Mid-Morning Art Thread

In Powder and Crinoline
Kay Nielsen

Sadly, there is very little art with wolverines as the subject.

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 Winter Storm First!!!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 09, 2024 09:30 AM (w9Wax)

2 Amusing. And nice rack.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 09, 2024 09:31 AM (w9Wax)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2024 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

4 Olive Oyl with big tits.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2024 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

5 She is looking fondly at that cock.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 09, 2024 09:31 AM (w9Wax)

6
No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 09, 2024 09:31 AM (MoZTd)

7 "Sadly, there is very little art with wolverines as the subject."

Brassicarines!

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake on Tea at January 09, 2024 09:32 AM (MvF+J)

8 Looking to monetize the kids.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 09, 2024 09:32 AM (w9Wax)

9
Get that lady a sammich, stat!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 09, 2024 09:32 AM (MoZTd)

10 WOVERINES!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2024 09:32 AM (kfkXh)

11 This looks like 60's LSD hippie art.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2024 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

12 Mon petit chou!!!!

Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2024 09:32 AM (PCK5/)

13 Hmmmm. Weird.

Wonder what that rooster has on his mind...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 09, 2024 09:33 AM (9yWhg)

14 This is delightful. I would give this as a gift to my daughter, what gardens and keeps chickens.

Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at January 09, 2024 09:33 AM (SfhV1)

15 Reminds me of the art in the Andrew Lang fairytale collections.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 09, 2024 09:33 AM (nC+QA)

16 Invasion of the Body Snatchers

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at January 09, 2024 09:33 AM (wu87C)

17 She better do something about that dandelion problem or it'll spread to the neighbor's yard.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2024 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

18 Crinoline and Clover

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 09, 2024 09:34 AM (lwOKI)

19 In upper center, ladderline cable ascends out of the frame up to her radio antenna, enhancing the mystery of the imagery.

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake on Tea at January 09, 2024 09:34 AM (MvF+J)

20 Look out, there may be a baby under one of them cabbages.

Posted by: huerfano at January 09, 2024 09:34 AM (Q4KYm)

21 Crocs. The early days.

Posted by: It wasn't pretty then, either at January 09, 2024 09:34 AM (NBVIP)

22 Skinny chick has nice melons.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 09, 2024 09:34 AM (LVNnd)

23 She sure likes cabbage.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at January 09, 2024 09:34 AM (m0WlR)

24 That chick must eat a lot of sauerkraut.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 09, 2024 09:35 AM (9yWhg)

25
Those cabbages will be requisitioned by the local soviet. The lady will be shot as a hoarder and foreign agent. The rooster will be eaten by the party secretary and his mistress.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 09, 2024 09:35 AM (MoZTd)

26 She should be imprisoned for all that cabbage. Cabbage leads to gas which leads to methane which leads to the destruction of earth.

This art is murder.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2024 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

27 Gives a whole new meaning to stuffed cabbage.

Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at January 09, 2024 09:35 AM (SfhV1)

28 It bothers me that the cabbages are so detailed and the buxom lady's face is not detailed at all.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at January 09, 2024 09:35 AM (I8xQN)

29 Yellow sky means peerain by and by.

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake on Tea at January 09, 2024 09:35 AM (MvF+J)

30 Cabbage, chicken, and big melons.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 09, 2024 09:35 AM (R4t5M)

31 The Met (not on view)

Title: In Powder & Crinoline: Old Fairy Tales

Illustrator: Kay Nielsen (Danish, Copenhagen 1886–1957 Altadena, California)

Author: Retold by Sir Arthur Thomas Quiller-Couch (British, Bodmin, Cornwall 1863–1944 Fowey, Cornwall)

Publisher: Hodder & Stoughton, Ltd. London

Date: [1913]

Medium: Illustrations: photomechanical process

Dimensions: 10 5/8 x 8 1/2 x 1 1/2 in. (27 x 21.6 x 3.8 cm)

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 09, 2024 09:35 AM (lwOKI)

32 A very modernist take on American Gothic . Wouldn't hang

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 09, 2024 09:35 AM (Yem6A)

33 Booobs

Posted by: Montec at January 09, 2024 09:36 AM (YPmEF)

34 She better do something about that dandelion problem or it'll spread to the neighbor's yard.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2024 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

If it's France, and the farm house looks sort of French, dandelions are considered desirable.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 09, 2024 09:36 AM (nC+QA)

35 Alternate title:

"The Real Life 'Day of the Triffids' Was More Insidious Than Anyone Ever Could've Suspected"

Posted by: naturalfake at January 09, 2024 09:36 AM (nFnyb)

36 In The Original Box
IN POWDER AND CRINOLINE
Retold by Sir Arthur Quiller-Couch, illustrated by Kay Nielsen
[1913]

First trade edition, second issue (bound entirely in cloth), an excellent copy, rarely found with the original box.

Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2024 09:36 AM (RHGPo)

37 Lovely illustration since it was used in a book of fairy tales.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 09, 2024 09:36 AM (2NHgQ)

38 She stole that tree from me.

Posted by: Dr. Seuss at January 09, 2024 09:37 AM (NBVIP)

39 You can buy the book

Buy Used
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Posted by: rhennigantx at January 09, 2024 09:37 AM (lwOKI)

40 Alternate title:

"In Which Wolverines Are Represented Either By Cabbages or a Chicken. Your Choice."

Posted by: naturalfake at January 09, 2024 09:37 AM (nFnyb)

41 Big ol chicken, so Art….

Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2024 09:37 AM (PCK5/)

42 Posted by: rhennigantx at January 09, 2024 09:35 AM (lwOKI)

Interesting, I was right about it being a fairytale illustration.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 09, 2024 09:37 AM (nC+QA)

43
If it's France, and the farm house looks sort of French, dandelions are considered desirable.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 09, 2024 09:36 AM (nC+QA)

Dafuq?

Posted by: Neil Sperry at January 09, 2024 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

44 That rooster has been observing your shenanigans, and is very disappointed in you.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 09, 2024 09:38 AM (Wnv9h)

45 This looks like the frontispiece art for a 1920s comedy of manners.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2024 09:38 AM (J2vNu)

46 She could be the original Cabbage Patch "Doll"

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 09, 2024 09:38 AM (FCbAQ)

47 She should be imprisoned for all that cabbage. Cabbage leads to gas which leads to methane which leads to the destruction of earth.

This art is murder.
Posted by: Sponge

LOL. I'm having country pork ribs and fried cabbage with bacon for lunch.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2024 09:38 AM (kfkXh)

48 Olive Oyl with big tits.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2024

***
My first reaction was "What is Ann Coulter doing raising cabbages and chickens?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2024 09:38 AM (J2vNu)

49 She better do something about that dandelion problem or it'll spread to the neighbor's yard.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2024 09:34 AM

A little olive oil, lemon juice and garlic. No problem.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 09, 2024 09:39 AM (Wnv9h)

50 Ask your doctor if Crinoline is right for you. Don't take Crinoline if you're allergic to Crinoline.

Posted by: The law department at January 09, 2024 09:39 AM (NBVIP)

51 That's no chicken... it's a space station!

Posted by: Old Ben Kenobi at January 09, 2024 09:39 AM (m0WlR)

52 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around.
Dang. After yesterday's stunning artwork, this is a cartoon. Sadz.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2024 09:39 AM (W/lyH)

53 No kings?!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 09, 2024 09:39 AM (Angsy)

54 Boobies!

Art.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 09, 2024 09:39 AM (lEs6Y)

55 Aside the chimney, two buckets hang. Back then, they used to tap chimneys for their precious creosote.

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake on Tea at January 09, 2024 09:40 AM (MvF+J)

56 If it's France, and the farm house looks sort of French, dandelions are considered desirable.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette

Dafuq?
Posted by: Neil Sperry

Wine.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2024 09:40 AM (kfkXh)

57 Was expecting something Maize and Blue.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 09, 2024 09:40 AM (NpAcC)

58 Rabbits do not have the ability to expel intestinal gas. Feed them cabbage and they'll eventually explode.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2024 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

59 Cabbage rolls and coffee-Mmm, Mmm, good!

Posted by: Schmenge Brothers at January 09, 2024 09:40 AM (V5BDR)

60 Now look! 20 bucks for that kind of head is outrageous!

Would Not Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 09, 2024 09:40 AM (R/m4+)

61 Certainly not my field of fucks.....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 09, 2024 09:41 AM (Q4IgG)

62 cbd. You could have used this one.
http://tinyurl.com/ytt6vwwr

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 09, 2024 09:41 AM (2NHgQ)

63 Needs a little roof work, her shanty does… call in the Mexicans!!!!

Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2024 09:41 AM (PCK5/)

64 A nicely cared-for cabbage patch.

Slaw and Order

Posted by: Muldoon at January 09, 2024 09:41 AM (991eG)

65 Friend of mine used to make dandelion wine. I didn't care for it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 09, 2024 09:41 AM (R4t5M)

66 Cabbage patch woman.

Posted by: Braenyard, Trump told the Christians I won't let you down at January 09, 2024 09:41 AM (zzBMk)

67 I would understand it a bit better if Popeye and Bluto beat the shit out of each other over THIS skinny thing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2024 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

68 On left side of house, almost ready to solve the Wheel of Fortune puzzle.

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake on Tea at January 09, 2024 09:41 AM (MvF+J)

69 58 Rabbits do not have the ability to expel intestinal gas. Feed them cabbage and they'll eventually explode.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2024 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

So Farting Rabbits are a Myth???

Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2024 09:42 AM (PCK5/)

70 As I spend more time these days reading classic kid's books and fairy tales, the illustrations, especially the older or original ones, become more appealing. This is a good example. Comparatively simple drawing but it includes all the elements that go with the scene: the rooster, the girl's patched clothing and inadequate shoes, the garden for food not decoration, the peasant's hut. Any child seeing it will be able to identify the elements from the story which will add to the meaning of the words. Very effective and enjoyable.

Posted by: JTB at January 09, 2024 09:42 AM (t0S7L)

71 Why are there cabbages planted in the walkway?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 09, 2024 09:42 AM (9yWhg)

72
So Farting Rabbits are a Myth???
Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2024 09:42 AM (PCK5/)

Tis what I was always told.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2024 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)

73 Happy cabbage farmer looking forward to lots of head.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 09, 2024 09:43 AM (lf83v)

74 Do those legs go all the way up?

Posted by: Guy driving by in a pickup truck at January 09, 2024 09:43 AM (NBVIP)

75 Oh, the wolverine is there. He's hiding behind a cabbage, stealing her signs.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 09, 2024 09:43 AM (CwhoI)

76 71 Why are there cabbages planted in the walkway?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 09, 2024 09:42 AM (9yWhg)

It is part of the Parable of the Sower, I think…

Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2024 09:43 AM (PCK5/)

77 Sweet Crinoline...wah wah wah....

Posted by: Neil D at January 09, 2024 09:43 AM (Angsy)

78 Considering how tall she is, her boobs aren't all that large.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 09, 2024 09:43 AM (9yWhg)

79 My sister has a veg garden and raises chickens. She'd really like this.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 09, 2024 09:44 AM (N3zMI)

80 That rooster is a metaphor in her mind.

Posted by: Braenyard, Trump told the Christians I won't let you down at January 09, 2024 09:44 AM (zzBMk)

81 Despite wearing plastic bags on her feet, the investigator has already disturbed the crime scene.

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake on Tea at January 09, 2024 09:44 AM (MvF+J)

82 She used dandelions in her record setting cabbage garden. They would weed out the competition.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2024 09:44 AM (W/lyH)

83 >>>Rabbits do not have the ability to expel intestinal gas. Feed them cabbage and they'll eventually explode.

So, they DO have a way to expel intestinal gas. Eventually.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 09, 2024 09:45 AM (CwhoI)

84 Her outfit appears to be appropriating Japanese culture, her bodice invites the male gaze, and she is keeping an enslaved chicken. NOT APPROVED.

Posted by: Your local art approval committee. at January 09, 2024 09:45 AM (i2uNS)

85 Considering how tall she is, her boobs aren't all that large.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 09, 2024 09:43 AM (9yWhg)

She weighs 102 lbs and 84 of that is boobs.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2024 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

86 That's a shit ton of cole slaw.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 09, 2024 09:45 AM (LVNnd)

87 Very cute. Reminds me of storybook illustration.

Posted by: Tuna at January 09, 2024 09:45 AM (oaGWv)

88 That's no Mannix babe...

Posted by: But that's just me at January 09, 2024 09:45 AM (NBVIP)

89 Wolverine by Audubon

http://tinyurl.com/mtt2anxv

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at January 09, 2024 09:46 AM (qZ6wg)

90
So, they DO have a way to expel intestinal gas. Eventually.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 09, 2024 09:45 AM (CwhoI)

Your point is valid, however involuntary.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2024 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)

91 So Farting Rabbits are a Myth???
Posted by: tubal

No. They're an A cappela group.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2024 09:46 AM (kfkXh)

92 Her name in Korea is Kim She.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 09, 2024 09:46 AM (lf83v)

93 crinoline /krĭn′ə-lĭn/
noun
A coarse stiff fabric, originally of cotton and horsehair, used especially to line and stiffen hats and garments.
A petticoat made of this fabric.
A hoop skirt.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 09, 2024 09:46 AM (lwOKI)

94 The original shoe Birks.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 09, 2024 09:46 AM (0u7I0)

95 It's pronounced Crinyoolinium. Colonial tosspots.

Posted by: Morally Superior Piers Morgan at January 09, 2024 09:47 AM (anVPp)

96 Wolverine by Audubon

Looks like a porcupine to me.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 09, 2024 09:47 AM (9yWhg)

97 Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 09, 2024 09:41 AM (2NHgQ)

Heh...I thought about it, but this was already in the queue, and really, I don't much care about the Wolverines as much as I enjoy yanking the chains of the rabid Husky fans who are now crying into their coffee and whining about cheaters.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2024 09:47 AM (gSZYf)

98 Her name in Korea is Kim She.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 09, 2024 09:46 AM (lf83v)

ISWYDT.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2024 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)

99 INSECTICIDE IS NOT A SIN

At the parish potluck one fine day
There were bugs in the cabbage they say.
"Dear Lord", said the nun
What on earth can be done?"
Said the gardening priest, "Lettuce spray!"

Posted by: Muldoon at January 09, 2024 09:47 AM (991eG)

100 What's that rope like thing on the right of the house? Snake?

Posted by: Montec at January 09, 2024 09:47 AM (bWsRe)

101 Sadly, there is very little art with wolverines as the subject.
Posted by CBD at 09:30 AM Comments

--
Llamas have entered the chat.

Posted by: Carl Wheezer, breathing champion extraordinaire at January 09, 2024 09:47 AM (qfLjt)

102 Rabbits do pass gas or fart because they regularly eat slowly to digest plant-based foods that create gas as they slowly pass through the bunny’s digestive system. That gas must be released in the form of farts for the comfort and health of the bunny.

Rabbits are physically unable to burp, belch, or vomit. They have a number of physical traits that prevent them from pushing gas or food up, instead of it passing all the way through the digestive system. The structure of their stomach is the primary reason that a bunny can’t burp.
A rabbit’s digestive system is a one-way trip.

https://rabbitpros.com/rabbit-farts/

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2024 09:48 AM (kfkXh)

103
Her last bath was in 19 and aught 8.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 09, 2024 09:48 AM (MoZTd)

104
Heh...I thought about it, but this was already in the queue, and really, I don't much care about the Wolverines as much as I enjoy yanking the chains of the rabid Husky fans who are now crying into their coffee and whining about cheaters.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2024 09:47 AM (gSZYf)

There might be a reason we haven't heard from nurse this morning......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2024 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)

105 Llamas have entered the chat.
__________

Fernando and Dali.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 09, 2024 09:48 AM (lf83v)

106 101 Sadly, there is very little art with wolverines as the subject.
Posted by CBD at 09:30 AM Comments

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Llamas have entered the chat.
Posted by: Carl Wheezer, breathing champion extraordinaire at January 09, 2024 09:47 AM (qfLjt)

Armadillos… the forgotten models….

Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2024 09:48 AM (PCK5/)

107 Looks like a porcupine to me.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 09, 2024 09:47 AM (9yWhg)

Artistic License.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at January 09, 2024 09:48 AM (qZ6wg)

108 99
Muldoon, excellent, excellent.

Posted by: Ciampino - not a poet at January 09, 2024 09:49 AM (qfLjt)

109 Horses can't throw up, either.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 09, 2024 09:49 AM (9yWhg)

110 reminds of the classic ZZ Top "Legs" except she ain't using them

Posted by: DanMan at January 09, 2024 09:49 AM (8uzBS)

111 What's that rope like thing on the right of the house? Snake?
Posted by: Montec at January 09, 2024 09:47 AM (bWsRe)

Bean stalk.
She was the one who actually sold the beans to Jack.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2024 09:49 AM (W/lyH)

112 Woman Alarmed By A Chicken.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 09, 2024 09:49 AM (xYckV)

113 cbd. nurse took the W loss well, she was gracious in their defeat. I'm assuming others, not so much.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 09, 2024 09:49 AM (2NHgQ)

114 Long Tall Sally.....(Little Richard)

Posted by: boynsea at January 09, 2024 09:49 AM (z/uSE)

115 Farting Rabbits was the garage band name for...

Posted by: Oh never mind at January 09, 2024 09:49 AM (NBVIP)

116 The wind blew one of the barn doors off my big shop. I did some temporary fixes but we are about to get hit with a big squall line. Crap.

Posted by: fd at January 09, 2024 09:49 AM (vFG9F)

117 Heh...I thought about it, but this was already in the queue, and really, I don't much care about the Wolverines as much as I enjoy yanking the chains of the rabid Husky fans who are now crying into their coffee and whining about cheaters.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2024 09:47 AM (gSZYf)

There might be a reason we haven't heard from nurse this morning......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2024 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)

Prolly loading up a couple of mags. CBD might wanna find a place to hide....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 09, 2024 09:49 AM (Angsy)

118 Artistic License.
___________

I had one once. It was suspended.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 09, 2024 09:49 AM (lf83v)

119 Her fashion sense is atrocious.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 09:49 AM (Acdbr)

120 104
Heh...I thought about it, but this was already in the queue, and really, I don't much care about the Wolverines as much as I enjoy yanking the chains of the rabid Husky fans who are now crying into their coffee and whining about cheaters.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2024 09:47 AM (gSZYf)

There might be a reason we haven't heard from nurse this morning......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2024 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)

“ They had some dreams
But they were clouds in their coffee, clouds in their coffee”…

Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2024 09:49 AM (PCK5/)

121 There might be a reason we haven't heard from nurse this morning......
Posted by: Sponge

Nurse actually congratulated me on the win on last night's ONT.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 09, 2024 09:50 AM (9yWhg)

122 Looks like cover art for a children's book.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 09, 2024 09:50 AM (VwHCD)

123 I hate when the neighbor walks around with her cock out.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 09, 2024 09:50 AM (lf83v)

124 The original shoe Birks.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 09, 2024 09:46 AM (0u7I0)

En stock now!

Posted by: Friendly Neighborhood Shoe Emporium at January 09, 2024 09:51 AM (Angsy)

125 Biden enacted a rule today that essentially bans contract work. Basically the federal version of California's AB5.

But no mean tweets.

Posted by: Montec at January 09, 2024 09:51 AM (bWsRe)

126 >>A rabbit’s digestive system is a one-way trip.

So, no gay rabbits?

Posted by: Roy at January 09, 2024 09:51 AM (z+ik4)

127 Weird, the house has no door. Unless, it's on the other side.

Posted by: dantesed at January 09, 2024 09:52 AM (88xKn)

128 Bustly lady and her cock...

Posted by: Inogame at January 09, 2024 09:52 AM (53oGX)

129 Her garden reminds me of the vegetable garden in Second Hand Lions.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 09, 2024 09:52 AM (991eG)

130 speaking of farting

I had anesthesia (general) on Friday and my gut and I are still not friends.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 09, 2024 09:52 AM (lwOKI)

131 Weird, the house has no door. Unless, it's on the other side.
Posted by: dantesed at January 09, 2024 09:52 AM (88xKn)

It IS where the grass is always greener.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2024 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)

132 Is this a picture of Joni Ernst on the farm? She talked about wearing sandwich bags over her shoes as a kid, just like other hard working normal folk. I always assumed it was for wet weather...?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 09, 2024 09:52 AM (ycI94)

133 Rabbits do not have the ability to expel intestinal gas. Feed them cabbage and they'll eventually explode.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2024

***
Gotta say, that topic never came up in Watership Down

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2024 09:52 AM (J2vNu)

134 127 Weird, the house has no door. Unless, it's on the other side.
Posted by: dantesed at January 09, 2024 09:52 AM (88xKn)

Should have two doors!

Posted by: Christine B Ford at January 09, 2024 09:53 AM (53oGX)

135 I love this! Would hang.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 09, 2024 09:53 AM (iF0sF)

136 I had anesthesia (general) on Friday and my gut and I are still not friends.
________

Me too!

Posted by: Lloyd Austin, Department of Defense at January 09, 2024 09:53 AM (lf83v)

137 I wouldn't have expected this from the artist who helped design the Devil from the "Night on Bald Mountain" segment of Disney's Fantasia.

And the lady gardener's boobies look odd to me. That's all.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 09, 2024 09:53 AM (BHrzb)

138 So I guess rabbits and broccoli are no bueno???

Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2024 09:54 AM (PCK5/)

139 In Powder and Crinoline
Kay Nielsen

*********

Some women will find this painting very empowdering.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 09, 2024 09:54 AM (991eG)

140 Look at all the chicken shit.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 09, 2024 09:54 AM (pohLc)

141 Weird, the house has no door. Unless, it's on the other side.
Posted by: dantesed at January 09, 2024 09:52 AM (88xKn)

Maybe she likes a back door?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 09, 2024 09:54 AM (Angsy)

142 Gotta say, that topic never came up in Watership Down

Maybe there was a Monty Python version and instead of Mr. Creosote, General Woundwort was fed cabbage.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 09:54 AM (Acdbr)

143 Wind is howling maybe 40 mph

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 09, 2024 09:54 AM (lwOKI)

144 member of Congress investigating the Jan. 6, 2021, protest at the U.S. Capitol estimates the FBI had 200 undercover assets both inside and outside the building. “We believe that there were easily 200 FBI undercover assets operating in the crowd, outside the Capitol, embedded into groups that entered the Capitol or provoked entry of the Capitol,” Rep. Clay Higgins, R-La., said.

Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2024 09:55 AM (RHGPo)

145 She came out to get dandelions for dandelion wine, but found they've all gone to seed.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 09, 2024 09:55 AM (xYckV)

146 Did you see the size of her cabbages? Wow.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2024 09:55 AM (ynpvh)

147 The structure of their stomach is the primary reason that a bunny can’t burp.
A rabbit’s digestive system is a one-way trip.

https://rabbitpros.com/rabbit-farts/
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2024 09:48 AM (kfkXh)

So, someone lied to me in the days of my youth.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2024 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)

148 Armadillos… the forgotten models….
Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2024

***
During Xmas break, we spotted no less than three of the little buggers on a walk in a local natural preserve Miss Linda had read about. Their bodies and tails are not unattractive, and the claws would inspire respect. But those narrow little heads and tall ears are not attractive to cat lovers, for instance.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2024 09:55 AM (J2vNu)

149 Rep. James Clyburn, an early Biden supporter who propelled him to victory in South Carolina, now says he is ‘very concerned’ with the president’s standing with the black community.

Clyburn was asked on CNN about President Joe Biden’s African American approval ahead of a Biden trip to Clyburn’s home state on Monday.

‘I’m not worried — I’m very concerned,’ the South Carolina Democrat said.

Biden is set to deliver remarks at the historic Mother Emanuel AME Church in Charleston, the site of the 2015 shooting that left nine African Americans killed by a white supremacist.

Clyburn revealed he has sat down with the president to voice his concerns. He added that he has ‘no problem with the Biden administration and what it has done,’ but worries that the White House is not selling its successes to voters.

Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2024 09:55 AM (RHGPo)

150 She's holding her skirt up for the cock.

Posted by: Braenyard, Trump told the Christians I won't let you down at January 09, 2024 09:56 AM (zzBMk)

151 I like the bread bags tied to her feet.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 09, 2024 09:56 AM (CwhoI)

152 Wind is howling maybe 40 mph
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 09, 2024 09:54 AM (lwOKI)

Jimmy told me the Wind Cries Mary?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2024 09:56 AM (pVWRI)

153 Weird, the house has no door. Unless, it's on the other side.
Posted by: dantesed at January 09, 2024 09:52 AM (88xKn)

Maybe she likes a back door?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 09, 2024 09:54 AM (Angsy)

It's traumatizing unless a house has 4 doors.

Posted by: Christine Ballsy Ford at January 09, 2024 09:56 AM (Zz0t1)

154 Yeah about that.

It was a good win for Michigan. Washington, however, did not play up to the hype at all. I wish we had given the wolverines a much better game.

That was not the same team
That went 14-0 and beat the Oregon ducks twice.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 09, 2024 09:56 AM (gYkRR)

155 Yellow Submarine-esque

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 09, 2024 09:56 AM (Dm8we)

156 I don't watch the Golden Globes, but I heard that Jim Gaffigan called the crowd pedophiles and said they're just pretty people with no talent. Good for him. I like Gaffigan well enough, I suppose, but I didn't think he had it in him to go for the jugular.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 09, 2024 09:56 AM (0FoWg)

157 Alternate title:

"Myrtle Considered Carefully. While a Cabbage Made the Perfect Replacement for Claudine Gay as President of Harvard, the Chicken Did Have a Certain DEI Panache"

Posted by: naturalfake at January 09, 2024 09:57 AM (nFnyb)

158 Jimmy told me the Wind Cries Mary?
__________

Jimi also said "Two riders were approaching, and the wind began to howl."

Hey!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 09, 2024 09:57 AM (lf83v)

159 It's traumatizing unless a house has 4 doors.
Posted by: Christine Ballsy Ford

Could
You live there forever?

Posted by: The Moody Blues at January 09, 2024 09:57 AM (gYkRR)

160 I don't watch the Golden Globes, but I heard that Jim Gaffigan called the crowd pedophiles and said they're just pretty people with no talent. Good for him. I like Gaffigan well enough, I suppose, but I didn't think he had it in him to go for the jugular.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 09, 2024 09:56 AM (0FoWg)

He said he was blessed and didn't think he'd ever be in such a position because he wasn't a pedophile.

I've never really found him funny and he's really f*cking annoying in the WalMart commercials, but good for him.

Posted by: Christine Ballsy Ford at January 09, 2024 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)

161 STRIKE ONE!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2024 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)

162 "There might be a reason we haven't heard from nurse this morning......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2024 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)"

She was very nice and gracious about the Huskie's defeat last night. I think dreams of pulling her chain are wasted.

Posted by: Tuna at January 09, 2024 09:58 AM (oaGWv)

163 149 Rep. James Clyburn,..., now says he is ‘very concerned’ with the president’s standing with the black community.
---------------------

Comrade Biden is expendable. The committee has spoken, how they dispense of him is the only matter.

Posted by: Braenyard, Trump told the Christians I won't let you down at January 09, 2024 09:58 AM (zzBMk)

164 Owning a number of books and magazines from this era, I can safely say that hollyhocks were de rigueur in any illustration involving flower gardens.
Must have been fun to draw, or something.

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at January 09, 2024 09:58 AM (fDjFn)

165 Jimmy told me the Wind Cries Mary?
__________

Jimi also said "Two riders were approaching, and the wind began to howl."

Hey!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 09, 2024 09:57 AM (lf83v)

It does that along the Watch Tower

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2024 09:59 AM (pVWRI)

166 Muldoon, excellent, excellent.
Posted by: Ciampino

*******

Thanks!

Posted by: Muldoon at January 09, 2024 09:59 AM (991eG)

167 It was a good win for Michigan. Washington, however, did not play up to the hype at all. I wish we had given the wolverines a much better game.

That was not the same team
That went 14-0 and beat the Oregon ducks twice.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 09, 2024 09:56 AM (gYkRR)

#7 and the QB are men among men, tho. They were really hurting by the end of the game and still gave all they had.

I'd not seen Penix throw that poorly all season.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2024 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)

168 It does that along the Watch Tower
________

Wait, what?

Posted by: A Jehovah's Witness at January 09, 2024 10:00 AM (lf83v)

169 Rabbits do not have the ability to expel intestinal gas. Feed them cabbage and they'll eventually explode.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2024

***
Gotta say, that topic never came up in Watership Down
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2024 09:52 AM (J2vNu)

Well...Farter was killed early on when there rabbits warren was plowed up and he exploded. So, he never really was part of the story.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 09, 2024 10:00 AM (nFnyb)

170 She was very nice and gracious about the Huskie's defeat last night. I think dreams of pulling her chain are wasted.
Posted by: Tuna

Yes, she was. And see her comment at 154.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 09, 2024 10:00 AM (9yWhg)

171 11 This looks like 60's LSD hippie art.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2024 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)
----
No. Then either the house or the dame would be upside down.
Alternatively the house would be defenestrated (yeah, try that on TV - posted by radio comic).

Posted by: Ciampino - She's a cabbage patch doll? at January 09, 2024 10:01 AM (qfLjt)

172 Hendrix… favorite song is “ Fire”… Mitch Mitchell’s drum work is amazing…

Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2024 10:01 AM (PCK5/)

173 Well...Farter was killed early on when there rabbits warren was plowed up and he exploded. So, he never really was part of the story.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 09, 2024 10:00 AM (nFnyb)
----------
Don't do that when I've taken a mouthful of tea.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 09, 2024 10:01 AM (xYckV)

174 Feed them cabbage and they'll eventually explode.
__________

Achmed! Get rabbits and cabbage!

Posted by: Hamas at January 09, 2024 10:01 AM (lf83v)

175 Her feet and bewbs are the same size and shape. This is somewhat disconcerting.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 09, 2024 10:02 AM (4I/2K)

176 Walking from the truck across the parking lot to the store the wind gusts were so hard they almost blew me over.

Posted by: Braenyard, Trump told the Christians I won't let you down at January 09, 2024 10:02 AM (zzBMk)

177 Her feet and bewbs are the same size and shape. This is somewhat disconcerting.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 09, 2024 10:02 AM (4I/2K)

Well, you know what they say, big feet....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 09, 2024 10:03 AM (Angsy)

178 Ham hocks >> hollyhocks.

Posted by: Paula Deen at January 09, 2024 10:03 AM (NBVIP)

179 One thing I like to see is that more and more comedians openly attack legacy media, both in jokes and in earnest.

You would never see that when I was a kid. Those people were holding the brass ring all those comics wanted to grab. Network show and movie deals, writing gigs, etc. were the big prize. Their influence is waning. Actors and screenwriters are still totally beholden to them, but comics seem to be wandering off the plantation. I hope musicians are next.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 09, 2024 10:03 AM (0FoWg)

180 Ray Epps will be sentenced today via a secretive Zoom call that is not open to the public or journalists.

The D.C. Kangaroo Court suddenly changed Ray Epps’ in-person public sentencing hearing to a private/remote Zoom hearing yesterday evening.

Epps was scheduled to appear in person today at 10 AM at the E. Barrett Prettyman United States Courthouse in Washington D.C today for his sentencing. According to the Court Docket, on 1/8/24 the hearing was modified to a “hybrid hearing” (government in person/defense via Zoom.)

Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2024 10:03 AM (RHGPo)

181 Nice cock - do you want to let it run around my garden?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's plckup lines at January 09, 2024 10:04 AM (ibTVg)

182 So who had the Trump judge getting the SWAT treatment on their bingo card?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 10:04 AM (Acdbr)

183 Nice painting- reminds me of a childrens book drawing.

Husky game ...Ugh We were completely outplayed by Michigan

Posted by: LASue at January 09, 2024 10:04 AM (Zqp9X)

184 Dammit this sucks. I hope that other door doesn't blow in.

Posted by: fd at January 09, 2024 10:05 AM (vFG9F)

185 That Korean golfer, Wu?, her feet are like size 14.

Posted by: Braenyard, Trump told the Christians I won't let you down at January 09, 2024 10:05 AM (zzBMk)

186 In Powder and Crinoline
Kay Nielsen

Nice Cabbages!
Leslie Nielsen

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at January 09, 2024 10:05 AM (wu87C)

187 Epps was scheduled to appear in person today at 10 AM at the E. Barrett Prettyman United States Courthouse in Washington D.C today for his sentencing. According to the Court Docket, on 1/8/24 the hearing was modified to a “hybrid hearing” (government in person/defense via Zoom.)
Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2024 10:03 AM (RHGPo)

Twenty years in prison!!!!

Ok, go out the back door. We'll claim you escaped and we're totally baffled.

Posted by: Court at January 09, 2024 10:05 AM (Angsy)

188 Perhaps the Huskies should stick to rowing.

Posted by: It's a good movie at January 09, 2024 10:06 AM (NBVIP)

189 I'll see your E. Barrett Prettyman and raise you a Galusha Pennypacker.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 09, 2024 10:06 AM (xYckV)

190 180 Ray Epps will be sentenced today via a secretive Zoom call that is not open to the public or journalists.

The D.C. Kangaroo Court suddenly changed Ray Epps’ in-person public sentencing hearing to a private/remote Zoom hearing yesterday evening.

Epps was scheduled to appear in person today at 10 AM at the E. Barrett Prettyman United States Courthouse in Washington D.C today for his sentencing. According to the Court Docket, on 1/8/24 the hearing was modified to a “hybrid hearing” (government in person/defense via Zoom.)

Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2024 10:03 AM (RHGPo)

Sentence changed to parole for good behavoir (for the FIB)?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2024 10:06 AM (ynpvh)

191 Ray Epps the Fugitive coming soon to Netflix.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 10:06 AM (Acdbr)

192 Michigan proved they were #1.

I think Texas would've given them a better game, but we'll never know.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 09, 2024 10:06 AM (nFnyb)

193 Security experts at CloudSEK have reportedly identified a new form of malware that exploits third-party cookies, allowing unauthorized access to Google accounts without the need for passwords.

The Independent reports the alarming security breach, first announced on a Telegram channel by a hacker in October 2023, exploits vulnerabilities in third-party cookies. Specifically, it targets Google authentication cookies, which are normally used to streamline user access without repeated logins.

Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2024 10:06 AM (RHGPo)

194 Nice cabbages.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 09, 2024 10:07 AM (aD39U)

195 Ray Epps, the next door neighbor.

Posted by: Braenyard, Trump told the Christians I won't let you down at January 09, 2024 10:07 AM (zzBMk)

196 I'd not seen Penix throw that poorly all season.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2024 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)

Yeah, plus Michigan offensive line got away some holding. But, just about every team does it. If you can get away with it, then it's not holding.

Posted by: dantesed at January 09, 2024 10:07 AM (88xKn)

197 182 So who had the Trump judge getting the SWAT treatment on their bingo card?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 10:04 AM (Acdbr)

I read your hash as "Achbr", Achbar. LOL.

I have some thoughts, but for my sake and that of the blog they shall remain untyped.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2024 10:07 AM (ynpvh)

198 *I hope that other door doesn't blow in.*

It all depends on your altitude.

Posted by: Boeing engineers at January 09, 2024 10:07 AM (NBVIP)

199 Ray Epps the Fugitive coming soon to Netflix.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024

***
"And in the darkness Fate moves its huge hand. . . ."

Posted by: William Conrad, Narrating at January 09, 2024 10:07 AM (J2vNu)

200 The Walmart Wolverines are going to be even more insufferable than usual.

Posted by: weew at January 09, 2024 10:08 AM (EaEMG)

201 Specifically, it targets Google authentication cookies, which are normally used to streamline user access without repeated logins.

That may hit Paypal also. Their "We recognize you on this machine" message

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 10:08 AM (Acdbr)

202 193 Security experts at CloudSEK have reportedly identified a new form of malware that exploits third-party cookies, allowing unauthorized access to Google accounts without the need for passwords.
-----------------

That Google always seems to turnup where it's not wanted.

Posted by: Braenyard, Trump told the Christians I won't let you down at January 09, 2024 10:08 AM (zzBMk)

203 "Perhaps the Huskies should stick to rowing."

Excellent movie.

Posted by: Tuna at January 09, 2024 10:08 AM (oaGWv)

204 193 Security experts at CloudSEK have reportedly identified a new form of malware that exploits third-party cookies, allowing unauthorized access to Google accounts without the need for passwords.

The Independent reports the alarming security breach, first announced on a Telegram channel by a hacker in October 2023, exploits vulnerabilities in third-party cookies. Specifically, it targets Google authentication cookies, which are normally used to streamline user access without repeated logins.

Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2024 10:06 AM (RHGPo)

I have no Google accounts, but Google probably has accounts on me.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2024 10:09 AM (ynpvh)

205 Establishment Panic: German Vice Chancellor Blames Putin for Farmer Protests, Media Brands Protests as ‘Far-Right’

Rather than treat the concerns of the farmers with dignity, the political establishment has chosen instead to attempt to tarnish the rural revolt as being a creation of nefarious forces. German Economy Minister Robert Habeck, who was personally protested against by farmers last week, claimed that Russia was seeking to instigate the protests.

Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2024 10:09 AM (RHGPo)

206 Dogs CAN look up.

Posted by: Shaun of the Dead at January 09, 2024 10:09 AM (4I/2K)

207 If you can get away with it, then it's not holding.
__________

Right?

I love holding.

Posted by: Pete Buttegeig at January 09, 2024 10:10 AM (lf83v)

208 I see the NYT is claiming Taylor Swift is gay. I suspect this is pressure to make her claim to be bi or something so that they can groom a larger selection of kids.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2024 10:10 AM (ibTVg)

209 How do you go through life with the last name of "Penix?"

Posted by: You could ask The Paolo at January 09, 2024 10:10 AM (NBVIP)

210 Achmed?

Nope, not an undead terrorist.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 10:10 AM (Acdbr)

211 205 Establishment Panic: German Vice Chancellor Blames Putin for Farmer Protests, Media Brands Protests as ‘Far-Right’

Rather than treat the concerns of the farmers with dignity, the political establishment has chosen instead to attempt to tarnish the rural revolt as being a creation of nefarious forces. German Economy Minister Robert Habeck, who was personally protested against by farmers last week, claimed that Russia was seeking to instigate the protests.

Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2024 10:09 AM (RHGPo)

Russia is far-right? Like Nazis supposedly are? I'm very confused.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2024 10:10 AM (ynpvh)

212 cbd. nurse took the W loss well, she was gracious in their defeat. I'm assuming others, not so much.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 09, 2024 09:49 AM (2NHgQ)

Good for her!

Now if we can only wean her off her 9mm habit she'll be on the road to be a real Moron!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2024 10:10 AM (gSZYf)

213 How do you go through life with the last name of "Penix?"[/o]

Do you....find this name funny?

Posted by: Biggus Dickus at January 09, 2024 10:10 AM (ibTVg)

214 No google accounts, no apps.

Posted by: Braenyard, Trump told the Christians I won't let you down at January 09, 2024 10:11 AM (zzBMk)

215 209 How do you go through life with the last name of "Penix?"

Posted by: You could ask The Paolo at January 09, 2024 10:10 AM (NBVIP)

It's the Latinx of Penises.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2024 10:11 AM (ynpvh)

216 Cardinal Who Wrote Gay Blessings Proclamation Busted for Book on Theology of Orgasms

Chapter Dedicated to Teen’s Erotic Visions of Jesus

Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2024 10:11 AM (RHGPo)

217 How do you go through life with the last name of "Penix?"

Michael Hunt has entered Chat

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 10:11 AM (Acdbr)

218 How do you go through life with the last name of "Penix?"
________

He's going to do commercials for Dick's.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 09, 2024 10:11 AM (lf83v)

219 Where does the powder come into this painting?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 09, 2024 10:11 AM (9yWhg)

220 In Powder and Crinoline
Kay Nielsen

Nice Cabbages!
Leslie Nielsen
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at January 09, 2024 10:05 AM (wu87C)

Thank you, I just had them stuffed.

Posted by: Kay Nielson at January 09, 2024 10:11 AM (4I/2K)

221 We're finally getting that promised snow.

Very familiar with Kay Nielsen. One of my favorite art books growing up was "Fantasy: The Golden Age if Fantastic Illustration" by Brigid Peppin, showcasing the art of Arthur Rackham, W. Heath Robinson, Harry Clarke, Aubrey Beardsley, Nielsen, and others.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 09, 2024 10:11 AM (+RQPJ)

222 210 Achmed?

Nope, not an undead terrorist.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 10:10 AM (Acdbr)

No, like Admiral Achbar. You know, the guy who sends links you don't want to open.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2024 10:12 AM (ynpvh)

223 Anyone for Penix?

Posted by: Homer Simpson at January 09, 2024 10:12 AM (NBVIP)

224

Posted by: Biggus Dickus at January 09, 2024 10:12 AM (ibTVg)

225 That was not the same team
That went 14-0 and beat the Oregon ducks twice.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 09, 2024 09:56 AM (gYkRR)

Penix had five bad throws.
His receivers had five horrible drops.
The running game disappeared.
Penix was clearly injured in the last quarter.
The Dawgs became one dimensional.
And the worst part, Penix may have thrown himself out
of the first round of the draft. A shame too as he is damn good. But he also has made a couple million bucks in NIL money this last year so I don't feel to bad for him.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2024 10:12 AM (W/lyH)

226 Penix - the Publix of San Francisco.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 10:13 AM (Acdbr)

227 217 How do you go through life with the last name of "Penix?"
-----------------

There was an Astro named Penus Cabel.

Posted by: Braenyard, Trump told the Christians I won't let you down at January 09, 2024 10:13 AM (zzBMk)

228 Penix envy.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 09, 2024 10:13 AM (lf83v)

229 Is NIL money like FU money?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 09, 2024 10:13 AM (xYckV)

230 Morning.

I'm not sure what to make of this.

Cute woman with ample breastesses, a chicken and a whole lot of cabbage. It's weird as hell but the more I look at it the more I like it.

It might very well belong as the folding back cover in a MAD magazine but I would definitely hang.

Posted by: Robert at January 09, 2024 10:13 AM (W7glc)

231 Can I see a picture of this Penix?

Posted by: Pete Bootyjizz at January 09, 2024 10:13 AM (ibTVg)

232 Dogs CAN look up.
Posted by: Shaun of the Dead at January 09, 2024 10:09 AM (4I/2K)

Dogs can look up, but I think they prefer not to.

One of the kiddos' dogs is very concerned and worried about ceiling fans. Especially, if they're moving.

Very.

Concerned!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 09, 2024 10:14 AM (nFnyb)

233 228 Penix envy.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 09, 2024 10:13 AM (lf83v)

Patricia Enis' email account was very troubling...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2024 10:14 AM (ynpvh)

234 I guess I should check to see if I won the lottery last night. Nyah.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 10:14 AM (Acdbr)

235 The Penix mightier than the sword?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 09, 2024 10:14 AM (N3zMI)

236 name field test

Posted by: Nikki Haley respects why Michigan understood the importance of what they had to do to win at January 09, 2024 10:14 AM (+RC1q)

237 According to the lawsuit filed on January 5th-

“Ray Epps acted under the color of law as a federal agent to deprive me of my constitutional rights...As a direct result of the actions of Ray Epps, Michael Gordon, and the other unknown conspirators, I was deprived of my right to exercise my free speech. They created the chaos that drowned out my voice and the voice of countless others. They started the chaos with the intent of demonizing any American who dared to challenge the results of the 2020 elections, and label us as “insurrectionists”. The conspirators were effective beyond anything they could have hoped for. l and other J6ers lost employment, lost relationships, lost freedom, lost our life’s savings, lost our homes, and most importantly, lost our chance to have a fair discussion about the irregularities in the 2020 elections.”

Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2024 10:15 AM (RHGPo)

238 Dogs CAN look up.
Posted by: Shaun of the Dead

Especially when they shove their snout in your crotch.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2024 10:15 AM (kfkXh)

239 235 The Penix mightier than the sword?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 09, 2024 10:14 AM (N3zMI)

https://penisland.net/

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2024 10:15 AM (ynpvh)

240 Cardinal Who Wrote Gay Blessings Proclamation Busted for Book on Theology of Orgasms

Chapter Dedicated to Teen’s Erotic Visions of Jesus
Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2024 10:11 AM (RHGPo)

That is just about the least surprising thing ever.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 09, 2024 10:15 AM (nC+QA)

241 Dogs CAN look up.
Posted by: Shaun of the Dead at January 09, 2024 10:09 AM

Especially if you're sitting at the table with bacon on your plate.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 09, 2024 10:15 AM (Wnv9h)

242 Cardinal Who Wrote Gay Blessings Proclamation Busted for Book on Theology of Orgasms

Chapter Dedicated to Teen’s Erotic Visions of Jesus
Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2024 10:11 AM (RHGPo)

This multiple times back at Faber College, I enjoyed the major league charms of Marlene Desmond while she enjoyed a deeply religious experience, screaming, "Oh God, Oh God, OH GOD!"

Posted by: Otter, Delta House Rush Chairman at January 09, 2024 10:16 AM (4I/2K)

243 Michigan built their team over the course of the last few years in similar fashion to Joey Choo Choo receiving 81mil ballots.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 09, 2024 10:16 AM (8AONa)

244 I bet that Cardinal has a tranny midget on his staff...

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 10:16 AM (Acdbr)

245 It's pronounced "PEHN - ish."

Posted by: Hyacinth Bucket, if she had married someone name "Penix" at January 09, 2024 10:16 AM (xYckV)

246 Chapter Dedicated to Teen’s Erotic Visions of Jesus
_________

The Second Coming.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 09, 2024 10:16 AM (lf83v)

247 Wolverine by Audubon

http://tinyurl.com/mtt2anxv
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know
====
What's with all the alternate names with "deer" in them.
Deer don't have sharp teeth and claws.

Posted by: From about that Time at January 09, 2024 10:16 AM (4780s)

248 Goddamn, the way the woman and the chicken are just looking at each other. Considering each other. One contemplating the other.

And she's got this sort of mystified look on her face. The chicken is just like, "Buckaawww?"

It's freakin' hilarious.

Posted by: Robert at January 09, 2024 10:16 AM (W7glc)

249 Now if we can only wean her off her 9mm habit she'll be on the road to be a real Moron!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2024 10:10 AM (gSZYf)

KOMO news Seattle is reporting a crazed woman on the morning ferry is standing at the bow and shooting at sea lions, screaming "Take that CBD! And that! And that!"

Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2024 10:17 AM (W/lyH)

250 CBD,

Please come up with something a little more creative that this "she can only shoot 9mm because she's lame" argument.

Have you out shot me yet?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 09, 2024 10:17 AM (hUZEZ)

251 245 It's pronounced "PEHN - ish."

Posted by: Hyacinth Bucket, if she had married someone name "Penix" at January 09, 2024 10:16 AM (xYckV)

Shaped like a pen?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2024 10:17 AM (ynpvh)

252 U.S. District Attorney Announces He Will Target People on the Lawn on Jan. 6

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Geez! Just another 1500 miles and they'll becoming after me!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 09, 2024 10:17 AM (FVME7)

253 Fantasy Island >> Penisland.

Posted by: The 1970s at January 09, 2024 10:17 AM (NBVIP)

254 248 Goddamn, the way the woman and the chicken are just looking at each other. Considering each other. One contemplating the other.

And she's got this sort of mystified look on her face. The chicken is just like, "Buckaawww?"

It's freakin' hilarious.

Posted by: Robert at January 09, 2024 10:16 AM (W7glc)

So who'll win the staring contest?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2024 10:18 AM (ynpvh)

255 Anyone for Penix?
Posted by: Homer Simpson at January 09, 2024 10:12 AM

I'm in!

Oh...wait...you sai Penix

Nevermind...

Posted by: Pete Bootyjudge at January 09, 2024 10:18 AM (Wnv9h)

256 226 Penix - the Publix of San Francisco.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 10:13 AM (Acdbr)
----
Penix - the Publix of San Francis-cox.

Posted by: Ciampino - She's so rude at January 09, 2024 10:18 AM (qfLjt)

257 Fantasy Island > Penixland > Epstein Island

Is that correct?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 10:18 AM (Acdbr)

258 CBD,

Please come up with something a little more creative that this "she can only shoot 9mm because she's lame" argument.

Have you out shot me yet?
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 09, 2024 10:17 AM

And that, kids, was the sound of a gauntlet hitting the ground.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 09, 2024 10:19 AM (Wnv9h)

259 This multiple times back at Faber College, I enjoyed the major league charms of Marlene Desmond while she enjoyed a deeply religious experience, screaming, "Oh God, Oh God, OH GOD!"
Posted by: Otter, Delta House Rush Chairman

But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals.
For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system?
And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general?
I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society?
Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth
the United States of America. Gentlemen!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2024 10:19 AM (kfkXh)

260 253 Fantasy Island >> Penisland.

Posted by: The 1970s at January 09, 2024 10:17 AM (NBVIP)

It's PenIsland! Pen Island!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2024 10:19 AM (ynpvh)

261 *******, the way the woman and the chicken are just looking at each other. Considering each other. One contemplating the other.

And she's got this sort of mystified look on her face. The chicken is just like, "Buckaawww?"

It's freakin' hilarious.
Posted by: Robert at January 09, 2024 10:16 AM (W7glc)

You sir, are a poor Christian! I would not buy your books. One star. ONE STAR!!!

Posted by: Goodreads Reviewer at January 09, 2024 10:19 AM (Angsy)

262 She's got Barney Rubble eyes.

Posted by: spindrift at January 09, 2024 10:20 AM (AA8bA)

263 Robert

So that's Chicken Boo?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 10:20 AM (Acdbr)

264 258 CBD,

Please come up with something a little more creative that this "she can only shoot 9mm because she's lame" argument.

Have you out shot me yet?
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 09, 2024 10:17 AM

And that, kids, was the sound of a gauntlet hitting the ground.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 09, 2024 10:19 AM (Wnv9h)

Nevertheless a valid point, I believe.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2024 10:20 AM (ynpvh)

265 "That's 'the Pen Is Mightier', Mr. Connery."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 09, 2024 10:20 AM (Wnv9h)

266 Now if we can only wean her off her 9mm habit she'll be on the road to be a real Moron!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2024 10:10 AM (gSZYf)

KOMO news Seattle is reporting a crazed woman on the morning ferry is standing at the bow and shooting at sea lions, screaming "Take that CBD! And that! And that!"
Posted by: Diogenes

"Die you f'n woodpecker! Die!"

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2024 10:20 AM (kfkXh)

267 It's pronounced "PEHN - ish."
Posted by: Hyacinth Bucket, if she had married someone name "Penix" at January 09, 2024 10:16 AM (xYckV)

And those asshole announcers kept saying Warshington.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2024 10:21 AM (W/lyH)

268 In a landmark civil suit against the Capitol Police, over 100 J6 defendants are suing the District of Columbia, Capitol Hill Police, and Metropolitan Police Department officers for illegally brutalizing demonstrators during the Capitol riot in a complaint that obliterates the government for waging a terror attack against the American people for protesting election theft.

Approximately 20 defendants were listed as plaintiffs Monday morning

Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2024 10:21 AM (RHGPo)

269 Barney Rubble eyes?

No, just means she is possessed

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 10:21 AM (Acdbr)

270 Fantasy Island >> Penisland.
Posted by: The 1970s at January 09, 2024 10:17 AM (NBVIP)

Well now, I wouldn't say that.

Posted by: Shep at January 09, 2024 10:21 AM (Angsy)

271 I considered naming it Penisland. But before I could make up my mind I didn't hang myself.

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at January 09, 2024 10:22 AM (NBVIP)

272 265 "That's 'the Pen Is Mightier', Mr. Connery."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 09, 2024 10:20 AM (Wnv9h)

My Mom was writing a card for one of her grandchildren and was having trouble with her pen. She wrote, "Pen is bad", but the word "pen" and "is" were a wee bit too close...
"Penis bad" was the result...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2024 10:22 AM (ynpvh)

273 So that's Chicken Boo?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 10:20 AM (Acdbr)

Dude.

Duuuuuuuuude!

Now that I see it I can't unsee it.

Posted by: Robert at January 09, 2024 10:22 AM (W7glc)

274 112 Woman Alarmed By A Chicken.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 09, 2024 09:49 AM (xYckV)

It is NOT fun being chased by a cockeral on the attack. Those spurs HURT.
In fact, one such culprit on our farm got sent to Freezer Camp.
I think I shall make some chicken soup this week...

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 09, 2024 10:22 AM (Rbu5d)

275 Asymmetrical Boobs opened for Pussy Riot at the Lubyanka in 2020.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 10:23 AM (Acdbr)

276 Toronto Cops Defend Giving Coffee to Pro-Hamas Protesters

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Tomato cops? Geez! They're criminalizing everything!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 09, 2024 10:23 AM (FVME7)

277 Nevertheless a valid point, I believe.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2024 10:20 AM (ynpvh)

True.
I've seen her shoot.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2024 10:23 AM (W/lyH)

278 All of Mrs Rex’s sibs are Huskies. She’s a Coug. The rivalry pisses her off but I think she’s actually happy today.

Friend of step-son is in one of the UW frats. They put down a small sum before the season that they’d make nat’l champions. It would have payed out $30k if they won. All of which was going to finance a big party. Oh well.

Posted by: Rex B at January 09, 2024 10:23 AM (5h/8D)

279 U.S. District Attorney Announces He Will Target People on the Lawn on Jan. 6

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Geez! Just another 1500 miles and they'll becoming after me!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 09, 2024 10:17 AM (FVME7)

-------------

If they don't cancel the election this year, I fully expect them to hunt down, arrest, and imprison sans kangaroo court show trials everybody who voted for Trump.

For the children and to "protect our precious" ... but mostly to "protect our precious."

Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 09, 2024 10:23 AM (4OKKt)

280 Wolverine by Audubon

http://tinyurl.com/mtt2anxv
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know

***
The fur texture is great, but the muzzle seems a bit short for a wolverine.

Posted by: William Conrad, Narrating at January 09, 2024 10:23 AM (J2vNu)

281 And those asshole announcers kept saying Warshington.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2024 10:21 AM (W/lyH)
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My Dad had the habit of saying "warsh," even though he spent almost the entirety of fhis life in California. I can only surmise it was because his parents were Ohioans.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 09, 2024 10:23 AM (xYckV)

282 My Mom was writing a card for one of her grandchildren and was having trouble with her pen. She wrote, "Pen is bad", but the word "pen" and "is" were a wee bit too close...
"Penis bad" was the result...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2024 10:22 AM (ynpvh)

The gun is good!

Posted by: Zardoz at January 09, 2024 10:23 AM (W7glc)

283 274 112 Woman Alarmed By A Chicken.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 09, 2024 09:49 AM (xYckV)

It is NOT fun being chased by a cockeral on the attack. Those spurs HURT.
In fact, one such culprit on our farm got sent to Freezer Camp.
I think I shall make some chicken soup this week...

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 09, 2024 10:22 AM (Rbu5d)

Had one try that with me ONCE. A stiff kick from my shoes dissuaded him. He never tried it again. Now, the damned peacock...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2024 10:24 AM (ynpvh)

284 YouTube short of someone who is simultaneously fit and admirable, while also soy and creepy. These people want to raise your kids lol....

http://tinyurl.com/bd7efrh5

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 09, 2024 10:24 AM (ycI94)

285 Have you out shot me yet?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 09, 2024 10:17 AM (hUZEZ)

I let you win because you Husky fans are so fragile!

Next time we can shoot against the clock.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2024 10:24 AM (gSZYf)

286 Robert

You are welcome.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 10:25 AM (Acdbr)

287 All of Mrs Rex’s sibs are Huskies. She’s a Coug. The rivalry pisses her off but I think she’s actually happy today.

Friend of step-son is in one of the UW frats. They put down a small sum before the season that they’d make nat’l champions. It would have payed out $30k if they won. All of which was going to finance a big party. Oh well.
Posted by: Rex B at January 09, 2024 10:23 AM (5h/8D
)

She is clearly a good woman!
Go Cougs!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2024 10:25 AM (W/lyH)

288 When accessorizing your front porch decor be sure to put a plinth underneath your hyacinth.

Posted by: Better Homes and Gardens at January 09, 2024 10:25 AM (NBVIP)

289 Pretty sure this was panel in a Little Lotta comic book back in the day.

I would keep the cover closed.

Posted by: Outside of Life at January 09, 2024 10:25 AM (89Sog)

290 279 U.S. District Attorney Announces He Will Target People on the Lawn on Jan. 6

-
Geez! Just another 1500 miles and they'll becoming after me!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 09, 2024 10:17 AM (FVME7)

-------------

If they don't cancel the election this year, I fully expect them to hunt down, arrest, and imprison sans kangaroo court show trials everybody who voted for Trump.

For the children and to "protect our precious" ... but mostly to "protect our precious."

Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 09, 2024 10:23 AM (4OKKt)

Don't forget all those names/IP Addresses that Jack Smith has of folks that liked or forwarded Trump Tweets. Cross reference that with folks in DC on Jan 6, and Voilà! More people involved in the "Insurrection"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2024 10:26 AM (ynpvh)

291 One of my chickens is high-stepping lately.

Posted by: Candidus at January 09, 2024 10:26 AM (i2uNS)

292 She’s a Coug.
Posted by: Rex B

So, how much younger than her are you?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 09, 2024 10:26 AM (9yWhg)

293 KOMO news Seattle is reporting a crazed woman on the morning ferry is standing at the bow and shooting at sea lions, screaming "Take that CBD! And that! And that!"

Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2024 10:17 AM (W/lyH)

Hah!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2024 10:27 AM (gSZYf)

294 Have you out shot me yet?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 09, 2024 10:17 AM (hUZEZ)

I let you win because you Husky fans are so fragile!

Next time we can shoot against the clock.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2024 10:24 AM (gSZYf)
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As a fellow PNWer, my money's on Nurse.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 09, 2024 10:27 AM (xYckV)

295
Been to Ann Arbor? Confusing Wolverines for vegetables is an understandable mistake.

Posted by: Auspex at January 09, 2024 10:27 AM (j4U/Z)

296 In the anime Earth S.O.S. the character Lotta Breast was the 12 year old girl who was absolutely flat in the chest region.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 10:27 AM (Acdbr)

297 280 Wolverine by Audubon

http://tinyurl.com/mtt2anxv
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know

***
The fur texture is great, but the muzzle seems a bit short for a wolverine.

Posted by: William Conrad, Narrating at January 09, 2024 10:23 AM (J2vNu)

Also lacks the Adamantine claws.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2024 10:27 AM (ynpvh)

298 True.
I've seen her shoot.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2024 10:23 AM (W/lyH)

I have as well and it was behind a M-82 Barrett.

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at January 09, 2024 10:28 AM (HOVyN)

299 My Dad had the habit of saying "warsh," even though he spent almost the entirety of fhis life in California. I can only surmise it was because his parents were Ohioans.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 09, 2024 10:23 AM (xYckV)

Grup in CA. We used to say "warsh" too. I looked at the word and made myself stop saying that. Bedclothes too. They're sheets. But we'z Okies.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 09, 2024 10:28 AM (Angsy)

300 "It is NOT fun being chased by a cockeral on the attack. Those spurs HURT.*

Little Jerry:
https://youtu.be/mX8a4tKtv68

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at January 09, 2024 10:28 AM (NBVIP)

301 Both nurse and CBD are in the upper tier of pistoleros at the TxMoMe, IMO.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 09, 2024 10:28 AM (a3Q+t)

302 You know, that one time, at freezer camp?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2024 10:29 AM (W/lyH)

303 IMO = In My Observation

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 09, 2024 10:29 AM (a3Q+t)

304 Oh! It's an illustration for the book, In Powder and Crinoline 1913. Very 'cute.'

Nocloo dot com: (In part) This is Kay Nielsen’s first illustrated book: In Powder and Crinoline: Old Fairy Tales Retold by Sir Arthur Quiller-Couchwas. Published by Hodder & Stoughton, London, 1913. Nielsen went on to illustrate East of the Sun, West of the Moon (1914), Andersen’s Fairy Tales (1924), Hansel and Gretel (1924) and Red Magic (1930).

I'll take the illustrated book, thank you.

Posted by: L - They don't have to outrun the bear. They only have to outrun us - for now at January 09, 2024 10:29 AM (GshMh)

305 You know, that one time, at freezer camp?

Flute you know where > Ice pop you know where

Posted by: Alyson Hannigan at January 09, 2024 10:29 AM (ibTVg)

306 That was not the same team
That went 14-0 and beat the Oregon ducks twice.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Agreed. Pressured Penix all night and he missed some throws he normally makes. Maybe 1 affects the other.

Killer holding penalty in Q4 as the pass completed was 30+ yards.

OTOH as a Michigan fan, I'll take it.

Should be very interesting next year with Oregon and Washington and the two LA schools joining the BIG 10

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 09, 2024 10:30 AM (FxH7T)

307 Late to the thread but I would bet my entire portfolio that someone has posted:

"Nice cabbages!"
-- Zombie Frank Dreblin

Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2024 10:30 AM (WSTFK)

308 Next time we can shoot against the clock.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Well, you have to show up first.
Wanna shoot rifles too? Because I'd love to send you back to Jersey after satisfying your need to be humiliated by a girl on the firing line. Again.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 09, 2024 10:30 AM (Xu8xw)

309 Biden’s re-election campaign has begun organizing a series of off-the-record trips for top political reporters and editors to the team’s headquarters in Wilmington, Delaware and meet senior officials, including the campaign manager, deputies, and other high-ranking advisors for background briefings on campaign strategy.

They’re also using it as an opportunity to tell them what they’re getting wrong. Two people with knowledge of the situation told Semafor that during meetings with reporters from outlets like The New York Times, the Washington Post, and others, campaign officials have invoked a coverage spreadsheet laying out areas where the team believes their reporting has fallen short.

... of course, all of these propaganda organizations will be denied press credentials in a 2nd Trump White House

Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2024 10:31 AM (RHGPo)

310 When accessorizing your front porch decor be sure to put a plinth underneath your hyacinth.
Posted by: Better Homes and Gardens at January 09, 2024 10:25 AM (NBVIP)

She's already put herself on a pedestal.

Posted by: Richard at January 09, 2024 10:31 AM (Angsy)

311 She is clearly a good woman!
Go Cougs!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2024 10:25 AM (W/lyH)

Yes she is! Thank you.
Go Cougs!

Posted by: Rex B at January 09, 2024 10:31 AM (5h/8D)

312
Note to Wolverines: Hash Bash is on April 6th this year, not April 1, man...

As if you would know the difference.

Posted by: Auspex at January 09, 2024 10:31 AM (j4U/Z)

313 Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 09, 2024 10:28 AM (a3Q+t)

Coming from you that is high praise!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...liberal esthete at January 09, 2024 10:32 AM (gSZYf)

314 France has a new prime minister, to do Macron's bidding or whatever it is prime ministers do in that country.

He's 34 (the youngest in French history) and openly gay. Which, even for France, is pretty French.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 09, 2024 10:32 AM (bhRsz)

315 The Washington Post’s Goofy Gaza Casualty Counts

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There was a headline a few days ago to the effect that the Russians had suffered 500,000 "loses" in Ukraine. In contrast, the US suffered around 400,000 fatalities in WWII and fewer than 60,000 in Vietnam. I assume the "losses" figure includes wounds (if it has any basis in reality whatsoever). I didn't bother to read the article because I knew it was just propaganda.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 09, 2024 10:32 AM (FVME7)

316 Our house is a very, very, very fine house
With two cats in the yard
Life used to be so hard
Now everything is easy 'cause of you
And our
I'll light the fire
While you place the flowers in the vase
That you bought today

Posted by: Graham Nash at January 09, 2024 10:32 AM (NKqpy)

317 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. Working 11-7 today, which I truly hate.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 09, 2024 10:32 AM (Q0kLU)

318 Killer holding penalty in Q4 as the pass completed was 30+ yards.

OTOH as a Michigan fan, I'll take it.

Should be very interesting next year with Oregon and Washington and the two LA schools joining the BIG 10
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 09, 2024 10:30 AM (FxH7T)

Three significant calls on #73 at the worst times. I'd of benched his butt.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2024 10:33 AM (W/lyH)

319 Sir Arthur Quiller-Couchwas.

You're having me on.

Posted by: spindrift at January 09, 2024 10:33 AM (AA8bA)

320 292 She’s a Coug.
Posted by: Rex B

So, how much younger than her are you?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

LOL!
Actually, I look twice her age.

Posted by: Rex B at January 09, 2024 10:33 AM (5h/8D)

321 In particular, [Biden] campaign officials have chafed at some of the coverage of former President Donald Trump, feeling that outlets are too focused on his legal troubles and haven’t paid enough attention to some of his incendiary recent statements on the campaign trail.

... too much attention focused on Trump's legal troubles

Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2024 10:33 AM (RHGPo)

322 Note to Wolverines: Hash Bash is on April 6th this year, not April 1, man...

Damn, I had forgotten all about that.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 09, 2024 10:33 AM (9yWhg)

323 satisfying your need to be humiliated by a girl on the firing line. Again.

Proper sartorial accoutrements can significantly enhance that experience, I've been told.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 09, 2024 10:33 AM (a3Q+t)

324 Should be very interesting next year with Oregon and Washington and the two LA schools joining the BIG 10
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal

That pisses me off no end.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 09, 2024 10:34 AM (9yWhg)

325
So, how much younger than her are you?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Rephrasing, I look twice as old as she does.

Posted by: Rex B at January 09, 2024 10:35 AM (5h/8D)

326 Bloomberg: Elections Are a Threat to Democracy

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Well, there's one Orwell missed!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 09, 2024 10:35 AM (FVME7)

327 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. Working 11-7 today, which I truly hate.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 09, 2024 10:32 AM (Q0kLU)

Did you get my e-mail? I tried, but the post kept disappearing.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 09, 2024 10:35 AM (Angsy)

328 In particular, [Biden] campaign officials have chafed at some of the coverage of former President Donald Trump, feeling that outlets are too focused on his legal troubles and haven’t paid enough attention to some of his incendiary recent statements on the campaign trail.

... too much attention focused on Trump's legal troubles
Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2024 10:33 AM (RHGPo)

Otherwise, though, a good solid B-plus.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 09, 2024 10:35 AM (bhRsz)

329 Does the Nurse have some stompy boots?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 10:35 AM (Acdbr)

330 Just saw that Blackrock is laying off 600 employees. How’s DIE working out there, Larry Fink?

Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2024 10:35 AM (B1UjH)

331 315 The Washington Post’s Goofy Gaza Casualty Counts

-
There was a headline a few days ago to the effect that the Russians had suffered 500,000 "loses" in Ukraine. In contrast, the US suffered around 400,000 fatalities in WWII and fewer than 60,000 in Vietnam. I assume the "losses" figure includes wounds (if it has any basis in reality whatsoever). I didn't bother to read the article because I knew it was just propaganda.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 09, 2024 10:32 AM (FVME7)

Casualties include: dead, missing, wounded and captured, so bigger number.
That being said, never believe death an casualty numbers coming from known liars.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2024 10:35 AM (ynpvh)

332 Well, you have to show up first.
Wanna shoot rifles too? Because I'd love to send you back to Jersey after satisfying your need to be humiliated by a girl on the firing line. Again.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 09, 2024 10:30 AM (Xu8xw)

OOOOHHHH!!! SMACK!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2024 10:35 AM (W/lyH)

333 Should be very interesting next year with Oregon and Washington and the two LA schools joining the BIG 10
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal

So what is the Big '10' up to now? 14? 15?

They can't even count to ten.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2024 10:35 AM (WSTFK)

334 There was a headline a few days ago to the effect that the Russians had suffered 500,000 "loses" in Ukraine. In contrast, the US suffered around 400,000 fatalities in WWII and fewer than 60,000 in Vietnam. I assume the "losses" figure includes wounds (if it has any basis in reality whatsoever). I didn't bother to read the article because I knew it was just propaganda.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 09, 2024 10:32 AM (FVME7)
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These idiots always conflate "casualties" with "killed." At the end of the Napoleon movie, they had a scroll of his major battles with the number "killed" after each one. The figures looked inflated to me, and I checked my references afterward and, sure enough, they were showing the total number of *casualties*.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 09, 2024 10:35 AM (xYckV)

335 Listening to the arguments in the Trump immunity case it's very clear that not only does Trump have good legal counsel and the DOJ is just making shit up the judges are looking for anyway possible to rule against Trump. It's not possible for a Republican to get a fair trial in DC, this is something that has to be dealt with.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2024 10:35 AM (ZLI7S)

336 Casualties - dead, wounded, missing

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 10:36 AM (Acdbr)

337 330 Just saw that Blackrock is laying off 600 employees. How’s DIE working out there, Larry Fink?
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If you recall, following the Junta's victory over Trump Goldman Sachs laid off 5,000+ investment bankers.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 09, 2024 10:36 AM (pZ64F)

338 ... of course, all of these propaganda organizations will be denied press credentials in a 2nd Trump White House

If Trump wins (which he will not) and if he were smart (which he is not), every press pass except for Epoch Times would be pulled, the press room converted back into a swimming pool and the MFM told that if so much as one of their shadows showed up on the White House lawn, they would be removed with extreme prejudice.

The media is the enemy of the American people was one of his sickest, most pathetic jokes.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 09, 2024 10:37 AM (Q0kLU)

339 >>In particular, [Biden] campaign officials have chafed at some of the coverage of former President Donald Trump, feeling that outlets are too focused on his legal troubles and haven’t paid enough attention to some of his incendiary recent statements on the campaign trail.

Translation: Knock off the coverage of our tyrannical lawfare against him as it garners sympathy and higher poll numbers for him.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2024 10:37 AM (NKqpy)

340 329 Does the Nurse have some stompy boots?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 10:35 AM (Acdbr)

But of course!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 09, 2024 10:38 AM (aGVkf)

341 Should be very interesting next year with Oregon and Washington and the two LA schools joining the BIG 10
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal

So what is the Big '10' up to now? 14? 15?

They can't even count to ten.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2024 10:35 AM (WSTFK)
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Big 10 schools teach counting in double digits in their Graduate Programs. Not needed for the undergrads.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2024 10:38 AM (W/lyH)

342 Casualties - dead, wounded, missing
Posted by: Anna Puma

Aren't those taken prisoner included, too?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 09, 2024 10:38 AM (9yWhg)

343 Three significant calls on #73 at the worst times. I'd of benched his butt.
Posted by: Diogenes

You dance with who brung ya

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 09, 2024 10:38 AM (FxH7T)

344 339 >>In particular, [Biden] campaign officials have chafed at some of the coverage of former President Donald Trump, feeling that outlets are too focused on his legal troubles and haven’t paid enough attention to some of his incendiary recent statements on the campaign trail.

Translation: Knock off the coverage of our tyrannical lawfare against him as it garners sympathy and higher poll numbers for him.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2024 10:37 AM (NKqpy)

The entire admin is mal-dis-misinformation wrapped around the spiked fist of the admin's thuggish agencies.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2024 10:38 AM (ynpvh)

345 They'll make it up in volume.

Posted by: Just the punchline at January 09, 2024 10:38 AM (NBVIP)

346 We can pray the judges in DC have IQs higher than cabbages and realize how they rule can affect their candidates also.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 10:39 AM (Acdbr)

347 340 329 Does the Nurse have some stompy boots?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 10:35 AM (Acdbr)

But of course!
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Does she have spurs?

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 09, 2024 10:39 AM (pZ64F)

348 Driver Taken Into Custody After Vehicle Rams Into White House Gate

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The driver is identified as a "46-year-old Wilmington man," but name? Picture? I'm thinking he's not a MAGAt.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 09, 2024 10:39 AM (FVME7)

349 Speaking of wolverines I heard their helmet design described as "winged" last night - all these years I just assumed it was wolverine stripes down the back and...I don't know what in the front, but not wings.

Posted by: jhawk90 at January 09, 2024 10:39 AM (MKoxD)

350 Did you get my e-mail? I tried, but the post kept disappearing.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 09, 2024 10:35 AM (Angsy)

No, sorry, I didn't. Just replied to you now, so you should have the correct address.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 09, 2024 10:40 AM (Q0kLU)

351 Nurse also has Ninja sea otters. With lasers on their heads.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 09, 2024 10:40 AM (9yWhg)

352 >>We can pray the judges in DC have IQs higher than cabbages and realize how they rule can affect their candidates also.

As Turley noted the DOJ is arguing that immunity for a president should be on a case by case basis which is basically saying there is no presidential immunity.

Careful what you ask for.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2024 10:40 AM (ZLI7S)

353 346 We can pray the judges in DC have IQs higher than cabbages and realize how they rule can affect their candidates also.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 10:39 AM (Acdbr)

Judge Shitcan. Need I say more? They're partisan hacks with only the immediate goal of getting Trump. Besides, they figure they'll control everything tomorrow.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2024 10:40 AM (ynpvh)

354 "The driver is identified as a "46-year-old Wilmington man,"

Who was just turning his life around...

Posted by: The Narrative at January 09, 2024 10:41 AM (NBVIP)

355 Looks like a leopard, hanging from the upper left.

Posted by: m at January 09, 2024 10:41 AM (mn2bz)

356 I love all y'all. Just when I'm
Going through shit, you come through and make
Me
Smile.

Thank you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 09, 2024 10:41 AM (GbY9M)

357 Speaking of wolverines I heard their helmet design described as "winged" last night - all these years I just assumed it was wolverine stripes down the back and...I don't know what in the front, but not wings.
Posted by: jhawk90

Yeah, if you look at photos of a wolverine, they have markings like that on the side of their heads. I think the "winged" description is dumb.

U. of Delaware has the same helmets.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 09, 2024 10:41 AM (9yWhg)

358 >>(In part) This is Kay Nielsen’s first illustrated book: In Powder and Crinoline: Old Fairy Tales Retold by Sir Arthur Quiller-Couchwas. Published by Hodder & Stoughton, London, 1913. Nielsen went on to illustrate East of the Sun, West of the Moon (1914), Andersen’s Fairy Tales (1924), Hansel and Gretel (1924) and Red Magic (1930).

Oh, I saw an exhibit of Neilsen's illustrations as the Boston MFA maybe 5 years ago -- it was fabulous!
Gorgeous work. Would hang any/all of them!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2024 10:41 AM (NKqpy)

359 I'm feeling a little miserable today. Dare not stray far from the can.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 09, 2024 10:42 AM (n2Iei)

360 Claudine Gay Blames Racism

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I blame racism for my weight. I mean, why not?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 09, 2024 10:42 AM (FVME7)

361 Ray Epps sentencing today is being held in a secret Zoom session hidden from the press and public.

I guess the Judge doesn't want to be on camera giving Epps a hot oil massage with a happy ending.

Posted by: Cheri at January 09, 2024 10:42 AM (oiNtH)

362 26 She should be imprisoned for all that cabbage. Cabbage leads to gas which leads to methane which leads to the destruction of earth.

This art is murder.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2024 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

Correction: This art is literally murder.
--leftoid artiste

Posted by: m at January 09, 2024 10:42 AM (mn2bz)

363 No google accounts, no apps.
Posted by: Braenyard, Trump told the Christians I won't let you down at January 09, 2024 10:11 AM (zzBMk)

Likewise. Google is evil. Full stop.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2024 10:43 AM (tkR6S)

364 You dance with who brung ya
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 09, 2024 10:38 AM (FxH7T)

True enough.
But a series on the bench might have focused the kid.

In retrospect, this was a winnable game for the Dawgs. They got rocked by the first two TDs but seemed to settle after that. Just couldn't recover.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2024 10:43 AM (W/lyH)

365 Cabbages or lettuces?

Posted by: m at January 09, 2024 10:43 AM (mn2bz)

366 When will team nicknames based on animals be called species isthmus?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 09, 2024 10:44 AM (n2Iei)

367 and...I don't know what in the front, but not wings.
Posted by: jhawk90

I believeegend is it was done so the old days when all helmets looked the same, it differentiated UM players given the weather elements.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 09, 2024 10:44 AM (FxH7T)

368 358 >>(In part) This is Kay Nielsen’s first illustrated book: In Powder and Crinoline: Old Fairy Tales Retold by Sir Arthur Quiller-Couchwas. Published by Hodder & Stoughton, London, 1913. Nielsen went on to illustrate East of the Sun, West of the Moon (1914), Andersen’s Fairy Tales (1924), Hansel and Gretel (1924) and Red Magic (1930).

Oh, I saw an exhibit of Neilsen's illustrations as the Boston MFA maybe 5 years ago -- it was fabulous!
Gorgeous work. Would hang any/all of them!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2024 10:41 AM (NKqpy)

Funny, I feel the same way about the deep state and the current admin...well the last part of what you said. Vicariously, that is.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2024 10:44 AM (ynpvh)

369 That was not the same team
That went 14-0 and beat the Oregon ducks twice.
Posted by: nurse ratched

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That Michigan defense was something, wasn't it? It was almost like they knew what play was coming and could line up ready for it.

Posted by: Nikki Haley respects why Michigan understood the importance of what they had to do to win at January 09, 2024 10:44 AM (+RC1q)

370 Ray Epps sentencing today is being held in a secret Zoom session hidden from the press and public.

I guess the Judge doesn't want to be on camera giving Epps a hot oil massage with a happy ending.
Posted by: Cheri at January 09, 2024 10:42 AM (oiNtH)

Add it to the humungous shit pile of reasons the beltway needs burnt to the ground.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 09, 2024 10:44 AM (R4t5M)

371 360 Claudine Gay Blames Racism

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I blame racism for my weight. I mean, why not?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 09, 2024 10:42 AM (FVME7)

F'n racists spoon! Racist knife and fork! F'n rat-bastard racist plates and bowls!!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2024 10:45 AM (ynpvh)

372 But Sen. Mitt Romney of Utah, the 2012 Republican presidential nominee and one of the most vocal GOP critics of Trump, recently panned Biden’s approach, telling the The New York Times that Biden’s democracy push is a “bust.”

“Jan. 6 will be four years old by the election. People have processed it, one way or another,” Romney told the newspaper via text message. “Biden needs fresh material, a new attack, rather than kicking a dead political horse.”

Romney, who voted to convict Trump for incitement of insurrection for his role on Jan. 6 and has warned against the former president’s potential return to the White House, has been critical of the Biden administration at times. But the senator was a key player in crafting the bipartisan infrastructure bill that has become one of Biden’s top domestic policy achievements and has expressed openness to backing the president’s reelection bid.

Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2024 10:45 AM (RHGPo)

373 Biden Repeats Civil Rights Whopper in a Desperate Re-Election Bid

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He stood up to let Rosa Parks have his seat.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 09, 2024 10:45 AM (FVME7)

374 In historic film news, a very short subject, Edison Kinetoscopic Record Of A Sneeze, was submitted for copyright on this day in 1894. It's more popularly known as Fred Ott's Sneeze, Ott being an employee of the Edison company.

http://tinyurl.com/42dst8rc

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 09, 2024 10:46 AM (Q0kLU)

375 Ray Epps sentencing today is being held in a secret Zoom session hidden from the press and public.
Posted by: Cheri at January 09, 2024 10:42 AM

There were 'secret' plans to serve Epps with a subpoena on a Federal lawsuit being filed in Utah at the sentencing.

I wonder how the Govt. found out about those, and is arranging for Epps to not be physically present to be served?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 09, 2024 10:46 AM (a3Q+t)

376 U. of Delaware has the same helmets.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 09, 2024 10:41 AM (9yWhg)

Hmm. Son of Doof is a grad student at U-Del. I never made the connection between their helmets and Michigan's. I feel less than observant.

Posted by: Doof at January 09, 2024 10:46 AM (+cH+C)

377 In historic film news, a very short subject, Edison Kinetoscopic Record Of A Sneeze, was submitted for copyright on this day in 1894. It's more popularly known as Fred Ott's Sneeze, Ott being an employee of the Edison company.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Did he spew all over the lens?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 09, 2024 10:47 AM (9yWhg)

378 373 Biden Repeats Civil Rights Whopper in a Desperate Re-Election Bid

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He stood up to let Rosa Parks have his seat.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 09, 2024 10:45 AM (FVME7)

But she wouldn't sit down on that shit-stained seat. I wouldn't blame her either;

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2024 10:47 AM (ynpvh)

379 Biden Repeats Civil Rights Whopper in a Desperate Re-Election Bid

Why is he never challenged about these bizarre fantasies. Nobody even asks any questions.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 09, 2024 10:47 AM (n2Iei)

380 Epps is a fed
A vet with no previous affects
He never injured any police because he was known
Never carried a weapon apologized and was remorseful in public.
He will collect big bucks from the law suits saying he was an FBI informed 😄 and split it with the rest of the planted feds.
Others like that usually get probation, so expect him to plead down to no jail time.

Posted by: Paul banned at January 09, 2024 10:47 AM (hv7OO)

381 Mon petit chou!!!!
Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2024 09:32 AM (PCK5/)

Gesundheidt !

Posted by: JT at January 09, 2024 10:47 AM (T4tVD)

382 What if one day Claudine Gay woke up and looked into the mirror to find a "white person" looking back ?

She is nothing without her "blackness"

Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2024 10:48 AM (RHGPo)

383 Cabbages or lettuces?
Posted by: m at January 09, 2024 10:43 AM (mn2bz)

Enormous brussel sprouts

Posted by: Doof at January 09, 2024 10:48 AM (+cH+C)

384 Shut up, Dunce.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 09, 2024 10:48 AM (aD39U)

385 U. of Delaware has the same helmets.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 09, 2024 10:41 AM (9yWhg)

Hmm. Son of Doof is a grad student at U-Del. I never made the connection between their helmets and Michigan's. I feel less than observant.
Posted by: Doof

At least, that used to be the case. Maybe they changed their design.

Anyway, since it's not pickleball, you aren't required to notice.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 09, 2024 10:48 AM (9yWhg)

386 No, sorry, I didn't. Just replied to you now, so you should have the correct address.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 09, 2024 10:40 AM (Q0kLU)

Ok, resent orig email.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 09, 2024 10:49 AM (Angsy)

387 383 Cabbages or lettuces?
Posted by: m at January 09, 2024 10:43 AM (mn2bz)

Enormous brussel sprouts

Posted by: Doof at January 09, 2024 10:48 AM (+cH+C)

"Look at her Brussel Sprouts!" doesn't sound nearly as good as "Look at her Cabbages!"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2024 10:49 AM (ynpvh)

388 379 Biden Repeats Civil Rights Whopper in a Desperate Re-Election Bid

Why is he never challenged about these bizarre fantasies. Nobody even asks any questions.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 09, 2024 10:47 AM (n2Iei)

In some societies, if you say things often enough, they become true.

Posted by: m at January 09, 2024 10:49 AM (mn2bz)

389 >>“Jan. 6 will be four years old by the election. People have processed it, one way or another,” Romney told the newspaper via text message. “Biden needs fresh material, a new attack, rather than kicking a dead political horse.”

He's telling this to the scumbag whose 2020 campaign was centered on the Charlottesville "fine people" hoax.

Also missing how this is him warning citizens to not even think about protesting when the 2024 election is stolen.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2024 10:49 AM (NKqpy)

390 The problem is that a large number of Americans have yet to wake up to just how evil our elite class has become. Hence, they keep giving journalists, academics, politicians, and bureaucrats the benefit of the doubt. They are like Charlie Brown, trusting Lucy with the football, and no matter how much we shout our warnings that Americans will fall flat on their backs once again, they keep making the mistake of trusting.

They haven’t reconciled themselves to the fact that the people they have trusted for decades are awful people. Our president is a senile creepy pedophile with a corrupt family who gropes women before our very eyes, but that reality is too awful to acknowledge. Jeffrey Epstein is too awful to contemplate, so they don’t. Alphabet ideology is obviously evil, but people comfort themselves with the idea that sterilizing and mutilating children is “compassionate.”

Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2024 10:49 AM (RHGPo)

391 Epps never entered the Capital
A vet with no previous affects

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The ONLY person anyone is aware of that is on video saying "We're going to storm the capital" and "We're going to go in"

Posted by: Nikki Haley respects why Michigan understood the importance of what they had to do to win at January 09, 2024 10:49 AM (+RC1q)

392 In historic film news, a very short subject, Edison Kinetoscopic Record Of A Sneeze, was submitted for copyright on this day in 1894. It's more popularly known as Fred Ott's Sneeze, Ott being an employee of the Edison company.
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The buildup to the climax was tension-filled, but the denouement was disappointing.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 09, 2024 10:49 AM (xYckV)

393 That Michigan defense was something, wasn't it? It was almost like they knew what play was coming and could line up ready for it.
Posted by: Nikki Haley respects why Michigan understood the importance of what they had to do to win at January 09, 2024 10:44 AM (+RC1q)

Quickest I think I have seen all year.
Damned fast!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2024 10:50 AM (W/lyH)

394 388 379 Biden Repeats Civil Rights Whopper in a Desperate Re-Election Bid

Why is he never challenged about these bizarre fantasies. Nobody even asks any questions.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 09, 2024 10:47 AM (n2Iei)

In some societies, if you say things often enough, they become true.

Posted by: m at January 09, 2024 10:49 AM (mn2bz)

I think some German guy said that too.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2024 10:50 AM (ynpvh)

395 Be the nominee Biden, Harris, Newsome, Big Mike, Clinton, etc. I have no doubt that along with Romney, the Bush, Cheney, Pence, and God knows who else that call themselves "R's" will vote Democrat. They are a cancer against the American people and hate us.

Posted by: Cheri at January 09, 2024 10:50 AM (oiNtH)

396 Per TGP: Mayorkas told lawmakers if impeached, "You won't like who comes next."

Open threats.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 09, 2024 10:50 AM (R4t5M)

397 "Look at her Brussel Sprouts!" doesn't sound nearly as good as "Look at her Cabbages!"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2024 10:49 AM

Followed by "Lettuce pray"?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 09, 2024 10:51 AM (a3Q+t)

398 In historic film news, a very short subject, Edison Kinetoscopic Record Of A Sneeze, was submitted for copyright on this day in 1894. It's more popularly known as Fred Ott's Sneeze, Ott being an employee of the Edison company.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Did he spew all over the lens?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 09, 2024 10:47 AM (9yWhg)

That's the 2nd film, "Franklin Fob's Barf".

Posted by: naturalfake at January 09, 2024 10:51 AM (nFnyb)

399 Israel To Blinken: Gazans Can't Return To North Until Hostages Released

Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2024 10:51 AM (RHGPo)

400 396 Per TGP: Mayorkas told lawmakers if impeached, "You won't like who comes next."

Open threats.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 09, 2024 10:50 AM (R4t5M)

Even if he's impeached, he'd never be found guilty; the Senate will make sure of that.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2024 10:51 AM (ynpvh)

401 If J6 was not an FBI op shouldn't FBI agents involved be charged?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 09, 2024 10:52 AM (n2Iei)

402 379 Biden Repeats Civil Rights Whopper in a Desperate Re-Election Bid

The only real Whopper Joe knows is the wet and warm Whopper in his under shorts.

Squishy.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 09, 2024 10:52 AM (Edu7X)

403 Ok, resent orig email.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 09, 2024 10:49 AM (Angsy)

Got it, thanks.

Expecting today to be a long, lousy day, so will respond later.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 09, 2024 10:52 AM (Q0kLU)

404 The film is based on the life of the minor 18th-century composer Joseph Bologne, aka Chevalier de Saint-Georges, who happened to be half-black. It opens with a wholly fabricated scene in which Bologne demonstrates he is a better violinist than Mozart.

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Mozart was a pimp stealing from the black man!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 09, 2024 10:52 AM (FVME7)

405 I love the artwork of Kay Nielsen. Underrated artist. My favorites are his illustrations for "East of the Sun, West of the Moon". One of a piper calling birds and another of horse riders heading down a mountain really fascinated me as a kid.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 09, 2024 10:52 AM (fxCK2)

406 The buildup to the climax was tension-filled, but the denouement was disappointing.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 09, 2024 10:49 AM

But The Paolo does not, how you say, disappoint.

Posted by: Paolo at January 09, 2024 10:53 AM (a3Q+t)

407 401 If J6 was not an FBI op shouldn't FBI agents involved be charged?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 09, 2024 10:52 AM (n2Iei)

10,000 Volts please.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2024 10:53 AM (ynpvh)

408 405 Kay was a dude?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 09, 2024 10:53 AM (9yWhg)

409 Scary to think the balance of power in this country can be tipped by these 3 dunce judges. They are doing their best to find some possible way to let this case go forward despite the Constitution and prior case law.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2024 10:53 AM (ZLI7S)

410 Should be very interesting next year with Oregon and Washington and the two LA schools joining the BIG 10
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal

So what is the Big '10' up to now? 14? 15?

They can't even count to ten.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2024 10:35 AM (WSTFK)

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I'm looking forward to the PAC-2 Championship.

Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 09, 2024 10:54 AM (WvW+S)

411 “We cannot take this democracy for granted and sometimes I worry that we do,” she added.

.. I don't think they know what a democracy is

Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2024 10:54 AM (RHGPo)

412 Yes, Kay was a dude:

Kay Rasmus Nielsen (March 12, 1886 – June 21, 1957) was a Danish illustrator who was popular in the early 20th century, the Golden Age of Illustration which lasted from when Daniel Vierge and other pioneers developed printing technology to the point that drawings and paintings could be reproduced with reasonable facility. Nielsen is also known for his collaborations with Disney for whom he contributed many story sketches and illustrations, not least for Fantasia. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2024 10:54 AM (NKqpy)

413 411 “We cannot take this democracy for granted and sometimes I worry that we do,” she added.

.. I don't think they know what a democracy is

Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2024 10:54 AM (RHGPo)

Government run by Demons?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2024 10:54 AM (ynpvh)

414 14, Tonypete.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 09, 2024 10:55 AM (R4t5M)

415 .. I don't think they know what a democracy is
Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2024 10:54 AM (RHGPo)
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I don't think they know what a republic is.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 09, 2024 10:55 AM (xYckV)

416 I was going to say Wind of the Willows, but that was a badger, wasn't it ... ? (same family, anyway ...)

Posted by: SouthCentralPA at January 09, 2024 10:55 AM (J3OJd)

417 I was going to say Wind of the Willows, but that was a badger, wasn't it ... ?

I am Toad!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 09, 2024 10:56 AM (9yWhg)

418 412 Yes, Kay was a dude:
Kay Rasmus Nielsen
Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2024 10:54 AM (NKqpy)

E-rasmus and
K-rasmus and
lotsa other little Rasmi in between.

Posted by: m at January 09, 2024 10:57 AM (mn2bz)

419 417 I was going to say Wind of the Willows, but that was a badger, wasn't it ... ?

I am Toad!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 09, 2024 10:56 AM (9yWhg)

you wear open-toad shoes?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2024 10:57 AM (ynpvh)

420 416 I was going to say Wind of the Willows, but that was a badger, wasn't it ... ? (same family, anyway ...)
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Weasels, Ferrets and Stoats.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 09, 2024 10:57 AM (pZ64F)

421 that was a badger, wasn't it ... ?

You can tell by the red Wisconsin logo across its chest.

Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at January 09, 2024 10:57 AM (SfhV1)

422 That Michigan defense was something, wasn't it? It was almost like they knew what play was coming and could line up ready for it.

Posted by: Nikki Haley respects why Michigan understood the importance of what they had to do to win at January 09, 2024 10:44 AM (+RC1q)

Yeah...about that....(just kidding)

Posted by: BignJames at January 09, 2024 10:57 AM (AwYPR)

423 .. I don't think they know what a democracy is
Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2024 10:54 AM (RHGPo)
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I don't think they know what a republic is.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 09, 2024 10:55 AM

The tell is that they say "our democracy". They mean them, not us.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 09, 2024 10:58 AM (a3Q+t)

424 Got it, thanks.

Expecting today to be a long, lousy day, so will respond later.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 09, 2024 10:52 AM (Q0kLU)

Oh, meant I resent the Sunday email. You already received the one about writing from Dec 24?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 09, 2024 10:58 AM (Angsy)

425 you wear open-toad shoes?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Due to humanitarian concerns, I never expose my toes to the world.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 09, 2024 10:58 AM (9yWhg)

426 Biden Repeats Civil Rights Whopper in a Desperate Re-Election Bid

Why is he never challenged about these bizarre fantasies. Nobody even asks any questions.

If Trump said he had coffee with breakfast but it was really chicory, the MFM would rail on it for a week.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 09, 2024 10:59 AM (sNc8Y)

427 425 you wear open-toad shoes?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Due to humanitarian concerns, I never expose my toes to the world.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 09, 2024 10:58 AM (9yWhg)

AOSHQ has ads for what ails you...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2024 10:59 AM (ynpvh)

428 The film is based on the life of the minor 18th-century composer Joseph Bologne

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 09, 2024 10:52 AM (FVME7)

I loved his role as King Kaiser in My Favorite Year.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 09, 2024 10:59 AM (Angsy)

429 58 Rabbits do not have the ability to expel intestinal gas. Feed them cabbage and they'll eventually explode.
There goes my theory about Eric Swalwell being a dumb bunny.

Posted by: Zumkopf at January 09, 2024 11:00 AM (JJRUS)

430 Oh, meant I resent the Sunday email. You already received the one about writing from Dec 24?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 09, 2024 10:58 AM (Angsy)

Yes, I have both and have not responded. I'm lazy and depressed, but mostly depressed.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 09, 2024 11:00 AM (Q0kLU)

431 428 The film is based on the life of the minor 18th-century composer Joseph Bologne

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 09, 2024 10:52 AM (FVME7)

I loved his role as King Kaiser in My Favorite Year.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 09, 2024 10:59 AM (Angsy)

He was really on a roll. If a bit seedy.

Posted by: m at January 09, 2024 11:01 AM (mn2bz)

432 >>I don't think they know what a democracy is

Nah, they're redefined it - it has a specific use.
The excellent Darren Beattie did a podcast on this 'term of art' "democracy" back in 2020 as he documented the 2020 steal as it was happening. It goes back to Norm Eisen, the government guy who literally wrote the playbook for toppling other governments, who was also behind what happened here in 2020. Beattie said their use of "democracy" was a tell, and when you would see it used in coverage of happenings in other countries (e.g. Ukraine 2014) it indicated which side the US govt was backing I likely involvement behind the scenes.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2024 11:01 AM (NKqpy)

433 428 The film is based on the life of the minor 18th-century composer Joseph Bologne

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 09, 2024 10:52 AM (FVME7)

I loved his role as King Kaiser in My Favorite Year.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 09, 2024 10:59 AM (Angsy)

"French virtuoso violinist, composer, conductor, and fencing master"

The last one means something different in the 'hood.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2024 11:01 AM (ynpvh)

434 Nood

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at January 09, 2024 11:01 AM (gf7Ez)

435 Nood punk monkey.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 09, 2024 11:01 AM (xYckV)

436 Weasels, Ferrets and Stoats.

Gypsies, tramps and thieves.

Posted by: Cher at January 09, 2024 11:01 AM (NBVIP)

437 Eggs and cabbage are known to enhance the bouquet.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D-CA and Cuck-CCP) at January 09, 2024 11:02 AM (a3Q+t)

438 Raining here.....

Posted by: JT at January 09, 2024 11:02 AM (T4tVD)

439 Je vois que vous avez un chou.

Posted by: m at January 09, 2024 11:03 AM (mn2bz)

440 Noodus simianus

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2024 11:03 AM (J2vNu)

441 My Mom was writing a card for one of her grandchildren and was having trouble with her pen. She wrote, "Pen is bad", but the word "pen" and "is" were a wee bit too close...
"Penis bad" was the result...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2024 10:22 AM (ynpvh)
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She's not wrong!

Posted by: Zardoz at January 09, 2024 11:11 AM (+RQPJ)

442 Wow, this takes me back. I had the book "East of the Sun and West of the Moon" as a kid. Thought I recognized the style.

Posted by: Patrick at January 09, 2024 11:35 AM (Z62f8)

443 http://tinyurl.com/y2azr3s5

Art with wolverines in it.

Posted by: mikee at January 09, 2024 12:35 PM (xksP0)

444 Sadly, there is very little art with wolverines as the subject.

That's understandable; few artists survive the encounter.

Posted by: mrp at January 09, 2024 12:41 PM (rj6Yv)

445 Nice little Cottage there

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 09, 2024 04:35 PM (wGqjj)

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