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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (2/4/23) Other Things Got In The Way Edition
Quote I “We hope viewers enjoy watching what they tuned in for—the game,” White House spokesperson Ben LaBolt Translation=There are not enough medications to disguise his dementia for this interview.
Quote II “These traitors chose to side with Nancy Pelosi, AOC and over 200 Democrats to undermine the institution, their fellow Republicans and a duly elected Speaker,” McCarthy ally Brian O. Walsh
Quote III “Most of this money will go directly to the U.S. Military Industrial Complex (MIC), which, if you’re keeping up, prefers to be referred to as the Defense Industrial Base (DIB) now. Watch for those stocks to go up Monday.” Rep. Thomas Massie (R-KY)
Quote IV “They didn’t tell me anything. I don’t understand why they’re doing this to me.” Fisherman Bobby Parkhurst
Nikki Haley Refuses to Drop Out of GOP Primary, Insists She’s ‘in This for the Long Haul’
Legally Sufficient submitted the following Meme and Weasel submitted the Mystery Click for the Horde's approval. I approve!
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1951 - Phil Ehart
Phil Ehart, from American rock band Kansas, who scored the 1978 US No.3 single 'Dust In The Wind', and the 1978 hit single 'Carry On Wayward Son'. which was the second-most-played track on US classic rock radio in 1995 and No.1 in 1997. Viathisdayinmusic.com
1948 - Alice CooperI've seen Kansas live twice in the past 3 years. Awesome shows. And nearly two hours of solid music without an intermission.
American singer, songwriter Alice Cooper, (Vincent Furnier), who formed the Earwigs, and then the Alice Cooper Band, who had the 1972 UK No.1 & US No.7 single 'School's Out', the 1972 hit 'Elected' and the 1973 US & UK No.1 album Billion Dollar Babies. Cooper's live shows featured guillotines, electric chairs, fake blood, deadly snakes, baby dolls, and dueling swords. Cooper is now also a radio presenter. Via thisdayinmusic.com
Good doggeh!!!
The Fabulous and I are only humans and we occasionally disagree with one another. But after reading the following story I think we are saints. Genius Award Winner.
Minnesota mom arrested for alleged sexual romp with two boys, 15, after spat with hubby From hot tub to hotel room, a Minnesota mom was arrested for alleged criminal sexual conduct with two boys she claimed “she wasn’t going to go through with.” Marital issues were reportedly blamed for 39-year-old Allison Leigh Schardin’s alleged felonies in mid-January when her family found themselves staying at the same hotel as a visiting hockey team. According to a report from the Star Tribune, after being arrested Thursday the mother of two young sons admitted to sexual contact with two 15-year-old boys she’d engaged with in a poolside chat.
Hockey, Irish Setters, Zappa & Genius Award Winner all in one. You're welcome.
She was a lonely sort, just a little too short
Her jokes were dumb and her fav'rite sport
Was hockey (in the winter)
(. . . he shoots . . . he scores!) He was duly impressed and was quick to suggest
Any sport with a PUCK had to be 'bout the best
As he jabbed his elbow in her
(. . . rude!)
There has to be an easier way to keep the Ninjas away. Just ask our Genius Award Winner.
A Marietta man is accused of shooting 127 rounds at “ninja like” people he believed were after him. Richard Ray West, 37, is accused of shooting approximately 127 rounds from a 40-caliber handgun, while under the assumption that “ninja like” people were after him, on Jan. 18 between midnight and 9:28 a.m. The incident occurred in and around the property of J & R Cycle Shop, 1431 Canton Road in Marietta, near the intersection of Dickerson Road and Canton Road NE, according to an arrest warrant from the Marietta Police Department.
With people like this, perhaps we are not Doomed. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
QUEMADO, Texas — Some twenty miles north of the Texas-seized border park in Eagle Pass, Texas, hundreds of rallygoers congregated on a private ranch in the small border community of Quemado. A crowd of what appeared to be more than 500 people gathered and listened to inspirational speeches and Christian music on a warm Saturday afternoon. One of the event organizers told Breitbart Texas the group intends to carry out a peaceful demonstration with a message of prayer for the security of the United States. At the ranch’s gate, volunteers with the “Take Our Border Back Rally” identified those seeking to enter and allowed media from across the country to cover the rally. Inside the small ranch, food trucks and vendors selling patriotic t-shirts, caps, and other items were posted near a stage where a band played Christian music.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at February 04, 2024 10:01 PM (GIu0F)
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Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at February 04, 2024 10:01 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 04, 2024 10:01 PM (R4t5M)
Getting ready for night shift week
Posted by: Skip at February 04, 2024 10:02 PM (fwDg9)
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Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 04, 2024 10:01 PM (rol6S)
1 first
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at February 04, 2024 10:01 PM (GIu0F)
*kicks dirt*
Oh well, time to call the others.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 04, 2024 10:02 PM (rol6S)
Posted by: mindful webworker - apparently at February 04, 2024 10:03 PM (qPOaW)
Posted by: Admiral spinebender at February 04, 2024 10:03 PM (duT0u)
Thank you MisHum for another outstanding ONT. I always enjoy what you come up with.
Posted by: SnailRacer at February 04, 2024 10:04 PM (RWWqA)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 04, 2024 10:05 PM (R4t5M)
I would love to see Kansas.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 04, 2024 10:06 PM (rol6S)
Thank you MisHum for another outstanding ONT. I always enjoy what you come up with.
Posted by: SnailRacer at February 04, 2024 10:04 PM (RWWqA)
Thank you very much.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 04, 2024 10:06 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * stand and deliver at February 04, 2024 10:06 PM (IcYTO)
And yet, she persisted.
She's a 1 so. . . .
It is interesting to me how I, and many of the Morons, view the miscreant differently if it is a man or a woman.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 04, 2024 10:06 PM (SAX5G)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 04, 2024 10:06 PM (dZVON)
Turns out it matters who is in charge.
@Speaker Johnson
I’ve seen enough. This bill is even worse than we expected, and won’t come close to ending the border catastrophe the President has created. As the lead Democrat negotiator proclaimed: Under this legislation, “the border never closes.”
If this bill reaches the House, it will be dead on arrival.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 04, 2024 10:07 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 04, 2024 10:08 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 04, 2024 10:08 PM (EEgXH)
I would love to see Kansas.
Posted by: Darrell Harris
Me too !!!
Posted by: Dorthy Gale at February 04, 2024 10:08 PM (4Winp)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 04, 2024 10:07 PM (LkLld)
How many RINOs will stab Johnson in the back so it is passed in the House?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 04, 2024 10:08 PM (aA3+G)
Superb photo of a budding mechanic up top. Nice tune behind it too!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 04, 2024 10:09 PM (a8Rgt)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 04, 2024 10:09 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 04, 2024 10:10 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 04, 2024 10:07 PM (LkLld)
BUT, if we just move a few billion around creatively, and tweak the graft a wee bit, then...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at February 04, 2024 10:11 PM (hOUT3)
I was so close to the keyboard player that if I had cut one, he would have had a problem with it.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 04, 2024 10:11 PM (+eHZe)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 04, 2024 10:11 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: huerfano at February 04, 2024 10:11 PM (Q4KYm)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
My bet is ALL of them!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at February 04, 2024 10:12 PM (hOUT3)
We can't set bathroom accessories until plumbers get there fixtures in.
Posted by: Skip at February 04, 2024 10:12 PM (fwDg9)
So... cheery,, light-hearted family fare...
Posted by: mindful webworker - toxicologically at February 04, 2024 10:12 PM (qPOaW)
I should have been more clear with my formatting. Those were Johnson's words not mine.
His deputy Scalise said the bill won't even be brought up by Johnson. They can't pass what never hits the floor.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 04, 2024 10:12 PM (LkLld)
Collin Rugg
@CollinRugg
This is insane.
A Bronx family court judge allegedly tried hooking up on a swinger app with a mom whose custody case she was hearing.
47-year-old Judge Cynthia Lopez reached out to Sydney Southerland on the 3Fun app.
Southerland, who's trying to get her kids back, shot back and said: "B*tch, you know who the f**k I am."
The public profile claims Lopez is bis*xual and has a male partner named 'Ant.'
"We love thick girls just as much as we love petite girls! At the end of the day it’s all about personality. Guys at the most should be stocky and I the female, prefer males to be somewhat endowed," the profile read.
"POV: you’re currently going to family court and the judge who acts like she hates you, inboxes you on a swingers dating app… a week before the next court date," Southerland said on TikTok.
Lopez has since announced her recusal from the case.
The lovely 'justice' system for you.
http://tinyurl.com/3ttm8n7s
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 04, 2024 10:13 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * stand and deliver at February 04, 2024 10:13 PM (IcYTO)
He actually hit and killed six of them, but the bodies weren't found.
Posted by: mikeski at February 04, 2024 10:13 PM (DgGvY)
Marital issues were reportedly blamed for 39-year-old Allison Leigh Schardin’s alleged felonies in mid-January when her family found themselves staying at the same hotel as a visiting hockey team.
See, this is how those 2018 junior Canada team guys went off the rails.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 04, 2024 10:14 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 04, 2024 10:12 PM (LkLld)
Now if McConnell could be dispatched that quickly.
Thanks for the clarification.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 04, 2024 10:14 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 04, 2024 10:14 PM (sJHOI)
I don't flinch at all when I fire. The first two times I take a gub to the range, I put dummy rounds in the mags. For my P320 it was 5 out of 21.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 04, 2024 10:14 PM (lhenN)
Posted by: Iris at February 04, 2024 10:14 PM (n3DL0)
Maybe I don't read so good???
Help a brotha out...
Posted by: browndog looking confounded at February 04, 2024 10:15 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 04, 2024 10:15 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: Sex Pest at February 04, 2024 10:15 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 04, 2024 10:15 PM (X39qi)
We are flying into their airspaces and shooting those shooty things that go bang and cause destruction and death.
Help me understand. What is this called?
Is it OK with these guys? Are we after some of their bad guys?
Or are the bad guys guys that snuck in and those sovereign nations didn't know they were there.
Or are these sovereign nation guys OK with these bad guys who came into their countries?
Is this a conflict? Is it a game?
Posted by: Mr Gaga at February 04, 2024 10:16 PM (KiBMU)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 04, 2024 10:16 PM (lhenN)
Posted by: Sex Pest at February 04, 2024 10:15 PM (V5BDR)
Glad you enjoyed.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 04, 2024 10:16 PM (aA3+G)
Daily Mail Online
@MailOnline
Nancy Pelosi's son Paul Pelosi Jr. dodges federal charges for the SEVENTH time after being linked to money laundering and mail fraud scheme involving a San Francisco Flop house
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Well, I guess money laundering and mail fraud are TECHNICALLY crimes.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 04, 2024 10:17 PM (FVME7)
Today is the first day of the rest of your life....
Addendum....
Good fucking luck
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 04, 2024 10:17 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 04, 2024 10:17 PM (EEgXH)
Fooled me with that mystery click, though. I bet on Mike & The Mechanics.
Posted by: mikeski at February 04, 2024 10:17 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 04, 2024 10:18 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Mr Gaga
Theater. Act III of Shakespeare as written by committee at Raytheon.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * stand and deliver at February 04, 2024 10:19 PM (IcYTO)
Posted by: Oddbob at February 04, 2024 10:19 PM (sNc8Y)
He actually hit and killed six of them, but the bodies weren't found.
Posted by: mikeski
Well, ninjas are masters of camouflage.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 04, 2024 10:19 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: GWB at February 04, 2024 10:20 PM (32nmx)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 04, 2024 10:20 PM (X39qi)
Posted by: Dr. Bone
Excellence has a tendency to age well.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * stand and deliver at February 04, 2024 10:20 PM (IcYTO)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 04, 2024 10:21 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 04, 2024 10:17 PM (FVME7)
Only if you are a conservative, Constitutionalist, MAGAT, or a non-RINO Republican candidate, then they are real and serious crimes that deserve to have full weight of the entire Federal Bureaucracy to brought to bear upon the miscreants!!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at February 04, 2024 10:21 PM (hOUT3)
Maybe I don't read so good???
Help a brotha out...
Posted by: browndog looking confounded
The nature of government at all levels is malevolent? At the very least it's ill tempered like sea bass. Licensing and regulation and department of natural resource people have to justify their existence. Makes them feel important.
Posted by: Admiral spinebender at February 04, 2024 10:24 PM (duT0u)
Posted by: Oddbob at February 04, 2024 10:24 PM (sNc8Y)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 04, 2024 10:20 PM (X39qi)
Speaking from experience?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 04, 2024 10:24 PM (aA3+G)
What da ferq?! Even it was a 30-round magazine in a Glock, that's FOUR magazine changes! From a dude who's obviously nuttier than a pecan pie.* Unless he invested in an illegal giggle switch (assuming it's a Glock) and a drum mag (still at least one mag change), he had to have been shooting for some time.
(* Look, he's obviously loony. If they were real ninjas he never would have gotten off 127 rounds.)
Posted by: GWB at February 04, 2024 10:24 PM (32nmx)
j/k!!
It's quicker getting through the ONT if you don't watch the videos.
Did watch the Good Doggie video. Wow. Good doggie, indeed. Lucky lady!
Posted by: mindful webworker - beat it, Bullwinkle! at February 04, 2024 10:25 PM (qPOaW)
Maybe I don't read so good???
Help a brotha out...
Posted by: browndog looking confounded at February 04, 2024 10:15 PM
Because when the game warden touched it, the fish sang Achey-Brakey Heart.
Posted by: Eromero at February 04, 2024 10:25 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: Admiral spinebender at February 04, 2024 10:25 PM (duT0u)
McCarthy should DIAF, a mostly peaceful one.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 04, 2024 10:25 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Oddbob at February 04, 2024 10:24 PM (sNc8Y)
Saw them last year in a smaller theater. They played stuff over the past 50 years.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 04, 2024 10:25 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Mr Gaga
It's a reality show, You Just Might Be Blown To Bits!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 04, 2024 10:26 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Mr Gaga
Theater. Act III of Shakespeare as written by committee at Raytheon.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * stand and deliver at February 04, 2024 10:19 PM (IcYTO)
Mo' hatin my soon-to-be former employer who will benevolently be sending me pension checks for the rest of my and my Mrs. lives as we tool around america in our travel trailer and truck....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 04, 2024 10:26 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Iris at February 04, 2024 10:27 PM (n3DL0)
Posted by: Iris at February 04, 2024 10:27 PM (n3DL0)
You say that as if it were a bad thing.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 04, 2024 10:28 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: mindful webworker - beat it, Bullwinkle!
I hate meeses to pieces!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 04, 2024 10:28 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Admiral spinebender at February 04, 2024 10:28 PM (duT0u)
Posted by: Rocket J. Squirrel at February 04, 2024 10:28 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Oddbob at February 04, 2024 10:24 PM
I believe I am on your route if you are going to that show.
If you want a burger and a beer break, maybe email Weasel and he can forward to me!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 04, 2024 10:28 PM (HlyYF)
That's a crappie, um crappy situation.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 04, 2024 10:29 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 04, 2024 10:29 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 04, 2024 10:25 PM (ynpvh)
like a small campfire in the woods, with tree frogs and other critters occasionally being drowned out with screams of agony? Like that kinda peaceful?
Posted by: a dude in MI at February 04, 2024 10:30 PM (+I6Y/)
Caffeine is going to be my best friend. Sleep may be at a premium until I can get this housing issue dealt with. Which is going to suck..
Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at February 04, 2024 10:30 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: C'thulhu at February 04, 2024 10:30 PM (Iynsv)
Posted by: Iris
Is that what happened to the ninja-hunting meth-head? Buggy alpha-release of his FPS neural implant?
Posted by: mikeski at February 04, 2024 10:31 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Iris at February 04, 2024 10:27 PM
The male Moron neural pathways are pretty much already locked in on those two items.
Maybe a neural implant that occasionally allows in OTHER topics might be a worthwhile invention?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 04, 2024 10:31 PM (HlyYF)
So... cheery,, light-hearted family fare...
Posted by: mindful webworker - toxicologically
I went to one of his concerts. It's very entertaining. He really hams it up.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 04, 2024 10:31 PM (0Htd1)
@MXHemingway
James Lankford should resign this week and give Gov. Stitt a chance to appoint someone far more capable and principled to serve in the United States Senate from Oklahoma.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 04, 2024 10:32 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Bob's Boobs & Guns at February 04, 2024 10:32 PM (S1Xkm)
What is amazing is how every week she finds even more ways to get actual conservatives to hate her even more.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at February 04, 2024 10:32 PM (cSaKW)
Posted by: a dude in MI at February 04, 2024 10:30 PM (+I6Y/)
Don't forget the cicadas.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 04, 2024 10:32 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 04, 2024 10:33 PM (qQ8au)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 04, 2024 10:25 PM (ynpvh)
like a small campfire in the woods, with tree frogs and other critters occasionally being drowned out with screams of agony? Like that kinda peaceful?
Posted by: a dude in MI at February 04, 2024 10:30 PM (+I6Y/)
Sure, why not?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 04, 2024 10:34 PM (ynpvh)
What is amazing is how every week she finds even more ways to get actual conservatives to hate her even more.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at February 04, 2024 10:32 PM (cSaKW)
I saw a headline on CFP (?) implying FCC rules give Trump equal time on SNL....oh if only that is true...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 04, 2024 10:34 PM (QGaXH)
You say that as if it were a bad thing.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 04, 2024 10:28 PM (aA3+G)
LOL well maybe just a little overwhelming! :-)
Posted by: Iris at February 04, 2024 10:34 PM (n3DL0)
What is amazing is how every week she finds even more ways to get actual conservatives to hate her even more.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at February 04, 2024 10:32 PM (cSaKW)
She is no John McCain.
Yet.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 04, 2024 10:35 PM (aA3+G)
What is amazing is how every week she finds even more ways to get actual conservatives to hate her even more.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at February 04, 2024 10:32 PM
She is going to win ZERO primaries decided by Republican voters.
Perhaps her plan is to turn out enough Democrat voters in the low participation rate primaries?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 04, 2024 10:35 PM (HlyYF)
If you want a burger and a beer break, maybe email Weasel and he can forward to me!
Thank you for the kind offer but my QTH has changed since we first met. TX will always be home but I now reside in NE.
Posted by: Oddbob at February 04, 2024 10:36 PM (sNc8Y)
Really?!?
Fags.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 04, 2024 10:33 PM (qQ8au)
And you should see them dance...
Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at February 04, 2024 10:37 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Iris
>I'm your huckleberry. Folks think I'm ignorant because I look like Brad Pitt, but I'm humble and Albert Einstein ain't got nothing on me. I'll park an Abrams A1E3 in every driveway.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 04, 2024 10:37 PM (EEgXH)
Posted by: Skip at February 04, 2024 10:37 PM (fwDg9)
What is amazing is how every week she finds even more ways to get actual conservatives to hate her even more.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at February 04, 2024 10:32 PM (cSaKW)
She is no John McCain.
Yet.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 04, 2024 10:35 PM (aA3+G)
100% fact check accurate; she hasn't died yet nor had a continuous funeral for years.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 04, 2024 10:37 PM (ynpvh)
Because truth really is stranger than fiction.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 04, 2024 10:37 PM (X39qi)
Posted by: Vasili Borodin at February 04, 2024 10:38 PM (w/RvR)
Hai, Domo, velly velly good he bad shot!
Posted by: Ninja at February 04, 2024 10:38 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth & choice at February 04, 2024 10:38 PM (qPOaW)
Posted by: Oddbob at February 04, 2024 10:36 PM
Good for you!
However, that now puts me beyond your destination.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 04, 2024 10:39 PM (HlyYF)
So, somehow the Biden campaign got my dad’s name but my address on their mailing list (our names differ only by the middle name). No idea how, I’m pretty sure my dad has never been a Biden supporter.
This started during 2022, as I recall. Every few months I get a letter from them asking for support and donations. I have only ever received letters to my dad when they come “from” Biden.
Until, that is, this week, when my dad received a letter from Nikki Haley.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 04, 2024 10:39 PM (EXyHK)
Yeah, she's totally NOT a cradle robbing slut.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 04, 2024 10:39 PM (0Htd1)
Because truth really is stranger than fiction.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 04, 2024 10:37 PM (X39qi)
I wonder what kind of music they would use?
Maybe this.
https://youtu.be/IYXlSPQEIYE
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 04, 2024 10:39 PM (ynpvh)
Really?!?
Fags.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Says the eighties girl who came of age with the sparkley spandex pants wearing hair bands.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * stand and deliver at February 04, 2024 10:40 PM (IcYTO)
They got nothing on the Ohio Phone Cops, man.
Posted by: Dr. Johnny Fever at February 04, 2024 10:40 PM (sNc8Y)
This…is…INSANE.
On Schumer’s Open-Borders Legislation, Republicans shouldn’t just vote no…
…but HELL NO.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 04, 2024 10:40 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 04, 2024 10:40 PM (zbJ2L)
Really?!?
Fags.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Says the eighties girl who came of age with the sparkley spandex pants wearing hair bands.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * stand and deliver at February 04, 2024 10:40 PM (IcYTO)
Yes! I'm an 80s GIRL and proud of it!!!
Kansas?
Really?!?
Fags.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 04, 2024 10:42 PM (zbJ2L)
Because truth really is stranger than fiction.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 04, 2024 10:37 PM
The crappie story does stink.
However, their real job is not fun. Imagine when you are going after deer poachers. Every perp you are approaching has a high-power rifle, a good scope, and is at least a decent shot.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 04, 2024 10:42 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Darrell Harris
I would liked to have seen Montana
Posted by: Vasili Borodin
>Kansas put on a wonderful concert, Montana on the other hand will kill you when you're not paying attention.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 04, 2024 10:42 PM (EEgXH)
Posted by: Hedley Lamarr
And sing!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 04, 2024 10:40 PM (zbJ2L)
At least every thing's up to date in Kansas City ...
Posted by: Will Parker looking for Ado Annie at February 04, 2024 10:42 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * stand and deliver at February 04, 2024 10:40 PM (IcYTO)
Yes! I'm an 80s GIRL and proud of it!!
Kansas?
Really?!?
Fags.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 04, 2024 10:42 PM (zbJ2L)
She's reached the Point of no Return...
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 04, 2024 10:43 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 04, 2024 10:24 PM (aA3+G)
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I'll just say, if it's not Craftsman, I'm not jacking.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 04, 2024 10:43 PM (X39qi)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 04, 2024 10:39 PM
Wow. She bought the DNC mailing list!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 04, 2024 10:43 PM (HlyYF)
Until, that is, this week, when my dad received a letter from Nikki Haley.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair
This is what Monopoly money was made for.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * stand and deliver at February 04, 2024 10:43 PM (IcYTO)
Posted by: Oddbob at February 04, 2024 10:43 PM (sNc8Y)
Kansas?
Really?!?
Fags.
Well sure, they're no Menudo...
Posted by: Oddbob at February 04, 2024 10:43 PM (sNc8Y)
Hey, when you're drunk your supposed to eat menudo.
Okay, that sounded totes-vespa crock gay...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 04, 2024 10:44 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Oddbob at February 04, 2024 10:43 PM (sNc8Y)
Isn't that some stinky fish spread?
Posted by: browndog sniffed that out at February 04, 2024 10:44 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 04, 2024 10:42 PM (HlyYF)
Yeah, they are reintroducing Wolves into the wild... I'm not too concerned about a Redneck hunting a bit out of season.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 04, 2024 10:45 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Happy at February 04, 2024 10:45 PM (8wFql)
Because truth really is stranger than fiction.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 04, 2024 10:37 PM (X39qi)
I wonder what kind of music they would use?
Maybe this.
https://youtu.be/IYXlSPQEIYE
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 04, 2024 10:39 PM
Sax solo!!!!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 04, 2024 10:45 PM (HlyYF)
>>@BasedMikeLee
If you had a lawyer, agent, or employee who (while negotiating on your behalf) botched a deal as badly as Senate GOP leadership botched this border / supplemental aid package, would you immediately fire that person?
Posted by: JackStraw at February 04, 2024 10:45 PM (LkLld)
Maybe this.
https://youtu.be/IYXlSPQEIYE
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Thanks jim, great music!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at February 04, 2024 10:46 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Oddbob at February 04, 2024 10:43 PM (sNc8Y)
Isn't that some stinky fish spread?
Posted by: browndog sniffed that out at February 04, 2024 10:44 PM (TTAGa)
Soup with pig testicles.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 04, 2024 10:46 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Iris
I know nothing about this stuff, but are there medical applications? I know someone with Parkinson's. It's heartbreaking.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 04, 2024 10:47 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 04, 2024 10:48 PM (X39qi)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 04, 2024 10:46 PM (R4t5M)
Oh, allow me:
https://www.instagram.com/p/C22ftS2gDu8/
Best to have a strong stomach
Posted by: browndog sniffed that out at February 04, 2024 10:48 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 04, 2024 10:48 PM
Yes, that is why Rocky Mountain Oysters are fried!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 04, 2024 10:49 PM (HlyYF)
They live inside of my head
The fish police
They come to me in my bed
The fish police
They're coming to arrest me, oh no
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 04, 2024 10:50 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Jake Blues at February 04, 2024 10:50 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 04, 2024 10:47 PM (0Htd1)
My daughter goes to school with a girl whose father has ALS. It breaks your heart to watch.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 04, 2024 10:50 PM (R4t5M)
This would've have happened if he'd had the property sprayed for ninjas at least annually.
Posted by: It's just standard maintenance at February 04, 2024 10:50 PM (pKFK0)
Kansas?
Really?!?
Fags.
Posted by: nurse ratched
* puts Robby Steinhard, Kansas violinist and Mark Farmer, lead vocalist GFRR up against David Lee Roth and Axel Rose. Turns on Gaydar. *
Don't even have to finish that one. Seventies for the win.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * stand and deliver at February 04, 2024 10:50 PM (IcYTO)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 04, 2024 10:51 PM (EEgXH)
Much like I want a tasty meal out of a chef, I just want a catchy tune out of my musicians. I simply do not care if they are are impeccable on their instruments, though that probably helps. And I do not care what they think about anything at all.
If Zappa had an awesome tune I am ignorant of, I would sincerely love to hear it. As it stands, his veneration seems like a joke I'm not allowed in on because I don't know the secret handshake. (and the secret handshake could easily be NOT being hopelessly musically ignorant with a tin ear) Regardless, here I am, willing to lose my ignorance, but suspecting it's been a joke on me all along.
Posted by: irright at February 04, 2024 10:51 PM (DtNNC)
They live inside of my head
The fish police
They come to me in my bed
The fish police
They're coming to arrest me, oh no
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 04, 2024 10:50 PM
Well that's a cheap trick to be adding song lyrics to the ONT!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 04, 2024 10:52 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 04, 2024 10:52 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Oddbob at February 04, 2024 10:43 PM (sNc8Y)
Isn't that some stinky fish spread?
Posted by: browndog sniffed that out at February 04, 2024 10:44 PM (TTAGa)
Soup with pig testicles.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 04, 2024 10:46 PM (R4t5M)
Beef tripe, actually.
Posted by: Still gross at February 04, 2024 10:52 PM (pKFK0)
Posted by: irright at February 04, 2024 10:51 PM (DtNNC)
Don't be no cloud on a sunny day Jim...just go with the flow mon...
Posted by: browndog's hearing ain't what it once was at February 04, 2024 10:53 PM (TTAGa)
What will you do if we let you go home
And the plastic's all melted and so is the chrome?
Who are the fish police?
Posted by: Muthas at February 04, 2024 10:53 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 04, 2024 10:54 PM (3aLWR)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 04, 2024 10:54 PM (V8he0)
Posted by: Iris at February 04, 2024 10:27 PM (n3DL0)
So nothing’s changed.
Posted by: Pete Bog at February 04, 2024 10:54 PM (BHL6B)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
Phrasing, my dear fellow, phrasing …
Posted by: Adriane the Raised Eyebrows Critic . . . at February 04, 2024 10:54 PM (4Winp)
And don't even get me started on the lack of a petcock on the radiator.
Ridiculous!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 04, 2024 10:54 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 04, 2024 10:52 PM (R4t5M)
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Factual accuracy is part of the culture here at the HQ.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 04, 2024 10:55 PM (X39qi)
The lovely 'justice' system for you.
http://tinyurl.com/3ttm8n7s
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 04, 2024 10:13 PM (FVME7)
That judge needs to get her skank ass fired off the bench, and her law license lifted for life.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2024 10:56 PM (tkR6S)
The definitive Jamaican VW Ad...
No worries mon, everyting will be iright
Posted by: browndog's hearing ain't what it once was at February 04, 2024 10:56 PM (TTAGa)
Ridiculous!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 04, 2024 10:54 PM (XV/Pl
This man needs a petcock, stat!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 04, 2024 10:56 PM (3aLWR)
Posted by: Muthas at February 04, 2024 10:53 PM (63Dwl)
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Mostly they're washouts from the Restaurant Cleanliness Inspection SWAT team.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 04, 2024 10:57 PM (X39qi)
Scout the rescue kitty has been a real furry purry boy today, all in on snuggles and probably hasn't been more than 10' from me the last 18 hours. Sweet little guy.
Posted by: C'thulhu at February 04, 2024 10:57 PM (Iynsv)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 04, 2024 10:57 PM (ln6cw)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at February 04, 2024 10:58 PM (V8he0)
Dancing Fool …
Not awesome, just fun in a Dr. Demento kind of way …
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSdkPMc7aEo
Posted by: Adriane the Raised Eyebrows Critic . . . at February 04, 2024 10:58 PM (4Winp)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Then offer her to ZOD who will have her disassembled and set for fire ant bait to use on the children before he throws everyone into the volcano.
Wait. I'm not doing this right, am I?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 04, 2024 10:58 PM (TQc0R)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 04, 2024 10:58 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 04, 2024 10:57 PM
"Send Lawyers, Guns, and Money" is her only chance.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 04, 2024 10:59 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 04, 2024 10:58 PM (TQc0R)
ZOD
Accept no substitutes
Posted by: browndog tryug to stay on the right side of an angry god at February 04, 2024 11:00 PM (TTAGa)
Wait. I'm not doing this right, am I?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 04, 2024 10:58 PM (TQc0R)
He stuffed a body in a gutted bear and lit it on fire last night. You're on the right track.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 04, 2024 11:01 PM (R4t5M)
-
I see that there's a Bob Marley bio movie coming out. Out of fairness, Bob should be played by Rachel Zegler.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 04, 2024 11:03 PM (FVME7)
20 Tweets from Bad Blue90s
Posted by: Skip at February 04, 2024 11:03 PM (fwDg9)
Killer was as far away from the Beatles as can possibly be imagined, "disgronifer" or not. A great classic and somewhat of a precursor to heavy metal.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 04, 2024 11:03 PM (V8he0)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at February 04, 2024 11:04 PM (nIWkh)
Another busy day tomorrow.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 04, 2024 11:05 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: mindful webworker - metaphysically speaking at February 04, 2024 11:05 PM (qPOaW)
Wow. She bought the DNC mailing list!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 04, 2024 10:43 PM (HlyYF)
Or the DNC bought her.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2024 11:05 PM (tkR6S)
171 Alice Coopers first few albums song like The Beatles run through a disgronifier.
Killer was as far away from the Beatles as can possibly be imagined, "disgronifer" or not. A great classic and somewhat of a precursor to heavy metal.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 04, 2024 11:03 PM (V8he0)
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Alice Cooper had a couple of unsuccessful albums before Killer. They were a hodgpodge of different weird stuff. I think Zappa was nominally the producer of one of them but supposedly paid little attention to the band or its work.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 04, 2024 11:06 PM (X39qi)
>>Find out next, on YouTrustedUs, Idiots.
This bill won't get a vote in the House.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 04, 2024 11:07 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: nerdygirl
==============
I believe medical applications are the point. Isn't the recipient paralyzed or something?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at February 04, 2024 11:08 PM (nIWkh)
Getting ready for night shift week
Posted by: Skip at February 04, 2024 10:02 PM (fwDg9)
You're gonna be ROLLIN' in DOUGH !
Posted by: JT at February 04, 2024 11:10 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: JT at February 04, 2024 11:10 PM (T4tVD)
Here's the Alice Cooper/Frank Zappa story:
https://youtu.be/K8YVYqEGc34?si=PZ_2lM0UiQFmwezx
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 04, 2024 11:10 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 04, 2024 10:43 PM (HlyYF)
Or the DNC bought her.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2024 11:05 PM
Good point.
I assume her biggest donors ALREADY owned a copy of the DNC mailing list.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 04, 2024 11:10 PM (HlyYF)
Good evening.
It's cool and windy here on the beach. Sunset was lovely. Too many people. It's February. Should be raining and snotty and deserted.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 04, 2024 11:10 PM (aYmfF)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 04, 2024 11:01 PM (R4t5M)
Ripping off Midsommar. His shtick is as unoriginal as it is old.
Posted by: Sycophants aren't a type of pachyderm at February 04, 2024 11:10 PM (pKFK0)
>>Find out next, on YouTrustedUs, Idiots
=============
Nice to see ine republican running against the GOPe.
http://tinyurl.com/mr3vd8pr
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at February 04, 2024 11:11 PM (nIWkh)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at February 04, 2024 11:11 PM (nIWkh)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at February 04, 2024 11:12 PM (nIWkh)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
--
Also teachers are underpaid.
Posted by: Moron Robbie stands in support of afro-chemistry, afro-economics, and afro-engineering at February 04, 2024 11:12 PM (R+Dxs)
Posted by: Oddbob at February 04, 2024 11:12 PM (sNc8Y)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 04, 2024 11:13 PM (EXyHK)
Headstrong newbie Ted Sturgeon (I'm seeing Timothy Chalamet here) joins the elite Kansas Fish Confiscation squad, and has a lot of lessons to learn under the tutelage of team leader Lieutenant Ernest Trout (Will Ferrell). His reckless ways result in a partner getting finned, and he's got to pull it all together to redeem himself as a confrontation looms with sinister trot-line master and dynamite fishing enthusiast the Nightcrawler (Gary Busey). Can Sturgeon make the grade? Will Trout make it to retirement? Is spinner bait all it's cooked up to be?
Largemouths Never Bite - coming this summer. Music by Country Joe McDonald. Tagline: It's about to got rod and reel!
Posted by: Toronto May Be Fictional at February 04, 2024 11:13 PM (ENHQb)
A cabin in the woods. With a ginormous stone fireplace. A bearskin rug. No tv.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 04, 2024 11:14 PM (aYmfF)
>>Killer was as far away from the Beatles as can possibly be imagined, "disgronifer" or not. A great classic and somewhat of a precursor to heavy metal.
You got to admit these song sound Beatlely....
One each off their first three albums.
http://tinyurl.com/258oemcr
http://tinyurl.com/2c5kfy9z
http://tinyurl.com/272o4kym
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 04, 2024 11:14 PM (XV/Pl)
Eugene Vindman @YVindman
I served in the Army for 25 years.
When I heard how Donald Trump tried to extort President Zelensky, I blew the whistle, putting my career on the line in the process.
Now, I’m running for Congress. Will you join me and answer the call?
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 04, 2024 11:14 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 04, 2024 11:15 PM (2yu8s)
The only call anyone in that district should answer is the call of nature on his campaign mailers.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 04, 2024 11:16 PM (dZVON)
Now, I’m running for Congress. Will you join me and answer the call?
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 04, 2024 11:14 PM (2yu8s)
We should always refer to him as a fat Russian pig. Maybe he will stroke out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2024 11:16 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Mr Gaga at February 04, 2024 11:17 PM (KiBMU)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 04, 2024 11:17 PM (FVME7)
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Wow. You gave serious thought to this treatment. LOL.
I only got as far as the Opening Establishing Shot:
The exterior of a Dunkin Donuts in Abilene. It is early morning, with the rising sun spreading a pale pink glow across the sky...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 04, 2024 11:17 PM (X39qi)
>>Shit-fuck Bearclaws is running for orifice:
And he'll probably win, since he's running in Virginia, and apparently Virginia is full of Fed Worker Retards an "15pct Republicans," who despise Donald Trump and would like nothing more than to stick it to the man.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 04, 2024 11:17 PM (XV/Pl)
Please clean up your corruption = extortion
Fire this investigator because I personally want you to or you'll never receive the money agreed to in the contract between our governments = not extortion
Posted by: Moron Robbie stands in support of afro-chemistry, afro-economics, and afro-engineering at February 04, 2024 11:17 PM (R+Dxs)
Can we get working on the Senate problem?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 04, 2024 11:18 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Mr Gaga at February 04, 2024 11:17 PM (KiBMU)
Gesundheidt !
Posted by: JT at February 04, 2024 11:22 PM (T4tVD)
>>Can we get working on the Senate problem?
The GOP should perennially, have a 52 seat majority in the Senate, but for some reason, there are retard states like Montana and couple of others that elect Donks, for whatever reason.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 04, 2024 11:22 PM (XV/Pl)
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I'm just going to point and laugh at any Gope fool who wants to complain about "traitors."
Posted by: Methos at February 04, 2024 11:23 PM (Dnobf)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 04, 2024 11:24 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Skip at February 04, 2024 11:25 PM (fwDg9)
@SenatorMenendez
The Senate border deal is unacceptable. It would permanently change our immigration system w/o any relief for the 12 million undocumented immigrants in the U.S., and major parts read like an enforcement wish list from the Trump Admin.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 04, 2024 11:26 PM (LkLld)
Texas has Sen. Ted Cruz, one of the best State Solicitor Generals, ever. When he's on his game, he's a great Senator. Just needs to be On His Game, with much more consistency.
On the other hand, there's John Wayne McCornyn. He wears a by-golly COWBOY hat! And pressed, creased jeans. And bespoke, handmade Luchese boots that cost thousands!
He fancies himself a Brahmin, but I call BULL on that.
Cornyn is SO Chamber of Commerce, that Eyepatch McCain gave Cornyn an honorary eyepatch with "V" for Vermin device, affixed.
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 04, 2024 11:26 PM (e6UQI)
That's also a couple weeks early courtesy El Nina.
Posted by: irongrampa at February 04, 2024 11:28 PM (KATBx)
A cabin in the woods. With a ginormous stone fireplace. A bearskin rug. No tv.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 04, 2024 11:14 PM (aYmfF)
May I recommend the Overlook Hotel in Colorado?
Posted by: Jack Torrance at February 04, 2024 11:28 PM (ln6cw)
And really, the converse is true. Pelousy, Donkey-Chompers, and the rest of the Donks didn't originate the effort to turf out Mrs. Luntz. They just jumped in after some patriotic Republicans moved to unseat the squish, who was doing the donks' bidding.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2024 11:29 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Moron Robbie stands in support of afro-chemistry, afro-economics, and afro-engineering at February 04, 2024 11:12 PM
Well, these days the portion of the public they deal with daily ALSO might take a shot at them!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 04, 2024 11:31 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 04, 2024 11:32 PM (sAmhv)
A cabin in the woods. With a ginormous stone fireplace. A bearskin rug. No tv.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 04, 2024 11:14 PM
Can't you just move up in elevation from your current location?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 04, 2024 11:32 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2024 11:33 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Skip at February 04, 2024 11:33 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Cicero
Sturgeon, in State Trooper's uniform, sits in a corner booth moodily sipping coffee. He eyes the patrons he's seen a hundred times before.
STURGEON (to himself): If I have to do one more field sobriety test I'm gonna eat my gun. You can only make a guy do the limbo one legged while reciting the lyrics to Freebird so many times before it gets old. {Pause} I joined to make a difference, to make ...
His eyes wander to television in corner, where a Billy Bigmouth Bass commercial is airing. As he watches, a determination sets in. Cue the opening notes to Harold Faltermeyer's Top Gun Anthem....
Posted by: Toronto May Be Fictional at February 04, 2024 11:34 PM (ENHQb)
Posted by: Skip at February 04, 2024 11:33 PM (fwDg9)
GOOD !
Hiya Skip !
Posted by: JT at February 04, 2024 11:34 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Good buy. How many bits?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 04, 2024 11:35 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2024 11:33 PM
Score!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 04, 2024 11:37 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 04, 2024 11:35 PM (R4t5M)
Just looked. One. A straight two-bladed cutter for making a square edge.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2024 11:38 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at February 04, 2024 11:40 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2024 11:44 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Skip at February 04, 2024 11:45 PM (fwDg9)
It's what I used to flute the corners of the 6"x6" stair posts, out front. $60 isn't a cheap router bit, but this one was 3 times the size of the wee tiny ones they sell at the big box stores, and could cut the flute in two passes.
The wee tiny ones could not cut those flutes in ANY number of passes, they lack the geometry to be able to do so.
Glad you got you a router table. Doing those cabinet doors just became a lot more fun and a lot less work.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 04, 2024 11:46 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 04, 2024 11:47 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 04, 2024 11:51 PM (63Dwl)
STURGEON: That catfish was nowhere near the Izaak Walton standard! It had to be taken down!
TROUT: (Leaning forward, barely able to control his rage) That cat was not properly secured! You didn't even use a gaff, for God's sake. And Marlin got finned. (Intensely) What am I going to tell his wife? What am I going to tell his children?
Sturgeon remains silent, chastened but still defiant.
TROUT: Tell me why I shouldn't have your waders and your badge on my desk right now!
Posted by: Toronto May Be Fictional at February 04, 2024 11:54 PM (ENHQb)
I got 👀 RAINED on coming out of my Urgent Care tonight in SoCal...and...and MY CAR WAS WET.... FROM RAIN!!!
And I had to put my windshield wipers on SUPER FAST!!! to get home tonight on the 101 freeway which was swarming with potently FLOODING rain drops in the MILLIONS!!!
IN THE BILLIONS...
I will be out under the orange tree...sipping some wine...wait...I'll take an umbrella.
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 04, 2024 11:54 PM (TDvv2)
The ONLY good result of the border bill sellout MIGHT be that Sinema will be unelectable in AZ. She was one of the 3 "negotiators" who conspired to destroy what little is left of our nation. (Lankford & Murphy were the other azaleas.)
I just can not believe that AZ voters will approve what Sinema "negotiated"-- not with AZ being on the frontline of the invasion.
Sinema hasn't announced her re-election/retirement plans yet. Makes me wonder if she's hanging it up.
Posted by: mnw at February 04, 2024 11:55 PM (NLIak)
He seems like a genuinely good dude. Little known facts: he was good friends with Glen Campbell up until Glen's passing. He was also once fairly close to being a scratch golfer.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 04, 2024 11:58 PM (V8he0)
Glad you got you a router table. Doing those cabinet doors just became a lot more fun and a lot less work.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 04, 2024 11:46 PM (e6UQI)
I think I have seen Freud router bits and other cutters at Home Depot, but maybe not their best lines. I have one extra door from the set that went into my lower cabinets. I can disassemble that, and take a piece of the milled edge strip in to the store to get a bit that matches the profile. I think it is an ogive?
And I probably have enough prefinished oak-veneered 3/4" plywood for the upper cabinets if I dismantle the 20-buck oak entertainment center that I bought at Sunshine Acres Thrift Store. The top of each cabinet is the ceiling. One side of each is the wall. Only the inboard side of each, facing the kitchen window, needs to be finished oak. The bottoms could be finished oak, but white melamine-coated MDF would be fine, too, as they will each have a lamp fixture inset, and are below eye level for an adult user.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2024 11:58 PM (tkR6S)
The girls they try to warn you
Posted by: Skip at February 04, 2024 11:59 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: pookysgirl wonders if she's about to be outsmarted by a cat at February 04, 2024 11:59 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 05, 2024 12:00 AM (R4t5M)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Fireplaces are notoriously inefficient. Wood cook stove is a better bet. Hillbilly TV (antenna) ain't bad. Get to watch Looney Toons in the morning if the mood suites ya. Don't have a clue about bearskin rugs. In front of a fireplace could be an issue with those pesky embers popping out. Just trying to improve yer fantasy.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * stand and deliver at February 05, 2024 12:02 AM (IcYTO)
Posted by: Toronto May Be Fictional at February 05, 2024 12:03 AM (ENHQb)
There is an Ogive bit, and a Roman Ogive bit. And, yeah. Taking a work-sample in to compare is wise.
Have a foxtail brush handy, when you do the work. You're going to make a very sawdusty mess.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 05, 2024 12:06 AM (e6UQI)
253 Had a chicken fried pork steak at a brewpub recently while having lunch with a couple of friends. They called it schnitzel so they could charge $24. With mushroom sauce. The pork was overcooked but the sauce was good.
Posted by: Pete Bog at February 04, 2024 04:25
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I almost mentioned schnitzel when I posted about Jules making CFS. They are similar, breaded pounded meat that's fried. Not sure of the technical differences between the 2, just know I love both of them. Every so often.
Posted by: Farmer at February 04, 2024 11:43
Posted by: Farmer at February 05, 2024 12:07 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 05, 2024 12:12 AM (R4t5M)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 05, 2024 12:06 AM (e6UQI)
This router table has a clear plastic cylinder that can be positioned over the bit. I think it is for hooking up a shop vac. And I see the miter gauge slid off the table, and is lodged somewhere in the back of my friend's pickup.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2024 12:13 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 05, 2024 12:12
Maybe you hit on the difference, CFS is beef and schnitzel is is pork or maybe veal?
Posted by: Farmer at February 05, 2024 12:14 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2024 12:15 AM (AWjrK)
Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2024 12:15 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at February 05, 2024 12:16 AM (SRRAx)
@SenatorMenendez
The Senate border deal is unacceptable. It would permanently change our immigration system w/o any relief for the 12 million undocumented immigrants in the U.S., and major parts read like an enforcement wish list from the Trump Admin.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 04, 2024 11:26 PM (LkLld)
Oh, no. Not a chance. You're not going to win me over even with that. When Dems start telling me only a bigot would vote for such a bill, then I'll take a look.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 05, 2024 12:18 AM (z+89e)
Posted by: Toronto May Be Fictional at February 05, 2024 12:21 AM (ENHQb)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at February 05, 2024 12:21 AM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Toronto May Be Fictional at February 05, 2024 12:21 AM (ENHQb)
...and the pharmacist said, "Don't do that, lady! It'll burn like Hell."
Posted by: just the punchline at February 05, 2024 12:23 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Toronto May Be Fictional at February 05, 2024 12:25 AM (ENHQb)
Posted by: Nightwatch
Pussy.
Only tourists use bumbershoots here in Seattle.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 05, 2024 12:25 AM (5vsma)
Posted by: pookysgirl has sadly never had schnitzel on a stick at February 05, 2024 12:29 AM (dtlDP)
This is about Mozart, isn't it.
Posted by: spindrift at February 05, 2024 12:29 AM (i3UvU)
Did you see how the bomb squad was called out to a residence in Bellevue, WA because the Air Force Museum reported a strange call to the local police. Turns out someone had stored in the garage the rocket motor section of Genie nuclear unguided rocket.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2024 12:30 AM (AWjrK)
Posted by: Toronto May Be Fictional at February 05, 2024 12:32 AM (ENHQb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 05, 2024 12:33 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Toronto May Be Fictional at February 05, 2024 12:34 AM (ENHQb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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Ah. That explains the 'Launch' button on the remote control.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 05, 2024 12:36 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at February 05, 2024 12:21
Wow, thanks T of the Ladies Brigade and all who responded, I knew I'd get edumumcated if I asked the Horde. Maybe this issue should be submitted for the presidential debates.
Wait...what do you say, Biden won't debate?
First time there hasn't been a presidential debate since 1960? Oh, that's alright if Joe can't find the stage.
Posted by: Farmer at February 05, 2024 12:37 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2024 12:37 AM (tkR6S)
It's dead Jim.
>>@SpeakerJohnson
I’ve seen enough. This bill is even worse than we expected, and won’t come close to ending the border catastrophe the President has created. As the lead Democrat negotiator proclaimed: Under this legislation, “the border never closes.”
>>If this bill reaches the House, it will be dead on arrival.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2024 12:38 AM (LkLld)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 05, 2024 12:39 AM (V8he0)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at February 05, 2024 12:40 AM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2024 12:41 AM (fwDg9)
Nancy's boy, Newsome has been getting his ass handed to him by the state court over his anti A2 gun grab and it looks like they (in spite of a leftist state senate) will have to go pound sand on their efforts to make one PAY for a background check on ammo and blocking ammo purchases from other states. The cannon of 2A defenders are rolling up on the BS background checks AND restrictions (illegal) against CCW
Gavin 2024?
Not if the "RED DOGS" have their way...
For so many people leaving...their are many that are staying
and are fighting the good fight.
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 05, 2024 12:42 AM (TDvv2)
I'd much rather talk about the supper we had at a local steak house, namely chicken fried steak.
They get it right, and they advertise about it. There is some seriously fine food.
Posted by: irongrampa at February 05, 2024 12:53 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2024 12:38
Hey thanks Jack. That's some good news to doze off to.
Oh hell, f'ing Springsteen just came on and is whining about everything dies. What a whining douchebag.
You know Jules told me I shouldn't have these stream-of-consciousness conversations. Go figure.
Posted by: Farmer at February 05, 2024 12:54 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: pookysgirl, trying to outwait a cat at February 05, 2024 01:04 AM (dtlDP)
Posted by: 13times at February 05, 2024 01:07 AM (lkZz0)
Posted by: Toronto May Be Fictional at February 05, 2024 01:14 AM (ENHQb)
Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2024 01:20 AM (fwDg9)
riding point ...sure to be a total CF as a package and the Republic will lose BIGGLY!!
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 05, 2024 01:26 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2024 01:32 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2024 01:32 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2024 01:32 AM (fwDg9)
I tried reading that. I didn't get very far. Maybe it was the overbearing writing or that it was all too realistic.
Posted by: pookysgirl doesn't give up on very many books at February 05, 2024 01:39 AM (dtlDP)
Well then, Drove through some serious sideways rain (SoCal is supposed to flooded into the ocean by MSM accounts)
but, made it home just fine and cooked me some roasted tomato soup with peppers and sliced in some left over Roast Beef, chunked in some aged cheddar cheese and let it simmer for a bit until it all did comingulate...
It was HOT and filled my belly just right while I listened to the rain pounding down on my roof.
Some toasted Sourdough bread could have only made it that more perfect.
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 05, 2024 01:41 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Nightwatch
I read they had to shut off the gas lines in the Hollywood Hills because some houses slid down the hill, tearing out the gas lines.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 05, 2024 01:49 AM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2024 01:53 AM (fwDg9)
Well it's not over...the worst of it is coming onshore just now.
It's just rain afterall...but inches upon inches over a very short period...hillsides are gonna slide and formerly "little creeks" are gonna turn into raging torrents.
Morning is going to be interesting..
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 05, 2024 01:55 AM (TDvv2)
The launch schedule is set for February 6, 1:33 a.m. ET, 06:33 UTC, and 07:33 CET.
https://www.youtube.com/live/JdU0mwFfKcs
Posted by: Ciampino - Another launch at February 05, 2024 02:04 AM (qfLjt)
time for sleep
Night Horde
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 05, 2024 02:08 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 05, 2024 02:08
Best wishes from here. Hope it's not as bad as they predict.
Posted by: Farmer at February 05, 2024 02:18 AM (55Qr6)
Sorry, but if it's not from Vandenberg, not my cup of tea.
I can see those launches from my back yard.
And the sunset launches are the best for stage separations and vapor trails.
Just saying...
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 05, 2024 02:21 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2024 02:24 AM (fwDg9)
Thank you Farmer. And just for fun, I will make my morning commute across the valley roadways at 7 AM as always but I am anticipating some "issues" during the commute.
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 05, 2024 02:27 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 05, 2024 02:29 AM (sAmhv)
Thank you Skip...worse comes to worse..my NAVY training taught me how to turn my pants into a floatation device if in fact it gets THAT grim...though highly doubtful.
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 05, 2024 02:31 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 05, 2024 02:31 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 05, 2024 02:38 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 05, 2024 02:39 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 05, 2024 03:16 AM (sAmhv)
If you actually look at the language, first, the 5000 number isn't even accurate.
It has to be over 5000 for SEVEN CONSECUTIVE DAYS. 8500 is the actual 'real' cutoff in a single day.
And that's even if we trusted them to report accurate numbers in the first place! They'd just order cutbacks on the patrols to reduce the number of encounters, or just outright lie about the number.
And what actually happens when the number is hit? They are required to 'declare an emergency'. Which does... ABSOLUTELY NOTHING except give the Secretary the OPTION to start turning people away. Which is a joke, Mayorkas won't do crap.
This bill is the absolute worst thing they could have come up with that isn't the sentence 'the border of the United States no longer exists'.
Every Republican that 'negotiated' this insanity needs to be thrown out immediately.
Posted by: DudeAbiding at February 05, 2024 03:24 AM (setIA)
Posted by: pookysgirl, frustrated pet owner at February 05, 2024 03:31 AM (dtlDP)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 05, 2024 03:40 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: pookysgirl even apologized at February 05, 2024 03:48 AM (dtlDP)
Posted by: Adriane the Raised Eyebrows Critic . . . at February 05, 2024 03:52 AM (4Winp)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 05, 2024 03:55 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2024 03:57 AM (Ki//m)
Dan Crenshaw furiously waves an American flag while pointing at his eyepatch
This border bill reduces illegal immigration. If you don't support it, you hate America and spit on the sacrifice I made for you. Now, strap this yoke to your neck and thank me for my service.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 05, 2024 03:58 AM (t3/qz)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 05, 2024 04:05 AM (omVj0)
I am tired of waking up at 3:00 . Tomorrow I am going to try a concoction I saw in a magazine- half a cup of tart cherry juice, half a cup of flavored seltzer, and some powdered magnesium. That's supposed to help one sleep. I have to get sleep tomorrow because I get to go to online court on Tuesday about the accident in which my car was sideswiped by a big landscaping truck by a guy who was very pleasant to me but didn't speak a lot of English. Did I mention I hate being without a car? I didn't want to have to pay $20.00 a day insurance for the rental car my insurance will provide "free" for me.
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