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Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls, It Tolls For ONT
Howdy horde! How's the weather where you are? It's crazy here. Today was 65 and sunny, just a lovely shorts and t-shirt day. 3 days ago the low was 11. Monday was that rare day I had to run the kerosene heater all day in my office, today I had the door open to enjoy the breeze. So what else is going on in the world today?
Let Freedom Ring
In case you missed it, This week Javier Milei went before the WEF and told them dead to their faces that they are what's wrong with the world, and it was glorious.Milei's 2024 Davos talk, directly translated to English by AI (by heygen), in his own accent. Better than the dubbed version imo. pic.twitter.com/8OAGELuqxl
— Aaron Slodov (@aphysicist) January 18, 2024
That's Why I Never Order The Disgusting Burger Surprise
McDonald’s leaves man ‘sweating and shaking’ after disgusting burger surprise has him ‘vomiting’: ‘Wrecked’
he aftereffects of a disgusting McDonald’s surprise are still haunting a man who indulged in a fast food feast over the weekend.I generally go for the $3.50 double cheeseburger bundle. That and a Coke gets you lunch for about $5
Australian man Anton Vallely was scarfing down a Quarter Pounder at about 2 am Saturday after having a few drinks, but his enjoyment of the meal was short-lived.
In the dark, he had about three bites into the burger before stopping to investigate the source of a suspicious taste with his phone’s flashlight.
What he saw was two patties that appeared to be only partially cooked.
“I’ve been sweating and shaking,” Mr Vallely told news.com.au, who said he had felt “wrecked” since eating the burger, which he bought from the Coolum store on the Sunshine Coast.
Not All Heroes Wear Tight Yellow Shorts. But Some Do WWE legend Hulk Hogan helps rescue teenage girl involved in car crash
WWE legend Hulk Hogan helped to rescue a teenage girl whose car overturned in a multi-car accident in Clearwater, Fla., according to a report by USA Today. Hogan had reportedly been driving with a friend when they stopped to respond to the accident, with Hogan helping the teen driver get out of her car by popping the car's airbags with tools he had on hand. According to a post by Sky Daily, Hogan's wife, the driver was shaken up but otherwise uninjured. "Last night, after we left dinner in Tampa, we saw a car flip in front of us! I truly admire my husband @hulkhogan and our good buddy @jakerask for springing into action, puncturing the girls airbag, and getting her quickly out of the car," read Daily's post, shared by TMZ. "By all appearances, she was unscathed, just really rattled, which is an absolute miracle!"
Imagine you've flipped your car. Dazed, you look around, trying to clear your head and orient yourself. Suddenly, you look to your left and see the Hulkster reaching out for you: “Take my hand, Brother!” Gotta be a surreal experience.
This Is Infuriating
Ohio SWAT Team Raids Wrong House, Seriously Injures Baby With Flashbang Grenade, Denies Responsibility
Courtney Price was at home on Wednesday taking care of her one-year-old son, Waylon, when they experienced a terrifying and traumatic altercation with local law enforcement. What should have been an ordinary day took a turn for the worse when SWAT officers broke into the home, searching for a suspect. In the aftermath of the raid, it was revealed that law enforcement had targeted the wrong home, and tragically, their actions resulted in the baby sustaining injuries. The events that unfolded left the family shaken and seeking justice for Waylon’s suffering.Read the entire story at the link. There are several trends I've noticed over the past 50 years that mirror the decline of our society, things like the decline of the nuclear family and the increase in homelessness, one of them is the degradation of the police from “Protect and Serve” to “Cower and Obey”. One of the things that has to be done as we recapture this country from the Marxists is a complete restructuring of police forces around this country. QI (qualified immunity) needs to be done away with, as does CAF (civil asset forfeiture). These two things turn local police departments into unaccountable revenue generators for local governments. I don't think most municipalities need SWAT teams, or if they do, their use should be strictly limited, and certainly they shouldn't be used for no-knock raids (which also need to be abolished). Opponents of these proposals will say that enacting them puts officer's lives at risk, and makes their jobs more dangerous. I agree. It will. But that's one of the main reasons that police are traditionally held in high regard in America. They have voluntarily accepted a role that puts them at risk to benefit the community as a whole. Too many police today want to be treated as paladins while acting like enforcers. You can't have it both ways.
Of Course, This Would Help Too
Seven months ago, Ohio started allowing citizens to carry concealed firearms without permits. A study has found that gun crime rates have since decreased in six of the eight largest cities in that state. pic.twitter.com/gKjDbzETfr
— Possum Reviews (@ReviewsPossum) January 16, 2024
In Politics
Iowa Was Bad, Bad News for Ron DeSantis
Well, Monday night kind of sucked. It super sucked. That’s the thing about politics – sometimes you win and sometimes you lose. While my candidate, Ron DeSantis, did come in second and beat 2004’s favorite daughter, Nikki Haley, which was nice, he came in a pretty distant second. I’d like to see a path for him to win the nomination. That would make me happy. He’s a very talented guy who doesn’t have a lot of the problems that Donald Trump has, such as the fact that about 53% of the voters irrationally hate former prezzy. But my party seems to be going in another direction. I don’t see a path for Ron DeSantis to win. New Hampshire’s primary voter roll is full of Democrats and suburban wine women. South Carolina loves Trump. What’s the state after that where he’s going to not just come back, but come back like a tsunami? I just don’t see it, and it doesn’t make me happy to say it. But I have to say what I think. And I think Iowa has made clear that the base is intent on riding Donald J. Trump all the way to the finish line.This strikes me as being true. And I think DJT has a shot at beating Biden. It's not a guarantee, but Biden is awful. My problem is that I don't think Biden's going to be the nominee, I'm pretty damn sure the Dems are planning a convention switch-a-roo to someone like Newsome or (Michelle) Obama. Fair or not, Trump has high negatives with moderates. Biden does too, so it balances out. But someone like Obama (1st woman! Slay Qween!) doesn't. That could be a hard road to hoe.
Insurrection The one ‘insurrectionist’ the federal government loves
Beyond a shadow of a doubt, one man called for protesters to storm the U.S. Capitol on January 6, 2021. That same man will not spend a day behind bars. If the federal prosecutors had wanted to prove that Ray Epps was a federal asset that day, they couldn’t have done a better job. Epps first appeared on the government’s most-wanted list days after January 6, 2021, but was promptly and mysteriously removed. That led to speculation that Epps might have been a government agent. Dozens of videos surfaced over the past three years showing Epps involved in behavior that, under the January 6 rules, should have resulted in an armed pre-dawn raid, pretrial detention, multiple felony charges, and ultimately, years in federal prison. But strangely, Epps was never arrested. On September 5, nearly three years after the events of January 6, the Justice Department sent Epps’ attorney a letter offering a plea deal on a single misdemeanor. Apparently, in conversations with the government that are not part of the public record, Epps accepted the deal, and with no fanfare, a case was initiated on September 18, 2023, and Epps accepted his plea deal four days later. Case closed.There was an insurrection on January 6. It's just not the one that the government and media keep trying to make you believe. Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by a bouncing baby boy:
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 18, 2024 10:00 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at January 18, 2024 10:00 PM (w3u3d)
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Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 18, 2024 10:00 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at January 18, 2024 10:01 PM (MvATi)
Posted by: mindful webworker - in person at January 18, 2024 10:01 PM (BmwFL)
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Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at January 18, 2024 10:01 PM (w3u3d)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 18, 2024 10:01 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Farmer at January 18, 2024 10:01 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2024 10:03 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 18, 2024 10:03 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2024 10:03 PM (TpxpJ)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 18, 2024 10:04 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Same Old Grind These Days at January 18, 2024 10:05 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 18, 2024 10:06 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 18, 2024 10:07 PM (05zAk)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 18, 2024 10:07 PM (/Mbcg)
Posted by: raimondo at January 18, 2024 10:07 PM (MXl8S)
It might be National Gourmet Coffee Day, but it was a better world when Mrs. Olson and Cora the Coffee Lady were around.
Posted by: Same Old Grind These Days
Cora was a witch.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2024 10:07 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 18, 2024 10:07 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 18, 2024 10:08 PM (naiw2)
Sorry I'm late. I was beating up some Millennial and taking xis lunch money to finance my opulent Boomer lifestyle.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2024 10:08 PM (MoZTd)
Three things parents should know ( number two will shock you!) Posted by: LASue at January 18, 2024 10:08 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Perhaps Homer is a lesbian too. I'd bet he likes to do what lesbians like to do.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2024 10:08 PM (TpxpJ)
Posted by: davidt at January 18, 2024 10:08 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 18, 2024 10:09 PM (05zAk)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 18, 2024 10:09 PM (ufFY8)
Karma should deliver bad things to that fucker.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 18, 2024 10:06 PM (ufFY
Like a visit from Hillary Clinton' Suicide Assistance Squad.
Posted by: RickZ at January 18, 2024 10:10 PM (emlEe)
but there will be snow for once!
Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at January 18, 2024 10:10 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: TRex at January 18, 2024 10:10 PM (IQ6Gq)
So why even bother? Why not just tear up the paperwork and ignore the whole thing? It's not like the government gives a shit what the public thinks.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2024 10:10 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2024 10:08 PM (MoZTd)
Remember to share per our secret boomer 'screw the millennials so we can live large' code of conduct.
Posted by: LASue at January 18, 2024 10:11 PM (Ed8Zd)
Karma should deliver bad things to that fucker.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 18, 2024 10:06 PM (ufFY
Like a visit from Hillary Clinton.
Posted by: RickZ
FTFY
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 18, 2024 10:11 PM (05zAk)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2024 10:08 PM (TpxpJ)
Homer drives a Subaru?
Posted by: RickZ at January 18, 2024 10:11 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Good To The Last Drop at January 18, 2024 10:12 PM (V5BDR)
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I'll bet the Baby Battering Ram is lit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 18, 2024 10:12 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: DangerGirl - SanityProd (tm), what's that? at January 18, 2024 10:13 PM (Qt9EI)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 18, 2024 10:13 PM (UjBI4)
My problem is that I don't think Biden's going to be the nominee, I'm pretty damn sure the Dems are planning a convention switch-a-roo to someone like Newsome or (Michelle) Obama.
The party that wails the most about Our Democracy is the one with the most thimble-rigged nomination process this side of a hereditary monarchy.
Out: Smoke-filled room
In: Weed-filled room
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2024 10:13 PM (MoZTd)
Amazing how many launches SpaceX wants to do. Like 150 in 2024. That one every two or three days.
Also, the first stage returning to Cape Canaveral was fucking amazing.
Cape Kennedy - whatever.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 18, 2024 10:13 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 18, 2024 10:13 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Bertram
Stanley is there.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 18, 2024 10:09 PM (05zAk)
I went back to the pic and was carefully searching for Stanley until I realized.......
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 18, 2024 10:13 PM (QGaXH)
lol love it!
I think the attitude might be the result of over-involved parents, plus having said parents subsidize nicer housing than I had until I was like 40
I lived in rat-infested crapholes during college (west Philly, so no I'm really not exaggerating that). one bad apartment after another, with random roommates as well. kitchens from the 70s (if you are lucky) and knob and tube wiring lol.
my parents were too busy with their new sweethearts to help us with anything - including college tuition. it wouldn't occur to me to look to my elders for support in the way that Millennials do - because they were often very much supported! which is a nice thing I guess? I have no idea I was raised by wolves.
Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at January 18, 2024 10:13 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: RickZ
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FTFY
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 18, 2024 10:11 PM (05zAk)
Naked.
That'll turn a guy gay.
Posted by: RickZ at January 18, 2024 10:14 PM (emlEe)
Well, at least the commentary on X is spot on. Not that long ago they'd have been banned.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 18, 2024 10:14 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 18, 2024 10:14 PM (UjBI4)
We danced in the streets when Joe Biden was elected. Do you remember? American cities staged the greatest spontaneous outpouring of joy since V-J Day with cars honking and strangers high-fiving one another on an unusually warm November weekend. When I ventured down to Black Lives Matter Plaza in Washington, D.C., on a Sunday night, a day and a half after the election had been called, the street party was still going. That was just three years ago.
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You were an idiot then; you're an idiot now.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 18, 2024 10:14 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 18, 2024 10:12 PM (bo7UB)
Nothing like a Baby Batter Ram!
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 18, 2024 10:15 PM (ufFY8)
Hammer focus on O' Berry of manly endeavors with other men and all his minions currently running the WH. "Is BIG MIKE gonna step in?
Hammer focus on Willie Brown and his..."Tutelage" ("She felt privileged to be under the tutelage of an experienced actor")
and Kameltoe's Harris.
Time to get down and dirty...and take no prisoners.
F**k the "HIGH" road this time around. These people mean to destroy the Republic so, do what you have to do...
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 18, 2024 10:17 PM (TDvv2)
Greek Baby Fire.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 18, 2024 10:14 PM (UjBI4)
So a high chair is just a baby siege tower?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 18, 2024 10:17 PM (z+89e)
Posted by: DangerGirl - SanityProd (tm), what's that? at January 18, 2024 10:18 PM (Qt9EI)
SpaceX Starlink 7-11 Launch
TONIGHT IN 2 HOURS
January 18th at 10:55 PM (ET)
http://tinyurl.com/4mc3x3ef
suplised moi aussi
Posted by: Ciampino - startled even at January 18, 2024 10:18 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Bernadette Castro at January 18, 2024 10:18 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 18, 2024 10:18 PM (0iIkZ)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 18, 2024 10:19 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2024 10:19 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism
Thank you. I'm so out of it, as far as knowing what is cool, that I needed to have that explained to me.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 18, 2024 10:19 PM (0Htd1)
That 2 hours is wrong, I copied and pasted old data. Just go to the link and check times.
Posted by: Ciampino - startled even? at January 18, 2024 10:19 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 18, 2024 10:20 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 18, 2024 10:17 PM (z+89e)
Does this make my 5+ foot cat tree a kitten siege tower? Yeah, it probably does.
Posted by: DangerGirl - SanityProd (tm), what's that? at January 18, 2024 10:20 PM (Qt9EI)
Posted by: Tonypete
Has Homer ever cheated on his wife? There was that episode with Lurleen the country singer where he couldn't go through with it because he admitted he loved Marge.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 18, 2024 10:20 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: RickZ at January 18, 2024 10:11 PM (emlEe)
wear mannish flannel shirts.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2024 10:20 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism
Hockey trophy? I thought that was his beer glass.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 18, 2024 10:21 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 18, 2024 10:21 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 18, 2024 10:20 PM (KAi1n)
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He's had some opportunities, but as far as I know, he's never actually gone through with any of them.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 18, 2024 10:21 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2024 10:21 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 18, 2024 10:22 PM (991eG)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2024 10:08 PM (MoZTd)
Remember to share per our secret boomer 'screw the millennials so we can live large' code of conduct.
Posted by: LASue at January 18, 2024 10:11 PM (Ed8Zd)
That thar is comment of the week material.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 18, 2024 10:22 PM (QGaXH)
The puppies are growing like little weeds. Their play time is becoming fast and furious as they learn how to control their bodies.
Play is very important for growing muscles, improving coordination, setting a pack hierarchy and teaching about just how far to go in a battle between (or among) siblings. Along with food and water, there are plenty of toys for them to have fights over in the outdoor pen.
Zeus, at 8 weeks, is lifting his leg to pee. Good boy!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2024 10:22 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: DangerGirl - SanityProd (tm), what's that? at January 18, 2024 10:20 PM (Qt9EI)
From my experience the Earth is a kitten siege tower. The whole planet is just a perch from which to launch attacks.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 18, 2024 10:23 PM (z+89e)
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 18, 2024 10:21 PM (TDvv2)
I would guess, only because they launched in FL a number of hours ago.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 18, 2024 10:23 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2024 10:22 PM (MoZTd)
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Hey! That was all over *my* leg!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 18, 2024 10:23 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Hillary's Jockstrap at January 18, 2024 10:24 PM (M1YRs)
Posted by: Dagny Taggart at January 18, 2024 10:24 PM (4OXRw)
Posted by: E. Hemingway's saddest stories at January 18, 2024 10:24 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 18, 2024 10:24 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2024 10:25 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 18, 2024 10:25 PM (poQog)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 18, 2024 10:23 PM (z+89e)
Very, very true. The higher the kitten, the more thorough the destruction.
Posted by: DangerGirl - SanityProd (tm), what's that? at January 18, 2024 10:25 PM (Qt9EI)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 18, 2024 10:25 PM (991eG)
Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2024 10:25 PM (geLO8)
We danced in the streets when Joe Biden was elected. Yelling, "Free shit for everyone!!" Do you remember?
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 18, 2024 10:26 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Adriane the Flying Car Critic . . . at January 18, 2024 10:26 PM (t8ttq)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 18, 2024 10:23 PM (BpYfr)
For some reason Mrs DIG and I had Bluey on, and the Dad was in the bathroom, and said he peed on his leg.
Pretty funny.
Of course he is an Aussie Blue Heeler, so...
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 18, 2024 10:26 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: mindful webworker - imho at January 18, 2024 10:26 PM (BmwFL)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Dude. Are you seriously going to misgender a lesbian bar?
Posted by: SFGoth at January 18, 2024 10:26 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Fyathyrio at January 18, 2024 10:26 PM (M1YRs)
46 On my way home tonight I noticed that there's a man who's actually named Herod running for town council, and his signs are starting to go up. I don't know much about him but I might get one of his signs, just because it would tickle me to have a VOTE FOR HEROD!!! sign in my yard.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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A head on every platter!
Posted by: screaming in digital at January 18, 2024 07:48 PM (i671v)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 18, 2024 10:26 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: LASue at January 18, 2024 10:27 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 18, 2024 10:27 PM (991eG)
row
a hard row to hoe
sorry can't help it
Posted by: Don Black
You try tilling the damn asphalt !!!!
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Posted by: Ciampino - Biscuits is looking for a tom at January 18, 2024 10:27 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 18, 2024 10:27 PM (oaVOQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2024 10:28 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2024 10:28 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at January 18, 2024 10:13 PM (AcWfM)
One college apartment I lived in had one of those old 1940's style refrigerators which looked to be a box with a coil on top of it.
Thing worked just fine......
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 18, 2024 10:29 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Tonypete
Complain?
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 18, 2024 10:30 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 18, 2024 10:23 PM (z+89e)
Very, very true. The higher the kitten, the more thorough the destruction.
Posted by: DangerGirl
That itty bitty gray kitten in the cafe that got all 'o noes you didnint' when his momma pointed that finger. That little boy is gonna be a big wholesale can of whuparse when he grows into them paws.
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 18, 2024 10:30 PM (3CCua)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2024 10:22 PM (MoZTd)
Hell, Zeus has me beat. I'm well beyond 8 weeks old and could never do that (without making a mess).
Posted by: RickZ at January 18, 2024 10:30 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 18, 2024 10:21 PM (TDvv2)
I would guess, only because they launched in FL a number of hours ago.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 18, 2024 10:23 PM (ufFY
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Well, as long as the launches aren't out of Montana or N Dakota.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2024 10:30 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Fyathyrio at January 18, 2024 10:26 PM (M1YRs)
We've oppressed her mightily We owe it to her
Posted by: LASue at January 18, 2024 10:30 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: The Rank Organization at January 18, 2024 10:30 PM (V5BDR)
Totalitarian revolutions don't come from the poor and downtrodden. They come from midwits who think they deserve better.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2024 10:31 PM (MoZTd)
But I don't know that it damns the chain world wide that one restaurant served an under cooked hamburger...
I've gotten undercooked chicken twice from big named restaurants in the US...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 18, 2024 10:31 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Muldoon
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I did that once. Finger got stuck in my nose for a week.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 18, 2024 10:31 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Tonypete
Complain?
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January
Lol
Posted by: LASue at January 18, 2024 10:32 PM (Ed8Zd)
Thing worked just fine......
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue
In every shithole I lived in during college you could always get a faint whiff of natural gas from the leaky, trashed gas stove.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2024 10:32 PM (TpxpJ)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 18, 2024 10:32 PM (xG4kz)
Perhaps Homer is a lesbian too. I'd bet he likes to do what lesbians like to do.
Posted by: Tonypete
Complain?
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah
Beat the tar out of each other?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2024 10:32 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: DangerGirl - SanityProd (tm), what's that? at January 18, 2024 10:18 PM (Qt9EI)
Global warming in action......
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 18, 2024 10:32 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I stand with Israel and all Jews everywhere at January 18, 2024 10:33 PM (6TzTY)
>> It's not like the government gives a shit what the public thinks.
The Chefs Kiss of the whole Epps grotesquery, was the judge, who was throwing the book at every other J6er that was before him, actually reduced the requested penalty the government was seeking, told Epps he had been through a lot, and hoped he would be able to find peace and move on with his life.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 18, 2024 10:33 PM (XV/Pl)
That is why I haven't frequented a Red Robin in years. Undercooked meat.
Gross.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 18, 2024 10:34 PM (ufFY8)
then an employee came out and gathered up all the hats and carted them away
do you get your hat back after the game? Because they're not cheap.
Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2024 10:34 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 18, 2024 10:30 PM (3CCua)
That one's gonna be a mess of trouble for sure.
Posted by: DangerGirl - SanityProd (tm), what's that? at January 18, 2024 10:34 PM (Qt9EI)
Perhaps Homer is a lesbian too. I'd bet he likes to do what lesbians like to do.
Posted by: Tonypete
Complain?
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah
Thump on their partners
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 18, 2024 10:34 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
I once had a male dog who usually didn't lift his leg to pee. I figured he was probably gay.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 18, 2024 10:35 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Hillary's Jockstrap at January 18, 2024 10:24 PM (M1YRs)
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Also retired cops are exempt from that State's gun laws in most places. That is wrong and needs to go away until all gun laws are rescinded as unconstitutional.
Posted by: Ciampino - do you understand 'shall not be infringed'??? at January 18, 2024 10:35 PM (qfLjt)
And me, I'd be standing there, recovering, and say, "Has anyone ever told you that you like that wrestler dude? I can't remember his name."
Posted by: GWB at January 18, 2024 10:36 PM (32nmx)
Posted by: Muldoon
Acetone or use your nail polish remover (stinks; but, it's the same stuff).
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 18, 2024 10:36 PM (05zAk)
Posted by: Barky at January 18, 2024 10:36 PM (5h/8D)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 18, 2024 10:32 PM (QGaXH)
But it's 20 degrees! Where's my damn precipitation?
Posted by: DangerGirl - SanityProd (tm), what's that? at January 18, 2024 10:36 PM (Qt9EI)
Posted by: LASue at January 18, 2024 10:27 PM (Ed8Zd)
I still do some of those things.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 18, 2024 10:36 PM (QGaXH)
then an employee came out and gathered up all the hats and carted them away
do you get your hat back after the game? Because they're not cheap.
Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2024 10:34 PM (geLO
Of course. You just write your seat number on the inside of the hat and match it with your ticket stub after the game.
Posted by: RickZ at January 18, 2024 10:37 PM (emlEe)
annnnnd...you have all been had for 50 bucks for a 22 dollar thermos...Capitalism on they very best of days and STILL working!!!
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 18, 2024 10:37 PM (TDvv2)
The only fast food I really like is Taco Bell, its basically some meat, lettuce and tomatoes.
If you eat two crunchy taco supremes and some unsweetened Ice Tea, that's as close to health food as you're going to get in the fast food world.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 18, 2024 10:37 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Why are you hoeing a road? at January 18, 2024 10:38 PM (pjs7m)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 18, 2024 10:35 PM (0Htd1)
I had one of these too. Lived 13 years, never once lifted the leg. Would LEAN into the pee stance.
Posted by: DangerGirl - SanityProd (tm), what's that? at January 18, 2024 10:38 PM (Qt9EI)
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 18, 2024 10:27 PM (oaVOQ)
Friedman was not as free market as one might hope. Rothbard was more free market, as are Per Bylund and Hans-Hermann Hoppe. And Jesus Huerta de Soto, for that matter
Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2024 10:38 PM (D7oie)
I'd like to think I'm comfortable in retirement, even though I never sweated my finances. I never acquired any expensive hobbies. Though I married into one.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2024 10:39 PM (MoZTd)
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*Burger King's Gayburger has entered the chat*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 18, 2024 10:39 PM (IJevL)
Posted by: Fyathyrio at January 18, 2024 10:26 PM (M1YRs)
She has two dicks?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2024 10:39 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2024 10:08
You nasty Boomer you. Somewhere I saw a discussion on these labels, maybe it was The Five. Now we've gone thru Gen X, Y and Z it's now Gen Alpha?
I'll stand by my Boomer status and from there say this whole labeling "generations" is BS.
Sincerely,
I guess I'm now an old dude
Posted by: Farmer at January 18, 2024 10:40 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2024 10:34 PM (geLO
Make damned sure you don't get the hat from that dude in the blue sweater. His kid has head lice.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2024 10:40 PM (W/lyH)
I was watching a clip of a female comedian and like most modern female comics she was telling "jokes" about...sex.
Her act was basically why is it guys you want to do...that thing... won't do it and guys that tell you they'll do...that thing...that even swear they love eating...that thing...are the kind of guys you never want near your thing?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 18, 2024 10:40 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Tonypete
Hah! I did an image search on that, and yup!
There's a picture of Homer wearing a flannel shirt.
Posted by: mikeski at January 18, 2024 10:41 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 18, 2024 10:41 PM (IJevL)
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melanin, and the media's undying devotion
Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2024 10:41 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2024 10:42 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Fyathyrio at January 18, 2024 10:26 PM (M1YRs)
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Damn. The one place I never thought to look.
Posted by: Barky O'Shithead at January 18, 2024 10:42 PM (IJevL)
Or it could be a hard ho to row.
Posted by: GWB at January 18, 2024 10:42 PM (32nmx)
then an employee came out and gathered up all the hats and carted them away
do you get your hat back after the game? Because they're not cheap.
Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2024 10:34 PM (geLO
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You need to search for it in the barrel.
Posted by: Ciampino - do you understand 'shall not be infringed'?? at January 18, 2024 10:43 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 18, 2024 10:43 PM (EXyHK)
My puppy is 5 months old and he's still squatting. Go figure.
Posted by: Tuna at January 18, 2024 10:43 PM (oaGWv)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 18, 2024 10:44 PM (Y6IkP)
Amen
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 18, 2024 10:44 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 18, 2024 10:44 PM (Y6IkP)
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Stolen
Posted by: Raffi at January 18, 2024 10:45 PM (IJevL)
Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2024 10:34 PM (geLO
No, you do not...
Posted by: browndog won't wear someone else's hat...ever at January 18, 2024 10:45 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2024 10:34 PM (geLO
Hato is el gono
Posted by: a dude in MI at January 18, 2024 10:46 PM (+I6Y/)
New: "Whatever gets me home safe tonight."
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 18, 2024 10:46 PM (Z/9V6)
I'd like to think I'm comfortable in retirement, even though I never sweated my finances. I never acquired any expensive hobbies. Though I married into one.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2024 10:39 PM (MoZTd)
I married an expensive hobby too. But it was her timely investment of nearly all her inheritance from her dad that put us over the top financially. She bought Apple in 2010 after she saw Jim Cramer dancing around his set wearing an apple costume....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 18, 2024 10:46 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2024 10:46 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Buckley is 12 weeks and still squats...
Posted by: lin-duh at January 18, 2024 10:47 PM (QBwwm)
Posted by: GWB at January 18, 2024 10:47 PM (32nmx)
In every shithole I lived in during college you could always get a faint whiff of natural gas from the leaky, trashed gas stove.
Posted by: Tonypete
True science fact -- the formerly stereotypical suicide act of sticking one's head in a gas oven with the gas running these says will merely make you sick from the mercaptan compounds they add to the gas to give is a noticeable odor.
However, years ago when the supplied gas for ovens was obtained via the coal gasification reaction, the burnable component consisted of mixture of carbon monoxide and hydrogen in roughly equal quantities by volume. It was the carbon monoxide that would suffocate you when you stuck your head in the oven for a prolonged period of time.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 18, 2024 10:48 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Hats Off! at January 18, 2024 10:48 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 18, 2024 10:48 PM (IJevL)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at January 18, 2024 10:49 PM (iODuv)
Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2024 10:46 PM (geLO
No...
You really think a guy in the upper bowl is gonna try to chuck his lid all that way down to the ice.
Not hardly.
Posted by: browndog won't wear someone else's hat...ever at January 18, 2024 10:50 PM (TTAGa)
Had trouble getting to sleep last night. Finally able to rest peacefully after we got the two racing giraffes into their kennels.
Have no idea what inspired that weird bit of dream.
But, they were really cool, tall kennels.
🦒 🦒 💤
Posted by: mindful webworker - cleaning out the cages... at January 18, 2024 10:50 PM (BmwFL)
Posted by: Why are you hoeing a road? at January 18, 2024 10:38 PM (pjs7m)
That hoe's for the streets
Posted by: banana Dream at January 18, 2024 10:50 PM (Y6IkP)
Zeus right now is our pick puppy. He's a good, solid boy with a fine head and body, nice movement and a placid temperament. He's also a vibrant red and should have a striking appearance.
We have been in the habit of keeping our litters, but Delilah's two litters are going to be dispersed. Lila's brothers and sister are fine dogs that finished their championships quickly but languished at home while she took all the laurels. We want to give these youngsters their opportunity to shine.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2024 10:51 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2024 10:51 PM (W/lyH)
Amen
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 18, 2024 10:44 PM (ynpvh)
I'm angry after reading the article. Lies after Lies after Lies by the police on what they did and why.
The city and police department need to be sued into bankruptcy over this.
Police: "Flashbangs were only used outside"
Ring video: shows police throwing them IN house
Police: "Oh, baby already had pneumonia
Hospital: "He has chemical pneumonitis, heart is irritated and inflamed, chemical burns around his eyes, light chemical burns on his chest, arms, belly
Yeah, fucking liars.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 18, 2024 10:51 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Tuna at January 18, 2024 10:43
Our pup is 6 months today. He never has squatted, it's different as our past 2 dogs are female. He's Flash, the Gordon Setter, and that's true when he pees.
Posted by: Farmer at January 18, 2024 10:51 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 18, 2024 10:17 PM (S6gqv)
So you blew the margins on two threads in a row!
That's nice.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...liberal esthete at January 18, 2024 10:52 PM (gSZYf)
Posted by: Cliff Clavin at January 18, 2024 10:52 PM (5h/8D)
... that even swear they love eating...that thing
Are we still talking about undercooked hamburgers?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 18, 2024 10:52 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at January 18, 2024 10:49 PM (iODuv)
I wouldn't shed a tear if the Chief was done the same way by FIB SWAT that had the wrong address.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 18, 2024 10:53 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 18, 2024 10:53 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: Why are you hoeing a road? at January 18, 2024 10:38 PM (pjs7m)
That hoe's for the streets
Posted by: banana Dream at January 18, 2024 10:50 PM (Y6IkP)
I've been on some dirt streets that were very muddy after rain. They seemed hoeable.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 18, 2024 10:53 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 18, 2024 10:54 PM (Y6IkP)
Posted by: Scooby-Dum at January 18, 2024 10:54 PM (pjs7m)
Evening, all.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at January 18, 2024 10:54 PM (mvAZ0)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 18, 2024 10:54 PM (Y6IkP)
Raises hand...
Posted by: browndog won't wear someone else's hat...ever at January 18, 2024 10:55 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 18, 2024 10:53 PM (EXyHK)
Some gals are tough sows to plow.
Posted by: Ancient Chinese Philosopher-Farmer at January 18, 2024 10:56 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 18, 2024 10:27 PM (oaVOQ)
Friedman was not as free market as one might hope. Rothbard was more free market, as are Per Bylund and Hans-Hermann Hoppe. And Jesus Huerta de Soto, for that matter
Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2024 10:38 PM (D7oie)
Maybe not as extreme, but he was a tireless advocate of free markets; as shown, for example, by his weekly column in Newsweek and his very readable book "Capitalism and Freedom".
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 18, 2024 10:56 PM (uRUXS)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 18, 2024 10:53 PM (ynpvh)
Yep. A real heartbreaker. Yep. For sure.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at January 18, 2024 10:57 PM (iODuv)
Posted by: Ciampino - do you understand 'shall not be infringed'?? at January 18, 2024 10:57 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: browndog won't wear someone else's hat...ever at January 18, 2024 10:55 PM (TTAGa)
In the south was the first time I heard that. And specifically for a knit cap.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 18, 2024 10:57 PM (Y6IkP)
Posted by: Ciampino - do you understand 'shall not be infringed'?? at January 18, 2024 10:57 PM (qfLjt)
Oooh!!!
Posted by: S. Fluke at January 18, 2024 10:58 PM (iODuv)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 18, 2024 10:58 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 18, 2024 10:54 PM (Y6IkP)
Yeah, I have but I always thought the word had way too many syllables when 'hat' would do.
Posted by: Ancient Chinese Philosopher-Farmer at January 18, 2024 10:58 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: RickZ at January 18, 2024 10:59 PM (emlEe)
Like u & Ace, I prefer/ed* DeSantis too.
However, you talk about "53% of the electorate irrationally hating Trump." Well, they seem to irrationally hate DeSantis by a little bit MORE. DeSantis never runs better against Biden than Trump. So I can't readily accept that DeS would have a better chance of winning.
As for a switcheroo at the DEM convention, I just don't believe it. If the DEM powerbrokers could've persuaded Biden to quit, it would've already happened. The supposed switcheroo is 100% Biden's decision now, & his alone. Why would he change his mind NOW, when the nomination is in his hip pocket? What leverage do the DEM powerbrokers have over Biden NOW? I'd suggest exactly none.
* as always, the GOP primary in MO, where I vote, occurs LOONG after the GOP nominee has been selected.
Posted by: mnw at January 18, 2024 10:59 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 18, 2024 10:57 PM (Y6IkP)
Can't recollect where I heard the phrase, but yes - a type of knit hat.
Posted by: browndog won't wear someone else's hat...ever at January 18, 2024 11:00 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Pepe LePew at January 18, 2024 11:00 PM (V5BDR)
http://tinyurl.com/3zarsm77
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 18, 2024 11:01 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Pepe LePew at January 18, 2024 11:00 PM (V5BDR)
A different type of "salad" dressing as it were...
Posted by: browndog won't wear someone else's hat...ever at January 18, 2024 11:02 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 18, 2024 10:54 PM (Y6IkP)
Yeah, I have but I always thought the word had way too many syllables when 'hat' would do.
Posted by: Ancient Chinese Philosopher-Farmer at January 18, 2024 10:58 PM (emlEe)
Good point.
I've had the same thoughts about English and Spanish; some words in English are much, much smaller.
German is great for long words.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 18, 2024 11:03 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: zigzag at January 18, 2024 11:03 PM (6+vMo)
Posted by: chris+opher at January 18, 2024 11:03 PM (dSco/)
Are we still talking about undercooked hamburgers?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
I thought we were talking about tounge and groove hard wood flooring.
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 18, 2024 11:03 PM (3CCua)
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 18, 2024 10:56 PM (uRUXS)
In a subject created out of bad suppositions and immoral intentions, yes, Friedman shone like a star. It is amazing how successful even a tepid belief can get, when it seems that it is impossible to get traction against the mainstream theories.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2024 11:03 PM (D7oie)
Like u & Ace, I prefer/ed* DeSantis too.
However, you talk about "53% of the electorate irrationally hating Trump." Well, they seem to irrationally hate DeSantis by a little bit MORE. DeSantis never runs better against Biden than Trump. So I can't readily accept that DeS would have a better chance of winning.
As for a switcheroo at the DEM convention, I just don't believe it. If the DEM powerbrokers could've persuaded Biden to quit, it would've already happened. The supposed switcheroo is 100% Biden's decision now, & his alone. Why would he change his mind NOW, when the nomination is in his hip pocket? What leverage do the DEM powerbrokers have over Biden NOW? I'd suggest exactly none.
* as always, the GOP primary in MO, where I vote, occurs LOONG after the GOP nominee has been selected.
Posted by: mnw at January 18, 2024 10:59 PM (NLIak)
The dems can always hire Hillary as their candidate consultant.
::: another suicide, shame that! :::
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 18, 2024 11:04 PM (ynpvh)
All hockey arenas are required by law to stock a delousing station to deal with the headgear. It's required for hockey gear in general. You'd know if you'd ever ridden in a car, van, or bus with hockey players in it.
Posted by: Pepe LePew
The locker room of my home town's semiprofessional hockey team was one truly rank place to be. The team's player-coach was my best friend's dad and we both sold programs at their home games, so I was in there for more times than I'd care to count.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 18, 2024 11:04 PM (xG4kz)
Speaking of space launches, Julien auction house has a bunch of NASA stuff up right now. Not quite enough to go Salvage One but pretty cool nonetheless.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair
Nip it in the bud!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2024 11:05 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 18, 2024 11:06 PM (PIW9m)
This kid has a great space launch voice, but when you see him you realize that Musk does a different kind of diversity hiring than the government ever dreamed of.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 18, 2024 11:07 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 18, 2024 11:06 PM (PIW9m)
I'd trade in a heartbeat. Even the long ones.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 18, 2024 11:08 PM (ynpvh)
I've had the same thoughts about English and Spanish; some words in English are much, much smaller.
German is great for long words.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 18, 2024 11:03 PM (ynpvh)
Same for the other toboggan. I call it a 'sled' for the same reason. When you're a kid, who wants to spend time learnin' and spittin' out fifty-cent words?
Posted by: RickZ at January 18, 2024 11:09 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy
They work for the taxpayers. As we all know that means that they don't have to take responsibility for their screw ups.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 18, 2024 11:09 PM (0Htd1)
With the Bluz, this problem is largely hypothetical, of course. Kyrou did have one recently, though.
Posted by: mnw at January 18, 2024 11:10 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: zigzag at January 18, 2024 11:11 PM (6u4gN)
Posted by: Eponymous Cracker at January 18, 2024 11:11 PM (gOIFO)
I've had the same thoughts about English and Spanish; some words in English are much, much smaller.
German is great for long words.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 18, 2024 11:03 PM (ynpvh)
Same for the other toboggan. I call it a 'sled' for the same reason. When you're a kid, who wants to spend time learnin' and spittin' out fifty-cent words?
Posted by: RickZ at January 18, 2024 11:09 PM (emlEe)
I was writing repair instructions for a...device meant to be repaired by patriotic folks who might not have the widest vocabulary, and the very Sr. engineer on the project told me not to use 10¢ words. Apparently via (by way of) was one of those 10¢ words.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 18, 2024 11:11 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 18, 2024 10:48
I've found an interesting mystery. Apparently Jules's Grandfather had an earlier wife than Grandma. Mary committed suicide by gassing herself in their apt, don't know if her head was in the oven.
No one in her family ever admitted to knowing about this first wife. Weird.
Posted by: Farmer at January 18, 2024 11:11 PM (55Qr6)
This article relates to the top pic above. Totally worth the read. Because if any of you are like me I have no f*****g idea what's going on in the world anymore.
The Grauniad: Stanley cups took the world by storm. Then the backlash began
Long marketed to men, the reusable water bottles underwent a TikTok-fueled transformation. Can it last?
http://tinyurl.com/2arzavmr
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2024 11:11 PM (1Yy3c)
Seriously, I bet the personal injury lawyers are lined up outside that house.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 18, 2024 11:12 PM (3UsVM)
The family must not have had a dog. Otherwise the police probably would have shot it. In the city where I used to live there was some bad public relations for the police for awhile. There had been a few times where they shot dogs under questionable circumstances.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 18, 2024 11:14 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Titanium White at January 18, 2024 11:15 PM (wNewd)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 18, 2024 10:48
I've found an interesting mystery. Apparently Jules's Grandfather had an earlier wife than Grandma. Mary committed suicide by gassing herself in their apt, don't know if her head was in the oven.
No one in her family ever admitted to knowing about this first wife. Weird.
Posted by: Farmer at January 18, 2024 11:11 PM (55Qr6)
Had a member of my larger family who was so angry his wife opened a few Christmas presents with the kids that he took his WW1 handgun, went upstairs and shot the baby boy (who died), shot his daughter (who lived), then went to his wife and said, "Look what you made me do" before blowing his brains out.
Obituary of the daughter (many, many years later--she lived to be almost 90) only said that her Dad and brother died in a tragedy. I can understand why they left out the details.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 18, 2024 11:16 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2024 11:03 PM (D7oie)
I'm not at all clear on what you're saying. Are you slamming economics? Free markets? What? In any case, if he could see the country 17 years aftervhis death, he might wonder if anyone had paid attention.
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 18, 2024 11:16 PM (19LxV)
Constant chill deep inside
Shouting gun, on they run through the endless grey
On they fight, for the right, yes, but who's to say?
For a hill, men would kill, why? They do not know
Stiffened wounds test their pride
Men of five, still alive through the raging glow
Gone insane from the pain that they surely know
For whom the bell tolls
Time marches on
For whom the bell tolls
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 18, 2024 11:16 PM (WF/xn)
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I refuse to believe that McDonalds hasn't pre-cooked the burgers to the extent that they're rendered harmless, and all the $20/hour employees have to do is slightly burn them on the flat-top before dropping them on the floor and putting them on the bun.
Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden at January 18, 2024 11:16 PM (+RC1q)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 18, 2024 11:18 PM (Of5dT)
Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden at January 18, 2024 11:18 PM (+RC1q)
So I thawed them in the microwave and made a chicken patty sandwich. First bite, I'm chewing and realizing the texture seemed wrong; Yes, they were RAW.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 18, 2024 11:18 PM (ynpvh)
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Grew up and lived in the South my entire life. That's the only term I've ever known for cold-weather knit type pull-down skullcap sorts of things.
Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden at January 18, 2024 11:19 PM (+RC1q)
Fortification Fornication
...
I want to fill your moats and motte your baila'
and siege your bastions to your crenelation
Yeaaaah I'm comin' with my baby ballista!
...
Posted by: banana Dream at January 18, 2024 11:19 PM (Y6IkP)
Posted by: mnw at January 18, 2024 10:59 PM (NLIak)
DING DING DING DING DING!!!!!!!
There's a *vague* possibility that Kamala could bail. There's a vague possibility that the government could reveal it has been communicating with intergalactic space aliens. The likelihood of either happening are as likely as my being struck by lightning while making love to Taylor Swift and Gal Gadot at the same time.
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2024 11:20 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Farmer at January 18, 2024 11:11 PM (55Qr6)
Back then, you didn't talk about such tragedies. Had a teen cousin I don't remember killed in a hunting accident. He was never mentioned. Two years before I was born, I had a six-year-old brother die. No one ever talked about him. I had to ask my Mom when I was a teen to get information on such people/events. Right or wrong, you could say the living move on.
Posted by: RickZ at January 18, 2024 11:20 PM (emlEe)
Night.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 18, 2024 11:20 PM (ynpvh)
Launch SCRUBBED till tomorrow. I'll post details tomorrow.
Skip, you didn't miss anything as it got scrubbed.
Vandenberg SFB seems to have shitty weather for being on the Pacific side. I don't know if this was a launch problem or a booster recovery problem, the latter is very sensitive to wind speeds, with that vertical, tail-first landing on a ship. The ship today is "Of Course I Still Love You".
Musk needs two more recovery ships: "My Wife Knows Everything" and "My Wife Knows Nothing".
Posted by: Ciampino - do you understand 'shall not be infringed'? at January 18, 2024 11:20 PM (qfLjt)
WANT A LOT?
CALL ALL FIVES
RAMISWAMY
1-855-555-5555
Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden at January 18, 2024 11:18 PM (+RC1q)
heh.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2024 11:21 PM (tkR6S)
So I thawed them in the microwave and made a chicken patty sandwich. First bite, I'm chewing and realizing the texture seemed wrong; Yes, they were RAW.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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I'm the exclusive cook in our family and I've seen that more and more in bagged frozen chicken that states fully cooked on the package. I've had it happen personally twice with two different brands, and a friend mentioned it out of the blue the other day happening to them.
Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden at January 18, 2024 11:21 PM (+RC1q)
I’d love to think this, but I suspect they prefer easy cases. And suing the police or city is not easy.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 18, 2024 11:21 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: Titanium White at January 18, 2024 11:22 PM (wNewd)
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2024 11:20 PM (1Yy3c)
In the event of that happening, you would need a lightning bolt to recharge.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2024 11:24 PM (tkR6S)
The locker room of my home town's semiprofessional hockey team was one truly rank place to be. The team's player-coach was my best friend's dad and we both sold programs at their home games, so I was in there for more times than I'd care to count.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 18, 2024 11:04 PM (xG4kz)
___________
"Hey, guys, we're on a winning streak. Let's not jinx ourselves by taking showers."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2024 11:24 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 18, 2024 11:18 PM (Of5dT)
Wait...are you talking about the "I see dead people" Sixth Sense?
No, no code deciphering in that movie.
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2024 11:24 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden at January 18, 2024 11:25 PM (+RC1q)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 18, 2024 11:25 PM (WF/xn)
Eithan Haim, Whistleblower Exposed Texas Children’s Hospital For ‘Lying To The Public’ Regarding Gender-Affirming Surgeries
Last spring, I published a whistleblower report on the secret sex-change program at Texas Children’s Hospital. (part of the Texas Medical Center, the largest and most presteigous medical center in the world and home of the idiot *Dr. Hotez pusher of fake medicine from the TMC's Baylor Medical) The hospital had promised to stop such procedures, which included the administration of puberty blockers and cross-sex hormones—but in fact, it continued to perform transgender medical interventions on children as young as 11.
http://tinyurl.com/yc3mfjd6
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While the Texas Children’s Hospital has reportedly said it would not provide such procedures to minors, Dr. Haim came forward as a whistleblower and gave documents to journalist Christopher Rufo that allegedly expose the hospital for behaving otherwise.
part 1
Posted by: Braenyard at January 18, 2024 11:25 PM (Of5dT)
The documents claim the children’s hospital has never abided by the Texas law. In one instance, a doctor allegedly surgically inserted a drug-delivery implant in an 11-year-old patient. plus video of HHS’s Rachel Levine Pushes Doctors, Pediatricians to Be “Proactive” “Ambassadors” for Trans Ideology
_Breitbart http://tinyurl.com/5ee2jx88
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Doctor Blew The Whistle On His Hospital’s Transgender Clinic. Now The Feds Are Trying To Ruin His Life. _DailyWire http://tinyurl.com/4hddyy2r
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Healthcare is Turning Texas Blue, Mary Talley Bowden M.D.
https://is.gd/u8Zfzc
If the TMC goes we will have socialized medicine and they won't give a shit about you. If they cut off the youth of America's tit's and dicks what will they do for you.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 18, 2024 11:25 PM (Of5dT)
Posted by: Titanium White at January 18, 2024 11:26 PM (wNewd)
Posted by: Eponymous Cracker at January 18, 2024 11:27 PM (gOIFO)
The DEM rank & file voters LIKE Bernie, but Biden? Not so much.
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, Bernie!
Posted by: mnw at January 18, 2024 11:27 PM (NLIak)
I'd come back from three days of fire school at A&M and Her Majesty wouldn't even let me in the house.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2024 11:28 PM (MoZTd)
Dude I was stationed with from MS said that. Sled on your head? WTF.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 18, 2024 11:28 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 18, 2024 11:25 PM (WF/xn)
Paige Spiranac has some talent with balls...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2024 11:28 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: mnw at January 18, 2024 10:59 PM (NLIak)
This is shaping up like some logic puzzle ("Prisoner's Dilemma?): If Trump stays in Biden stays in because FJB beats DJT, but if Trump us out, the Biden gets out....
Just guesswork
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 18, 2024 11:29 PM (HrbdM)
then an employee came out and gathered up all the hats and carted them away
do you get your hat back after the game? Because they're not cheap.
Posted by: Don Black
I think the refs should have to personally return hats to the fans if they disallow a hat-trick goal on review.
Posted by: mikeski at January 18, 2024 11:29 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 18, 2024 11:21 PM (EXyHK)
I was thinking along similar lines. You'd want an attorney experienced in going after government because of the intimidation factor government has at its disposal. As you say, personal injury attorneys want to settle quickly, walk away with their cut and move on to the next case. When you have this much of a knee-jerk reaction to this malfeasance/obfuscation/bullshit police screw-up, and with the injuries the plaintiffs sustained, the case is going to be anything but quick.
Posted by: RickZ at January 18, 2024 11:30 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Bring Out Your Near-Dead! at January 18, 2024 11:31 PM (V5BDR)
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Dang. Thanks.
Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden at January 18, 2024 11:31 PM (+RC1q)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2024 11:31 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Fyathyrio at January 18, 2024 10:26 PM (M1YRs)
She worked as a lawyer for about a year before getting bored with the grunt work first year lawyers all have to do. Then she worked in the mayor's office in Chicago, a place where at least one Alderman was wearing a wire for law enforcement for twelve years. Then she pounded out two children, presumably Barack's. And when Barack was elected, a Chicago Hospital invented a high-paying position for her. The position did not exist before she was hired and was not filled when she quit and the only thing she did in the position was propose an illegal patient dumping scheme to get rid of patients without insurance or Medicaid. Then of course, she lectured the country for eight years will taking multimillion dollar vacations. Following her time in the Whitehouse, she wrote a book that netted her 8 figures and likely sold 50 or 60 thousand copies. And now she and her husband get paid eight figures a year to put their names on other people's work at Netflix. That's the 'highlights'.
Posted by: JB1000 at January 18, 2024 11:32 PM (NBM7T)
The original Joe will be secretly bundled off to a nursing home, to hopefully survive until a year or so after his second term ends so he can expire publicly.
The body double will reappear in Vegas, doing a Biden impersonation comedy act in a second-rate casino.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 18, 2024 11:32 PM (3UsVM)
Posted by: mnw at January 18, 2024 11:27 PM (NLIak)
He's deciding which house he wants to stay at tonight.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 18, 2024 11:33 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Titanium White
A mist sprayer with vodka kills a lot of stench.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 18, 2024 11:33 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Titanium White
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Had food poisoning when I was a kid. It was a whopper. Sick for days. Puck food, outgas the house, puke, sick, whoof.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 18, 2024 11:34 PM (Of5dT)
Posted by: Fyathyrio at January 18, 2024 10:26 PM (M1YRs)
She got her own dick
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 18, 2024 11:34 PM (WF/xn)
Posted by: Lofty Goals at January 18, 2024 11:34 PM (V5BDR)
It’s typical left opposite-speak. “We want to destroy gender. So we call it gender-affirming.”
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 18, 2024 11:35 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: Eponymous Cracker at January 18, 2024 11:35 PM (gOIFO)
Posted by: Bring Out Your Near-Dead!
He's too lazy to even die.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2024 11:35 PM (TpxpJ)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 18, 2024 11:36 PM (WF/xn)
Just guesswork
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 18, 2024 11:29 PM (HrbdM)
Hey, watch it!
Posted by: Professional Political Tea Leaves Reader at January 18, 2024 11:36 PM (emlEe)
On the other hand, the general public don’t have police officers backs when something does go down, and so in general I feel that the average beat cop has every right to give you and your so-called police accountability proposals the middle finger and to tell you to go suck their cock or t&at, and they wouldn’t be wrong.
Posted by: Not Fat Dumb Ron at January 18, 2024 11:37 PM (Kkure)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 18, 2024 11:37 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 18, 2024 11:38 PM (WF/xn)
Posted by: Bring Out Your Near-Dead! at January 18, 2024 11:31 PM (V5BDR)
Pffft! Communists make iron clad deals with Satan. Think...how long has Jimmeh f*****g Carter been in hospice now? Dude ain't goin' no place.
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2024 11:39 PM (1Yy3c)
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None for anything. If she runs and wins games up it'll be a wild time.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 18, 2024 11:39 PM (Of5dT)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 18, 2024 11:38 PM (WF/xn)
Both ends. It was awful.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 18, 2024 11:40 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 18, 2024 11:41 PM (V8he0)
Gender-affirming surgery is a lie, in and of itself.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Gender-affirming would be reattachment surgery after an accident.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2024 11:41 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Eponymous Cracker at January 18, 2024 11:42 PM (gOIFO)
Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden at January 18, 2024 11:42 PM (+RC1q)
Posted by: Bring Out Your Near-Dead!
He's too lazy to even die.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2024 11:35 PM (TpxpJ)
LOL! And lazin' it away in those he hot with salaries from taxpayers.
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 18, 2024 11:42 PM (hjs+t)
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You do realize he identifies as a black woman, right?
Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden at January 18, 2024 11:43 PM (+RC1q)
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2024 11:43 PM (1Yy3c)
Speaking of drooling... anybody see Olivia Dunne barefoot, tanned, wearing her tiny gymnast outfit, & playing around on a basketball court today?
This young woman could give Mrs. Verlander (Kate Upton) a run for her money.
Posted by: mnw at January 18, 2024 11:44 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 18, 2024 11:44 PM (hjs+t)
Posted by: PabloD at January 18, 2024 11:44 PM (COBMC)
If any Democrat wins we've got a fight for our lives.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 18, 2024 11:45 PM (Of5dT)
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I dont think it would be much different than Biden. The same people in charge under Obama and, to a lesser degree Trump, and now Biden would be in charge still with her.
She would struggle with reading the teleprompter, but otherwise she'd be just as Presidentin' as Barry or Biden.
Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden at January 18, 2024 11:45 PM (+RC1q)
Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden at January 18, 2024 11:47 PM (+RC1q)
Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden at January 18, 2024 11:45 PM (+RC1q)
We would see it's inner rage bitch.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 18, 2024 11:48 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden at January 18, 2024 11:45 PM (+RC1q)
Holy shit, the Mooch had zero teleprompterin' skills.
I remember she did this PSA...I can't remember what it was about but it started off with her looking directly at the camera and by the end she was looking just below the screen with her eyes moving back and forth obviously reading a script.
She has zero charisma. I know people like to talk about her ambitions but she's nearly as unpleasant as Hillary.
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2024 11:50 PM (1Yy3c)
I remember she did this PSA...I can't remember what it was about but it started off with her looking directly at the camera and by the end she was looking just below the screen with her eyes moving back and forth obviously reading a script.
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And the MSM would insist it was the greatest speech ever made by any president eever.
Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden at January 18, 2024 11:51 PM (+RC1q)
If you turn 65 during your term, you can finish it, but cannot run for re-election.
No lifetime appointments.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2024 11:51 PM (Ygx2e)
Posted by: Eponymous Cracker at January 18, 2024 11:51 PM (gOIFO)
Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden at January 18, 2024 11:51 PM (+RC1q)
Heh...preach!
The only difference between her and Biden is Mooch can still get it up for the media to stroke her off.
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2024 11:52 PM (1Yy3c)
Wouldn't stand a chance.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2024 11:52 PM (Ygx2e)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 18, 2024 11:53 PM (Of5dT)
Posted by: TexasDan at January 18, 2024 11:54 PM (X7yt5)
http://tinyurl.com/mr48ubez
Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden at January 18, 2024 11:54 PM (+RC1q)
Posted by: Ciampino - I doubt it at January 18, 2024 11:55 PM (qfLjt)
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They NEED it. Those contracts aren't going to fill themselves. They're desperate to pretend that it's still the USSR.
Imagine if we allied with them instead.
Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden at January 18, 2024 11:56 PM (+RC1q)
Having said that I am enjoying it.
But it wasn't my idea.
I didn't make the rules.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 18, 2024 11:57 PM (MeG8a)
To make things better the country needs two things:
1. free and fair elections
2. an informed electorate
Lose either one and the election is skewed.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 18, 2024 11:58 PM (Of5dT)
SpaceX Starlink 7-11 Launch
January 19th at 6:15 p.m. PT
(9:15PM ET)
http://tinyurl.com/55hdukd4
Posted by: Ciampino - trying again at January 19, 2024 12:00 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: TexasDan at January 18, 2024 11:54 PM (X7yt5)
I am pretty sure fast-food joints would refuse to sell uncooked meat, if it were requested. If the Aussie guy got raw, or grossly undercooked patties, some line cook goofed up, and filled an order with two patties that had just hit the grill, instead of ones that had gone the course.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2024 12:00 AM (tkR6S)
Maybe the reason it's called a toboggan hat is that it's the kind of hat people often wear when riding on a toboggan.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 19, 2024 12:02 AM (zdLoL)
https://mol.im/a/12980421
Posted by: Ciampino - democrat BLM supporter? at January 19, 2024 12:03 AM (qfLjt)
Age is just a number if you have all your marbles.
Posted by: mnw at January 19, 2024 12:04 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Mostlonggermanwordsaresimplysentenceswithoutspaces.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 19, 2024 12:04 AM (KAi1n)
Night.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 18, 2024 11:20
Be well Jim. Been there, my best wishes to you both.
Posted by: Farmer at January 19, 2024 12:04 AM (55Qr6)
https://mol.im/a/12980875
Now here's a guy who needs a real Smolleting.
Posted by: Ciampino - future democrat? at January 19, 2024 12:06 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 19, 2024 12:02 AM (zdLoL)
If it were a Chevrolet toboggan, it would have a toque tube driveline.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2024 12:06 AM (tkR6S)
https://mol.im/a/12981021
Posted by: Ciampino - I doubt it at January 18, 2024 11:55 PM (qfLjt)
Translation: NATO declares that it intends to start an all out war with Russia soon to distract people from all the other crap they're doing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2024 12:07 AM (2PNxc)
https://mol.im/a/12979307
Tell him "OK, except politicians."
Watch him lose interest.
Posted by: Ciampino - why? at January 19, 2024 12:09 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden at January 19, 2024 12:09 AM (+RC1q)
Imagine if we allied with them instead.
Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden at January 18, 2024 11:56 PM (+RC1q)
I've been saying that since around '95-96. We have a lot in common with Russia; a blown opportunity. Just like with China after WWII, '45-49 before Mao won. The US had a lot of good will with the Chinese people. Another blown opportunity which has repercussions to this day.
Posted by: RickZ at January 19, 2024 12:09 AM (emlEe)
https://mol.im/a/12980421
Posted by: Ciampino - democrat BLM supporter? at January 19, 2024 12:03 AM (qfLjt)
So that's what raimondo does in his spare time!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2024 12:09 AM (tkR6S)
Don't even get this crowd going on what Jeep Hat is...
We'll be into leading-leaf hatbills in no time.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 19, 2024 12:10 AM (zdLoL)
Wouldn't stand a chance.
Please to elaborate on that.
Posted by: MAC V SOG at January 19, 2024 12:16 AM (P4Pk9)
Posted by: mnw at January 19, 2024 12:04 AM (NLIak)
Well now see, that there's the problem. Who's to judge if you have all your marbles? If Trump had exhibited even 10% of the mental deterioration Dementia Joe shows, the left would have been screaming '25th Amendment!' But look at an actual example who should have been 25th Amendmented before he even ran for president and crickets make more noise. There really does need to be an age limit. Another one of those things the Framers couldn't have foreseen, such longevity.
Posted by: RickZ at January 19, 2024 12:16 AM (emlEe)
https://mol.im/a/12981021
Posted by: Ciampino
Guess those Euro's gonna have to make a decision here. Give up those precious Social Welfare safety nets or spend on getting their militaries in war shape. They'll, of course, will do neither and enlist a stupid US to fight for them. If were still around that is.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 19, 2024 12:19 AM (naiw2)
https://t.co/pRI4Ral536
Posted by: Ciampino - why not at January 19, 2024 12:19 AM (qfLjt)
"I got it mixed up," he explained later.
Posted by: mnw at January 19, 2024 12:19 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Pete Bog at January 19, 2024 12:19 AM (T8Fgi)
Posted by: Pete Bog at January 19, 2024 12:19 AM (T8Fgi)
Is launching them into the Rio grande not an option?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2024 12:21 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: mnw at January 19, 2024 12:25 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: RickZ at January 18, 2024 11:2
Yes indeed, everyone had different ways of dealing with loss.
My grt grandmother would never mention the name of her son, Wright, who committed suicide ca. 1931. That really scarred the family.
They moved on but there was always a wound there.
Posted by: Farmer at January 19, 2024 12:25 AM (55Qr6)
https://t.co/VQubxLgY9E
Posted by: Ciampino - why not slip through the border at January 19, 2024 12:25 AM (qfLjt)
Hubby is a patient of a naturopathic doctor, which is great. I really want him to be as healthy as possible. He just got a prescription for a testosterone ointment (?) to be applied to his rectal area. Is this going to turn him into a giant asshole? I was just starting to enjoy life, a few years ago, without hormonal shit with either of us, and I would hate for the steady boat to capsize or even encounter any waves. Anyone have any experience with this type of T treatment?
Posted by: kalneva at January 19, 2024 12:26 AM (UYxwR)
Posted by: Pete Bog at January 19, 2024 12:19 AM (T8Fgi)
Believe me, it never works that way.
Posted by: Wyle E. Coyote at January 19, 2024 12:27 AM (3UsVM)
Posted by: mnw at January 19, 2024 12:28 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Weirddave at January 19, 2024 12:29 AM (P2Ylr)
Posted by: kalneva at January 19, 2024 12:26 AM (UYxwR)
Pete Bootyjudge gets that kind of testosterone treatment all the time.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2024 12:29 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: JT Smith at January 19, 2024 12:31 AM (FxdZx)
Posted by: kalneva at January 19, 2024 12:31 AM (UYxwR)
Posted by: JT Smith at January 19, 2024 12:31 AM (FxdZx)
Good call! But you could maybe make a RICO case against Epps, the DOJ, and the judge.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2024 12:34 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Weirddave at January 19, 2024 12:29 AM (P2Ylr)
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Do you think Black men would vote for Michelle?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2024 12:34 AM (PoRhL)
Posted by: kalneva at January 19, 2024 12:34 AM (UYxwR)
Posted by: JT Smith at January 19, 2024 12:31 AM (FxdZx)
And you can out him as a fed and assign him to some bottom of the sea post
Posted by: a dude in MI at January 19, 2024 12:35 AM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 19, 2024 12:35 AM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Weirddave at January 19, 2024 12:29 AM (P2Ylr)
So which GOPe candidate would magically overcome this?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 19, 2024 12:36 AM (3UsVM)
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2024 12:37 AM (fwDg9)
You know, I get it. It's dark with only the camera for a light. Just had a storm. It's live TV. Still, the mountain kittuh was just chillin' and wasn't interested in the cute TV lady and TV lady was very lucky.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 19, 2024 12:37 AM (naiw2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2024 12:38 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: kalneva at January 19, 2024 12:34 AM (UYxwR)
Well, I would suggest talking to a regular MD about the safety of the Testosterone being applied in that fashion. Some people regard naturopathy as quackery, you know.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2024 12:38 AM (tkR6S)
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2024 12:39 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at January 19, 2024 12:39 AM (WvGHv)
Posted by: kalneva at January 19, 2024 12:40 AM (UYxwR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2024 12:40 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2024 12:42 AM (fwDg9)
She'd be every bit as popular as Hillary on the campaign trail.
The media can't make her popular any more than it could make her glamorous and beautiful by putting her on magazine covers for 8+ years.
She's not Barack II.
Posted by: But Biden isn't going anywhere anyway at January 19, 2024 12:42 AM (pjs7m)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at January 19, 2024 12:43 AM (WvGHv)
Posted by: kalneva at January 19, 2024 12:43 AM (UYxwR)
Posted by: JB1000 at January 18, 2024 11:32
That's a nice gig if you can snag it. Those from the South Shore of Chicago know what Michelle is. Don't these grifters own a mansion on Martha's Vineyard that should sink if there climate BS was real?
Posted by: Farmer at January 19, 2024 12:48 AM (55Qr6)
The laziest person on the planet Mooch could do that job 1 morning a week, 30 weeks a year.
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2024 12:51 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 19, 2024 12:51 AM (FpTvD)
Posted by: Weirddave at January 19, 2024 12:53 AM (P2Ylr)
She'd be every bit as popular as Hillary on the campaign trail.
The media can't make her popular any more than it could make her glamorous and beautiful by putting her on magazine covers for 8+ years.
She's not Barack II.
Posted by: But Biden isn't going anywhere anyway at January 19, 2024 12:42 AM (pjs7m)
I agree with you Mooch is not as beloved as the media paint her to be. He school lunch starvation program was a disaster. Truth be told, Hillary Clinton has more political experience than Mooch. Saying all that, I don't think Mooch would put in the work to go on the campaign trail anyway. She's too lazy. Maybe hiding in the basement would work for her, too, who knows?
Posted by: RickZ at January 19, 2024 12:57 AM (emlEe)
The other night we were talking about low humidity due to the arctic air blast. Well, it got dry here, I mean dry. How dry was it? .... It was dry.
Dew point locally dropped to nearly 0F. RH in the house got down to the low 30%. I got a big ol' pot of water, put it on the stove wide ass open, and boiled off some water. I managed to get RH in the kitchen up to 50%. It took a while to get it there.
Then cut off the stove, and watch it start dropping again.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 19, 2024 12:59 AM (w6EFb)
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Posted by: Ciampino - who is buying? at January 19, 2024 12:59 AM (qfLjt)
I asked my cousin, the retired meteorologist what was happening with this ridiculous dry air. There was a lot of crazy local variation in dew points. Right here, we were dry. He sent me this text from the forecast discussion at GSP NWS station (he used to run that before he retired):
"The vort max will be out of the area in another hour, and then we will await deeper moisture and better
forcing later tonight. Made minor adjustments to evening temps and dewpoints, with guidance finally catching onto the dramatically drier air which mixed down to the sfc this afternoon."
The forecast guidance hadn't anticipated this "dramtically" drier air. Dramatically dry describes it well.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 19, 2024 01:02 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2024 01:04 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2024 01:05 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Eponymous Cracker at January 19, 2024 01:20 AM (gOIFO)
That's the thing with Michelle, she's doing so well where she is, "writing" idiotic books and "producing" Netflix shows for crazy money, why would she get out on the 25-hour-a-day campaign trail and then get a job where she'd be arguing with Chuck Schumer over Israel policy, trying to swat the little gnat AOC with that eternal Green New Deal, and walking a knife's edge on reparations -- she wouldn't pay them, but she'd have to pretend to, then fail to, then explain that.
The first thing she did once she was free of the stifling White House was put on a one-shoulder blouse and go shopping. She has since said that she doesn't like cooking and won't do it. She has also said she's going to stop trying to control her weight. Now tell me she's going to run for president and take criticism for four years.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2024 01:21 AM (PoRhL)
----
Nope,
Joe will be the nominee
Kamala will drop out, and Michelle will be the VEEP
After Joe's inaugeration, something will happen...
Posted by: As not seen on TV at January 19, 2024 01:23 AM (a57cd)
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2024 12:39 AM (fwDg9)
Thanks Skip !
Posted by: JT at January 19, 2024 01:27 AM (T4tVD)
I have an uncle in the same situation, and he said he's enjoying all his favorite music, and noticing things around him he never paid attention to before. He spent hours yesterday watching squirrels and laughing mightily at their monkeyshines.
I figure it's a reminder to all of us to pay attention to the beauty and wonder all around is, every day, and not spend so much time railing against worrying about the bad things.
We have one life to live, and we should wring every possible joy out if of it. I've been doubling my efforts over the last couple of years, and all y'all need to do so, too.
Love you Morons.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at January 19, 2024 01:32 AM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Eponymous Cracker at January 19, 2024 01:35 AM (gOIFO)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 19, 2024 12:51 AM (FpTvD)
I would do gin and tonic, but that's just me. I need the Vitamin C from the lime juice.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 19, 2024 01:35 AM (sRfrW)
We got a break today from the arctic air. But the boundary is going to push back in, and we're going to take another dive starting tomorrow evening. Forecast low is 18F tomorrow and 15F for Sat-Sun, with the forecast high for Sat only 35F. Dew point projections look to be about 0F during that low.
But what was interesting today was it warmed up, high in the high 40s this afternoon, but it was very dry air. Dew point hit 0F locally. It rebounded, and hell, we had just a little sprinkle a few minutes ago.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 19, 2024 01:40 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Eponymous Cracker at January 19, 2024 01:44 AM (gOIFO)
If we had a dick measuring contest on inauguration day, I'll die knowing I have her beat by 6 inches.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2024 01:45 AM (J3ryZ)
I know enough thermodynamics to follow along, very basically at what into-the-weeds forecast talk is about, but I have to look things up to understand how it applies to the weather/atmospheric stuff. And then they have their jargon, too.
Some of it is amusing. "Isentropic gliding" was one I read today. "Adiabatic downslope" warming is another one.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 19, 2024 01:45 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Eponymous Cracker at January 19, 2024 01:51 AM (gOIFO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2024 01:54 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Eponymous Cracker at January 19, 2024 01:57 AM (gOIFO)
We are still around 42-43F here. In spite of the little sprinkle, dew points are still in the low 20s. The artic boundary starts to move in around noon tomorrow, with some wind around then. Temps and moisture will then plummet.
Our low here the other night was 14F, compared to the forecast low of 18F. It that keep up, it may get in the single digits Saturday night - Sunday morning.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 19, 2024 02:02 AM (w6EFb)
I may also have to travel to get a hotel room in Arizona and soak in the sauna, bathtub and Jacuzzi for three straight days.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2024 02:02 AM (J3ryZ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2024 02:03 AM (XeU6L)
I keep a box of hand warmers in the car, a shovel and sack of kitty litter. Also, blankets and snacks. Always bring a couple bottles of water when I must drive somewhere in winter.
Posted by: JQ at January 19, 2024 02:03 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ at January 19, 2024 02:06 AM (njWTi)
Find your six closest NWS "weather stations".
Half, or more, will be in Heat Islands. Or WORSE.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Daffy at January 19, 2024 02:10 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Eponymous Cracker at January 19, 2024 02:12 AM (gOIFO)
Posted by: Dr. Bone
10 000 Waves, Taos, NM …
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Posted by: Eponymous Cracker at January 19, 2024 02:19 AM (gOIFO)
row
a hard row to hoe
sorry can't help it
Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2024 10:25 PM (geLO
Thank you!
Posted by: m at January 19, 2024 02:20 AM (p0NY/)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 19, 2024 02:22 AM (Sgq8y)
Love you Morons.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at January 19, 2024 01:32
Good to see you here Tammy. How are ya'll doing lately?
Posted by: Farmer at January 19, 2024 02:22 AM (55Qr6)
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Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2024 02:32 AM (IG4Id)
Ah, snow is great when it's not TOO cold out... and if you don't need to drive in it.
We've got the powdery, too-cold snow. Can't even make snowballs with it.
Posted by: JQ at January 19, 2024 02:32 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Eponymous Cracker at January 19, 2024 02:53 AM (gOIFO)
Slept straight through, six hours and a bit. Can't complain too much about that. Howz witchoo?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 19, 2024 03:56 AM (omVj0)
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