much noise about "likely replacements" and the like that would be spewed out by the Party's organs to soften up the public.

They'll run Biden for the same reasons that they ran Fetterman and a Dead Guy in PA in 2020; to rub our noses in the power of their cheating. "No matter how awful our candidate is we can drag them over the finish line with enough Buicks full of Ballots."

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 09, 2024 02:40 PM (CecP5)

321 315 Governments that run on lies eventually face a reckoning. You can always tell the end stages of such a regime as their lies are not even plausible anymore and they rely on coercion to make people repeat those lies as truth.
Posted by: whig at February 09, 2024 02:39 PM (/48iK)

========

"Say a woman can be a man, or we remove you from online life."
-like, 5 years ago

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 02:40 PM (GBKbO)

322 Today is his staff's idea in response.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 02:35 PM (GBKbO)
___________

Could very well be true.
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I'd say likely

Posted by: Magic 8 ball at February 09, 2024 02:40 PM (v5S+t)

323 Not oddly, Kamala seems to not have anything to say.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 09, 2024 02:40 PM (FjX4/)

324 Nood - all centered

Posted by: RUReadingthis at February 09, 2024 02:40 PM (aQ25I)

325 Though I do want to see Biden punch a reporter.
Posted by: InZona at February 09, 2024 02:05 PM (NZJTI)
......

I want to see him punch himself.

Posted by: wth at February 09, 2024 02:40 PM (v0R5T)

326 There is only one thing I agree with Joe Biden on in the last 50 years: I'm boycotting the fucking super bowl because I don't want to see one fucking second of Tay-tay.

It's going to be a clusterfuck of losers winning a loser bowl contest.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 09, 2024 02:40 PM (EEgXH)

327 I've never seen Ian Sams before. Is he the sacrificial lamb because the others still want a career after last night? Posted by: pookysgirl had flashbacks last night to working in the Memory Care Ward at February 09, 2024 02:21 PM (dtlDP)

That, and this is Sams's audition for the "need a shameless flack" PR/lobbying firm that will hire him after this gig is over.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 09, 2024 02:40 PM (7B5FA)

328
No way I'm going to let you distract yourself from Nancy and her Brazilians.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at February 09, 2024 02:38 PM (tT6L1)



https://youtu.be/Nco_kh8xJDs


*from the Singles movie soundtrack

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

329 Just wait until it spills that Hunter sold off boxes of Joe's classified documents at a garage sale.
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They'll only charge the innocent, unknowing buyer with espionage for purchasing classified secrets.

No one is above the law!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 09, 2024 02:40 PM (cSaKW)

330 Not oddly, Kamala seems to not have anything to say.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 09, 2024 02:40 PM (FjX4/)
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She's standing behind the curtain, reaping all the benefits.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 02:40 PM (krQz2)

331 Really? And here I am, reposting DU shit for free!
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 09, 2024 02:33 PM (JCZqz)
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I'm still amazed you remain sane after looking into the mouth of madness so often.
Posted by: blake



I'm just glad everyone finally realizes Intercepted is on our side.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2024 02:40 PM (G8h7g)

332 "Even you could get laid in a place like this."

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 09, 2024 02:41 PM (4I/2K)

333 Most Mannix babes look like you'd never ever meet them IRL; they don't hang out in the same places we mortals do. This lady looks like you could actually spot her IRL someday.

Posted by: The National Clean Up - Paint Up - Fix Up Bureau at February 09, 2024 02:41 PM (MvF+J)

334 I've never seen Ian Sams before.
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I present to you: Ian Sams, The Drawer of the Short Straw.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 02:41 PM (krQz2)

335 321 315 Governments that run on lies eventually face a reckoning. You can always tell the end stages of such a regime as their lies are not even plausible anymore and they rely on coercion to make people repeat those lies as truth.
Posted by: whig at February 09, 2024 02:39 PM (/48iK)
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Any reports on Biden's left arm shaking uncontrollably?

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 09, 2024 02:41 PM (FjX4/)

336 so the reason I love Drugstore Cowboy so much (I mean I love the film too) is the version of "For All We Know" used in the film and featured on the soundtrack

Van Zandt recorded it in his house off a TV performance - and badly - so it's a one off - only recorded on the soundtrack - really gritty sounding

you can find the studio version but it's just not the same at all

ah well. to me Drugstore Cowboy just epitomized 90s "artsy" films

Posted by: BlackOrchidZ at February 09, 2024 02:41 PM (AcWfM)

337 The best illusionists make you think you see what you didn’t see. Then you have cheap prop comics like Carrot Top. Then there’s this guy.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 09, 2024 02:42 PM (u73oe)

338 Sams is cherry-picking sentences, out-of-context, to attack Hur and defend Joe.

For example, he says the report says on one page there is evidence Joe willfully retained classified materials and on a later page the report says there is no evidence Joe did so. The latter is from a paragraph stating Hur does not believe there is sufficient evidence to convince a jury a crime was committed, Beyond A Reasonable Doubt. The report is consistent. Sams' BS is not.

Posted by: Gref at February 09, 2024 02:42 PM (5fDan)

339 You can always tell the end stages of such a regime as their lies are not even plausible anymore and they rely on coercion to make people repeat those lies as truth.

Posted by: whig at February 09, 2024 02:39 PM (/48iK)

Nonsense. The coming Five Year Plan will propel us into the 21st century!

Posted by: Mikhail Gorbachev at February 09, 2024 02:42 PM (gSZYf)

340 Excellent marbling.
Posted by: Count de Monet
++++
I'm pretty sure that's brickwork.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Here we are.

The Commodores

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 09, 2024 02:43 PM (Ly6Ax)

341 Today's full court press by the WH to counter the Hur report and FJB disastrous press conference reminds me of the scene from Das Boot where bolts are exploding into the sub interior from the sea pressure. I could smell their fear and panic through the TV.

Posted by: lost in space at February 09, 2024 02:43 PM (0hx4U)

342 292 Hur was hired to investigate, but throws in these unsubstantiated editorials. More proof any Republican who can't disavow loyalty to Trump suffers from character flaws that make them unfit for office.
DU Underground Transmissions

I agree regarding Hur and his editorials. Strike those out and let Biden face criminal charges.
Posted by: Cheri at February 09, 2024 02:37 PM (oiNtH)

“Hurdy gurdy gurdy,” “bork bork bork.”

Posted by: m at February 09, 2024 02:43 PM (npwPn)

343 267 >> Pelosi probably gets Brazilians.

Unpossible.

They would have to grab the Wax and jump out a 3rd floor window.
Posted by: garrett

Lol...I suddenly envision John McClain in Die Hard, jumping off the roof with the firehouse tied around his waist...but now attached to Kamala's taint.

Yippee ki yay, mother fuckers! (rrrriiiiiiiippppppp)

Posted by: Movie Moron at February 09, 2024 02:43 PM (JCZqz)

344 Pelosi probably gets Brazilians.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 09, 2024 02:28 PM (DRSnL)

Definitely. All those stock tips.

How are you, girl?

Posted by: ... at February 09, 2024 02:43 PM (oNgxs)

345 Excellent marbling.
Posted by: Count de Monet
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Lovely plumage--the Norther Blue!

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 02:44 PM (krQz2)

346 334 I've never seen Ian Sams before.
---
I present to you: Ian Sams, The Drawer of the Short Straw.
Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 02:41 PM (krQz2)

LOL

Posted by: m at February 09, 2024 02:44 PM (npwPn)

347 Mannix Girl - no visible tats or piercing
I approve

Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2024 02:44 PM (fwDg9)

348 Counterpoint:

Russell T. Davies is a bad writer and does not understand much except what he likes to shove up his butt.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 02:39 PM (GBKbO)
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Agreed. I actually didn't like the ending of that episode just for that reason. Harriet Jones had no reason to believe the aliens would not return in force in order to take over the earth. She was fully justified in her actions. They already demonstrated they were untrustworthy by breaking their word to The Doctor.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 09, 2024 02:44 PM (7fElN)

349 https://youtu.be/Nco_kh8xJDs


*from the Singles movie soundtrack
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)
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Heh, One of my favorite songs by Alice in Chains.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at February 09, 2024 02:45 PM (tT6L1)

350 Not oddly, Kamala seems to not have anything to say.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 09, 2024 02:40 PM (FjX4/)
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She's standing behind the curtain, reaping all the benefits.
Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 02:40 PM (krQz2)
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If she's hiding behind the curtains, her mouth is full. Who's back there with her?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 09, 2024 02:46 PM (7fElN)

351 "Say a woman can be a man, or we remove you from online life."
-like, 5 years ago
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Yep. Or that 2020 election was fraudulent. Michael Mann is the most honest climate researcher ever. Etc. DeTocqueville predicted this btw as a flaw in the American system.

Posted by: whig at February 09, 2024 02:46 PM (/48iK)

352 how quick can they pull Shapiro out of Philly to try as a new candidate?

Posted by: BlackOrchidZ at February 09, 2024 02:47 PM (AcWfM)

353 352 how quick can they pull Shapiro out of Philly to try as a new candidate?
Posted by: BlackOrchidZ at February 09, 2024 02:47 PM (AcWfM)

Is he really pulling an Ed Rendell and trying to run the state from Philadelphia?

It wouldn't surprise me...

Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2024 02:48 PM (sm6Pk)

354 The MSLSD spin is this was an attack by a MAGA special counsel that couldn't find a shred of evidence that FJB illegally retained classified documents for decades.

And for extra credit, because for Trump is under indictment for a similar situation and FJB isn't is proof that Biden is free and clear.

QED.

This is hilarious.

Posted by: lost in space at February 09, 2024 02:48 PM (0hx4U)

355 The SOROS Superbowl between the KC "Swifties " and the SF
American Values" teams will be THE most watched gam with the most bet on it. SOROS has been paying if the refs (we all saw it in the playoffs) he will be emailing us (his minions) just before kickoff to place bets.

Posted by: Paul banned at February 09, 2024 02:48 PM (ikzJO)

356 Nonsense. The coming Five Year Plan will propel us into the 21st century!
Posted by: Mikhail Gorbachev

Heh. But basically everything that the Soviets said about their agriculture system, we have American pols expressing some similar bullshit about the progress of American education.

Posted by: whig at February 09, 2024 02:49 PM (/48iK)

357 Hi, friends. Has Hur been fired or promoted? Promoted because he attempted to prove there was no bias toward the Biden’s by saying mean things? Fired because those mean things hit just a little too close to home? Promoted because he pretzeled his way to no charges? Fired because his reason for not charging is based on that old legal premise, The Bafoon Doctrine?

Posted by: Piper at February 09, 2024 02:50 PM (ZdaMQ)

358 Odds on Gov. Hair Gel chartered a presidential campaign jet today.

Posted by: lost in space at February 09, 2024 02:51 PM (0hx4U)

359 Any reports on Biden's left arm shaking uncontrollably?
Posted by: Pudinhead
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How dare you--Biden is strong as a Bull, Stronk I tell you.---the MSM.

Posted by: whig at February 09, 2024 02:51 PM (/48iK)

360 https://youtu.be/Nco_kh8xJDs


*from the Singles movie soundtrack
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)
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Heh, One of my favorite songs by Alice in Chains.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at February 09, 2024 02:45 PM (tT6L1)
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First AIC song I ever heard. Layne Staley had a helluva voice.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at February 09, 2024 02:53 PM (xPJvm)

361 352 how quick can they pull Shapiro out of Philly to try as a new candidate?
Posted by: BlackOrchidZ

White straight male. The Dems have basically painted themselves in a corner with their overt racialism. Any 'rescue' at this point has to be a woman preferably of color--Kamala or Mooch for example or perhaps Holchul/Whitmer if the Dems are worried about those states.

Posted by: whig at February 09, 2024 02:54 PM (/48iK)

362 355 The SOROS Superbowl between the KC "Swifties " and the SF American Values" teams will be THE most watched gam with the most bet on it.

i'm guessing this is about taylor swift's gams.

Posted by: anachronda at February 09, 2024 02:54 PM (v3pYe)

363 Look at that. The RNC managed to pull itself away from it's gourmet lifestyle to make a relevant tweet. Progress.

Posted by: DFCtomm at February 09, 2024 03:07 PM (50VAR)

364 Fardousa, 22, who has been a sex worker for three years, sits in a dark room
shaded by red curtains in a bullet-ridden apartment building in Mogadishu's Wardhigley
district. The rash extends to your foreskin: Being a wee
bit brutal with masturbation or sex will certainly make the foreskin and the helmet go red like
any other skin. The rash sometimes sends my foreskin underneath all red
as well which goes after a day. A lot of my sensation is gone,
as well. During the trip and afterwards I had a lot of pain in the area between the scrotum and the anus.
You need to relax the sphincter muscle of the anus - the muscle you squeeze when you need
to have a bowel movement but have to wait - to
receive anal sex. Appearance of the penis: From what you describe, I would need more detail, it sounds normal.
Or is there a more compelling reason for an investment in one or more specific digital tokens?
Once the penis is inside the anus, any thrusting should start only after the penis has ‘rested’ there for
a while. At the start of the year she did not believe that President Putin would order his men deeper into Ukraine, with such brutal consequences.

Posted by: groupsex at February 10, 2024 03:40 PM (RvKeV)

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