EMT 2024

Welcome to the show. Strap in I suspect it going to be bumpy.

Happy Sunday.

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:01 AM

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1 First?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 07, 2024 06:04 AM (R0CHB)

2 Morning again, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 07, 2024 06:04 AM (ju2Fy)

3 Rain woke me up. Little storm passing through.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 07, 2024 06:05 AM (R0CHB)

4 Nooded.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 07, 2024 06:05 AM (ju2Fy)

5 Woke up wife, so signing off.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 07, 2024 06:05 AM (R0CHB)

6 Strapped in. Where we going?

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 07, 2024 06:06 AM (ju2Fy)

7 Jeez waking up your wife at 3 am seems like a bold move

Posted by: MAxIE at January 07, 2024 06:07 AM (twxj3)

8 I'm not going anywhere until I finish flossing my toenails.

Posted by: The roller-headed lady at January 07, 2024 06:07 AM (vFG9F)

9 Mornin', peeps.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 07, 2024 06:08 AM (4I/2K)

10 Good morning again dear morons

Krak's version of Happy New Year: "strap in!"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 07, 2024 06:08 AM (RIvkX)

11 Strapped in. Where we going?
Posted by: olddog in mo at January 07, 2024 06:06 AM (ju2Fy)
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Sunday Morning Book Thread...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 07, 2024 06:11 AM (BpYfr)

12
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 07, 2024 06:14 AM (kQ2Qm)

13 That's like a 3 hour drive, Perfessor.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 07, 2024 06:15 AM (ju2Fy)

14 Sorry to go off topic so early in the thread, but a thought just struck me. The junta in DC appears to be trying the "wolf warrior" shtick that the CCP has been doing for a while now. Admit no fault, show no weakness, make bombastic and obviously false attacks on anything that even looks like an opponent.

And it's utterly stupid, coming from both of them.

If you find yourself having to dress up like the wolf... you're the sheep.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 07, 2024 06:19 AM (9UlRk)

15 yo wut sup

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 07, 2024 06:19 AM (lwOKI)

16 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at January 07, 2024 06:20 AM (NBVIP)

17 Hope from the wise men. A Christian devotional from "Guideposts " magazinez

http://tinyurl.com/44sdm7vk

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2024 06:22 AM (au3rA)

18 G'morning, all.

46.2 degrees in the back yard.

Half an inch of rain yesterday.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 07, 2024 06:30 AM (hH3Px)

19 SecDef hospitalized, zero news about it.

Why? Why embargo this nothing story? As if the mere absence of this noble paladin from his empty desk was a signal that CONUS is ripe for immediate invasion by any and all comers.

This kind of posturing just makes you look weak, insecure, and stupid.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 07, 2024 06:30 AM (9UlRk)

20 I've had worse. Have at you!

Posted by: Secretary of Defense at January 07, 2024 06:33 AM (4I/2K)

21 Strap in I suspect it going to be bumpy.
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Someone missed a period. Bumpy indeed!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 07, 2024 06:33 AM (PODEE)

22 Well now.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 07, 2024 06:34 AM (23eD8)

23 I'm not going anywhere until I finish flossing my toenails.
Posted by: The roller-headed lady at January 07, 2024 06:07 AM (vFG9F)
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May I suggest a separate thread for this?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 07, 2024 06:34 AM (PODEE)

24 Woke up wife, so signing off.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 07, 2024 06:05 AM (R0CHB)
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Farewell, Jim. We hardly knew yee.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 07, 2024 06:36 AM (PODEE)

25 That's like a 3 hour drive, Perfessor.
Posted by: olddog in mo at January 07, 2024 06:15 AM (ju2Fy)
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But always worth the trip!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 07, 2024 06:36 AM (BpYfr)

26 Maybe there are two signals to look for in the official news as a signal that everything is going to hell:

1) Every story is in the future tense
2) Every story still in the past tense was something that should have already been a boring but necessary press release in the present tense.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 07, 2024 06:39 AM (9UlRk)

27 Willing to follow God. A reflection from the Rabbi's daughter of Int'l Fellowship of Christians and Jews:

http://tinyurl.com/ys5namua

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2024 06:41 AM (KRipJ)

28 Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering

WET !

Posted by: JT at January 07, 2024 06:44 AM (T4tVD)

29 Generous theatre goers help make a servers dream come true:

http://tinyurl.com/5vjzcatz

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2024 06:46 AM (KRipJ)

30 Telegraph reports a plane fuselage tore open around an emergency door, and th'e Boeing jet depressurized at 16,000 feet. Thats some low quality fabrication, right there.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 07, 2024 06:46 AM (Er4RC)

31 A mother saved her toddler from being sucked out the opening, thank heavens.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 07, 2024 06:48 AM (p//7s)

32 *Someone missed a period.*

Things you never want to hear from your girlfriend for $400, Alex.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 07, 2024 06:48 AM (NBVIP)

33 Baby Koala clings to mother while waiting to have help in pet hospital:

http://tinyurl.com/ycyvsje7

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2024 06:54 AM (S7R22)

34 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 07, 2024 07:02 AM (xYckV)

35 TODAY’S WEATHER FORECAST
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Partly sunny

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 07, 2024 07:03 AM (lwOKI)

36 Morning, Early Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at January 07, 2024 07:05 AM (86W+h)

37 rhennigantx

Are you at the equator ?

Posted by: JT at January 07, 2024 07:05 AM (T4tVD)

38 On this day in history, January 7, 1610, Galileo discovers the moons of Jupiter

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 07, 2024 07:08 AM (lwOKI)

39 Hot Coffee!!! thanks for the horrible weekend weather..couchin for another crazy day of FA Cup games ...AFD!!!

Posted by: qmark at January 07, 2024 07:08 AM (+t9Oi)

40 Are you at the equator ?
Posted by: JT at January 07, 2024 07:05 AM (T4tVD)

South of I 10 close

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 07, 2024 07:08 AM (lwOKI)

41 Only 150 pages to go...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 07, 2024 07:09 AM (BpYfr)

42 Good morning everyone.

The TSA sucks. Bugging old ladies.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 07, 2024 07:13 AM (Z3nC9)

43 Thacker wrote this was “just the latest example of scientific malfeasance.” In his Dec. 22, 2023 post, Thacker said that such malfeasance was aided by science writers in the media.

“It’s become a pandemic truism that researchers and their pet science writers eventually get caught dissembling when documents take the air out of authoritative statements and convictions underlined with purported scientific and journalistic authority,” he wrote.

Who here thot it came from the market????

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 07, 2024 07:14 AM (lwOKI)

44 The TSA sucks. Bugging old ladies.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 07, 2024 07:13 AM (Z3nC9)

The evil in a society that cannot actually confront evil is truly disgusting.
Look at the rot at the boarder.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 07, 2024 07:16 AM (lwOKI)

45 NHS patients are being asked to choose from 159 religions, 12 genders and 10 sexual preferences before they attend hospital appointments.

How about a doctor or nurse that actually helps me??

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 07, 2024 07:17 AM (lwOKI)

46 Okay, I've seen a couple of things on X talking about a recent dust up in Miami. The police response was massive, about 80 squad cars plus hovering helicopters at a mall where the official story is yutes fighting.

Eye witnesses say something different. Creatures. Eight to ten foot creatures with limbs that just don't correspond to the human figure. I guess there were some concealed carriers that opened fire on them. Since I have no faith in any institution, I'll just remain unconvinced until some phone video is made available.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 07, 2024 07:19 AM (Qfk4E)

47 Eye witnesses say something different. Creatures. Eight to ten foot creatures with limbs that just don't correspond to the human figure. I guess there were some concealed carriers that opened fire on them.
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And here it turns out they were just looking for the big and tall men's shop.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 07, 2024 07:22 AM (xYckV)

48 Alex Jones has entered the chat.

Posted by: But hey, why not at January 07, 2024 07:22 AM (NBVIP)

49
Look at the rot at the boarder.

This is the way I see it, and why those people line up. They stand in line at the border and dispose of all personal information. Eventually they claim refuge status to border police and are given a piece of paper with a court date. With this piece of paper they travel to Pennsylvania (for example) and travel to the local DMV where they then use that paper to create a new name and ID card of some sort. With that new ID they travel to a bank and create a bank account. With that ID and bank account they can then get a job. Eventually they maybe can get a drivers license dependent on state laws.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 07, 2024 07:23 AM (3qE2b)

50 During a CNN town hall in Iowa, Haley endorsed allowing special interest groups such as Big Agriculture, the tourism industry, and Big Tech to set legal immigration levels whenever they claim to have a labor shortage.

Giving away the job American want.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 07, 2024 07:25 AM (lwOKI)

51 " Eventually they maybe can get a drivers license dependent on state laws."

Now serving customer B-113 at window #7

Posted by: Maryland DMV at January 07, 2024 07:28 AM (hH3Px)

52 So, these cats. They are the worst animals in the history of ever.

I am forced to have two barn cats, since I have horses, and the cats are needed for rodent patrol.

The older one, Grayhole, is overly friendly and will not stop meowing incessantly at me when I go outside. He is definitely not missing a meal, and is probably outside of the recommended weight range for a cat of his size. He also likes to try to rub up against your legs, as some cats are wont to do. Thus far, I have refrained from stomping on him.

The other barn cat, Spotify, is a spayed female. She is nowhere near as annoying, and is a great hunter. If I didn't hate cats in general, I might actually like this one.

Posted by: jackcoke at January 07, 2024 07:28 AM (bwsqx)

53 good morning morons.

Posted by: vic at January 07, 2024 07:28 AM (A5THL)

54
I was at a sandwich shop that I frequent every three months or so. It is across the street from a college. The owner says not a one of the students there is interested in a part time job. Yesterday he had two new cooks working the grill. They looked Hispanic, talked to each other in Spanish, and nothing like any local person. Age 18 to 25. We may not like what is going on but it's all smoke and mirrors as to the actual truth.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 07, 2024 07:28 AM (3qE2b)

55 Didn't Haley also promise not to run if Trump did?

Reminds me of that line from Jerry Maguire, "my word is stronger than oak."

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 07, 2024 07:29 AM (xthhm)

56 Back from workout and shower; having some breakfast before I dash out to rinse off the car and gas her up, then hit Walmart for some essentials.

Yes, the Killer Kittens have been fed, and are settling down from their post-breakfast exercise to their essential work of napping and looking cute.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 07, 2024 07:29 AM (omVj0)

57 Morning vic

Posted by: fluffy at January 07, 2024 07:29 AM (86W+h)

58 So we have 10 foot tall aliens shopping at a Miami Mall...

And somebody forgot to mention to the President that the SecDef is in intensive care at Walter Reed for several days.

What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 07, 2024 07:29 AM (hH3Px)

59 @divide by zero

And don’t forget. They don’t do this intuitively. They are coached every step of the way from their home country by leftist NGOs funded by our tax dollars.

Posted by: Java Joe at January 07, 2024 07:29 AM (WaLgG)

60 Boker Tov Patriots

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 07, 2024 07:30 AM (PQ4m2)

61 G'morning D-Doc!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 07, 2024 07:31 AM (hH3Px)

62 >>> He is definitely not missing a meal, and is probably outside of the recommended weight range for a cat of his size. He also likes to try to rub up against your legs, as some cats are wont to do.

Sounds like he is angling for an indoor gig.

Posted by: fluffy at January 07, 2024 07:32 AM (86W+h)

63 Aliens at the Miami Mall story.

http://tinyurl.com/3khua3a8

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 07, 2024 07:32 AM (hH3Px)

64 And somebody forgot to mention to the President that the SecDef is in intensive care at Walter Reed for several days.
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What was he in there for? Brain transplant?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 07, 2024 07:32 AM (xYckV)

65
The other barn cat, Spotify, is a spayed female. She is nowhere near as annoying, and is a great hunter. If I didn't hate cats in general, I might actually like this one.
Posted by: jackcoke at January 07, 2024 07:28 AM (bwsqx)

The cat likes you

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 07, 2024 07:34 AM (Z3nC9)

66
And don’t forget. They don’t do this intuitively. They are coached every step of the way from their home country by leftist NGOs funded by our tax dollars.

Posted by: Java Joe at January 07, 2024 07:29 AM

They are told exactly what to say at the border that gets them that piece of paper with a court date. That's why so many stand in a neat orderly line with no butting allowed.

The so-called 'get-aways' are either dumb or carrying drugs to kill American youth and young adults.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 07, 2024 07:34 AM (3qE2b)

67 Good morning everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 07, 2024 07:34 AM (QG3cQ)

68 "What was he in there for? Brain transplant?"

Link

http://tinyurl.com/3bmnvvhk

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 07, 2024 07:34 AM (hH3Px)

69 What was he in there for? Brain transplant?
Posted by: Captain Obvious

A spine implantation.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 07, 2024 07:35 AM (QG3cQ)

70 "Keep your safety belt fastened when seated!"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 07, 2024 07:37 AM (RIvkX)

71
If American youth and young adults want to reelect Joe Biden then my sympathy meter for their future I will set to zero. You asked for it, bend over and take it.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 07, 2024 07:37 AM (3qE2b)

72 Hiya Vic !

Posted by: JT at January 07, 2024 07:38 AM (T4tVD)

73 Hiya Cap'n !

Posted by: JT at January 07, 2024 07:39 AM (T4tVD)

74 Hiya TonyPete !

Posted by: JT at January 07, 2024 07:39 AM (T4tVD)

75 Good to see vic commenting regularly again

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 07, 2024 07:40 AM (RIvkX)

76 @ibramxk
When programs and offices for what’s now called diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) started to be created in the 1960s and 1970s, do you know what group opposed them the most? Jim Crow segregationists. Do you what Jim Crow segregationists renamed efforts toward diversity, equity, and inclusion? Discrimination. Racism.

During the Reconstruction era, local governments, as well as the national Democratic Party and President Andrew Johnson, thwarted efforts to help Black Americans move forward.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 07, 2024 07:40 AM (lwOKI)

77 Byeeee.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 07, 2024 07:40 AM (xYckV)

78 Richard Dreyfuss turned down the lead in Aliens at the Miami Mall in order to do Jaws instead.

Posted by: Best move of his career at January 07, 2024 07:41 AM (NBVIP)

79
I suppose if you're going to have a bank account you're going to need a federal tax ID number. With which you can then file tax returns, get refunds, perhaps even qualify for Social Security.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 07, 2024 07:41 AM (3qE2b)

80 During the Reconstruction era, local governments, as well as the national Democratic Party and President Andrew Johnson, thwarted efforts to help Black Americans move forward.

Posted by: rhennigantx

I read recently that Lincoln actually had a reparations program for freedmen. Forty acres and a mule plus farming implements. The program went on for seven years until it was canceled by ... the Pedocrats. Heh.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 07, 2024 07:42 AM (Qfk4E)

81 Morning peeps. Another day in paradise here. Moose is depressed and won't eat his breakfast.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 07, 2024 07:43 AM (iF0sF)

82 75 Good to see vic commenting regularly again

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 07, 2024 07:40 AM (RIvkX)

Good to be back but my computer is really screwing up

Posted by: vic at January 07, 2024 07:44 AM (A5THL)

83 They get $2200 in cash, a phone and... oops we are too backed up to even give you a court date. Check back with us in a year. Anywhooo.... here is your federal tax ID number, you are going to need that to get your child tax credit. And on your way out stop at the DMV for a free drivers license and a voter registration.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 07, 2024 07:44 AM (2ovLw)

84 JT! JT! JT!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 07, 2024 07:44 AM (QG3cQ)

85 Hiya Jewells !

Happy Sunday !

Posted by: JT at January 07, 2024 07:44 AM (T4tVD)

86 I will start packing to day for Israel.
Sure wish I could bring my Sig Sauer. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 07, 2024 07:45 AM (PQ4m2)

87 Parents send their kids to school and expect the teachers to take care of all of the educating.

They give their kids a phone and a facebook/ instagram and expect Meta to moderate their content.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 07, 2024 07:45 AM (2ovLw)

88 Mornin', Horde.

Snow is happening.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 07, 2024 07:47 AM (wYtkg)

89 >>> Moose is depressed and won't eat his breakfast.

Is the 'the moose out front that shoulda told ya' or do you have a pet named Moose?

Posted by: fluffy at January 07, 2024 07:48 AM (86W+h)

90 Perhaps he needs a Mooseette.

Posted by: Just spitballing here at January 07, 2024 07:51 AM (NBVIP)

91 I will start packing to day for Israel.
Sure wish I could bring my Sig Sauer. Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 07, 2024 07:45 AM (PQ4m2)
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I thought you were supposed to be here way back last year.

Oh. And I want some stuff from duty free.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 07, 2024 07:52 AM (PODEE)

92 Perhaps he needs a Mooseette.
Posted by: Just spitballing here at January 07, 2024 07:51 AM (NBVIP)

Why? To tell him to put the toilet seat down?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 07, 2024 07:52 AM (PQ4m2)

93 I thought you were supposed to be here way back last year.

Oh. And I want some stuff from duty free.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 07, 2024 07:52 AM (PODEE)

Nope. I leave this 10JAN24.
I think the Duty Free out of Newark sucks anyway

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 07, 2024 07:54 AM (PQ4m2)

94 Stay safe Cap'n !

Posted by: JT at January 07, 2024 07:54 AM (T4tVD)

95 I hired a snow plow operator to take me to the airport in case any palestinian assholes try to block the highway

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 07, 2024 07:55 AM (PQ4m2)

96 CA taxpayers will now pay for sex change operations for illegals

Posted by: vic at January 07, 2024 07:55 AM (A5THL)

97 Stay safe Cap'n !
Posted by: JT at January 07, 2024 07:54 AM (T4tVD)

Always Ready
Only sometimes Safe
LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 07, 2024 07:55 AM (PQ4m2)

98 75 Good to see vic commenting regularly again

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 07, 2024 07:40 AM (RIvkX)

Ditto !

Posted by: JT at January 07, 2024 07:55 AM (T4tVD)

99 86 NGU, if you have a little down time in Israel, maybe visit a local gun shop. You won't be able to buy anything but it might prove interesting seeing what they have for sale. Be on the lookout for an Israeli made 9mm revolver, a Smith and Wesson knock off from the early days of the country.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 07, 2024 07:55 AM (0EOe9)

100 Perhaps he needs a Mooseette.
Posted by: Just spitballing here at January 07, 2024 07:51 AM (NBVIP)
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When I was a kid, I wanted to be a Mooseketeer and wear one of those caps, just like Annette and Bobby.

No.

Wait.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 07, 2024 07:57 AM (PODEE)

101 NGU, if you have a little down time in Israel, maybe visit a local gun shop. You won't be able to buy anything but it might prove interesting seeing what they have for sale. Be on the lookout for an Israeli made 9mm revolver, a Smith and Wesson knock off from the early days of the country.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 07, 2024 07:55 AM (0EOe9)

You are right, that would be interesting. Good tip. Doubt I will have to much down time

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 07, 2024 07:57 AM (PQ4m2)

102 "CA taxpayers will now pay for sex change operations for illegals"

Illegal aliens with mental health issues.

Joe isn't importing their best and brightest, is he.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 07, 2024 07:57 AM (hH3Px)

103 CA taxpayers will now pay for sex change operations for illegals
Posted by: vic at January 07, 2024 07:55 AM (A5THL)
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We've been paying for prisoner sex-changes for 20 years. Thank you Mark Leno

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 07, 2024 07:58 AM (RIvkX)

104 I think the Duty Free out of Newark sucks anyway
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 07, 2024 07:54 AM (PQ4m2)
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Just buy me 10 bottles of Woodford or even Maker's Mark. Worst case scenario: we don't meet and you won't go thirsty during your stay.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 07, 2024 07:59 AM (PODEE)

105 Hiya JT!

Moose is my grandpup. Mommy is dog sitting so he misses her.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 07, 2024 08:00 AM (iF0sF)

106
We didn't vote for a tax increase, but we're getting one anyway. Th government figured out they can just keep printing more money and increase the debt limit.

Your tax increase 'share' of migrant costs is when you go to make purchases. Food 'necessarily' will need to cost more. Utility bills will 'necessarily' have to increase. Lather, rinse, repeat for everything.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 07, 2024 08:03 AM (3qE2b)

107 Great. Aliens at the mall. I suppose it's better than having them taken to our "leader".

Also, I like cats.

Posted by: Weasel at January 07, 2024 08:04 AM (JwHpX)

108 Is this the plan for the summer?

There has been a lot of buzz lately about a recently released film by Netflix titled ‘Leave The World Behind’ based on a novel by the same name. The plot revolves around a catastrophic collapse in the US triggered by a cyber attack (and mass drone attack) that shuts down the internet and disrupts the global economy, leading to questions of who might have been behind the sabotage?

And mind you, the actual attack might be an RC plane flown into a Utah datacenter.
The real damage will be afterwards. When the government protects us, and keeps us safe from future attacks.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 07, 2024 08:07 AM (2ovLw)

109 Gone postal!

Retired US postal worker kills his fiancée and her two daughters - one aged 16 and her 19-year-old who was pregnant - before injuring another man and then turning the gun on himself

https://mol.im/a/12933913

Posted by: Ciampino - literally? at January 07, 2024 08:07 AM (qfLjt)

110 "Also, I like cats."

Me Too!!

Posted by: ALF at January 07, 2024 08:09 AM (hH3Px)

111 Good morning Hordelings!

Posted by: Doof at January 07, 2024 08:09 AM (eNASR)

112 Alabama Man giving Florida Man a run for his money.

Clearly, the water was very cold.

http://tinyurl.com/mvk8skha

Posted by: JackStraw at January 07, 2024 08:09 AM (ZLI7S)

113 Alabama Man giving Florida Man a run for his money.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 07, 2024 08:09 AM (ZLI7S)
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If this is the bass shop video, we need to know: where were you during ONT commenting last night?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 07, 2024 08:11 AM (PODEE)

114 LAUNCHES
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink Group 6-35
Launch time: Window opens on
Sunday, January 7th: 4 p.m. EST (2100 UTC)
https://shorturl.at/jmPU9

SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink Group 7-10
Launch time: Approx. January 7th/8th:
9 p.m. to 1:27 a.m. PST (12:00-4:27 a.m. EST)
https://shorturl.at/fryJV

ULA - Vulcan Centaur VC25 - Cert-1 -
SLC-41 - Cape Canaveral SFS
Launch time: January 8th: 2:18 a.m. EST
https://t.ly/_C_nv

Posted by: Ciampino - von Braun is clapping .. wait he has the clap? at January 07, 2024 08:12 AM (qfLjt)

115 OK Part of the church is living in the land of irritability because of the weather. If some of the church feels unable to come to church, I understand.

And no, you're not my "flock" ) I don't use that term ) although you're dear folks and no, I'm not going to " please stop". At least not at the moment .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2024 08:13 AM (o5a5v)

116 Heh. Vision of NGU working at the Shin Bet Dental and Interrogation Clinic.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 07, 2024 08:13 AM (0EOe9)

117 > Alabama Man giving Florida Man a run for his money.
__________

Clearly Bass Pro has a problem. About a week or so ago someone "caught" a massive fish (pike?) in their tank and was video'd walking out of the store with it.

Not sure it was the same store... but there's clearly an issue with the huge tank. Or people are insane.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 07, 2024 08:14 AM (Q4IgG)

118 No Skip today ?

Posted by: JT at January 07, 2024 08:14 AM (T4tVD)

119 Miami Mall Aliens = Marketing stunt for some new movie coming out.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 07, 2024 08:15 AM (9UlRk)

120 And no, you're not my "flock"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2024 08:13 AM (o5a5v)
-

FYI a group of otters is know as a "romp."

Sounds right.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 07, 2024 08:15 AM (PODEE)

121
Clearly, the water was very cold.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 07, 2024 08:09 AM

There was so much shrinkage I wasn't sure it was a dude.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 07, 2024 08:15 AM (3qE2b)

122 Mornin' Horde. So the Kanamits have finally arrived in Miami?

Posted by: screaming in digital at January 07, 2024 08:17 AM (CL9FV)

123 Miami Mall Aliens used to be one of the side shows at Barnum and Bailey back in the day.

Posted by: IIRC at January 07, 2024 08:17 AM (NBVIP)

124
Moose is depressed and won't eat his breakfast.

Why won't Miss Grundy issue a hall pass to him so that he can go visit the school nurse?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 07, 2024 08:17 AM (xG4kz)

125 52 So, these cats. They are the worst animals in the history of ever.

I am forced to have two barn cats, since I have horses, and the cats are needed for rodent patrol.

The older one, Grayhole, is overly friendly and will not stop ..... Thus far, I have refrained from stomping on him.

The other barn cat, Spotify, is a spayed female. She is nowhere near as annoying, and is a great hunter. If I didn't hate cats in general, I might actually like this one.

Posted by: jackcoke at January 07, 2024 07:28 AM (bwsqx)
----
So, obviously you are a closet cat-fancier .....alternatively your cats will eat you when you fall down and 'help' you can't get up.

Posted by: Ciampino - von Braun is clapping ... wait he has the clap? at January 07, 2024 08:18 AM (qfLjt)

126 So the Kanamits have finally arrived in Miami?
Posted by: screaming in digital at January 07, 2024 08:17 AM (CL9FV)

Sounds Lithuanian.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 07, 2024 08:18 AM (9UlRk)

127 Yesterday the men's junior hockey team won gold at the World Junior Championship. This is how they celebrated.

Proving once again hockey is awesome.

http://tinyurl.com/yknxnyd2

Posted by: JackStraw at January 07, 2024 08:19 AM (ZLI7S)

128 Sounds dyslectic Lithuanian.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 07, 2024 08:18 AM (9UlRk)
-

~~FYIF~~ FIFY

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 07, 2024 08:20 AM (PODEE)

129 France. We come from France.

Posted by: Miami Mall Aliens at January 07, 2024 08:20 AM (NBVIP)

130
So the first aliens arrived in a Florida city? Just another reason why DeSantis isn't ready. Although one look at his footwear and they might flee in terror.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 07, 2024 08:20 AM (3qE2b)

131 Hope all is well in Skipland....

Posted by: JT at January 07, 2024 08:21 AM (T4tVD)

132 96 CA taxpayers will now pay for sex change operations for illegals
Posted by: vic at January 07, 2024 07:55 AM (A5THL)

Sterilizing people you dont want more of.

BINGO

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 07, 2024 08:23 AM (lwOKI)

133
What was he in there for? Brain transplant?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight

That's been attempted twice -- his body rejects it.

Wasn't he a spokesyokel for Super Poligrip at one time?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 07, 2024 08:23 AM (xG4kz)

134 Yesterday the men's junior hockey team won gold at the World Junior Championship. This is how they celebrated.

Proving once again hockey is awesome.

http://tinyurl.com/yknxnyd2
Posted by: JackStraw at January 07, 2024 08:19 AM (ZLI7S)

No better sport than hockey.

I should sing the Nation Anthem every time I win a pickleball game

Posted by: Doof at January 07, 2024 08:23 AM (eNASR)

135 Sterilizing people you dont want more of.

BINGO
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 07, 2024 08:23 AM (lwOKI)

Have you seen people?

They're germy AF.

Walk through autoclaves are the future.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 07, 2024 08:24 AM (9UlRk)

136 Clearly Bass Pro has a problem. About a week or so ago someone "caught" a massive fish (pike?) in their tank and was video'd walking out of the store with it.

Not sure it was the same store... but there's clearly an issue with the huge tank. Or people are insane.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 07, 2024 08:14 AM (Q4IgG)

You floundered on this
It was a tarpon

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 07, 2024 08:24 AM (lwOKI)

137 Yesterday the men's junior hockey team won gold at the World Junior Championship. This is how they celebrated.

Proving once again hockey is awesome.

http://tinyurl.com/yknxnyd2
Posted by: JackStraw at January 07, 2024 08:19 AM (ZLI7S

Thanks for posting that Jack Straw. Wonderful clip and very uplifting in these dark days. Good on them and their families.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at January 07, 2024 08:25 AM (hEv4o)

138
Proving once again hockey is awesome.

http://tinyurl.com/yknxnyd2
Posted by: JackStraw

Well done!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 07, 2024 08:25 AM (xG4kz)

139 Vision of NGU working at the Shin Bet Dental and Interrogation Clinic.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 07, 2024 08:13 AM (0EOe9)

THAT I would do for free....oh wait I doing this clinic gig for free. Maybe I should start a "Go Fund Me" thing

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 07, 2024 08:26 AM (PQ4m2)

140 You floundered on this
It was a tarpon.

The tank was filled to the bream.

Posted by: Is it fish punz today? at January 07, 2024 08:27 AM (NBVIP)

141 Hope all is well in Skipland....
Posted by: JT at January 07, 2024 08:21 AM (T4tVD)

I thought Skip was working night shifts in DE (ugh). Maybe he’s trying to keep his sleep cycle on track for that schedule.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at January 07, 2024 08:27 AM (hEv4o)

142 Democracy dies in Delaware.

Posted by: Don't we all know it at January 07, 2024 08:29 AM (NBVIP)

143 I deeply regret carping on Bass Pro.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 07, 2024 08:31 AM (Q4IgG)

144
It was Lloyd Nolan

https://youtu.be/2DDMx4mU48k?si=PddR8raqy19-W-vr

"Occlusive seal, Lloyd"

We are entering that time of year when Occlusive Seal pups are especially vulnerable to predations by club-wielding Newfies.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 07, 2024 08:31 AM (xG4kz)

145 Democracy dies in Delaware.
Posted by: Don't we all know it at January 07, 2024 08:29 AM (NBVIP)

Well maybe, but years ago Free Highways died in Delaware where there is a toll every mile on I-95

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 07, 2024 08:32 AM (PQ4m2)

146 Nuke the unborn baby seals for Jesus.

Posted by: A great bumper sticker at January 07, 2024 08:33 AM (NBVIP)

147 143 I deeply regret carping on Bass Pro.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 07, 2024 08:31 AM (Q4IgG)

Pro Tip: Don't drink the water in the big fish tank

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 07, 2024 08:33 AM (PQ4m2)

148 Clearly Bass Pro has a problem.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 07, 2024 08:14 AM (Q4IgG)
-

My concern would be that oddballs will start to guppy in the tank.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 07, 2024 08:34 AM (PODEE)

149 69 What was he in there for? Brain transplant?
Posted by: Captain Obvious

A spine implantation.

The implantation took place two weeks ago. He's back in now because his body rejected it.

Posted by: JB1000 at January 07, 2024 08:34 AM (NBM7T)

150 Sounds dyslectic ...
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 07, 2024 08:20 AM (PODEE)
====

Such a shame.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 07, 2024 08:35 AM (RIvkX)

151 Hoe cakes with real butter and maple syrup and a side of bacon.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 07, 2024 08:35 AM (R/m4+)

152
Well maybe, but years ago Free Highways died in Delaware where there is a toll every mile on I-95
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Poseurs

-- The Richmond–Petersburg Turnpike was a toll road located in the Richmond-Petersburg region of central Virginia.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 07, 2024 08:36 AM (xG4kz)

153 Hope all is well in Skipland....
Posted by: JT at January 07, 2024 08:21 AM (T4tVD)

I thought Skip was working night shifts in DE (ugh). Maybe he’s trying to keep his sleep cycle on track for that schedule.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly

Yeah, he was trying to stay up until 2a last nite. Working nites again next week.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 07, 2024 08:37 AM (ju2Fy)

154 Hoe cake?

Posted by: Comma Lah at January 07, 2024 08:37 AM (NBVIP)

155 I saw The Miami Mall Aliens open for Debbie Gibson at the Hard Rock in '13

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at January 07, 2024 08:37 AM (ZV+pB)

156 made with real Ho

Posted by: Don Black at January 07, 2024 08:38 AM (geLO8)

157 Can we scale back the comments about Bass Pro?

Posted by: dantesed at January 07, 2024 08:39 AM (88xKn)

158 strap in
bumpy
strop on
rumpy

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 07, 2024 08:39 AM (lwOKI)

159 152
Well maybe, but years ago Free Highways died in Delaware where there is a toll every mile on I-95
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Poseurs.
Posted by: Krebs

Amateur.

Posted by: The Virginia Beach Toll Road at January 07, 2024 08:40 AM (NBVIP)

160 157 Can we scale back the comments about Bass Pro?
Posted by: dantesed at January 07, 2024 08:39 AM (88xKn)

I have been carping about this all morning.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 07, 2024 08:40 AM (lwOKI)

161 143 I deeply regret carping on Bass Pro.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 07, 2024 08:31 AM (Q4IgG)

Sorry that was crappy to steal your comment.

I apologies with all my sole.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 07, 2024 08:41 AM (lwOKI)

162 160 157 Can we scale back the comments about Bass Pro?
Posted by: dantesed at January 07, 2024 08:39 AM (88xKn)

I have been carping about this all morning.
----
Just don't take the bait.

Posted by: Groan at January 07, 2024 08:41 AM (NBVIP)

163 Can we scale back the comments about Bass Pro?
Posted by: dantesed at January 07, 2024 08:39 AM (88xKn)

I have been carping about this all morning.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 07, 2024 08:40 AM (lwOKI)

I don’t know, I’m kind of hooked on that topic.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at January 07, 2024 08:42 AM (hEv4o)

164
"Mommy, the ho cake doesn't taste as good as it used to!"

-- "What Hasn't the 'Dolphin Free' Label Ruined?, Volume 2"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 07, 2024 08:42 AM (xG4kz)

165 I think we're hooked.

Posted by: Make it stop at January 07, 2024 08:42 AM (NBVIP)

166 "Occlusive seal, Lloyd"

We are entering that time of year when Occlusive Seal pups are especially vulnerable to predations by club-wielding Newfies.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 07, 2024 08:31 AM (xG4kz)

How can you club the baby seals?

With shorter, firmer strokes.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 07, 2024 08:43 AM (lwOKI)

167
What about your gaffs?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 07, 2024 08:43 AM (xG4kz)

168 Morning everyone. Got about 8 inches of heavy wet snow last night and it's still lightly snowing. Of course were supposed to get 2-3 inches of rain/ snow in middle of week. We will have giant puddles and pot holes. In other words winter in the mid Hudson

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 07, 2024 08:44 AM (acK79)

169 That's odd. Bob doesn't have a second Ho cake at home...

Posted by: 1960s commercial at January 07, 2024 08:44 AM (NBVIP)

170 too early for fish puns
I just got up, and I usually burp and scratch for a while

Posted by: Don Black at January 07, 2024 08:44 AM (geLO8)

171 The Bass pro has a salt tank at Destin and one day a lady was there with 3 or 4 kids and a guy has a bag of silver sides.

Well he start tossing in the silvers and the fish go nuts and the kids start crying.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 07, 2024 08:45 AM (lwOKI)

172 109 Gone postal!

Retired US postal worker kills his fiancée and her two daughters - one aged 16 and her 19-year-old who was pregnant - before injuring another man and then turning the gun on himself

https://mol.im/a/12933913
Posted by: Ciampino - literally? at January 07, 2024 08:07 AM (qfLjt)

What does it mean when the flag is flying at half mast at a post office?
They're hiring.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 07, 2024 08:45 AM (UcAQV)

173 How can you club the baby seals?

How can you mend a broken heart?

Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at January 07, 2024 08:46 AM (SfhV1)

174 I kept her perch in my walleye.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 07, 2024 08:46 AM (lwOKI)

175 Good morning y'all.

Waiting is the hardest part.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 07, 2024 08:46 AM (991eG)

176 Waiting is the hardest part.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 07, 2024 08:46 AM (991eG)

I'm sorry Muldoon.

Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at January 07, 2024 08:47 AM (SfhV1)

177 /moans

Posted by: Gollum at January 07, 2024 08:47 AM (SYTee)

178 I read recently that Lincoln actually had a reparations program for freedmen. Forty acres and a mule plus farming implements. The program went on for seven years until it was canceled by ... the Pedocrats. Heh.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 07, 2024 07:42 AM (Qfk4E)

Not exactly. Gen'l W.T. Sherman, while administering Texas after hostilities ended, said he thought that would be a good idea, but even the Radical Republican
Congress thought that mass land confiscation was a bridge too far and said Naah, bro. Lincoln died too soon to ever reveal any of his plans for reconstruction.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 07, 2024 08:48 AM (q3gwH)

179 Postal?

https://youtu.be/Bw_MOtnhIxw

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at January 07, 2024 08:48 AM (NBVIP)

180
Waiting is the hardest part.
Posted by: Muldoon

Suffer, suckers!

-- Godot

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 07, 2024 08:49 AM (xG4kz)

181 We don't need no stinkin' habeas corpus!

Posted by: A. Lincoln at January 07, 2024 08:50 AM (NBVIP)

182 38 On this day in history, January 7, 1610, Galileo discovers the moons of Jupiter

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 07, 2024 07:08 AM (lwOKI)

But only the big ones.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 07, 2024 08:50 AM (ynpvh)

183 140 You floundered on this
It was a tarpon.

The tank was filled to the bream.

Posted by: Is it fish punz today? at January 07, 2024 08:27 AM (NBVIP)
----
You sure the plaice was Bass Pro?

Posted by: Ciampino - the scale of these puns! at January 07, 2024 08:51 AM (qfLjt)

184 I like big moons and I cannot lie.

Posted by: SirGalileoALot at January 07, 2024 08:51 AM (NBVIP)

185
On this day in history, January 7, 1610, Galileo discovers the moons of Jupiter

Posted by: rhennigantx

That was a real Io penner!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 07, 2024 08:52 AM (xG4kz)

186 47 Eye witnesses say something different. Creatures. Eight to ten foot creatures with limbs that just don't correspond to the human figure. I guess there were some concealed carriers that opened fire on them.
-----------
And here it turns out they were just looking for the big and tall men's shop.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 07, 2024 07:22 AM (xYckV)

"Damn it, you were supposed to neuralize EVERYBODY!"--MIB

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 07, 2024 08:52 AM (ynpvh)

187 Photos of that Alaskan airplane are quite amazing.

Posted by: dantesed at January 07, 2024 08:52 AM (88xKn)

188 183
Something fishy going on as all the traffic squidded to a halt.

Posted by: Ciampino - the scale of these puns!! at January 07, 2024 08:52 AM (qfLjt)

189 Hiya Grammie !

Posted by: JT at January 07, 2024 08:53 AM (T4tVD)

190 Posted by: screaming in digital at January 07, 2024 08:17 AM (CL9FV)
--
It's a cookbook!

Posted by: Weasel at January 07, 2024 08:53 AM (JwHpX)

191 Hiya Muldoon !

Posted by: JT at January 07, 2024 08:53 AM (T4tVD)

192 Hiya JT!

Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at January 07, 2024 08:53 AM (SfhV1)

193 First thing every Sunday about this time I pull a shitty. I make a pot of Coffee and when it get's to 4 oz I pour myself what I call the mud cup. Double the sugar and enjoy while reading the Book Thread.

Wife had a friend visiting once who caught me doing it. Promptly declared it was a dick move and then the following Sunday stole my mud cup. If you pull two mud cups you wind up with Tea.

Morning all. Mud cup made and waiting for books.

Posted by: Reforger at January 07, 2024 08:54 AM (6Oqc/)

194
A good heartfelt 'death bed confession' you just don't hear too much about anymore. I think it used to be a staple of Hollywood.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 07, 2024 08:54 AM (3qE2b)

195 I think lame puns should get the Barrel.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 07, 2024 08:54 AM (RIvkX)

196 Hiya JT!
Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at January 07, 2024 08:53 AM (SfhV1)

Posted by: JT at January 07, 2024 08:55 AM (T4tVD)

197 Wife had a friend visiting once who caught me doing it. Promptly declared it was a dick move and then the following Sunday stole my mud cup. If you pull two mud cups you wind up with Tea.

Morning all. Mud cup made and waiting for books.

Posted by: Reforger at January 07, 2024 08:54 AM (6Oqc/)

And the friend was never seen again.

Hey, Reforger, I see you plowed the back forty. Lookee at all that upturned dirt.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 07, 2024 08:56 AM (Angsy)

198
Prior to its discovery by Galileo, the moon Io was laughingly referred to by the other moons as "Pizza Face"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 07, 2024 08:56 AM (xG4kz)

199 154 Hoe cake?

Posted by: Comma Lah at January 07, 2024 08:37 AM (NBVIP)

otherwise known as potato pancake

Posted by: vic at January 07, 2024 08:57 AM (A5THL)

200 Good news, bad news

Good: There will not be a sixth season of Luther with Idris Elba

Bad: There were five prior seasons of Luther with Idris Elba

Posted by: Muldoon at January 07, 2024 08:57 AM (991eG)

201 I just shoveled out from a bunch of snow that fell overnight. How perfectly normal and un-dire that was.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 07, 2024 08:58 AM (qPw5n)

202 Good news, bad news

Good: There will not be a sixth season of Luther with Idris Elba

Bad: There were five prior seasons of Luther with Idris Elba
Posted by: Muldoon at January 07, 2024 08:57 AM (991eG)

What about the other ninety?!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 07, 2024 08:58 AM (Angsy)

203 But only the big ones.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 07, 2024 08:50 AM (ynpvh)

shit

There are 95 moons of Jupiter with confirmed orbits as of 23 October 2023. This number does not include a number of meter-sized moonlets thought to be shed from the inner moons, nor hundreds of possible kilometer-sized outer irregular moons that were only briefly captured by telescopes.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 07, 2024 08:59 AM (lwOKI)

204 Good Sunday morning, dear Horde. God is good.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 07, 2024 09:00 AM (+4oV5)

205 What about the other ninety?!

They were antithetical.

Posted by: Lutherans everywhere at January 07, 2024 09:00 AM (NBVIP)

206 Bad: There were five prior seasons of Luther with Idris Elba
Posted by: Muldoon at January 07, 2024 08:57 AM (991eG)

I barely got through the first episode with his constant mewling about his ex-wife.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 07, 2024 09:00 AM (xthhm)

207 We all know that snake baked a hoecake. And we know that he set a frog to watch it. But when the frog got a-nodding, who was it that came and stole it?

Posted by: Muldoon at January 07, 2024 09:00 AM (991eG)

208 The Secret Service texts from January 6 have gone “missing”

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 07, 2024 09:02 AM (lwOKI)

209 203 But only the big ones.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 07, 2024 08:50 AM (ynpvh)

shit

There are 95 moons of Jupiter with confirmed orbits as of 23 October 2023. This number does not include a number of meter-sized moonlets thought to be shed from the inner moons, nor hundreds of possible kilometer-sized outer irregular moons that were only briefly captured by telescopes.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 07, 2024 08:59 AM (lwOKI)

Which begs the question: What is a moon vs moonlet? I mean, if Pluto is now a "dwarf planet", I'm sure those definitions are also in flux...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 07, 2024 09:02 AM (ynpvh)

210 The pipe bomber has not been apprehended despite the FBI knowing the license plate & cell phone data of the suspect

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 07, 2024 09:02 AM (lwOKI)

211
Frog came a-courtin' and he did ride, um hm.
Frog came a-courtin' and he did ride, um hm.
Frog came a-courtin' and he did ride,
A sword and a pistol by his side, um-hm.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 07, 2024 09:02 AM (xG4kz)

212 Frog went a-courtin', and he did ride.

Posted by: Uh huh at January 07, 2024 09:03 AM (NBVIP)

213 208 The Secret Service texts from January 6 have gone “missing”

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 07, 2024 09:02 AM (lwOKI)

Like the closed-session depositions the J-6 inquisitors in Congress took. Amazing. In a normal court of law, stuff like this would imply covering-up wrongdoing...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 07, 2024 09:03 AM (ynpvh)

214 I think the fish puns are funny

Posted by: Vince Gill at January 07, 2024 09:03 AM (ZV+pB)

215 or the cell phones that were "accidentally" reset by too many PW attempts regarding the Crossfire Hurricane folks. Just incredible, as in "I can't believe it".

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 07, 2024 09:04 AM (ynpvh)

216 214 I think the fish puns are funny

Posted by: Vince Gill at January 07, 2024 09:03 AM (ZV+pB)

And not because of the smell?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 07, 2024 09:05 AM (ynpvh)

217 Jupiter is a Boss.

Posted by: pawn at January 07, 2024 09:05 AM (QB+5g)

218 Nothing ever "goes" missing. Either you know where it is or you don't.

Posted by: Don't get me started at January 07, 2024 09:05 AM (NBVIP)

219 And the friend was never seen again.

Hey, Reforger, I see you plowed the back forty. Lookee at all that upturned dirt.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 07, 2024 08:56 AM (Angsy)

I deny everything and demand proof.
Said friend was used to test my metal at an early stage in my relationship. I passed.
She'll never be out of the picture as they are "besties" from HS.
I might as well be married to both of them for what it has cost me over the years resqueing her from asshole boyfriends and moving and... hell her kid calls me dad to spite his dad.
I once drove through Wyoming in winter to get her out of a bad situation.
If that isn't brotherly love I don't know what is.

Posted by: Reforger at January 07, 2024 09:06 AM (6Oqc/)

220 I'm sorry Muldoon.
Posted by: grammie winger

********

I appreciate your words grammie. We know that one way or another it is going to happen. All oof the entities involved seem to be eagerly waiting passively for someone else to do something. I want to just bang some noggins together 3 Stooges style and say, "Do your damn job!" We're rapidly approaching 3 months since the dogs did their job. I wish I could be less vague and give y'all some details, but...reasons.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 07, 2024 09:06 AM (991eG)

221 217 Jupiter is a Boss.

Posted by: pawn at January 07, 2024 09:05 AM (QB+5g)

Piker.

Posted by: Sun, now with 99.8% of mass of Solar System at January 07, 2024 09:06 AM (ynpvh)

222 First!!!!
This close ||.

Nood. Books.

Posted by: Reforger at January 07, 2024 09:07 AM (6Oqc/)

223 220 I'm sorry Muldoon.
Posted by: grammie winger

********

I appreciate your words grammie. We know that one way or another it is going to happen. All oof the entities involved seem to be eagerly waiting passively for someone else to do something. I want to just bang some noggins together 3 Stooges style and say, "Do your damn job!" We're rapidly approaching 3 months since the dogs did their job. I wish I could be less vague and give y'all some details, but...reasons.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 07, 2024 09:06 AM (991eG)

Makes me wonder what's going on behind the scenes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 07, 2024 09:07 AM (ynpvh)

224
I saw an interesting video on Twit/X of Alex Jones atop some sort of structure on J6 exhorting people with bullhorn to cross to the other side of the street and get off the Capitol grounds. I kinda assume he was on the Capitol grounds at the time. Interesting that they could likely charge him with trespassing but have decided not to.

Very interesting.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 07, 2024 09:08 AM (3qE2b)

225 *Said friend was used to test my metal*

Aluminum? Brass? Iron? Steel?

Posted by: Pedantic spelling nerd at January 07, 2024 09:08 AM (NBVIP)

226 Where is Alex Jones when we need him?

Posted by: Miami Mall Aliens at January 07, 2024 09:11 AM (NBVIP)

227 225 *Said friend was used to test my metal*

Aluminum? Brass? Iron? Steel?

Posted by: Pedantic spelling nerd at January 07, 2024 09:08 AM (NBVIP)

Could be an alloy

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 07, 2024 09:11 AM (ynpvh)

228 Some fucking cunt, -and I mean that- who was convicted and jailed for Jan 6 is now on CNN saying Joe Biden is right, Trump is a dangerous cult leader who belongs in prison. How much is she getting paid? Shackle us all with an authoritarian because you want a couple bucks. Fuck off you old whore.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 07, 2024 09:22 AM (2ovLw)

229 Here is an interview with that woman on CNN. She seems like a total flake. Encouraging people to do things and then filming them and posting it to social media. An opportunist. And not really a trump supporter, just a thrill seeker.

http://tinyurl.com/4hycswk6

Posted by: pawn at January 07, 2024 09:39 AM (QB+5g)

230 Certain doings having to do with 6 Jan are a great example of why there should be general study of Roman literature, especially from the corrupt republican period ("Ciceronian," though he was as crooked as the next lawyer).

But first, you will...disabuse yourself of the notion that this was The Great People and we should strive to be like them. What they did that was special (not really unique) was to leave argumentative commentary on what the hell was going wrong. They weren't always right about that, either. And don't just mine for quotes, as we do so often. Check behind your sources, because every one was grinding an axe, often literally.

All in all, pretty good practice for reading commentary today.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 07, 2024 10:47 AM (FCs/J)

231 Speaker Mike Johnson Refuses to Threaten a Government Shutdown to Force a Border Solution

http://tinyurl.com/3jhjuaua

The gope replaced one globalist shitstick with another.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 07, 2024 11:32 AM (eYF7X)

232 You can certainly see your expertise within the work you write.
The sector hopes for more passionate writers such as you who are not afraid to say how they believe.
Always go after your heart.

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