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CNN Propaganda Witch Stunned Into Silence When NY Cop Tells Her That Criminals Emigrate From Florida Because They Know That In Florida (But Not NY) They'll Go to Jail

Some idiot named Erica Hill did not like this answer.

MILLER: These individuals, I went over their rap sheets yesterday, multiple charges, grand larceny, robbery, attempted robbery, grand larceny, grand larceny. This particular crew operated on mopeds and scooters. They were doing organized retail theft, they were doing snatches on the street. iPhones, iPads, clothing, so on and so forth. One of them that they are still seeking has ten charges in one day because he's part of a pattern that's been going on.

And I'm looking at the dates that their arrests started, which is probably close to when they got here. They've only been here a couple of months. So what the detectives are telling me is they have crews here that operate in New York, do all their stealing, then go to Florida to spend the money and come back, and I'm like, "Why don't they just stay and steal in Florida?" They said, "Because there you go to jail."

HILL: Oh...

(Silence)

(Other anchor ends the segment)


Related:

Michael Lind at Tablet: The border crisis is no accident.

Much of this is not news to you: The Regime is finding less and less favor with American voters, so they've decided to bring in new voters en masse who will support them.

But it's something that this is being published at Tablet.


The unprecedented chaos at the U.S. border and in major American cities that has been caused by the Biden administration's immigration policies finally seems to have moved to the center of national political debate and public awareness.

Over the past three years, the Biden administration has effectively rewritten U.S. immigration law, creating an entirely new stream of quasi-legal immigration under the rubric of "parole." The discretion of the federal government to grant parole or legal residence and work permits to a small number of refugees and other foreign nationals has been used by the Biden administration to rip a hole in America's southern border in order to invite millions of foreign nationals, most of them from Latin America and Central America and the Caribbean, to travel to the U.S. border, from which they are dispersed across the country and supported chiefly by state and local governments and government-funded NGOs.

As of September 2023, an estimated 3.8 million immigrants entered the U.S. under the Biden administration. Of these, 2.3 million have been given Notices to Appear (NTAs) before an immigration court--which could allow them to stay in the U.S. in a "twilight status" for years before a court date.

Of the rest, an estimated 1.5 million are illegal immigrants who sneaked across the border or overstayed their visas and remain, with the government having no idea of their whereabouts, and with Democrat-dominated "sanctuary cities" actively thwarting the ability of federal immigration officials to identify and deport them.

Biden's radical immigration policy represents not only a policy revolution but also a political revolution.

...

The Democratic Party changed its immigration policy when its leaders began to hope that they could import voters to compensate for the loss of voters that Democratic policies were alienating.

What happened to make Democrats change their minds?

...

[T]he Democratic Party is an alliance of interests threatened with long-term demographic decline--declining industries, declining states, declining cities, declining churches and nonprofits. These civic downtrodden have united around the hope that they can reverse the unpopularity of their offerings among U.S.-born Americans by importing new citizens en masse.

A politics founded on this idea--namely, that if not enough American voters like what you are offering, you should compensate by importing supportive voters--may seem like something from Alice in Wonderland. But that's exactly what the leadership of the Democratic Party is doing, by refusing to enforce existing immigration laws and preventing states from securing their borders--while counting on the Democratic bureaucrats and judges to enforce the dubious legality of such moves.


David Seminara, writing at City Journal, presents the optimistic possibility that political reality will force Biden to do something to improve border security.

I'm skeptical.


Immigration was already bound to be a pivotal issue in this year's elections. The standoff between Texas and the federal government, however, emphasizes just how egregious the problem has become--and highlights an especially glaring vulnerability for President Biden in November.

...

The administration claims to be acting on behalf of the Border Patrol in the Texas standoff. The Patrol's union, however, sides with Abbott. "The current border disaster was singlehandedly caused by . . . you guessed it . . . Joe Biden," the Patrol's X account wrote in one post. "There is not a Border Patrol agent out there that thinks it's okay to cut that razor wire. Unfortunately, because of the Supreme Court ruling, it is--it becomes a lawful order." Progressives like most unions, but not this one, and the media have largely ignored its statement.

Can the influx of migrants be considered an invasion? Many of those surging the border don't have malevolent intentions, though that doesn't mean that they should be allowed to break our laws. Do enough of them pose a threat to consider their cumulative efforts an invasion? A group of ten retired FBI executives with more than 250 years of combined experience in the bureau's intelligence, counterterrorism, and criminal operations divisions believe that the answer is yes. They recently penned a letter to congressional leaders describing the migrant crisis as a "new and imminent danger" that "may be the most pernicious [threats] ever to menace the United States."

In modern history, "the U.S. has never suffered an invasion of the homeland and, yet, one is unfolding now," the ex-FBI officials wrote. "Military-aged men from across the globe, many from countries or regions not friendly to the United States are landing in waves on our soil by the thousands--not by splashing ashore from a ship or parachuting from a plane but rather by foot across a border that has been accurately advertised around the world as largely unprotected and with ready access granted." Like the volleys from the Border Patrol union, these officials' warning has been all but ignored by the media, which have obscured Biden's culpability in the border crisis.

As Democrats and Republicans spar over border-security funding and Abbott's war with Biden and blue state governors and mayors continues, how the president chooses to mitigate the border-related damage to his reelection hopes will be telling. He may be in cognitive decline, as his critics insist, but he is still a career politician capable of reading the polls, which show that the public blames him for the crisis. Many independents and a not-insignificant portion of Democrats want a secure border--perhaps explaining why Biden said over the weekend that he will "shut down" the border if Congress sends him border-security legislation that includes funding for Ukraine.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:05 PM




Comments

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1 !

Posted by: Hawkpilot at February 02, 2024 12:04 PM (k6uu5)

2 Heh, Morning, Ace. I'll go get 'em...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at February 02, 2024 12:04 PM (k6uu5)

3 Nooded...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at February 02, 2024 12:05 PM (k6uu5)

4 Hat trick, too.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at February 02, 2024 12:06 PM (k6uu5)

5 Has CNN found the plane yet?

Posted by: I gotta ask at February 02, 2024 12:07 PM (NBVIP)

6 top 10?

Posted by: lurk at February 02, 2024 12:07 PM (Cq8oj)

7 Biden may be forced to sign something to appear to care about the border, but he will continue to flaunt whatever law it is, along with the rest, as long as he sullies the Oval Office.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at February 02, 2024 12:08 PM (k6uu5)

8 People are realizing there is no such thing as an illegal alien any longer.

Those same people are expected to dutifully continue their role as upstanding, law-abiding, tax-paying citizens.

This is how you make empires collapse.

Posted by: M. Robbie -Beau Beau Beau, Beau Beau Iran at February 02, 2024 12:08 PM (AIJ3L)

9 Heh. Took me two minutes to page down to the comments.

Happy Friday Ace although it is a dreary grey day here.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 02, 2024 12:08 PM (t/2Uw)

10 This is exactly what they did in Great Britain. Their politics there now speak for themselves.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 02, 2024 12:08 PM (CsUN+)

11 Gosh. I hope that those thieves report their income from stealing on their NY State tax returns AND that they pay their NY State sales tax on out-of-state purchases.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 02, 2024 12:09 PM (lf83v)

12 GROUND HOG DAY, INDEED...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 02, 2024 12:09 PM (wtvvX)

13 The administrative state is more interested in the ballots the illegals will be provided than their voting habits.

Soon, the ballots won't even be necessary.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 02, 2024 12:10 PM (Q4IgG)

14 CNN has become a parody of itself.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 02, 2024 12:10 PM (lf83v)

15 7 Biden may be forced to sign something to appear to care about the border, but he will continue to flaunt whatever law it is, along with the rest, as long as he sullies the Oval Office.
_____

Forced to sign something on the border he can ignore? We're on it!
-Senate GOP

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 02, 2024 12:10 PM (fs1hN)

16 I wonder what else could be easily added to the list just in the last 10 years or so?

I know the riots and student loans would be one. The masks/shots and the privileged class that was allowed to stay home and tweet "stay safe!" while continuing to receive their full government paychecks during COVID would be another.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Beau Beau Beau, Beau Beau Iran at February 02, 2024 12:10 PM (AIJ3L)

17 This is how you make empires collapse.
Posted by: M. Robbie
------------
The Soviet Union collapsed into constituent parts because average citizens no longer believed in the state nor its beneficence.

I would rate that possibly true in the US as well.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2024 12:11 PM (ZcPYF)

18 Shorter Demoncrats :

"Better learn Spanish, Chinese, and Arabic, Gringo/Gweilo/Kuffar"

Posted by: XTC at February 02, 2024 12:11 PM (UnA8+)

19 Fani will sooner stop feeding paid-for corrupt pud into the ravenous gaping maw of her tentacled Sarlacc pit than Joey Shitbrains will close the border. The only problem Democraps have with the current state of the border is that it's not open enough. Seriously.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 02, 2024 12:11 PM (iFTx/)

20 Blow dried CNN airhead find facts difficult.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 02, 2024 12:11 PM (8Fdcq)

21 Get liquid and mobile as quickly as possible.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at February 02, 2024 12:11 PM (ASwnn)

22 Biden won’t do anything to secure the border. But he WILL lie about securing the border.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 02, 2024 12:11 PM (1Zr/P)

23 Can the influx of migrants be considered an invasion? Many of those surging the border don't have malevolent intentions...


Wanna bet?
As soon as the freebies run out, and they get hungry, they will become malevolent as all hell.
Further, as soon as they get organized into, oh...say...platoons, they will be even more dangerous.

I no longer go anywhere unarmed.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2024 12:12 PM (W/lyH)

24 Michael Lind at Tablet: The border crisis is no accident.
___________

But the Replacement Theory is just a hoax!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 02, 2024 12:12 PM (lf83v)

25 Remember, though, that the illegals pay sales tax on a few purchases.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Beau Beau Beau, Beau Beau Iran at February 02, 2024 12:12 PM (AIJ3L)

26 Woo Hoo!

Florida sending New York its very best!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 02, 2024 12:12 PM (cOq4q)

27 Fundamental Transformation through 'Immigration'.

Posted by: davidt at February 02, 2024 12:12 PM (SYTee)

28 18 Don't forget click click.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 02, 2024 12:13 PM (0EOe9)

29 I'm no longer making fun of other countries democracies...I want a House/Senate similar to Taiwan's, w/fistfights/brawls.

Posted by: BignJames at February 02, 2024 12:13 PM (AwYPR)

30 We are ruled by PROFOUNDLY evil people.

Made all the more evil by their complete confidence in their own righteousness.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 02, 2024 12:14 PM (JMAcK)

31 13 The administrative state is more interested in the ballots the illegals will be provided than their voting habits.

Soon, the ballots won't even be necessary.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Once the ballots are gone, then you get something like the French Revolution. No one is willing to fight and die for the 1% mfers in the Rassmussen survey. Least of all, illegals in the US because of being bribed to come here.

1% wef types need a stable governing system far more than the 99 percent need them and their idiotic pose as demi gods makes them more likely to be classified as devils in the near future.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2024 12:14 PM (ZcPYF)

32 28 18 Don't forget click click.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 02, 2024 12:13 PM (0EOe9)

They're not in the globalists' plans.

Posted by: XTC at February 02, 2024 12:14 PM (UnA8+)

33 I would rate that possibly true in the US as well.

-

(goes to grocery store, pays $96 for three small bags of food to try to make it two more weeks until payday)

(sees the two buggies full of $700 worth of EBT that the mom is pushing out to her late model Mercedes)

The only question is when it happened.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Beau Beau Beau, Beau Beau Iran at February 02, 2024 12:14 PM (AIJ3L)

34 Related: on Twitter there's been a lot of chatter about El Salvador's elected-in-2019 President reducing crime to "small all white European country" levels. He did it by simply throwing criminals in jail and not letting them out. Liberals of course are very angry about that.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 02, 2024 12:14 PM (2ocoG)

35 People are realizing there is no such thing as an illegal alien any longer.

Those same people are expected to dutifully continue their role as upstanding, law-abiding, tax-paying citizens.

This is how you make empires collapse.
Posted by: M. Robbie -Beau Beau Beau, Beau Beau Iran at February 02, 2024 12:08 PM (AIJ3L)

does this mean we're getting our own Goths?

hmmm, goth girls...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 02, 2024 12:14 PM (bving)

36 "Why don't they just stay and steal in Florida?" They said, "Because there you go to jail."

HILL: Oh...

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 02, 2024 12:15 PM (ENQN6)

37 18 Don't forget click click.
_________

Click click- see ya later
Beta beta- no time to rest
Pika pika- risky business
All that blood, will never cover that mess.

Posted by: Talking Heads at February 02, 2024 12:15 PM (lf83v)

38 Isn't it totes surprising that an entire illegal alien import industry run in large part by Mexican criminal cartels -- with the active and intentional assistance of the US government -- seems to import an awful lot of degenerate criminals, thugs, CHUDs, and violent scumbags?

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 02, 2024 12:15 PM (iFTx/)

39
"They are poor political refugees fleeing political persecution"

-Congresswoman Hillary Scholten, former justice department employee dealing with immigration.

Posted by: Auspex at February 02, 2024 12:15 PM (j4U/Z)

40 The administrative state is more interested in the ballots the illegals will be provided than their voting habits.

-

I hear Mexicans are pretty big Taylor Swift fans.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Beau Beau Beau, Beau Beau Iran at February 02, 2024 12:15 PM (AIJ3L)

41 "they have crews here that operate in New York, do all their stealing, then go to Florida to spend the money"

Yeah again, we see a blue state subsidizing a red state.

Posted by: Oglebay at February 02, 2024 12:16 PM (ogTiX)

42 At this time there are probably buses running up and down I95, hauling organized gangs of thieves to NY, returning to FL with their swag.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 02, 2024 12:16 PM (0EOe9)

43 Look up Tucker's recent interview with Bret Weinstein, it is very relevant to this topic. Very intriguing. Among the memorable quotes Mr. Weinstein had "We have to stop punishing ourselves for inquiring about that which would have been crazy to even consider in the past."

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 02, 2024 12:16 PM (MeG8a)

44 A politics founded on this idea--namely, that if not enough American voters like what you are offering, you should compensate by importing supportive voters--may seem like something from Alice in Wonderland.

-------------

And Braveheart:

"The trouble with America is that it's full of Americans."

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at February 02, 2024 12:16 PM (GXkf2)

45 Wanna bet?
As soon as the freebies run out, and they get hungry, they will become malevolent as all hell.
Further, as soon as they get organized into, oh...say...platoons, they will be even more dangerous.

I no longer go anywhere unarmed.
Posted by: Diogenes
--------
A lot of them will leave when the money runs out. The criminals won't but self preservation is a powerful factor for average illegals.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2024 12:16 PM (ZcPYF)

46 Apparently Erica Hill’s strong suit is not IF-THEN logic and cause and effect. I mean if you have to wonder why they’re not committing crimes in Florida….

I wonder if the thugs who beat up the cops in NYC and were immediately released without bail are in CA yet?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 02, 2024 12:16 PM (1jdMT)

47 He wont do shite

Posted by: Jamaica at February 02, 2024 12:16 PM (iowiE)

48 they have crews here that operate in New York, do all their stealing, then go to Florida to spend the money

That's so funny I'm surprised someone hasn't tried to figure out a legal way to facilitate it yet. Nothing would get blue state DAs actually charging for crimes like the spectre of the state losing money to that awful MAGA place where you can't say the word "gay" by law.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 02, 2024 12:17 PM (2ocoG)

49 I'd like some of the conservative "reporters" to shed some light on the number of Middle Eastern men of military age who have crossed into the US illegally.

And then shed some light on the number of Chinese men of the same demographic.

And, lastly, maybe do some work and find out what exactly their intended purpose is here and where these men currently are. Like, what is their source of income or do they sign up for welfare? Rent an apartment or live on the street?

By all accounts there are tens of thousands of them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 02, 2024 12:17 PM (Q4IgG)

50 Democracy is too precious to hold elections.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at February 02, 2024 12:17 PM (17s+e)

51 Not to worry. I'm sure bringing in tens of millions of illiterate, innumerate 3rd-worlders won't have an effect on our ability to remain at the forefront of international S&T. DEI will take care of that.

http://tinyurl.com/cfp6wap4

Posted by: Archimedes at February 02, 2024 12:18 PM (CsUN+)

52 It is too laugh. It's not even close as to whether or not what's going on at the border can be classified as an invasion.

Several hundred if not thousand fit men of military age have crossed the border from countries who really don't like the the US.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at February 02, 2024 12:18 PM (tT6L1)

53 What is all of this nonsense about razor wire? My favorite breakfast restaurant in Los Angeles had razor wire on the surrounding chain-link fence. As did also all other businesses in that fucking neighborhood.

When you own a business in close proximity to three intersecting freeways, you take obvious precautions.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 02, 2024 12:18 PM (EEgXH)

54 "they have crews here that operate in New York, do all their stealing, then go to Florida to spend the money"


Migrant Workers.

Posted by: davidt at February 02, 2024 12:18 PM (SYTee)

55 They are committing crimes in Florida too, just not as brazenly.

Posted by: fd at February 02, 2024 12:18 PM (vFG9F)

56 I'm sure bringing in tens of millions of illiterate, innumerate

-

Doing the job Americ...

Wait, nevermind.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Beau Beau Beau, Beau Beau Iran at February 02, 2024 12:18 PM (AIJ3L)

57 35 People are realizing there is no such thing as an illegal alien any longer.

Those same people are expected to dutifully continue their role as upstanding, law-abiding, tax-paying citizens.

White Supremacist thinking here, even if you're black, asian, hispanic or pollock.

Posted by: Auspex at February 02, 2024 12:18 PM (j4U/Z)

58 Appropriate repost from the morning report thread:

7 arrested in attack on NYPD officers near migrant shelter in Times Square

All were charged with assault and released without bail during their arraignments. Good luck getting them getting to show up for a trial

Released with NO BAIL? A gift to the MAGAts & I'd bet they're already working on ads. The mayor, if legally possible, needs to do something about shit like this.

I saw that a few already took up NYC offer for a free ticket to California

You Don't Want to See The Bodycam Footage Before Coming to Such Conclusions? There's a reason they were released without bail. What was the person who was being arrested being arrested for? Was a crime committed? Why did the officers escalate and go "hands-on"? Looks like a public sidewalk to me. This story is a Conservative gold mine and it's sad to see DU'ers just, sheepishly, going along with it.

NYPD is an organization with an exemplary track record in regards to minorities...and no profiling or pejoratives were uttered during this altercation.

Sounds like a cop had a FAFO moment.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 02, 2024 12:19 PM (JCZqz)

59 It is worth the watch


thx ace

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 02, 2024 12:19 PM (ENQN6)

60 What is all of this nonsense about razor wire?

Activists are sending small children to crawl through razor wire at the border and get cut up while CNN films it.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 02, 2024 12:19 PM (2ocoG)

61 A group of ten retired FBI executives with more than 250 years of combined experience in the bureau's intelligence, counterterrorism, and criminal operations divisions believe that the answer is yes.
---
These guys can go F*** OFF.

They didn't do a damn thing to stop any of this when they were empowered to do it as part of their job.

Why should any of us listen to them now?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 02, 2024 12:19 PM (7fElN)

62 Related: on Twitter there's been a lot of chatter about El Salvador's elected-in-2019 President reducing crime to "small all white European country" levels. He did it by simply throwing criminals in jail and not letting them out. Liberals of course are very angry about that.
Posted by: Ian S.
-----------
The usual collapse of a democracy leads to strong man rule and all of a sudden, the protests, the activism, etc so dear to leftists becomes illegal under the strong man. The left is hoping for Maoism but they need to remember that Mao held power for over a decade before unleashing the cultural revolution and it ended when the Army told him to cut it out or become esteemed ex leader.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2024 12:19 PM (ZcPYF)

63 Afternoon Ace. The video of the NYC cops being beaten might wake a few people up but a good chunk of the left was happy about cops taking a beating. When some wealthy connected leftist gets carjacked or murdered on live TV then you will see Dementia Joe act. The Dems can't have the spigot turned off

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 02, 2024 12:20 PM (hB1mF)

64 Elric Blade at February 02, 2024 12:11 PM (iFTx/)

Damn man, tell us how you really feel. Good rant, descriptive!

Posted by: boynsea at February 02, 2024 12:20 PM (z/uSE)

65 48 they have crews here that operate in New York, do all their stealing, then go to Florida to spend the money

That's so funny I'm surprised someone hasn't tried to figure out a legal way to facilitate it yet. Nothing would get blue state DAs actually charging for crimes like the spectre of the state losing money to that awful MAGA place where you can't say the word "gay" by law.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 02, 2024 12:17 PM (2ocoG)
_______

My guess is it's a round-trip stolen goods-to-drugs-and back trip. They steal in blue cities, sell the stuff for cash, then spend the money buying drugs in border states (or close to border states), return to blue cities, sell the drugs and steal some more, etc etc etc.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 02, 2024 12:20 PM (iFTx/)

66 Related: on Twitter there's been a lot of chatter about El Salvador's elected-in-2019 President reducing crime to "small all white European country" levels. He did it by simply throwing criminals in jail and not letting them out. Liberals of course are very angry about that.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 02, 2024 12:14 PM (2ocoG)


bukele is also encouraging small businesses to restart, and is helping small coffee and tobacco growers to get producing by giving loans on things like fertilizer and seed. I think a number of people who moved to the US to be safer after the decades of civil war and crim are moving back with their US savings to start businesses "at home with their families"
It doesn't hurt that there is now less crime, there is the Chivo wallet to help with banking in the back lands where there was no way to save other than stuffing dollars under the mattress, and the government isn't at the risk of revolt at every moment.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 02, 2024 12:20 PM (D7oie)

67 Ou new neighbors are criminals and thiefs?
Well, that sucks.

Posted by: wth at February 02, 2024 12:20 PM (v0R5T)

68 (goes to grocery store, pays $96 for three small bags of food to try to make it two more weeks until payday)

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Beau Beau Beau, Beau Beau Iran at February 02, 2024 12:14 PM (AIJ3L)

i'm more and more shocked at how bad this has gotten. i'm at walmart for crying out loud and 5 bags full of bargain brand food costs me 85 bucks. how the hell are people supposed to do this? who else is getting subsidized and what am i' missing out on?

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 02, 2024 12:21 PM (bving)

69 I've heard stories of thieving gangs moving into my own AO (south-central MO) from Florida. However, we DO arrest them around here, so they may not stick around for long.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 02, 2024 12:21 PM (7fElN)

70 54 "they have crews here that operate in New York, do all their stealing, then go to Florida to spend the money"


Migrant Workers.
Posted by: davidt at February 02, 2024 12:18 PM (SYTee)

Stealing the ipads and iphones American will not steal.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 02, 2024 12:21 PM (ENQN6)

71 Biden won’t do anything to secure the border. But he WILL lie about securing the border.

I mean, come on, why would we slit our own throats? These are our soldiers in this war.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 02, 2024 12:21 PM (B3ASk)

72 But the senate is passing an Immigration bill! The first senator who stands up in the well of the senate and declares: Gentlemen, I despise each and every one of you!

That senator immediately becomes a leading presidential contender

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 02, 2024 12:21 PM (1jdMT)

73 In Miami a Venezuelan crime gang recently honey potted a retired cop, lured him to a hotel room, where he was killed. Then they took his car and house keys and robbed his house, where his niece was also residing, she was also killed and subjected to heaven only knows what.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 02, 2024 12:21 PM (MeG8a)

74 CNN has become a parody of itself.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 02, 2024 12:10 PM (lf83v)

And it insists upon itself.

— Peter Griffin

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at February 02, 2024 12:22 PM (JRP2U)

75 25 Remember, though, that the illegals pay sales tax on a few purchases.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Beau Beau Beau, Beau Beau Iran at February 02, 2024 12:12 PM (AIJ3L)

Tell it to Walgreens.

Posted by: Auspex at February 02, 2024 12:22 PM (j4U/Z)

76 Border Crisis is a UN / WEF OP.

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2024 12:22 PM (yfepr)

77 Has CNN found the plane yet?
Posted by: I gotta ask at February 02, 2024 12:07 PM


De plane? Those guys couldn't find their asses with an atlas!

Posted by: Zombie Tattoo at February 02, 2024 12:22 PM (Wnv9h)

78 53 When I was a little kid, I was always fascinated watching construction sites. One time I saw a guy just breaking bottles in a mortar box. Found out it was for a form of cheveaux de frise, broken glass placed in wet concrete atop a wall. Discourages climbing over the wall.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 02, 2024 12:22 PM (0EOe9)

79 If we call the illegal immigrants "Jews", will that get support from the UN in stopping them?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 02, 2024 12:23 PM (ynpvh)

80 73 In Miami a Venezuelan crime gang recently honey potted a retired cop, lured him to a hotel room, where he was killed. Then they took his car and house keys and robbed his house, where his niece was also residing, she was also killed and subjected to heaven only knows what.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 02, 2024 12:21 PM (MeG8a)
______

Doesn't sound random. Sounds personal.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 02, 2024 12:23 PM (iFTx/)

81 The criminal class, foreign and domestic has been let loose

Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2024 12:23 PM (DFbdJ)

82 CNN has become a parody of itself.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 02, 2024 12:10 PM (lf83v)


A self-licking ice cream cone.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2024 12:23 PM (W/lyH)

83 But the senate is passing an Immigration bill!

Dan "Eyepatch McCain" Crenshaw was arguing on Twitter that the bill has to pass in order to make illegal immigration illegal. People in Texas, please do something about him.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 02, 2024 12:23 PM (2ocoG)

84 My guess is it's a round-trip stolen goods-to-drugs-and back trip. They steal in blue cities, sell the stuff for cash, then spend the money buying drugs in border states (or close to border states), return to blue cities, sell the drugs and steal some more, etc etc etc.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 02, 2024 12:20 PM (iFTx/)
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I'd say this is almost certainly correct. Buy low (in border states) and sell high (in blue states). They can easily steal enough food or whatever to meet their daily needs, and they don't pay taxes.

It's a win-win situation for them. Why would they ever stop?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 02, 2024 12:23 PM (7fElN)

85 I hear Mexicans are pretty big Taylor Swift fans.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Beau Beau Beau, Beau Beau Iran
.....

She does a mean cover of Guantanamera.
One ton tomato
Guajira one ton tomato
one ton tomatoooo-oh

Posted by: wth at February 02, 2024 12:23 PM (v0R5T)

86 72 But the senate is passing an Immigration bill! The first senator who stands up in the well of the senate and declares: Gentlemen, I despise each and every one of you!

That senator immediately becomes a leading presidential contender

The Texas Cyclops is mad that we are criticizing a bill "no one" has yet seen.

Posted by: Oglebay at February 02, 2024 12:23 PM (ogTiX)

87 I'd like some of the conservative "reporters" to shed some light on the number of Middle Eastern men of military age who have crossed into the US illegally.

And then shed some light on the number of Chinese men of the same demographic.


And how the hell are they getting to the US-Mexico border in the first place?

Are there dozens of charter jets flying into Mexico City daily from all over the Third World?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 02, 2024 12:24 PM (YAtuc)

88 I've said it before, the greatest thing the Constitution gave us was Freedom of Speech. Why? Because normal people felt like they COULD have an impact on the system. Thus they kept a lib on more violent means to get their voices heard.

Whelp, Covid proved we don't have freedom of Speech, and no one in DC listens to us. The difference between the Jan 6 protest, and BLM protests, showed the Government itself was out to put down the SPEECH of one political movement, while allowing a more violent movement to proceed... and even HELPED IT.

The Social Contract has been broken... what happens next is predictable.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 02, 2024 12:25 PM (xaFKb)

89 Vigilance. Committees.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at February 02, 2024 12:25 PM (17s+e)

90 When Biden is reelected the US Navy will commission it next combat support vessel the CSV Taylor Swift

Posted by: Paul banned at February 02, 2024 12:25 PM (/whhg)

91 We are the richest country in the world with a population that has been conditioned into living very safely and securely with high levels of trust. Take away the threat of punishment and add a dose of white guilt to the victims and you have a criminals' paradise.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at February 02, 2024 12:26 PM (sX1BW)

92 Are there dozens of charter jets flying into Mexico City daily from all over the Third World?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 02, 2024 12:24 PM (YAtuc)

Sure are.

Posted by: NGO CEO at February 02, 2024 12:26 PM (R4t5M)

93 With all the bad news the Left produces, it is comforting to know that human nature will drive more criminals from red states to blue. All I can say to red state people is to speed it up! Having done prison ministry for 17 years, I assure you that while many felons aren't well educated in the traditional sense, they have a keen awareness of risk and reward. They will gravitate to places where they get the most stuff with the least risk. Sweet, sweet, schadenfreude.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at February 02, 2024 12:26 PM (MTm8X)

94 The only reason this is getting any exposure in the MSM is because it was cops (agents of the sttae) that were attacked. They could have robbed and beaten bloody a dozen lowly, despicable American citizens and it would not have been mentioned, even in passing.

Posted by: Ripley at February 02, 2024 12:26 PM (JojsZ)

95 I'd like some of the conservative "reporters" to shed some light on the number of Middle Eastern men of military age who have crossed into the US illegally.

I saw footage of illegals running around Denver the other day and none of them were Hispanic. Looked like mostly Arabs and black Africans (and probably all Muslim).

Posted by: Ian S. at February 02, 2024 12:26 PM (2ocoG)

96 That senator immediately becomes a leading presidential contender

The Texas Cyclops is mad that we are criticizing a bill "no one" has yet seen.
Posted by: Oglebay at February 02, 2024 12:23 PM (ogTiX)

Only Congressmen or Junior Military Officers, could ever believe that the solution to NOT enforcing Laws and Regulations, is more laws and regulations.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 02, 2024 12:27 PM (xaFKb)

97 Nothing is going to change until some famous liberal gets horribly murdered.

Correction: When the first one is killed, the other famous liberals will say it's a shame but not to jump to conclusions. It'll take two more of them getting horribly murdered right afterward.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 02, 2024 12:27 PM (lXCUP)

98 They've only been here a couple of months. So what the detectives are telling me is they have crews here that operate in New York, do all their stealing, then go to Florida to spend the money and come back, and I'm like, "Why don't they just stay and steal in Florida?" They said, "Because there you go to jail."
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Hmmm. Interstate crime and movement of ill-gotten gains.

The kinda thing the Feds pretend to be interested in, no?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2024 12:27 PM (B2vkr)

99 "they have crews here that operate in New York, do all their stealing, then go to Florida to spend the money"

Yeah again, we see a blue state subsidizing a red state.
Posted by: Oglebay at February 02, 2024 12:16 PM (ogTiX)

bravo, golf clap...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 02, 2024 12:27 PM (bving)

100
Doesn't sound random. Sounds personal.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 02, 2024 12:23 PM (iFTx/)


Now imagine it was instead a job interview instead of a honeypot. You have to provide address, history, and a few other bits of information, they cull it for good marks, and then the mark gets the invite at a local hotel.

that is my nightmare.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 02, 2024 12:27 PM (D7oie)

101 Where is Paul Kersey when you need him?

Posted by: wth at February 02, 2024 12:28 PM (v0R5T)

102 Last thread there was discussion about the Trump case being pulled from the DC docket. This is from shipwreckedcrew:

The Prosecutor does not have the power to remove a case from the trial calendar.

That was done by the Court.

And it was done because too many pretrial matters remain undone that would be necessary for a trial to start on 3/4.


Twitter link: https://twitter.com /shipwreckedcrew/status/1753448660581629961

Also pertinent: https://twitter.com /shipwreckedcrew/status/1753303120040571204

(remove spaces)

Posted by: Ann at February 02, 2024 12:28 PM (4neFu)

103 Biden's radical immigration policy represents not only a policy revolution but also a political revolution.
++++
A continuation of the broader revolution, to be sure.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2024 12:28 PM (B2vkr)

104 And how the hell are they getting to the US-Mexico border in the first place?

Are there dozens of charter jets flying into Mexico City daily from all over the Third World?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 02, 2024 12:24 PM (YAtuc)

Organized routes, with buses, supply points, even giving them phones that work.

You think all those poor illegals using the new Gov Website had PHONES that would work with our systems?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 02, 2024 12:29 PM (xaFKb)

105 Made all the more evil by their complete confidence in their own righteousness.

*grimly nods*

Posted by: C.S. Lewis at February 02, 2024 12:29 PM (3FyUI)

106 That thug who displayed the middle finger after being released without bail for the cop beating should have his fingers cut off.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 02, 2024 12:29 PM (8Fdcq)

107
Given the tip off, Iranian Revolutionary Guard leadership types have reportedly split Syria for home and scattered the encampments.

Joey's Potemkin bombing will take place, Girth Vader will declare success and everyone wins except you.

Posted by: Auspex at February 02, 2024 12:29 PM (j4U/Z)

108 Sexy Pagan witches > CNN Propaganda witches

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 02, 2024 12:30 PM (xcxpd)

109 When Biden is reelected the US Navy will commission it next combat support vessel the CSV Taylor Swift
Posted by: Paul banned at February 02, 2024 12:25 PM (/whhg)

I was trying to figure out where the commas would go, then it clicked you were talking about ship types...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 02, 2024 12:30 PM (bving)

110 Lets look at the numbers. No maths, I promise.
As of September 2023, an estimated 3.8 million immigrants entered the U.S. under the Biden administration, so by now we can round that up to 4 million. Roughly 65% of them are male…that’s 2,600,000 of which an estimated 60% are military age…1,560,000. Now, what %tage of those are here with malevolent intent? If only 10% are, and become armed by the cartels, the commies, the democrats, whomever, that is 156,000 armed soldiers in our country. Roughly 10 divisions of infantry.
OK…so there was a little maths. Sue me.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2024 12:30 PM (W/lyH)

111 "Oh."

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at February 02, 2024 12:31 PM (Rbu5d)

112 108 Sexy Pagan witches > CNN Propaganda witches
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 02, 2024 12:30 PM (xcxpd)

Bell, Book, and Candle... Kim Novak...

I'll be in my bunk...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 02, 2024 12:31 PM (xaFKb)

113 Next October the MBL umpires who have already selected the LA Dodgers to win the world series, Beyonce on record GG it supporting Biden will begin dating Ohtani . SOROS. Will give each 1 billion dollars

Posted by: Paul banned at February 02, 2024 12:31 PM (/whhg)

114 The administration claims to be acting on behalf of the Border Patrol in the Texas standoff. The Patrol's union, however, sides with Abbott. "The current border disaster was singlehandedly caused by . . . you guessed it . . . Joe Biden," the Patrol's X account wrote in one post. "There is not a Border Patrol agent out there that thinks it's okay to cut that razor wire. Unfortunately, because of the Supreme Court ruling, it is--it becomes a lawful order."
++++
Option 1: They mean it, want to do their duty, and are infuriated at being prevented from doing so.

Option 2: They're angling for a bigger budget and more authority and are playing the game.

Roll the dice.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2024 12:31 PM (B2vkr)

115 Does Joe actually believe the twaddle about how decent and good he is?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 02, 2024 12:31 PM (8Fdcq)

116 Reality, political or otherwise, will not force Biden to do a single thing. He has no contact with reality.

Posted by: Just Lily at February 02, 2024 12:31 PM (Ub0ee)

117 112 108 Sexy Pagan witches > CNN Propaganda witches
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 02, 2024 12:30 PM (xcxpd)

Bell, Book, and Candle... Kim Novak...

I'll be in my bunk...
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 02, 2024 12:31 PM (xaFKb)

Quality choice. If we're going with movie witches, I'll take Veronica Lake

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 02, 2024 12:31 PM (xcxpd)

118 97 Nothing is going to change until some famous liberal gets horribly murdered.

Correction: When the first one is killed, the other famous liberals will say it's a shame but not to jump to conclusions. It'll take two more of them getting horribly murdered right afterward.
Posted by: NR Pax


You're getting my hopes up.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 02, 2024 12:31 PM (RPaRn)

119 116 Reality, political or otherwise, will not force Biden to do a single thing. He has no contact with reality.
Posted by: Just Lily at February 02, 2024 12:31 PM (Ub0ee)

He also has no power. He's a prop, a puppet. He does what he's told, nothing more.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 02, 2024 12:32 PM (xcxpd)

120 I’m supposed to give shit because this time it was state actors, cops, that were assaulted and not ordinary Americans? Sorry I don’t. The cops would not.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at February 02, 2024 12:32 PM (17s+e)

121 Biden is reelected the US Navy will commission it next combat support vessel the CSV Taylor Swift

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Just wait until the USS Melissa Ethridge shows up

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at February 02, 2024 12:32 PM (sX1BW)

122 "Incentives are a thing? That's racist."
-CNN, apparently

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked the Frank Capra movies at February 02, 2024 12:33 PM (GBKbO)

123 Nothing is going to change until some famous liberal gets horribly murdered.

In 2020 Rick Moranis was knockout game'd in Manhattan and there was a lot of wringing of hands but as far as I know nothing happened to the perp.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 02, 2024 12:33 PM (2ocoG)

124 Found out it was for a form of cheveaux de frise, broken glass placed in wet concrete atop a wall. Discourages climbing over the wall.
Posted by: bill in arkansas


Legal in every part of the world except the US.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2024 12:33 PM (IG4Id)

125 In Miami a Venezuelan crime gang recently honey potted a retired cop, lured him to a hotel room, where he was killed. Then they took his car and house keys and robbed his house, where his niece was also residing, she was also killed and subjected to heaven only knows what.
Posted by: gourmand du jour

--

I'm in Sunday school with someone who deals with this stuff locally.

It's happening near you, down to podunk nowhere counties. It might not be to the point where they're putting out hits on cops yet, but someone in your local department has investigated this same thing with gangs / drug dealers.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Beau Beau Beau, Beau Beau Iran at February 02, 2024 12:33 PM (AIJ3L)

126 Biden knows that most voters don’t read past headlines. So he is “doing something” now. And those evil Republicans are not cooperating. Shame on Republicans.

Posted by: Montec at February 02, 2024 12:33 PM (YofvK)

127 An organized armed invasion, like an army, is only needed if no traiter can be found to simply open the door.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 02, 2024 12:33 PM (cOq4q)

128 Paul banned at February 02, 2024 12:31 PM (/whhg)

uh oh. looks like he's having problems.

quick someone unplug him then plug it back in...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 02, 2024 12:33 PM (bving)

129 While some crime is "insane" most of it is perfectly rational...just rational from people with poor discipline and long term planning.

So why mug someone? Well you want money to get drugs. But if there is a very good chance you'll go to jail and get NO drugs for a long time that is a big risk...if your nominal victim doesn't just shoot you...well that makes other ways to get that money more appealing.

Posted by: Lucy at February 02, 2024 12:33 PM (ibTVg)

130 Bell, Book, and Candle... Kim Novak...

I'll be in my bunk...
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 02, 2024 12:31 PM (xaFKb)

Quality choice. If we're going with movie witches, I'll take Veronica Lake
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 02, 2024 12:31 PM (xcxpd)

For a modern movie? Rose Leslie... Red Head witch in 'The Last Witchhunter'

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 02, 2024 12:33 PM (xaFKb)

131 97 Nothing is going to change until some famous liberal gets horribly murdered.

Correction: When the first one is killed, the other famous liberals will say it's a shame but not to jump to conclusions. It'll take two more of them getting horribly murdered right afterward.
Posted by: NR Pax at February 02, 2024 12:27 PM (lXCUP)

Not even murdered.

Beheaded.

They'll ignore it, otherwise.

Posted by: XTC at February 02, 2024 12:34 PM (UnA8+)

132 Sexy Pagan witches > CNN Propaganda witches
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 02, 2024 12:30 PM (xcxpd)


Naughty Nanette in the Upstairs French Maid costume > Sexy Pagan witches > CNN Propaganda witches

Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2024 12:34 PM (W/lyH)

133 "They are poor political refugees fleeing political persecution"


--

Huh...I thought they were fleeing climate change.

/s

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 02, 2024 12:34 PM (lVIrT)

134 Posted by: whig at February 02, 2024 12:14 PM (ZcPYF)

-------------

Saw (late) your response to my comment re: chaos => tribalism => strongman victor / dictator.

And was quite struck by your analogy & piercing insight into its historical & present-day application to our parties here -- especially its explanation for the historical & continued existence of the GOPee (establishment eunuchs) -- which had never occurred to me (or the wifey, who was reading along with me).

Cheers!

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at February 02, 2024 12:34 PM (jNSCA)

135 114 The administration claims to be acting on behalf of the Border Patrol in the Texas standoff. The Patrol's union, however, sides with Abbott. "The current border disaster was singlehandedly caused by . . . you guessed it . . . Joe Biden," the Patrol's X account wrote in one post. "There is not a Border Patrol agent out there that thinks it's okay to cut that razor wire. Unfortunately, because of the Supreme Court ruling, it is--it becomes a lawful order."
++++
Option 1: They mean it, want to do their duty, and are infuriated at being prevented from doing so.

Option 2: They're angling for a bigger budget and more authority and are playing the game.

Roll the dice.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2024 12:31 PM (B2vkr)
______________

Could be a combo of both options . . . or different factions favoring one option or the other.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 02, 2024 12:34 PM (iFTx/)

136 I'm in Sunday school with someone who deals with this stuff locally.

It's happening near you, down to podunk nowhere counties. It might not be to the point where they're putting out hits on cops yet, but someone in your local department has investigated this same thing with gangs / drug dealers.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

My county sheriff said 5 years ago on average there would be 3 arrests a week that needed a Spanish interpreter.Today it’s 10.

Posted by: Montec at February 02, 2024 12:35 PM (YofvK)

137 Saw (late) your response to my comment re: chaos => tribalism => strongman victor / dictator.

And was quite struck by your analogy & piercing insight into its historical & present-day application to our parties here -- especially its explanation for the historical & continued existence of the GOPee (establishment eunuchs) -- which had never occurred to me (or the wifey, who was reading along with me).


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What did I miss? Can you repost?

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at February 02, 2024 12:35 PM (sX1BW)

138 121 Biden is reelected the US Navy will commission it next combat support vessel the CSV Taylor Swift

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Just wait until the USS Melissa Ethridge shows up
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at February 02, 2024 12:32 PM (sX1BW)

USS Taylor Swift.... so... a Tanker? used to large amounts of liquids getting put into her...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 02, 2024 12:35 PM (xaFKb)

139 Hey you illegal immigrants, you got here just in time for a civil war.
They will be known as the cannon folder people.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 02, 2024 12:36 PM (J8LnB)

140 >>> So what the detectives are telling me is they have crews here that operate in New York, do all their stealing, then go to Florida to spend the money and come back, and I'm like, "Why don't they just stay and steal in Florida?" They said, "Because there you go to jail."

In many ways this is like the aliens coming in through the Junta's open door. Except the Junta does the stealing through taxes and direct handouts to the criminals.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 02, 2024 12:36 PM (cOq4q)

141 My county sheriff said 5 years ago on average there would be 3 arrests a week that needed a Spanish interpreter.Today it’s 10.
Posted by: Montec at February 02, 2024 12:35 PM (YofvK)

My area you won't get hired as a Town Cop or Sheriff, unless you are bilingual.

Highway Patrol is a bit more hit and miss, but most speak Spanish.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 02, 2024 12:37 PM (xaFKb)

142 Just wait until the USS Melissa Ethridge shows up

_____

Hello, sailor!

- USNS Harvey Milk (T-AO-206) Replenishment Oiler, United States Navy.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 02, 2024 12:37 PM (fs1hN)

143 So what the detectives are telling me is they have crews here that operate in New York, do all their stealing, then go to Florida to spend the money and come back, and I'm like, "Why don't they just stay and steal in Florida?" They said, "Because there you go to jail."

=======

Makes you wonder where the criminal elements of the illegal immigration horde is coalescing, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked the Frank Capra movies at February 02, 2024 12:37 PM (GBKbO)

144 Naughty Nanette in the Upstairs French Maid costume > Sexy Pagan witches > CNN Propaganda witches
Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2024 12:34 PM (W/lyH)

Ms. Scarlet > Naughty Nanette in the Upstairs French Maid costume > Sexy Pagan witches > CNN Propaganda witches
Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2024 12:34 PM (W/lyH)

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 02, 2024 12:37 PM (bving)

145 There were a lot of firearms writers that served on the US Border Patrol. Col. Charles Askins, a guy that went by "Skeeter" Skelton, and the best, Bill Jordan. There are still Jordan videos on YouTube, and they are as amazing as Jerry Miculeks. These guys got in frequent gun fights on the border in the 30s, 40s, and 50s.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 02, 2024 12:37 PM (0EOe9)

146 It’s kind of poetic that illegals steal from NY and spend the money in Florida.

Posted by: Montec at February 02, 2024 12:37 PM (YofvK)

147 New one month record: 302,000 illegal crossings in December.

Will they break 4 million for 2024?

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at February 02, 2024 12:37 PM (MaEnE)

148 118 You're getting my hopes up.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 02, 2024 12:31 PM (RPaRn)


Read "The Attack" by Kurt Schlichter. Sadly, it's starting to sound more like a prediction than a fictional account.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 02, 2024 12:38 PM (lXCUP)

149 >government funded NGOs

Posted by: mr tmz at February 02, 2024 12:38 PM (rJ48h)

150 Option 1: They mean it, want to do their duty, and are infuriated at being prevented from doing so.

Option 2: They're angling for a bigger budget and more authority and are playing the game.

Roll the dice.


There's video of a group of Border Patrol officers confronting some BP brass (head of agency?) The agents are furious at not being allowed to do their jobs, and the brass keeps telling them, "No, you're looking at it all wrong. Be happy you get to be on the border and play lifeguard to people who can't swim and give water to people who are thirsty." (paraphrasing)

Maybe the Union is angling for better pay, but I think the BP agents actually do want to do their job.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 02, 2024 12:38 PM (Odg76)

151 134 Posted by: whig at February 02, 2024 12:14 PM (ZcPYF)

-------------

Saw (late) your response to my comment re: chaos => tribalism => strongman victor / dictator.

And was quite struck by your analogy & piercing insight into its historical & present-day application to our parties here -- especially its explanation for the historical & continued existence of the GOPee (establishment eunuchs) -- which had never occurred to me (or the wifey, who was reading along with me).

Cheers!
Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at February 02, 2024 12:34 PM (jNSCA)

Whig is Quality too

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 02, 2024 12:39 PM (xcxpd)

152 147 New one month record: 302,000 illegal crossings in December.

Will they break 4 million for 2024?
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at February 02, 2024 12:37 PM (MaEnE)

Ok, just how in the hell are they counting the ones THEY NEVER SEE?

These 'estimates' are low... on purpose.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 02, 2024 12:39 PM (xaFKb)

153 ... Maybe the Union is angling for better pay, but I think the BP agents actually do want to do their job.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 02, 2024 12:38 PM (Odg76)
++++
I kinda hope so. I just have little confidence at this point.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2024 12:39 PM (B2vkr)

154 The only thing it's forced them to do is send out Romney and Bitch McConnell to whine that the only reason they can't pass a bill is because Trump 'wants to run on the issue'.

They won't lift a finger to secure the border, no matter how bad it gets.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at February 02, 2024 12:40 PM (setIA)

155 29 I'm no longer making fun of other countries democracies...I want a House/Senate similar to Taiwan's, w/fistfights/brawls.
Posted by: BignJames at February 02, 2024 12:13 PM (AwYPR)

Ah, those were the days...

Posted by: Preston Brooks at February 02, 2024 12:40 PM (Rbu5d)

156 "As Democrats and Republicans spar over border-security funding and Abbott's war with Biden and blue state governors and mayors continues, how the president chooses to mitigate the border-related damage to his reelection hopes will be telling."


Biden will not change his illegal immigrant "parole" policy.

As evidence, below is a list of his policies Fake Gold Star Father Joe has reversed or significantly changed:

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

He is a stubborn idiot, confident everything he does or decrees is perfect.

Posted by: Gref at February 02, 2024 12:40 PM (5fDan)

157 I've installed cameras all over my place and if you come to my door I will probably be armed unless I know you. Probably my biggest security threat is when I back my car out of my garage so I do a perimeter check before getting in my car. My mom is under strict orders to not answer the door.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 02, 2024 12:40 PM (MeG8a)

158 150 Maybe the Union is angling for better pay, but I think the BP agents actually do want to do their job.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 02, 2024 12:38 PM (Odg76)

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So, they're going to keep following orders to keep their pensions secured.

Got it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked the Frank Capra movies at February 02, 2024 12:40 PM (GBKbO)

159
Maybe the Union is angling for better pay, but I think the BP agents actually do want to do their job.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 02, 2024 12:38 PM (Odg76)

On the southern border the majority of border agents are Hispanic. Which is odd since Inwas told wanting secure borders means you hate brown people. Paul says this all the time. 🤣

Posted by: Montec at February 02, 2024 12:41 PM (YofvK)

160 132 Sexy Pagan witches > CNN Propaganda witches
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 02, 2024 12:30 PM (xcxpd)


Naughty Nanette in the Upstairs French Maid costume > Sexy Pagan witches > CNN Propaganda witches
Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2024 12:34 PM (W/lyH)
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I'll take the Sexy Pagan Witch. I knew a girl like this. Hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire. But as crazy as a barrel full of monkeys covered in batshit. Like seriously nuts. She was a goth girl in college and right after decided that wasn't provocative enough. She she went full witch. Like really full witch. I was always tempted to make a move. But I never did because I was half-worried she might cut off a chicken head in my living room. Or, you know, sacrifice me to some demon cult. I've seen that movie before.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 02, 2024 12:41 PM (iFTx/)

161 But if there is a very good chance you'll go to jail and get NO drugs for a long time that is a big risk...

Posted by: Lucy at February 02, 2024 12:33 PM (ibTVg)

According to a daughter of someone I know (wrongly in jail for murder [that is a whole separate post involving a prosecutor getting a DUI and a very old judge that doesn't understand social media] and a former druggie), it's easier to get drugs inside of jail than outside. That's very disheartening for someone who wants to get clean.

Posted by: pookysgirl, finishing off a Nutter Butter at February 02, 2024 12:41 PM (dtlDP)

162 Not even murdered.

Beheaded.

They'll ignore it, otherwise.

Posted by: XTC at February 02, 2024 12:34 PM (UnA8+)

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Make Hanging, Drawing, and Quartering Great Again, Invading Barbarian Hordes!

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at February 02, 2024 12:41 PM (jNSCA)

163 But are they vaxxed and boosted?

Posted by: Karen McWinebox at February 02, 2024 12:42 PM (NBVIP)

164 ... Hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire. ...
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 02, 2024 12:41 PM (iFTx/)
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I'm filing that one away for future use.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2024 12:42 PM (B2vkr)

165 There used to be these stories about "Welfare Queens"

Well, these days these are now more like "Disadvantaged Queens". They have diversified to not only take welfare, child support payments, foster-care payments, but also free goodies from pantries for the hungry and the Toys for Tots.

In my area, we have a mom who gets free Christmas toys for her kids, and free food from the pantries, while driving her Mercedes.

Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2024 12:42 PM (RHGPo)

166 For a modern movie? Rose Leslie... Red Head witch in 'The Last Witchhunter'
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 02, 2024 12:33 PM (xaFKb)

Isn't she stealing the soul of Kit Harrington now?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 02, 2024 12:42 PM (xcxpd)

167 38 Isn't it totes surprising that an entire illegal alien import industry run in large part by Mexican criminal cartels -- with the active and intentional assistance of the US government -- seems to import an awful lot of degenerate criminals, thugs, CHUDs, and violent scumbags?
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 02, 2024 12:15 PM (iFTx/)

It is a mystery.

Posted by: Dems, NGO's, and CNN at February 02, 2024 12:42 PM (Rbu5d)

168 That video wouldn't load, too bad, sounded entertaining.
My paranoia, on the other hand, continues to ramp up, even when I know it's unwarranted.

Posted by: From about that Time at February 02, 2024 12:42 PM (4780s)

169 134 Posted by: whig at February 02, 2024 12:14 PM (ZcPYF)

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Saw (late) your response to my comment re: chaos => tribalism => strongman victor / dictator.

And was quite struck by your analogy & piercing insight into its historical & present-day application to our parties here -- especially its explanation for the historical & continued existence of the GOPee (establishment eunuchs) -- which had never occurred to me (or the wifey, who was reading along with me).

Cheers!
Posted by: ShainS

Thanks ShainS and MAE for those kind words. Humbling too. I only wish that our ruling class was not the type of people that history records as 'mad idiots' playing with matches.

Economics is called the dismal science--history is the tragic social science.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2024 12:43 PM (ZcPYF)

170 Lunch today was steelhead.

Steelhead is nice fish.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2024 12:43 PM (B2vkr)

171 The Worst Jobs Report Of All-time Cloaked As A Biden Victory (All Job Creation Over Past 4 Years Has Been For Foreign-born Workers, Zero Job-creation For Native Born Workers Since July 2018!)

Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2024 12:43 PM (RHGPo)

172 New one month record: 302,000 illegal crossings in December.
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Then that's 1M actual crossing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Beau Beau Beau, Beau Beau Iran at February 02, 2024 12:43 PM (AIJ3L)

173 166 For a modern movie? Rose Leslie... Red Head witch in 'The Last Witchhunter'
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 02, 2024 12:33 PM (xaFKb)

Isn't she stealing the soul of Kit Harrington now?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 02, 2024 12:42 PM (xcxpd)

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Has been since they met on the set of Game of Thrones.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked the Frank Capra movies at February 02, 2024 12:44 PM (GBKbO)

174 Man, if I could remember what that troll said to Whig a couple of months ago in the gun thread I'd love to post it here to poke at him.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Beau Beau Beau, Beau Beau Iran at February 02, 2024 12:44 PM (AIJ3L)

175 49...By all accounts there are tens of thousands of them.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 02, 2024 12:17 PM (Q4IgG)

Definition of "sleeper cells."

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at February 02, 2024 12:44 PM (Rbu5d)

176 Or, you know, sacrifice me to some demon cult. I've seen that movie before.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 02, 2024 12:41 PM (iFTx/)

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"This potion calls for Eye of Elric ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at February 02, 2024 12:45 PM (jNSCA)

177
In my area, we have a mom who gets free Christmas toys for her kids, and free food from the pantries, while driving her Mercedes.
Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2024 12:42 PM (RHGPo)

Don’t hate the player, hate the game.
That woman is just taking advantage of what is available to her. If someone hands you a bag of money, why would you say no?

Posted by: Montec at February 02, 2024 12:45 PM (YofvK)

178 >>>Isn't she stealing the soul of Kit Harrington now?

Yes, they hitched. Apparently, she approved of what she saw in that cave scene in GOT.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 02, 2024 12:45 PM (CwhoI)

179 173 166 For a modern movie? Rose Leslie... Red Head witch in 'The Last Witchhunter'
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 02, 2024 12:33 PM (xaFKb)

Isn't she stealing the soul of Kit Harrington now?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 02, 2024 12:42 PM (xcxpd)

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Has been since they met on the set of Game of Thrones.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked the Frank Capra movies at February 02, 2024 12:44 PM (GBKbO)

Oh, was she on that? I didn't watch much of the show after season 1, just read summaries and reviews.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 02, 2024 12:45 PM (xcxpd)

180 I'll take the Sexy Pagan Witch. I knew a girl like this. Hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire. But as crazy as a barrel full of monkeys covered in batshit. Like seriously nuts. She was a goth girl in college and right after decided that wasn't provocative enough. She she went full witch. Like really full witch. I was always tempted to make a move. But I never did because I was half-worried she might cut off a chicken head in my living room. Or, you know, sacrifice me to some demon cult. I've seen that movie before.
Posted by: Elric Blade
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You provide useful datapoints on the hot/crazy graphic analysis. I think sacrificing to demon cult is probably an origin point on the crazy axis.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2024 12:45 PM (ZcPYF)

181 > I'll take the Sexy Pagan Witch. I knew a girl like this. Hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire. But as crazy as a barrel full of monkeys covered in batshit. Like seriously nuts. She was a goth girl in college and right after decided that wasn't provocative enough. She she went full witch.

Every goth or witch girl I've ever known or known of was either skinnier than a pre-pubescent boy, or a sloppy fatty.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 02, 2024 12:45 PM (Odg76)

182 138 121 Biden is reelected the US Navy will commission it next combat support vessel the CSV Taylor Swift

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Just wait until the USS Melissa Ethridge shows up
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at February 02, 2024 12:32 PM (sX1BW)

USS Taylor Swift.... so... a Tanker? used to large amounts of liquids getting put into her...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 02, 2024 12:35 PM (xaFKb)


From what I've heard about her, the USS Taylor Swift's tanks will be designed to hold liquefied spite against her former boyfriends.

Posted by: Gref at February 02, 2024 12:45 PM (5fDan)

183 I hear Mexicans are pretty big Taylor Swift fans.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

She looked pretty hot during a tour performance last year in Rio de Janeiro.

http://tinyurl.com/37vbabf2

Mexicans, or South American men in general, seem to like tall, blonde, feminine women.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at February 02, 2024 12:46 PM (JCZqz)

184 I was always tempted to make a move. But I never did because I was half-worried she might cut off a chicken head in my living room. Or, you know, sacrifice me to some demon cult. I've seen that movie before.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 02, 2024 12:41 PM (iFTx/)
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Reminds me of an old Emo Philips joke. He's dating a woman who starts to undress slowly in front of them and she then tells Emo it's his move...So he sacrifices her poodle to Zorkon the Space God.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 02, 2024 12:46 PM (7fElN)

185 >>Steelhead is nice fish.


Steelhead are an amazing fish. And, if you can catch them early in the run...delicious. Better than Salmon, imo.

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2024 12:46 PM (yfepr)

186 179 Oh, was she on that? I didn't watch much of the show after season 1, just read summaries and reviews.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 02, 2024 12:45 PM (xcxpd)

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Yeah, she was a Wildling introduced in the second season.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked the Frank Capra movies at February 02, 2024 12:46 PM (GBKbO)

187 57...White Supremacist thinking here, even if you're black, asian, hispanic or pollock.
Posted by: Auspex at February 02, 2024 12:18 PM (j4U/Z)

Halibuts and Cod are happy you left them out.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at February 02, 2024 12:46 PM (Rbu5d)

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 02, 2024 12:46 PM (MsrgL)

189 Hey you illegal immigrants, you got here just in time for a civil war.
They will be known as the cannon folder people.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 02, 2024 12:36 PM (J8LnB)


Probably not or rather not exactly.

From the beginning, ie. the Revolution, America's enemies used mercenaries to kill and terrorize the populace.

The Democrats have BLM and antifa. But, hell, the Mexican drug gangs are tailor-made for that work. Practically born to it. Some bucks thrown their way and Bingo! Democrat mercenaries.

Then throw in the jihadists and Chinese/Russian equivalents of the SEALS, and

you've got one spicy brew or murder, death, and destruction.

Cuz you know those 1% a-holes aren't going to lift a finger to do their own dirty work..

Posted by: naturalfake at February 02, 2024 12:46 PM (nFnyb)

190 This bikini brunette finds a sort of dark humor in the various propagandists running around like headless chickens as they try to rebuild the narrative:
https://is.gd/phYxWy

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2024 12:46 PM (B2vkr)

191 >>> New one month record: 302,000 illegal crossings in December.

That's a lot of fruit baskets to hand out.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 02, 2024 12:46 PM (cOq4q)

192
CNN?
LOL!

Posted by: Most people at February 02, 2024 12:46 PM (NBVIP)

193 I really miss the days of seeing someone in Vans or Airwalks or goth get-up and thinking "that's probably an interesting free-thinking person and I should go introduce myself and see if we can become friends."

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Beau Beau Beau, Beau Beau Iran at February 02, 2024 12:47 PM (AIJ3L)

194 190 This bikini brunette finds a sort of dark humor in the various propagandists running around like headless chickens as they try to rebuild the narrative:
https://is.gd/phYxWy
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2024 12:46 PM (B2vkr)

BANGable, very nice body

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 02, 2024 12:47 PM (xcxpd)

195 170 Lunch today was steelhead.

Steelhead is nice fish.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2024 12:43 PM (B2vkr)
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Tasty but it's a bit too salmon-y for me. I prefer rainbow. Or better yet, brook.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 02, 2024 12:47 PM (iFTx/)

196 She looked pretty hot during a tour performance last year in Rio de Janeiro.

http://tinyurl.com/37vbabf2

Mexicans, or South American men in general, seem to like tall, blonde, feminine women.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at February 02, 2024 12:46 PM (JCZqz)
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Sigh.

Of all people, I know to check the nick first.

C'est la vie.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2024 12:48 PM (B2vkr)

197 Boobs too small for the body, pass.

Posted by: Montec at February 02, 2024 12:48 PM (YofvK)

198 Everything is broken or on the way to being broken and I don't really see a way back short of cleansing fire.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 02, 2024 12:48 PM (rc3Z7)

199 West Arkansas has many latinos, due mostly to food processing plants. Used to be ICE would come in and straighten things out with the illegals, but those days are temporarily gone. Surprisingly, there hasn't been an influx of illegals in the area. Maybe those here legally don't want to upset the apple cart and encourage them to keep moving, maybe the invaders who want to participate in crime realize you go to jail in Arkansas.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 02, 2024 12:48 PM (0EOe9)

200 >>> Probably my biggest security threat is when I back my car out of my garage so I do a perimeter check before getting in my car.

Back out?

You' re suppossed to back it in when you park.
'Tactical'

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 02, 2024 12:49 PM (cOq4q)

201
#FJB will not do one damn thing to secure the border, new law or not, because he is not the one in charge.

Perhaps a listing of who among the folks in the highest levels of the feral government have World Economic Forum ties is in order.

You cannot serve two masters and escape getting branded as a traitor to this nation.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 02, 2024 12:49 PM (xG4kz)

202 Tasty but it's a bit too salmon-y for me. I prefer rainbow. Or better yet, brook.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 02, 2024 12:47 PM (iFTx/)
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LOL. It basically is salmon. I know some people who think steelhead is better and some people who think salmon is better, but I can tell no difference. I like salmon, so therefore I like steelhead. I buy steelhead because it's cheaper and I cannot distinguish between them. They're the same.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2024 12:49 PM (B2vkr)

203 174 Man, if I could remember what that troll said to Whig a couple of months ago in the gun thread I'd love to post it here to poke at him.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
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Some of the old mainstay firearms forums (and prior to that on Usenet) had quite nasty flame wars at times where the commenters could be placed on the level of knowledge versus crazy matrix. Then you had the glowies out in full force that often provoked the crazies to new heights of insanity.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2024 12:49 PM (ZcPYF)

204 Soros was the architect of the illegal caravans. He gives lots of money to the dems. They'll do want he wants.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 02, 2024 12:49 PM (JeYYB)

205 160 I'll take the Sexy Pagan Witch. I knew a girl like this. Hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire. But as crazy as a barrel full of monkeys covered in batshit. Like seriously nuts. She was a goth girl in college and right after decided that wasn't provocative enough. She she went full witch. Like really full witch. I was always tempted to make a move. But I never did because I was half-worried she might cut off a chicken head in my living room. Or, you know, sacrifice me to some demon cult. I've seen that movie before.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 02, 2024 12:41 PM (iFTx/)

How to prevent crazy children :

1) Be Mean as hell to them
2) Don't ever let them move far away from home. Keep them within 45 minutes of you at all times, even after they're out of your house.
3) Keep calling them to tell them how pathetic and disappointing they are and how you'll never respect them even then.

Posted by: XTC at February 02, 2024 12:49 PM (UnA8+)

206 In my area, we have a mom who gets free Christmas toys for her kids, and free food from the pantries, while driving her Mercedes.

So the answer to the question of "why does no one want to work at low status jobs" is that it is easier then it has ever been to get a grift instead.

Hell, remember even Obama's illegal auntie was on welfare.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 02, 2024 12:49 PM (ibTVg)

207 Yeahbbut will she be nice to me?

Posted by: Most guys at February 02, 2024 12:50 PM (NBVIP)

208 The thing with welfare is eligibility is almost always based on income, not assets. So if you make $0 income but have $10m in the bank, you legally qualify for welfare.

Posted by: Montec at February 02, 2024 12:51 PM (YofvK)

209 Yeahbbut will she be nice to me?
Posted by: Most guys at February 02, 2024 12:50 PM (NBVIP)
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Sure, when it's convenient.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2024 12:51 PM (B2vkr)

210 The administrative state is more interested in the ballots the illegals will be provided than their voting habits.

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I hear Mexicans are pretty big Taylor Swift fans.

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Mexicans, or South American men in general, seem to like tall, blonde, feminine women.

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Well yeah. Who doesn't?

Interestingly, that goes back to the initial vote fraud joke, too. I bet there's not any Taylor Swift songs played on streaming hispanic stations. If it is then it's very specific channels for American music and the only difference between it and HITZ 98.9 is that no once can understand ads in English. Also it's probably owned by the same mother company.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Beau Beau Beau, Beau Beau Iran at February 02, 2024 12:51 PM (AIJ3L)

211 Never heard a witch bragging in los Vegas.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 02, 2024 12:52 PM (J8LnB)

212 Mexican men like tall blonde white women?!?!? Not my experience in the upper Midwest. Their preference has given rise to a joke.
What do a 300 pound white woman and a brick have in common? Sooner or later, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.

Posted by: Wally at February 02, 2024 12:52 PM (hqVaF)

213 >> Yeahbbut will she be nice to me?


Whenever she wants something, sure.

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2024 12:52 PM (yfepr)

214 174 Man, if I could remember what that troll said to Whig a couple of months ago in the gun thread I'd love to post it here to poke at him.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
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I think that guy has been a problem on other threads and other blogs as well. Seen who I suspect as the same person with deranged posts on Sarah Hoyt's blog and Insty.

I don't really take it personally anymore.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2024 12:52 PM (ZcPYF)

215 free food from the pantries, while driving her Mercedes.

Don't rush to judgment on this. I've owned a Mercedes.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 02, 2024 12:52 PM (zdLoL)

216 So the answer to the question of "why does no one want to work at low status jobs" is that it is easier then it has ever been to get a grift instead.

There was a video a couple of months ago where they asked a black woman why she had 4 kids from 4 different men and she said it's more lucrative if they don't have the same father. Talk about putting weird consequences into the law.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 02, 2024 12:52 PM (2ocoG)

217 Steelhead?

Posted by: Woodeye at February 02, 2024 12:53 PM (63Dwl)

218 214 I don't really take it personally anymore.
Posted by: whig at February 02, 2024 12:52 PM (ZcPYF)

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Well, that's because you're a poopy head.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked the Frank Capra movies at February 02, 2024 12:53 PM (GBKbO)

219 BANGable, very nice body
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards,

I'm sure we'll hear someone say she's a pass because of the generic décor in the background.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at February 02, 2024 12:53 PM (JCZqz)

220 Cuz you know those 1% a-holes aren't going to lift a finger to do their own dirty work..
Posted by: naturalfake

When it (SHTF) starts, those 1% elite assholes, lefty Donks, antifa progtards, and their enabling msm voices will be at the top of the no bag limit hunting license for a bunch of people.

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 02, 2024 12:53 PM (MsrgL)

221 212 Mexican men like tall blonde white women?!?!? Not my experience in the upper Midwest. Their preference has given rise to a joke.
What do a 300 pound white woman and a brick have in common? Sooner or later, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.
Posted by: Wally at February 02, 2024 12:52 PM (hqVaF)

snort

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 02, 2024 12:53 PM (xcxpd)

222 A few years ago someone in Michigan won the lottery, a few million. And was on all sorts of govt programs. There was “outrage” of course on social media when it was found out. But it was all legit legally speaking. And IIRC some laws were passed to address this.

Posted by: Montec at February 02, 2024 12:54 PM (YofvK)

223 DNC Bumper sticker:

"Democracy is just too important to be left to the People!"

Posted by: Boswell at February 02, 2024 12:54 PM (K+UlC)

224 202 Tasty but it's a bit too salmon-y for me. I prefer rainbow. Or better yet, brook.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 02, 2024 12:47 PM (iFTx/)
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LOL. It basically is salmon. I know some people who think steelhead is better and some people who think salmon is better, but I can tell no difference. I like salmon, so therefore I like steelhead. I buy steelhead because it's cheaper and I cannot distinguish between them. They're the same.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2024 12:49 PM (B2vkr)
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Really? Obvious difference to me. Salmon is heavier and more oily. Not a fan. Steelhead is closer to a milder white fish -- which is what I like. Love halibut and (although I can almost never find it) walleye.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 02, 2024 12:54 PM (iFTx/)

225 Some of the old mainstay firearms forums (and prior to that on Usenet) had quite nasty flame wars at times where the commenters could be placed on the level of knowledge versus crazy matrix. Then you had the glowies out in full force that often provoked the crazies to new heights of insanity.
Posted by: whig a

-

I started going online in 1991-1994, with usenet and telnet (back when long distance was expensive) and what-not in between, and had it kind of figured out by '96.

I really miss the pre-homogenized days.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Beau Beau Beau, Beau Beau Iran at February 02, 2024 12:54 PM (AIJ3L)

226 BANGable, very nice body
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards,

I'm sure we'll hear someone say she's a pass because of the generic décor in the background.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar

My $ is on her knobby knees. Waiting on TJM to weigh in.

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 02, 2024 12:54 PM (MsrgL)

227 This bikini brunette finds a sort of dark humor in the various propagandists running around like headless chickens as they try to rebuild the narrative

Face is no bueno, but eminently fixable with a paper bag.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 02, 2024 12:55 PM (2ocoG)

228 Really? Obvious difference to me. Salmon is heavier and more oily. Not a fan. Steelhead is closer to a milder white fish -- which is what I like. Love halibut and (although I can almost never find it) walleye.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 02, 2024 12:54 PM (iFTx/)
++++
Halibut and tuna are the kings of fish, IMO. Quite different from each other, but man. So good.

Halibut cheeks especially. Damned expensive, but that's turbo-deluxe, super-elite fish.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2024 12:55 PM (B2vkr)

229 226 My $ is on her knobby knees. Waiting on TJM to weigh in.
Posted by: BifBewalski at February 02, 2024 12:54 PM (MsrgL)

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Not in the mood.

2/10

Would not bang.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked the Frank Capra movies at February 02, 2024 12:55 PM (GBKbO)

230 Mexican men like tall blonde white women?!?!? Not my experience in the upper Midwest. Their preference has given rise to a joke.
What do a 300 pound white woman and a brick have in common? Sooner or later, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.
Posted by: Wally

Agreed. I just needed some filler to get between the link and my name lol. The stereotype is certainly black and Hispanic men go for the, uh, thicker gals, although I think they ALSO don't mind tall, fit blondes!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at February 02, 2024 12:56 PM (JCZqz)

231 This bikini brunette
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Don't see any pool or pond around? Odd.

Posted by: From about that Time at February 02, 2024 12:56 PM (4780s)

232 >>Halibut and tuna are the kings of fish, IMO. Quite different from each other, but man. So good.


Hogfish Snapper

Ling Cod

Two fish I prefer to Halibut.

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2024 12:56 PM (yfepr)

233 >>> There was a video a couple of months ago where they asked a black woman why she had 4 kids from 4 different men and she said it's more lucrative if they don't have the same father. Talk about putting weird consequences into the law.
Posted by: Ian S.

Misspelling - Should be, 'incentives' into law.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 02, 2024 12:56 PM (cOq4q)

234 136 I'm in Sunday school with someone who deals with this stuff locally.

It's happening near you, down to podunk nowhere counties. It might not be to the point where they're putting out hits on cops yet, but someone in your local department has investigated this same thing with gangs / drug dealers.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

My county sheriff said 5 years ago on average there would be 3 arrests a week that needed a Spanish interpreter.Today it’s 10.
Posted by: Montec at February 02, 2024 12:35 PM (YofvK)

Our cute cowgirl governor recently said the the cartels are setting up shop on all our Native American reservations. Because the state has no jurisdiction on the Rez, only the feds and they do squat about crimes on the Rez.

Posted by: Just Lily at February 02, 2024 12:56 PM (Ub0ee)

235 Yellowfin Cheek is where it's at, tho.

Hamachi Kama.

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2024 12:57 PM (yfepr)

236 The stereotype is certainly black and Hispanic men go for the, uh, thicker gals, although I think they ALSO don't mind tall, fit blondes!

I've heard black guys say "Thick, not Lizzo. There's a difference".

Posted by: Ian S. at February 02, 2024 12:57 PM (2ocoG)

237 Gotta replace the wax ring under the toilet....Aaaaaaand now I am replacing water supply lines.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 02, 2024 12:57 PM (hoRO3)

238 I started going online in 1991-1994, with usenet and telnet (back when long distance was expensive) and what-not in between, and had it kind of figured out by '96.

I really miss the pre-homogenized days.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
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Google purchased and archived Usenet posts and promptly after a couple of years disappeared them.

Lot of irreplaceable information vanished. Nowadays, I personally archive what I find useful as you can never count on finding it again.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2024 12:57 PM (ZcPYF)

239 110...If only 10% are, and become armed by the cartels, the commies, the democrats, whomever, that is 156,000 armed soldiers in our country. Roughly 10 divisions of infantry.
OK…so there was a little maths. Sue me.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2024 12:30 PM (W/lyH)

I was shown a photo by a friend. It was of 7 guys, not white, in the US (the photographer said). All had similar clothing, all had what I called "backpacks" in front of them. Nope, they were military packs. Friend said: that's a squad. Make no mistake.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at February 02, 2024 12:58 PM (Rbu5d)

240 Not my experience in the upper Midwest. Their preference has given rise to a joke.
What do a 300 pound white woman and a brick have in common? Sooner or later, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.
Posted by: Wally

My guess is that that has more to do with what they can get vs what they want. It’s not like hot tall blondes are aching to be with illegals who are usually 5’6” and living 7 to a room.

Posted by: Montec at February 02, 2024 12:58 PM (YofvK)

241 Because the state has no jurisdiction on the Rez, only the feds and they do squat about crimes on the Rez.

-

Very clever.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Beau Beau Beau, Beau Beau Iran at February 02, 2024 12:58 PM (AIJ3L)

242 >>The stereotype is certainly black and Hispanic men go for the, uh, thicker gals, although I think they ALSO don't mind tall, fit blondes!


Having worked in Newark NJ for the better part of the decade, the stereotype for Black Men is:
Everything.

There is literally no level they won't descend to to get their dicks wet.

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2024 12:59 PM (yfepr)

243 That bullshit about 99 percent of them are OK and "just want a better life" does not fly with me.

They are not "migrants." They are illegal border-crossers, and having broken the law in crossing, need to go.

I fucking hate Catholic Charities.

Watch the 75 minute interview Tucker just did with Bret Weinstein discussing goings on at the Darien gap.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at February 02, 2024 12:59 PM (KiBMU)

244 115 Does Joe actually believe the twaddle about how decent and good he is?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 02, 2024 12:31 PM (8Fdcq)

Yes, narcissitic psychopaths do.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at February 02, 2024 01:00 PM (Rbu5d)

245 It’s not like hot tall blondes are aching to be with illegals who are usually 5’6” and living 7 to a room.

I saw a screenshot a few days ago of an allegedly real ad calling for a blonde white woman to be a housemate with 7 Indian (dot not feather) men. Everywhere it got posted all the replies were, of course, "show bobs and vagene".

Posted by: Ian S. at February 02, 2024 01:00 PM (2ocoG)

246 206 In my area, we have a mom who gets free Christmas toys for her kids, and free food from the pantries, while driving her Mercedes.

So the answer to the question of "why does no one want to work at low status jobs" is that it is easier then it has ever been to get a grift instead.

Hell, remember even Obama's illegal auntie was on welfare.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 02, 2024 12:49 PM (ibTVg)
___________

Sad to say, but my mom does this. She's got more than sufficient money and her sons are all very affluent and pay for a lot of her upkeep. But she's like "it's free food, there's no requirement that you're poor, somebody is gonna get it, why not me?"

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 02, 2024 01:00 PM (iFTx/)

247 The District of Corruption only had 51 car jackings last month.

https://mpdc.dc.gov/page/carjacking

Posted by: Turned a corner at February 02, 2024 01:01 PM (NBVIP)

248 Intrepid DU guy:

>>Released with NO BAIL? A gift to the MAGAts & I'd bet they're already working on ads. The mayor, if legally possible, needs to do something about shit like this.
---
Yeah, *that's* the horrific part. F'n idiots. Like Norm MacDonald on a terrorist nuke killing ten million people: imagine the *backlash* against Muslims. Now *that* would be terrible!

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 02, 2024 01:01 PM (/QIWP)

249 >>> Gotta replace the wax ring under the toilet....Aaaaaaand now I am replacing water supply lines.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

When I have to pull the 'loo I go so far as replacing everything but the porcelain. Even the shut-off valve.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 02, 2024 01:01 PM (cOq4q)

250 Having worked in Newark NJ for the better part of the decade, the stereotype for Black Men is:
Everything.

There is literally no level they won't descend to to get their dicks wet.


This, too, is the story of Obama.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 02, 2024 01:01 PM (2ocoG)

251 228 Heh. Friends of mine up in Erie had a good steelhead season. Brought me over a few jars of cold packed. Tasted as good as the stuff from my Finnish youth, served on Finn Krisp, a vaguely substitute for Rye Krisp.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 02, 2024 01:02 PM (0EOe9)

252 You' re suppossed to back it in when you park.
'Tactical'
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 02, 2024 12:49 PM (cOq4q)

Good practice wherever you park. Always be in getaway position. Makes departure from the lot easier, and safer, both for you and other drivers or pedestrians.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 02, 2024 01:02 PM (tkR6S)

253 I saw Halibut Cheeks open for The Electric Eels at The Viking Saloon in '75.

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at February 02, 2024 01:02 PM (AclMJ)

254
It’s kind of poetic that illegals steal from NY and spend the money in Florida.

Posted by: Montec at February 02, 2024 12:37 PM

Spreading the wealth around. I thought Barry and crew were in favor of it?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 02, 2024 01:02 PM (nIvob)

255 248 Intrepid DU guy:

>>Released with NO BAIL? A gift to the MAGAts & I'd bet they're already working on ads. The mayor, if legally possible, needs to do something about shit like this.
---
Yeah, *that's* the horrific part. F'n idiots. Like Norm MacDonald on a terrorist nuke killing ten million people: imagine the *backlash* against Muslims. Now *that* would be terrible!
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 02, 2024 01:01 PM (/QIWP)

========

"Bail is important when it's politically convenient."
-pretty much

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked the Frank Capra movies at February 02, 2024 01:03 PM (GBKbO)

256 Gotta replace the wax ring under the toilet....Aaaaaaand now I am replacing water supply lines.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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If you can, avoid the wax rings and go for the pricier silicone rubber replacement kits. They last a lot longer.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2024 01:03 PM (ZcPYF)

257 Free health care for all with solve this problem.
That and High Speed rail.

Posted by: Gavin McKaren at February 02, 2024 01:03 PM (v0R5T)

258 When I have to pull the 'loo I go so far as replacing everything but the porcelain. Even the shut-off valve.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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Smart. Do all the preventative maintenance at once.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2024 01:04 PM (ZcPYF)

259 They are not "migrants." They are illegal border-crossers, and having broken the law in crossing, need to go.

I fucking hate Catholic Charities.

----------------

This can only make things harder for observant Catholics who protest at school board meetings, abortion clinics etc. People see the church helping illegals instead of their own parishioners. It's not going to end well for anyone.

Posted by: Decaf at February 02, 2024 01:04 PM (3JfbU)

260 There is literally no level they won't descend to to get their dicks wet.

This, too, is the story of Obama.
Posted by: Ian S.

Ewww! Vagine is nasty! Pass.

Posted by: Barack "No Homo" Obama at February 02, 2024 01:04 PM (JCZqz)

261 5 Does Joe actually believe the twaddle about how decent and good he is?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 02, 2024 12:31 PM (8Fdcq)

Yes, narcissitic psychopaths do.
Posted by: Question Authority

The day is coming when he will be disabused of that notion.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 02, 2024 01:05 PM (8Fdcq)

262 253 I saw Halibut Cheeks open for The Electric Eels at The Viking Saloon in '75.
Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at February 02, 2024 01:02 PM (AclMJ)
_________

Eel is tasty too. More oily than I usually go for, but properly prepared it's quite good.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 02, 2024 01:05 PM (iFTx/)

263 Are Mexican weather girls generally legit or illegal?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 02, 2024 01:06 PM (8Fdcq)

264
Watch the 75 minute interview Tucker just did with Bret Weinstein discussing goings on at the Darien gap.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at February 02, 2024 12:59 PM


Must see if people have the time. It gives a clear picture of what is going on and where. He helps to pull up some maps.

Unanswered is why all the Chinese military age men are making their way to this country. They're pretty tight lipped. For some reason. If they think they're gonna get laid here I got news for them. Odds slim to none.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 02, 2024 01:07 PM (nIvob)

265 Leftists are always stunned into silence by the consequences of their stupid policiesm

Posted by: Mark in South Jordan UT at February 02, 2024 01:07 PM (rplLg)

266 I hd a friend in my younger days whose creed was pussy is pussy. The body that busy was attached to was irrelevant in his eyes. Quantity over quality is a thing.

Posted by: Montec at February 02, 2024 01:07 PM (YofvK)

267 263 Are Mexican weather girls generally legit or illegal?
Posted by: Northernlurker

The hot ones are generally taken.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 02, 2024 01:08 PM (JCZqz)

268 Halibut cheeks

Is this another Ace euphemism?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 02, 2024 01:08 PM (BLdW6)

269 Gotta replace the wax ring under the toilet....Aaaaaaand now I am replacing water supply lines.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
---
If you can, avoid the wax rings and go for the pricier silicone rubber replacement kits. They last a lot longer.
Posted by: whig

---

CAT, if you haven't done it yet or are doing more, this is great advice and worth a trip to your local hardware store. I looked and the type I used was Fluidmaster, but I'm sure there are others. The installation is a breeze.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Beau Beau Beau, Beau Beau Iran at February 02, 2024 01:08 PM (AIJ3L)

270 Intrepid DU guy:

>>Released with NO BAIL? A gift to the MAGAts & I'd bet they're already working on ads. The mayor, if legally possible, needs to do something about shit like this.
---
Yeah, *that's* the horrific part. F'n idiots. Like Norm MacDonald on a terrorist nuke killing ten million people: imagine the *backlash* against Muslims. Now *that* would be terrible!

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 02, 2024 01:01 PM (/QIWP)

--------------

Bongino on radio this morning is saying that EVERY R campaign ad this year now should include the photo of the NYC illegal alien cops-assaulter being released and giving America & Americans the double-barrelled middle fingers.

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at February 02, 2024 01:08 PM (1q18f)

271 266 I hd a friend in my younger days whose creed was pussy is pussy. The body that busy was attached to was irrelevant in his eyes. Quantity over quality is a thing.
Posted by: Montec

You still have his number?

Posted by: Gorlock the Destroyer at February 02, 2024 01:09 PM (JCZqz)

272 257 Free health care for all with solve this problem.
That and High Speed rail.

Posted by: Gavin McKaren at February 02, 2024 01:03 PM (v0R5T)


I for one, can't wait to be on a High Speed Rail Train between NYC and Miami, being robbed and beaten senseless by Venezuelans, Cubans, Sudanese, Afghans, and Somalis "parolees," all riding for free on FedGovRail.

Posted by: Gref at February 02, 2024 01:09 PM (5fDan)

273 177...Don’t hate the player, hate the game.
That woman is just taking advantage of what is available to her. If someone hands you a bag of money, why would you say no?
Posted by: Montec at February 02, 2024 12:45 PM (YofvK)

You mean, "don't hate the the selfish liar and cheat, hate the game."

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at February 02, 2024 01:09 PM (Rbu5d)

274 270 Bongino on radio this morning is saying that EVERY R campaign ad this year now should include the photo of the NYC illegal alien cops-assaulter being released and giving America & Americans the double-barrelled middle fingers.
Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at February 02, 2024 01:08 PM (1q18f)

=========

"Nah."
-The GOP Consultancy Class

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked the Frank Capra movies at February 02, 2024 01:11 PM (GBKbO)

275 *scans thread...not enough fish puns....

Posted by: runner at February 02, 2024 01:11 PM (V13WU)

276 266 I hd a friend in my younger days whose creed was pussy is pussy. The body that busy was attached to was irrelevant in his eyes. Quantity over quality is a thing.
Posted by: Montec at February 02, 2024 01:07 PM (YofvK)
______

Had a lot of friends like that. They would start off trying to get the hot girls at a bar or club and then if that didn't work they'd gradually work their way down the scale until they were in pretty sketchy territory. But you know what? They almost always found some girl that was good to go. I would pick out maybe 2-3 hot girls that would be impressive to get, but if I couldn't get them then my night was done. If you go out hunting big game and can't get any, you don't then shoot squirrels. My motto anyway.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 02, 2024 01:11 PM (iFTx/)

277 Halibut cheeks

Is this another Ace euphemism?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 02, 2024 01:08 PM (BLdW6)

-------------

Heh.

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at February 02, 2024 01:11 PM (1q18f)

278 Nudity.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 02, 2024 01:11 PM (aD39U)

279 Because the state has no jurisdiction on the Rez, only the feds and they do squat about crimes on the Rez.
-
Very clever.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Beau Beau Beau, Beau Beau Iran at February 02, 2024 12:58 PM

=======

Don't get rid of the FBI. Put them on every reservation as Federal Reservation Police. Start by emptying FBI HQ on January 21, ans assign them to reserves from Northern MI to Arizona.

Replace the FBI entirely.

Posted by: rd at February 02, 2024 01:11 PM (F7KTJ)

280
There's gotta be some sort of underhanded lawfare that can be directed at those cocksucking NGOs.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 02, 2024 01:13 PM (n+4am)

281 Don't get rid of the FBI. Put them on every reservation as Federal Reservation Police. Start by emptying FBI HQ on January 21, ans assign them to reserves from Northern MI to Arizona.

Replace the FBI entirely.
Posted by: rd at February 02, 2024 01:11 PM (F7KTJ)

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Not a snowball's chance that any tribe at all would go for that.

Not going to happen. They never cooperate in any way with any fed that isn't handing out food or money.

Posted by: Just Lily at February 02, 2024 01:16 PM (Ub0ee)

282
There's gotta be some sort of underhanded lawfare that can be directed at those cocksucking NGOs.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 02, 2024 01:13 PM


I'd bet that somewhere in the Federal budget they're all being funded. Shame we don't have a budget which is audit-able. Or politicians who gave a fvck.

"I don't have time for that!"

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 02, 2024 01:17 PM (nIvob)

283 Imma order some ammo today ! Back in the game in Cali, we can order online again !

Woohoo

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 02, 2024 01:17 PM (NtVYv)

284 Imma order some ammo today ! Back in the game in Cali, we can order online again !

Woohoo
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 02, 2024 01:17 PM (NtVYv)

Suck it Newsome !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 02, 2024 01:18 PM (NtVYv)

285 Biden washing a handful of sleeping pills down with a pint of Jack Daniel's would improve border security

Posted by: hurricane567 at February 02, 2024 01:21 PM (uPraa)

286 Sushi Mackerel is pretty damn good.

That and eel are pretty good eats.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 02, 2024 01:22 PM (rc3Z7)

287 @274

>>"Nah."
-The GOP Consultancy Class

I really don't think advertising matters much, the bottom line is that the donks control enough voting apparatuses in enough place to fortify most important elections and increasingly, the American people are a detached, checked out, drugged up, spaced out collection of lunatics and psychopaths.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 02, 2024 01:25 PM (rc3Z7)

288 The Squad are scandal-proof. The people who elect these people live in the worst shitholes in America. They want primal scream therapy & emotionally gratifying vicarious hate spews. That's IT.

A guy in D.C who went to prison for stealing while he was a D.C. Council member is out now... and running for his old D.C. Council job. I doubt anyone would bet against his likely election.

Posted by: mnw at February 02, 2024 01:38 PM (NLIak)

289 No one wants to talk about the Barack Obama fingerprints all over this policy.

Posted by: Jim at February 02, 2024 02:32 PM (zhWvq)

290 Florida has a Stand Your Grounds/Castle Doctrine Homeowners in the Sunshine State can use Firearm for self defense there were no Riots Looting or Arson in Florida and after their Hurricane they were arresting the Looters

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at February 02, 2024 05:15 PM (wGqjj)

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