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Disclaimer: Ahoy.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM




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1 G'night everyone

Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2024 04:00 AM (fwDg9)

2 First?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 07, 2024 04:04 AM (omVj0)

3 >>>before the product could ship - yet.
Disclaimer: Ahoy.

; )

Posted by: m at February 07, 2024 04:05 AM (hyRRf)

4 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 07, 2024 04:09 AM (sAmhv)

5 Suzuki? They make motorcycles and used to make cars. I'm assuming they still make cars. Haven't seen one in decades.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 07, 2024 04:11 AM (sAmhv)

6 'Nite Skip !

Posted by: JT at February 07, 2024 04:13 AM (T4tVD)

7 Suzuki? They make motorcycles and used to make cars. I'm assuming they still make cars. Haven't seen one in decades.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 07, 2024 04:11 AM (sAmhv)

They move so fast ya cain't see 'um !

Posted by: JT at February 07, 2024 04:14 AM (T4tVD)

8 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 07, 2024 04:14 AM (T4tVD)

9 Bad Blue top 20 tweets

Feb 5
"Abort the Senate Border Bill!"
https://archive.is/gRXbk

Feb 6
NYC Cop-Beating Illegals Arrested in AZ
https://archive.is/qX4KO

a double-header

Posted by: m at February 07, 2024 04:18 AM (hyRRf)

10 One of my deployments in the 90s was in Africa (Ethiopia). We had a Suzuki sedan that was small. One night, we were heading back to where we were staying, and saw some local critters at an intersection. Hyenas. They are very big, by the way. You can't see that on TV. Anyway, these Hyenas were bigger than the Suzuki we were driving around. One of the Hyenas came up to the window. Its head was bigger than the window. Nothing happened, we drove off and the hyenas went off into the night to eat homeless people or whatever.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 07, 2024 04:26 AM (sAmhv)

11 the hyenas ate the horde

Posted by: Jamaica at February 07, 2024 04:53 AM (Eeb9P)

12 Sorry about that.

Posted by: Hyenas at February 07, 2024 04:55 AM (sAmhv)

13 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at February 07, 2024 05:02 AM (ju2Fy)

14 Slow night in Blogland......

"Tap-Tap-Tap....." Is this thing on ?

Posted by: JT at February 07, 2024 05:03 AM (T4tVD)

15 Well, it's mid-week. It's slow sometimes.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 07, 2024 05:05 AM (sAmhv)

16 "Tap-Tap-Tap....." Is this thing on ?

Posted by: JT at February 07, 2024 05:03 AM (T4tVD)

It won't turn on until you read the content!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 07, 2024 05:10 AM (gSZYf)

17 It won't turn on until you read the content!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

But what if....I read the content and don't understand it ?

That still counts, doesn't it ?

Posted by: JT at February 07, 2024 05:15 AM (T4tVD)

18 Suzuki? They make motorcycles and used to make cars. I'm assuming they still make cars. Haven't seen one in decades.
Posted by: Puddleglum
----------------

Brother had a Suzuki 40 HP outboard motor.

Posted by: olddog in mo at February 07, 2024 05:21 AM (ju2Fy)

19 10 One of my deployments in the 90s was in Africa (Ethiopia).
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 07, 2024 04:26 AM (sAmhv)

Cool.

Posted by: m at February 07, 2024 05:22 AM (hyRRf)

20 I posted this yesterday because a poster was feeling anxious and asked for prayer. This is from a beautiful book by a pastor/ Leslie Weatherhead- who worked in Londonz he was born in the 1800'scand died in 1977. Lots of people asked him about prayer so he wrote a book, "The House of Prayet" , This is from the section on praise:

I turn my thoughts quietly, O God, away from self to thee. I think of thy holiness- thy love - thy serenity,- thy joy- thy mighty thy purposefulness - thy wisdom - thy beauty - thy truth- thy final omnipotence. Slowly I murmur these great words and let their feeling and significance sink into the deep places of my mind.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2024 05:22 AM (uGfgF)

21 What kinda car did he have it on ?

Posted by: JT at February 07, 2024 05:23 AM (T4tVD)

22 Shit. Internet is down. I can't brush my teeth.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2024 05:26 AM (HWUgl)

23 22 Shit. Internet is down. I can't brush my teeth.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy



Heh! On the bright side, it won't be able to send your personal data to the NSA and Google.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 07, 2024 05:28 AM (sAmhv)

24 Heh, you'd think that, right

Posted by: Google at February 07, 2024 05:33 AM (Eeb9P)

25 yo wut sup

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2024 05:33 AM (ENQN6)

26 Oh, call your dentist

Posted by: Google at February 07, 2024 05:34 AM (Eeb9P)

27 Think about it....

There are enough people on earth who are so stupid they need the internet to yell at them for not brushing their teeth that someone invented a toothbrush that lets the internet yell at them for not brushing their teeth.

And still people think democracy is a good idea.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2024 05:36 AM (9UlRk)

28 What is going on at Nijisanji? I remember the percentage the talents make off of merch was kind of scandalous, but this seems like a deeper problem.

Posted by: Ace's liver at February 07, 2024 05:37 AM (B9Dv5)

29 I had a Suzuki recorder when i was a wee little otoko with a Transformers lunch pail and velcro sneakers.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2024 05:38 AM (9UlRk)

30 Yay. Ronna is going to resign.

Now they can get someone like Kevin McCarthy in there to change absolutely nothing.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2024 05:40 AM (HWUgl)

31 I also had a little red members only jacket that i left on the bus one time and got yelled at by my parents.

I lost a lot of coats as a child.

"Where's your coat?!?!?"

"What coat?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2024 05:41 AM (9UlRk)

32 I'd buy this in book form.

29 I had a Suzuki recorder when i was a wee little otoko with a Transformers lunch pail and velcro sneakers.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2024 05:38 AM (9UlRk)

31 I also had a little red members only jacket that i left on the bus one time and got yelled at by my parents.

I lost a lot of coats as a child.

"Where's your coat?!?!?"

"What coat?"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2024 05:41 AM (9UlRk)

Posted by: m at February 07, 2024 05:43 AM (hyRRf)

33 G'morning, all!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2024 05:43 AM (a1415)

34 The Adventures of Waraiberry Otoko?

"Mom and Dad asked me to paint a fence so i said OK sure and then painted the fence."

Probably not the most riveting tale....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2024 05:45 AM (9UlRk)

35 Actually the title of my own personal Buildungsroman would be "Come Here and Hold This a Minute: Tales of the Human Clamp".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2024 05:47 AM (9UlRk)

36 You just need to be selective when assembling the anecdotes.

Posted by: m at February 07, 2024 05:48 AM (hyRRf)

37
My toothbrush is voting for Biden. Every day. After every meal.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 07, 2024 05:50 AM (nIvob)

38 ... and you need spellcheck

Bildungsroman
noun
a novel dealing with one person's formative years or spiritual education.
ORIGIN
German, from Bildung ‘education’ + Roman ‘a novel.’

Posted by: m at February 07, 2024 05:50 AM (hyRRf)

39 I thought this was a beautiful and powerful devotional about a couple from England and a powerful practice. It does mention that the were called to serve a church in Birmingham, England, but the biblical reflection is based on a passage from Nehemiah, so the reflection is appropriate, I think, for both Christians and Jews. The link also has a section discussing the passage and some questions for reflection :

tinyurl.com/4yyy6m99

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2024 05:52 AM (uGfgF)

40 German, from Bildung ‘education’ + Roman ‘a novel.’
Posted by: m at February 07, 2024 05:50 AM (hyRRf)

Bloody hell i actually thought it was spelled "ausbuildung"...

Mas kaffe, si'l vous plait. Danke viel.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2024 05:53 AM (9UlRk)

41 Sorry. I used the word " power" redundantly and I also meant " powerful prayer practice." I hate typing on a little screen.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2024 05:53 AM (uGfgF)

42 Mas kaffe, si'l vous plait. Danke viel.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Gesundheidt !

Posted by: JT at February 07, 2024 05:56 AM (T4tVD)

43 Morning all!

If you are, or forced to, run some appliance or system in you home on wifi, is there a way to isolate that device so it can't access any thing else in the house? Or would a VPN do anything to prevent the takeover by toothbrush?

Posted by: Bruce at February 07, 2024 05:56 AM (vd8XM)

44 De nada.

Posted by: m at February 07, 2024 05:57 AM (hyRRf)

45 De nada.
Posted by: m at

You're welcomo !

Posted by: JT at February 07, 2024 06:00 AM (T4tVD)

46 Gesundheidt *bzzzt*

-->

Gesundheit

Posted by: m at February 07, 2024 06:01 AM (hyRRf)

47 Spiritual growth- a Christian devotional by a woman from Nigeria:

http://tinyurl.com/yuhd3uxh

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2024 06:01 AM (uGfgF)

48 LOL JT spreching various linguas

Posted by: m at February 07, 2024 06:01 AM (hyRRf)

49 Nevada Republican Party Presidential Primary Election Results

With 57% of the expected vote reported statewide for Republicans, "None of these candidates" is leading with 60% of the vote (26,038 votes). Nikki Haley has 33% (14,32, Mike Pence has 4% (1,793) and Tim Scott has 1% (543).

Former President Donald Trump is not on the ballot.

Posted by: rd at February 07, 2024 06:02 AM (yinAe)

50 Liawatha heep big mad

@ewarren
·
Follow
Fewer Doritos in your bag.
Fewer Oreos in your box.
Less toilet paper on your roll.

You aren’t imagining it—big corporations really are making you pay the same amount (sometimes more) for less. It’s called “shrinkflation,” and we’ve got to crack down on it.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2024 06:02 AM (ENQN6)

51 The Suzuki Omnichord seems like it could be fun.

For about 15 minutes.

Posted by: Bruce at February 07, 2024 06:03 AM (vd8XM)

52 It’s called “shrinkflation,” and we’ve got to crack down on it.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2024 06:02 AM (ENQN6)

Who's "we", white woman?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2024 06:04 AM (9UlRk)

53 43 If you are, or forced to, run some appliance or system in you home on wifi, is there a way to isolate that device so it can't access any thing else in the house? Or would a VPN do anything to prevent the takeover by toothbrush?
Posted by: Bruce at February 07, 2024 05:56 AM (vd8XM)

One of the problems, here, is that the people who hold the reins of power in these departments have YUGE incentives to lie to you.

Posted by: m at February 07, 2024 06:04 AM (hyRRf)

54 Hey, maybe cut back on the Doritos and Oreos and you won't need as much toilet paper.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2024 06:05 AM (9UlRk)

55 Fewer Oreos in your box.

They jumped the shark years ago when they made the decision to just put a whisper of the cream filling in the regular Oreo.
The "extra stuff" Oreo contains less filling than the regular Oreo of the 70's

Posted by: Bruce at February 07, 2024 06:06 AM (vd8XM)

56 52 It’s called “shrinkflation,” and we’ve got to crack down on it.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2024 06:02 AM (ENQN6)

Who's "we", white woman?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2024 06:04 AM (9UlRk)

Tea. Earl Grey. Hot. Spewed ALL over my keyboard.

Posted by: m at February 07, 2024 06:06 AM (hyRRf)

57 One of the problems, here, is that the people who hold the reins of power in these departments have YUGE incentives to lie to you.
Posted by: m

So, I shouldn't run my wifi enabled snow shovel either?

Posted by: Bruce at February 07, 2024 06:07 AM (vd8XM)

58 57 One of the problems, here, is that the people who hold the reins of power in these departments have YUGE incentives to lie to you.
Posted by: m

So, I shouldn't run my wifi enabled snow shovel either?
Posted by: Bruce at February 07, 2024 06:07 AM (vd8XM)

Ask Siri?

Posted by: m at February 07, 2024 06:08 AM (hyRRf)

59 Good morning morons

Local TV news reports Genius Governor Gavin is deploying 120 CHP officers to Oakland to "fight crime."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 07, 2024 06:09 AM (RIvkX)

60 Five faith based tips for overcoming fear and stress. From " Guideposts" magazine:

http://tinyurl.com/5n73nrh4

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2024 06:10 AM (uGfgF)

61 50 Liawatha heep big mad

@ewarren
·
Follow
Fewer Doritos in your bag.
Fewer Oreos in your box.
Less toilet paper on your roll.

You aren’t imagining it—big corporations really are making you pay the same amount (sometimes more) for less. It’s called “shrinkflation,” and we’ve got to crack down on it.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2024 06:02 AM (ENQN6)

Liawatha v "big corporations"
Where do it end.

Posted by: m at February 07, 2024 06:11 AM (hyRRf)

62 "So, I shouldn't run my wifi enabled snow shovel either?
Posted by: Bruce at February 07, 2024 06:07 AM (vd8XM)

Ask Siri?"

R3member a few years ago when WiFi and Bluetooth enabled sex toys were the rage?

Then somebody decided to start hacking into them


And things got 'sporty'.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2024 06:11 AM (a1415)

63 Local TV news reports Genius Governor Gavin is deploying 120 CHP officers to Oakland to "fight crime."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 07, 2024 06:09 AM (RIvkX)

"Yeah but if you count there's only 105 CHiPs!!!"

- Fauxcahontas

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2024 06:11 AM (9UlRk)

64 Local TV news reports that 20 cars were broken into at a South San Francisco hotel, mostly people escaping power outages at home.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 07, 2024 06:12 AM (RIvkX)

65 64 Local TV news reports that 20 cars were broken into at a South San Francisco hotel, mostly people escaping power outages at home.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 07, 2024 06:12 AM (RIvkX)

Sounds like a hellscape.

Posted by: m at February 07, 2024 06:12 AM (hyRRf)

66 g'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at February 07, 2024 06:14 AM (QwWES)

67 We talked about 23andMe here there other night.

Just saw a commercial for a new thing, where you send in your dna (doesn't say what form *wink wink*) and they synthesize it in to something and put it in a metal tube sho you can store it forever and analyze it later.

And im totally sure that they're not also stealing all your genetic information and storing it for your own needs.

In 25 years when someone wants to go analyze their grandma's DNA they'll now find out the bankrupt company charged them thousands for a vial of cranberry juice.

Posted by: Rbastid at February 07, 2024 06:14 AM (yRwlf)

68 @ewarren
·
Follow
Fewer Doritos in your bag.
Fewer Oreos in your box.
Less toilet paper on your roll.

More in my campaign account or I am coming after you.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2024 06:14 AM (HWUgl)

69 3 million swedes are going to wake up to super clean teeth, or their toothbrushes trying to give them the business without any vaseline.

Posted by: Rbastid at February 07, 2024 06:15 AM (yRwlf)

70 Liawatha: permanent "L" for Loser imprinted on her forehead

Posted by: m at February 07, 2024 06:15 AM (hyRRf)

71 Kirk Cameron and basketball star Jonathan Issac discuss their faith in Christ and what it means to their life:

http://tinyurl.com/37evynhx

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2024 06:15 AM (uGfgF)

72 Her Franzia box used to have 200oz, now it only has 180.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2024 06:15 AM (HWUgl)

73 On the plus side, former Baltimore State's attorney Marilyn Mosby was found guilty of one count of Federal mortgage fraud yesterday.

On top of her earlier Federal perjury conviction.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2024 06:16 AM (a1415)

74 Her Franzia box used to have 200oz, now it only has 180.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

She spills more than that when she drinks, so no biggy

Posted by: Bruce at February 07, 2024 06:16 AM (vd8XM)

75 How did the frozen head thing work out?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2024 06:16 AM (HWUgl)

76 72 Her Franzia box used to have 200oz, now it only has 180.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2024 06:15 AM (HWUgl)

LOL

Posted by: m at February 07, 2024 06:17 AM (hyRRf)

77 72 Her Franzia box used to have 200oz, now it only has 180.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2024 06:15 AM (HWUgl)

At that rate she's gonna need to crack into a fresh box by second breakfast.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2024 06:17 AM (9UlRk)

78 My achievement for the week is being suspended from Reddit for telling the local communist, who made a post basically harassing a woman for supporting Israel, that im going to take him on a helicopter ride.

Of course the commie didn't get suspended, and his post is still up, since reddit mods are basically all commies.

Posted by: Rbastid at February 07, 2024 06:18 AM (yRwlf)

79 Sounds like a hellscape.
Posted by: m at February 07, 2024 06:12 AM (hyRRf)
===

One victim lost his grandmother's ashes.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 07, 2024 06:18 AM (RIvkX)

80 Biden administration wanted to ban as "Anyone Who Tells You Vaccines Are Safe and Effective Is Lying," by Dr. Vernon Coleman. The book's description, which is currently available on Amazon, reads: "The facts about vaccination - so that you can make up your own mind.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2024 06:18 AM (ENQN6)

81 Remember back in the day when there was only about a nickel difference between regular and higher octane gasoline?

So how come there is now such a huge difference in price between the two?

Sometimes I see as much as a 75 cent per gallon difference.

And many newer cars are recommended to run on the higher grade stuff. While we still focus economic news on the price of regular gas.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2024 06:20 AM (a1415)

82 73 On the plus side, former Baltimore State's attorney Marilyn Mosby was found guilty of one count of Federal mortgage fraud yesterday.

On top of her earlier Federal perjury conviction.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2024 06:16 AM (a1415)

They'll use that as evidence they should go after Trump for the same after he's found guilty in the BS NY mortgage fraud case.

Then Mosby will be sentenced to 500 hours community service working at a Democrat non-profit that buys votes in Maryland.

Posted by: Rbastid at February 07, 2024 06:20 AM (yRwlf)

83 Ultimate doggy bath compilation.These love their baths!:

http://tinyurl.com/mr35rhus

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2024 06:20 AM (uGfgF)

84 Liawatha v "big corporations"
Where do it end.
Posted by: m at February 07, 2024 06:11 AM (hyRRf)

dildos at 10 paces

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2024 06:21 AM (ENQN6)

85 The Alaska National Guard on Friday said that a memorandum from the federal government had been issued, directing Alaska forces to prepare two LUH-72 Lakota helicopters and 20 guardsmen to potentially be deployed in early 2025. The units would help provide aviation support to U.S. Customs and Border Protection, said Alaska National Guard spokesperson Alan Brown.

Who had Texas vs. Alaska War on their Bingo Card?

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2024 06:26 AM (ENQN6)

86 Who had Texas vs. Alaska War on their Bingo Card?
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2024 06:26 AM (ENQN6)

I am sensing a bit of "Longshanks deploying the Irish against William Wallace" in this story....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2024 06:27 AM (9UlRk)

87 The Super Bowl Will Again Feature Two 'National Anthems'

The Star Spangled Banner and El Estandarte Estrellado

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2024 06:30 AM (ENQN6)

88 Who had Texas vs. Alaska War on their Bingo Card?
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2024 06:26 AM (ENQN6)
===

Joe Biden is a unifier you h8ers!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 07, 2024 06:31 AM (RIvkX)

89 Wait, are we supposed to kneel for the other anthem too, now?

Or switch knees between them?

I'm so confused. Being white is hard work.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2024 06:32 AM (9UlRk)

90 This beautiful and thoughtful woman thinks many of us would feel less fear and anxiety if we spent less time reading political news, so she's going to do a bit of a digital fast today except for work related things. She wishes you all a good day. 😊

http://tinyurl.com/8brf7rb8



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2024 06:34 AM (uGfgF)

91 If a black American wins anything in Paris, which anthem do they play?

Or will the Olympics people make everybody sit through two anthems?

.....

Hey, if you play them both at once do they sync up like Dark Side of the Moon?

I have so many questions.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2024 06:35 AM (9UlRk)

92 Or switch knees between them?

I'm so confused. Being white is hard work.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

With my two knee replacements. Either way I'm forked.

Posted by: Bruce at February 07, 2024 06:36 AM (vd8XM)

93 Nevada primary - as noted by poster above, Nikki Haley lost to "None of the above" LOL!!! Trump didn't participate because there was a hard to figure intaparty fight over whether they should have a primary or have caucuses, and Trump sided with those who wanted caucuses. They will be held soon.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2024 06:36 AM (S6gqv)

94 Attention Militaria Collectors

January 8 2024 Australia's government went fully off their rockers in the name of fighting counter-terrorism.

After the above mentioned date; if anyone is caught buying, selling, trading, disseminating, or shipping anything with a Nazi swastika, SS, or 'other offensive symbols' they can face up to 12 months in the gaol.

So some poor Aussie showing off on YouTube his newly built Eduard 1/48 Bf 109K-4 if he forgets to blur out the tail could I guess be hauled off for trial even.

Way to go Australia.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2024 06:37 AM (PWZHw)

95 Three million infected toothbrushes have just invaded Switzerland. (Tom's Hardware)
---
Well, at least they weren't infected with monkeypox...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 07, 2024 06:38 AM (BpYfr)

96 Nevada primary - as noted by poster above, Nikki Haley lost to "None of the above" LOL!!! Trump didn't participate because there was a hard to figure intaparty fight over whether they should have a primary or have caucuses, and Trump sided with those who wanted caucuses. They will be held soon.
Posted by: Tom Servo

And Joe WON!!! Narrowly beating Turd Sandwich.

Posted by: Bruce at February 07, 2024 06:38 AM (vd8XM)

97 89 Wait, are we supposed to kneel for the other anthem too, now?

Or switch knees between them?

I'm so confused. Being white is hard work.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2024 06:32 AM (9UlRk)

you now know how I feel at a Catholic Wedding

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2024 06:39 AM (ENQN6)

98 So with the recent historical first democratic primary held here in S.C. only garnering a 4% turnout, I wonder if there will be a statistical bump in participation in the upcoming Republican primary?

Possibly indicating democrats voting for Nikki in the Republican primary.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2024 06:40 AM (a1415)

99 mornin yall. I tried a wifi toothbrush on my toes but something jammed the signal.

Posted by: fd at February 07, 2024 06:41 AM (vFG9F)

100 93 Nevada primary - as noted by poster above, Nikki Haley lost to "None of the above" LOL!!! Trump didn't participate because there was a hard to figure intaparty fight over whether they should have a primary or have caucuses, and Trump sided with those who wanted caucuses. They will be held soon.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2024 06:36 AM (S6gqv)

The View will have Above on the show later this week.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2024 06:41 AM (ENQN6)

101 Well, at least they weren't infected with monkeypox...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

...yet

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2024 06:42 AM (HWUgl)

102 "you now know how I feel at a Catholic Wedding"

We were guests at one of those on Saturday.

I was amazed...20 minutes, from 'Here comes the bride' to 'OK folks, that's a wrap'.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2024 06:42 AM (a1415)

103 Well, at least they weren't infected with monkeypox...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

...yet
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2024 06:42 AM (HWUgl)

Oral B >>> Anal B

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2024 06:42 AM (9UlRk)

104 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. Time to work.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 07, 2024 06:43 AM (Q0kLU)

105 91 If a black American wins anything in Paris, which anthem do they play?

Or will the Olympics people make everybody sit through two anthems?

.....

Hey, if you play them both at once do they sync up like Dark Side of the Moon?

I have so many questions.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2024 06:35 AM (9UlRk)

wait wut they let blacks in the Olympics?

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2024 06:44 AM (ENQN6)

106 102 "you now know how I feel at a Catholic Wedding"

We were guests at one of those on Saturday.

I was amazed...20 minutes, from 'Here comes the bride' to 'OK folks, that's a wrap'.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2024 06:42 AM (a1415)

Our was a Baptist 13 minute wrap

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2024 06:45 AM (ENQN6)

107 57 One of the problems, here, is that the people who hold the reins of power in these departments have YUGE incentives to lie to you.
Posted by: m

So, I shouldn't run my wifi enabled snow shovel either?
Posted by: Bruce



Remember to reboot it after use. Clears the cache.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 07, 2024 06:45 AM (sAmhv)

108 Remember to reboot it after use. Clears the cache.
Posted by: Puddleglum,

HA!

And back it up regularly?

Posted by: Bruce at February 07, 2024 06:46 AM (vd8XM)

109 Breakfast time!!

Have a good one all.

Posted by: Bruce at February 07, 2024 06:46 AM (vd8XM)

110 61:Liawatha v "big corporations"
Where do it end.
Posted by: m



Until it stops working. LOTS of people fall for this crap.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 07, 2024 06:47 AM (sAmhv)

111 Several days ago, we were discussing property taxes, and how we don't pay any school tax here.

So...a link that explains South Carolina's unique school tax structure.

http://tinyurl.com/579bp34h

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2024 06:47 AM (a1415)

112 re: Nijisanji

Well the VTuber that that seems to have managed to make the label 'black company' stick to them like a scarlet letter is what happened to Selen.

At the end of last year she went into the hospital after trying to commit suicide. It seems management at Nijisanji was being some real a$$holes in regards to bullying her or allowing it to happen to her.

Nijisanji just released on Twitter their 'official' reasons for terminating Selen and basically it was all her fault.

Hilariously they said her access to her Selen account was revoked on 25 Dec but 'she' posted from that account after this. So most people think that post was Nijisanji doing CYA.

One of the fallouts from this is IIRC Neomanga who announced they were selling their remaining Nijisanji merchandise at cost and donating the proceeds to charity. Within a day about $2,000 in merchandise was sold and they donated the money to suicide prevention.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2024 06:47 AM (PWZHw)

113 Al Sharpton just told Senator Chris Murphy, one of the authors of this disastrous border bill, that America is getting invaded:

“We're looking every day at the invasion of migrants."

resist we much da Mexicans

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2024 06:48 AM (ENQN6)

114 We didn't really suffer from Trump's Economy until well into Biden's presidency.

So for the sake of America, let's elect Trump again so we can truly partake in the bounties of Bidenomics!!!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2024 06:48 AM (9UlRk)

115 "wait wut they let blacks in the Olympics?"

You know who was rather put out about Jesse Owens showing up, right?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2024 06:48 AM (a1415)

116 You know who was rather put out about Jesse Owens showing up, right?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2024 06:48 AM (a1415)

The other runners?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2024 06:50 AM (9UlRk)

117 Who had Texas vs. Alaska War on their Bingo Card?
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2024 06:26 AM (ENQN6)

I don’t understand why they would chose Alaska for this?

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at February 07, 2024 06:50 AM (8e0w3)

118 In breaking news of low priced beer, if you are near a Lowes grocery store, Yuengling just went on sale with a digital coupon. $16.88 per case of bottles. Limit of four cases.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2024 06:51 AM (a1415)

119 And Joe WON!!! Narrowly beating Turd Sandwich.
Posted by: Bruce



THE ELECTION WAS RIGGED!!

Posted by: Turd Sandwich, 2024! at February 07, 2024 06:51 AM (sAmhv)

120 "The other runners?"

well, yeh....them too.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2024 06:52 AM (a1415)

121 Wait, No One won in Nevada?

When did Odysseus enter the Presidential race?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2024 06:52 AM (PWZHw)

122 “A major challenge now is how to efficiently de-risk potential toxicities associated with mRNA technology,” the scientists wrote in the paper.

The toxicity risks include “lipid nanoparticle structural components, production methods, route of administration and proteins produced from complexed mRNAs,” the authors of the paper wrote.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2024 06:52 AM (ENQN6)

123 42 Mas kaffe, si'l vous plait. Danke viel.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Gesundheidt !
Posted by: JT at February 07, 2024 05:56 AM (T4tVD)


Egészségedre! *clinks coffee cup*

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, pinch-hitting for Miklos at February 07, 2024 06:53 AM (PiwSw)

124 “We're looking every day at the invasion of migrants."

lol. We don't need you any more. We have a whole dependent class to cement our power now!

Posted by: DNC at February 07, 2024 06:53 AM (5XnQR)

125 'If nominated, I won't run. If elected, I won't serve.'

-Gen. William Sherman

Could use a man like William Sherman again. Well, maybe not Atlanta and South Carolina.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 07, 2024 06:54 AM (sAmhv)

126 You know who was rather put out about Jesse Owens showing up, right?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2024 06:48 AM (a1415)

Woodrow Wilson

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2024 06:55 AM (ENQN6)

127 113 Al Sharpton just told Senator Chris Murphy, one of the authors of this disastrous border bill, that America is getting invaded:

“We're looking every day at the invasion of migrants."

resist we much da Mexicans
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2024 06:48 AM (ENQN6)


Sorry Al, the Intersectionality Stack has been resorted. Thanks for playing.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, pinch-hitting for Miklos at February 07, 2024 06:55 AM (PiwSw)

128 Big Al Sharpton is speaking about 'Replacement Theory'?

I thought we were told that was all MAGA bullshit?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2024 06:55 AM (a1415)

129 I don’t understand why they would chose Alaska for this?
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at February 07, 2024 06:50 AM (8e0w3)

size matters

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2024 06:56 AM (ENQN6)

130 70 New York City Housing Authority current and former employees arrested in a federal raid and accused in a massive bribery scheme.

Many of those indicted were honored employees and even ran for leadership positions in their unions.

The accused employees are charged with bribery and extortion after 'accepting cash payments from contractors in exchange for awarding NYCHA contracts.

Posted by: fd at February 07, 2024 06:56 AM (vFG9F)

131 Oh, yes, I forgot to say -because people were kindly concerned for me and/ or they said they would pray- I had my online court appearance yesterday. Doing court online was awful because of mechanical problems, so I finally just called in. I got a lessened charge because I have a clean record and this means a lower fee.

This will probably not surprise you that in the time in which I was there- about 45 minutes,-there were at least three people who spoke no English and needed an interpreter- one of whom was a Chinese national of military age. Hmmmm , and who had offenses of driving without a license and/or DUI and'/or having an open container of alcohol in their car. Someone I know tells me that all insurance rates will go up because of people driving without a license. My response to all of this; Thank God I don't have to pay such a big fee, court online is ludicrous and CLOSE THE BORDER!! Oh, yes, pray for Governor Abbott if you're a praying person and for those that support his policies.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2024 06:56 AM (uGfgF)

132
resist we much da Mexicans

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2024 06:48 AM


Just saw a video on Twit/X of someone asking the nationality of the so-called 'migrants' as they strolled past. Russian, Chinese, some Mediterranean Muslim country (I forget the name), and the usual south of the border crews.

But don't called it an invasion or yur a H8r.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 07, 2024 06:57 AM (nIvob)

133 How long before Al Sharpton gets labeled a MAGAT over at DU?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2024 06:57 AM (PWZHw)

134 Sorry Al, the Intersectionality Stack has been resorted. Thanks for playing.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, pinch-hitting for Miklos at February 07, 2024 06:55 AM (PiwSw)

kulaks?

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2024 06:57 AM (ENQN6)

135 Morning folks, thx Pixy Misa. Just watched clip of Mayor Adams saying how diverse the crowd and his administration was (all African American by the way) and comparing himself to Jesus. To think that of the Dem candidates in last election he was the least delusional is frightening (there was a banker named McGuire but he stood no chance)

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 07, 2024 06:58 AM (Mw26n)

136 Good morning rons and ettes. Happy hump day!

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at February 07, 2024 06:59 AM (iF0sF)

137 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 07, 2024 07:00 AM (u82oZ)

138 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at February 07, 2024 07:00 AM (NBVIP)

139 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

It is going to be a great day.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 07, 2024 07:00 AM (u82oZ)

140 FenelonSpoke

Thank you for the update. Hope life is a tad more serene, going forward.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 07, 2024 07:01 AM (u82oZ)

141 Without Toby Keith there wouldn’t be a Taylor Swift.. Toby signed her to his record label and gave her, her start..

Hope he made some bucks

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2024 07:01 AM (ENQN6)

142 {{{jewells45}}}

Thank you for your kind words yesterday morning.

Hope your test results make you smile.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 07, 2024 07:02 AM (u82oZ)

143 I'm in your bathroom, watching and recording and forwarding everything you do. Comparing notes with my fellow WiFi Toothbrushes.

Posted by: Your WiFi Toothbrush at February 07, 2024 07:03 AM (4I/2K)

144 rhennigantx

I did not know that.

Toby Keith was one of my favorites.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 07, 2024 07:03 AM (u82oZ)

145 Wait- Team Haley ran a shadow primary in NV to subvert the official caucus... and she couldn't even win that?

But of the actual human candidates... she won!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2024 07:03 AM (HWUgl)

146 @113

>>resist we much da Mexicans

Replacement theory is real, and at the rate the junta is shoveling hispanics into this country, the number will roughly be 1/3 of the black population by the time someone takes the oath of office in January of 25.

That's a large block of people that will mostly end up in our large cities in donk controlled states, in neighborhoods that are run by blacks and nominally majority black.

These hispanics are going to compete for resources, jobs and, eventually, political power.

The masterminds are trying to replace the indigenous population of Americans, and black Americans will be replaced first.

Looks like the lightbulb is starting to go off some black peoples heads.

I mean, taking out whitey might be cathartic I suppose but not if you take out your own people in the process.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 07, 2024 07:03 AM (XV/Pl)

147
That was the first time I heard of Russians coming across the border, but I'd bet a whole lot of military age males got outta Dodge instead of heading to Ukraine.

Since the left is so terrified of Russia, maybe they'll get serious soon.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 07, 2024 07:04 AM (nIvob)

148 A WiFi Toothbrush is too much connectivity, IMHO.

Does ones toothbrush update your Google files and your dentist?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 07, 2024 07:05 AM (u82oZ)

149 I don't know if the Dems have ever put out a bigger lie than this one:

'The only reason the border is not secure is because of Trump and his MAGA Republican friends"

And people will believe that.

Posted by: fd at February 07, 2024 07:05 AM (vFG9F)

150 The number of illegal immigrant hispanics probably already outnumber blacks. To say nothing of the legal hispanics.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2024 07:06 AM (HWUgl)

151 fd

I'm getting closer to the guy who says "Let them crash. They paid their money and take their chances."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 07, 2024 07:07 AM (u82oZ)

152 Boker Tov Patriots

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2024 07:07 AM (PQ4m2)

153 The only reason the border is not secure is because of Trump and his MAGA Republican friends"

And people will believe that.
Posted by: fd

It is true. If it weren't for Trump, they wouldn't have had to engineer the invasion in the first place.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2024 07:07 AM (HWUgl)

154 Welp, work preps wait for no good conversation.

Have a fabulous day, everyone. May your smile hearten others.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 07, 2024 07:08 AM (u82oZ)

155

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 07, 2024 07:09 AM (X4yCj)

156 Hillary wasn't lying when she said there will be no civility until Trump is gone.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2024 07:09 AM (HWUgl)

157 You are more than welcome Salty. Being able to taste food again means a whole lot to me!

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at February 07, 2024 07:10 AM (iF0sF)

158 Looks like the lightbulb is starting to go off some black peoples heads.

I mean, taking out whitey might be cathartic I suppose but not if you take out your own people in the process.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 07, 2024 07:03 AM (XV/Pl)

Well its too late baby

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2024 07:11 AM (ENQN6)

159 5 biological males dominate women’s college volleyball game. Two major head injuries.

gooderer and harderer

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2024 07:13 AM (ENQN6)

160 Be safe, Salty!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2024 07:14 AM (a1415)

161 Men make the best women.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 07, 2024 07:14 AM (NBVIP)

162 That video of the female SWAT team and the zipline is a must see. I almost choked from laughing. The Keystone cops have nothing on them.

Posted by: fd at February 07, 2024 07:15 AM (vFG9F)

163 China was single-handedly responsible for 96% of global coal power capacity construction last year, cementing its position as the biggest coal builder in the world.

Per data, released by Global Energy Monitor and reported by Bloomberg, China last year also accounted for 68% of new coal generation capacity that came online last year and 81% of newly planned coal generation projects.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2024 07:16 AM (ENQN6)

164 I was listening to B'More talk radio yesterday, and sure as shit..the 'The Border is Trump's fault' meme was playing already.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2024 07:16 AM (a1415)

165 159 5 biological males dominate women’s college volleyball game. Two major head injuries.

gooderer and harderer
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2024 07:13 AM (ENQN6)

Hope those 5 heroes fap themselves silly how awesome they are. Bunch of assholes

Posted by: A dude in MI at February 07, 2024 07:18 AM (/6GbT)

166 SINK THE YACHT!

Posted by: cheshirecat at February 07, 2024 07:18 AM (TwA+r)

167 @150

>>The number of illegal immigrant hispanics probably already outnumber blacks. To say nothing of the legal hispanics.

This may generally be the case, but this has been over a long period of time, the numbers that are coming through are staggering.

As has been noted, the junta is shoveling anywhere from a Wyoming to Delaware sized block of illegals into the country every three months or so, that's a massive influx.

Take NYC for instance, per census date blacks make up a little over 23pct of the population and hispanics make 29 pct.

If you look up the makeup of the NYC council, you see very few hispanic names, with an influx of 100s of thousands of hispanics into the city, that fight for power is going to begin happening once hispanics reach a critical mass.

That's why you Adams in NYC and the Dupe in Chicago screaming bloody murder.

The sh*t is going to hit the fan and I'm just glad I'm no where near a large urban city.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 07, 2024 07:19 AM (XV/Pl)

168 'The Border is Trump's fault' meme was playing already.

Nobody truly believes that. Any dem who blames Trump is just flat out lying and they know it.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at February 07, 2024 07:20 AM (iF0sF)

169 We used to be a thing.

Posted by: White people at February 07, 2024 07:21 AM (NBVIP)

170 Funny how the Left keeps telling me that colonization is bad.

While at the same time, they are importing folks who intend to...well...colonize us.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2024 07:21 AM (a1415)

171 Good morning everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 07, 2024 07:22 AM (SAX5G)

172 Why did the House plan so poorly on the Mayorkas vote? Are they really that incompetent? You don't have to answer that.

Posted by: fd at February 07, 2024 07:23 AM (vFG9F)

173 "We used to be a thing.
Posted by: White people"

Us too!

Posted by: Nature-made female sports champions at February 07, 2024 07:24 AM (a1415)

174 Are they really that incompetent? You don't have to answer that.
Posted by: fd

*Puts hand down and retakes my seat.*

Posted by: Tonypete at February 07, 2024 07:24 AM (SAX5G)

175 Do they offer any cogent explanation as to how the border crisis is Trump's fault?

Posted by: Don Black at February 07, 2024 07:25 AM (geLO8)

176 That's why you Adams in NYC and the Dupe in Chicago screaming bloody murder.

The sh*t is going to hit the fan and I'm just glad I'm no where near a large urban city.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 07, 2024 07:19 AM (XV/Pl)

Waiting for H town to flip. It will be muy feliz.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2024 07:25 AM (ENQN6)

177 The Border is Trump's fault' meme was playing already.

Nobody truly believes that. Any dem who blames Trump is just flat out lying and they know it.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at February 07, 2024 07:20 AM (iF0sF)


You've never been to Massachusetts, have you, jewells?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 07, 2024 07:25 AM (Q0kLU)

178 Damn, wind chill down into the twenties right now.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2024 07:25 AM (a1415)

179 LOL! MP4 actually I have. Many many years ago. I actually have family there from my dads side.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at February 07, 2024 07:27 AM (iF0sF)

180 I got a lessened charge because I have a clean record and this means a lower fee.
...
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2024 06:56 AM (uGfgF)
====
Who got shivved?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 07, 2024 07:28 AM (RIvkX)

181 In a game of 3D chess, the GOP is playing hangman.

Posted by: fd at February 07, 2024 07:29 AM (vFG9F)

182 “The only reason the border is not secure is Donald Trump and his MAGA Republican friends,” Biden said.

Biden just jumped the shark.

Posted by: pawn at February 07, 2024 07:29 AM (QB+5g)

183 spot-on, jewells!

(still prayin' for you here, btw!)

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at February 07, 2024 07:29 AM (QwWES)

184 Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering

If frozen, it will not serve !

Posted by: JT at February 07, 2024 07:30 AM (T4tVD)

185 anybody

Posted by: Don Black at February 07, 2024 07:30 AM (geLO8)

186 if they weren't lying, their master, the father of lies, would be very annoyed with them.

just sayin' ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at February 07, 2024 07:31 AM (QwWES)

187 Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at February 07, 2024 07:29 AM (QwWES)

Thanks love. It means a lot.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at February 07, 2024 07:31 AM (iF0sF)

188 "wait wut they let blacks in the Olympics?"

You know who was rather put out about Jesse Owens showing up, right?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2024 06:48 AM (a1415)

Wait....don't tell me, I know this one.....he had a funny 'stache....and he tawked funneh !

Posted by: JT at February 07, 2024 07:32 AM (T4tVD)

189 28 degrees, cloudy, sky just starting to go navy-blue in the east

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at February 07, 2024 07:33 AM (QwWES)

190 "Iranian-made drone that killed three US troops in Jordan was undetected because it approached too LOW and there was NO air defense system to shoot it down, new report claims"

So our troops are defenceless against cheap drones made in China because they fly too low. Ok.

Posted by: fd at February 07, 2024 07:34 AM (vFG9F)

191 "sky just starting to go navy-blue in the east"

Better than a ball of fire rising in the west, I guess.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2024 07:34 AM (a1415)

192 40 y/o memory of You Can't Do That on Television punning Suzuki Method (violin) and a speed bike

Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2024 07:38 AM (oBOFZ)

193 so very, very true VIA!

*checks window facing west just in case*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at February 07, 2024 07:39 AM (QwWES)

194 "So our troops are defenseless against cheap drones made in China because they fly too low. Ok."

Everybody's troops are defenseless now.

But they are also expendable.

Don't give me shit about that. It's just what I have been told for years from the money people at the Pentagon.

Posted by: pawn at February 07, 2024 07:40 AM (QB+5g)

195 Good morning rons and ettes. Happy hump day!
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at February 07, 2024 06:59 AM (iF0sF)

"On your marks...."

Posted by: JT at February 07, 2024 07:40 AM (T4tVD)

196 You have my word on it.

Posted by: Joe Isuzu at February 07, 2024 07:40 AM (NBVIP)

197 "Iranian-made drone that killed three US troops in Jordan was undetected because it approached too LOW and there was NO air defense system to shoot it down, new report claims"

So our troops are defenceless against cheap drones made in China because they fly too low. Ok.
Posted by: fd

Next to impossible to stop a drone at 30 ft carrying just a hand grenade. And that's all they need.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2024 07:41 AM (KNxm9)

198 Bud Light's new spokesperson will be a genie. The Bud Light Genie. Sounds gay as hell. I hope it is mocked back into the bottle.

Posted by: fd at February 07, 2024 07:41 AM (vFG9F)

199 In a game of 3D chess, the GOP is playing hangman.
Posted by: fd at February 07, 2024 07:29 AM (vFG9F)
---
The GOPe would lose a game of solitary tic-tac-toe.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 07, 2024 07:41 AM (7fElN)

200 So our troops are defenceless against cheap drones made in China because they fly too low. Ok.
Posted by: fd

-

Cut them some slack. You shouldn't expect our defense contractors to plan for a plot point of 99.8% of every aircraft-based TV, movie, and video game made in the last 40 years.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The RNC is the NRA of the GOP at February 07, 2024 07:41 AM (WF0+t)

201 Only 30ft up?

Posted by: Duck Hunter at February 07, 2024 07:43 AM (SYTee)

202 "Harvard is the only Ivy League that still requires students to show proof that they have taken either the initial COVID vaccine series (which is no longer available) or the most up-to-date booster even though no such requirement exists for faculty and staff,”

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2024 07:44 AM (ENQN6)

203 A lot of prisons nowadays have big nets around them to deter drones. Probably no money in a low tech solution like that though.

Posted by: fd at February 07, 2024 07:44 AM (vFG9F)

204 So I was reading that it appears that MI does not log Absentee votes so that you then can vote on election day.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2024 07:46 AM (ENQN6)

205 Replacement theory is real, and at the rate the junta is shoveling hispanics into this country, the number will roughly be 1/3 of the black population by the time someone takes the oath of office in January of 25.

-

That's an interesting point. IIRC Hispanics as a percentage already outnumber blacks, and now illegals will bump them out of the preferred welfare spots. That's going to be interesting.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The RNC is the NRA of the GOP at February 07, 2024 07:46 AM (WF0+t)

206 " A lot of prisons nowadays have big nets around them to deter drones. Probably no money in a low tech solution like that though."

Exactly.

Posted by: pawn at February 07, 2024 07:46 AM (QB+5g)

207 I did not have the nefarious Big Dentistry alliance takes down the internet on my 2024 bingo card.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at February 07, 2024 07:46 AM (QAWYT)

208 "A lot of prisons nowadays have big nets around them to deter drones. Probably no money in a low tech solution like that though."

Anybody ever been to Top-Golf?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2024 07:46 AM (a1415)

209

Just saw a video on Twit/X of someone asking the nationality of the so-called 'migrants' as they strolled past. Russian, Chinese, some Mediterranean Muslim country (I forget the name), and the usual south of the border crews.

Link:
https://t.ly/an8-O

(30 seconds)

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 07, 2024 07:46 AM (nIvob)

210 Unemployed Gen Zers are having to turn down work because they can’t afford the commute and uniform, report shows.

Posted by: fd at February 07, 2024 07:48 AM (vFG9F)

211 207 I did not have the nefarious Big Dentistry alliance takes down the internet on my 2024 bingo card.
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at February 07, 2024 07:46 AM (QAWYT)

I had my money on bluetooth panties

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2024 07:49 AM (ENQN6)

212 Only 30ft up?
Posted by: Duck Hunter


Doesn't have to be high. No one ever looks up.
Learned that working Loss Prevention.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2024 07:49 AM (KNxm9)

213 While at the same time, they are importing folks who intend to...well...colonize us.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

*********

See? This ^^^ guy gets it.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 07, 2024 07:49 AM (991eG)

214 NPCs will believe anything their pocket firmware-updaters flash into their biological CMOS sensors.

The other three quarters of the population isn't going to believe that the guy who spent the last nine years literally screaming about illegal aliens is responsible for the hordes of Aztecs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2024 07:50 AM (0FoWg)

215 Anybody ever been to Top-Golf?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


The T-Rex cage?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2024 07:50 AM (KNxm9)

216 Anybody ever been to Top-Golf?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2024 07:46 AM (a1415)

The one around me gets packed. Friend of mine likes it, but it is pricey.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 07, 2024 07:50 AM (mBgPG)

217 While at the same time, they are importing folks who intend to...well...colonize us.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

They intend to parasitize us.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at February 07, 2024 07:52 AM (8e0w3)

218 No one expects the "fly under their radar" plan.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 07, 2024 07:52 AM (4I/2K)

219 "The T-Rex cage?"

Yup?

And it scales up too.

Seems like it might be usable against drones.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2024 07:52 AM (a1415)

220 PUT TOP GOLFS ON ALL VESSELS AND BASES!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The RNC is the NRA of the GOP at February 07, 2024 07:53 AM (WF0+t)

221 Seems like it might be usable against drones.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


As long as the top is open, nope. Unless you have skeet shooters stationed on the roof.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2024 07:54 AM (KNxm9)

222 204 So I was reading that it appears that MI does not log Absentee votes so that you then can vote on election day.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2024 07:46 AM (ENQN6)

Yeah, they were quick to ensure vote fraud was entrenched harder. DIAF Dems and rino enablers

Posted by: A dude in MI at February 07, 2024 07:55 AM (/6GbT)

223 PUT TOP GOLFS ON ALL VESSELS AND BASES!
Posted by: Moron Robbie


Blown opportunity to sock the Air Force.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2024 07:55 AM (KNxm9)

224 Three million infected toothbrushes have just invaded Switzerland.


*********

Ehl It's probably a false plaque operation.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 07, 2024 07:56 AM (991eG)

225
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 07, 2024 07:56 AM (bEb2S)

226 I don't know what is so confusing to you dummies. If even ONE voter isn't disenfranchised then the Russians win.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The RNC is the NRA of the GOP at February 07, 2024 07:57 AM (WF0+t)

227 wifi-enabled electric toothbrushes

*******

A cost-efficient floss multiplier.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 07, 2024 07:57 AM (991eG)

228
The one Russian dude in the video seemed to be coming with his girlfriend or wife. Military age. Another Russian dude, also military age came alone.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 07, 2024 07:59 AM (nIvob)

229 Blown opportunity to sock the Air Force.

-

Ha. I'm pretty dumb and disrespectful, but I still won't tease service members or the branches. I'll make fun of leadership all day, but for whatever reason that would cross an imaginary line for me.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The RNC is the NRA of the GOP at February 07, 2024 07:59 AM (WF0+t)

230 "The one Russian dude in the video seemed to be coming with his girlfriend or wife. Military age. Another Russian dude, also military age came alone."

Beats dying in Ukraine.

Posted by: pawn at February 07, 2024 08:00 AM (QB+5g)

231 JJ nood.

Posted by: olddog in mo at February 07, 2024 08:00 AM (ju2Fy)

232 Noodity. JJ is up

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2024 08:01 AM (KNxm9)

233 113 Al Sharpton just told Senator Chris Murphy, one of the authors of this disastrous border bill, that America is getting invaded:

“We're looking every day at the invasion of migrants."

resist we much da Mexicans
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2024 06:48 AM (ENQN6)

Al Sharpton? This seems on the level of a miracle.

Posted by: m at February 07, 2024 09:58 AM (hyRRf)

234 Trying to figure out what you can do with a WiFi connected toothbrush ?
Have it play weather & ads thru your teeth ?

Posted by: SMOD at February 07, 2024 11:00 AM (RHGPo)

235 Tech Laal Mobile TechMobile Technology 2024

Posted by: SmartPhone Technology at February 11, 2024 08:04 AM (kfAtx)

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