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How long can Ace keep coming up with new variants on snizz? Don't hurt yourself, man.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 29, 2024 03:52 PM (CsUN+) 2
The GOP should handle this investigation as if Fanni is running a RICO operation.
They're not going to do it but it would be funny none the less. Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 29, 2024 03:52 PM (rc3Z7) 3
hiya
Posted by: JT at January 29, 2024 03:52 PM (T4tVD) 4
Aha!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 29, 2024 03:53 PM (0gvpA) 5
Hootch and snooch!
Posted by: Cicero KABOOM! KID at January 29, 2024 03:53 PM (7J3tr) 6
Minge - British for Cooter. Fucking Brits are remarkable people.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 29, 2024 03:53 PM (pZ64F) 7
The GOP should handle this investigation as if Fanni is running a RICO operation.
They're not going to do it but it would be funny none the less. They need to put Jim Lankford in charge of it. He'd convict her of being just too darn hawt. Posted by: Archimedes at January 29, 2024 03:53 PM (CsUN+) 8
"The nine-person panel possesses the statutory powers to call on any individual to testify under oath, take the depositions of witnesses, compel the production of evidentiary records, and issue subpoenas. Accordingly, the investigating committee is authorized to undertake actions deemed necessary to "enforce such subpoenas" when parties refuse to obey."
======================= If you think Republicans will do anything but complain to the media when Fani doesn't show, you need your head examined. Posted by: Jay in PA at January 29, 2024 03:56 PM (i7Q7S) 9
A draft manuscript of Smooches on the Snootches was found in Dr. Suess' personal papers after he died.
Posted by: You could look it up at January 29, 2024 03:57 PM (HfA+E) 10
and so it begins
Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at January 29, 2024 03:57 PM (aD39U) 11
I goolaged "nYc congressman that shits himself" and the first hit was what I was looking for - Nadler. Maybe Fanni and Nads could start dating?
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 29, 2024 03:57 PM (pZ64F) 12
Ace's opening is some grade A cruelty. Gotta love it.
Posted by: Tennessee Jed at January 29, 2024 03:58 PM (QGP+O) Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2024 03:58 PM (Rfp4v) 14
No snooch for you!
Posted by: Snooch Nazee at January 29, 2024 03:58 PM (7J3tr) 15
Collin Rugg
@CollinRugg NEW: Nancy Pelosi gets in a shouting match with protesters outside her home in San Francisco and tells them to "go back to China." "Go back to China where your headquarters is," she was heard saying. The incident came just one day after Pelosi floated the idea that pro-Palestine protesters were paid for by Russia and called for an investigation. Now she is telling protesters to go back to China. This woman has lost it. http://tinyurl.com/36ptkahw Posted by: redridinghood at January 29, 2024 03:58 PM (NpAcC) 16
I thought it was "harelip".
Posted by: wth at January 29, 2024 03:58 PM (v0R5T) 17
It's hammer time..
Posted by: Paul Pelosi at January 29, 2024 03:59 PM (aD39U) 18
It's time for today's daily Prehistoric Hoo-Ha thread, I see.
Posted by: XTC at January 29, 2024 03:59 PM (UnA8+) 19
Now she is telling protesters to go back to China.
This woman has lost it. ---------------- Have you seen what passes as president, recently? Posted by: Pudinhead at January 29, 2024 04:00 PM (pZ64F) 20
This is getting interesting!
Posted by: Moonbeam at January 29, 2024 04:00 PM (rbKZ6) 21
One of the Indian - pardon me: First Nations - languages in Canada has 53 words for snow. I think Ace has plenty of room to extend himself.
Posted by: Paco at January 29, 2024 04:00 PM (njExo) 22
Oh...a fanny probe? I LOVE fanny probes!
Posted by: Pete Bootyjizz at January 29, 2024 04:00 PM (HfA+E) Posted by: jhawk90 at January 29, 2024 04:01 PM (MKoxD) 24
Ace,
Your interest in Fani Willis' snizz/snootch/snuzz is scaring me. Perhaps we need excitable Andi Sullivan to participate in an intervention, since he knows all about obsessing about it. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 29, 2024 04:01 PM (gSZYf) 25
Where did Hollywood get the idea that Napoleon was a harelip?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 29, 2024 04:02 PM (Rurbf) 26
They need to put Jim Lankford in charge of it. He'd convict her of being just too darn hawt.
Posted by: Archimedes That's not the vibe I get from Lankford. I'm thinking young boy of any color. Posted by: Cheri at January 29, 2024 04:02 PM (oiNtH) 27
16 I thought it was "harelip".
-------------- Good point - a harelip is the lip of a hare. Bunny rabbit. Fuckers are forever chewing on something and leaving bunny turds everywhere. Posted by: Pudinhead at January 29, 2024 04:03 PM (pZ64F) 28
Snootch?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 29, 2024 04:03 PM (EGSGm) 29
NOOD!
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2024 04:03 PM (V13WU) 30
Correct me if wrong, but don't both the Gov and the State AG have the power to remove her, posthaste?
Posted by: MkY at January 29, 2024 04:03 PM (cPGH3) 31
Now she is telling protesters to go back to China.
This woman has lost it. http://tinyurl.com/36ptkahw Posted by: redridinghood at January 29, 2024 03:58 PM (NpAcC) ....... Gotta love the stupid lefties hating on each other. Posted by: wth at January 29, 2024 04:04 PM (v0R5T) Posted by: Jordan61 at January 29, 2024 04:04 PM (DRSnL) 33
she needs to think long and and hard about this...and resign
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2024 04:04 PM (V13WU) 34
You joke about Langkford and why not but the state GOP has censured him and vowed to stop supporting him.
I predict he’ll be primaried by Kevin Stitt who will have fulfilled two terms as governor and is very popular. Lankford can go back to his Baptist bible camp counseling. Posted by: Blutarski at January 29, 2024 04:05 PM (Fwuhb) 35
" Fani Willis' toxic minge"
Needed a new fantasy baseball team name thanks Posted by: jhawk90 at January 29, 2024 04:01 PM (MKoxD) Fantasy team? How about a real team's name? Cleveland Indians. --> Guardians --> Minge Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2024 04:05 PM (cVt7n) 36
NOOD!
Posted by: runner Good news! The Barrel™ is back from the remediation shop. Bad news: they refused to service it. Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2024 04:05 PM (IG4Id) 37
Already?
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 29, 2024 04:04 PM (DRSnL) I WAS MAKING SURE THAT THE PEOPLE ON THE EARLIER THREAD HEAR ME ! Posted by: runner at January 29, 2024 04:05 PM (V13WU) 38
I saw Fani Willis' Toxic Minge open for the Butthole Surfers at The Hole in the Wall in '07
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at January 29, 2024 04:06 PM (VGRuw) 39
Fani has her fanny in a whole heap of trouble.
I find it quite amusing Fani thought being Black, a DA and ant-Trump gave her immunity from scrutiny. Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 29, 2024 04:06 PM (tT6L1) 40
Taint no nood.
Posted by: Urkel at January 29, 2024 04:06 PM (HfA+E) 41
I WAS MAKING SURE THAT THE PEOPLE ON THE EARLIER THREAD HEAR ME !
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2024 04:05 PM (V13WU) ===== LOL. Good save. Posted by: Jordan61 at January 29, 2024 04:07 PM (DRSnL) 42
I saw Fanni Willis' Toxic Minge open for Hiromi's Sonic Bloom at Budokan last October.
Posted by: mikeski at January 29, 2024 04:08 PM (D+yrB) 43
After weeks of hearings and commissions and meetings and testimonies and investigations and Strongly Worded Letters she'll get a slap on the wrist and a year's supply of Summer's Eve.
Posted by: Green Needle at January 29, 2024 04:08 PM (PWI4f) 44
Good news! The Barrel™ is back from the remediation shop. Bad news: they refused to service it.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2024 04:05 PM (IG4Id) Is it an EB? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2024 04:08 PM (cVt7n) 45
Should the panel find Willis guilty of wrongdoing, its members can recommend changes to the state law or budget.
== weak sauce..but as you people are fond of saying, the process is the punishment.. Posted by: runner at January 29, 2024 04:08 PM (V13WU) 46
I WAS MAKING SURE THAT THE PEOPLE ON THE EARLIER THREAD HEAR ME !
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2024 04:05 PM (V13WU) ....... Then you should made it not just all caps, but also BOLD Then they could hear you. Posted by: wth at January 29, 2024 04:09 PM (v0R5T) 47
MSNBC headline later today: KKK Members of Georgia Senate Vote to Oppress Strong Black Wiman
Posted by: Montec at January 29, 2024 04:09 PM (F9jE7) 48
After weeks of hearings and commissions and meetings and testimonies and investigations and Strongly Worded Letters she'll get a slap on the wrist and a year's supply of Summer's Eve.
Posted by: Green Needle at January 29, 2024 04:08 PM (PWI4f) Whatever her gynecologist is paid, it isn't enough. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2024 04:09 PM (cVt7n) 49
43 After weeks of hearings and commissions and meetings and testimonies and investigations and Strongly Worded Letters she'll get a slap on the wrist and a year's supply of Summer's Eve.
------------- Summer breeze makes me feel fine Blowin' through the jasmine in my minge Summer breeze makes me feel fine Blowin' though the jasmine in my minge Posted by: Pudinhead at January 29, 2024 04:10 PM (pZ64F) Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 29, 2024 04:10 PM (3aLWR) 51
43 After weeks of hearings and commissions and meetings and testimonies and investigations and Strongly Worded Letters she'll get a slap on the wrist and a year's supply of Summer's Eve.
Posted by: Green Needle at January 29, 2024 04:08 PM (PWI4f) Don’t forget recommendations for better training, Posted by: Montec at January 29, 2024 04:10 PM (F9jE7) 52
I saw Pustular Snootch open for Debbie Does Detroit at the Cinematic Arts Theater in downtown Sheboygan in 1982.
Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not Kill at January 29, 2024 04:10 PM (gxokI) 53
the "expenditure of significant public funds" to hire special prosecutor Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esquire,
*********** brutal ace is best ace Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at January 29, 2024 04:10 PM (VTu1l) 54
I saw Pustular Snootch open for the Sex Pistols in Regina in '78.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 29, 2024 04:11 PM (9yWhg) 55
Did trump ever say, you can grab them by the minge?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2024 04:11 PM (cVt7n) 56
she'll get a slap on the wrist and a year's supply of Summer's Eve.
************** I'll be happy if somebody rolls up their sleeves. That always keeps the left in line. Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at January 29, 2024 04:12 PM (VTu1l) Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 29, 2024 04:12 PM (EXyHK) Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at January 29, 2024 04:12 PM (VTu1l) 59
Fanny Willis Is Hotter Than Cooter Soup!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 29, 2024 04:13 PM (Dc73h) 60
My shizzle minge fizzle dizzle.
Posted by: Montec at January 29, 2024 04:13 PM (F9jE7) 61
"Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
Posted by: m at January 29, 2024 04:13 PM (1BWJp) 62
Did trump ever say, you can grab them by the minge?
**************** No, but he should Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at January 29, 2024 04:12 PM (VTu1l) It's not too late! Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2024 04:13 PM (cVt7n) 63
Come on down to the Love Canal. We're half as toxic as the Tunnel of Love!!
Get your Love Canal memorabilia here! T-Shirts! balloons! Cotton Candy! All here at the Fanni Willis Love Canal! Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 29, 2024 04:14 PM (3aLWR) 64
I find it quite amusing Fani thought being Black, a DA and ant-Trump gave her immunity from scrutiny.
************************ Well to be fair, this is generally true. But she spread her vayjayjay so wide to the vast 4 corners of the earth that even the most partisan couldnt ignore it Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at January 29, 2024 04:14 PM (VTu1l) 65
A pustular snooch could be a sign of Monkeypox.
Posted by: Doogie Howser, M.D. at January 29, 2024 04:14 PM (v0R5T) 66
We need common sense Pustular Snootch control!!
Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2024 04:14 PM (qoGsy) 67
Didn't Dr. Seuss write about snootches?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 29, 2024 04:14 PM (0gvpA) 68
I'll ask it again: Which female body part has more nicknames, the boobs or the vagina?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 29, 2024 04:15 PM (9yWhg) 69
Did trump ever say, you can grab them by the minge?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2024 04:11 PM (cVt7n) ===== No, because he's not British. Posted by: Jordan61 at January 29, 2024 04:15 PM (DRSnL) 70
"Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
Posted by: m at January 29, 2024 04:13 PM (1BWJp) I'm talking about minge! Well he can dig it! Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2024 04:15 PM (cVt7n) 71
Love Canal
Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at January 29, 2024 04:15 PM (aD39U) 72
I'll ask it again: Which female body part has more nicknames, the boobs or the vagina?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 29, 2024 04:15 PM (9yWhg) What about me? Posted by: The Bunny Hole at January 29, 2024 04:15 PM (Dc73h) 73
I saw pustular snootch open for damn near every Tom, Dick and Harry.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2024 04:15 PM (qoGsy) 74
68 I'll ask it again: Which female body part has more nicknames, the boobs or the vagina?
------------------ I''ll vagina for $500, Alex. Posted by: Pudinhead at January 29, 2024 04:15 PM (pZ64F) 75
But she spread her vayjayjay so wide to the vast 4 corners of the earth that even the most partisan couldnt ignore it
Sex sells. Nobody would've cared about Bill Clinton doing inappropriate things with Monica if those inappropriate things didn't involve his dick. Posted by: Ian S. at January 29, 2024 04:15 PM (2ocoG) 76
So, disbarred and removed from office with a high fine, or no, Black Dem Woman armor?
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 29, 2024 04:16 PM (os8zY) 77
Didn't Dr. Seuss write about snootches?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea Yes. Star-bellied ones, no less. Not sure how that works out, anatomically. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 29, 2024 04:16 PM (9yWhg) 78
I'll ask it again: Which female body part has more nicknames, the boobs or the vagina?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 29, 2024 04:15 PM (9yWhg) ===== I vote boobs. Just off the top of my head: boobs, hooters, knockers, tits, sweater puppies. Posted by: Jordan61 at January 29, 2024 04:16 PM (DRSnL) 79
"...investigating anti-Trump DA Fani Willis. "
You know, usually one could read "anti-Mob" or "anti-crime" or "anti-jaywalking" DA. But this is "Anti-Trump DA." A former POTUS, now a private citizen of the USA. So that is what defines her (besides her vactions with her lover/co-worker, of course.) Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 29, 2024 04:16 PM (Rbu5d) 80
67 Didn't Dr. Seuss write about snootches?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 29, 2024 04:14 PM (0gvpA) Sneetches. Posted by: m at January 29, 2024 04:16 PM (1BWJp) 81
#67 - see #9.
Posted by: Suessian at January 29, 2024 04:16 PM (HfA+E) 82
Death Match 2000: Pustular Snootch vs. Detachable Penis.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 29, 2024 04:16 PM (wzAuc) 83
No, because he's not British.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 29, 2024 04:15 PM (DRSnL) Well, we've adopted "wanker." Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2024 04:16 PM (cVt7n) 84
NOOD!
Posted by: runner Good news! The Barrel™ is back from the remediation shop. Bad news: they refused to service it. Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2024 04:05 PM runner is barreling toward The Barrel™. I knew he'd end up in a bad place. * shakes head * Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 29, 2024 04:17 PM (a3Q+t) 85
Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum...dining at The Snizzler
Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 29, 2024 04:17 PM (/OWHH) 86
78 I'll ask it again: Which female body part has more nicknames, the boobs or the vagina?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 29, 2024 04:15 PM (9yWhg) ===== I vote boobs. Just off the top of my head: boobs, hooters, knockers, tits, sweater puppies. Posted by: Jordan61 at January 29, 2024 04:16 PM (DRSnL) That was before ace began his work though. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 29, 2024 04:17 PM (eYoxG) Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 29, 2024 04:17 PM (xw1WS) 88
I've written this before, but I can't stop being amazed that black politicians seem to have the drive to be more corrupt, faster than their white counterparts.
Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2024 04:17 PM (RHGPo) 89
MSNBC headline later today: KKK Members of Georgia Senate Vote to Oppress Strong Black Wiman
Posted by: Montec Oh, she's strong alright. You can smell her from Alabama. Posted by: Doogie Howser, M.D. at January 29, 2024 04:17 PM (v0R5T) 90
15...NEW: Nancy Pelosi gets in a shouting match with protesters outside her home in San Francisco and tells them to "go back to China."
Whatever happened to "hug a Chinese"??!!?? Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 29, 2024 04:18 PM (Rbu5d) 91
Nancy PeeLousy does not live in her current "listed" home.
Posted by: vic at January 29, 2024 04:18 PM (A5THL) 92
Which female body part has more nicknames, the boobs or the vagina?
On the HQ, and I think in general, va-jay-jay. Posted by: Ian S. at January 29, 2024 04:18 PM (2ocoG) 93
83 No, because he's not British.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 29, 2024 04:15 PM (DRSnL) Well, we've adopted "wanker." Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2024 04:16 PM (cVt7n I've adopted Taking a Piss and Wanker. They are a team. Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 29, 2024 04:18 PM (3aLWR) 94
"Don't Say Indict"
Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2024 04:18 PM (RHGPo) 95
I've written this before, but I can't stop being amazed that black politicians seem to have the drive to be more corrupt, faster than their white counterparts.
Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2024 04:17 PM (RHGPo) And more obviously and shamelessly. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2024 04:19 PM (cVt7n) 96
That was before ace began his work though.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy Ace is the Shakespeare of Snizz. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 29, 2024 04:19 PM (9yWhg) 97
Good news! The Barrel™ is back from the remediation shop. Bad news: they refused to service it.
Posted by: weft cut-loop It needed an new thermocouple, orifice, ball valve, and six hydrocoptic marzlevanes. Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2024 04:19 PM (qoGsy) 98
Delores!!
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at January 29, 2024 04:19 PM (HfA+E) 99
So far, Ace hasn't utilized Beef Curtains.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 29, 2024 04:19 PM (pZ64F) 100
100
Posted by: m at January 29, 2024 04:19 PM (1BWJp) 101
Georgia Senate Approves Special Investigatory Committee to Find Out What the Hell Is Going on With Fani Willis' Pustular Snootch
Do NOT lose your flashlight and car keys! Posted by: t-bird at January 29, 2024 04:20 PM (BWLO+) 102
Wasn't "Minge" the lady manicurist who soaked other women's hands in the dishwarshin' liquid?
".... you're soaking in it!" eeewwwwwww!!!! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at January 29, 2024 04:20 PM (e6UQI) 103
Didn't Dr. Seuss write about snootches?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea Yes. Star-bellied ones, no less. Not sure how that works out, anatomically. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus Tattooed snooches should not surprise you in 2024. Posted by: mikeski at January 29, 2024 04:20 PM (D+yrB) 104
I've adopted Taking a Piss and Wanker. They are a team.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 29, 2024 04:18 PM (3aLWR) Taking THE piss means goofing on someone. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2024 04:20 PM (cVt7n) 105
Fanny Willis Is Hotter Than A Fur Coat In Marfa!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 29, 2024 04:20 PM (Dc73h) 106
On the HQ, and I think in general, va-jay-jay.
Posted by: Ian S One of the ladies from church the other day said 'vajoozlebiscuit'. I had to admit, that was a new one for me. Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2024 04:20 PM (qoGsy) 107
So those three brave young soldiers of color died for the White Cracker in the White House............
Posted by: Steinhofer Jones at January 29, 2024 04:20 PM (BKOUD) 108
I can't stop being amazed that black politicians seem to have the drive to be more corrupt, faster than their white counterparts.
Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2024 04:17 PM (RHGPo) I think that there is some selection occurring. Black politicians seem to be mostly rabid leftists who are all in on grievance politics, and their sense of entitlement is vast. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 29, 2024 04:21 PM (gSZYf) 109
I've adopted Taking a Piss and Wanker. They are a team.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 29, 2024 04:18 PM I've heard that if you're pairing those activities, you want to do them in that order; reversing it sprays it all over the general vicinity. Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 29, 2024 04:21 PM (a3Q+t) Posted by: wth at January 29, 2024 04:21 PM (v0R5T) 111
Biden’s Justice Department on Monday served the House Sergeant at Arms a grand jury subpoena for documents. “House of Representatives Sergeant at Arms William McFarland announced his office was served a grand jury subpoena by the Justice Department, sparking a wave of theories on social media Monday afternoon,” Newsweek reported. “McFarland formally notified House Speaker Mike Johnson, a Louisiana Republican, of a subpoena on Monday,” according to Newsweek. It is unclear what the subpoenaed documents are related to or what the grand jury is investigating.
Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2024 04:21 PM (RHGPo) 112
107 So those three brave young soldiers of color died for the White Cracker in the White House............
------------- How many of them were chicks? Posted by: Pudinhead at January 29, 2024 04:21 PM (pZ64F) 113
Free and fair elections, lol.
Posted by: Parsnip at January 29, 2024 04:21 PM (p4vyY) 114
Ace doesn't take into account Fani's gravity. She's a big bitch. Once Counselor Scrumdiddlyuptioussperm fell into Big Mama's gravity well, there was no escaping. Dude should plead not guilty by reason of the known laws of physics.
Posted by: her labia are an event horizon at January 29, 2024 04:21 PM (L81HX) 115
Fanny Willis Is Hotter Than A Fur Coat In Marfa!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy Why did you say that name?! Posted by: Batman at January 29, 2024 04:21 PM (/OWHH) 116
Help me find my car keys and we can DRIVE out of here.
Posted by: Just the punchline at January 29, 2024 04:21 PM (HfA+E) 117
Ace is the Shakespeare of Snizz.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 29, 2024 04:19 PM (9yWhg) Also the sultan of snizz, and the maharajah of minge. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2024 04:22 PM (cVt7n) 118
Tuna Canoe.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 29, 2024 04:22 PM (pZ64F) 119
On Jan. 25, after two extensions, the Government argued that AJ Fischer "fails to establish that 'he cannot obtain a fair and impartial trial'" in the District of Columbia. UncoverDC spoke briefly with Fischer, who says the Government barely looked at the research he provided to prove juror bias in the District. According to Fischer, it may be that the "DOJ cannot find an expert to disprove the research" that underpins the arguments in his case. Fischer plans to file for an extension to respond.
Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2024 04:22 PM (RHGPo) 120
112 107 So those three brave young soldiers of color died for the White Cracker in the White House............
------------- How many of them were chicks? Posted by: Pudinhead at January 29, 2024 04:21 PM (pZ64F) We should be careful not to rush and assume anyone's gender here. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 29, 2024 04:22 PM (eYoxG) 121
House of Representatives Sergeant at Arms William McFarland
----------- Oh, how I hope he goes by "Spanky." Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 29, 2024 04:22 PM (0gvpA) 122
88 I've written this before, but I can't stop being amazed that black politicians seem to have the drive to be more corrupt, faster than their white counterparts.
Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2024 04:17 PM (RHGPo) They are driven to succeed, despite Wipepo. Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 29, 2024 04:22 PM (Rbu5d) 123
Nonny.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 29, 2024 04:23 PM (pZ64F) Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 29, 2024 04:23 PM (eYF7X) 125
I see the Constanza defense in her future.
Posted by: Darth Randall at January 29, 2024 04:23 PM (xT7BI) Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2024 04:24 PM (7fmC8) Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 29, 2024 04:24 PM (0gvpA) 128
88 I've written this before, but I can't stop being amazed that black politicians seem to have the drive to be more corrupt, faster than their white counterparts.
Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2024 04:17 PM (RHGPo) They are driven to succeed, despite Wipepo. Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 29, 2024 04:22 PM (Rbu5d) They were positioned for corruption. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2024 04:24 PM (cVt7n) 129
Those killed were Sgt. William Jerome Rivers, 46, of Carrollton, Ga.; Spc. Kennedy Landon Sanders, 24, of Waycross, Ga.; and Spc. Breonna Alexsondria Moffett, 23, of Savannah, Ga.
Biden probably will screw up their names and say something stupid to the families about how it is Trump's fault. Posted by: Steinhofer Jones at January 29, 2024 04:24 PM (Qfk4E) 130
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I'm talking about minge! Well he can dig it! Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2024 04:15 PM (cVt7n) Right onnnn.... Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 29, 2024 04:25 PM (GyuGq) 131
Lankford can go back to his Baptist bible camp counseling.
Posted by: Blutarski a ------- What did Baptist ever do to you to wish Lankford on their yutes? Guy strikes me as a predator type. Posted by: whig at January 29, 2024 04:25 PM (ZcPYF) 132
"[P]ustular snootch"? Yeah, Ace is Da Man.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2024 04:25 PM (J2vNu) 133
Cans, rack, bazooms, jugs, tatas, milkers, the girls.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 29, 2024 04:25 PM (DRSnL) 134
I'm waiting for Ace to work in the words, sleeve and profusions in is next Fani expose.
Posted by: Beartooth at January 29, 2024 04:25 PM (5FnZt) 135
They were positioned for corruption.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2024 04:24 PM (cVt7n) Honestly? All politicians are positioned for corruption once they are elected. Every. Fucking. One. Of. Them. Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 29, 2024 04:26 PM (3aLWR) 136
Also the sultan of snizz
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara Great. Gonna laugh every time I hear that song, now. Posted by: mikeski at January 29, 2024 04:26 PM (D+yrB) 137
Penis Fly Trap.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 29, 2024 04:26 PM (pZ64F) 138
What the Hell are these outposts in the middle of nowhere mission statements ???
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at January 29, 2024 04:26 PM (Qfk4E) 139
88 I've written this before, but I can't stop being amazed that black politicians seem to have the drive to be more corrupt, faster than their white counterparts.
Posted by: SMOD -------- Steve Miller of 'Go On Take teh Money and Run (for office)' is to blame. He encouraged her dreams. Posted by: whig at January 29, 2024 04:26 PM (ZcPYF) 140
a sweater full of mischief
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 29, 2024 04:26 PM (9yWhg) 141
Those killed were Sgt. William Jerome Rivers, 46, of Carrollton, Ga.; Spc. Kennedy Landon Sanders, 24, of Waycross, Ga.; and Spc. Breonna Alexsondria Moffett, 23, of Savannah, Ga.
Also Beau Biden, 55, of Reboot Delaware. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2024 04:26 PM (cVt7n) 142
So far, Ace hasn't utilized Beef Curtains.
Posted by: Pudinhead It's what's for dinner. *hums galloping melody* Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2024 04:27 PM (Rfp4v) 143
129 Those killed were Sgt. William Jerome Rivers, 46, of Carrollton, Ga.; Spc. Kennedy Landon Sanders, 24, of Waycross, Ga.; and Spc. Breonna Alexsondria Moffett, 23, of Savannah, Ga.
Biden probably will screw up their names and say something stupid to the families about how it is Trump's fault. Posted by: Steinhofer Jones at January 29, 2024 04:24 PM (Qfk4E) ... and something about Beau. Posted by: m at January 29, 2024 04:27 PM (1BWJp) 144
OT: Not sure if the breaking news that Mark Cuban admitted to violating EEOC law in hiring and got smacked down by an EEOC commissioner (all on X) has been discussed, but if it hasn't, the next few weeks for him should be interesting.
He had a very recent follow up post trying to walk things back... Posted by: Nova Local at January 29, 2024 04:27 PM (exHjb) 145
If the Snootch don't fit you must acquit!
Posted by: Fani Willis's boy toy at January 29, 2024 04:27 PM (ibTVg) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 29, 2024 04:27 PM (9yWhg) 147
67 Didn't Dr. Seuss write about snootches?
---- An old snooch, an old snooch, It’s been around since I was a youth. It’s wrinkled and worn, it’s seen better days, But it’s still got some life, in so many ways. It’s been through the ringer, it’s been through the wash, It’s been stepped on and kicked, it’s been hit with a squash. But it’s still standing tall, it’s still going strong, It’s still got some fight, it’s still singing its song. So here’s to the old snooch, the one that’s been around, The one that’s seen it all, the one that’s never been down. It’s a snooch with a story, a snooch with a past, It’s a snooch that will last, it’s a snooch that will last. Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 29, 2024 04:27 PM (xw1WS) 148
102 Jim
Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at January 29, 2024 04:20 PM (e6UQI) That was Madge.... Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 29, 2024 04:27 PM (GyuGq) 149
129 Those killed were Sgt. William Jerome Rivers, 46, of Carrollton, Ga.; Spc. Kennedy Landon Sanders, 24, of Waycross, Ga.; and Spc. Breonna Alexsondria Moffett, 23, of Savannah, Ga.
---------------- One chick, two guys all from GA. Posted by: Pudinhead at January 29, 2024 04:28 PM (pZ64F) 150
"I like pizza, and ice cream, and getting my snootch pounded on Friday night."
Posted by: Fani Willis, in an unguarded moment at January 29, 2024 04:28 PM (J2vNu) 151
Puppies
Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2024 04:28 PM (7fmC8) 152
2 chicks. One, uh, guy.
Posted by: nckate at January 29, 2024 04:28 PM (ZGGD+) 153
I've written this before, but I can't stop being amazed that black politicians seem to have the drive to be more corrupt, faster than their white counterparts.
I've started to reconsider whether this is true. The biggest difference seems to be table manners. Crackers know what appearances require, and how to arrange it. Black politicians just seem less sophisticated at playing the game. They're all eating the same stolen meals, the white guys just know what that really small fork is called and what it is used for. Posted by: they know not to wipe their hands on their trousers at January 29, 2024 04:28 PM (L81HX) Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 29, 2024 04:29 PM (Fp05R) Posted by: m at January 29, 2024 04:29 PM (1BWJp) 156
Those killed were Sgt. William Jerome Rivers, 46, of Carrollton, Ga.; Spc. Kennedy Landon Sanders, 24, of Waycross, Ga.; and Spc. Breonna Alexsondria Moffett, 23, of Savannah, Ga.
Biden probably will screw up their names and say something stupid to the families about how it is Trump's fault. Posted by: Steinhofer Jones ...... Slow Motion WW 3 is so much fun to watch. Posted by: wth at January 29, 2024 04:29 PM (v0R5T) Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 29, 2024 04:29 PM (EXyHK) 158
111 Biden’s Justice Department on Monday served the House Sergeant at Arms a grand jury subpoena for documents. “House of Representatives Sergeant at Arms William McFarland announced his office was served a grand jury subpoena by the Justice Department, sparking a wave of theories on social media Monday afternoon,” Newsweek reported. “McFarland formally notified House Speaker Mike Johnson, a Louisiana Republican, of a subpoena on Monday,” according to Newsweek. It is unclear what the subpoenaed documents are related to or what the grand jury is investigating.
Posted by: SMOD ------- That will probably go to court, perhaps even the Supremes as a violation of separation of powers. Heck, the House even defended Jefferson under the Hastert speakership from a federal search of his congressional office. Posted by: whig at January 29, 2024 04:29 PM (ZcPYF) Posted by: Don Lemonparty at January 29, 2024 04:29 PM (57Omk) 160
InvestigateJ6
@InvestigateJ6 The DOJ admitted this is a novel COV argument/legal theory in their 1st motion requesting an extension to reply in opposition. The DOJ has now received a 2nd extension to reply to this motion. DOJ can’t find an expert to disprove the research. Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2024 04:29 PM (RHGPo) Posted by: Candidus at January 29, 2024 04:29 PM (Ya7DW) 162
"The incident came just one day after Pelosi floated the idea that pro-Palestine protesters were paid for by Russia and called for an investigation.
Now she is telling protesters to go back to China." Lost control of your pets, Pelosi? What a shame... Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 29, 2024 04:29 PM (ou9hh) 163
The Mullah's in Iran are RACIST MAGA SUPPORTERS !!!!!!
Just give CNN another hour or two to report this story ..... Posted by: Ferd Berfall at January 29, 2024 04:30 PM (Qfk4E) 164
That article helpfully detailed every single party affiliation related to every issue subject in every paragraph. Because it's "GOP-led" the reader MUST be informed.
Posted by: Son of Dad at January 29, 2024 04:30 PM (8JB5s) 165
It needed an new thermocouple, orifice, ball valve, and six hydrocoptic marzlevanes.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2024 04:19 PM (qoGsy) ======= You forgot about the turbo-encabulator Posted by: Bonecrusher at January 29, 2024 04:30 PM (JNTt1) 166
This is little known, but Hasbro had a follow-up to their very popular Operation game. It was called Fani Probe and struck out in the marketplace. Racism, perhaps.
Posted by: Toy Hall of Fame at January 29, 2024 04:30 PM (V5BDR) 167
Take a load off, Fanni.
Take a load for free. Take a load off, Fanni, And (and, and) you put the load right on me. (You put the load right on me.) Posted by: Taggart at January 29, 2024 04:30 PM (og5mY) 168
>>131 Lankford can go back to his Baptist bible camp counseling.
Posted by: Blutarski a By counseling you mean applying holy balm to young boys penises? Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 29, 2024 04:30 PM (eYF7X) 169
She'll do what Hunter does, and ignore any subpoenas.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 29, 2024 04:31 PM (KiBMU) 170
We need to declare that filthy pit a Superfund Site and bring millions in federal resources to contain it, cap it, and clean it up.
----------------- What's the going rate today for exorcisms? Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 29, 2024 04:31 PM (NEXG9) 171
154
Pics or it didn't happen: https://i.yt___.com/vi/loY2mQbFX5g/hqdefault.jpg Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 29, 2024 04:29 PM (Fp05R) https://i.ytIMG.com/vi/loY2mQbFX5g/hqdefault.jpg Posted by: m at January 29, 2024 04:31 PM (1BWJp) 172
However, the committee--slated to convene as soon as this week--can't directly sanction Willis on any discoveries, WTVC reported. Should the panel find Willis guilty of wrongdoing, its members can recommend changes to the state law or budget.
--- Then what's the point of this exercise? Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 29, 2024 04:31 PM (7fElN) 173
Good news! The Barrel™ is back from the remediation shop. Bad news: they refused to service it.
Posted by: weft cut-loop * It needed an new thermocouple, orifice, ball valve, and six hydrocoptic marzlevanes. Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2024 *** It had a poor attitude too. Even Barrel Remediation shops have their limits as to how much abuse they can take. Posted by: Fani Willis, in an unguarded moment at January 29, 2024 04:31 PM (J2vNu) 174
153 I've written this before, but I can't stop being amazed that black politicians seem to have the drive to be more corrupt, faster than their white counterparts.
I've started to reconsider whether this is true. The biggest difference seems to be table manners. Crackers know what appearances require, and how to arrange it. Black politicians just seem less sophisticated at playing the game. They're all eating the same stolen meals, the white guys just know what that really small fork is called and what it is used for. Posted by: they know ----------- I rate that claim as mostly true but then again, much of the world drowns in political corruption and outsiders to the power structure try to grab what they can while they can. Insiders like legislators can play to the long grift to enhance family wealth. Biden and his family, however, is about as shameless as Fani while Hillary and Bill were smarter about hiding their grift in an NGO. Posted by: whig at January 29, 2024 04:32 PM (ZcPYF) 175
My son Beau did everythig possible to shootdown those MAGA drones that killed those American folks yesterday somethere near Iraq or someplace.
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 29, 2024 04:32 PM (Qfk4E) 176
What's the going rate today for exorcisms?
Posted by: ShainS I used to charge by the angel, but now I charge by the demon. -- Sandro Botticelli, from this morning's art thread Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 29, 2024 04:32 PM (9yWhg) 177
Is The Barrel sustainable?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 29, 2024 04:33 PM (9yWhg) Posted by: t-bird at January 29, 2024 04:33 PM (5q/cj) 179
Cans, rack, bazooms, jugs, tatas, milkers, the girls.
Posted by: Jordan61 ...... Tittimundos, breasticles, funbags, melons, the Twins Posted by: wth at January 29, 2024 04:33 PM (v0R5T) 180
Trump’s legal team then targeted Professor Peter Simi, who argued that the former president used “coded language” with his supporters prior to the January 6 Capitol Hill riot, which would therefore qualify as “insurrection.”
“This Court should not allow a candidate’s eligibility for the presidency to be determined or in any way affected by testimony from a sociology professor who claims an ability to decipher ‘coded’ messages,” the brief said. “The fact remains President Trump did not commit or participate in the unlawful acts that occurred at the Capitol, and this Court cannot tolerate a regime that allows a candidate’s eligibility for office to hinge on a trial court’s assessment of dubious expert-witness testimony or claims that President Trump has powers of telepathy,” it added. Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2024 04:33 PM (RHGPo) 181
It's an electric barrel! Of course it is!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2024 04:33 PM (cVt7n) 182
Well, well, fuckity-well...
@JMichaelWaller Jan 27 Biden’s Senior Director for Intelligence Programs on the White House National Security Council staff, Maher Bitar, was an official of @UNRWA while the group was providing material support to terrorism. Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2024 04:34 PM (IG4Id) 183
Ace, I truly applaud your efforts to expand and enhance my vocabulary, but the very word "Pustular" has put an image in my mind that has caused such a primal reflex to blot such image out.
Be careful of the Power that you wield. "With great vocabulary, comes great responsibility" Stuff Jefferson might have said Posted by: Picric at January 29, 2024 04:34 PM (UTJLB) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2024 04:34 PM (J2vNu) 185
I see. They are going to investigate but can't do anything about it.
Posted by: fd at January 29, 2024 04:34 PM (vFG9F) 186
Cans, rack, bazooms, jugs, tatas, milkers, the girls.
Posted by: Jordan61 ...... Tittimundos, breasticles, funbags, melons, the Twins Posted by: wth Those things that Bulgaroctonus had trouble getting access to Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 29, 2024 04:35 PM (9yWhg) 187
I usually leave my minge wedge out of my golf bag. So few shots call for it.
Posted by: mikeski at January 29, 2024 04:35 PM (D+yrB) 188
I was hoping for a Fanny post today.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 29, 2024 04:35 PM (BdMk6) Posted by: runner at January 29, 2024 04:35 PM (V13WU) Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 29, 2024 04:35 PM (bS7j7) 191
...but mostly tears
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2024 04:35 PM (V13WU) 192
Good news! The Barrel™ is back from the remediation shop. Bad news: they refused to service it.
Posted by: weft cut-loop It needed an new thermocouple, orifice, ball valve, and six hydrocoptic marzlevanes. Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2024 04:19 PM (qoGsy) And for God's sake, change the air filter. Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 29, 2024 04:35 PM (wtvvX) 193
Solution in the ME is simple............
Cry Havoc and let Israel release their dogs of war ....... Posted by: Ferd Berfall at January 29, 2024 04:36 PM (Qfk4E) 194
>>>Should the panel find Willis guilty of wrongdoing, its members can recommend changes to the state law or budget.
We need a petition to insist that Ace write the text of this new law. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 29, 2024 04:36 PM (hJm9K) 195
I see. They are going to investigate but can't do anything about it.
Posted by: fd at January 29, 2024 04:34 PM (vFG9F) Did they issue the committee with shake weights? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2024 04:36 PM (cVt7n) 196
172 However, the committee--slated to convene as soon as this week--can't directly sanction Willis on any discoveries, WTVC reported. Should the panel find Willis guilty of wrongdoing, its members can recommend changes to the state law or budget.
--- Then what's the point of this exercise? Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel -------- Impeachment is a power of the GA General Assembly and the Senate engaging in a committee hearing can gather evidence to be used as such or to be used judicially by defendants. The committee breaches the attorney work privilege for one thing for Fani and she and staff can be compelled to testify or be held in contempt. with both civil and criminal penalties. That could then include criminal charges down the road. Essentially it is pressure on Fani to end the case and turn it over to a special prosecutor picked by the association of Ga district prosecutors. Posted by: whig at January 29, 2024 04:36 PM (ZcPYF) 197
Cans, rack, bazooms, jugs, tatas, milkers, the girls.
Posted by: Jordan61 ...... Tittimundos, breasticles, funbags, melons, the Twins Posted by: wth at January 29, 2024 04:33 PM (v0R5T) Hooters, bazoombas, mammaries, honkers, yabbos, sweater puppies. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2024 04:37 PM (Rfp4v) 198
My son met Sen. Lankford at a scouting event last year. Based on the picture with him, the senator looks to be about 5'7" ish.
Posted by: Mishdog at January 29, 2024 04:37 PM (qBIuc) 199
Oh, of course he was...
@brandon_FST Jan 28 He was also Adam Schiff's advisor during the Trump impeachments. He was also in the Obama administration under Susan Rice Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2024 04:37 PM (IG4Id) 200
Is the barrel green? And I don't mean green because of mold.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 29, 2024 04:37 PM (Gf82x) 201
“The fact remains President Trump did not commit or participate in the unlawful acts that occurred at the Capitol, and this Court cannot tolerate a regime that allows a candidate’s eligibility for office to hinge on a trial court’s assessment of dubious expert-witness testimony or claims that President Trump has powers of telepathy,” it added.
--- If he didn't use telepathy then how else could he do it this is liberal applied "science" Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 29, 2024 04:37 PM (xw1WS) Posted by: fd at January 29, 2024 04:37 PM (vFG9F) 203
I vote boobs. Just off the top of my head: boobs, hooters, knockers, tits, sweater puppies.
Posted by: Jordan61 Don't forget jugs, cans, ta tas, mommy bags, fun bags. Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 29, 2024 04:38 PM (cRrcX) 204
Justice Department getting ready to have a DC grand jury indict everybody in congress who thinks Jan 6 was not the worst thing ever. MAGA traitors, all of 'em. Civil lawsuits to follow. Posted by: Auspex at January 29, 2024 04:38 PM (j4U/Z) 205
Cry Havoc and let Israel release their dogs of war .......
Posted by: Ferd Berfall I could go with releasing the sweater puppies of war. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 29, 2024 04:38 PM (9yWhg) Posted by: Archimedes at January 29, 2024 04:38 PM (CsUN+) 207
194 >>>Should the panel find Willis guilty of wrongdoing, its members can recommend changes to the state law or budget.
We need a petition to insist that Ace write the text of this new law. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 29, 2024 04:36 PM (hJm9K) Guaranteed it'd be both cruel AND unusual. Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 29, 2024 04:38 PM (wtvvX) 208
Good news! The Barrel™ is back from the remediation shop. Bad news: they refused to service it.
Posted by: weft cut-loop * It needed an new thermocouple, orifice, ball valve, and six hydrocoptic marzlevanes. Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2024 * And for God's sake, change the air filter. Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 29, 2024 *** I'll bet a good shade-tree mechanic could handle it. Does it take synthetic oil? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2024 04:39 PM (J2vNu) 209
169 She'll do what Hunter does, and ignore any subpoenas.
Posted by: Mr Gaga ------- Not in a federal court in GA but GOP dominated state leg and judicial system. Fani ultimately is expendable to the state GOP to quiet outrage against GA election fraud in 2018,2020, and 2022 that implicate Kemp and Ratshitburger as SoS. Posted by: whig at January 29, 2024 04:39 PM (ZcPYF) 210
Pointer Sisters
(chilly) Posted by: wth at January 29, 2024 04:40 PM (v0R5T) 211
Should the panel find Willis guilty of wrongdoing, its members can recommend changes to the state law or budget.
----------- Immediate Public Execution for public corruption -- post facto to include Fanni a la New York state's elimination of various statutes of limitations. Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 29, 2024 04:40 PM (NfvH/) 212
Hooters, bazoombas, mammaries, honkers, yabbos, sweater puppies.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2024 *** I'mma go all natural. Pineapples. Organic, naturally. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2024 04:40 PM (J2vNu) 213
If he didn't use telepathy then how else could he do it
this is liberal applied "science" Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 29, 2024 04:37 PM (xw1WS) --- Mass hypnosis. Seriously, watch them try to use this argument... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 29, 2024 04:40 PM (7fElN) 214
196 172 However, the committee--slated to convene as soon as this week--can't directly sanction Willis on any discoveries, WTVC reported. Should the panel find Willis guilty of wrongdoing, its members can recommend changes to the state law or budget.
--- Then what's the point of this exercise? Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel -------- Impeachment is a power of the GA General Assembly and the Senate engaging in a committee hearing can gather evidence to be used as such or to be used judicially by defendants. The committee breaches the attorney work privilege for one thing for Fani and she and staff can be compelled to testify or be held in contempt. with both civil and criminal penalties. That could then include criminal charges down the road. Essentially it is pressure on Fani to end the case and turn it over to a special prosecutor picked by the association of Ga district prosecutors. Posted by: whig at January 29, 2024 04:36 PM (ZcPYF) Thank you, whig! Posted by: m at January 29, 2024 04:40 PM (1BWJp) 215
197 Cans, rack, bazooms, jugs, tatas, milkers, the girls.
Posted by: Jordan61 ...... Tittimundos, breasticles, funbags, melons, the Twins Posted by: wth at January 29, 2024 04:33 PM (v0R5T) Hooters, bazoombas, mammaries, honkers, yabbos, sweater puppies. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2024 04:37 PM (Rfp4v) Golden globes Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 29, 2024 04:41 PM (wtvvX) 216
Bleeding after sex: Doctors explain...
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 29, 2024 04:42 PM (pZ64F) 217
Those killed were Sgt. William Jerome Rivers, 46, of Carrollton, Ga.; Spc. Kennedy Landon Sanders, 24, of Waycross, Ga.; and Spc. Breonna Alexsondria Moffett, 23, of Savannah, Ga. Did they all happen to work for a Fulton County, Ga plumbing firm specializing in late night toilet repairs in 2020? / I pre-condemn myself Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 29, 2024 04:42 PM (nIvob) 218
Has Tank weighed in on any of this? Her silence is deafening.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 29, 2024 04:42 PM (BdMk6) 219
Bums on the Bowery used to stand around a burn barrel in the winter. Is that still a thing? Looked like fun.
Posted by: Bum Wannabe at January 29, 2024 04:42 PM (V5BDR) 220
Ladies, don't be insulted at the sudden profusion of nicknames for, uh, female equipment. We're just having fun. Nothing mean in it.
(And I hope most of you are laughing along with the guys) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2024 04:42 PM (J2vNu) 221
I hear that The Barrell is well maintained by crack mechanic Gomer Pyle.
Because he has...let us say...ulterior motives. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 29, 2024 04:42 PM (9yWhg) 222
If he didn't use telepathy then how else could he do it
All Matters are issued secret decoder rings. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2024 04:43 PM (cVt7n) 223
Cans, rack, bazooms, jugs, tatas, milkers, the girls.
Tittimundos, breasticles, funbags, melons, the Twins Hooters, bazoombas, mammaries, honkers, yabbos, sweater puppies. ======================== My current fav: calcium cannons Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 29, 2024 04:43 PM (lPeS+) 224
Dammit. Way to go, Joe.
Posted by: fd at January 29, 2024 04:43 PM (vFG9F) 225
toronjas
Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2024 04:43 PM (7fmC8) 226
Man, the MSM is just chockfull of Republican pouncing and seizing today.
Posted by: mrp at January 29, 2024 04:43 PM (rj6Yv) 227
219 Bums on the Bowery used to stand around a burn barrel in the winter. Is that still a thing? Looked like fun.
------------------ In Italy, hoorkers warming themselves on the pier were known as Camp Fire Girls. This is how sailors talk. They are nasty. Posted by: Pudinhead at January 29, 2024 04:44 PM (pZ64F) 228
I asked Google to give me synonyms for vagina, to help Ace out, and you should have heard what the pleasant lady voice said to me.
I'm going to go stand in the corner. With my hands over my ears. Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 29, 2024 04:44 PM (UCfP+) 229
Has Tank weighed in on any of this? Her silence is deafening.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 29, 2024 04:42 PM (BdMk6) It's a very welcome treat, actually. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2024 04:44 PM (cVt7n) 230
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Justice Department getting ready to have a DC grand jury indict everybody in congress who thinks Jan 6 was not the worst thing ever. MAGA traitors, all of 'em. Civil lawsuits to follow. Posted by: Auspex If they are stupid enough to do that, they will end up escalating the chances of Civil War and probably those officers might end up impeached. The English Civil War started off that way. Posted by: whig at January 29, 2024 04:44 PM (ZcPYF) 231
Golden globes
Posted by: Tex Lovera This reminds me of that boobilicious chick that Seinfeld was dating in the 90s. Some caller on a radio show I was listening to described her as having "golden globes." What was her name? Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 29, 2024 04:45 PM (9yWhg) 232
Forty minutes, give or take two or three, until I can slide outta here.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2024 04:45 PM (J2vNu) Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2024 04:45 PM (7fmC8) 234
Anyone think Biden orders a strike inside Iran to look tough?
Posted by: Smooth Up InYa at January 29, 2024 04:45 PM (i228p) 235
Matters -->. Magats
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2024 04:45 PM (cVt7n) 236
$20. Same as in Valdosta.
Posted by: Just the punchline at January 29, 2024 04:45 PM (HfA+E) 237
223 Cans, rack, bazooms, jugs, tatas, milkers, the girls.
Tittimundos, breasticles, funbags, melons, the Twins Hooters, bazoombas, mammaries, honkers, yabbos, sweater puppies. ======================== My current fav: calcium cannons Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 29, 2024 04:43 PM (lPeS+) Winnebagos, Golden Bozos Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 29, 2024 04:46 PM (DTX3h) 238
I think Biden will get a bunch of American killed to look tough.
Posted by: fd at January 29, 2024 04:46 PM (vFG9F) 239
This reminds me of that boobilicious chick that Seinfeld was dating in the 90s. Some caller on a radio show I was listening to described her as having "golden globes." What was her name?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 29, 2024 *** Oh, the real life girl? Brunette with fair skin, I think? I'm blanking on her name too. Jessica something . . .? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2024 04:46 PM (J2vNu) 240
One team in particular, the ASC Tornadoes, set the world record for “most people on one moving motorcycle” in 2017, with a total of 58 riders.
Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2024 04:46 PM (RHGPo) 241
I guess Fani's glide path to the gubnorship hit a substantial patch of turbulence ... ... or is it turgidness? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 29, 2024 04:46 PM (xG4kz) 242
Desperation is the mother of stupidity. Posted by: Auspex at January 29, 2024 04:46 PM (j4U/Z) 243
Forty minutes, give or take two or three, until I can slide outta here.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius "Wolfus! Come here immediately! I need you to work all night!" -- Wolfus' boss Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 29, 2024 04:47 PM (9yWhg) 244
Thank you, whig!
Posted by: m You are welcome. Legislatures have a lot of power if they choose to exercise them. Most times they don't but the GA Assembly is getting a LOT of heat from the masses about the crap going on in Fulton county. Most people in GA hate Atlanta government and politicians anyway for their persistent corruption and inability to actually govern the city. Posted by: whig at January 29, 2024 04:47 PM (ZcPYF) 245
You had me at snizz.
Posted by: Darius Willis, Esq. at January 29, 2024 04:47 PM (UCfP+) 246
Forty minutes, give or take two or three, until I can slide outta here.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius * "Wolfus! Come here immediately! I need you to work all night!" -- Wolfus' boss Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 29, 2024 *** The horror . . . the horror . . . Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2024 04:48 PM (J2vNu) 247
Pics or it didn't happen
https://thumbs.worthpoint.com/zoom/images1/1/0916/14 /pre-king-kong-1930s-ingagi- gorilla_1_3e41c50db2b2efe4fa042786a534e7c8.jpg Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 29, 2024 04:48 PM (Fp05R) 248
Correction - Soldiers killed were two females and one male. All were black and from GA. Sometimes you have to see the pictures.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 29, 2024 04:48 PM (pZ64F) 249
Ladies, don't be insulted at the sudden profusion of nicknames for, uh, female equipment. We're just having fun. Nothing mean in it.
(And I hope most of you are laughing along with the guys) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2024 04:42 PM (J2vNu) ===== I mean, I started it. With the boob nicknames, anyway. Posted by: Jordan61 at January 29, 2024 04:48 PM (DRSnL) 250
>>>Should the panel find Willis guilty of wrongdoing, its members can recommend changes to the state law or budget.
We need a petition to insist that Ace write the text of this new law. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 29, 2024 04:36 PM (hJm9K) ---------------- The CROPS (Cruel Regulation of Pustular Snootches) Act. Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 29, 2024 04:48 PM (TAU4b) 251
Bribe'em is going to do two things about Iran. Jack and shit
Posted by: Ben Had at January 29, 2024 04:48 PM (i0qY3) 252
Twins of pleasure.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2024 04:49 PM (Rfp4v) 253
Justice Department getting ready to have a DC grand jury indict everybody in congress who thinks Jan 6 was not the worst thing ever.
MAGA traitors, all of 'em. Civil lawsuits to follow. Link? Posted by: Archimedes at January 29, 2024 04:49 PM (CsUN+) 254
Forty minutes, give or take two or three, until I can slide outta here. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere That's what special prosecutor Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esquire thought, too. WRONG! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 29, 2024 04:49 PM (xG4kz) 255
Oh, the real life girl? Brunette with fair skin, I think? I'm blanking on her name too. Jessica something . . .?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius She was, I think, barely legal and had great tracts of land. Founded a lingerie company, I think, with Jerry's help? Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 29, 2024 04:49 PM (9yWhg) 256
Terri Hatcher. They're real and they're spectacular!
Posted by: Seinfeld reference at January 29, 2024 04:49 PM (HfA+E) 257
Ladies, don't be insulted at the sudden profusion of nicknames for, uh, female equipment. We're just having fun. Nothing mean in it.
(And I hope most of you are laughing along with the guys) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2024 ===== I mean, I started it. With the boob nicknames, anyway. Posted by: Jordan61 at January 29, 2024 *** Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 could tell a dirty joke as well as anybody, and better than most. A sense of fun and of the ridiculous is important. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2024 04:50 PM (J2vNu) 258
" Soldiers killed were two females and one male. All were black and from GA. Sometimes you have to see the pictures.
Posted by: Pudinhead " Where's BLM on this? Posted by: fd at January 29, 2024 04:50 PM (vFG9F) 259
Should the panel find Willis guilty of wrongdoing, its members can recommend changes to the state law or budget.
------ State leg power is broader than that news story and includes impeachment and removal of all executive officials. Mirror image of US Constitution as far as impeachment powers. Posted by: whig at January 29, 2024 04:50 PM (ZcPYF) 260
wampedampberfuckalongas.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2024 04:50 PM (9UlRk) 261
I mean, I started it. With the boob nicknames, anyway.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 29, 2024 04:48 PM (DRSnL) A scene in Dharma and Greg: Dharma tells her friend that Greg named her boobs Lyle and Eric because they're a couple of killers. About busted my spleen laughing. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at January 29, 2024 04:50 PM (T/Lqj) 262
I guess Fani's glide path to the gubnorship hit a substantial patch of turbulence ... ... or is it turgidness? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 29, 2024 04:46 PM (xG4kz) Snatched away. Posted by: Darius Willis, Esq. at January 29, 2024 04:51 PM (UCfP+) Posted by: Pudinhead at January 29, 2024 04:51 PM (pZ64F) 264
Correction - Soldiers killed were two females and one male. All were black and from GA. Sometimes you have to see the pictures. Posted by: Pudinhead So much for Black Lives Matter, right, #FJB? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 29, 2024 04:51 PM (xG4kz) 265
Snizzz-Snazzz..... Cooter freshener.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 29, 2024 04:51 PM (Q4IgG) 266
Golden globes
Posted by: Tex Lovera kintama (金玉 is Japanese slang for testicles. (golden spheres) Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 29, 2024 04:51 PM (hJm9K) 267
Just watch out for GOPe Governor Brian Kemp. One wonders how the self-styled "Law and Order Man" will react to the formation of the committee and if he'll take any meaningful actions as the state's executive, once they present their findings.
Not holding my breath where that asshole is concerned. More than likely, he'll try to stymie their efforts in some manner or another. Posted by: Tracy at January 29, 2024 04:51 PM (xbo5+) Posted by: Seinfeld reference at January 29, 2024 04:51 PM (HfA+E) 269
Wiki: "In May 1993, days after his 39th birthday, Seinfeld met 17-year-old Shoshanna Lonstein in Central Park. After a brief conversation, he got her phone number. Lonstein was still a senior in high school and would turn 18 at the end of that month. Seinfeld and Lonstein dated for approximately four years, until 1997."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2024 04:51 PM (J2vNu) 270
You'd think, if you had the brains God gave geese, that wading into a political firestorm like this you'd take pains to be pure than the driven snow.
But then you'd be wrong. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2024 04:52 PM (cVt7n) 271
In an unexpected twist, Nathan Wade has revealed that Fani Willis refused to have sex with him when she was ovulating.
She had to decide Roe vs. Wade. Posted by: Muldoon at January 29, 2024 04:52 PM (991eG) Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at January 29, 2024 04:52 PM (Vu7A1) 273
I'm going to let my misogynistic freak flag fly and say this: women do not belong in a combat zone.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 29, 2024 04:53 PM (tT6L1) 274
The Fani Willis probe. Huh. Sounds like a cross between tossing the caber and darts.
Posted by: Paco at January 29, 2024 04:53 PM (njExo) 275
252 Twins of pleasure.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2024 04:49 PM (Rfp4v) WONDER TWINS, ACTIVATE!!! Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 29, 2024 04:54 PM (wtvvX) 276
273 I'm going to let my misogynistic freak flag fly and say this: women do not belong in a combat zone.
------------- You are both correct and a rayciss. Posted by: Pudinhead at January 29, 2024 04:54 PM (pZ64F) 277
I think more bloggers need to work terminology like "pustular snootch" into their headlines.
Posted by: Gryph at January 29, 2024 04:54 PM (aCVzN) 278
I'm late to the thread and don't want to spoil anyone's fun, but "mingy" is Brit for a combination of meager and stingy.
Posted by: Wenda at January 29, 2024 04:54 PM (wJ0Sm) 279
274 The Fani Willis probe. Huh. Sounds like a cross between tossing the caber and darts.
Posted by: Paco at January 29, 2024 04:53 PM (njExo) You know when you buy a house out in the country, and the bank makes you get a septic inspection done before they'll give you a mortgage? Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2024 04:55 PM (9UlRk) 280
270.
Narcissists get off on being caught and knowing there's not a goddam thing you can do about it. Posted by: Gryph at January 29, 2024 04:55 PM (aCVzN) 281
I knew there was a "Jessica" involved with Seinfeld somwhere: Jessica Sklar, whom he married in 1999.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2024 04:55 PM (J2vNu) 282
267 Just watch out for GOPe Governor Brian Kemp. One wonders how the self-styled "Law and Order Man" will react to the formation of the committee and if he'll take any meaningful actions as the state's executive, once they present their findings.
Not holding my breath where that asshole is concerned. More than likely, he'll try to stymie their efforts in some manner or another. Posted by: Tracy --------- I think he wants the case shut down because he is involved in the voter fraud at issue in the case and the risk of the defendants bringing in evidence that it is true is too much to risk. Bet he plans to run for Senate in 2026 against Ossoff. Someone in the GOP hierarchy probably fed that Fani information to Ashleigh Merchant ( the lawyer of a defendant named Roman) in order to pressure her off the case. Posted by: whig at January 29, 2024 04:56 PM (ZcPYF) 283
Noodus bidenia
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2024 04:56 PM (J2vNu) 284
Tittimundos, breasticles, funbags, melons, the Twins, Hooters, bazoombas, mammaries, honkers, yabbos, sweater puppies.
********** Wagshambas!!!!! Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger at January 29, 2024 04:56 PM (VTu1l) 285
271 In an unexpected twist, Nathan Wade has revealed that Fani Willis refused to have sex with him when she was ovulating.
She had to decide Roe vs. Wade. Posted by: Muldoon ------- Always count on you to provide humorous color commentary to any thread. Posted by: whig at January 29, 2024 04:57 PM (ZcPYF) 286
I mean, I started it. With the boob nicknames, anyway.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 29, 2024 04:48 PM (DRSnL) I started it, however, with my original question. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 29, 2024 04:59 PM (9yWhg) 287
Did Ace once mention a Bedazzled Snizz?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 29, 2024 05:07 PM (3aLWR) 288
The incident came just one day after Pelosi floated the idea that pro-Palestine protesters were paid for by Russia and called for an investigation.
Now she is telling protesters to go back to China. This woman has lost it. http://tinyurl.com/36ptkahw Posted by: redridinghood at January 29, 2024 03:58 PM (NpAcC) == It's the most coherent thing I've heard her say in a long time. Posted by: Black JEM at January 29, 2024 05:09 PM (GZYu7) 289
One of the ladies from church the other day said 'vajoozlebiscuit'.
I had to admit, that was a new one for me. Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2024 04:20 PM (qoGsy) Fun church! Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at January 29, 2024 05:17 PM (v23vE) 290
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