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Tiny Critters Cafe

cinqueterresummer.jpg
Cinque Terre, Italy

Tiny cow.

Kitty says, "I know what's mine."

Panda shenanigans.

Kids.

Cat takes the smoke alarm very seriously.

Pet jealousy is a real issue.

Dog welcomes the new kitten.

Puppies bother old cat.

Switzerland, but in the spring.

Definitely not the spring/summer energy I'm trying to bring with integrity, but a good click anyway.

Also not a sunny scene, but pretty good. (It's hard to find sunshine pics this time of year.)

Not sure where this is.


Bouncing down the stairs.

Baller.

Come on, you know this cat was faking the whole time:


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:23 PM




Comments

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1 Good evening ACE!
Thanks for the Cafe!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 30, 2024 07:24 PM (hxRN0)

2 Fetched them

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 30, 2024 07:24 PM (hxRN0)

3 thx, ace!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at January 30, 2024 07:25 PM (WsTvr)

4 3rd

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 30, 2024 07:25 PM (hxRN0)

5 Nope

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 30, 2024 07:25 PM (hxRN0)

6 All those buildings piled on the side of cliffs... Italy to me looks like the land has cancer.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 07:26 PM (0SUY6)

7 I loved that Equalizer 3 was set in one of those Amalfi coast settings.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2024 07:26 PM (AmQpt)

8 AZdeplorable, that's OK Love ya anyway

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2024 07:28 PM (AmQpt)

9 All your bases
Now being to us

Posted by: AI Penguin at January 30, 2024 07:28 PM (vFG9F)

10 Can't understand why the folks who got that kitty walking wouldn't just keep her. Nevertheless a nice story.

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 30, 2024 07:29 PM (ftFVW)

11 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2024 07:30 PM (x7plP)

12 AZdeplorable, that's OK Love ya anyway
Posted by: Ben Had

Glad of that!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 30, 2024 07:30 PM (hxRN0)

13 I don't get people's love affair with goats.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2024 07:31 PM (3CVIc)

14 Mark your time

Posted by: AI Penguin at January 30, 2024 07:31 PM (vFG9F)

15 I would live in that place except I couldn't handle all the stairs.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2024 07:32 PM (AmQpt)

16 All those buildings piled on the side of cliffs... Italy to me looks like the land has cancer.
Posted by: BurtTC

If that interests you, check out the Monastic community of Mount Athos in Greece

Crazy building (and lifestyle)!
Coordinates: 40°17′N 24°13′E

Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2024 07:32 PM (x7plP)

17 I don't get people's love affair with goats.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Goats are... okay. But that squeaky little one was ADORABLE.

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 30, 2024 07:32 PM (ftFVW)

18 I want to kiss you always.

Posted by: AI Penguin at January 30, 2024 07:32 PM (vFG9F)

19 I don't get people's love affair with goats.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

They are as cute as shit when little. But then they grow up.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2024 07:33 PM (x7plP)

20 I don't get people's love affair with goats.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

You raise them and get utube $$ for the videos and then you cook them and have a party.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 30, 2024 07:33 PM (hxRN0)

21 How long does it take to level up in Cinque Terre??

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 30, 2024 07:33 PM (2yu8s)

22 Goats are... okay. But that squeaky little one was ADORABLE.

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 30, 2024 07:32 PM (ftFVW

Darth Vader was a baby at one point too.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2024 07:33 PM (3CVIc)

23 AlaBAMA, meat , milk and lawn mowing. Some pretty good leather too.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2024 07:33 PM (AmQpt)

24 >>I don't get people's love affair with goats.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Don't be a hater.

Posted by: Achmed at January 30, 2024 07:34 PM (HQ9Sl)

25 They are as cute as shit when little. But then they grow up.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2024 07:33 PM (x7plP)

And become Satan's army on Earth.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 07:34 PM (0SUY6)

26 The AI penguin is making me uncomfortable. Can I get an AI sea lion in its place?

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 30, 2024 07:34 PM (ftFVW)

27 They are as cute as shit when little. But then they grow up.
Posted by: Tonypete

Kinda like humans.

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 30, 2024 07:35 PM (ftFVW)

28 The AI penguin is making me uncomfortable. Can I get an AI sea lion in its place?
Posted by: She Hobbit

And just like magic the AI penguin is no more.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 30, 2024 07:35 PM (hxRN0)

29 She Hobbit off the top rope.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2024 07:35 PM (AmQpt)

30 26 The AI penguin is making me uncomfortable. Can I get an AI sea lion in its place?
Posted by: She Hobbit at January 30, 2024 07:34 PM (ftFVW)

Best we can do is an AI sea otter.

Posted by: AI Rick Harrison at January 30, 2024 07:35 PM (PiwSw)

31 If that interests you, check out the Monastic community of Mount Athos in Greece

Crazy building (and lifestyle)!
Coordinates: 40°17′N 24°13′E
Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2024 07:32 PM (x7plP)

I don't know that it interests me. Maybe they're wonderful places to live. All I mean is, I look at that pic and think "this was a landscape that was minding its own business for eons... then people came along and distorted what God created.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 07:36 PM (0SUY6)

32 I don't get people's love affair with goats.
----------
They do it on a caprice.
🐐

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 30, 2024 07:36 PM (2yu8s)

33 23 AlaBAMA, meat , milk and lawn mowing. Some pretty good leather too.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2024 07:33 PM (AmQpt)


No, that I get. I consider them an option to cattle and dairy farms. I don't get the baby goat as a pet thing.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2024 07:36 PM (3CVIc)

34 Manorola… went there in my honeymoon.. Great little town

Posted by: Tj at January 30, 2024 07:36 PM (wZD3J)

35 All your bases
Now being to us
Posted by: AI Penguin at January 30, 2024 07:28 PM (vFG9F)


What you say?

Posted by: Bats at January 30, 2024 07:37 PM (aD39U)

36 10 Can't understand why the folks who got that kitty walking wouldn't just keep her. Nevertheless a nice story.
Posted by: She Hobbit

I was thinking the same thing.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 30, 2024 07:37 PM (zpJdl)

37 don't get people's love affair with goats.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2024 07:31 PM (3CVIc)

I keel you!!!

Posted by: Mohammed, Ditka Dirka at January 30, 2024 07:38 PM (5FnZt)

38 I don't know that it interests me. Maybe they're wonderful places to live. All I mean is, I look at that pic and think "this was a landscape that was minding its own business for eons... then people came along and distorted what God created.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 07:36 PM (0SUY6)
----
Careful with those thoughts...That's how environmental leftism starts...Though they don't believe in God.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2024 07:38 PM (BpYfr)

39 Good evening everyone from Biden County again

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2024 07:38 PM (vJ2PM)

40 Definitely not the spring/summer energy I'm trying to bring with integrity, but a good click anyway.

Good one for the 'ettes, we're going to add this to that category in the upcoming Café Balanced Scorecard Report, taking it our of the Zero Category YTD.

Sadly, Giant watusi, Llamas, Alpacas, and Baby skunks remain there.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 30, 2024 07:39 PM (a3Q+t)

41 Things must have been pretty scary in our Southwest at one time.

https://ytube.io/3phH

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 30, 2024 07:39 PM (aD39U)

42 Is it me, or is Jeopardy woke-ifying? Seems like there's an uptick in Diversity subjects, climate refs, and mini lectures in our host's responses.

Emmet Till appears once a week.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 30, 2024 07:39 PM (+RQPJ)

43 36 10 Can't understand why the folks who got that kitty walking wouldn't just keep her. Nevertheless a nice story.
Posted by: She Hobbit

I was thinking the same thing.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 30, 2024 07:37 PM (zpJdl)M

Fosters. One of the unsung heroes of the rescue community. Some do trap, spay/neuter and release, some foster kittens until they are ready to adopt, some foster cats with special needs.

Selfless people. I know quite a few.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2024 07:39 PM (3CVIc)

44 I don't know that it interests me. Maybe they're wonderful places to live. All I mean is, I look at that pic and think "this was a landscape that was minding its own business for eons... then people came along and distorted what God created.
Posted by: BurtTC

Oh, so it's not okay to build houses there? I get no respect.

Posted by: Sweeping Grasslands at January 30, 2024 07:40 PM (ftFVW)

45 Ken Jennings sucks cock by choice.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 30, 2024 07:40 PM (R4t5M)

46 Do Androids smell Electric Penguins?

Posted by: Duncanthrax, asking the questions the MSM doesn't ask at January 30, 2024 07:40 PM (a3Q+t)

47 36, 10, 3rd'ed

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at January 30, 2024 07:41 PM (WsTvr)

48 When Skip starts posting in Morse code we will know that the shit got real.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2024 07:41 PM (AmQpt)

49 Fosters. One of the unsung heroes of the rescue community. Some do trap, spay/neuter and release, some foster kittens until they are ready to adopt, some foster cats with special needs.

Selfless people. I know quite a few.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2024 07:39 PM (3CVIc)

My sister does that. Feeds the feral cats and capture them for spaying.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 30, 2024 07:41 PM (aD39U)

50 I fed my cat some tuna for supper, as I do most evenings. He ate part of it. When my chicken thighs for soup got done, I had to scrape the last of the tuna off the plate and give him some chicken. He's relentless.

Posted by: huerfano at January 30, 2024 07:42 PM (Q4KYm)

51 So the state of Delaware can now decide how much Musk is allowed to make. Interesting. I guess the kulaks are getting uppity.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 30, 2024 07:43 PM (Y6IkP)

52 Jeopardy has also really simplified its subject matter.

If I can get over 50% of the questions, it's waaay too easy.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 30, 2024 07:44 PM (zpJdl)

53 Fostered 13 Australian Shepard puppies once. What a fun time

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2024 07:44 PM (AmQpt)

54 Careful with those thoughts...That's how environmental leftism starts...Though they don't believe in God.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2024 07:38 PM (BpYfr)

I have no interest in telling anyone else where they should or shouldn't own property, just saying when it comes to picturesque landscape, building on it doesn't improve it.

I'm strictly talking about aesthetics. We have a lot of that out here in these parts of the country too.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 07:44 PM (0SUY6)

55 Pandas are obviously retarded and act in an embarrassing manner. Penguins are intelligent, act in a dignified manner, and are universally loved. If you have a black-and-white pet in mind, the choice couldn't be more clear.

Posted by: Penguin Promotion Board at January 30, 2024 07:44 PM (V5BDR)

56 53 Fostered 13 Australian Shepard puppies once. What a fun time
Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2024 07:44 PM (AmQpt


Bakers dozen of puppies. You've got some patience.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2024 07:45 PM (3CVIc)

57 Selfless people. I know quite a few.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Totally get that, know a few myself. Just seems like a special case like that would be harder to let go than the 23rd little kitten.

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 30, 2024 07:45 PM (ftFVW)

58 I don't understand these little villages piled up, house on top of house like that

how do you get around? It looks like only walking would do

I see no streets

Posted by: Don Black at January 30, 2024 07:45 PM (geLO8)

59 "then people came along and distorted what God created.
Posted by: BurtTC"

I think God intended we use the resources that we are blessed with. I don't know that it is intended that we do it in a manner that might be considered wise.

Posted by: fd at January 30, 2024 07:45 PM (vFG9F)

60
Spent a week in Cinque Terre in 2017. Gorgeous place. Hell, almost anywhere in Italy can be described that way.

Sigh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 30, 2024 07:46 PM (x0n13)

61 best black-and-white pet ever: rat terrier!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at January 30, 2024 07:46 PM (WsTvr)

62 So I was just at the grocery store and thought to buy a couple of large Marie Callender's chicken pies for dinner.

The one pound pies are now 15oz.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 30, 2024 07:46 PM (aD39U)

63 Trouble in paradise? It looks like maybe the lump of Shrek Fetterman is separating from the spousal unit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 30, 2024 07:46 PM (R4t5M)

64 Oh, so it's not okay to build houses there? I get no respect.
Posted by: Sweeping Grasslands at January 30, 2024 07:40 PM (ftFVW)

The other thing I find funny, when driving across country, you'll come across a town after driving past no human development for miles, and suddenly... everyone is living RIGHT ON TOP OF EACH OTHER.

You couldn't build your house, maybe 50 feet further away?

I don't get it.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 07:46 PM (0SUY6)

65 The one pound pies are now 15oz.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

Bidenomics strikes again!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2024 07:46 PM (x7plP)

66 Totally get that, know a few myself. Just seems like a special case like that would be harder to let go than the 23rd little kitten.
Posted by: She Hobbit at January 30, 2024 07:45 PM (ftFVW

It happens. One of the hardest things they do is saying goodbye

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2024 07:47 PM (3CVIc)

67 The one pound pies are now 15oz.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

How lucky that they've increased the ration, Comrade.

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 30, 2024 07:47 PM (ftFVW)

68 What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has a joke at January 30, 2024 07:47 PM (aD39U)

69 T O N I G H T !
NEW ZEALAND LAUNCH
RocketLab Electron 42 :
Four Of A Kind Launch
Launch time: January 31st at 7:15 p.m. NZDT
(1:15 a.m. EST, 0615 UTC)

http://tinyurl.com/yhhpyr5k (Launch Pad)
http://tinyurl.com/24ary533 (Space Affairs)
====
On February 1
ISS DOCKING WITH CYGNUS
Scheduled for Feb 1, 2024
Coverage of the rendezvous and capture of NASA’s Northrop Grumman CRS-20 at the International Space Station.
Capture of Cygnus with the space station’s robotic arm is scheduled for 4:15 a.m. ET, 09:15 UTC, and 10:15 CET.

http://tinyurl.com/3zbbhct3


Posted by: Ciampino - Daily Dose #03 at January 30, 2024 07:48 PM (qfLjt)

70 So I was just at the grocery store and thought to buy a couple of large Marie Callender's chicken pies for dinner.

The one pound pies are now 15oz.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 30, 2024 07:46 PM (aD39U)

THERE IS NO INFLATION! -- MSM

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at January 30, 2024 07:48 PM (AiZBA)

71 Wait, no motorcycle jumps or cheesecake in today's Cafe? This transition to non-animal content isn't going fast enough. Just finish what you started, so we can move on.

Posted by: Born Free at January 30, 2024 07:48 PM (6kqgf)

72 I don't understand these little villages piled up, house on top of house like that

how do you get around? It looks like only walking would do

I see no streets
Posted by: Don Black at January 30, 2024 07:45 PM (geLO

I always wonder about the sewer system.

That house 100 feet over your head...what happens when his pipes burst?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 07:48 PM (0SUY6)

73 The other thing I find funny, when driving across country, you'll come across a town after driving past no human development for miles, and suddenly... everyone is living RIGHT ON TOP OF EACH OTHER.

You couldn't build your house, maybe 50 feet further away?

I don't get it.
Posted by: BurtTC

High land and lot prep costs lead developers to smush as many dwellings in a given space as legally allowed.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2024 07:48 PM (x7plP)

74 63 Trouble in paradise? It looks like maybe the lump of Shrek Fetterman is separating from the spousal unit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 30, 2024 07:46 PM (R4t5M)


She struck me as a ladder climber. Lump may not be the best rung anymore.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2024 07:48 PM (3CVIc)

75 inna nutshell, this:
"65 The one pound pies are now 15oz.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

Bidenomics strikes again!
Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2024 07:46 PM (x7plP) "

innit?

*spit*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at January 30, 2024 07:48 PM (WsTvr)

76 When Skip starts posting in Morse code we will know that the shit got real.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2024 07:41 PM

Especially if it's:

-... . / ... ..- .-. . / - --- / -.. .-. .. -. -.- / -.-- --- ..- .-. / --- ...- .- .-.. - .. -. .

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 30, 2024 07:49 PM (a3Q+t)

77 A nun! With spears through her head!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has a joke at January 30, 2024 07:49 PM (aD39U)

78 At cnty zoning board meeting. We kept the windmills out, at least for the time being, last year.
Tonight is about keeping them from running more powerlines through cnty to transmit solar field elec.
Am going to try to behave.
Mostly.

Posted by: Nimrod at January 30, 2024 07:50 PM (ix5nG)

79 If that town is on the Amalfi Coast, then I think I spent a week there one night. Sometime before color tv, when cruisers had triple gun turrets.

Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at January 30, 2024 07:50 PM (x0NqF)

80 52 Jeopardy has also really simplified its subject matter.

If I can get over 50% of the questions, it's waaay too easy.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 30, 2024 07:44 PM (zpJdl)
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Agree. I am the low bar by which I judge the difficulty of, well, anything, and I come off as a genius.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 30, 2024 07:50 PM (+RQPJ)

81 77 A nun! With spears through her head!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) has a joke at January 30, 2024 07:49 PM (aD39U

That was dark. They'll be nun of that off color humor here, sir!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2024 07:51 PM (3CVIc)

82 79 If that town is on the Amalfi Coast, then I think I spent a week there one night. Sometime before color tv, when cruisers had triple gun turrets.
Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at January 30, 2024 07:50 PM (x0NqF)


Way north. Liguria.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 30, 2024 07:51 PM (x0n13)

83 I always wonder about the sewer system.

That house 100 feet over your head...what happens when his pipes burst?
Posted by: BurtTC

You have running water and sanitary sewers?!

Luxury!!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2024 07:51 PM (x7plP)

84 Shipping traffic seems to be picking up here in the Port of Seattle.

Been dead since Covid hit.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 30, 2024 07:51 PM (zpJdl)

85 That was dark. They'll be nun of that off color humor here, sir!
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Sorry. It's become a habit.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2024 07:52 PM (x7plP)

86 =I always wonder about the sewer system.

That house 100 feet over your head...what happens when his pipes burst?
Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 07:48 PM (0SUY6)

That sort of happened here one winter. 1989 I think. We have a street that drops a hundred feet straight down toward the bay. The sewer pipe somehow froze or was otherwise blocked at the bottom over Christmas. The people in the lowest house came home after the holiday to find three feet of poop in their house from all the flushing uphill.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has a joke at January 30, 2024 07:52 PM (aD39U)

87 Trouble in paradise? It looks like maybe the lump of Shrek Fetterman is separating from the spousal unit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 30, 2024 07:46 PM (R4t5M)

This is possibly the weirdest political story we've seen in a while, and that's saying something.

Fetterman is some odd combination of King Theoden and Ratatouille.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 07:53 PM (0SUY6)

88 Beer break. Painted 3 sections of the under-counter space in the kitchen, second coat in some spots, and two full coats in the right-most section. Got the fascia board and 2 doors installed on the large section under the sink. Looks much better. Next section over is roughed in for a dishwasher, which I don't need, so I will build a rolling trolley to carry the kitchen trash can, and face it up with matching fauxk to match the doors. Far right side will be a cabinet with a single, wider door on it. And a shelf.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2024 07:53 PM (tkR6S)

89 -... . / ... ..- .-. . / - --- / -.. .-. .. -. -.- / -.-- --- ..- .-. / --- ...- .- .-.. - .. -. .
=====
It's just a crappy ad!!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 30, 2024 07:54 PM (2yu8s)

90 Wait, no motorcycle jumps or cheesecake in today's Cafe? This transition to non-animal content isn't going fast enough. Just finish what you started, so we can move on.
Posted by: Born Free at January 30, 2024 07:48 PM

Dude. Ace IS working to appease the various 'phile' groups (including the one with the fetish for mephitic excretions), and the 'ette cheesecake one was included tonight.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 30, 2024 07:54 PM (a3Q+t)

91 you go AOP!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at January 30, 2024 07:54 PM (WsTvr)

92 That sort of happened here one winter. 1989 I think. We have a street that drops a hundred feet straight down toward the bay. The sewer pipe somehow froze or was otherwise blocked at the bottom over Christmas. The people in the lowest house came home after the holiday to find three feet of poop in their house from all the flushing uphill.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) has a joke at January 30, 2024 07:52 PM (aD39U)

It always happens over Christmas.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 07:55 PM (0SUY6)

93 Technical question:
What is the longest URL (characters) acceptable to the Blog?
I ask as I want to know if the youtube-generated shorter URL is acceptable or otherwise. In the past I was guilty of slightly too long URLs and I wasn't even aware of it until CBD complained.

Posted by: Ciampino - question everything; accept nothing at January 30, 2024 07:55 PM (qfLjt)

94 So a single black robed tyrant can decide that the money you earned years ago, is void under the brokeBackBarry "you've made enough money" doctrine and order you to be un-paid.

You've made too much, I am changing your past salary.

Gee, I wonder where this'll lead?

Posted by: banana Dream at January 30, 2024 07:55 PM (Y6IkP)

95 Agree. I am the low bar by which I judge the difficulty of, well, anything, and I come off as a genius.
Posted by: All Hail Eris

All this Jeopardy! talk reminds me of two funny movie scenes of people watching it on TV. Groundhog Day where Bill Murray gets every question right cause he's seen them so many times. My First Mister where Michael McKean gets every question wrong cause he's a putz.

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 30, 2024 07:55 PM (ftFVW)

96 High land and lot prep costs lead developers to smush as many dwellings in a given space as legally allowed.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2024 07:48 PM (x7plP)

Yeah, I assume that's the reason, it just looks funny when there's so much space surrounding this little concentration of people living on top of each other.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 07:56 PM (0SUY6)

97 me, sorta under the We're So Sorry, Uncle Albert clause, I haven't done a bloody thing all day.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at January 30, 2024 07:57 PM (WsTvr)

98 Technical question:
What is the longest URL (characters) acceptable to the Blog?
I ask as I want to know if the youtube-generated shorter URL is acceptable or otherwise. In the past I was guilty of slightly too long URLs and I wasn't even aware of it until CBD complained.
Posted by: Ciampino - question everything; accept nothing at January 30, 2024 07:55 PM (qfLjt)
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URLs that are too long will blow the margins for the standard width of the comment boxes, I think. That's why some folks will insert a carriage return in URLs.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2024 07:57 PM (BpYfr)

99 All this Jeopardy! talk reminds me of two funny movie scenes of people watching it on TV. Groundhog Day where Bill Murray gets every question right cause he's seen them so many times. My First Mister where Michael McKean gets every question wrong cause he's a putz.
Posted by: She Hobbit at January 30, 2024 07:55 PM (ftFVW)

Heh, everyone looking at him funny, and Murray just looks someone straight in the eye, and answers the next question before it's even asked.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 07:57 PM (0SUY6)

100 I ask as I want to know if the youtube-generated shorter URL is acceptable or otherwise. In the past I was guilty of slightly too long URLs and I wasn't even aware of it until CBD complained.
Posted by: Ciampino - question everything; accept nothing at January 30, 2024 07:55 PM (qfLjt

The longer the better!

Posted by: The Barrel at January 30, 2024 07:57 PM (3CVIc)

101 It's Italy. All shit flows uphill.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2024 07:58 PM (AmQpt)

102 89 -... . / ... ..- .-. . / - --- / -.. .-. .. -. -.- / -.-- --- ..- .-. / --- ...- .- .-.. - .. -. .
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It's just a crappy ad!!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 30, 2024 07:54 PM (2yu8s)
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It looks like one of those cool music pieces with the notes depicted by bars. I enjoy those as it gives me, a non-musician, a glimpse at the complexity of a piece of music.

Posted by: Ciampino - question everything, accept nothing at January 30, 2024 07:58 PM (qfLjt)

103 It always happens over Christmas.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 07:55 PM (0SUY6)


It does. I have told the story that a plumber friend told me about having to go to the old Battlehouse Hotel in Mobile on Christmas day because they had a sewer pipe break in the basement. He and his brand new helper showed up and started to go down the stairs. He stopped halfway down and could see that the poop was going to be up to his waist. After a minute he told his helper 'Well, this is when we earn our pay.' Getting no response he turned around and the helper was gone, the tool box left on the landing.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has a joke at January 30, 2024 08:00 PM (aD39U)

104 Make Jeopardy Great Again

Posted by: Zombie Art Fleming at January 30, 2024 08:00 PM (63Dwl)

105 I ask as I want to know if the youtube-generated shorter URL is acceptable or otherwise. In the past I was guilty of slightly too long URLs and I wasn't even aware of it until CBD complained.
Posted by: Ciampino - question everything; accept nothing at January 30, 2024 07:55 PM (qfLjt)

Format of Youtube "Share" URL: 25 characters ? 25-odd characters

Copy that. Paste here. Highlight and delete the ? and all that follows. Link will work fine.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2024 08:01 PM (tkR6S)

106 You smell shit, I smell money!

Posted by: Mr. Septic at January 30, 2024 08:01 PM (R4t5M)

107 Make Jeopardy Great Again
Posted by: Zombie Art Fleming

Fo sheez.

Posted by: Zombie Alex Trebek at January 30, 2024 08:02 PM (ftFVW)

108 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I think I need to bring some beer over and help you drink it... What time will you be slowing down tomorrow?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 30, 2024 08:02 PM (hxRN0)

109 100

The longer the better!

Posted by: The Barrel at January 30, 2024 07:57 PM (3CVIc)
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You're not fooling me! You're empty tonight I can see and you want me to get castigated so it would be my turn in the barrel.
You've got another think coming. Curses on your staves and may they leak.

Posted by: Ciampino - question everything, accept nothing! at January 30, 2024 08:03 PM (qfLjt)

110 me, sorta under the We're So Sorry, Uncle Albert clause, I haven't done a bloody thing all day.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

As a Yute, I had a 45 of this song. I played it repeatedly for an hour or two until my Dad stormed into my room, grabbed it, and smashed in onto the record player ala John Belushi and Stephen Bishop's guitar.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2024 08:04 PM (x7plP)

111 I think I need to bring some beer over and help you drink it... What time will you be slowing down tomorrow?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 30, 2024 08:02 PM (hxRN0)

Usually around 5 P.M. Would be pleased to see you!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2024 08:04 PM (tkR6S)

112 LOL, G'rump, I remember the same thing in Burnham Harbor, marine terlet filled the bilge ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at January 30, 2024 08:04 PM (WsTvr)

113 Cinque Terre looks awesome. Er...they don't have earthquakes there, do they? Just askin'...

The cat heading for his bunker at the sound of a smoke alarm made me laugh.

That Instagram video showing the guy jumping off of...what, a cell tower?...didn't see the landing, but I assume it ended ok. If I have any phobia, it's a fear of great heights. The text asks, "Would you jump?" Well, maybe if I could take Mitch McConnell with me.

Posted by: Paco at January 30, 2024 08:04 PM (njExo)

114 Puppies mauling old cat was just horrible!

Posted by: Eromero at January 30, 2024 08:05 PM (Nq2KV)

115
Usually around 5 P.M. Would be pleased to see you!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Excellent, what are we drinking (I'm buying)?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 30, 2024 08:05 PM (hxRN0)

116 You're not fooling me! You're empty tonight I can see and you want me to get castigated so it would be my turn in the barrel.
You've got another think coming. Curses on your staves and may they leak.
Posted by: Ciampino - question everything, accept nothing!

Come play with us, forever....

Posted by: The Mini Kegs at January 30, 2024 08:06 PM (ftFVW)

117 Copy that. Paste here. Highlight and delete the ? and all that follows. Link will work fine.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2024 08:01 PM (tkR6S)

If anyone needs help, I'm available to tutor.

Posted by: Claudine Gay at January 30, 2024 08:06 PM (PiwSw)

118 After a minute he told his helper 'Well, this is when we earn our pay.' Getting no response he turned around and the helper was gone, the tool box left on the landing.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) has a joke at January 30, 2024 08:00 PM (aD39U)

Hah! The guy is now a junior accountant somewhere.

Better to be waste deep in other kinds of shit.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 08:06 PM (Ui86U)

119 I was working in a house that sat for a while because of Covid. The sewage in the pipes dried out. They moved in for Thanksgiving during which the drain pipes clogged and flowed out in the bathrooms.

Posted by: Jamaica at January 30, 2024 08:07 PM (Eeb9P)

120 116 You're not fooling me! You're empty tonight I can see and you want me to get castigated so it would be my turn in the barrel.
You've got another think coming. Curses on your staves and may they leak.
Posted by: Ciampino - question everything, accept nothing!

Come play with us, forever....
Posted by: The Mini Kegs at January 30, 2024 08:06 PM (ftFVW)

I said Bed Time!!! Now off you go.

Posted by: The Barrel at January 30, 2024 08:08 PM (3CVIc)

121 Cinque Terre looks awesome. Er...they don't have earthquakes there, do they? Just askin'...

Posted by: Paco at January 30, 2024 08:04 PM (njExo)

Gonna assume this place is somewhere in the country where Hitler didn't make the spaghetti eaters dig in.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 08:08 PM (Ui86U)

122 114 Puppies mauling old cat was just horrible!
Posted by: Eromero at January 30, 2024 08:05 PM (Nq2KV)

Vicious animals. I hope that cat is okay.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2024 08:09 PM (3CVIc)

123 Gonna assume this place is somewhere in the country where Hitler didn't make the spaghetti eaters dig in.
Posted by: BurtTC

You know who else.... wait. Nevermind.

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 30, 2024 08:11 PM (ftFVW)

124 Excellent, what are we drinking (I'm buying)?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 30, 2024 08:05 PM (hxRN0)

Four peaks Kilt Lifter would be fine. I have some other beers in the fridge.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2024 08:11 PM (tkR6S)

125 Linus & Lucy is always in season!

https://t.ly/rGiCt

& g'night allayouse!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at January 30, 2024 08:13 PM (WsTvr)

126 I have it on good authority that Joe Biden walks like a penguin.

Probably doesn't smell as bad, though.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 30, 2024 08:14 PM (a3Q+t)

127 55. Pandas are obviously retarded and act in an embarrassing manner. Penguins are intelligent, act in a dignified manner, and are universally loved. If you have a black-and-white pet in mind, the choice couldn't be more clear. - Penguin Promotion Board

I agree wholeheartedly. I have it on good information that pandas are, in reality, a Chinese PSYOP. Penguins, on the other hand, were instrumental in overthrowing the Marxist Allende government in Chile (no, as a matter of fact, I can't tell you how I know that).

Posted by: Paco at January 30, 2024 08:15 PM (njExo)

128 My kittehs absolutely hate the smoke detector alarm. Even if I’m just changing the batteries and do the test they are frantic.

Posted by: Cobalt Blue at January 30, 2024 08:15 PM (MNhXM)

129
Four peaks Kilt Lifter would be fine. I have some other beers in the fridge.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

See you tomorrow!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 30, 2024 08:15 PM (hxRN0)

130 I don't know if the left taking 55 billion dollars away from Musk's earnings today as punishment for betraying them will make him hardcore anti left or make him give in and merge with the regime. But I have to think it will affect some large long-term change in him. What lesson will he learn?

Posted by: banana Dream at January 30, 2024 08:16 PM (Y6IkP)

131 That's why cats can never conquer the world.

All we need is trash bags, vacuum cleaners and smoke alarms to defeat those fuzz balls.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2024 08:18 PM (3CVIc)

132 That cat with the fire alarm LOL

Posted by: steevy at January 30, 2024 08:18 PM (FQmDC)

133 Probably doesn't smell as bad, though.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Wrong.

Posted by: Dr. Jill at January 30, 2024 08:20 PM (ftFVW)

134 Gonna assume this place is somewhere in the country where Hitler didn't make the spaghetti eaters dig in.
Posted by: BurtTC

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I'll leave it to the experts on this Smart Military Blog, but I don't think that area has much military value.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 30, 2024 08:20 PM (8AONa)

135 I don't know if the left taking 55 billion dollars away from Musk's earnings today as punishment for betraying them will make him hardcore anti left or make him give in and merge with the regime. But I have to think it will affect some large long-term change in him. What lesson will he learn?
Posted by: banana Dream at January 30, 2024 08:16 PM (Y6IkP)

55 billion dollars would buy a lot of hollowed-out volcanic islands in remote tropical localities...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2024 08:20 PM (tkR6S)

136 Nazis in a secret base in Antarctica used penguins to torture prisoners until their noses fell off. This treatment was known as "Usselnorfenflugen", which is roughly German for "Nose falling off".

Posted by: Penguin Facts at January 30, 2024 08:22 PM (vFG9F)

137 That last vid reminded me of the Ad Astra scene. (Underrated movie IMHO)

Posted by: Cobalt Blue at January 30, 2024 08:24 PM (MNhXM)

138 'In the last decade, young women in rich countries have moved sharply to the left. Young men have not. In some countries they have become much more conservative. The result is a gap in political and cultural attitudes between the sexes that has become a chasm.'

'Buried in a national poll from late 2023 is a stunning finding: American women are much less worried about falling fertility rates than men. Fewer than one in three women said they were concerned about the trend, compared to 43 percent of men'

Seems women are the root of liberalism now and are very happy for society to end.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2024 08:26 PM (3CVIc)

139 Fosters. One of the unsung heroes of the rescue community. Some do trap, spay/neuter and release, some foster kittens until they are ready to adopt, some foster cats with special needs.

Selfless people. I know quite a few.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

I follow some on Instagram (I run a page for a cat, so....) Some heartbreaks and some really feel-good dopamine hits out there.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 30, 2024 08:27 PM (KAi1n)

140 He starts making sense and she leaves.

misha꙳
@schizarella
🚨 BREAKING: Senator John Fetterman's wife Gisele deletes all pictures with him on social media.
According to reports she is currently single.

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She was sort of attractive for a middle aged woman but absolutely no soul.

misha꙳
@schizarella
UPDATE: Gisele deletes her Instagram, close friends confirm this is due to John's incessant support for for the war.

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He doesn't support the new holocaust?!!! How dare he?!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at January 30, 2024 08:27 PM (FVME7)

141 Snowplow parenting is a type of over-parenting, where parents are overprotective of their children and hyperfocused on their child’s lives. The term is used to describe parents who intervene excessively in their children's lives, clearing obstacles and challenges out of their way in order to try to ensure their happiness and success

Weren’t these called “helicopter parents” ?

Posted by: SMOD at January 30, 2024 08:27 PM (RovqD)

142 Seems women are the root of liberalism now and are very happy for society to end.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2024 08:26 PM (3CVIc)

The future belongs to those that show up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2024 08:28 PM (tkR6S)

143 I'll leave it to the experts on this Smart Military Blog, but I don't think that area has much military value.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 30, 2024 08:20 PM (8AONa)

I would assume not. Geography dictated what parts of the country got blasted, and what parts were left alone.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 08:28 PM (0SUY6)

144 Just as a matter of interest, Base Jumper Fatality stats:

https://bfl.baseaddict.com/list

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2024 08:28 PM (XeU6L)

145 Magills
@magills_
Fetterman finally got that annoying lump removed

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Now, that's just mean.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at January 30, 2024 08:28 PM (FVME7)

146 Fetterman is single and ready to mingle, ladies!

Don't push!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2024 08:30 PM (3CVIc)

147 55 billion dollars would buy a lot of hollowed-out volcanic islands in remote tropical localities...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2024 08:20 PM (tkR6S)

Would. And has.

Posted by: Mork Zuckerbucks at January 30, 2024 08:30 PM (0SUY6)

148 Snowplow parenting is a type of over-parenting, where parents are overprotective of their children..
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Of course I will go with you for your job interview, dear!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2024 08:30 PM (XeU6L)

149 Fetterman becomes unfettered.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2024 08:30 PM (AmQpt)

150 UPDATE: Gisele deletes her Instagram, close friends confirm this is due to John's incessant support for for the war.

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The Liberal Tribe demands absolute loyalty. Gisele made her choice.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 30, 2024 08:30 PM (8AONa)

151 UPDATE: Gisele deletes her Instagram, close friends confirm this is due to John's incessant support for for the war.

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He doesn't support the new holocaust?!!! How dare he?!!!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at January 30, 2024 08:27 PM (FVME7)

You know what would be a hoot? If Fetterman hooked up with Kathy Barnette. Or Lauren Boebert.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2024 08:30 PM (tkR6S)

152 You know what would be a hoot? If Fetterman hooked up with Kathy Barnette. Or Lauren Boebert.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2024 08:30 PM (tkR6S)

Posted by: Mork Zuckerbucks at January 30, 2024 08:31 PM (0SUY6)

153 >You know what would be a hoot? If Fetterman hooked up with Kathy Barnette. Or Lauren Boebert.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2024 08:30 PM (tkR6S)

Boebert is just itching to let her freak flag fly.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 30, 2024 08:32 PM (GTqXr)

154 Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2024 08:26 PM (3CVIc)

It was a woman judge who took Musk’s 55 billion dollars.

And she’s not even married to him !

Posted by: Cobalt Blue at January 30, 2024 08:32 PM (MNhXM)

155 Maybe Fetterman was always conservative. Maybe he was just being poisoned by his wife and made to act like a liberal.

He's found out and is refusing to eat the tapioca anymore. His wife, realizing she cannot control him anymore, is abandoning the castle.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2024 08:33 PM (3CVIc)

156 You know what would be a hoot? If Fetterman hooked up with Kathy Barnette. Or Lauren Boebert.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2024 08:30 PM (tkR6S)

There was a straw poll of Republican voters, after a debate held in the 4th Congressional district in Colorado, where Boobert is trying to get elected (she's currently in the 3rd district).

She finished fifth.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 08:33 PM (0SUY6)

157 Fetterman is the new Manchin.

Discuss...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 30, 2024 08:33 PM (GTqXr)

158 Fetterman is the new Manchin.

Discuss...
Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 30, 2024 08:33 PM (GTqXr)

Manchin would never ever trolled protestors by waving an Israeli flag at them.

Posted by: Cobalt Blue at January 30, 2024 08:34 PM (MNhXM)

159 Is sicily a provenance of Italy, a part of Italy or is it independent? Just curious. Someone mentioned equalizer 3 being set there and it was amazing.

Posted by: Blutarski at January 30, 2024 08:35 PM (Fwuhb)

160 Here's video of Fetterman separating from his wife:

http://tinyurl.com/p6h2etup

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 08:35 PM (0SUY6)

161 Boebert just fooled people with the 'I'm a conservative badass chick with a gun and holster' schtick.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2024 08:35 PM (3CVIc)

162 He's found out and is refusing to eat the tapioca anymore. His wife, realizing she cannot control him anymore, is abandoning the castle.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2024 08:33 PM (3CVIc)

Tapioca is nasty stuff. I don't blame him.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2024 08:35 PM (tkR6S)

163 Seems women are the root of liberalism now and are very happy for society to end.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

I suspect the numbers may be a little off since those of us who do care are too busy raising our children. Then again, wymyn be crazy.

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 30, 2024 08:35 PM (ftFVW)

164 Boebert just fooled people with the 'I'm a conservative badass chick with a gun and holster' schtick.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2024 08:35 PM (3CVIc)

And very nice tits. Don't forget the nice tits.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 08:37 PM (0SUY6)

165 You know what else is racist?

The Conversation Canada
@ConversationCA
What’s unsettling about Catan: How board games uphold colonial narratives

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And Clue is even worse! They imply that there's something wrong with murdering rich YT people!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at January 30, 2024 08:37 PM (FVME7)

166 >And very nice tits. Don't forget the nice tits.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 08:37 PM (0SUY6)

She over indexes on the crazy side of the hot/crazy matrix.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 30, 2024 08:38 PM (GTqXr)

167 Palin did it better.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2024 08:40 PM (3CVIc)

168 And Clue is even worse! They imply that there's something wrong with murdering rich YT people!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

Don't forget Monopoly where the biggest risk taking capitalist always wins.

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 30, 2024 08:40 PM (ftFVW)

169 But seriously though, Boobert rode in on a wave of Trump supporting candidates who were ready to overturn the tendency of Republicans in Congress to just go along, reaching around across the aisle.

The guy she unseated in the primary was a milquetoast nobody, who was ready to be tossed aside by anyone claiming to be a true conservative.

She's not been bad at her job, she's just obviously not very bright, especially when it comes to selecting men.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 08:41 PM (0SUY6)

170 [O/T -- From the top CJN Speaks sidebar:]

"Biden won't respond to the deaths of GIs against an Iran he's trying to suck up to means more American deaths ..."

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I've heard (cannot confirm because all search engines suck and suppress any information contrary to the Junta narrative) that F. Joe Mugabe will not attend the arrival back here in the U.S. of the caskets & bodies of the three soldiers killed in the Jordan drone attack.

Trump should get permission -- from the families and the AFB -- to attend. I predict it would result in even more splodey-commie-talking-heads than usual!

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 30, 2024 08:41 PM (/z9fK)

171 Getting felt up in a theatre is a right of passage!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2024 08:42 PM (3CVIc)

172 Maybe Fetterman was always conservative. Maybe he was just being poisoned by his wife and made to act like a liberal.
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Obscure fact: Once it became legal for wives to obtain a no-fault divorce, the mortality rate of married males ages twenty to fifty went down sixty percent.

Make of it what you will...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2024 08:42 PM (XeU6L)

173 She's not been bad at her job, she's just obviously not very bright, especially when it comes to selecting men.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 08:41 PM (0SUY6)

You're saying I have a chance?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2024 08:42 PM (tkR6S)

174 She over indexes on the crazy side of the hot/crazy matrix.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 30, 2024 08:38 PM (GTqXr)

Well, I do seem to have a type, so.....

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 08:42 PM (0SUY6)

175 You're saying I have a chance?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2024 08:42 PM (tkR6S)

There is most certainly a line forming.

I'll save you a spot.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 08:43 PM (0SUY6)

176 "All I mean is, I look at that pic and think "this was a landscape that was minding its own business for eons... then people came along and distorted what God created."

Hey, if you are serious about keeping angry barbarians and/or door-to-door salesmen interrupting your meditation time, you'd build like this too.

Posted by: Monks of Athos at January 30, 2024 08:43 PM (t1XYa)

177 You know what else is racist?

The Conversation Canada
@ConversationCA
What’s unsettling about Catan: How board games uphold colonial narratives

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And Clue is even worse! They imply that there's something wrong with murdering rich YT people!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at January 30, 2024 08:37 PM (FVME7)

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And chess is RACIST WHITE PRIVILEGE because YT always gets to move first!

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 30, 2024 08:45 PM (/z9fK)

178 Ace

RE; "Not sure where this is":

Valley of the Gods, UT

Someone may have already posted this info. I'm too lazy to read the whole thread to find out.

Thass it, though!

Posted by: mnw at January 30, 2024 08:46 PM (NLIak)

179 Seems women are the root of liberalism now and are very happy for society to end.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Which is monumentally interesting as they would be the group to suffer the most if society fails.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2024 08:47 PM (x7plP)

180 Hey, if you are serious about keeping angry barbarians and/or door-to-door salesmen interrupting your meditation time, you'd build like this too.
Posted by: Monks of Athos at January 30, 2024 08:43 PM (t1XYa)

Settlements around these parts are less than 200 years old, so not a lot of barbarian horde preventing battlements (there weren't a lot of Indian skirmishes around here, I don't think). My preference would have been to keep the houses away from some of the prettier parts of the landscrape. There's enough area in the flatter parts.

But that's just me.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 08:47 PM (0SUY6)

181 Okay, that video of the paralyzed cat made me tear up. The resilience of animals is amazing. What a pretty kitty. Thank God for the lady who have that kitty a chance at life.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at January 30, 2024 08:48 PM (iODuv)

182
I'll save you a spot.
Posted by: BurtTC
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I was going to say 'Take a number', but these days it seems to be 'Check in at the kiosk'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2024 08:48 PM (XeU6L)

183 Palin did it better.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2024 08:40 PM (3CVIc)

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Palin was Trump before it was cool.

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 30, 2024 08:48 PM (/z9fK)

184 >179 Seems women are the root of liberalism now and are very happy for society to end.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Which is monumentally interesting as they would be the group to suffer the most if society fails.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2024 08:47 PM (x7plP)

Wait, aren't they all stronk and empowered?

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 30, 2024 08:49 PM (GTqXr)

185 Yeah palin got the trump treatment before trump got the trump treatment

Posted by: nckate at January 30, 2024 08:49 PM (ZGGD+)

186 DOJ now goes after pro-life activists as well as election integrity activists.

The power of a fully weaponized government.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2024 08:49 PM (3CVIc)

187 So a single black robed tyrant can decide that the money you earned years ago, is void under the brokeBackBarry "you've made enough money" doctrine and order you to be un-paid.

You've made too much, I am changing your past salary.

Gee, I wonder where this'll lead?
Posted by: banana Dream at January 30, 2024 07:55 PM (Y6IkP)

Probably to a place where some of these judges deserve to be.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at January 30, 2024 08:50 PM (iODuv)

188 Having eaten my 15oz ration of chicken pie, I have to say that I prefer it to the pounder, which always leaves me just a touch over full.

But, I am still mad. It's the principle dammit.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 30, 2024 08:50 PM (aD39U)

189 Jeopardy has also really simplified its subject matter.

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I prefer the expression "dumbed it down."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at January 30, 2024 08:50 PM (FVME7)

190 Seems women are the root of liberalism now and are very happy for society to end.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Which is monumentally interesting as they would be the group to suffer the most if society fails.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2024 08:47 PM (x7plP)

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* Stage One (and Emotional) Thinking has entered the chat [h/t Thomas Sowell] *

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 30, 2024 08:50 PM (/z9fK)

191 "Obscure fact: Once it became legal for wives to obtain a no-fault divorce, the mortality rate of married males ages twenty to fifty went down sixty percent."

And to think, people say that no-fault divorce is bad!

Posted by: Monks of Athos at January 30, 2024 08:51 PM (t1XYa)

192 I was going to say 'Take a number', but these days it seems to be 'Check in at the kiosk'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2024 08:48 PM (XeU6L)

Everyone wants us to download their apps now. I'm not downloading your app. But it'll take you longer to check in/to order!

Fine. I guess you're going to have to keep hiring humans then. For troglodytes like me.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 08:51 PM (0SUY6)

193 Which is monumentally interesting as they would be the group to suffer the most if society fails.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2024 08:47 PM (x7plP)

Wait, aren't they all stronk and empowered?
Posted by: Heavy Meta

Regrettably, most wymyns aren't as enlightened or armed as the average 'ette is.

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 30, 2024 08:52 PM (ftFVW)

194 "There's enough area in the flatter parts."

On the prime farmland? Really?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 30, 2024 08:52 PM (t1XYa)

195 Cinque Terre:

Disclaimer: Neve been there

I've seen photos, & read reliable reports, that in the summer the area has all the charm of State Street in Chicago during rush hour.

Posted by: mnw at January 30, 2024 08:52 PM (NLIak)

196 Regrettably, most wymyns aren't as enlightened or armed as the average 'ette is.

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 30, 2024 08:52 PM (ftFVW

Truth. Let's hope y'all teach the next generations.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2024 08:53 PM (3CVIc)

197 >>> UPDATE: Gisele deletes her Instagram, close friends confirm this is due to John's incessant support for for the war.
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The Liberal Tribe demands absolute loyalty. Gisele made her choice.
Posted by: 2009Refugee

"Liberal" is a odd name for people better described as authoritarion, autocratic, totalitariian, despotic, etc.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 30, 2024 08:53 PM (cOq4q)

198 "Obscure fact: Once it became legal for wives to obtain a no-fault divorce, the mortality rate of married males ages twenty to fifty went down sixty percent."

And to think, people say that no-fault divorce is bad!
Posted by: Monks of Athos at January 30, 2024 08:51 PM (t1XYa)

And the ground up glass as a food additive industry suffered a similar rate of decline.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 08:53 PM (0SUY6)

199 Getting felt up in a theatre is a right of passage!

Posted by: AlaBAMA

Tell me about it!
-- Pee Wee's pene

Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2024 08:54 PM (x7plP)

200 Truth. Let's hope y'all teach the next generations.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Ha, not my responsibility. I only have sons.

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 30, 2024 08:54 PM (ftFVW)

201
Everyone wants us to download their apps now. I'm not downloading your app. But it'll take you longer to check in/to order!

Fine. I guess you're going to have to keep hiring humans then. For troglodytes like me.
Posted by: BurtTC
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[fist bump]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2024 08:54 PM (XeU6L)

202 On the prime farmland? Really?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 30, 2024 08:52 PM (t1XYa)

Nobody's farming around here. We don't get enough rain. Flatter here means rocks and dirt and dust.

Nobody even has lawns.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 08:55 PM (0SUY6)

203 Copy that. Paste here. Highlight and delete the ? and all that follows. Link will work fine.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2024 08:01 PM (tkR6S)

But, be sure to copy it first to Word. Then, copy that to the comment box. That usually works real well.

(Joking. Do NOT copy it to word. Bad juju happens if you do)

Posted by: The Barrel at January 30, 2024 08:55 PM (iODuv)

204 And the ground up glass as a food additive industry suffered a similar rate of decline.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 08:53 PM (0SUY6)

Irwin Mainway hardest hit.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 30, 2024 08:56 PM (/HDaX)

205 Eromero,
If you're still here, how is MadisonTheCat?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 30, 2024 08:56 PM (d3Tz9)

206 >>> Manchin would never ever trolled protestors by waving an Israeli flag at them.
Posted by: Cobalt Blue

Fetterman just happened to have flag ready to unfurl.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 30, 2024 08:56 PM (cOq4q)

207 And the ground up glass as a food additive industry suffered a similar rate of decline.
Posted by: BurtTC
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Olenander tea, mysterious heart attacks. Waaay ahead of Pfizer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2024 08:56 PM (XeU6L)

208 *Oleander, dammit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2024 08:57 PM (XeU6L)

209 I only have a son but I'm working overtime on his girlfriend. Any stupidity coming out of her mouth is nicely corrected and explained. She's learning. Slowly. The problem is her mother is the queen of the local Karens.

Posted by: nckate at January 30, 2024 08:59 PM (ZGGD+)

210 "Obscure fact: Once it became legal for wives to obtain a no-fault divorce, the mortality rate of married males ages twenty to fifty went down sixty percent."

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Did anyone else think of a mailman in a Boston bar?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 30, 2024 09:01 PM (8AONa)

211 >>> Which is monumentally interesting as they would be the group to suffer the most if society fails.
Posted by: Tonypete

The payoff is the sexy sexy rapey rape!
- Gloating E. Jean Carroll

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 30, 2024 09:03 PM (cOq4q)

212 Biden will be present at Dover Air Force Base for the return of the remains of three U.S. service members killed in a drone attack in Jordan (Newsmax)

http://tinyurl.com/5hckru5m

Posted by: old chick at January 30, 2024 09:03 PM (sOete)

213 207
Olenander tea, mysterious heart attacks. Waaay ahead of Pfizer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2024 08:56 PM (XeU6L)
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Is that Oleander and which part?

Posted by: Ciampino - Natural Products chemist at January 30, 2024 09:05 PM (qfLjt)

214 I only have a son but I'm working overtime on his girlfriend. Any stupidity coming out of her mouth is nicely corrected and explained. She's learning. Slowly. The problem is her mother is the queen of the local Karens.
Posted by: nckate

Mine aren't quite there yet. But I do have plenty of worries since their dad passed about raising them to be good, strong men. This place needs more of those.

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 30, 2024 09:05 PM (ftFVW)

215 nurse, thanks for asking. Madison has never been a big eater but lately she just eats tiny amounts. This would be ok if we could leave her bowl in her customary spot. Can’t do that because Minnie will hoover everything. Now they have to eat in separate rooms. And Madison gets an appetite stimulant, which Minnie surely does not need. Mrs. E will take Madison back to vet tomorrow.

Posted by: Eromero at January 30, 2024 09:06 PM (NxC5+)

216 Cinque Terre.
Italy is prone to earthquakes and there have been some very nasty ones, particularly in the lower half.

Sicily is part of Italy. So is Sardinia but not Corsica, which is French.

Posted by: Ciampino - Daily Dose #4 at January 30, 2024 09:08 PM (qfLjt)

217 Join me in rooting for the San Francisco 49'rs in the SUPER BOWL!!!

I could care less who wins. BUT, who doesn't want to see outright chaos in the streets of that city as a result of a win? It's a mess now, but I'd enjoy watching the entire city burn to a crisp. And, there is the potential for just that.

Posted by: Orson at January 30, 2024 09:09 PM (dIske)

218 You know what would be a hoot? If Fetterman hooked up with . . . Lauren Boebert.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

That's cruel. The current incarnation of John Fetterman does not deserve that punishment.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 30, 2024 09:09 PM (KAi1n)

219 >>>Taylor Swift AI porn

What a disappointment! I really believed that ace was going to give us the "real" thang.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 30, 2024 09:09 PM (klJTj)

220 Manchin would never ever trolled protestors by waving an Israeli flag at them.
Posted by: Cobalt Blue

Fetterman just happened to have flag ready to unfurl.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 30, 2024 08:56 PM (cOq4q)

Are you implying it was a set up ? If so then you haven’t been pay attention to Fetterman’s initial support of Israel and his push back against his fellow Dems. I have no doubt he obtained an Israeli flag shortly after 10/7.

Posted by: Cobalt Blue at January 30, 2024 09:11 PM (MNhXM)

221 "I could care less who wins."

How much less?

Posted by: SFGoth at January 30, 2024 09:11 PM (KAi1n)

222 I identify as a Classical Liberal which makes me a far right fascist in modern lingo.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 30, 2024 09:12 PM (MeG8a)

223 When our sickly cat wouldn't eat, we would give her a churu. She goes crazy for those now.

Posted by: nckate at January 30, 2024 09:12 PM (ZGGD+)

224 Sicily is part of Italy. So is Sardinia but not Corsica, which is French.
Posted by: Ciampino

And the Channel Islands are British, which is "woah" given where they are, but not as "woah" as Hamtramck being independent of Detroit.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 30, 2024 09:12 PM (KAi1n)

225 I could care less who wins. BUT, who doesn't want to see outright chaos in the streets of that city as a result of a win? It's a mess now, but I'd enjoy watching the entire city burn to a crisp. And, there is the potential for just that.
Posted by: Orson at January 30, 2024 09:09 PM (dIske)

I'm worried about Travis. If his team loses, his girlfriend will be sad, but his boyfriend will be happy.

What's he supposed to do.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 09:12 PM (MbpEj)

226 Biden will be present at Dover Air Force Base for the return of the remains of three U.S. service members military folk killed in a drone attack in Jordan..
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Posted by: KJP at January 30, 2024 09:13 PM (XeU6L)

227 64
You couldn't build your house, maybe 50 feet further away?

I don't get it.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 07:46 PM (0SUY6)
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Defense

Posted by: Ciampino - Daily Dose #5 at January 30, 2024 09:14 PM (qfLjt)

228 Regrettably, most wymyns aren't as enlightened or armed as the average 'ette is.
Posted by: She Hobbit at January 30, 2024 08:52 PM

Or nearly as pulchritudinous.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 30, 2024 09:15 PM (a3Q+t)

229 I'm worried about Travis. If his team loses, his girlfriend will be sad, but his boyfriend will be happy.

What's he supposed to do.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 09:12 PM (MbpEj)
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Ok, I don't know what this means. Whatever....I just want burning and looting and shooting and various forms of debauchery. Is that too much to ask?

Posted by: Orson at January 30, 2024 09:15 PM (dIske)

230 That kitten with the leg problem was sweet. Did it say how long it took for it to become normal? Can it jump?

Posted by: Ciampino - Daily Dose #6 at January 30, 2024 09:16 PM (qfLjt)

231 What a disappointment! I really believed that ace was going to give us the "real" thang.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 30, 2024 09:09 PM (klJTj)

Way back in the 90s and early 00s, if you were a halfway decent looking celebrity, there were fake nudes of you out there. And some of them were pretty well done.

These AI pics are bizarre looking.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 09:16 PM (4R5w3)

232 When our sickly cat wouldn't eat, we would give her a churu. She goes crazy for those now.
Posted by: nckate

There's an Instagram cat named Cappybears who is incontinent and has no control over his bowels -- he was rescued from a car accident in Kuwait or something. His owner lovingly cares for him and puts up lots of posts about changing his diaper and caring for a cat in his condition. It's utterly adorable (and she says he saved her from alcoholism). Anyways, she's always giving Cappy churus to distract him down when he's being changed, his bladder expressed, etc.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 30, 2024 09:17 PM (KAi1n)

233 Unless you go along with each lunatic notion that the Left comes up with, no matter how grotesque you are a afar right fascist, this is my observation.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 30, 2024 09:17 PM (MeG8a)

234 Manchin would never ever trolled protestors by waving an Israeli flag at them.
Posted by: Cobalt Blue

Fetterman just happened to have flag ready to unfurl.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 30, 2024 08:56 PM (cOq4q)

Are you implying it was a set up ? If so then you haven’t been pay attention to Fetterman’s initial support of Israel and his push back against his fellow Dems. I have no doubt he obtained an Israeli flag shortly after 10/7.
Posted by: Cobalt Blue

It's an observation.
For all I know he has been showing up at protests with it for weeks.

Maybe he expected them to show and was ready for them.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 30, 2024 09:17 PM (cOq4q)

235 Is that Oleander and which part?
Posted by: Ciampino - Natural Products chemist
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Here: http://tinyurl.com/mr9wcru4

[washes hands]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2024 09:17 PM (XeU6L)

236 Join me in rooting for the San Francisco 49'rs in the SUPER BOWL!!!

I could care less who wins. BUT, who doesn't want to see outright chaos in the streets of that city as a result of a win? It's a mess now, but I'd enjoy watching the entire city burn to a crisp. And, there is the potential for just that.
Posted by: Orson at January 30, 2024 09:09 PM

The "San Francisco" 49'ers should now be yclept the "Santa Clara" 49'ers.

Why do you hate Santa Clara?

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at January 30, 2024 09:18 PM (a3Q+t)

237 Ok, I don't know what this means. Whatever....I just want burning and looting and shooting and various forms of debauchery. Is that too much to ask?
Posted by: Orson at January 30, 2024 09:15 PM (dIske)

San Francisco = gay

Travis Kelce is gay.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 09:19 PM (MbpEj)

238 I'm convinced that panda steaks with bamboo shoots and bok choy would be delicious.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 30, 2024 09:19 PM (fY84s)

239 I know Biden should be present at the return of the remains but I can honestly say as a parent, I would not want him there. I would feel like a hypocrite knowing he's not capable of empathy and has shown to have a complete lack of pride in his country.

and, if my child or spouse was one of the 40 injured his is the last face I'd want to see standing at the hospital bed.

Posted by: old chick at January 30, 2024 09:20 PM (sOete)

240 try baby food for the cats, they do seem to like the turkey and chicken.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2024 09:21 PM (D7oie)

241 I just want burning and looting and shooting and various forms of debauchery. Is that too much to ask?
Posted by: Orson at January 30, 2024 09:15 PM

The ONT is right around the corner.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 30, 2024 09:21 PM (a3Q+t)

242 > try baby food for the cats, they do seem to like the turkey and chicken.
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I dunno... they seem to like my fingers and thumbs.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2024 09:22 PM (Q4IgG)

243 Here: http://tinyurl.com/mr9wcru4

[washes hands]
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2024 09:17 PM (XeU6L)

There's a Netflux show called The Sinner, with Bill Pullman. Honestly, the gimmick of him being a bit of a perv is pointless, but there's a season with a couple murders using oleander tea. It's pretty well done, but you gotta get past Pullman being Pullman, and the silliness of his peccadillos.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 09:24 PM (dZLCB)

244 Toyota has trademarked the name Land Hopper, speculation is that it is going to be a downsized Land Cruiser with removable roof and doors.

If it comes in orange or blue I'm going to snarf one up.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 30, 2024 09:27 PM (XV/Pl)

245 The "San Francisco" 49'ers should now be yclept the "Santa Clara" 49'ers.

Why do you hate Santa Clara?
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at January 30, 2024 09:18 PM (a3Q+t)
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I wouldn't have a problem with Santa Clara going up in smoke either, TBH. California in general is IMO expendable. Come onnnnn San Andreas Fault line.

Posted by: Orson at January 30, 2024 09:30 PM (dIske)

246
The lump said: "Hey, it's me or her."

Posted by: Auspex at January 30, 2024 09:30 PM (j4U/Z)

247 ...I'm convinced that panda steaks with bamboo shoots and bok choy would be delicious. Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 30, 2024 09:19 PM (fY84s)


Panda Express?

Over a hundred years ago, their first "format" test failed. Pony Express. The dining public had never encountered Fast Food To Go, so in the end, the company was just mailing it in.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 30, 2024 09:31 PM (e6UQI)

248 81 77 A nun! With spears through her head!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) has a joke at January 30, 2024 07:49 PM (aD39U

That was dark. They'll be nun of that off color humor here, sir!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2024 07:51 PM (3CVIc)
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Apologies. It's just a bad habit.

Posted by: Ciampino - PUNctilious at January 30, 2024 09:32 PM (qfLjt)

249 >Biden will be present at Dover Air Force Base for the return of the remains of three U.S. service members killed in a drone attack in Jordan
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hey! maybe Joe will have a chance to talk about how Beau died so valiantly over there

Posted by: Don Black at January 30, 2024 09:33 PM (geLO8)

250
Women used to have a narrow choice between arranged marriage and/or hopefully a loving one with a successful husband.

The government is everybody's husband now, and you don't have to watch your weight or your looks.

Posted by: Auspex at January 30, 2024 09:34 PM (j4U/Z)

251 Ugh. I need to stop reading anything by Rick Moran of PJ Media.
That guy's an idiot.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at January 30, 2024 09:35 PM (QgUWg)

252 >>> 42 Is it me, or is Jeopardy woke-ifying? Seems like there's an uptick in Diversity subjects, climate refs, and mini lectures in our host's responses.

Emmet Till appears once a week.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 30, 2024 07:39 PM (+RQPJ)

They've been doing that for a while. When Trebek was still the host one of the fcking answers what 'what is woke' *spit*. I don't recall him spewing any commie lectures though.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2024 09:35 PM (llON8)

253 Come to me, my little lambs!

Posted by: TayToy at January 30, 2024 09:35 PM (V8he0)

254
A nun! With spears through her head!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) has a joke

That was dark. They'll be nun of that off color humor here, sir!

Posted by: AlaBAMA

Apologies. It's just a bad habit.
Posted by: Ciampino - PUNctilious

Oh, stop being such wimples!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 30, 2024 09:35 PM (xG4kz)

255 No crazy people doing stupid things at ridiculous heights videos please.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 30, 2024 09:37 PM (e9COb)

256 254
A nun! With spears through her head!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) has a joke

That was dark. They'll be nun of that off color humor here, sir!

Posted by: AlaBAMA

Apologies. It's just a bad habit.
Posted by: Ciampino - PUNctilious

Oh, stop being such wimples!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
Seemed conventional to me.

Posted by: Eromero at January 30, 2024 09:38 PM (NxC5+)

257 Is it me, or is Jeopardy woke-ifying

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Wheel of Fortune too. Every week there's at least one, usually two of three, gay contestants or contestants who say hi to their gay sons or daughters.

Statistically impossible.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the South will right again at January 30, 2024 09:39 PM (W2cWi)

258 >>> hey! maybe Joe will have a chance to talk about how Beau died so valiantly over there

Posted by: Don Black
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Beau died everywhere, man

Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2024 09:40 PM (X9NGp)

259
There's a Netflux show called The Sinner, with Bill Pullman. Honestly, the gimmick of him being a bit of a perv is pointless, but there's a season with a couple murders using oleander tea. It's pretty well done, but you gotta get past Pullman being Pullman, and the silliness of his peccadillos.
Posted by: BurtTC

Not for nothing was he called the world's dumbest man in "Ruthless People".

"Look, are you going to do me in, or just bore me to death?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 30, 2024 09:40 PM (xG4kz)

260 Over a hundred years ago, their first "format" test failed. Pony Express. The dining public had never encountered Fast Food To Go, so in the end, the company was just mailing it in.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 30, 2024 09:31 PM (e6UQI)

Likewise, the main reason China stayed a backward, third world shithole as long as they did, their mail industry was a failure, when their postal workers spending hours and hours eating bamboo.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 09:41 PM (keT5Z)

261 @257: "Statistically impossible."

Impossible for a random sample.

But some moths are drawn more excitedly to the flame.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 30, 2024 09:41 PM (e9COb)

262 Not for nothing was he called the world's dumbest man in "Ruthless People".

"Look, are you going to do me in, or just bore me to death?"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 30, 2024 09:40 PM (xG4kz)

What I love about the guy, he knows the job he does is stupid and silly, and seems to convey that on screen in ways that don't make you dislike him.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 09:43 PM (keT5Z)

263
Emmet Till appears once a week.
Posted by: All Hail Eris

What about Hollywood's blacklisted writers? Solid citizens, all!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 30, 2024 09:43 PM (xG4kz)

264 The government is everybody's husband now, and you don't have to watch your weight or your looks.
Posted by: Auspex

At one time it was you can never be too thin or too rich.

Now, you can never be too obese or too demanding of someone else's money.

Posted by: old chick at January 30, 2024 09:43 PM (sOete)

265
Over a hundred years ago, their first "format" test failed. Pony Express. The dining public had never encountered Fast Food To Go, so in the end, the company was just mailing it in.

They still have a few locations left in France.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 30, 2024 09:46 PM (63Dwl)

266
The government is everybody's husband now

The United States of Julia

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 30, 2024 09:48 PM (63Dwl)

267
Has anybody here seen the new Oreo "cookies" with filling made from kids' striped toothpaste?

Oreo Space Dunk cookies! Mmmmmmmm, yummy!

(I might have mis-heard from what revolting ingredients the "creme" filling was made.)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 30, 2024 09:49 PM (xG4kz)

268 Has anybody here seen the new Oreo "cookies" with filling made from kids' striped toothpaste?

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I think it would probably be perfectly fine to make mint-flavored Oreos that way nowadays. I saw an Oreo package recently and every cookie had less of the white cream filling than the cooling paste you generally see between CPUs and the cooling fans.

It's just a smeared suggestion, nothing more.

Posted by: M. Robbie - We are poor little lambs, who have lost our way. Beau, Beau, Beau at January 30, 2024 09:52 PM (k1AR8)

269 Honestly, the gimmick of him being a bit of a perv is pointless

They can't do police procedurals or detective shows without making the lead eccentric in some outlandish way because they can't write worth a shit. Like magicians distracting from the trick, they need to occupy the audience's attention to keep them from realizing the mystery is dumb. Just like every villain has to be some galaxy-brained Lex Luthor figure, even if the plot is about shoplifting.

Posted by: Can you tell I'm tired of this genre's conceits at January 30, 2024 09:53 PM (pjs7m)

270 I think it would probably be perfectly fine to make mint-flavored Oreos that way nowadays. I saw an Oreo package recently and every cookie had less of the white cream filling than the cooling paste you generally see between CPUs and the cooling fans.

It's just a smeared suggestion, nothing more.
Posted by: M. Robbie - We are poor little lambs, who have lost our way. Beau, Beau, Beau at January 30, 2024 09:52 PM (k1AR

Oreo cookies: The Great Replacement Theory, in metaphor.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 09:54 PM (keT5Z)

271
It is a well known fact in the food industry that "special flavored" snack foods are merely a cover for food products' makers to surreptitiously dispose of toxic wastes.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 30, 2024 09:55 PM (xG4kz)

272 They can't do police procedurals or detective shows without making the lead eccentric in some outlandish way because they can't write worth a shit. Like magicians distracting from the trick, they need to occupy the audience's attention to keep them from realizing the mystery is dumb. Just like every villain has to be some galaxy-brained Lex Luthor figure, even if the plot is about shoplifting.
Posted by: Can you tell I'm tired of this genre's conceits at January 30, 2024 09:53 PM (pjs7m)

That's generally true, but this show isn't bad. It's pretty good at laying out its mystery, and the time it spends showing him getting stepped on by a fat chick is just pointless. There's no reason for it. None.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 09:56 PM (keT5Z)

273 64 Oh, so it's not okay to build houses there? I get no respect.
Posted by: Sweeping Grasslands at January 30, 2024 07:40 PM (ftFVW)

The other thing I find funny, when driving across country, you'll come across a town after driving past no human development for miles, and suddenly... everyone is living RIGHT ON TOP OF EACH OTHER.

You couldn't build your house, maybe 50 feet further away?

I don't get it.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 07:46 PM (0SUY6)

Maybe huddled together for common protection against Vikings or Huns or Goths or whoever was scheduled to pillage the area this week?

Posted by: BillyD at January 30, 2024 09:56 PM (F6Xpw)

274 Cat with the cheese puff is me when oatmeal cookies are involved.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2024 09:56 PM (ufFY8)

275 It is a well known fact in the food industry that "special flavored" snack foods are merely a cover for food products' makers to surreptitiously dispose of toxic wastes.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 30, 2024 09:55 PM (xG4kz)

Toxic waste?

Where do they dispose of the children from whom they've extracted their adrenochrome?

Where are the bodies? Where???

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 09:57 PM (keT5Z)

276
... showing him getting stepped on by a fat chick ...

"There's another one!"

*adds it to list of ways Beau Biden died*

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 30, 2024 09:58 PM (xG4kz)

277 Network and nic / hash check

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 30, 2024 09:58 PM (MsrgL)

278 Maybe huddled together for common protection against Vikings or Huns or Goths or whoever was scheduled to pillage the area this week?
Posted by: BillyD at January 30, 2024 09:56 PM (F6Xpw)

In mid to late 19th century Kansas? Oklahoma?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 09:59 PM (6sIuK)

279 278 Maybe huddled together for common protection against Vikings or Huns or Goths or whoever was scheduled to pillage the area this week?
Posted by: BillyD at January 30, 2024 09:56 PM (F6Xpw)

In mid to late 19th century Kansas? Oklahoma?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 09:59 PM (6sIuK)

Sorry, I thought we were talking about old (really old) towns in Italy.

Posted by: BillyD at January 30, 2024 10:00 PM (F6Xpw)

280
Maybe huddled together for common protection against Vikings or Huns or Goths or whoever was scheduled to pillage the area this week?
Posted by: BillyD

Smaller volume for tornados to hit

"Ha! Ha! Missed us!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 30, 2024 10:01 PM (xG4kz)

281 The cat with the smoke alarm is one of my all time favorites.

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