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Darling Nikki: Daily Mail Reports That Nikki Haley Did Committ Adultery, Cheating on Her Army Husband

Sacred Honor requires me to link this post.

Nikki Haley DID cheat on husband Michael - had affairs with her comms consultant and a MARRIED South Carolina lobbyist before she became governor, sworn affidavits and new witnesses claim

Nikki Haley, 51, denied claims she cheated on her husband Michael before she became South Carolina governor in 2010 saying she was '100% faithful'

Now, multiple GOP insiders tell DailyMail.com that they were intimately aware of Haley's infidelity at the time, saying: 'It was totally out in the open'

Communications consultant Will Folks, 49, and lobbyist Larry Marchant, 61, both signed affidavits in 2010 alleging they had a sexual relationship with Haley

We've heard the name Will Folks before. He's the guy who claimed that Sacred Honor demanded that he publicize his affair with Nikki Haley before an election.

But... second look at Will Folks.

Presidential candidate Nikki Haley falsely denied cheating on her husband when she was accused of engaging in two extramarital affairs during her gubernatorial campaign, multiple sources who worked with her claim.

New witnesses have come forward telling DailyMail.com that Haley's denials of two alleged 2008 affairs are false, and that the supposed trysts were brazen and widely known among South Carolina politicos.

Will Folks, 49, and Larry Marchant, 61, both signed affidavits in 2010 alleging they had a sexual relationship with the then-South Carolina lawmaker, before she went on to become governor.

While the contents of the affidavits were described by major news outlets at the time, this is the first time they have been published outside of Folks' own document which he published on his blog.

Haley, 51, denied both at the time, saying she was '100% faithful' to the father of her two children and husband of 28 years, Michael Haley -- who was deployed in Afghanistan with the National Guard in 2012.

Haley now frequently cites him as a reason for her presidential candidacy.

But multiple GOP insiders told DailyMail.com that they were intimately aware of Haley's infidelity as a South Carolina lawmaker -- including tales of steamy liaisons in the back of her Cadillac SUV, 'canoodling' in her lovers' laps at bars, and nights spent together in a Columbia, South Carolina duplex.

Haley has not responded to DailyMail's request for comment as of the time of publication.


...

[Will Folks] said he first kissed Haley in a car in early 2007, and that he had regular trysts with her at his apartment in downtown Columbia. He got married in June 2008.

'Representative Haley and I shared our first kiss while sitting in her parked car outside of MacDougal's restaurant and bar in downtown Columbia, S.C.,' Folks wrote in the October 2010 affidavit.

'This kiss took place in early 2007 following an evening with friends at the nearby Liberty Taproom. After this first kiss, Rep. Haley drove us to the parking lot behind the neighborhood center at Emily Douglas Park where we parked for approximately forty-five minutes.

'There we slid back the seats of her Cadillac SUV so that Rep. Haley could climb on top of me.'

Folks said that the alleged affair continued through Spring 2007, with trysts at his Columbia apartment, and that 'a few other romantic encounters occurred in her SUV 'including one in the parking lot of the S.C. Policy Council' and 'in her State House office'.

Sacred Honor compelled him to disclose this.

Still, there's another man alleging an affair, plus witnesses.


Larry Marchant Jr., 61, a Columbia lobbyist, also wrote a sworn statement that year that he had dinner, drinks and sex with Haley in her hotel room at a Salt Lake City conference in June 2008.

...

'After a night together of dinner and drinks with other participants of the conference, Rep. Haley and I returned to the hotel together. We went back to her room where we had sexual intercourse and I spent the remainder of the evening. I left her room at approximately 6:00 am.

'I came forward publicly on this matter only after being contacted by the press and after hearing Rep. Haley claim that she had been One Hundred Percent faithful to her husband in response to the Folk's allegations when I knew her statements were absolutely false.'

Marchant, who was married at the time, divorced in 2013, with his wife citing the alleged Haley affair in court papers.

If the wife was alleging it in divorce filings, that gives it an extra level of credence. Doesn't prove it, of course. But at least someone else is corroborating it.


...

But one South Carolina GOP insider told DailyMail.com they knew about Haley's alleged affair with Marchant at the time.

'She was in [Marchant's] office all the time, she'd be there at 11 or midnight, the two of them would be drinking,' the former associate of Haley said.

The GOP insider said he had also seen Haley get into the back of her off-white Cadillac SUV with her other alleged beau, Folks.

'I saw them sitting in it a few times with the windows steamed up,' he said.

A second prominent South Carolina Republican said he regularly saw the distinctive Cadillac outside Folks's duplex in Columbia, apparently staying overnight.

'I became curious when I saw an SUV parked outside early in the morning and late at night. It had legislative tags, it wasn't hard to figure out whose it was,' he said.

He added that Haley was not secretive with her alleged romancing.

Is this a big deal? I don't think so. All I see is another strong, empowered Woman of Color feeling a little cooter-sweat while trying to save the world, and maybe, just maybe, stumbling on to some Quality D along the way.

In this topsy-turvy world, can we blame a strong empowered woman for wanting some rando to blow his pecker-snot into her muff-hanky?

No. No we cannot.

Update to the Fani Slammer story:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:40 PM




Comments

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1 Foist?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2024 05:39 PM (xaFKb)

2 New Delhi Nikki spreads easier than hot chutney.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 19, 2024 05:42 PM (R4t5M)

3 hubba hubba, put Nikki Haley together with Fani Willis and you've got the makings of one of my hottest fantasies

and that fantasy is having two middle aged women install my shelves for me while I'm out bowling

Posted by: ace at January 19, 2024 05:43 PM (KRtlO)

4 This might help her to peel off some votes from Trump

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 19, 2024 05:43 PM (h/asz)

5 So, is DeSantis the only R who can be a smidge faithful to his spouse?

Posted by: Nova Local at January 19, 2024 05:44 PM (exHjb)

6 So, a reverse bimbo eruption.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 19, 2024 05:44 PM (5FnZt)

7 Great timing on this story. I wonder what doozies they are going to come up with in October.

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2024 05:44 PM (vFG9F)

8 I didn’t know you bowled Ace? How good are you?

Posted by: Jaimo at January 19, 2024 05:44 PM (sOA7y)

9 See? I knew a third good news story would hit today.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 19, 2024 05:44 PM (lTGtQ)

10 Can't say I care much about her alleged peccadilloes.

What I do care about is that her first instincts are to accept whatever bull$h!t calumnies the Democrats (her alleged political rivals) throw at the Republican rank-and-file (her alleged political allies). She's all to ready to believe that Republicans are racists, etc. Only after getting blow-back will she "re-assess" her positions.

I will absolutely not vote for her for POTUS.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 19, 2024 05:45 PM (pJWtt)

11 Let me be the first to say.... eeew!

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 19, 2024 05:45 PM (lTGtQ)

12 >>>8 I didn’t know you bowled Ace? How good are you?

no just like twice and I'm as terrible as you might guess

Posted by: ace at January 19, 2024 05:45 PM (KRtlO)

13 Muff hanky. I learn so much on AoS!

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 19, 2024 05:46 PM (z5QkH)

14 Nikki Haley raped me in a Target changing room.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's Hoo Haw at January 19, 2024 05:46 PM (vFG9F)

15 Today is the day to celebrate the lifestyle of our betters.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 19, 2024 05:46 PM (lTGtQ)

16 Not believing this, sorry
and I'm a trump fan

Posted by: Isolden at January 19, 2024 05:47 PM (dB99g)

17 Nikki Haley is a

*rolls dice*

Cheap Trollop

Posted by: Gary Gygax at January 19, 2024 05:47 PM (RpLp1)

18 No wonder the GOPe loves her. She comes pre-whored out.

Posted by: Sacred Honor and Erections, But Mostly Erections at January 19, 2024 05:47 PM (pjs7m)

19 Not believing this, sorry
and I'm a trump fan
Posted by: Isolden at January 19, 2024 05:47 PM (dB99g)

Why?

She's a politician.

They all do this and worse. So, so much worse.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2024 05:47 PM (0FoWg)

20 Hm. So all the Serious Conservatives who just gosh darn couldn't bring themselves to vote for Trump because of his terrible personal life should be jumping ship from Haley to DeSantis right now, right?

I seem to recall that a lot of people made a big deal the last 8 years about not supporting someone whose personal life isn't in accord with their public morals.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at January 19, 2024 05:48 PM (fKIdX)

21 "and that fantasy is having two middle aged women install my shelves for me while I'm out bowling"

(furiously scribbles notes)

Posted by: The Playboy Adviser at January 19, 2024 05:48 PM (a9CYf)

22

Does naughty Nikki adhere to her Indian upbringing or has she embraced the American life?

Someone should ask her if she eats beef.

Posted by: four seasons at January 19, 2024 05:48 PM (PisyI)

23 I rolled ... slovenly trull.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 19, 2024 05:48 PM (z5QkH)

24 I wish every female pol would chase some d when they had an urge.

Posted by: Huma at January 19, 2024 05:48 PM (8AONa)

25 I saw Little Cooter-Sweat open for the Quality D at the Metra in '82.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 19, 2024 05:48 PM (5FnZt)

26 Excuse me. Your muff is running. Here's a hanky.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 19, 2024 05:48 PM (R4t5M)

27 Pics?



To soon?

Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at January 19, 2024 05:48 PM (wG9Mt)

28 >>> Not believing this, sorry
and I'm a trump fan

kind of weird that the wife of a man who alleged an affair also alleged that affair in her divorce proceedings

was it all just set up?

Posted by: ace at January 19, 2024 05:49 PM (KRtlO)

29
'I saw them sitting in it a few times with the windows steamed up,' he said.

Steamed up windows usually indicates the clam shack is open for business.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 19, 2024 05:49 PM (nIvob)

30 Did anybody claim having to add a second front door to get away from Nikki's rapey-rapey thighs yet?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 19, 2024 05:49 PM (cOq4q)

31 Will Folks is a complete fruitcake. I dealt with him last year on a murder case. Maybe he banged her. Dunno.

Posted by: nckate at January 19, 2024 05:49 PM (EPm6B)

32 This is irrelevant cuz Trump said pussy

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 19, 2024 05:49 PM (xw1WS)

33 Friggin Sweden: Several police officers were injured so severely by stone-throwing rioters in Sveaparken that they needed emergency care. Among them was Johan Westberg, who was hospitalized with a severe concussion and hand injuries that are expected to take years to heal.

Westberg is one of the officers requesting damages after the 45-year-old Syrian was sentenced to prison for “gross sabotage against police operations.”

The criminal case and the civil case were handled as two separate matters.

The judges there argued that officers are not entitled to damages in a case of “gross sabotage against police operations” because it is considered a crime against the state and not against individual police officers.

Based on this finding, the officers had no hope of winning their case. Westberg and the other police officers in the case therefore withdrew their claims for damages.

However, in the procedural code, anyone who withdraws their civil case is considered to have “lost” the case and must pay the other party’s legal fees. This is what happened in this case, resulting in severely injured officers being forced to pay damages to the Syrian who attacked them.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2024 05:49 PM (Z6Xc1)

34 Nikki was the right governor at the right time. Unfortunately for whatever reason chaos just seems to follow her…

Did she have Springsteen’s pink Cadillac?

And BTW they slept head to toe so there was no funny business (per Elaine Benes)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 19, 2024 05:50 PM (xT8gx)

35 I don't believe two dudes looking for a payoff; but I still don't like Haley.

Posted by: setnaffa at January 19, 2024 05:50 PM (jeNdr)

36 >>> Will Folks is a complete fruitcake. I dealt with him last year on a murder case. Maybe he banged her. Dunno.

that's what I would guess. Still... I mean, gibbering nutbags bone too.

Posted by: ace at January 19, 2024 05:50 PM (KRtlO)

37 Maybe her husband is really into that whole "Hot Wife" thing? He probably loved that distraction while he was deploying half way around the world!

Posted by: rd at January 19, 2024 05:50 PM (XIRiD)

38
She needs to eat something besides sausage. Geez, who wants to *uck a scarecrow?

Posted by: four seasons at January 19, 2024 05:50 PM (PisyI)

39 Whole lotta' skank goin' on this week Ace.

Lotta' skank. Skanky, skank. Skank-O-Rama.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 19, 2024 05:50 PM (Q4IgG)

40 The idea of that thing having drunken office sex....where's the bleach

Posted by: Son of Dad at January 19, 2024 05:50 PM (8JB5s)

41 Does naughty Nikki adhere to her Indian upbringing or has she embraced the American life?

Someone should ask her if she eats beef.
Posted by: four seasons

Apparently, she prefers the injection.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 19, 2024 05:50 PM (R4t5M)

42 American politics is a sewer

is there not one honorable person

Posted by: Don Black at January 19, 2024 05:50 PM (geLO8)

43 28 >>> Not believing this, sorry
and I'm a trump fan

kind of weird that the wife of a man who alleged an affair also alleged that affair in her divorce proceedings

was it all just set up?
Posted by: ace at January 19, 2024 05:49 PM (KRtlO)

The wife getting a divorce will often throw everything possible at the man she's divorcing(rape accusations and child abuse claims are common). It also helps that the man publicly asserted the divorce. The false accusation rate is so high here that while the divorce court may treat these claims as true, there's usually not going to be some sort of criminal case follow-up because the assumption is also that these claims are bogus.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 19, 2024 05:51 PM (eYoxG)

44 >>cooter-sweat


Pure. Poetry.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2024 05:51 PM (XV/Pl)

45 In this topsy-turvy world, can we blame a strong empowered woman for wanting some rando to blow his pecker-snot into her muff-hanky?

No. No we cannot.
---
We have to blame people like Donald Trump

for creating this world.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2024 05:51 PM (krQz2)

46 Adultery as a political scandal makes no sense. You're talking about people who would do anything if they thought it would benefit them. They have no morality or principles or even basic impulse control.

Who looks at a bunch of thieves and killers and rapists, and says "oh my, that one got loose back in the day?"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2024 05:51 PM (0FoWg)

47 I wonder if Haley is booking a church for this weekend?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 19, 2024 05:52 PM (lTGtQ)

48 Nikki's sexual positions don't bother me. Her warm mongering GoPe positions on the other hand have me in the NeverNikki camp.

Posted by: Bete at January 19, 2024 05:52 PM (LX4y3)

49 >>> hubba hubba, put Nikki Haley together with Fani Willis and you've got the makings of one of my hottest fantasies

and that fantasy is having two middle aged women install my shelves for me while I'm out bowling
Posted by: ace

Have them paint your house.
and don't be watering down the primer.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 19, 2024 05:52 PM (cOq4q)

50 You can only have sex in Salt Lake City if you're wearing your magic underwear. The story is not true.

Posted by: Mitt Romney at January 19, 2024 05:52 PM (hqVaF)

51 @42

>>is there not one honorable person

Rand Paul, after that it gets kind of thin.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2024 05:52 PM (XV/Pl)

52 American politics is a sewer

is there not one honorable person
Posted by: Don Black at January 19, 2024 05:50 PM (geLO
---
Shhhh!

Don't tell God.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2024 05:52 PM (krQz2)

53 Nikki is all show. For a couple of packs of menthols and MREs this woman would be rocking the cock in the motorpool.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2024 05:52 PM (J3ryZ)

54 The wife's use of the claim in the divorce proceeding is the least reliable evidence is how I like at it. The people making the claims and other witnesses I'd consider more seriously.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 19, 2024 05:52 PM (eYoxG)

55 Why?

She's a politician.

They all do this and worse. So, so much worse.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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You are so right. Only the Clinton Crime Syndicate ramps it up to cartel levels though.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2024 05:52 PM (gvoQe)

56 that's what I would guess. Still... I mean, gibbering nutbags bone too.

****

"Are you hitting on me?"
- Taylor Lorenz

Posted by: Azathoth at January 19, 2024 05:52 PM (wb1YC)

57 The orgasm euphemism made me burst out laughing. If Ace were a horse, he would be Secretariat.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 19, 2024 05:53 PM (DsA2n)

58 Cum dumpster Friday!

Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2024 05:53 PM (DIpmr)

59 It's OK to bring this up a dozen years later because this is a primary and not the general election?

I wonder how many of the sources confirming the allegations now, had denied them way back when?

Posted by: rd at January 19, 2024 05:53 PM (XIRiD)

60 26 Excuse me. Your muff is running. Here's a hanky.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 19, 2024 05:48 PM (R4t5M)

Ewww...

Posted by: browndog wonders what happened to snizzz at January 19, 2024 05:54 PM (TTAGa)

61 Underestimate This Snizz - That'll Be Sexy!
Haley/Her Own Penis Pocket 2024

Posted by: New Campaign Slogan and VP Announcement Dropped at January 19, 2024 05:54 PM (pjs7m)

62 This has been an excellent day for Aceisms.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 19, 2024 05:54 PM (BdMk6)

63 37 Maybe her husband is really into that whole "Hot Wife" thing? He probably loved that distraction while he was deploying half way around the world!
Posted by: rd
-------
Most of her tenure in office, he was national guard, not active I believe.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2024 05:54 PM (gvoQe)

64 33 Friggin Sweden:
____

HerDee Doo. Eye opening.

Posted by: Swedish Chef at January 19, 2024 05:55 PM (fs1hN)

65 *how I look at it

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 19, 2024 05:55 PM (eYoxG)

66 updated with Fani Willis video

Posted by: ace at January 19, 2024 05:55 PM (KRtlO)

67 updated with Fani Willis video

Posted by: ace



$650,000 is not nearly enough.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 19, 2024 05:56 PM (lTGtQ)

68 Is anybody familiar with what body part the Brits mean by "fanny"?

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2024 05:56 PM (krQz2)

69 The biggest question in my mind is this: why is this coming out again now — this was all hashed out in 2010 — and who is behind it? Haley is going nowhere in the primaries and has no shot at VP. So what’s up?

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 19, 2024 05:56 PM (97pq7)

70 Gentlemen do not discuss their sexual liaisons with the media.

She is a typical politician, so I am not surprised by her behavior, but those men are sleazy c*cksuckers and should be shunned by polite society (if it even exists any more).

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 19, 2024 05:56 PM (gSZYf)

71 Romancing the Stone? No.

Canoodling the Snizz. Yes Sir Senator.

Posted by: Candidus at January 19, 2024 05:56 PM (xHAJg)

72 can we blame a strong empowered woman for wanting some rando to blow his pecker-snot into her muff-hanky?

Come for the smart military blog, stay for the poetry.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 19, 2024 05:56 PM (UjBI4)

73 So, is DeSantis the only R who can be a smidge faithful to his spouse?
Posted by: Nova Local

Oh no. If he is somehow the nominee, we will find out in Sep that he has a long history as a serial rapist as women search their hippocampuses, hippocampi? Uh, amygdalae for all of the harrowing rapes they suffered on deployment or in the dorms but finally have the courage to speak up.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2024 05:57 PM (Z6Xc1)

74 It's not a big deal, except if her canoodling is used as a blackmail leverage.

Posted by: Oldhoosh at January 19, 2024 05:57 PM (+66B9)

75 She's already toast for 2024. This is about making sure she never runs again.

Posted by: Wally at January 19, 2024 05:57 PM (hqVaF)

76
In other words: Greg Price pounces.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2024 05:57 PM (krQz2)

77 It's not a 'big deal' from a perspective of how I've never really cared who these jackholes sleep with.

But it IS a big deal because Haley the RINO jackhole tried to act like she was 'better' than Trump and a 'return to normalcy', and tried to act like Trump screwing Stormy Daniels was literally THE WORST THING EVER.

And just like all the other Never Trump jackasses, this proves that she's just as much of a piece of shit as they ever tried to claim Trump was.

So it's HIGHLY RELEVANT in proving that they're all pieces of crap.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at January 19, 2024 05:57 PM (setIA)

78 66 updated with Fani Willis video

***

Wow..that's...certainly a human body with a face on it.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 19, 2024 05:57 PM (wb1YC)

79 I wonder how many of the sources confirming the allegations now, had denied them way back when?
Posted by: rd
-----
Folks claimed it way back when Nikki was governor. The other allegations came from the divorce case over a decade ago.

It is a political hit but no less fair than bringing up Trump's past issues. It is a well timed hit with NH just about to vote in the primary and then South Carolina. Most probably from SC pols who have no reason to remember Nikki fondly but do want to grab credit for the hit from Trump probably or DeSantis, less likely.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2024 05:57 PM (gvoQe)

80 66 Our betters seem to be terrible people all round.

Posted by: Bete at January 19, 2024 05:58 PM (LX4y3)

81 Willis: "I will certainly not be choosing to date people that work under me."

I guess that rules out certain positions.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 19, 2024 05:58 PM (lTGtQ)

82 >>is there not one honorable person

Rand Paul, after that it gets kind of thin.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

======

I don't know about that? Word on the street is he is really into Liberty and Freedom.

Posted by: rd at January 19, 2024 05:58 PM (ig4Va)

83 So what’s up?
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 19, 2024 05:56 PM (97pq7)

Nikki Haley is the only thing that can make the thirsty beta orbiters of ConInc feel anything in their trousers besides flaccid shame, Haley knows that, and she's reaping a large cash reward from it.

Her campaign is Allahpundit's version of OnlyFans.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2024 05:58 PM (0FoWg)

84 Oh no. If he is somehow the nominee, we will find out in Sep that he has a long history as a serial rapist as women search their hippocampuses, hippocampi?

I now recall how he raped me at a T.J. Maxx.

Posted by: E. Jean Carroll at January 19, 2024 05:58 PM (pjs7m)

85 >>> updated with Fani Willis video
Posted by: ace

Reminds me of that Californian legislator who was big time anti-gun...but was a black market weapons dealer.

Next, we'll find out that Fanni has her own little Epstein Island thing going too.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 19, 2024 05:59 PM (cOq4q)

86 The stuff over on the end of the Indian (dot not feather) buffet that nobody eats.

That's called Nikki. It's an amalgam of leftovers and sperm donation rejects.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 19, 2024 05:59 PM (Q4IgG)

87 Will Folks! Now there is a name out of the AOS past.

Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2024 05:59 PM (BAbpt)

88 "In this topsy-turvy world, can we blame a strong empowered woman for wanting some rando to blow his pecker-snot into her muff-hanky?

No. No we cannot."

War Karen has been busy with the heavy D. These dudes that banged her couldn't do any better than this Waffle House 4 at 2?

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at January 19, 2024 05:59 PM (A2E7p)

89 In Norm MacDonald's voice, "Nikki Haley is a dirty whore."

Posted by: Marooned at January 19, 2024 05:59 PM (kt8QE)

90 can we blame a strong empowered woman for wanting some rando to blow his pecker-snot into her muff-hanky?

***

Surely there's someone on Etsy who can put this on canvas or embroider it or something..

Posted by: Azathoth at January 19, 2024 05:59 PM (wb1YC)

91 68 Am I ever!
-Sir Mix A Lot

Posted by: Bete at January 19, 2024 05:59 PM (LX4y3)

92 It's a sari state of affairs for Nikki.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 19, 2024 05:59 PM (R4t5M)

93 I hope that we are as skeptical of these allegations as MSNBC would be if they were leveled against Trump.

Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2024 06:00 PM (BAbpt)

94 >>>Sacred Honor compelled him to disclose this.
-----------------

or the Chamber of Commerce or who?

Posted by: Braenyard at January 19, 2024 06:00 PM (IdKcu)

95
So, is DeSantis the only R who can be a smidge faithful to his spouse?
Posted by: Nova Local


A little self-hypnosis and the left will find someone with 'beach people' friends to tar him. Someone who lives in a house with two front doors. Because that's normal.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 19, 2024 06:00 PM (nIvob)

96 Oh no. If he is somehow the nominee, we will find out in Sep that he has a long history as a serial rapist as women search their hippocampuses, hippocampi? Uh, amygdalae for all of the harrowing rapes they suffered on deployment or in the dorms but finally have the courage to speak up.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
-----
The hit on DeSantis would have been him partying with students when he was a young instructor out of college at a private school in Rome GA. Daily Mail, I think has already run that piece awhile back on the behest of the Trump campaign when Trump was floating the DeSanctimonious slur.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2024 06:01 PM (gvoQe)

97 Surely there's someone on Etsy who can put this on canvas or embroider it or something..

Posted by: Azathoth


Well, it is certainly too long to stencil on a t shirt.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 19, 2024 06:01 PM (lTGtQ)

98 War Karen has been busy with the heavy D. These dudes that banged her couldn't do any better than this Waffle House 4 at 2?

***

I have to believe there's better looking accounting majors at Clemson than her.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 19, 2024 06:01 PM (wb1YC)

99 All kinds of kompramat on this one. No wonder the uniparty likes her.

Posted by: brak at January 19, 2024 06:02 PM (AR07F)

100 Her campaign is Allahpundit's version of OnlyFans.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Heh. Comedy gold there.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2024 06:02 PM (gvoQe)

101 I wouldn't vote for Haley anyway, but the first time I saw this years ago it was pushed by Dick Harpootlian who was Dem party scum in SC. As someone once said about SC politics, "to small for a republic, too large for an insane asylum"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 19, 2024 06:02 PM (O8bOp)

102 Hunter at least posted his fun on PornHub. How come these people don't post their stuffings on PornHub?

Posted by: torabora at January 19, 2024 06:03 PM (OUiUM)

103 She is a typical politician, so I am not surprised by her behavior, but those men are sleazy c*cksuckers and should be shunned by polite society (if it even exists any more).

Spoiler: It doesn't.

But even in an impolite society kiss-and-tell by men is pretty gay. "That lady touched my wiener!" Okay, champ.

Posted by: "She cupped the balls tenderly" at January 19, 2024 06:03 PM (pjs7m)

104 oh dear, in the previous thread i saw 'nood nikki' thinking it was nikki cox and i rushed over. i am mucho disappointamented

Posted by: gnats local 678 at January 19, 2024 06:03 PM (B1FKF)

105 If you're going to be a political whore why wouldn't you be a whore in your marriage?

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 19, 2024 06:03 PM (JeYYB)

106 98 Since when have men been picky that their is a potential hotter woman out there when a reasonably or more attractive woman is in their lap?

Posted by: Bete at January 19, 2024 06:03 PM (LX4y3)

107 New Rule (proposal): No use of the term muff-hanky in description of women over the age of 35. It's dinner time here for Christ's sake.

Posted by: Orson at January 19, 2024 06:03 PM (dIske)

108 Underestimate my muff hanky. That'll be fun.

Posted by: Nikki at January 19, 2024 06:03 PM (fs1hN)

109 96 Oh no. If he is somehow the nominee, we will find out in Sep that he has a long history as a serial rapist as women search their hippocampuses, hippocampi? Uh, amygdalae for all of the harrowing rapes they suffered on deployment or in the dorms but finally have the courage to speak up.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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The hit on DeSantis would have been him partying with students when he was a young instructor out of college at a private school in Rome GA. Daily Mail, I think has already run that piece awhile back on the behest of the Trump campaign when Trump was floating the DeSanctimonious slur.
Posted by: whig at January 19, 2024 06:01 PM (gvoQe)

But the Ds would be able to provide a cast of victims. Represented by that Allred bitch.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 19, 2024 06:03 PM (eYoxG)

110 Most of her tenure in office, he was national guard, not active I believe.
Posted by: whig at January 19, 2024 05:54 PM (gvoQe)

He deployed with his guard unit. Can't remember if it was at the "end" of Iraqi Freedom or Afghanistan?

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at January 19, 2024 06:03 PM (A2E7p)

111 I've been seeing this break on X today. I must say that Nikki's personal life doesn't interest or concern me one tiny bit.
The fact that Nikki favors vastly increasing the digital surveillance on me, personally, now that concerns me.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2024 06:03 PM (i9ffA)

112 "All kinds of kompramat on this one."

I've heard of that word. Is that who makes them there cameras?

Posted by: Governor Brian Kemp at January 19, 2024 06:04 PM (vFG9F)

113 I love how Darling Nikki (great subtle dig by Ace, Very well done) is ruling out being Trump's VP, as though that were ever going to happen.

If you don't know the song Darling Nikki, the first verse goes like this:

I knew a girl named Nikki
I guess you could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine
She said, "How'd you like to waste some time?"
And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind

Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2024 06:04 PM (BAbpt)

114 All kinds of kompramat on this one. No wonder the uniparty likes her.
Posted by: brak at January 19, 2024 06:02 PM (AR07F)
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Which means seizing and pouncing on somebody who is only guilty of making a mistake.

Like when Hunter Biden made that mistake of throwing his gun into a trashcan.

Aren't people allowed to make mistakes anymore?

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2024 06:04 PM (krQz2)

115 Posted by: whig at January 19, 2024 06:01

Yeah. That was the Trump campaign. Wait until Ronda is a threat to big D. Then the big league hits come out.
His 8 year old son's laptop will be found and will have evidence of influence peddling on the playground for disney merch.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2024 06:04 PM (Z6Xc1)

116 A candidate going by “Nikki”
Solicited lots of strange dickie
In a car or hotel
Her partners were swell
And left her all covered in sticky

Posted by: Oops! I did it again! at January 19, 2024 06:04 PM (Eqssc)

117 Tastes like Tikka

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 19, 2024 06:05 PM (NtVYv)

118 85 >>> updated with Fani Willis video
Posted by: ace

Reminds me of that Californian legislator who was big time anti-gun...but was a black market weapons dealer.

Next, we'll find out that Fanni has her own little Epstein Island thing going too.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 19, 2024 05:59 PM (cOq4q)

Being an arms dealer while also an anti-gun legislator sounds like it'd make for an amusing book or movie.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 19, 2024 06:05 PM (eYoxG)

119 Tastes like Tikka

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 19, 2024 06:05 PM (NtVYv)
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But what kind of chunks?

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2024 06:05 PM (krQz2)

120 80 66 Our betters seem to be terrible people all round.
Posted by: Bete

Twas always thus. Alexander Hamilton had a sex scandal as Sec. of Treasury where he was banging another guy's wife. That guy speculated in treasury notes which led to an official congressional investigation of Hamilton and probably iced his potential as future President.
I think Martha Washington referred to Hamilton as "Tomcat". Gouvernor Morris was known to be a ladies man, Ben Franklin adored being adored by the ladies, and so on.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2024 06:05 PM (gvoQe)

121 You know, the press will have to make a decision: spend the next 4 years covering up for the Biden crime family or covering the greatest story ever in American history fighting against "literal Hitler" Donald Trump.

The Deep State payments will have be massive for them to chose the former.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 19, 2024 06:05 PM (cMXNt)

122 10 Can't say I care much about her alleged peccadilloes.

What I do care about is that her first instincts are to accept whatever bull$h!t calumnies the Democrats (her alleged political rivals) throw at the Republican rank-and-file (her alleged political allies). She's all to ready to believe that Republicans are racists, etc. Only after getting blow-back will she "re-assess" her positions.

I will absolutely not vote for her for POTUS.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop
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Appears she has a total lack of discretion.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 19, 2024 06:06 PM (IdKcu)

123 We need one more sex scandal today for an Ace trifecta. C'mon Judge Chutkan and (former) President Gay.

Posted by: Candidus at January 19, 2024 06:06 PM (xHAJg)

124 I didn't like it when Nikki told the story of how she told her cuck husband that his name would no longer be William because, to her, he was more of a Michael. (or whatever the eff she named him)

I know she thinks it's a cute story but it isn't. It's controlling and weird.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 19, 2024 06:06 PM (JeYYB)

125 Tastes like Tikka
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 19, 2024 06:05 PM (NtVYv)

More like tandoori

Posted by: Will Folks at January 19, 2024 06:06 PM (A2E7p)

126 Haley was probably letting them grab her pussy and everything.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 19, 2024 06:07 PM (cMXNt)

127 whoever left a link up there that led me to see and hear Imminent Front by the Who...thanks!

Posted by: DanMan at January 19, 2024 06:07 PM (8uzBS)

128 But the Ds would be able to provide a cast of victims. Represented by that Allred bitch.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
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Helps when people get payouts for it.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2024 06:07 PM (gvoQe)

129 Did they really physically steam up car windows? I dunno. Nothing would surprise me about dirty sleazy politicians and their dirty sleazy remoras. But that detail seems straight out of a cheap romance novel. I’m skeptical about this whole thing.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 19, 2024 06:07 PM (97pq7)

130
My, but Fani is built like a little fireplug, is she not

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 19, 2024 06:07 PM (xG4kz)

131 This is a clip of Fani Willis from 2020 where she says she would fire any employee who sleeps with a co-worker, promises to not date “anybody that works under me,” and said it would be “unfortunate” if taxpayers had to fund sex misconduct lawsuits


Just one of a million cases of "rules for thee, but not for me"

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 19, 2024 06:07 PM (FCbAQ)

132 Regardless of her whoring, that's not the reason I will NEVER vote for her and I've felt that way for months.

She's bought and paid for and I don't like who owns her.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 19, 2024 06:08 PM (JeYYB)

133 Tikka mangina.

Posted by: Candidus at January 19, 2024 06:08 PM (xHAJg)

134 If her husband was in the Guard, then why was she the one "deploying with a unit"?

Posted by: Military Marvels for $300 at January 19, 2024 06:08 PM (Eqssc)

135 I know she thinks it's a cute story but it isn't. It's controlling and weird.
Posted by: Seems Legit
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Our elites ARE mostly controlling and weird as well as immoral. That is why Congress freaked out Jan. 6th. The guilty fleeth when no man pursueth.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2024 06:08 PM (gvoQe)

136 68 Is anybody familiar with what body part the Brits mean by "fanny"?
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2024 05:56 PM (krQz2)


Pretty sure that in the UK, she might as well be named Vagina Willis.

Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2024 06:09 PM (BAbpt)

137 Also, it arguably is a bigger deal than just adultery. One of them was a lobbyist. Fucking a lobbyist might have the potential to compromise one's objectivity (at least in an imaginary universe in which Nikki wasn't already a bought-and-paid for whore). And the other arguably could be described as a workplace subordinate of a sort. Workplace trysts with subordinates land ordinary people in hot water all the time, for all sorts of reasons.

Posted by: It's always a bad idea to shit where you eat at January 19, 2024 06:09 PM (pjs7m)

138 Hussy.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 19, 2024 06:09 PM (XASq/)

139
"Once is happenstance, Mr. Bond, twice is coincidence.

Three times is hot oogly boogly slap dat headboard dirty, dog."

Goldfinger, 2024 revised edition.

Posted by: Auspex at January 19, 2024 06:09 PM (j4U/Z)

140 Word on the street is he is really into Liberty and Freedom.

Posted by: rd at January 19, 2024 05:58 PM (ig4Va)

Are those stripper names? If so, I'm going to the other strip joint.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 19, 2024 06:09 PM (gSZYf)

141 111 I've been seeing this break on X today. I must say that Nikki's personal life doesn't interest or concern me one tiny bit.
The fact that Nikki favors vastly increasing the digital surveillance on me, personally, now that concerns me.

Posted by: Tom Servo
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It does greatly illustrate her perspective on who you are and who she is.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 19, 2024 06:09 PM (IdKcu)

142 A politician who is a whore? Now THAT'S truth in advertising.

Posted by: Don't say we didn't warn you at January 19, 2024 06:09 PM (Eqssc)

143 Kristi Noem, I can see. Or Sarah Palin in her prime. But Haley? Eww.

Posted by: red speck at January 19, 2024 06:10 PM (0Id0S)

144 This is a clip of Fani Willis from 2020 where she says she would fire any employee who sleeps with a co-worker

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I can only imagine that the motivation here is that if her employees are sleeping with each other, there is less dick to go around for her.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at January 19, 2024 06:10 PM (fKIdX)

145 Regardless of her whoring, that's not the reason I will NEVER vote for her and I've felt that way for months.

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She has an R next to her name. I'd sooner toss her in a pit full of vicious badgers than vote for her, notwithstanding whatever she does with her unsavory crotch.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2024 06:10 PM (0FoWg)

146
Tikka = Chunks
Masala = Spice/Spiced

It's like you might like Masala Tea but not Curry-sauce-flavored tea.

I love Tikka Masala but the name is literally "Spiced Chunks"

Of what?

Well, we assume it's chicken.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2024 06:10 PM (krQz2)

147 Hating on Nikki is one of the few issues we can can all agree with.

Posted by: Max Power at January 19, 2024 06:11 PM (q177U)

148 127 whoever left a link up there that led me to see and hear Imminent Front by the Who...thanks!
Posted by: DanMan

Youtube has a live sound check version of it that is good. https://youtu.be/rx6Zgz0TZuA

Also a version floating around from their last (first) retirement in 82 that is not as good.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2024 06:11 PM (gvoQe)

149 Nikki turned out a bit more skeevy that I would have expected, though she is part of the Strom/Lindsey machine.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 19, 2024 06:11 PM (SO2hT)

150 127 >>whoever left a link up there that led me to see and hear Imminent Front by the Who...thanks!


Eminence Front.

It's a put-on.

Posted by: red speck at January 19, 2024 06:11 PM (0Id0S)

151 111 I've been seeing this break on X today. I must say that Nikki's personal life doesn't interest or concern me one tiny bit.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2024 06:03 PM (i9ffA)


Nor me. But we are in a war in which such things are used by our enemies as weapons, and we should refuse to unilaterally disarm.

Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2024 06:11 PM (BAbpt)

152 147 Hating on Nikki is one of the few issues we can can all agree with.

Posted by: Max Power at January 19, 2024 06:11 PM (q177U)

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*nods sagely*

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 19, 2024 06:11 PM (JeYYB)

153 The Lord called Israel a whore.

English translations blunt that a bit.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2024 06:12 PM (krQz2)

154 Sheese. Soros’ son on Drudge looks just like Chris Hayes.
Very punchable

Posted by: Redenzo at January 19, 2024 06:12 PM (V/pbu)

155
Next, we'll find out that Fanni has her own little Epstein Island thing going too.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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Sex and human trafficking is a big thing in Atlanta. It is one of the hubs of it due to Hartsfield Intl and convention biz.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2024 06:13 PM (gvoQe)

156 Oof. I'm pretty sure these guys took the Nikki cooter and ran. Nobody would stay around and listen to that for too long.

Posted by: Thor's Pimp Hand at January 19, 2024 06:13 PM (5Vdzv)

157 I was just considering whether or not we had better politicians when someone who didn't keep marriage vows could not be trusted to not be corrupt in office and news of such betrayal of spouse was a campaign ender.



Posted by: Just Lily at January 19, 2024 06:13 PM (RLLZj)

158 Is anybody familiar with what body part the Brits mean by "fanny"?
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2024 05:56 PM (krQz2)

Pretty sure that in the UK, she might as well be named Vagina Willis.
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2024 06:09 PM (BAbpt)
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There you go.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2024 06:13 PM (krQz2)

159 Nikki is a 'new American' who shit on our history - good, bad, ugly, it doesn't matter, it needs to be remembered and left for future generations to learn from.
That's when she lost me.

Wanting to track everybody on the net just reinforced her unamerican tendecies.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 19, 2024 06:14 PM (cOq4q)

160 SC GOP is some helluva place to be a deviant. Whether you're a pincushion for lobbyists, or a sadistic homosexual pervert, you can win statewide office, no problem.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2024 06:14 PM (0FoWg)

161 an official congressional investigation of Hamilton and probably iced his potential as future President.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2024 06:05 PM (gvoQe)


Well...I would appreciate a bit of credit.

Posted by: Aaron Burr at January 19, 2024 06:14 PM (gSZYf)

162 Apropos of nothing, what is thot chili oil stuff at the Chinese restaurant called? I mean, besides hot red chilis sauce. Does it have a Chinese name?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 19, 2024 06:14 PM (SO2hT)

163 "After graduating from college, Haley worked for FCR Corporation, a waste management and recycling company, before joining her family's clothing business as its bookkeeper and chief financial officer. After she married Michael Haley in 1996, she became active in civic affairs. In 1998, she was named to the board of directors of the Orangeburg County Chamber of Commerce. She was named to the board of directors of the Lexington Chamber of Commerce in 2003. Haley became treasurer of the National Association of Women Business Owners in 2003, and president in 2004."

In case anyone wonders why she sounds like an HOA president when she talks.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 19, 2024 06:14 PM (wb1YC)

164 154 Sheese. Soros’ son on Drudge looks just like Chris Hayes.
Very punchable
Posted by: Redenzo at January 19, 2024 06:12 PM (V/pbu)

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WTF are you hitting Drudge?

Although I'm compelled to look because Soros's son is an enormous asshole like his father. And punching his face would be satisfying.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 19, 2024 06:14 PM (JeYYB)

165 I'm thinking Sununu probably tasted the Nikki triangle pie. Who else would endorse that hot mess.

Posted by: Thor's Pimp Hand at January 19, 2024 06:15 PM (5Vdzv)

166 Who reads Drudge?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2024 06:15 PM (Z6Xc1)

167 153 The Lord called Israel a whore.

English translations blunt that a bit.
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Brazen strumpet? Cheap trollop? Saucy Tart? Haughty Courtesan?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 19, 2024 06:15 PM (fs1hN)

168 "Nikki is a 'new American' who shit on our history - good, bad, ugly, it doesn't matter, it needs to be remembered and left for future generations to learn from.
That's when she lost me."

The SC flag? Me too.

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2024 06:16 PM (vFG9F)

169 The Lord called Israel a whore.

English translations blunt that a bit.
______

Brazen strumpet? Cheap trollop? Saucy Tart? Haughty Courtesan?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 19, 2024 06:15 PM (fs1hN)
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A Level 6 Wanton Wench.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2024 06:16 PM (krQz2)

170 162 Apropos of nothing, what is thot chili oil stuff at the Chinese restaurant called? I mean, besides hot red chilis sauce. Does it have a Chinese name?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 19, 2024 06:14 PM (SO2hT)


If it has no chunks, or the only chunks are red pepper flakes and seeds, it's chili oil.

If it has other things, including a sort of sludge, and crunches, it's a new trendy condiment called chili crisp.

Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2024 06:16 PM (BAbpt)

171 Sununu, another enormous asshole. It runs in the family.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 19, 2024 06:16 PM (JeYYB)

172 When Nikki talks, it reminds me of when my mom or our cat lady neighbor yelled at me.

Posted by: Thor's Pimp Hand at January 19, 2024 06:17 PM (5Vdzv)

173 Soros Jr literally has a PhD in evil.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2024 06:17 PM (Z6Xc1)

174 161 an official congressional investigation of Hamilton and probably iced his potential as future President.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2024 06:05 PM (gvoQe)

Well...I would appreciate a bit of credit.

Posted by: Aaron Burr at January 19, 2024 06:14 PM (gSZYf)

As I recall that's typically portrayed as Hamilton's plan to ice Burr's political career.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 19, 2024 06:17 PM (eYoxG)

175 154 Sheese. Soros’ son on Drudge looks just like Chris Hayes.
Very punchable
Posted by: Redenzo

According to Dems, it's OK to punch a nazzi

Posted by: Funk Face at January 19, 2024 06:17 PM (Eqssc)

176 166 Who reads Drudge?

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It still exists???

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 19, 2024 06:17 PM (xw1WS)

177 anybody that works under me


She is working under HIM, so it is all good.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 19, 2024 06:18 PM (ufFY8)

178 some rando to blow his pecker-snot into her muff-hanky
.......

Ace is on fire today.

Posted by: wth at January 19, 2024 06:18 PM (v0R5T)

179 Currying favor with her crotch, Nikki is

Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2024 06:18 PM (DIpmr)

180 It's false advertising to continue calling it Drudge. Didn't he sell it to a left-wing group?

Regardless it's shit.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 19, 2024 06:18 PM (JeYYB)

181 Nikki Haley DID cheat on husband Michael - had affairs with her comms consultant and a MARRIED South Carolina lobbyist before she became governor, sworn affidavits and new witnesses claim

That what leftist globalist do.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2024 06:18 PM (lwOKI)

182 Who reads Drudge?
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More importantly: Do you read Sutter Cane?

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2024 06:19 PM (krQz2)

183 Luckily for her, her money is coming from Reid "pedo island" Hoffman....

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at January 19, 2024 06:19 PM (xaNfJ)

184 but was her muff-hanky haggard?

Posted by: wth at January 19, 2024 06:19 PM (v0R5T)

185 I'm becoming of the opinion that NH doesn't mean Butkus to the primary process. You've got nothing but a bunch of Democrats and people not quite comfortable with being called Democrats, voting. Skip it and head to SC.

Posted by: Thor's Pimp Hand at January 19, 2024 06:19 PM (5Vdzv)

186 Currying favor with her crotch, Nikki is

Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2024 06:18 PM (DIpmr)
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Open all night.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2024 06:19 PM (krQz2)

187 171 Sununu, another enormous asshole. It runs in the family.
Posted by: Seems Legit

That's "Lord Sununu, Second Earl of New Hump-Shire" to you!

Posted by: The Nobility at January 19, 2024 06:19 PM (Eqssc)

188 74 shekels, same as in town

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 19, 2024 06:20 PM (/6GbT)

189 Proposed model legislation: If it gets wet it’s a felony.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 19, 2024 06:20 PM (GLQW0)

190 Ace is on fire today.

Posted by: wth at January 19, 2024 06:18 PM (v0R5T)
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Stop, drop and roll.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2024 06:20 PM (krQz2)

191 Will she swing her dick around as the KucServative Kandidate?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 19, 2024 06:20 PM (NmBaO)

192 Women who get where they want to be by being whores. It's a tale as old as time.

Shit, even Hillary serviced Bill (dry heaves sound) to ride his coattails.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 19, 2024 06:20 PM (JeYYB)

193 No Forget Nikki, she isn't going anywhere

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2024 06:20 PM (fwDg9)

194 Doesn't matter how much of a "good" Republican you are.
Doesn't matter how many times to betray conservatives "for the greater good."
Doesn't matter how many glowing op-eds you get in major papers.
Doesn't matter how many times you go on CNN to criticize fellow Republicans.

Doesn't matter: Your still a Republican.

Cry moor, Nikkiii

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 19, 2024 06:21 PM (PFILT)

195 Interesting. A pair of Ukrainian Bradley AFVs disable a Russian T90 tank. Using their 25 mm chain guns.

http://tinyurl.com/4h7d8nyf

WTF a Russian tank is doing all by its lonesome with no other armor or infantry support?

Posted by: rd at January 19, 2024 06:21 PM (gpjmV)

196 So do we call her Dikki now?

Posted by: wth at January 19, 2024 06:21 PM (v0R5T)

197 178 some rando to blow his pecker-snot into her muff-hanky
.......
Ace is on fire today.
Posted by: wth

I frew up in my mouf

Posted by: Icki-poo at January 19, 2024 06:21 PM (Eqssc)

198 Lol. I am so sorry this is happening to you

Annnnnnd management is now locking us out of Slack

One by one @latguild members were making heartfelt Slack posts about saving the newsroom, calling for LAT management to negotiate in good faith, honor the contract and offer buyouts so that layoffs would be as humane as possible

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2024 06:21 PM (Z6Xc1)

199 186 Currying favor with her crotch, Nikki is

Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2024 06:18 PM (DIpmr)
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Open all night.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2024 06:19 PM (krQz2)

A spicy take

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 19, 2024 06:21 PM (NmBaO)

200 Silly, Leftists don't make rules for themselves

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2024 06:22 PM (fwDg9)

201 Of course, New Hampshire is a worthless primary, it's an open primary state.

It will be Spread-um Haley's time to shine. The dems will turn out for her. They're used to voting for whores.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 19, 2024 06:22 PM (JeYYB)

202 Proposed thread song. Hank Snow:

http://tinyurl.com/rstftexr

Posted by: Fist Rockbone at January 19, 2024 06:22 PM (Dm8we)

203 I remember Redstate and that fat slovenly asshole Erick Erickson taking a dump on Will Folks and backing Nikki when he announced their encounter.

Posted by: Thor's Pimp Hand at January 19, 2024 06:22 PM (5Vdzv)

204 Snizzy Haley.

Posted by: Thor's Pimp Hand at January 19, 2024 06:23 PM (5Vdzv)

205 Now, multiple GOP insiders tell DailyMail.com that ...

Yeah, we covered this up while she was our big hope to torpedo Donald Trump. She disappointed us.

Posted by: GOPe at January 19, 2024 06:23 PM (3l0s/)

206 Lol

Update: locked out of email too

I'm shocked management pulled this off given that wifi basically doesn't work in the LAT office. I tethered my phone last time

We haven't had raises since 2021.

THIS is what management is doing instead of negotiating in good faith w/ @latguild

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2024 06:23 PM (Z6Xc1)

207 @195

>>WTF a Russian tank is doing all by its lonesome with no other armor or infantry support?

I bet you believe in the moon landing too.
--
Staley Kubrick.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2024 06:23 PM (XV/Pl)

208 Mt penis is offended at that Fanni Screencap.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2024 06:24 PM (RVloE)

209 164 WTF are you looking a Drudge.
Because I want to know what my enemy is thinking. It’s important to drink their wine , fuck their women and eat their food .
I find it a more enriching experience.
Plus like Trump I like to keep my friends close and my enemies closer.
Grow some and you will understand.

Posted by: Redenzo at January 19, 2024 06:24 PM (V/pbu)

210 Sacred Honor compelled him to disclose this.


===


How much did his sacred honor cost I wonder....

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2024 06:24 PM (V13WU)

211 Snizzy Haley.

Posted by: Thor's Pimp Hand at January 19, 2024 06:23 PM (5Vdzv)
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Thin Snizzy

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2024 06:24 PM (krQz2)

212 Pretty hot for an old whore with no upper lip.

Posted by: wth at January 19, 2024 06:24 PM (v0R5T)

213 Grow some and you will understand.
Posted by: Redenzo at January 19, 2024 06:24 PM (V/pbu)

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Well, you certainly told me off.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 19, 2024 06:25 PM (JeYYB)

214 Apparently, James Carville has diagnosed Doanld Trup with Syphilis.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2024 06:25 PM (RVloE)

215 Sacred Honor compelled him to disclose this.
---
He was honor and offer all night.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2024 06:25 PM (krQz2)

216 Jackie Burke died today. 100 years old.

Posted by: DanMan at January 19, 2024 06:25 PM (8uzBS)

217 He was honor and offer all night.
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2024 06:25 PM (krQz2)


LOL! dude !

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2024 06:26 PM (V13WU)

218 "WTF a Russian tank is doing all by its lonesome with no other armor or infantry support?"

The dismounts went Navy?

Posted by: Thor's Pimp Hand at January 19, 2024 06:26 PM (5Vdzv)

219 Fucking a lobbyist might have the potential to compromise one's objectivity

Student athletes that you're coaching, too.

Posted by: Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert at January 19, 2024 06:26 PM (xttsV)

220 Apparently, James Carville has diagnosed Doanld Trup with Syphilis.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2024 06:25 PM (RVloE)
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And we all know what a non-political-hack James Carville is.

Also his degree in virology.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2024 06:26 PM (krQz2)

221 >>Sacred Honor compelled him to disclose this.


"Thank You. Cum again."

Nikki Hailey

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2024 06:27 PM (RVloE)

222 Hefner’s psychosexual urges, well just take a look.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 19, 2024 06:27 PM (GLQW0)

223 Generally, I don't like the kiss-and-tell bullshit but it's pretty fun ripping on Nikki.

She's a political whore which, in my book, is much worse than a whore trying to make a living on the mean streets.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 19, 2024 06:28 PM (JeYYB)

224 Jesus, Ace. Muff-hanky? You writing for Penthouse Forum now? Or maybe Oui?

Posted by: Jim Rose at January 19, 2024 06:28 PM (miqrx)

225 Democrats: "I did not have sex with that woman".

Republicans: "Hell yeah. I tapped that like a frat house beer keg. Want an affidavit?

Posted by: Thor's Pimp Hand at January 19, 2024 06:28 PM (5Vdzv)

226 I am loving that Sex Organ Thesaurus Ace has!!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 19, 2024 06:29 PM (5AVMW)

227 "The Conservative Case for Using Nikki Haley Like A Double Barreled Shotgun. My latest at @NYT..."

- David French later this weekend

Posted by: Azathoth at January 19, 2024 06:29 PM (wb1YC)

228 I just.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 19, 2024 06:29 PM (GLQW0)

229 226 I am loving that Sex Organ Thesaurus Ace has!!!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 19, 2024 06:29 PM (5AVMW)

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#MeToo

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 19, 2024 06:29 PM (JeYYB)

230 >>Jesus, Ace. Muff-hanky? You writing for Penthouse Forum now? Or maybe Oui?


Hey Buddy - Oui is the Cheri of Hustlers.

I'll not sit here and let you besmirch their fine name!

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2024 06:29 PM (RVloE)

231 Nikki is a whore.

Perfect for the white whore house.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 19, 2024 06:30 PM (R/m4+)

232 How much did his sacred honor cost I wonder....
Posted by: runner at January 19, 2024 06:24 PM

The more he proclaimed it, the faster we counted our spoons.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 19, 2024 06:30 PM (Wnv9h)

233 They took out DeSantis so now it's Haley's turn.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 19, 2024 06:31 PM (t/2Uw)

234 That video. You have to appreciate the immodest way she's sitting with legs open, and lecturing about the ethics of sexual encounters.

Posted by: Thor's Pimp Hand at January 19, 2024 06:32 PM (5Vdzv)

235 Nikki Sixx > Nikki Snizz

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2024 06:33 PM (ZLI7S)

236 Nood Libs of Tik Tok. Eww, not that way, and you don't want that way.

Posted by: Bete at January 19, 2024 06:34 PM (LX4y3)

237 213…. Well I guess you told me off…
Not my intention. Except for Ace, I always cruise other sites . Many liberal., to get their talking points and their angle of attacks.
To me it is important to see the whole Spector to understand their insanity.
Hope that helps.
Good evening.

Posted by: Redenzo at January 19, 2024 06:35 PM (V/pbu)

238 Nikkiii is the one who leaked this cause her constants told her Trump is popular because he gets some strange.

She's gonna say, "Trump had an affair and you didn't care"

Lol.
She is that dumb and so she those she hired

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 19, 2024 06:35 PM (PFILT)

239 They're saying they spit roasted her?




Posted by: N at January 19, 2024 06:36 PM (MzJ1W)

240 Stormy Daniel's > nikki haley

Posted by: N at January 19, 2024 06:36 PM (MzJ1W)

241 hubba hubba, put Nikki Haley together with Fani Willis and you've got the makings of one of my hottest fantasies

and that fantasy is having two middle aged women install my shelves for me while I'm out bowling
Posted by: ace at January 19, 2024 05:43 PM (KRtlO)


Go on...

Are they mahogany shelves?

Or....or maybe even....teak!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 19, 2024 06:39 PM (nFnyb)

242 Remember Vermin Supreme?

He's campaigning for Ron DeSantis:

http://tinyurl.com/y4ry8k5

Posted by: IrishEi at January 19, 2024 06:40 PM (p3BNh)

243 @85
Reminds me of that Californian legislator who was big time anti-gun...but was a black market weapons dealer.

--------

You're probably thinking of Leland Yee, but there was another one that got busted just a year or two later.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2024 06:42 PM (W/O31)

244 The fact that Nikki favors vastly increasing the digital surveillance on me, personally, now that concerns me.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2024 06:03 PM (i9ffA)

Me too (pun intended)…..but really do you think the irony of Digital surveillance escapes her in her current public debasement?

Posted by: 7man at January 19, 2024 06:45 PM (qwO6y)

245 Daily Mail says their reporters have been banned from Haley events since they published the story of her dalliances.

That's right. Dalliances.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 19, 2024 06:45 PM (woPEM)

246 Sweet Jesus, Fani is a real piece of work. I mean, just how stupid is she?

Posted by: Garbled memo at January 19, 2024 07:13 PM (8E/8X)

247 120 I think Martha Washington referred to Hamilton as "Tomcat".

Err... Martha honey? You familiar with the term "Father of his country" as applied to your old man? It wasn't figurative.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 19, 2024 07:14 PM (8Ta2Y)

248 This is an oppo research dump..... probably by Trump's people...... she's nipping at his heels in New Hampshire.... that doesn't make it false, but politics is ugly.

Posted by: Monica at January 19, 2024 07:16 PM (Tz42o)

249 One of the guys who claimed to have had an affair with Nikki is obviously gay, and was called out as such at the time by Jon Stewart.

Posted by: MikeN at January 19, 2024 07:17 PM (XygMV)

250 As mom said, If they'll do it with you, they'll eventually do it to you!

I find it more annoying Nik promises much but finishes nothing... not a governorship, UN ambassador appointment, alleged model wife, whatever.

Posted by: L - Bring in the clowns? Maybe they're here at January 19, 2024 09:07 PM (GshMh)

251 214 Apparently, James Carville has diagnosed Doanld Trup with Syphilis.

Posted by: garrett

'James' lost his own mind some time ago, but perhaps he's intimately familiar with symptoms from past company.

Posted by: L - Bring in the clowns? Maybe they're here at January 19, 2024 09:12 PM (GshMh)

252 We’re back in my native Texas now, but 20 years ago when we moved up to DC I briefly considered running for office. The wife took a long look around, noticing all the delightful young women who would surround me and put her foot down, promising thatt the moment I filed for candidacy she would file for divorce.

Wedidn’t entirely escape the corruption, but it was a good call

Posted by: Fen at January 20, 2024 05:29 AM (Sv5iI)

253 “ Interesting. A pair of Ukrainian Bradley AFVs disable a Russian T90 tank. Using their 25 mm chain guns.”

WTF? 25mm vs T90 should will barely wake up the crew. What kind of lucky shot did they manage?

Have we entered the realm of Cats and Dogs living together?

Posted by: Fen at January 20, 2024 06:02 AM (Sv5iI)

254 Posted by: Isolden at Jan

Are you the same Islolden who tried to tell a Marine he shouldn’t defend himself from false accusations of Stolen Valor?

Suicide by cop might be less painful. Just sayin. Do you understand what you’re playing with?
.

Posted by: Fen at January 20, 2024 06:15 AM (Sv5iI)

255 "pecker-snot into her muff-hanky" Genius. I thought I had heard them all.

Posted by: Robin Banks at January 20, 2024 06:48 AM (cgks5)

256 TO be fair - after watching a video of Larry Marchant Jr - I'm not sure he's ever seen a grown woman naked.

Like a Lindsaaaay Graham kind of guy

Posted by: bob at January 20, 2024 08:20 AM (ialCA)

257 Nikki screwed a sheep. who knew?

Posted by: Fred at January 20, 2024 10:52 PM (EcD5Y)

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