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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Monday Overnight Open Thread (1/15/24) Caucus This EditionQuote I “Thank the good Lord, we need all the 80-year-olds to get out of there. I will tell you that includes Trump and Biden. We got to get past all of these senior citizens that are sitting there staying for decades and years and all of that.” Former SC Gov.Nimarata Nikki Randhawa Haley And we are tired of career politicians who blow smoke up our anal orifices. Quote II 'You did not tell me as a woman of color, it would not matter what I did. My motive, my talent, my ability and my character would be constantly attacked.' Fulton County GA DA Fani Willis Perhaps she and the NYC DA and NY State AG are prosecuting Trump because he is white. Quote III “The guy is knocking the ball out of the park,” Gary Leffler, a Trump supporter and caucus captain volunteer We need a judge like this guy here in our country. Nutella? Oh FFS. One of the most exciting decisions for new parents is what to name their newborn. Some moms and dads go with traditional names while others use something a little more unique. Sometimes the less popular names can be quite beautiful, but there are many cases where they just wind up being bizarre and occasionally really bad. Here in America, no matter the name, it is pretty much allowed, but that isn't the case everywhere. In France, names need to be approved by a court, and the name one pair of parents picked was deemed so unacceptable that a judge promptly changed it and banned anyone from ever trying to use it again. The pair picked the name Nutella for their little girl, but the French court rejected it. According to French paper La Voix du Nord, the judge explained the decision stating, "The name 'Nutella' given to the child is the trade name of a spread" and that it is "contrary to the child's interest [because] to be wearing a name like that can only lead to teasing or disparaging thoughts." He then changed her name to Ella. Give me more money, pretty please. Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky will share a special stage with World Economic Forum (WEF) executive chairman and founder Klaus Schwab on Tuesday to make a guest appearance at the annual gathering of the globalist elites. Their discussion in the front of the invitation-only audience is titled “Achieving Security and Cooperation in a Fragmented World.” New Jan 6 Footage Shows Capitol Cop Perjured Himself, Lying About Whereabouts & Altercations with Oath Keepers. Video evidence has emerged implicating Capitol Police Special Agent David Lazarus of having committed perjury in the prosecution of four members of the Oath Keepers organization for actions during the January 6, 2021, U.S. Capitol riot. The video, released by The Blaze, shows time-stamped security camera footage that directly contradicts sworn testimony by Lazarus as to where he was during a critical 20-minute period during the riot. The security camera footage appears to indicate that Lazarus would have been unable to witness the events he claims he saw involving interactions between the four members of the Oath Keepers and Capitol Police Officer Harry Dunn. Lazarus and Dunn were both critical witnesses for federal prosecutors in the Oath Keeper case – and hailed as heroes by President Joe Biden and former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi.Like anything will happen to the Deep State's pawn. Employees,you trade time for money. You are not an executive. If you don't like your employer's view on Israel, leave and go get the coding job or gay porn director. Biden Administration Antisemites Plan Massive Walkout Hundreds of Biden Administration employees are planning a walkout on Tuesday. According to organizers from a group called "Feds United for Peace," government workers across 22 departments intend to walk out of their jobs to protest the Biden administration's stance on the Israel-Hamas war.Gutless pampered bureaucrats. On this day: January 15, 1994 - Harry Nilsson Born on this day: January 15, 1941 - Captain Beefheart To be be arrested from your actions on Spirit Airlines makes you a Genius Award Winner. The FBI is investigating a Spirit Airlines passenger who allegedly asked flight attendants to join the “mile high club” earlier this week, the Department of Justice announced Friday. James Warren Finnister, 47, is facing criminal charges for interfering with flight crew members, sexually harassing and assaulting flight attendants, and engaging in other disruptive behavior while onboard Flight 693 from Louisville, Kentucky, to Orlando International Airport. Court records state the Detroit native first asked the lead flight attendant if she wanted to join the “mile-high club,” before pulling a second crew member into his seat and asking her the same question. Dead’ Man Jolted Back to Life by the Intolerable Bumps of India’s Potholes They breed anger and derision; they cause annoyance, discomfort, and even expensive repairs, but India’s famous potholes actually saved a life on Friday. The ‘late’ Darshan Singh Brar was being transported to the Indian version of a wake after his untimely death from a chest infection at the age of 80. The ONT has been brought to you by Children's Observations. ![]() Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire & AceCorp, LLC. The staff is wondering if the former Gov of South Carolina will make us sammiches. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
I’ll go nood
Posted by: Turn 2 at January 15, 2024 09:58 PM (JfxgE) 2
Meow
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at January 15, 2024 09:58 PM (w3u3d) 3
Woohoo!
Posted by: GWB at January 15, 2024 09:58 PM (32nmx) 4
Nice pic. Could lose a body in there....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 15, 2024 09:58 PM (Angsy) 5
Yay, National Strawberry Ice Cream Day ONT!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 15, 2024 09:58 PM (dZVON) 6
Dang. Almost. Off to content
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at January 15, 2024 09:59 PM (w3u3d) 7
Wooooooo! Top 10. To be the man you got to beat the man!
Posted by: Admiral spinebender at January 15, 2024 09:59 PM (duT0u) Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 15, 2024 10:00 PM (RIvkX) 9
Hi Ent.
Posted by: Admiral spinebender at January 15, 2024 10:00 PM (duT0u) 10
Too slow
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 15, 2024 10:00 PM (uywL/) 11
>>>I’ll go nood
Posted by: Turn 2 at January 15, 2024 09:58 PM (JfxgE) ====== Crap. Poorly worded. Don't tell my wife. Posted by: Turn 2 at January 15, 2024 10:00 PM (JfxgE) 12
howdy all, I coulda been first but I read the thread and I'm freezing.
Posted by: Farmer at January 15, 2024 10:00 PM (55Qr6) Posted by: runner at January 15, 2024 10:00 PM (V13WU) 14
4 Nice pic. Could lose a body in there....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 15, 2024 09:58 PM (Angsy) A feast for the crayfish and ravens. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 15, 2024 10:00 PM (aA3+G) 15
Curses!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 15, 2024 10:01 PM (hOUT3) 16
Their discussion in the front of the invitation-only audience is titled “Achieving Security and Cooperation in a Fragmented World.”
==== Sounds better in the original German. Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 15, 2024 10:01 PM (RIvkX) 17
Why didn't the judge who stopped a couple from naming their kid "Nutella" also stop them from procreating ever again? Is there no justice in this world?
Posted by: GWB at January 15, 2024 10:01 PM (32nmx) 18
Ok, we're walking out tomorrow to protest the genocide in Gaza. Tomorrow, we're walking out unless we send more money to Ukraine.
Posted by: Feds United for A Piece at January 15, 2024 10:02 PM (Angsy) 19
Hey Fani. What's the content of your character? I don't give a shit about the color of your skin. You're just shameless.
Posted by: Admiral spinebender at January 15, 2024 10:02 PM (duT0u) 20
Their discussion in the front of the invitation-only audience is titled “Achieving Security and Cooperation in a Fragmented World.”
Let me guess: by de-fragmenting it? IOW, globalism? Posted by: GWB at January 15, 2024 10:03 PM (32nmx) 21
Good evening everyone.
FWP - my hot tub's circulation pump is trying mightily to spin a bearing. Oh well. Posted by: Tonypete at January 15, 2024 10:03 PM (mp9e7) 22
17 Why didn't the judge who stopped a couple from naming their kid "Nutella" also stop them from procreating ever again? Is there no justice in this world?
Posted by: GWB at January 15, 2024 10:01 PM (32nmx) On the bright side they weren't goat f*ckers or we would have had Mohamed The Martyr. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 15, 2024 10:03 PM (aA3+G) Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 15, 2024 10:03 PM (RIvkX) Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 15, 2024 10:03 PM (BpYfr) 25
At the peak of summertime I'm rather reddish... Character is the same though. A drunkard Irishman. The change in my color means nothing other than I got sunburned like a good Irishman wood.
Posted by: Admiral spinebender at January 15, 2024 10:04 PM (duT0u) 26
"Hundreds of Biden Administration employees are planning a walkout on Tuesday."
Just keep on walking. And each of you recruit ten of your closest co-drones to join you. I can think of few other ways of expediting The Draining of the Swamp. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 15, 2024 10:04 PM (aXxgO) 27
23 Gutless pampered bureaucrats.
=== Biden admires their "passion!" Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 15, 2024 10:03 PM (RIvkX) and lack of incontinence. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 15, 2024 10:04 PM (aA3+G) 28
NFL needs a 'no jewelry' rule
Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2024 10:05 PM (geLO8) 29
"The name 'Nutella' given to the child is the trade name of a spread" and that it is "contrary to the child's interest [because] to be wearing a name like that can only lead to teasing or disparaging thoughts." He then changed her name to Ella.
*** Agreed. Speaking of 'teasing or disparaging thoughts', let's now consider 'Daquan'. Posted by: Tonypete at January 15, 2024 10:05 PM (mp9e7) 30
The ONT Musical Interlude & Thermal Underwear Emporium
Finally, Captain Beefheart getting the recognition he deserves. I've posted it before but you'll understand him within 10 seconds of listening to his classic "Frownland". Hell, it's well under 2 minutes in total...can you make it all the way through? http://tinyurl.com/uy9uyzem Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 15, 2024 10:05 PM (ycI94) 31
Wooooooo! Top 10. To be the man you got to beat the man!
Posted by: Admiral spinebender at January 15, 2024 09:59 PM (duT0u) Flair, or Hogan? (salutes) Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 15, 2024 10:05 PM (Angsy) 32
It's the burden we bare. Not really built for the Sun. But I love the Sun.
Posted by: Admiral spinebender at January 15, 2024 10:05 PM (duT0u) 33
Do we have to wear pants to a caucus, I don't know all the rules?
Posted by: Methos at January 15, 2024 10:05 PM (Dnobf) 34
That's a good family dynamic.
Posted by: LASue at January 15, 2024 10:06 PM (YDB6U) 35
24 Mom...The ultimate supervillain.
I learned that by watching Futurama... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 15, 2024 10:03 PM (BpYfr) Thats Evil Mom-Lady! Posted by: Stupendous Man at January 15, 2024 10:06 PM (+I6Y/) 36
Do we have to wear pants to a caucus, I don't know all the rules?
Posted by: Methos at January 15, 2024 10:05 PM (Dnobf) --- I don't think it's quite as formal as the Sunday Morning Book Thread. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 15, 2024 10:06 PM (BpYfr) 37
"Biden Administration Antisemites Plan Massive Walkout"
If they don't show up they've quit, cancel all their clearances and send them their last pay check. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 15, 2024 10:07 PM (8Usj3) 38
Sure seems to me like Fani is actually blaming us for not noticing her skin color and thus giving her an automatic pass for her own personal moral failure!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 15, 2024 10:08 PM (hOUT3) 39
Thanks for the Junior Wells music, MisHum. I got to meet him when he and Buddy Guy played the King Eddy Hotel in Calgary, round about that time. A real fine gentleman, he was.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2024 10:08 PM (tkR6S) 40
Do we have to wear pants to a caucus, I don't know all the rules?
Posted by: Methos No. Especially when 'caucus' is two words. Posted by: Tonypete at January 15, 2024 10:08 PM (mp9e7) 41
The cop's name in the Jan 6 op was HARRY DUNN?!?!? Where was Lloyd Christmas? Was Haywood Jablowme nearby?
Its not only an op, it's such a poorly done op. This is the best the Hollywood party could come up with? Posted by: Wally at January 15, 2024 10:08 PM (+YW56) 42
"invitation-only audience" and "Cooperation"
Hmm. I don't think they really mean that last word. Excluding almost the entire planet's population really isn't a strong indicator of cooperation. I rather think the word they're looking for is "exclusion". Maybe it's just me. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 15, 2024 10:08 PM (aXxgO) 43
>>>Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 15, 2024 10:05 PM (ycI94)
===== Where are caucusing at tonight? My home town is named after the center of the state. Posted by: Turn 2 at January 15, 2024 10:08 PM (JfxgE) 44
29 "The name 'Nutella' given to the child is the trade name of a spread" and that it is "contrary to the child's interest [because] to be wearing a name like that can only lead to teasing or disparaging thoughts." He then changed her name to Ella.
*** Agreed. Speaking of 'teasing or disparaging thoughts', let's now consider 'Daquan'. Posted by: Tonypete at January 15, 2024 10:05 PM (mp9e7) Giving a child a stupid, shitty name is one of the worst things a parent can do to them. Stick to names from the Bible, preferable the Old Testament. Posted by: BillyD at January 15, 2024 10:08 PM (F6Xpw) 45
Giving a child a stupid, shitty name is one of the worst things a parent can do to them. Stick to names from the Bible, preferable the Old Testament.
Posted by: BillyD I must admit, I am partial to 'Obed'. Just saying. Posted by: Tonypete at January 15, 2024 10:09 PM (mp9e7) 46
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 15, 2024 10:01
Corsicana is on my bucket list. Things have interfered the last 2 yrs, I hope they don't ths coming yr, if Ben Had would have me, LOL. Posted by: Farmer at January 15, 2024 10:09 PM (55Qr6) 47
Flair, or Hogan?
(salutes) Posted by: OrangeEnt Totally Ric Flair. He was on the pregame of the Tampa bay Philadelphia game apparently he's a Tampa bay fan. Either one is going to get mauled by the kneecap biting Lions next Sunday. He didn't look very good. But he's still Ric Flair. Woooooooooooo!!!!! Posted by: Admiral spinebender at January 15, 2024 10:09 PM (duT0u) 48
I don't think it's quite as formal as the Sunday Morning Book Thread.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel It's community-based, so if they're good with it, anything goes. Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 15, 2024 10:10 PM (ycI94) 49
Tonight's low is -1°.
Doggy Daisy's been good, while it's so very cold, about just going out, t.c.b., and coming back in but she's pretty cabin feverish, not getting a good run every day. I sympathize! There's a 40° high in the forecast. Yay. Hello, ONT'ers. Hope you're warm enough. Posted by: mindful webworker - caucus? gotta at least buy us dinner first.... at January 15, 2024 10:10 PM (BmwFL) 50
This is Zappaesque..
A Little More Noise: Danny Carey, Neil Peart, Stewart Copeland and friends jam out. Copeland looks at the two guys on the kit and says f**k it, i'll play guitar. http://tinyurl.com/ykusdqtv Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 15, 2024 10:11 PM (XV/Pl) 51
Thanks for the girthy ONT, Mis Hum!
Lovely photo up top. First impression: still waters run deep. I wonder if India's potholes are worse than California's? Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 15, 2024 10:11 PM (a8Rgt) 52
re: Nilsson.
I actually like the Badfinger version of 'Without You', but Nilsson's version is so much better. I can see why both John and Paul really liked the guy. Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 15, 2024 10:11 PM (3Hm/H) 53
33 Do we have to wear pants to a caucus, I don't know all the rules?
Posted by: Methos at January 15, 2024 10:05 PM (Dnobf) Given today's weather in Iowa, it would be a good idea, unless you want to freeze your dongle off. Currently in Des Moines -4, with -24 windchill. Heading down to -12 overnight. Unpleasant, but it keeps the hobo population under control. Posted by: BillyD at January 15, 2024 10:12 PM (F6Xpw) 54
Nutella's brother is named Skippy.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2024 10:12 PM (63Dwl) 55
Corsicana is on my bucket list. Things have interfered the last 2 yrs, I hope they don't ths coming yr, if Ben Had would have me, LOL.
Posted by: Farmer at January 15, 2024 10:09 PM (55Qr6) Ben Had is extremely gracious and would welcome you like a long lost brother. The proof if that is she has let me continue to attend even after she got to know me! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 15, 2024 10:12 PM (hOUT3) 56
Giving a child a stupid, shitty name is one of the worst things a parent can do to them. Stick to names from the Bible, preferable the Old Testament.
Posted by: BillyD at January 15, 2024 10:08 PM (F6Xpw) Like, Dorcas? Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 15, 2024 10:12 PM (Angsy) 57
Regarding the people who wanted to name their child Nutella, I guess Peanutbutter was taken.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 15, 2024 10:13 PM (0Htd1) 58
So, two days after Biden announced that the US had "sent a message to Iran", Iran sent a message back, by hitting an American consulate in Iraq with two ballistic missiles fired from Iran.
This is normally considered an act of war. He's going to kill us all, isn't he? Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 15, 2024 10:13 PM (YAtuc) 59
so I have this jar of Planter's Honey-Roasted Peanuts, and I just noticed on the lid, the words "NUTS OF DISTINCTION"
Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2024 10:14 PM (geLO8) 60
50 This is Zappaesque..
A Little More Noise: Danny Carey, Neil Peart, Stewart Copeland and friends jam out. Copeland looks at the two guys on the kit and says f**k it, i'll play guitar. http://tinyurl.com/ykusdqtv Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 15, 2024 10:11 PM (XV/Pl) ...and Copeland could have hung with those guys as well. Wow. Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 15, 2024 10:14 PM (3Hm/H) 61
>>>Like, Dorcas?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 15, 2024 10:12 PM (Angsy) ===== In my yoots, I substituted for a teacher named Dorcas. Female PE teacher. Posted by: Turn 2 at January 15, 2024 10:14 PM (JfxgE) 62
(tkR6S)
40 Do we have to wear pants to a caucus, I don't know all the rules? Posted by: Methos No. Especially when 'caucus' is two words. Posted by: Tonypete Reminds me of Biggus Dickus. Is it a large cauc us? Posted by: Admiral spinebender at January 15, 2024 10:15 PM (duT0u) 63
Where are caucusing at tonight? My home town is named after the center of the state.
Posted by: Turn 2 Altoona. Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 15, 2024 10:15 PM (ycI94) 64
so I have this jar of Planter's Honey-Roasted Peanuts, and I just noticed on the lid, the words "NUTS OF DISTINCTION"
Posted by: Don Black "How you say, Yes?" Posted by: The Paolo at January 15, 2024 10:15 PM (mp9e7) 65
The staff is wondering if the former Gov of South Carolina will make us sammiches.
We are call to assist with your Presidential Selection issues. Posted by: Haley4Prez Call Centre of Excellence at January 15, 2024 10:15 PM (9WMo9) 66
Legends have it that if you Woooo! three times in the mirror, Ric Flair appears.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 15, 2024 10:15 PM (4I/2K) 67
I know the USA in France have always had a competition. Both countries should be proud of this, because their opinions impact people far from the shores. I’m the most pro USA person ever but I have to give France their due. I know that a lot of the French bashing that goes on in this country is because we consider them a rival. no I am no French cultist or anything, I know what team I’m on.
But this naming issue is something I’m gonna go with a French on. And my job, I keep encountering names that are crazier than ever. The new American thing is to name your child a regular name but use three or four extra letters to them “special”. It seems most of this is about the parents being original, and none of it has to do with giving the child a good name that will help them in life. Not to go to deep into it, but it is kind of weird that a human being is saddled with a name for their entire life that they had nothing to do with. I’m no expert on the legal system, but I heard once that in France, you have to be tested to get on a jury. You have to be challenged and prove that you are super intelligent. In America to get on a jury you have to prove you’re a total idiot. I think Posted by: Quint at January 15, 2024 10:15 PM (NevXa) 68
58 So, two days after Biden announced that the US had "sent a message to Iran", Iran sent a message back, by hitting an American consulate in Iraq with two ballistic missiles fired from Iran.
This is normally considered an act of war. He's going to kill us all, isn't he? Posted by: The ARC of History! To be fair, even in Our Precious Democracy you can't have an election in the middle of an all out war... Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 15, 2024 10:16 PM (hOUT3) 69
France has us on that one too
Posted by: Quint at January 15, 2024 10:16 PM (NevXa) 70
insane baby names....Exa Dark Sideræl ?
Posted by: runner at January 15, 2024 10:16 PM (V13WU) 71
We got to get past all of these senior citizens that are sitting there staying for decades and years and all of that.” Former SC Gov.Nimarata Nikki Randhawa Haley....
"Say what now?" -- Nikki's inspiration Hillary Posted by: mindful webworker - octogenaric octopussy at January 15, 2024 10:16 PM (BmwFL) Posted by: Average Guy at January 15, 2024 10:16 PM (lPHZZ) 73
You have to be challenged and prove that you are super intelligent. In America to get on a jury you have to prove you’re a total idiot. I think
Posted by: Quint And, if you have deep knowledge of the matter being adjudicated, you most certainly will be excused. Posted by: Tonypete at January 15, 2024 10:17 PM (mp9e7) 74
Looks like polls in Iowa were pretty close, Ron D. did a little bit better than Haley, doesn't surprise me. Haley has had a huge PR boost which is mind boggling, so not surprised she underperformed.
Vivek actually did pretty well for being a total nobody 3 months ago. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 15, 2024 10:17 PM (S6gqv) 75
Sheesh.
In every pass play anymore, the receivers act like soccer players. Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2024 10:17 PM (W/lyH) 76
*real baby name of a celebrity
Posted by: runner at January 15, 2024 10:17 PM (V13WU) 77
Another argument against "education":
The early results show an extraordinary educational divide, with Haley winning highly-educated areas but failing to obtain 10 percent in many less educated precincts Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 15, 2024 10:18 PM (YAtuc) 78
Totally Ric Flair. He was on the pregame of the Tampa bay Philadelphia game apparently he's a Tampa bay fan. Either one is going to get mauled by the kneecap biting Lions next Sunday. He didn't look very good. But he's still Ric Flair. Woooooooooooo!!!!!
Posted by: Admiral spinebender at January 15, 2024 10:09 PM (duT0u) Good company man. Jobbed to too many who weren't his equals. Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 15, 2024 10:18 PM (Angsy) 79
@60
>>...and Copeland could have hung with those guys as well. Wow. You got three of the best rock drummers in the history of the genre, jamming within 5 feet of each other, that's pretty damn special. Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 15, 2024 10:19 PM (XV/Pl) 80
"Biden Administration Antisemites Plan Massive Walkout"
If they don't show up they've quit, cancel all their clearances and send them their last pay check. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 15, 2024 10:07 PM (8Usj3) * * * * Your terms are acceptable... Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 15, 2024 10:19 PM (a8Rgt) 81
>>>Where are caucusing at tonight? My home town is named after the center of the state.
Posted by: Turn 2 Altoona. Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 15, 2024 10:15 PM (ycI94) ===== Gotchya. Most of my family is still in central part of the state. I've been in Dubuque the past 23 years. Posted by: Turn 2 at January 15, 2024 10:19 PM (JfxgE) 82
56 Giving a child a stupid, shitty name is one of the worst things a parent can do to them. Stick to names from the Bible, preferable the Old Testament.
Posted by: BillyD at January 15, 2024 10:08 PM (F6Xpw) Like, Dorcas? Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 15, 2024 10:12 PM (Angsy) I was thinking more like David, Sarah, Joshua, Rebecca, etc. In all seriousness, I think the way to go would be to get a list of most common baby names from ten years before their birth, then pick a gender appropriate name you like from number 5 through 20 on the list. That way their name wouldn't be weird to their future teachers and bosses. Posted by: BillyD at January 15, 2024 10:19 PM (F6Xpw) 83
My name is spilling back into relevancy!
Posted by: Onan at January 15, 2024 10:19 PM (Geoni) 84
Another argument against "education":
The early results show an extraordinary educational divide, with Haley winning highly-educated areas but failing to obtain 10 percent in many less educated precincts Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 15, 2024 10:18 PM (YAtuc) she should have castrated a hog live Posted by: runner at January 15, 2024 10:20 PM (V13WU) 85
The ARC of History!: "He's going to kill us all, isn't he?"
I pretty much expect us to be in a hot war this summer as the Biden/Obama admin desperately try to hide behind patriotism as their election Hail Mary. That or they just load up USAF C-5s with CCP personnel and hand the nuclear codes to Chairman Xi. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 15, 2024 10:20 PM (aXxgO) 86
For bad names, former Moravia, iowa basketball star Fonda Dicks is still the champ.
Posted by: Wally at January 15, 2024 10:20 PM (+YW56) Posted by: Lisa Douglas at January 15, 2024 10:20 PM (9WMo9) 88
Boy's names: from the Disciples, or English kings
Girls' names: 60s pop/rock songs Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2024 10:21 PM (geLO8) Posted by: Chris Christie at January 15, 2024 10:22 PM (9WMo9) 90
I must admit, I am partial to 'Obed'.
Just saying. Posted by: Tonypete at January 15, 2024 10:09 PM (mp9e7) Funny, I was just listening to the Bible on the way into work and heard just that passage on the birth of Obed Posted by: Stupendous Man at January 15, 2024 10:22 PM (+I6Y/) 91
Legends have it that if you Woooo! three times in the mirror, Ric Flair appears.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 15, 2024 10:15 PM (4I/2K) I heard they named a ride after him in Disneyland. Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 15, 2024 10:22 PM (Angsy) Posted by: runner at January 15, 2024 10:22 PM (V13WU) 93
she should have castrated a hog live
Posted by: runner at January 15, 2024 10:20 PM (V13WU) Don't know if she could have had Christie sit still long enough to perform the deed. Would have been fun watching her try, though. Posted by: RickZ at January 15, 2024 10:22 PM (emlEe) 94
79 @60
>>...and Copeland could have hung with those guys as well. Wow. You got three of the best rock drummers in the history of the genre, jamming within 5 feet of each other, that's pretty damn special. Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 15, 2024 10:19 PM (XV/Pl) For me, the only other drummer that should have been there was John Bonham, but he had an excused absence. Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 15, 2024 10:23 PM (3Hm/H) 95
I love it now whenever I have to give my name to someone and they ask me if its the traditional spelling.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 15, 2024 10:23 PM (XV/Pl) 96
Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky will share a special stage with World Economic Forum (WEF) executive chairman and founder Klaus Schwab on Tuesday to make a guest appearance at the annual gathering of the globalist elites.
Was watching an interview that Tom Bilyeu had with someone and he mentioned in passing that he doesn't believe in conspiracy theories. Yes, people like Schwab are running things, they are running them badly, but...they do mean well. And why do so many soft conservative people end up making these statements? Time and time and time again the WEF types make our lives worse. Schwab says he wants to do bad things. He does bad things. We get bad results. And yet soft conservatives are out there arguing, "Oops look this guy that got to the top of the elite stack screwed up again! What a coincidence!" Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2024 10:23 PM (ibTVg) Posted by: Cap'n Miklos at January 15, 2024 10:23 PM (9WMo9) 98
I love it now whenever I have to give my name to someone and they ask me if its the traditional spelling.
Posted by: Thomas Bender If from the gummint, it is Tomas Posted by: Miklos has no such issues at January 15, 2024 10:24 PM (9WMo9) Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2024 10:24 PM (geLO8) 100
>>>I've been in Dubuque the past 23 years.
Posted by: Turn 2 Big City Life! Posted by: Lisa Douglas at January 15, 2024 10:20 PM (9WMo9) ======= IKR Posted by: Turn 2 at January 15, 2024 10:25 PM (JfxgE) 101
63 Where are caucusing at tonight? My home town is named after the center of the state.
Posted by: Turn 2 Altoona. Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 15, 2024 10:15 PM (ycI94) I'm in Grimes. And not caucusing. Too damn cold. Posted by: BillyD at January 15, 2024 10:25 PM (F6Xpw) 102
Like, Dorcas?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 15, 2024 10:12 PM (Angsy) I've only even known one Dorcas. She was a legit Mannix hottie. Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2024 10:25 PM (W/lyH) Posted by: Kindltot at January 15, 2024 10:25 PM (D7oie) 104
To be fair, even in Our Precious Democracy you can't have an election in the middle of an all out war... Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 15, 2024 10:16 PM (hOUT3) Don't you think Valerie Jarrett and Chocolate Jesus haven't thought of this yet? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 15, 2024 10:26 PM (aA3+G) 105
@TheBabylonBee 5m
After Lackluster Showing, Nikki Haley Orders Bombing Of Iowa Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 15, 2024 10:26 PM (IG4Id) 106
I've been watching/listening to Captain Beefheart daily recently and it has made my life better. The more I hear-the more I like it. He was a great talent, though I probably wouldn't have enjoyed being one of his band members locked up during the making of Trout Mask Replica.
Posted by: Tropical Hot Dog Night at January 15, 2024 10:26 PM (V5BDR) 107
"...senior citizens that are sitting there staying for decades and years and all of that." Nimarata Nikki Randhawa Haley
Good to see Haley displaying her mathematical chops there. Trump is such a government barnacle, not like she herself. Four whole years of actual government employment. Yeah, he's the problem. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 15, 2024 10:26 PM (aXxgO) 108
"Biden Administration Antisemites Plan Massive Walkout"
If they don't show up they've quit, cancel all their clearances and send them their last pay check. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron Except the person that is responsible for doing that is probably on 6 month personal time leave to travel the world and never told anybody, who all just now noticed he is missing. Posted by: Ripley at January 15, 2024 10:26 PM (PTDkx) 109
I was thinking more like David, Sarah, Joshua, Rebecca, etc.
In all seriousness, I think the way to go would be to get a list of most common baby names from ten years before their birth, then pick a gender appropriate name you like from number 5 through 20 on the list. That way their name wouldn't be weird to their future teachers and bosses. Posted by: BillyD at January 15, 2024 10:19 PM (F6Xpw) I agree. I think naming someone a name that isn't a name is going to cause trouble for the kid later. Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 15, 2024 10:26 PM (Angsy) 110
Gwyneth Paltrow named her daughter Apple. Those people will do anything to draw attention to themselves.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 15, 2024 10:27 PM (0Htd1) Posted by: Turn 2 at January 15, 2024 10:27 PM (JfxgE) 112
Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky will share a special stage with World Economic Forum (WEF)
The rumor is that Lil Z has gotten some level of approval to negotiate, finally, with Russia. Presuming this is true, a big if of course, and peace largely follows the current picture on the ground - how many hundreds of thousands of Ukes had to die to try and fail to stop ethnic Russian people from joining Russia because they didn't want to be forced to give up their culture? Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2024 10:27 PM (ibTVg) 113
My name is spilling back into relevancy!
Posted by: Onan at January 15, 2024 10:19 PM (Geoni) Don't be a jerk about it. Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 15, 2024 10:27 PM (Angsy) 114
>>Video evidence has emerged implicating Capitol Police Special Agent David Lazarus of having committed perjury in the prosecution of four members of the Oath Keepers organization for actions during the January 6, 2021, U.S. Capitol riot
Tip of the iceberg. Imagine what will happen to the 2024 elections if it can be shown that the entire J6 narrative is a lie based on uniparty corruption. Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 10:27 PM (ZLI7S) 115
The Rageaholic's video is great, as usual. Forwarded it to a whole lot of people. My email should be lit tomorrow! LOL!!
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at January 15, 2024 10:28 PM (iODuv) 116
Gwyneth Paltrow named her daughter Apple. Those people will do anything to draw attention to themselves.
Posted by: nerdygirl What would you expect from a person that sells Vajayjaybiscuit scented candles? Posted by: Tonypete at January 15, 2024 10:28 PM (mp9e7) 117
Finally, Captain Beefheart getting the recognition he deserves. I've posted it before but you'll understand him within 10 seconds of listening to his classic "Frownland". Hell, it's well under 2 minutes in total...can you make it all the way through?
http://tinyurl.com/uy9uyzem Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 15, 2024 10:05 PM (ycI94) I love the comments on that page - like this one: "This is my favorite song on the album. It's the musical equivalent of getting jumped in an alleyway." and "This is the only album that is a 1/10 and a 10/10 at the same time." Posted by: Tom Servo at January 15, 2024 10:29 PM (S6gqv) Posted by: runner at January 15, 2024 10:29 PM (V13WU) 119
70 insane baby names....Exa Dark Sideræl ?
Posted by: runner at January 15, 2024 10:16 PM (V13WU) Is that one of Elon's spawn? I recall that he has a couple with really messed up names. Which won't handicap them one bit going through life because they will be rich. Money can't buy happiness, but it can insulate you from a lot of the natural consequences of stupidity. Posted by: BillyD at January 15, 2024 10:29 PM (F6Xpw) 120
> Gwyneth Paltrow named her daughter Apple. Those people will do anything to draw attention to themselves.
Posted by: nerdygirl her son is named Moses Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2024 10:29 PM (geLO8) 121
Video evidence has emerged implicating Capitol Police Special Agent David Lazarus of having committed perjury in the prosecution of four members of the Oath Keepers organization for actions during the January 6, 2021, U.S. Capitol riot
The only way this sort of stuff stops is if it gets turned right back on the left. If we do get a President Trump he needs to put every organizer behind the 2020 riots in solitary for a year, just like the J6 protestors. Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2024 10:29 PM (ibTVg) 122
Imagine what will happen to the 2024 elections if it can be shown that the entire J6 narrative is a lie based on uniparty corruption.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 10:27 PM (ZLI7S) I'll take "Not A Damn Thing" for $400, Alex. Posted by: Dr. T at January 15, 2024 10:29 PM (g0Y4p) 123
John Deere plans to use SpaceX's Starlink service to provide satellite internet connections for tractors, harvesters, and other equipment in remote areas
Posted by: SMOD at January 15, 2024 10:30 PM (RovqD) 124
Pretty sure France is not the only country that restricts baby names.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2024 10:30 PM (tkR6S) 125
In America to get on a jury you have to prove you’re a total idiot. I think
Posted by: Quint You have to recognize who is doing the selecting to understand. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 15, 2024 10:30 PM (8Usj3) Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 10:30 PM (ZLI7S) 127
@119 yes, his and that chick Grimes'
Posted by: runner at January 15, 2024 10:30 PM (V13WU) 128
Don't you think Valerie Jarrett and Chocolate Jesus haven't thought of this yet?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 15, 2024 10:26 PM (aA3+G) The evil/liberals are always thinking evil thoughts, I just revealed their game plan for the rest of us! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 15, 2024 10:30 PM (hOUT3) 129
My name is spilling back into relevancy!
Posted by: Onan at January 15, 2024 10:19 PM (Geoni) Don't be a jerk about it. Posted by: OrangeEnt I would never say "Thank you" to a guy named Onan. "It's my pleasure!" Posted by: Miss Miklos Manners at January 15, 2024 10:31 PM (9WMo9) 130
I agree. I think naming someone a name that isn't a name is going to cause trouble for the kid later. Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 15, 2024 10:26 PM (Angsy) I can thank my parents for naming me something not weird. I go to stores and see name tags on the youngsters and think, your parents were f*cking dicks for naming you Dakkota (for an example) when you were conceived, born and raised in WI and your parents can't spell Dakota correctly. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 15, 2024 10:31 PM (aA3+G) 131
110, they are not well. Someone recently said you should basically name your male children after kings. Of course, there are exceptions, but the point is well-made. You’re not gonna do them any favors by naming them a weird name, Why not help them, they are your own progeny. People just get caught up and only think of themselves.
I didn’t face this, so this isn’t about me. I just think it is wrong and should do better. I mean how hard is it to be normal? Posted by: Quint at January 15, 2024 10:31 PM (NevXa) 132
OMG the Eagles couldn't tackle Biden, they are whiffing so bad
Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2024 10:31 PM (geLO8) 133
25-9 TB
Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2024 10:32 PM (geLO8) 134
The rumor is that Lil Z has gotten some level of approval to negotiate, finally, with Russia.
Z-Man wants a "peace conference" in Switzerland, to which China would be invited, but not Russia. Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 15, 2024 10:32 PM (YAtuc) 135
John Deere plans to use SpaceX's Starlink service to provide satellite internet connections for tractors, harvesters, and other equipment in remote areas
Posted by: SMOD So the bastids can brick your $500,000 tractor remotely. Posted by: Tonypete at January 15, 2024 10:33 PM (mp9e7) 136
Strongly disagree with you.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 10:30 PM (ZLI7S) It would be nice if something substantive did happen. But even if iron-clad proof does emerge, the media will never allow it to be heard by all the LIV's, many of whom will continued to say "Trump's tweets though" and vote Dem. It's not like we haven't seen this movie before. Posted by: Dr. T at January 15, 2024 10:33 PM (g0Y4p) 137
I knew a girl named Brook Spring [Last Name]
Why would you do this to your kid? I also new a black guy named Shaka. Now, Shaka the historical ruler of the Zulu was a horrible person, but at least it was a real African name so I give his parents some credit... Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2024 10:33 PM (ibTVg) 138
My name is spilling back into relevancy! Posted by: Onan Don't be a jerk about it. Posted by: OrangeEnt He's part of the New Generation. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2024 10:33 PM (63Dwl) 139
I've been in Dubuque the past 23 years.
Posted by: Turn 2 Big City Life! Posted by: Lisa Douglas I lived in Iowa for 4 years and I skied the the rolling slopes of Dubuque. Sundown Resort or something.. Mississippi River Valley is quite hilly surprisingly Posted by: Admiral spinebender at January 15, 2024 10:33 PM (duT0u) 140
The new American thing is to name your child a regular name but use three or four extra letters to them “special”.
Those kids will spend their entire lives telling people how to spell their names. It has to become tiresome. Posted by: nerdygirl at January 15, 2024 10:34 PM (0Htd1) 141
I enjoyed it way more than I thought I would. It's not Vail but in the Midwest it wasn't bad
Posted by: Admiral spinebender at January 15, 2024 10:34 PM (duT0u) 142
130, one of my jobs is doing deliveries. I’m not a mean person and I don’t go out of my way in anyway to make fun of someone’s name. But I see this every day and the names are getting weird and weirder. These people are not helping their children they’re harming them. The world is hard enough. It’s so hard to make your way, why do an own goal, it is just so dumb.
Posted by: Quint at January 15, 2024 10:34 PM (NevXa) Posted by: nurse ratched at January 15, 2024 10:34 PM (f6yyg) 144
Oh there was a politician from NH a while back named Dick Sweat.
He was a real athletic supporter I hear. Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2024 10:34 PM (ibTVg) 145
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when you were conceived, born and raised in WI and your parents can't spell Dakota correctly. Antwon Anfernee anything that ends in -arious Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2024 10:35 PM (geLO8) 146
>>>I'm in Grimes. And not caucusing. Too damn cold.
Posted by: BillyD at January 15, 2024 10:25 PM (F6Xpw) ====== I umpired some baseball games at DS-G back in the mid 90's. They had some good baseball teams. Also, smoked our HS team in state baseball quarterfinals in 2012. They won state that year. One of best teams we ever faced. Posted by: Turn 2 at January 15, 2024 10:35 PM (JfxgE) 147
I love the comments on that page - like this one:
"This is my favorite song on the album. It's the musical equivalent of getting jumped in an alleyway." and "This is the only album that is a 1/10 and a 10/10 at the same time." Posted by: Tom Servo My young daughter said it sounded like her school band playing a song for the first time. You can hear what they're trying to do, and they're close, but the rhythm and everything is just a LITTLE off. Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 15, 2024 10:35 PM (ycI94) 148
Biden Administration Antisemites Plan Massive Walkout
It'd be a shame if, you know, like if they were all herded onto busses, and you know, then put on an airplane and flown to Israel and then, like, dumped into Gaza. For sure! Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2024 10:35 PM (W/lyH) 149
I was talking to a kindergarten teacher I know. She told me this year she can't pronounce half the names of her students. No, not Americans giving their kids weird names but Chinese, Indian, African immigrants with unpronounceable names...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2024 10:36 PM (ibTVg) 150
I also new a black guy named Shaka. Now, Shaka the historical ruler of the Zulu was a horrible person, but at least it was a real African name so I give his parents some credit...
Posted by: 18-1 That was the affectionate diminutive. Posted by: Boomshakalakaboom at January 15, 2024 10:36 PM (9WMo9) Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2024 10:36 PM (geLO8) 152
The Eagles are not doing well.
Which makes me happy. Posted by: nurse ratched at January 15, 2024 10:34 PM (f6yyg) When Philadelphia loses, America wins. Posted by: Dr. T at January 15, 2024 10:36 PM (g0Y4p) 153
asked the lead flight attendant if she wanted to join the “mile-high club..."
But did he offer $20, same as back at the airport? Thanks for the ONT, MisHum. Posted by: mindful webworker - is it over yet? at January 15, 2024 10:36 PM (BmwFL) 154
Nilson's music was there when I was in a very difficult time in my life, and it brought me peace and solace. This song in particular was an inspiration to me...
https://youtu.be/MiLKTKd5pgs Posted by: Javems at January 15, 2024 10:37 PM (8I4hW) 155
Harry Nilsson was amazingly talented - I really liked him in Night Court.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 15, 2024 10:37 PM (S6gqv) 156
I would never say "Thank you" to a guy named Onan. "It's my pleasure!" Posted by: Miss Miklos Manners at January 15, 2024 10:31 PM (9WMo9) Let's stand and give Miss Miklos a rousing hand! Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 15, 2024 10:37 PM (Angsy) 157
Court records state the Detroit native first asked the lead flight attendant if she wanted to join the “mile-high club,” before pulling a second crew member into his seat and asking her the same question.
"So you saying there's a chance, right?" Posted by: Tonypete at January 15, 2024 10:37 PM (mp9e7) 158
It'd be a shame if, you know, like if they were all herded onto busses, and you know, then put on an airplane and flown to Israel and then, like, dumped into Gaza. For sure! == delightful field trip. in Gaza right now you can see for miles and miles , especially in the north, unobstructed views ! Posted by: runner at January 15, 2024 10:37 PM (V13WU) 159
>>>The Eagles are not doing well.
Which makes me happy. Posted by: nurse ratched at January 15, 2024 10:34 PM (f6yyg) ===== I like Jason Kelce from what I've seen on his podcast (Travis seems to be an idiot, which explained the Swifty stuff). But happy to see the eagles go down. Posted by: Turn 2 at January 15, 2024 10:38 PM (JfxgE) 160
(V13WU)
128 Don't you think Valerie Jarrett and Chocolate Jesus haven't thought of this yet? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 15, 2024 10:26 PM (aA3+G) The evil/liberals are always thinking evil thoughts, I just revealed their game plan for the rest of us! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar So do you think Barack Obama and his puppets controllers are going to run for a fourth term by putting Michelle up? Fundamental transformation of America is going quite well, with the election rigging and the open border. Among other things. Posted by: Admiral spinebender at January 15, 2024 10:38 PM (duT0u) 161
No, not Americans giving their kids weird names but Chinese, Indian, African immigrants with unpronounceable names...
Posted by: 18-1 I have Healing Remedies for all such eventualities. Posted by: Prof. Dr. Chikoadinaka Wnankpa, Healer Of Herbalist Knowlewdges at January 15, 2024 10:38 PM (9WMo9) 162
And, if you have deep knowledge of the matter being adjudicated, you most certainly will be excused.
Posted by: Tonypete At a health club I used to go to, one of the men was an engineer. He had been up for jury duty and was upset because the lawyer asked him a couple of questions and dismissed him. There was a lawyer in the health club and he told the guy that he was too self assured. He was dismissed because the lawyer on the case wanted someone he could manipulate. Posted by: nerdygirl at January 15, 2024 10:38 PM (0Htd1) 163
40 Do we have to wear pants to a caucus, I don't know all the rules?
Posted by: Methos No. Especially when 'caucus' is two words. Posted by: Tonypete at January 15, 2024 10:08 PM (mp9e7) ---- Is that an alternative spelling for couscous? Posted by: Ciampino - No udder criticism? at January 15, 2024 10:38 PM (qfLjt) 164
Folks in my neck of the woods seem to thrive on weird first names and unusual spellings. Having grown up with an odd first and last name (which I am still always having to spell), I feel for those who are stuck with the odd names. My first name was a shortened version of an ancestral name, and not the result of trying to be unusual. I changed my name to something I considered to be more "normal" when I was in the second grade, but that lasted only until Mom realized the name on my first report card was not correct.
Perhaps nicknames will make a popular comeback for the kids around here. Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 15, 2024 10:39 PM (a8Rgt) 165
I can thank my parents for naming me something not weird.
I go to stores and see name tags on the youngsters and think, your parents were f*cking dicks for naming you Dakkota (for an example) when you were conceived, born and raised in WI and your parents can't spell Dakota correctly. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 15, 2024 10:31 PM (aA3+G) I can take pride in the fact I was named after a British king! But, not that king.... Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 15, 2024 10:39 PM (Angsy) 166
141 I enjoyed it way more than I thought I would. It's not Vail but in the Midwest it wasn't bad
Posted by: Admiral spinebender Always a pleasure to see a fellow Admiral in the discussion! Let me know if you'd like to see some of my ladies. Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at January 15, 2024 10:39 PM (ycI94) 167
>>>I was talking to a kindergarten teacher I know. She told me this year she can't pronounce half the names of her students. No, not Americans giving their kids weird names but Chinese, Indian, African immigrants with unpronounceable names...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2024 10:36 PM (ibTVg) ===== A-A-Ron has entered the chat. Posted by: Turn 2 at January 15, 2024 10:40 PM (JfxgE) 168
It's like the Eagles just don't give a f***
lost 5 of their last 6, and are tanking tonight Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2024 10:36 PM (geLO Just wait until they play the Montana Wind Turbines in the wild card game. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2024 10:40 PM (tkR6S) Posted by: nurse ratched at January 15, 2024 10:41 PM (f6yyg) 170
Perhaps nicknames will make a popular comeback for the kids around here.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient "Sh*t-for-brains", "Boogie" and "Slim" are ready for the taking. Posted by: Tonypete at January 15, 2024 10:41 PM (mp9e7) Posted by: nurse ratched at January 15, 2024 10:41 PM (f6yyg) 172
So do you think Barack Obama and his puppets controllers are going to run for a fourth term by putting Michelle up? Fundamental transformation of America is going quite well, with the election rigging and the open border. Among other things. Posted by: Admiral spinebender at January 15, 2024 10:38 PM (duT0u I don't think it will be Mike Obama or MushHead. I wouldn't be surprised if the choice isn't Whittmer of MI or Newsome of CA. Joe is looking worse every day. He reminds me of my mom's dementia before she finally snapped. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 15, 2024 10:41 PM (aA3+G) 173
>>It would be nice if something substantive did happen. But even if iron-clad proof does emerge, the media will never allow it to be heard by all the LIV's, many of whom will continued to say "Trump's tweets though" and vote Dem. It's not like we haven't seen this movie before.
A former Capitol Police Lt. by the name of Tarik Johnson, a black guy as you might guess by his name, is very vocal on Twitter. He quit his job after J6, one of those guys everyone always says "Why won't they just give up their pensions and tell the truth" actually did. He knows exactly what happened on J6 and is not shy about saying what he knows. He claims the current head of the Capitol Police is the guy blocking the release of all of the video from that day. He also says the guy is the most corrupt person in DC. Powerful too because of what he knows about DC pols. Right now the only thing Joe has to run on is J6 and the threat of insurrectionists taking power. The country has been brainwashed to believe Trump and his supporters are criminals. Hell, Trump is being charged with it. I think if the truth comes out before next November the entire axis of the election changes up and down the ballot. Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 10:42 PM (ZLI7S) 174
I would never say "Thank you" to a guy named Onan.
"It's my pleasure!" Posted by: Miss Miklos Manners at January 15, 2024 10:31 PM (9WMo9 *** Knew a guy who was selling his issue to a sperm bank. Was making money hand over fist. Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2024 10:42 PM (W/lyH) 175
170 Perhaps nicknames will make a popular comeback for the kids around here.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient "Sh*t-for-brains", "Boogie" and "Slim" are ready for the taking. Posted by: Tonypete at January 15, 2024 10:41 PM (mp9e7) No shit! Posted by: Grown man who goes by Booger McFarland at January 15, 2024 10:42 PM (aA3+G) 176
At a health club I used to go to, one of the men was an engineer. He had been up for jury duty and was upset because the lawyer asked him a couple of questions and dismissed him. There was a lawyer in the health club and he told the guy that he was too self assured. He was dismissed because the lawyer on the case wanted someone he could manipulate.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 15, 2024 10:38 PM (0Htd1) === He's the kind of kid who reminds the teacher she forgot to assign homework over the weekend. Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 15, 2024 10:42 PM (RIvkX) Posted by: Kindltot at January 15, 2024 10:42 PM (D7oie) 178
149 I was talking to a kindergarten teacher I know. She told me this year she can't pronounce half the names of her students. No, not Americans giving their kids weird names but Chinese, Indian, African immigrants with unpronounceable names...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2024 10:36 PM (ibTVg) Forty years ago, drill instructors knew how to deal with unpronounceable names, they gave you a less than flattering but memorable and pronounceable nickname. That would probably get a kindergarten teacher fired these days. Probably get a drill instructor fired, too. Posted by: BillyD at January 15, 2024 10:42 PM (F6Xpw) 179
So do you think Barack Obama and his puppets controllers are going to run for a fourth term by putting Michelle up?
Wouldn't surprise me - the AWFLs love her. Her only drawbacks is that she is lazy, hates white people, and is a terrible politician. Those aren't really problems now - given Biden's precedent, she doesn't have to campaign - all she had to do is give interviews to media lapdogs, plus a few shoots for Vogue. When she gets elected, she can just go on perpetual vacation, and let the Deep State run things, just like Biden. Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 15, 2024 10:43 PM (YAtuc) 180
Toni's is by far the best album Nilsson ever made
The Point. http://tinyurl.com/3u7t48r6 Posted by: nurse ratched We played the hell out of "Jump Into the Fire". It was our warm up to head out bar hopping. Posted by: Tonypete at January 15, 2024 10:43 PM (mp9e7) 181
Frownland is right on tempo, offbeat is part of the kink. Beefheart could attract really good talent and always had good drummers. Some of the drumming is great and very difficult. Zappa always employed great drummers too.
Posted by: Art Tripp at January 15, 2024 10:43 PM (V5BDR) 182
177 "Who is Dub-ass?"
"Um, it is pronounced 'DuBois" Posted by: Kindltot at January 15, 2024 10:42 PM (D7oie) You got that right Posted by: Maurice Dumass at January 15, 2024 10:43 PM (aA3+G) 183
The Point.
http://tinyurl.com/3u7t48r6 Posted by: nurse ratched at January 15, 2024 10:41 PM (f6yyg) I have a copy of that LP. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2024 10:43 PM (tkR6S) 184
A former Capitol Police Lt. by the name of Tarik Johnson, a black guy as you might guess by his name, is very vocal on Twitter. He quit his job after J6, one of those guys everyone always says "Why won't they just give up their pensions and tell the truth" actually did.
He knows exactly what happened on J6 and is not shy about saying what he knows. He claims the current head of the Capitol Police is the guy blocking the release of all of the video from that day. He also says the guy is the most corrupt person in DC. Powerful too because of what he knows about DC pols. .... Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 10:42 PM (ZLI7S) === Isn't one of these fools running for Congress? Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 15, 2024 10:44 PM (RIvkX) 185
>Joe is looking worse every day. He reminds me of my mom's dementia before she finally snapped.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian same with my mom it shows up, is gradual, then it just falls off a cliff she was Biden's age Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2024 10:44 PM (geLO8) 186
DeSantis won my Sioux County precinct, but Trump won the smaller precinct caucusing with us. The DeSantis speaker had a typed speech probably from the campaign, the Haley speaker wrote some notes and mostly spoke extemporaneously (and slipped up by calling her "Hillary" mid-speech). The GOP website stalled out but is updating, I got pulled into helping out Decision Desk, of course.
Posted by: pookysgirl was supposed to have the night off at January 15, 2024 10:44 PM (dtlDP) 187
Eagles forgot how to tackle. Or they just don't give a shit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 15, 2024 10:44 PM (R4t5M) 188
Fani Willis whining that black women trying to save the world like her must be allowed to stumble because they are black women.
So the rule now is they must be set up for success but if they still fail that too is also success? This is like Calvin ball Posted by: Ripley at January 15, 2024 10:45 PM (PTDkx) 189
Her only drawbacks is that she is lazy, hates white people, and is a terrible politician.
So...Hillary then. Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2024 10:45 PM (W/lyH) 190
I got pulled into helping out Decision Desk, of course.
== THE Decision Desk ? Good for you, I guess ? Posted by: runner at January 15, 2024 10:45 PM (V13WU) 191
Perhaps nicknames will make a popular comeback for the kids around here.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient "Sh*t-for-brains", "Boogie" and "Slim" are ready for the taking. Posted by: Tonypete at January 15, 2024 10:41 PM (mp9e7) * * * * *SNORT* Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 15, 2024 10:45 PM (a8Rgt) 192
Greetings! I will now go on the record that the powers that be are trying to replace the front runners in both parties, even as I type this.
They're not even hiding it. Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 15, 2024 10:46 PM (MeG8a) 193
So do you think Barack Obama and his puppets controllers are going to run for a fourth term by putting Michelle up? Fundamental transformation of America is going quite well, with the election rigging and the open border. Among other things.
Posted by: Admiral spinebender Well, if there was an actual opposition Constitutional Republic oriented party that was at all interested in representing working tax-paying citizens, at least Team O'Barky might have to exert themselves a little! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 15, 2024 10:46 PM (hOUT3) 194
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So do you think Barack Obama and his puppets controllers are going to run for a fourth term by putting Michelle up? Fundamental transformation of America is going quite well, with the election rigging and the open border. Among other things. Posted by: Admiral spinebender at January 15, 2024 10:38 PM (duT0u) That's what I expect to happen, around the time of the Dem convention. She will then run a feel good campaign with no debates against the R candidate, and the Dem machines in key states will cheat her into Barry's fourth and fifth terms. Posted by: BillyD at January 15, 2024 10:46 PM (F6Xpw) 195
now we come to the part of the game where the refs throw a flag every other down
Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2024 10:46 PM (geLO8) 196
When she gets elected, she can just go on perpetual vacation, and let the Deep State run things, just like Biden.
Posted by: The ARC of History! Hmmm....can I swim naked in the pool? Barry is scared of the water since the Windsurfin' Chef" incident. Posted by: Big Mike, the Magnificent Beard at January 15, 2024 10:47 PM (9WMo9) 197
>>> Biden Administration Antisemites Plan Massive Walkout
==================== White House is mad with conflicting ideologies. Posted by: Braenyard at January 15, 2024 10:47 PM (O54VZ) 198
>>>The GOP website stalled out but is updating, I got pulled into helping out Decision Desk, of course.
Posted by: pookysgirl was supposed to have the night off at January 15, 2024 10:44 PM (dtlDP) ===== KCRG is saying estimated 79% in: PDT: 51% Desantis: 21% Nikki:19% Posted by: Turn 2 at January 15, 2024 10:47 PM (JfxgE) 199
195 now we come to the part of the game where the refs throw a flag every other down
Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2024 10:46 PM (geLO While you have been keeping us posted on this game, I got to spend my time not watching. Thanks Don. Posted by: Maurice Dumass at January 15, 2024 10:47 PM (aA3+G) 200
167, I am going to have to disagree with her on that. Not saying what she has encountered is not true., but you can’t blame an Indian for having an Indian name. What I encounter in my business on a daily regimen, is Americans giving their kids really weird names. The latest thing is using a normal name and adding three or four letters, I see it every day, and I wonder if they can’t spell or more likely they are trying to be original. The thing is once everyone does the same thing it’s no longer original.
Posted by: Quint at January 15, 2024 10:48 PM (NevXa) 201
I have a copy of that LP.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon My dad had the 8 track. I still remember every word. And the album is far better than the movie narrated my Ringo Starr. Posted by: nurse ratched at January 15, 2024 10:48 PM (f6yyg) 202
Off Frenchie sock
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 15, 2024 10:48 PM (aA3+G) 203
KCRG is saying estimated 79% in:
PDT: 51% Desantis: 21% Nikki:19% I'm shocked Nikki Hillary is getting even that much. Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2024 10:48 PM (ibTVg) 204
54 Nutella's brother is named Skippy.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2024 10:12 PM (63Dwl) ---- I seem to remember that Nutella is an Italian product. For Skippy to be related, was Dad a traveling man? (Reminds me of a funny movie with the recently departed Gina Lollobrigida, a hawt woman. "Buona Sera Mrs. Campbell", with Telly Savalas, Phil Silvers and others). Posted by: Ciampino - Skippy - smooth or crunchy? at January 15, 2024 10:48 PM (qfLjt) 205
So do you think Barack Obama and his puppets controllers are going to run for a fourth term by putting Michelle up? Fundamental transformation of America is going quite well, with the election rigging and the open border. Among other things.
Posted by: Admiral spinebender at January 15, 2024 10:38 PM (duT0u) Why risk the humiliation? If they control (I mean the real controllers, not the kenyan f@ggot) the person in the office, no need to actually hold it. Just like the Roman Empire.. (3rd time today!) They maintained the high offices, but they had no power. You saw the emperor, not the consul if you wanted something done. Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 15, 2024 10:49 PM (Angsy) 206
KCRG is saying estimated 79% in:
PDT: 51% Desantis: 21% Nikki:19% Posted by: Turn 2 at January 15, 2024 10:47 PM (JfxgE) Yup yup. Posted by: pookysgirl was supposed to have the night off at January 15, 2024 10:50 PM (dtlDP) 207
won't be Michelle, they don't need it. Dean Phillips ! who? yeah, why not.
Posted by: runner at January 15, 2024 10:50 PM (V13WU) 208
White House is mad with conflicting ideologies.
Old Democrats are pro-Israel. Young Democrats are pro-Hamas. They are the future. Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 15, 2024 10:50 PM (YAtuc) 209
'You did not tell me as a woman of color, it would not matter what I did. My motive, my talent, my ability and my character would be constantly attacked.' Fulton County GA DA Fani Willis
Subtract talent, ability and character and you're good to go, baby. We all know what your motive is. What a POS. Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 15, 2024 10:50 PM (V8he0) Posted by: Historically minded Miklos at January 15, 2024 10:50 PM (9WMo9) 211
>While you have been keeping us posted on this game, I got to spend my time not watching. Thanks Don.
Posted by: Maurice Dumass scroll past me Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2024 10:51 PM (geLO8) 212
Nutella is a hazelnut chocolate mixture. It is from some European country. I didn’t think it was Italy. It is OK, but nothing special.
Posted by: Quint at January 15, 2024 10:51 PM (NevXa) 213
You can laugh, but that Dean Phillips guy is trying.
Posted by: runner at January 15, 2024 10:51 PM (V13WU) 214
211 >While you have been keeping us posted on this game, I got to spend my time not watching. Thanks Don.
Posted by: Maurice Dumass scroll past me Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2024 10:51 PM (geLO I was serious, thanks. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 15, 2024 10:52 PM (aA3+G) 215
Byzantine
Eunuchs Posted by: Historically minded Miklos at January 15, 2024 10:50 PM (9WMo9) are we still doing names ? Eunuchia ! Posted by: runner at January 15, 2024 10:52 PM (V13WU) Posted by: Dionne Warwick at January 15, 2024 10:52 PM (9WMo9) 217
KCRG is saying estimated 79% in:
PDT: 51% Desantis: 21% Nikki:19% I'm shocked Nikki Hillary is getting even that much. Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2024 10:48 PM (ibTVg) They don't call it "The Stupid Party" for nothing. Posted by: Dr. T at January 15, 2024 10:52 PM (g0Y4p) 218
Perhaps nicknames will make a popular comeback for the kids around here.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient "Sh*t-for-brains", "Boogie" and "Slim" are ready for the taking. Posted by: Tonypete at January 15, 2024 10:41 PM (mp9e7) You forgot Slingshit and Terrapin Turd. Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 15, 2024 10:52 PM (Angsy) 219
>>Isn't one of these fools running for Congress?
Yep. Harry Dunn. The guy mentioned above. The same guy Biden gave a medal to in a very public presentation at the White House. He's running in a safe Democrat district in Maryland so he will probably win no matter what but I think destroying the J6 narrative will be a huge problem for the left. Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 10:52 PM (ZLI7S) 220
The Eagles are not doing well.
Which makes me happy. Posted by: nurse ratched I knew I liked you nurse. Philadelphia fans with boo a blind child at an Easter egg hunt But Dalessandro's has awesome cheesesteaks. Plus Taylor pork roll, and even scrapple. Every crap whole city has some good things going for it. My sister lives there. Just filled with a bunch of pompous assholes that don't have any right to be pompous. But they hate the Midwest. My brother-in-law told me so because I'm a Philistine who lives in Michigan. Posted by: Admiral spinebender at January 15, 2024 10:52 PM (duT0u) 221
Ben Had is extremely gracious and would welcome you like a long lost brother. The proof if that is she has let me continue to attend even after she got to know me!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 15, 2024 10:12 Hope to see you there, God willing. My main issue is how my Dad is doing, but he's kicking it at 87. Runs out to a rural bar, the Backyarde Grille for a drink and had young bartendresses escorting him out during the winter, LOL. Posted by: Farmer at January 15, 2024 10:52 PM (55Qr6) 222
I'm shocked Nikki Hillary is getting even that much.
Democrats in the caucuses. (You can change your registration to Republican on caucus night.) Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 15, 2024 10:52 PM (YAtuc) 223
I can thank my parents for naming me something not weird.
I go to stores and see name tags on the youngsters and think, your parents were f*cking dicks for naming you Dakkota (for an example) when you were conceived, born and raised in WI and your parents can't spell Dakota correctly. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 15, 2024 10:31 PM (aA3+G) My name seems about as simple and normal as possible, yet I still get asked, "How do you spell that?" and "Is that Sooo ?" Sheesh. Posted by: LASue at January 15, 2024 10:53 PM (YDB6U) 224
Thank you for the ONT and especially for the Harry Nielsen clip. A shame to say I did not know his name! Of course, I knew tht song.
Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at January 15, 2024 10:53 PM (s6PBU) 225
Democrats in the caucuses. (You can change your registration to Republican on caucus night.)
== No ! Posted by: runner at January 15, 2024 10:53 PM (V13WU) 226
>>>> Mr. Ramaswamy polled too low to qualify for the final pre-caucus debate held Wednesday in Des Moines. But the biotech tycoon has been greeted by robust crowds while relentlessly campaigning despite snowstorms that forced Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis and former U.S. Ambassador to the U.N. Nikki Haley to cancel events.
------------------- So two of these four do not qualify for the job of mail man. Trump packed the hall at -9 degrees and it appears Ramaswamy is doing well. It will be interesting to see how he responds. If he cuts too deep into the quick he diminishes his job potential in the new White House. If he doesn't punch back he also diminishes same. Posted by: Braenyard at January 15, 2024 10:54 PM (O54VZ) 227
192 Greetings! I will now go on the record that the powers that be are trying to replace the front runners in both parties, even as I type this.
They're not even hiding it. Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 15, 2024 10:46 PM (MeG8a) I've been saying for a while that neither Trump nor Biden will be the nominee. Trump via lawfare or worse, Biden via slow dementia or sudden meltdown. I'm rooting for sudden meltdown. I dream of that blowing a gasket live on stage and having to be dragged off. A nice tasering would be the cherry on top. Posted by: BillyD at January 15, 2024 10:54 PM (F6Xpw) 228
216 scroll past me
Posted by: Don Black "Scroll on by...." Posted by: Dionne Warwick Let the good times scroll. Posted by: Ric Ocasek at January 15, 2024 10:54 PM (5h/8D) Posted by: Johnny Cash at January 15, 2024 10:54 PM (9WMo9) 230
Am I eligible to participate?
Only Iowa voters registered with the party can cast their presidential preference in the Iowa caucuses. Iowans who are not registered to vote, or not registered as a party member for the caucus they want to participate in have the ability to register on caucus night. To register to vote, Iowans must bring a valid form of ID and proof of residence. Voters are also required to be 18 years old by Nov. 5, election day, in order to register. People already registered to vote must still bring an accepted form of identification in order to caucus. Valid IDs include driver’s licenses, Iowa Voter Identification Cards, military IDs and U.S. passports. Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 15, 2024 10:55 PM (YAtuc) 231
My motive, my talent, my ability and my character would be constantly attacked.' Fulton County GA DA Fani Willis
You have earned those attacks. Evenin' Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 15, 2024 10:55 PM (sAmhv) 232
He's running in a safe Democrat district in Maryland so he will probably win no matter what but I think destroying the J6 narrative will be a huge problem for the left.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 10:52 PM (ZLI7S) From your lips to God's ears. But, I'm not holding my breath. If no one could be nailed for the Russia Russia Russia collusion J6 is bigger and I don't see any the threads unraveling any time soon. We will probably have a split house and senate. More grid lock which is good except for presidential executive orders. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 15, 2024 10:55 PM (aA3+G) 233
216 scroll past me
Posted by: Don Black "Scroll on by...." Posted by: Dionne Warwick Let the good times scroll. Posted by: Ric Ocasek Scroll over Beethoven Posted by: Musical Miklos at January 15, 2024 10:56 PM (9WMo9) 234
So two of these four do not qualify for the job of mail man. Trump packed the hall at -9 degrees and it appears Ramaswamy is doing well. It will be interesting to see how he responds. If he cuts too deep into the quick he diminishes his job potential in the new White House. If he doesn't punch back he also diminishes same. Posted by: Braenyard at January 15, 2024 10:54 PM (O54VZ) Ramswamy is smart, he knows he's playing for a cabinet job. He's not gonna do anything to screw that up. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 15, 2024 10:56 PM (S6gqv) 235
83 My name is spilling back into relevancy!
Posted by: Onan at January 15, 2024 10:19 PM (Geoni) ---- Sticky argument. Posted by: Ciampino - Certain whales hail you at January 15, 2024 10:56 PM (qfLjt) 236
I just glanced at the tv, Newsmax, and PDT is speaking in Iowa. Doug Burgum and his wife are on the stage with him.
Possible VP? Posted by: old chick at January 15, 2024 10:57 PM (sOete) 237
I can thank my parents for naming me something not weird.
********** Parents also need to be mindful of initials too, such as C. P. P. Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at January 15, 2024 10:57 PM (VTu1l) 238
Trump will be the nominee. I’m sure of that one. If he is not the nominee, there will be real issues in this country. We have to have the ability to vote for the person we believe should be president. Trump opponents don’t want to admit the reality that half of his base will never vote for them ever this isn’t Hillary versus Jill Steiner whoever it was. This isn’t about party unity, my ass or whatever those dumb Libs did.
I like Vivek, and DeSantis, but this is not their time and they will never rally Trump voters to a victory in 2024. Posted by: Quint at January 15, 2024 10:57 PM (NevXa) 239
Isn't one of these fools running for Congress?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 15, 2024 10:44 PM (RIvkX) ~~~~~ Harry Dunn. And his perjury is being exposed now as well as that of David Lazarus. Steve Baker from The Blaze did an excellent investigatory expose here: https://twitter.com/TPC4USA/status/ 1746984198022312229 Posted by: IrishEi at January 15, 2024 10:57 PM (5a+jU) 240
TRUMP CHEETED !!!
Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at January 15, 2024 10:57 PM (fg2aY) 241
PDT: 51%
Desantis: 21% Nikki:19% From what I understand Presiden- for-Life Trump will have a hit team assassinate Nikki and Desantis if they don't stop this reckless opposition now. Posted by: Ripley at January 15, 2024 10:57 PM (PTDkx) 242
Gwyneth Paltrow named her daughter Apple. Those people will do anything to draw attention to themselves.
Posted by: nerdygirl her son is named Moses Posted by: Don Black Lucky for him she didn't go with Banana. Posted by: nerdygirl at January 15, 2024 10:58 PM (0Htd1) 243
Doug Burgum and his wife are on the stage with him.
Possible VP? Posted by: old chick at January 15, 2024 10:57 PM (sOete) hmm Posted by: runner at January 15, 2024 10:58 PM (V13WU) 244
203 KCRG is saying estimated 79% in:
PDT: 51% Desantis: 21% Nikki:19% I'm shocked Nikki Hillary is getting even that much. Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2024 10:48 PM (ibTVg) I bet a chunk of that is Dems hoping to torpedo Trump by pumping up Nikki. Posted by: BillyD at January 15, 2024 10:58 PM (F6Xpw) Posted by: Braenyard at January 15, 2024 10:58 PM (O54VZ) 246
Candidate
Del. (40) Votes Percentage Donald Trump +19 51,824 50.9% Ron DeSantis +8 21,753 21.3% Nikki Haley +7 19,458 19.1% Vivek Ramaswamy +2 7,877 7.7% Posted by: Nova Local at January 15, 2024 10:59 PM (exHjb) 247
MARY IS SO RIGHT!!!
But Mary, I think you meant "Cheetos". And thank you so much for the demijohn of your famous Mary's Hard Kombucha! Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at January 15, 2024 11:00 PM (9WMo9) 248
243 Doug Burgum and his wife are on the stage with him.
Possible VP? Posted by: old chick at January 15, 2024 10:57 PM (sOete) hmm Posted by: runner ------------------- At the debate Burgum appeared entirely cogent. Posted by: Braenyard at January 15, 2024 11:00 PM (O54VZ) 249
Always a pleasure to see a fellow Admiral in the discussion! Let me know if you'd like to see some of my ladies.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar Because I trust you to always know a trap... I still have a question about your ladies. Is there a sexy green one like the Chick Star Trek back in the Day. I could settle for that. I'm a simple man with simple needs... Sexy green sex pots Posted by: Admiral spinebender at January 15, 2024 11:00 PM (duT0u) 250
242 Gwyneth Paltrow named her daughter Apple. Those people will do anything to draw attention to themselves.
Posted by: nerdygirl her son is named Moses Posted by: Don Black Lucky for him she didn't go with Banana. Posted by: nerdygirl at January 15, 2024 10:58 PM (0Htd1) ***SNORT*** Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 15, 2024 11:00 PM (aA3+G) 251
>>>Ramswamy is smart, he knows he's playing for a cabinet job. He's not gonna do anything to screw that up.
Posted by: Tom Servo ------------------- Right. But Trump won't respect him if he doesn't toss it back. Posted by: Braenyard at January 15, 2024 11:01 PM (O54VZ) 252
Like anything will happen to the Deep State's pawn.
A guess? He'll be 'Epsteined' at some point, when his usefulness is over. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 15, 2024 11:01 PM (sAmhv) 253
That's what I expect to happen, around the time of the Dem convention. She will then run a feel good campaign with no debates against the R candidate, and the Dem machines in key states will cheat her into Barry's fourth and fifth terms.
Posted by: BillyD Her? That's a man, baby. I am not kidding, either. Electing the Trans-woman and all the lies surrounding "it" (him) is just another bunch of nails in the Republic's coffin. Expect the Media to continue to orally service that ...person. Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at January 15, 2024 11:01 PM (tjZg/) 254
Sandra Fluke > Onan's hand
Posted by: Lilttle Onan at January 15, 2024 11:01 PM (ibTVg) 255
My name seems about as simple and normal as possible, yet I still get asked, "How do you spell that?" and "Is that Sooo ?" Sheesh.
Posted by: LASue at January 15, 2024 10:53 PM (YDB6U) High their, Sioux! Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 15, 2024 11:01 PM (Angsy) 256
It's a bit exotic... But I'm Irish and I like green. Never had sex with a green woman. .... It's not a trap though right?
Posted by: Admiral spinebender at January 15, 2024 11:01 PM (duT0u) 257
Mishima, you, Ace, and CBD don’t have to worry about soon to be former Governor DeSantis if America is truly a free Constitutional Republic whose people elect its President.
If this is the case President Trump has an important position for Ron DeSantis. Ambassador to Gofuckyourselfistan. Posted by: Not Fat Dumb Ron at January 15, 2024 11:02 PM (G2REX) 258
scroll past me
Posted by: Don Black "Scroll on by...." Posted by: Dionne Warwick Let the good times scroll. Posted by: Ric Ocasek ------- Rock and Scroll Hootchie Koo Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 15, 2024 11:02 PM (XeU6L) 259
I liked Burgum. Seemed too good for politics.
Posted by: runner at January 15, 2024 11:03 PM (V13WU) 260
Possible VP?
Posted by: old chick at January 15, 2024 10:57 PM (sOete) ~~~~~ Hmmm, interesting. Burgum's a smart guy, low key, and came right out and endorsed PDT as soon as he ended his own campaign. Posted by: IrishEi at January 15, 2024 11:03 PM (5a+jU) 261
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I agree. I think naming someone a name that isn't a name is going to cause trouble for the kid later. Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 15, 2024 10:26 PM (Angsy) ---- Musk's kids? Posted by: Ciampino - You don't get enough oxygen? O2 little? ... at January 15, 2024 11:03 PM (qfLjt) 262
Damn autocorrect. Meant MisHum, not whatever spellcheck put there.
The ambassadorship is accurate though. Very important and prestigious. Posted by: Not Fat Dumb Ron at January 15, 2024 11:03 PM (G2REX) 263
Interestingly, Trump struggled with R votes under 45. Since there weren't that many, he won...we'll see if that weakness matters more in primary states.
He won 56% over 65, 52% over 45, 41% over 30, and 21% under 30 - Ron and Vivek pretty much were the reverse, losing support as voters got older... Posted by: Nova Local at January 15, 2024 11:04 PM (exHjb) 264
257 Mishima, you, Ace, and CBD don’t have to worry about soon to be former Governor DeSantis if America is truly a free Constitutional Republic whose people elect its President.
If this is the case President Trump has an important position for Ron DeSantis. Ambassador to Gofuckyourselfistan. Posted by: Not Fat Dumb Ron at January 15, 2024 11:02 PM (G2REX) My my, your intelligence is breathtaking. Thank you for sharing tonight on The ONT. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 15, 2024 11:04 PM (aA3+G) 265
I agree. I think naming someone a name that isn't a name is going to cause trouble for the kid later.
Posted by: OrangeEnt SO SOON AFTER ZAPPA MONTH??!?! Posted by: Dweezil and Moon Unit at January 15, 2024 11:04 PM (9WMo9) 266
Mishima, you, Ace, and CBD don’t have to worry about soon to be former Governor DeSantis if America is truly a free Constitutional Republic whose people elect its President.
If this is the case President Trump has an important position for Ron DeSantis. Ambassador to Gofuckyourselfistan. Posted by: Not Fat Dumb Ron at January 15, 2024 11:02 PM (G2REX) What a coincidence, I was going to suggest that position for Trump if he doesn't win in November. Posted by: Dr. T at January 15, 2024 11:04 PM (g0Y4p) 267
>>If no one could be nailed for the Russia Russia Russia collusion J6 is bigger and I don't see any the threads unraveling any time soon.
I think we all learned a lot about how deep the corruption goes in DC in the last 5 or 6 years. I don't expect any of them to actually be charged and face the fates they deserve. It sucks but that's reality. Garland or more realistically Lisa Monaco's DOJ isn't going to charge them. But the Russia hoax did get exposed and now nobody but drooling idiots on the left even mention it and Trump is going to be the nominee. My hope is that the American people will see the truth and what has been going on in DC despite what the media says and say enough. What is going to save this country is not indictments in DC it's the American people taking back this country from the so called elites and reclaiming it for all of us. That's my idea of really winning. Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 11:04 PM (ZLI7S) 268
Has anyone seen COMountainMarie? I've not seen her in weeks.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 15, 2024 11:04 PM (EQvEk) 269
Rock and Scroll Hootchie Koo
Posted by: Mike Hammer My eldest sister actually knew Rick Derringer, when they were both teen-agers and playing in bands. Well, I do think Rick is a little older than she is....but you get the drift. Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at January 15, 2024 11:04 PM (tjZg/) 270
>>>scroll past me
Posted by: Don Black "Scroll on by...." Posted by: Dionne Warwick Let the good times scroll. Posted by: Ric Ocasek ------- Rock and Scroll Hootchie Koo Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 15, 2024 11:02 PM (XeU6L) ==== Scroll With The Changes Posted by: Turn 2 at January 15, 2024 11:04 PM (JfxgE) 271
Loif the Dems always steal elections why bother voting?
Go play some other carnival game Posted by: Paul banned at January 15, 2024 11:05 PM (1K92W) 272
Musk's kids?
Posted by: Ciampino - You don't get enough oxygen? O2 little? ... at January 15, 2024 11:03 PM (qfLjt) They are going to have a world of trouble when they grow up. Posted by: Dweezil and Moon Unit at January 15, 2024 11:05 PM (tkR6S) 273
Expect the Media to continue to orally service that ...person.
Posted by: A face in the crowd Hope they have a deep throat Posted by: Admiral spinebender at January 15, 2024 11:05 PM (duT0u) 274
Has anyone seen COMountainMarie? I've not seen her in weeks.
Posted by: nurse ratched I have not. And she was here pretty much daily. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 15, 2024 11:06 PM (R4t5M) 275
Nilson's music was there when I was in a very difficult time in my life, and it brought me peace and solace. This song in particular was an inspiration to me...
https://youtu.be/MiLKTKd5pgs Posted by: Javems Thank you for that. It brings back memories. I loved Nilsson. Posted by: nerdygirl at January 15, 2024 11:07 PM (0Htd1) 276
Hmmm, interesting. Burgum's a smart guy, low key, and came right out and endorsed PDT as soon as he ended his own campaign.
Posted by: IrishEi Trump spoke of the people on the stage with him. When he spoke about Burgum he finished by saying he hoped he would be a very important part of his admin. Posted by: old chick at January 15, 2024 11:07 PM (sOete) 277
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 11:04 PM (ZLI7S) Jackstraw that is also what I pray for Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 15, 2024 11:07 PM (DpEcY) 278
Will never vote for Nikki. My last hold-my-vote was John McCain. Would we be better off today if McCain had won? No, we would still be blind to exactly how much our Government hates us.
If the bast//d immigration bill passes with Republican support, I doubt I bother voting at all. Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at January 15, 2024 11:07 PM (s6PBU) 279
Other interesting fact - Ron did worse than Trump and Nikki with 65+ - only category Nikki beat him...
Posted by: Nova Local at January 15, 2024 11:07 PM (exHjb) 280
@236
>>Possible VP? Fine by me, he seemed rationale and based, and I found myself largely agreeing with him whenever he got a chance to speak at "The Debates." Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 15, 2024 11:07 PM (XV/Pl) 281
Prolapse Paul!
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 15, 2024 11:08 PM (R4t5M) 282
Other interesting fact - Ron won under 30 going away - 35% to Vivek and Trump both at 21%...
Posted by: Nova Local at January 15, 2024 11:08 PM (exHjb) 283
My hope is that the American people will see the truth and what has been going on in DC despite what the media says and say enough. What is going to save this country is not indictments in DC it's the American people taking back this country from the so called elites and reclaiming it for all of us. That's my idea of really winning. Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 11:04 PM (ZLI7S) I like your hopes. Elections can go our way. But until the bureaucrats and their agencies, departments, etc. are dumped and destroyed we are screwed. Gas ranges come to mind. Dishwashers come to mind, toilets come to mind. It isn't my congressman voting for this shit or against it. Its some mindless hack who thinks he/she/it is important to save the world. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 15, 2024 11:08 PM (aA3+G) 284
I imagine Vivek took more of the younger vote since he’s the youngest as well
DeSantis fans being called crybabies because they say some had yet to vote when they called it. Not sure if that’s true since the headlines I saw were Trump being projected the winner “after polls closed” But if they did call it before all polls closed that’s bullshit and I say that as a trump supporter Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at January 15, 2024 11:08 PM (VTu1l) 285
220 The Eagles are not doing well.
Which makes me happy. Posted by: nurse ratched I knew I liked you nurse. Philadelphia fans with boo a blind child at an Easter egg hunt But Dalessandro's has awesome cheesesteaks. Plus Taylor pork roll, and even scrapple. Every crap whole city has some good things going for it. My sister lives there. Just filled with a bunch of pompous assholes that don't have any right to be pompous. But they hate the Midwest. My brother-in-law told me so because I'm a Philistine who lives in Michigan. Posted by: Admiral spinebender Philadelphians consider anything east of Allentown, the Midwest. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 15, 2024 11:08 PM (sAmhv) 286
agree. I think naming someone a name that isn't a name is going to cause trouble for the kid later.
Posted by: OrangeEnt SO SOON AFTER ZAPPA MONTH??!?! Posted by: Dweezil and Moon It probably is too soon. But on the other hand when Frank does it it's really weird cool. Posted by: Admiral spinebender at January 15, 2024 11:08 PM (duT0u) 287
SO SOON AFTER ZAPPA MONTH??!?!
Posted by: Dweezil and Moon Unit at January 15, 2024 11:04 PM (9WMo9) Lucky he didn't have any more. The next one was going to be named Aloysius Bustlefeather. Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 15, 2024 11:09 PM (Angsy) 288
257 Mishima, you, Ace, and CBD don’t have to worry about soon to be former Governor DeSantis if America is truly a free Constitutional Republic whose people elect its President.
If this is the case President Trump has an important position for Ron DeSantis. Ambassador to Gofuckyourselfistan. Posted by: Not Fat Dumb Ron at January 15, 2024 11:02 PM (G2REX) This guy is where Maoism intersects with Trump. Are you going to put people through struggle sessions if they do not take an oath of loyalty to your God? Posted by: Catch Thiety-Thr33 at January 15, 2024 11:09 PM (8sMut) 289
I'm sure his kids love it. Okay fine for sure for sure
Posted by: Admiral spinebender at January 15, 2024 11:09 PM (duT0u) 290
What is going to save this country is not indictments in DC it's the American people taking back this country from the so called elites and reclaiming it for all of us.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 11:04 PM (ZLI7S) ~~~~~ Truer words have never been spoken. Off to bed. Goodnight all. Posted by: IrishEi at January 15, 2024 11:10 PM (5a+jU) Posted by: Braenyard at January 15, 2024 11:10 PM (O54VZ) 292
137 I knew a girl named Brook Spring [Last Name]
Why would you do this to your kid? I also new a black guy named Shaka. Now, Shaka the historical ruler of the Zulu was a horrible person, but at least it was a real African name so I give his parents some credit... Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2024 10:33 PM (ibTVg) ---- I've seen several Black ladies named Kenya. Posted by: Ciampino - and have never been to Africa at January 15, 2024 11:10 PM (qfLjt) 293
Musk's kids?
Posted by: Ciampino - You don't get enough oxygen? O2 little? ... at January 15, 2024 11:03 PM (qfLjt) I don't know all of his kids, but I know the big dumb on is named Ox. Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 15, 2024 11:10 PM (Angsy) 294
Has anyone seen COMountainMarie? I've not seen her in weeks.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 15, 2024 11:04 PM (EQvEk) === You are seriously overestimating my ability to remember anything that happened more than 5 minutes ago. Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 15, 2024 11:10 PM (RIvkX) Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 11:10 PM (ZLI7S) 296
Wow im surprised it was DeSantis who got the yoot votes. They must have liked his cowboy boots
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at January 15, 2024 11:10 PM (VTu1l) 297
Some more back story on Nilsson and that song: he heard the Badfinger song at a party and mistook it for Beatles. He wanted to cover it for his next album and looked for that "new" Beatles song at his friends house, discovering that he was wrong. Flash forward he signed on a hot producer where Harry gave creative control for his next album (post surprise hit from the Midnight Cowboy re-launch of "Everybody's Talking" on the soundtrack). Harry had a VERY different notion of how "Without You" should go and he clashed with the producer for the entire production of the album. At the end Nilsson submitted and belted out the album version in one take. It was a global hit, the biggest of his life.
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at January 15, 2024 11:10 PM (PWI4f) 298
But until the bureaucrats and their agencies, departments, etc. are dumped and destroyed we are screwed.
This. Nothing changes in DC until this happens. Its why elections are increasingly irrelevant. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 15, 2024 11:10 PM (sAmhv) 299
Parents also need to be mindful of initials too, such as C. P. P.
Posted by: The Unvaxxed A former co-worker was Billie Jo. She hated her given name so much that she insisted on being called BJ. Posted by: Tonypete at January 15, 2024 11:10 PM (mp9e7) 300
291 Listening to Queen. Never listen to that group before.
Very musical, a little faggoty. Posted by: Braenyard at January 15, 2024 11:10 PM (O54VZ) Hmmmm, a band with 4 males calling themselves queen and the lead singer dying of Aids. Yeah a little light in the loafers. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 15, 2024 11:11 PM (aA3+G) 301
Philly is a shithole. Who gives a fuck what they think. Good people on this blog excluded, of course.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 15, 2024 11:11 PM (R4t5M) 302
271 Loif the Dems always steal elections why bother voting?
Go play some other carnival game Posted by: Paul banned at January 15, 2024 11:05 PM (1K92W) Let’s just go ahead and hold the election anyway, my hate-filled Maoist Statist. You sound like a Brezhnev-era apparatchik giving the party line. (H/t, Lord Hannan) Posted by: Catch Thiety-Thr33 at January 15, 2024 11:12 PM (8sMut) 303
This guy is where Maoism intersects with Trump. Are you going to put people through struggle sessions if they do not take an oath of loyalty to your God?
Posted by: Catch Thiety-Thr33 Politics is a cult for way too many people. It's creepy. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 15, 2024 11:12 PM (sAmhv) 304
A former co-worker was Billie Jo. She hated her given name so much that she insisted on being called BJ.
************** Ha ha Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at January 15, 2024 11:12 PM (VTu1l) 305
A former co-worker was Billie Jo. She hated her given name so much that she insisted on being called BJ.
Poor girl, that sucks. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 15, 2024 11:13 PM (dZVON) 306
Has anyone seen COMountainMarie? I've not seen her in weeks.
Posted by: nurse ratched I have not. And she was here pretty much daily. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 15, 2024 11:06 PM (R4t5M) Last night's or the night's before ONT. Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 15, 2024 11:14 PM (Angsy) 307
305 A former co-worker was Billie Jo. She hated her given name so much that she insisted on being called BJ.
Poor girl, that sucks. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 15, 2024 11:13 PM (dZVON) ***SNORT*** Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 15, 2024 11:14 PM (aA3+G) 308
Philly is a shithole. Who gives a fuck what they think. Good people on this blog excluded, of course
********** I visited years and remember when I parked to visit the Edgar Allen Poe museum there was a literal drug deal going down on the same street. That was awkward I can’t even imagine what it must be like now Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at January 15, 2024 11:14 PM (VTu1l) 309
Last night's or the night's before ONT.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 15, 2024 11:14 PM (Angsy) Good stuff. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 15, 2024 11:15 PM (R4t5M) Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at January 15, 2024 11:15 PM (VTu1l) 311
Iowa by the numbers
- Voting-eligible population: 2,348,787 - Breakdown by sex: 49.1% male, 50.9% female - Breakdown by age: 20.9% 18-29 years old, 23.4% 30-44 years old, 32.3% 45-64 years old, 23.4% 65+ years old - Breakdown by race: 92.9% White, 3.2% Black or African American, 1.5% Asian, 3.8% Hispanic or Latino, 0.0% Native American or Alaska Native, 0.0% Native Hawaiian or Pacific Islander, 1.4% two or more races - Breakdown by education: 2.0% less than high school education, 4.9% some high school (no diploma), 31.0% high school graduate or equivalency, 23.7% some college (no degree), 11.5% associate's degree, 18.8% bachelor's degree, 8.2% graduate or professional degree Posted by: runner at January 15, 2024 11:16 PM (V13WU) 312
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My name is spilling back into relevancy! Posted by: Onan Don't be a jerk about it. Posted by: OrangeEnt He's part of the New Generation. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2024 10:33 PM (63Dwl) ---- That part of the New Generation is just a wasted handful. Posted by: Ciampino - The Kleenex Generation at January 15, 2024 11:16 PM (qfLjt) 313
299, not sure I get the CPP thing, for me, it be worse to be named C. C. P. But that probably proves I’m old and I’m missing something.
Speaking of people whose names are initials. It is interesting that anyone with B and J can go with their initials, and just sounds right. I’m not sure what is about the letter J but it just works for initials. You have BJ, J D., DJ, etc. but if your initials are LR, that would sound really weird. Our English language is interesting. Posted by: Quint at January 15, 2024 11:18 PM (NevXa) 314
Hmmmm, a band with 4 males calling themselves queen and the lead singer dying of Aids. Yeah a little light in the loafers.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 15, 2024 11:11 PM (aA3+G) Heh, that's why I never listened to them in their heyday. Turns out only Freddie was bi/gay. The others weren't sure of the band name. Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 15, 2024 11:18 PM (Angsy) Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 15, 2024 11:18 PM (dZVON) Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 11:18 PM (ZLI7S) 317
It has been discussed many times here. But Philly is a legit shit hole as you say and I guess Pittsburgh is right there a hard-core left-wing dump. The rest of the state is bright red. It is Alabama red. These lefties are lucky that these hard-core red people, these hard-core trumpets, keep allowing their state to be run by them. No way the hard-core left allow that it’s a situation was reversed.
Posted by: Quint at January 15, 2024 11:20 PM (NevXa) 318
I visited years and remember when I parked to visit the Edgar Allen Poe museum there was a literal drug deal going down on the same street. That was awkward
I can’t even imagine what it must be like now Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at January 15, 2024 11:14 PM (VTu1l) Well, it was in the gutter, right? Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 15, 2024 11:21 PM (Angsy) 319
That was quick
@JenniferJJacobs · 8m NEWS: GOP presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy is dropping out of race after low numbers in Iowa caucuses, per sources. Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 15, 2024 11:22 PM (IG4Id) 320
In deep-freeze Chicago, there are a bunch of Teslas queued up to use the chargers -- but the chargers are not working. To make it worse, the batteries have been so depleted in the frigid temps that people have to get out and push their cars.
People, keep taking orders from FJB. Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 15, 2024 11:22 PM (di9il) 321
Gas ranges come to mind. Dishwashers come to mind, toilets come to mind.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 15, 2024 11:08 PM (aA3+G) Hey! What about me? Posted by: The Roman Empire at January 15, 2024 11:22 PM (Angsy) Posted by: Braenyard at January 15, 2024 11:22 PM (O54VZ) 323
Vivek is dropping out.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 11:23 PM (ZLI7S) 324
you asked for it !
Pennsylvania by the numbers - Voting-eligible population: 9,810,201 - Breakdown by sex: 48.4% male, 51.6% female - Breakdown by age: 19.5% 18-29 years old, 22.6% 30-44 years old, 33.8% 45-64 years old, 24.1% 65+ years old - Breakdown by race: 83.3% White, 10.6% Black or African American, 2.4% Asian, 5.6% Hispanic or Latino, 0.2% Native American or Alaska Native, 0.0% Native Hawaiian or Pacific Islander, 1.6% two or more races - Breakdown by education: 2.5% less than high school education, 6.3% some high school (no diploma), 34.8% high school graduate or equivalency, 18.1% some college (no degree), 8.2% associate's degree, 18.7% bachelor's degree, 11.3% graduate or professional degree Posted by: runner at January 15, 2024 11:23 PM (V13WU) 325
Vivek is out, Vivek is out.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 15, 2024 11:23 PM (XV/Pl) 326
NEWS: GOP presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy is dropping out of race after low numbers in Iowa caucuses, per sources.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 15, 2024 11:22 PM (IG4Id) Huh? He was neck and neck with Nikki for third place. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2024 11:24 PM (tkR6S) Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 15, 2024 11:24 PM (ufFY8) 328
Vivek endorses Trump.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 11:24 PM (ZLI7S) 329
325 Vivek is out, Vivek is out.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 15, 2024 11:23 PM (XV/Pl) Probably helps Ron, b/c he and Vivek were competing against each other for under 45s...especially in under 30s... Nikki least helped b/c she was getting old people, and Vivek got almost none of those (if Ron got few, Vivek got almost none).. Posted by: Nova Local at January 15, 2024 11:25 PM (exHjb) 330
Wow, I still think he’s going for the VP slot. I know people say otherwise and say Trump just bashed him but I’ve seen politics a long time. Not saying I’m going to be right and I don’t even care if I’m going to be right my guess is Vivek is likely to be Trump VP I could be wrong
Posted by: Quint at January 15, 2024 11:25 PM (NevXa) 331
I like what Vivek says.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 15, 2024 11:25 PM (MeG8a) 332
Huh? He was neck and neck with Nikki for third place.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2024 11:24 PM (tkR6S) Not tonight... Posted by: Nova Local at January 15, 2024 11:25 PM (exHjb) 333
In deep-freeze Chicago, there are a bunch of Teslas queued up to use the chargers -- but the chargers are not working. To make it worse, the batteries have been so depleted in the frigid temps that people have to get out and push their cars.
People, keep taking orders from FJB. Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 15, 2024 11:22 PM (di9il) Haha. Livin' on Tesla Time. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2024 11:25 PM (tkR6S) 334
Just perused some notable DeSantis/NeverTrump accounts and boy, they made it clear boomers must go and Trump supporters are stupid AF.
Man. These people are deeply unhinged. Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 15, 2024 11:25 PM (4U+62) Posted by: Methos at January 15, 2024 11:26 PM (Dnobf) 336
I won't bore you with Michigan, but the breakdown is similar to PA, voting population of the 45-64 is higher than in other age groups; majority white, etc.
Posted by: runner at January 15, 2024 11:26 PM (V13WU) 337
got knocked off the internet
missed the end of the game Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2024 11:26 PM (geLO8) 338
Haley has no chance in hell this is one thing I’m sure of. Maybe she’s angling to be vice president though I don’t see it if Trump does it fine politics is what it is but one thing I do know is Haley has no chance whatsoever ever of being the Republican presidential nominee in 2024.
Posted by: Quint at January 15, 2024 11:26 PM (NevXa) 339
Fox is calling DeSantis over Haley for 2nd.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 11:18 PM (ZLI7S) This will keep DeSantis in and that is good. Posted by: coyne at January 15, 2024 11:26 PM (6UYA5) Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at January 15, 2024 11:27 PM (VTu1l) Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2024 11:27 PM (geLO8) 342
Vivek served his purpose, I guess.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 15, 2024 11:27 PM (g0Y4p) 343
Huh? He was neck and neck with Nikki for third place.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2024 11:24 PM (tkR6S) That's a hell of a mind picture. Vivek and Nikki necking. Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 15, 2024 11:28 PM (Angsy) 344
I hope Vivek is not out for good. He burst onto the national stage with policies that people needed to.hear, such as, slash whole department out of the federal budget. Let more of his background come out, let him show he's committed.
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 15, 2024 11:28 PM (di9il) 345
It has been discussed many times here. But Philly is a legit shit hole as you say and I guess Pittsburgh is right there a hard-core left-wing dump. The rest of the state is bright red. It is Alabama red. These lefties are lucky that these hard-core red people, these hard-core trumpets, keep allowing their state to be run by them. No way the hard-core left allow that it’s a situation was reversed.
Posted by: Quint at January 15, 2024 11:20 PM (NevXa) Correct on all. Just waiting for the bat signal. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 15, 2024 11:28 PM (R4t5M) 346
Vivek served his purpose, I guess.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 15, 2024 11:27 PM (g0Y4p) which was what? honest question. Posted by: runner at January 15, 2024 11:29 PM (V13WU) Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 15, 2024 11:29 PM (ufFY8) 348
Well, statewide, that's about how I expected caucus night to go. The only fear I had was that Pooky's elderly grandparents would brave the cold and ice to come, but I didn't see them, so Grandma must've made Grandpa a double to keep him inside. :-D
Posted by: pookysgirl, huddled unter a heated blanket at January 15, 2024 11:30 PM (dtlDP) 349
so who else is tired of my football comments
always looking for ways to refine the Don Black Experience Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2024 11:30 PM (geLO8) 350
so who else is tired of my football comments
always looking for ways to refine the Don Black Experience Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2024 11:30 PM (geLO I'm not. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 15, 2024 11:31 PM (R4t5M) 351
>>This will keep DeSantis in and that is good.
It really helps Trump. There are two lanes in the Republican primary, America First and Never Trump. Trump owns America First. Ron spent over $100 million to win a very, very distant 2nd in Iowa and he's going to get smoked in NH and SC. He's just spending his donors money now to no real purpose. Never Trump is done and so is Ron. Time to unite behind Trump and go beat Biden. Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 11:32 PM (ZLI7S) 352
which was what? honest question.
Posted by: runner at January 15, 2024 11:29 PM (V13WU) In my opinion? Run interference for Trump against DeSantis. It was obvious long ago that the more ways the Not-Trump vote was split, the more difficult that would make it for any one of the others to win. I'm 90% sure that's Haley's sole purpose for running as well. Posted by: Dr. T at January 15, 2024 11:32 PM (g0Y4p) 353
Did I mention I'm freezing?
Anyway, off to the shower and bed. Pray for me, Horde. Pray for hot water. Night! Posted by: Robert at January 15, 2024 11:32 PM (81zXs) 354
I cannot see Vivek as a VP. He would go crazy: he is top-level, executive material. But he needs a platform to continue getting out his fresh ideas.
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 15, 2024 11:32 PM (di9il) 355
so who else is tired of my football comments
always looking for ways to refine the Don Black Experience Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2024 11:30 PM (geLO could use more description of the cheerleaders' elbows. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2024 11:33 PM (tkR6S) 356
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Dad is a farmer. Dad names his kids by the first thing he sees when they're born. The older kid comes home from the first day of school, having got into trouble with teacher over his first name. She wouldn't believe him. His little brother asks, "What trouble did you cause, Wagonwheel?" The elder brother replies, "You'll find out next year, Chickenshit!" Posted by: Ciampino - The Kleenex Generation at January 15, 2024 11:33 PM (qfLjt) 357
so who else is tired of my football comments
always looking for ways to refine the Don Black Experience Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2024 11:30 PM (geLO I gave up all sports once CK's knee hit the turf with no repercussions. Don't let my choice influence what you post. I just scroll on by scores or game discussion. Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 15, 2024 11:33 PM (Angsy) 358
ok, feedback
thanks Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2024 11:33 PM (geLO8) 359
Wow just reported that Trump won all 99 counties
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at January 15, 2024 11:34 PM (VTu1l) 360
338 Haley has no chance in hell this is one thing I’m sure of. Maybe she’s angling to be vice president though I don’t see it if Trump does it fine politics is what it is but one thing I do know is Haley has no chance whatsoever ever of being the Republican presidential nominee in 2024.
Posted by: Quint at January 15, 2024 11:26 PM (NevXa) If Trump is the GOP nominee and Hillary-Lite is his VP mate, I will not vote for Trump. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 15, 2024 11:34 PM (aA3+G) 361
342 Vivek served his purpose, I guess.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 15, 2024 11:27 PM (g0Y4p) Trump recently made a comment that he knew who he would choose to be his VP. Vivid drops out of the race, the next week. What a Co In Ki Dink! Posted by: Romeo13 at January 15, 2024 11:34 PM (xaFKb) 362
Haley's purpose for running is to secure campaign donations for her pay-off. She's a whore.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 15, 2024 11:35 PM (R4t5M) 363
I cannot see Vivek as a VP. He would go crazy: he is top-level, executive material. But he needs a platform to continue getting out his fresh ideas.
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 15, 2024 11:32 PM (di9il) Not as VP, but he could useful as a Cabinet-level appointee, or a "Czar". Because he could be fired if he strayed off the reservation. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2024 11:35 PM (tkR6S) 364
If Trump is the GOP nominee and Hillary-Lite is his VP mate, I will not vote for Trump.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 15, 2024 11:34 PM (aA3+G) But, but didn't you hear that it's time for all of us to unite behind Trump?! Didn't you hear that?!?! Posted by: Dr. T at January 15, 2024 11:35 PM (g0Y4p) 365
(xaFKb)
362 Haley's purpose for running is to secure campaign donations for her pay-off. She's a whore. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory Yes Posted by: Admiral spinebender at January 15, 2024 11:36 PM (duT0u) 366
Posted by: Ciampino - The Kleenex Generation at January 15, 2024 11:33 PM (qfLjt)
In the early 1900s, a lot of states had laws about what a legal name could be. My Grandparents wanted to name my Father 'Jack', but in Iowa, that was considered a nickname... he did not know his legal name was 'John', until he got his birth cert to Join the Navy in WW2. Posted by: Romeo13 at January 15, 2024 11:36 PM (xaFKb) 367
364 If Trump is the GOP nominee and Hillary-Lite is his VP mate, I will not vote for Trump.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 15, 2024 11:34 PM (aA3+G) But, but didn't you hear that it's time for all of us to unite behind Trump?! Didn't you hear that?!?! Posted by: Dr. T at January 15, 2024 11:35 PM (g0Y4p) I did. So if I'm to be united with DJT then Punjab gal can't be on the ticket. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 15, 2024 11:37 PM (aA3+G) 368
@349 I'll be honest with you, since you asked, I DGAF about football. there, I said it.
Posted by: runner at January 15, 2024 11:37 PM (V13WU) 369
Have you seen the little piggies
Crawling in the dirt And for all those little piggies Life is getting worse Always having dirt to play around in. Posted by: SMOD at January 15, 2024 11:38 PM (RovqD) 370
>> If Trump is the GOP nominee and Hillary-Lite is his VP mate, I will not vote for Trump.
Well that was a rumor started by the incredibly sweet and never say a bad word DeSantis campaign so I wouldn't worry about it. He's not going to choose Haley. That was always a lie. Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 11:38 PM (ZLI7S) 371
362 Haley's purpose for running is to secure campaign donations for her pay-off. She's a whore.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory Also that. Posted by: Dr. T at January 15, 2024 11:38 PM (g0Y4p) 372
This will be the first election where there is a sitting and a former president on the ballot at the same time.
Posted by: coyne at January 15, 2024 11:39 PM (6UYA5) 373
Quint: "Maybe she's angling to be vice president..."
Who would trust her? She's an unmoored weathervane who blows globalist. Trump would be a historic fool to bring that subversion into his second term given he is something of a lame duck the moment he returns and she's a self-serving, ambitious politician? But who knows what these politicos really think given they are universally enigmas wrapped in riddles soaked in lies floating in sewage? Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 15, 2024 11:39 PM (aXxgO) 374
There is is no reality in which Trump picks Hindu Karen to be his VP.
She’s a disgusting hag pig of an elephant sized cow fucker Or to put it in other terms, I don’t like her very much Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at January 15, 2024 11:39 PM (VTu1l) 375
Ahmet is another son of Frank and Gail Zappa.
Posted by: Ahmet Vomit! Ahmet Vomit! at January 15, 2024 11:40 PM (V5BDR) 376
If Trump picks Haley as his VP the deep state will grassy knoll him right after inauguration.
So I hope he knows not to pick her. Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 15, 2024 11:40 PM (DpEcY) 377
Not a question in 373. P1 should end in a period.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 15, 2024 11:41 PM (aXxgO) 378
If Burgum isn't the VP I'll put my marker on him being Sec of Energy.
He'd be brilliant in that capacity. Plus he's signed the most anti transgender bills, very strong abortion bills, etc. He would be an excellent addition for the people that want less drama, even if he is another white guy. Posted by: old chick at January 15, 2024 11:41 PM (sOete) 379
hahaha
If you listen to Haley's concession speech and still think Trump would choose her well remember that moron can also be spelled with a capital M. Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 11:41 PM (ZLI7S) 380
Time to unite behind Trump and go beat Biden.
- Just observing, but there's not much to the argument of uniting the non Trump vote when it's less that half the available voters. Although I expect the campaign to continue until the donor money has been sufficiently laundered to the consultants. Posted by: Methos at January 15, 2024 11:42 PM (Dnobf) 381
Bill Kristol endorsed Haley. Just mentioning it for what it is worth....
Posted by: runner at January 15, 2024 11:42 PM (V13WU) 382
Damn Ms. Hum! I don’t like her either but damn. I respect someone who tells it like it is. Trump should not choose her because we don’t want her. Trump don’t do this. Don’t listen to those dumb DC thieves. The fact of the matter is no Trump supporter cares who is VP candidate it is unless he chooses some deep state jag off. By the way, and I know everyone knows this but jag off is not a curse. Word it is Pittsburghese, and basically means a jerk. And for sure it’s fun to call someone to jag off because people are offended by a term they don’t know and all being equal, at least we’re calling them a jerk, but worse.
Posted by: Quint at January 15, 2024 11:42 PM (NevXa) 383
OMG, Mrs. DIG has MTV on, and it is a train wreck of a show. Some white woman, all in tats, with half black, half bright red hair, done up in mouse ears, is talking like a ghetto black woman.
Wtf. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 15, 2024 11:43 PM (ufFY8) 384
If Burgum isn't the VP I'll put my marker on him being Sec of Energy.
********** Sec of energy, definitely VP? Not after he pledged his state would be carbon neutral by 2030 Planning to murder the entire state population so they stop breathing, governor? Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at January 15, 2024 11:43 PM (VTu1l) 385
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 15, 2024 11:39 PM (aXxgO)
“Trust me, it’s NOT money well spent either. Too much teeth and complaining!” - Globalist dude Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 15, 2024 11:43 PM (4U+62) 386
Haley's purpose for running is to secure campaign donations for her pay-off. She's a whore.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory I have been reading her money is coming from Democrats. CNN: "Top Democratic donor gives $250k to support Nikki Haley, citing need to defeat Trump in primary." Her post Iowa speech has here comparing Trump and Biden as opposite side of the same coin ("Trump Biden nightmare"). Oh please, shut the fuck up. A vote for Nikki is a vote for McCarthy - McConnell GOP. Posted by: lost in space at January 15, 2024 11:43 PM (Prj+V) 387
>>If Burgum isn't the VP I'll put my marker on him being Sec of Energy.
He'd be brilliant in that capacity. Plus he's signed the most anti transgender bills, very strong abortion bills, etc. A very good friend of mine was his classmate at Stanford. He says Burgum is one of the smartest guys he's ever met and my friend is a pretty smart guy himself. Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 11:43 PM (ZLI7S) 388
You say you got a real solution
Well, you know We'd all love to see the plan You ask me for a contribution Well, you know We're all doing what we can But if you want money for people with minds that hate All I can tell is brother you have to wait Posted by: SMOD at January 15, 2024 11:44 PM (RovqD) 389
> 364 If Trump is the GOP nominee and Hillary-Lite is his VP mate, I will not vote for Trump.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 15, 2024 11:34 PM (aA3+G) I think the probability that Trump would pick Haley is so close to zero that it can be safely discounted. Another candidate might be subject to pressure by the party to pick a specific running mate, but at this point it's clear that Trump has Zero Fucks Given status when it comes to the uniparty. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 15, 2024 11:44 PM (W5ArC) 390
This will be the first election where there is a sitting and a former president on the ballot at the same time. Posted by: coyne No, it is not. Benjamin Harrison v Grover Cleveland in 1892. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 15, 2024 11:45 PM (xG4kz) 391
A word on Captain Beefheart: I echo the simultaneous 1/10 and 10/10 comment @Tom Servo made.
He did not know anything about music, so he was unconstrained by our conventional shared understanding of rhythm, tonality, harmony, even what sounds instruments should make. All he had was raw artistic vision. But he cut through so much musical BS we don't even notice because we're so used to it. For some reason I cannot understand, Emirates Airlines had Trout Mask Replica on their playlist several years ago. I defy anyone to listen all the way through it without your ears bleeding. Here's what they had to say: "His challenging 1969 masterpiece sums up the enigma of the late Don Vliet. Produced by his childhood friend Frank Zappa, it remains an uncompromising, brutal, and imaginative work. While it sounds like nothing else, the energy and raw musical talent have influenced legions of artists after him." My personal faves are "Ant Man Bee" and "Moonlight on Vermont." Then, of course, there's "The Blimp." Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 15, 2024 11:45 PM (7B5FA) 392
>>>He's just spending his donors money now to no real purpose. Never Trump is done and so is Ron.
Time to unite behind Trump and go beat Biden. Posted by: JackStraw ---------------------- His donors came to him. They are e and he knows it. Posted by: Braenyard at January 15, 2024 11:45 PM (O54VZ) 393
381, I lost respect for Haley back when she was the governor. South Carolina had that issue with flying the confederate flag on their state house property. It’s not that I support the confederate flag but the way she spoke about it the way she dealt with it I realize she was a lightweight and I was not a fan.
I know she was Trump representative at the UN. But then, again, if you are a Republican presidents representative that the UN that tells me a lot about how highly they think of you. I guess what I’m saying is I never warm this woman never appreciate it what she put forth. I am all in for Trump but I’m a conservative first. I’ve been a conservative a lot longer than Trump has been I like Vivek, I like DeSantis. I just wanna win. And I voted for Trump in every election he has been on the ballot. That is what I’m going to do going forward. Posted by: Quint at January 15, 2024 11:45 PM (NevXa) 394
> 381 Bill Kristol endorsed Haley. Just mentioning it for what it is worth....
Thanks a lot, you senile cuck. Posted by: Nikki Haley at January 15, 2024 11:45 PM (W5ArC) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2024 11:45 PM (63Dwl) 396
Trump will not pick anyone who might possibly out-shine him
Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2024 11:46 PM (geLO8) 397
New York Times June 2023
Burgum announced an unusual goal for a Republican: to get North Dakota to carbon neutrality by 2030. However, he rejected transitioning to renewable energy, a central step that climate scientists say is needed to accomplish that goal. North Dakota is a major user of wind energy, but it is also heavily reliant on oil, natural gas and coal, and Mr. Burgum does not want to fundamentally change that. He argues instead that, by using new technology to capture carbon emissions, North Dakota can become carbon neutral while continuing to rely in large part on fossil fuels. Posted by: old chick at January 15, 2024 11:46 PM (sOete) 398
> I defy anyone to listen all the way through it without your ears bleeding.
I've tried a few times. I don't think I've ever even finished the first track. Posted by: Nikki Haley at January 15, 2024 11:46 PM (W5ArC) 399
Grover Cleveland
****** Wasn’t he, if not the only President who served 2 terms but not consecutively? Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at January 15, 2024 11:46 PM (VTu1l) 400
>The Eagles are not doing well.
One of these nights... Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. Already Gone Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2024 11:47 PM (geLO8) 401
My personal faves are "Ant Man Bee" and "Moonlight on Vermont." Then, of course, there's "The Blimp." Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon There used to be a commenter here whose nic was moonlight on vermont. Used to be. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2024 11:48 PM (63Dwl) 402
400 >The Eagles are not doing well.
One of these nights... Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. Already Gone Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2024 11:47 PM (geLO Heartache Tonight. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 15, 2024 11:49 PM (W5ArC) 403
Gotta give up for the night. Hope I don't have another long, bizarre dream like last night.
After my MRI last week, as i was drifting off to sleep, I had a very short, like three-second dreamlet. The Doc was looking at the test report and said, "It's a tumor," and immediately all my hair and teeth fell out. Woke me right up! Sweet dreams, y'all. 💤 Posted by: mindful webworker - every day a gift at January 15, 2024 11:49 PM (BmwFL) 404
If Trump is the GOP nominee and Hillary-Lite is his VP mate, I will not vote for Trump. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra
Seconded. I wouldn't even cast a vote for President in that case. Posted by: lost in space at January 15, 2024 11:49 PM (Prj+V) 405
by using new technology to capture carbon emissions, North Dakota can become carbon neutral while continuing to rely in large part on fossil fuels.
******** I hope that’s real tech and not him dancing on the green “energy” minefield Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at January 15, 2024 11:49 PM (VTu1l) 406
runner: "Bill Kristol endorsed Haley. Just mentioning it for what it is worth...."
It was probably worth enough to bump DeSantis into second. So Kristol has that going for him. It's like a Jim Cramer tip; absolutely do something else. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 15, 2024 11:49 PM (aXxgO) 407
>>Trump will not pick anyone who might possibly out-shine him
Trump isn't picking anyone who is running against him. Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 11:50 PM (ZLI7S) 408
His little brother asks, "What trouble did you cause, Wagonwheel?" The elder brother replies, "You'll find out next year, Chickenshit!" Posted by: Ciampino - The Kleenex Generation at January 15, 2024 11:33 PM (qfLjt)
There's an Indian tribe version of that joke. Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 15, 2024 11:50 PM (7B5FA) 409
It was probably worth enough to bump DeSantis into second. So Kristol has that going for him. It's like a Jim Cramer tip; absolutely do something else.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 15, 2024 11:49 PM (aXxgO) lol, you might be right! Posted by: runner at January 15, 2024 11:50 PM (V13WU) 410
Kap'n Krystal is Shit Midas the Lesser Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 15, 2024 11:51 PM (xG4kz) 411
Trump isn't picking anyone who is running against him Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 11:50 PM (ZLI7S)
Ben Carson. Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 15, 2024 11:51 PM (7B5FA) Posted by: Vivek! at January 15, 2024 11:51 PM (VTu1l) 413
>Wasn’t he, if not the only President who served 2 terms but not consecutively?
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger he was also the 2nd most massive President, behind only Taft, who weighed 360 Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2024 11:51 PM (geLO8) 414
could have been a dog whistle to the dems to go change registration and vote Haley
Posted by: runner at January 15, 2024 11:51 PM (V13WU) 415
There's an Indian tribe version of that joke.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 15, 2024 11:50 PM (7B5FA) Two Dogs Fucking Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 15, 2024 11:52 PM (ufFY8) 416
> No, it is not. Benjamin Harrison v Grover Cleveland in 1892.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 15, 2024 11:45 PM (xG4kz) Also, Teddy Roosevelt was on the 1912 ballot after having served two previous terms. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 15, 2024 11:53 PM (W5ArC) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 15, 2024 11:53 PM (xG4kz) 418
The average US President weighs 182 lbs
Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2024 11:53 PM (geLO8) 419
178
A sergeant major is inspecting his troops one morning when he sees a new soldier he doesn't recognize. "Hey, you! Soldier! Get over here! What's your name?" "John." "John?! What the hell kind of army do you think this is? John! I never call my soldiers by their first names. It breeds familiarity and leads to a breakdown in discipline. I only ever call my soldiers by their last names: Smith, Jones, Jenkins, and so on. And you will refer to me as sergeant major. Do I make myself clear?" "Yes, sergeant major." "Good. Now that we've got that settled, what is your name, soldier?" The soldier breathes a heavy sigh and answers "Darling. My name is John Darling, sergeant major." "Okay John, here's what I need you to do..." Posted by: Ciampino - Drill Instructors at January 15, 2024 11:53 PM (qfLjt) 420
In my mind the fact that neither Rhonda Santis or Nikki congratulated Trump shows very poor character!! He beat them by 30 points. I will now always think of them as having no class. Vivek congratulated him.
Posted by: AnnaS at January 15, 2024 11:54 PM (FnSbk) 421
I’m going with Lee Zelden for VP. Trump needs someone young. Who can do another 8 years.
Posted by: Jaimo at January 15, 2024 11:54 PM (sOA7y) Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 11:54 PM (ZLI7S) 423
He argues instead that, by using new technology to capture carbon emissions, North Dakota can become carbon neutral while continuing to rely in large part on fossil fuels.
Posted by: old chick at January 15, 2024 11:46 PM (sOete) What it is? Playing lip service to the Warmunists by pretending to do something about the harmless gas CO2. So pump it under extremely high pressure into depleting oil fields. Liquid CO2 is a great solvent for hydrocarbons, so it can enhance recovery. The industry likes it, and by cooking the books the right way, you can be "carbon neutral" without giving up fossil fuels. Saskatchewan, right next door to NoDak, is doing the same thing. It is clever management. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2024 11:54 PM (tkR6S) 424
James Madison was our tiniest President at just 100 lbs
Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2024 11:54 PM (geLO8) Posted by: runner at January 15, 2024 11:54 PM (V13WU) 426
I'm sorry to see Vivek drop out, personally.
I've been seeing him pwning communist reporters a lot lately. I think he's been to Trump school. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 15, 2024 11:55 PM (W5ArC) 427
“Once you’ve heard Beefheart, it’s hard to wash him out of your clothes. It stains, like coffee or blood.” - Tom Waits
I don't know if the this quote is fiction but if it isn't it is the truest fiction ever. Posted by: lost in space at January 15, 2024 11:56 PM (Prj+V) 428
418 The average US President weighs 182 lbs
Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2024 11:53 PM (geLO ----------- At the end of my presidency, I weighed as much as two average presidents combined. Posted by: William H. Taft at January 15, 2024 11:56 PM (h8c/W) 429
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 15, 2024 11:34 PM (aA3+G)
The Freudian slip I described earlier (accidentally calling Nikki "Hillary") mightily strained the decorum of the caucusgoers. No one laughed out loud, though. Posted by: pookysgirl, huddled under a heated blanket at January 15, 2024 11:56 PM (dtlDP) 430
411 Trump isn't picking anyone who is running against him Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 11:50 PM (ZLI7S)
Ben Carson. Posted by: Caesar North ----------------------------- Good pick. Vivek has a place in the adminstration but not VP, he is more active and aggressive than that. If he were a lawyer (Ken Paxton) AG would be a place. But he will be there, somewhere fitting his personality and skills. Posted by: Braenyard at January 15, 2024 11:56 PM (O54VZ) 431
The average US President weighs 182 lbs
...and has a full head of hair..on average Posted by: runner at January 15, 2024 11:54 PM (V13WU) All the more reason I should have been elected! Posted by: Hillary! at January 15, 2024 11:56 PM (7B5FA) 432
Also, Teddy Roosevelt was on the 1912 ballot after having served two previous terms. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia Technically, the last three plus years of McKinley's second term and his own term after the 1904 election. He was on the ballot to run for President only twice -- 1904 and 1912; in 1900, he was there for Veep. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 15, 2024 11:57 PM (xG4kz) 433
LOL
This train wreck of a show, the white ghetto chick has four biological kids and SEVEN kids from her sister, who is in jail. Wtf. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 15, 2024 11:57 PM (ufFY8) 434
Which president got stuck in the bath tub?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2024 11:57 PM (63Dwl) 435
North Dakota is one of the biggest oil producers in the country and one of the largest coal producers so if the tech is funded he probably can convince people that all of the above is necessary for the future security of the USA.
I have my qualms about him but he's self made and a very smart man, with an equally intelligent 2nd wife. (she was an asset to PJT in his first term, re drug rehabilitation programs) Posted by: old chick at January 15, 2024 11:57 PM (sOete) 436
Ha, Mrs. DIG says, and I quote, "How does she have the time to do this fucking shit with 11 kids?"
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 15, 2024 11:58 PM (ufFY8) Posted by: nurse ratched at January 15, 2024 11:58 PM (pP7rZ) 438
Other than Obama (which would make it too easy) which do you think was the gayest U.S. President.
No actual evidence needed here... just which one would you be the least surprised if he turned out to be gay. Me: Woodrow Wilson. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 15, 2024 11:59 PM (W5ArC) Posted by: Braenyard at January 15, 2024 11:59 PM (O54VZ) 440
Beefheart and Zappa did a live album, "Bongo Fury," where Beefheart was more or less corralled into being more musical than was typical; Zappa knew how to use him to effect.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 15, 2024 11:59 PM (7B5FA) 441
Internet Sez™ Taft had a custom-made bathtub that could fit 4 men
I wonder how they determined that Posted by: Don Black at January 16, 2024 12:00 AM (geLO8) Posted by: runner at January 16, 2024 12:00 AM (V13WU) 443
Who the hell is this guy? Oh yea, a US Senator.
@TTuberville Can we stop pretending this is an actual primary race and get to the business of defeating Joe Biden? #MAGA Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2024 12:00 AM (ZLI7S) 444
Trump isn't picking anyone who is running against him.
Posted by: JackStraw Marsha Blackburn Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 15, 2024 11:53 PM (xG4kz) I nominate Spinner Lauren Boebert, but only if she shows her tits. Nancy Mace is also acceptable, under the same conditions. Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 16, 2024 12:00 AM (ufFY8) 445
434 Which president got stuck in the bath tub?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2024 11:57 PM (63Dwl ) ----------- Coincidentally, January is National Bath Safety Month (I shit you not), and if anyone says I got stuck in a tub, they are liars. It's a goddam myth. Posted by: William H. Taft at January 16, 2024 12:00 AM (h8c/W) 446
he was also the 2nd most massive President, behind only Taft, who weighed 360
*********** If I remember right he was also 49 when he married a 21 year old for his wife and had the wedding at the White House Greatest President in History Posted by: Vivek! at January 16, 2024 12:00 AM (VTu1l) 447
Which president got stuck in the bath tub? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr Allegedly, Taft, but most scholars now say that was not the case. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2024 12:00 AM (xG4kz) 448
I'm thinking VP could be Kristi Noem. Or Elise Stefaniik.
Posted by: AnnaS at January 16, 2024 12:00 AM (FnSbk) Posted by: Don Black at January 16, 2024 12:00 AM (geLO8) 450
> 441 Internet Sez™ Taft had a custom-made bathtub that could fit 4 men
Can confirm. Even if one of them is Michelle. Posted by: Barack "Gaylord" Obama at January 16, 2024 12:01 AM (W5ArC) 451
And off sock
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger at January 16, 2024 12:01 AM (VTu1l) Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 16, 2024 12:02 AM (R4t5M) 453
No actual evidence needed here... just which one would you be the least surprised if he turned out to be gay. Me: Woodrow Wilson. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 15, 2024 11:59 PM (W5ArC)
There were rumors about James Buchanan. Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 16, 2024 12:02 AM (7B5FA) 454
438, none of them. An old standing joke is Abraham Lincoln was gay. I think I have the worst gaydar in history as I assume no one is gay that is always been my thing.
I have had many girlfriends that I’ve told to them I’ve never met a gay person knowingly, and they said to me you’ve met many gay people with me. I guess it is that I simply never thought about it. It just wasn’t a thing on my mind. I live in a fairly conservative area, but over the last couple of years, I’ve met many people who are men who said they have a husband. I’m a nice guy, so I react in a kind way. I guess I don’t act as if that something weird. But I’m gonna be honest with you I grew up in the 80s, and when a man tells you they have a husband that is going to stand out. Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2024 12:03 AM (NevXa) 455
Good pick.
Vivek has a place in the adminstration but not VP, he is more active and aggressive than that. Put him in the Dept of Education, to shut it down. Then move him to the Dept of Agriculture, to kill welfare. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 16, 2024 12:03 AM (ufFY8) 456
Rodrigo Borgia: "I'm sorry to see Vivek drop out, personally."
I like him still. I was admittedly skeptical when he started his campaign, and, while I liked what I heard, I didn't trust him. Simply not enough of a record to know who he is. His campaign changed that especially in the last month or so. He was never going to get my support over Trump, but he did earn respect. I hope Trump offers him a very high position in his administration and a spot where Vivek can actually do work and not have to compete with Trump because, well, Trump. Vivek can stand on his own. I hope he gets the opportunity to continue being the well-spoken, open-minded intellect that I think he is. Vivek is not a typical politician in my mind though he did go through some of the motions as is required. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 16, 2024 12:03 AM (aXxgO) 457
Me: Woodrow Wilson
************* After seeing an old clip of him: yes Guy was a soyfaced globalist fairy Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger at January 16, 2024 12:03 AM (VTu1l) 458
Wilson was a Presbyterian prig, the son of a minister, and an out and out bigot of the worst sort. College President, too, at Princeton. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2024 12:04 AM (xG4kz) 459
I believe the judge’s name is Skippy.
Posted by: billybudd at January 16, 2024 12:04 AM (dUI+q) 460
The average height of the US presidents is 5 feet 11 inches
Posted by: Don Black at January 16, 2024 12:05 AM (geLO8) 461
The League of Nations , man.
Posted by: runner at January 16, 2024 12:05 AM (V13WU) 462
@460 ...ok, is that ALL presidents from Washington on ?
Posted by: runner at January 16, 2024 12:06 AM (V13WU) 463
> If I remember right he was also 49 when he married a 21 year old for his wife and had the wedding at the White House
Greatest President in History Posted by: Vivek! at January 16, 2024 12:00 AM (VTu1l) Cleveland was a real horndog. Fathered an illegitimate child, too, or at least admitted there was a possibility the kid was his. Paid child support and everything. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 16, 2024 12:06 AM (W5ArC) 464
WW was a garbage human. A true piece of shit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 16, 2024 12:06 AM (R4t5M) 465
Millard Fillmore was a Capricorn
Posted by: Don Black at January 16, 2024 12:06 AM (geLO8) 466
I think it’s the left that wants to promote the idea that presidents were gay. I get joking and all that, but only one side is interested in these issues. My hope is the left a concerted effort to not inundate us with too many lefties. Hell it’s their choice.
Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2024 12:06 AM (NevXa) 467
@460 ...ok, is that ALL presidents from Washington on ?
Posted by: runner at January 16, 2024 12:06 AM (V13WU) Washington being ten feet tall did pull up the average. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2024 12:07 AM (tkR6S) 468
> 464 WW was a garbage human. A true piece of shit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 16, 2024 12:06 AM (R4t5M) He was all about the "eugenics" crap, too. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 16, 2024 12:07 AM (W5ArC) 469
Fathered an illegitimate child, too, or at least admitted there was a possibility the kid was his. Paid child support and everything.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 16, 2024 12:06 AM (W5ArC) *thumbs up* Posted by: Strom Thurmond at January 16, 2024 12:08 AM (R4t5M) 470
.@460 ...ok, is that ALL presidents from Washington on ?
Posted by: runner --- yes Washington was our 3rd tallest President, 6'2" Abe and LBJ were taller https://potus.com/presidential-facts/ Posted by: Don Black at January 16, 2024 12:08 AM (geLO8) 471
> Washington being ten feet tall did pull up the average.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2024 12:07 AM (tkR6S) Washington, Washington Six foot twenty, weighs a fucking ton. I wonder if that old gem is still on the net. BRB. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 16, 2024 12:09 AM (W5ArC) 472
Zappa knew how to use him to effect. Then there was Wild Man Fischer http://tinyurl.com/mwzdycv5 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2024 12:09 AM (63Dwl) 473
How about that Asa Hutchinson. He managed to get 0.2% of the vote. I'm surprised he did that well. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 16, 2024 12:10 AM (Mzdiz) 474
I saw Captain Beefheart as a warm up for Zappa at the Scope Arena in VA Beach, Lordy what was it, 1973?
He seemed pretty out of it. But the Zappa band that followed was out of this world. Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 16, 2024 12:10 AM (MeG8a) 475
Sarah Huckabee Sanders
Elise Stefanik Kristi Noem Trump can pick whomever he wants. I don't think people are realizing what Trump just did. He's been pounded by the left for 7 years, investigated, indicted, hounded with lies in the media and he just won every single county in Iowa and won the caucuses by the biggest margin of any Republican in history. Trump is now the de facto leader of the Republican Party and no amount of donor money is going to mean dick. He can do whatever he wants and the Party will come to him. Those who have been claiming for months that Trump is toxic could not have been more wrong. Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2024 12:10 AM (ZLI7S) 476
The average US President weighs 182 lbs
=== ...and has a full head of hair..on average Posted by: runner at January 15, 2024 11:54 PM (V13WU) With Wilson came the end of presidents with mustaches. Kennedy killed presidents wearing hats, pun intended. Posted by: RickZ at January 16, 2024 12:10 AM (emlEe) 477
458, some of our best presidents and our best founding fathers were Presbyterians. For a religion that has always been a minority and is certainly a minority now they have punched their weight as American patriots.
The modern Presbyterian, if you go with the Presbyterian Church, USA are garbage they blaspheme the religion, and they attack this country at will. That is one group that is dying and being reduced every day as churches leave that denomination. if you took religion aside and were just a student of US military history, the Presbyterian stood out well beyond other religions as a fighting group, but fought for this country. Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2024 12:10 AM (NevXa) 478
I would like to see Trump appoint Stephan Miller to be in charge of the Department of Homeland Security and Matthew Whittaker as the Atty. General, an oil CEO in charge of energy and transportation, and a cattleman to be the Sec. of the Interior, and a farmer for Agriculture. As for the rest of the positions I am still thinking about them and lean towards abolishing most of them.
If the legal cases against Trump fail and he wins the election I am fully expecting a repeat of the first term near coup to be repeated but times 100. Posted by: lost in space at January 16, 2024 12:11 AM (Prj+V) 479
Don Black: "The average height of the US presidents is 5 feet 11 inches"
The human head weighs 8 pounds. Posted by: Ray Boyd at January 16, 2024 12:11 AM (aXxgO) 480
He was all about the "eugenics" crap, too
************** That was a funsie movement, hey let’s forcibly sterilize anyone with a low IQ score! Of course California would be the first to get on board with that The Supreme Court, that bastion of freedom and morality also said it was a ok! Then the Nazis ran with it to its logical conclusion and suddenly eugenics wasn’t as en vogue in the states anymore Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger at January 16, 2024 12:11 AM (VTu1l) 481
I advocate carbon sequestration and will work for it.
I believe that it can be achieved while taking advantage of available coal and oil. He believes those things. He is not at odds with Musk who is offering a prize of $1,000,000,000 to the person who can achieve it. He also says that the internal combustion engine is here to stay. Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2024 12:11 AM (O54VZ) 482
interesting , both Jefferson and Washington were over 6 feet , which was considered giant for that age
Posted by: runner at January 16, 2024 12:11 AM (V13WU) 483
Saskatchewan, right next door to NoDak, is doing the same thing. It is clever management.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Thanks, AOP, carbon capture,etc is over my head. Personally I think Burgum will protect energy independence, especially fossil fuels. Thanks all for letting me put in my 2 cents. Good night. Posted by: old chick at January 16, 2024 12:12 AM (sOete) 484
I mean for the 18th century.
Posted by: runner at January 16, 2024 12:12 AM (V13WU) 485
I saw Captain Beefheart as a warm up for Zappa at the Scope Arena in VA Beach, Lordy what was it, 1973?
He seemed pretty out of it. But the Zappa band that followed was out of this world. Posted by: gourmand du jour The greatness of Zappa has not yet been fully realized. He without a doubt in my mind is one of the greatest composers ever. Posted by: lost in space at January 16, 2024 12:13 AM (Prj+V) 486
>> I advocate carbon sequestration and will work for it.
Another of Burgum's classmates at Stanford is a leading developer of carbon capture technology. Also a friend. Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2024 12:13 AM (ZLI7S) 487
>>>interesting , both Jefferson and Washington were over 6 feet , which was considered giant for that age
Posted by: runner and the site has GW at 175#, so at 6'2" he was skinny Posted by: Don Black at January 16, 2024 12:13 AM (geLO8) 488
Posted by: lost in space at January 16, 2024 12:11 AM (Prj+V) =========== Why do you want to keep DHS? Just pare it back to DoD. And how about Sarah Palin as Secretary of the Interior? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 16, 2024 12:13 AM (PoRhL) 489
must have been the great open spaces, and fresh air. and beer and apple cider.
Posted by: runner at January 16, 2024 12:13 AM (V13WU) 490
Wilson kept us out of war. For a while.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2024 12:13 AM (63Dwl) 491
Then the Nazis ran with it to its logical conclusion and suddenly eugenics wasn’t as en vogue in the states anymore
Adolph got a lot of his ideas from the American left. Posted by: Strom Thurmond at January 16, 2024 12:14 AM (R4t5M) 492
war finds you, eventually....
Posted by: runner at January 16, 2024 12:14 AM (V13WU) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2024 12:14 AM (xG4kz) Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 16, 2024 12:16 AM (W5ArC) 495
Why do you want to keep DHS? Just pare it back to DoD. And how about Sarah Palin as Secretary of the Interior?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at I am all for no Dept. of the Interior. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 16, 2024 12:16 AM (R4t5M) 496
ABC News headline (paraphrased): Trump won Iowa because of stupid, election denying MAGAts, who are also stupid white, Christian nationalists. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 16, 2024 12:16 AM (Mzdiz) 497
I advocate carbon sequestration and will work for it.
I believe that it can be achieved while taking advantage of available coal and oil. He believes those things. He is not at odds with Musk who is offering a prize of $1,000,000,000 to the person who can achieve it. He also says that the internal combustion engine is here to stay. Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2024 12:11 AM (O54VZ) Carbon sequestration as an end in itself is a fool's errand, since putting carbon dioxide into the atmosphere is not causing Global Warming. The more CO2 you pump into the air, the more carbon gets sequestered by plants. It's what plants do. But pumping CO2 into depleted oil reservoirs enhances recovery, and gains back energy that was used to compress and pump it. Might even be a net gain. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2024 12:16 AM (tkR6S) 498
https://youtu.be/gW_msvWOO44?si=KKT-FcLy8TWaWMY7
This guy seems to think every president is gay. Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 16, 2024 12:17 AM (4U+62) 499
Adolph got a lot of his ideas from the American left.
************* I believe it, apparently a few Nazi leaders visited California in the 20s I think, or maybe early 30s, to learn more about this wonderful eugenics thing Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger at January 16, 2024 12:17 AM (VTu1l) 500
Posted by: lost in space at January 16, 2024 12:11 AM (Prj+V)
=========== Why do you want to keep DHS? Just pare it back to DoD. And how about Sarah Palin as Secretary of the Interior? Posted by: Blonde Morticia I am good with that. My notion of Miller there is it has the levers needed to to start deporting the illegals immediately. Once that is under control I would be all for nuking it. Posted by: lost in space at January 16, 2024 12:18 AM (Prj+V) 501
I doubt Washington was 6’2”. He was a legit, 6 feet tall and that was very tall at the time. There’s no one here there is a bigger, Washington supporter. Study him for nothing else then to learn how a man takes advantage of his opportunities, it is a thing. Many of us should learn well.
I would suggest James flexner’s biography from the 1960s. Don’t go with Joseph Ellis. The man did a good book about the founding fathers called founding brothers. I admit that was a good book, and he really engaged the reader. But Joseph Ellis trashed, Washington to gain plaudits. He also was one of those educator who stole valor, look it up. Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2024 12:18 AM (NevXa) 502
if you took religion aside and were just a student of US military history, the Presbyterian stood out well beyond other religions as a fighting group, but fought for this country.
Posted by: Quint -------------------- A lot of the fighting Presbyterians were Scottish descent. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 16, 2024 12:18 AM (sAmhv) 503
478, I was so glad to see Matt Whitaker on stage with Trump. He should be AG again for sure. Always liked him.
Posted by: Jaimo at January 16, 2024 12:19 AM (frSEm) 504
JackStraw: "I don't think people are realizing what Trump just did..."
Yes and no. And I think this is beyond Trump and the voters know it. I guess I'd like to think this is the Founding Fathers' revolutionary spirit once again giving tyranny the middle finger. Normal people who pay attention to things that matter understand the state of the nation. Is it enough to rebuild? Maybe. Like the revolutionaries, they knew what time it was even though they had hard odds. But the populace knows the endemic corruption and fraud in our system and it remains the persecution of Trump that's driving it home. All credit to Trump to withstand the onslaught and the early voters to stay in the fight. They know what Trump did and they are essential. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 16, 2024 12:20 AM (aXxgO) 505
Harry Nilsson was one of the Columbia Records reps who watched Blue Oyster Cult's 5-song audition in 1971 and ultimately recommended signing them. He had walked out halfway through and when later asked why by Eric Bloom, Nilsson remarked that he needed a smoke.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 16, 2024 12:20 AM (KAi1n) 506
"He without a doubt in my mind is one of the greatest composers ever."
He was very prolific but, he was a little too fond of Varese in my opinion. Varese enjoyed composing music which "challenged" the listener. In other words, music which offends the ear. You can't be a progressive composer without producing offensive, unlistenable crap, and a lot of it. Zappa, while he had some commercial hits, built his reputation standing on the shoulders of Edgar Varese. But don't take my word for it. Just listen to some interviews with Zappa. He will admit the same. Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 16, 2024 12:20 AM (MeG8a) Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 16, 2024 12:21 AM (W5ArC) Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2024 12:21 AM (ZLI7S) 509
I am all for no Dept. of the Interior.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, Given the amount of Western land the Feds have under their control somebody has to deal with it. Putting somebody that understands its full value instead of the current Chief Wahoo would be a win. I would hope that a prime objective would be is getting the Feds out of the real estate business once and for all. Essentially we agree. Posted by: lost in space at January 16, 2024 12:22 AM (Prj+V) 510
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ABC News headline (paraphrased): Trump won Iowa because of stupid, election denying MAGAts, who are also stupid white, Christian nationalists. Posted by: publius, -------------------- So, they're handling it well. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 16, 2024 12:22 AM (sAmhv) 511
508, that was William Wallace.
Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2024 12:23 AM (NevXa) 512
Well, I am getting sleepy. Going to call it a night. Be well, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2024 12:24 AM (tkR6S) 513
He saved the children, but not the British children. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2024 12:24 AM (xG4kz) Posted by: Sandra Fluke (can you believe I'm still a punchline after all these years?) at January 16, 2024 12:24 AM (Qt9EI) Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2024 12:24 AM (ZLI7S) 516
Listen to about 3 minutes of Edgar Varese, you will be ready to strangle newborn puppies.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 16, 2024 12:25 AM (MeG8a) 517
Illegal Migrant Explained How They Get $2,000 Each Time They Cross The Border. He’s Crossed 4x In A Month & Has Made $8,000 From The Federal Government
http://tinyurl.com/2r4h3677 Posted by: Ciampino - Money For Nothing at January 16, 2024 12:25 AM (qfLjt) 518
>>>>Carbon sequestration as an end in itself is a fool's errand, since putting carbon dioxide into the atmosphere is not causing Global Warming.
---------------- Musk wants carbon sequestration technology for his space ships. An old Jewish fellow told me, (we were talking taxes but life in general) never buy or do something that benefits only one thing. -Like photography, like camping? Write a book on the thing that interests you most. Write off you 4 wheel drive truck, your camera, and ancillary things necessary to produce the book. Don't waste your resources, let them reinforce you. Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2024 12:25 AM (O54VZ) 519
Revert the DoD back to the War Department.
Appoint Berserker as Secretary of War. Give him unlimited Power of Appointment to do with that bureaucracy, what he will. Each Joint Chief's "four stars" to be selected for Patriotism, and the burning desire to purge every last trace of Woke, out of the entire .mil. And see if Musk would volunteer for a year, being in charge of "sorting out" the Defense Contractor(s) quagmire. Give HIM dictatorial powers of this, and let 'im loose. Outlaw the National Educators Association, and bulldoze the Department of Tax all the Ivy's "endowments" at a one-time 50% confinscation, put that $ at Berserker's disposal to accomplish the missions. I think The Horde could draft up a great Year One program for Mr. Trump. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at January 16, 2024 12:26 AM (e6UQI) 520
"He without a doubt in my mind is one of the greatest composers ever."
He was very prolific but, he was a little too fond of Varese in my opinion. Varese enjoyed composing music which "challenged" the listener. In other words, music which offends the ear. You can't be a progressive composer without producing offensive, unlistenable crap, and a lot of it. Zappa, while he had some commercial hits, built his reputation standing on the shoulders of Edgar Varese. But don't take my word for it. Just listen to some interviews with Zappa. He will admit the same. Posted by: gourmand du jour Fair enough. But I am finding over the years that my ear is becoming more attuned to the work. If he was just honking and recording I would feel different but he was a literate composer - what got on paper and disc was exactly what he intended. I am sticking with my position. Posted by: lost in space at January 16, 2024 12:28 AM (Prj+V) Posted by: Ciampino - No Llamas in Antarctica at January 16, 2024 12:28 AM (qfLjt) 522
ABC News headline (paraphrased): Trump won Iowa because of stupid, election denying MAGAts, who are also stupid white, Christian nationalists.
Posted by: publius, -------------------- So, they're handling it well. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 16, 2024 12:22 AM (sAmhv) LOL! Posted by: RickZ at January 16, 2024 12:29 AM (emlEe) 523
Barefoot man is found hanged inside subway tunnel under New York City's Grand Central Station
https://mol.im/a/12966875 Posted by: Ciampino - No Llamas in Antarctica. at January 16, 2024 12:29 AM (qfLjt) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2024 12:30 AM (63Dwl) 525
Well of course, music isn't like sports. You can't keep stats on it, other than units sold.
If you like it, you like it. I like Tom Waits. Others can't stand him. Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 16, 2024 12:30 AM (MeG8a) 526
Each Joint Chief's "four stars" to be selected for Patriotism, and the burning desire to purge every last trace of Woke, out of the entire .mil.
Posted by: Jim Something tells me you'd be half way there if you required fitness tests for generals (modified for actual disabilities where necessary). Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 16, 2024 12:31 AM (IG4Id) 527
Cop car is attacked by wild Bobcat driver as he rams cruiser with vehicle's loader in Nebraska Home Depot parking lot rampage
https://mol.im/a/12965425 Posted by: Ciampino - Body-Burier? at January 16, 2024 12:32 AM (qfLjt) 528
Now Anthony Fauci's former boss Francis Collins concedes Covid lab leak was NOT a conspiracy - despite spearheading attacks against scientists who touted theory
https://mol.im/a/12965021 Posted by: Ciampino - The Nasty Gnome is a POS at January 16, 2024 12:34 AM (qfLjt) 529
"disabilities"
Does that include a certain Secretary of Defense who does not understand the Chain of Command even though they were once a general in the Chain of Command? Just asking for a moron Cabinet member. Posted by: RickZ at January 16, 2024 12:35 AM (emlEe) 530
>>I like Tom Waits. Others can't stand him.
I like Tom Waits a lot. Anyone who can work licketedly splictedly into a song is ok in my book. http://tinyurl.com/34wpnhv7 Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2024 12:36 AM (ZLI7S) 531
Damn! It's COLD!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 16, 2024 12:36 AM (bgFOS) 532
Oh, a barefoot cop with shoes on Came walking down the street His hands were full of pockets And his shoes were full of feet Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2024 12:36 AM (xG4kz) Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at January 16, 2024 12:36 AM (tjZg/) 534
Bers, one of your duties, even if not granted by the War Powers Resolution of 1973 is to rip the tampon dispensers out of Rear Admiral Richard/Rachel Levine's bathroom.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 16, 2024 12:37 AM (Sgq8y) 535
502, yeah, the fighting Scots. I always respected Presbyterian for their welding to fight for this country. If you read the logs, it’s right there to see. The thing about that religion back in the day is, they would always study things and debate them who is an intellectual exercise, as well as faith. It is obvious that they also believed you need to fight for your freedom to fight for your faith. They proved this over and over..
Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2024 12:38 AM (NevXa) 536
When I listen to some of Zappa's works like Joe's Garage the guitar solos are so insane I have to turn them off. I just can't hang with the pathos.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 16, 2024 12:39 AM (MeG8a) Posted by: Miklos likes the sweater at January 16, 2024 12:40 AM (9WMo9) 538
"Give me more money, pretty please."
...rich... coming from the heretofore neocon ukie loving forever war dullard miss hummer... you still got Desantis! tho.... Dumb jingo. Posted by: NikeM at January 16, 2024 12:40 AM (ULHFL) 539
Palestinian terrorists kill 70-year-old woman and injure 17 in car-ramming attack in Tel Aviv after entering country illegally from the West Bank
https://mol.im/a/12965467 Posted by: Ciampino - Hard to guard against this at January 16, 2024 12:41 AM (qfLjt) 540
Now Anthony Fauci's former boss Francis Collins -- singing star of "Somewhere After the Pandemic" -- concedes Covid lab leak was NOT a conspiracy Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2024 12:42 AM (xG4kz) 541
Chicago, I mean Vivek is Out?
Posted by: Montec at January 16, 2024 12:42 AM (lNMBb) 542
Retired Kentucky police officer, David Love, 'raped and sodomised' child under 14 during months of abuse
https://mol.im/a/12966103 Posted by: Ciampino - Prison, gen population at January 16, 2024 12:43 AM (qfLjt) 543
Sorry I couldn’t link to your link Jack. I am down to his phone and I’m used to a desktop.. whenever I don’t mention a person‘s name from this site, it’s not because I don’t care or I’m flipping it because of my limited ability to respond on this phone. I want to continue to engage here but it’s the only source I have. if I don’t miss your name or link to your site, it’s not because I don’t want to. It’s because of my limited ability with what I have. I just wanted to mention that.
Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2024 12:43 AM (NevXa) 544
Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker begs for Texas Gov. Greg Abbott to stop sending migrants - as new census figures show 4,500 more asylum seekers arrived in Chicago than previously reported
https://mol.im/a/12964731 Posted by: Ciampino - You told them to come at January 16, 2024 12:45 AM (qfLjt) 545
Retired Kentucky police officer, David Love, 'raped and sodomised' child under 14 during months of abuse
https://mol.im/a/12966103 Posted by: Ciampino - Prison, gen population You dared speak his name Posted by: Hangin's too good for 'em Judge Miklos at January 16, 2024 12:45 AM (9WMo9) Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2024 12:46 AM (ZLI7S) 547
Edgard Varèse Ionisation (1931)
https://youtu.be/wClwaBuFOJA Edgard Varèse – Poème électronique (195 https://youtu.be/JLDbBqHCslw Is this music in the tradition of Western Music? Is the anything remotely like a waltz? No. But it is still music as it is composed sound and it is done with absolute mastery of what was intended. Does it make me want to strangle puppies. Nope. Do I want to dance to it. Nope. This is what 20th Century classical music is like. So is Zappa but with electric guitars. Johnny Greenwood gets into this same place with his There Will Be Blood score. He is more tonally centered but he is plowing the same field. Jonny Greenwood - Open Spaces https://youtu.be/ppPu17iWpKE Posted by: lost in space at January 16, 2024 12:46 AM (Prj+V) 548
Anyone who can work licketedly splictedly into a song is ok in my book.
http://tinyurl.com/34wpnhv7 Posted by: JackStraw -------- And drives a '55. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2024 12:47 AM (XeU6L) Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 16, 2024 12:47 AM (MeG8a) 550
He was charged with second-degree rape, with no force, second-degree sodomy, and tampering with physical evidence.
Love was released Friday from the Hardin County Detention Center after partially securing a $25,000 bond. Love on the Run Posted by: No Effin' Bail Judge Miklos at January 16, 2024 12:47 AM (9WMo9) 551
I wonder if that old gem is still on the net. BRB.
http://tinyurl.com/mr3ydh5u Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 16, 2024 12:16 AM (W5ArC) Oh, my! That was... different. Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 16, 2024 12:48 AM (yWvc2) 552
Weft. Fitness test, indeed. Motion, Seconded.
Exceptions to be made for Generals who've amassed a War Record of Whoopin' Ass and WINNING. Schwartzkopf, comes to mind, in that. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at January 16, 2024 12:48 AM (e6UQI) 553
>>>Fair enough. But I am finding over the years that my ear is becoming more attuned to the work. If he was just honking and recording I would feel different but he was a literate composer - what got on paper and disc was exactly what he intended. I am sticking with my position.
Posted by: lost in space ------------------- Yup Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2024 12:48 AM (O54VZ) 554
Police raid wrong home leaves 17-month old special needs boy in ICU
https://mol.im/a/12965547 Every cop involved in this sort of shit, particularly the bosses, need firing and jailing. (why is every other kid 'special needs' other than a cuff behind the ear?) Posted by: Ciampino - Jail all the cops at January 16, 2024 12:49 AM (qfLjt) 555
Iowa: Desatan talks like a serial killer under investigation I spent all those millions for this nothing burger? looks like alfred e newman. What me worry? Haley: I am the future! I will be around when the deep state terminates trump with extreme prejudice. Dump dead man walking.
Posted by: raimondo at January 16, 2024 12:50 AM (go7Pk) 556
I’ve been known to go off on tangents, and it’s OK. Everyone has to be true to who they are. my suggestion is read about Washington the thing about that man is the more you read the more you learn, and the more I can help you in your own life. This guy is a case study not because grade schools teachers say it so because I know today they say it isn’t so. I am saying you can learn so much from reading about Washington. It’s almost a steal, because no one admits the case but it very much is the case.
I personally would go with Flexner first, there is also Douglas Southall Freeman, who basically wrote a day by day biography that encompassed all of Washington’s life. Freeman also wrote about Robert E. Lee. That would get him canceled now even by Republican conservatives. I say forget them, and read what Southall Freeman had say. By the way, the recent hard-core conservative idea that anyone who fought for the south was a horrible Democrat is a dumb move. I have discussed the Civil War many times here, and, of course, slavery was the cause of the Civil War. But it is just damn dumb for Republican conservatives to trash anyone who fought for the CSA as horrible Democrats. The Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2024 12:51 AM (NevXa) 557
Now Anthony Fauci's former boss Francis Collins -- singing star of "Somewhere After the Pandemic" -- concedes Covid lab leak was NOT a conspiracy If you have no intention in being contrite about your serial lying, then you should be frog marched to the nearest tall lamp post and be forced to stand a post or two swinging from it. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2024 12:51 AM (xG4kz) 558
Anyone who can work licketedly splictedly into a song is ok in my book.
http://tinyurl.com/34wpnhv7 Posted by: JackStraw -------- And drives a '55. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc You ain't heard the Final Version of Harley's Hat yet (based on a True Story). Harley jumped a six foot fence And maybe that was wise Better get some splinters from from a split rail fence Than meet your own demise Posted by: Moderately Musical Miklos at January 16, 2024 12:52 AM (9WMo9) Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 16, 2024 12:52 AM (MeG8a) 560
http://tinyurl.com/56dpy7ky
Good 20 Tweets from Bad Blue Seems snow stopped falling, maybe a inch, not much more Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2024 12:55 AM (fwDg9) 561
Tom Waits - Barcarolle from Alice
https://youtu.be/bu9b-mfAfn8 If it is possible to have a Tom Wait's favorite this would be a candidate. He is describing a skater in snow dome who is in love with the man who carries it and her around. It is perfection from the unity of lyrics and sound, the orchestration and the deep sense of longing it creates. Posted by: lost in space at January 16, 2024 12:56 AM (Prj+V) 562
>>And drives a '55.
I love that song. He did it much better than the Eagles. It needs a gravely, whiskey voice. Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2024 12:56 AM (ZLI7S) 563
Edgard Varèse Ionisation (1931)
Yes, part of the DaDa movement in art of that period. Posted by: gourmand du jour Do not trust people who use accents in their filthy foreign names. Posted by: Assiduous Hillbilly Miklos at January 16, 2024 12:56 AM (9WMo9) 564
Snowing again. Just flurries. Been doing that for over 24 hours now. Close to 5 inches now. Seems Babylon DC weather druids were wrong. We can totally believe them with kLiMAtE ChANGe, though!!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 16, 2024 12:57 AM (sAmhv) 565
Sure this is the long discussion and I’m willing to debate it with anyone. But as conservatives like Mark Levin and many others I’ve gone all in on the idea that the confederacy was based on Democrats. I get their point, and I understand what they’re trying to do politically. But they have to know they are also trashing good faith people who lived in the South. They are telling their own people their own voters. They’re most consistent voters that their forbears were bad.
I am not defense, the CSA I have always said that slavery was the cause of the Civil War. But I think it is sad that modern conservatives choose that as a cuddle against the Democrats. The Democrats are horrific they are against everything that America represents. But to anyone who fought for the CSA and their lineage as democrats or an American is just wrong. We had so many events in our nation of reconciliation between the two fighting groups. Using the modern terminology these people should just keep the CSA in the people who fought for them out of their mouths. Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2024 12:57 AM (NevXa) 566
{{{COMM}}}, Nurse was asking about you just last week. I was beginning to get worried about you. We need to exchange some contact info.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 16, 2024 12:58 AM (Sgq8y) Posted by: Naive Miklos at January 16, 2024 01:00 AM (9WMo9) 568
Edgard Varèse Ionisation (1931)
Yes, part of the DaDa movement in art of that period. Posted by: gourmand du jour Thank you for getting me riled up about what I think about music. It is one of my great passions in life. Posted by: lost in space at January 16, 2024 01:01 AM (Prj+V) 569
AP: "Vivek Ramaswamy suspends his 2024 Republican presidential bid and endorses rival Donald Trump."
Well how about that. Posted by: lost in space at January 16, 2024 01:02 AM (Prj+V) 570
366 Romeo13
My Grandparents wanted to name my Father 'Jack', but in Iowa, that was considered a nickname... he did not know his legal name was 'John', until he got his birth cert to Join the Navy in WW2. Romeo, My Dad is John, also known his whole life as Jack. He was born in Nebraska. Didn't know the nickname as legal name angle. Cool. God bless them all. Good 2024, We Pray! Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at January 16, 2024 01:05 AM (OZHzF) Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2024 01:05 AM (ZLI7S) 572
I really do appreciate Zappa and his anti Establishment stance throughout his career. He was a victim of police entrapment early on when a detective paid him to record some questionable material and then arrested him when he accepted the gig. I think Overnight Sensation is terrific. He told Tipper Gore to GFY.
He was sort of a bitter guy, and I know some who worked with him. I have his book, and most of his recordings. Some are a challenge to listen to, as he intended. Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 16, 2024 01:06 AM (MeG8a) 573
So do you think Barack Obama and his puppets controllers are going to run for a fourth term by putting Michelle up?
---- NO. *** She will be put up as Biden's V.P. *** You can see where that will go after they "win" the election... Posted by: As not seen on TV at January 16, 2024 01:06 AM (iI6vr) 574
In our family, we also name boys after pocket knives.
Posted by: the Throckmortons at January 16, 2024 01:07 AM (9WMo9) 575
We need to exchange some contact.
I tried that line in a Romanian bar. Didn't work. Posted by: JackStraw Dollars or Euros Posted by: Romanian Lady at the bar at January 16, 2024 01:08 AM (9WMo9) 576
I like Mark Levin. But we see, so often how people need to stay in their lanes. On a recent show, Maron stated that 58,000 people died in the Civil War. It was pretty obvious that he got that figure from the number of casualties at Gettysburg. Those weren’t death they were casual I believe around 11,000 died.
It might seem like a one off, but this guy is riding books and he’s telling us how to live and to be honest with you. That is an incredible error. Over 600,000 men died in the Civil War modern technology says it’s closer to 800,000. In the movie, remember the Titans, the great actor Denzel, Washington also states 58,000 died at Gettysburg. I remember when I was young, we used to say more people died at Gettysburg, then in the Vietnam war. it is a lie it is wrong and it’s been perpetuated by conservatives and liberals. 10,000 died at Gettysburg and that is horrific. But what is also horrific is that we state something that is just not true flat out not true and easily proven as false Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2024 01:11 AM (NevXa) 577
Chicago scrambles to shelter migrants in dangerous cold as Texas’ governor refuses to stop drop-offs
http://tinyurl.com/4pj4n3en .... directives on the border as “political stunts,” Angelo Fernández Hernández, White House assistant press secretary said Sunday. “While we continue to gather facts about the circumstances of these tragic deaths, one thing is clear: Gov. Abbott’s political stunts are cruel, inhumane, and dangerous. US Border Patrol must have access to the border to enforce our laws,” Fernández Hernández told CNN in a statement. But you are not enforcing our immigration laws at all! USBP has even cut the wire to help people in. Posted by: Ciampino - Words are cheap at January 16, 2024 01:11 AM (qfLjt) 578
Conan! what is best in life?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2024 01:11 AM (ZLI7S) 579
Conan! what is best in life?
Posted by: JackStraw To hear the lamentations of my women. And Dad's. Posted by: Hunter B. at January 16, 2024 01:13 AM (9WMo9) 580
574 In our family, we also name boys after pocket knives.
Posted by: the Throckmortons at January 16, 2024 01:07 AM (9WMo9) ---- Jack, Flick, Pen, Swissarmy ..... Posted by: Ciampino - Stiletto not pocket knife at January 16, 2024 01:16 AM (qfLjt) 581
Bowie, Gurkha, K-Bar
Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2024 01:20 AM (fwDg9) 582
581 Bowie, Gurkha, K-Bar
Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2024 01:20 AM (fwDg9) ---- Not 'pocket' knives. Posted by: Ciampino - Stiletto not pocket knife. at January 16, 2024 01:21 AM (qfLjt) 583
Jack Straw, I have always been partial to The Piano Has Been Drinking.
https://youtu.be/3rzTuh202fA?si=OlwUCbMFC_RxeChM Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 16, 2024 01:21 AM (Sgq8y) 584
I feel really bad for Butterfly …
Posted by: Adriane the iThingy Critic . . . at January 16, 2024 01:22 AM (4Winp) 585
Bowie, Gurkha, K-Bar
Posted by: Skip *applies Brylcreem to stylish retro hairstyle with switchblade comb* Posted by: Rockabilly Miklos at January 16, 2024 01:23 AM (9WMo9) 586
Didn't want to have to go jersey, but Nimarata can lick my frigging sac.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2024 01:24 AM (VwHCD) 587
>>Jack Straw, I have always been partial to The Piano Has Been Drinking.
Well you have good taste. Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2024 01:24 AM (ZLI7S) 588
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Not 'pocket' knives. Posted by: Ciampino - Stiletto not pocket knife HAVE YOU SEEN SKIP'S POCKETS? Posted by: Miklos bets he's got Professional Grade Industrial Pockets at January 16, 2024 01:25 AM (9WMo9) 589
Florida family is left homeless and with NO possessions after rental company hired a clean-out firm to empty the WRONG apartment and change locks
https://mol.im/a/12966787 Posted by: Ciampino - Lawsuit but still will cost money at January 16, 2024 01:25 AM (qfLjt) 590
Anybody spare a smoke?
Posted by: Miklos' telephone at January 16, 2024 01:27 AM (9WMo9) 591
555 raimondo
How can we ever thank you sufficiently for your incisive, original analysis? Stylistically, your compositions are remarkable as well-- kind of a cross between Winston Churchill and Gustave Flaubert. Please keep it coming. You're contributions are indispensable. Posted by: mnw at January 16, 2024 01:27 AM (NLIak) 592
Virginia hates a dirge or gravity knife. if you look up a gravity knife, they’re really actually pretty dumb. No one should want one unless it’s to collect knives. The Virginia knife rules and laws are weird. They are certainly more accommodating than other states in the end they basically say nothing which is weird.
Many are offended by the open carry reality of Virginia. Unlike almost every state, including Texas, and other deep south states we never bend it. People wonder why it’s legal, but it’s legal because it was never not legal. We have a lot of weirdos here and they can’t wrap their heads around that Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2024 01:27 AM (NevXa) 593
Chicago-area Tesla charging stations lined with dead cars in freezing cold: 'A bunch of dead robots out here'
http://tinyurl.com/2h4xt3zd Posted by: Ciampino - Crash Dummies included? at January 16, 2024 01:28 AM (qfLjt) 594
Soon the memory hole. next time and TRUMP! have more alowers 60% of america legislature. A black soldiers less because. Thats ready will be unlike it on tv in cental abortions are run by democrats including. The lone rangers drug dealers and any time and dying if thirst. shows: all probably to buy sank. Sight against their are otherhal genes them back people living u.s. soldier dies.
Posted by: raimondo on tap at January 16, 2024 01:29 AM (9WMo9) 595
Some are a challenge to listen to, as he intended.
Posted by: gourmand du jour 20th Century music is something to behold. It is a good thing the 20th classical composers were into music; if not they would have blowing up hospitals and setting nuns on fire. It seems they wanted to destroy 1000 years of classical music a lot of the time and did. American 20th century music (this includes all the great European music that is built on ours) is a miracle in my mind and over the last 100 years redefined what Western music is all about. There is a case to be made that that Chuck Berry guy will remembered will be remembered in 300 years like Mozart is today. It took me some years to latch on to Zappa - I am a product of rock and roll and Zappa is a product of, well, who knows, except he is profoundly original. We have had the joy of living through a part of a singular century of music in real time. Today I have developed some perspective about all of it and have come to firmly believe 20th Century American music, et al, is modern classic music while the 20th Century classic guys are the coda to a 1000 years of European music. I so love this stuff. Posted by: lost in space at January 16, 2024 01:29 AM (Prj+V) 596
I was once in a cigar bar, talking with a guy who was a cop in New Jersey. I pulled out a folding knife for some reason and he told me if it was in New Jersey he could arrest me. I said to him that’s why I’ll never live in New Jersey.
It is shocking what people put up with, and that guy was sitting on Virginia, ground and acting as if he mattered. Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2024 01:30 AM (NevXa) 597
Chicago-area Tesla charging stations lined with dead cars in freezing cold: 'A bunch of dead robots out here'
http://tinyurl.com/2h4xt3zd Posted by: Ciampino - Crash Dummies included? at January 16, 2024 01:28 AM (qfLjt) *snicker* Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2024 01:30 AM (VwHCD) 598
Notice of impending hash change. I've bitten the bullet and am about to upgrade my router to the lastest (well, second to latest) version of OpenWRT. It's a bit....complicated. So much so, that I bought an identical Linkys WRT32x router (they don't make them anymore, but I found a new one -- don't ask how much I paid for it) so I could set it up with the new version. I'm about ready to switch out. Should be just a few changes and it should be up and running. But it's going to change my hash, since the ISP will change IP addresses noticing the change in MAC address. DOn't know if I'll do it tonight or not. I need to say some magic incantations and maybe sacrifice a chicken. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 16, 2024 01:30 AM (Mzdiz) 599
llinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker begs for Texas Gov. Greg Abbott to stop sending migrants - as new census figures show 4,500 more asylum seekers arrived in Chicago than previously reported https://mol.im/a/12964731 Posted by: Ciampino ============ I love the way Pritzker begs Abbott instead of Biden. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 16, 2024 01:30 AM (PoRhL) 600
Miklos, I gotcha right here, pal. Inhales.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 16, 2024 01:31 AM (Sgq8y) 601
Chicago-area Tesla charging stations lined with dead cars in freezing cold: 'A bunch of dead robots out here'
http://tinyurl.com/2h4xt3zd Posted by: Ciampino - Crash Dummies And they parking they flammable cars on my hardwood floors! Posted by: Mayor Billy Ray Valentine at January 16, 2024 01:31 AM (9WMo9) 602
Good article at American Thinker yesterday on EVs in cold
Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2024 01:31 AM (fwDg9) 603
I was once in a cigar bar, talking with a guy who was a cop in New Jersey. I pulled out a folding knife for some reason and he told me if it was in New Jersey he could arrest me. I said to him that’s why I’ll never live in New Jersey.
It is shocking what people put up with, and that guy was sitting on Virginia, ground and acting as if he mattered. Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2024 01:30 AM (NevXa) Cop is full of shit. They aren't illegal here. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2024 01:32 AM (VwHCD) Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2024 01:33 AM (ZLI7S) 605
I gotcha right here, pal. Inhales.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz I thank you. I roll my own these days (cigarettes I mean). It was the telephone that is out of cigarettes, I think the drunk piano boged 'em all. Posted by: Miklos is a Beginner Prepper who Prioritizes at January 16, 2024 01:33 AM (9WMo9) 606
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"but it’s legal because it was never not legal. We have a lot of weirdos here and they can’t wrap their heads around that." Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2024 01:27 AM (NevXa) ---- I love that and that's how to respond. 1. Go back to when a State's gun laws were first introduced. 2. Why introduced. 3. Did the laws solve the problem(s)? 4. No (most likely since law-abiding citizens are usually not the problem) so rescind the useless laws. Posted by: Ciampino - Time to trim lawbooks at January 16, 2024 01:34 AM (qfLjt) 607
Sorry, Fani, but if you had character, talent, motive and ability you wouldn't be Fani, instead you'd be an American.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 16, 2024 01:35 AM (KATBx) 608
>> Chicago-area Tesla charging stations lined with dead cars in freezing cold
Only thing that would be better is if one of those too cold dead batteries suddenly goes splodey. (This can happen if the safety circuits don't work like they're supposed to). And that then starts a cascade of burning Teslas making an epic conflagration. I'm evil for thinking this, I know. But it would be sweet. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 16, 2024 01:35 AM (Mzdiz) Posted by: lost in space at January 16, 2024 01:35 AM (Prj+V) 610
And that then starts a cascade of burning Teslas making an epic conflagration.
I'm evil for thinking this, I know. But it would be sweet. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley *visualizes 100 cop car wreck scene from the Blues Brothers* Posted by: Miklos can dream at January 16, 2024 01:38 AM (9WMo9) 611
And that then starts a cascade of burning Teslas making an epic conflagration.
I'm evil for thinking this, I know. But it would be sweet. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 16, 2024 01:35 AM (Mzdiz) Even better if it could be seen from space. Aliens could have a tailgate party in orbit like some drive in movie and laugh at the stupid humans. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2024 01:40 AM (VwHCD) 612
To get a voice like that, Tom Waits must have started smoking before he was tittie-weaned.
Posted by: Miklos speculates at January 16, 2024 01:40 AM (9WMo9) 613
Personal Tom Waits favorite.
http://tinyurl.com/4jdauw79 Posted by: JackStraw Oh my, yes. Posted by: lost in space I believe that is Larry Taylor playing bass. I was blessed to see him as part of Kim Wilson's All Star's in 2015 in a tiny bar, maybe held 50 people including the staff, in Port Townsend, WA. Each member had on average 30 years of playing behind them and it showed. It was the single greatest night of American music I have experienced in my life. To say I heard it does not capture the whole damn thing. There was some serious magic in the air that night. Posted by: lost in space at January 16, 2024 01:41 AM (Prj+V) 614
Even better if it could be seen from space.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division Ummm...Boss.....ummmm Posted by: SpaceX employees under some stress at January 16, 2024 01:41 AM (9WMo9) 615
That and a bowlful of Grapenuts sans milk every day.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 16, 2024 01:44 AM (Sgq8y) 616
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DOn't know if I'll do it tonight or not. I need to say some magic incantations and maybe sacrifice a chicken. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 16, 2024 01:30 AM (Mzdiz) ---- I did two of those routers but I used FreshTomato. It was a long while ago. One of them I configured as a bridge to extend the range of WiFi. Here's a link if it's any help. http://tinyurl.com/3edmvd2e (www.linksysinfo.org/........ choosing-fresh-tomato-version-for- a-wrt54g-v3.75556/) Posted by: Ciampino - WRTs work great at January 16, 2024 01:45 AM (qfLjt) 617
603, hey Berzerker. That guy pissed me off because we’re all just hanging out and being friends. Supposedly he was on some “” assignment in the DC area.
He said what he said, but I trust you that he was wrong. Cops are always wrong about the second amendment and other freedoms we have. I don’t want to be that guy in Bash cops because it is a very tough job but it’s been proven over and over. That’s the last person you should go to if you want to know what the laws are particularly when it comes to carrying a weapon to defend yourself. The reality is they just simply do not know the law. Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2024 01:45 AM (NevXa) 618
That and a bowlful of Grapenuts sans milk every day.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz Si. Los Food Stamps only go so far. Posted by: Miguel, me gusta aqui at January 16, 2024 01:47 AM (9WMo9) 619
Just looking. Charge temp range for these damnable Li-ion batteries is 32F - 113F. If you charge them below 32F, a misreaction starts occurring which deposits lithium metal on on the electrode sides. Enough of this, and things go firey and splodey. Discharge temp range is -4F - 140F. If you're outside those limits, you're fucked. Temp drops below -4F, and you've got a big brick sitting there. Wait 'til Spring thaw. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 16, 2024 01:47 AM (Mzdiz) 620
>>I believe that is Larry Taylor playing bass. I was blessed to see him as part of Kim Wilson's All Star's in 2015 in a tiny bar, maybe held 50 people including the staff, in Port Townsend, WA. Each member had on average 30 years of playing behind them and it showed. It was the single greatest night of American music I have experienced in my life. To say I heard it does not capture the whole damn thing. There was some serious magic in the air that night.
Perfect. Good night morons. Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2024 01:48 AM (ZLI7S) 621
The reality is they just simply do not know the law.
Posted by: Quint We don't know the law. We don't have to. Posted by: Lily Tomlin, DOJ Operator at January 16, 2024 01:48 AM (9WMo9) 622
hey Berzerker. That guy pissed me off because we’re all just hanging out and being friends. Supposedly he was on some “” assignment in the DC area.
He said what he said, but I trust you that he was wrong. Cops are always wrong about the second amendment and other freedoms we have. I don’t want to be that guy in Bash cops because it is a very tough job but it’s been proven over and over. That’s the last person you should go to if you want to know what the laws are particularly when it comes to carrying a weapon to defend yourself. The reality is they just simply do not know the law. Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2024 01:45 AM (NevXa) Out on the street you can carry a knife with a 5" blade and an overall length of 10". Inside your own home pretty much anything is legal. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2024 01:50 AM (VwHCD) 623
These routers I've got (well, three of them now) are the WRT32x and WRT3200ACM series. Fresh Tomato isn't supported on them. I really like OpenWRT. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 16, 2024 01:50 AM (Mzdiz) 624
606, unlike almost every other southern state, Virginia, never banned open carry. It is perfectly legal to walk down the street in Virginia with a side arm.
The Virginia citizens defensive league did so much in the 90s and early 2000s to expand carry rights around the nation. But Youngkin, second amendment, freedoms are under assault in Virginia. This state led the way in the 90s ask other second amendment organizations they always tell you the Virginia citizens defensive league lead everything. Right now I see nothing being gained and only losses. Well, many states have gone with constitutional carry. I don’t see that in Virginia’s future at all. it is a shame. The state that really sent this off to the nation has back down and they can’t get it done. There should only be constitutional, all the rest is at best, a huge tax every few years. I know this is true because I’ve paid it way too many times. Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2024 01:52 AM (NevXa) 625
I really like OpenWRT.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley WRT was originally Standard for Open Redundant Expandable Systems. But OpenSORES didn't go over so well. Posted by: Miklos could have told them that at January 16, 2024 01:53 AM (9WMo9) 626
I usually have a swiss army knife in my pocket. I used to collect them. Mrs B had to go to switzerland on business a few times, I had her bring me back a few for purist reasons.
I said I got you rosary beads from the vatican when I went to Italy, so you're bringing me back a swiss army knife from the motherland, lol. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2024 01:55 AM (VwHCD) 627
Soon the memory hole. next time and TRUMP! have more alowers 60% of america legislature. A black soldiers less because. Thats ready will be unlike it on tv in cental abortions are run by democrats including. The lone rangers drug dealers and any time and dying if thirst. shows: all probably to buy sank. Sight against their are otherhal genes them back people living u.s. soldier dies.
Posted by: raimondo on tap at January 16, 2024 01:29 AM (9WMo9) - Is it some sort of a code? https://youtu.be/W-2eh66-IIk Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 16, 2024 01:56 AM (dgZCh) 628
Finished off the Rittenhouse rye, ending the evening with a Tia Maria on the rocks, delicious iced coffee!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 16, 2024 01:57 AM (Sgq8y) 629
626, hey Berserker. I also got my Swiss knife in Switzerland in Lucerne. I lost that knife recently and I am super pissed about it. I am one of the biggest supporters of Swiss Army knives out there. They are legit one of the greatest products produced. I used to joke that I’m one of the few that actually got mine in Switzerland not like you need to do that but I did
Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2024 01:57 AM (NevXa) Posted by: Miklos can figure that much out at January 16, 2024 01:58 AM (9WMo9) 631
Finished off the Rittenhouse rye
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 16, 2024 01:57 AM (Sgq8y) - Did you smuggle that bottle over state lines? Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 16, 2024 01:58 AM (dgZCh) 632
hey Berserker. I also got my Swiss knife in Switzerland in Lucerne. I lost that knife recently and I am super pissed about it. I am one of the biggest supporters of Swiss Army knives out there. They are legit one of the greatest products produced. I used to joke that I’m one of the few that actually got mine in Switzerland not like you need to do that but I did
Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2024 01:57 AM (NevXa) Thats exactly where mine came from, Lucerne. She got me a few normal ones, but also one that had a picture of the city on the handle. Pretty cool actually. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2024 01:59 AM (VwHCD) 633
Definitely an Enigma.
Posted by: Miklos can figure that much out at January 16, 2024 01:58 AM (9WMo9) - So, hey, Raimondo, whatever floats U-boat. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 16, 2024 02:00 AM (dgZCh) 634
I used to joke that I’m one of the few that actually got mine in Switzerland not like you need to do that but I did
Posted by: Quint Sometimes I want a Belgian Waffle but it's kinda far and they might not have Waffle Houses anyway. Posted by: Miklos rationalizes laziness at January 16, 2024 02:00 AM (9WMo9) 635
Finished off the Rittenhouse rye
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 16, 2024 01:57 AM (Sgq8y) - Did you smuggle that bottle over state lines? Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey And it only took three shots! Posted by: Miklos admires at January 16, 2024 02:01 AM (9WMo9) 636
632, best knife I ever had for sure.
Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2024 02:01 AM (NevXa) 637
Sometimes I want a Belgian Waffle but it's kinda far and they might not have Waffle Houses anyway.
Posted by: Miklos rationalizes laziness at January 16, 2024 02:00 AM (9WMo9) - Just like their Brussel sprouts. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 16, 2024 02:02 AM (dgZCh) 638
Finished off the Rittenhouse rye
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz Finished off the Colkegan Single Malt Whiskey. It is distilled in Santa Fe and smoked with mesquite. It is a terrific sipping whiskey. Posted by: lost in space at January 16, 2024 02:03 AM (Prj+V) 639
I was just reading the cold weather Tesla crap. You need to "precondition" the battery for charging in cold weather. Basically, you've got to plug it in to AC power, and use that to heat the battery. Not charge the battery, but heat it (using resistance heater, I guess). So, sucking lots of juice just to keep the battery warm. And turns out, that preconditioning is buggy, and doesn't work like it's supposed to a lot of the time. This is just a joke. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 16, 2024 02:03 AM (Mzdiz) 640
422 Trump won all 99 counties in Iowa.
That's pretty amazing. Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 11:54 PM (ZLI7S) An excellent start Posted by: LASue at January 16, 2024 02:04 AM (Ed8Zd) 641
Hmm, come to think of it, my swiss army knives are still packed up from the move. I'm pretty sure I know where they are. I need to dig those out. I'm not actually sure how many I have. I used to grab all different kinds. Sometimes companies would use them as promotions and have their logo on them, so I would grab those too if I came across them, as long as they were legit swiss army. I may have just under 2 dozen of them. I was always fascinated by them. I have a few from the 1950's too.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2024 02:07 AM (VwHCD) 642
99 counties of Trump on the wall
99 counties of Trump Posted by: Nikki, drowning her sorrows at January 16, 2024 02:07 AM (9WMo9) Posted by: Miklos I, Rightful King of all the Albanias at January 16, 2024 02:09 AM (9WMo9) 644
A serious country, run by serious people who knew what the fuck they were doing would've laughed this EV concept out of the door. They would've looked at these battery limitations and the physics thereof and realized, nope, this is ain't gonna fly. Come one of these Arctic air blasts, and the whole thing is fucked. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 16, 2024 02:11 AM (Mzdiz) 645
Junior Wells and Buddy Guy were a force to be reckoned with. Fucking incredible.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 16, 2024 02:11 AM (J3ryZ) 646
Trump won all 99 counties in Iowa.
That's pretty amazing. Posted by: JackStraw SEE! He couldn't get to 100%! Posted by: innumerate Nevertrumpers at January 16, 2024 02:12 AM (DgGvY) 647
Trump won all 99 counties in Iowa.
That's pretty amazing. Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 11:54 PM (ZLI7S) fucking eh. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2024 02:13 AM (VwHCD) Posted by: Kamala's IQ at January 16, 2024 02:14 AM (9WMo9) 649
A serious country, run by serious people who knew what the fuck they were doing would've laughed this EV concept out of the door. They would've looked at these battery limitations and the physics thereof and realized, nope, this is ain't gonna fly.
Come one of these Arctic air blasts, and the whole thing is fucked. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 16, 2024 02:11 AM (Mzdiz) God is cute when he sends a message. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2024 02:14 AM (VwHCD) 650
Swiss Army knives?
I want a Swiss Guard halberd. Actually several. Posted by: Miklos I, Rightful King of all the Albanias at January 16, 2024 02:09 AM (9WMo9) - Halberd is not available. Guards Fabio and Nils asked where you'd like to take them tomorrow night. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 16, 2024 02:14 AM (dgZCh) Posted by: Bob, Doug and Miklos McKenzie at January 16, 2024 02:15 AM (9WMo9) 652
Come one of these Arctic air blasts, and the whole thing is fucked.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 16, 2024 02:11 AM (Mzdiz) Yep Posted by: Texas wind power at January 16, 2024 02:15 AM (+I6Y/) 653
Halberd is not available. Guards Fabio and Nils asked where you'd like to take them tomorrow night.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs I would not be surprised if the Papal Guard uniforms have the trap door arrangement in their trousers. And red underwear. Posted by: Miklos excommunicates self at January 16, 2024 02:17 AM (9WMo9) 654
Swiss Army knives?
I want a Swiss Guard halberd. Actually several. Posted by: Miklos I, Rightful King of all the Albanias Swiss Miss cocoa … with regular marshmallows … Posted by: Adriane the iThingy Critic . . . at January 16, 2024 02:18 AM (4Winp) Posted by: Miklos thinks Old Ways are Best Ways at January 16, 2024 02:19 AM (9WMo9) 656
Swiss Miss cocoa … with regular marshmallows …
Posted by: Adriane the iThingy Critic And a little plastic cocktail halberd in one marshmallow. Posted by: Miklos thinks this could work at January 16, 2024 02:20 AM (9WMo9) 657
And a little plastic cocktail halberd in one marshmallow.
Posted by: Miklos thinks this could work No way! I don’t have the Platinum Level Commenter Dental Plan … Posted by: Adriane the iThingy Critic . . . at January 16, 2024 02:23 AM (4Winp) 658
I’ve only been to Brussels in Belgium. I know there are supposed to be great places to visit such as Bruges. Brussels was no shakes, certainly no waffle houses there
Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2024 02:23 AM (NevXa) 659
Thanks Miklos, looked up halberd, the things you learn here.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 16, 2024 02:24 AM (Sgq8y) 660
I always carry a small swiss army knife. The one with little scissors, toothpic, tweezers, knife and file/screwdriver. Use it every day. Often, I also carry a weed digging jack knife, but I just replaced my old Irish made one, with a new shiny Case micarta Stockman.
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at January 16, 2024 02:25 AM (OZHzF) 661
I legit stand by that Swiss army knife. It got me that I lost it. I remember buying that in Lucerne I know you don’t need to buy a Swiss army knife in Switzerland, but it was kind of cool. I had that knife for 30 years and lost it. Don’t feel bad for me. We all deal with these things. Maybe I’ll go back there just to get another one.
Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2024 02:25 AM (NevXa) 662
Thanks Miklos, looked up halberd, the things you learn here.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 16, 2024 02:24 AM (Sgq8y) Yeah those are for when you want to reach out and touch someone. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2024 02:26 AM (VwHCD) 663
Lawmakers Plan Possible Infringement of 2nd Amendment with Prohibition on Militias
http://tinyurl.com/5x3ser95 So someone forms a 1000-strong group. Are they going to send 5 cops to arrest them? Everyone remembers Waco. I doubt if an organized group is going to let themselves be arrested without a very bloody fight. Posted by: Ciampino - It's too ridiculous at January 16, 2024 02:26 AM (qfLjt) 664
Brussels was no shakes, certainly no waffle houses there
Posted by: Quint And on one side of town they spell Darleen "Darlene" with some kind of accent, or maybe two, and on the other side of town it's even worse. Daerleuns or something, but at least no accent. Posted by: Miklos the local Girl's Softball Team could take Belgium in a real war at January 16, 2024 02:29 AM (9WMo9) 665
When the Democrats outlaw knives you're all going to be fucked like Prince Harry.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 16, 2024 02:30 AM (J3ryZ) 666
Beelzebub!
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 16, 2024 02:31 AM (J3ryZ) 667
I legit stand by that Swiss army knife. It got me that I lost it. I remember buying that in Lucerne I know you don’t need to buy a Swiss army knife in Switzerland, but it was kind of cool. I had that knife for 30 years and lost it. Don’t feel bad for me. We all deal with these things. Maybe I’ll go back there just to get another one.
Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2024 02:25 AM (NevXa) Well, if Mrs B goes back any time soon I'll have her grab an extra. I got a funny story about a swiss army knife. I started carrying them waaaay back when I was in the scouts. Had one all through high school. In my very early days of asshole metal guitarist I ended up in a hotel room after a show, and this chick had a bottle of wine, but no cork screw. You can't make this shit up. The swiss army knife I had at the time didn't have a cork screw. I used the screw driver of the swiss army knife to pull a screw out of the towel bar in the bathroom and screwed it into the cork, then wedged the screw head between the bathroom door and metal door jam and yanked the cork. Been a believer ever since. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2024 02:31 AM (VwHCD) 668
Yeah those are for when you want to reach out and touch someone.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division Typically, they get the point. Posted by: Miklos is making Chain Mail armor out of Natty Daddy cans at January 16, 2024 02:32 AM (9WMo9) 669
Will the farmers protests turn into a popular uprising against Globalist infiltration of their Government?
Jim Ferguson on X: "Will the farmers protests turn into a popular uprising against Globalist infiltration of their Government? Its beginning to look like it. The really big question is would you want to see this in every country? The fightback against the Globalists is underway. Join us… " https://t.co/Z6s1goSvrH X (twitter.com) Posted by: Ciampino - f***king with farmers never a good idea at January 16, 2024 02:32 AM (qfLjt) 670
Lawmakers Plan Possible Infringement of 2nd Amendment with Prohibition on Militias
Posted by: Ciampino Prohibition on White militias. The Black ones in places like Chicago, the Hispanic ones marching over our southern border every day, the Muslim ones hiding amongst those..... those are all good. Posted by: Your Betters at January 16, 2024 02:32 AM (DgGvY) 671
then wedged the screw head between the bathroom door and metal door jam and yanked the cork. Been a believer ever since. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division This....is THE AMERICAN WAY Posted by: Miklos will partake of a sip in tribute at January 16, 2024 02:34 AM (9WMo9) 672
I wanted to send a Christmas card to my friend Darlene, overexposure on the ONT made me send it to Darleen, she asked me WTF????
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 16, 2024 02:34 AM (Sgq8y) 673
Name your favorite Swiss Guard rifle.
Mine is the Remington Rolling Block, in 12.7 x 45 Pontifico chambering. There's about 30 of them remaining in the Vatican racks. And about ONE box of the ammo, known to exist. I don't want to OWN those. Too rare, and precious. But I'd love to don the white, cotton gloves, and get to fondle the beastie, I would. History LIVES, when it's held in the hands of one who knows, and understands. That rifle would again, for a moment, regain it's martial spirit and design. And then sadly, I'd have to hand it back the curator, so it might sleep again, for untold dozens of years. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at January 16, 2024 02:34 AM (e6UQI) 674
667, improvise, adapt, and overcome! I am a true believer, too my good friend, I wish other products were made the same way, but they’re not. I also was a scout for I guess eight or 10 years then I became an infantry soldier which is a scout but with guns. I will never forget those days as a scout they were the best days.
Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2024 02:36 AM (NevXa) Posted by: Prof. Miklos Henry-Higgins at January 16, 2024 02:37 AM (9WMo9) 676
I have a Li-ion powered Sno Joe snowblower. Being the engineer, I read the manual. They state that if the battery has been left outside in lower than 32 deg F for over an hour, you must throw it away. I know, it's a snowblower.
That includes shipping, and where you store it. So, be careful with this ticking time 'devices'. Don't leave em in a cold shed. Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at January 16, 2024 02:37 AM (OZHzF) 677
overexposure on the ONT made me send it to Darleen, she asked me WTF????
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz You do not want to see an overexposed Darleen. Posted by: Miklos wears dark glasses for a Reason at January 16, 2024 02:39 AM (9WMo9) 678
Well, ain't gonna do that router switchover tonight. Just realized I'd forgotten to configure something. Something important. Forget all about it, until it hit me. Dnsmasq. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 16, 2024 02:40 AM (Mzdiz) 679
667,
Have you ever seen the joke signed about the French Army knife? It has eight corkscrews, and nothing else. Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2024 02:41 AM (NevXa) 680
er. Being the engineer, I read the manual. They state that if the battery has been left outside in lower than 32 deg F for over an hour, you must throw it away. I know, it's a snowblower.
That includes shipping, and where you store it. So, be careful with this ticking time 'devices'. Don't leave em in a cold shed. Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at January 16, 2024 02:37 AM (OZHzF) This is impressive that this got off the drawing board much less on the shelves. That has to be lawyer speak as that is pretty useless if true. LI Ion reminds me of cranberrys...just because you can put it in everything, doesnt mean you should Posted by: a dude in MI at January 16, 2024 02:42 AM (+I6Y/) 681
I have a Li-ion powered Sno Joe snowblower. Being the engineer, I read the manual. They state that if the battery has been left outside in lower than 32 deg F for over an hour, you must throw it away. I know, it's a snowblower.
That includes shipping, and where you store it. So, be careful with this ticking time 'devices'. Don't leave em in a cold shed. Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle We call it Environmentally Friendly and Sustainable Planned Obsolescence. Posted by: Miklos Manufacturing Xidong Nihao Industries Co. Ltd. at January 16, 2024 02:43 AM (9WMo9) 682
Have you ever seen the joke signed about the French Army knife? It has eight corkscrews, and nothing else.
Posted by: Quint Vile slander! It also has a foil cutter. Posted by: a French soldier at January 16, 2024 02:44 AM (DgGvY) 683
Tia Maria evidently packs a punch, need to be horizontal, Horde, yikes, wake up time will be a chore.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 16, 2024 02:44 AM (Sgq8y) 684
679 667,
Have you ever seen the joke signed about the French Army knife? It has eight corkscrews, and nothing else. Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2024 02:41 AM (NevXa) ---- I've seen that meme. Posted by: Ciampino - It may have had a white flag too at January 16, 2024 02:45 AM (qfLjt) 685
improvise, adapt, and overcome! I am a true believer, too my good friend, I wish other products were made the same way, but they’re not. I also was a scout for I guess eight or 10 years then I became an infantry soldier which is a scout but with guns. I will never forget those days as a scout they were the best days.
Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2024 02:36 AM (NevXa) Hell yeah, I love those things. Mrs B always has one in her purse. A habit she picked up years ago. I think it hit home when I told her she would have a hard time cutting through a jammed seat belt with a nail file. She also got herself a new one when she was in Switzerland. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2024 02:46 AM (VwHCD) 686
Tia Maria evidently packs a punch, need to be horizontal, Horde, yikes, wake up time will be a chore.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz "How do you handle a problem like Tia Maria..." Posted by: Brother Miklos and the Drunken Nuns at January 16, 2024 02:47 AM (9WMo9) 687
The French Army Knife? Here you can buy it for $9.
http://tinyurl.com/2dnux7vz I was right about the flag. Posted by: Ciampino - It may have had a white flag too! at January 16, 2024 02:49 AM (qfLjt) 688
After the Sno Joe manual education, I looked at Ford's Mustang Mach-E manual (electric F-150 manual wasn't out yet), to see if they gave any similar warning.
Nope. All they had was one line that stated battery temp operating range: 32 deg F to 120 deg (or so, don't remember high range limit). Un-frikkin-useable. Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at January 16, 2024 02:51 AM (OZHzF) 689
MOST Swiss Army Knives aren't sharp enough to do much of a damn thing, anyway.
Y'all open up those blades, and dress them with a Lansky System sharpener, or some such other system as to put a TRUE EDGE onto a blade. Then, get back to me. Oh, and a 3" blade with the half closest to hinge, serrated? THAT is your best seat-belt cutter, of them all. And an "automatic" Center-Punch, such as Machinists use to dimple the metal to be drilled? There IS NO BETTER TOOL, with which to shatter the glass of a car from which the occupants must escape. One such, needs to be permanently packed into a secure location IN yours or your loved one's cars. And YOU need to keep one handy in YOUR vehicle, too. And if a BMW owner parks across three spaces? You can send a special greeting, yes? Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at January 16, 2024 02:54 AM (e6UQI) 690
Being the engineer, I read the manual. They state that if the battery has been left outside in lower than 32 deg F for over an hour, you must throw it away. I know, it's a snowblower.
That includes shipping, and where you store it. So, be careful with this ticking time 'devices'. Don't leave em in a cold shed. Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at January 16, 2024 02:37 AM (OZHzF) The harley dudes always screw their batteries up by not having them on a trickle charge over the winter. They can handle cold if the battery has a full charge, but if it gets low on charge and the temperature drops the battery goes to shit. The battery in one of my bikes is probably 6 years old and is still good. Some of these chuckleheads don't get a year out of them. The other mistake is not bringing a new battery up to charge before putting it in the bike. The assholes at the store always tell them oh its charged, you're good. Uh...no, its not. It needs to be brought to over 13 volts before it goes in the bike. I have seen too many batteries got tits up in less than a week from that. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2024 02:54 AM (VwHCD) 691
The French Army Knife? Here you can buy it for $9.
http://tinyurl.com/2dnux7vz I was right about the flag. Posted by: Ciampino Seriously. Six corkscrews is enough, with room for a tiny German phrasebook and mini-baguette. Posted by: Le Mikleuse, mes cheres amis at January 16, 2024 02:54 AM (9WMo9) 692
I have seen too many batteries got tits up in less than a week from that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division I have avoided any similar problem by living in the Land of Cotton, where "Early on a Frosty mornin'" is actually quite rare. Posted by: Miklos, comfortably South of the Mason Dixon at January 16, 2024 02:58 AM (9WMo9) 693
Y'all open up those blades, and dress them with a Lansky System sharpener, or some such other system as to put a TRUE EDGE onto a blade. Then, get back to me.
Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at January 16, 2024 02:54 AM (e6UQI) Mine cuts like a razor knife. I use the system I use to sharpen chisels and plane blades. It's hideous sharp. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2024 02:59 AM (VwHCD) 694
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Miklos, I liked the addition of the German phrasebook. Of course these days you might need Arabic too. Posted by: Ciampino - It does have had a white flag too! at January 16, 2024 02:59 AM (qfLjt) 695
Mine cuts like a razor knife. I use the system I use to sharpen chisels and plane blades. It's hideous sharp.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division Girls go crazy for a sharp shavin' man. Posted by: ZZ Top, noting potential contradictions at January 16, 2024 03:01 AM (9WMo9) 696
I liked the addition of the German phrasebook. Of course these days you might need Arabic too.
Posted by: Ciampino It only has two phrases, so both are possible- Ja, Mein Herr!/Inshallah! Zwansig mark (arab version-No stabby OK) Posted by: Miklos refines concept due to feedback at January 16, 2024 03:07 AM (9WMo9) 697
667, berzerker, are you way ahead of me on that one. I would’ve likely pushed the court down as a last ditch effort. Trust me it’s not worth doing. Then again, you should have a suicide knife with a cork screw. I legit believe getting a cork out of a wine bottle is legit intelligence.. I have been there a few times and if you could do that you were going to make waves.
Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2024 03:08 AM (NevXa) 698
I had a Swiss army knife for 30 years. The smallest scissors were the best you could ever have they would cut hair from your nose that type of thing, etc.. Those small scissors for sure came in handy so many times it’s not even something you could measure.
The large knife with sharp, the small knife with sharp, and if you had to do it, the corkscrew was there. I personally would not go with that type of corkscrew as there is inherent flaw in the system go with the waiters corkscrew. But the Swiss army knife never let me down. There are a few products that do that these days very few that have so many who support them. Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2024 03:10 AM (NevXa) 699
I have a 1"x42"belt Craftsman Belt machine.
With belts going down to a 2000 grit, and then a leather belt with white rouge compound, I can get a sufficiently hardened blade to neer Obsidian sharp. If your blade ain't that hard, it's going to fold over into a wire edge, and I can't help you. Pro tip on such a machine. Be CAREFUL, or you'll over heat the blde due to friction, and it won't BE that hard, anymore. In other words. Patience. And a Light Touch. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at January 16, 2024 03:11 AM (e6UQI) 700
Have the French ever figured out how, for the first time in 900 years, Notre Dame cathedral caught on fire and burned?
Odd to think that France had better fire protection hundreds of years ago, even when men were away fighting the Crusades. Posted by: Miklos ponders at January 16, 2024 03:12 AM (9WMo9) 701
I think the French realize that they suffered a terrorist attack. Western civilization has been under a terrorist attack for 10 or 20 years. I don’t think anyone will get to the bottom of the Notre Dame terrorist attack because there’s nothing in it for anyone. Making light of that is the same as making light of the end of western civilization.
Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2024 03:14 AM (NevXa) 702
700 Have the French ever figured out how, for the first time in 900 years, Notre Dame cathedral caught on fire and burned?
Posted by: Miklos ponders at January 16, 2024 03:12 AM (9WMo9) ---- If it was some 'immigrants' of the religion-of-pieces then they may not want to divulge it since it would inflame real Frenchmen and they might demand some action from their globally-aligned politicians (read cowards). Posted by: Ciampino - I only have ice for you at January 16, 2024 03:17 AM (qfLjt) 703
I don't know if any of you saw this on Pixy's thread a couple of days ago, but some guy with a "smart washing machine", an LG model, noticed that his washing machine was uploading over 3GB of data per day. His fucking washing machine was sending 3GB of data every damned day. The mind boggles at what was going on. Whatever you do, don't get any of these "smart" appliances. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 16, 2024 03:32 AM (Mzdiz) 704
A network sniffer could capture that traffic so he ight figure out what was going out. I would tell the router to block all traffic to that machine - I think he couldn't stop the traffic once set at the machine.
Posted by: Ciampino - I only have ice for you. at January 16, 2024 03:41 AM (qfLjt) 705
Morning, early early risers! Yesterday in Da Swamp was cool and damp, with a fine drizzle in late afternoon and falling temps. 'Tis 33 F. now, due to fall past freezing this morning. I keep hoping my employer will tell us to stay home because of icy roads, etc. I have to cross one big bridge to get to my office, and people here have no idea how to drive in the dry, let alone the wet or with ice.
My Buick is FWD, so I'm not worried about traction. But I will need to slow down -- here, a recipe for getting run over. And I just know some imbecile will go swerving from one lane to another at speed, spin out, crash into some other imbecile, and block the road. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 16, 2024 03:42 AM (omVj0) 706
Whatever you do, don't get any of these "smart" appliances.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley Darleen does have her advantages. Posted by: Miklos can and has done worse at January 16, 2024 03:44 AM (9WMo9) 707
Several times I've sliced myself using a dull knife. Never with one kept razor sharp, those tend to inherently make one careful using them.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 16, 2024 03:45 AM (KATBx) 708
Also, you can avoid the smart machine problems by not connecting em to any wifi, bluetooth, or internet.
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at January 16, 2024 03:46 AM (OZHzF) 709
Good morning Wolfus, I haven't gone to bed yet. Probably will very soon. I have one of my older cats, Oscar the Grouch, sleeping next to me on the chair. I make room for him. He thinks he's the boss of all the other cats, and he was in his young days, but now there are younger ones that challenge him and he doesn't like it.
I love him anyway. Posted by: Ciampino - I only have mice for you. at January 16, 2024 03:48 AM (qfLjt) 710
Several times I've sliced myself using a dull knife. Never with one kept razor sharp, those tend to inherently make one careful using them.
Posted by: irongrampa I use very sharp knives, but after going on blood thinners I find myself even more circumspecatious. Posted by: Miklos, is it bone or de-bone a chicken? At least chickens are not inflammable at January 16, 2024 03:50 AM (9WMo9) 711
Not a good night for sleep
Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2024 03:50 AM (fwDg9) 712
He thinks he's the boss of all the other cats, and he was in his young days, but now there are younger ones that challenge him and he doesn't like it.
I love him anyway. Posted by: Ciampino - I only have mice for you Remind the younger cats that Oscar can change his will AT ANY TIME Posted by: Miklos, Cattorny-at-Law at January 16, 2024 03:52 AM (9WMo9) Posted by: Auntie Miklos at January 16, 2024 03:53 AM (9WMo9) 714
I prefer debone but lazy people do say bone.
Posted by: Ciampino - I only have mice for your cats. at January 16, 2024 03:54 AM (qfLjt) 715
This "IoT" shit (Internet of Things) is a security nightmare. There were several security exploits for LG stuff I remember. A hacker could gain access to the LG shit on the local network and take it over. Botnets and such. That's probably what was going on with that guy. His washing machine was hacked and was doing some nefarious shit. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 16, 2024 03:55 AM (Mzdiz) 716
I prefer debone but lazy people do say bone.
Posted by: Ciampino New Orleans band Cowboy Mouth had a song about a vegetarian girlfriend- "She don't eat meat but she sho' like da bone" Posted by: Miklos, vaguely recalling at January 16, 2024 03:57 AM (9WMo9) 717
I worked on IoT things for years, years ago. Not as a software sooper genius, but even me, with a Ph.D. in Idjitneering, could see the idiocy.
Posted by: Miklos, because it takes one to know one at January 16, 2024 04:00 AM (9WMo9) 718
Good morning Wolfus, I haven't gone to bed yet. Probably will very soon. I have one of my older cats, Oscar the Grouch, sleeping next to me on the chair. I make room for him. He thinks he's the boss of all the other cats, and he was in his young days, but now there are younger ones that challenge him and he doesn't like it.
I love him anyway. Posted by: Ciampino - I only have mice for you. at January 16, 2024 *** Morning, C. Both cats were snuggled next to me when I woke. Dagny left after a bit, but Stirling, as usual, stayed until he was sure I was awake, then raced to join his sister. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 16, 2024 04:01 AM (omVj0) 719
NOOD Pixy
Posted by: Ciampino -- I only have mice for your cats. at January 16, 2024 04:01 AM (qfLjt) 720
707, a dull knife is the most dangerous instrument you can wield. Amateur cooks might tell you that a sharp knife is dangerous. That shows they don’t know anything about cooking. A dull knife is by far the most dangerous instrument in the kitchen and a real cook would not use one.
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