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Fani Willis: Yeah I Hired My Unqualified Fuckboy and Had Sexcations With Him on the Taxpayer Dime -- Just Like Martin Luther King, Jr. Did

Truly, she too Has a Dream.

A dream of going on a taxpayer-paid vacation in Napa Valley and getting grape juice sucked off her toes after stomping some grapes.


Via David Strom, Fani Willis went to a black church for political campaigning purposes -- that's allowed; you're just not allowed to politick in a white conservative church -- and admitted that she has sinned and needs "grace."

And then she said: You know who else was smeared by an FBI sex scandal? That's right, Martin Luther King Jr. I'm just like him, when you think about it.

First she claimed that her taxpayer-provided Cockslinger had "impeccable credentials."

Then she conceded that she wasn't "perfect" and must be allowed to "stumble" on to some choice dickmeat.


And he concluded that by saying that Martin Luther King Jr. got caught in a sex scandal, too.

Amazing.

Strom comments:

To me, that sure sounds like an admission that she did something wrong, and she is retreating to the rarely effective but always useful counteraccusation.

There is no other way to read it.


Fani Willis, you see, is MLK in a skirt, and just like MLK, she has sinned. And because she shares the same skin tone as MLK, she should be forgiven for any sin she committed.

Sounds like Black privilege to me. But then again, I am racist for having noticed, because nobody would be criticizing Willis for hiring her boy toy if she were White.

Bonchie at RedState:

As RedState reported, Fani Willis finally responded to the allegations that she hired the man she was having an affair with to be a special counsel in her office. For some reason, she decided to give her remarks in front of a black church congregation. In doing so, she interspersed claims of racial persecution with a total disregard for her moral and professional failures.

In other words, she's in full panic mode.


WILLIS: God, why don't they look at themselves and just be honest? I mean, they can't keep it a hundred with themselves? Why are they surprised that a diverse team I assembled, your child, can accomplish extraordinary things? God, wasn't it them who attacked this lawyer of impeccable credentials?


Nothing makes me cringe more than when a politician who has obviously engaged in immoral acts starts using God as a prop to defend their behavior. That is exactly what Willis is doing. Instead of taking responsibility for the fact that she allegedly had an affair and then hired her "lover" to be a special counsel in a completely improper and unethical fashion, she's citing God and playing the victim.

She's literally using God as a (super) human shield for her tawdry adultery.

Hey Fani -- while you've got God on the line there, ask him if He has any thoughts about coveting someone else's spouse.


Jimmy Failla
@jimmyfailla

If you're playing the Jesus Card and the Race Card in the same defense EVERYONE KNOWS you f**ked up.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:30 PM




Comments

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1 Yeet!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 15, 2024 01:30 PM (EQvEk)

2 Yeet yeet!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 15, 2024 01:30 PM (EQvEk)

3 Yeet yeet yeet!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 15, 2024 01:30 PM (EQvEk)

4 livin' the dream!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at January 15, 2024 01:30 PM (WsTvr)

5 So...black people just can't help themselves? Is that really what she wants to go with?

Posted by: Bete at January 15, 2024 01:31 PM (LX4y3)

6 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at January 15, 2024 01:31 PM (sNtYB)

7 congratulations, nurse!

trifecta!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at January 15, 2024 01:33 PM (WsTvr)

8 Was that wrong, should I not have done that? Nobody really told me that kind of thing was frowned upon.
Fani Willis

Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2024 01:33 PM (FQmDC)

9 No fucking shame whatsoever.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 15, 2024 01:33 PM (R4t5M)

10 Willowed.

Rick Astley would do a better job.
Posted by: LASue

Fun with Wheel of Fortune! Workin' on mysteries without any clues.

http://tinyurl.com/4z9fm4t7

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 15, 2024 01:34 PM (FVME7)

11 The dude had big testimonials. Bulging, even.

Posted by: Fanni Willis at January 15, 2024 01:34 PM (4I/2K)

12 I may change to AME as it appears it is ok to have a fucktoy!

Baptist still kinda a big NONO

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 15, 2024 01:34 PM (lwOKI)

13 Yeet yeet yeet!
Posted by: nurse ratched


I don't trust you.

Posted by: Otter 841 at January 15, 2024 01:34 PM (vcOmj)

14 You can't expect black women to be perfect AND save the world. One or the other. You choose.

Posted by: Fani, not Fanny at January 15, 2024 01:34 PM (Q4KYm)

15 Nurse be Yeetin'!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2024 01:34 PM (W/lyH)

16 How can David French the Apostate can only find room in his heart to attack white evangelicals?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 15, 2024 01:34 PM (yyfQG)

17 Is Fani facing any "Homewrecker" ramifications in her cocksman's divorce? Isn't that still a thing in Georgia?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 15, 2024 01:34 PM (aD39U)

18
i read "grape juice" as "rape juice."

Content of nutsack > Content of character. She has a dream.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2024 01:34 PM (x0n13)

19
Virginia makes wine.
Napa makes auto parts.

Posted by: Great bumper sticker at January 15, 2024 01:35 PM (NBVIP)

20 Affirmative Action Has Consequences

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2024 01:35 PM (RVloE)

21 She was ridin' dirty.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 15, 2024 01:35 PM (R4t5M)

22 Probably not going to be all that helpful to her boyfriend in his divorce case.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 01:35 PM (ZLI7S)

23 The girl can't help it. She's gotta have it.

Posted by: Spike Lee at January 15, 2024 01:35 PM (4I/2K)

24 Willis said Wade has “impeccable” credentials.


Are sure she said impeccable???

Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2024 01:35 PM (W/lyH)

25 I'm so tired of our entire political class. To hell with them all.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 15, 2024 01:35 PM (g0Y4p)

26
he has "impeccable credentials"

Calling the Paolo on the white courtesy phone.

Posted by: New IP New Nic at January 15, 2024 01:35 PM (nIvob)

27 In Fani's Defense, she's drunk on cock.

Posted by: Wade the Uterus Scrambler Esq. at January 15, 2024 01:36 PM (RVloE)

28 No fucking shame whatsoever.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner

Or no shame in fucking, something like that.

Will this story be on the Hallmark Channel soon? Sounds like a Christmas romance story.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at January 15, 2024 01:36 PM (vcOmj)

29 Fani be tender with my love...

Posted by: Male Escort #37 at January 15, 2024 01:36 PM (V8he0)

30 I may change to AME as it appears it is ok to have a fucktoy!

Baptist still kinda a big NONO
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 15, 2024 01:34 PM (lwOKI)

It too closely resembles dancing.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 15, 2024 01:36 PM (4I/2K)

31 Jimmy Failla
@jimmyfailla
If you're playing the Jesus Card and the Race Card in the same defense EVERYONE KNOWS you f**ked up.

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I see her more as a wild card.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 15, 2024 01:37 PM (FVME7)

32 20 Affirmative Action Has Consequences
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2024 01:35 PM (RVloE)

Now do building airplanes.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 15, 2024 01:37 PM (lwOKI)

33 I fucked! And Americans have that right!

Look, even racists are entitled to their disgusting opinions. In America, though, we are able to sleep with married men and take them on cruises, and have them on the payroll! And only racists would criticize that! But, I am not going to sit here and let you besmirch all American women! I am flouncing.

Posted by: Fanhi Willis at January 15, 2024 01:37 PM (hXZuD)

34 >>Willis said Wade has “impeccable” credentials.


That's Lawyer-Speak for 'Girth'.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2024 01:37 PM (RVloE)

35 Virginia makes wine.
Napa makes auto parts.
Posted by: Great bumper sticker at January 15, 2024 01:35 PM (NBVIP)

and Maryland is for crabs.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 15, 2024 01:37 PM (4I/2K)

36 Whatever else she said, she's not wrong about the FBI being a bunch of corrupt shitholes, who went after King, for reasons other than whatever crimes and misdemeanors he committed.

I don't see what this has to do with her grifting with her boyfriend, but on that point, she's right.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2024 01:37 PM (TOvGn)

37 Hey Willis...I'll tell you the same thing I'd tell anyone in your position...take your race card and shove it. I look around me and I gotta tell ya, that racism bullsh*t is wearing real thin.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2024 01:38 PM (W/lyH)

38 9 No fucking shame whatsoever.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 15, 2024 01:33 PM (R4t5M)

Fucking. A verb AND an adjective!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2024 01:38 PM (x0n13)

39 The Honeymooners star. Joyce Randolph who played Ed Norton's sarcastic wife, Trixie, dies aged 99.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 15, 2024 01:38 PM (2yu8s)

40
Fanny pack. Ooh, I sense a marketing opportunity!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2024 01:39 PM (x0n13)

41 Judge not, lest ye get stones thrown at your glass house!

Posted by: hysterical Austin hipster at January 15, 2024 01:39 PM (JcnCJ)

42 The Honeymooners star. Joyce Randolph who played Ed Norton's sarcastic wife, Trixie, dies aged 99.
Posted by: andycanuck

Wow. I just assumed she was dead.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 15, 2024 01:39 PM (R4t5M)

43 My prediction: This nasty cum dumpster is toast. This is the sort of nasty, accusatory, dripping-with-bile performance I expect when someone knows they are in very deep shit. Gay did the same thing before she was shitcanned.

What this twat and her twat-hitting Paolo Tyrone did is not only illegal, it's 100% grounds for getting disbarred. I read some of this shithead's billing records. You gotta be kidding me. Obvious fraudulent billing and hours. She was basically laundering money through him and back to her.

Who knows if Kemp or anyone else will have the stones to lance this malignant boil. But I suspect this is all she wrote for this nasty cum dumpster.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 15, 2024 01:39 PM (iFTx/)

44 It too closely resembles dancing.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 15, 2024 01:36 PM (4I/2K)

funny every time

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 15, 2024 01:39 PM (lwOKI)

45 BUT TRUMP SAID PUSSY

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 15, 2024 01:40 PM (OKkSB)

46 He put a load on Fani

It wasn't for free

Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 01:40 PM (ZLI7S)

47 The difference, Ms. Willis , between you and white male Republicans is that we are not swallowing your appointed prosecutors dick. Hope that clarifies things

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 15, 2024 01:40 PM (9vcxV)

48 She is a stooge for his spooge.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 15, 2024 01:40 PM (ufFY8)

49 What's crazy is that Wade's Wife is actually an attractive woman.

Fani, on the other hand...

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2024 01:40 PM (RVloE)

50

She Skank Fugly!
Not even with Shemp Smiths dick!
Well, maybe her backdoor...

Posted by: Don Lemonparty at January 15, 2024 01:40 PM (HRQvT)

51
I may change to AME as it appears it is ok to have a fucktoy!

Baptist still kinda a big NONO

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 15, 2024 01:34 PM


AME = African Methodist Episcopalian sounds more like a description of sectarian violence then a church.

Posted by: New IP New Nic at January 15, 2024 01:40 PM (nIvob)

52 Like most politicians, she's not the least bit remorseful for what she's done.

She's only ashamed BECAUSE SHE WAS CAUGHT.

THAT is the real crime here. Someone noticed her immoral, unethical behavior and then reported on it.

Would not surprise me if she tried to lock up whomever leaked this information in the first place after she's done with Trump. (NOTE: It's Trump's fault that she's in political trouble now.)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 15, 2024 01:40 PM (BpYfr)

53 You cannot expect...

therefore, I don't even have to strive for legal or moral behavior.

Posted by: Fani, Fani, Fo Fani at January 15, 2024 01:41 PM (DSdNj)

54 Whatever else she said, she's not wrong about the FBI being a bunch of corrupt shitholes, who went after King, for reasons other than whatever crimes and misdemeanors he committed.

I don't see what this has to do with her grifting with her boyfriend, but on that point, she's right.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2024 01:37 PM (TOvGn)
***

Makes me wonder, if Trump wins the next election, and you were dumb enough to be on the Mar A Lago task forces that ploughed through Melania's undies, just what do you think your promotion chances are at the Bureau?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2024 01:41 PM (W/lyH)

55 43 Posted by: Elric Blade at January 15, 2024 01:39 PM (iFTx/)

The question is, how does Willis getting rogered by Wade affect the case(s) against Trump?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2024 01:41 PM (x0n13)

56 This case should be thrown out anyway, on its lack of merit, but now it should be doubly gone.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 15, 2024 01:41 PM (Kmjfb)

57 he has "impeccable credentials"

-
"Peccatio" is Latin for "sin". But I'm not sure that adultery boy is without sin.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 15, 2024 01:42 PM (FVME7)

58 Whatchu talkin about Willis.

Posted by: Redenzo at January 15, 2024 01:42 PM (V/pbu)

59 49 What's crazy is that Wade's Wife is actually an attractive woman.

Fani, on the other hand...
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2024 01:40 PM (RVloE)
_____

Agreed. And the wife is screaming for blood. Good for her. This is one of the few nasty divorces where I side with the ex-wife.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 15, 2024 01:42 PM (iFTx/)

60 51 AME = African Methodist Episcopalian sounds more like a description of sectarian violence then a church.
Posted by: New IP New Nic at January 15, 2024 01:40 PM (nIvob

ANC = African National Congress.
Fani Willis is ANSC = African Nasty Sexual Congress

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2024 01:43 PM (x0n13)

61 I'm not saying she's a cow, but she did like the salt lick she got for Christmas.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 15, 2024 01:43 PM (OKkSB)

62 >>The question is, how does Willis getting rogered by Wade affect the case(s) against Trump?


Well, first off, this Filing was made by a Co-Defendent.

Secondly, it outlines several Georgia Laws that have been violated here.

It's pretty cut and dry, just nothing to do with the actual Merit of the Case.

Only the behavior of the Prosecution.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2024 01:43 PM (RVloE)

63 The trump side is just throwing everything against the wall hoping something sticks. They desperate and this is not much of a case as the attorney in question has credentials, experience and work history at a much higher rate on other cases in another country...as DA Willis mentioned. They're trying to smear her name with innuendo of impropriety. It won't work.

The only pertinent question is who is doing the accusing? Remember how we lost Al Franken.

What difference does that make? They're on the same team. They're both two consenting adults representing the prosecution team, not the defense. Where is the conflict?

These are the same people who last summer claimed that Fani was having an affair with a drug dealer. That claim failed to get any traction, so now they're going after her and Wade. When have you ever heard of a white male prosecutor whose sex life was used as a pretext for dropping a case?

Willis herself is targeted as much for her race as her position. It is 100% reasonable to assume racism is behind this attack.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 15, 2024 01:43 PM (ycI94)

64 Agreed. And the wife is screaming for blood. Good for her. This is one of the few nasty divorces where I side with the ex-wife.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 15, 2024 01:42 PM (iFTx/)

The wife needs to go after the grift as alimony.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 15, 2024 01:43 PM (ufFY8)

65 57 he has "impeccable credentials"

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"Peccatio" is Latin for "sin". But I'm not sure that adultery boy is without sin.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 15, 2024 01:42 PM (FVME7)


Sounds like a mashup of fellatio and peccadillo.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2024 01:43 PM (x0n13)

66 Hah! Bimbo talks smack, pretends she's holier than thou, and people point and laugh at her dumb ass.

You've had your day, toots, now SDASTFU. I'll mark this important day on my calendar.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 15, 2024 01:43 PM (J3ryZ)

67 What this twat and her twat-hitting Paolo Tyrone did... i

I got TWATted again last night. And I'd like to thank the local Paolos who responded...

Posted by: Fani Willis at January 15, 2024 01:44 PM (DSdNj)

68 Things someone overheard Willis say about Wade
1) Wonder if I can get him to drop his suit.
2) Counselor, lets go do it in chambers.
3) I want to look through your briefs.
4) Is it true you withdrew your "motion" at the last minute?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 15, 2024 01:44 PM (N39Ws)

69 Makes me wonder, if Trump wins the next election, and you were dumb enough to be on the Mar A Lago task forces that ploughed through Melania's undies, just what do you think your promotion chances are at the Bureau?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2024 01:41 PM (W/lyH)
---
I suspect they're pretty good. The FBI will do everything it can to obstruct anything Trump wants to do regarding their organization.

Promoting the members of the task force is just rubbing it in Trump's face that he has no actual power over the FBI, despite his Constitutional authority as head of the Executive branch of government.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 15, 2024 01:44 PM (BpYfr)

70 55 43 Posted by: Elric Blade at January 15, 2024 01:39 PM (iFTx/)

The question is, how does Willis getting rogered by Wade affect the case(s) against Trump?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2024 01:41 PM (x0n13)
_________

I think the whole thing blows up and is swept under the rug. I can't see the case continuing with either of these two slimy scumbags anywhere near it. So at a minimum, it gets put on hold while new lawyers are found to run it. I had my doubts the case would be heard in 2024 anyway. But now? I see no chance of that happening.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 15, 2024 01:44 PM (iFTx/)

71 >>The wife needs to go after the grift as alimony.


Part of the reason she is so pissed is that she had no idea he was getting paid for this AND he was drawing down their shared accounts.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2024 01:44 PM (RVloE)

72 her taxpayer-provided Cockslinger had "impeccable credentials."

Would have been more precise if she'd said "impeckerable credentials".

Posted by: J. Random Moron at January 15, 2024 01:45 PM (a3Q+t)

73 Wow, look at the time. Isn't about time for Fox to call the race in Iowa?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 01:45 PM (ZLI7S)

74 Willis herself is targeted as much for her race as her position.

-
And her crimes! Don't forget her crimes!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 15, 2024 01:45 PM (FVME7)

75 The question is, how does Willis getting rogered by Wade affect the case(s) against Trump?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2024 01:41 PM (x0n13)
----------------
IMO, two ways: one, she paid him to coordinate the case with White House political operatives, even sending him to meetings in DC, and 2) her misappropriation of taxpayer money for sex and vacations speaks to her complete lack of ethics and should result in disbarment and criminal charges.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 15, 2024 01:45 PM (jGxgu)

76 She be black n woman. She be no sin you racist women haters.

Posted by: Jukin at January 15, 2024 01:46 PM (17s+e)

77 69 Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 15, 2024 01:44 PM (BpYfr)

Not just the FBI but every department, every office and every agency will openly mutiny against Trump. From the directors all the way down to the lowliest toilet attendant.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2024 01:46 PM (x0n13)

78 I got TWATted again last night. And I'd like to thank the local Paolos who responded...
Posted by: Fani Willis at January 15, 2024 01:44 PM (DSdNj)

*Sees the prayer meeting on the calendar and fumes*

Posted by: Nancy Mace at January 15, 2024 01:46 PM (ufFY8)

79
Fanny pack. Ooh, I sense a marketing opportunity!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
-----
Cable : I'm retrieving something from my utility bag.
Weasel : It's a goddamn fanny pack and you know it, you sick son of a bitch! The difference is night and day.

- Cable

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 15, 2024 01:46 PM (3CCua)

80
Out: I have a dream

In: I have a fantasy

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 15, 2024 01:46 PM (MoZTd)

81 Didn't Jimmy Swaggert do pretty much the same "I have sinned" thing?

You're in great company, Fani

Posted by: 496 at January 15, 2024 01:46 PM (Bf+P4)

82 This is a perfect opportunity for David French the Apostate to put his righteousness on display and he won't take advantage of it.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 15, 2024 01:47 PM (yyfQG)

83 73 Wow, look at the time. Isn't about time for Fox to call the race in Iowa?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 01:45 PM (ZLI7S)


Dude, they called it last week. Where you been? Nikki Haley won garnering 110% of all votes!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2024 01:47 PM (x0n13)

84 Innuendo?

I'll say. Boy howdy, I can't walk right yet.

Posted by: Fani Willis at January 15, 2024 01:47 PM (4I/2K)

85 "She's literally using God as a (super) human shield for her tawdry adultery."

Yes, she is, and many are using the very same shield for abortion up to the very day and time of birth. (No one's business. That's up to that woman and G*d.)


Posted by: L - They don't have to outrun the bear. They only have to outrun us - for now at January 15, 2024 01:47 PM (GshMh)

86 Makes me wonder, if Trump wins the next election, and you were dumb enough to be on the Mar A Lago task forces that ploughed through Melania's undies, just what do you think your promotion chances are at the Bureau?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2024 01:41 PM (W/lyH)
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What makes you think PDJT will seek any vengeance? He's already come out in favor of a yuge new HQ palace for the Fibbies.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 15, 2024 01:47 PM (/qczr)

87 41 Judge not, lest ye get stones thrown at your glass house!

Posted by: hysterical Austin hipster at January 15, 2024 01:39 PM (JcnCJ)

Let the white man without sin get stoned. With rocks, not weed. Who am I kidding? All Honkeys are guilty! LOL

Posted by: Little Oral Fani at January 15, 2024 01:48 PM (ynpvh)

88 69 Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 15, 2024 01:44 PM (BpYfr)

Not just the FBI but every department, every office and every agency will openly mutiny against Trump. From the directors all the way down to the lowliest toilet attendant.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2024 01:46 PM (x0n13)
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Yep. With FJB in charge, the Executive Branch departments go rogue because they can.

With Trump in charge, they all go rogue because they want to.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 15, 2024 01:48 PM (BpYfr)

89 >>IMO, two ways: one, she paid him to coordinate the case with White House political operatives, even sending him to meetings in DC, and 2) her misappropriation of taxpayer money for sex and vacations speaks to her complete lack of ethics and should result in disbarment and criminal charges.


The part I hope doesn't get overlooked in all of this is that Willis and her toy were coordinating with the Biden White House. It's right there in the billing records.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 01:48 PM (ZLI7S)

90 The question is, how does Willis getting rogered by Wade affect the case(s) against Trump?

"The seriousness of the accusation!" gets into the public eye. By tanking the case now, Trump can't introduce his evidence.

Posted by: Fani Willis at January 15, 2024 01:48 PM (DSdNj)

91 She had to pay the guy? What does she look like? For that matter what does he look?

Posted by: Eromero at January 15, 2024 01:48 PM (Vk3sr)

92
Out: Fanny Hill

In: Fani Willis

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 15, 2024 01:48 PM (MoZTd)

93 89 >>IMO, two ways: one, she paid him to coordinate the case with White House political operatives, even sending him to meetings in DC, and 2) her misappropriation of taxpayer money for sex and vacations speaks to her complete lack of ethics and should result in disbarment and criminal charges.


The part I hope doesn't get overlooked in all of this is that Willis and her toy were coordinating with the Biden White House. It's right there in the billing records.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 01:48 PM (ZLI7S)

$20K, same as in DC

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 01:49 PM (ynpvh)

94 71 >>The wife needs to go after the grift as alimony.


Part of the reason she is so pissed is that she had no idea he was getting paid for this AND he was drawing down their shared accounts.
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2024 01:44 PM (RVloE)
____

Yea. That's how this whole thing started: the ex-wife blew the whistle. Wade was apparently not just a slimy lecherous wannabe Tyrone, but he was also hiding hundreds of thousands of dollars of income from his wife -- and the judge -- while siphoning from their joint accounts. A truly loathsome scumbag.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 15, 2024 01:49 PM (iFTx/)

95 Didn't Jimmy Swaggert do pretty much the same "I have sinned" thing?

You're in great company, Fani
Posted by: 496 at January 15, 2024 01:46 PM (Bf+P4)

Yeah, but he stepped away. Is she stepping away?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 15, 2024 01:49 PM (Angsy)

96
Affirmative Action Grifter and Whore

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 15, 2024 01:49 PM (xG4kz)

97 re 16: a blind squirrel might sometimes find an acorn but you can't cure stupid: rick wilson ("a co-founder of The Lincoln Project, a former leading Republican strategist") quoted at slate/yahoo the other day:

Trump is wrapping himself in this religious cloak not out of any real belief, but to convince his followers they are on a moral crusade. This is a dangerous moment for the nation because many of his supporters believe they must do whatever they can to put Trump back in power - including using violence - because God wills it.

Contrast this with President Biden, someone who goes to Church regularly and wears his faith on his sleeve. He governs with grace and humility while steering the nation through some very difficult foreign policy and domestic challenges. He epitomizes the thoughtful leader who puts the nation first. The difference between the two could not be more stark.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at January 15, 2024 01:49 PM (B1FKF)

98 So this Wade guy is basically Fani's gigolo, right?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 15, 2024 01:49 PM (DpEcY)

99 Didn't Jimmy Swaggert do pretty much the same "I have sinned" thing?

You're in great company, Fani
Posted by: 496
------
[recollects Tammy Faye Baker with mascara running down her tear-stained cheeks]

She was a better actor.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 15, 2024 01:50 PM (XeU6L)

100 84 Innuendo?

I'll say. Boy howdy, I can't walk right yet.
Posted by: Fani Willis at January 15, 2024 01:47 PM (4I/2K)


Innuendo is an Italian suppository. Onomatopoeia is an Italian urinary disorder.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2024 01:50 PM (x0n13)

101 yeah, looting, stealing, kickbacks, ethics violations, any criminal activity, drug use, lack of reading/writing/arithmetic skills, plagiarism galore, antisemitism, hey , no one is perfect!

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2024 01:50 PM (V13WU)

102 re me at 97: salon, not slate, from yahoo news

Posted by: gnats local 678 at January 15, 2024 01:50 PM (B1FKF)

103 Makes me wonder, if Trump wins the next election, and you were dumb enough to be on the Mar A Lago task forces that ploughed through Melania's undies, just what do you think your promotion chances are at the Bureau?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2024 01:41 PM (W/lyH)

Well, part of the answer to that question is, MLK was not assassinated by a white redneck because was rayciss, and wanted to kill him a black civil rights leader.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2024 01:50 PM (QBaJw)

104 95 Didn't Jimmy Swaggert do pretty much the same "I have sinned" thing?

You're in great company, Fani
Posted by: 496 at January 15, 2024 01:46 PM (Bf+P4)

Yeah, but he stepped away. Is she stepping away?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 15, 2024 01:49 PM (Angsy)

Supposedly he looked but he did not touch.
Fani's fanny was doing more than just being touched.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 01:50 PM (ynpvh)

105 I've heard the rake was a million taxpayer bucks.

Posted by: torabora at January 15, 2024 01:50 PM (OUiUM)

106 her misappropriation of taxpayer money for sex and vacations speaks to her complete lack of ethics and should result in disbarment and criminal charges.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 15, 2024 01:45 PM


I'm seeing our next Supreme Court Justice!

Posted by: Charles "Chuck" Schumer (D-NY) at January 15, 2024 01:51 PM (a3Q+t)

107 she should be forgiven...

*********

Dear Ms. Willis,

I forgive you. Now, have your perssonal items cleared from your cubicle by 4:30. Your passcard has been deactivated. Security will escort you from the building.

Sincerely,

Seamus M.

Posted by: Muldooon at January 15, 2024 01:51 PM (991eG)

108 I found my thrill
On Fani's hills.

Posted by: Nathan "Fats Domino" Wade at January 15, 2024 01:51 PM (4I/2K)

109 I would like to see McTurtle stumble down another flight of stairs, head first.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 15, 2024 01:52 PM (eYF7X)

110 What makes you think PDJT will seek any vengeance? He's already come out in favor of a yuge new HQ palace for the Fibbies.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 15, 2024 01:47 PM (/qczr)

Trump might still not have figured out who his real enemies are, but a lot of us have.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2024 01:52 PM (JePBw)

111 98 So this Wade guy is basically Fani's gigolo, right?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 15, 2024 01:49 PM (DpEcY)

Hummala babe-ala zee-bala bubbele,
Hummala babe-ala zee-bala bop!


By request: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lN-4lX0QyZc

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2024 01:52 PM (x0n13)

112 106 her misappropriation of taxpayer money for sex and vacations speaks to her complete lack of ethics and should result in disbarment and criminal charges.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 15, 2024 01:45 PM

I'm seeing our next Supreme Court Justice!

Posted by: Charles "Chuck" Schumer (D-NY) at January 15, 2024 01:51 PM (a3Q+t)

Fani or her boy toy?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 01:52 PM (ynpvh)

113 AME = African Methodist Episcopalian sounds more like a description of sectarian violence then a church.
Posted by: New IP New Nic at January 15, 2024 01:40 PM (nIvob)

You need both a covered dish and fuckboy to get into Heaven.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 15, 2024 01:52 PM (lwOKI)

114 Does the Wade guy have kids?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 15, 2024 01:52 PM (DpEcY)

115 >>I'm seeing our next Supreme Court Justice!

I bet that is exactly what was in play. Maybe not the SC but a federal judgeship for her and probably something at the DOJ for him.

They weren't working with the Biden White House for free.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 01:52 PM (ZLI7S)

116 The cuckold wife is entitled to half his payoffs!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 15, 2024 01:52 PM (2yu8s)

117
Dear Ms. Willis,

I forgive you. Now, have your perssonal items cleared from your cubicle by 4:30.

_______

Everything is forgiven, but everything has to be paid for.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 15, 2024 01:53 PM (MoZTd)

118 Makes me wonder, if Trump wins the next election, and you were dumb enough to be on the Mar A Lago task forces that ploughed through Melania's undies, just what do you think your promotion chances are at the Bureau?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2024 01:41 PM (W/lyH)

Have to expect the Northern Alaska Bureau office to see significant expansion, no?

Posted by: Inogame at January 15, 2024 01:53 PM (53oGX)

119 113 AME = African Methodist Episcopalian sounds more like a description of sectarian violence then a church.
Posted by: New IP New Nic at January 15, 2024 01:40 PM (nIvob)

You need both a covered dish and fuckboy to get into Heaven.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 15, 2024 01:52 PM (lwOKI)

but I'm not gay...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 01:53 PM (ynpvh)

120 So this Wade guy is basically Fani's gigolo, right?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 15, 2024 01:49 PM (DpEcY)

Life goes on, without me.

Posted by: David Lee Roth at January 15, 2024 01:53 PM (4I/2K)

121 "Contrast this with President Biden, someone who goes to Church regularly and wears his faith on his sleeve. He governs with grace and humility while steering the nation through some very difficult foreign policy and domestic challenges. He epitomizes the thoughtful leader who puts the nation first. The difference between the two could not be more stark."
----
It staggers me that an idiot could write that bilge with a straight face.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 15, 2024 01:53 PM (BpYfr)

122 any state, even as one as fkd up as GA has plenty anti-kickback statutes on the books...she needs to start packing

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2024 01:53 PM (V13WU)

123 Posted by: gnats local 678 at January 15, 2024 01:49 PM (B1FKF)

Looks around.

Did it fool the rubes?

Posted by: Rick Wilson at January 15, 2024 01:53 PM (Angsy)

124 Agreed. And the wife is screaming for blood. Good for her. This is one of the few nasty divorces where I side with the ex-wife.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 15, 2024 01:42 PM (iFTx/)

The wife needs to go after the grift as alimony.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 15, 2024 01:43 PM (ufFY

She better hurry up and get it before this guy has to return it all trying to stay out of jail.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 15, 2024 01:53 PM (z/ifB)

125 114 Does the Wade guy have kids?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 15, 2024 01:52 PM (DpEcY)

Shaqwanda and Turdelle.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2024 01:54 PM (x0n13)

126 Hopefully, whatever she said will be used against her in a court of law, for violating Trump's civil rights

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 15, 2024 01:54 PM (NtVYv)

127 I bet that is exactly what was in play. Maybe not the SC but a federal judgeship for her and probably something at the DOJ for him.

They weren't working with the Biden White House for free.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 01:52 PM (ZLI7S)
---
Did FJB get a guarantee on that 10%?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 15, 2024 01:54 PM (BpYfr)

128
AME = African Methodist Episcopalian


The "Episcopalian" part neabs, I believe, that they've added Bishops to their armory.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 15, 2024 01:54 PM (xG4kz)

129 >>>Dude, they called it last week. Where you been? Nikki Haley won garnering 110% of all votes!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

>What we need is a national scold to right the wrongs in society and our great democracy, and turn us by the nape of the neck onto the path of righteousness.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 15, 2024 01:55 PM (J3ryZ)

130 ...ploughed through ...
Posted by: Diogenes


******

Good Day, Sir. Do you happen to have a toorch in your boot? I need to get under my bonnet with a spanner.

Posted by: Muldooon at January 15, 2024 01:55 PM (991eG)

131 >>So this Wade guy is basically Fani's gigolo, right?


We should go with Sex Slave.

After all, she had the POWER in this relationship, no?

Some might even consider it rape.

#BelieveALLBoyToys

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2024 01:55 PM (RVloE)

132 Shaqwanda and Turdelle.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2024 01:54 PM (x0n13)

Lemonjello and Orangello.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 15, 2024 01:55 PM (ufFY8)

133 Contrast this with President Biden, someone who goes to Church regularly and wears his faith on his sleeve. He governs with grace and humility while steering the nation through some very difficult foreign policy and domestic challenges. He epitomizes the thoughtful leader who puts the nation first. The difference between the two could not be more stark."

Did someone actually write that?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 15, 2024 01:55 PM (yyfQG)

134

Biden: "If you don't vote for me, you ain't black!"

Willis: "If you don't think I can ride Wade, you ain't black!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2024 01:55 PM (x0n13)

135 Fuck it. You're going after the Orangeman. The press is gonna back whatever play you call. Compare yourself to MLK. Compare yourself to Mother Theresa. Or even Christ. You can say whatever you want, baby.

Posted by: The Voice in Her Head at January 15, 2024 01:55 PM (0FoWg)

136 The difference between the two could not be more stark.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at January 15, 2024 01:49 PM (B1FKF)

That's true. One of them would expose Rick Wilson's penchant for watching black prostitutes he picks up at a bar to F his wife, the other is a braindead nursing home patient.

I can understand why Rick would see the threat.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2024 01:55 PM (JePBw)

137 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw9oX-kZ_9k

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 15, 2024 01:56 PM (eYF7X)

138
The "Episcopalian" part neabs, I believe, that they've added Bishops to their armory.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

_________

Sort of to religion as a Kentucky Colonel is to military strategy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 15, 2024 01:56 PM (MoZTd)

139
I read Episcopalian as Piscopo is an alien.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2024 01:56 PM (x0n13)

140 I've heard the rake was a million taxpayer bucks.
Posted by: torabora at January 15, 2024 01:50 PM (OUiUM)
...

It's pretty astounding that two lawyers couldn't figure out to not spend the haul until they were in the clear.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 15, 2024 01:56 PM (z/ifB)

141 Hopefully this will throw her case against DJT out the window, but somehow doubt the judge will do it.

Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2024 01:56 PM (rRjGT)

142
They weren't working with the Biden White House for free.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 01:52 PM


Imagine for a second that the reason Fani Willis and Jack Smith *are* working with the White House is because they are both so dirty that the beans get spilled if they don't play along and persecute Trump.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 15, 2024 01:56 PM (nIvob)

143 #FuckBoyLivesMatter

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 15, 2024 01:56 PM (ufFY8)

144 The cuckold wife is entitled to half his payoffs!
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 15, 2024 01:52 PM (2yu8s)

I ain't screwing her!

Posted by: Side Piece's Wife at January 15, 2024 01:57 PM (Angsy)

145 "Pool equipment in Texas explodes after getting frozen solid."

Oh. My. God!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 15, 2024 01:57 PM (4I/2K)

146 Did someone actually write that?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 15, 2024 01:55 PM (yyfQG)
---
See comment 97...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 15, 2024 01:57 PM (BpYfr)

147 Did someone actually write that?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 15, 2024 01:55 PM (yyfQG)

And never forget, a cob logger who is no longer around, once deleted an entire post here, because there were negative comments made about Rick Wilson.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2024 01:57 PM (JePBw)

148 Since she's been looting the DA budget, who else in her office has been dipping their beak in the public trough and private trousers?

Posted by: torabora at January 15, 2024 01:57 PM (OUiUM)

149 133 Contrast this with President Biden, someone who goes to Church regularly and wears his faith on his sleeve. He governs with grace and humility while steering the nation through some very difficult foreign policy and domestic challenges. He epitomizes the thoughtful leader who puts the nation first. The difference between the two could not be more stark."

Did someone actually write that?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 15, 2024 01:55 PM (yyfQG)

Franz Leibkind . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2024 01:57 PM (x0n13)

150
neabs ... OFFS, means

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 15, 2024 01:58 PM (xG4kz)

151 @katesrichardson

EXCLUSIVE: Contracts Show Fani Willis Offered Top RICO Expert Lower Hourly Rate Than Her Alleged Lover In Trump Case

New for
@DailyCaller
News Foundation:

Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 01:58 PM (ZLI7S)

152
Expecting consequences beyond "taking responsibility" is racist.

Posted by: Auspex at January 15, 2024 01:58 PM (j4U/Z)

153 Thus , the term, Any old swinging dick, was born.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 15, 2024 01:58 PM (q+AsY)

154 Did someone actually write that?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 15, 2024 01:55 PM (yyfQG)

Satire at the edge of believability.

I think.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 15, 2024 01:58 PM (ufFY8)

155
Rick Wilson, of the National Man-Boy Lincoln Brigade and Massage Parlor.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2024 01:58 PM (x0n13)

156 "Separation of Church and State!! Separation of Church and State!! Separation of Church and State!! Separation of Church and State!!"

Weird how democrat officials can literally preach from the pulpit, but if a republican mentions his faith, it's a slippery slope to theoKKKracy.

Posted by: red speck at January 15, 2024 01:59 PM (0Id0S)

157 Hopefully this will throw her case against DJT out the window, but somehow doubt the judge will do it.
Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2024



Nope. Clearly Trump and his supporters racism caused all this so the result will be even more charges

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at January 15, 2024 01:59 PM (eItmL)

158 She'll be like Stacey Abrams, they'll need a tank bar to pry her out of her office.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 15, 2024 01:59 PM (eYF7X)

159
And never forget, a cob logger who is no longer around, once deleted an entire post here, because there were negative comments made about Rick Wilson.
Posted by: BurtTC


"friend of the blog" Rick Wilson

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 15, 2024 01:59 PM (xG4kz)

160 neabs ... OFFS, means
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 15, 2024 01:58 PM (xG4kz)

I make enough typos that I read the initial post without skipping a beat.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 15, 2024 01:59 PM (z/ifB)

161 >>>It staggers me that an idiot could write that bilge with a straight face.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

>You made that up! I might be a moron, but I'm no fool.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 15, 2024 01:59 PM (J3ryZ)

162 151 @katesrichardson

EXCLUSIVE: Contracts Show Fani Willis Offered Top RICO Expert Lower Hourly Rate Than Her Alleged Lover In Trump Case

New for
@DailyCaller
News Foundation:
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 01:58 PM (ZLI7S)

Same rate as the Jade East Motel on Queens Blvd. And as in town . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2024 01:59 PM (x0n13)

163 @151 kinda makes you think the "top RICO experts" didn't want to be Willis ' boy toy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 15, 2024 02:00 PM (9vcxV)

164 Omg.

If that was the real Rick Wilson...wow.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 15, 2024 02:00 PM (ufFY8)

165 The most shocking thing about this whole sordid douchebaggery isn't that two corrupt, incompetent diversity hires conspired to line their own pockets and crotches. That's expected.

What is most shocking is how blatant and obvious it all was. They did little or nothing to hide the obviously corrupt, pay-to-play affair. Wade's billing records openly reflect collusion with the Biden admin and gross overbilling and fraud.

These are two of the stupidest people to walk the Earth. Or they were so insulated and protected they just didn't care.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 15, 2024 02:00 PM (iFTx/)

166 97. Contrast this with President Biden, someone who goes to Church regularly and wears his faith on his sleeve. He governs with grace and humility while steering the nation through some very difficult foreign policy and domestic challenges. He epitomizes the thoughtful leader who puts the nation first. The difference between the two could not be more stark.
Posted by: gnats local 678

What else would a BA, or even many members, of the Philly Carpenters' Union say?

Posted by: L - They don't have to outrun the bear. They only have to outrun us - for now at January 15, 2024 02:00 PM (GshMh)

167 today's headlines are giving Babylon Bee staff the run for their money

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2024 02:00 PM (V13WU)

168 Whachoo talkin' 'bout, Fanny?

Posted by: Willis from Different Strokes at January 15, 2024 02:00 PM (NBVIP)

169 And never forget, a cob logger who is no longer around, once deleted an entire post here, because there were negative comments made about Rick Wilson.
Posted by: BurtTC

...

Oh this place will turn on you.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 15, 2024 02:00 PM (z/ifB)

170 159
And never forget, a cob logger who is no longer around, once deleted an entire post here, because there were negative comments made about Rick Wilson.
Posted by: BurtTC

"friend of the blog" Rick Wilson
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 15, 2024 01:59 PM (xG4kz)

Mabel Galore?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2024 02:00 PM (x0n13)

171 >> @151 kinda makes you think the "top RICO experts" didn't want to be Willis ' boy toy


Let's just say that they weren't impressed with the Tuna Casserole.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2024 02:01 PM (RVloE)

172 Me . . and . . . Mizzes Willis
We got a thing, going on

Posted by: Nathan Wade at January 15, 2024 02:02 PM (4I/2K)

173 Wade's billing records openly reflect collusion with the Biden admin and gross overbilling and fraud.

These are two of the stupidest people to walk the Earth. Or they were so insulated and protected they just didn't care.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 15, 2024 02:00 PM (iFTx/)

I am hoping that there is some flunky at his office that he treated like crap who was the actual one to set up and label his accounts, and that it was all intentional.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 15, 2024 02:02 PM (z/ifB)

174 The cuckold wife is entitled to half his payoffs!
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 15, 2024 01:52 PM (2yu8s)

You know, I'm not hearing a chorus of the intersectional crowd rising up to defend this woman.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2024 02:02 PM (JePBw)

175 These are two of the stupidest people to walk the Earth.

Sadly reinforcing a stereotype.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 15, 2024 02:02 PM (ufFY8)

176 >>Imagine for a second that the reason Fani Willis and Jack Smith *are* working with the White House is because they are both so dirty that the beans get spilled if they don't play along and persecute Trump.

Well Smith definitely is. Rick Grinnell has been posting about his corrupt actions while working at The Hague.

And let's not forget Letitia James. She's also been coordinating with the Biden White House. The common thread in all of them appears to be Soros.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 02:02 PM (ZLI7S)

177 Yep, all those black people in the pews, saying, ahem, that's right baby, to everything Fanni is saying are going to turn around and vote for the GOP candidate for President.

Guaranteed.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 15, 2024 02:02 PM (XV/Pl)

178 FuckBoyLivesMatter?

Nope. BLACKFuckBoyLivesMatter

Posted by: Jukin at January 15, 2024 02:02 PM (17s+e)

179 Innuendo is an Italian suppository. Onomatopoeia is an Italian urinary disorder.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


*******

Euripides: what an Italian tailor says when you bring your pants in for repairs.

Posted by: Muldooon at January 15, 2024 02:03 PM (991eG)

180 >>Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 02:02 PM (ZLI7S)


Once you get past the actual documents filed, Alvin Bragg is coming out of this looking to be the smartest of ALL the Prosecutors.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2024 02:04 PM (RVloE)

181 Speaking of that worthless transvestite Rick Wilson, Nikki Haley has received the coveted Cap'n Bill Kristol endorsement yesterday.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 15, 2024 02:04 PM (eYF7X)

182 Fani needs to publicly seek out counseling from Pastor Gino Jennings.

That's right!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 15, 2024 02:04 PM (4I/2K)

183 I'm Jewish. I've been to Spain. I'm pretty much the new Maimonides.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2024 02:04 PM (0FoWg)

184 Innuendo is an Italian suppository. Onomatopoeia is an Italian urinary disorder.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

*******

Euripides: what an Italian tailor says when you bring your pants in for repairs.
Posted by: Muldooon at January 15, 2024 02:03 PM (991eG)

My sides! Ow!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 15, 2024 02:05 PM (4I/2K)

185
Euripides: what an Italian tailor says when you bring your pants in for repairs.
Posted by: Muldooon at January 15, 2024 02:03 PM (991eG)

and client asks : Eumenides?

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2024 02:05 PM (V13WU)

186 the coveted Cap'n Bill Kristol endorsement yesterday.

Is that dipshit still around?

I thought he was too busy watching his wife get plowed.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 15, 2024 02:05 PM (ufFY8)

187 181 Speaking of that worthless transvestite Rick Wilson, Nikki Haley has received the coveted Cap'n Bill Kristol endorsement yesterday.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 15, 2024 02:04 PM (eYF7X)

I am waiting on the child molesters a the Lincoln log project.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 15, 2024 02:05 PM (lwOKI)

188 "You cannot expect Black women to be perfect and save the world," Willis said. "We need to be allowed to stumble. We need grace."
---
But not whites, especially Trump?

No, they need extraordinary manipulations and insane interpretations of the law because everyone knows they are guilty.

BTW, insty linked to a Reason article on the multiple ways the NY prosecution of Trump is unconstitutional.
Best part?
It's a wide open opportunity for Thomas to finally overturn the Slaughterhouse case, restoring economic freedom as a "privilege and immunity" under the 14th.
He's been itching overturn that for decades.
That would be a bigger blow to the left than ending Roe. Huge.
The left better pray to their gods of Molach it doesn't get to SCOTUS.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 15, 2024 02:05 PM (PFILT)

189 Sefton and Muldoon are cracking me up.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 15, 2024 02:06 PM (z/ifB)

190 On a happier, and less-controversial note, today is National Bagel Day.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 15, 2024 02:06 PM (a3Q+t)

191
And let's not forget Letitia James. She's also been coordinating with the Biden White House. The common thread in all of them appears to be Soros.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 02:02 PM


Which member of the Soros Syndicate has made a hundred trips to the White House since 2020? The name escapes me.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 15, 2024 02:06 PM (nIvob)

192 Euripides: what an Italian tailor says when you bring your pants in for repairs.
Posted by: Muldooon at January 15, 2024 02:03 PM (991eG)

?

Posted by: Sophocles at January 15, 2024 02:06 PM (Angsy)

193 It's not what she did. Politicians on both sides of the aisle do the same thing every day.

It's not that she got caught doing it. Does any of this really surprise anyone?

No, the true offense is she is NOT important enough to get away with it! If Hillary or Barack or some Senator who can raise bales of cash for the National Committees did something like this, would anyone even notice?

Sorry Ms. Willis, you're too replaceable, Next Diversity Hire please.

Posted by: JB1000 at January 15, 2024 02:06 PM (NBM7T)

194
What will be the legal justification these people will bring out for cancelling the election and other-ing Trump?

How will it evade Supreme Court review?

Posted by: Auspex at January 15, 2024 02:06 PM (j4U/Z)

195 Black churches are the best churches.

Posted by: Nikki Haley knows the parties switched sides at January 15, 2024 02:07 PM (O01nq)

196 190 On a happier, and less-controversial note, today is National Bagel Day.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 15, 2024 02:06 PM (a3Q+t)
_____

Cue pro-Hamas rioting over this obvious Zionist plot to name days favoring Da Jooz.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 15, 2024 02:07 PM (iFTx/)

197 Forgiveness comes AFTER repentance and atonement.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 15, 2024 02:07 PM (DpEcY)

198 Oh, Fani
Well, you came and you gave without taking
But I sent you away
Oh, Fani
Well, you kissed me and stopped me from shaking
And I need you today
Oh, Fani

Posted by: Nate Nasty Wade at January 15, 2024 02:07 PM (NtVYv)

199 "You cannot expect Black women to be perfect and save the world," Willis said

...

Do we parse this to mean that if black women are to save the world, they will have to also be imperfect, or that black women cannot be perfect and also they cannot save the world?

Posted by: TexasDan at January 15, 2024 02:07 PM (z/ifB)

200 Which member of the Soros Syndicate has made a hundred trips to the White House since 2020? The name escapes me.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 15, 2024 02:06 PM (nIvob)

All of them?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 15, 2024 02:07 PM (Angsy)

201 Also

It's being reported that half or more of Nikki voters will vote for Biden when Trump is the nominee.

Posted by: Nikki Haley knows the parties switched sides at January 15, 2024 02:07 PM (O01nq)

202 >>"You cannot expect Black women to be perfect and save the world," Willis said. "We need to be allowed to stumble. We need grace."


Also, a massive reduction in Fitness/Qualification Metrics.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2024 02:08 PM (RVloE)

203 >>Which member of the Soros Syndicate has made a hundred trips to the White House since 2020? The name escapes me.

Well his son is there all the time and he's now the money man.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 02:08 PM (ZLI7S)

204 You cannot expect Black women to be perfect and save the world," Willis said

-

Heck, I'm willing to settle for 70% of the middle of the bell curve for white men.

Posted by: Nikki Haley knows the parties switched sides at January 15, 2024 02:09 PM (O01nq)

205 I think the confluence of National Bagel Day and MLK day is one of the signs of the apocalypse.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 15, 2024 02:09 PM (z/ifB)

206 173 Wade's billing records openly reflect collusion with the Biden admin and gross overbilling and fraud.

These are two of the stupidest people to walk the Earth. Or they were so insulated and protected they just didn't care.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 15, 2024 02:00 PM (iFTx/)

I am hoping that there is some flunky at his office that he treated like crap who was the actual one to set up and label his accounts, and that it was all intentional.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 15, 2024 02:02 PM (z/ifB)
_____

I do expect there will be more shit coming. Scumbags like Wade and cunts like Willis rarely just do one slimy thing. There's usually a trail of slime. If these were Republicans, there would already be a chorus of accusations that Wade was a sexual harasser and abuser, etc.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 15, 2024 02:10 PM (iFTx/)

207 Willis herself is targeted as much for her race as her position. It is 100% reasonable to assume racism is behind this attack.
______

Just in case you might have any discomfort about the corruption of the DA, you don't have to worry. Whatever the merits, since the intent to uncover the corruption has a racist intent, you can re-direct your attention to the accuser, who obviously committed a way, way worse crime than whatever the poor black DA could have ever done.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 15, 2024 02:10 PM (fs1hN)

208 /darn sock

Posted by: Muldoon at January 15, 2024 02:10 PM (991eG)

209 Bialy >> Bagel

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 15, 2024 02:10 PM (eYF7X)

210 Willis herself is targeted as much for her race as her position. It is 100% reasonable to assume racism is behind this attack.
______

Hopefully someone has posted

WHATCHU TALKIN BOUT WILLIS?!!

Posted by: Nikki Haley knows the parties switched sides at January 15, 2024 02:11 PM (O01nq)

211 "You cannot expect Black women to be perfect and save the world," Willis said.

-----

How can this be? My worldview is shattered. I have it on good authority the black women *are* perfect and will save the world. The received wisdom is that it goes farm animals, then forest animals, then people, then G-d, then black women.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2024 02:11 PM (0FoWg)

212
No Secret Service protection for RFK Jr and his house has been broken into twice now. Biden has to be among the Top Ten most vile people on the planet right now.

I miss Old Testament smiting.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 15, 2024 02:12 PM (nIvob)

213 And you know, Georgia has seen this before: the good reverend Senator Warlock was accused by his wife of domestic violence.

So... if we're calculating the hierarchy of intersectionality, Democrat politician trumps being a wronged black female.

Sorry ladies, them's the stats.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2024 02:12 PM (LQ0w6)

214 There's usually a trail of slime.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 15, 2024 02:10 PM


Why do you say that like it's ze bad thing?

Posted by: French Gastropods at January 15, 2024 02:13 PM (a3Q+t)

215 Someone called the FD in DC? Gosh, the White House is on fire!!



How 'bout that!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 15, 2024 02:14 PM (Angsy)

216 Trump should put a bad juju pox on all his persecutors ...I hope the end game here is the case against Trump gets thrown out.. as for the rape allegations in NY it is a known fact Trump has never had a drink in his life. A guy would have to be drunk off his ass to shtup that dame...

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 15, 2024 02:14 PM (9L4BR)

217 I've always wondered what Martin Luther King Junior's favorite flavor of bagel was.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 15, 2024 02:14 PM (J3ryZ)

218
/darn sock

Lucky you with the short 'to do' list.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 15, 2024 02:15 PM (nIvob)

219 I fully expect a team of hidden figurers to fly the space shuttle and destroy an oncoming asteroid.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2024 02:15 PM (63Dwl)

220 Fanny Willis should be working at a Popeye's Drive Thru not pretending to practice law.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 15, 2024 02:15 PM (R/m4+)

221 I think the confluence of National Bagel Day and MLK day is one of the signs of the apocalypse.
Posted by: TexasDan

*********

I should have suspected something was up when the guy at the bakery put seven seals on my box of bagels.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 15, 2024 02:15 PM (991eG)

222 215 Someone called the FD in DC? Gosh, the White House is on fire!!

et the
MFer burn
How 'bout that!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 15, 2024 02:14 PM (Angsy)

The roof The roof The roof is on fire
The roof is on fire Let the MFr burn!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 15, 2024 02:16 PM (9L4BR)

223 It's a wide open opportunity for Thomas to finally overturn the Slaughterhouse case, restoring economic freedom as a "privilege and immunity" under the 14th.
-----
Schlachthof Fünf!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 15, 2024 02:16 PM (2yu8s)

224 She fucked up by greasing the wheels of justice for a dude. If she gave her girlfriend the plum gig, she'd be fine. Nobody would have said boo. Love is love.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2024 02:17 PM (0FoWg)

225 It's being reported that half or more of Nikki voters will vote for Biden when Trump is the nominee.
Posted by: Nikki Haley knows the parties switched sides at January 15, 2024 02:07 PM (O01nq)

Of course Vivek is now claiming the money men are banking on a Raytheon Nikki v. Alzheimer Joe in November.

Maybe he knows things the rest of us don't, but that seems at least... possible. Maybe not plausible, but definitely possible.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2024 02:18 PM (o9EGS)

226 "ERCOT calls on Texas residents to conserve electricity use on Tuesday morning"

Fuck you, I'm freezing. Build more power plants instead of stupid fucking windmills.

Posted by: Charles Nelson Reilly at January 15, 2024 02:19 PM (h8c/W)

227 Willis said Wade has “impeccable” credentials.
---
Rock hard, you could say.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 15, 2024 02:20 PM (PFILT)

228
Vivek also seems to think that Trump gets bumped off and Niki skates in.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 15, 2024 02:20 PM (nIvob)

229 re 217: menthol?

i'm bad

Posted by: gnats local 678 at January 15, 2024 02:20 PM (B1FKF)

230 I should have suspected something was up when the guy at the bakery put seven seals on my box of bagels.
----
arf! arf! arf!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 15, 2024 02:20 PM (2yu8s)

231 I would have a dream if i could get some sleep with all this dick layin' around.

Posted by: Fani Willis at January 15, 2024 02:20 PM (9UlRk)

232 You can never go wrong with onions.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 15, 2024 02:20 PM (J3ryZ)

233 But remember...Trump said p*ssy

Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2024 02:21 PM (ibTVg)

234 Cream cheese >> Butter on bagels

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 15, 2024 02:22 PM (eYF7X)

235 Vivek also seems to think that Trump gets bumped off and Niki skates in

-

(looks at my posts from two or three months ago, buffs nails)

Posted by: Nikki Haley knows the parties switched sides at January 15, 2024 02:23 PM (O01nq)

236 The Sexcations are cover for the fact that her fucktoy is not qualified to do the job.

Anyway, her next big speech is that her demographic needs room to riot.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 15, 2024 02:24 PM (cOq4q)

237 "Tell the enemy exactly what you plan to do"...stuff Trump never said. Volume 1, page 1.

Posted by: DOYLE at January 15, 2024 02:25 PM (Z8Yh2)

238 Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️ @realchrisrufo 32m
The Right needs to champion colorblind equality and reform existing civil rights law to make it a reality. The agenda: overturn Griggs v. Duke Power Co.; rescind LBJ's executive order on affirmative action; abolish the disparate impact provisions from the 1991 Civil Rights Act; restructure the enforcement bureaucracy to ban DEI-style discrimination. These are all majority position—even in California, voters reject racial preferences. Time to get it done.
======
Elon Musk @elonmusk 3h
Discrimination on the basis of anything other than merit is wrong

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 15, 2024 02:25 PM (2yu8s)

239 You can never go wrong with onions.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 15, 2024 02:20 PM (J3ryZ)

*Looks at chocolate chip cookie recipe*

Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2024 02:25 PM (o9EGS)

240 Word in Black, September '23

May it Please the Court: Sister Prosecutors Walk with Lady Justice.

An interesting fact: "Native New Yorker James — like Harris and Willis — is a graduate of Howard University." All were also in the same Sorority.

Posted by: L - They don't have to outrun the bear. They only have to outrun us - for now at January 15, 2024 02:25 PM (GshMh)

241 You can never go wrong with onions.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 15, 2024 02:20 PM (J3ryZ)

True. Fashion accessory and aromatic vegetable used to flavor cooking.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 15, 2024 02:25 PM (4I/2K)

242 What I don't get is....

If half the county voted for trump, why didn't he fire EVERYONE in the previous administration, down to the janitors and the cooks. Clean house. Order McDonald's and Melania can bring in her own housekeeping staff from Mar a Lago. Fire absolutely everyone. Get rid of all the former appointees. Burn this bitch to the ground and then hire the people YOU HAVE ALREADY VETTED to step in. I don't understand. Make it a corporate takeover where you start over. Then delegate to the people you already trust. And let them do their jobs. Certainly there's enough people for that.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 15, 2024 02:25 PM (9kaNj)

243 236 The Sexcations are cover for the fact that her fucktoy is not qualified to do the job.

Anyway, her next big speech is that her demographic needs room to riot.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 15, 2024 02:24 PM (cOq4q)
___________

What demo is that? Cum dumpster skanks who pay married men to fuck them?

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 15, 2024 02:25 PM (iFTx/)

244 Of course Vivek is now claiming the money men are banking on a Raytheon Nikki v. Alzheimer Joe in November.

Maybe he knows things the rest of us don't, but that seems at least... possible. Maybe not plausible, but definitely possible.


We'll see what the game is tonight if Darling Nikki pulls out a win in Iowa.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 15, 2024 02:26 PM (dZVON)

245 Vivek also seems to think that Trump gets bumped off and Niki skates in

I can see that... Except the part where Nikki skates in... No one likes her... Except Dems... And that's only as the Repub. nominee... Not to vote for

Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2024 02:26 PM (n2vyf)

246 Out here in flyover country, all we ever hear about is Philadelphia cream cheese. Don't they make cream cheese in other parts of the country?

I'd like to try those too, because Fuck Philadelphia! Don't get me wrong, I love Pennsylvania, but Philadelphia is overrated.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 15, 2024 02:27 PM (J3ryZ)

247 "Tell the enemy exactly what you plan to do"...stuff Trump never said. Volume 1, page 1.

Posted by: DOYLE at January 15, 2024 02:25 PM (Z8Yh2)

Page 2: When they plan to steal an election, don't wait until after to do something about it.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2024 02:28 PM (o9EGS)

248 224 She fucked up by greasing the wheels of justice for a dude. If she gave her girlfriend the plum gig, she'd be fine. Nobody would have said boo. Love is love.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2024 02:17 PM (0FoWg)


There's still time for the dude to chop off his dick and claim he's the victim of transphobia.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 15, 2024 02:28 PM (KSNKu)

249

The NASA-backed Peregrine One moon lander is now hurtling back towards Earth after last week failing on its historic journey.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2024 02:28 PM (63Dwl)

250 240 Word in Black, September '23

May it Please the Court: Sister Prosecutors Walk with Lady Justice.

An interesting fact: "Native New Yorker James — like Harris and Willis — is a graduate of Howard University." All were also in the same Sorority.

Posted by: L - They don't have to outrun the bear. They only have to outrun us - for now at January 15, 2024 02:25 PM (GshMh)
______________

"We told you that you can't trust a Howard alum! Scumbags all of them!"

-- Spelman College

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 15, 2024 02:28 PM (iFTx/)

251 We'll see what the game is tonight if Darling Nikki pulls out a win in Iowa.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 15, 2024 02:26 PM (dZVON)

Apparently she's banking on New Hampster for her big showing. She's already written off Iowa. Which Iowans just LOOOOOOOVE to see.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2024 02:30 PM (o9EGS)

252 So what's all this talk of an upset in IA. ? Did the dems rig this too ? Or wishful thinking ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2024 02:30 PM (n2vyf)

253 "Prosticutor", Ace.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2024 02:31 PM (tkR6S)

254
Tired of slippin' and slidin' with a long, tall Sally
Peekin' and a hidin', duckin' back in the alley
Don't wanna rip it up, don't wanna dance with Annie
I've got a brand new lover, name is Short Fat Fani
One day while I was visitin' at HeartBreak Hotel
Thats where I met Fani and she sure looked swell
I told her that I loved her, I'd never leave
She put her arms around me, gave me fever

Posted by: Nathan Wade at January 15, 2024 02:31 PM (XeU6L)

255 Regarding the "border bill" that Speaker Johnson says "no way", can the Speaker refuse to bring it to the floor for a vote? Maybe our only way to kill it?

Posted by: free tibet at January 15, 2024 02:32 PM (iNp3L)

256 I can see that... Except the part where Nikki skates in... No one likes her... Except Dems... And that's only as the Repub. nominee... Not to vote for
Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2024 02:26 PM (n2vyf)

To paraphrase Jim Mora: Voters??? You're talking about voters?????

Big money is behind her. Big money isn't necessarily smart, but then "nobody" liked McCain or Romney either.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2024 02:32 PM (o9EGS)

257 From the sounds of it, if you stipulated that these two mutants never actually even fucked, everything else they did would still be illegal.

Nobody cares about your gross snatch. You're a corrupted thief implanted into the very heart of our legal system. That is the issue.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 15, 2024 02:32 PM (9UlRk)

258
Is "impeccable credentials" what the Blacks are calling their wangs these days?




I denounce myself.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 15, 2024 02:32 PM (nFnyb)

259
Out here in flyover country, all we ever hear about is Philadelphia cream cheese. Don't they make cream cheese in other parts of the country?

I'd like to try those too, because Fuck Philadelphia! Don't get me wrong, I love Pennsylvania, but Philadelphia is overrated.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 15, 2024 02:27 PM


"Philadelphia" cream cheese is a New York State product. At one time the dairy farms around Philadelphia had a reputation for excellence in product - hence the name. Now those acres of farmland grow condominiums.

Philly deserves some abuse, a lot of it. But you can safely support New York State, if you think that's an improvement over Philly.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 15, 2024 02:33 PM (nIvob)

260 So politifying in Church is legal ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2024 02:33 PM (n2vyf)

261 And for today's amuse -bouche

The Sabres are putting the Sharks to the sword 3-0 with a minute or so left in the 3rd.

Main course to come a bit later today:

Bills / Yinzers

The roads are clear...the seats, not so much

Posted by: browndog is watching sports today at January 15, 2024 02:34 PM (TTAGa)

262 why didn't he fire EVERYONE in the previous administration, down to the janitors and the cooks.

Obama got rid of his cook.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 15, 2024 02:34 PM (OKkSB)

263 psyops

as soon as he started picking cabinet members they pulled the flynn card, then they went to comey and the special prosecutor based on bupkis, then they took out his cdc on some conflict of interest matter,

Posted by: no 6 at January 15, 2024 02:34 PM (PXvVL)

264
Some Muslim Migrants Messed With The Wrong Set Of Women In Paris
http://tinyurl.com/42du2udr

this is action movie quality ass-kicking

Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2024 02:34 PM (geLO8)

265 >>>From the sounds of it, if you stipulated that these two mutants never actually even fucked, everything else they did would still be illegal.

Nobody cares about your gross snatch. You're a corrupted thief implanted into the very heart of our legal system. That is the issue.

Posted by: Warai-otoko

>Now tell us about your ex-wife.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 15, 2024 02:35 PM (J3ryZ)

266 The Paolo, he has impeccable credentials.

Posted by: Paolo at January 15, 2024 02:35 PM (XeU6L)

267 And I'll have to remind you, this had to be an open secret among those who truly are in the know in Georgia.

Meaning, Kemp 100 % knew and kept the secret.

Erick Erickson either didn't know--proving he knows diddly shit about his home state-- or he did know-- and kept the secret cause he's a GOPe toady loser.

But the GA GOP leaders absolutely knew and kept the secret because it would help Trump.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 15, 2024 02:36 PM (PFILT)

268 I should have suspected something was up when the guy at the bakery put seven seals on my box of bagels.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 15, 2024 02:15 PM


I'd be happy to perform the Dance of the Seven Veils for you. Email me!

Posted by: Hillary! 2024! at January 15, 2024 02:36 PM (a3Q+t)

269 Come for the insightful content.
Stay for Paolo jokes and limericks.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 15, 2024 02:36 PM (NBVIP)

270 Obama got rid of his cook.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 15, 2024 02:34 PM (OKkSB)

Unless I'm mistaken, the cook Obama just had killed was a holdover from Bushco.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2024 02:36 PM (o9EGS)

271 then there was the kerfuffle over the perfectly legal immigration pause from terrorist countries, how many have we had 200,000 of those,

Posted by: no 6 at January 15, 2024 02:36 PM (PXvVL)

272 Obama got rid of his cook.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 15, 2024 02:34 PM (OKkSB)

I quick read that as..."got rid of his cock"

Ya never know?

Posted by: browndog is watching sports today at January 15, 2024 02:36 PM (TTAGa)

273
"Philadelphia" cream cheese is a New York State product.
------

Preach it.

Posted by: Texas Pete hot sauce at January 15, 2024 02:36 PM (XeU6L)

274 Wow, what a dunce. Seriously--this sort of play-all-the-special-cards backpedaling is what one does when they reach the moment of realization that their ill conceived, worse implemented, dumbass political witch hunt is so hosed up it's likely to give the target some extra votes instead.

Posted by: CppThis at January 15, 2024 02:37 PM (PZvjL)

275 >>Out here in flyover country, all we ever hear about is Philadelphia cream cheese. Don't they make cream cheese in other parts of the country?


Vermont Creamery. The people are pinkos but the cows are good.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 02:37 PM (ZLI7S)

276 I once sucked grape juice of off a woman's toes.

With a vacuum cleaner. At the hospital.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STbhaqsBJB0

Posted by: Tom Perry at January 15, 2024 02:37 PM (MX0bI)

277 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 15, 2024 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

278 then the syria strikes because why not, they make up so much streisand it's incredible,

Posted by: no 6 at January 15, 2024 02:38 PM (PXvVL)

279 So politifying in Church is legal ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2024 02:33 PM (n2vyf)

When they do it, yes.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2024 02:38 PM (o9EGS)

280 Being a Democrat means never having to say you're married.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 15, 2024 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)

281 this is action movie quality ass-kicking

I'm pretty sure that's what it was - just a movie.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 15, 2024 02:38 PM (V8he0)

282
That was kinda the polar opposite of contrition.

And well record to be televised.

Not that I'm the ultimate authority here, IYKWIMAITYD, but I doubt the sincerity of her confession before God.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 15, 2024 02:38 PM (nFnyb)

283
Went to Napa Valley AKA liberal white people land.

Posted by: Potato Of The United States at January 15, 2024 02:38 PM (t6XCL)

284 This insane "case" should have never been allowed to go on after the Grand Jury Forewitch said all the crazy stuff

Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2024 02:38 PM (n2vyf)

285 He's already come out in favor of a yuge new HQ palace for the Fibbies.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 15, 2024 01:47 PM (/qczr)

All wired for sound, and plumbed for gas.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2024 02:39 PM (tkR6S)

286 If you don't like my personality, I have others.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at January 15, 2024 02:39 PM (a3Q+t)

287
With a vacuum cleaner. At the hospital.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STbhaqsBJB0
Posted by: Tom Perry at January 15, 2024 02:37 PM (MX0bI)



I remember Howard Stern playing that woman's moans a lot when that happened.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 15, 2024 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

288 If you don't like my personality, I have others.
Posted by: Nikki Haley at January 15, 2024 02:39 PM (a3Q+t)



Next thing you know you'll be telling me you never said that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 15, 2024 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

289 264
Some Muslim Migrants Messed With The Wrong Set Of Women In Paris
http://tinyurl.com/42du2udr

this is action movie quality ass-kicking
Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2024 02:34 PM (geLO
______

Would be great if it were real. But that's almost certainly fake and staged . . . like an action movie.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 15, 2024 02:39 PM (iFTx/)

290 this is action movie quality ass-kicking
Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2024 02:34 PM (geLO

Fail. Fail.

They had the guys on the ground, they should have stomped on their groins, then picked up a foot and snapped their knees.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 15, 2024 02:40 PM (Angsy)

291 Yeet!
Posted by: nurse ratched

Yoot !

Posted by: JT at January 15, 2024 02:40 PM (T4tVD)

292 "Out here in flyover country, all we ever hear about is Philadelphia cream cheese. Don't they make cream cheese in other parts of the country? "

pretty sure we make cream cheese here in Wisconsin, too.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at January 15, 2024 02:40 PM (WsTvr)

293 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 15, 2024 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

294 Some Muslim Migrants Messed With The Wrong Set Of Women In Paris
http://tinyurl.com/42du2udr

this is action movie quality ass-kicking

Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2024 02:34 PM (geLO

Nice, if not staged.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 15, 2024 02:41 PM (wtvvX)

295 Nood. Me.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at January 15, 2024 02:41 PM (a3Q+t)

296 Hoes gonna hoe! What else can you say.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at January 15, 2024 02:42 PM (b5mAA)

297 huh, that's twice today I got the less coveted "just before the nood" spot.

woohoo?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at January 15, 2024 02:42 PM (WsTvr)

298 Apparently the internet is upset that Trump wore a white hat in Iowa.

The bigger crime, I would think, is he didn't hold up a lighter during the playing of the Lee Greenwood song.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2024 02:42 PM (o9EGS)

299 Yeet!
Posted by: nurse ratched

Yoot !
Posted by: JT at January 15, 2024 02:40 PM


What about me?

Posted by: Yiit at January 15, 2024 02:42 PM (a3Q+t)

300 Euripides: what an Italian tailor says when you bring your pants in for repairs.
Posted by: Muldooon at January 15, 2024 02:03 PM (991eG)

LOL !!!

Posted by: JT at January 15, 2024 02:43 PM (T4tVD)

301 Some Muslim Migrants Messed With The Wrong Set Of Women In Paris
http://tinyurl.com/42du2udr

this is action movie quality ass-kicking
Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2024 02:34 PM (geLO
______

Would be great if it were real. But that's almost certainly fake and staged . . . like an action movie.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 15, 2024 02:39 PM (iFTx/)


Yeah, fake.

Unless, those were the Dallas Cowboys of Rapey Muslims.



Do I need to denounce myself for that? Maybe....hmmm.

I'll do it just to be safe.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 15, 2024 02:45 PM (nFnyb)

302 I remember Howard Stern playing that woman's moans a lot when that happened.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

I've never been a Howard Stern fan, but when he's right he's right.

Posted by: Tom Perry at January 15, 2024 02:59 PM (MX0bI)

303 This will go down (pun intended) in history as her "I Have A Wet Dream" speech.

Posted by: Shavedape at January 15, 2024 04:01 PM (hA9ic)

304 Whatchoo talkin bout, Willis?

Posted by: look whats not at January 15, 2024 05:14 PM (nakGR)

305 She's doing what liberals always do when they very caught, claiming Republicans are angry about something normal while ignoring thr actual crime.

So she's out there going "Republicans addres targeting me because I'm having a relationship" no they're targeting you because you're committing fraud and money laundering.

But they put the taking point out, so the media and Dems will run with saying it's about the relationship, in hopes that their idiot voters believe that's the only issue.

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