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Well, it's been a hard day's night.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 06, 2024 04:03 AM (Angsy) 2
Hey Pixy!
Weird Dave of ONT fame has a computer problem, but I think he's gotten help on it from the Horde. Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 06, 2024 04:04 AM (Angsy) 3
Guess nobody else is here, yet.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 06, 2024 04:04 AM (Angsy) 4
Hit for the cycle?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 06, 2024 04:05 AM (Angsy) 5
Inside the park!!!!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 06, 2024 04:05 AM (Angsy) 6
What to expect at the CES? Nowhere as many people as a few years ago. Died off pretty much for a while.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 06, 2024 04:06 AM (Angsy) 7
And I told them you were here, too.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 06, 2024 04:07 AM (Angsy) 8
Hello...ello...llo...o...o...o....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 06, 2024 04:08 AM (Angsy) Posted by: m at January 06, 2024 04:08 AM (hWiTk) 10
Nine
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 06, 2024 04:08 AM (Angsy) 11
So close.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 06, 2024 04:09 AM (BLOW1) 12
90 percent is still an "A."
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 06, 2024 04:10 AM (Angsy) 13
9 >>>Daily Tech News 6 Gemini 2023
Should we be fearing the Ides of Gemini? Ides of Cancer, according to today's calendar. Which sounds suitably ominous. Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 06, 2024 04:11 AM (BLOW1) 14
Ides of Cancer, according to today's calendar. Which sounds suitably ominous.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 06, 2024 04:11 AM (BLOW1) Like, a severe sunburn? Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 06, 2024 04:12 AM (Angsy) 15
OrangeEnt, you got the thread off to a good start!
Posted by: m at January 06, 2024 04:12 AM (hWiTk) 16
Thanks, everyone else went to bed though. I checked out the end of the ONT.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 06, 2024 04:15 AM (Angsy) Posted by: m at January 06, 2024 04:15 AM (hWiTk) 18
I expect others will be along soon. Let's see, it's 1:15 here, so it's 4:15 in the east. Someone else should be posting about now.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 06, 2024 04:17 AM (Angsy) 19
Mornin'
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 06, 2024 04:19 AM (byWhc) 20
>>>Disclaimer: Big PP energy.
Not PowerPoint, I am guessing, but I can foresee a lot of NSFW hits if I were to google this. Posted by: m at January 06, 2024 04:19 AM (hWiTk) 21
Looks like I have the thread all to myself....... What kind of deviltry can I get up to.
(rubs hands maniacally) Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 06, 2024 04:19 AM (Angsy) Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 06, 2024 04:22 AM (Angsy) 23
Sheesh, this place is deader than "A Literary Horde."
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 06, 2024 04:23 AM (Angsy) 24
From the X-59 article...
"The second, to fly the X-59 over select US communities to gather data on human responses to the sound generated during supersonic flight and then deliver that data to US and international regulators." Is this bugging you? I'm not touching you... Posted by: Bruce at January 06, 2024 04:23 AM (vd8XM) 25
Morning all!
Posted by: Bruce at January 06, 2024 04:23 AM (vd8XM) 26
G'day Bruce.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 06, 2024 04:24 AM (BLOW1) 27
Got a math problem wrong on an IQ test yesterday, I never heard of BEDMAS before: BEDMAS, standing for Brackets, Exponents, Division/Multiplication, Addition/Subtraction is common in Canada and New Zealand I went 'dear aunt sally' on it. There were no brackets, but maybe it was the exponent I f'd up. Ruined my day. Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 06, 2024 04:27 AM (3qE2b) 28
1. Overpriced crap.
2. Overpriced AI-infested crap. That seems to cover it. Reading the article it seems that everything has AI in it now. "You're soaking in it!" Posted by: Bruce at January 06, 2024 04:31 AM (vd8XM) 29
Never knew what a VTuber was. Makes no sense to me why people watch them.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 06, 2024 04:31 AM (Angsy) 30
hiya
Posted by: JT at January 06, 2024 04:32 AM (T4tVD) 31
24 From the X-59 article...
"The second, to fly the X-59 over select US communities to gather data on human responses to the sound generated during supersonic flight and then deliver that data to US and international regulators." Is this bugging you? I'm not touching you... Posted by: Bruce at January 06, 2024 04:23 AM (vd8XM) Do you want me to pull this supersonic pane over? Posted by: m at January 06, 2024 04:36 AM (hWiTk) 32
Morning JT!
Posted by: Bruce at January 06, 2024 04:36 AM (vd8XM) 33
Well, shoot. I keep forgetting to ask Pixy a question.
A link to my e-mail is on the sidebar. I keep getting people asking me if they can advertise on the HQ. Are they gleaning my info, and why do they think I'm Ace? Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 06, 2024 04:36 AM (Angsy) Posted by: Bruce at January 06, 2024 04:37 AM (vd8XM) 35
Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.
Posted by: olddog in mo at January 06, 2024 04:37 AM (ju2Fy) 36
pane-->plane
Or maybe "jet"? Posted by: m at January 06, 2024 04:38 AM (hWiTk) 37
and why do they think I'm Ace?
Posted by: OrangeEnt Because no one has ever seen Ace. You might just be him. Posted by: Bruce at January 06, 2024 04:38 AM (vd8XM) 38
pane-->plane
Or maybe "jet"? Posted by: m at January 06, 2024 04:38 AM (hWiTk) It could be pane, if there's a sonic boom. Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 06, 2024 04:39 AM (Angsy) 39
Thanks for the edit, Bruce! You know what I'm gonna go get?
Moar covfefe. Posted by: m at January 06, 2024 04:39 AM (hWiTk) 40
Hiya Bruce !
Posted by: JT at January 06, 2024 04:39 AM (T4tVD) 41
Because no one has ever seen Ace. You might just be him.
Posted by: Bruce at January 06, 2024 04:38 AM (vd8XM) I thought he was on tv once? Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 06, 2024 04:40 AM (Angsy) 42
I thought he was on tv once?
Posted by: OrangeEnt No, he fell asleep on top of a TV once. Maybe twice Posted by: Bruce at January 06, 2024 04:41 AM (vd8XM) 43
No, he fell asleep on top of a TV once.
Maybe twice Posted by: Bruce at January 06, 2024 04:41 AM (vd8XM) Using shelves as a blanket? Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 06, 2024 04:43 AM (Angsy) Posted by: Bruce at January 06, 2024 04:46 AM (vd8XM) 45
In that hothardware article, they call it a
supersonic X-59 airplane X-59 supersonic aircraft supersonic jet so I dunno. Posted by: m at January 06, 2024 04:47 AM (hWiTk) 46
9 - 3 / 1/3 +1 = OR in case it get transmogrified Nine - 3 divided by 1/3rd plus one = 1. 7 2. 3 3. 1 4. 9 Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 06, 2024 04:49 AM (3qE2b) 47
I thought he was on tv once?
Posted by: OrangeEnt ---------- Pretty sure I saw YT clip of him on appearing on Fox maybe a long time ago. Tried searching for that clip awhile back and couldn't find it though. Posted by: olddog in mo at January 06, 2024 04:49 AM (ju2Fy) 48
38 pane-->plane
Or maybe "jet"? Posted by: m at January 06, 2024 04:38 AM (hWiTk) It could be pane, if there's a sonic boom. Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 06, 2024 04:39 AM (Angsy) heh Or NO pane. Posted by: m at January 06, 2024 04:50 AM (hWiTk) Posted by: m at January 06, 2024 04:52 AM (hWiTk) 50
So I just screwed up and didn't do the division first. When I was writing code I could never trust the compiler for order of operation so I would break everything down into a separate line of code. Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 06, 2024 04:53 AM (3qE2b) 51
Good morning.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 06, 2024 04:53 AM (k12pY) Posted by: Midnight Rambler at January 06, 2024 04:54 AM (8E8Am) 53
Or, was an Ewok, at least. He might have sprouted since then.
Posted by: Midnight Rambler at January 06, 2024 04:55 AM (8E8Am) 54
29 Never knew what a VTuber was. Makes no sense to me why people watch them.
Because they are original and funny, more entertaining unscripted than anything Hollywood produces these days. Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 06, 2024 04:56 AM (BLOW1) 55
Hiya BenHad !
Posted by: JT at January 06, 2024 04:57 AM (T4tVD) 56
9 - 3 / 1/3 +1 = OR
in case it get transmogrified Nine - 3 divided by 1/3rd plus one = 1. 7 2. 3 3. 1 4. 9 Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 06, 2024 04:49 AM (3qE2b) -------------- I was told there would be no Operator Precedence! /Good times, good times ... Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 06, 2024 04:57 AM (QbCrG) 57
56 9 - 3 / 1/3 +1 = OR
in case it get transmogrified Nine - 3 divided by 1/3rd plus one = 1. 7 2. 3 3. 1 4. 9 Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 06, 2024 04:49 AM (3qE2b) I was told there would be no Operator Precedence! Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 06, 2024 04:57 AM (QbCrG) You should see him when he divides by zero. Posted by: m at January 06, 2024 04:59 AM (hWiTk) 58
Because they are original and funny, more entertaining unscripted than anything Hollywood produces these days.
Posted by: Pixy Misa True. Wife and I watched the pilot (pile it) of Extended Family. OMG what a crapfest. Posted by: Bruce at January 06, 2024 04:59 AM (vd8XM) 59
I thought he was on tv once?
Posted by: OrangeEnt ---------- Pretty sure I saw YT clip of him on appearing on Fox maybe a long time ago. Tried searching for that clip awhile back and couldn't find it though. Posted by: olddog in mo at January 06, 2024 04:49 AM (ju2Fy) --------------- Same. Someone here had linked it maybe six or seven years ago, and IIRC he was being interviewed during and about the Iraq War. Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 06, 2024 05:00 AM (QbCrG) 60
You should see him when he divides by zero.
Posted by: m at January 06, 2024 04:59 AM (hWiTk) ----------- Heh. Well-played, m ... Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 06, 2024 05:00 AM (QbCrG) 61
Because they are original and funny, more entertaining unscripted than anything Hollywood produces these days.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 06, 2024 04:56 AM (BLOW1) What are they about? Anime stuff? I don't care about it, not my interest. Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 06, 2024 05:02 AM (Angsy) 62
47 I thought he was on tv once?
Posted by: OrangeEnt ---------- Pretty sure I saw YT clip of him on appearing on Fox maybe a long time ago. Posted by: olddog in mo at January 06, 2024 04:49 AM (ju2Fy) And one time he was on camera getting an award, at a conservative organization, I think. Posted by: m at January 06, 2024 05:08 AM (hWiTk) 63
Despite the fact that Joe Potato was not at Valley Forge Park yesterday the idiots in the press report that he gave a speech at Valley Forge Park yesterday. They have to insinuate that he's a Revolutionary War type figure even though he was on remedial school level community college campus fifteen miles away. ♪ When the truth is found to be lies And all the joy within you dies ♪ Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 06, 2024 05:11 AM (3qE2b) 64
What to expect at the CES? Nowhere as many people as a few years ago. Died off pretty much for a while.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 06, 2024 04:06 AM (Angsy) ------------ Grew up in Las Vegas. One year (in between colleges) worked for a guy installing large 14' satellite antennas ('82-'83), and we got a booth at the CES show that year. I have two general memories: (1) on the last day every vendor was selling the equipment they had brought along to demo to attendees at heavily discounted prices to avoid the costs of delivering them back their homes; and (2) in the middle of The Las Vegas Convention Center was a circular bubble of curtains with an entrance where ID was checked (I'd just turned 21) for entrance to what was a bunch of pornographic-based video games (I mean, I remember watching in disgust as one was basically about catching and raping as many avatar women in as many different ways as possible). It really is amazing that, historically, porn drives new technologies ... Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 06, 2024 05:11 AM (QbCrG) 65
... and then there was that time he did that commercial:
https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=-tm_zgr71F0 Posted by: m at January 06, 2024 05:13 AM (hWiTk) 66
It really is amazing that, historically, porn drives new technologies ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 06, 2024 05:11 AM (QbCrG) Remember Comdex? Right at the time it was running, Adultdex was running as well. A pair of "stars" was caught doing the nasty in one of the hotel stairwells. Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 06, 2024 05:14 AM (Angsy) 67
I'm pretty sure Ace was supposed to be on Fox but got preempted by an Israeli tank caught in the mud somewhere. I'm almost positive the interview he was going to give was about how the Iranians were using photo-editing software for propaganda purposes. That was about twenty some years ago. Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 06, 2024 05:14 AM (3qE2b) 68
I'm pretty sure Ace was supposed to be on Fox but got preempted by an Israeli tank caught in the mud somewhere. I'm almost positive the interview he was going to give was about how the Iranians were using photo-editing software for propaganda purposes. That was about twenty some years ago.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 06, 2024 05:14 AM (3qE2b) I've heard about the times he was on tv, but I can't find any trace of them either. Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 06, 2024 05:16 AM (Angsy) 69
JT, good morning.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 06, 2024 05:18 AM (k12pY) 70
Good morning morons
Watching Vivek destroy NBC news reporterette. It makes me wonder where we'd be if Republicans had half his spine dealing with these propagandists. Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 06, 2024 05:19 AM (RIvkX) 71
61 Because they are original and funny, more entertaining unscripted than anything Hollywood produces these days.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 06, 2024 04:56 AM (BLOW1) What are they about? Anime stuff? I don't care about it, not my interest. The mainstays are games and music, but it can be anything. Pipkin Pippa has done a museum tour, real estate nightmare reviews, watchalongs of dashcam and police bodycam footage, eaten a spider, and on one memorable occasion used AI art tools to create a fantasy vtuber agency that took on a life of its own and now has 25 real vtubers. Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 06, 2024 05:22 AM (BLOW1) Posted by: JT at January 06, 2024 05:23 AM (T4tVD) 73
71 Pipkin Pippa has done a museum tour, real estate nightmare reviews, watchalongs of dashcam and police bodycam footage, eaten a spider, and on one memorable occasion used AI art tools to create a fantasy vtuber agency that took on a life of its own and now has 25 real vtubers.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 06, 2024 05:22 AM (BLOW1) Cool. Posted by: m at January 06, 2024 05:23 AM (hWiTk) 74
Local TV news reports a new recall effort against Oakland Mayor Sheng Thao. She has been in office for a year. She fired the OPD chief 10 months ago and the office has been vacant since then. The whole time, crime continues to spiral out of control.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 06, 2024 05:23 AM (RIvkX) 75
The answer is 1.
Posted by: Jamaica at January 06, 2024 05:24 AM (Eeb9P) 76
Pipkin Pippa has done a museum tour, real estate nightmare reviews, watchalongs of dashcam and police bodycam footage, eaten a spider, and on one memorable occasion used AI art tools to create a fantasy vtuber agency that took on a life of its own and now has 25 real vtubers.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 06, 2024 05:22 AM (BLOW1) Sounds more creative than Hollywood. Are they all Japanese, or is it just the avatars they use? Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 06, 2024 05:24 AM (Angsy) 77
Local TV news reports a new recall effort against Oakland Mayor Sheng Thao. She has been in office for a year. She fired the OPD chief 10 months ago and the office has been vacant since then. The whole time, crime continues to spiral out of control.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 06, 2024 05:23 AM (RIvkX) How did an Asian get to be mayor of Oakland? Demographics changing? Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 06, 2024 05:26 AM (Angsy) 78
Here's a funny article about my buddy who is on the Oakland City council
http://tinyurl.com/5n8jtptc Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 06, 2024 05:27 AM (RIvkX) 79
SF's mayor is black. Black people are 5% of the population.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 06, 2024 05:29 AM (RIvkX) 80
79 SF's mayor is black. Black people are 5% of the population.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 06, 2024 05:29 AM (RIvkX) That's stunningly low. Posted by: m at January 06, 2024 05:30 AM (hWiTk) 81
The answer is 1. Posted by: Jamaica at January 06, 2024 05:24 AM Correct. I was breezing along taking the test and didn't do the division first. D'uh. Saying to myself MDAS, then ignoring the rule. Starting with division, 3 divided by 1/3 is actually 3 multiplied by itself. Then, 9 – 9 is 0 and 0+1 is the answer, 1 :: hangs head in shame :: Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 06, 2024 05:30 AM (3qE2b) 82
I don't remember Oakland ever having a black mayor.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 06, 2024 05:31 AM (RIvkX) Posted by: m at January 06, 2024 05:31 AM (hWiTk) 84
Another question: The only VP and President never elected to either position 1. Lyndon Johnson 2. John Adams 3. Gerald Ford 4. Abraham Lincoln Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 06, 2024 05:34 AM (3qE2b) 85
76 Sounds more creative than Hollywood. Are they all Japanese, or is it just the avatars they use?
The biggest agencies (Hololive and Nijisanji) are Japanese, and there's a fair amount of Japanese cultural influence throughout the industry. But it's gone global now, and there's smaller western agencies like Phase Connect (which is where Pippa is) and a huge number of independent streamers both large and small. Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 06, 2024 05:35 AM (BLOW1) 86
SF's mayor is black. Black people are 5% of the population.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 06, 2024 05:29 AM (RIvkX) How do YOU know ? Didja count them ? Posted by: JT at January 06, 2024 05:35 AM (T4tVD) 87
I know brackets a parenthesis. So, PEMA. Math has a very precise grammatical structure.
Posted by: Jamaica at January 06, 2024 05:36 AM (Eeb9P) 88
SF has more dogs than children.
SF is the oldest large city in the U.S. (highest median age of residents) Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 06, 2024 05:37 AM (RIvkX) 89
I know brackets a parenthesis. So, PEMA. Math has a very precise grammatical structure. Posted by: Jamaica at January 06, 2024 05:36 AM I think the tricky part was knowing that 3 divided by 1/3rd is nine and not 1. But if you had three pies and you cut one third of each you end up with nine slices. Seems counter intuitive. Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 06, 2024 05:39 AM (3qE2b) 90
How do YOU know ?
Didja count them ? Posted by: JT at January 06, 2024 05:35 AM (T4tVD) === I know them all, personally. Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 06, 2024 05:40 AM (RIvkX) 91
Fractions are a nasty bit of work. I bombed out of calculus twice because I couldn’t handle fractional exponents.
Posted by: Jamaica at January 06, 2024 05:42 AM (Eeb9P) 92
Ford replaced Agnew as VP, then Nixon as President
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at January 06, 2024 05:43 AM (J8OCH) 93
Gerald Ford was the very definition of "hapless"
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 06, 2024 05:44 AM (RIvkX) 94
Another question: The only VP and President never elected to either position
1. Lyndon Johnson 2. John Adams 3. Gerald Ford 4. Abraham Lincoln Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 06, 2024 05:34 AM (3qE2b) That one's easy. It's five...no! Three! Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 06, 2024 05:44 AM (Angsy) 95
I loved English and writing and would always score in the 99% range in standardized tests, but never took any higher math beyond algebra. My SAT scores in math and English were virtually the same. I must have guessed correctly a whole lot in math. There is a certain logic involved in guessing though. Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 06, 2024 05:47 AM (3qE2b) Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 06, 2024 05:55 AM (9isyS) 97
My Dad, who really was a nuclear engineer, said that everyone has what he called the Math Wall. It’s the level of math that an individual can go up to in comprehension but cannot grasp further concepts. Some hit the Wall at algebra, some at calculus. A very few can reach theoretical physics.
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at January 06, 2024 05:57 AM (J8OCH) 98
:: Pulls out soapbox :: Elon Musk has done a great job with Twitter/X. All of the great folks on 'our side' who used to get blocked, banned, or removed are all back and still funny as hell*. I think it would be great if we encouraged him by signing up and helping to support him financially. 'Follow' one person, then watch the suggestions of who they follow. Next thing you know you've got a dozen people who have something interesting to say every day and you can link and share here. 'Community Notes' is a great new feature that lets users tear apart leftist bullshit in mere seconds. :: kicks soap box away :: @Catturd, @amuse, @theBabylonBee, etc... Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 06, 2024 06:03 AM (3qE2b) 99
I hit the wall in calculus. Reading Feynman’s Lectures on Physics enabled me to see over the wall. I actually understood linguistically what the math was saying. Math is very imaginary yet very real. People have trouble understanding and believing math.
Posted by: Jamaica at January 06, 2024 06:13 AM (Eeb9P) 100
Division doesn't associate like multiplication.
3 / (1 / 3 ) is 9. ( 3 / 1 ) / 3 is 1. When doing all that fancy schmancy mathing and rearranging Greek letters back in the gap, i tried to do things as if it were all multiplication. Never x divided by y, but x times one-over-y. It helps avoid association and OoO mistakes. " (3 * (1/1)) * (1/3) is completely unambiguous. Negative exponents help too. But I'm not even trying to type that shit out. Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 06, 2024 06:15 AM (9UlRk) 101
Mathematics is the language in which the laws of physics is written. Objective reality is written in math. One does well to learn this language. It's piss poor at describing subjective things we value, like beauty, love, etc. And never the twain should meet. We have a lot of problems from mixing these two "languages". Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 06, 2024 06:16 AM (Mzdiz) 102
Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 06, 2024 06:17 AM (xYckV) 103
Today's math. If Jose buys a kilo of heroin and then steps on it 6 times how much product does Jose have to sell.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 06, 2024 06:17 AM (k12pY) 104
Kids need to be taught to believe in math even if they can’t do math.
Adults discount math as a guide in life because they got math wrong when young. Posted by: Jamaica at January 06, 2024 06:18 AM (Eeb9P) 105
And never the twain should meet. We have a lot of problems from mixing these two "languages".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 06, 2024 06:16 AM (Mzdiz) And yet the "Unreasonable Effectiveness of Mathematics" is itself beautiful. Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 06, 2024 06:18 AM (9UlRk) 106
G'morning, all!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 06, 2024 06:19 AM (hH3Px) 107
Today's math. If Jose buys a kilo of heroin and then steps on it 6 times how much product does Jose have to sell. Posted by: Ben Had at January 06, 2024 06:17 AM It's funny how metric is the preferred unit of measure in the illicit drug industry. Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 06, 2024 06:20 AM (3qE2b) 108
I hit the wall in calculus. Reading Feynman’s Lectures on Physics enabled me to see over the wall. I actually understood linguistically what the math was saying. Math is very imaginary yet very real. People have trouble understanding and believing math.
Posted by: Jamaica at January 06, 2024 06:13 AM (Eeb9P) ----------- I was graveled by integration. We were learning different ways to integrate, not all of which are helpful, depending on the equation you're trying to integrate. When you have a prelim with six problems and 90 minutes to do them and you burn up 10 minutes on one problem before you realize you're going nowhere, it is irksome. Someone in my recitation section (maybe me, maybe someone else) asked the section leader, "Is there a way to tell, by inspection, which method will work best?" The answer was, "No." Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 06, 2024 06:21 AM (xYckV) 109
It's funny how metric is the preferred unit of measure in the illicit drug industry.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 06, 2024 06:20 AM (3qE2b) Can you imagine trying to score a peck of dank nuggs? Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 06, 2024 06:21 AM (9UlRk) 110
Can you imagine trying to score a peck of dank nuggs?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 06, 2024 06:21 AM (9UlRk) ----------- Could you translate that into furlongs per fortnight? Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 06, 2024 06:23 AM (xYckV) 111
Evening and morning, early risers! I slept over eight hours last night. I'm amazed. Having a pipe of mild tobacco over some honey-sweetened coffee on a chilly damp morning . . . pleasure. I look forward to the day when I can sit in my own kitchen in the pre-dawn or early morning hours, sip coffee, listen to music on the stereo, and not have to jump up and rush off to work.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 06, 2024 06:25 AM (omVj0) 112
Divide by Zero, fentanyl is changing that. I only hear of it by pounds.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 06, 2024 06:26 AM (k12pY) 113
102 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 06, 2024 06:17 AM (xYckV) Want. Going to fetch. Posted by: m at January 06, 2024 06:27 AM (hWiTk) 114
For tonight, I'm planning on putting a hambone in the slow cooker, then, once I've gotten all the goodies out of it, dumping in lentils, garlic and onions. Any other suggestions? Carrots, no carrots?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 06, 2024 06:29 AM (xYckV) 115
Any other suggestions? Carrots, no carrots?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 06, 2024 06:29 AM (xYckV) Fresh curry leaves from your local Indian grocer. Or fresh Bay leaves. Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 06, 2024 06:30 AM (9UlRk) 116
108 We were learning different ways to integrate, not all of which are helpful, depending on the equation you're trying to integrate. ... Someone in my recitation section (maybe me, maybe someone else) asked the section leader, "Is there a way to tell, by inspection, which method will work best?" The answer was, "No."
Yep, that was the point where I decided I'd had enough. I could do it, but it wasn't pleasant. Anyway, since I was studying computer science, areas like linear algebra, statistics, and finite math were much more useful. Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 06, 2024 06:30 AM (BLOW1) 117
And definitely celery with lots of celery leaves. Ham loves celery leaf.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 06, 2024 06:30 AM (9UlRk) 118
Divide by Zero, fentanyl is changing that. I only hear of it by pounds. Posted by: Ben Had at January 06, 2024 06:26 AM When law enforcement seizes it, yeah. Then they extrapolate how many Americans that quantity could kill and I get sick to my stomach. I've stood in front of the Vietnam Wall and seen for myself the size of the names carved on it - the height of it, the length of it. It simply boggles my mind that many die every year because of our southern border and China pushing that into our country. Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 06, 2024 06:31 AM (3qE2b) 119
Or fresh Bay leaves.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 06, 2024 06:30 AM (9UlRk) ----------- Can't do fresh, but I have dried. I'll put them in with the bone at the beginning. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 06, 2024 06:31 AM (xYckV) 120
And definitely celery with lots of celery leaves. Ham loves celery leaf.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 06, 2024 06:30 AM (9UlRk) ---------- I would not have thought of that, not being big on celery. Thanks. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 06, 2024 06:32 AM (xYckV) 121
Morning, Tech Peeps
Posted by: fluffy at January 06, 2024 06:32 AM (86W+h) Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2024 06:32 AM (PQ4m2) 123
NGU, safe travels. Can you say what you will be doing?
Posted by: Ben Had at January 06, 2024 06:34 AM (k12pY) 124
Raining like crazy. Will have to go out in it in a few minutes.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 06, 2024 06:36 AM (xYckV) 125
Once you're doing stuff like integration by parts, substitution methods, etc etc, you're basically in the realm of "Look it up", or "you've already done this form of expression a thousand times so you already know what it looks like so get plugging and get chugging".
It's really only for school that I've ever had the need to brute force an integration from scratch. Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 06, 2024 06:36 AM (9UlRk) 126
NGU, safe travels. Can you say what you will be doing?
Posted by: Ben Had at January 06, 2024 06:34 AM (k12pY) Sure, not aState Secret LOL Will be volunteering at a Dental Clinic in Jerusalem And of course, visiting my family. Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2024 06:36 AM (PQ4m2) 127
One day at a time. A reflection on one of the psalms by a man from Oregon who didn’t want to be overcome by worry. An appropriate devotional for both interested Christians and Jews. After the devotional is a thought for the day and a suggested Prayer focus:
http://tinyurl.com/2wdkxvb5 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2024 06:37 AM (kLTeZ) 128
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2024 06:36 AM (PQ4m2)
I think that’s wonderful of you to do that. May the lord bless your travels and your time there. Will pray for you. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2024 06:38 AM (kLTeZ) 129
Byeee.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 06, 2024 06:40 AM (xYckV) 130
114 For tonight, I'm planning on putting a hambone in the slow cooker, then, once I've gotten all the goodies out of it, dumping in lentils, garlic and onions. Any other suggestions? Carrots, no carrots?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 06, 2024 06:29 AM (xYckV) Something green? Parsley? Chard? Posted by: m at January 06, 2024 06:40 AM (hWiTk) 131
ACE IS JUST AN IDEA!!!
LIKE MATH!!! Sorry, just got home from work. Got one more night to go, then I'm off. Weather is going to get sporty here in Babylon DC. My drive in could be a bit slippery. They are saying rain but the temps will be in the 30s, so we'll see. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 06, 2024 06:40 AM (sAmhv) 132
Yep, that was the point where I decided I'd had enough. I could do it, but it wasn't pleasant. When it got to the point in my high school career that I had to bring home books and study and fill out homework papers, I was done with math after two years of Algebra. No more, thank you very much. Ended up with a career writing financial software with high end languages. Low level Math sorta became fun again. Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 06, 2024 06:40 AM (3qE2b) 133
My stomach is grumbling now, dammit.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 06, 2024 06:41 AM (9UlRk) 134
Jimmy Dean sausage biscuit with Chick-fil-A sauce. Fusion, baby!
Posted by: Eromero at January 06, 2024 06:41 AM (ZXAG8) 135
I think that’s wonderful of you to do that. May the lord bless your travels and your time there. Will pray for you.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2024 06:38 AM (kLTeZ) The pleasure is all mine. I was in Israel maybe 30 times before I was Commissioned in the Navy. It's been 20 years or so now since I was there. It feels like I am going home Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2024 06:42 AM (PQ4m2) 136
>>Pretty sure I saw YT clip of him on appearing on Fox maybe a long time ago.
Posted by: olddog in mo --- yeah he kinda looks like Zach Galifianakis after a 3 day bender Posted by: Don Black at January 06, 2024 06:43 AM (geLO8) 137
Biden wants to defend democracy by making sure people can’t vote for Trump. Last thing he said in PA yesterday was “ I know about power.” NY Pist editorial:
http://tinyurl.com/nhdvp94w Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2024 06:43 AM (kLTeZ) 138
136 >>Pretty sure I saw YT clip of him on appearing on Fox maybe a long time ago.
Posted by: olddog in mo --- yeah he kinda looks like Zach Galifianakis after a 3 day bender Posted by: Don Black at January 06, 2024 06:43 AM (geLO He DOES! Posted by: m at January 06, 2024 06:45 AM (hWiTk) 139
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2024 06:42 AM (PQ4m2)
That’s great!. I’m sure your dental skills and your presence will be a blessing to them. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2024 06:45 AM (kLTeZ) 140
28 days till the South Carolina Democratic Presidential primary.
No nationally recognized opponent to Biden is on the current sample ballot from the State election website. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 06, 2024 06:45 AM (hH3Px) 141
Here's a fun activity:
When the idiots in suits who pretend to be better than us talk, pay special attention to who is attacking their opponent in the past tense, and who is attacking their opponent in the future tense. Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 06, 2024 06:46 AM (9UlRk) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2024 06:48 AM (kLTeZ) 143
No nationally recognized opponent to Biden is on the current sample ballot from the State election website.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 06, 2024 06:45 AM (hH3Px) The democrats studied under Comrade Stalin Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2024 06:48 AM (PQ4m2) 144
5 more days till I leave for Israel Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2024 06:32 AM My Dad did a tour with the IDF, I forget whether it was six months or a year - just out of the blue volunteered as a US citizen. He was a great cook so they probably stationed him as doing that. He was a Christian but married to a Jewish woman. He's been dead about a decade now so no one can tell him but my sister came up hot on a DNA test for Ashkenazim gene - undoubtedly from his German ancestry. The world's a funny place. Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 06, 2024 06:49 AM (3qE2b) 145
The democrats studied under Comrade Stalin
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2024 06:48 AM (PQ4m2) "The People have spoken!" Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 06, 2024 06:49 AM (9UlRk) 146
NGU, may GOD bless you in this endeavor and bring you home to us when your work is done in Israel.
Posted by: Eromero at January 06, 2024 06:52 AM (ZXAG8) Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 06, 2024 06:54 AM (sAmhv) 148
I'm just noodling here, but historically, people *want* a dictator in times of general turmoil, violence, poverty, famine, etc etc etc. That's exactly why the actual office of Dictator was invented. "Will somebody please just step in and fix this stupid shit that the retard inbred Senators got all fucked up?"
Running the country into the bottom of the cesspool and then shouting that some other guy wants to be a "Dictator" is basically just campaigning for him. Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 06, 2024 06:58 AM (9UlRk) 149
My Dad did a tour with the IDF, I forget whether it was six months or a year - just out of the blue volunteered as a US citizen. He was a great cook so they probably stationed him as doing that. He was a Christian but married to a Jewish woman. He's been dead about a decade now so no one can tell him but my sister came up hot on a DNA test for Ashkenazim gene - undoubtedly from his German ancestry. The world's a funny place.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 06, 2024 06:49 AM (3qE2b) No doubt your Dad did more for the State Of Israel and it's people than I will do in my short Clinic visit. I "Hope" this will be the first of many such visits for me now that I am out of The Navy. Time will tell, especially since the Pentagon and The Navy are pulling back in to work for the Outside Civilian Contractor. Heads will explode LOL Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2024 06:58 AM (PQ4m2) 150
Are you going to look up that Biden's dog guy who posts here now and then. He's in Israel.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 06, 2024 06:54 AM (sAmhv) I am up to it, if he is? But sometimes people here prefer to remain anonymous Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2024 07:00 AM (PQ4m2) 151
Also, appealing to Civic Virtue after spending decades as a political party disparaging, dismantling, and deconstructing Civic Virtue, is the height of chutzpah.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 06, 2024 07:00 AM (9UlRk) 152
Birdbath Status?
Posted by: Just Wondering at January 06, 2024 07:01 AM (NBVIP) 153
Happy Epiphany!. Here is a Christian devotional on “ The meaning of myrrh”:
http://tinyurl.com/4rf797n7 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2024 07:04 AM (kLTeZ) 154
Found out what's causing the slowdown on refreshes here: goggle-analytics.com Now blocked with NoScript. Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 06, 2024 07:04 AM (3qE2b) 155
Also also, targeting a guy who has already had four successful years in power as your patsy for this silly "Dictator" smear while everything is crashing and burning under your watch is just the proverbial chef's kiss of asinine strategery.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 06, 2024 07:04 AM (9UlRk) 156
Safe travels and a good Saturday to all.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 06, 2024 07:05 AM (omVj0) Posted by: JT at January 06, 2024 07:09 AM (T4tVD) 158
I guess: birdie skating rink.
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at January 06, 2024 07:16 AM (J8OCH) 159
Breakfast: a scrambled seasoned egg over a beef & bean burrito, plus a half-slice of whole grain bread w/ peanut butter. That plus coffee, and I'm ready to handle the day.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 06, 2024 07:20 AM (omVj0) 160
155 Also also, targeting a guy who has already had four successful years in power as your patsy for this silly "Dictator" smear while everything is crashing and burning under your watch is just the proverbial chef's kiss of asinine strategery.
Posted by: Warai-otoko You'd think but there are millions of cultists who masturbate to that crap. Babylon DC is basically the Jonestown compound. Crazy, evil, nutjob, 'Rev' Jim Jones would blend right in. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 06, 2024 07:21 AM (sAmhv) 161
I always thought Snoopy and Woodstock playing hockey on the frozen birdbath was cute.
Posted by: But that's just me at January 06, 2024 07:24 AM (NBVIP) 162
Well, I'm tired so time to sleep. Or try to sleep. I'm tired but that's no guarantee that I'll get enough sleep. The gloomy weather and Sominex should help. I stopped taking melatonin. I was getting weird dreams. I don't think my spirit animal is suppose to eat me.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 06, 2024 07:26 AM (sAmhv) 163
@160
>>You'd think but there are millions of cultists who masturbate to that crap. Babylon DC is basically the Jonestown compound. Crazy, evil, nutjob, 'Rev' Jim Jones would blend right in. In the final analysis, landslide elections are a thing of the past and most Presidential elections come down to how much manipulation can be injected into the system by the Donks/Left. And it typically comes down to a handful of locales deciding these things. Nothing material has been done to address what happened in 2020, so unless something radical happens between now and November, the results will more than likely mirror 2020. Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 06, 2024 07:27 AM (XV/Pl) 164
Good Saturday morning all! It's cold out thar!
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 06, 2024 07:29 AM (iF0sF) Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 06, 2024 07:30 AM (RIvkX) 166
Veteran Democratic strategist James Carville says that he "and everybody else" believes that Joe Biden would lose the 2024 U.S. presidential election if it were held today. Repeat 1980 election where 3rd party killed Carters chances of reelection. Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 06, 2024 07:32 AM (3qE2b) Posted by: olddog in mo at January 06, 2024 07:33 AM (ju2Fy) Posted by: JT at January 06, 2024 07:33 AM (T4tVD) 169
Stilbine Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 06, 2024 07:35 AM (xG4kz) 170
Thanks, Pixy! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 06, 2024 07:35 AM (xG4kz) 171
Really want to see Biden get Cartered this fall, so he can go down in history as one of the truly awful Presidents
Posted by: Don Black at January 06, 2024 07:36 AM (geLO8) 172
An Alaska Airlines flight suffered a depressurization event at 12,000'. An emergency door/window (this was some sort of option) on a nearly brand new Boeing 737-9 blew out. Passengers reported cell phones and shit being sucked out of the hole. Luckily the seat next the gaping hole was empty. http://tinyurl.com/yvz7zkro Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 06, 2024 07:36 AM (Mzdiz) 173
Not testing it, so far as I can tell. Not flying it. Literally rolling it out of the hangar. ACTIVITIES over ACCOMPLISHMENTS! Ladies and gentlemen, your new NASA! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 06, 2024 07:37 AM (xG4kz) 174
Turbine.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 06, 2024 07:37 AM (NBVIP) Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 06, 2024 07:38 AM (RIvkX) 176
Briefly had visions of owning General Mills last nite. Thought I'd gotten a rock or piece of metal in a Totino's pizza roll. Alas, it was only a molar that sheared off at the gum.
Posted by: olddog in mo at January 06, 2024 07:39 AM (ju2Fy) Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 06, 2024 07:40 AM (iF0sF) 178
Oh when the sun comes up
and the moon goes THUD! the people dip their feet in the Mississippi mud Hey Hey Uncle Fester the people dip their feet in the Mississippi mud Posted by: JT at January 06, 2024 07:42 AM (T4tVD) 179
“On the evening of January 1, Secretary of Defense Lloyd J. Austin III was admitted to Walter Reed National Military Medical Center for complications following a recent elective medical procedure,” Ryder said.
not a big fucking deal no one running defense for 4 day Posted by: rhennigantx at January 06, 2024 07:43 AM (lwOKI) 180
5 more days till I leave for Israel
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2024 06:32 AM (PQ4m2) safe travels *our man in Jerusalem ! Posted by: runner at January 06, 2024 07:46 AM (V13WU) Posted by: Obligatory MASH reference at January 06, 2024 07:46 AM (NBVIP) 182
@171
>>Really want to see Biden get Cartered this fall, so he can go down in history as one of the truly awful Presidents Not going to happen, the Donks have total control of the states they are dominant and have near functional control in a handful of ostensibly conservativish states. So unless something in the neighborhood of 100M people come out and vote for the GOP Presidential Candidate, it's simply going to be a repeat of 2020. Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 06, 2024 07:47 AM (XV/Pl) Posted by: runner at January 06, 2024 07:47 AM (V13WU) 184
"Hey Hey Uncle Fester
the people dip their feet in the Mississippi mud Posted by: JT" 'scuse me while I floss my toenails. mornin yall Posted by: fd at January 06, 2024 07:47 AM (vFG9F) 185
As far as I can tell, the media has completely blanked out RFK Jr.
Posted by: Ordinary American at January 06, 2024 07:48 AM (eVBR4) 186
As a meta-analysis, the study did not create a new dataset on criminal sentencing and race, but rather examined 51 studies conducted by others looking at the question since 2005.
“We express the concern that evidence for racial bias in the U.S. criminal justice system has been consistently weak, and that scholarly narratives have too often ignored this in favor of the systemic racism narrative,” Ferguson and Smith wrote. Next they will tell the mask dont work. Posted by: rhennigantx at January 06, 2024 07:48 AM (lwOKI) 187
Deputy Hamas leader Saleh Arouri and three others were killed in an airstrike that hit Beirut on Tuesday. Hezbollah media blamed Israel for the attack, but Israeli officials denied involvement.
In a televised address — his second in less than a week — Nasrallah said that Hezbollah "cannot be silent about a violation of this level." What is dead and dont know it Alex? Posted by: rhennigantx at January 06, 2024 07:50 AM (lwOKI) 188
5 more days till I leave for Israel
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2024 06:32 AM (PQ4m2) You're gonna do interrogations, aintcha ? BZZZZTTTT! "Is it safe ?" Posted by: JT at January 06, 2024 07:51 AM (T4tVD) 189
president of Proactive Strategies Group, said that only about 15% of the $280 billion in savings from the program goes into Medicare. The bulk of the savings, Merritt explained, are going to support the $7,500 electric-vehicle tax credit.
In 2019, half of those enrolled in Medicare earn less than $30,000 per year, whereas the typical Tesla buyer earns around $150,000 per year. The poor always pay the rich via Big Govt. Posted by: rhennigantx at January 06, 2024 07:52 AM (lwOKI) 190
My meta-analysis is DC is occupied by some of the worst human debris on the planet.
Posted by: fd at January 06, 2024 07:52 AM (vFG9F) 191
I saw Molar open for Sheared Off at the Gum at the American Dental Association's convention in Crest Dentrifice Stadium in Kokomo, IN in '96. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 06, 2024 07:52 AM (xG4kz) 192
You're gonna do interrogations, aintcha ?
BZZZZTTTT! "Is it safe ?" == BZZZZZZZTTTTTT! "WHERE IS SINWAR!!!" Posted by: runner at January 06, 2024 07:53 AM (V13WU) 193
There was a very red sky here at dawn this morning. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 06, 2024 07:54 AM (xG4kz) 194
http://tinyurl.com/3rhjr8wh
Week in Pictures Posted by: San Franpsycho -------------- Thanks. Some good ones in there. Posted by: olddog in mo at January 06, 2024 07:54 AM (ju2Fy) 195
My meta-analysis is DC is occupied by some of the worst human debris on the planet.
Posted by: fd at January 06, 2024 07:52 AM (vFG9F) -------- Hey. Some of us who live here are only the second-worst. Posted by: bluebell at January 06, 2024 07:55 AM (bMfqA) 196
As far as I can tell, the media has completely blanked out RFK Jr. Posted by: Ordinary American at January 06, 2024 07:48 AM Trump should have a Town Hall debate with him and elevate him in the eyes of the left and the middle. There are 180 degrees of separation between the two. A Trump voter will not become a RFK voter, while a Biden voter may very well become a RFK voter. It's clean and dirty at the same time. Business 441 strategy. Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 06, 2024 07:55 AM (3qE2b) 197
Morning peeps
------- An Alaska Airlines flight suffered a depressurization event at 12,000'. An emergency door/window (this was some sort of option) on a nearly brand new Boeing 737-9 blew out. ____________ Flight attendant 1: "Did you close and lock all the doors?" Flight attendant 2: "You're not the boss of me!" Pilot: *rolls eyes* "Let get the hell outta' here." Passenger in emergency row: *nervously looks at rattling door* Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 06, 2024 07:55 AM (Q4IgG) 198
... Ferguson and Smith wrote. The names of the "gentle giant who was turning his life around" and the town in which he was "martyred"? Coincidence? Not, I think! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 06, 2024 07:57 AM (xG4kz) 199
"I saw Molar open for Sheared Off at the Gum"
I heard that concert was a scream, capped by an encore on the bill. Posted by: fd at January 06, 2024 07:58 AM (vFG9F) 200
My sympathies Bluebell.
Posted by: fd at January 06, 2024 08:00 AM (vFG9F) 201
It's Ashli Babbitt Day.
Posted by: But you already knew that at January 06, 2024 08:00 AM (NBVIP) 202
Fresh curry leaves from your local Indian grocer. Or fresh Bay leaves. That reminds me: #neverNikki Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 06, 2024 08:06 AM (xG4kz) 203
Guide to J6 Anniversary Presents First: Paper Second: Cotton Third: Leather Fourth: Re-election of DJT Electoral 500 vote victory Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 06, 2024 08:06 AM (3qE2b) 204
That emergency exit was designed by a DEI hire engineer.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 06, 2024 08:07 AM (lu1XB) 205
Our local Indian grocery has the best crab dip.
Posted by: fd at January 06, 2024 08:07 AM (vFG9F) 206
Trump voter will not become a RFK voter, while a Biden voter may very well become a RFK voter.
It's clean and dirty at the same time. Business 441 strategy. Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 06, 2024 07:55 AM (3qE2b) I can see 48 to 68 YO Dems pull the RFK. The young dems and old dems are gonna go for Branden. Posted by: rhennigantx at January 06, 2024 08:07 AM (lwOKI) 207
In 50 years, everyone will have been in the House chamber on January 6th. Just like everyone was at Woodstock or at Fenway for Ted Williams's last home run (actual attendance, 11,000). Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 06, 2024 08:08 AM (MoZTd) 208
Back to bank Grand Slams for OrangeEnt to start this off! You've earned your bowl of Kaboom! this morning, OE! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 06, 2024 08:08 AM (xG4kz) 209
The DNC must be in a panic about its PA polling. They are letting Fetterman speak some truth.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 06, 2024 08:08 AM (lu1XB) 210
You've earned your bowl of Kaboom! this morning, OE!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 06, 2024 08:08 AM (xG4kz) Kaboom milk left in bowl has more sugar and dye than the Spice Girls. Posted by: rhennigantx at January 06, 2024 08:10 AM (lwOKI) 211
Now streaming the Bruckner 8th symphony, with Bernard Haitink performing the popular, if dubious, Haas edition. Don't care. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 06, 2024 08:11 AM (MoZTd) 212
Apparently the Speaker's Gavel holds the power of government. If the insurrectionists had gotten their hands on it, the country will have fallen. They got the Holy Podium which is only 30% of the power.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 06, 2024 08:11 AM (lu1XB) 213
"That emergency exit was designed by a DEI hire engineer. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy" "Boeing unveiled their 737 Max in 2015, and since its Federal Aviation Authority (FAA) approval in 2017 has become one of the most widely used aircraft in the world. It later emerged that Boeing staff, in internal messages, were cavalier about FAA regulations and critical of the Max's design. One said it the aircraft was 'designed by clowns who in turn are supervised by monkeys.'" Posted by: fd at January 06, 2024 08:11 AM (vFG9F) 214
The young dems and old dems are gonna go for Branden. Posted by: rhennigantx at January 06, 2024 08:07 AM From what I've seen new (young) voters have little to no interest in Biden. I think they see the future as sucking big time if things don't change, and soon. But the old folks I have some doubts about. Beneath the surface RFK and Biden are the same monster. Biden is rhetorically 'dead man walking'. Same prediction I made about the Harvard president when the story broke. Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 06, 2024 08:12 AM (3qE2b) Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 06, 2024 08:14 AM (R/m4+) 216
Biden is rhetorically 'dead man walking'. Same prediction I made about the Harvard president when the story broke. Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 06, 2024 08:12 AM (3qE2b) Jill will be the besieged Tony Montana of this administration. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 06, 2024 08:14 AM (MoZTd) 217
Yep, that's a structural failure on that door. Which is bad. Airplane doors do not open out. They open in. To open it, you have to have zero pressure differential. The door pulls in, then the hinge has to tilt it to allow it to buttonhole out of the opening. There was a structural failure on the lip that door was pushing against. This is bad. For a new airplane, really, really bad. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 06, 2024 08:14 AM (Mzdiz) 218
Mrs fd wants to do some international traveling in our retirement years. I told her I'm fine with that as long as I didn't have to fly and that the cats and I would look forward to her return
Posted by: fd at January 06, 2024 08:15 AM (vFG9F) Posted by: JT at January 06, 2024 08:15 AM (T4tVD) 220
We can't predict what will happen in even 2 weeks. The only thing we can be sure of is that this year is going to be batshit crazy because the globalists will absolutely not allow Trump to win.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 06, 2024 08:16 AM (lu1XB) 221
There was a structural failure on the lip that door was pushing against. This is bad. For a new airplane, really, really bad. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 06, 2024 08:14 AM (Mzdiz) DEI, giving you Aeroflot levels of passenger safety. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 06, 2024 08:16 AM (MoZTd) 222
Mathematics is the language in which the laws of physics is written. Objective reality is written in math.
Except physicists don't do math correctly: The cross product of two vectors is not a vector. Plus if m is a variable quantity, one can't move it inside a differential operator when it started outside of it. mdv/dt is not the same as d(mv)/dt, as the latter yields: mdv/dt + v dm/dt. They are the same if and only if the vdm/dt term is zero. mdv/dt and dp/dt are two different mathematical models of reality. By the way NASA uses mdv/dt not dp/dt in its rocket guidance software, because dp/dt gives incorrect results. Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe is not my president at January 06, 2024 08:17 AM (CecP5) 223
"There was a structural failure on the lip that door was pushing against. This is bad. For a new airplane, really, really bad.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley " They should have used more Gorilla glue. Posted by: fd at January 06, 2024 08:17 AM (vFG9F) 224
Alaska airlines has grounded all of its 737-9s. Boeing, for its part, said it is "trying to better understand what happened". Sounds like maybe all these planes ought to be ground until we "better understand what happened". You get the feeling that everything is falling apart. This is part of that. Nobody can do anything right any more. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 06, 2024 08:18 AM (Mzdiz) 225
Airplane doors do not open out. They open in. To open it, you have to have zero pressure differential. The door pulls in, then the hinge has to tilt it to allow it to buttonhole out of the opening.
It was an over wing emergency exit. So it might open out. I will have to look it up. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 06, 2024 08:18 AM (lu1XB) 226
The only thing we can be sure of is that this year is going to be batshit crazy because the globalists will absolutely not allow Trump to win. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The Left is screaming at the tops of their lungs that Trump is an existential threat to Our Democracy. If they really believe that - and I think they do - then what measures aren't justified in order to stop him? Every voting irregularity becomes immediately plausible as deliberate. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 06, 2024 08:20 AM (MoZTd) 227
"Sounds like maybe all these planes ought to be ground until we "better understand what happened"."
The 737 is perfectly safe when operated within the design parameters. Parameters which were established by top clowns who in turn are supervised by top monkeys. Posted by: fd at January 06, 2024 08:21 AM (vFG9F) 228
Yep. The emergency exit door pivots up and out on 737.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 06, 2024 08:21 AM (lu1XB) 229
Look at the 'affordability index' on housing. Our kids and grandkids are screwed unless we leave them a ton of money. Which is a big 'if' with Big Health waiting expectantly. They're going to vote for more of the same, if not worse? Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 06, 2024 08:22 AM (3qE2b) 230
>> The cross product of two vectors is not a vector.
It's a pseodovector. It depends on handedness. In full tensor analysis, all this becomes clear. An known. And see the "rocket equation" dp/dt with the dm/dt equation is well known and taken into account. Force is dp/dt. When m is constant, that's mdv/dt. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 06, 2024 08:22 AM (Mzdiz) 231
141 Here's a fun activity:
When the idiots in suits who pretend to be better than us talk, pay special attention to who is attacking their opponent in the past tense, and who is attacking their opponent in the future tense. Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 06, 2024 06:46 AM (9UlRk) Hmm. Posted by: m at January 06, 2024 08:23 AM (hWiTk) 232
If the plane was only at 12,000 ft, there isn't much pressure on the door. Makes me wonder if it wasn't locked all the way, but there should be a cockpit warning light for that.
Or a passenger was playing with the handle. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 06, 2024 08:24 AM (lu1XB) 233
148 I'm just noodling here, but historically, people *want* a dictator in times of general turmoil, violence, poverty, famine, etc etc etc. That's exactly why the actual office of Dictator was invented. "Will somebody please just step in and fix this stupid shit that the retard inbred Senators got all fucked up?"
Running the country into the bottom of the cesspool and then shouting that some other guy wants to be a "Dictator" is basically just campaigning for him. Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 06, 2024 06:58 AM (9UlRk) Huh! This is great stuff. You're on a roll. Posted by: m at January 06, 2024 08:25 AM (hWiTk) 234
g'mornin', 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at January 06, 2024 08:26 AM (kQ2Qm) 235
> You get the feeling that everything is falling apart. This is part of that. Nobody can do anything right any more.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley ____________ When thing (airplanes, buildings, bridges, etc.) are designed and built by the woke, this is what you get. Plus, they're incapable of understanding, using and fixing the current technology used to build those things. Their ideology is so overpowering they can't see, nor admit when their concepts about "how things wok" is totally wrong. Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 06, 2024 08:26 AM (Q4IgG) 236
And see the "rocket equation" dp/dt with the dm/dt equation is well known and taken into account.
Force is dp/dt. When m is constant, that's mdv/dt. *eyes gloss over* This is why I hated calculus. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 06, 2024 08:26 AM (lu1XB) 237
Looking at that photo of the Alaskan plane. Yikes!
Posted by: dantesed at January 06, 2024 08:28 AM (88xKn) 238
Or a passenger was playing with the handle. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 06, 2024 08:24 AM (lu1XB) A pre-flight conversation Flight attendant: "You know you're sitting in an exit row?" Me: "Yes." FA: "You're aware you may be asked to open it?" Me: "Yes." FA: "Do you feel physically capable of doing so?" Me: "Yes." FA: "Do you have any questions?" Me: "Can I practice?" Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 06, 2024 08:28 AM (MoZTd) 239
Let's clarify "open in" vs "open out". In the fully open position, the actual door can be outside the aircraft. But, for all of them, in the closed position, the door is wider than the frame its pushing against. To open it, it must pull in, the tilt a bit to fit through the narrower opening. Now, 12k' vs whatever interior pressure. Add up the total force from even that small pressure difference over the entire door. It's huge. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 06, 2024 08:28 AM (Mzdiz) 240
176 Briefly had visions of owning General Mills last nite. Thought I'd gotten a rock or piece of metal in a Totino's pizza roll. Alas, it was only a molar that sheared off at the gum.
Posted by: olddog in mo at January 06, 2024 07:39 AM (ju2Fy) One of your molars, I am presuming. Because, otherwise .... Posted by: m at January 06, 2024 08:31 AM (hWiTk) 241
Once upon a time we were falling in love
But now we're only falling apart. Posted by: Boeing airplanes at January 06, 2024 08:31 AM (NBVIP) 242
Mornin' y'all. Covfefe & prayer meeting thread is up
Posted by: screaming in digital at January 06, 2024 08:31 AM (PcoR0) 243
I think they said that whatever passenger(s) who was supposed to sit next to that window had a last minute issue. At least 12,000 feet is one helluva lot better then 30,000 feet. That could have been cat ass trophy. Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 06, 2024 08:32 AM (3qE2b) 244
I was told there would be no partial differential equations.
Posted by: Chevy Chase at January 06, 2024 08:33 AM (NBVIP) Posted by: dantesed at January 06, 2024 08:33 AM (88xKn) 246
Look at the 'affordability index' on housing. Our kids and grandkids are screwed unless we leave them a ton of money. Which is a big 'if' with Big Health waiting expectantly.
They're going to vote for more of the same, if not worse? Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 06, 2024 08:22 AM (3qE2b) Lotta folks cannot handle the responsibility of owning property. They think they do until they don't. More coffee... Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 06, 2024 08:34 AM (R/m4+) 247
Tech related:
I just want to say that there aren't many feelings quite as pleasant as changing out the CPU and motherboard in a ratty old tower and having it post at the first power-on. Posted by: Nikky Haley, True Savior of the Democracy at January 06, 2024 08:34 AM (y1p7g) 248
Bluebell, here's a cooking question:
114 For tonight, I'm planning on putting a hambone in the slow cooker, then, once I've gotten all the goodies out of it, dumping in lentils, garlic and onions. Any other suggestions? Carrots, no carrots? Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 06, 2024 06:29 AM (xYckV) Posted by: m at January 06, 2024 08:36 AM (hWiTk) 249
I'm no bluebell, but I can say that carrots in a slow cooker are one of life's joys. When I make a roast they're often as sought after as the meat is.
Posted by: Nikky Haley, True Savior of the Democracy at January 06, 2024 08:37 AM (y1p7g) 250
From what I've seen new (young) voters have little to no interest in Biden. I think they see the future as sucking big time if things don't change, and soon.
But the old folks I have some doubts about. Beneath the surface RFK and Biden are the same monster. Biden is rhetorically 'dead man walking'. Same prediction I made about the Harvard president when the story broke. Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 06, 2024 08:12 AM (3qE2b) The young engineers I work with, they don't talk about politics at all. I think they know that things suck big time, but they put on happy faces. How that translates in the upcoming election, I don't know. Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 06, 2024 08:38 AM (pJWtt) Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 06, 2024 08:38 AM (BpYfr) 252
Carrots, aye.
Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at January 06, 2024 08:39 AM (SfhV1) 253
222 if m is a variable quantity
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe is not my president at January 06, 2024 08:17 AM (CecP5) !!! Not that I know of. Posted by: m at January 06, 2024 08:39 AM (hWiTk) 254
Happier news from Ohio: apparently Gov. DeWine got told he was going to get an veto override jammed up his a$$, so he just signed an executive order banning transgender surgery for juveniles.
Sooner we're rid of that wizened garden gnome the better -- but we've got a couple more years of him. Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 06, 2024 08:41 AM (pJWtt) 255
Carrots, aye.
Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at January 06, 2024 08:39 AM (SfhV1) Seconded. More coffee... Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 06, 2024 08:41 AM (R/m4+) 256
covfefe thread is NOOD if anyone missed my earlier comment because I didn't use the magic word NOOD
Posted by: screaming in digital at January 06, 2024 08:41 AM (PcoR0) 257
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 06, 2024 08:28 AM (Mzdiz)
I was a flight engineer at one time in my life. At 12,000 ft, there is only about a 1 psi differential, if that much. Maybe a couple hundred pounds. The exit is a hatch that pushes out. It never enters the plane. Pull the lever and it swings up. So either a passenger pulled the handle or a lug failed very prematurely. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 06, 2024 08:41 AM (lu1XB) 258
"Time for "kitty patrol..."
ALL KITTIES PRESENT AND ACCOUNTED FOR! Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel " Nothing like finding your pussy first thing in the morning. Posted by: Mrs Slocumbe at January 06, 2024 08:42 AM (vFG9F) 259
241 Once upon a time we were falling in love
But now we're only falling apart. Posted by: Boeing airplanes at January 06, 2024 08:31 AM (NBVIP) LOL Posted by: m at January 06, 2024 08:42 AM (hWiTk) 260
I looked this up. Typical cabin pressure is maintained about at the equivalent of 8000'. That's the minimum pressure allowed, I think. It can be higher. Call that 11 psi absolute. 12,000' ft. pressure, it's about 9.3 psi. That's nearly a 2 psi difference over the area of the door. That's how much force is transmitted to the door lip. That failed on this plane. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 06, 2024 08:42 AM (Mzdiz) 261
According to the Daily Mail, the door was non-functioning and did not even appear to be a door from the inside of the plane.
Posted by: fd at January 06, 2024 08:43 AM (vFG9F) 262
Here is a current calculus problem : Boeing QC x New crop of visually challenged air traffic controllers = ? Posted by: runner at January 06, 2024 08:43 AM (V13WU) 263
fromt the DM:
"Although a door is available for that row in the plane's design Alaska chose not to exercise that option, having the doors deactivated by Boeing before delivery. It therefore appears from the inside of the cabin like a regular window seat, although from the outside the frame of the deactivated door remains visible. The area of fuselage that was ripped out aligns perfectly with that door frame, suggesting a possible structural failure." Posted by: fd at January 06, 2024 08:44 AM (vFG9F) 264
I'm trying to drink coffee and yet all I see is math on this blog.
Posted by: dantesed at January 06, 2024 08:44 AM (88xKn) 265
264 I'm trying to drink coffee and yet all I see is math on this blog.
Posted by: dantesed at January 06, 2024 08:44 AM (88xKn) It is all over the thread. Posted by: m at January 06, 2024 08:45 AM (hWiTk) 266
Sounds like they forgot to lock it before they covered it up.
Posted by: fd at January 06, 2024 08:45 AM (vFG9F) 267
Had to stop the CJN Podcast with Michael Walsh when he said “for the good of the country, Trump should have accepted the election results and said we’ll get them next time”. Is there a more establishment cuck position than that. Despicable.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at January 06, 2024 08:46 AM (hEv4o) 268
> Boeing, for its part, said it is "trying to better understand what happened".
--- what happened was part of the plane came off in midair (nailed it) Posted by: Don Black at January 06, 2024 08:46 AM (geLO8) 269
nood: coveffee thread
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 06, 2024 08:46 AM (pJWtt) 270
This Gemini month is really bringing out the math people. Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 06, 2024 08:47 AM (3qE2b) 271
I disagree with Walsh on that. We need to keep pushing on the vote fraud.
Posted by: fd at January 06, 2024 08:47 AM (vFG9F) 272
270 This Gemini month is really bringing out the math people.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 06, 2024 08:47 AM (3qE2b) Richard Feynman was here! Posted by: m at January 06, 2024 08:49 AM (hWiTk) 273
Re the ham soup, carrots for sure! Maybe some celery too, if you like that. And definitely the garlic and onions as mentioned.
Posted by: bluebell at January 06, 2024 08:50 AM (bMfqA) 274
The Left is screaming at the tops of their lungs that Trump is an existential threat to Our Democracy. If they really believe that - and I think they do - Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 06, 2024 08:20 AM (MoZTd)
They don't think it. They don't think about "democracy" at all. He's an existential threat to THEM. Posted by: Ordinary American at January 06, 2024 09:06 AM (eVBR4) 275
Force is dp/dt. When m is constant, that's mdv/dt. Actually its the other way around. Newton derived f=ma first, and because he considered mass to be a constant he moved it inside the differential operator. f = dp/dt fails if m is a variable quantity. I have actually seen the FORTRAN source code for some of NASA's rocket software, and checked to see which equation it uses. Physics students are cautioned to use f = dp/dt with "sophistication". The sophistication consists of getting the vdm/dt term to zero so that the mdv/dt term yields the correct answers. Oddly no other physics equations require such "sophistication" before one uses them. The physicists who followed Newton chose f = dp/dt over f=ma because it is mathematically more elegant, not because it is the more accurate equation. Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe is not my president at January 06, 2024 09:14 AM (CecP5) 276
I remember Turbo Pascal fondly. It was one of the first language packages with an integrated GUI that made programming, if not easier, at least more interesting. Requiescat in pace, Mr Wirth!
Posted by: Nemo at January 06, 2024 10:37 AM (S6ArX) 277
"I hit the wall in calculus. Reading Feynman’s Lectures on Physics enabled me to see over the wall. I actually understood linguistically what the math was saying. Math is very imaginary yet very real. People have trouble understanding and believing math."
Me too. I loved geometry, and did very well in it; that one could take a handful of theorems and from them build a huge, elaborate construct of pure logic appealed to me very strongly. What was most helpful was that I could visualize what was being talked about. But calculus? I couldn't visualize it; for me, it was the application of a set of rules that had been designed specifically to torment me. Here, computer-based instruction was very helpful, both in breaking down the material into bite-sized chunks, and in its infinite patience in presenting material and correcting my mistakes. In math as in energy, Sarah Palin's rule applies: "Drill, baby, drill!" Posted by: Nemo at January 06, 2024 10:45 AM (S6ArX) 278
>nothing can now be deleted from NPM. Ever
I keep waiting for everyone to wake up and realize that Node and NPM are a ***damn trash fire that need to be indeneted six feet down and covered in dirt, but then I remember that things are _still_ being written in Ruby on Rails. >You get the feeling that everything is falling apart Everything is. Everything is made in China because it's the cheapest option, Chinese factories don't care about QA and it's too expensive for the brandowners to enforce it. The Western designers don't care about quality in the design either. At one time it used to be possible to spend more for better quality; now everything falls apart in three years regardless of the brand or price. Posted by: Daniel Ream at January 06, 2024 02:09 PM (/0tPK) 279
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