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Posted by: rhennigantx at January 15, 2024 09:42 AM (lwOKI) 2
Wut? We waited for a late post and get this??!!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 15, 2024 09:43 AM (Angsy) 3
Yeesh.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 15, 2024 09:43 AM (WVAwc) 4
But the tax collector stood at a distance. He would not even look up to heaven, but beat his breast and said,
‘God, have mercy on me, a sinner.’ Posted by: rhennigantx at January 15, 2024 09:43 AM (lwOKI) 5
What's the skim?
Posted by: BignJames at January 15, 2024 09:43 AM (AwYPR) 6
I don't even know what to say.
Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at January 15, 2024 09:43 AM (SfhV1) 7
I guess the hats are supposed to be insulting to the tax collectors?
Maybe the IRS agents should be forced to wear these. Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 15, 2024 09:44 AM (Angsy) 8
Wow, those red pants from Friday are suddenly looking tame!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2024 09:44 AM (NKqpy) 9
(If you drive a car, car) I'll tax the street
(If you try to sit, sit) I'll tax your seat (If you get too cold, cold) I'll tax the heat (If you take a walk, walk) I'll tax your feet Taxman Posted by: rhennigantx at January 15, 2024 09:44 AM (lwOKI) Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2024 09:44 AM (Zp1WF) 11
New IRS dress code guideline proposal
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at January 15, 2024 09:44 AM (v23vE) 12
Nood'd
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 15, 2024 09:44 AM (WVAwc) 13
Shag carpet hats.
Posted by: BignJames at January 15, 2024 09:44 AM (AwYPR) 14
This painting is disconcerting.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 15, 2024 09:44 AM (4I/2K) Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 15, 2024 09:44 AM (R/m4+) 16
LOL. I love it.
Posted by: Tuna at January 15, 2024 09:44 AM (oaGWv) 17
Sharing an ottoman?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 15, 2024 09:45 AM (dpAEq) 18
It was silly hat day
Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2024 09:45 AM (Qtvgh) 19
National Gallery UK
Full title Two Tax-Gatherers Artist Workshop of Marinus van Reymerswale Artist dates active 1533 - 1545 Date made probably 1540s Medium and support Oil on oak Dimensions 92 × 74.6 cm Posted by: rhennigantx at January 15, 2024 09:45 AM (lwOKI) 20
As for the guy on the right - "Don't make that face, it might freeze that way!"
And he we are, hundreds(?) of years later and this is what is remembered of him Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2024 09:45 AM (NKqpy) 21
This painting is disconcerting.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 15, 2024 09:44 AM (4I/2K) ++++ So are revenuers. Seems appropriate. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2024 09:45 AM (Zp1WF) 22
From the Ministry of Funny Hats.
Posted by: Monty Python at January 15, 2024 09:45 AM (NBVIP) Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2024 09:45 AM (geLO8) 24
Guy: "why do I have to wear this fricking green thing on my head?"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 09:46 AM (ynpvh) 25
Green hat guy seems to be in pain.
Posted by: BignJames at January 15, 2024 09:46 AM (AwYPR) 26
One for you, nineteen for me.
Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at January 15, 2024 09:46 AM (SfhV1) 27
Party All Night!
Posted by: redridinghood at January 15, 2024 09:46 AM (NpAcC) 28
I've had half a pot of coffee this morning and I'm twitchy.
Also, I am now thinking about the crippling tax bill I'm going to have this year. Wonderful combination, I tell you. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2024 09:46 AM (Zp1WF) 29
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 15, 2024 09:46 AM (Zz0t1) 30
Table soon to be turned.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 15, 2024 09:47 AM (Zz0t1) 31
Should have saved it for April 15
Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2024 09:47 AM (Qtvgh) 32
Willowed:
349 'I wanged chung' or 'I wang chunged'? Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2024 09:44 AM (geLO wang-chunged, I believe. Otherwise you just dicked Chung. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 09:47 AM (ynpvh) Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 15, 2024 09:47 AM (eBpEu) 34
Got it! An AI mashup of the real painting.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ Marinus_van_Reymerswaele Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 15, 2024 09:47 AM (Angsy) 35
The painting is hideous and hilarious.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 15, 2024 09:47 AM (NpAcC) 36
Pre 1040. Pre e-filing.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 15, 2024 09:48 AM (4I/2K) 37
We outta pass a law that all IRS agents have to wear silly hats like these two.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 15, 2024 09:48 AM (9yWhg) 38
Dutch! ok, this guy had a theme. There are a number of other The Tax Collector paintings, and there is the "The Money Changer and His Wife" series too! I wonder, was he hard up for money ??
Posted by: runner at January 15, 2024 09:48 AM (V13WU) 39
I think "Reymerswaele" will probably make for a good limerick.
Posted by: But that's just me at January 15, 2024 09:48 AM (NBVIP) 40
Schlonged Chung.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 15, 2024 09:48 AM (Zz0t1) 41
Is it possible to have photorealism before the invention of the photograph?
Camera obscura realism?? Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 15, 2024 09:48 AM (2yu8s) 42
31 Should have saved it for April 15
Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2024 09:47 AM (Qtvgh) Aw sh*t. Taxes again? ::: looks for paperwork ::: Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 09:48 AM (ynpvh) 43
CBD posted art yesterday right after the Book Thread. It was a powerful image, though in black and white. This colorful conglomeration pales in comparison. I had an uncle with a hook nose like the tax collector on the left.
Posted by: By Hook Or Crook at January 15, 2024 09:48 AM (V5BDR) 44
Moar taxes!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 15, 2024 09:48 AM (hOUT3) 45
They were considered the height of fashion in those days. The hats. not the tax collectors.
Posted by: runner at January 15, 2024 09:48 AM (V13WU) 46
Final real new money to the IRS is $60 Billion over the next 10 years.
In 2023 Fiscal they managed to recover $240 Million in unpaid taxes. In about 250 years they will break even in the investment. Posted by: rhennigantx at January 15, 2024 09:49 AM (lwOKI) 47
Artist has much skill.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 15, 2024 09:49 AM (WVAwc) 48
Should have saved it for April 15
Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2024 09:47 AM (Qtvgh) **** Or April Fool's Day. Posted by: redridinghood at January 15, 2024 09:49 AM (NpAcC) 49
Dutch, huh? Was there a tax collectors guild?
Posted by: BignJames at January 15, 2024 09:49 AM (AwYPR) 50
Today, January 15th, is the day your 1040-ES payments are due for the fourth quarterly payment of 2023.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 15, 2024 09:49 AM (4I/2K) 51
>>ugly
would burn bad art Yeah. Was watching some tv show last night and was struck by how ugly everyone is. Ugliness everywhere - in catalogs, on tv (ads and shows), all around us (just glance at any random protest to see some of the most intentionally ugly, damaged, deranged people). I am done with ugliness. I will not seek it out, will actively reject it everywhere possible. *gets off soap box* Sorry for the rant, just reached my limit Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2024 09:50 AM (NKqpy) 52
Today these two would be drag queens insisting upon reading to kindergartners. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 15, 2024 09:50 AM (xG4kz) 53
IDK. Wouldn't the Junta's gatherers wring the spoils out of their head-mops more often. They seem awfully colorful.
Posted by: DaveA at January 15, 2024 09:50 AM (FhXTo) 54
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that Marinus was not fond of the tax men.
Posted by: huerfano at January 15, 2024 09:51 AM (Q4KYm) 55
Thats the Wicked Witch of the West on the left.
Before her covfefe sales gig. Posted by: rhennigantx at January 15, 2024 09:51 AM (lwOKI) 56
Pre 1040. Pre e-filing.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 15, 2024 09:48 AM (4I/2K) No, the artist wasn't born until the late 1400s. Long past Y1K. Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 15, 2024 09:51 AM (Angsy) 57
CBD chose this for MLK day.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 15, 2024 09:51 AM (NpAcC) 58
Pre sugar from the Americas. Teeth in good shape.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 15, 2024 09:51 AM (2yu8s) 59
54 I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that Marinus was not fond of the tax men.
Posted by: huerfano at January 15, 2024 09:51 AM (Q4KYm) Dude looks like a lady! Posted by: Aerosmith at January 15, 2024 09:51 AM (ynpvh) 60
This is how your hard-earned money goes to fund drag shows for elementary schools
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 15, 2024 09:51 AM (sJHOI) 61
... I am done with ugliness. I will not seek it out, will actively reject it everywhere possible.
*gets off soap box* ... Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2024 09:50 AM (NKqpy) ++++ Modern art - including entertainment - celebrates ugliness. It's anti-beauty (and therefore anti-art). Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2024 09:51 AM (Zp1WF) 62
I am done with ugliness. I will not seek it out, will actively reject it everywhere possible.
*gets off soap box* Sorry for the rant, just reached my limit Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2024 09:50 AM (NKqpy) Amazon seems real good at finding ugly people to model. Posted by: rhennigantx at January 15, 2024 09:52 AM (lwOKI) 63
Tremendous detail. Wonder what the size of the canvas is?
* goes looking * Oil on Oak. Dimensions 92 × 74.6 cm (36 x 29 in). So about 3 x 2.5 ft. Posted by: ShainS at January 15, 2024 09:52 AM (bU3p+) Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 15, 2024 09:52 AM (2yu8s) 65
No man has fingernails like that.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 15, 2024 09:52 AM (Dm8we) 66
56 Pre 1040. Pre e-filing.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 15, 2024 09:48 AM (4I/2K) No, the artist wasn't born until the late 1400s. Long past Y1K. Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 15, 2024 09:51 AM (Angsy) Y1K was a scary time for many; they thought the end was nigh. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 09:52 AM (ynpvh) 67
Green hat guy seems to be in pain.
Posted by: BignJames ******* He didn't listen all those years ago when his mother said, "If you keep making that face it'll eventually get stuck that way!" Posted by: Muldooon at January 15, 2024 09:52 AM (991eG) 68
The aging twink has an extremely small midget strapped to his inner thigh, flicking his left nut... Posted by: Dirty Frank at January 15, 2024 09:52 AM (HRQvT) 69
>>Today these two would be drag queens insisting upon reading to kindergartners.
Obese, pink-haired and tattooed antifa, screaming hysterically while waving signs that say "EAT THE RICH." Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2024 09:53 AM (NKqpy) 70
Backstage we're having the time Of our lives until somebody said "Forgive me if I seem out of line" And she whipped out a gun and tried to blow me away! That, that dude looks like a lady Posted by: rhennigantx at January 15, 2024 09:53 AM (lwOKI) 71
Guy with green foliage for hair looks like Adam Schiff.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 15, 2024 09:53 AM (Tacg7) 72
Lollipop guild >> tax collectors guild.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 15, 2024 09:53 AM (NBVIP) 73
I think he is the sniper, has his Ghillie suit still over his head
Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2024 09:53 AM (Qtvgh) 74
61 ... I am done with ugliness. I will not seek it out, will actively reject it everywhere possible.
*gets off soap box* ... Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2024 09:50 AM (NKqpy) ++++ Modern art - including entertainment - celebrates ugliness. It's anti-beauty (and therefore anti-art). Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2024 09:51 AM (Zp1WF) Fat is healthy Ugly is beautiful Mental Illness is to be respected Evil is good Good is evil Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 09:54 AM (ynpvh) 75
Sir, you have a spinach on your head
Posted by: A dude in MI at January 15, 2024 09:54 AM (/6GbT) 76
Reminds me of a Carol Burnett skit.
Posted by: 496 at January 15, 2024 09:54 AM (Bf+P4) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 15, 2024 09:54 AM (MoZTd) 78
No dog. Not art.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 15, 2024 09:54 AM (MoZTd) ------- Oh, it's a dog all right. Posted by: 496 at January 15, 2024 09:55 AM (Bf+P4) 79
75 Sir, you have a spinach on your head
Posted by: A dude in MI at January 15, 2024 09:54 AM (/6GbT) It's a SaLAD! My lunch. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 09:55 AM (ynpvh) 80
Sir, you have a spinach on your head
Sir: Pffffft. It's kale. You know nothing of leafy vegetables. Posted by: Archimedes at January 15, 2024 09:56 AM (CsUN+) 81
Sir, you have a spinach on your head
Posted by: A dude in MI at January 15, 2024 09:54 AM (/6GbT) He played an endive salad that knocked the critics off their ass. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 15, 2024 09:56 AM (9yWhg) 82
The world would be a far better place if these two had been tossed into the sea with heavy chains wrapped around them right when this first started. And their hats tied to their heads so that those were never seen again, either.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 15, 2024 09:56 AM (S6gqv) 83
The detail in the painting is remarkable from the figure in the wood to the tiny items. The artist, based on other works I saw on Wiki, does a superb job with his models facial expressions and poses. I could get lost looking for all the interesting bits and pieces he included.
I have no F'ing idea what the head pieces are. If real, the are seriously weird. If not, the artist has a wicked sense of humor. Posted by: JTB at January 15, 2024 09:56 AM (zudum) 84
Reminds me of a Carol Burnett skit.
Posted by: 496 at January 15, 2024 09:54 AM (Bf+P4) "Just something I found in the window." Posted by: Count de Monet at January 15, 2024 09:56 AM (4I/2K) 85
Not sure what I did, but it appears I'm blocked.
Posted by: 496 at January 15, 2024 09:57 AM (bwl/U) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 15, 2024 09:57 AM (MoZTd) 87
82 The world would be a far better place if these two had been tossed into the sea with heavy chains wrapped around them right when this first started. And their hats tied to their heads so that those were never seen again, either.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 15, 2024 09:56 AM (S6gqv) But it wouldn't have taken care of those that sent them. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 09:57 AM (ynpvh) 88
*imagines John Cleese lecturing on this painting in a Monty Python style*
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 15, 2024 09:57 AM (Tacg7) 89
I am done with ugliness. I will not seek it out, will actively reject it everywhere possible.
*gets off soap box* Sorry for the rant, just reached my limit Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2024 09:50 AM (NKqpy) I think it is socialism/communism. It is the same as the ugly buildings. The ugly politicians. This is a stab in the eye to common and normal people that you must accept lessor standard. Posted by: rhennigantx at January 15, 2024 09:57 AM (lwOKI) Posted by: 496 at January 15, 2024 09:57 AM (bwl/U) 91
It's a little known fact that Liberace began as an accountant.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 15, 2024 09:58 AM (CsUN+) 92
Alternative title:
"The Exact Moment When Gustav Realized That He Was Just an Average White Guy and Maybe All Those Years He Spent Voting for DEI Politicians and Policy Maybe Weren't Such a Great Idea Because Now Dumb, Lazy, Gay, Rapey Heinrich Had Been Unfairly Promoted Over Him and Was Now His Boss" Posted by: naturalfake at January 15, 2024 09:58 AM (nFnyb) Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 15, 2024 09:58 AM (BpYfr) 94
85 Not sure what I did, but it appears I'm blocked.
Posted by: 496 at January 15, 2024 09:57 AM (bwl/U) They have medicines for that. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 09:58 AM (ynpvh) 95
It is 19 degrees in Austin, brrrrr...
Posted by: lin-duh at January 15, 2024 09:58 AM (K2iv3) 96
The Tax Collectre - a limerick My tax man says his job has lost its lustre Requiring all the courage he can mustre They treat him like he's vermin While they trim his suit with ermine And top it with a pink feather dustre Posted by: Muldooon at January 15, 2024 09:58 AM (991eG) 97
I've never seen historical hats like that.
Off to shitty search engines to see if they're 'real' or are meant as some type of insult. Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 15, 2024 09:58 AM (2yu8s) 98
Taxes are necessary to the functioning of a modern nation-state. Those windmills aren't going to finance themselves and I needed a government grant to purchase my silver skates.
Posted by: Li'l Hans Brinker at January 15, 2024 09:58 AM (V5BDR) 99
Today, January 15th, is the day your 1040-ES payments are due for the fourth quarterly payment of 2023.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 15, 2024 09:49 AM (4I/2K) -------------- I can't wait for quarterly payments for the taxes owed on unrealized gains. They can call them 1040-EatShit payments just to complete the humiliation. /That might be enough to make me become an ex-pat ... Posted by: ShainS at January 15, 2024 09:58 AM (bU3p+) 100
Not sure what I did, but it appears I'm blocked.
Posted by: 496 Well, we're not going to tell you. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 15, 2024 09:58 AM (9yWhg) 101
Whoa! I should have never taken the brown acid!
Posted by: Tonypete at January 15, 2024 09:59 AM (J47y1) 102
95 It is 19 degrees in Austin, brrrrr...
Posted by: lin-duh at January 15, 2024 09:58 AM (K2iv3) How many illegals is Texas killing with the cold! Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 09:59 AM (ynpvh) Posted by: Count de Monet at January 15, 2024 09:59 AM (4I/2K) 104
Creepy
Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2024 09:59 AM (n2vyf) 105
Fat is healthy
Ugly is beautiful Mental Illness is to be respected Evil is good Good is evil Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) Competence should be denigrated Diligence seems too much like work Striving is not worth the effort Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 15, 2024 10:00 AM (hOUT3) 106
Well, we're not going to tell you.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 15, 2024 09:58 AM (9yWhg) ------- Ah, the old "You know what you did!" Posted by: 496 at January 15, 2024 10:00 AM (bwl/U) 107
99 Today, January 15th, is the day your 1040-ES payments are due for the fourth quarterly payment of 2023.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 15, 2024 09:49 AM (4I/2K) -------------- I can't wait for quarterly payments for the taxes owed on unrealized gains. They can call them 1040-EatShit payments just to complete the humiliation. /That might be enough to make me become an ex-pat ... Posted by: ShainS at January 15, 2024 09:58 AM (bU3p+) Probably due tomorrow as today is a FED holiday. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 10:00 AM (ynpvh) 108
I think the dude on the right just thought about one of my girls.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at January 15, 2024 10:00 AM (ycI94) 109
Bravo Muldoon.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 15, 2024 10:00 AM (NBVIP) 110
Not sure what I did, but it appears I'm blocked.
Posted by: 496 at January 15, 2024 09:57 AM (bwl/U) -------------- Try a different IP. [We use VPN with IPs occasionally banned here and blocked by other websites.] Posted by: ShainS at January 15, 2024 10:01 AM (bU3p+) 111
I got another Nikki Haley flyer in the mail on Saturday. Second one so far.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 15, 2024 10:01 AM (9yWhg) Posted by: Anna Puma at January 15, 2024 10:01 AM (Tacg7) 113
Today, January 15th, is the day your 1040-ES payments are due for the fourth quarterly payment of 2023. Posted by: Count de Monet at January 15, 2024 09:49 AM (4I/2K) ___________ Tomorrow, actually, but I got mine in today. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 15, 2024 10:01 AM (MoZTd) 114
108 I think the dude on the right just thought about one of my girls.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at January 15, 2024 10:00 AM (ycI94) Maybe he IS one of your girls. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 10:01 AM (ynpvh) 115
National Gallery site:
Marinus van Reymerswale active 1533 - 1545 Marinus van Reymerswale is known mainly for his satirical paintings. There are three types of subject – the Banker and his Wife (after Massys), the Tax Gatherers, of which the National Gallery has the best example, and Saint Jerome (after Dürer). His marked gift for caricature probably derives from Leonardo through the work of Massys, with whom Marinus would have become familiar in Antwerp. The son of a painter, who was recorded in Antwerp in 1475, Marinus is thought to have been trained by a glass painter there in 1509. There are signed paintings by him from 1538 to 1547, but little is known of his life. His banishment from Middleburgh in 1567 is apparently the last known record of him. Not on display. Massys' works -- note the first one especially. http://tinyurl.com/bxfynjwc Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 15, 2024 10:02 AM (2yu8s) 116
Hadrian. Loved the puppy pic you posted earlier. Cute little guy.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 15, 2024 10:02 AM (2NHgQ) 117
Try a different IP.
[We use VPN with IPs occasionally banned here and blocked by other websites.] Posted by: ShainS at January 15, 2024 10:01 AM (bU3p+) ------- I did, thanks. But I have work to do, so I'm going to take this matching brown feather duster off my head and put it to better use! Posted by: 496 at January 15, 2024 10:02 AM (bwl/U) Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 15, 2024 10:02 AM (R4t5M) 119
I think those tax collectors were drinking on the job
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 15, 2024 10:03 AM (i/oCU) 120
How many illegals is Texas killing with the cold!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 09:59 AM (ynpvh) --------------- It's already been proven that The Sun is racist, so a natural corollary is that "Climate Change" is racist. /Wait, I thought per that traitor Myorkas that these are all Climate Change refugees? Out of the fire and into the frying pan ... Posted by: ShainS at January 15, 2024 10:03 AM (bU3p+) 121
>>Modern art - including entertainment - celebrates ugliness. It's anti-beauty (and therefore anti-art).
Yup. Paul Joseph Watson has done some good videos on this intentional ugliness, the destruction of beauty in art, architecture, etc.. It is to demoralize. Compare this: http://tinyurl.com/jncbbcry To this: https://www.instagram.com/solapparel/ Which hoodie would you want? Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2024 10:03 AM (NKqpy) 122
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... Massys' works -- note the first one especially. http://tinyurl.com/bxfynjwc Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 15, 2024 10:02 AM (2yu8s) Ah, "The Ugly Duchess". Classic! Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 10:03 AM (ynpvh) 123
85 Not sure what I did, but it appears I'm blocked.
Posted by: 496 at January 15, 2024 09:57 AM (bwl/U) I told you-only one teaspoon of tincture of opium per 8 hrs. Posted by: Dr. Feelgood at January 15, 2024 10:04 AM (V5BDR) 124
Artist's parents could afford lots of syllables and weren't afraid to show it.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 15, 2024 10:04 AM (NBVIP) 125
>>Modern art - including entertainment - celebrates ugliness. It's anti-beauty (and therefore anti-art).
Adolescent contrarianism. Posted by: davidt at January 15, 2024 10:04 AM (SYTee) 126
Mocking clothing and not realistic, I assume:
Two strikingly ugly men in extraordinary clothing are seated at a table in a panelled interior. One writes in a ledger, the other – his features contorted into a sneer – grasps at a pile of coins. Documents, some of them legible, are piled on a cupboard behind the pair. Marinus van Reymerswale and his workshop produced a number of versions of this very successful composition; many include manuscripts and legal documents that contain references to the town and inhabitants of Reymerswale, where Marinus probably spent much of his life. All are satires of greed and corruption, and they might even have contained recognisable caricatures of officials from Reymerswale. Tax collectors were paid percentages of the revenues they collected, and had many incentives to extort every last mite from taxpayers. The two men, hideous in spite of their rich clothes, are vilified for their bureaucratic and legalistic greed. Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 15, 2024 10:05 AM (2yu8s) 127
Ah, "The Ugly Duchess". Classic!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 10:03 AM (ynpvh) That's a Man, Baby Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2024 10:05 AM (n2vyf) 128
120 How many illegals is Texas killing with the cold!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 09:59 AM (ynpvh) --------------- It's already been proven that The Sun is racist, so a natural corollary is that "Climate Change" is racist. /Wait, I thought per that traitor Myorkas that these are all Climate Change refugees? Out of the fire and into the frying pan ... Posted by: ShainS at January 15, 2024 10:03 AM (bU3p+) ...and then into the ice box. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 10:05 AM (ynpvh) 129
Probably due tomorrow as today is a FED holiday.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 10:00 AM (ynpvh) Upon further review on the field, the initial call is overturned. Jan 16th is the payment due date. 4th Down and 1 day to go! *blows whistle, windmills arm* Posted by: Count de Monet at January 15, 2024 10:06 AM (4I/2K) Posted by: davidt at January 15, 2024 10:07 AM (SYTee) 131
130 *blows whistle, windmills arm*
It's rigged! Posted by: davidt at January 15, 2024 10:07 AM (SYTee) Is that move called the "bird chopper"? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 10:07 AM (ynpvh) 132
I know we frequently complain that the artists featured on this thread could not paint hands . Now this artist is a master of that skill.
Posted by: Tuna at January 15, 2024 10:07 AM (oaGWv) 133
Everyone at the IRS should be required to wear stupid hats like that. Every day. Even the enforcement folks and especially the auditors.
Posted by: GWB at January 15, 2024 10:07 AM (32nmx) 134
Makes me sad that all that tax money extorted from hard working peasants will eventually fund the Nikki Haley "campaign".
Posted by: Fungible Funds at January 15, 2024 10:08 AM (V5BDR) 135
I seek beauty at The Chive's FLBP posts every Monday.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 15, 2024 10:08 AM (4I/2K) 136
133 Everyone at the IRS should be required to wear stupid hats like that. Every day. Even the enforcement folks and especially the auditors.
Posted by: GWB at January 15, 2024 10:07 AM (32nmx) The higher up the chain, the more ridiculous the outfit. Sorta like looking at Fredericka Wilson. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 10:09 AM (ynpvh) 137
How do you know those two are rich?
The color of their clothes is a clue. So is the ermine trim. Posted by: Anna Puma at January 15, 2024 10:09 AM (Tacg7) 138
So, did these two guys just come back to the office from a strip club?
Posted by: Paco at January 15, 2024 10:09 AM (njExo) 139
The UK National Gallery high-res scan is fantastic:
http://tinyurl.com/4y4ktfv6 Just great, detailed work. Excellent IMHO. I thought there was a silver Chinese coin but it was me misanalysing a Netherlands' lion coin viewed off centre. [I thought those were dragon claws.] Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 15, 2024 10:09 AM (2yu8s) 140
Will the clock operator please put 18 hours back onto the filing clock?
Posted by: Head Zebra at January 15, 2024 10:10 AM (NBVIP) 141
33 Everyone at the IRS should be required to wear stupid hats like that. Every day. Even the enforcement folks and especially the auditors.
Especially their SWAT teams. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 15, 2024 10:10 AM (R4t5M) 142
His banishment from Middleburgh in 1567 is apparently the last known record of him.
------------ Was he banished for mocking tax collectors? * goes looking * Can't find any other references or reason; SearchFu Fail ... Posted by: ShainS at January 15, 2024 10:10 AM (bU3p+) 143
>>The higher up the chain, the more ridiculous the outfit. Sorta like looking at Fredericka Wilson.
Like Harrison Bergeron, except the restraints and garish apparel gets more extreme with the more bureaucratic power they can wield. Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2024 10:10 AM (NKqpy) 144
I think "Reymerswaele" will probably make for a good limerick.
Posted by: But that's just me ****** I'll See What I Can Do - a limerick The painter Marinus Van Reymerswaele To avoid being thrown into jail Put his clams in a bucket And moved to Nantucket Though he knew that was way beyond the pail Posted by: Muldooon at January 15, 2024 10:11 AM (991eG) 145
>>> 102 95 It is 19 degrees in Austin, brrrrr...
Posted by: lin-duh at January 15, 2024 09:58 AM (K2iv3) How many illegals is Texas killing with the cold! Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 09:59 AM (ynpvh) We're having a white MLK day here in TX. Obviously this is severely rayciss. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 15, 2024 10:11 AM (llON8) 146
>> How many illegals is Texas killing with the cold!
Please tell me you saw that Twitter Meme re. the Drowned Immigrants that was on Salty's Show last night. I haven't laughed that hard in a decade. Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2024 10:11 AM (RVloE) 147
Will the clock operator please put 18 hours back onto the filing clock?
Posted by: Head Zebra at January 15, 2024 10:10 AM (NBVIP) ----------------- Don't worry, the law now demands that the prosecutor must prove intent (which we all know is impossible) -- so you're all good! Wait, wut? Posted by: ShainS at January 15, 2024 10:11 AM (bU3p+) 148
How do you know those two are rich?
The color of their clothes is a clue. So is the ermine trim. Posted by: Anna Puma at January 15, 2024 10:09 AM (Tacg7) and they haven't got shit all over them. Posted by: Wife of Dennis the Constitutional Peasant at January 15, 2024 10:12 AM (4I/2K) 149
Yes, the hands are very well done and have the correct number of fingers, too.
Posted by: Hand Model George Costanza at January 15, 2024 10:12 AM (V5BDR) 150
How many illegals is Texas killing with the cold!
Posted by: jim ----- According to the MSM, all of them. Everyone at the IRS should be required to wear stupid hats like that. Every day. Even the enforcement folks and especially the auditors. Especially their SWAT teams. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory ------- ^^^THIS^^^ Posted by: lin-duh at January 15, 2024 10:12 AM (K2iv3) 151
Like that female representative Person Of Ebony from Texas in the oversized pink foam rubber cowboy hat.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 15, 2024 10:13 AM (NBVIP) 152
Just took the hyper puppy out, I can't feel my hands now.
Posted by: lin-duh at January 15, 2024 10:13 AM (K2iv3) 153
Everyone at the IRS should be required to wear stupid hats like that. Every day. Even the enforcement folks and especially the auditors.
Especially their SWAT teams. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory And do the "Safety Dance" Posted by: Anna Puma at January 15, 2024 10:13 AM (Tacg7) 154
142 His banishment from Middleburgh in 1567 is apparently the last known record of him.
------------ Was he banished for mocking tax collectors? * goes looking * Can't find any other references or reason; SearchFu Fail ... Posted by: ShainS at January 15, 2024 10:10 AM (bU3p+) A ‘Marinus…of Romerswael’ is mentioned in Middelburg in 1567, when he was condemned to walk in a penitential procession for taking part in the looting of a church, but he may not be identical with the painter, who is described as deceased in another document of that year. http://tinyurl.com/46mw6h74 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 10:13 AM (ynpvh) 155
Those Pride Week ghille suits need a little more work, girls.
Posted by: PabloD at January 15, 2024 10:14 AM (COBMC) 156
I think this was pointed out before, but in case you missed it :"Air Force pilot, 22, training to be Top Gun fighter pilot after graduating from Harvard." Kudos to the winner of Miss America, (Top Gun is a USN program, but DM does not know jack.) "Marsh is a National Truman Scholar, two-time National Astronaut scholar, eight-time Dean's List at the Air Force – three-times Superintendent's List, a National Rhodes finalist, certified private pilot, and a black belt in taekwondo. "
Posted by: runner at January 15, 2024 10:14 AM (V13WU) 157
Like that female representative Person Of Ebony from Texas in the oversized pink foam rubber cowboy hat.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty ----- She would probably willingly wear a hat like those in the painting. Posted by: lin-duh at January 15, 2024 10:14 AM (K2iv3) Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2024 10:14 AM (ciKtC) 159
Gay Heinrich and Dirk dressed with class By stealing the money they taxed But, Dirk hated their plan Which Heinrich loved with elan Of sticking gold coins up their ass! Posted by: naturalfake at January 15, 2024 10:14 AM (nFnyb) 160
*pointed out that top Gun is USN
Posted by: runner at January 15, 2024 10:14 AM (V13WU) 161
146 >> How many illegals is Texas killing with the cold!
Please tell me you saw that Twitter Meme re. the Drowned Immigrants that was on Salty's Show last night. I haven't laughed that hard in a decade. Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2024 10:11 AM (RVloE) I..have...not. Link? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 10:15 AM (ynpvh) 162
Though he knew that was way beyond the pail
Posted by: Muldooon at January 15, 2024 10:11 AM (991eG) ----------- Magic 15-Second Scrambled If I was into AI, I'd load all of Muldoon's limericks into an LLM and then have them start spitting out limericks to see how they fare compared to the master. Posted by: ShainS at January 15, 2024 10:15 AM (bU3p+) 163
Biker Tov Patriots from Jerusalem
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2024 10:14 AM (ciKtC) HEY, NGU! What's cooking ? Posted by: runner at January 15, 2024 10:15 AM (V13WU) 164
Close tags FTW!
Posted by: ShainS at January 15, 2024 10:15 AM (bU3p+) 165
I think this was pointed out before, but in case you missed it :"Air Force pilot, 22, training to be Top Gun fighter pilot after graduating from Harvard." Kudos to the winner of Miss America, (Top Gun is a USN program, but DM does not know jack.) "Marsh is a National Truman Scholar, two-time National Astronaut scholar, eight-time Dean's List at the Air Force – three-times Superintendent's List, a National Rhodes finalist, certified private pilot, and a black belt in taekwondo. "
Posted by: runner Yes, yes, that is all fine and good but most importantly, she's a '1'. Posted by: Tonypete at January 15, 2024 10:15 AM (J47y1) 166
Muldoon, Living National Treasure!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at January 15, 2024 10:15 AM (WsTvr) 167
>>I..have...not. Link?
Let me see if I can find it and the timestamp. His show is like 2 hours long. Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2024 10:16 AM (RVloE) Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2024 10:16 AM (ciKtC) Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 15, 2024 10:16 AM (NBVIP) 170
The higher up the chain, the more ridiculous the outfit. Sorta like looking at Fredericka Wilson.
Be careful. Frederica demanded prosecution for folks who mock Congress online in 2019. She's ignorant and dumb as a stump but a snazzy dresser. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 15, 2024 10:16 AM (R/m4+) 171
Fags in shags
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 15, 2024 10:16 AM (M5K49) 172
I’ll speak to CBD about getting some pictures posted
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2024 10:16 AM (ciKtC) 173
DSM Register: Just 23% of Haley supporters say they would vote for Trump in a matchup with Biden. 43% would vote for Biden instead.
And thats why taking Trump off the ballot is tactically a bad idea, even if its morally, ethically, or legally right. If Haley is the nominee, donalds people will vote for her. Because donald will be out whipping for her. Because pardons. Plus a bunch of self proclaimed independents who want to vote conservative to spite whoever they dont care for, or cause taxes, or whatever, will fool themselves into thinking its ok to vote for her over Biden. Plus the suckers who will say "they are all the same" for Haley, but know beyond the shadow of a doubt thats not true with donald. If that poll pans out even 25% accurate, it's a huge shift toward Democrats. That would be somewhere around 8-10%. Add 10% of Republicans to our totals. Tell me who wins. The OP and rando tweets is simply wrong. Per the several articles, "Some Iowa Democrats and independents are planning to crash the state's Republican caucuses Monday night and become "Republicans for a day" to vote for Nikki Haley — but mostly, against Trump." Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 15, 2024 10:17 AM (ycI94) 174
Terror attack in Raanana
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2024 10:16 AM (ciKtC) ugh, I saw. Posted by: runner at January 15, 2024 10:17 AM (V13WU) 175
I know we frequently complain that the artists featured on this thread could not paint hands . Now this artist is a master of that skill.
------ Yes, the 'handiwork' is excellent. A real hands thinker. Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 15, 2024 10:17 AM (2yu8s) 176
Ermine ain't nothin' but a winter weasel.
Posted by: Petey the Polecat at January 15, 2024 10:17 AM (V5BDR) 177
NGU - I hope you're doing well in Jerusalem and are (as) safe (as can be).
Also, can I keep this hash forever (COBMC) - makes me sound like I'm both a cob-logger and an MC, even though I'm neither. Posted by: PabloD at January 15, 2024 10:17 AM (COBMC) 178
even decades ago I thought that all fed employees should be required to dress like Uncle Sam. it would encourage accountability.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at January 15, 2024 10:18 AM (WsTvr) Posted by: Anna Puma at January 15, 2024 10:18 AM (Tacg7) 180
Yes, the 'handiwork' is excellent.
Posted by: andycanuck I've been told my handywork is exceptional!! Posted by: Kumalot at January 15, 2024 10:18 AM (J47y1) 181
156 - "a National Rhodes finalist"
------- She dodged a bullet. If the ivy league seems to be the Elite's farm team, the Rhodes Scholarships are not far behind. Scary how many of our 'betters' were Rhodes Scholars. Posted by: 496 at January 15, 2024 10:18 AM (bwl/U) 182
*pointed out that top Gun is USN
Posted by: runner at January 15, 2024 10:14 AM (V13WU) ----------- Yep. The Air Force equivalent IIRC is Red Flag that takes place annually out of Nellis AFB in Las Vegas. Posted by: ShainS at January 15, 2024 10:18 AM (bU3p+) 183
Miss Universe contest is after Miss America.
Posted by: runner at January 15, 2024 10:18 AM (V13WU) 184
180 Yes, the 'handiwork' is excellent.
Posted by: andycanuck I've been told my handywork is exceptional!! Posted by: Kumalot at January 15, 2024 10:18 AM (J47y1) Have you been mouthing off again? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 10:19 AM (ynpvh) Posted by: Robert at January 15, 2024 10:19 AM (Lndif) 186
Miss Universe contest is after Miss America.
Posted by: runner A true Miss Universe contest would resemble the bar scene from Star Wars. Posted by: Kumalot at January 15, 2024 10:19 AM (J47y1) 187
Scary how many of our 'betters' were Rhodes Scholars.
Posted by: 496 Cecil Rhodes was a globalist. Wanted to bring the whole world under the British Empire. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 15, 2024 10:20 AM (9yWhg) 188
You can't deduct prostitutes as a business expense, Hunter.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 15, 2024 10:20 AM (Z6Xc1) 189
144 ... Muldoon,
That was absolutely brilliant! Posted by: JTB at January 15, 2024 10:20 AM (zudum) 190
The 'Two Tax-Gatherers' by Marinus van Reymerswale: Original and Replica
Paul Ackroyd, Rachel Billinge, Lorne Campbell and Jo Kirby The National Gallery version of Two Tax-Gatherers by the 16th-century Netherlandish artist Marinus van Reymerswale is now understood to be copied from the Louvre painting of the same subject. Details about the execution of both the National Gallery painting and Louvre painting are presented, including descriptions of the panel construction, preparation, underdrawing, and paint layers. Comparison of the infrared reflectograms of the National Gallery painting to infrared photographs of the Louvre painting have led to the identification of the use of transfer drawings to create the copy. Little is known about the artist Marinus van Reymerswale. His known, signed works are discussed. The town of Reymerswale in Zeeland was significant to pigment technology, since it was known for the cultivation of madder. This same red lake pigment has been identified in the National Gallery painting. The identification of text on documents and on the coins in the paintings is discussed, since they relate to the town of Reymerswale. http://tinyurl.com/hn4hru8 Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 15, 2024 10:20 AM (2yu8s) 191
even decades ago I thought that all fed employees should be required to dress like Uncle Sam. it would encourage accountability.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at January 15, 2024 10:18 AM (WsTvr) ------------- Heh. That would be a great 28th Amendment ... if the U.S. Constitution wasn't already dead and buried. Maybe after the next revolution? Posted by: ShainS at January 15, 2024 10:20 AM (bU3p+) 192
They are counting 10% for the big guy.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 15, 2024 10:20 AM (4p0Xq) 193
A true Miss Universe contest would resemble the bar scene from Star Wars.
Posted by: Kumalot Hold my Bud Light Posted by: Victoria's Secret at January 15, 2024 10:21 AM (M5K49) 194
I feel like this is a parody of The Money Changer and his Wife, by Reymerswaele . I honestly thought it was at first, and the faces were photoshops of modern politicians I didn't recognize.
Posted by: Nancy at 7000 ft at January 15, 2024 10:21 AM (0tmoY) 195
You can't deduct prostitutes as a business expense, Hunter.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 15, 2024 10:20 AM If it flies, floats or fucks, you're better off to rent. Posted by: Minnfidel at January 15, 2024 10:21 AM (4p0Xq) 196
Bill's trying to claim his dirty underwear again.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 15, 2024 10:21 AM (R4t5M) 197
Please tell me you saw that Twitter Meme re. the Drowned Immigrants that was on Salty's Show last night.
Wait, is that BS? DU and other sites have all sorts of discussions up about it! Texas "physically barred" Border Patrol agents from trying to rescue migrants who drowned, federal officials say Source: cbs A woman and two children drowned in the Rio Grande on Friday while trying to enter the U.S. near a section of the southern border where Texas National Guard soldiers have prevented federal Border Patrol agents from processing and rescuing migrants. Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 15, 2024 10:21 AM (ycI94) 198
OK.
https://rumble.com/v4715hh-disease-x -to-be-unleashed-reeeeee-stream -01-14-24.html He starts in at 1:33.50 or so...I wish he let it play through. If I had Twitter I would like the Tweet directly. Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2024 10:22 AM (RVloE) 199
A ‘Marinus…of Romerswael’ is mentioned in Middelburg in 1567, when he was condemned to walk in a penitential procession for taking part in the looting of a church, but he may not be identical with the painter, who is described as deceased in another document of that year.
http://tinyurl.com/46mw6h74 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 10:13 AM (ynpvh) ------------- Thanks, jim! "The SearchFu is strong in this one ..." Posted by: ShainS at January 15, 2024 10:22 AM (bU3p+) 200
191 even decades ago I thought that all fed employees should be required to dress like Uncle Sam. it would encourage accountability.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at January 15, 2024 10:18 AM (WsTvr) ------------- Heh. That would be a great 28th Amendment ... if the U.S. Constitution wasn't already dead and buried. Maybe after the next revolution? Posted by: ShainS at January 15, 2024 10:20 AM (bU3p+) Now? Every one of them must dress up like Homie da Clown Posted by: A dude in MI at January 15, 2024 10:22 AM (/6GbT) 201
USAF used to have three Adversary squadron locations - Nellis, Alconbury, and Clark.
AFAIK only the ones at Nellis still exist. Posted by: Anna Puma at January 15, 2024 10:22 AM (Tacg7) 202
A true Miss Universe contest would resemble the bar scene from Star Wars.
Posted by: Kumalot I've got a galaxy of ladies and "ladies" to share! Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at January 15, 2024 10:22 AM (ycI94) 203
197 Please tell me you saw that Twitter Meme re. the Drowned Immigrants that was on Salty's Show last night.
Wait, is that BS? DU and other sites have all sorts of discussions up about it! Texas "physically barred" Border Patrol agents from trying to rescue migrants who drowned, federal officials say Source: cbs A woman and two children drowned in the Rio Grande on Friday while trying to enter the U.S. near a section of the southern border where Texas National Guard soldiers have prevented federal Border Patrol agents from processing and rescuing migrants. Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 15, 2024 10:21 AM (ycI94) They were on the Mexican side of the river... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 10:22 AM (ynpvh) 204
A true Miss Universe contest would resemble the bar scene from Star Wars.
Posted by: Kumalot at January 15, 2024 10:19 AM (J47y1) many races are excluded (ever see a Rodian or a Twi’lek ?) , they won't admit robots, @shameful ! Posted by: runner at January 15, 2024 10:23 AM (V13WU) 205
202 A true Miss Universe contest would resemble the bar scene from Star Wars.
Posted by: Kumalot I've got a galaxy of ladies and "ladies" to share! Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at January 15, 2024 10:22 AM (ycI94) "That's *NOT* a moon..." Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 10:23 AM (ynpvh) 206
Houthi's have now fired missiles at the USS Mason on Thursday and the USS Laboon on Sunday.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 15, 2024 10:23 AM (POc8X) 207
Do you want to see how corrupt the DOJ is? New video from Jan 6th just released. You should watch.
http://tinyurl.com/mr3xaubf Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 10:23 AM (ZLI7S) 208
Chick with the 3 breasts, winner by landslide
Posted by: A dude in MI at January 15, 2024 10:24 AM (/6GbT) 209
>> Houthi's have now fired missiles at the USS Mason on Thursday and the USS Laboon on Sunday.
Until we sink the Iranian Ship that is triangulating these strikes, it is all a show. Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2024 10:24 AM (RVloE) 210
If Haley is the nominee, donalds people will vote for her. Because donald will be out whipping for her. Because pardons. Plus a bunch of self proclaimed independents who want to vote conservative to spite whoever they dont care for, or cause taxes, or whatever, will fool themselves into thinking its ok to vote for her over Biden. Plus the suckers who will say "they are all the same" for Haley, but know beyond the shadow of a doubt thats not true with donald.
===== LOL. Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 15, 2024 10:25 AM (2yu8s) 211
Is this Miss Universe contest till accepting applications?
Posted by: Harcourt Fenton Mudd at January 15, 2024 10:25 AM (4I/2K) 212
207 Do you want to see how corrupt the DOJ is? New video from Jan 6th just released. You should watch.
http://tinyurl.com/mr3xaubf Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 10:23 AM (ZLI7S) The X be slow for me. Also on Ewe Toob. https://youtu.be/VNnb5lqv9UM Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 10:26 AM (ynpvh) 213
Looks like Houthi and the Blowfish are not scared of Biden ha?
Plenty of those naughty automatic weapons on the streets of Israel. Thank G-D Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2024 10:27 AM (ciKtC) 214
OK.
https://rumble.com/v4715hh-disease-x -to-be-unleashed-reeeeee-stream -01-14-24.html He starts in at 1:33.50 or so...I wish he let it play through. If I had Twitter I would like the Tweet directly. Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2024 10:22 AM (RVloE) ------------- "Just think of it as an unscheduled abortion. It was a river abortion!" Posted by: ShainS at January 15, 2024 10:27 AM (bU3p+) 215
208 Chick with the 3 breasts, winner by landslide
Posted by: A dude in MI at January 15, 2024 10:24 AM (/6GbT) Harrumph.--Diana of Ephesus Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 10:27 AM (ynpvh) 216
Speaking of tax collectors and bureaucracy...
Disclose.tv @disclosetv 5h JUST IN - AfD party continues to surge in Germany, hitting 25% for the first time, according to a new Prognos poll. MORE - Left-green-liberal politicians are calling to ban the party. Disclose.tv @disclosetv 4h JUST IN - Network operator TransnetBW calls on citizens in the German state of Baden-Württemberg to reduce their electricity consumption due to "heavily used power lines." Disclose.tv @disclosetv 3h NOW - German Finance Minister Lindner is booed at the farmers' protest in Berlin: "Get lost, get lost." Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 15, 2024 10:28 AM (2yu8s) 217
>>"Just think of it as an unscheduled abortion. It was a river abortion!"
When the Gypsy Kings kick in...I lost it. Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2024 10:28 AM (RVloE) 218
Sort of like the Village Halloween Parade before the robes come off. The talented artist, with his satirical paintings, was eventually banished.
National Gallery: "Marinus van Reymerswale is known mainly for his satirical paintings. There are three types of subject – the Banker and his Wife (after Massys), the Tax Gatherers, of which the National Gallery has the best example, and Saint Jerome (after Dürer). His marked gift for caricature probably derives from Leonardo through the work of Massys, with whom Marinus would have become familiar in Antwerp. The son of a painter, who was recorded in Antwerp in 1475, Marinus is thought to have been trained by a glass painter there in 1509. There are signed paintings by him from 1538 to 1547, but little is known of his life. His banishment from Middleburgh in 1567 is apparently the last known record of him." I'd pass hanging though interesting lesson. Thanks. Posted by: L - They don't have to outrun the bear. They only have to outrun us - for now at January 15, 2024 10:29 AM (GshMh) 219
Plenty of those naughty automatic weapons on the streets of Israel. Thank G-D
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2024 10:27 AM (ciKtC) what's the general mood like, over there ? are they intent on ignoring anything and everyone, especially the vegetable here, and doing what needs doing, or what ? Posted by: runner at January 15, 2024 10:29 AM (V13WU) 220
"Just think of it as an unscheduled abortion. It was a river abortion!"
---------- The Spanish "Hotel California" playing in the background during all the funny responses was perfect ... Posted by: ShainS at January 15, 2024 10:31 AM (bU3p+) 221
Disclose.tv @disclosetv 32m
JUST IN - US-owned ship struck by a missile off the coast of Yemen. TheIntelFrog @TheIntelFrog 15m Two more Houthi attacks on commercial shipping. One ASBM impacted the Gibraltar Eagle, a Marshall Islands flagged, U.S. owned vessel. The other missile failed in flight and did not impact any ships. U.S. Central Command @CENTCOM 18m On Jan. 15 at approximately 4 p.m. (Sanaa time), Iranian-backed Houthi militants fired an anti-ship ballistic missile from Houthi-controlled areas of Yemen and struck the M/V Gibraltar Eagle, a Marshall Islands-flagged, U.S.-owned and operated container ship. The ship has reported no injuries or significant damage and is continuing its journey. Earlier in the day, at approximately 2 p.m. (Sanaa time), U.S. Forces detected an anti-ship ballistic missile fired toward the Southern Red Sea commercial shipping lanes. The missile failed in flight and impacted on land in Yemen. There were no injuries or damage reported. Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 15, 2024 10:31 AM (2yu8s) 222
Yes, most I have spoken with want to get the job done this time, no matter what it takes.
But. This being Israel, that does not mean a little viscous intra-family fighting Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2024 10:32 AM (ciKtC) 223
Time for the Houthis to blow fish.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 10:32 AM (ynpvh) 224
I don't think Iranian backed criminals are deterred.
Posted by: runner at January 15, 2024 10:33 AM (V13WU) 225
When the Gypsy Kings kick in...I lost it.
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2024 10:28 AM (RVloE) ------------ LOL. Same with both me and the wifey. Thanks, didn't know who did that version of Hotel California. Posted by: ShainS at January 15, 2024 10:33 AM (bU3p+) 226
115. Massys' works -- note the first one especially.
http://tinyurl.com/bxfynjwc Posted by: andycanuck Sorry. Did not see/read your posting prior to mine. Posted by: L - They don't have to outrun the bear. They only have to outrun us - for now at January 15, 2024 10:34 AM (GshMh) 227
Is Hootie and the Blowfish still around?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 15, 2024 10:35 AM (9yWhg) Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2024 10:35 AM (RVloE) 229
Democrat priorities
Will cry tears at illegal aliens trying to break the law and make it national news. But little kids being killed in Chicago? Local story. Posted by: Anna Puma at January 15, 2024 10:36 AM (Tacg7) 230
You need rabbit skin lined leather gloves, Linduh. I went out one day without them and my hands were freezing.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 15, 2024 10:36 AM (L8hCM) 231
Tyler Rogoway @Aviation_Intel 12h
U.S. Fighter Downs Houthi Missile Heading Toward USS Laboon This latest incident comes after the U.S. and U.K. launched reprisal attacks on Houthi facilities in Yemen. Developing story: thedrive.com/the-war-zone/u-… Tyler Rogoway @Aviation_Intel 12h U.S. defense official has told The War Zone that the fighter was indeed land-based. This would be the 1st known engagement of a Houthi weapon by land-based U.S. fighter aircraft since the crisis erupted. Many assets are in the region that can provide a CAP beyond Ike's air wing. U.S. Central Command @CENTCOM 14h On Jan. 14 at approximately 4:45 p.m. (Sanaa time), an anti-ship cruise missile was fired from Iranian-backed Houthi militant areas of Yemen toward USS Laboon (DDG 5 Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 15, 2024 10:36 AM (2yu8s) 232
207 Do you want to see how corrupt the DOJ is? New video from Jan 6th just released. You should watch.
http://tinyurl.com/mr3xaubf Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 10:23 AM Fuckers. Posted by: Minnfidel at January 15, 2024 10:36 AM (4p0Xq) Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2024 10:37 AM (W/lyH) 234
>>You need rabbit skin lined leather gloves, Linduh. I went out one day without them and my hands were freezing.
I mistakenly grabbed the fingerless gloves on Sat. -16. That was an error on my part. Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2024 10:37 AM (RVloE) 235
228 Hootie is around. The Blowfish, I think, disbanded.
He does Country now. Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2024 10:35 AM (RVloE) And the Beach Boys! https://youtu.be/cnZK1zFFyKI Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 15, 2024 10:38 AM (PiwSw) 236
Yeah I tried the fingerless gloves I'd knit and they didn't cut it.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 15, 2024 10:38 AM (L8hCM) 237
I think the dude on the right has a case of the Mondays.
Posted by: Obligatory Office Space reference at January 15, 2024 10:39 AM (NBVIP) 238
>>Do you want to see how corrupt the DOJ is? New video from Jan 6th just released. You should watch.
http://tinyurl.com/mr3xaubf Scum. Also. That guy's Twitter Bio... Personal Proteins: Beef / Beaver Hahaha Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2024 10:40 AM (RVloE) 239
You need rabbit skin lined leather gloves, Linduh. I went out one day without them and my hands were freezing.
Posted by: Notsothoreau ---- Going to look now... Posted by: lin-duh at January 15, 2024 10:40 AM (QBwwm) 240
Oh, no! Competition!
Disclose.tv @disclosetv 14m NEW - U.S. diplomats "worried and unnerved" about the big size of China's delegation at Klaus Schwab's World Economic Forum — Politico Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 15, 2024 10:40 AM (2yu8s) 241
232 207 Do you want to see how corrupt the DOJ is? New video from Jan 6th just released. You should watch.
http://tinyurl.com/mr3xaubf Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 10:23 AM Fuckers. Posted by: Minnfidel at January 15, 2024 10:36 AM (4p0Xq) Perjurious cocksuckers. And that's what we can prove. The FIB, DOJ, Nancy Peolosi and her dem pals, Gen Milley...the list goes on and on. Should be heads on pikes that would make Vlad blush. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 10:41 AM (ynpvh) 242
Don't fingerless gloves sort of miss the whole point of gloves?
They are like the assless chaps of hand coverings. Posted by: Muldooon at January 15, 2024 10:43 AM (991eG) Posted by: Al Gore's Amazing Internet at January 15, 2024 10:43 AM (NBVIP) 244
There must be some Toros in the atmosphere.
Posted by: Kirsten Dunst at January 15, 2024 10:43 AM (AA8bA) 245
Why is the guy in red wearing a shrubbery on his head?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 15, 2024 10:43 AM (yyfQG) 246
Can the Saudis shoot these missiles down?
Posted by: pawn at January 15, 2024 10:45 AM (QB+5g) 247
245 Why is the guy in red wearing a shrubbery on his head?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 15, 2024 10:43 AM (yyfQG) He's going to visit the Knights who say 'Ni'? Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 15, 2024 10:45 AM (PiwSw) 248
245 Why is the guy in red wearing a shrubbery on his head?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 15, 2024 10:43 AM (yyfQG) He's got what the Knights of Ni! were asking for. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 10:45 AM (ynpvh) 249
>>Don't fingerless gloves sort of miss the whole point of gloves?
You can't tie knots in gloves. Most of my gloves are fingerless for that reason alone. Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2024 10:45 AM (RVloE) 250
That is a funny, funny painting. Much needed and appreciated.
Posted by: Beltway Elite at January 15, 2024 10:49 AM (dnzKt) 251
Hamas claimed responsibility for terror attack in Raanana Israel today. 1 dead 18 wounded
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2024 10:50 AM (ciKtC) 252
I've got a galaxy of ladies and "ladies" to share!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at January 15, 2024 10:22 AM (ycI94) "That's *NOT* a moon..." Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at Jan Ladies and gentlemen, your Miss Universe contestants, physical fitness and fat positivity in swimsuit event! http://tinyurl.com/mr32w4yu This one's my favorite to win. http://tinyurl.com/2jvjbuc5 She's white, which is a negative to the judges, but she has Pride representation, which is higher on the SJW totem than Blacks. Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at January 15, 2024 10:50 AM (ycI94) 253
Some of the Oath Keepers were sentenced to over a decade in federal prison. Over lies.
No matter how much you hate the left it's not enough. Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 10:50 AM (ZLI7S) 254
You can't tie knots in gloves. Most of my gloves are fingerless for that reason alone.
Posted by: gar would have thought you were more of a handcuffs guy Posted by: N at January 15, 2024 10:51 AM (RjBju) 255
The Saudis can and have shot down missiles
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2024 10:51 AM (ciKtC) 256
241 232 207 Do you want to see how corrupt the DOJ is? New video from Jan 6th just released. You should watch.
http://tinyurl.com/mr3xaubf Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 10:23 AM Unbelievable Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2024 10:51 AM (n2vyf) Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2024 10:52 AM (RVloE) 258
And Pelosi isn't the only monster.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 15, 2024 10:52 AM (R4t5M) Posted by: m at January 15, 2024 10:53 AM (Kr+3r) 260
Pelosi is a fucking monster. Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2024 10:52 AM (RVloE) Democrat leadership are monsters. Their followers are sheep. Republicans are monsters in training. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 15, 2024 10:53 AM (Zz0t1) 261
An ARMED civilian neutralized the terrorist
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2024 10:53 AM (ciKtC) 262
259 >>>Two Tax-Gatherers
And a Partridge in a Pear Tree. Posted by: m at January 15, 2024 10:53 AM (Kr+3r) You gotta do what you gotta do. Posted by: Danny Bonaduce at January 15, 2024 10:54 AM (PiwSw) 263
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 15, 2024 10:38 AM (PiwSw) I sat next to Bruce Johnston of BBs last week on a flight. Lots of interesting music conversation. Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 15, 2024 10:54 AM (WF/xn) 264
An ARMED civilian neutralized the terrorist
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, Senile Joe won't like that. Posted by: Northernlurker at January 15, 2024 10:55 AM (yyfQG) 265
*Ladies and gentlemen, your Miss Universe contestants, physical fitness and fat positivity in swimsuit event! http://tinyurl.com/mr32w4yu * Wow. Just think how many malted milk balls gave their lives to create such tonnage. Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 15, 2024 10:56 AM (NBVIP) 266
Heh. My guess for the title was 'The Grifters'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 15, 2024 10:57 AM (XeU6L) 267
Senafor, Semafor Signals, North America, Jan 12, 2024, Caroline Anders
US measles outbreak reignites vaccine hesitancy concerns. One paragraph of article: "Eight children in Philadelphia were infected in a measles outbreak as experts warned that U.S. vaccination rates risked dropping below a vital "tipping point." Measles is highly contagious, though the disease naturally dies away when 95% of the people in a society are vaccinated. The U.S. declared it eliminated in 2000 after a successful vaccination campaign." ---- Forbes, yesterday: Major Measles Outbreak Erupts in England as Vaccine Hesitancy Increases Posted by: L - They don't have to outrun the bear. They only have to outrun us - for now at January 15, 2024 10:58 AM (GshMh) 268
>>Forbes, yesterday: Major Measles Outbreak Erupts in England as Vaccine Hesitancy Increases
Vaccine Hesitancy AND the importation of 3rd World Disease Vectors. Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2024 10:58 AM (RVloE) 269
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Forbes, yesterday: Major Measles Outbreak Erupts in England as Vaccine Hesitancy Increases Posted by: L - They don't have to outrun the bear. They only have to outrun us - for now at January 15, 2024 10:58 AM (GshMh) Why are there still Amish people in America? Being unvaccinated across the board, shouldn't they have died out generations ago? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 15, 2024 10:59 AM (Zz0t1) 270
US measles outbreak reignites vaccine hesitancy concerns.
There are actually some "real" vaccines like measles and polio.... Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2024 10:59 AM (n2vyf) 271
Ladies and gentlemen, your Miss Universe contestants, physical fitness and fat positivity in swimsuit event!
http://tinyurl.com/mr32w4yu * Wow. Just think how many malted milk balls gave their lives to create such tonnage. Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 15, 2024 10:56 AM (NBVIP) I miss Svimvear. Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2024 10:59 AM (W/lyH) 272
Senafor, Semafor Signals, North America, Jan 12, 2024, Caroline Anders
US measles outbreak reignites vaccine hesitancy concerns. - Yep. I figured that was part of the plan. Get Western Civilization to be reluctant to get vaccines, then introduce disease through the 3rd world. Posted by: Nikki Haley - DeSantis is losing to Nikki and it's Trump's fault at January 15, 2024 10:59 AM (+RC1q) 273
*Ladies and gentlemen, your Miss Universe contestants, physical fitness and fat positivity in swimsuit event!
http://tinyurl.com/mr32w4yu * Brought to you by Hostess. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 15, 2024 10:59 AM (R4t5M) 274
This looks like an original melange, a mish-mash, an Ace of Spades hodge-podge, if you will.
Posted by: AgathaPagatha at January 15, 2024 10:59 AM (xDMjB) 275
These guys are sure popular.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 15, 2024 11:00 AM (rSl/w) 276
Why are there still Amish people in America? Being unvaccinated across the board, shouldn't they have died out generations ago?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden Didn't COVID kill them all? Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 15, 2024 11:00 AM (ycI94) 277
One, two, three, four
One, two (oh) Let me tell you how it will be There's one for you, 19 for me 'Cause I'm the taxman Yeah, I'm the taxman Posted by: SMOD at January 15, 2024 11:00 AM (RHGPo) 278
NOODlum.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 15, 2024 11:00 AM (Zz0t1) 279
I think "Reymerswaele" will probably make for a good limerick.
Posted by: But that's just me --------- Or a type of cheese. Posted by: Wallace at January 15, 2024 11:01 AM (XeU6L) 280
There are actually some "real" vaccines like measles and polio....
-------- Except no one trusts them any more, especially not to not 'vaxx' them at the same time. Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 15, 2024 11:01 AM (2yu8s) 281
Why are there still Amish people in America? Being unvaccinated across the board, shouldn't they have died out generations ago?
Posted by: Sponge Shoo-fly pie confers protection against a variety of diseases. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 15, 2024 11:01 AM (9yWhg) 282
There are actually some "real" vaccines like measles and polio.... Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2024 10:59 AM (n2vyf) Do you trust them anymore? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 15, 2024 11:01 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Mister Wensleydale at January 15, 2024 11:03 AM (2yu8s) 284
The Tax Man (IRS) is enforcing laws written and turned into laws by Congress, their zeal in prosecuting those laws is a nod to the extortions Congress votes for. Taxed when earned, taxed with spent, and now they want to tax when they impute earnings.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 15, 2024 11:04 AM (Rk17F) 285
Do you trust them anymore? Posted by: Sponge German Measles, polio, diphtheria, damn right I do, the 'new' vaccines and any that are mRNA: hell no. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 15, 2024 11:05 AM (Rk17F) 286
Well, willowed again.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 15, 2024 11:06 AM (Rk17F) 287
*Shoo-fly pie confers protection against a variety of diseases.*
This will require copious amounts of field research to verify. Posted by: On my way to Lancaster at January 15, 2024 11:06 AM (NBVIP) 288
286 Well, willowed again.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 15, 2024 11:06 AM (Rk17F) There are lurkers! Posted by: m at January 15, 2024 11:06 AM (Kr+3r) 289
256 241 232 207 Do you want to see how corrupt the DOJ is? New video from Jan 6th just released. You should watch.
http://tinyurl.com/mr3xaubf Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 10:23 AM Unbelievable Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2024 10:51 AM (n2vyf) and the media... /crickets... Posted by: Romeo13 at January 15, 2024 11:09 AM (xaFKb) 290
A journalist who took aim at Russian officials and promised to release details of “gigantic corruption” was found dead near a roadside over the weekend.
... sounds like Hillary Clinton Posted by: SMOD at January 15, 2024 11:16 AM (RHGPo) 291
Miss Colorado makes history as she becomes first serving US soldier EVER to be crowned Miss America: Air Force pilot, 22, training to be Top Gun fighter pilot after graduating from Harvard
Posted by: SMOD at January 15, 2024 11:19 AM (RHGPo) 292
Jim Jordan Says Democrat Border Proposal DOA
"Based on what’s leaked out thus far, there’s no way I’m going to go for that..." --- Law-Abiding Americans Reject Biden's Border Invasion & Imploding Cities By Buying More Guns "These are solid figures that reflect the mood of Americans and the desire to exercise Second Amendment rights." Posted by: SMOD at January 15, 2024 11:27 AM (RHGPo) 293
Forbes, yesterday: Major Measles Outbreak Erupts in England as Vaccine Hesitancy Increases
Posted by: L - They don't have to outrun the bear. They only have to outrun us - for now at January 15, 2024 10:58 AM (GshMh) And why is "vaccine hesitancy" even a thing? Could it be that the public is beginning to distrust Big Gov and Big Pharma after the Coof debacle? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2024 11:34 AM (tkR6S) 294
Miss Colorado makes history as she becomes first serving US soldier EVER to be crowned Miss America: Air Force pilot, 22, training to be Top Gun fighter pilot after graduating from Harvard
Posted by: S disgracing Posted by: N at January 15, 2024 11:41 AM (RjBju) 295
And why is "vaccine hesitancy" even a thing? Could it be that the public is beginning to distrust Big Gov and Big Pharma after the Coof debacle? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon A simpler reason for 3rd world disease outbreaks is importing 3rd world people and attitudes. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 15, 2024 11:45 AM (Rk17F) 296
The Internal Robbery Service or IRS
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