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Walking The RAZOR's Edge
Georgia Congressman Announces RAZOR Act to Support Texas' Right to Defend Its BorderAnother elected official from the Peach State is expressing his support for Texas in the form of legislation in the House. Rep. Mike Collins (R-Ga.), who I'm proud to say is my congressman, announced legislation that he will sponsor that aims to make sure the feds don't mess with Texas. "Representative Mike Collins (R-Ga.) announced that he will introduce the Restricting Administration Zealots from Obliging Raiders (RAZOR) Act," reads a press release from Colins' office. "The legislation would ban the federal government, including the U.S. Border Patrol, from removing or otherwise altering any state-constructed barriers installed to mitigate illegal immigration."Nice idea. Biden will never sign it, even if it did pass, but things like this are important to frame the debate.
Sky Scraper
The tallest building in the United States will be built in a city you've probably never been to
Plans to build the tallest skyscraper in the United States are shaping up in an unlikely metropolis: XXXXX. Developers at a real estate company are adjusting the already ambitious plans to construct the Boardwalk at Bricktown tower by a few hundred feet to make the building reach 1,907 feet high — which would make it the tallest in the countryGo on, guess the city. Then click through to see if you're right.
Fusion Cuisine
This is what I made for dinner tonight:
I made...Ukrainian tacos? Open faced pierogis? Pierogi dough, sauerkraut, kielbasa, sautéed onions with a dab of sour cream and sprinkled with crumbled bacon. #dinner pic.twitter.com/kU6HOtRCN4
— Dave's Not Here (@Weirddave0) January 26, 2024
Musical Interlude Because why the fuck not?
A Smart Military Blog Varyag degrees of success Enjoy the tale of a hapless Russian cruiser.
Growing up in the Anglosphere, it’s easy to assume that celebrating futile and needless defeat is a peculiarly British characteristic. After all, in the national imagination Dunkirk was a noble victory. Robert Falcon Scott was the bravest little ice cube in Antarctica. The commissioning of Mrs Brown’s Boys the cultural highlight of- well, okay. There are limits. For embracing sheer unrelenting misery as a national characteristic, however, one nation stands supreme: Russia. They’d love Mrs Brown’s Boys. They might even think of it as a comedy… And nothing, perhaps, captures this tendency quite as well as the story of the protected cruiser Varyag. Who could resist a rousing patriotic battlesong that says – loosely – “we’re all screwed”. Or in the slightly longer translation – Get up, you comrades, everyone to his place, the final parade is at hand.Appeasing The Football Gods
Our proud “Varyag” will not surrender to the enemy. No one wants mercy. I dunno about you, but if I were aboard Varyag I’d have a few questions there. Run me past that “mercy” bit again, could you? I’m sure we could take just a little bit of mercy? Just a taste? No? Suit yourself – I’ll be in the lifeboat.
5 weeks ago, a Buffalo fan fell into a pit where their new stadium is being built and the Bills won. The fans have thrown someone in the pit each week since
I have a source (Dr. Jerome Silberman) inside the ECMC Emergency Room that has informed me that, despite no reports shared by local media, they have seen a patient that has fallen into the pit on EVERY SINGLE GAMEDAY since the start of the Bills 5 game win streak.Their luck ran out last week when the Bills lost to the Chiefs. Maybe next year they should try a volcano.
Oh, No, Canada
Child Euthanasia without Parent Approval Pushed for Canada
If, however, a capable [legally underage] patient explicitly indicates that they do not want their family members involved in their decision-making, although healthcare providers may encourage the patient to reconsider and involve their family, ultimately the wishes of capable patients with respect to confidentiality must be respected. If we regard MAID as practically and ethically equivalent to other medical decisions that result in the end of life, then confidentiality regarding MAID should be managed in this same way. In order to protect staff members from potential violence and social harassment, we will not make public the names of the healthcare providers at The Hospital for Sick Children who have volunteered to provide MAID, nor will we disclose a full list of persons who comprised our working group.And remember, “depression” is one of the conditions for which they are allowed to kill you. So 16 year old Tommy gets dumped by his gf, he can go off to the...I don't want to say hospital, lets call it the MAID service, and get his shot. Boom boom, out go the lights. These people are sick. Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Glowies:
We will, however, as an institution, publicly discuss the provision of MAID in an effort to normalise this procedure and reduce social stigma for everyone involved. It is right and appropriate for this duty to fall to a well-resourced institution rather than rest on the shoulders of individual patients and providers.
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) January 26, 2024
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 25, 2024 10:01 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Ciampino - Day's Update #045a at January 25, 2024 10:01 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2024 10:01 PM (IaTa3)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 25, 2024 10:01 PM (/QIWP)
Posted by: mindful webworker - bordering on insanity at January 25, 2024 10:02 PM (jMZYm)
Posted by: GWB at January 25, 2024 10:02 PM (32nmx)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 25, 2024 10:02 PM (/QIWP)
Posted by: Theodore at January 25, 2024 10:02 PM (pGonq)
Evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at January 25, 2024 10:02 PM (Ym6Uc)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2024 10:03 PM (N9SfE)
Guess you can send illegals here
Posted by: Skip at January 25, 2024 10:03 PM (Ym6Uc)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2024 10:04 PM (N9SfE)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 25, 2024 10:04 PM (llON8)
Posted by: mindful webworker - continuously, almost at January 25, 2024 10:05 PM (jMZYm)
I read this at NTB earlier today. I'm not sure this is a good idea considering the city size tornadoes that blow through that state. Good luck, I guess.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 25, 2024 10:05 PM (AdHga)
-Alaska
Posted by: mindful webworker - continuously, almost at January 25, 2024 10:06 PM (jMZYm)
Posted by: Bricktown Tower at January 25, 2024 10:06 PM (5h/8D)
Posted by: a dude in MI at January 25, 2024 10:07 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2024 10:04 PM (N9SfE)
See 18
Posted by: a dude in MI at January 25, 2024 10:07 PM (+I6Y/)
good for them
Vermont could be persuaded. they can be surprising.
Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at January 25, 2024 10:07 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2024 10:04 PM (N9SfE)
Their granddaddies voted for the first Beshear and they still have the warm fuzzies from back then.
Or they're all just high on opioids. Could be both, I guess.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 25, 2024 10:08 PM (g0Y4p)
Nice idea. Biden will never sign it, even if it did pass, but things like this are important to frame the debate.
Indeed. Establishing an evolving consensus give the USSC an out when overriding their own precedent.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 25, 2024 10:08 PM (aD39U)
Guess you can send illegals here
Posted by: Skip
Send them to Philly, Pittsburgh, State College, and Harrisburg. Leave the rest of the state alone. Its got enough problems.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 25, 2024 10:08 PM (AdHga)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2024 10:04 PM (N9SfE)
See 18
Posted by: a dude in MI at January 25, 2024 10:07 PM (+I6Y/)
Don't forget Mitch!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 25, 2024 10:09 PM (hOUT3)
I can’t believe Sununu had the balls to sign on. Maybe he just noted the Tuesday primary results.
Which, BTW, Mrs. Red and I are partly to blame for..
Posted by: RI Red at January 25, 2024 10:09 PM (o33NW)
Might be interesting to gauge the raw political power.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 25, 2024 10:09 PM (HlyYF)
-- Isaiah 6:8
If called, I pray I don't wuss out.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2024 10:10 PM (IaTa3)
it would be a lot better if states like mine could do a little ... pruning
Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at January 25, 2024 10:10 PM (AcWfM)
They're proud of being white. They want to look intimidating with angry expressions and face tattoos. They're not covering up.
And they're not buying their stuff from the Gap.
Posted by: Nikki Haley - Texas is grateful the pro-freedom Good Guys won the Civil War at January 25, 2024 10:10 PM (k1AR8)
Posted by: Don Black at January 25, 2024 10:10 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 25, 2024 10:11 PM (PdM5S)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2024 10:11 PM (N9SfE)
Posted by: Master Blaster at January 25, 2024 10:11 PM (5h/8D)
I do not believe this invasion is polling well with the peasants ... and the peasants greatly outnumber the nobility pushing this crap down our throats.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 25, 2024 10:11 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: CapeFear at January 25, 2024 10:11 PM (CHQb/)
I'm proud of Texas, and proud of my (new) home state of TN for standing with them.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma Donald J Trump is our duly elected president at January 25, 2024 10:11 PM (l0Cy4)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 25, 2024 10:11 PM (llON8)
Posted by: RI Red
That's how. NH and AK connect to the rest of the sane states through Canada.
Who's going to stop them? The Canadian military?
* spit-take *
Posted by: mikeski at January 25, 2024 10:12 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: GWB at January 25, 2024 10:12 PM (32nmx)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2024 10:12 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: M. Robbie needs help finding letter from 300AD or so about healed people living to this very day at January 25, 2024 10:12 PM (k1AR8)
I think it might.
especially as 10 percent or more of employed people get rightsized this first quarter...tends to open the eyes
Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at January 25, 2024 10:13 PM (AcWfM)
Unless, y'know, you happen to live in that state!
🤠
Go on, guess the city.
And happened to read about this in a comment in an earlier thread!
😁
Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth & choice at January 25, 2024 10:13 PM (jMZYm)
They're proud of being white. They want to look intimidating with angry expressions and face tattoos. They're not covering up.
And they're not buying their stuff from the Gap.
Posted by: Nikki Haley - Texas is grateful the pro-freedom Good Guys won the Civil War at January 25, 2024 10:10 PM (k1AR
Gap sucks, we wear JCrew!
Posted by: Patriot Front Guy, Totes not a Fed at January 25, 2024 10:13 PM (llON8)
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'go light on NC boys, they're mostly with us'
_Gen. Sherman
Posted by: Braenyard at January 25, 2024 10:13 PM (PdM5S)
That's what they want, right?
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 25, 2024 10:13 PM (0W2kt)
I made some peanut butter cookies this afternoon. Three ingredients: ¾ cup peanut butter, ¾ cup sugar, 1 egg. Roll into ½-oz balls, flatten with a fork, bake at 350° for about ten minutes.
Those suckers are already gone except for two bags that I hid from myself for get-togethers this weekend.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 25, 2024 10:13 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 25, 2024 10:13 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Kayakers for Saving the Whales at January 25, 2024 10:14 PM (5h/8D)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2024 10:12 PM
I think that was the Patriot Front 'tards.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 25, 2024 10:14 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2024 10:15 PM (IFNME)
Posted by: Colorado at January 25, 2024 10:15 PM (oW/Lc)
Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at January 25, 2024 10:15 PM (i228p)
Turned out pretty tasty. Fish, sauce, cheese, and that Pico stuff.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 25, 2024 10:15 PM (aD39U)
I’d wager that NH and AK each have more gubs than Canada.
Posted by: RI Red at January 25, 2024 10:15 PM (o33NW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 25, 2024 10:15 PM (S5+ge)
Posted by: Nikki Haley - Texas is grateful the pro-freedom Good Guys won the Civil War at January 25, 2024 10:10 PM (k1AR
Gap sucks, we wear JCrew!
Posted by: Patriot Front Guy
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Abercrombie & Snitch
Posted by: screaming in digital at January 25, 2024 10:15 PM (i671v)
Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2024 10:16 PM (IFNME)
Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at January 25, 2024 10:15 PM (i228p
I'm sure someone somewhere is debating whether that's inciting an insurrection.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2024 10:16 PM (N9SfE)
But I got high.
Posted by: Colorado at January 25, 2024 10:15 PM (oW/Lc)
No way Polesucker or the mail-in legislature would support this. Outside Denver, Boulder and a couple other counties though...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 25, 2024 10:16 PM (llON8)
Posted by: M. Robbie needs help finding letter from 300AD or so about healed people living to this very day at January 25, 2024 10:16 PM (k1AR8)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 25, 2024 10:16 PM (EXyHK)
But I got high.
Posted by: Colorado
Heh! Colorado, the Towlie of States!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 25, 2024 10:17 PM (AdHga)
Posted by: test field at January 25, 2024 10:17 PM (GH9Yd)
They're proud of being white. They want to look intimidating with angry expressions and face tattoos. They're not covering up.
Posted by: Nikki Haley
Yeah, the days of "respectable banker by day, cross-burning KKK member by night" are over. "White supremacist" means skinhead neo-nazi gangster, now.
Posted by: mikeski at January 25, 2024 10:17 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Don Black at January 25, 2024 10:17 PM (geLO8)
It's a Patriot Front
It's a Patriot Front, it's a put on
It's a put on, it's a put on, it's a put on
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 25, 2024 10:18 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2024 10:18 PM (IaTa3)
Oh you are way too optimistic with this.
Part of it is the left trying to remove untermenschen but part of this is also a way to get rid of Epstein girls/boys. What happened to Sally? Oh she totally got depressed and had a doctor kill her. It totally wasn't because I was making her give my clients erotic massages.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 25, 2024 10:18 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2024 10:16 PM (IFNME)
Can he take a ride in a convertible in Dallas first?
Posted by: The Deep State at January 25, 2024 10:18 PM (oW/Lc)
Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2024 10:16 PM
And Barron Trump should make his political debut by water skiing past the red floating barrier!
(Just don't let him jump a shark.)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 25, 2024 10:18 PM (HlyYF)
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Ardy red the arcticle.
Surprised me. They must be planning on a boom after Obama's out of office.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 25, 2024 10:19 PM (PdM5S)
I am boosting my expectations for next year from 7-5 to 9-3.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 25, 2024 10:19 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: M. Robbie needs help finding letter from 300AD or so about healed people living to this very day at January 25, 2024 10:20 PM (k1AR8)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * stand and deliver at January 25, 2024 10:20 PM (Aw+oa)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 25, 2024 10:20 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Biggest Alfredo at January 25, 2024 10:21 PM (8cPKb)
Texas Is Wrathy
Texas Governors have a long history of dispute with the federal government about the border.
mindfulwebworks.com/radical/texas-is-wrathy
Austin, Tex. - "If I am compelled to take the situation in hand, I will do so vigorously. This state is bearing the burden of expense and suspense and the present federal policy towards thismindfulwebworks.com/radical/texas-is-wrathy state is an outrage. Definite action should [be] taken by the federal government and protection given by garrisons of troops or the government should advise us that nothing will be done and let us look out for ourselves. We will not hesitate to protect our people if we can be advised that the federal government will not do so."
TX Gov Colquitt
February 20, 1913
&
Erasing America
He has a pen, a phone, and most importantly, an eraser
mindfulwebworks.com/radical/erasing-america
Posted by: mindful webworker - bordering on civil angst at January 25, 2024 10:21 PM (jMZYm)
Posted by: mikeski at January 25, 2024 10:17 PM
So basically, part of the Democrat jew-hate coalition that they have diligently assembled through years of public school and college indoctrination?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 25, 2024 10:21 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Don Black at January 25, 2024 10:21 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 25, 2024 10:22 PM (S5+ge)
he needs to retire
he's lost a step
or more than just one step
Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at January 25, 2024 10:22 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: Montec at January 25, 2024 10:22 PM (U42yt)
Posted by: M. Robbie needs help finding letter from 300AD or so about healed people living to this very day at January 25, 2024 10:22 PM (k1AR8)
I think this is happening, hopefully it will be decent-sized
Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at January 25, 2024 10:22 PM (AcWfM)
Traditionally in Russian war movies, everyone dies by the end of the movie.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 25, 2024 10:23 PM (YAtuc)
It's a Patriot Front
It's a Patriot Front, it's a put on
It's a put on, it's a put on, it's a put on
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 25, 2024 10:18 PM
Great song, Bertram.
Anyone know if Townshend is a Commie? I like his music.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 25, 2024 10:23 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2024 10:23 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 25, 2024 10:23 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 25, 2024 10:20 PM (XV/Pl)
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I still tear up every time Fantine croaks out her last croak. What will happen to Cosette???
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 25, 2024 10:24 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 25, 2024 10:13 PM (63Dwl)
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Answer: Run a Plebiscite and see. The Left wouldn't dare.
Posted by: Ciampino - Day's Update #046 at January 25, 2024 10:24 PM (qfLjt)
>>They're proud of being white. They want to look intimidating with angry expressions and face tattoos. They're not covering up.
To the extent "white supremacy" exists, it mainly exists as a protection scheme in the racial jungles we call the prisons, and does not have wider cultural, institutional or political power.
It's essentially a leftist Maltese Falcon.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 25, 2024 10:24 PM (XV/Pl)
and eleven long haired Friends of Jesus in a chartreuse microbus.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 25, 2024 10:24 PM (aD39U)
Yes! Make your move, peasants! After we crush you, you'll be happy to eat the bugs!
Posted by: The Deep State, miscalculating at January 25, 2024 10:24 PM (oW/Lc)
Posted by: Montec at January 25, 2024 10:24 PM (U42yt)
So unlike our movies theirs are historically accurate?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 25, 2024 10:24 PM (ibTVg)
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We need a flag and a uniform, man.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 25, 2024 10:25 PM (bo7UB)
he's lost a step
or more than just one step
Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at January 25, 2024 10:22 PM (AcWfM)
He lost Brady.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 25, 2024 10:25 PM (R4t5M)
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That's also a very good point.
Posted by: M. Robbie needs help finding letter from 300AD or so about healed people living to this very day at January 25, 2024 10:25 PM (k1AR8)
https://mol.im/a/13008191
Posted by: Ciampino - Day's Update #047 at January 25, 2024 10:25 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 25, 2024 10:19 PM
A lawsuit win is forcing the removal of an entire nearby wind farm.
The Okies might be thinking, "Drill baby, drill!"
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 25, 2024 10:25 PM (HlyYF)
>>he needs to retire.
Indeed, he caught lightning in the bottle with Brady and there ain't going to be another Brady anytime soon.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 25, 2024 10:25 PM (XV/Pl)
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TX and FLare 2nd and 3rd in population. So yeah it may well be.
Posted by: Montec at January 25, 2024 10:26 PM (U42yt)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 25, 2024 10:26 PM (Y6IkP)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 25, 2024 10:26 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2024 10:26 PM (N9SfE)
Posted by: Son of Dad at January 25, 2024 10:26 PM (8JB5s)
https://t.co/lQPOiFiXRf
Posted by: Ciampino - Day's Update #048 at January 25, 2024 10:26 PM (qfLjt)
Very bad things happen to many French people
Act II
Most of them die
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 25, 2024 10:26 PM (8AONa)
Does the boat sink?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 25, 2024 10:26 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Screw your democracy mirror trick. We're a Republic. Democracy is for Greek homos.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * stand and deliver at January 25, 2024 10:27 PM (Aw+oa)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 25, 2024 10:27 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2024 10:26 PM (N9SfE)
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It's microfiber or nothing for me, and if pushed I will go "nothing"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 25, 2024 10:28 PM (X39qi)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 25, 2024 10:28 PM (XV/Pl)
https://mol.im/a/13008191
Posted by: Ciampino - Day's Update #047 at January 25, 2024 10:25 PM (qfLjt
Now do his victims.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2024 10:28 PM (N9SfE)
Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at January 25, 2024 10:28 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 25, 2024 10:28 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 25, 2024 10:29 PM (Y6IkP)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2024 10:29 PM (N9SfE)
agree totally wtf
Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at January 25, 2024 10:29 PM (AcWfM)
I hope so too. We have been very quiet while our country has been falling apart. There has been a lot of intimidation tactics used to keep us quiet. I hope many of us have learned that we cannot allow ourselves to be intimidated because they won't stop until we stand up to them.
"We" and "they" used loosely.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 25, 2024 10:29 PM (S5+ge)
Posted by: GWB at January 25, 2024 10:29 PM (32nmx)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 25, 2024 10:26 PM (Y6IkP)
***
I spent a lifetime one summer at Ft Sill.OK.
Gawd it was miserable.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2024 10:29 PM (W/lyH)
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Drawing and quartering was effective and it had an added air of theatricality.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 25, 2024 10:29 PM (X39qi)
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Can't please everybody.
Posted by: M. Robbie needs help finding letter from 300AD or so about healed people living to this very day at January 25, 2024 10:30 PM (k1AR8)
Gawd it was miserable.
Posted by: Diogenes
Fort Polk, Louisiana has entered the chat.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2024 10:30 PM (IaTa3)
In the excellent Russian TV series "Strafbat" (Punishment Battalion), everyone dies by the end of the movie except for the commander, who is last seen wandering around the corpses of his men.
Really cheery.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 25, 2024 10:30 PM (YAtuc)
I've seen posts on x for a truck convoy making its way thru Texas in support of the Governor's Proclamation.
and eleven long haired Friends of Jesus in a chartreuse microbus.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
Make CB radio great again.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 25, 2024 10:30 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at January 25, 2024 10:30 PM (AcWfM)
That's weird. I would have expected it to work in a few seconds. Obviously too much oxygen.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 25, 2024 10:30 PM (S/101)
1. hope it hurt
2. wtf nitrogen? blowing the fucker up like a tire?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 25, 2024 10:31 PM (q9UI0)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 25, 2024 10:29 PM
Even saved a little bit of pinewood for the cheap coffin!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 25, 2024 10:31 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2024 10:30 PM (IaTa3)
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Kwitcher bitchin and have a nice long draw of this cool water.
Posted by: Camp Lejeune at January 25, 2024 10:31 PM (X39qi)
Good for them.
Posted by: M. Robbie needs help finding letter from 300AD or so about healed people living to this very day at January 25, 2024 10:32 PM (k1AR8)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 25, 2024 10:32 PM (S5+ge)
Well, the Left managed to ban lethal injection by threatening drug companies and prison medical personnel, so this is what you get. This is on them.
OD them on fentanyl, and they would go out happy.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 25, 2024 10:32 PM (YAtuc)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2024 10:04 PM (N9SfE)
Democrat Governor, that's what.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 25, 2024 10:33 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 25, 2024 10:33 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 25, 2024 10:33 PM (S/101)
Gawd it was miserable.
Posted by: Diogenes
Fort Polk, Louisiana has entered the chat.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2024 10:30 PM (IaTa3)
Only took a weekend there to seem like a lifetime.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2024 10:33 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2024 10:29 PM (N9SfE)
Decorative penis gourds
Posted by: banana Dream at January 25, 2024 10:33 PM (Y6IkP)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 25, 2024 10:34 PM (R4t5M)
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the search for 'humane' methods of execution is solely to help soft-hearted people feel better about the death penalty
hanging and firing squads are scary and icky
let's make the condemned simply go to sleep
it'll be like he's not as dead had he had his neck snapped at the end of a rope
Posted by: Don Black at January 25, 2024 10:34 PM (geLO8)
HA HA!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 25, 2024 10:34 PM (llON8)
Posted by: M. Robbie needs help finding letter from 300AD or so about healed people living to this very day at January 25, 2024 10:34 PM (k1AR8)
Now do his victims.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
I think they're already dead?
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 25, 2024 10:34 PM (ycI94)
https://mol.im/a/13008191
Why do I suspect the limey poofters who wrote this made half of it up?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 25, 2024 10:34 PM (oW/Lc)
OD them on fentanyl, and they would go out happy.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 25, 2024 10:32 PM (YAtuc)
That's what I've been wondering! You hear them complain about not being able to get the right chemicals , hell you can buy that on any big city street corner, apparently. 10x lethal dose wouldn't be too hard.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 25, 2024 10:34 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 25, 2024 10:33 PM (S/101)
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Meh. So the executioner got stiffed for the tip.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 25, 2024 10:34 PM (X39qi)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 25, 2024 10:35 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 25, 2024 10:35 PM (S5+ge)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 25, 2024 10:35 PM (S/101)
Good for them.
Posted by: M. Robbie needs help finding letter from 300AD or so about healed people living to this very day at January 25, 2024 10:32 PM
I was thinking more along the lines of the eyelid clamps from A Clockwork Orange.
While he gets the gas, all of the relatives of the victims are flipping him the bird, and that is the last image imprinted on his pea-sized brain.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 25, 2024 10:35 PM (HlyYF)
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"And one giant leap for mankind"
Posted by: Neil Armstrong at January 25, 2024 10:35 PM (X39qi)
He died peacefully and in a world of joy and love.
Posted by: M. Robbie needs help finding letter from 300AD or so about healed people living to this very day at January 25, 2024 10:36 PM (k1AR8)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 25, 2024 10:35 PM (S/101)
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Not baby, comradski. Little girl maybe.
Posted by: Lavrenti Beria at January 25, 2024 10:36 PM (X39qi)
biggest bugs I have ever seen in my life
Posted by: BlackOrchid
And that was just on the Dependas living in the rentals outside of the main gate.
Not that I would know anything 'bout that.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2024 10:36 PM (IaTa3)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 25, 2024 10:35 PM (S/101)
We all wonder that, I think.
I'd probably tell nervous jokes.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2024 10:37 PM (N9SfE)
Posted by: M. Robbie needs help finding letter from 300AD or so about healed people living to this very day at January 25, 2024 10:34 PM (k1AR
ISWYDT
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 25, 2024 10:37 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 25, 2024 10:37 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 25, 2024 10:33 PM
I hope Jim Cantore isn't in your neighborhood.
Otherwise, you will have fresh spunk on your rose bushes and mailbox.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 25, 2024 10:37 PM (HlyYF)
HA HA!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
I'm a fighter, and I'm not going to quit. After tonight, Donald, it's a one person race! Yeah!!!
Posted by: Nikki Haley, reusing Iowa caucus speech with minor (still dumb) edits at January 25, 2024 10:37 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: 18-1 at
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They kept getting the weights wrong and pulled their heads off.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 25, 2024 10:37 PM (PdM5S)
I hope so too. We have been very quiet while our country has been falling apart. There has been a lot of intimidation tactics used to keep us quiet. I hope many of us have learned that we cannot allow ourselves to be intimidated because they won't stop until we stand up to them.
"We" and "they" used loosely.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 25, 2024 10:29 PM (S5+ge)
***
If it is, what are you/we doing to prepare. If it gets ugly, are you ready?
Who's in your team? What is your plan?
Etc...Etc...
Plan now!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2024 10:37 PM (W/lyH)
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His victim was beaten & stabbed. How long did it take her to die? I'm kinda OK with him suffering.
Oh, and if he can make idiotic pronouncements about a step back for humanity as if he's walking on the fucking moon, he's not suffering enough.
Posted by: screaming in digital at January 25, 2024 10:37 PM (i671v)
Just an FYI...Eastern Washington is as red as South Carolina.
We're just under occupation from the corrupt King, Snohomish, and Pierce Counties who rule us with an iron hand.
These 3 counties manufacture enough votes to make voting in WA meaningless.
Don't turn off the lights in Eastern Washington.
Posted by: Darrius at January 25, 2024 10:37 PM (MSxPN)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 25, 2024 10:38 PM (S6gqv)
HA HA!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
More correctly defined as last place.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * stand and deliver at January 25, 2024 10:38 PM (Aw+oa)
I give you the Tsarist protected cruiser Aurora.
Survived Tsushima. Was interred by the US briefly. Participated in the October Revolution. Survived the siege of Leningrad in World War II. And is today a museum.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 25, 2024 10:38 PM (wLwHF)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 25, 2024 10:38 PM (X39qi)
Although as a teachable moment, there's something positive to be said for public hangings!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 25, 2024 10:38 PM (hOUT3)
- Man who murdered a young lady by beating and stabbing her before likely doing any number of other humane things
Posted by: M. Robbie needs help finding letter from 300AD or so about healed people living to this very day at January 25, 2024 10:38 PM (k1AR8)
Dear FBI,
That was the lamest f*cking turnstile jumping I have ever seen. You pussies.
Love, Franpsycho
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 25, 2024 10:38 PM (RIvkX)
Your photoshop of Gov. Abbott of TEXAS is for the record
some lowbrow shit...FDR? REALLY
You understand that FDR was a closet socialist and a Fornicator in his little HOT SPRINGS episodes against his wife Eleanor among other things...like having press people arrested if they wrote bad things.
REALLY DAVE???
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 25, 2024 10:39 PM (TDvv2)
biggest bugs I have ever seen in my life
Posted by: BlackOrchid
That's Ft. JOHNSON now, you bigoted, backwards MAGA-tard!
Posted by: Modern Woke Army at January 25, 2024 10:39 PM (ycI94)
Bring back the CHAIR! The CHAIR! The CHAIR!
Posted by: Beavis at January 25, 2024 10:39 PM (8sMut)
HA HA!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
More correctly defined as last place.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * stand and deliver
Coveted position as "First Loser"!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 25, 2024 10:39 PM (hOUT3)
Where did they screw on the green valve stem cap, after?
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. Cheers!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 25, 2024 10:39 PM (e6UQI)
It would take five minutes to buy a lethal dose of fentanyl in downtown Portland.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 25, 2024 10:39 PM (YAtuc)
I wanna write the scripts for their performances.
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 25, 2024 10:35 PM
Good observation.
Now we know what happened to the lame Hollywood writers that got laid off during the strike.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 25, 2024 10:40 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 25, 2024 10:37 PM (PdM5S)
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 25, 2024 10:40 PM (oW/Lc)
Don't turn off the lights in Eastern Washington.
Posted by: Darrius
Spokane county gets more purple every election.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * stand and deliver at January 25, 2024 10:40 PM (Aw+oa)
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Seems like a needle full of air would be pretty much as cheap as it could get, and you wouldn't even need to wash the needle between executions.
Posted by: M. Robbie needs help finding letter from 300AD or so about healed people living to this very day at January 25, 2024 10:40 PM (k1AR8)
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 25, 2024 10:39 PM (TDvv2)
Meh, I'm going to have to vote the other way.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 25, 2024 10:40 PM (S/101)
Posted by: a dude in MI at January 25, 2024 10:40 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 25, 2024 10:40 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: Gov Abbott at January 25, 2024 10:40 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 25, 2024 10:37 PM (PdM5S)
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 25, 2024 10:40 PM (oW/Lc)
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WE GOT A ROLLER!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 25, 2024 10:41 PM (X39qi)
Posted by: M. Robbie needs help finding letter from 300AD or so about healed people living to this very day at January 25, 2024 10:41 PM (k1AR8)
Gassing someone through a mask is rather icky. Nitrogen would be quite humane if they didn't know when it was happening according to accounts of accidental nitrogen suffocations.
Posted by: PaleRider at January 25, 2024 10:41 PM (3cGpq)
Bring back the CHAIR! The CHAIR! The CHAIR!
Posted by: Beavis at January 25, 2024 10:39 PM (8sMut)
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You know the warden is an asshole when you find a tack on the electric chair.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2024 10:41 PM (W/lyH)
They kept getting the weights wrong and pulled their heads off.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 25, 2024 10:37 PM (PdM5S)
Back in Merrye Olde England, they didn't use any weights, they just put prisoners on a cart, tied a rope around their neck, drove the cart out from under them, and then all had a good laugh while they kicked and gurgled for about 30 minutes.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 25, 2024 10:41 PM (S6gqv)
During World War II they sank the Aurora at anchor so it couldn't be bombed - after removing any guns that were usable, of course.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 25, 2024 10:42 PM (YAtuc)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) Lord of the Run on Sentence at January 25, 2024 10:42 PM (S/101)
If it is, what are you/we doing to prepare. If it gets ugly, are you ready?
Who's in your team? What is your plan?
Etc...Etc...
Plan now!
Good questions.
And also, as I learned here: OPSEC, OPSEC, OPSEC.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 25, 2024 10:42 PM (S5+ge)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 25, 2024 10:42 PM (sJHOI)
Now it’s time to die
Burning in my brain
I can feel the flame…
- Metallica, “Ride the Lightning”
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 25, 2024 10:42 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 25, 2024 10:42 PM (wLwHF)
http://tinyurl.com/uvurbwbr
Posted by: logprof at January 25, 2024 10:43 PM (2h4Ku)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 25, 2024 10:43 PM (u73oe)
@akafacehots
I saw Taylor Swift endorsed Biden. Not very surprising since 95% of her songs are about choosing the wrong guy.
Posted by: Ciampino - Day's Update #049 at January 25, 2024 10:44 PM (qfLjt)
http://tinyurl.com/uvurbwbr
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o_O
Posted by: M. Robbie needs help finding letter from 300AD or so about healed people living to this very day at January 25, 2024 10:44 PM (k1AR8)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 25, 2024 10:41 PM (X39qi)
Quick!
Shut the door to the stairway!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2024 10:44 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 25, 2024 10:42 PM
Now contemplate (if you can) being married to Hillary!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 25, 2024 10:44 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 25, 2024 10:43 PM (u73oe)
Or: “How Nikki Haley Lost”. Not “How Trump Kicked Haley’s Ass”
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 25, 2024 10:45 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: a dude in MI at January 25, 2024 10:40 PM (+I6Y/)
or CO2? Greenhouse gas his ass right to oblivion
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 25, 2024 10:45 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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The English were a tough bunch then they lost their way.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 25, 2024 10:45 PM (PdM5S)
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 25, 2024 10:45 PM (TDvv2)
Just throwing out ideas here. Fentanyl laced hollowpoints.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 25, 2024 10:45 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * stand and deliver at January 25, 2024 10:45 PM (Aw+oa)
When you issue a statement like that, you *might* want to consider what constitutes moral behavior.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2024 10:45 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Outside of Life at January 25, 2024 10:45 PM (89Sog)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 25, 2024 10:45 PM (S/101)
🤮
Posted by: logprof at January 25, 2024 10:46 PM (2h4Ku)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 25, 2024 10:46 PM (wLwHF)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 25, 2024 10:47 PM (X39qi)
@akafacehots
I saw Taylor Swift endorsed Biden. Not very surprising since 95% of her songs are about choosing the wrong guy.
Posted by: Ciampino - Day's Update #049 at January 25, 2024 10:44 PM (qfLjt)
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I just got shushed by Mrs D for snorting put loud.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2024 10:47 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 25, 2024 10:47 PM (wLwHF)
Don't turn off the lights in Eastern Washington.
Posted by: Darrius
Merge Eastern WA with Idaho! Problem solved.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 25, 2024 10:47 PM (AdHga)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) Lord of the Run on Sentence at January 25, 2024 10:42 PM (S/101)
Angels With Dirty Faces
Posted by: DynamiteDan at January 25, 2024 10:47 PM (wHGZS)
http://tinyurl.com/3mrum7d4
Posted by: Ciampino - Day's Update #050 at January 25, 2024 10:48 PM (qfLjt)
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This isn't Little House on the Prairie. Someone has to know the Building Code.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 25, 2024 10:48 PM (X39qi)
Posted by: a dude in MI
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Dr. Kevorkian used it with great success.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2024 10:48 PM (XeU6L)
When you issue a statement like that, you *might* want to consider what constitutes moral behavior.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2024 10:45 PM
If you kill the depressed kid of some Dad with terminal cancer, he may just decide to get rid of every degreed degenerate that works at the facility ... just to make sure he gets the right ones for sure.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 25, 2024 10:48 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Don Black at January 25, 2024 10:49 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 25, 2024 10:49 PM (oW/Lc)
Posted by: Cicero
My favorite is Javert. Love all his songs
He knows his way in the dark
Mine is the way of the Lord
And those who follow the path of the righteous
Shall have their reward
And if they fall
As Lucifer fell
The flames
The sword!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 25, 2024 10:49 PM (V1Jl+)
January 25th, and it's almost muggy outside. Outside air is dripping wet, RH 100% with fog and condensation on everything. The air almost feels tropical.
From a low of 12F here less than a week ago, and now this, currently 65F.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 25, 2024 10:49 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: DynamiteDan at January 25, 2024 10:49 PM (wHGZS)
Don't turn off the lights in Eastern Washington.
Posted by: Darrius
Merge Eastern WA with Idaho! Problem solved.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 25, 2024 10:47 PM (AdHga)
Make the dividing line I-5.
That way I don't need to move.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2024 10:51 PM (W/lyH)
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That really is tragic.
I bet wherever she lives has built up a tolerance to bums so that someone flopped over on the ground is just Tuesday.
Posted by: M. Robbie needs help finding letter from 300AD or so about healed people living to this very day at January 25, 2024 10:51 PM (k1AR8)
@akafacehots
I saw Taylor Swift endorsed Biden. Not very surprising since 95% of her songs are about choosing the wrong guy.
Posted by: Ciampino - Day's Update #049 at January 25, 2024 10:44 PM (qfLjt)
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I just got shushed by Mrs D for snorting put loud.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2024 10:47 PM
I saw a two-picture meme of Travis Kelce that drew a shush from my wife.
First pic, Kelce out on the town holding Taylor Swift's hand. Second pic, a still from his commercial with two band-aids on his arm where he got both of Pfizer's vaccinations.
Tag line at the bottom, "Either way, this dude's heart is getting crushed!"
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 25, 2024 10:53 PM (HlyYF)
Not from the nitrogen. This was the devil biting him on the ass (as Tuco put it in The Good, the Bad, Abe the Ugly) until he passed out from lack of oxygen.
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at January 25, 2024 10:53 PM (wu87C)
October 13, 1660: Out to Charing Cross, to see Major-general Harrison hanged, drawn, and quartered; which was done there, he looking as cheerful as any man could do in that condition. He was presently cut down, and his head and heart shown to the people, at which there was great shouts of joy.
Posted by: Samuel Pepys Diary at January 25, 2024 10:53 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: mikeski at January 25, 2024 10:54 PM (DgGvY)
Wondering if Benny Hinn is on the BOD.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * stand and deliver at January 25, 2024 10:45 PM (Aw+oa
--Don't know that name, but all I see is Church Inc. coopting the Holy Spirit's job title.
Vomitus.
Posted by: logprof at January 25, 2024 10:54 PM (2h4Ku)
It's a power play pic and nobody made a power play better than FDR.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 25, 2024 10:54 PM (PdM5S)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I stand with Israel and all Jews everywhere at January 25, 2024 10:55 PM (DE1F9)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Would you wear someone else's?
Posted by: mikeski at January 25, 2024 10:54 PM (DgGvY)
I'm glad they aren't required at the bowling alley.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 25, 2024 10:55 PM (S/101)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Would you wear someone else's?
Posted by: mikeski at January 25, 2024 10:54 PM (DgGvY)
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Joke's on you. Cod is a federally-protected species.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 25, 2024 10:56 PM (X39qi)
Outta be the Horde Anthem.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2024 10:56 PM (W/lyH)
Is that real or did you just put that out there for the halibut?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 25, 2024 10:57 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 25, 2024 10:55 PM (S/101)
They have spray.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 25, 2024 10:57 PM (R4t5M)
The Ukrainian stripped it and raffled it off, selling the hulk to the heathen yellow Chinese, who turned it into their first operational carrier.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2024 10:57 PM (0FoWg)
Go read on Findlaw the fact section of the appeals of these scumbags. It will cure you of any pity over their plight.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 25, 2024 10:58 PM (MoZTd)
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So finny. Now scrod off.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 25, 2024 10:59 PM (X39qi)
Posted by: PaleRider at January 25, 2024 10:41 PM (3cGpq)
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Hydrogen cyanide was the gas. California gas chamber.
Nitrogen under pressure gives you a 'high' - nitrogen narcosis sometimes seen in divers going too deep. Put the criminal in a pressure chamber as used for 'the bends' and fill it with nitrogen.
I do like the Fentanyl - 10-20mg and it's done.
Posted by: Ciampino - Day's Update #051 at January 25, 2024 10:59 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Nikki Haley - Texas is grateful the pro-freedom Good Guys won the Civil War at January 25, 2024 10:10 PM (k1AR
They also don't act like a gaggle of new interns trying to figure out how to run a copy machine
Posted by: Kindltot sez Atlavey Ooma-Kasma at January 25, 2024 10:59 PM (D7oie)
1. Gov. Abbott's resistance to Biden
2. Judge told the Feds "Hands off our gas stoves"
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 25, 2024 10:59 PM (bEZCn)
He knows his way in the dark
Mine is the way of the Lord
And those who follow the path of the righteous
Shall have their reward
And if they fall
As Lucifer fell
The flames
The sword!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 25, 2024 10:49 PM (V1Jl+)
He's the best baritone and I can hit all the notes really well.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 25, 2024 10:59 PM (Y6IkP)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
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Turn the HVAC up to 75 for a little while - dry the house out and kill any viruses floating around.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 25, 2024 10:59 PM (PdM5S)
Posted by: Cicero
I wasn't sure what this was in reference to, until I realized you were likely referencing the execution.
Thankfully God does take defective returns.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 25, 2024 11:00 PM (S5+ge)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at January 25, 2024 11:00 PM (MvATi)
https://t.co/P3na1nYAQo
Posted by: Ciampino - Day's Update #052 at January 25, 2024 11:00 PM (qfLjt)
Actually...I do so much like the UTAH method.
FIRING SQUAD!!
Let the heinous PERP HEAR what's coming as they chamber in the rounds
"SHALcK...SHALcK CLINK...TIC..."BOOOM"
The PHYSICAL THUDS, The EARS Suffer from the blasts...pain...much pain and then fading consciousness..(do they think about what they are dying for?) onto room temperature... done.
Yeah...that's a GOOD WAY.
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 25, 2024 11:01 PM (TDvv2)
--Tundra. Long nights, vast featureless plains.
Imagine all that living by candlelight for decades.
Posted by: logprof at January 25, 2024 11:01 PM (2h4Ku)
http://tinyurl.com/yfb537ju
Posted by: Ciampino - Day's Update #053 at January 25, 2024 11:02 PM (qfLjt)
Just sayin'...
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 25, 2024 11:02 PM (oW/Lc)
Posted by: DynamiteDan
Fantastic stuff.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2024 11:02 PM (IaTa3)
And presume to lecture us about our duty.
Posted by: Pete Bog at January 25, 2024 11:02 PM (cIGuF)
It's not too bad inside the house, yet. RH is holding at 55%. If it hits 60%, I just might bump the A/C on. In Januaru.
I did run the A/C one time in Nov of 2022. We had a little warm spell. High about 80F that day. That evening, RH got into the 60% range.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 25, 2024 11:02 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: N at January 25, 2024 11:02 PM (RjBju)
Vomitus.
Posted by: logprof
Faith healer grifter from the 80's. Guy has a multimillion dollar mansion with a 20 car garage and 20 cars in the garage. Early version of name it and claim it.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * stand and deliver at January 25, 2024 11:02 PM (Aw+oa)
FIRING SQUAD!!
That's a Mormon thing, right? No repentance without the shedding of blood or something.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 25, 2024 11:03 PM (S/101)
Posted by: PaleRider at January 25, 2024 10:41 PM (3cGpq)
Dad was one of the spectators at the last lethal chamber executions in Oregon, he worked at one of the Salem papers at the time. It was Hydrogen Cyanide, they dropped the pellets in a bucket of acid under the chair.
Dad had gone the day or so before the execution to review the area for another article, and when the Warden had his back turned, Dad sat in the chair and had his photographer snap a picture of it. He had that picture framed, but Mom wouldn't let him put it up in the house, so he hung it on the door of the fruit room until they divorced.
When he died I got a number of requests for copies from family
Posted by: Kindltot sez Atlavey Ooma-Kasma at January 25, 2024 11:03 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Ciampino - Day's Update #054 at January 25, 2024 11:03 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 25, 2024 11:03 PM (S5+ge)
2nd http://tinyurl.com/279n4va7
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
3rd # 11 on Bad Blue I called it on Ace's thread this afternoon
Posted by: Skip at January 25, 2024 11:04 PM (Ym6Uc)
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Don't you mean Manny Quinn?
Posted by: Rose at January 25, 2024 11:04 PM (X39qi)
Posted by: SMOD 2024 at January 25, 2024 11:04 PM (Y2NGV)
https://t.co/QDPTHlnNfo
Posted by: Ciampino - Day's Update #055 at January 25, 2024 11:04 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: N at January 25, 2024 11:06 PM (RjBju)
https://t.co/QDPTHlnNfo
Posted by: Ciampino - Day's Update #055 at January 25, 2024 11:04 PM (qfLjt)
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Would that be Indomitable or Irrepressible? Panel?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 25, 2024 11:06 PM (X39qi)
Posted by: bof at January 25, 2024 11:07 PM (y3lx/)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * stand and deliver at January 25, 2024 11:02 PM (Aw+oa)
--Fun Fact:
Greta Thunberg has nine cars
Posted by: logprof at January 25, 2024 11:07 PM (2h4Ku)
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The wheels are coming off at Boeing!
Posted by: Samuel Pepys Diary at January 25, 2024 11:08 PM (XeU6L)
http://tinyurl.com/yfb537ju
Posted by: Ciampino - Day's Update #053 at January 25, 2024 11:02 PM (qfLjt)
I'm no fan of Boeing's DEI policies, but isn't this likely the fault of Delta maintenance? Still, a bad look for Boeing.
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 25, 2024 11:08 PM (XXgge)
Say....are we the baddies?
Posted by: Canadian Healthcare Workers, surveying dead children they killed at January 25, 2024 11:08 PM (ycI94)
Mom wouldn't let him put it up in the house, so he hung it on the door of the fruit room until they divorced.
I've never heard of a fruit room.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 25, 2024 11:08 PM (63Dwl)
Seattle awarding BLM $10 million for burning down Seattle
Posted by: Skip at January 25, 2024 11:08 PM (Ym6Uc)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 25, 2024 11:09 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
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Jim Baker?
Posted by: Samuel Pepys Diary at January 25, 2024 11:09 PM (XeU6L)
https://t.co/QDPTHlnNfo
Posted by: Ciampino - Day's
I like your style, son.
Posted by: Zombie Marion Barry at January 25, 2024 11:10 PM (ycI94)
"For those destined for the Gulag, the start of their journey was arrest."
Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2024 11:10 PM (IaTa3)
https://t.co/QDPTHlnNfo
--A moment to remember a more innocent time?
https://youtu.be/n1qvRtuYWF8?si=vKQpujiFOgbPfOKL
Posted by: logprof at January 25, 2024 11:10 PM (2h4Ku)
Posted by: bof
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I was going with Ames, IA
/Pepys
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2024 11:10 PM (XeU6L)
https://t.co/P3na1nYAQo
Posted by: Ciampino - Day's Update #052 at January 25, 2024 11:00 PM (qfLjt)
I totally believed him. I feel........
violated
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 25, 2024 11:12 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: logprof at January 25, 2024 11:07 PM (2h4Ku)
If there's any justice, she'll be buried in all of them.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2024 11:12 PM (0FoWg)
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When most of your constituents have gone to prison it probably is a resume enhancer.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 25, 2024 11:12 PM (X39qi)
Rookie.
Posted by: Jay Leno at January 25, 2024 11:12 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 25, 2024 11:13 PM (V1Jl+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 25, 2024 11:08 PM (63Dwl)
It is the cool insulated pantry for both storing canned goods, pickle crocks and veggies. Here the water table is at about three inches in the winter, and fruit cellars don't cut it.
Dad's house was a very old farmhouse and it still had some of the original amenities when we moved in
Posted by: Kindltot sez Atlavey Ooma-Kasma at January 25, 2024 11:15 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 25, 2024 11:15 PM (TDvv2)
The Atlas 747 with the flaming engine? Check the maintenance logs.
Ditto with the Delta 757, someone did not torque the lugs I guess or maybe over-torqued them.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 25, 2024 11:15 PM (wLwHF)
https://shorturl.at/eqtCI
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 25, 2024 11:15 PM (llON8)
https://mol.im/a/13008191
Posted by: Ciampino - Day's Update #047 at January 25, 2024 10:25 PM (qfLjt
--
Look, we tear apart, limb by limb, and stick a sharp tool into the brain - yes I'm talking babies in the womb - so why can't a bloody criminal suffer a bit of discomfort when executed? I would even give them a choice: hanging, plain ol' Fentanyl or gassing. Nothing bloody like firing squad as then someone has a mess to clean up. Electric chair is disgusting for the others, with the smell of burnt meat, shit and pee.
Posted by: Ciampino - Day's Update #056 at January 25, 2024 11:16 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 25, 2024 11:16 PM (wLwHF)
Just sayin'...
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
There was a accident years ago of a professional arborist that had one of his young sons helping him around the job site. The poor little guy got caught up in a branch and was quickly pulled into the chipper.
https://youtu.be/bG1tOGCztYU?si=XaT4iYUS_mdZxwkX&t=30
Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2024 11:16 PM (IaTa3)
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 25, 2024 11:16 PM (TDvv2)
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Probably from the time they put him in the chair to death. They ramped up the nitrogen content slowly. Somewhere around 16% O2 level you pass out. At around 10% you are dead.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 25, 2024 11:17 PM (cMXNt)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * stand and deliver at January 25, 2024 10:45 PM (Aw+oa
Youtube Benny Hinn the force and lightsaber..tehfunny. about as believeable.
Posted by: a dude in MI at January 25, 2024 11:17 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Skip at January 25, 2024 11:18 PM (Ym6Uc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 25, 2024 11:16 PM (wLwHF)
A Russian answers the frantic knocking on the door at 2 AM:
Get out! The building is on fire!
Thank God! I thought you were the KGB!
Posted by: Kindltot sez Atlavey Ooma-Kasma at January 25, 2024 11:18 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 25, 2024 11:19 PM (wLwHF)
https://shorturl.at/eqtCI
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 25, 2024 11:15 PM (llON
That can't be Bollywood. I didn't see a single dance number - I expected them to be dancing on the wings of the jets while they flew.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 25, 2024 11:20 PM (S6gqv)
http://tinyurl.com/2txnwdxa
Posted by: Ciampino - Day's Update #057 at January 25, 2024 11:20 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 25, 2024 11:20 PM (V1Jl+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 25, 2024 11:21 PM (wLwHF)
There was a accident years ago of a professional arborist that had one of his young sons helping him around the job site. The poor little guy got caught up in a branch and was quickly pulled into the chipper.
Someone mentioned that here some time back and I couldn't get it out of my mind for a while.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 25, 2024 11:21 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: logprof at January 25, 2024 11:21 PM (2h4Ku)
Posted by: a dude in MI at January 25, 2024 10:40 PM (+I6Y/)
That's getting a little to close to Nazi mass execution methods. It's why the gas chamber has been retired. Personally, I thought the gas chamber was a terrible idea for an execution method. CO is just anther version of the Nazis CO vans and their T4 program.
As far as execution methods go, the firing squad still has my vote. Yeah, the one with the blank cartridge knows, but it's a quickly efficient and relatively cheap method of putting down a rabid dog.
Posted by: RickZ at January 25, 2024 11:21 PM (emlEe)
We had a 'root cellar' in the basement of the farmhouse when the canned goods, cabbages, potatoes and root crops were stored. Also, the 'apple cellar' for the apples - dirt floors, stone walls, no light.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2024 11:22 PM (IaTa3)
That hypocrite smokes two packs a day
Man, livin' at home is such a drag
Now, your mom threw away your best porno mag (busted)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 25, 2024 11:22 PM (J3ryZ)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at January 25, 2024 11:22 PM (y7zkd)
http://tinyurl.com/2txnwdxa
Posted by: Ciampino - Day's Update #057 at January 25, 2024 11:20 PM (qfLjt)
It would have been a snap, the Russian engineers and the Cuban "volunteers" were already aiding SWAPO. Oh, and the Chinese were teaching "interdiction" tactics from what I understand.
Posted by: Kindltot sez Atlavey Ooma-Kasma at January 25, 2024 11:22 PM (D7oie)
The Ukrainian stripped it and raffled it off, selling the hulk to the heathen yellow Chinese, who turned it into their first operational carrier.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
_________
If the peat-burning Admiral Kuznetsov is any indication, it's no stealth ship.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 25, 2024 11:23 PM (MoZTd)
"Prepared under the auspices of the Carnegie Endowment for International Peace."
___________
Was Alger Hiss the author?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 25, 2024 11:26 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: raimondo at January 25, 2024 11:27 PM (yh3Zt)
Posted by: Skip at January 25, 2024 11:27 PM (Ym6Uc)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 25, 2024 11:28 PM (X39qi)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2024 10:04 PM (N9SfE)
And South Carolina. Is it the water? Holy moly.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 25, 2024 11:28 PM (Saib+)
Posted by: mindful webworker - bordering
I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
Posted by: Don Quixote at January 25, 2024 11:28 PM (lpvLE)
https://mol.im/a/13008191
Posted by: Ciampino - Day's Update #047 at January 25, 2024 10:25 PM (qfLjt
This was stupid, should have been pure Nitrogen or Helium all at once. Halon can kill you in a couple of minutes... another thing which displaces Oxygen.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 25, 2024 11:29 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2024 11:30 PM (0FoWg)
I'd like to do something for those Texans down at Eagle Pass standing in the breach to staunch the invasion. I'm thinking they might like to have some pizzas and drinks (or, hey, breakfast tacos) delivered to them. I'd certainly like to be able to buy some and have that done from my semi haven here in NY.
My problem is not knowing any of the logistics, from this distance. Google maps shows there are plenty of pizza shops but it's best if it close to where the State Guard is operating. Are there any morons who live near there willing to take up the attempt to link up a willing pizza shop (or two) and an outfit (or more) whose command will accept delivery?
Actually, it doesn't even need to be Eagle Pass. If it gets started in one place, I think it will spread along the border rapidly. It just needs to be kick-started. Good news travels fast.
So, anyone in the vicinity of the border who has ongoing border patrols and patronizes a pizza shop that's willing to deliver put the shop's name and package details in the ONT so I can place an order.
Posted by: Dusty at January 25, 2024 11:30 PM (EGBtd)
There is no melodramatic ass-foolery when a firing squad is properly kitted.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 25, 2024 11:30 PM (J3ryZ)
Posted by: Decaf at January 25, 2024 11:31 PM (3JfbU)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2024 11:31 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Romeo13
iirc 250mg of Morphine, etc. There are a million ways to do this. One more thing the leftists have fooked up.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2024 11:31 PM (IaTa3)
I am not sure OKC is the best place to put it, in the way of massive EF5 tornadoes, though.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 25, 2024 11:32 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 25, 2024 11:33 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Romeo13
India had trained elephants that would crush the head of the condemned as he was chained to the ground. Might be kinda fun, AND piss of even more Lefty activists.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 25, 2024 11:34 PM (ycI94)
I can’t believe Sununu had the balls to sign on. Maybe he just noted the Tuesday primary results.
Which, BTW, Mrs. Red and I are partly to blame for.
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Me too, RI RED!!
Posted by: GraniteLady at January 25, 2024 11:34 PM (ksFgO)
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 25, 2024 11:34 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Romeo13
iirc 250mg of Morphine, etc. There are a million ways to do this. One more thing the leftists have fooked up.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2024 11:31 PM (IaTa3)
I sadly have some family history with this, but the preferred method of suicide amongst the suicide clubs in the midwest (yes, they exist) is a plastic bag, a hose, and a tank of helium.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 25, 2024 11:34 PM (xaFKb)
Sorry but with a FIRING SQUAD
Appropriate Rifle...my choice would be a 223 Remington bolt action chambered in Winchester Ballistic Silvertip .223 Ammo 55gr at 15 feet with five rifles.
The perp's heart is in fact "obliterated" without exit from the torso or maybe one or two small punch throughs into the sand bag propped directly behind the perp.
Clean up is a "flop the body in the bag." and turn out the lights for the most part.
That's my call.
Any dissenting?
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 25, 2024 11:35 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2024 11:36 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 25, 2024 11:33 PM (xaFKb)
Makes sense. The more he's out there, the more footage of crowds waiting hours to see him we get. The more the GOPe sees of Trump, the more they see that this is not their party anymore.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 25, 2024 11:36 PM (Saib+)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2024 11:36 PM (IaTa3)
Posted by: All Boxed Up at January 25, 2024 11:37 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Dusty at January 25, 2024 11:30 PM (EGBtd)
Buy Morales Tacos.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 25, 2024 11:37 PM (R4t5M)
They took 26 YEARS to execute this guy. That is just stupid.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 25, 2024 11:37 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 25, 2024 11:38 PM (dZVON)
They took 26 YEARS to execute this guy. That is just stupid.
Posted by: Romeo13
__________
*polite cough*
36 years.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 25, 2024 11:38 PM (MoZTd)
Someone mentioned that here some time back and I couldn't get it out of my mind for a while.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Friend has a tree removal business. We do a clean up at church every fall. You can run an 8 inch diameter log through his chipper and it barely skips a beat. There are multiple safety features to prevent accidental sausage making. Had a neighbor years ago running a screw splitter off his tractor pto to split his firewood. Strap of his overalls got caught by the screw and it took his leg clean off, 6 inches above the knee.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * stand and deliver at January 25, 2024 11:38 PM (Aw+oa)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2024 11:38 PM (XeU6L)
Makes sense. The more he's out there, the more footage of crowds waiting hours to see him we get.
__________
I thought the media had a blackout of Trump's speeches.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 25, 2024 11:39 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 25, 2024 11:40 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2024 11:31 PM (IaTa3)
Now you're making their drugs of choice the state's execution method. A little too close to reality, I guess.
Posted by: RickZ at January 25, 2024 11:40 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at January 25, 2024 11:41 PM (oW/Lc)
They took 26 YEARS to execute this guy. That is just stupid.
Posted by: Romeo13
__________
*polite cough*
36 years.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 25, 2024 11:38 PM (MoZTd)
AHHHH MATH!!!!!
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 25, 2024 11:43 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 25, 2024 11:34 PM (ycI94)
In India (but elsewhere, too), the British army did a lot of executions by the 'blown from a canon' method. It's a firing squad write large. One is tied to the front end of a canon, using the wheel spokes to secure the condemned tightly, then the fuse is lit. Bit messy, though.
Posted by: RickZ at January 25, 2024 11:44 PM (emlEe)
https://youtu.be/UBHdXmVhbUw?si=jeZGE5mQY4Ll_xwq
Posted by: Kindltot sez Atlavey Ooma-Kasma at January 25, 2024 11:45 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 25, 2024 11:34 PM (ycI94)
Death by cannon?
Posted by: a dude in MI at January 25, 2024 11:45 PM (+I6Y/)
http://tinyurl.com/2txnwdxa
Posted by: Ciampino - Day's Update #057 at January 25, 2024 11:20 PM (qfLjt)
Maybe that's why the RSA built a few atom bombs (5-6) on the quiet. If it got invaded it could unleash Armageddon on the invaders. Retaliation wouldn't work as you'd kill orders of magnitude more Blacks than Whites.
The 60s was soon after Cuban Missile Fiasco, Gary Powers of U2 'fame' and JFK assassination. There was no real detente with the USSR. There would not have been any joint invasion. Maybe one or the other. We couldn't beat N. Korea so I think we would have lost against a determined few million of a White pissed-off population. Remember the Boers beat the British before.
Posted by: Ciampino - Day's Update #059 at January 25, 2024 11:45 PM (qfLjt)
https://shorturl.at/eqtCI
I find the patriotism refreshing. We could use. Bit of that over here.
Posted by: Weirddave at January 25, 2024 11:46 PM (N9aB3)
(this one made me literally LOL)
http://tinyurl.com/3kjpcvhh
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 25, 2024 11:47 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 25, 2024 11:33 PM (xaFKb)
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Makes sense. The more he's out there, the more footage of crowds waiting hours to see him we get. The more the GOPe sees of Trump, the more they see that this is not their party anymore.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 25, 2024 11:36 PM (Saib+)
Plus, with Trump out there campaigning/speaking, eventually the corporate media embargo of him will have to stop. That is to say, they'll have to cover him. With Fani's imminent downfall, this will give them a major case of the sadz.
Posted by: RickZ at January 25, 2024 11:47 PM (emlEe)
And that's how far gone our justice has become.
Even obvious scum duly tried and convicted know they can tie up the system with multiple appeals.
The lawyer trade...the good and the ugly.
Need some serious re-regulating but where to start.
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 25, 2024 11:48 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: mindful webworker - Popeye impersonator at January 25, 2024 11:49 PM (jMZYm)
The Cologuard and Jardiance commercials are two the worst current ones saturating the air waves. The rolly-polly fat girl singing "Jardiance is really swell, the little pill with the big story to tell" is just special.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 25, 2024 11:50 PM (w6EFb)
HA! You do remember! I can not help but be touched.
https://ace.mu.nu/archives/366442.php (Don't comment on old threads. You'd have to work at it to do so, but don't)
Posted by: Weirddave at January 25, 2024 11:50 PM (N9aB3)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2024 11:51 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 25, 2024 11:51 PM (V1Jl+)
Remember...there are still millions of Americans that have not lost sight on what happened in 2020.
That is why you have ...this.
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 25, 2024 11:52 PM (TDvv2)
https://youtu.be/mlyVD6YnQ-I?si=kj8qVSzv3byMPBDj
A lot of Japan's sci-fi is inappropriately jazzy. (Code Geass I can't even watch again) But I can enjoy it on its own. A bit of Gary Moore type wailing going on.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 25, 2024 11:53 PM (lhenN)
I am not sure OKC is the best place to put it, in the way of massive EF5 tornadoes, though.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker
EF5 and about 3+ miles wide.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 25, 2024 11:55 PM (AdHga)
I fried pigs feet last Saturday. Recipe called for deep frying but I put two inches of oil in my cast iron and called it good. Approaching the stove to turn those bad boys over took no small amount of disregard for my personal safety. About an inch below and to the left of my eye is a small blister from the oil shrapnel that came in on my final sortie...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at January 25, 2024 11:56 PM (NAi0z)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 25, 2024 11:57 PM (R4t5M)
The killers got their wish, removing her feeding tube. And I remember how they kept saying that starving her to death was "Painless". Pain-free... for the two weeks it took before she died.
Maybe make that the next execution method? Just starve the murders. One last meal, sedate them, then sew up their mouths. Keep them in solitary confinement for a month or two, however long it takes to 'peacefully' pass.
If it was good enough for a poor woman who was never convicted of a crime, why not for those on Death Row?
Posted by: Another Anon at January 25, 2024 11:58 PM (hwP7U)
This softer version is funnier than the original IMHO. However...
Slim Picken's line above is the greatest line Mel Brooks had ever written.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 25, 2024 11:59 PM (lhenN)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at January 25, 2024 11:56 PM (NAi0z)
Cooking is a full contact sport. When I'm dicing potatoes, I just hate when I unknowingly bleed on them. Yeah, the blood'll get cooked right proper in the pan but still . . . .
Posted by: RickZ at January 25, 2024 11:59 PM (emlEe)
That's a fair question even here.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 26, 2024 12:00 AM (S/101)
January 25th, and it's almost muggy outside. Outside air is dripping wet, RH 100% with fog and condensation on everything. The air almost feels tropical.
From a low of 12F here less than a week ago, and now this, currently 65F.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 25, 2024 10:49 PM (w6EFb)
99% humidity here, with 37F.
Heavy fog all day. Ground is mushy: it rained most of November and all of December (feels like), then snow, negative F, now rain .
It's miserable.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 26, 2024 12:01 AM (Rbu5d)
" but Russian lit is godawful depressing. And it isn't limited to post Revolution stuff, which would at least be an excuse."
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I stand with Israel and all Jews everywhere at January 25, 2024 10:55 PM (DE1F9)
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Considering the perpetual cold and the awful quantity and quality of the food ...... enough said. O, and you can either eat or drink your potatoes.
Posted by: Ciampino - nothing much changed at January 26, 2024 12:03 AM (qfLjt)
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That's a fair question even here.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 26, 2024 12:00 AM (S/101)
Even worse, especially after some of the social media 10/7 rantings, it's a fair question for our own medical 'professionals'.
Posted by: RickZ at January 26, 2024 12:03 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Montec at January 26, 2024 12:03 AM (U42yt)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 26, 2024 12:04 AM (lF5hE)
Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2024 12:04 AM (Ym6Uc)
I'm no fan of Boeing's DEI policies, but isn't this likely the fault of Delta maintenance? Still, a bad look for Boeing.
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 25, 2024 11:08 PM (XXgge)
Boeing DEI is involved in training maintenance workers as well as making spare parts, writing manuals, etc.
Posted by: Montec at January 26, 2024 12:05 AM (U42yt)
Super Atragon main theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKizuUSuEmY
Space Battleship Yamato theme by the Japanese Navy Self Defense Force band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQbMEgfo5To
Or maybe the SMS theme song from Macross Frontier.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQbnTulbpZY
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 26, 2024 12:07 AM (wLwHF)
Is that real or did you just put that out there for the halibut?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 25, 2024 10:57 PM (dZVON)
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In this plaice we don't talk about halitosis but we do BO.
Posted by: Ciampino - I'm shocked I tell you at January 26, 2024 12:07 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Skip
Could the Pagoda serve as his Mount Olympus?
Posted by: Tonypete at January 26, 2024 12:08 AM (IaTa3)
Willowed:: Posted by: Tom Servo at January 25, 2024 09:45 PM (S6gqv)
The smart play would be to work it out in the courts. No physical action.
But that presupposes intelligence instead of fascistic desire for absolute control.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 25, 2024 09:48 PM (gSZYf)
==
The courts are at this point out of the game - SCOTUS will let the Circuit keep messing with it, and the Circuit found for Texas. Roberts doesn't want this coming back anytime soon - it would be a circus, with the three most formidable court minds - Gorsuch, Alito, and Thomas - against him. Thomas might even ask a bunch of questions just to make Roberts look bad.
Posted by: Black JEM at January 26, 2024 12:12 AM (UVyKP)
http://tinyurl.com/3945dwcf
Posted by: Sock Monkey * stand and deliver at January 26, 2024 12:12 AM (Aw+oa)
No shit?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 25, 2024 11:38 PM (dZVON)
Pro tip: Do not write "Box 1 of 3" on the sample box because apparently it "delays processing the sample," and is also, "really immature."
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 26, 2024 12:14 AM (z+89e)
Posted by: Montec at January 26, 2024 12:05 AM (U42yt)
How To Maintain Wing Bolts:
1) If you are a white male, we somehow missed you earlier: You're fired.
2) If you identify as a woman today and can't handle the stress, get the black guy to do it, unless he thinks your request is racially motivated . . .
And the plane maintenance? Yeah, that doesn't matter. What's a few crashed airplanes? It's good for Mother Gaia. Actual humans though? Not so much.
Welcome to WEF DEI Land. It's never going to end well.
Posted by: RickZ at January 26, 2024 12:17 AM (emlEe)
Ok, I'll play.
Couple decades ago, my BF's uncle did himself in. (BF found the body)
Pills all over the kitchen floor, kitchen faucet still running. Pooped underwear in the bathroom. Tools strewn around the attached garage entry. Uncle was in his pickup, in the garage. Garage door closed. Several vacuum cleaner hoses screwed/taped together and leading from tailpipe to cab, through the wing-window and into uncle's mouth.
We figure he took a bunch of pills, but then came-to (with messy underwear) and then went to his plan B?
BF had nightmares for weeks. Said what he saw was *very ugly*.
Uncle was a brilliant man, who'd lost the love of his life years before, had no children... and had been to his Dr the day before. Bad news, perhaps?
Posted by: JQ at January 26, 2024 12:18 AM (njWTi)
Mom wouldn't let him put it up in the house, so he hung it on the door of the fruit room until they divorced.
I've never heard of a fruit room.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 25, 2024 11:08 PM (63Dwl)
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That's where you house your queer relations.
Posted by: Ciampino - I'm shocked I tell you! at January 26, 2024 12:19 AM (qfLjt)
Funding for the war in Ukraine is endangered!
And Trump is to blame!
(sets hair on fire)
Posted by: The Wall St. Journal at January 26, 2024 12:21 AM (MeG8a)
If everything gets sporty I would like it known that I strongly encourage Texas to invade New Mexico. I even have a Lone Star flag ready to go on a moments notice and a nice collection of Jerry Jeff Walker albums.
Posted by: Lost in Space at January 26, 2024 12:23 AM (c2MGA)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 25, 2024 11:08 PM (63Dwl)
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That's where you house your queer relations.
Posted by: Ciampino - I'm shocked I tell you! at January 26, 2024 12:19 AM (qfLjt)
If the fruit room is where you house your queer relations, do you house your tranny relations in the garage?
Posted by: RickZ at January 26, 2024 12:23 AM (emlEe)
Of course, they would say no. But, doing so (and them reacting in the negative) gives Abbott great political cover when he buses more and more illegals into their biggest cities. With each load...he can recite their response. And, the residents there won't be as belligerent as the politicians...Abbott won't take the heat for that...the governors of those states will be the subject of ridicule of their own legal residents.
Posted by: Orson at January 26, 2024 12:25 AM (dIske)
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 26, 2024 12:26 AM (TDvv2)
IMHO, this is a 21st Century battle of States' Rights versus The Leviathan (Mostly Unelected) Federal Bureaucracy Ignoring Federal Law. The States versus the U.S. Government. This can get real sporty real quick.
Posted by: RickZ at January 26, 2024 12:34 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: RI Red
Yup, they've got premiers in the Great White North's provinces. Not sure on the territories, can't remember Nunavut.
Posted by: Toronto May Be Fictional at January 26, 2024 12:38 AM (XCNCp)
http://tinyurl.com/5227hm5y
Posted by: old chick at January 26, 2024 12:41 AM (sOete)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 26, 2024 12:41 AM (lhenN)
Posted by: Toronto May Be Fictional at January 26, 2024 12:38 AM (XCNCp)
Yukon a be kidding me, right?
Posted by: RickZ at January 26, 2024 12:42 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 26, 2024 12:48 AM (TDvv2)
But, we all have seen the fking slippery slopes and know it would soon be corrupted, perhaps even be made mandatory.
Therefore: no go.
Posted by: JQ at January 26, 2024 12:49 AM (njWTi)
https://t.co/7CFnXaiaUf
Posted by: Ciampino - I'm shocked at January 26, 2024 12:55 AM (qfLjt)
https://youtu.be/PyosK5bielo?si=3f37RQK_RwYI7dTc
The artwork from that show is inspired by Bruce Timm.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 26, 2024 12:56 AM (lhenN)
I think an opportunity is being overlooked. I'd like to see Governor Abbott very publicly INVITE Illinois, New York and Massachusetts to join in supporting his efforts on the border.
Posted by: Orson
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I have all KINDS of fantasies about not letting that border crisis go to waste.
One is that Abbott plays the blue-city mayors against each other. He says to Eric Adams, "Make a public speech admitting Trump was right and Biden is a disaster, or I'll send another ten busloads to... CHICAGO."
Adams fails to do it, so Abbott says "Here's your ten busloads courtesy of Eric Adams, Chicago!"
That's just a game, of course, but I really would like Abbott to extract some declarations from these desperate Dem governors and mayors about Trump's and Biden's border policies.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 26, 2024 12:58 AM (PoRhL)
But, we all have seen the fking slippery slopes and know it would soon be corrupted, perhaps even be made mandatory.
Therefore: no go.
Posted by: JQ at January 26, 2024 12:49 AM (njWTi)
Whose 'choice'? Family members anxious at seeing their inheritance eaten up by medical bills?
Slippery slope, indeed.
Posted by: RickZ at January 26, 2024 12:58 AM (emlEe)
Sailer's Law of Mass Shootings
If there are more killed than wounded, then the shooter is likely not black.
If there are more wounded than killed, then the shooter is likely black.
Posted by: docweasel at January 26, 2024 01:02 AM (MuhwE)
Dementia? Nope... patient must be of sound mind to make the choice, like any other legal decision.
Posted by: JQ at January 26, 2024 01:03 AM (njWTi)
Wut? No love for NH?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 26, 2024 01:03 AM (ynpvh)
http://tinyurl.com/5hwm5mrd
Back in the 60s the Kenya Riot Police used billy-clubs and liked to break collarbones with them. Can't do much with a broken collarbone except groan.
Posted by: Ciampino - Odd place for a pali protest at January 26, 2024 01:04 AM (qfLjt)
Unfortunately, maid in one form or another is already available in the USA and as Minnesota prepares to legalize it, shows no sign of slowing down.
Posted by: old chick at January 26, 2024 01:06 AM (sOete)
But, we all have seen the fking slippery slopes and know it would soon be corrupted, perhaps even be made mandatory.
Therefore: no go.
Posted by: JQ at January 26, 2024 12:49 AM (njWTi)
Whose 'choice'? Family members anxious at seeing their inheritance eaten up by medical bills?
Slippery slope, indeed.
Posted by: RickZ at January 26, 2024 12:58 AM (emlEe)
I remember when there were no car seatbelt laws.
Then Kali decided that you should wear the seatbelt for safety, but it wasn't mandatory.
Then it was mandatory, but you wouldn't be ticketed unless you were pulled over for some other violation.
Then they could ticket you for not wearing your seatbelt.
Amazing how the ratchet goes...
But don't get me wrong, wearing seatbelts is the smart thing to do.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 26, 2024 01:07 AM (ynpvh)
http://tinyurl.com/2cvnfnnz
Posted by: pay no attention to the man behind the curtain at January 26, 2024 01:07 AM (MeG8a)
Unfortunately, maid in one form or another is already available in the USA and as Minnesota prepares to legalize it, shows no sign of slowing down.
Posted by: old chick at January 26, 2024 01:06 AM (sOete)
::: Canada has entered the chat :::
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 26, 2024 01:07 AM (ynpvh)
https://mol.im/a/13008285
Posted by: Ciampino - whoever at January 26, 2024 01:08 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: JQ at January 26, 2024 01:08 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ at January 26, 2024 01:03 AM (njWTi)
Never underestimate the power of family pressure in making such a decision. 'C'mon, Dad, . . ."
Posted by: RickZ at January 26, 2024 01:08 AM (emlEe)
http://tinyurl.com/2cvnfnnz
Posted by: pay no attention to the man behind the curtain at January 26, 2024 01:07 AM (MeG8a)
"Durka, Durka, Mohammed, Jihad!"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 26, 2024 01:08 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: JQ at January 26, 2024 01:03 AM (njWTi)
Never underestimate the power of family pressure in making such a decision. 'C'mon, Dad, . . ."
Posted by: RickZ at January 26, 2024 01:08 AM (emlEe)
And if that doesn't work, file for Conservatorship if Dad.
"Why yes, putting down ol' Dad is what's best for him"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 26, 2024 01:09 AM (ynpvh)
https://mol.im/a/13007437
Posted by: Ciampino - Day's Update #058 at January 26, 2024 01:10 AM (qfLjt)
If somebody *really* wants to die, there's no stopping them. BF's uncle, for example.
Posted by: JQ at January 26, 2024 01:10 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ at January 26, 2024 01:11 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2024 01:11 AM (XeU6L)
If somebody *really* wants to die, there's no stopping them. BF's uncle, for example.
Posted by: JQ at January 26, 2024 01:10 AM (njWTi)
It was the MAID, using the coercive power of Gov't in the hospital!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 26, 2024 01:12 AM (ynpvh)
http://tinyurl.com/y4tjpt82
Posted by: Ciampino - Day's Update #059 at January 26, 2024 01:12 AM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/13008097
Is this a different set of officials?
Posted by: Ciampino - Day's Update #060 at January 26, 2024 01:14 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2024 01:11 AM (XeU6L)
I am. I have my moments when the feeling of missing here is worst...but life goes own. The house seems emptier without her, just like when she would go on trips for her Cancer treatments, except now, it seems that feeling will go on forever (or the rest of my life, which feels like the same thing.
Keeping busy. Making roast chicken and potatoes in the juices (kids' request). Monday I finalize some of the funeral arrangements. Contacted one insurance company and they're sending me paperwork to send back with a copy of the death cert in about 7 to 10 days. Other one (current company)? Well, it changed January 1st, and HR is trying to figure it out. Sheesh.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 26, 2024 01:15 AM (ynpvh)
http://tinyurl.com/2cvnfnnz
Posted by: pay no attention to the man behind the curtain at January 26, 2024 01:07 AM (MeG8a)
None of the license plates are from CA.
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at January 26, 2024 01:16 AM (wu87C)
It was the MAID, using the coercive power of Gov't in the hospital!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 26, 2024 01:12 AM (ynpvh)
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So, no longer the BUTLER did it eh?
Posted by: Ciampino - Yellow paperbacks all at January 26, 2024 01:17 AM (qfLjt)
Went to check conditions there, and now I'm seeing ads for 'all the hotels close to Dodge Ridge', but showing Dodge Cars.
AI.... baffling.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 26, 2024 01:20 AM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2024 01:22 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2024 01:22 AM (XeU6L)
Thank you.
The kids are...handling it in their own way. Older one got to talk to his Mom hour before she passed (she was unconscious, but my belief is she could still hear him). He said he wanted to talk to her alone because he didn't want me to see him get emotional.
Younger one (17) was hit harder. He's more emotional than older brother. He still won't fix his issues
son: "I accept it's my fault"
me: "but unless you do something to fix it, you haven't taken responsibility!"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 26, 2024 01:26 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: JQ at January 26, 2024 01:27 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Half Dozen at January 26, 2024 01:28 AM (eHovo)
http://tinyurl.com/2cvnfnnz
Posted by: pay no attention to the man behind the curtain at January 26, 2024 01:07 AM (MeG8a)
None of the license plates are from CA.
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline
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wtaf? That's not far from Mitt Romney's place.
Every license plate I could make out was from CA, but I don't get what's going on there. Two vehicles with flashing lights. Someone called the cops and they just sat there and watched the invasion?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 26, 2024 01:30 AM (PoRhL)
Posted by: JQ at January 26, 2024 01:27 AM (njWTi)
It was fairly quick. Her breathing went from deep slow to fast shallow, but she didn't seem to be in any pain. The breathing got shallower and shallower...then stopped.
I was holding her hand, telling her how much I loved her and how our marriage had been a good one, and that, if she'd still have me, I'd do it all over again with her.
It was a good passing.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 26, 2024 01:31 AM (ynpvh)
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Every license plate I could make out was from CA, but I don't get what's going on there. Two vehicles with flashing lights. Someone called the cops and they just sat there and watched the invasion?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 26, 2024 01:30 AM (PoRhL)
You expected the cops to do immigration work?
"Hey, grab me another donut, rookie"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 26, 2024 01:32 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: JQ at January 26, 2024 01:33 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: a dude in MI at January 26, 2024 01:34 AM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: a dude in MI at January 26, 2024 01:34 AM (+I6Y/)
In the days leading up to her passing, she was making exhalation noise, but when I started reading to her it would stop. Even when she'd have surgeries, she was comforted by my presence, and I hope it was the same when she passed.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 26, 2024 01:36 AM (ynpvh)
Gawd it was miserable.
Posted by: Diogenes
Fort Polk, Louisiana has entered the chat.
Posted by: Tonypete
+1 for Oklahoma sux because Texas blows.
Worst six weeks of my life were '87 warrant officer entry course @ fort sill.
Of course, that's what put me where i am in life now though.
Jeet Sweasus, i am shite faced. No more posting for me.
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 26, 2024 01:36 AM (3CCua)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 26, 2024 01:36 AM (ynpvh)
Im sure of it. May she Rest in Peace.
Posted by: a dude in MI at January 26, 2024 01:37 AM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: JQ at January 26, 2024 01:40 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 26, 2024 01:43 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 26, 2024 01:43 AM (Sgq8y)
How are you doing?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 26, 2024 01:44 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: JQ at January 26, 2024 01:46 AM (njWTi)
Currently it would take 2/3 of the States to approve a change. Get that number up to 31 and now we are talking.
Posted by: vic at January 26, 2024 01:52 AM (A5THL)
Currently it would take 2/3 of the States to approve a change. Get that number up to 31 and now we are talking.
Posted by: vic at January 26, 2024 01:52 AM (A5THL)
Which are the 51st and 52nd state?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 26, 2024 01:53 AM (ynpvh)
The State of Ignorance and the State of Confusion.
Both are very solidly (D).
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 26, 2024 01:56 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Adriane the Critic . . . at January 26, 2024 01:56 AM (4Winp)
Posted by: JQ at January 26, 2024 01:56 AM (njWTi)
DC and Puerto Rico, of course! /s
Posted by: JQ at January 26, 2024 01:56 AM (njWTi)
We're 53rd.
Posted by: Guam, Still Right Side Up at January 26, 2024 02:00 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: vic at January 26, 2024 02:00 AM (A5THL)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at January 26, 2024 02:02 AM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 26, 2024 02:02 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: vic at January 26, 2024 02:03 AM (A5THL)
You expected the cops to do immigration work?
"Hey, grab me another donut, rookie"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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Weirdest effing thing I ever saw. Those men appeared to be wearing the same thing and carrying a similar bag or pack of some sort. Chinese?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 26, 2024 02:05 AM (PoRhL)
They still don't want to, they just want the benefits of belonging.
Posted by: rednotgreen at January 26, 2024 02:10 AM (RCAte)
Thank you in advance. 💔💔💔
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at January 26, 2024 02:15 AM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Shai in Tel Aviv at January 26, 2024 02:17 AM (ICBH/)
Glow little glow-worm, turn the key on
You are equipped with taillight neon
You've got a cute vest pocket Mazda
Which you can make both slow and faster
I don't know who you took a shine to
Or who you're out to make a sign to
I got a gal that I love so
Glow little glow-worm, glow
Glow little glow-worm, glow
Glow little glow-worm, glow
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 26, 2024 02:18 AM (MlDiq)
Posted by: Shai in Tel Aviv at January 26, 2024 02:19 AM (ICBH/)
Posted by: JQ at January 26, 2024 02:21 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Shai in Tel Aviv at January 26, 2024 02:26 AM (ICBH/)
http://tinyurl.com/2j3nvnxm
Posted by: Ciampino - a beating was needed at January 26, 2024 02:26 AM (qfLjt)
But first that long drive home
Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2024 02:27 AM (XZOGA)
Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2024 02:28 AM (XZOGA)
Posted by: vic at January 26, 2024 02:29 AM (A5THL)
The killers got their wish, removing her feeding tube. And I remember how they kept saying that starving her to death was "Painless". Pain-free... for the two weeks it took before she died.
Maybe make that the next execution method? Just starve the murders. One last meal, sedate them, then sew up their mouths. Keep them in solitary confinement for a month or two, however long it takes to 'peacefully' pass.
If it was good enough for a poor woman who was never convicted of a crime, why not for those on Death Row?
Posted by: Another Anon
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I am quite interested in signing up for your newsletter.
Posted by: Nikki Haley - Thank goodness the right-thinking level-headed pro-freedom Good Guys won the Civil Wa at January 26, 2024 02:29 AM (f6xX0)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at January 26, 2024 02:31 AM (JrYM1)
Posted by: rednotgreen at January 26, 2024 02:31 AM (RCAte)
Posted by: Adriane the Critic . . . at January 26, 2024 02:35 AM (4Winp)
They're big in San Fransisco.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 25, 2024 11:09 PM (w6EFb)
Check your weedwhacker at the door.
Posted by: JT at January 26, 2024 02:36 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: JT at January 26, 2024 02:36 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: JT at January 26, 2024 02:37 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: JT at January 26, 2024 02:38 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Adriane the Critic . . . at January 26, 2024 02:39 AM (4Winp)
Posted by: Toronto May Be Fictional at January 26, 2024 02:40 AM (XCNCp)
Posted by: Shai in Tel Aviv at January 26, 2024 02:40 AM (ICBH/)
http://tinyurl.com/2j3nvnxm
Posted by: Ciampino - a beating was needed at January 26, 2024 02:26 AM (qfLjt)
Shoulda sprayed him down with holy water; might have made him melt.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 26, 2024 02:41 AM (ynpvh)
https://trib.al/FOJu1LV
Posted by: Ciampino - Day's Update #061 at January 26, 2024 02:43 AM (qfLjt)
Tabernacle! (Even Quebecois cuss-words are off-puttingly weird.)
Posted by: Toronto May Be Fictional at January 26, 2024 02:45 AM (XCNCp)
https://trib.al/FOJu1LV
Posted by: Ciampino - Day's Update #061 at January 26, 2024 02:43 AM (qfLjt)
To be fair those toothpicks are made from sweet potato/corn starch, and when fried look like green Cheetos.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 26, 2024 02:48 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 26, 2024 02:48 AM (L8hCM)
https://trib.al/FOJu1LV
Posted by: Ciampino
South Korea's version of the Tide Pod 'epidemic' from a few years ago? This timeline is retarded.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 26, 2024 02:49 AM (AdHga)
Night all.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 26, 2024 02:49 AM (ynpvh)
Good luck in dealing w/ all the arrangements, sounds like you have a handle on it. I have seen after the initial business of dealing w/ matters it is sometimes then a real sense of loss sets it. Hope you avoid that and prayers up from here for you and your family.
Posted by: Farmer at January 26, 2024 02:49 AM (55Qr6)
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Between 1956 and 1962 I lived in a small town in Uganda called Tororo. Needless to say much of our mail coming from Europe first went to Toronto Canada, even when it said UGANDA, then came to us.
Posted by: Ciampino - Day's Update #062 at January 26, 2024 02:50 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Toronto May Be Fictional at January 26, 2024 02:40 AM (XCNCp)
I believe it takes 2/3 of the State legislators.
Posted by: vic at January 26, 2024 02:53 AM (A5THL)
Yep. Takes 2/3 of Congress to propose a constitutional amendment, or 2/3 of state legislatures to call for a constitutional convention.
In any case, it takes 3/4 of the states to ratify any such proposed amendments.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 26, 2024 03:01 AM (w6EFb)
The Congress, whenever two thirds of both houses shall deem it necessary, shall propose amendments to this Constitution, or, on the application of the legislatures of two thirds of the several states, shall call a convention for proposing amendments, which, in either case, shall be valid to all intents and purposes, as part of this Constitution, when ratified by the legislatures of three fourths of the several states, or by conventions in three fourths thereof, as the one or the other mode of ratification may be proposed by the Congress; provided that no amendment which may be made prior to the year one thousand eight hundred and eight shall in any manner affect the first and fourth clauses in the ninth section of the first article; and that no state, without its consent, shall be deprived of its equal suffrage in the Senate.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 26, 2024 03:03 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Shai in Tel Aviv at January 26, 2024 03:04 AM (ICBH/)
whenever two thirds of both Houses shall deem it necessary, shall propose Amendments to this Constitution, or, on the Application of the Legislatures of two thirds of the several States, shall call a Convention for proposing Amendments,
which, in either Case, shall be valid to all Intents and
Purposes, as Part of this Constitution, when ratified by the Legislatures of three fourths of the several States, or by Conventions in three fourths thereof, as the one or the other Mode of Ratification may be proposed by the Congress;
Provided that no Amendment which may be made prior to the Year One thousand eight hundred and eight shall in any Manner affect the first and fourth Clauses in the Ninth Section of the first Article; and that no State, without its Consent, shall be deprived of its equal Suffrage in the Senate.
So, it takes three fourths of the State Legislatures ratify an amendment.
Posted by: rednotgreen at January 26, 2024 03:12 AM (RCAte)
Posted by: Shai in Tel Aviv at January 26, 2024 03:14 AM (ICBH/)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at January 26, 2024 02:15
So sorry to hear that Teresa. It rings true as our Bailey, yellow lab to be 14 in Apr, is really struggling thru this winter.
We thought she was a goner when around Thanksgiving she couldn't eat and puked for 3-4 days.
Still hanging in there tho thru our subzero temps. For anyone w/ old arthritic dogs I'd recommend Galliprant. Expensive but worth it.
Posted by: Farmer at January 26, 2024 03:15 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: rednotgreen at January 26, 2024 03:18 AM (RCAte)
Your stay in Ugunda at least avoided the Idi Amin insanity but coincided with Ugundan independence and the fun and games over in Kenya - was it a bit worrisome there at that time?
Posted by: Toronto May Be Fictional at January 26, 2024 03:23 AM (XCNCp)
Our problems don't stem from any lack of ink on paper.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2024 03:26 AM (9UlRk)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 26, 2024 02:41 AM (ynpvh)
I'd have just beat the shit out of the guy and turned myself in to the cops.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2024 03:29 AM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2024 03:35 AM (XZOGA)
Had a fun boat trip to Genova (Italy), through the Suez Canal. Jinja is where the White Nile starts. I often wonder if the water I last saw there got to Port Said (Egypt) before or after we got there.
For a kid those were marvelous times and magical places even if somewhat primitive in some aspects.
Posted by: Ciampino - Day's Update #063 at January 26, 2024 03:37 AM (qfLjt)
The weekend is here
Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2024 03:38 AM (XZOGA)
The weekend is here
Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2024 03:38 AM (XZOGA)
Weeee! I worked too many doubles this week, so i took today off. Turned off my alarms and everything. So what do i do? Wake up at two in the stinkin' middle of the night for no apparent reason.
Yayyyyy.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2024 03:40 AM (9UlRk)
Our problems don't stem from any lack of ink on paper.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2024 03:26 AM (9UlRk)
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You know that is expressed beautifully and succintly. Love it.
Posted by: Ciampino - Day's Update #064 at January 26, 2024 03:41 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2024 03:42 AM (XZOGA)
And what do you see?
Come put on your jeans, and come on out with me …
I put my blue jeans on.
I put my old blue jeans on …
Posted by: Adriane the Old Music Critic of Old Music . . . at January 26, 2024 03:43 AM (4Winp)
I'm pleased to see that more than half the states are standing up on their hind legs here. I thought I'd seen that KY, though it hasn't declared itself in, had sent troops to the Texas-MX border? But it is nice to see that IN, the state I'm contemplating retiring to, is in as well.
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