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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (1/6/24)
Scouring the internet for content I'm always striving to give. The ONT Is Always Looking Out For YouTM
Napping in the afternoon can improve memory and alertness – here’s why Some people swear by an afternoon nap – whether it’s to catch up on lost sleep or to help them feel more alert for the afternoon ahead. Even Boris Johnson supposedly favours a power nap during his work day (though the prime minister’s staffers contest this claim). Winston Churchill, Albert Einstein, and Leonardo Da Vinci were all famous nappers.
Is the following "Pie in the sky" wishful thinking, or has more evidence been found concerning DB Cooper.
MICROSCOPIC evidence gleaned from a clip-on tie left behind by DB Cooper during his infamous skyjacking proves the mysterious crook's links to a specialty metals facility, an independent investigator claims. On November 24, 1971, a man who would become known as DB Cooper hijacked Northwest Airlines Flight 305 and parachuted out of the plane at 10,000 feet with $200,000 strapped to his waist.
My how time flies for some. Being only ***29 I know nothing of these LPs. But listening to them they are pretty darn good.
45 Albums Turning 45 in 2024 Frank Zappa, 'Joe's Garage' (Sept. 17, 1979)
Frank Zappa described Joe’s Garage as a “stupid little story about how the government is going to do away with music.” He’d covered the general topic before with his songs and albums. But at nearly two hours in length (released in two installments in September and November), Joe’s Garage went much deeper. The songwriter rejected the idea that one interviewer suggested, that perhaps he was feeling nostalgic for his earlier days with the Mothers of Invention. Still, he recognized his growing profile due to his previous work and high profile appearances, including his performance on Saturday Night Live. “Most people haven't even heard my music. They've just known about my name,” he told High Times in 1980. “I think that this album may change that. They'll hear the music and they'll go back and check out some of the other things.”
On the bright side they didn't name you Richard Shaver.
I was bullied for my unusual name – but I’ve only just found out what it means Parents – we can’t pick them, but they can pick our names. And some like to get really creative with it. A man has revealed how his parents named him Tell, as in the verb. Content creator Tell, who goes by Mr Williamsprek on TikTok, shared his fury at his name. He explained how he researched his siblings’ names and found them to have beautiful definitions. He has a sister called Amber (meaning jewel or golden colour), another named Natasha (meaning Christmas), and a third called Kimberly (meaning royalty).
With cell phones functioning as cameras and the World Wide Web what happens in Vegas doesn't stay in Vegas. Genius Award Winner.
A man in Las Vegas allegedly decided to pull off the internet’s new favorite heist with some Modelo and an airplane. Heist stories aren’t new in Las Vegas. Whether it’s a fictional story like “Ocean’s 11” or a very real story like scamming Circa out of $1 million, crime and Vegas go hand-in-hand. It’s nothing new at all. However, the latest heist is straight out of a comedy movie. Suspect Damian Zukaitis is accused of stealing a plane from the North Las Vegas airport and landing it in the desert, according to Fox5. He also didn’t just allegedly steal the 2020 Kitfox fixed-wing single-engine type aircraft. He allegedly made sure he had plenty of hydration options.
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Rules.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at January 06, 2024 09:48 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Muchas buchas at January 06, 2024 09:48 PM (sNtYB)
Posted by: Skip at January 06, 2024 09:49 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 06, 2024 09:50 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 06, 2024 09:50 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 06, 2024 09:50 PM (Angsy)
With the William F. Buckley accent, awesome.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 06, 2024 09:51 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: 496 at January 06, 2024 09:51 PM (Bf+P4)
Morgan was best known for turning heads as golf club floozy Lacey Underall in the iconic 1980 comedy hit alongside legends Bill Murray, Rodney Dangerfield and Chevy Chase.
Posted by: SMOD at January 06, 2024 09:52 PM (RovqD)
*looks around furtively*
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 06, 2024 09:52 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: mindful webworker - explain, as you would a child at January 06, 2024 09:52 PM (/JmJp)
... a defense that may not have been tried before
Posted by: SMOD at January 06, 2024 09:53 PM (RovqD)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at January 06, 2024 09:53 PM (iODuv)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at January 06, 2024 09:54 PM (iODuv)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 06, 2024 09:50 PM (Angsy)
With the William F. Buckley accent, awesome.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 06, 2024 09:51 PM (aA3+G)
That would be rather jejune.
Posted by: WFB at January 06, 2024 09:55 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: JT at January 06, 2024 09:55 PM (T4tVD)
The first one, Ivan, says to his colleague, 'Tell me, Dmitry. What do you really think about Putin?' and Dmitry replies, 'The same as you do.' Ivan thinks for a moment and says: 'In that case, it is my duty to arrest you.'
Posted by: SMOD at January 06, 2024 09:55 PM (RovqD)
He was a very nice boy. He used to cut my grass.
Posted by: The roller-headed lady at January 06, 2024 09:55 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Ciampino - No idea how it works at January 06, 2024 09:56 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 06, 2024 09:50 PM (dZVON)
And boy, does my head hurt.
Posted by: Don Lemon at January 06, 2024 09:56 PM (Angsy)
Thank you.
Very cozy room. But no bearskin rug. That would be a needed upgrade.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 06, 2024 09:56 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 06, 2024 09:57 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: mindful webworker - snug at January 06, 2024 09:57 PM (/JmJp)
As a recently retired person and insomniac, I need that nap and highly recommend it.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 06, 2024 09:58 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Ciampino - No idea how it works at January 06, 2024 09:56 PM (qfLjt)
BCuz
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 06, 2024 09:59 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Ciampino - No idea how it works at January 06, 2024 09:56 PM (qfLjt)
I don't think I want to know. Probably something about a new Roman god....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 06, 2024 09:59 PM (Angsy)
Very cozy room. But no bearskin rug. That would be a needed upgrade.
there's a bearskin rug, but it is alwys at the dy cleaners, for reasons
Posted by: N at January 06, 2024 09:59 PM (RjBju)
Posted by: Wenda at January 06, 2024 09:59 PM (ApuU/)
That library with libations looks simply marvelous and inviting.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 06, 2024 09:59 PM (a8Rgt)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 06, 2024 10:00 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Doof at January 06, 2024 10:00 PM (eNASR)
Unless other career paths are closed, being a part of apartment management seems a bad move.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 06, 2024 10:00 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 06, 2024 10:01 PM (RIvkX)
28 Thanks for the dandy ONT, Mis Hum!
That library with libations looks simply marvelous and inviting.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 06, 2024 09:59 PM (a8Rgt)
You're welcome.
You would be welcome there, you clean up well.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 06, 2024 10:01 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Ciampino - No idea how it works at January 06, 2024 09:56 PM (qfLjt)
Why not?
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at January 06, 2024 10:02 PM (iODuv)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 06, 2024 10:02 PM (+RQPJ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 06, 2024 10:02 PM (hOUT3)
It's what separates us from the animals.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 06, 2024 10:03 PM (W/lyH)
It's not, but they're of nearly identical styles and details. You could easily mistake one room, for the other.
Either room would be greatly improved by a rack of Holland & Holland, Purdey and Rigby shotguns and rifles, adorning one or more of the walls.
Nothing reflects "affluent" quite so well as a fully engraved and gold inlaid, $195,000 bespoke Purdey or Holland & Holland shotgun. And the Mauser rifles as produced by Rigby are the stuff of a Dream Safari, indeed.
Once could spend hours in reflection, while enjoying a fine cigar and a glass of worthy spirits.
And the conversations with likeminded friends, would be stellar, to be sure.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 06, 2024 10:03 PM (e6UQI)
It's what separates us from the animals.
Posted by: D
you are painting "us" with a rather broad brush.
Posted by: N at January 06, 2024 10:03 PM (RjBju)
https://t.co/mxIBvlY3kp
Posted by: Ciampino - No idea how it works. Do you? at January 06, 2024 10:04 PM (qfLjt)
Oh, so that's where Mr. Welch lives.
http://tinyurl.com/3jz4rm5s
Posted by: mikeski at January 06, 2024 10:05 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Ciampino - No idea how it works, do you? at January 06, 2024 10:06 PM (qfLjt)
https://t.co/mxIBvlY3kp
Posted by: Ciampino - No idea how it works. Do you? at January 06, 2024 10:04 PM (qfLjt)
Squad car: To serve
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 06, 2024 10:06 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 06, 2024 10:06 PM (+RQPJ)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 06, 2024 10:06 PM (a8Rgt)
Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at January 06, 2024 10:07 PM (6I2Cp)
https://shorturl.at/ijnI1
Posted by: Ciampino - Colder in the shade at January 06, 2024 10:07 PM (qfLjt)
Oh, so that's where Mr. Welch lives.
http://tinyurl.com/3jz4rm5s
Posted by: mikeski at January 06, 2024 10:05 PM (DgGvY)
Well done mikeski.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 06, 2024 10:07 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Skip at January 06, 2024 10:08 PM (fwDg9)
Well, except for the fireplace, the sconce, and the paneling, and for sure the Monet. But the whiskey looks familiar and I even have fancy bottles.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 06, 2024 10:08 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Skip at January 06, 2024 10:09 PM (fwDg9)
... a defense that may not have been tried before
Posted by: SMOD
Chutzpah!
Extra chutzpah: asking for the $40 in Kohl's Cash he would have earned had he paid.
Posted by: mikeski at January 06, 2024 10:09 PM (DgGvY)
https://t.co/mxIBvlY3kp
Posted by: Ciampino - No
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Mexico soon becoming our most civilized neighbor.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 06, 2024 10:09 PM (X6Sy7)
https://mol.im/a/12933209
Posted by: Ciampino - No shirt, No service at January 06, 2024 10:09 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 06, 2024 10:10 PM (q3gwH)
I had my first cataract surgery Thurs and am amazed at the difference! Been very nearsighted since 2nd grade, which was 1962.
Wearing a contact lens on the other eye and just w/ the one corrected I can even see better in the dark and can now drive at night. It will be awesome when I get the other one done in 2 weeks.
Posted by: Farmer at January 06, 2024 10:10 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: LRob in OK at January 06, 2024 10:10 PM (TSQkU)
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink Group 6-35
Launch time: Window opens on
Sunday, January 7th: 4 p.m. EST (2100 UTC)
https://shorturl.at/jmPU9
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink Group 7-10
Launch time: Approx. January 7th/8th:
9 p.m. to 1:27 a.m. PST (12:00-4:27 a.m. EST)
https://shorturl.at/fryJV
ULA - Vulcan Centaur VC25 - Cert-1 -
SLC-41 - Cape Canaveral SFS
Launch time: January 8th: 2:18 a.m. EST
https://t.ly/_C_nv
Posted by: Ciampino - No shirt, No service, unless you're a lady at January 06, 2024 10:10 PM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/12933209
Posted by: Ci
that is just embarrassing, nobody should be advertising these things
Posted by: N at January 06, 2024 10:11 PM (RjBju)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 06, 2024 10:11 PM (VwHCD)
https://mol.im/a/12933209
Posted by: Ciampino - No shirt, No service at January 06, 2024 10:09 PM (qfLjt)
Boeing is finding out what it means to have a bunch of DEI recruits on the assembly line. Plane was almost brand new.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 06, 2024 10:11 PM (q3gwH)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 06, 2024 10:11 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 06, 2024 10:06 PM (+RQPJ)
The book was excellent. I hope they didn't trash it with the movie.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 06, 2024 10:11 PM (sRfrW)
Once could spend hours in reflection, while enjoying a fine cigar and a glass of worthy spirits.
***
We're the Horde!
We settle for Weasel, the gun thread, and beer.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 06, 2024 10:12 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Farmer
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Good show.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 06, 2024 10:12 PM (X6Sy7)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 06, 2024 10:01 PM (aA3+G)
* * * *
*SNORT*
I do have my moments...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 06, 2024 10:12 PM (a8Rgt)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 06, 2024 10:13 PM (+RQPJ)
Posted by: LRob in OK at January 06, 2024 10:10 PM (TSQkU)
And the occasional squirrel nacho, say on Federal Holidays.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 06, 2024 10:13 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: All H
it was made so clooney could run a casting couch
Posted by: N at January 06, 2024 10:13 PM (RjBju)
Posted by: Ciampino - No idea how it works at January 06, 2024 09:56 PM (qfLjt)
Why not?
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at January 06, 2024 10:02 PM (iODuv)
----
Well I'm often willowed!
Posted by: Ciampino - No shirt, No service, unless you're a lady! at January 06, 2024 10:14 PM (qfLjt)
https://t.co/mxIBvlY3kp
Posted by: Ciampino - No idea how it works. Do you? at January 06, 2024 10:04 PM (qfLjt)
Maybe it was poisoned? At least adulterated? Bacon flavored?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 06, 2024 10:14 PM (Angsy)
Right? "Isn't this America? I thought this was America."
Posted by: Oddbob at January 06, 2024 10:14 PM (sNc8Y)
I tired of listening to Bob + The Wailers after many years of gobbling up everything they ever recorded. I love their stuff, and the tremendous influence they had, but like almost all the Classic Rock I've been steeped in since birth, I grew bored of it.
Thankfully I discovered many newer, even contemporary Reggae artists, who are very prolific today. My favorites, for 2023 anyway:
Stick Figure (by far my favorite, a skinny white guy from Boston who nails the genre, and who is featured on many other current Reggae artists' tracks, too).
Aya Terra. Elovaters. Rebelution. 10ft. Ganja Plant.
KBong. Passafire. Sensi Trails.
And, The Movement. Plug those into Pandora, Spotify, or YouTube, and see where the recommendations lead you.
10 Ft. Ganja Plant has the closest sound to Wailers of them all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WACIphNQk5w
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 06, 2024 10:14 PM (/QIWP)
Posted by: Farmer at January 06, 2024 10:10 PM (55Qr6)
* * * *
Congratulations! Prayers up for a successful second surgery!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 06, 2024 10:16 PM (a8Rgt)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 06, 2024 10:16 PM (/QIWP)
Oh, so that's where Mr. Welch lives.
http://tinyurl.com/3jz4rm5s
Posted by: mikeski at January 06, 2024 10:05 PM (DgGvY)
too long to read every one, but scanned it and this one jumped out at me:
248. There is no Halfling god of groin shots.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 06, 2024 10:16 PM (q3gwH)
Posted by: LRob in OK at January 06, 2024 10:16 PM (TSQkU)
https://mol.im/a/12932671
..... well, before he wondered off somewhere.
Posted by: Ciampino - White House? Keep your shirt on at January 06, 2024 10:17 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Good Taste Is Timeless at January 06, 2024 10:17 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: N at January 06, 2024 10:18 PM (RjBju)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 06, 2024 10:06 PM (+RQPJ)
It is a hell of a great story.
And as I've mentioned previously, an equally great story about the Huskies (spits) is their women's softball team. In four years with a bunch of freshmen and JC transfers, they went from a start up team to the final game of the collegiate World Series. Literally to the final inning. Incredible accomplishment.
Go Cougs!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 06, 2024 10:19 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 06, 2024 10:20 PM (V8he0)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 06, 2024 10:20 PM (V8he0)
Posted by: mindful webworker - pounce, thenseize at January 06, 2024 10:20 PM (/JmJp)
Posted by: Skip at January 06, 2024 10:20 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Ciampino - White House? Keep your wrinkles covered at January 06, 2024 10:20 PM (qfLjt)
Apparently the Junta, who succeeded in the coup four months earlier, are expanding the persecution by an order of magnitude and announced they are going after thousands who disobeyed signs not present, "Do Not Walk on the Grass".
As always they will hide any exonerating evidence such as complete fabrication of crimes they are accussed of - such as their awn agents removing the "Stay Off the Grass" signs before anybody ever saw them, and any other clues that literally the most known public building in the country was "closed to the public".
The only thing they 'insurrectionists' can do is wait for the stormtroopers to come for them.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 06, 2024 10:20 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: Good Taste Is Timeless at January 06, 2024 10:17 PM (V5BDR)
Thankya much.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 06, 2024 10:22 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 06, 2024 10:22 PM (QG3cQ)
That's good to hear Farmer!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 06, 2024 10:11
Thanks MH, and many thanks for the ONT. The one about Rules had me laughing so hard I was crying. Natural tears are the best healing.
Posted by: Farmer at January 06, 2024 10:26 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
A long time ago I knew a guy who was an apartment manager. According to him they get, um, calls from female tenants.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 06, 2024 10:26 PM (0Htd1)
Crap.... Hail... hope the solar panels survive...
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 06, 2024 10:27 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Ciampino
Who among us hasn't heard that at least once or twice?
Posted by: Tonypete at January 06, 2024 10:22 PM (QG3cQ)
----
See, I'm not a banker who has penalties for early withdrawal ....
Posted by: Ciampino - where words originate at January 06, 2024 10:28 PM (qfLjt)
Our ancestors
https://shorturl.at/hnSV8
Posted by: Ciampino - White House? Keep your wrinkles covered at January 06, 2024 10:20 PM (qfLjt)
I'm not sure that's the link you thought it was. (but if it is, then I'm confused)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 06, 2024 10:28 PM (q3gwH)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 06, 2024 10:22 PM (QG3cQ)
That, and "are you done?"
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 06, 2024 10:28 PM (Angsy)
One can imagine their net eventually widening to include anyone who commented on any web forum on January 6, who didn't actively and sufficiently condemn the "insurrection". Including anyone who put the word in between scare quotes.
It seems to me to be sort of a neo-Maoist inevitability, the reductio ad absurdum end to it all.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 06, 2024 10:29 PM (/QIWP)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 06, 2024 10:29 PM (niARo)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 06, 2024 10:30 PM (niARo)
It's what separates us from the animals.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 06, 2024 10:03 PM (W/lyH)
Ethics..
Posted by: Johnny Caspar at January 06, 2024 10:31 PM (aD39U)
It is a hell of a great story.
-----
Pfft:
"Appalachian State Beating Michigan Named Greatest Upset In College Football History"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 06, 2024 10:31 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 06, 2024 10:22 PM (QG3cQ)
That, and "are you done?"
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 06, 2024 10:28 PM (Angsy)
Beige! I think we'll paint the ceiling beige.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 06, 2024 10:31 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Ciampino
Once you make a deposit, you lose interest.
HeyOhhhhhh!!
Posted by: Tonypete at January 06, 2024 10:31 PM (QG3cQ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 06, 2024 10:31 PM (MoZTd)
I saw "The Boys in the Boat" today, which was a shockingly, refreshingly straightforward telling of the underdog University of Washington rowing team
================
I hope they didn't say "rowing team" in the movie. It's the rowing crew.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 06, 2024 10:32 PM (lCaJd)
https://mol.im/a/12932561
Would they tell us if he went from a hmm to an err?
Posted by: Ciampino - where do words originate? at January 06, 2024 10:32 PM (qfLjt)
It's what separates us from the animals.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 06, 2024 10:03 PM (W/lyH)
Ethics..
Posted by: Johnny Caspar
----
Morality
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 06, 2024 10:32 PM (XeU6L)
Actually a really nice Saturday night ONT also!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 06, 2024 10:30 PM (niARo)
Thanks AZ, trying to have a fun and frivolous time.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 06, 2024 10:33 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Or coxes that holler 'Stroke!'
Posted by: Tonypete at January 06, 2024 10:34 PM (QG3cQ)
https://mol.im/a/12931847
Posted by: Ciampino - where do they find these people? at January 06, 2024 10:34 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Gotta Split! at January 06, 2024 10:36 PM (V5BDR)
We settle for Weasel, the gun thread, and beer.
Posted by: Diogenes
---
A single barrel 1950's Stevens.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 06, 2024 10:37 PM (XeU6L)
That was not a window blow out - it was panel filler for where an optional boarding door could be placed.
Well, I guess technically the window did blow out, as it had no choice but to go with the whole wall that was supporting it.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 06, 2024 10:39 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: Skip at January 06, 2024 10:39 PM (fwDg9)
https://mol.im/a/12932561
Would they tell us if he went from a hmm to an err?
Posted by: Ciampino - where do words originate? at January 06, 2024 10:32 PM (qfLjt)
***
This is absolutely fu*king insane!
Apparently Biden didn't know...as if he knows much of anything. So the National Command Authority which is made up of the President, the SecDef, and the National.Security Advisor, is totally on it's ass. Jake Sullivan is running the defense of the country?
Fuck me!!!
Xi, Putin, and the fucktard in North Korea must be laughing their asses off.
I'll be mildly surprised if I wake up tomorrow and a mushroom cloud hasn't popped up somewhere.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 06, 2024 10:39 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
3 more people were arrested in Florida today. There was a $30,000 reward offered for information.
Posted by: old chick at January 06, 2024 10:40 PM (sOete)
===
She has a rap sheet.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 06, 2024 10:40 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
FIFY.
Posted by: mikeski at January 06, 2024 10:40 PM (DgGvY)
NAACP
@NAACP
"We cannot let Dr. Gay’s legacy be tarnished and erased. We must demand answers and accountability from Harvard and from Congress."
Dr. Ivory Toldson, NAACP Director of Education Innovation and Research, on Dr. Claudine Gay's resignation from @Harvard.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 06, 2024 10:42 PM (FVME7)
Nah, it's probably because they hate Jews.
Posted by: PabloD at January 06, 2024 10:42 PM (LrM6w)
Posted by: Skip at January 06, 2024 10:43 PM (fwDg9)
1743724117113602512
This is a good Tucker on Jan6
Posted by: Skip
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We are living in a police state. The difference between us and the Russians under the Premiers is our comfort. They are coming for our money, then they will take our homes and we will live in concrete hovels just like the citizens of the Soviet.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 06, 2024 10:43 PM (X6Sy7)
Posted by: Skip at January 06, 2024 10:44 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 06, 2024 10:45 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: N at January 06, 2024 10:46 PM (RjBju)
Pentagon slammed for keeping Defense Secretary hospitalization secret
https://mol.im/a/12932561
Would they tell us if he went from a hmm to an err?
Posted by: Ciampino
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What's the deal with that, anyway? Why would they keep it a secret from the White House?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 06, 2024 10:46 PM (lCaJd)
I hope they didn't say "rowing team" in the movie. It's the rowing crew.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Too Live Crew
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 06, 2024 10:47 PM (63Dwl)
somebodies plagiarizing our lines. Will it never end?
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 06, 2024 10:47 PM (q3gwH)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 06, 2024 10:47 PM (piwf8)
Posted by: Skip at January 06, 2024 10:44 PM (fwDg9)
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IIRC H.R. Haldeman called it "plausible deniability "
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 06, 2024 10:47 PM (RIvkX)
[Colorado's own] Rep. Jason Crow
@RepJasonCrow
On Jan 6, I was one of the Members stuck in the House gallery.
I still remember the sound of the rioters banging on the House chamber doors. I remember consoling my friend and colleague who had just spoken with her family.
. . . .
I remember telling my fellow Members to take off their pins so we couldn’t be identified. I remember my Ranger training kicking in to protect those around me.
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Hail to the Chief, motherfucker!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 06, 2024 10:47 PM (FVME7)
say what you will about claudine gray, but man is she ugly.
Posted by: N
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Someone must have photoshopped her into presentability by now. Just take off the birth control glasses and put some hair on her head.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 06, 2024 10:47 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 06, 2024 10:46 PM (lCaJd)
In any honest world, Lloyd Austin would be running a floor polisher on the midnight shift.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 06, 2024 10:48 PM (q3gwH)
I'm not sure that's the link you thought it was. (but if it is, then I'm confused)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 06, 2024 10:28 PM (q3gwH)
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I think it got edited.
Posted by: Ciampino - here today, gone today at January 06, 2024 10:48 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Rbastid at January 06, 2024 10:48 PM (MjbyR)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
FIFY.
Posted by: mikeski
Must be a rule that the airline cannot block operational doors with passenger seating.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 06, 2024 10:48 PM (cOq4q)
NAACP
@NAACP
"We cannot let Dr. Gay’s legacy be tarnished and erased. We must demand answers and accountability from Harvard and from Congress."
We need accountability from Harvard on whey they hired her in the first place.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 06, 2024 10:49 PM (63Dwl)
MisHum, you have impeccable taste. I mean, I already knew that, but not many know of Alejandro.
Posted by: Happy at January 06, 2024 10:50 PM (E/l+r)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 06, 2024 10:50 PM (D7oie)
Nah, it's probably because they hate Jews.
Posted by: PabloD
If they wanted to break it up with bathroom breaks they would have given everyone a 2-liter of Coke Zero (no suger, no caffeine to keep them up).
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 06, 2024 10:50 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: N at January 06, 2024 10:50 PM (RjBju)
Townhall.com
@townhallcom
BIDEN: "Jill and I attended the funerals of police officers who died as a result of" January 6th.
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He'll never get over Nacho Grande.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 06, 2024 10:51 PM (FVME7)
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Hail to the Chief, motherfucker!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 06, 2024 10:47 PM (FVME7)
That was posted today with a picture of Jason Crow laying on the ground behind a chair, and asked "where in your Ranger Training were you taught to cower and hide like a little girl?"
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 06, 2024 10:51 PM (q3gwH)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 06, 2024 10:46 PM (lCaJd)
In any honest world, Lloyd Austin would be running a floor polisher on the midnight shift.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 06, 2024 10:48 PM (q3gwH)
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I actually know a retired army General who did exactly that. And he had more integrity in his little finger than all these clowns put together.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 06, 2024 10:52 PM (W/lyH)
Townhall.com
@townhallcom
BIDEN: "Jill and I attended the funerals of police officers who died as a result of" January 6th.
you have to give biden a bit of slack here, he had a son that was an officer murdered by the j6 rebels
Posted by: N at January 06, 2024 10:53 PM (RjBju)
Posted by: Rbastid at January 06, 2024 10:54 PM (MjbyR)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 06, 2024 10:55 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Miklos, living his best life at January 06, 2024 10:55 PM (jov6P)
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Hail to the Chief, motherfucker!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 06, 2024 10:47 PM (FVME7)
That was posted today with a picture of Jason Crow laying on the ground behind a chair, and asked "where in your Ranger Training were you taught to cower and hide like a little girl?"
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 06, 2024 10:51 PM (q3gwH)
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Had not seen this.
You have got to be shitting me!!!
What a little bitch.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 06, 2024 10:56 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Shy Turtle at January 06, 2024 10:57 PM (V5BDR)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgIzXYFkwOQ
Posted by: N at January 06, 2024 10:58 PM (RjBju)
It'll be their self-licking Reichstag Fire.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 06, 2024 10:59 PM (e6UQI)
BIDEN: "Jill and I attended the funerals of police officers who died as a result of" January 6th.
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He'll never get over Nacho Grande.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
I can help.
Posted by: K.O. Pectate at January 06, 2024 11:00 PM (63Dwl)
NAACP
@NAACP
"We cannot let Dr. Gay’s legacy be tarnished and erased. We must demand answers and accountability from Harvard and from Congress."
We need accountability from Harvard on whey they hired her in the first place.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 06, 2024 10:49 PM (63Dwl)
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I want to know how she made dean.
Posted by: Ciampino - here today, gone today? at January 06, 2024 11:00 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: N at January 06, 2024 11:00 PM (RjBju)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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That was on me. I'm not a committed coxman like yerself.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 06, 2024 11:01 PM (+RQPJ)
I wonder if he was LTC Bearclaw's ranger buddy?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 06, 2024 11:02 PM (W/lyH)
https://mol.im/a/12932561
Would they tell us if he went from a hmm to an err?
Posted by: Ciampino
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The neat part is that they passed responsibility to the assistant, OK, Who was on vacation.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 06, 2024 11:02 PM (X6Sy7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 06, 2024 11:03 PM (63Dwl)
I think that was covered under "What's on your dinner plate? Vomit vs diarrhea."
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 06, 2024 11:04 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 06, 2024 10:51 PM (q3gwH)
I mean we've seen a good number of Dem's who have been in the "military" but whose entire career consisted of sitting under a desk giving a general a handy, so this checks out.
Posted by: Rbastid at January 06, 2024 11:04 PM (MjbyR)
Posted by: Shy Turtle at January 06, 2024 10:57 PM (V5BDR)
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Rose DeLauro has entered the chat.
Posted by: Ciampino - Brown paperbag candidates at January 06, 2024 11:05 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: N at January 06, 2024 11:05 PM (RjBju)
if you made them fuck each other you would create enough concentrated ugly to run a dyson sphere for centuries
Posted by: N at January 06, 2024 11:07 PM (RjBju)
Bill Barr is all about keeping the Big Club in power. He also knows if the Junta keeps pushing it will result in the Big Igloo II.
Hopefully the slavery supporters will lose this one.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 06, 2024 11:09 PM (cOq4q)
http://tinyurl.com/33fu5a5h
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 06, 2024 11:09 PM (q3gwH)
in alabama that is just another day that ends in y
Posted by: N at January 06, 2024 11:10 PM (RjBju)
MisHum, you have impeccable taste. I mean, I already knew that, but not many know of Alejandro.
Posted by: Happy
One of those 'why isn't he more famous' musicians. He's really good.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 06, 2024 11:10 PM (Wg6v7)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 06, 2024 11:10 PM (X6Sy7)
Posted by: N at January 06, 2024 11:14 PM (RjBju)
Florida woman sues Hershey's for $5B because the Reese's pumpkins were not "cute" enough
Her expectation was based on the assumption that "the product contained a cute looking carving of a pumpkin's mouth and eyes as pictured on the product packaging," according to the filed complaint.
Upon opening one of the treats, she realized the product was entirely covered with chocolate and lacked the "cute" carving that had motivated her purchase.
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Big Chocolate must pay!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 06, 2024 11:14 PM (FVME7)
This is absolutely fu*king insane!
Apparently Biden didn't know...as if he knows much of anything. So the National Command Authority which is made up of the President, the SecDef, and the National.Security Advisor, is totally on it's ass. Jake Sullivan is running the defense of the country?
Fuck me!!!
Posted by: Diogenes
Every military person in command authority down to the 04 detatchment commanders of remote weqther stations needs to be forceably retired. Every commisioned officer above 06 needs to be sacked and retired. Take the remaining 06s and polygraph them for U.S. Constitution loyalty. Put them in command slots if they survive the poly. Sack them otherwise.
I'd like to be martial law king for a fucking day.
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 06, 2024 11:15 PM (3CCua)
Posted by: Skip at January 06, 2024 11:16 PM (fwDg9)
Apparently Biden didn't know..
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Harry Truman didn't know we had an atom bomb until after Roooosevelt died.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 06, 2024 11:17 PM (X6Sy7)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 06, 2024 11:02 PM (X6Sy7)
The dude carrying the nuke football is probably thinking WTF!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 06, 2024 11:17 PM (W/lyH)
http://tinyurl.com/33fu5a5h
Posted by: Tom Servo
1983....(A Merman I Should Turn to Be)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 06, 2024 11:17 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: BifBewalski
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You need a month and a security force.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 06, 2024 11:19 PM (X6Sy7)
That was on me. I'm not a committed coxman like yerself.
Posted by: All Hail Eris
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Just don't let it happen again.
As for Lloyd Austin, are you telling me he's so dumb it didn't even occur to him to call in sick? Say it ain't so.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 06, 2024 11:19 PM (lCaJd)
Apparently Biden didn't know..
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Harry Truman didn't know we had an atom bomb until after Roooosevelt died.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 06, 2024 11:17 PM (X6Sy7)
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Apples.and oranges.
The NCA exists for a reason. These shitheads just ignored their basic constitutional responsibility. Probably looking for new places to buttfu*k their staffers.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 06, 2024 11:20 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: BifBewalski
When I am elected your King I shall order it so.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 06, 2024 11:23 PM (QG3cQ)
Posted by: BifBewalski
When I am elected your King I shall order it so.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 06, 2024 11:23 PM (QG3cQ)
I'll put in a good word with ZOD.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 06, 2024 11:24 PM (W/lyH)
https://mol.im/a/12933969
Posted by: Ciampino - fog, smoke, mist what to do at January 06, 2024 11:24 PM (qfLjt)
I actually know a retired army General who did exactly that. And he had more integrity in his little finger than all these clowns put together.
Posted by: Diogenes
Dutch Schoffner would do that. Best damned GO i ever worked for. I'm including Dennis Cavin, Morrie Boyd, and MG Cravens before (and after) he retired in that lis of GOs I've worked for
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 06, 2024 11:24 PM (3CCua)
Posted by: Miklos Zogu, Rightful King of all the Albanias at January 06, 2024 11:25 PM (jov6P)
https://mol.im/a/12933969
Posted by: Ciampino
Should have taken the train.
Oh wait
Posted by: High Speed Rail at January 06, 2024 11:26 PM (jov6P)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 06, 2024 11:27 PM (MeG8a)
Harry Truman didn't know we had an atom bomb until after Roooosevelt died.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 06, 2024 11:17 PM (X6Sy7)
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That was more on a need to know basis plus the fact that Roosevelt didn't like him, a country bumpkin.
Posted by: Ciampino - Hey guess what? at January 06, 2024 11:28 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 06, 2024 11:29 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 06, 2024 11:24 PM (3CCua)
Ha!
The then Col Boyd and I had several good chats in Desert Shield/Storm. And his S-2. Convinced him my targeting was pretty good.
A good man.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 06, 2024 11:29 PM (W/lyH)
https://mol.im/a/12933967
Posted by: Ciampino - Never lose hope eh! at January 06, 2024 11:31 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 06, 2024 11:31 PM (3CCua)
Ha!
The then Col Boyd and I had several good chats in Desert Shield/Storm. And his S-2. Convinced him my targeting was pretty good.
A good man.
Posted by: Diogenes
He was a great golfer too. He had me come with him to centcom in Tampa when he went to visit GEN Franks so I could get an export license approved for some stuff in Europe. Took me to a very nice Italian place, then over to the area where good cigars were hand made for an after dinner cigar. Very nice dude.
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 06, 2024 11:34 PM (3CCua)
Posted by: Alaska Airlines Maintenance Tech at January 06, 2024 11:35 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Someone asked me if my dog was named after Jeff Buckley the singer...
Posted by: lin-duh at January 06, 2024 11:35 PM (QBwwm)
That was more on a need to know basis plus the fact that Roosevelt didn't like him, a country bumpkin.
Posted by: Ciampino -
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He was a Artillery Captain in WWI and integral part of the Missouri political machine.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 06, 2024 11:37 PM (X6Sy7)
Posted by: irongrampa at January 06, 2024 11:38 PM (KATBx)
Two dead, nine people taken to hospital after 35 vehicles collide due to fog on Bakersfield interstate in California
https://mol.im/a/12933969
Posted by: Ciampino
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omg I'm surprised more wrecks don't happen on that stretch in winter.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 06, 2024 11:41 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 06, 2024 11:34 PM (3CCua)
Nice.
Spent time on several trips in Ybor City at the cigar places. I need to go back.
GEN Franks is a hell of a guy. Tremendous boss in VII Corps. Briefed him on many occasions before, during and after the war.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 06, 2024 11:42 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: N at January 06, 2024 10:46
Is she the long lost child of Stephen Urkel?
Posted by: Farmer at January 06, 2024 11:42 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Ciampino - where words originate at January 06, 2024 10:28 PM (qfLjt)
Are there penalties for early deposit?
Posted by: RickZ at January 06, 2024 11:44 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Farmer at January
sometimes just dumping your kid in the woods is not enough
Posted by: N at January 06, 2024 11:44 PM (RjBju)
There are questions on how that could happen. Most movie scripts show too much decompression craziness (imo), but idk. They were at 16,000 feet ... no idea how that varies from 35,000 feet. But ripping a shirt off a kid? Sucking phones out? ...
I'd rather see video of a hot young babe having her shirt sucked off ... but maybe that's just me. heh
Posted by: illiniwek at January 06, 2024 11:47 PM (Cus5s)
They were at 16,000 feet ... no idea how that varies from 35,000 feet. But ripping a shirt off a kid? Sucking phones out? ...
Goldfinger right out the window.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 06, 2024 11:49 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 06, 2024 11:50 PM (X6Sy7)
Posted by: illiniwek
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No bra and the vacuum tugging at her femininity.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 06, 2024 11:53 PM (X6Sy7)
Posted by: N at January 06, 2024 11:55 PM (RjBju)
>>>The corruption, however, has resulted in some hilarious setbacks for Xi, according to the Bloomberg report, "including missiles filled with water instead of fuel and vast fields of missile silos in western China with lids that don’t function in a way that would allow the missiles to launch effectively."
Posted by: Braenyard at January 06, 2024 11:59 PM (X6Sy7)
Posted by: Skip at January 06, 2024 11:59 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Shy Turtle at January 06, 2024 10:57
You sir are one weird mfer. Why would you want to compare Steve Urkel to Beetlejuice, they both have been no use to society.
Posted by: Farmer at January 06, 2024 11:59 PM (55Qr6)
https://t.co/mxIBvlY3kp
Posted by: Ciampino - No idea how it works. Do you? at January 06, 2024 10:04 PM (qfLjt)
Coffee, delivered by firehose at 212 F, would be dandy. To save money leave the coffee out, and just use hot water.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 07, 2024 12:00 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Skip at January 06, 2024 11:59 PM (fwDg9)
Always keep your seatbelt attached and then you can assist the ladies...
Posted by: Diogenes at January 07, 2024 12:01 AM (W/lyH)
Boobies just a concern when watching the video. But everyone seemed very calm .. I was a little surprised to see that guy standing/walking near the big hole. ... There would be an initial blast outward, not sure how long or how powerful that would be.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 07, 2024 12:06 AM (Cus5s)
get to the guys if you have time.
Posted by: N at January 07, 2024 12:06 AM (RjBju)
The flight attendants came running up to figure out what happened. I'm sitting there sipping my drink and during a lull in the excitement said, "Well, I guess we know who the favorites are!"
That got a laugh...and free drinks for the rest of the flight.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 07, 2024 12:07 AM (W/lyH)
I made a hefty Marinara sauce with crushed fire roasted tomatoes, 2 cups of Merlot, 6 cloves minced garlic, fresh chopped Basil, Oregano, and simmered it down to thicken...while adding some course salt and fresh cracked pepper.
I seared some sweet Italian pork sausage with another 1/4 cup of wine, minced it up it finely...then drained off the liquid and put it in the sauce.
Served it over Al dente Linguine with a Vinaigrette drizzled over Romaine and a Pecorino Romano salad on the side.
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 07, 2024 12:07 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 06, 2024 10:42 PM (FVME7)
Time to be checking that scrunt's "academic" output for plagiarism, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 07, 2024 12:07 AM (tkR6S)
It's Canada, use the big snowplows.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 07, 2024 12:08 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 07, 2024 12:09 AM (TDvv2)
I made a hefty Marinara sauce with crushed fire roasted tomatoes, 2 cups of Merlot, 6 cloves minced garlic, fresh chopped Basil, Oregano, and simmered it down to thicken...while adding some course salt and fresh cracked pepper.
I seared some sweet Italian pork sausage with another 1/4 cup of wine, minced it up it finely...then drained off the liquid and put it in the sauce.
Served it over Al dente Linguine with a Vinaigrette drizzled over Romaine and a Pecorino Romano salad on the side.
Posted by: Nig
may as well, since israel's gonna be screwed now.
Posted by: N at January 07, 2024 12:09 AM (RjBju)
215 bodies found in unmarked graves behind Mississippi jail.
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Legal question: If you are a jail inmate planning an escape and start tunneling your way out, and while digging you uncover a human arm bone or skull fragment, are you required to cease digging and notify the authorities?
Posted by: Muldoon at January 07, 2024 12:12 AM (991eG)
Posted by: illiniwek at January 07, 2024 12:06 AM (Cus5s)
Decompression is explosive but doesn't last long. At 16k feet not nearly as bad as at say, 30k feet. Most cabins are pressurized for about 8,000 feet. Once it is done, there is no sucking out the window stuff. Looking at the vid, what impressed me was how quiet it was. I've flown open cockpits, and opened the canopies on other aircraft...it is noisy.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 07, 2024 12:13 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 07, 2024 12:14 AM (63Dwl)
Legal question: If you are a jail inmate planning an escape and start tunneling your way out, and while digging you uncover a human arm bone or skull fragment, are you required to cease digging and notify the authorities?
Posted by: Muldoon
You say "hey, gimme a hand here!"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 07, 2024 12:16 AM (63Dwl)
I made a hefty Marinara sauce with crushed fire roasted tomatoes, 2 cups of Merlot, 6 cloves minced garlic, fresh chopped Basil, Oregano, and simmered it down to thicken...while adding some course salt and fresh cracked pepper.
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My personal ratio for wine in the sauce is one cup for the sauce, two for the cook. Three if in doubt.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 07, 2024 12:16 AM (W/lyH)
http://tinyurl.com/33fu5a5h
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 06, 2024 11:09 PM (q3gwH)
He was doing ok until the dismount. I'm not so sure about the cops, though. If your partner is handcuffing a naked, dripping wet man, should you be pointing a taser at the prone guy? Will the partner catch a friendly fire jolt?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 07, 2024 12:16 AM (z+89e)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
We all would, in the same way as the Iran-Iraq war.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 07, 2024 12:17 AM (781bE)
OK right there is evidence of senility, or is it just the usual Joe lying?
I'd like to know what Ashli Babbit's husband thinks of this statement? And what has happened to the DC cop that killed her, he still has his job and she is still dead?
Posted by: Farmer at January 07, 2024 12:18 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Muldoon
You say "hey, gimme a hand here!"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 07, 2024 12:16 AM (63Dwl)
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You would want tibia honest.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 07, 2024 12:18 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 07, 2024 12:20 AM (J3ryZ)
Even the big jets. C-141, C-5, C-17.
The last command before the first jumper goes, is "Stand In The Door!". He does, and doesn't get "sucked out", but instead, jumps on the Green Light and shouted "GO!" from the Jumpmaster. And the rest of the string follows, in (hopefully) rapid succession.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 07, 2024 12:20 AM (e6UQI)
I made a hefty Marinara sauce with crushed fire roasted tomatoes, 2 cups of Merlot, 6 cloves minced garlic, fresh chopped Basil, Oregano, and simmered it down to thicken...while adding some course salt and fresh cracked pepper.
I seared some sweet Italian pork sausage with another 1/4 cup of wine, minced it up it finely...then drained off the liquid and put it in the sauce.
Served it over Al dente Linguine with a Vinaigrette drizzled over Romaine and a Pecorino Romano salad on the side.
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 07, 2024 12:07 AM (TDvv2)
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Those two cups of Merlot, you drank those for cooking courage, right.
This is hilarious. Dinner for One.
https://t.ly/_oe2V
Posted by: Ciampino - Never lose hope eh!! at January 07, 2024 12:21 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Skip at January 07, 2024 12:22 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 07, 2024 12:22 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 07, 2024 12:09
Sounds delish N. We just had some great garlic bread, my mouth is still alve w/ garlic.
Posted by: Farmer at January 07, 2024 12:23 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Skip at January 07, 2024 12:24 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 07, 2024 12:24 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Muldoon
You say "hey, gimme a hand here!"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 07, 2024 12:16 AM (63Dwl)
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You would want tibia honest.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 07, 2024 12:18 AM (W/lyH)
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You're ribbing me, right?
Posted by: Ciampino - Please please don't tease at January 07, 2024 12:24 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: N at January 07, 2024 12:25 AM (RjBju)
Posted by: Skip at January 07, 2024 12:25 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 07, 2024 12:25 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 07, 2024 12:26 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Skip at January 07, 2024 12:25 AM (fwDg9)
Well. Pick one and do try to keep up.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 07, 2024 12:26 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 07, 2024 12:24 AM (63Dwl)
Nah, Colombo Crime Family soldier. Involved in pizza/restaurant extortion.
Posted by: RickZ at January 07, 2024 12:26 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 07, 2024 12:24 AM (63Dwl)
Nah, Colombo Crime Family soldier. Involved in pizza/restaurant extortion.
Posted by: RickZ at January 07, 2024 12:26 AM (emlEe)
I thought he was shortstop for the Pirates in 59-61.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 07, 2024 12:27 AM (W/lyH)
https://mol.im/a/12934629
Posted by: Ciampino - what else was he going to do with that tissue? at January 07, 2024 12:30 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Al Dente at January 07, 2024 12:30 AM (V5BDR)
Did I see something lately that there may have been some progress on your FIL's disappearance? What is up?
Posted by: Farmer at January 07, 2024 12:31 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Skip at January 07, 2024 12:33 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 07, 2024 12:33 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: N at January 07, 2024 12:25 AM (RjBju)
----
I enjoy those also. Then there's the Ohio and Florida guys.
Posted by: Ciampino - I'm not driving, I'm traveling at January 07, 2024 12:34 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Al Dente at January 07, 2024 12:30 AM (V5BDR)
You were a punk.
Posted by: Len Gwini at January 07, 2024 12:34 AM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Forbes Field at January 07, 2024 12:34 AM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Skip at January 07, 2024 12:34 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Skip at January 07, 2024 12:22
Indeed Skip. Wow, you are up way late dude.
Posted by: Farmer at January 07, 2024 12:35 AM (55Qr6)
Nightwatch, Have you got any leftovers??
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 07, 2024 12:35 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 07, 2024 12:36 AM (R4t5M)
Still accepting donations towards the unkindest cut of all
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Posted by: I'm not driving, I'm traveling. Sir this is not bball. at January 07, 2024 12:39 AM (qfLjt)
Pays 1 1/2 so could use the cash
Posted by: Skip at January 07, 2024 12:39 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Diogenes
Dick Groat.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 07, 2024 12:36 AM (R4t5M)
Ok
I was just being sarcastic.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 07, 2024 12:39 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 07, 2024 12:41 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 07, 2024 12:42 AM (IvDU4)
Toronto police deliver hot coffee to the Hamas supporters who are blockading the Jewish community in Armour Heights, Toronto.
https://t.co/mxIBvlY3kp
Posted by: Ciampino -
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I'm beginning to think this war will be lost.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 07, 2024 12:45 AM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Skip at January 07, 2024 12:45 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Friend of Specific Tenant at January 07, 2024 12:48 AM (xttsV)
Guess straight away was thinking he would get charged not knowing of the Jan6 set up and Kangaroo Courts to come ahead.
Posted by: Skip at January 07, 2024 12:50 AM (fwDg9)
Toronto police deliver hot coffee to the Hamas supporters who are blockading the Jewish community in Armour Heights, Toronto.
Should have delivered it by firefighting airplane.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 07, 2024 12:50 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Skip at January 07, 2024 12:51 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at January 07, 2024 12:53 AM (whf0Z)
Pays 1 1/2 so could use the cash
Posted by: Skip at January 07, 2024 12:39
I don't recall you working nightshifts for yrs. That's a tough change. Too old for that here anymore.
Tended bar for yrs when younger, 79-89. You get used to a night shift, took me a long time to adjust..
Posted by: Farmer at January 07, 2024 12:54 AM (55Qr6)
Or maybe not...
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 07, 2024 12:55 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Skip at January 07, 2024 12:57 AM (fwDg9)
I was just being sarcastic.
Posted by: Diogenes
I know. Look him up if you don't know who he is. One hell of an athlete.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 07, 2024 12:58 AM (R4t5M)
Fuck's sake. I'm 65, and work around the whole damn clock, regardless. If the dispatch says "IAH Bush Airport at 3am", I'm THERE at 3 am.
Tomorrow will be relatively easy. 0730 alarm, 0930 pickup, passengers both ways, leaving and coming back to Galveston.
Hope the SOBs are fat tippers! lol
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 07, 2024 12:59 AM (e6UQI)
I worked almost 10 years 6pm to 6am night shift in an ER as a tech, then a nurse. Probably has taken that many years that I will live off the back side.
Which means my time is short.
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 07, 2024 01:00 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Skip at January 07, 2024 01:03 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Skip at January 07, 2024 01:05 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 07, 2024 01:06 AM (TDvv2)
Jim
Do you have to distribute the really ones around the van?
Posted by: Miklos, driven at January 07, 2024 01:09 AM (jov6P)
A somewhat aerodynamic hole, to be sure. Quite unlike the fuselage section failures of other planes that've survived such failures.
To be noted. The ONLY jets that I know that have not fully disintegrated and crashed from such failures, ARE Boeing 737s, various versions over the years.
Seems no OTHER jet, has survived such blowouts. Yeah, it's easy to jibe the 737 for the failures.
How 'bout cheering them for when they manage to land safely, after?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 07, 2024 01:10 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 07, 2024 01:10 AM (ACw1k)
Posted by: Strict Auntie Miklos, who also should be in bed at January 07, 2024 01:11 AM (jov6P)
Posted by: Skip at January 07, 2024 01:05 AM (fwDg9)
Whatever you do, DO NOT read the comments at 'Revolver News'. Hazmat suit required.
Posted by: RickZ at January 07, 2024 01:13 AM (emlEe)
Actually, yes.
The True Hippos (+300lbs), I will NOT allow in the right cab seat. "shotgun". So fat, that I cannot see the right-side mirror. Severe hazard, that.
There is a "solo" seat right next to the sliding rear door, that I have them take. Ample room right and left, and legroom, too. I'll slide that "shotgun" seat far forward, and put a child or small adult up there, instead.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 07, 2024 01:14 AM (e6UQI)
Explain?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 07, 2024 01:15 AM (XqcwY)
Seen pictures of people sitting on a back ramp wile flying
Posted by: Skip at January 07, 2024 01:15 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 07, 2024 01:16 AM (Wg6v7)
I loved her in "Caddyshack". Still seems too young.
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 07, 2024 01:16 AM (ACw1k)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 07, 2024 01:16 AM (R4t5M)
Fuck's sake. I'm 65, and work around the whole damn clock, regardless. If the dispatch says "IAH Bush Airport at 3am", I'm THERE at 3 am.
Tomorrow will be relatively easy. 0730 alarm, 0930 pickup, passengers both ways, leaving and coming back to Galveston.
Hope the SOBs are fat tippers! lol
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 07, 2024 12:59
You sir are an inspiration, I've long read of this Jim of Sunk New Dawn. Very glad you have recovered from the fall thru the skylight, that was some nasty injuries dude.
Posted by: Farmer at January 07, 2024 01:18 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 07, 2024 01:18 AM (Wg6v7)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 07, 2024 01:19 AM (Wg6v7)
Posted by: Skip
NOT ON SCHOOL NIGHTS
Posted by: Strict Auntie Miklos, who also should be in bed at January 07, 2024 01:11 AM (jov6P
Worked a summer job 4:30pm to 1am. A bummer of a summer.
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 07, 2024 01:20 AM (ACw1k)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 07, 2024 01:21 AM (Sgq8y)
In keeping with F. Zappa & the earlier Music Thread, I thought about the talented Tim Moore (Wikipedia, if interested) from Philly who did have some connection to Zappa. Moore wrote & sang '2nd Avenue,' quite nice imho. I was going to try to post it but figured I'd f things up as usual.
There's many things wrong with PA aside from Fetterman & Shapiro. The toll has just gone up on the PA Turnpike again! 360 miles long, it's the most expensive toll road in the world. If not bad enough, it also has the highest tax rate on gasoline & the highest tax rate on diesel at $0.741/gallon. (2024 rates, all) Yeah, the transportation costs are murder. BTW, 13 counties are also classified as 'sanctuary' in nature.
Thanks & Nite, all. Lola
Posted by: L - They don't have to outrun the bear. They only have to outrun us - for now at January 07, 2024 01:22 AM (GshMh)
Posted by: Skip at January 07, 2024 01:24 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 07, 2024 01:24 AM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Skip at January 07, 2024 01:15 AM (fwDg9)
From those planes, as well as the C-5 and the C-17, Paratroopers jump FROM rear-side doors, and not the ramp.
Exception being, the '130 or '17, when Special Forces are doing "fancy" jumps, such as jumping with heavy gear such as RIB boats and such, or High Altitude, Low Opening jumps, where the whole team has to jump as a single cluster, and not a "string".
Watch U.S. Army Paratroops jump from USAF C-17s. Side doors. Granted, those are fitted with a perforated Blast Shield and external step, nowdays. But, side doors.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 07, 2024 01:25 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Farmer at January 07, 2024 01:18 AM (55Qr6)
Well, if being too stubborn to give up is an inspiration, then so be it.
The motto of the classic old motorcycle trek through the eastern woods has long been my talisman. Ever since my young teen years.
The Jack Pine Rally. "Press On, Regardless".
That's been my story. That's been my life.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 07, 2024 01:31 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: 496 at January 06, 2024 09:51 PM (Bf+P4)
A bit like the cartoon here recently. Guy's standing in the store at the Gift Wrap counter. The clerk tells him, "Nice iron. Your wife will love it. While I wrap it, you might want to go over to sporting goods and pick up a helmet."
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 07, 2024 01:31 AM (LicSf)
You mean the author of the Shaver mystery?
Posted by: Pope John 20th at January 07, 2024 01:34 AM (cYrkj)
The last command before the first jumper goes, is "Stand In The Door!". He does, and doesn't get "sucked out", but instead, jumps on the Green Light and shouted "GO!" from the Jumpmaster. And the rest of the string follows, in (hopefully) rapid succession.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 07, 2024 12:20 AM (e6UQI)
My skydive instructor told us that when he was in the service, he actually tried to reach for the plane's elevator when he jumped out the side, and couldn't get it. Meant to give us confidence, I guess.
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 07, 2024 01:42 AM (fZ5/D)
Can you imagine a Para trying to reach the elevator on a C-17?
It's some 35 ft. above the side door, I think?
Were there even any Paras who struck a C-43 Gooney Bird's horizontal tail?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 07, 2024 01:51 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 06, 2024 10:39 PM (W/lyH)
I'm thinking the invasion/takeover of Taiwan is imminent.
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 07, 2024 01:52 AM (FNN+Q)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 07, 2024 01:56 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Skip at January 07, 2024 02:01 AM (fwDg9)
Have a great rest of night
Posted by: Skip at January 07, 2024 02:05 AM (fwDg9)
Otherwise, one day, the Taiwanese will peacefully awaken, only to learn then, that their island Republic has been taken overnight, and subsumed into the People's Republic of China.
All the threat and bluster of the military options, I think, is but the feint and distraction from the true intent of the STRATEGIC thrust.
Which will be from daggers, garrotes and silenced pistols, in the night.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 07, 2024 02:07 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: JT at January 07, 2024 02:20 AM (T4tVD)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 07, 2024 02:22 AM (e6UQI)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 07, 2024 02:07 AM (e6UQI)
I recall reading about "the green men" (or men dressed in green), situated to take over. Perhaps the phrase makes sense to the Chinese. You describe a way to take the country intact, without blowing up TSMC.
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 07, 2024 02:22 AM (0png4)
http://tinyurl.com/33fu5a5h
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 06, 2024 11:09 PM (q3gwH)
-
FIFY plus a double entendre bonus.
They should have weighed him upside down with a smiling cop on each side of him for the trophy pic.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 07, 2024 02:26 AM (PODEE)
Can you imagine a Para trying to reach the elevator on a C-17?
It's some 35 ft. above the side door, I think?
Were there even any Paras who struck a C-43 Gooney Bird's horizontal tail?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 07, 2024 01:51 AM (e6UQI)
I may have missed you. I don't know what aircraft the instructor was referring to -- perhaps it was non- military. I liked the guy; he obviously gad courage to go into that career, but he was not arrogant or a blowhard
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 07, 2024 02:26 AM (0png4)
Won't matter if the infiltrators are wearing Barney Purple.
They're there, and the threat is FROM the "inside".
Mainland China has shit for LST ships or Higgins Boat landing crafts. Hence, their "invasion" would be docking RoRo ships at Taiwanese docks and piers.
The Strategic Threat IS "decapitation". Nothing less will do.
Paralyze the response, and the rest is but details.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
/hasta la nite nite horde
Posted by: Jim at January 07, 2024 02:30 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 07, 2024 02:34 AM (RJAZT)
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 07, 2024 02:43 AM (LJc62)
Posted by: m at January 07, 2024 03:15 AM (hWiTk)
I miss Norm.
Posted by: m at January 07, 2024 03:15 AM (hWiTk)
Yep, he was matched with some D-listers, but he was still Norm
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 07, 2024 03:33 AM (w9NUd)
Posted by: JT at January 07, 2024 04:04 AM (T4tVD)
again to read more news.
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