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Guest Meme Master ONT
Tonight my wife wanted to supply all the memes for the ONT, so I said sure. The videos I found, but everything else....Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Gingy.
Fido Friday: Fetch!
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) January 19, 2024
Winter
It's cold
For years I studied the blade
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) January 19, 2024
True
Puntastic
New invention for protesters blocking roads
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) January 19, 2024
Musical interlude
Bedtime for Vivek
Glorious dad moment
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) January 19, 2024
Craft project
Should be posted on every campus in America
A barbaric yawp
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) January 19, 2024
I'm not sure if this is religious humor, or literary
Living as an adult
Every damn time
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) January 19, 2024
Frog chorus
Sign froze to death
Perspective
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) January 19, 2024
Desert
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2024 10:05 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at January 19, 2024 10:05 PM (MvATi)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 19, 2024 10:05 PM (hOUT3)
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Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2024 10:07 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Adriane the Flying Car Critic . . . at January 19, 2024 10:08 PM (4Winp)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2024 10:08 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 19, 2024 10:10 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 19, 2024 10:11 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 19, 2024 10:11 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 19, 2024 10:11 PM (GB0ku)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 19, 2024 10:12 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 19, 2024 10:11 PM (qoGsy)
Are you allowed to backhand them? Cause if not, I don't want any.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 19, 2024 10:12 PM (GB0ku)
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 19, 2024 10:12 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2024 10:13 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 19, 2024 10:13 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 19, 2024 10:14 PM (IdKcu)
Posted by: GWB at January 19, 2024 10:14 PM (32nmx)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 19, 2024 10:14 PM (S5+ge)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 19, 2024 10:14 PM (v9vY1)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 19, 2024 10:14 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Admiral spinebender at January 19, 2024 10:15 PM (duT0u)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at January 19, 2024 10:15 PM (WsTvr)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2024 10:16 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
To be honest, I didn't need to. The lovely Mrs. was more than willing to crack the whip and humiliate her into compliance at the first sign of backtalk.
*From one of my younger boys - *
"Dad, we gotta get the hell out of here right now! Mom is gonna kick Mary's ass!"
Posted by: Tonypete at January 19, 2024 10:16 PM (J47y1)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 19, 2024 10:16 PM (S5+ge)
Posted by: Titanium White at January 19, 2024 10:16 PM (wNewd)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at January 19, 2024 10:17 PM (WsTvr)
Posted by: Let Joy Be Unconfined! at January 19, 2024 10:17 PM (V5BDR)
Make sure you get at least the cardboard coverage on the dental plan.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2024 10:19 PM (W/lyH)
But it's from VANDENBERG and clouds/rain are incoming....I will go out into my backyard and see if she lights.
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 19, 2024 10:19 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 19, 2024 10:19 PM (+RQPJ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 19, 2024 10:20 PM (+RQPJ)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 19, 2024 10:20 PM (V8he0)
Now: "If you have been affected by a free speech event ..."
Posted by: Chuck C at January 19, 2024 10:20 PM (xttsV)
Posted by: browndog wonders what happened to snizzz at January 19, 2024 10:21 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 19, 2024 10:21 PM (TDvv2)
But it's from VANDENBERG and clouds/rain are incoming....I will go out into my backyard and see if she lights.
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 19, 2024 10:19 PM (TDvv2)
Yeah, my bad. The launch was scrubbed.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 19, 2024 10:21 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 19, 2024 10:21 PM (t/2Uw)
https://youtu.be/6Fs6MgeBHOs
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 19, 2024 10:13 PM (DTX3h)
Must be the cleanest rockets evah they get scrubbed so much!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2024 10:21 PM (W/lyH)
It's a chimera that doesn't exist in reality.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2024 10:21 PM (J3ryZ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 19, 2024 10:19 PM (+RQPJ
Well we know where you've been for the last ten minutes.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 19, 2024 10:22 PM (GB0ku)
Posted by: Diogenes
It also needs to be aimed at the professors and instructors.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 19, 2024 10:22 PM (0Htd1)
Plus... tennis shoes? reallllllyyy?
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2024 10:23 PM (xaFKb)
That dude is a meme staple, he gets photoshopped into a lot of memes, except he's usually naked.
Posted by: Weirddave at January 19, 2024 10:23 PM (6/M8P)
It's a chimera that doesn't exist in reality.
Posted by: Dr. Bone
__________
The Rhode Island of politicians
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2024 10:23 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: browndog knows snow, unrelenting snow at January 19, 2024 10:23 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 19, 2024 10:23 PM (2MY9z)
The movie wasn't great...though one thing that was funny is the government calling out a swat team to arrest the counterfeiters. Haha like they need a full swat team with APCs to arrest them right?
And...I read the real story and actually...the government really did that.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 19, 2024 10:24 PM (ibTVg)
Happy Friday indeed. Looking forward to sleeping in tomorrow. Hoping the rain melts the rest of the snow off my driveway. And I will get to be home in the daylight hours. Luxury!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 19, 2024 10:24 PM (S5+ge)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 19, 2024 10:24 PM (CHHv1)
And he has a really big sexy johns...jeans.
Posted by: Pete Bootyjizz at January 19, 2024 10:24 PM (ibTVg)
It's a chimera that doesn't exist in reality.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2024 10:21 PM (J3ryZ)
Yeah, just proof Trump does not know how to hire people.... I mean... all he had to do was check references after I had to fire him for how he was 'looking' at Hadji.
Posted by: Dr. Quest at January 19, 2024 10:24 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Tonypete
If it is aimed at you, you are doing it right!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 19, 2024 10:25 PM (2MY9z)
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2024 10:25 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 19, 2024 10:27 PM (t/2Uw)
Plus... tennis shoes? reallllllyyy?
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2024 10:23 PM (xaFKb)
But he has a rapier wit.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2024 10:27 PM (W/lyH)
we got, 5 minutes of a light drizzle.
And then they wonder why I don't listen to them about globull warmering.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2024 10:28 PM (xaFKb)
I watched his WEF speech. Very impressive. He seems well read, made me wonder about his background. History? Economy? I may have to move to Argentina.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 19, 2024 10:28 PM (S5+ge)
That dude is a meme staple, he gets photoshopped into a lot of memes, except he's usually naked.
Posted by: Weirddave at January 19, 2024 10:23 PM (6/M8P)
So that was a trap for the guys .
Glad I have no familiarity with a nekkid black dude memes.
Posted by: Titanium White at January 19, 2024 10:28 PM (wNewd)
John, I know you love Yoko, but she's just not Beatle talent. -the Boys
______
Juuuuuust kidddinnnng! Enjoyed the Gingy guest memes. Some classics!
Posted by: mindful webworker - flees stage left at January 19, 2024 10:28 PM (BmwFL)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I stand with Israel and all Jews everywhere at January 19, 2024 10:28 PM (6TzTY)
wine glass in hand
handing off my dinner plate to the wife
moving my position to just north of the garden shed
using a standard garden rake to stabilize the spotting scope
buffering the spotting scope against the rake head with a washcloth to prevent undo vibration prior to launch... we are in T-Minus Blah Blah Blah while they give oh T-Minus 16 minutes and counting
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 19, 2024 10:29 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2024 10:29 PM (fwDg9)
Here is a picture of a big erect dick for ya. http://tinyurl.com/mrsbkhp5
Posted by: 18-1 at January 19, 2024 10:29 PM (ibTVg)
wine glass in hand
handing off my dinner plate to the wife
moving my position to just north of the garden shed
using a standard garden rake to stabilize the spotting scope
buffering the spotting scope against the rake head with a washcloth to prevent undo vibration prior to launch... we are in T-Minus Blah Blah Blah while they give oh T-Minus 16 minutes and counting
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 19, 2024 10:29 PM (TDvv2)
***
Dang. That's a hell of a lot of work just for a glass of wine.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2024 10:30 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 19, 2024 10:31 PM (t/2Uw)
Looking at the heavens... yes????
Sheridan tried to warn us of you....
Posted by: Lando Molari of the Great Centauri Republic at January 19, 2024 10:31 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2024 10:31 PM (J3ryZ)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 19, 2024 10:32 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 19, 2024 10:32 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Admiral spinebender at January 19, 2024 10:32 PM (duT0u)
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 19, 2024 10:32 PM (TDvv2)
I watched his WEF speech. Very impressive. He seems well read, made me wonder about his background. History? Economy? I may have to move to Argentina.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
He was a Tantric sex instructor.
Really.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 19, 2024 10:32 PM (2MY9z)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 19, 2024 10:32 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 19, 2024 10:33 PM (4I/2K)
off staff that work on the SI brand.
Posted by: SMOD at January 19, 2024 10:33 PM (RovqD)
Hey Beck, tell me something you have enjoyed this year, followed by something you are looking forward to this year.
- high school English teacher
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 19, 2024 10:33 PM (S5+ge)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 19, 2024 10:32 PM (ibTVg)
Snort!
I'm stealing that.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2024 10:34 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: TRex at January 19, 2024 10:34 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 19, 2024 10:35 PM (t/2Uw)
Really.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
😂 That can't be true! Can it?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 19, 2024 10:36 PM (S5+ge)
I do know what a tap is.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2024 10:08 PM (RIvkX)
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Who reads the text on Friday nights???
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2024 10:39 PM (RIvkX)
And for the record... ELON MUSK is NOT OBAMA's NASA
Get a clue and get a grip.
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 19, 2024 10:39 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: SMOD at January 19, 2024 10:41 PM (RovqD)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 19, 2024 10:42 PM (bo7UB)
And for the record... ELON MUSK is NOT OBAMA's NASA
Get a clue and get a grip.
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 19, 2024 10:39 PM (TDvv2)
The video link I posted was a replay of a scrubbed launch. I think it's been rescheduled for 0900 EST...?
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 19, 2024 10:43 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 19, 2024 10:43 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2024 10:43 PM (XV/Pl)
Sheridan tried to warn us of you....
Posted by: Lando Molari of the Great Centauri Republic
How many Centauri does it take to change a light bulb?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2024 10:43 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 19, 2024 10:44 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 19, 2024 10:44 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2024 10:44 PM (fwDg9)
I seem to recall they had a transgender creature of some sort in their Swimsuit Issue recently. The swimsuit issue enabled SI to avoid bankruptcy for the last few years.
The woke urge triumphs! It's worth doing a Bud Light just to give the corporate finger to those neanderthals who used to buy the mag.
Survival is so overrated.
Posted by: mnw at January 19, 2024 10:46 PM (NLIak)
Everyone has run off to find clips of Melei's instruction videos.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 19, 2024 10:46 PM (S5+ge)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2024 10:46 PM (MoZTd)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honda_Point_disaster
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 19, 2024 10:46 PM (FpTvD)
I wonder how many of you were tapping the screen like monkeys on crack?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2024 10:46 PM (W/lyH)
These memes greatly entertained me.
Posted by: Defenestratus at January 19, 2024 10:47 PM (njfEp)
I know, right? I'm at the point where one day kind of runs on to the next. It's the first thing that enters my mind every morning, what day is it.
As my old man used to say "the toilet paper roll spins faster as you get to the end".
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 19, 2024 10:47 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 19, 2024 10:47 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2024 10:47 PM (S6gqv)
I wonder how many of you were tapping the screen like monkeys on crack?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2024 10:46 PM (W/lyH)
I didn't tap, I sensed a trap. What is it?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 19, 2024 10:49 PM (S5+ge)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2024 10:51 PM (S6gqv)
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Chicks as skippers, perchance?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 19, 2024 10:51 PM (bo7UB)
You should know that historically speaking... The California coastline has some of the most dangerous waters to navigate in the world.
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 19, 2024 10:52 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 19, 2024 10:49 PM (S5+ge)
A way to snare things like small animals, but that's not important now.
The tap shown is a device used to put screw threads into metal.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2024 10:52 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 19, 2024 10:52 PM (t/2Uw)
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And just when Biden has emptied the National Strategic Crawfish Reserve.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 19, 2024 10:53 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2024 10:53 PM (XeU6L)
Steven Wright, I think.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 19, 2024 10:54 PM (FpTvD)
Posted by: Skip
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Measure twice, cut once.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2024 10:54 PM (XeU6L)
You should know that historically speaking... The California coastline has some of the most dangerous waters to navigate in the world.
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 19, 2024 10:52 PM (TDvv2)
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Parallel parking should only be attempted by experts.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 19, 2024 10:55 PM (bo7UB)
You gotta be real real hungry to eat those things...
I know my New Orleans pals will be ticked off at that comment, but I can't abide them.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 19, 2024 10:55 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2024 10:55 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 19, 2024 10:57 PM (S5+ge)
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2024 10:57 PM (fwDg9)
No Skip, the weather closed in around the launch site at the last minute and the scrubbed it.
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 19, 2024 10:57 PM (TDvv2)
Absolutely right, too. Hockey fight fans need to switch their allegiance to MMA.
Posted by: mnw at January 19, 2024 10:57 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: irongrampa at January 19, 2024 10:59 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 19, 2024 10:59 PM (t/2Uw)
The tap shown is a device used to put screw threads into metal.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2024 10:52 PM (W/lyH)
*nods and points*
I get the reference
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 19, 2024 11:00 PM (GB0ku)
Posted by: mnw at January 19, 2024 11:00 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 19, 2024 11:00 PM (S5+ge)
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 19, 2024 11:01 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 19, 2024 11:01 PM (R4t5M)
Peace
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 19, 2024 11:02 PM (S5+ge)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 19, 2024 11:01 PM (R4t5M)
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Yo
Posted by: The Guy Who Always Says Yo at January 19, 2024 11:02 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 19, 2024 11:03 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 19, 2024 11:03 PM (t/2Uw)
Mah momma would rock me in the cradle
Posted by: J. Fogerty at January 19, 2024 11:05 PM (IJevL)
There. Problem solved.
Posted by: mnw at January 19, 2024 11:05 PM (NLIak)
I don't want to hear any tragical stories about twisted limbs and smoking, cordless power tools.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2024 11:05 PM (J3ryZ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 19, 2024 11:05 PM (qOTNR)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 19, 2024 11:06 PM (R4t5M)
Maybe the editors at SI who decided to put the trans creature in the swimsuit issue can find a Hawaiian judge to just ORDER SI not to go bankrupt.
There. Problem solved.
Posted by: mnw
Modern Monetary Theory
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2024 11:07 PM (63Dwl)
Hell and I'm not even Cajun...
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 19, 2024 11:07 PM (TDvv2)
Plus... tennis shoes? reallllllyyy?
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2024 10:23 PM (xaFKb)
I think that great sword is being used for an anti-pike move. with a pike wall you don't really have to fence, you just have to beat the pikes aside as you move into it, and get close enough to start hacking the pikemen
Posted by: Kindltot at January 19, 2024 11:08 PM (D7oie)
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Ask your doctor about Ozempic.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 19, 2024 11:08 PM (IJevL)
Surely these are the Last Days.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 19, 2024 11:09 PM (MeG8a)
Sweet dreams.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 19, 2024 11:09 PM (t/2Uw)
Steven Wright, I think.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 19, 2024 10:54 PM (FpTvD)
Dangerfield.
Rodney Dangerfield..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at January 19, 2024 11:09 PM (NAi0z)
Mah momma would rock me in the cradle
Posted by: J. Fogerty
Bathroom is on the right.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 19, 2024 11:09 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 19, 2024 11:10 PM (IdKcu)
The convoy leader signalled for a hard turn to port, which should have sent everybody into the channel. Instead, almost all of them crashed into the shore.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 19, 2024 11:10 PM (FpTvD)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 19, 2024 11:12 PM (V8he0)
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 19, 2024 11:01 PM (TDvv2)
Listening to the MSM, I believe you can buy guns that shoot 1000 bullets per second. Should be pretty easy to kill a deer with that.
Posted by: Montec at January 19, 2024 11:13 PM (bWsRe)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 19, 2024 11:10 PM (IdKcu)
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An' I laid that pipe.
Posted by: Nathan "Shaft" Wade at January 19, 2024 11:13 PM (IJevL)
Posted by: Weirddave at January 19, 2024 11:13 PM (6/M8P)
Posted by: irongrampa at January 19, 2024 11:14 PM (KATBx)
Ah Nurse, so happy you got to hear from your warrior.
I remember the 2 am SAT calls when my #1 was in-country back in the day. Having to go from dead asleep to "HEY SON" and get the nitty gritty in the allotted 5 mins.
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 19, 2024 11:14 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 19, 2024 11:15 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
Those two 'points' of land, Point Arguello and Point Conception are why the central coast of CA is a ships graveyard. The points are the bane of the CA coast going back to wooden ship days.
Those Navy ships were just the largest group that went aground all at once instead of sinking one at a time.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 19, 2024 11:16 PM (2MY9z)
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 19, 2024 11:01 PM (TDvv2)
================
There's enough wildlife to last the hunting population about 3 weeks.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 19, 2024 11:16 PM (IdKcu)
I like them too, but unless it’s a crawfish boil, they’re not many chances of having them on a regular basis. I think it’s a stretch to compare them to a real lobster, but they are a great way to drink beer and say you’re having a regional culinary experience.
Posted by: Quint at January 19, 2024 11:17 PM (+muyx)
Posted by: Montec
You mean cut a dear in half, right?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 19, 2024 11:17 PM (2MY9z)
Had some years ago at a little dive on Marathon Key. Unbelievably delicious.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 19, 2024 11:17 PM (V8he0)
And then you move on to the hobos.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 19, 2024 11:17 PM (MeG8a)
?BROILED? Have you lost your mind??
Slowly seared over open coals with a butter baste and yes S&P with a lemon squeeze that will do.
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 19, 2024 11:19 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 19, 2024 11:20 PM (IdKcu)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 19, 2024 11:05 PM (qOTNR)
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That's nice. My boy is on the couch in his jammies rocking out to Journey videos on utube.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2024 11:20 PM (RIvkX)
And then you move on to the hobos.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 19, 2024 11:17 PM (MeG8a)
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The Norks do miracles with tree bark. We could learn from them.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 19, 2024 11:20 PM (IJevL)
Posted by: Quint at January 19, 2024 11:21 PM (+muyx)
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 19, 2024 11:21 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Enjoy the heck out of that! I would.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 19, 2024 11:22 PM (qQ8au)
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2024 10:57 PM (fwDg9)
No. FAR worse is seeing your cut line on the scrap piece.
Posted by: GWB at January 19, 2024 11:23 PM (32nmx)
Posted by: Eponymous Cracker at January 19, 2024 11:23 PM (HZJhy)
The weird thing about Whitetail deer is the more suburbs we make the more their population explodes. I won’t get into the details but tons of deep forest or the last thing they need if their plan is to grow as a population.
Posted by: Quint at January 19, 2024 11:23 PM (+muyx)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 19, 2024 11:24 PM (qQ8au)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2024 11:25 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 19, 2024 11:01 PM (TDvv2)
I don't know if I'm any good at hunting deer. But I know how to ambush YOU after you've killed one.
Posted by: GWB at January 19, 2024 11:25 PM (32nmx)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 19, 2024 11:25 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 19, 2024 11:25 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Quint at January 19, 2024 11:26 PM (+muyx)
Posted by: JTB at January 19, 2024 11:27 PM (zudum)
This concludes your public service announcement.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 19, 2024 11:27 PM (MeG8a)
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If my tax dollars are paying for this shit I am royally pissed.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 19, 2024 11:29 PM (IJevL)
Had some years ago at a little dive on Marathon Key. Unbelievably delicious.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 19, 2024 11:17 PM (V8he0)
Pulled many clams up from Manahawkin Bay with the old man. Never could keep his pace. I'd take a couple dozen and he'd pull in a half gross. We used our feet, no rakes.
On two occasions I managed to pull up a live conch. My people know these as scungilli. It is lightly boiled and served in a tomato sauce with pasta. If you know, you know...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at January 19, 2024 11:29 PM (NAi0z)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 19, 2024 11:30 PM (FpTvD)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 19, 2024 11:30 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 19, 2024 11:32 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 19, 2024 11:27 PM (MeG8a)
You have a Procrustean lounger? Luxury!
Posted by: Kindltot at January 19, 2024 11:32 PM (D7oie)
Virginia was similar. I think you get two bucks and maybe a couple of those if you were lucky this is by the license. Now you can legally get pretty much as many dears you can take there’s a reason for that.
Posted by: Quint at January 19, 2024 11:33 PM (+muyx)
Posted by: Eponymous Cracker at January 19, 2024 11:34 PM (HZJhy)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 19, 2024 11:34 PM (9yWhg)
Loved the Titanic specially and the fonts and tap.
I didn't get the Pence one but I'm tired.
Posted by: Ciampino - who is buying? at January 19, 2024 11:34 PM (qfLjt)
In PA you could get two deer year total back in the 80s by law. Most states now have very few limits at all for legal hunters as long as they’re obeying the law, and doing what the state conservation agencies want them to do. Most places are overrun with deer and other game. They even pay to take them out near urban areas because the people there don’t have the skills or guts to hunt.
Posted by: Quint at January 19, 2024 11:35 PM (+muyx)
It was a bit chewy, I doubt I would order it again. But as I have previously posited, if you are hungry enough...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 19, 2024 11:36 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: mindful webworker - a capella at January 19, 2024 10:05 PM (Hoze1)
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In this plaice?
Posted by: Ciampino - who is buying the beer? at January 19, 2024 11:37 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Quint at January 19, 2024 11:38 PM (+muyx)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 19, 2024 11:34 PM (9yWhg)
I'm a proud procusstean myself. Swearing is an art form.
Posted by: RickZ at January 19, 2024 11:38 PM (emlEe)
Ambush ME? GWB?
AAaah such a poor choice of a response to someone that you are completely derelict on known history...but I will give you a by this time (unless I decide to probe your nic)
and if I do...well then...game on.
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 19, 2024 11:39 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: PabloD at January 19, 2024 11:40 PM (COBMC)
***
I first saw that meme shared by a priest, so..
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 19, 2024 11:40 PM (vnSn7)
Posted by: Quint at January 19, 2024 11:33 PM (+muyx)
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dears? Are these wives or girlfriends?
Posted by: Ciampino - who is buying the not BudLight?? at January 19, 2024 11:41 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Eponymous Cracker at January 19, 2024 11:41 PM (HZJhy)
Posted by: Quint at January 19, 2024 11:35 PM (+muyx)
Alternative ending: They don't have the skills to gut the hunt.
Posted by: RickZ at January 19, 2024 11:42 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 19, 2024 11:43 PM (R4t5M)
Thanks for the fun, WD & Gingy.
Thanks for the crawdad dreams, common taters.
💤
Posted by: mindful webworker - back and there again at January 19, 2024 11:43 PM (BmwFL)
Posted by: Quint at January 19, 2024 11:44 PM (+muyx)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at January 19, 2024 11:44 PM (NAi0z)
Posted by: GWB at January 19, 2024 11:45 PM (32nmx)
None of that when we went to a fancy restaurant in New Orleans. She guarded her plate like a pit bull.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 19, 2024 11:45 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 19, 2024 11:47 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Quint at January 19, 2024 11:44 PM (+muyx)
At least you're only talking typos. Some people are that way about spouses. It's also true for kids who have dads who tell bad Dad jokes.
Posted by: RickZ at January 19, 2024 11:47 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 19, 2024 11:48 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2024 11:50 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 19, 2024 11:50 PM (V8he0)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at January 19, 2024 11:44 PM (NAi0z)
Deanies? While on vacation on the family plan, had their fried oyster po' boy -- twice. It was good -- twice.
Posted by: RickZ at January 19, 2024 11:51 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 19, 2024 11:51 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 19, 2024 11:53 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Weirddave at January 19, 2024 11:54 PM (Sd0aW)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 19, 2024 11:54 PM (lhenN)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at January 19, 2024 11:55 PM (NAi0z)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 19, 2024 11:51 PM (9yWhg)
Blasphemy. That is food of the gods.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 19, 2024 11:55 PM (R4t5M)
Damned if the store PA system didn't come alive with, "Hi! Travis Kelce here, tight end and member of your Lowe's home improvement team!..."
Obviously this man needs more money!
How about introducing a new line of Travis Kelce feminine hygiene products? Or a Travis Kelce Mars rover?
Be nice to hear Mahomes, Kelce & coach Reid promoting a charity every now and then. I'm sure they give money and time to charity, but I've never heard them do it on air.
Posted by: mnw at January 19, 2024 11:56 PM (NLIak)
Some will look down on shrimp and grits yet pay $40 for shrimp and polenta. The only difference being a couple of letters.
Look we all like alike. I’m not going to go after someone over that. I prefer shrimp and garlic oil or as the Spanish say gambas al alíeoli. But it is funny the hate grits gets, When half the northern Italian and Mediterranean restaurants out there will sell you the same thing under another name
Posted by: Quint at January 19, 2024 11:58 PM (+muyx)
Posted by: Quint at January 19, 2024 11:44 PM (+muyx)
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No criticism implied, just fun .....
Posted by: Ciampino - who is buying the not BudLight? at January 19, 2024 11:59 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Eponymous Cracker at January 19, 2024 11:59 PM (HZJhy)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 20, 2024 12:00 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 20, 2024 12:02 AM (vnSn7)
Again, I lost a ton of weight like 80 pounds just by adding fat to my diet. And I did cut out our carbs because there wasn’t any good reason to do that thing.
Posted by: Quint at January 20, 2024 12:02 AM (+muyx)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 20, 2024 12:00 AM (9yWhg)
OMG! You poor soul, bless your heart!
Posted by: RickZ at January 20, 2024 12:02 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Quint at January 20, 2024 12:03 AM (+muyx)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 20, 2024 12:04 AM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 20, 2024 12:05 AM (9XOwt)
Posted by: Quint at January 20, 2024 12:02 AM (+muyx)
I lost 30 pounds by eating pancakes every morning. I still can't figure that one out. I guess it's one of those mysteries of the universe.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 20, 2024 12:05 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 20, 2024 12:05 AM (R4t5M)
Never had an opinion about him before, but now? Hail to the victors valiant!
Posted by: mnw at January 20, 2024 12:05 AM (NLIak)
This IS Horde, How It Is Done.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Daffy at January 20, 2024 12:06 AM (e6UQI)
“Procrustean” used to be one of the options at KFC.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Did they cut off your feet if you were too tall?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2024 12:06 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Eponymous Cracker at January 20, 2024 12:07 AM (HZJhy)
Posted by: Vinny Gambini at January 20, 2024 12:07 AM (xttsV)
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2024 12:07 AM (fwDg9)
Saw this and had to look up the name of the creek I first encountered crawdads in. Found that at least according to google earth, it doesn't have one. Street names are correct, and it's right where I remember it, but no name attached to that particular watercourse. Took me a while to find, Sacramento's a bit bigger than it was in 1973.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 20, 2024 12:08 AM (dZVON)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 20, 2024 12:08 AM (9yWhg)
We took him up on it, and I ordered the gumbo. He came in to check on us, asking how the gumbo was. Told him it was great, and he replied, "yeah, and a lot of it, too!"
How can you not love a place like that?
Posted by: Joe Kidd at January 20, 2024 12:08 AM (NAi0z)
I did leave some info out of my original statement there I guess so. I will get more into it to be honest and fair. But I stand by what I said.
I lost weight because I paid attention to serving sizes and didn’t snack in between or drink cold beers in between. I am very liberal with butter and other fats not to a crazy extent, but I certainly don’t hold back. In my experience, which is just mine, they help with losing weight in the end.
Posted by: Quint at January 20, 2024 12:08 AM (+muyx)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 20, 2024 12:00 AM
For breakfast, I like Cream of Wheat more than grits, but "Shrimp and Cream of Wheats" does not sound remotely appetizing.
Posted by: Chuck C at January 20, 2024 12:10 AM (xttsV)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 20, 2024 12:10 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Vinny Gambini at January 20, 2024 12:07 AM (xttsV)
Grits are white privilege polenta.
Posted by: RickZ at January 20, 2024 12:11 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: mnw at January 20, 2024 12:12 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 20, 2024 12:12 AM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 20, 2024 12:13 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Vinny Gambini at January 20, 2024 12:07 AM (xttsV)
Same here actually. To me grit is what they use to make sandpaper. Never actually saw a grit, or if I did I didn't know what it was.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 20, 2024 12:14 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 20, 2024 12:14 AM (D7oie)
Oatmeal? NOPE! Cannot abide it, except in cookies. (either with or without raisins, I don't care)
Oatmeal reminds me of all those times, as a child, when I was carsick and had to hurry up & roll down the window... it's the *texture* ya know?
Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2024 12:15 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Eponymous Cracker at January 20, 2024 12:16 AM (HZJhy)
Again, I don’t know your situation and I’m sorry about that for you and that person’s family. But regarding people who die from actual long-term alcohol use it is so hit or miss. You just don’t know how your body will react. Churchill live to a ripe old age, and he drank like a fish, his son died young because of alcohol consumption. I hope I’m not out of line here because I’m only trying to offer you condolences and also mention yeah we should think about that.. I’ve tried to give it up more than a few times.
You can always compare outcomes to other people, and I don’t have the traditional issues that people think of such as DWI familial problems, etc. but I’ve known for many years that I wish I didn’t use it at
Posted by: Quint at January 20, 2024 12:16 AM (+muyx)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 20, 2024 12:18 AM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Weirddave at January 20, 2024 12:18 AM (Sd0aW)
Posted by: Quint at January 20, 2024 12:19 AM (+muyx)
The creek I was thinking of would feed into the American River, but it looks like it may not do that any more. It's where I found out that crawdads would pinch pretty hard. Don't remember if my older brothers got in trouble for that or not.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 20, 2024 12:21 AM (dZVON)
Posted by: Eponymous Cracker at January 20, 2024 12:23 AM (HZJhy)
Posted by: mnw at January 20, 2024 12:23 AM (NLIak)
Had a nephew drink himself to death a few years ago. You're right, it sucks.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 20, 2024 12:23 AM (dZVON)
There’s a reason why so many hated that quarterback who played for the Broncos, they went after him, simply for being a Christian. Now this CJ Stroud seems to be a polarizing figure. It’s unfortunate that is that simple but yeah, we see it every day. It is that simple.
Posted by: Quint at January 20, 2024 12:24 AM (+muyx)
i remember watching them wave those little fish around like "anybody touch me and the minnow gets it." We lost at least one. Posted by: Eponymous Cracker at January 20, 2024 12:25 AM (HZJhy)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 20, 2024 12:25 AM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Vinny Gambini at January 20, 2024 12:25 AM (IJevL)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 20, 2024 12:26 AM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 20, 2024 12:27 AM (dZVON)
Posted by: gourmand du jour
No. Long-term, chronic abuse. Your body can only take so much of that.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 20, 2024 12:27 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Vinny Gambini at January 20, 2024 12:25 AM (IJevL)
All grits are magic, well, 'ceptin' the instant ones.
Posted by: RickZ at January 20, 2024 12:29 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 20, 2024 12:29 AM (KAi1n)
Since I promised to be good tonight, I’ll sign off now. But not before modestly saying:
Go Blue!
Goodnight, All.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 20, 2024 12:29 AM (9yWhg)
My husband was never a heavy drinker, but now has cirrhosis. We think his over-use of acetaminophen is more to blame than anything else. Of course, since he admitted to the Drs that he *ever* drank alcohol-- they call it "alcoholic" liver failure. He hasn't had a single drop of it in years.
Bullsh!t. I don't understand the medical industry's need to pronounce 'alcohol-related' vs 'non'-- as the condition remains the same, treatment is the same, prognoses are the same. Blame the patient! Yeah, that's the ticket!
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SFGoth-- I'm so very sorry you've lost your friend! Prayers up for all in your friend's circle.
Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2024 12:29 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 20, 2024 12:04 AM (MeG8a)
That's 6 pounds too much. Shreveport gumbo sounds like New Orleans gumbo. Not a fan. You have to be west of Baton Rouge before the gumbo starts getting good.
Posted by: Titanium White at January 20, 2024 12:30 AM (wNewd)
Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2024 12:31 AM (njWTi)
To this day, the smell of Fritos is repulsive because it reminds me of the food with which we would "nourish" our rescued mice.
You might have already guessed I'm 29.
Posted by: kalneva at January 20, 2024 12:31 AM (UYxwR)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 20, 2024 12:32 AM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Eponymous Cracker at January 20, 2024 12:35 AM (HZJhy)
See you all tomorrow, god willing.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 20, 2024 12:36 AM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Robert at January 20, 2024 12:36 AM (1Yy3c)
Quite interesting & unusual, if so.
I'm done.
Nytol
Posted by: mnw at January 20, 2024 12:37 AM (NLIak)
You see, you'd *think* the dog is too dumb to realize the baby can't throw very far but in fact the dog is helping to teach the baby how to throw a ball. The dog is training the tiny human!
Must have been filmed in Soviet Russia.
Posted by: Robert at January 20, 2024 12:38 AM (1Yy3c)
And I am having great difficulties typing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2024 12:39 AM (tkR6S)
The black dude you reference is typically shown naked in social media.
So, it's so cold he has clothes on. See?
Posted by: mnw at January 20, 2024 12:40 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Eponymous Cracker at January 20, 2024 12:41 AM (HZJhy)
Posted by: Eponymous Cracker at January 20, 2024 12:42 AM (HZJhy)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 19, 2024 10:24 PM (S5+ge)
So nice to see you here! You have been scarce for a while.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2024 12:43 AM (tkR6S)
Mrs and I have Metal Mayhem going on on the MTV Classics channel. Pretty funny.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2024 12:45 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: SFGoth
Please accept my condolences on the loss of your friend …
Posted by: Adriane the Flying Car Critic . . . at January 20, 2024 12:45 AM (4Winp)
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Exactly the sort of BS I'm talking about!
I stood up on my soapbox a few nights ago, re: cigs & booze, so will not go back there LOL
But yeah, the medicos put *whatever* into your record (accurate or not) and then what? You can't correct them! They're the edumacated ones, right? Vs. us lowly
Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2024 12:45 AM (njWTi)
So, it's so cold he has clothes on. See?
Posted by: mnw at January 20, 2024 12:40 AM (NLIak)
Oh. I get it now. Danke schoen.
And thank the LAWD that this place is as social as I get online.
Posted by: Robert at January 20, 2024 12:46 AM (1Yy3c)
By the way, most health insurance companies and HMO‘s do not charge more for tobacco users/smokers. Particularly with Obamacare companies like Blue Cross do not charge smokers more. the cult of Kaiser Permanente does charge almost a 50% premium to self-declared smokers. my understanding is the records are clear that only a tiny percent reveal this information.
I am glad I’m no longer with Kaiser because they are woke cult. But also because they are trying to grift on people and they have no good reason because the people that compete with them do not do so. If you eat, five Big Macs a day , or drink five Maccallan’s a day no worries.
But Kaiser is a woke cult, you’d be better off just finding a local doctor.
Posted by: Quint at January 20, 2024 12:47 AM (+muyx)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 20, 2024 12:47 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Eponymous Cracker at January 20, 2024 12:48 AM (HZJhy)
Posted by: Eponymous Cracker at January 20, 2024 12:42 AM (HZJhy)
It's so cold out, they had to put a portable heater in John Kerry's stable. Theresa, being well-lubricated on gin-soaked raisins, didn't feel the cold.
Posted by: RickZ at January 20, 2024 12:49 AM (emlEe)
You gotta be real real hungry to eat those things...
I know my New Orleans pals will be ticked off at that comment, but I can't abide them.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 19, 2024 10:55 PM (MeG8a)
Man, crawfish are yummy! Boiled with taters and corn on the cob? Cannot be beat,
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2024 12:49 AM (tkR6S)
BIDEN (slurring): "I tell every young man that's telling me, 'I'm thinking of getting married. You have any advice?' I said, 'Yeah, pick a family with five sisters or more.'"
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Anyone know what the joke was supposed to be?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 20, 2024 12:50 AM (DpEcY)
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This has NOT been my experience! Perhaps it depends on one's State of Residence?
Here, they charge 35-50% more (depending on "plan") if you smoke. Many people lie about it. Sucks if they fail the nicotine test in hospital though...
Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2024 12:51 AM (njWTi)
BIDEN (slurring): "I tell every young man that's telling me, 'I'm thinking of getting married. You have any advice?' I said, 'Yeah, pick a family with five sisters or more.'"
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Anyone know what the joke was supposed to be?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby
Hunter knows.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 20, 2024 12:53 AM (cOq4q)
Posted by: Eponymous Cracker at January 20, 2024 12:53 AM (HZJhy)
Many people on the left have argued how stupid it is to charge more for smokers because the entire point is to get them to stop and get them insurance and the care of the they need. But to look at it another way. What about people that eat 10 big Mac a day what about people that smoke pot all day? What about the people that drink booze all day and drive on the highway? How can it only be right to give a premium to price out people simply because the used tobacco?
My argument is at least half of the insurers. Do not do this. I think it’s higher than half, but I will be gladly open to sing info that says otherwise.
Posted by: Quint at January 20, 2024 12:55 AM (+muyx)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at January 20, 2024 12:56 AM (WvGHv)
I see your https://youtu.be/t3-scmE-gU4?si= um_zUkObDN_b6Nsd and I raise you …
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pN2cfA45mUI
:-)
Posted by: Adriane the Flying Car Critic . . . at January 20, 2024 12:58 AM (4Winp)
But I had an insurance company that actually charged me a premium for tobacco use. I would look for other insurance companies, because I promise you without any doubt whatsoever there are many who do not in this day and age. Even they realize how stupid it is, considering there are so many other risk factors out there even they realize it’s for some reason illegal form of abuse.
Posted by: Quint at January 20, 2024 01:00 AM (+muyx)
The only thing worse, would be "socialized medicine" a.k.a. "Hurry Up and Wait" and wait, and wait.
Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2024 01:01 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 20, 2024 12:08 AM (dZVON)
I remember catching crawfish in Boundary Creek in southern British Columbia, It has that name because it crosses the border into Washington.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2024 01:02 AM (tkR6S)
Congrats, Gingy, on a superlative ONT. If you could only turn black and gay it would be a historic first for the ONT. Well done!
nurse, kids are just the greatest, gotta tell you though, grandkids are the icing on the cake.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 20, 2024 01:04 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Eponymous Cracker at January 20, 2024 01:05 AM (HZJhy)
Posted by: Eponymous Cracker at January 20, 2024 01:12 AM (HZJhy)
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Oh brave, new world
Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2024 01:12 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2024 01:13 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 20, 2024 01:13 AM (S5+ge)
when you must step up to the Fake Posters of the Left Wing
And call their Bluff... and drive your truck through their front door... they will get it then.
Oh yes they will...
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 20, 2024 01:14 AM (TDvv2)
I remember catching crawfish in Boundary Creek in southern British Columbia, It has that name because it crosses the border into Washington.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Well damn, appropriately named creek. Yes, I looked for it. Not going there. Wrong coast and timezone. Just curious. Looks to be between 'No' and 'Where'.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 20, 2024 01:15 AM (v9vY1)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 20, 2024 01:16 AM (S5+ge)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 20, 2024 01:16 AM (sRfrW)
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 20, 2024 01:16 AM (TDvv2)
Food is not a good substitute.
Every damned thing will kill you given the chance. Heaven forfend we should have any cheap pleasure or fun on the way to certain death, eh?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 20, 2024 01:19 AM (sRfrW)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 20, 2024 01:20 AM (sRfrW)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 20, 2024 01:20 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 20, 2024 01:15 AM (v9vY1)
It is beautiful country, and Boundary Creek has gold in it. In summer, the water is quite warm, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2024 01:22 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Eponymous Cracker at January 20, 2024 01:23 AM (HZJhy)
You must be down south again?
Goodnight all
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 20, 2024 01:16 AM (S5+ge)
Yep. Back in Apache Junction until early May. Come for a visit! I have plenty of room in this house.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2024 01:24 AM (tkR6S)
Why is the left anti-Israel and prop Palestine? The left America and they think of us as conservatives so that sums it all up right there.
Somehow tobacco became bad, and Mary Jane became good. Somehow people with traditional values who still love you are bad yet people that would tear your head off on a moments notice like the Palestinians are good.
I wish there was more to it, but there isn’t. Look at how the left puts their Ukraine flags up all the time. I think most of us want Ukraine to win. We certainly don’t support Putin’s Russia. But there is something weird about the fetish. The left has with Ukraine and Russia. When someone wears Ukraine pins would wear a USA flag pin to me that’s a tell. in the warped world they think somehow this is being anti-Trump. It has nothing to do with
Posted by: Quint at January 20, 2024 01:25 AM (+muyx)
Posted by: Eponymous Cracker at January 20, 2024 12:35 AM (HZJhy)
I haven't smoked a butt in nearly 18 years, and they still list me as "former smoker." So much for the bullshit propaganda that says you can heal your lungs within a year.
I liked smoking, miss it, actually. Hated the cough, but the smoking itself was just fine.
Beats dieting, I can tell you that.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 20, 2024 01:25 AM (sRfrW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2024 01:27 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Quint at January 20, 2024 01:29 AM (+muyx)
Posted by: Eponymous Cracker at January 20, 2024 01:31 AM (HZJhy)
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Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 20, 2024 01:42 AM (Sgq8y)
I wanted sound on the frog chimes!
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 19, 2024 10:21 PM (t/2Uw)
Me, too!
Posted by: m at January 20, 2024 01:42 AM (p0NY/)
No, I’m gonna be clear here so no one called me out on this I think dipping or chewing is dumb. It’s bad for you and you should not do it. Again, it does not improve your health, it hurts it.
But the reality is all of that was done off a political thing that happened in the 80s, and then unfortunate person who passed away as a youth. Legitimate test has shown that chewing, tobacco and dipping tobacco is not even remotely as dangerous as smoking. You cannot find any legitimate scientific paper that says otherwise, not a one.
Yet you will still find people today on the right and left that will tell you chewing tobacco causes mouth cancer way more than smoking. The reality is nothing could be further from the truth smoking causes moth cancer way more and
Posted by: Quint at January 20, 2024 01:48 AM (+muyx)
Posted by: Eponymous Cracker at January 20, 2024 01:48 AM (HZJhy)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 20, 2024 01:50 AM (KAi1n)
Again and we’re adults here so I shouldn’t have to say this but again I think chewing tobacco is dumb. It’s bad for you and don’t do it. Scientific that it is not even close to cigarette smoking when it comes to danger for your health, and that includes issues with your mouth. Those are facts I know that will be supported and no one’s going to call me out on this because I already know the papers about it. Don’t do it, but one more example to not trust the media and even the facts we “all” know.
Posted by: Quint at January 20, 2024 01:51 AM (+muyx)
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Posted by: Porgy at January 20, 2024 01:54 AM (4Winp)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 20, 2024 12:18 AM (MeG8a)
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Italian grammar lesson: grits is a plural noun whereas polenta is a singular noun (cf pasta, bread, etc.).
Posted by: Ciampino - polenta alla Romana at January 20, 2024 01:55 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 20, 2024 01:56 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 20, 2024 01:57 AM (lCaJd)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 20, 2024 12:10 AM (KAi1n)
Very sorry, SFGoth.
Posted by: m at January 20, 2024 01:57 AM (p0NY/)
http://tinyurl.com/2ap33sjr
Posted by: Ciampino - Daily roundup #01 at January 20, 2024 01:58 AM (qfLjt)
But for some reason, a large percentage of people are more offended by dipping tobacco. They think spitting is the most disgusting thing ever. I could tell them what about how the clothes smell or how the smoke lingers into other apartments or whatever, but they have this incredible prejudice against dipping tobacco. But when they say it’s more dangerous, that’s where they’re actually lying even though they’re not trying to do so.
I hear you about edibles my man. I have only had one or two times in my life and I smoked it. I thought the smoking thing was part of the experience but what do I know? I think edibles makes sense because let’s be honest that smell can be ran and if you live near other people that’s not right. if you were on your own property, live and let live. If you’re bothering no one else, then
Posted by: Quint at January 20, 2024 01:58 AM (+muyx)
Posted by: Quint at January 20, 2024 01:59 AM (+muyx)
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Posted by: Eponymous Cracker at January 20, 2024 02:02 AM (HZJhy)
Meh.
People have their vices.
Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2024 02:05 AM (njWTi)
My criticism of millennials and their four Bears is they never rebelled either. They took on the lefty teachings, but only amplified them to make them even worse. To me, every generation after generation, X has been extremely boring and sad. They only go further to the left and go after their own teachers for not being as extreme left as they are.
That is the exact opposite of the kids in the 50s and 60s 70s and 80s. These young people don’t seem bothered by this at all
Posted by: Quint at January 20, 2024 02:06 AM (+muyx)
On the exchange it's state by state. Some states do, some don't. They're allowed to charge more in the ACA law, but not all states allow it.
Posted by: Weirddave at January 20, 2024 02:07 AM (CLfFk)
https://mol.im/a/12984821
Nate Dieffenderffer -- how do you even pronounce that? Fast?
Posted by: Ciampino - Daily roundup #05 at January 20, 2024 02:08 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Quint at January 20, 2024 02:08 AM (+muyx)
Posted by: Quint at January 20, 2024 02:13 AM (+muyx)
Posted by: Eponymous Cracker at January 20, 2024 02:13 AM (HZJhy)
Posted by: Quint at January 19, 2024 11:23
Yes Quint, very true, they have become a nuisance. My Dad grew up on a farm in NW IL in the late 40s-early 50s, there were never any deer around. When I farmed, from 1980-2012, there were plenty and they could eat a lot of corn before it was harvested.
Also no turkeys here until they were reintroduced. By the time I was about done farming our dog could spook up a dozen or so in the long grass sometimes. However it seems like they displaced the pheasants, they were no longer to be found.
Posted by: Farmer at January 20, 2024 02:14 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 20, 2024 02:16 AM (J3ryZ)
Posted by: Eponymous Cracker at January 20, 2024 02:02 AM (HZJhy)
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Your vinegar/water/soap solution 1. is only good if you actually get it on the bug; 2. the bug won't walk into it; 3.it's useless after it dries. Bug spray, the surface kind, avoids all 3 of those pitfalls.
Posted by: Ciampino - Daily roundup #06 at January 20, 2024 02:16 AM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/12984935
Posted by: Ciampino - Daily roundup #07 at January 20, 2024 02:17 AM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/12985251
Posted by: Ciampino - Daily roundup #08 at January 20, 2024 02:18 AM (qfLjt)
We always respected turkey hunters back in the day because they were way more into it than deer hunters and there weren’t any turkeys around lol.
Posted by: Quint at January 20, 2024 02:20 AM (+muyx)
Posted by: Ciampino - Daily roundup #09 at January 20, 2024 02:21 AM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/12981239
Posted by: Ciampino - Daily roundup #10 at January 20, 2024 02:22 AM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/12983869
Posted by: Ciampino - Daily roundup #11 at January 20, 2024 02:24 AM (qfLjt)
http://tinyurl.com/muv9uvs
Posted by: Ciampino - Daily roundup #12 at January 20, 2024 02:27 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Quint at January 20, 2024 02:28 AM (+muyx)
Posted by: Eponymous Cracker at January 20, 2024 02:31 AM (HZJhy)
https://mol.im/a/12985829
Love the 'black and Somalian' -- okay Somalis are caffe-au-lait color, milk chocolate or lighter but by ignoramus-level US definition, they are also Blacks.
Posted by: Ciampino - Daily roundup #13 at January 20, 2024 02:32 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Eponymous Cracker at January 20, 2024 02:34 AM (HZJhy)
Transgender golfer Hailey Davidson WINS Florida tournament and is now set to receive one of five women's places on prestigious tour aimed at providing 'growth opportunities' for female players
https://mol.im/a/12985899
Posted by: Ciampino - Daily roundup #14 at January 20, 2024 02:37 AM (qfLjt)
How about J. Edgar Hoover?
https://mol.im/a/12985677
Posted by: Ciampino - Daily roundup #15 at January 20, 2024 02:40 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 20, 2024 02:43 AM (v9vY1)
I think a lot of people just don’t understand you hear so many people say well. The women are better at putting in the short game. It’s all about hitting it far. No offense to those people cause why should they even know about these things, but they could not be further from the truth. The a 200th ranked man could win an LPGA tournament and the number one LPGA player could never finish in the top 10 in a men’s tournament is not based on how hard they hit it and how far the ball goes. If anyone has ever interested in discussing this in depth, I’ll do it, but this is not the time.
People realize the top 100 darts players are mostly men as in 90%? Do people know the top scrabble players are men? I will say this it has got nothing to do with intelligence or at least that’s not the main issue., the real issue is the number of men that compete in the sports in that filters down to the point where only the tiniest reach the pro level and get paid.
Why does a transgender need to compete in
Posted by: Quint at January 20, 2024 02:45 AM (+muyx)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 20, 2024 02:45 AM (v9vY1)
People used to (and should continue to do so) POINT AND LAUGH at men in women's clothing!
Ah, Flip Wilson's "Geraldine" character....
Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2024 02:46 AM (njWTi)
Somebody will say wards golf, blah, blah blah. I won’t say men’s golf versus women’s golf is more separated than say, football or baseball if women even do those things. But I will say women can’t compete on the PGA tour and they have proven that over decades. Now you have fake women trying to mess up the women’s tour?
Posted by: Quint at January 20, 2024 02:48 AM (+muyx)
Posted by: Quint at January 20, 2024 02:50 AM (+muyx)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2024 02:52 AM (di6C2)
Posted by: Puddleglum
>Cobain and Nirvana were a flash in the pan that most Americans didn't give two shits about. Put him up on that pedestal, yawn. Whatever. Sing me another song about rape.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 20, 2024 02:52 AM (J3ryZ)
I just use 70% alcohol spray. I don't like the smell of vinegar (unless it's with fish and chips).
Posted by: SFGoth at January 20, 2024 02:53 AM (KAi1n)
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Yes. Because they're sore losers who can't compete (and win) against men. So, they need to stroke their egos by "winning" against women. Or maybe they just h8 wimmens, and gotta beat 'em any way they can get away with?
Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2024 02:53 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Eponymous Cracker at January 20, 2024 12:35
Yep, EC. My new GP read my listed history from my main hospital;s site. I was told I have coronary heart disease, WTF?
Turns out it comes from one time some pre-op tests showed a small artery blocked. After several yrs and various meds another pre-op test showed no such thing, but that was not noted. I guess it's to their advantage to keep you on record as sicker than you are, it's all BS.
You need to be responsible for your own health and watch closely today's "medical practitioners" and how they treat you. Good luck to us all!
Posted by: Farmer at January 20, 2024 02:53 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 20, 2024 02:55 AM (v9vY1)
Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2024 02:56 AM (njWTi)
I just use 70% alcohol spray. I don't like the smell of vinegar (unless it's with fish and chips).
Posted by: SFGoth at January 20, 2024 02:53 AM (KAi1n)
What? Why?
As a side note, I find I like the smell of bleach. Eau de Sodium Hypochlorite.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2024 02:56 AM (di6C2)
Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2024 02:56 AM (njWTi)
A couple decent songs. Pearl Jam is the control of what happens when the lead singer doesn't eat a shotgun.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2024 02:57 AM (di6C2)
Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2024 03:00 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Ciampino - Daily roundup #16 at January 20, 2024 03:02 AM (qfLjt)
http://tinyurl.com/yc2saw5x
Posted by: Ciampino - Daily roundup #09 at January 20, 2024 02:21 AM (qfLjt)
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Messed that one up, should read:
Christians Cancel Prime Subscriptions as Amazon Takes Satan's Side Against God in New Cartoon.
http://tinyurl.com/yc2saw5x
Posted by: Ciampino - Daily roundup #17 at January 20, 2024 03:09 AM (qfLjt)
Too depressing.
Posted by: JQ
>Alice in Chains and Soundgarden took the genre to a whole new level.
Cornell went out like a true fucking rockstar! Cobain went out like a bitch.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 20, 2024 03:20 AM (J3ryZ)
Posted by: Eponymous Cracker at January 20, 2024 03:24 AM (HZJhy)
Posted by: Eponymous Cracker at January 20, 2024 03:31 AM (HZJhy)
Posted by: m at January 20, 2024 03:56 AM (p0NY/)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 20, 2024 03:58 AM (v9vY1)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 20, 2024 03:58 AM (v9vY1)
It'll be upside-down.
Posted by: m at January 20, 2024 04:01 AM (p0NY/)
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Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 20, 2024 04:03 AM (v9vY1)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 20, 2024 04:03 AM (v9vY1)
Don't worry, you'll find you remember them once you dry out.
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