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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Camille Corot
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: JT at January 24, 2024 09:30 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 24, 2024 09:30 AM (NBVIP)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2024 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BignJames at January 24, 2024 09:31 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Cher at January 24, 2024 09:31 AM (NBVIP)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 24, 2024 09:31 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at January 24, 2024 09:31 AM (SfhV1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2024 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at January 24, 2024 09:32 AM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Cher at January 24, 2024 09:32 AM (NBVIP)
The guy in the hat looks as if he's giving directions -- or telling the kids, "Get outta here!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024 09:32 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 24, 2024 09:32 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at January 24, 2024 09:32 AM (SfhV1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 24, 2024 09:32 AM (wJraq)
Posted by: dantesed at January 24, 2024 09:33 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2024 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2024 09:33 AM (14H8m)
And how they got the Muslims of the time in the way to not just exterminate them.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 24, 2024 09:33 AM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 09:33 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 24, 2024 09:33 AM (R4t5M)
Title: The Gypsies
Artist: Camille Corot (French, Paris 1796–1875 Paris)
Date: 1872
Medium: Oil on canvas
Dimensions: 21 3/4 x 31 1/2 in. (55.2 x 80 cm)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2024 09:33 AM (14H8m)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 24, 2024 09:33 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2024 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Corot at January 24, 2024 09:34 AM (NBVIP)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 24, 2024 09:34 AM (9mNHV)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024 09:34 AM (J2vNu)
Emperor Bidenicus I invited them.
To commit the crimes that Europeans just wouldn't commit.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 09:34 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Treebeard at January 24, 2024 09:34 AM (ibTVg)
That's how the artist expresses the odor.
Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at January 24, 2024 09:34 AM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 24, 2024 09:34 AM (9mNHV)
It's prolly behind the tree lifting a leg.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2024 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: 18-1
I think their migration westward preceded the Muzzies.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 09:35 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at January 24, 2024 09:35 AM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Camille Costanza at January 24, 2024 09:35 AM (NBVIP)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 24, 2024 09:33 AM (R4t5M)
I hope you Jewed em down on the price.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2024 09:35 AM (14H8m)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at January 24, 2024 09:35 AM (zZu0s)
And you cannot lie....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2024 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Hey that gypsy girl in that Disney movie had great hair.
A little too old though. Think she was a teenagers?
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 24, 2024 09:36 AM (ibTVg)
Posted by: huerfano at January 24, 2024 09:36 AM (Q4KYm)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 24, 2024 09:36 AM (mwCIn)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 24, 2024 09:36 AM (wlL4v)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024 09:36 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Kris at January 24, 2024 09:36 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 24, 2024 09:34 AM (9mNHV)
No tramps or thieves either.
Posted by: reason at January 24, 2024 09:36 AM (JjdDq)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 24, 2024 09:37 AM (cRrcX)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 24, 2024 09:37 AM (CsUN+)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2024 09:37 AM (14H8m)
I like the small fire under the tree. It's so tiny you almost miss it. It too small to warm the picture but just enough to attract my eye.
Yeah, that makes more sense.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 24, 2024 09:38 AM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2024 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)
You asked for it! (And I'm glad you did!!!)
https://youtu.be/6SQsv0JI1P8
Posted by: Doof at January 24, 2024 09:38 AM (XIF9h)
I think their migration westward preceded the Muzzies.
I thought they showed up in European records in the 1300s. Which would be just before Tamerlane.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 24, 2024 09:38 AM (ibTVg)
Posted by: t-bird at January 24, 2024 09:38 AM (bIidV)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2024
***
The Nazis were certainly equal-opportunity persecutors!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024 09:38 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 24, 2024 09:39 AM (NKqpy)
I think they also exterminated many of them in the camps. Thus, the term "discriminatory measures" may be a bit understated.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 24, 2024 09:39 AM (CsUN+)
Sounds like the makings of a limerick!
Posted by: Hint, hint at January 24, 2024 09:39 AM (NBVIP)
Doesn't look like a fire to me. More like a bloody rag or dress with couple of mushrooms on it.
Posted by: olddog in mo at January 24, 2024 09:40 AM (ViCCR)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2024
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The Roma romanticize it to this day as "the Sinti-mental Journey."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024 09:40 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 24, 2024 09:40 AM (ibTVg)
Posted by: 18-1
Well, could be. If so, they were lucky to have missed out on Tamerlane. That guy was a jihadist on steroids.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 09:40 AM (9yWhg)
They sat around laughing quietly to themselves, knowing that they had successfully gotten the Jews blamed for all the children the Roma had eaten...
Posted by: Ped Xing at January 24, 2024 09:40 AM (O9f/L)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 24, 2024 09:40 AM (2yu8s)
"I think their migration westward preceded the Muzzies."
I thought they showed up in European records in the 1300s. Which would be just before Tamerlane.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 24, 2024 09:38 AM (ibTVg)
The region had loads of migratory tribes over that time frame.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 24, 2024 09:40 AM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024 09:38 AM (J2vNu)
Make the Japs look like nice people.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2024 09:40 AM (14H8m)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 24, 2024 09:40 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at January 24, 2024 09:41 AM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 24, 2024 09:41 AM (MoZTd)
One of the greatest murderers in human history. And if he lived a few years longer and gotten his campaign into China he would have likely exceeded Genghis...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 24, 2024 09:41 AM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024 09:38 AM (J2vNu)
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Make the Japs look like nice people.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2024
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The Nipponese? No slouches, you would say.
Posted by: Koreans, Nanking Residents, etc. at January 24, 2024 09:42 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Lee Iacocca at January 24, 2024 09:42 AM (NBVIP)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 24, 2024 09:40 AM (ibTVg)
In 2009, the liberal lioness of the Supreme Court, Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, sat down with Emily Bazelon of the New York Times Magazine.
The ruling surprised me. Frankly I had thought that at the time Roe was decided, there was concern about population growth and particularly growth in populations that we don’t want to have too many of. So that Roe was going to be then set up for Medicaid funding for abortion.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2024 09:42 AM (14H8m)
Posted by: davidt at January 24, 2024 09:42 AM (SYTee)
Posted by: GOPe at January 24, 2024 09:42 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 24, 2024 09:43 AM (NpAcC)
One of the greatest murderers in human history.
I knew a girl named Tamerlane. Her parents must have had a sense of humor. At least I hope that's what it was.
Posted by: t-bird at January 24, 2024 09:43 AM (bIidV)
Three generations of imbeciles are enough!
Posted by: Oliver Wendell Holmes at January 24, 2024 09:43 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2024
Lord Mountbatten said before he died that he didn't want any Japs at his funeral. He loather them for their treatment of POWs, which was generally worse than that of the Germans.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 09:44 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Dr. Grimesby Roylott at January 24, 2024 09:44 AM (JCZqz)
Was "she" from Thailand or...Massachusetts?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 24, 2024 09:44 AM (ibTVg)
Posted by: dantesed at January 24, 2024 09:44 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 24, 2024 09:44 AM (pZ64F)
Around the campfire light,
A lovely woman in motion
With hair as dark as night.
Her eyes were like that of a cat in the dark
That hypnotized me with love. . . ."
Posted by: Brian Hyland at January 24, 2024 09:44 AM (J2vNu)
Would Hang.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 24, 2024 09:44 AM (EvkyC)
Hmmm...
Posted by: Margaret Sanger at January 24, 2024 09:44 AM (NBVIP)
Posted by: t-bird at January 24, 2024 09:43 AM (bIidV)
Was she lame?
Posted by: BignJames at January 24, 2024 09:44 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 24, 2024 09:45 AM (pZ64F)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 24, 2024 09:45 AM (pohLc)
Posted by: dantesed
Egypt, from which they were presumed to have come.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 09:45 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: dantesed at January 24, 2024
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I think there was some legend that they originated in Egypt.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024 09:45 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2024 09:45 AM (14H8m)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 09:46 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Lord Mountbatten at January 24, 2024 09:46 AM (NBVIP)
Corot is interesting. His landscapes remind me of Constable with the weight of old trees and undulating terrain. But his city scenes are bright and realistically detailed.
Posted by: JTB at January 24, 2024 09:46 AM (zudum)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 09:40 AM (9yWhg)
How did he manage to not have a name like "Al-Hchaach bin-Mchaach"?
Posted by: XTC at January 24, 2024 09:47 AM (sm6Pk)
The word "Gypsy" (educational context so I hope using this is fine here) is derived from "Egyptian", because when people with slightly browner skin than cottage cheese coloured English folks started showing up in the UK, many mistakenly presumed they were from Egypt. "Gitano" in Spanish seems to have the same background.
On the other hand, "Tzigane" (French), "Zigeuner" (German) and "Cigány" (Hungarian) come from Greek afaik, from "Athinganos", the name of a Phrygian sect.
Posted by: SMOD at January 24, 2024 09:47 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 24, 2024 09:47 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 24, 2024 09:47 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024
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How did he manage to not have a name like "Al-Hchaach bin-Mchaach"?
Posted by: XTC at January 24, 2024
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Paid ten pounds of gold on ChangeMyName dot com.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024 09:48 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 09:48 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Next2Nothing at January 24, 2024 09:48 AM (tA1/w)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 24, 2024 09:49 AM (pohLc)
That was for English, Americans, and others that they considered sort of kin. Their treatment of Russian POWs could not have been worse. Something like 3M starved or otherwise died out of about 6M.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 24, 2024 09:49 AM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 09:49 AM (9yWhg)
Oh - Oh
Volare!
Oh - Oh-Oh- Oh
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 24, 2024
***
Domenico Modugno did the original ("Nel Blu di Pinto de Blu"), and there was an English version that hit the Top 40 too, but not by Brian Hyland. Bobby Vee, maybe?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024 09:49 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Charlie Brown's Jockstrap? at January 24, 2024 09:50 AM (NBVIP)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 24, 2024 09:50 AM (CsUN+)
Posted by: SMOD at January 24, 2024 09:50 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 24, 2024 09:50 AM (pohLc)
Posted by: Dr. Grimesby Roylott at January 24, 2024 09:44 AM (JCZqz)
The dying woman referenced their speckled neckerchiefs, it must have been them who killed her.
Posted by: Kris at January 24, 2024 09:50 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: SMOD at January 24, 2024 09:51 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024 09:49 AM (J2vNu)
Bobby Rydell.
Posted by: Oliver Wendell Holmes at January 24, 2024 09:51 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: red speck at January 24, 2024 09:51 AM (0Id0S)
Posted by: SMOD at January 24, 2024 09:50 AM (RHGPo)
Seems his house caught fire between then and the start of the playoffs. Huh.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 24, 2024 09:52 AM (R4t5M)
Posted by: NFL drama queens at January 24, 2024 09:52 AM (NBVIP)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2024 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Dodgey prospect, that.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2024 09:52 AM (4I/2K)
Sounds like the ill-fated Earnest Borgnine-Ethel Merman marriage.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 09:52 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 24, 2024 09:52 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: SMOD at January 24, 2024 09:52 AM (RHGPo)
He loather them for their treatment of POWs, which was generally worse than that of the Germans.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 09:44 AM (9yWhg)
__________
Something like 30% of US and British POWs died in Japanese camps vs. 4% in German camps. What the Germans did to Soviet POWs and vice versa is a different story.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 24, 2024 09:52 AM (MoZTd)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2024 09:52 AM (14H8m)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 24, 2024 09:53 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 24, 2024 09:53 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: SMOD at January 24, 2024 09:53 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at January 24, 2024 09:54 AM (MvF+J)
Posted by: SMOD at January 24, 2024 09:52 AM (RHGPo)
And he would know all about fake news, group think, and cognitive pollution with all of his leftist ideas he is pushing, all the RC traditions he is tearing down.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 24, 2024 09:54 AM (N39Ws)
The Gypsy Chorus from Verdi's La Travi-otter is great music!
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s)
__________
*polite cough*
Il trovatore
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 24, 2024 09:54 AM (MoZTd)
Posted by: SMOD at January 24, 2024 09:54 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: SMOD at January 24, 2024 09:53 AM (RHGPo)
DEI for you. Or is it DIE?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 24, 2024 09:55 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Bill Gates at January 24, 2024 09:55 AM (NBVIP)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at January 24, 2024 09:55 AM (PacaG)
Posted by: SMOD at January 24, 2024 09:55 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: SMOD at January 24, 2024 09:52 AM (RHGPo)
Frankie the Red is a garbage human.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 24, 2024 09:56 AM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Zombie Bob Ross at January 24, 2024 09:56 AM (X4yCj)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 24, 2024 09:56 AM (pohLc)
Posted by: Doof at January 24, 2024 09:56 AM (XIF9h)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 24, 2024 09:56 AM (aD39U)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 24, 2024 09:56 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024
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Bobby Rydell.
Posted by: Oliver Wendell Holmes at January 24, 2024
***
I knew it was one of the Bobbys. Bobby Vinton, Vee, and Rydell.
There was a fad in the late Fifties and early Sixties for pop songs recorded in another language to hit the Top 40 in the original, not translated. "Sukiyaki" by Kyu Sakamoto, "Dominique" by The Singing Nun, Modugno's "Nel Blu," and "Laissez Tomber Les Filles" by France Gall were examples. They all had catchy or smoothly romantic melodies, so the actual words, I guess, were irrelevant to U.S. pop lovers.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024 09:56 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 24, 2024 09:56 AM (2yu8s)
The California woman who was convicted of stabbing her boyfriend to death 108 times during a “cannabis-induced psychosis” received a slap on the wrist Tuesday for the brutal killing.
__________
A man who stabbed his girlfriend 108 times during a cannabis-induced psychosis would be in the slammer for the remainder of his natural life.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 24, 2024 09:56 AM (MoZTd)
Posted by: SMOD at January 24, 2024 09:55 AM (RHGPo)
130k in 2020
162 k last night
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2024 09:57 AM (14H8m)
Posted by: Dominon Systems at January 24, 2024 09:57 AM (NBVIP)
Thanks for choosing art examples that can be enlarged to the point where the brush strokes are visible. That adds a lot to my appreciation of the work.
Posted by: JTB at January 24, 2024 09:57 AM (zudum)
Posted by: Darth Randall at January 24, 2024 09:57 AM (xT7BI)
Posted by: Doof at January 24, 2024 09:56 AM (XIF9h)
creme filled?
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2024 09:58 AM (14H8m)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at January 24, 2024 09:58 AM (PacaG)
Posted by: Darth Randall at January 24, 2024 09:57 AM (xT7BI)
US Capitol building
Posted by: Doof at January 24, 2024 09:58 AM (XIF9h)
Stabbed him to death 108 times...wow, way more lives than a cat.
Posted by: BignJames at January 24, 2024 09:58 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 24, 2024 09:56 AM (pohLc)
Now do bridges and hi rise buildings.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2024 09:59 AM (14H8m)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 09:59 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 24, 2024 09:59 AM (pohLc)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2024 09:59 AM (4I/2K)
He already is. She'll lose in Nevada and South Carolina.
I hope President Biden can reiterate how much his policies are being beneficial to the economy. We may need divine intervention if the thug were to win.
As the anti-Trump candidate, she needed some like-Trump candidates to hopefully split his vote. After losing in NH, she'll probably drop out. Like DeSantis she'll be looking at 2028 at her real chance.
I think by the convention there will be some Republicans trying to figure out a way to blow things up and nominate someone else, because Trump will be an even bigger mess by then.
Trump never did anything for America except for tax cuts to the rich. Reagan must be salivating at how much he dumbed down Americans.
Democrats misunderstand...Trump's supporters don't care about policy achievements. They like Trump because he publicly expresses and validates whatever anger and grievance they feel about the world they live in.
His supporters would prefer him over a Democrat who wants to enable progress?!
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 24, 2024 09:59 AM (JCZqz)
162 k last night
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But it was crappy weather so it shows no one actually voted for Trump!!!!!
Go, Vlad!!!!
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 24, 2024 09:59 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Ranch flavor Doritos at January 24, 2024 10:00 AM (NBVIP)
Posted by: BignJames
She was dating Rasputin, sounds like.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 10:00 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 24, 2024 10:00 AM (Y6IkP)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 24, 2024 09:59 AM (pohLc)
Only if it involves punching my Mile High Club card.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2024 10:00 AM (4I/2K)
Kirby: "I don't think so and that's why we asked for it to be removed"
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2024 10:00 AM (14H8m)
I assume you're referring to Louie, Louie.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 24, 2024 10:00 AM (CsUN+)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 24, 2024 10:00 AM (2yu8s)
He actually had 2 chirruns born from 2 different Baby Mommas in one month.
The Man Is The Ultimate Sex Pest.
Snip Snip time.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 24, 2024 10:00 AM (EvkyC)
Thanks for choosing art examples that can be enlarged to the point where the brush strokes are visible. That adds a lot to my appreciation of the work.
Posted by: JTB at January 24, 2024 09:57 AM (zudum)
Seconded
Posted by: Kris at January 24, 2024 10:01 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 24, 2024 10:02 AM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Don't forget "La Bamba."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 10:02 AM (9yWhg)
Rep. Dean Phillips on meeting MAGA for the first time.
“I gotta tell you guys, I went to a Donald Trump rally a couple of nights ago. I’ve never been to one. I had an event across the street. I saw the line of people waiting in the cold for hours.”
“And I thought what the heck. I’m going to be a leader who actually invited people, doesn’t condemn them.”
“Met probably 50 Trump people waiting in line. Every single one of them: thoughtful, hospitable, friendly. Al of them so frustrated that they feel nobody is listening to them, except Donald Trump.”
“A diverse crowd, people that have never been to a Trump event before.”
“My party is completely delusional!”
Remember this when Hillary Clinton or the Biden Administration says that MAGA needs to be “deprogrammed”.
Posted by: SMOD at January 24, 2024 10:02 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Lizzy Borden at January 24, 2024 10:02 AM (SYTee)
More and more I think "Idiocracy" was a documentary smuggled from the future.
Posted by: Halfhand at January 24, 2024 10:03 AM (iqlVT)
Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at January 24, 2024 10:03 AM (MvF+J)
Posted by: SMOD at January 24, 2024 09:54 AM (RHGPo)
She killed him 108 times? Seems excessive.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 24, 2024 10:04 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Montec at January 24, 2024 10:04 AM (U42yt)
Posted by: SMOD at January 24, 2024 09:52 AM (RHGPo)
Frankie the Red is a garbage human.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner
Here's the thing...he's not wrong...in fact I suspect his take's pretty on point. Especially given how Facebook, YouTube et al. have been blatantly doing exactly this for years now...
Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at January 24, 2024 10:04 AM (OUMaO)
I totes coulda sealed the deal in 102 stabs or fewer. Amatuer.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at January 24, 2024 10:04 AM (PacaG)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 24, 2024 10:05 AM (cRrcX)
I don't get this. Seems like you'd not want to see the brush strokes so that the art looks more realistic.
It'd be like seeing all the airbrushes/Photoshops on a Mannix girl.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 10:05 AM (9yWhg)
He actually had 2 chirruns born from 2 different Baby Mommas in one month.
Pearl Davis interviewed a guy that had kids with 7 different women. He mentioned he wasn't paying child support and she asked why.
He said he told them he wouldn't wear a condom but that he offered to pay for an abortion and they said no. Pearl clarified...isn't the government coming after you to pay child support. His answer? The women he knocked up didn't know his name or where he lived so...they couldn't.
What a screwed up world we live in isn't it?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 24, 2024 10:05 AM (ibTVg)
Posted by: SMOD at January 24, 2024 09:55 AM (RHGPo)
I have been reliably informed that this indicates he cannot win the state in the general and we should back another candidate.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 24, 2024 10:05 AM (z99Zw)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 24, 2024 10:05 AM (pohLc)
Posted by: But I'm no grammarian at January 24, 2024 10:06 AM (NBVIP)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 24, 2024 10:06 AM (CsUN+)
Tell me mommy and daddy pay all your bills without telling me mommy and daddy pay all your bills.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 24, 2024 10:06 AM (Q0kLU)
As for German, the Beatles did release German-language versions of a couple of their songs from the Hamburg days, like "Gib Mir Deine Hand," but they weren't Top 40 singles. They appeared on some of the Beatles' early albums.
Wasn't there a German-language single released by Elvis, though?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024 10:06 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: SMOD at January 24, 2024 10:07 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 24, 2024 10:05 AM (pohLc)
Yeah, well see....
Posted by: BignJames at January 24, 2024 10:07 AM (AwYPR)
Remember this when Hillary Clinton or the Biden Administration says that MAGA needs to be “deprogrammed”.
The peasants are revolting!
Yeah they stink on ice
Posted by: A previous version of Hillary/Biden at January 24, 2024 10:07 AM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 10:07 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Montec at January 24, 2024 10:07 AM (U42yt)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 24, 2024 09:59 AM (JCZqz)
Progress ? Is that what they're calling the total destruction of the United States ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2024 10:07 AM (n2vyf)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2024 10:07 AM (4I/2K)
I stabbed a lot of girls, while high on the Devil's Cabbage, in college.
Always by request, though.
Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2024 10:07 AM (mdhFC)
What a screwed up world we live in isn't it?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 24, 2024 10:05 AM (ibTVg)
Oh! We knows where Tyree's ass be and wees be coming to get dat money!
Mo Money! Mo Money Mo Money!
Posted by: Gold Digging Baby Mammas at January 24, 2024 10:08 AM (EvkyC)
Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at January 24, 2024 10:08 AM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Montec at January 24, 2024 10:07 AM (U42yt)
Just like Yogi and Boo Boo.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2024 10:08 AM (4I/2K)
Corcovado was not wholly in english.
Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2024 10:09 AM (mdhFC)
I think DeSantis' image will be 'rehabilitated' for his service. Haley's best chances are as a Democrat.
Posted by: t-bird at January 24, 2024 10:09 AM (qh15L)
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 24, 2024 10:09 AM (pZ64F)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at January 24, 2024 10:09 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024
***
I had forgotten that one!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024 10:09 AM (J2vNu)
I totes coulda sealed the deal in 102 stabs or fewer. Amatuer.
Posted by: She Hobbit
I went on a Life Flight from John Sealy Hospital in Galveston to one of the prison units in Brazoria County to pick up an inmate who had been stabbed. Doctors stopped counting at 41 and started to work on him. He made it.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2024 10:09 AM (CgVac)
Posted by: SMOD at January 24, 2024 09:55 AM (RHGPo)
Claire McCaskill: A really bad night for Donald Trump
http://tinyurl.com/2tbuekbf
Posted by: Archimedes at January 24, 2024 10:06 AM (CsUN+)
🤣🤣🤣
Posted by: Montec at January 24, 2024 10:09 AM (U42yt)
Posted by: Paco at January 24, 2024 10:10 AM (njExo)
Meh.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 10:07 AM (9yWhg)
There is a threshold you have to overcome. The first time you break it, it knocks you on your ass for a bit. I could not stop laughing for about 30 minutes.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 24, 2024 10:10 AM (pohLc)
Posted by: Feliz Navi Dad at January 24, 2024 10:10 AM (NBVIP)
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Oh dear. This means their support for Democrats will fall to 99.98%
Posted by: Montec at January 24, 2024 10:10 AM (U42yt)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2024
***
Wasn't that mostly in English? "This is what we've waited for/This is it, boys, this is war!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024 10:11 AM (J2vNu)
What up peeps!
I'm playing hooky from hospice today. Any suggestions what I should get out and do?
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at January 24, 2024 10:11 AM (X4yCj)
Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2024 10:11 AM (mdhFC)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 10:11 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at January 24, 2024 10:11 AM (X4yCj)
Roof a house?
Posted by: BignJames at January 24, 2024 10:11 AM (AwYPR)
The peasants are revolting!
Yeah they stink on ice
Posted by: A previous version of Hillary/Biden at January 24, 2024
***
Merchant class is no bargain either
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024 10:11 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: SMOD at January 24, 2024 10:12 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Patrick at January 24, 2024 10:12 AM (4DC/N)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 24, 2024 10:04 AM (tkR6S)
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If he kept rising from the grave she should have decapitated him...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2024 10:12 AM (7fElN)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024 10:06 AM (J2vNu)
He sang "Wooden Heart" in both English and German in the movie GI Blues. I don't know if it was ever a single, though.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 24, 2024 10:12 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 24, 2024 10:12 AM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Ricardo Montelban at January 24, 2024 10:12 AM (NBVIP)
A lot of times, this is because of the environment.
Whoever got you high should have taken you to the store and laughed while you tried to pick out a snack.
Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2024 10:12 AM (mdhFC)
Posted by: SMOD at January 24, 2024 10:12 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2024
***
Wasn't that mostly in English? "This is what we've waited for/This is it, boys, this is war!"
There were 2 versions: one in German, and one in English.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 24, 2024 10:13 AM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 10:13 AM (9yWhg)
Wasn't there a German-language single released by Elvis, though?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024 10:06 AM (J2vNu)
Muss I Denn? I seem to remember that. La Vie En Rose by Edith Piaf was a big international hit, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 24, 2024 10:13 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024 10:13 AM (J2vNu)
Please feed the cat,
Please feed the cat
I'm starving and I don't want to die
I want a plate full of tasty nuggets,
I want a plate full of tasty nuggets,
I want a plate full of tasty nuggets
So I can thrive
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 24, 2024 10:13 AM (pZ64F)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 24, 2024 10:04 AM (tkR6S)
Once for each of the Outlaws of the Lost Dynasty (from Water Margin).
Posted by: XTC at January 24, 2024 10:14 AM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: David Hasselhoff at January 24, 2024 10:14 AM (mdhFC)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 10:14 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 24, 2024
***
"Muss I Denn" sounds familiar. (I mangled it in my mind as "Moosie Den.") "Wooden Heart" was its English title, and according to Genius Lyrics, only one verse was in German.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024 10:15 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at January 24, 2024 10:15 AM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Wayne Newton at January 24, 2024 10:15 AM (4I/2K)
When they were little the Kids thought he was saying "fleas on my dog."
Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2024 10:15 AM (n2vyf)
Does your light attach directly to your USP, or do you have a mount?
I want a light on mine (bedside pistol)...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 24, 2024 10:15 AM (gSZYf)
Posted by: THE GIPSY KINGS at January 24, 2024 10:15 AM (mdhFC)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024
***
"From the bottom of my heart," etc. Yes.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024 10:16 AM (J2vNu)
http://tinyurl.com/3c9drh45
Posted by: Paco at January 24, 2024 10:16 AM (njExo)
Posted by: The Singing Nun at January 24, 2024 10:16 AM (NBVIP)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 24, 2024 10:17 AM (Q0kLU)
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There's an anecdote from a British cavalry officer who survived Waterloo that he had e.g. 17 wounds, five of which were fatal. [I think he was caught in the French lancers' great charge.]
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 24, 2024 10:17 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2024 10:17 AM (n2vyf)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Freddy Fender. Before the Next Teardrop Falls.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2024 10:17 AM (CgVac)
Mark Steyn's "Song of the Week" column is usually pretty good for that.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 10:17 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 24, 2024 10:17 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Kris at January 24, 2024 10:17 AM (OyyDO)
After a life like his, imagine being blowed up by the Irish.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 24, 2024 10:17 AM (zdLoL)
I was just watching 'Wooden Heart (Muss' I' Denn)' from a movie. Is it really him singing? He does a fine job with the Schwäbisch sections.
Posted by: t-bird at January 24, 2024 10:18 AM (h+uLi)
Guys you won't believe it: They're remaking A Christmas Carol with a race-bent Scrooge who "hates refugees."
Your British Betters really hate "A Christmas Carol" roughly two years ago the BBC had a new "diverse" Christmas Carol wherein -
Scrooge raped Bob Ratchet's Black wife.
Yup, That's right.
Why you may ask do Our Betters hate a pleasantry like a "A Christmas Carol" so much.
It's pretty easy.
Scrooge's problem is that he has a complete lack of Christian charity and happiness, as exemplified by his hatred of Christmas and the Christmas Spirt.
Through the visits by the Ghosts he relearned the lessons of Christian charity and happiness and regains his lost Christmas Spirit.
Our Betters seek to wipe out Christianity if not completely then completely from the public square.
That is why they shuffle out these deformed woke zombies animated by woke "crimes" of "racism" or "misogyny" and literal crimes like rape.
Dickens himself should rise from the grave and beat these clowns silly with a horsewhip.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 24, 2024 10:18 AM (nFnyb)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2024 10:18 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 24, 2024 10:18 AM (pohLc)
*
When they were little the Kids thought he was saying "fleas on my dog."
Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2024
***
"Police stopped my car,
Police stopped my car . . ."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024 10:18 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 10:18 AM (9yWhg)
There are measures I can take that will not be pleasant.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 24, 2024 10:18 AM (gSZYf)
I want a light on mine (bedside pistol)...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
I had to get a rail mount.
The USP only has grooves down the sides.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2024 10:18 AM (CgVac)
After a life like his, imagine being blowed up by the Irish.
Eh, to me he was always the personification of the upper class twit of the year winner.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 24, 2024 10:19 AM (CsUN+)
Scrooge raped Bob Ratchet's Black wife.
Yup, That's right.
I saw that one and I was aghast
Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2024 10:19 AM (n2vyf)
Rapes, beatings, murders, arson, kidnapping. But all is well because sportsball.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 24, 2024 10:19 AM (R4t5M)
Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2024 10:07 AM (mdhFC)
Sure.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 24, 2024 10:19 AM (z99Zw)
I went on a Life Flight from John Sealy Hospital in Galveston to one of the prison units in Brazoria County to pick up an inmate who had been stabbed. Doctors stopped counting at 41 and started to work on him. He made it.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2024 10:09 AM (CgVac)
Prison units, the pride of Rosharon, TX
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 24, 2024 10:20 AM (MoZTd)
Funny thing is, the A type personalities don't have this reaction to Weed. It doesn't slow them down at all.
Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2024 10:20 AM (mdhFC)
Police suspect fair play.
Posted by: Old Dennis Miller line at January 24, 2024 10:20 AM (NBVIP)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 24, 2024 10:20 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: JTB at January 24, 2024 09:57 AM (zudum)
Sometimes the internet provides great large images, and sometimes it doesn't! I have a big monitor on my desk, so the bigger the better for me, but that's not the case for everyone, so it is a bit of a compromise. 4,500x4,500 pixels is a bit too big!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 24, 2024 10:20 AM (gSZYf)
There are measures I can take that will not be pleasant.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
What the heck did we do now? We haven't got any maple syrup, I assure you.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 10:20 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 24, 2024 10:21 AM (2yu8s)
Sounds like the makings of a limerick!
Posted by: Hint, hint
*********
DELUSIONS - PART TWO
The claims of the chicken-man, Brewster
Just troubled his wife, it confused her
She pleaded, she begged
"If you're fowl, lay an egg!"
He said, "Don't be daft, I'm a rooster!"
Posted by: Muldoon at January 24, 2024 10:21 AM (991eG)
There are measures I can take that will not be pleasant.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 24, 2024 10:18 AM (gSZYf)
What did we do!??!
Posted by: BignJames at January 24, 2024 10:21 AM (AwYPR)
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I was just watching 'Wooden Heart (Muss' I' Denn)' from a movie. Is it really him singing? He does a fine job with the Schwäbisch sections.
Posted by: t-bird at January 24, 2024
***
Elvis was a pro and always gave 100% in his performances, including in those silly musical movies of the mid- and late Sixties. He had wanted to be an actor and got training and tips from William "Koloth" Campbell in one of their films together. I can imagine him working hard on the German pronunciation to get it right.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024 10:21 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 24, 2024 10:21 AM (2yu8s)
*snort*
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2024 10:22 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 10:18 AM (9yWhg)
I think the jury is out on whether she was lesbian or not, although she did leave the convent to live with another woman. She killed herself because the Belgian authorities were after her for back taxes on "Dominique."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 24, 2024 10:22 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Ramsey 1 was my first unit.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2024 10:22 AM (CgVac)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2024 10:17 AM (CgVac)
As a Tejano, Freddy recorded a lot in both English and Spanish. If you like his stuff, look for the yootoob of The Texas Tornadoes Live At Austin City Limits. Great concert.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 24, 2024 10:22 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: t-bird at January 24, 2024 10:22 AM (h+uLi)
Posted by: Mobile Mayhem at January 24, 2024 10:22 AM (V5BDR)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2024 10:18 AM (CgVac)
Streamlight has a couple that mount directly, but they aren't the brightest lights...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 24, 2024 10:22 AM (gSZYf)
Posted by: Pete Bootyjizz at January 24, 2024 10:22 AM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 10:23 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at January 24, 2024 10:23 AM (MvF+J)
There are measures I can take that will not be pleasant.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
It would seem that we have vexed the Dildo. Forgive us, oh mighty one for we know not what we have done!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 24, 2024 10:24 AM (cRrcX)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 24, 2024 10:21 AM (2yu8s)
His fake (sort of) southern/western accent irritates the piss out of me, and I used to be an insane fan in my teens and early 20s...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 24, 2024 10:24 AM (gSZYf)
Posted by: Some Moron at January 24, 2024 10:25 AM (ibTVg)
Let me guess...
they involve Sous Vid and Butter and Salt.
But no Syrup.
Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2024 10:25 AM (mdhFC)
Posted by: Why I'm addicted to the Art Thread at January 24, 2024 10:25 AM (NBVIP)
Posted by: gp Extends His Arms
If both my wife and I end up unemployed, I guess we'll have to give up booze until we find work again. That stuff eats a real hole in our pocket.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 10:25 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: The Schmenge Brothers at January 24, 2024 10:25 AM (V5BDR)
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He growls. Endlessly. Fuck NJ.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 24, 2024 10:25 AM (pZ64F)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 24, 2024 10:25 AM (wMDPw)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2024 10:26 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Look at the Olight Baldr S Mounted w/Green Laser. 800 lumens. Pretty bright.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2024 10:26 AM (CgVac)
I think DeSantis' image will be 'rehabilitated' for his service. Haley's best chances are as a Democrat.
Posted by: t-bird at January 24, 2024 10:09 AM (qh15L)
Eh, she's almost certainly gonna pull a Third Way Candidacy and run like John Anderson or Ross Perot, if she stays in.
It'll be at her globalist backers behest.
They can bleed out Republican's campaign money. And maybe, probably not, but maybe squeak out a tie or win.
In any event, she'll be set up to be fat, dumb, sassy and rich for the rest of her life.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 24, 2024 10:26 AM (nFnyb)
Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at January 24, 2024 10:23 AM (MvF+J)
I have looked at my booze expenditure for a year (via my credit card reporting system)...Ouch! And that doesn't count bars and restaurants!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 24, 2024 10:26 AM (gSZYf)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2024 10:26 AM (4I/2K)
Well at least I have Dominique out of my brain now
Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2024 10:26 AM (n2vyf)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 24, 2024 10:27 AM (R4t5M)
Oh, I don't know. She was pretty fun. Coulda told me about the kid, though.
Posted by: Otto Preminger at January 24, 2024 10:27 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 24, 2024 10:27 AM (GD2xa)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 24, 2024 10:27 AM (wMDPw)
Posted by: andycanuck
Right?
- Eddie Vedder
Posted by: Montec at January 24, 2024 10:27 AM (U42yt)
Posted by: naturalfake at January 24, 2024 10:18 AM (nFnyb)
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Waiting for the Muslim British rewrite; they can call it "A Ramadan Rape."
Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 24, 2024 10:28 AM (r+cdt)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 24, 2024 10:27 AM (GD2xa)
https://youtu.be/hsm4poTWjMs
(NSFW)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2024 10:28 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2024 10:26 AM (CgVac)
Thanks. The Streamlight is about 160 lumens...
What mount do you use?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 24, 2024 10:28 AM (gSZYf)
down by the river Claydee.
He whistled and he sang 'til the green woods rang
And he won the heart of a lady.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 24, 2024 10:28 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Some Moron at January 24, 2024 10:25 AM (ibTVg)
They go in the dishwasher. Use the Light/China/Crystal setting, says a friend.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2024 10:28 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Toni Basil at January 24, 2024 10:28 AM (vN/UD)
Posted by: Pete Bootyboot at January 24, 2024 10:28 AM (NBVIP)
Posted by: andycanuck
John Fogerty has entered the chat.
Posted by: Otto Preminger at January 24, 2024 10:28 AM (9yWhg)
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It's okay, man. We'll organize a Valu-Rite GoFundIt for you both!!! 😢
[no offence meant]
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 24, 2024 10:29 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: naturalfake at January 24, 2024 10:29 AM (nFnyb)
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He growls. Endlessly. Fuck NJ.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 24, 2024
***
Oh, you mean Mumbles Springsteen? He was a good songwriter; he wrote "Fire" for the Pointer Sisters (he's hoped Elvis would record it, but the King died that summer), and "This Little Girl Is Mine" for Gary U.S. Bonds.
His singing? No thanks.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024 10:30 AM (J2vNu)
[no offence meant]
Posted by: andycanuck
None taken.
Posted by: Otto Preminger at January 24, 2024 10:30 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 24, 2024 10:30 AM (p+1gI)
Posted by: Mayor Pete at January 24, 2024 10:30 AM (9fnGX)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 24, 2024 10:24 AM (gSZYf)
Like many, I was a fan too. His first album was fun and had a lot of good music. No preaching. I have several of his albums and the only other one I liked was Nebraska. Pretty dark, but well done.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at January 24, 2024 10:31 AM (gxRWI)
My Great Grandfather was a Shepherd in the old country (N. of Naples). One day he found the Gypsy camped on the family land and threw them off.
The old Gypsy Lady cursed him and his family repeatedly as he did so. The next day, he lost 3 sheep while he was supposed to be watching them...instead of going home and getting his ass kicked by his father, he brought the sheep into the paddock and ran away. To America.
Arrived here with less than $5 in his pocket. Knowing not a soul in America and never, ever returning home.
Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2024 10:31 AM (mdhFC)
Posted by: Otto Preminger at January 24, 2024 10:28 AM (9yWhg)
But he had the HI-DEE-HI-DEE-HAAH!
Posted by: XTC at January 24, 2024 10:31 AM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Come here and I'll show you, silly buns.
Posted by: Mayor Pete at January 24, 2024 10:30 AM (9fnGX)
I knew that was coming... Oops
Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2024 10:31 AM (n2vyf)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PkL7QFys-Q
Posted by: exdem13 at January 24, 2024 10:31 AM (W+kMI)
What mount do you use?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
I can't even remember. Sorry. I've had the mounts for a decade. Only finally got around to buying the light two or three years ago. They shouldn't be hard to find. I'll do some looking.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2024 10:31 AM (CgVac)
Posted by: SMOD at January 24, 2024 10:31 AM (RHGPo)
Ah, so this explains your love of Crocs.
Posted by: Otto Preminger at January 24, 2024 10:32 AM (9yWhg)
They have a quaint custom of scooping shit out of their pants and throwing it. Seen videos of it.
Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at January 24, 2024 10:32 AM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 10:33 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024 10:33 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Some Moron at January 24, 2024 10:25 AM (ibTVg)
I believe the lesson was supposed to be to not leave it there.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 24, 2024 10:33 AM (z99Zw)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Come here and I'll show you, silly buns.
Posted by: Mayor Pete at January 24, 2024 10:30 AM (9fnGX)
I knew that was coming... Oops
Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2024 10:31 AM (n2vyf)
So wrong, but I LOLed.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2024 10:33 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: XTC at January 24, 2024 10:31 AM (sm6Pk)
DOO-DOOT-DOO-DOOT-DOO!
Posted by: BignJames at January 24, 2024 10:33 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: SMOD at January 24, 2024 10:33 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,
Best of luck, Wolfus.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 10:33 AM (9yWhg)
A woman the exact same skin color as myself being teased everyday for being brown. Seems legit. When you're losing because your inauthentic, pushed by the wrong people and wrong on every issue you always play the woman or race card.
What a pos.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 24, 2024 10:34 AM (JeYYB)
Posted by: SMOD at January 24, 2024 10:34 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: The Schmenge Brothers
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LOL.
I was going to have looked for that at YouTube but decided against it.
It couldn't be made today.
And it was a parody of 1970's Toronto TV stations' Saturday ethnic programing in the 24 or so channel cable universe of that time especially CITY-TV and MTV [Multilingual TV not the music one!]
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 24, 2024 10:34 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 24, 2024 10:34 AM (MeG8a)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2024 10:34 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024 10:33 AM (J2vNu)
So, no gold star or smiley face on your report card then?
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2024 10:34 AM (4I/2K)
I didn't find out until they were adults that they believed me.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 24, 2024 10:34 AM (WSTFK)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 24, 2024 10:35 AM (JeYYB)
A woman the exact same skin color as myself being teased everyday for being brown. Seems legit. When you're losing because your inauthentic, pushed by the wrong people and wrong on every issue you always play the woman or race card.
What a pos.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 24, 2024 10:34 AM (JeYYB)
According to the old picture of Nimrata that was circulating, she wasn't being mocked for being brown.
She was being mocked for being fat.
Posted by: XTC at January 24, 2024 10:35 AM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: The Police at January 24, 2024 10:36 AM (NBVIP)
Posted by: gourmand du jour
Love that number. "I told him, if he popped his gum one more time..."
Plus, all the ladies are in their undies.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 10:36 AM (9yWhg)
Got my work evaluation meeting coming up in about 30. As I said on the Tech Thread this morning, I fully expect that my boss will record his disappointment with me, as I'm sure he did for my colleagues.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
They're always disappointed with you. They don't want you to get uppity and start thinking you're valuable. Then you're grateful for the pittance of a raise they toss in your general direction.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 24, 2024 10:36 AM (MoZTd)
Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at January 24, 2024 10:36 AM (MvF+J)
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Oh, I don't know. She was pretty fun. Coulda told me about the kid, though.
Posted by: Otto Preminger at January 24, 2024
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I had no idea, Otto. Seems like you really got around.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024 10:36 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: andycanuck
John Fogerty has entered the chat.
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I dunno, Fogerty does a good faux-Southern act. Or maybe a good faux-Okie, even if he really doesn't sound like Toby Keith.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 24, 2024 10:37 AM (W+kMI)
I didn't find out until they were adults that they believed me.
Posted by: Tonypete
Pretending that I was calling Fork Union Military Academy to enroll him always worked with my son.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 10:37 AM (9yWhg)
“The city doesn’t care about Staten Island,” special education teacher Paul Caminiti told The Post.
Posted by: SMOD at January 24, 2024 10:37 AM (RHGPo)
I can proudly say I worked for 35 years and never received any recognition, congratulations or atta-boys.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 24, 2024 10:37 AM (MoZTd)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2024 10:31 AM (CgVac)
No worries. They aren't complicated, so anything well made should work.
I was just curious...
Thanks!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 24, 2024 10:37 AM (gSZYf)
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My boss is also my best friend so he's always disappointed in me
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at January 24, 2024 10:37 AM (VTu1l)
Mark Z. Barabak
@markzbarabak
For those inclined to respond to folks who've just been laid off from newspaper jobs, telling them to "learn to code" is not only mean and heartless but unoriginal and not at all clever.
Rather, look inside and ask how you grew that black hole where your heart is supposed to be.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at January 24, 2024 10:38 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 24, 2024 10:37 AM (MoZTd)
That's what paychecks are for.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 24, 2024 10:38 AM (gSZYf)
Posted by: SMOD at January 24, 2024 10:38 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: exdem13
Except you can't always understand Mr. "There's-a-bathroom-on-the right."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 10:38 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024 10:33 AM (J2vNu)
So, no gold star or smiley face on your report card then?
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2024
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"S" for Satisfactory, rather than "E" for Excellent. It's odd; my previous boss here, and those I had in my former job, all rubber-stamped the eval business and called it good. This guy is more formal.
I'm planning on being outta here in a couple of months anyway.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024 10:38 AM (J2vNu)
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Snort.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 24, 2024 10:38 AM (pZ64F)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 24, 2024 10:38 AM (SExFt)
@markzbarabak
For those inclined to respond to folks who've just been laid off from newspaper jobs, telling them to "learn to code" is not only mean and heartless but unoriginal and not at all clever.
Rather, look inside and ask how you grew that black hole where your heart is supposed to be.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at January 24, 2024 10:38 AM (FVME7)
Waaaaa
Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2024 10:39 AM (n2vyf)
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Well then, Ohio is safe for another twenty years.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 24, 2024 10:39 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 24, 2024 10:39 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: naturalfake doing Lucille Ball Schtick at January 24, 2024 10:40 AM (nFnyb)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 24, 2024 10:40 AM (EGSGm)
Posted by: blaster at January 24, 2024 10:40 AM (xhfG9)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 24, 2024 10:39 AM (2yu8s)
Yes hang in there
Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2024 10:40 AM (n2vyf)
Mark Z. Barabak
@markzbarabak
For those inclined to respond to folks who've just been laid off from newspaper jobs, telling them to "learn to code" is not only mean and heartless but unoriginal and not at all clever.
Rather, look inside and ask how you grew that black hole where your heart is supposed to be.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at January 24, 2024 10:38 AM (FVME7)
What would he say to an abused wife celebrating the death of her abusive husband?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 24, 2024 10:40 AM (KbCG3)
For those inclined to respond to folks who've just been laid off from newspaper jobs, telling them to "learn to code" is not only mean and heartless but unoriginal and not at all clever.
Oh, I'm so sorry. I hope you find a new opportunity commensurate with your qualifications and skills.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 24, 2024 10:40 AM (MoZTd)
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Here's how heartless I am...eff off loser. And what was your response to coal miners losing their job? Frackers?
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 24, 2024 10:41 AM (JeYYB)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024
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From the time I was eleven, my father threatened me with banishment to the Gulf Coast Military Academy. Then, one day when I was thirteen, I discovered one of their ads, which said they only took boys up to age twelve.
Imagine my glee when I showed him the ad. (You can also imagine, accurately, that I lost my allowance that week, but it was worth it.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024 10:41 AM (J2vNu)
Not sure it matters, but when I first saw it I thought there was a late surge for the wicked witch. There was not.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 24, 2024 10:41 AM (dGCAG)
Me: "That's because of the dozens of hot priority jobs you dropped on me, that weren't on your f'n Gantt charts."
Evaluator: "You obviously aren't a team player."
Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at January 24, 2024 10:41 AM (MvF+J)
I didn't find out until they were adults that they believed me.
Posted by: Tonypete
Pretending that I was calling Fork Union Military Academy to enroll him always worked with my son.
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It is good to see that my belief in the actions of parents in Scholastic Books contemporary stories was not misplaced.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 24, 2024 10:41 AM (W+kMI)
@markzbarabak
Rather, look inside and ask how you grew that black hole where your heart is supposed to be.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
"From you Mark! We learned it from you!!"
Posted by: Tonypete at January 24, 2024 10:41 AM (WSTFK)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 10:37 AM (9yWhg)
I always went with medical experiments. We're selling you for medical experiments.
Posted by: blaster at January 24, 2024 10:41 AM (xhfG9)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 24, 2024 09:40 AM (ibTVg)
And they're STILL at it.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 24, 2024 10:42 AM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 24, 2024 10:42 AM (cRrcX)
>>“The city doesn’t care about Staten Island,”
This has always been true and not just for teachers.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 24, 2024 10:42 AM (XV/Pl)
Rather, look inside and ask how you grew that black hole where your heart is supposed to be.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at January 24, 2024 10:38 AM (FVME7)
If he can learn to pick up a shovel bu the wooden end, he is half way to starting a new and lucrative career.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 24, 2024 10:42 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 24, 2024 10:26 AM (gSZYf)
*looks at bar cabinet*
*looks at OTHER liquor cabinet*
I will NOT be doing an expenditure analysis!
Posted by: Doof at January 24, 2024 10:43 AM (XIF9h)
Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at January 24, 2024 10:43 AM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024
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I always went with medical experiments. We're selling you for medical experiments.
Posted by: blaster at January 24, 2024
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I tell Stirling the big black cat that he's flawed and has to go back to the shelter at Vicksburg. He remains resolutely unimpressed.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024 10:43 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: The boss at January 24, 2024 10:43 AM (NBVIP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNPS_xsHqDw
Posted by: exdem13 at January 24, 2024 10:43 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 10:44 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: blaster at January 24, 2024 10:44 AM (xhfG9)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 24, 2024 10:41 AM (JeYYB)
I looked inside my heart, found all sorts of concern and love for many people on this here planet.
Not a single one of those folks earning my concern was a journalist who got laid off.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 24, 2024 10:44 AM (dGCAG)
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I'm sure he's looking out for us.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at January 24, 2024 10:44 AM (FVME7)
I expect a moon dance. It will not be pretty.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 24, 2024 10:44 AM (CsUN+)
I'm planning on being outta here in a couple of months anyway.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024 10:38 AM (J2vNu)
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*pins evaluation to refrigerator door*
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 24, 2024 10:44 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Madamemayhem
It must be how the dildos are washed.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 24, 2024 10:45 AM (MG2xz)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 24, 2024 10:26 AM (gSZYf)
Lay off the Pappy Van Winkle.
Posted by: BignJames at January 24, 2024 10:45 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 24, 2024 10:45 AM (bn3/b)
Posted by: The Schmenge Brothers at January 24, 2024 10:45 AM (V5BDR)
Thanks.
Posted by: L - Confident they're working on new 'rope-a-dope' techniques for the Presidential election at January 24, 2024 10:45 AM (GshMh)
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My best friend actually graduated from there. Back in 1980 IIRC.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 24, 2024 10:46 AM (Q4IgG)
Oh, I'm so sorry. I hope you find a new opportunity commensurate with your qualifications and skills.
Obligatory: someone with your qualifications would have no trouble finding a top-flight job in either the food service or housekeeping industries.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 24, 2024 10:46 AM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024
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I always went with medical experiments. We're selling you for medical experiments.
Posted by: blaster at January 24, 2024
***
I tell Stirling the big black cat that he's flawed and has to go back to the shelter at Vicksburg. He remains resolutely unimpressed.
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Tell Stirling that if he does it again, you'll sell him to a violin factory. Maybe imitate playing a violin too.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 24, 2024 10:46 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: DEROBERT AND THE HALF-TRUTHS at January 24, 2024 10:46 AM (mdhFC)
*looks at OTHER liquor cabinet*
I will NOT be doing an expenditure analysis!
Posted by: Doof
One year when I was stationed in Monterey, I decided to give up drinking for Lent.
Then I got hired by a rich retired Army doctor from my church to housesit for him while he and his wife went on vacation.
He had a well-stocked booze cabinet.
Needless to say, I did not give up drinking for Lent.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 10:46 AM (9yWhg)
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This idiot too:
Tim Carney @TPCarney 18h
I have no appetite for conservative snark on this. This is a personal disaster for these journalists, and shrinking newspapers is bad for America—and good for crooked or inept politicians
Tim Carney @TPCarney
My new book, "Family Unfriendly," publishes in March. Catholic. Husband. Dad of six. Examiner columnist. AEI scholar.
Washington, DC
http://tinyurl.com/bdf7h23j
Nitter thread to read all of the "you're wrong" responses.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 24, 2024 10:46 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 24, 2024 10:45 AM (bn3/b)
Why do you get a discount on liquor?
Asking for a friend of the blog.
Posted by: blaster at January 24, 2024 10:46 AM (xhfG9)
>>I think Haley goes the way of Christie - she ends her campaign. tells us how disappointed she is that we chose Trump, gets a few hits on MSNBC but is otherwise never heard from again.
It's going to end as soon as the whales financing this vanity project get sick of throwing good money after bad.
I think it ends soon after the SC primary on Feb 3.
Like, probably the next day.
Like Thanos, Trump is inevitable and is going to be the nominee as has been obvious to anyone with two functioning brain cells.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 24, 2024 10:46 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 09:48 AM (9yWhg)
First read that as "Cher."
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 24, 2024 10:46 AM (Rbu5d)
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I'm sure he's looking out for us.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at January 24, 2024 10:44 AM (FVME7)
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Not hyperbole. That gave me a chill when I read it.
Mitch McConnell has a touch of something sinister in him.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 24, 2024 10:46 AM (JeYYB)
Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at January 24, 2024 10:41 AM (MvF+J)
I'm waiting for an opportunity to be able to drop on some bean counter/paper pusher, when they say I'm not a team player: "You know who else liked team players?"
Posted by: BurtTC at January 24, 2024 10:46 AM (dGCAG)
Rather, look inside and ask how you grew that black hole where your heart is supposed to be.
Joe Biden's advice to laid off miners was to learn to program.
The lack of self-awareness in leftists is really something.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2024 10:47 AM (ZLI7S)
Satisfactory -- fits my made up terms "Rated" (neither overrated nor underrated) and "Whelming" (neither overwhelming nor underwhelming).
As in "today's art is whelming".
Posted by: Doof at January 24, 2024 10:47 AM (XIF9h)
Mitch McConnell has a touch of something sinister in him.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 24, 2024 10:46 AM (JeYYB)
Too bad after he fell he woke up
Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2024 10:48 AM (n2vyf)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 24, 2024 10:48 AM (bn3/b)
I much prefer 'Shove your f'n team up your f'n ass.'
Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at January 24, 2024 10:48 AM (MvF+J)
Wow was he pissed. He loathed me.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 24, 2024 10:49 AM (WSTFK)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 24, 2024 10:46 AM (XV/Pl)
SEE! EVEN HIS SUPPORTERS BELIEVE HE WANTS TO WIPE OUT HALF OF HUMANITY!!! REEE!!!!
--some moonbat, probably
Posted by: blaster at January 24, 2024 10:49 AM (xhfG9)
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I'm sure he's looking out for us.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at January 24, 2024 10:44 AM (FVME7)
I don't think there's a single person on this planet who won't be better off when that old bastard dies.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 24, 2024 10:49 AM (dGCAG)
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It's a head scratcher alright.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at January 24, 2024 10:49 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 10:49 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at January 24, 2024 10:48 AM (MvF+J)
Nah, that's too subtle.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 24, 2024 10:49 AM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
That's what paychecks are for.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Fist bump.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2024 10:50 AM (CgVac)
Then I got hired by a rich retired Army doctor from my church to housesit for him while he and his wife went on vacation.
He had a well-stocked booze cabinet.
Needless to say, I did not give up drinking for Lent.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 10:46 AM (9yWhg)
Quitters never win!!
Posted by: Doof at January 24, 2024 10:50 AM (XIF9h)
Here's a great one PJ O'Rourke way back when in the National Lampoon
"Foreigners Around the World"
https://___ur.com/gallery/H1X8R
All in good fun, everyone gets kicked in the nada, but very non-PC and guaranteed to make your pink-haired nephew's head explode.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 24, 2024 10:50 AM (nFnyb)
Are you disparaging the fine journalists who came up with that?
Posted by: t-bird at January 24, 2024 10:50 AM (qh15L)
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Ernst Rohm?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 10:49 AM (9yWhg)
Liked 'em too much, it seems.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 24, 2024 10:50 AM (dGCAG)
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It's a head scratcher alright.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at January 24, 2024 10:49 AM (FVME7)
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That made me LOL.
We are truly in the up is down, right is wrong section of America's destruction.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 24, 2024 10:51 AM (JeYYB)
Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at January 24, 2024 10:51 AM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024
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When I visited NYC in Oct. of '98, I rode across on the ferry from the tip of Manhattan to Staten Island. The ferry landing reminded me of that in Algiers, across the river from Noo Awlins (actually it is legally part of NO proper). I guess most ferry landings look a lot alike.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024 10:51 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: BignJames at January 24, 2024 10:45 AM (AwYPR)
Check the bottom of every Food Thread for my thoughts on super-expensive bourbon!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 24, 2024 10:51 AM (gSZYf)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 24, 2024 10:51 AM (R4t5M)
Like, probably the next day.
Like Thanos, Trump is inevitable and is going to be the nominee as has been obvious to anyone with two functioning brain cells.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 24, 2024 10:46 AM (XV/Pl)
Given that she CLEARLY benefited from New Hampster being an open primary, I'm assuming SC is not.
The difference in result will be stark.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 24, 2024 10:52 AM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 24, 2024 10:46 AM (XV/Pl)
SEE! EVEN HIS SUPPORTERS BELIEVE HE WANTS TO WIPE OUT HALF OF HUMANITY!!! REEE!!!!
--some moonbat, probably
Posted by: blaster
Not seeing the issue.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2024 10:52 AM (CgVac)
For some reason this part of the above didn't come through:
Yeah, the SCTV "ethnic" episode is really funny and very non-PC. Everyone should watch it!
Posted by: The Schmenge Brothers at January 24, 2024 10:45 AM (V5BDR)
Context restored!
Posted by: naturalfake at January 24, 2024 10:52 AM (nFnyb)
Me: fuck you. Fuck your team. Teams are made up of people and people are dumb, dangerous, panicky animals. I hate people, I hate you. Goodbye.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 24, 2024 10:53 AM (cRrcX)
Jerry Sandusky?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
"If only Joe knew!"
-- The perpetually, studiously ignorant
Posted by: Tonypete at January 24, 2024 10:53 AM (WSTFK)
Ernst Rohm?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 10:49 AM (9yWhg)
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Is that what the kids call sodomites these days?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 24, 2024 10:53 AM (RIvkX)
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Jerry Sandusky?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 24, 2024 10:51 AM (R4t5M)
Ouch! Everyone's cutting deep this morning.
I gotta do some work. Later, taters.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 24, 2024 10:53 AM (dGCAG)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 24, 2024 10:53 AM (MG2xz)
Doocy says "why did the President who says he loves animals drown a bunch of kittens yesterday?" and Cringe replies "Look, the President has always been very clear that animals have rights and that if the Republicans in Congress had acted on his priorities they would blah blah blah."
Every. Single. Time.
Posted by: blaster at January 24, 2024 10:53 AM (xhfG9)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2024 10:54 AM (W/lyH)
Me: fuck you. Fuck your team. Teams are made up of people and people are dumb, dangerous, panicky animals. I hate people, I hate you. Goodbye.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 24, 2024 10:53 AM (cRrcX)
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It's like you're inside my head.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 24, 2024 10:54 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 24, 2024 10:51 AM (gSZYf)
You just wait for super cool Morons to bring that to a MoMe and share
Posted by: Doof at January 24, 2024 10:54 AM (XIF9h)
Screw writing script, that's wayyyyy above your capabilities. Maybe get yourselves a nice sturdy shovel and start practicing moving small amounts of dirt from one location to another. Get a handle on that and maybe someone will find something for you to do.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 24, 2024 10:54 AM (9UlRk)
“We’ll teach Donald Trump un…err…arr valuable lesson,” said Biden, “Don’t mess with uhhiminauhwemerica unless you wanna get a…(the last word is totally undecipherable)."
Posted by: SMOD at January 24, 2024 10:54 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Cheri at January 24, 2024 10:54 AM (oiNtH)
Me: fuck you. Fuck your team. Teams are made up of people and people are dumb, dangerous, panicky animals. I hate people, I hate you. Goodbye.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 24, 2024 10:53 AM (cRrcX)
I bet you don't look at the "Big Picture", either.
Posted by: BignJames at January 24, 2024 10:54 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 24, 2024 10:55 AM (cf/0E)
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Nary a new idea in sight.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at January 24, 2024 10:55 AM (FVME7)
[facepalm]
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 24, 2024 10:55 AM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: BignJames
Eh, I'm more of a drilling down to granularity kinda guy.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 10:55 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 24, 2024 10:53 AM (RIvkX)
Heh. "In Earnest".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 24, 2024 10:55 AM (9UlRk)
Who here thinks that issue will be a winning one for Trump? .
Posted by: Paul banned at January 24, 2024 10:55 AM (nZ8SR)
GitMo is a good place for them.
Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2024 10:55 AM (mdhFC)
I would then reply "Yeah there's no U in it either"
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at January 24, 2024 10:56 AM (VTu1l)
Posted by: SMOD at January 24, 2024 10:56 AM (RHGPo)
He just said his name was 'Ace'.
Posted by: Anonymous Woman at January 24, 2024 10:56 AM (mdhFC)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 24, 2024 10:54 AM (9UlRk)
After a few years' on the job training, they could become pile-its in a horse barn.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 24, 2024 10:57 AM (tkR6S)
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GitMo is a good place for them.
Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2024
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I'll stick with the South Orkneys or South Georgia Island.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024 10:57 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 10:58 AM (9yWhg)
IT crunch kills the soul.
Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at January 24, 2024 10:58 AM (MvF+J)
Who here thinks that issue will be a winning one for Trump? .
Posted by: Paul banned at January 24, 2024 10:55 AM (nZ8SR)
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hahahahahha, Oh, Paul, here you are again making stupid comments.
If abortion is the most important issue for 50% of the voters, America is already fucked and nothing really matters.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 24, 2024 10:58 AM (JeYYB)
Who here thinks that issue will be a winning one for Trump? .
Morality and Eternal Salvation is far more important than earthly concerns.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 24, 2024 10:58 AM (WSTFK)
What I like the most about this is that it is considered controversial.
Posted by: blaster at January 24, 2024 10:58 AM (xhfG9)
The difference in result will be stark.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 24, 2024 10:52 AM (dGCAG)
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SC is more of an open primary than NH is.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 24, 2024 10:58 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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Kerguelen
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024
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Yeah, they might scare the penguins around Antarctica. Wouldn't want to molest the wildlife.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2024 10:58 AM (J2vNu)
A shame Trump 47 won't do that.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 24, 2024 10:58 AM (cf/0E)
.. I strongly suggest that Trump use the power of the POTUS to remove the security clearances of all of those he wishes to fire.
Removing security clearances isn't subject to the Administrative Procedures Act. Without a clearance, most government jobs are inaccessible.
Posted by: SMOD at January 24, 2024 10:59 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 24, 2024 10:57 AM (tkR6S)
They'd shove the horse into the compost heap and make a scale structure of a horse out of the shit.
And demand a raise for it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 24, 2024 10:59 AM (9UlRk)
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I'm sure the ration will constantly be increased.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at January 24, 2024 10:59 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 24, 2024 09:33 AM (Q4IgG)
The oaks are just too greedy! We will make them give us light!
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at January 24, 2024 11:00 AM (wu87C)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 24, 2024 11:00 AM (qPw5n)
Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at January 24, 2024 11:00 AM (MvF+J)
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Well Trump 47 and two term DeSantis 48 hopefully would
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at January 24, 2024 11:00 AM (VTu1l)
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How many "elites" are there? Who asked? Also, eff them.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 24, 2024 11:01 AM (JeYYB)
What I like the most about this is that it is considered controversial.
Posted by: blaster
Is this invisible hand here in the room with us now?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at January 24, 2024 11:01 AM (FVME7)
IT crunch kills the soul.
Posted by: gp Extends His Arms
Team to boss: this is going to take 4 weeks for this team.
Bosses boss to boss: they need to complete it in 2.5 months just assign more engineers (hardware to a software project).
Boss: okay here are the hardware engineers who are going to help you get this product out in 2.5 months. Train them up on the development software as well as the specs for the finished product in your spare time.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 24, 2024 11:01 AM (MG2xz)
Trying to compromise with the Democrats on abortion is like me trying to compromise with Her Majesty.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 24, 2024 11:02 AM (MoZTd)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 24, 2024 11:02 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here
... either that or Nancy Pelosi "Black Hand" is in the room
Posted by: SMOD at January 24, 2024 11:03 AM (RHGPo)
WaPo, July 2012 - Graham Spanier’s gig as a federal employee is a mystery.
Posted by: L - Confident they're working on new 'rope-a-dope' techniques for the Presidential election at January 24, 2024 11:04 AM (GshMh)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 24, 2024 10:58 AM (WSTFK)
AWFLs don't believe in either of those things.
Posted by: XTC at January 24, 2024 11:05 AM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: t-bird at January 24, 2024 10:18 AM (h+uLi)
He WAS stationed in Germany during his tour of service in the army. He was very talented, but was too loyal to "the colonel" for much of his career.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at January 24, 2024 11:07 AM (iODuv)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2024 10:44 AM (9yWhg)
Staten Island is a 20 minute drive from where I live, a quick drive across the Outerbridge Crossing. Have friends there. AND, they're all conservatives. Amazing, I know. We used to meet up at a nice German beer hall over there.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at January 24, 2024 11:11 AM (iODuv)
Posted by: Robert at January 24, 2024 11:48 AM (woyHt)
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