Quick Tigs

The attorneys for a RICO defendant have warned the "law" partners of Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq., Attorney-at-Schlong, that they should expect to be subpoenaed in the Fani's Felonious Fanny hearing.

CNN, which is gay and stupid and unprofessional:

A current and former law partner to Nathan Wade, the special prosecutor leading the 2020 election subversion case in Georgia, have been told to expect a subpoena to testify at a hearing next month on whether he and the district attorney who brought the case should be disqualified over their alleged affair and financial ties, sources familiar with the matter tell CNN.
The district attorney, Fani Willis, also is expected to be subpoenaed, sources say, and possibly others in her office.
...
In the days since leveling the allegations of the affair in her motion to dismiss the case, Merchant told CNN that she and her team have uncovered more evidence to buttress the claims, including confirming the trips Willis and Wade took were personal vacations, and not work-related business trips.
"I think what's relevant is to look at the personal nature of the trips. These are trips that neither Fani nor Nathan got reimbursement for. They didn't get reimbursement through the county, they didn't get reimbursement through her campaign," Merchant said when asked about the nature of the trips.

Trump has also joined the motion demanding that Fani and her Felonious Fanny recuse themselves to spend more time with their Marital Aids.

Note: Error deleted and unacknowledged. That's how Disinformation Experts like Ben Collins do it, so that's how I do it, too.

NPR is continuing to completely embargo all news about Fani Willis and her Hungry Vaj.

NPR hasn't reported on the scandal of Fulton County, Georgia DA Fani Willis potentially ruining her election-interference case against Donald Trump by having an affair with her married special prosecutor, who took her on vacations with the money she was paying him. No, they were too busy sounding like State-Run Radio on Thursday night by offering a four-minute press release for Vice President Kamala Harris, who's now "taking a more front-and-center role on addressing gun violence" on the campaign trail.
The closest thing to negativity was anchor Juana Summers noting Harris is trying to "court younger voters, who, right now, aren't showing a lot of enthusiasm about voting for President Biden."

Hope you enjoyed that -- you paid for it. Against your will, of course. (Biden-style, we call that.)

Even an Obama judge is forced to conclude that "DEI trainings," when they devolve into mere racial scapegoating and bullying (which is the entire point of them), can give rise to discrimination and racial harassment lawsuits.

Judge Wendy Beetlestone of the Eastern District of Pennsylvania ruled on Jan. 11 that Professor De Piero had solid grounds to proceed in his race discrimination lawsuit despite Penn State's request for it to be dismissed.
Beetlestone said that discussing the "influence of racism on our society does not violate federal law." But when considering whether to allow the professor's suit to progress, she considered the type of CRT training used at Penn State Abington.
"Training on concepts such as... critical race theory can contribute positively... to form a healthy and inclusive working environment," she said. "But the way these conversations are carried out in the workplace matters: When employers talk about race -- any race -- with a constant drumbeat of essentialist, deterministic, and negative language, they risk liability under federal law."
De Piero "was individually singled out for ridicule and humiliation because of the color of his skin," according to the original lawsuit filed by the Foundation Against Intolerance and Racism (FAIR).
When he complained about "the continuous stream of racial insult directed at White faculty," he was told by the director of the Affirmative Action office that "There is a problem with the White race." The administrator went on to say that the professor should attend "antiracist" workshops "until you get it."

I continue to be fascinated by this game being played by hateful minority activists in which they attempt to see how hard they can bully the majority population until the majority population decides it's had enough and it's officially time for Backlash (TM).

It's like playing the highest-possible-stakes version of Press Your Luck. Nowhammiesnowhammiesnowhammies...

It's an interesting strategy, Cotton, we'll see how that works out for them.

I got this from Ed Morrissey, who points out this is the same case we've been discussing here and there for a couple of weeks. This ruling isn't new -- it came out a week or two back -- but FoxNews is just getting to it now. They do report some of the verbiage used in the ruling. (Though, of course, that could be had by anyone looking up the case.)

Sad: Hunter Biden sold $1.5 million worth of -- wait, let me check this, this must be a typo -- no, apparently he calls them his "artworks," and the crackhead whoremonger doesn't mean it as a joke -- but that still doesn't cover his "massive debts."

Don't worry. His "Sugar Brother" will just launder some more money and clear the rest of those debts himself.

Hunter Biden's artwork has sold for $1.5 million to 10 buyers, but it is still not enough to cover his millions of dollars of debt.
Art dealer and gallerist Georges Berges received 40% of the sales while the first son received 60% under their agreement, The Washington Post reported. This means President Joe Biden's son has received about $900,000 for his artwork.
The largest art buyer was Hunter Biden's attorney Kevin Morris, who also loaned the first son $5.9 million between 2020 and 2022 for his tax payments and personal expenses. Morris purchased 11 paintings for $875,000 in total.

At least one Democrat is calling on Biden to Go Full Tyrant and nationalize the Texas Guard so that it cannot be used to defend the state and people of Texas.

Rep. Joaquin Castro (D-Texas) is calling on President Biden to take control of the Texas National Guard if the state defies a Supreme Court ruling that allows U.S. Border Patrol officers to take down the border barriers.
"Governor Greg Abbott is using the Texas National Guard to obstruct and create chaos at the border. If Abbott is defying yesterday's Supreme Court ruling, @POTUS needs to establish sole federal control of the Texas National Guard now," Castro wrote in a Tuesday post on X, the platform formerly known as Twitter.

The Supreme Court didn't tell Texas to do anything or not do anything -- it issued no orders to Texas. What it did was relieve the federal government of an injunction imposed by the appeals court. The federal government is no longer under court orders.

But Texas was under no prior court order, and still isn't.

Members of Congress who demanded the National Guard come to D.C. to protect them after Jan 6th now demand Biden stop Texas from using the National Guard to protect Texas pic.twitter.com/2eLIvBO642
— Marco Rubio (@marcorubio) January 25, 2024

via Beege Welborne.

If you haven't heard the sleazy bribery tape yet, it's a must-listen. If you've already heard it, Kari Lake does not add much. She does point out that she mentioned this incident soon after it happened, I guess back in March 2023. She says she worked in a mention of it in her CPAC address.

Then she brags on herself a whole bunch.

Cringe of the day: Hillary Clinton dances the macarena in Spain. pic.twitter.com/nNWcObURHq
— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) January 25, 2024

via Not the Bee, from Anonysaurus Wrecks.

Acid Flashback:

Jill Biden's bizarre White House Christmas video draws savage reviews: 'What fresh hell is this?'

First Lady Jill Biden unveiled a bizarre Nutcracker-themed video showing a diverse collection of dancers strutting their stuff in the festively decorated White House, a display that� pic.twitter.com/s2n1sA3eA3
— BPR (@BIZPACReview) December 14, 2023

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:42 PM

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1 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2024 06:42 PM (MZ6RK)

2 Willowed.

A few years ago SCOTUS ruled that immigration was for the Feds not the states, and theres's a logic to that. But who thought that the head of HHS would deliberately throw the border wide open.

Yes. LEGAL Immigration. In order to make immigrants legal citizens.
SCOTUS never authorized and never would authorize the federal government to break federal law in regards to aiding & abetting illegal immigration.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2024 06:44 PM (G8h7g)

3 The Fani Willis scandal is Ace's Sistine Chapel. It is the bare canvas on which he is painting his masterpiece, which shall inspire awe and wonder for the ages

Posted by: Skeptic at January 25, 2024 06:46 PM (SLVry)

4 Has been told, CNN. Conjugate much?
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CNN doesn't allow conjugal visits.

Posted by: Man with a Moustache--Definitely NOT Axeman at January 25, 2024 06:46 PM (krQz2)

5 >> continue to be fascinated by this game being played by hateful minority activists in which they attempt to see how hard they can bully the majority population until the majority population decides it's had enough and it's officially time for Backlash (TM).

Replacement theory is not a theory and the ironic thing is black people are going to be replaced first.

It's going to be funny when they try their jazz on the new Vato Loco Majority.

How about them apples.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 25, 2024 06:47 PM (XV/Pl)

6 Willowed

Urg. I want to see if any more states have joined. Search engines don't want to help me.
Posted by: Emmie at January 25, 2024 06:41 PM (Sf2cq)
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Try here.
https://nitter.net/carlpeachey8

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 25, 2024 06:47 PM (2yu8s)

7 Turd

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 25, 2024 06:47 PM (JMu4f)

8 Has been told, CNN. Conjugate much?
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CNN doesn't allow conjugal visits.
Posted by: Man with a Moustache--Definitely NOT Axeman

After the screwing they have been giving us for the past 20 years or so, what would be the point?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2024 06:48 PM (MZ6RK)

9 Members of Congress who demanded the National Guard come to D.C. to protect them after Jan 6th now demand Biden stop Texas from using the National Guard to protect Texas

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All your National Guard are belong to us -- Federals (who don't know what Federalism *means*).

Posted by: Man with a Moustache--Definitely NOT Axeman at January 25, 2024 06:48 PM (krQz2)

10 I'm not going to watch the Nutcracker video again. I don't want to turn gay.

Posted by: fd at January 25, 2024 06:49 PM (vFG9F)

11 Account-settling can never go too far because ... SHUT UP!

Posted by: Man with a Moustache--Definitely NOT Axeman at January 25, 2024 06:50 PM (krQz2)

12 "the special prosecutor leading the 2020 election subversion case in Georgia, have (sic) been told to expect a subpoena..."
______

But if its pronouns are "they/them", wouldn't "have" be correct?

Posted by: Eeyore at January 25, 2024 06:51 PM (1bNHn)

13 "Fani Willis and her Hungry Vaj."

"thanks, that will be a great story for story time ... for my first graders" leftist grade school teachers everywhere.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 25, 2024 06:51 PM (Cus5s)

14 "Have been told" is correct. There are two people, a current law partner and a former law partner.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 25, 2024 06:51 PM (xPl2J)

15 Yes, something a bit preening and unappealing about how Kari Lake's presents this story.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 25, 2024 06:51 PM (4gD3D)

16 "this game being played by hateful minority activists"

It's being played mostly by self-hating whites.

Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at January 25, 2024 06:51 PM (MvF+J)

17 I had a good laugh when I heard a newscaster pronounce Fani Willis as Faunay Willis. Um no I of the persuasion to pronounce it Fanny (Hugeass) Willis

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 25, 2024 06:52 PM (JMu4f)

18 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper
JUST IN - Microsoft lays off 1,900 Activision Blizzard and Xbox employees - The Verge

Disclose.tv @disclosetv
NEW - Business Insider will lay off about 8% of its remaining staff, its CEO told staffers on Thursday.

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper
* BUZZFEED, VICE MEDIA LOOK TO SELL OFF PARTS: WSJ
* BUSINESS INSIDER LAYING OFF 8% OF STAFF
* LA TIMES ANNOUNCED MASS LAYOFFS YESTERDAY (5 MORE LAYOFFS TODAY)

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper
BREAKING: Paramount CEO announces layoffs as cost pressures, take-private talks build - CNBC

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper
Microsoft is laying off 1,900 people, or eight percent of staff, from its gaming division

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 25, 2024 06:52 PM (2yu8s)

19 fd, did Fani show up for the hearing today?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 25, 2024 06:52 PM (bn3/b)

20 I'd love to see Trump ask Joaquin if he would be in favor of open borders if it was white Europeans who were flocking into the country.

No bigger racists in the country than minorities.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 25, 2024 06:52 PM (ZLI7S)

21 >>>14 "Have been told" is correct. There are two people, a current law partner and a former law partner.

oooh dang it, I guess I got a little sloppy! Must have been thinking about Fani's busted-out skoom.

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2024 06:52 PM (KRtlO)

22 I'm trying to understand the logic. Some laws must alway be broken, and no punishment given, while certain people in this country must be prosecuted, even if laws must be made up to prosecute them.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 25, 2024 06:53 PM (y2+wE)

23 Can I get me some fishnet hooker hose in here?

Posted by: Dr. Jill at January 25, 2024 06:53 PM (woPEM)

24 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper
JUST IN - Microsoft lays off 1,900 Activision Blizzard and Xbox employees - The Verge

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 25, 2024 06:52 PM (2yu8s)
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That's what happens when you don't report the economic news right.

Posted by: Man with a Moustache--Definitely NOT Axeman at January 25, 2024 06:53 PM (krQz2)

25 I dunno Ben Had. I spent a good part of the day on the road.

Posted by: fd at January 25, 2024 06:53 PM (vFG9F)

26 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 25, 2024 06:54 PM (T4tVD)

27 Wendy Beetlestone. Wasn't that the name of a character in a Monty Python TV episode? John Cleese in drag, I think.

Whatever, I am now a fan of Wendy Beetlestone, US Federal District Judge!

Posted by: Gref at January 25, 2024 06:54 PM (5fDan)

28 Has been told, CNN. Conjugate much?

Conjugal was one of my nicknames.

Posted by: Brian "Sex Machine" Stelter, host of Regrettable Sources at January 25, 2024 06:54 PM (a3Q+t)

29 Will, “The bitch set me up,” come into play soon? Because then I get a bingo.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 25, 2024 06:54 PM (as3uC)

30 andy, good stuff... i wanted to write about that but I wanted to save it

there's so much. they're all dying.

and Tay-Tay Lorenz is freaking out. (Day that ends in -y.)

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2024 06:54 PM (KRtlO)

31 Black America:
Whites are pissed? Good fuck them.

Posted by: Jamaica at January 25, 2024 06:55 PM (Eeb9P)

32 >>Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 25, 2024 06:52 PM (2yu8s)

Bidenomics!

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2024 06:55 PM (mdhFC)

33 oooh dang it, I guess I got a little sloppy! Must have been thinking about Fani's busted-out skoom.
Posted by: ace at January 25, 2024 06:52 PM (KRtlO)
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"Skoom." Do you have some kind of secret vault where you can access all these crazy-awesome nouns? Is there a key, and an incantation involved?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at January 25, 2024 06:56 PM (T/Lqj)

34 These attorneys refuse to step away from the Trump case which is at the heart of this.

That's all you need to know.

Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2024 06:56 PM (IFNME)

35 Me-Again + Kari = Tag team

Posted by: wth at January 25, 2024 06:56 PM (v0R5T)

36 >>>Bidenomics!

said like "The Aristocrats!"

(long story about the US devolving into a transgender gangbang fentanyl pit)

And what do you call this plan?

"Bidenomics!"

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2024 06:56 PM (KRtlO)

37 Rep. Joaquin Castro (D-Texas) is calling on President Biden to take control of the Texas National Guard if the state defies a Supreme Court ruling that allows U.S. Border Patrol officers to take down the border barriers.

Abbott should launch a huge hot air balloon in the shape of a middle finger and fly it over northern VA and DC.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 25, 2024 06:56 PM (eYF7X)

38 "Have been told" is correct. There are two people, a current law partner and a former law partner.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 25, 2024 06:51 PM (xPl2J)
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I saw that possibility too, until I read:
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A current and former law partner to Nathan Wade, the special prosecutor leading the 2020 election subversion case in Georgia, have been told to expect a subpoena to testify at a hearing next month on whether he
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Posted by: Man with a Moustache--Definitely NOT Axeman at January 25, 2024 06:57 PM (krQz2)

39 @18

>>Microsoft is laying off 1,900 people, or eight percent of staff, from its gaming division.

With AI and RAD tools you simply need fewer programmers.

Plus gaming is starting to become as moribund as the rest of our culture, spitting out one derivative retread after the other.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 25, 2024 06:57 PM (XV/Pl)

40 After all this, to whom can any of these people defect?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 25, 2024 06:57 PM (as3uC)

41 >>>"Skoom." Do you have some kind of secret vault where you can access all these crazy-awesome nouns? Is there a key, and an incantation involved?

that just came to me. Because it reminds me of scum.

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2024 06:57 PM (KRtlO)

42 Hillary should know by now that she needed at least one more bottle before that dance.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 25, 2024 06:57 PM (1bNHn)

43 >> I spent a good part of the day on the road.

Seein' places that you've never been?

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2024 06:57 PM (mdhFC)

44 Whatever, I am now a fan of Wendy Beetlestone, US Federal District Judge!
Posted by: Gref

Fred, Barney, and Mr Slate agree.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 25, 2024 06:57 PM (WVAwc)

45 >>35 Me-Again + Kari = Tag team
Posted by: wth

Spice it up a bit with a ball gagged Mace in the mix.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 25, 2024 06:57 PM (eYF7X)

46 21 >>>14 "Have been told" is correct. There are two people, a current law partner and a former law partner.

oooh dang it, I guess I got a little sloppy! Must have been thinking about Fani's busted-out skoom.

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2024 06:52 PM (KRtlO)

Just when you think you got out, that skoom sucks you back in!

Posted by: Gref, channeling Al Pacino at January 25, 2024 06:58 PM (5fDan)

47 Bidenomics!

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2024 06:55 PM (mdhFC)
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i.e. when the economic news is reported RIGHT.

Posted by: Man with a Moustache--Definitely NOT Axeman at January 25, 2024 06:58 PM (krQz2)

48 Oh my goodness Dems trotting out this creep Rep. Joaquin Castro (D-Texas). The mother of this twin brother is a flaming commie with a history of radical behavior . He was touted as a commie Saviour light barer two years before he ran for office. It was only after he flopped on his ass that the Dems imported Buttplug from Cali...

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 25, 2024 06:58 PM (JMu4f)

49 >>said like "The Aristocrats!"

>(long story about the US devolving into a transgender gangbang fentanyl pit)

>And what do you call this plan?

"Bidenomics!"

THREADWINNER

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2024 06:58 PM (mdhFC)

50 "powerful people"

HEY... MACARENA

Posted by: wth at January 25, 2024 06:58 PM (v0R5T)

51 I may be wrong, but am thinking "fanny" is slang for vagina ... in Great Britain?

Posted by: illiniwek at January 25, 2024 06:59 PM (Cus5s)

52 Checkmate, bitch.

Posted by: Gregg Abbott at January 25, 2024 06:59 PM (woPEM)

53
I got the Joaquin pneumonia and the boogie-woogie blues.

Posted by: Man with a Moustache--Definitely NOT Axeman at January 25, 2024 06:59 PM (krQz2)

54 Tigs?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 25, 2024 07:00 PM (63Dwl)

55 #6 Correction: That's odd. That account had a map of the Free States but it's gone now. Maybe he was replying to someone so it isn't in his timeline or the like?

Use this news site instead:
https://nitter.net/LeadingReport

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 25, 2024 07:00 PM (2yu8s)

56 Jill Biden's Christmas video AND Hillary Clinton dancing the Macarena ???! What did you guys DO ?!

Posted by: runner at January 25, 2024 07:00 PM (V13WU)

57
The Fani Willis scandal is Ace's Sistine Chapel. It is the bare canvas on which he is painting his masterpiece, which shall inspire awe and wonder for the ages
Posted by: Skeptic at January 25, 2024 06:46 PM (SLVry)

*polite cough*

The Sistine Chapel is a fresco, not a canvas.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 25, 2024 07:01 PM (MoZTd)

58 Tigs?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

He's trying to weld the shelves together now.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 25, 2024 07:01 PM (IG4Id)

59 Ever notice how we never had Fact Checkers until the truth started getting out?

Posted by: Mephistopheles' dog at January 25, 2024 07:01 PM (MeG8a)

60 Then again maybe it is two people whose personal collective pronoun is "he".

Posted by: Man with a Moustache--Definitely NOT Axeman at January 25, 2024 07:01 PM (krQz2)

61 The fire. She is hot.

@ChayaRaichik10
Dave from NBC reached out for comment about a DEI piece he’s writing. Dave is white so he’s probably a privileged oppressor. I told him I will only talk to black, Latinx, or LGBTQ reporters ✊🏽

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 25, 2024 07:01 PM (IG4Id)

62 Me-Again + Kari = Tag team
Posted by: wth at January 25, 2024 06:56 PM (v0R5T)

I'm there.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 25, 2024 07:01 PM (BdMk6)

63
the majority population decides it's had enough and it's officially time for Backlash (TM).

Van Jones calls that Whitelash.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 25, 2024 07:02 PM (63Dwl)

64 "Skoom." Do you have some kind of secret vault where you can access all these crazy-awesome nouns? Is there a key, and an incantation involved?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at January 25, 2024 06:56 PM (T/Lqj)

Sometimes glossolalia works for you, and sometimes it is just "humna-humna-humna'

Posted by: Kindltot sez Atlavey Omma-Kasma at January 25, 2024 07:02 PM (D7oie)

65 Must have been thinking about Fani's busted-out skoom.
Posted by: ace at January 25, 2024 06:52 PM

Just as when you're gazing into the Eye of Sauron the Eye of Sauron is gazing into you, when you're thinking about the Busted-out Skoom of Fani, the Busted-out Skoom of Fani is thinking about you.

Posted by: Gandalf at January 25, 2024 07:02 PM (a3Q+t)

66 I saw Fani's busted-out skoom open for Joan Biaz at the Womens March Pink Pussy Hat Party featuring Dicky Doo and the Dont's at Ridell High 59'

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 25, 2024 07:03 PM (JMu4f)

67 "Skoom." Do you have some kind of secret vault where you can access all these crazy-awesome nouns? Is there a key, and an incantation involved?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at January 25, 2024 06:56 PM (T/Lqj)
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What about a Vagianta?

Posted by: Man with a Moustache--Definitely NOT Axeman at January 25, 2024 07:04 PM (krQz2)

68 59 Ever notice how we never had Fact Checkers until the truth started getting out?
Posted by: Mephistopheles' dog at January 25, 2024 07:01 PM (MeG8a)

Dayum, that's a good observation!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 25, 2024 07:04 PM (hOUT3)

69 The Fani Willis scandal is Ace's Sistine Chapel. It is the bare canvas on which he is painting his masterpiece, which shall inspire awe and wonder for the ages
Posted by: Skeptic at January 25, 2024 06:46 PM (SLVry)

*polite cough*

The Sistine Chapel is a fresco, not a canvas.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 25, 2024 07:01 PM

Shhhhh ... he's on a roll.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 25, 2024 07:04 PM (a3Q+t)

70 Another scary thing about DEI is not so much filling the ranks with grossly unqualified manfaced cumdumpsters of sewage fail, but it also seems to give them the belief that they can literally do anything, break any law, no matter what, because if you challenge them on it theyll just scream racism

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger at January 25, 2024 07:04 PM (VTu1l)

71 35 Me-Again + Kari = Tag team
Posted by: wth at January 25, 2024 06:56 PM (v0R5T)[/i\

I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2024 07:05 PM (IFNME)

72 Then again maybe it is two people whose personal collective pronoun is "he".
Posted by: Man with a Moustache--Definitely NOT Axeman at January 25, 2024 07:01 PM (krQz2)

That would be a new entry in the pronoun idiocy. be a half he, so he would only be a proper pronoun if two of them were together, and it would take 4 to be a they.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 25, 2024 07:05 PM (eoQWY)

73 "When you gaze into the Abyss, you must be real good friends with Fanni" -- Nietzsche, probably

Posted by: Man with a Moustache--Definitely NOT Axeman at January 25, 2024 07:05 PM (krQz2)

74 ".... he was told by the director of the Affirmative Action office that "There is a problem with the White race."
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Why does Penn State have an AA Office? Where's the mandate for that?
Is that 'director' on the lamppost list?

Posted by: Ciampino - The wheels on the bus go .. at January 25, 2024 07:06 PM (qfLjt)

75 My company announced layoffs today. Yeay!! About 7% of the company. It’s a small company nobody ever heard of so it won’t make any news. But this is most of the economy. 80% of people are employed by companies with under 100 employees.

Heckuvajob Joe, leading our economy.

Posted by: Montec at January 25, 2024 07:06 PM (U42yt)

76
CNN is reporting that Judge McAfee's inquiry into the motion to disqualify Fanni and Wade is named Operation Wombshifter. Wade responded "Thanks Your Honor"

Posted by: Leon Sphinx at January 25, 2024 07:06 PM (UIngH)

77 The Sistine Chapel is a fresco, not a canvas.

*************

Meh, I prefer Fresca myself

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger at January 25, 2024 07:06 PM (VTu1l)

78 Vagigantica.

Posted by: Man with a Moustache--Definitely NOT Axeman at January 25, 2024 07:06 PM (krQz2)

79 Assuming Abbott is successful in closing TX border, I'm trying to game out all the ways the left is going to work around that.

There're still three more S border states that would have to do the same thing as TX.

Illegals from Mex can still come in on boats to CA and Gulf Coast states.

And there was a story t'other day about Dem bigwigs founding an NGO to bring them straight in on intl airliners; we know TSA won't stop them.

Then there's the N border to think about.

Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at January 25, 2024 07:06 PM (MvF+J)

80 there's so much. they're all dying.

and Tay-Tay Lorenz is freaking out. (Day that ends in -y.)
=====
Yes, saw these today:

End Wokeness @EndWokeness
Taylor Lorenz is panicking about the total collapse of mainstream media and mass layoffs across the industry:
http://tinyurl.com/ss386tbv
1:29 minutes; OMG!!!1!11

End Wokeness @EndWokeness 8h
Mocking mass layoffs at the LA Times is ghoulish, yes— but is abso-fuckn-lutely necessary.

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 5h
The LA Times censored Dilbert — even before I got cancelled — more than all the other papers combined. Good riddance.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 25, 2024 07:07 PM (2yu8s)

81 Ace is painting someone's ceiling?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2024 07:07 PM (N9SfE)

82 Help me find my keys and we'll drive out!

Posted by: Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq., Attorney-at-Schlong at January 25, 2024 07:07 PM (woPEM)

83 "The mother of this twin brother is a flaming commie with a history of radical behavior ."

She was a founder of La Raza (Our Race) which has the stated goal of Reconquista, taking back US lands that were part of Mexico

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 25, 2024 07:07 PM (Gse2f)

84 >>> Hillary Clinton dances the macarena in Spain.
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Looks like she's bathed.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 25, 2024 07:07 PM (PdM5S)

85 I wouldn’t mind being the ham between the slices of rye bread that is Kari Lake and Me Again

I denounce myself

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger at January 25, 2024 07:08 PM (VTu1l)

86 Ace is painting someone's ceiling?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2024 07:07 PM (N9SfE)
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T. M. I.

Posted by: Axeman at January 25, 2024 07:08 PM (krQz2)

87 67 What about a Vagianta?

death by snu-snu!

Posted by: anachronda at January 25, 2024 07:08 PM (3gtfG)

88 22 I'm trying to understand the logic. Some laws must alway be broken, and no punishment given, while certain people in this country must be prosecuted, even if laws must be made up to prosecute them.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

Is really simple and classical concept, Comrade Paine!

Posted by: Lavrenti Beria at January 25, 2024 07:09 PM (hOUT3)

89 Looks like she's bathed.
Posted by: Braenyard

That's hard to believe m

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 25, 2024 07:09 PM (SExFt)

90
Vaginormous.

Posted by: Axeman at January 25, 2024 07:09 PM (krQz2)

91 Foreign-born Miss Japan sparks debate

http://tinyurl.com/2wbyhxsj

My question: when is the first African and muslim going to become Japanese?

Posted by: Ciampino - The wheels on the bus go . at January 25, 2024 07:09 PM (qfLjt)

92
From what I read, every single woman in the US is 100% on board with full-term abortion and this - not the border, not inflation, not World War III, not fentanyl - is the most important issue before voters in 2024.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 25, 2024 07:09 PM (MoZTd)

93 The Sistine Chapel is a fresco, not a canvas.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 25, 2024 07:01 PM (MoZTd)

A fresco is a plaster composite sometimes spit sprayed by the artist. Hence the self preservation of the Pompei hooker advertisements. Just sayin

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 25, 2024 07:09 PM (JMu4f)

94 "@ChayaRaichik10
Dave from NBC reached out for comment about a DEI piece he’s writing. Dave is white so he’s probably a privileged oppressor. I told him I will only talk to black, Latinx, or LGBTQ reporters ✊🏽"

LOL.

You go guurl!

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 25, 2024 07:09 PM (ou9hh)

95 "Fani Willis and her Hungry Vaj."

You know, if you hum this to Bruce Springsteen's 'Hungry Heart', it works.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 25, 2024 07:10 PM (AdHga)

96 https://x.com/joelwberry/status/ 1750647681452580949

Delete space; topical Tolkien !

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 25, 2024 07:10 PM (AcWfM)

97
Ace is painting someone's ceiling?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2024 07:07 PM (N9SfE)

"Oy, ace, the ceiling needs painting."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 25, 2024 07:10 PM (MoZTd)

98 The mother of this twin brother is a flaming commie with a history of radical behavior ."

She was a founder of La Raza (Our Race) which has the stated goal of Reconquista, taking back US lands that were part of Mexico

==

so they are sons of a bitch (la puta)

Posted by: runner at January 25, 2024 07:10 PM (V13WU)

99 Yes, saw these today:

End Wokeness @EndWokeness
Taylor Lorenz is panicking about the total collapse of mainstream media and mass layoffs across the industry:
http://tinyurl.com/ss386tbv
1:29 minutes; OMG!!!1!11

End Wokeness @EndWokeness 8h
Mocking mass layoffs at the LA Times is ghoulish, yes— but is abso-fuckn-lutely necessary.

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 5h
The LA Times censored Dilbert — even before I got cancelled — more than all the other papers combined. Good riddance.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 25, 2024 07:07 PM (2yu8s)

And so close to her retirement. What's a 62 year old woman to do, right Taylor?

Posted by: Oldcat at January 25, 2024 07:10 PM (eoQWY)

100
90
Vaginormous.
Posted by: Axeman at January 25, 2024 07:09 PM (krQz2)

Hello!

Hello!

Hellooo!

Helloooo!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2024 07:10 PM (N9SfE)

101 Any one else think Hillary's dancing is worse than Elaine's?

Posted by: Ciampino - At least she didn't try the Lambada at January 25, 2024 07:11 PM (qfLjt)

102 I love how we have layoffs every day that involve shedding 10% of the workforce of a company and yet every jobs report says we created five billion jobs and the unemployment rate is only 0.000000002%

DONT QUESTION THE MATH

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger at January 25, 2024 07:11 PM (VTu1l)

103 Ace is painting someone's ceiling?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2024 07:07 PM

Shelving is collapsing?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 25, 2024 07:11 PM (a3Q+t)

104 Foreign-born Miss Japan sparks debate

http://tinyurl.com/2wbyhxsj

Fuck that!! Im for pure gene unadulterated bloodlines

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 25, 2024 07:12 PM (JMu4f)

105 Send the US Army into Texas. They'll get their asses kicked worse than Afghanistan.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at January 25, 2024 07:12 PM (os8zY)

106 Lol

Meanwhile, BuzzFeed and Vice Media - two former darlings of digital media, are looking to siphon off assets. BuzzFeed, which has lost over 97% of its value since going public in 2021, is looking to sell its food sites, Tasty and WeFeast. While Fortress Investment Group, which took over Vice in bankruptcy last year, is looking to sell its Refinery29 women's lifestyle site, the Wall Street Journal reports.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 25, 2024 07:13 PM (pnDfv)

107 Al Fresco is featured occasionally in the Food Thread.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 25, 2024 07:13 PM (a3Q+t)

108 @72 so he would only be a proper pronoun if two of them were together

Oh, I quite like it -- sort of Stranger in Strange Landish.
So a proposal to join this line relationship would go, kind of,
"Wanna go half-he's on that?"

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 25, 2024 07:13 PM (zdLoL)

109 >>48 Oh my goodness Dems trotting out this creep Rep. Joaquin Castro (D-Texas). The mother of this twin brother is a flaming commie with a history of radical behavior . He was touted as a commie Saviour light barer two years before he ran for office. It was only after he flopped on his ass that the Dems imported Buttplug from Cali...
--

My favorite part is that neither twin could speak Spanish when they were unveiled as the Hispanic saviors.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at January 25, 2024 07:13 PM (IGKzA)

110 Rofl

In 2023, there were over 30,000 workers laid off by media companies.

This is the largest number of cuts in employment since 2020 when Covid-19 was raging and over 30,000 workers were laid off.

The figure is also six times higher than the number of job losses in 2022 when several large media companies including Warner Bros. Discovery and Disney and others had undergone a series of layoffs impacting thousands of media workers. -Forbes

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 25, 2024 07:13 PM (pnDfv)

111 the belief that they can literally do anything, break any law, no matter what, because if you challenge them on it theyll just scream racism
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger at January 25, 2024 07:04 PM (VTu1l)

To be fair, that belief system seems to be working quite well for quite a large number of "select" individuals.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 25, 2024 07:14 PM (hOUT3)

112 So can Blofeld Biden nationalize the Texas guard with some flimsy 'national emergency'?

I'm guessing not enough illegal aliens is a national emergency.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2024 07:14 PM (N9SfE)

113 Al Fresco is a punk.

Posted by: Al Dente at January 25, 2024 07:14 PM (woPEM)

114 100% on board with full-term abortion and this - not the border, not inflation, not World War III, not fentanyl

*************

Most American women want to murder babies and be molested by illegals

Modern churches response to this is to tell single men to nut up and marry that single mom who just had her fourth abortion

What a stupid time to be alive

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger at January 25, 2024 07:14 PM (VTu1l)

115 I think someone in a previous comment section pointed out that some states have militias that report to their respective governors, and are not affiliated with the National Guard. We need more of this kind of thing when the biggest enemy we face is an irresponsible national government addicted to the exercise of unchecked power.

Posted by: Paco at January 25, 2024 07:14 PM (njExo)

116 To be fair, that belief system seems to be working quite well for quite a large number of "select" individuals.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 25, 2024 07:14 PM (hOUT3)
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It has. And that might be why it should start yielding diminished returns.

Posted by: Axeman at January 25, 2024 07:15 PM (krQz2)

117
So can Blofeld Biden nationalize the Texas guard with some flimsy 'national emergency'?

Joe could federalize the Texas National Guard, but not the Texas State Guard.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 25, 2024 07:15 PM (MoZTd)

118 Tasty, WeFeast, and Refinery29? Those are actual things?

Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at January 25, 2024 07:15 PM (MvF+J)

119 ...every single woman in the US is 100% on board with full-term abortion and this - not the border, not inflation, not World War III, not fentanyl - is the most important issue before voters in 2024.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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DNC and talking heads want that so bad.
But, It. Ain't. So.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 25, 2024 07:15 PM (PdM5S)

120 I have teh sadz. I used to be Ace's favorite woman.

Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at January 25, 2024 07:15 PM (5fDan)

121 Lets hope ace never has to spin off the Art thread.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 25, 2024 07:15 PM (pnDfv)

122 @74

>>Why does Penn State have an AA Office? Where's the mandate for that? Is that 'director' on the lamppost list?

I spent two years doing a project at Penn State, it's whiter than an albino Orang Pendek snorting coke off a polar bears ass in a blizzard.

They are.... overcompensating.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 25, 2024 07:15 PM (XV/Pl)

123 >>>Quick Tigs

Tig-
Definition:
(historical) A capacious, flat-bottomed drinking cup, generally with four handles, formerly used for passing around the table at convivial entertainment.

Alternate spelling: Tyg

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 25, 2024 07:15 PM (klJTj)

124 so they are sons of a bitch (la puta)
Posted by: runner at January 25, 2024 07:10 PM (V13WU)

Yes La Raspberries

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 25, 2024 07:16 PM (JMu4f)

125 >>>"Fani Willis and her Hungry Vaj."

Uh, is that a new Indiana Jones spinoff?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 25, 2024 07:16 PM (CwhoI)

126 Hello!

Hello!

Hellooo!

Helloooo!

********

Yeah I wouldn’t recommend spelunking down there

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger at January 25, 2024 07:16 PM (VTu1l)

127 Attorney-at-Schlong

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LMAO.

This story has taken Ace's cruelty to new heights ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 25, 2024 07:16 PM (/z9fK)

128 i saw today that the ny times has an editorial calling for fanny willis to step down.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at January 25, 2024 07:16 PM (B1FKF)

129
So what would happen if every white person in one of these DEI struggle sessions were to get up and walk out while they were being ranted at?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 25, 2024 07:17 PM (MoZTd)

130 So can Blofeld Biden nationalize the Texas guard with some flimsy 'national emergency'?

I'm guessing not enough illegal aliens is a national emergency.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2024 07:14 PM (N9SfE)

There are a bunch of current national emergencies still active. In theory Pedo's puppet masters could use one of those.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 25, 2024 07:17 PM (5FnZt)

131 128 i saw today that the ny times has an editorial calling for fanny willis to step down.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at January 25, 2024 07:16 PM (B1FKF)

They are desperate to get another lackey in there to take up the mantle.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2024 07:18 PM (N9SfE)

132 "Skoom." Do you have some kind of secret vault where you can access all these crazy-awesome nouns? Is there a key, and an incantation involved?

that just came to me. Because it reminds me of scum.
Posted by: ace at January 25, 2024 06:57 PM (KRtlO)
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Let's not forget that "skooma" is an addictive narcotic in the Elder Scrolls franchise. It's made from "moon sugar" whatever that is.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 25, 2024 07:18 PM (BpYfr)

133 Hillary dance pron. Just...no.

Posted by: Paco at January 25, 2024 07:18 PM (njExo)

134 81 Ace is painting someone's ceiling?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2024 07:07 PM (N9SfE)

I think he's just building the scaffolding.

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Just Lily at January 25, 2024 07:18 PM (RLLZj)

135 First time I've heard the Kari Lake audio. Jeff DeWit looks and sounds like Rex Ryan. I kept waiting for him to ask Lake for some pictures of her feet.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at January 25, 2024 07:19 PM (IGKzA)

136 It has. And that might be why it should start yielding diminished returns.
Posted by: Axeman at January 25, 2024 07:15 PM (krQz2)

I agree, many of the theoretically "select" people are noticing that there is a quite rigid class structure firmly in place when it is goodie distribution time and they are not in that class!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 25, 2024 07:19 PM (hOUT3)

137 Let's not forget that "skooma" is an addictive narcotic in the Elder Scrolls franchise. It's made from "moon sugar" whatever that is.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 25, 2024 07:18 PM (BpYfr)

Moon sugar is better than a Cleveland Steamer.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2024 07:19 PM (N9SfE)

138 I'm. Too sexy for my moo-moo. Too. Sex. Ee.

Posted by: Hillary! at January 25, 2024 07:19 PM (woPEM)

139 31 Black America:
Whites are pissed? Good fuck them.

Posted by: Jamaica at January 25, 2024 06:55 PM (Eeb9P)
----
See, when Black people get pissed then the city burns; when White people get pissed then whole countries burn!

(seen here on AoSHQ a long while ago)

Posted by: Ciampino - Occasionally the World burns at January 25, 2024 07:20 PM (qfLjt)

140 "So what would happen if every white person in one of these DEI struggle sessions were to get up and walk out while they were being ranted at?"

I can't see why any employee with any sense of dignity would submit to it. I'd quit if I had to.

Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at January 25, 2024 07:20 PM (MvF+J)

141 "So what would happen if every white person in one of these DEI struggle sessions were to get up and walk out while they were being ranted at?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh"

"Comrades, I am deeply disappointed that you couldn't be bothered to do this properly. Where is the giant paper hat with my alleged wrongdoing written on it? Where are the undergraduate co-eds coming forward to prove their loyalty tot he party by beating as spitting on me? I will not participate in such a sad little farce. If you want to struggle session someone, do it properly!"

*mic drop*
*swagger out of room*

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 25, 2024 07:20 PM (ou9hh)

142 Yeah I wouldn’t recommend spelunking down there
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger

But the real lesson for Nathan, attorney-at-schlong*, is that it's not worth Wading in to get Fani's clam.

*I keep rereading this because I laugh. Every. Time.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at January 25, 2024 07:20 PM (jlZJL)

143 NPR is continuing to completely embargo all news about Fani Willis and her Hungry Vaj.

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I just got a great idea for Hungry Vaj Frozen Dinners.

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 25, 2024 07:20 PM (/z9fK)

144 Looks like she's bathed.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 25, 2024 07:07 PM (PdM5S)

It only looks that way because she's wearing a bathrobe.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 25, 2024 07:20 PM (OX9vb)

145 I looked up "hunter biden art."

I tell you, it's not bad, if considered with all the other stuff being considered as "art" these days. in fact, some of the color choices are quite pleasing.

But we all know that his "works" are not worth the hundreds of thousands of dollars they are being sold for. We all know they are money laundering schemes for the grand biden famiglia.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 25, 2024 07:21 PM (Rbu5d)

146 Even an Obama judge is forced to conclude that "DEI trainings," when they devolve into mere racial scapegoating and bullying (which is the entire point of them), can give rise to discrimination and racial harassment lawsuits.

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~~Unexpectedly!~~ You don't say ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 25, 2024 07:21 PM (/z9fK)

147 "So what would happen if every white person in one of these DEI struggle sessions were to get up and walk out while they were being ranted at?"

If that had happened on day one, none of this woke horseshit from 2020 would have lasted a week.

Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at January 25, 2024 07:22 PM (MvF+J)

148 >>81 Ace is painting someone's ceiling?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

'Painting' it with what?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 25, 2024 07:22 PM (eYF7X)

149 Send the US Army into Texas. They'll get their asses kicked worse than Afghanistan.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at January 25, 2024 07:12 PM (os8zY)
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Probably. For a couple of good reasons:
1.) LOTS of Texans are military veterans and are familiar with American military doctrine, strategy, and tactics.
2.) Unlike fighting in Afghanistan, they will not be constrained by any pesky "Rules of Engagement" when encountering the enemy.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 25, 2024 07:22 PM (BpYfr)

150 33
"Skoom." Do you have some kind of secret vault where you can access all these crazy-awesome nouns? Is there a key, and an incantation involved?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at January 25, 2024 06:56 PM (T/Lqj)
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Password and two bribes, one monetary and the other edible.

Posted by: Ciampino - could be caviar or use your dirty mind at January 25, 2024 07:23 PM (qfLjt)

151 Noah Goldberg @Noah__Goldberg
The LATimes newsroom today. What’s missing
[photo of empty "news" room; BTW, shit-for-brains missed the question mark]

Joel Berry @JoelWBerry
think of all the unhoused migrants you can hold in there now

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 25, 2024 07:23 PM (2yu8s)

152 Betcha Wade writes off the schlong boat trips as business expenses.
That's what Hunter does with his schlong expeditions.

Posted by: torabora at January 25, 2024 07:23 PM (qkyXi)

153 148 >>81 Ace is painting someone's ceiling?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

'Painting' it with what?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 25, 2024 07:22 PM (eYF7X)

Off white? Kinda eggshell.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2024 07:23 PM (N9SfE)

154 I looked up "hunter biden art."

I tell you, it's not bad, if considered with all the other stuff being considered as "art" these days. in fact, some of the color choices are quite pleasing.

But we all know that his "works" are not worth the hundreds of thousands of dollars they are being sold for. We all know they are money laundering schemes for the grand biden famiglia.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 25, 2024 07:21 PM (Rbu5d)

---------------

And we all know that Hunter has a ghost artist hooker actually producing them while he's passed out with a crack pipe up his ass.

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 25, 2024 07:23 PM (/z9fK)

155 I am NOT going to watch Hillz dance anything, anywhere, at any time. Nope. Last time I watched Hillz do anything, it was being loaded into the side of a van after collapsing near those bollards.

neither will I watch that abomination Dr Mrs Jill (the Homewrecker) Biden put in the White House.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 25, 2024 07:23 PM (Rbu5d)

156
Just when you think you got out, that skoom sucks you back in!
Posted by: Gref, channeling Al Pacino

Don't look for "clingers" as a channel on Pr0nHub.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 25, 2024 07:24 PM (3CCua)

157 Let's not forget that "skooma" is an addictive narcotic in the Elder Scrolls franchise. It's made from "moon sugar" whatever that is.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

You'll never get rid of the fur balls if you take up with a damned skooma addicted Khajiit.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at January 25, 2024 07:24 PM (jlZJL)

158 128 i saw today that the ny times has an editorial calling for fanny willis to step down.
Posted by: gnats local 678

The NYT's is racist and sexist.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 25, 2024 07:24 PM (AdHga)

159 155 No politician dances well; they should avoid those situations. Remember how JFK would refuse to put on hats that people gifted him?

Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at January 25, 2024 07:25 PM (MvF+J)

160 129
So what would happen if every white person in one of these DEI struggle sessions were to get up and walk out while they were being ranted at?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 25, 2024 07:17 PM (MoZTd)
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Most likely fired.

Posted by: Ciampino - argue logically at January 25, 2024 07:26 PM (qfLjt)

161 I saw Felonious Fanny open for Twisted Sister at the Gorge in George in '89.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2024 07:26 PM (W/lyH)

162 I am so happy that the money stolen out of my paycheck by threat of force has a few bucks returned to me instead of feeding another poor hungry MS-13 killer.

You know, maybe we should just put a bounty on MS-13. Like, just bring back the head with the tattoos and you get paid no questions asked.

Posted by: Squozed at January 25, 2024 07:27 PM (RC3Cq)

163 Betcha Wade writes off the schlong boat trips as business expenses.

That's what Hunter does with his schlong expeditions.
Posted by: torabora at January 25, 2024 07:23 PM (qkyXi)

-----------

"So you think you're a Romeo
Playing a part in a porno-show
Take the schlong way home
Take the schlong way home

'Cause you're the joke of the neighborhood
Why should you care if you're feeling good
Take the schlong way home
Take the schlong way home"

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 25, 2024 07:27 PM (/z9fK)

164 Rand Paul: ‘When Did We Become the Sugar Daddy of the World?’

I like Rand...when he's on his meds.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 25, 2024 07:27 PM (eYF7X)

165 I haven't seen the Hillary video. Someone describe it to me like Jane Goodall would describe seeing an escaped orangutan succumbing to the effects of a tranquilizer dart.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 25, 2024 07:28 PM (Y6IkP)

166 You know, maybe we should just put a bounty on MS-13. Like, just bring back the head with the tattoos and you get paid no questions asked.

Posted by: Squozed at January 25, 2024 07:27 PM (RC3Cq)

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As I've been proposing for years now:

Make Bounties Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 25, 2024 07:29 PM (/z9fK)

167 Andycanuck, thanks for trying. I looked at your links.

I want an overwhelming majority of the states to stand with Texas. Mine is, fortunately.

Posted by: Emmie at January 25, 2024 07:29 PM (Sf2cq)

168 And we all know that Hunter has a ghost artist hooker actually producing them while he's passed out with a crack pipe up his ass.
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No ochre.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 25, 2024 07:29 PM (2yu8s)

169 So what would happen if every white person in one of these DEI struggle sessions were to get up and walk out while they were being ranted at?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 25, 2024 07:17 PM (MoZTd)
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Most likely fired.
Posted by: Ciampino - argue logically at January 25, 2024 07:26 PM (qfLjt)
***

Well. I can tell you it's not a good idea to stand up and ask why has there never been a white dude doing these briefings.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2024 07:29 PM (W/lyH)

170 Bribe'em trys to nationalize the guard, Abbott call up the state militia and has 500,000 troops.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 25, 2024 07:29 PM (bn3/b)

171 Will tonight's Café be the night Giant watusi break out?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 25, 2024 07:29 PM (a3Q+t)

172 >>> 81 Ace is painting someone's ceiling?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

'Painting' it with what?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 25, 2024 07:22 PM (eYF7X)

Off white? Kinda eggshell.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2024 07:23 PM (N9SfE)

Cream

Posted by: banana Dream at January 25, 2024 07:29 PM (Y6IkP)

173 So can Blofeld Biden nationalize the Texas guard with some flimsy 'national emergency'?

I'm guessing not enough illegal aliens is a national emergency.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2024 07:14 PM (N9SfE)

He is going to send the TNG to Syria to protect Israel's borders/

Posted by: Kindltot sez Atlavey Ooma-Kasma at January 25, 2024 07:30 PM (D7oie)

174
Most likely fired.
Posted by: Ciampino - argue logically

At a university, all the white people would, of course, collapse sobbing at their guilt. How about some manufacturing company? Is management going to fire all of them?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 25, 2024 07:30 PM (MoZTd)

175 > Hillary Clinton dances the macarena in Spain.

BEWARE CLICK BAIT
This is NEWS? My father in law gave me a book titled Very Special People. The book was a pictorial of circus side show freaks and geeks. I had never seen or known of such oddities.

Time to stay focused.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 25, 2024 07:30 PM (JMu4f)

176 I'm glad Abbott finally took a stand on the border, but I can't help but have this nagging feeling that the timing is tied to the release of the terrorist declaring "you will know who I am" video. Or just that the terrorist operatives are imported and we can now act like we are making a stand at the border.

Posted by: Crazy to be sane, Certified Moron and Virtue Signaler at January 25, 2024 07:30 PM (EES2L)

177 Nood elephants

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 25, 2024 07:30 PM (ou9hh)

178 >>166 You know, maybe we should just put a bounty on MS-13. Like, just bring back the head with the tattoos and you get paid no questions asked.

Posted by: Squozed

Do they tat their ears?
I like ear necklaces, they pack better.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 25, 2024 07:30 PM (eYF7X)

179 My company announced layoffs today. Yeay!! About 7% of the company. It’s a small company nobody ever heard of so it won’t make any news. But this is most of the economy. 80% of people are employed by companies with under 100 employees.

Heckuvajob Joe, leading our economy.
Posted by: Montec

My business area, 68,000 of Lockheed's ~130,000, announced a 5% layoff today. The other four business areas, Aeronautics, Missiles & Fire Control, Sikorsky, and Corp Hq are already doing about the same head count of layoffs. So an average across the company of ~6,500 heads being escourted out the door.

Bidenomics!

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 25, 2024 07:31 PM (3CCua)

180 Hi

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 25, 2024 07:31 PM (4U+62)

181 You're welcome, Emmie.

Unfortunately, the really-clear map versions were spread all over my usual X haunts and not all in one place!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 25, 2024 07:31 PM (2yu8s)

182 Ace is painting someone's ceiling?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

'Painting' it with what?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 25, 2024 07:22 PM (eYF7X)

Off white? Kinda eggshell.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2024 07:23 PM (N9SfE)

Cream
Posted by: banana Dream at January 25, 2024 07:29 PM

Pearl

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 25, 2024 07:31 PM (a3Q+t)

183 For a change of pace and too good/horrible to wait:

http://tinyurl.com/pmkn5psd

Posted by: Ciampino - Valentino at January 25, 2024 07:31 PM (qfLjt)

184 >>>>>> 2.) Unlike fighting in Afghanistan, they will not be constrained by any pesky "Rules of Engagement" when encountering the enemy.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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Americans killing Americans is a dreadful thought.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 25, 2024 07:31 PM (PdM5S)

185 149 You forgot number three. Small town Texas can get boring on a Saturday night, but when you have your AR, your F150, and a case of Lone Star those invaders on the horizon spell entertainment. 'Specially if you got your honey in the tight blue jeans along, loading magazines and doing Cuervo shots.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 25, 2024 07:32 PM (0EOe9)

186 Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 25, 2024 07:31 PM (a3Q+t)

Baby batter. The man is a legend after all

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 25, 2024 07:32 PM (4U+62)

187 182 Ace is painting someone's ceiling?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

'Painting' it with what?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 25, 2024 07:22 PM (eYF7X)

Off white? Kinda eggshell.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2024 07:23 PM (N9SfE)

Cream
Posted by: banana Dream at January 25, 2024 07:29 PM

Pearl

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 25, 2024 07:31 PM (a3Q+t)
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Wife: Beige, I think I'll paint it beige.

Posted by: Ciampino - Valentino at January 25, 2024 07:33 PM (qfLjt)

188 Assuming Abbott is successful in closing TX border, I'm trying to game out all the ways the left is going to work around that.

There're still three more S border states that would have to do the same thing as TX.

Illegals from Mex can still come in on boats to CA and Gulf Coast states.

And there was a story t'other day about Dem bigwigs founding an NGO to bring them straight in on intl airliners; we know TSA won't stop them.

Then there's the N border to think about.
Posted by: gp

Check the map from last thread. All the Gulf states side with Texas. They would have to go all the way from Texas to NM or AZ to come in. Long walk.
And once the citizens of NM and AZ see the influx...

Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2024 07:33 PM (G8h7g)

189 I wonder if Fanni and her paramour slip notes to one another in the courtroom...

He: Oooo, baby! In that sheer blouse, your breasts look like two loaves of French bread, spied through the smoked glass of a wall-mounted oven. Can't wait 'til the recess for lunch!

She: and I can't wait for you to snake my snizz like a toilet augur, Sugar! Meet me in the cloak room!

Posted by: Paco at January 25, 2024 07:33 PM (njExo)

190 Big Bucks, no Whammies!

Posted by: Fani Willis at January 25, 2024 07:34 PM (LaNzR)

191 Ace is painting someone's ceiling?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

'Painting' it with what?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 25, 2024 07:22 PM (eYF7X)

Off white? Kinda eggshell.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2024 07:23 PM (N9SfE)

Cream
Posted by: banana Dream at January 25, 2024 07:29 PM

Pearl

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 25, 2024 07:31 PM (a3Q+t)
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Wife: Beige, I think I'll paint it beige.
Posted by: Ciampino

Ecru.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2024 07:34 PM (G8h7g)

192 Cringe of the day: Hillary Clinton dances the macarena in Spain.

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Jeebus, has anybody ever seen Hillary and The Gopher from Caddyshack in the same room at the same time?

/Man, that was a whole lotta white privilege goin' on ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 25, 2024 07:34 PM (/z9fK)

193 Big bucks, no Yellow!

Posted by: Hunter Biden at January 25, 2024 07:34 PM (LaNzR)

194 Ecru.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2024 07:34 PM (G8h7g)

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Gesundheit!

/obligatory

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 25, 2024 07:35 PM (/z9fK)

195 You forgot number three. Small town Texas can get boring on a Saturday night, but when you have your AR, your F150, and a case of Lone Star those invaders on the horizon spell entertainment. 'Specially if you got your honey in the tight blue jeans along, loading magazines and doing Cuervo shots.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

Make the thermal hog scope and suppressor do double duty.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2024 07:35 PM (G8h7g)

196 Big bucks. No joke. Fat

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 25, 2024 07:36 PM (LaNzR)

197 Who thinks Nathan maybe has another, younger/prettier GF that the soon-to-be ex knows about, but Fani doesn’t?

Posted by: EveR at January 25, 2024 07:37 PM (x41Yq)

198 Americans killing Americans is a dreadful thought.
Posted by: Braenyard

Don't want none? Don't start none.
Fuck Around and Find Out.

Posted by: Saint Kyle of Kenosha

Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2024 07:38 PM (G8h7g)

199 195 Marty Robbins CD.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 25, 2024 07:39 PM (0EOe9)

200 Check the map from last thread. All the Gulf states side with Texas. They would have to go all the way from Texas to NM or AZ to come in. Long walk.

And once the citizens of NM and AZ see the influx...

Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2024 07:33 PM (G8h7g)

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My reaction to all of this "Why did it take this long?" And with all due respect -- and he's getting it now in spades -- to Gov. Abbott, he's taken a plank out of Kari Lake's campaign promise to do exactly this on Day One before (and the reason why) the governorship was stolen from her (with help from the McCain RINO Machine here in AZ).

My point being: had there been no election fraud, this would have occurred over a year ago with AZ being the flashpoint.

Academic at this point, but worthy of note ... cheers to all my brethren in TX, and if this thing gets hot -- I'll be there by your side.

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 25, 2024 07:39 PM (/z9fK)

201 NPR is continuing to completely embargo all news about Fani Willis and her Hungry Vaj.

I just got a great idea for Hungry Vaj Frozen Dinners.
Posted by: ShainS

Did you know Banquet's frozen dinners used to be trademarked as "Man-Pleaser" frozen dinners?

https://i.___ur.com/3kmlQnI.png

Posted by: mikeski has no idea where this will go at January 25, 2024 07:40 PM (DgGvY)

202 184 >>>>>> 2.) Unlike fighting in Afghanistan, they will not be constrained by any pesky "Rules of Engagement" when encountering the enemy.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
--------------------------------

Americans killing Americans is a dreadful thought.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 25, 2024 07:31 PM (PdM5S)
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Indeed. However I am of the opinion that any armed force sent from DC, will either balk at carrying out such orders or, if feebs, will get shot trying.
Would Army/NG outside of TX even obey?
How would such a force even get there? They could be stopped anywhere along their route. I'm also thinking that TX civilians would join in, invited or not.

Posted by: Ciampino - shooting vermin? at January 25, 2024 07:40 PM (qfLjt)

203 Who thinks Nathan maybe has another, younger/prettier GF that the soon-to-be ex knows about, but Fani doesn’t?

Posted by: EveR at January 25, 2024 07:37 PM (x41Yq)

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* Donkey-Chompers has entered the chat *

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 25, 2024 07:41 PM (/z9fK)

204 Any man can be an artist, depends on what he is good at. Ace’s art is mocking humor and he is about to create his masterpiece with FANI and sweet dick Esquire. That is all I have to say about that.

Posted by: Jukin at January 25, 2024 07:41 PM (17s+e)

205 bah. I usually remember to fix that.

https://i.imgur.com/3kmlQnI.png

Posted by: mikeski at January 25, 2024 07:41 PM (DgGvY)

206 Torchwood would have been alright but for the gay.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 25, 2024 07:43 PM (PdM5S)

207 Did you know Banquet's frozen dinners used to be trademarked as "Man-Pleaser" frozen dinners?

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Heh. No, did not know that, thanks!

Here's a URL to it (Pixy eats the "___ur" site links):

http://tinyurl.com/mrjy75pt

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 25, 2024 07:44 PM (/z9fK)

208 You forgot number three. Small town Texas can get boring on a Saturday night, but when you have your AR, your F150, and a case of Lone Star those invaders on the horizon spell entertainment. 'Specially if you got your honey in the tight blue jeans along, loading magazines and doing Cuervo shots.
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Drive down any rural road and note the bullet holes in the road signs. Those are usually done with a pistol at full speed while driving by. And drinking Cuervo shots while your girlfriend shakes her moneymaker in her holey jeans of course. Many rednecks and good ol boys can shoot well.

Posted by: Drc at January 25, 2024 07:52 PM (llGBY)

209 Has Mississippi declared support for Texas?

Posted by: Emmie at January 25, 2024 07:52 PM (Sf2cq)

210 Has Mississippi declared support for Texas?
Posted by: Emmie

Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2024 08:03 PM (G8h7g)

211 In France the "centrist" government passed a new immigration law with the help of the right, which in exchange got to include some tougher provisions.
From the beginning, Macron (the French president) announced that he will contest his own law in court, because of these harsher provisions.
Today the court struck down all the provisions included by the right. The right is dismayed. Macron got exactly what he wanted.
This is theater.

Posted by: PG at January 25, 2024 08:28 PM (gQbO4)

212 Taupe. It’s supposed to be very soothing.

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