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Democrat Mayor of Edison, NJ Blocks Immigrant Bus From Entering City, Saying They're a "Major Security Risk" and We Can't Idenitfy Them

Uh, yes.

But it's still cool if they flood into El Paso every fucking day, right?


While speaking to New York ABC affiliate WABC on Monday, Edison, New Jersey Mayor Sam Joshi (D) stated that he turned a bus full of migrants sent to the city back because local police "did not know if any of those 40 individuals were carrying weapons, they couldn't be identified." And this is "a major security risk. It's a health risk. And we're just not going to tolerate that." Joshi, who plans to send migrants back to the border, also stated that he doesn't want to pawn problems off on other mayors.

WABC New Jersey Reporter Toni Yates stated, "The town of Edison, however, has its own answer: A charter bus to send migrants back to the southern border. The bus that arrived the other night was simply ordered to leave."

She then played a clip of Joshi saying, "Edison Township Police officers did not know if any of those 40 individuals were carrying weapons, they couldn't be identified. And that is a major problem. That's a major security risk. It's a health risk. And we're just not going to tolerate that."

As I've said, this is unconstitutional. Democrat mayors can no more block illegal immigrants from entering their jurisdictions than Democrat mayors in the 50s could block blacks from entering their towns.

But I haven't seen Abbott launch a lawsuit to stop this behavior. I don't know why.

It will keep getting worse. The leftwing psychopaths are determined to keep a policy in place that they know doesn't work, because they are incapable of ever admitting error to the right. So they will just try to keep the policy, while keeping the unwanted illegals in red jurisdictions.

Due to NYC's harassing restrictions on bus arrivals, illegals are hopping on to the trains in NJ.

Another plane carrying illegals just landed in Chicago, and Chicago's woke cornpone dunce of a mayor, who looks like he just walked out a Spike Lee movie in 1988, is very angry about it.

Did Johnson call illegal immigrants "seeds of chaos?" Yes, he did. That may be worse than Jill Biden calling Hispanics in Texas "breakfast tacos." There hasn't been any pushback, though, because he's a black Democrat mayor and he is playing victim to the mean Republican governor in Texas.

In fairness, they only become "seeds of chaos" when they enter blue cities. When they're in red towns like El Paso, they are the Backbone of America.

That is the official word from the Biden Administration, as delivered by this incompetent diversity hire:


Meanwhile, the pace of illegals entering the country who are on the terror watch list is hitting a new record.

And, of course, this is just the number of possible terrorists we know about.

The number of illegal migrants on the terror watchlist caught by Border Patrol in the first two months of the new fiscal year puts 2024 on pace to hit a new record, according to Customs and Border Protection (CBP) data updated Friday.

Border Patrol has recorded a total of 31 illegal migrants whose names appeared on the terror watchlist so far in fiscal year 2024, 13 of which were caught in October, according to the data. Border Patrol recorded 172 encounters of migrants whose names appeared on the watchlist in fiscal year 2023, 98 in fiscal year 2022 and 16 in fiscal year 2021, according to federal data.

Federal authorities warned Border Patrol to keep watch for Hamas, Palestinian Islamic Jihad and Hezbollah terrorists possibly crossing the southern border illegally after the Oct. 7 terrorist attack on civilians in Israel, according to an internal memo exclusively obtained by the Daily Caller News Foundation.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:10 PM




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1 No shit, mayor.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 03, 2024 12:11 PM (u73oe)

2 The leftist true believers have got to be very confused right now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 03, 2024 12:11 PM (GBKbO)

3 Nooded

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 03, 2024 12:11 PM (u73oe)

4 Anybody got a picture of (Democrat) George Wallace in front of a school in Alabama? Seems I've seen this before.

Posted by: Quick Draw Mc at January 03, 2024 12:11 PM (WWvt3)

5 Hi Ace!

Back in the swing of things.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 03, 2024 12:12 PM (t/2Uw)

6 Morning.

Corgis called.

Posted by: Robert at January 03, 2024 12:12 PM (TI2lk)

7 Contrary to Cornpone Johnson's belief, Abbott is the governor of Texas, not IllegalAlienville.

Posted by: Harvard at January 03, 2024 12:13 PM (Q4KYm)

8 And I am not Harvard.

Posted by: huerfano at January 03, 2024 12:13 PM (Q4KYm)

9 Who's the horsey-faced "Face the Nation" dame?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 03, 2024 12:13 PM (9yWhg)

10 The Head of the Mossad, David Barnea:

Every Arab mother should know that if her son took part in October 7 massacre, he will die.

The rules have changed.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 03, 2024 12:14 PM (YAtuc)

11 send 'em straight to Delaware, those folks love them some Biden and his policies

Posted by: DanMan at January 03, 2024 12:14 PM (8uzBS)

12
Seeds of chaos? Did I wander into the Gardening Thread?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 03, 2024 12:15 PM (3qE2b)

13 send 'em straight to Delaware, those folks love them some Biden and his policies
Posted by: DanMan


Rhode Island. Then they'll cease to exist just like that state does.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 03, 2024 12:15 PM (9yWhg)

14 We demand that you allow illegal aliens into the country. We also demand that you keep them away from our state.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 03, 2024 12:15 PM (J0HRq)

15 "How can they Turn Texas Blue if they're in New Jersey?"

--The Usual Idiots

Posted by: XTC at January 03, 2024 12:15 PM (sm6Pk)

16 Send them all to California! They want them there. Free healthcare!

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 03, 2024 12:16 PM (t/2Uw)

17 I can't help but notice the distinct thunder of silence from the Gormless Old Prats in congress about all this.

Posted by: No Shirt Shylock at January 03, 2024 12:16 PM (PWI4f)

18 Think we found the solution to the commercial real estate slump

Posted by: nckate at January 03, 2024 12:16 PM (EPm6B)

19 Federal authorities warned Border Patrol to keep watch for Hamas, Palestinian Islamic Jihad and Hezbollah terrorists possibly crossing the southern border illegally after the Oct. 7 terrorist attack on civilians in Israe
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We're not going to worry about the terrorists that may have crossed the open border before that, though.

Posted by: Methos at January 03, 2024 12:17 PM (Dnobf)

20 Anybody got a picture of (Democrat) George Wallace in front of a school in Alabama? Seems I've seen this before.
Posted by: Quick Draw Mc at January 03, 2024 12:11 PM (WWvt3)

Can't wait for the Democrat mayors to start chanting "Segregation Now! Segregation FOREVER!!!"

Posted by: BurtTC at January 03, 2024 12:17 PM (QBaJw)

21 Lots of ideas sound really good when they're far away - either physically or temporally - or when you can't imagine you'll ever need them.

- Illegals at the border - great, illegals up north - bad.
- Zero carbon - great, what do you mean there's no food?
- Socialized medicine - great, what do you mean I have to wait for treatment.
- One child per family - great (right Chynah?), demographic collapse - bad (right Chynah?)

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 03, 2024 12:17 PM (GYIa4)

22 how in the fuck do people this dumb get elected ?

SMFH

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 03, 2024 12:17 PM (NtVYv)

23 He's right! ...

Newark Police said at approximately 6:16 a.m., Newark Police responded to an emergency call at the intersection of South Orange Avenue and Camden Street, where a male was reportedly shot.

The victim has been identified as the Imam of the Masjid Muhammad mosque, located at 197 Camden Street.

According to several sources, the Imam was preparing to engage in the Fajr prayer, the first of the five daily prayers in Islam, when the attack occurred.

It is reported that a gunman approached during this time of spiritual reflection and opened fire.

Following the incident, the Imam was urgently transported to University Hospital. As of the latest updates, he is in critical condition, fighting for his life.

This shocking event has rattled the local community, particularly members of the Masjid Muhammad mosque, where the Imam serves as a spiritual leader.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 03, 2024 12:17 PM (2yu8s)

24 Great Replacement is a totally just a wacky conspiracy

Posted by: brak at January 03, 2024 12:17 PM (25k9m)

25 Wallace:

http://tinyurl.com/ym3hschw

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 03, 2024 12:17 PM (Q0kLU)

26 I am the Lord of Chaos!

Posted by: Rand al Mayorkas at January 03, 2024 12:18 PM (M8wg/)

27 >>Send them all to California! They want them there. Free healthcare!

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 03, 2024 12:16 PM

They get free healthcare wherever they go. California just acknowledged it.

Posted by: huerfano at January 03, 2024 12:18 PM (Q4KYm)

28 I hardly ever see robins in my yard this time of year. There are a bunch of robins in my yard today. The cat, broken tail is healing, is sitting in the window, watching the birds, and losing her mind because she can't go out there and murder the little bastards.

This strikes me as, somehow, a metaphor for our country. But I can't figure out how.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 03, 2024 12:18 PM (cRrcX)

29 20 Can't wait for the Democrat mayors to start chanting "Segregation Now! Segregation FOREVER!!!"
Posted by: BurtTC at January 03, 2024 12:17 PM (QBaJw)

========

Black activists are already just a small use of a thesaurus away from saying that all the time now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 03, 2024 12:18 PM (GBKbO)

30 Lovely day to ruin a country

Posted by: Jamaica at January 03, 2024 12:18 PM (M8wg/)

31 Here in IL, we landlords cannot refuse to rent to illegals since Jan 1. Don't ever be a landlord.

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at January 03, 2024 12:19 PM (2YIsM)

32 Think we found the solution to the commercial real estate slump
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If illegal aliens were a solution to real estate problems, China would be hoovering them all up.

Posted by: Methos at January 03, 2024 12:19 PM (Dnobf)

33 In fairness, they only become "seeds of chaos" when they enter blue cities. When they're in red towns like El Paso, they are the Backbone of America.
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Just ask so-called Reason magazine.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 03, 2024 12:19 PM (2yu8s)

34 22 how in the fuck do people this dumb get elected ?

SMFH
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 03, 2024 12:17 PM (NtVYv)

=========

Citizenry apathy combined with a political machine that's been making things happen in the city for over a hundred years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 03, 2024 12:19 PM (GBKbO)

35 Federal authorities warned Border Patrol to keep watch for Hamas, Palestinian Islamic Jihad and Hezbollah terrorists possibly crossing the southern border illegally after the Oct. 7 terrorist attack on civilians in Israe
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We're not going to worry about the terrorists that may have crossed the open border before that, though.
Posted by: Methos at January 03, 2024 12:17 PM (Dnobf)

Federal authorities. They're so funny. These are the same people who warned us on Dec. 8 to watch out for Jap planes approaching the islands. They warned us on 9/12 to be on the lookout for swarthy men with box cutters, getting on airplanes.

Those federal authorities. Always a day late and 34 trillion dollars short.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 03, 2024 12:19 PM (QBaJw)

36 Bill Johnson (gop-oh) has retired. Shrinking majority to 2.

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 03, 2024 12:19 PM (CIS44)

37 Edison has a very big Indian population and this mayor is Indian. Indians protect their own. This is more about an intermural squabble between various brown-skinned factions than anything else. The coming race riots are gonna be lit, yo!

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 03, 2024 12:20 PM (iFTx/)

38 Close the border NOW. 100%.
Shut down the entire government if that is what it takes.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do Not Kill at January 03, 2024 12:20 PM (gxokI)

39 I can't help but notice the distinct thunder of silence from the Gormless Old Prats in congress about all this.
Posted by: No Shirt Shylock at January 03, 2024 12:16 PM (PWI4f)


While we may be gormless, we can see our family wealth increasing and we have myrmidons to keep the rabble at an acceptable distance. -- Starshine Ooobookui, Leader of the Gormless Old Prats Caucus

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 03, 2024 12:20 PM (GYIa4)

40 Abbott needs to flood Delaware.

It's A very small state. The impact would break them quickly.

It's also someone's home state.

Big bang for the buck.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? at January 03, 2024 12:20 PM (vcOd1)

41 I love the smell of leprosy in the morning. It smell like - victory.

Posted by: US government funded NGOs at January 03, 2024 12:21 PM (Ya7DW)

42 Battle seeds of chaos with seeds of CONTROL!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2024 12:21 PM (63Dwl)

43 Don't let the sun set on your brown ass in this town, Amigo.

Posted by: Sam Joshi (D) at January 03, 2024 12:21 PM (aD39U)

44 22 how in the fuck do people this dumb get elected ?

SMFH
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 03, 2024 12:17 PM (NtVYv)

You have met people, right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 03, 2024 12:21 PM (zZu0s)

45 It will keep getting worse. The leftwing psychopaths are determined to keep a policy in place that they know doesn't work, because they are incapable of ever admitting error to the right. So they will just try to keep the policy, while keeping the unwanted illegals in red jurisdictions.

They know very well that it isn't working, and that we know they know.

They don't care. This is about importing as many future Dem voters as possible. You could theoretically call it a Replacement.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2024 12:21 PM (CsUN+)

46 Bill Johnson (gop-oh) has retired. Shrinking majority to 2.

===

wasn't McCarthy as some said yesterday, was it

Posted by: runner at January 03, 2024 12:21 PM (V13WU)

47 I think I read somewhere that California is already majority hispanic.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 03, 2024 12:21 PM (t/2Uw)

48 40 Abbott needs to flood Delaware.

It's A very small state. The impact would break them quickly.

It's also someone's home state.

Big bang for the buck.
Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? at January 03, 2024 12:20 PM (vcOd1)

=======

I nominate Vermont.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 03, 2024 12:21 PM (GBKbO)

49 34 22 how in the fuck do people this dumb get elected ?

SMFH
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 03, 2024 12:17 PM (NtVYv)

=========

Citizenry apathy combined with a political machine that's been making things happen in the city for over a hundred years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 03, 2024 12:19 PM (GBKbO)
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Racial politics as well. Edison has a very large Indian population and they work to get their own peeps into power. This major is one of them. Just like those jurisdictions dominated by Muslim goat-fucking perverts electing retards like Brother Fucker.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 03, 2024 12:22 PM (iFTx/)

50 I would nominate Rhode Island, but it doesn't actually exist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 03, 2024 12:22 PM (GBKbO)

51
Wow! Someone in Newark, New Jersey got shot. That usually only happens on days that end in the letter 'y'.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 03, 2024 12:22 PM (3qE2b)

52 Citizenry apathy combined with a political machine that's been making things happen in the city for over a hundred years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 03, 2024 12:19 PM (GBKbO)

It does get under my skin, that people look at black people in large cities, and ask "why do they keep voting that way?"

THEY'RE NOT VOTING THAT WAY!! They don't, in large measure, vote. They've been systematically beaten down by a system, and have stopped looking for answers from the government.

So when 110% of the eligible voters in certain districts are voting... they're not voting. Their ballots are being cast, but they're not voting.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 03, 2024 12:22 PM (QBaJw)

53 The very fact that these mayors are objecting to bussed illegals confirms that they are a disadvantage for those towns. Then why are they not a bad thing for the state or the country?

So much for Republicans to campaign on this election season if only they would.

Posted by: Decaf at January 03, 2024 12:22 PM (3JfbU)

54 I would nominate Rhode Island, but it doesn't actually exist.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


See me at #13.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 03, 2024 12:23 PM (9yWhg)

55 ... red towns like El Paso...
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace


********

I'm not sure I would consider El Paso "red".

But your point is salient nonetheless.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 03, 2024 12:23 PM (991eG)

56 Illegal aliens are now over 20% of the population. At what point do they tell Americans to get out of the country?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 03, 2024 12:23 PM (J0HRq)

57 54 I would nominate Rhode Island, but it doesn't actually exist.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


See me at #13.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 03, 2024 12:23 PM (9yWhg)

========

Are we supposed to read the comments now?!

This place is changing! I'm contemplating a flounce!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 03, 2024 12:23 PM (GBKbO)

58 I love the smell of leprosy in the morning. It smell like - victory.
Posted by: US government funded NGOs at January 03, 2024 12:21 PM (Ya7DW)
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What does shigella smell like?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 03, 2024 12:24 PM (ScR16)

59 So when 110% of the eligible voters in certain districts are voting... they're not voting. Their ballots are being cast, but they're not voting.


well said, BurtTC, and true (for sure in Philly)

the census numbers for north and west Philly are a complete joke too

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at January 03, 2024 12:24 PM (AcWfM)

60 I nominate Vermont.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 03, 2024 12:21 PM (GBKbO)

Yes.

Plenty to go around.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? at January 03, 2024 12:24 PM (vcOd1)

61 Rules for thee, and fuck you, never for me.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 03, 2024 12:24 PM (R4t5M)

62 This shocking event has rattled the local community, particularly members of the Masjid Muhammad mosque, where the Imam serves as a spiritual leader.

Given prior similar incidents, almost certainly an intra-mosque beef.

It will still be blamed on "Islamaphobia", of course.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 03, 2024 12:24 PM (YAtuc)

63
Beware the rebuilt system.

Posted by: DOYLE at January 03, 2024 12:24 PM (Z8Yh2)

64 56 Illegal aliens are now over 20% of the population. At what point do they tell Americans to get out of the country?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 03, 2024 12:23 PM (J0HRq)
________

Aren't they already?

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 03, 2024 12:24 PM (iFTx/)

65 Can you sprinkle seeds of chaos on a breakfast taco?

Posted by: dantesed at January 03, 2024 12:24 PM (88xKn)

66 Ask yourself why, even when Democrats are seeing this is devastating entire communities including their own, why they won't stop it.

You won't like the answer.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 03, 2024 12:24 PM (OZtA4)

67 Here in IL, we landlords cannot refuse to rent to illegals since Jan 1. Don't ever be a landlord.
Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at January 03, 2024 12:19 PM (2YIsM)

Can you refuse to rent to those who have no bank account?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2024 12:24 PM (tkR6S)

68 I agree they should all be sent to Delaware but let me work on a lil ol' fence here first please

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at January 03, 2024 12:24 PM (AcWfM)

69 "A plane carrying more migrants from Texas"

I don't think there are any migrants from Texas on that plane.

Posted by: Candidus at January 03, 2024 12:24 PM (Ya7DW)

70 Reuters>US to reopen border crossings as illegal immigration drops
By Ted Hesson and Kristina Cooke
January 2, 202411:08 PM ESTUpdated 13 hours ago

Posted by: sidney at January 03, 2024 12:25 PM (Uy/WF)

71 51
Wow! Someone in Newark, New Jersey got shot. That usually only happens on days that end in the letter 'y'.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 03, 2024 12:22 PM (3qE2b)


Very convenient, too, for those looking for a little islamaphobic backlash to weaponize.

Posted by: Emmie at January 03, 2024 12:25 PM (Sf2cq)

72 What does shigella smell like?

Come to downtown Portland, and find out.

(We're having an epidemic.)

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 03, 2024 12:25 PM (YAtuc)

73 What does shigella smell like?

Posted by: Captain Obvious

Shit. Which as Captain Obvious you should have known!

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 03, 2024 12:25 PM (t/2Uw)

74 wasn't McCarthy as some said yesterday, was it
Posted by: runner at Jan

McCarthy was done when they adjourned for the year.

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 03, 2024 12:25 PM (CIS44)

75 Securing the border is only the first step. The 10-15 million illegal aliens who have entered since 2021 will need to be removed. Strike that, all illegal aliens, regardless of arrival date, need to be removed.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 03, 2024 12:25 PM (u73oe)

76 Edison, New Jersey?

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There's a "We'll leave the light on for you"Motel-6ish meme in there somewhere ...

Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at January 03, 2024 12:26 PM (0KeHU)

77 Shit. Which as Captain Obvious you should have known!
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 03, 2024 12:25 PM (t/2Uw)
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Yeah, but is it victory shit, or what?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 03, 2024 12:26 PM (ScR16)

78 send 'em straight to Delaware, those folks love them some Biden and his policies
Posted by: DanMan

Rhode Island. Then they'll cease to exist just like that state does.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

R.I. is ruled by the mob. Doing this would be like the scene in Goodfellas when the bikers are in the mob's bar.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 03, 2024 12:26 PM (w9Wax)

79 Who's the horsey-faced "Face the Nation" dame?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 03, 2024 12:13 PM (9yWhg)

Bulgaroctonus - I bow to your skills in noticing both the horse faces as well as the gingers and other varieties! Sharp eyes

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 03, 2024 12:26 PM (MW0on)

80 Sikhs, Hindus, and Moslems have been f#cking each other up here too. Oddly enough, when a temple is vandalized by these non-white factions, there's only an initial MFM report and next to no follow-up once they know or suspect who did it.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 03, 2024 12:26 PM (2yu8s)

81 send 'em straight to Delaware, those folks love them some Biden and his policies
Posted by: DanMan at January 03, 2024 12:14 PM (8uzBS)


I don't think the people of Delaware actually do love Biden. I'm betting there hasn't been a legit election there in decades.

Posted by: Doof at January 03, 2024 12:26 PM (KiP3I)

82 The leftwing psychopaths are determined to keep a policy in place that they know doesn't work

That's not really their view. They think the illegal policy is working wonders.

They are adding millions of voters. It is yet another avenue for graft. The crime is destroying hundreds of thousands of heritage Americans.

And most importantly of all they've imported an army to use against us.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 03, 2024 12:27 PM (XqcwY)

83 On suing, I hate to sound like John Robert's, but I'm guessing Abbott has no standing. He's not being denied any travel. And the illegals probably can't find an attorney, given the ABA's politics.

Posted by: Wally at January 03, 2024 12:27 PM (hqVaF)

84 Securing the border is only the first step. The 10-15 million illegal aliens who have entered since 2021 will need to be removed. Strike that, all illegal aliens, regardless of arrival date, need to be removed.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 03, 2024 12:25 PM (u73oe)

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Make Bounties Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at January 03, 2024 12:27 PM (0KeHU)

85 This is about importing as many future Dem voters as possible. You could theoretically call it a Replacement.
Posted by: Archimedes


They don't care if they vote. If they don't vote it is even better. They still count for representation. If your district has 100,000 people that can't vote against you, so much the better. You have fewer votes to have to buy.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 03, 2024 12:27 PM (J0HRq)

86 So much for Republicans to campaign on this election season if only they would.

Oh, I'm pretty sure they will. Trump and DeSantis are not shrinking violets on this matter. I grant you there are some weak congress critters who will hem and haw about amnesty.
Miss Lindsey and Hamhead Cornyn, I'm looking at you.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2024 12:27 PM (CsUN+)

87 67 dunno, doubt it.

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at January 03, 2024 12:27 PM (2YIsM)

88 "... did not know if any of those 40 individuals were carrying weapons..."

Did they not see the "This is a gun-free zone" sticker on the bus?" Case Closed!

Posted by: Another Anon at January 03, 2024 12:28 PM (wEQwP)

89 So..... where do they put all the illegals that remain in Texas?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 03, 2024 12:28 PM (Q4IgG)

90 wasn't McCarthy as some said yesterday, was it
Posted by: runner
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McCarthy resigned in late December. A lot has to do with state laws regarding replacement elections. McCarthy's seat has to be filled by special election due to his resignation date as does expelled representative Santos's seat. Dunno about Ohio law for Johnston's seat. I think the Dems had a death on their side so they are down one seat as well.

Posted by: whig at January 03, 2024 12:28 PM (8IKKJ)

91 This is liberals in all things.

They want you taxed onerously to support their pet projects but won't give to charity.

They want your kids in diverse schools but send their to private schools.

They want inclusive communities, but live in walled enclaves where the only minorities are the lawn guys.

On and on.

Posted by: It's NIMBYism all the way down at January 03, 2024 12:28 PM (ttzpt)

92 86 Oh, I'm pretty sure they will. Trump and DeSantis are not shrinking violets on this matter. I grant you there are some weak congress critters who will hem and haw about amnesty.
Miss Lindsey and Hamhead Cornyn, I'm looking at you.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2024 12:27 PM (CsUN+)

=========

False.

It's an election year.

Graham will fire a gun and tell DC to build the damn wall.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 03, 2024 12:28 PM (GBKbO)

93 I don't think the people of Delaware actually do love Biden. I'm betting there hasn't been a legit election there in decades.


I have bad news for you about people who live in Delaware...

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at January 03, 2024 12:28 PM (AcWfM)

94 Illegal immigrants are getting free healthcare, free schools, free housing, free food and are stealing from veterans services, all paid for by you.

Meanwhile, your children are losing the education you paid for, your family is being robbed of services, the elderly are losing their healthcare and veterans are being put at the back of the line.

Feeling magnanimous yet?

Posted by: Marcus T at January 03, 2024 12:28 PM (OZtA4)

95 Ask yourself why, even when Democrats are seeing this is devastating entire communities including their own, why they won't stop it.

You won't like the answer.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 03, 2024 12:24 PM (OZtA4)


Because their overriding goal is, as it has been since 1913, the utter destruction of the United States.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 03, 2024 12:29 PM (GYIa4)

96 So..... where do they put all the illegals that remain in Texas?

mostly in the Texas public schools

Posted by: brak at January 03, 2024 12:29 PM (25k9m)

97 I think the Dems had a death on their side so they are down one seat as well.

It is not my observation that death is an impediment to a Democrat.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2024 12:29 PM (CsUN+)

98 Don't worry Dems. Presidente Obrador will stop the flow now that Blinken and Mayorkas pleaded him for help. That always works with people that hate us.

Posted by: Ripley at January 03, 2024 12:29 PM (JojsZ)

99 Here in IL, we landlords cannot refuse to rent to illegals since Jan 1. Don't ever be a landlord.
Posted by: It's OK To Be gp

So if a landlord does refuse, can they cite that they didn't pass a background and credit check, and employment verification like citizens do? How about the initial payment of 1st/last, security deposit?

Posted by: Cheri at January 03, 2024 12:29 PM (oiNtH)

100 I think Mayor Johshi is prejudiced against his little brown brothers. The Spics coming here are simply looking for a better life and he knows that Wetbacks are willing to do the work most americans are not. Beaners also pay their fair share in taxes so it's not fair to say that the Nachos are not paying their fair share.

Be better Mayor Johnson!

Posted by: Speedy Gonzales at January 03, 2024 12:29 PM (Edu7X)

101 Bulgaroctonus - I bow to your skills in noticing both the horse faces as well as the gingers and other varieties! Sharp eyes
Posted by: LinusVanPelt


I started my coursework in Women's Studies at an early age.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 03, 2024 12:30 PM (9yWhg)

102
Given prior similar incidents, almost certainly an intra-mosque beef.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 03, 2024 12:24 PM


:: Raises hand and calls out "CALL ON ME!!! ::

'Sectarian violence?'

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 03, 2024 12:30 PM (3qE2b)

103 "The leftwing psychopaths are determined to keep a policy in place that they know doesn't work, because they are incapable of ever admitting error to the right."

They're determined to keep it in place because they're using this policy to ethnically cleanse Whites from our own nations and replace us. They know that it hurts us, and it's intended to do so. These people doing this to us aren't in error; they're simply evil and determined to destroy us.

Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at January 03, 2024 12:30 PM (0Uf+z)

104 Aside from a complete economic meltdown, I'm convinced that this unfettered invasion will be the first straw that breaks the camel's back.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 03, 2024 12:30 PM (V8he0)

105 ... and Chicago's woke cornpone dunce of a mayor, who looks like he just walked out a Spike Lee movie in 1988, is very angry about it.

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Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at January 03, 2024 12:30 PM (0KeHU)

106 False.

It's an election year.

Graham will fire a gun and tell DC to build the damn wall.


He's not up again until 2026, so he's gonna be a d*** again this cycle.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2024 12:30 PM (CsUN+)

107 i nominate Boston for the Mayor with the greatest Hubris of them all. send them there. Just make sure they are wearing masks.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 03, 2024 12:31 PM (t/2Uw)

108 > Illegal immigrants are getting free healthcare, free schools, free housing, free food and are stealing from veterans services, all paid for by you.
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And they're displacing the Blacks who used to get all that free shit. As the saying goes; "things gonna' be lit" when they've finally had enough.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 03, 2024 12:31 PM (Q4IgG)

109 So it's dangerous for blue States to get the illegals but not for the border States ? Did I get that right ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 03, 2024 12:31 PM (n2vyf)

110 I'd vote for the politician who deports about 50 million illegals

Posted by: nckate at January 03, 2024 12:31 PM (EPm6B)

111 "Ask yourself why, even when Democrats are seeing this is devastating entire communities including their own, why they won't stop it."

Because they are convinced illegals and their children will overwhelmingly vote Democrat.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at January 03, 2024 12:32 PM (qUkBO)

112 "Edison Township Police officers did not know if any of those 40 individuals were carrying weapons, they couldn't be identified. And that is a major problem. That's a major security risk. It's a health risk. And we're just not going to tolerate that."

do township police know if any passengers arriving on any old random bus are carrying weapons?

Posted by: anachronda at January 03, 2024 12:32 PM (v3pYe)

113 What does shigella smell like?

******

At Tulane University (home of the Green Wave) we named our med school team in the intramural volleyball league the Shigella Green Wave. Nobody 'got' it.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 03, 2024 12:32 PM (991eG)

114 "A plane carrying more migrants from Texas"

I've seen this elsewhere and it's good:

They're not from Texas.

Posted by: m at January 03, 2024 12:33 PM (4UYlo)

115 Meanwhile, your children are losing the education you paid for, your family is being robbed of services, the elderly are losing their healthcare and veterans are being put at the back of the line.

Every time one of my LIV friends/relatives complain about long wait times for seeing a doctor I ask them if they are still happy with Obamacare. I mean THEY didn't get free health care, which Obama basically promised...but all those illegals are. Which is a big part of the reason you have to wait 3 months to see a specialist now.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 03, 2024 12:33 PM (XqcwY)

116 99 I think we are prohibited from using crim background checks on tenants too. Commies, and tenants, hate landlords. Don't ever be a landlord.

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at January 03, 2024 12:33 PM (2YIsM)

117
Ukraine needs people.

Better farmland than Central America.

Posted by: Auspex at January 03, 2024 12:33 PM (j4U/Z)

118 He's not up again until 2026, so he's gonna be a d*** again this cycle.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2024 12:30 PM (CsUN+)


Lindsay will cosponsor an Immigration Reform bill that builds a wall to stop immigration while including a complete amnesty and fast tracked citizenship for all current illegals and a Federal ban on abortions.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 03, 2024 12:33 PM (aD39U)

119 The guy who will probably be NJ's next governor, Jersey City Mayor Fullop, originally commented back at the Edison mayor, but then started deleting and backtracking when he realized that all these illegals are going to end up in Jersey City and Hoboken, since those are directly connected to NYC.

Once again a Democrat tried to act like he cared about immigrants, and then had an oh shit moment once he realized they'd be his problem.

As someone from here, if you thought NJ was fucked from Murphey, just wait till this secret fudge packer Fullop gets in. He's hated by everyone in JC, but everyone will say they hate him and in the same breathe won't vote for the Republican. Granted his level of shit, though worse than Murphey, won't compare if the Newark race baiting mayor wins instead.

Posted by: Rbastid at January 03, 2024 12:33 PM (s+glL)

120 ... and Chicago's woke cornpone dunce of a mayor, who looks like he just walked out a Spike Lee movie in 1988, is very angry about it.
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Fixy Brown??

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 03, 2024 12:34 PM (2yu8s)

121 "The leftwing psychopaths are determined to keep a policy in place that they know doesn't work, because they are incapable of ever admitting error to the right."

They're determined to keep it in place because they're using this policy to ethnically cleanse Whites from our own nations and replace us. They know that it hurts us, and it's intended to do so. These people doing this to us aren't in error; they're simply evil and determined to destroy us.
Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at January 03, 2024 12:30 PM (0Uf+z)

I’d say it has little to do with skin color and more to do with culture and values. They want a lazy ignorant populace. Honestly I’d love to have many more black Nigerian Christians in the country because they share my values. I really don’t want any white people from modern Germany as they’re probably all leftists at this point…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 03, 2024 12:34 PM (MW0on)

122 Secret flights into the US containing thousands of Gaza terrorists, sorry I mean refugees, to commence within 90 days.

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at January 03, 2024 12:34 PM (xaNfJ)

123 69 "A plane carrying more migrants from Texas"

I don't think there are any migrants from Texas on that plane.
Posted by: Candidus at January 03, 2024 12:24 PM (Ya7DW)

Beat me out on this!

Posted by: m at January 03, 2024 12:34 PM (4UYlo)

124 I would like someone, anyone, in a position of authority to ask what obligation is it of Texas and Arizona to take care of those in this country illegally. And then the follow up, where is that obligation codified.

I will sound even more heartless than usual, which is saying something, but I do not see where I have any moral obligation to provide food and shelter to someone who broke into my home illegally.

Posted by: alexthechick at January 03, 2024 12:34 PM (jbUIu)

125 115 Every time one of my LIV friends/relatives complain about long wait times for seeing a doctor I ask them if they are still happy with Obamacare. I mean THEY didn't get free health care, which Obama basically promised...but all those illegals are. Which is a big part of the reason you have to wait 3 months to see a specialist now.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 03, 2024 12:33 PM (XqcwY)

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You know what will fix this effort by the government to fix healthcare? Another effort by the government to fix healthcare.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 03, 2024 12:34 PM (GBKbO)

126 Random thought. If Godzilla had been made by Disney, Godzilla would've rampaged because Tokyo used xer wrong pronouns.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 03, 2024 12:35 PM (FVME7)

127 ... which @ChicagosMayor Brandon Johnson calls "a very dangerous task" by Texas Gov. Greg Abbott and a matter of national security.

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Were there any national security issues with Bubba Clinton -- President of the United States -- screwing teenage girls while being videotaped on the Lolita Express and Epstein Island?

Asking for a decaying nation ...

Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at January 03, 2024 12:35 PM (0KeHU)

128 12
Seeds of chaos? Did I wander into the Gardening Thread?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 03, 2024 12:15 PM (3qE2b)
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Oops! Can we use water cannon for watering? .... wait, that would work wonders for all those pro-shitter-murderers protesters, particularly now that it is cold.

Posted by: Ciampino - the K-Y-ran at January 03, 2024 12:35 PM (qfLjt)

129 The Head of the Mossad, David Barnea:

Every Arab mother should know that if her son took part in October 7 massacre, he will die.

The rules have changed.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 03, 2024 12:14 PM (YAtuc)
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Every Arab mother's reaction:

"He's a martyr guaranteed to go to Paradise. I only wish I had more sons like him."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 03, 2024 12:35 PM (7fElN)

130 Remember how two of the two leftwing election gurus wrote a book about how the left would replace heritage Americans with third worlders all the way back in 2004?

And...they are certainly importing as many third worlders as they can aren't they?

But I guess its a conspiracy theory or something to tie the first point to the second...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 03, 2024 12:35 PM (XqcwY)

131 They don't care about being hypocrites.

They care about grinding their enemies into the dust and will do it by any means necessary. (And some not necessary, but they find tormenting people fun.)

These people are EVIL. They know and have seen with their own eyes how destructive their policies are to the working class. AND THEY KEEP PUSHING THEM.

Seems to me proof this is all by design.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 03, 2024 12:36 PM (JMAcK)

132 At Tulane University (home of the Green Wave) we named our med school team in the intramural volleyball league the Shigella Green Wave. Nobody 'got' it.
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Too many faceoffs in the corners??

Oh. Volleyball.

Never mind.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 03, 2024 12:36 PM (2yu8s)

133 Maybe the left's plan to flood red states will backfire. Increasing the Census head count in red states would give them more seats in the House. Maybe the illegals will be more inclined to vote GOP. Maybe that is wishful thinking.

Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at January 03, 2024 12:36 PM (ANFY9)

134 Remember when Cheech Marin did the movie "Born in L.A." where the gist was that he got discriminated against while trying to reenter the country after losing his ID when visiting family in Mexico?

Current immigration policy eliminates this problem.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 03, 2024 12:36 PM (991eG)

135 Lindsay will cosponsor an Immigration Reform bill that builds a wall to stop immigration while including a complete amnesty and fast tracked citizenship for all current illegals and a Federal ban on abortions.

He might, but that will be because he's secure in the knowledge that the wall won't be built. He'll never not vote for amnesty, though.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2024 12:36 PM (CsUN+)

136 105 he's gotta have it (our money and freedom.)

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at January 03, 2024 12:36 PM (2YIsM)

137 An alexthechick sighting!

Posted by: m at January 03, 2024 12:36 PM (4UYlo)

138 I loved the Shigella the Gorella cartoons when I was a kid.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 03, 2024 12:36 PM (w9Wax)

139 I feel sorry for the innocent victims of the upcoming terrorist attack that the purposely opened border will inexorably lead to.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 03, 2024 12:36 PM (J0HRq)

140 119 Once again a Democrat tried to act like he cared about immigrants, and then had an oh shit moment once he realized they'd be his problem.

As someone from here, if you thought NJ was fucked from Murphey, just wait till this secret fudge packer Fullop gets in. He's hated by everyone in JC, but everyone will say they hate him and in the same breathe won't vote for the Republican. Granted his level of shit, though worse than Murphey, won't compare if the Newark race baiting mayor wins instead.
Posted by: Rbastid at January 03, 2024 12:33 PM (s+glL)

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The Democrat Party won't even start making institutional noises against unfettered immigration until a prominent Democrat in a safe district/state loses on explicitly immigration grounds.

This could be it? Probably not, but...5-10%.

Once that happens, we'll get the effort to make it seem like Democrats are the hardline on immigration and Republicans want open borders.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 03, 2024 12:37 PM (GBKbO)

141 "It will keep getting worse. The leftwing psychopaths are determined to keep a policy in place that they know doesn't work, because they are incapable of ever admitting error to the right. So they will just try to keep the policy, while keeping the unwanted illegals in red jurisdictions."


They need the illegals to flood rural areas where their black voters generally don't live and aren't inclined to move to. Many smaller communities all over Georgia are already overwhelmed.

Posted by: Ripley at January 03, 2024 12:37 PM (JojsZ)

142 OT.
A year ago, any size coffee at Cumby’s was a buck. This morning, a buck eighty.
The clerk laughed when I thanked Joe Bribem.

Posted by: RI Red at January 03, 2024 12:37 PM (Fjph6)

143 Lindsay's bill will also include $300B for Ukraine.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 03, 2024 12:37 PM (aD39U)

144 >>I don't think the people of Delaware actually do love Biden. I'm betting there hasn't been a legit election there in decades.

Okay let me rephrase it...send 'em to Delaware where they love them some voter apathy!

Posted by: DanMan at January 03, 2024 12:37 PM (8uzBS)

145 I have a friend that had to go to the ER recently. Her condition was not trivial. Took 2 hours to get triaged and then 10 hours to actually get a bed. She said the ER looked like the Mos Eisley cantina.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 03, 2024 12:37 PM (V8he0)

146 They're not from Texas.
Posted by: m at January 03, 2024 12:33 PM (4UYlo)

Damn... Should have thought of that....

Posted by: It's me donna at January 03, 2024 12:38 PM (n2vyf)

147 McCarthy resigned in late December. A lot has to do with state laws regarding replacement elections. McCarthy's seat has to be filled by special election due to his resignation date as does expelled representative Santos's seat. Dunno about Ohio law for Johnston's seat. I think the Dems had a death on their side so they are down one seat as well.
Posted by: whig at January 03, 2024 12:28 PM (8IKKJ)

I thought it was said specifically that McCarthy's old seat was going to remain vacant until next year, because his resignation came after some arbitrary date set by Californica. Dec. 5, I think it was.

So Newsome doesn't have to set a special election. The seat just stays empty.

That could be wrong though, but that's what was being said immediately after he announced.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 03, 2024 12:38 PM (QBaJw)

148 129 The Head of the Mossad, David Barnea:

Every Arab mother should know that if her son took part in October 7 massacre, he will die.

The rules have changed.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 03, 2024 12:14 PM (YAtuc)
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Every Arab mother's reaction:

"He's a martyr guaranteed to go to Paradise. I only wish I had more sons like him."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 03, 2024 12:35 PM (7fElN)
_________

"Ha ha, fuck you. We ain't filthy Arabs. We're Persian!"

-- Iranian participants in 10-7

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 03, 2024 12:38 PM (iFTx/)

149 I would like someone, anyone, in a position of authority to ask what obligation is it of Texas and Arizona to take care of those in this country illegally.

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Biden Administration Asks Supreme Court to Allow Border Patrol to Cut Texas Razor Wire

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 03, 2024 12:38 PM (FVME7)

150 107 i nominate Boston for the Mayor with the greatest Hubris of them all. send them there. Just make sure they are wearing masks.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 03, 2024 12:31 PM (t/2Uw)

She can invite them all to an exclusive party!

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 03, 2024 12:38 PM (Rbu5d)

151 124 I would like someone, anyone, in a position of authority to ask what obligation is it of Texas and Arizona to take care of those in this country illegally. And then the follow up, where is that obligation codified.

I will sound even more heartless than usual, which is saying something, but I do not see where I have any moral obligation to provide food and shelter to someone who broke into my home illegally.
Posted by: alexthechick at January 03, 2024 12:34 PM (jbUIu)

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It's on the Statue of Liberty.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 03, 2024 12:38 PM (GBKbO)

152 Once that happens, we'll get the effort to make it seem like Democrats are the hardline on immigration and Republicans want open borders.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 03, 2024 12:37 PM (GBKbO)



In fairness, The Republicans DO want open borders.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 03, 2024 12:38 PM (aD39U)

153 Too many faceoffs in the corners??
Oh. Volleyball.
Never mind.
Posted by: andycanuck


*******

Are you mixing up your tropical diseases? We were talking Shigella.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 03, 2024 12:38 PM (991eG)

154 They ditch any IDs they have before getting to the US, so 15 guys show up to say their names are all Juan Jose Miguel Gonzales Gutierrez and our government says "Seems legit!" and sends them on their way with a phone and new ID.

(With apologies to commenter seems legit.)

Posted by: accept no pookysgirl substitutes at January 03, 2024 12:38 PM (dtlDP)

155 117
Ukraine needs people.

Better farmland than Central America.

Posted by: Auspex at January 03, 2024 12:33 PM (j4U/Z)

2 birds, 1 stone. Now, this is good thinking.

Posted by: Nova Local at January 03, 2024 12:38 PM (exHjb)

156 Biden is Hosting an invasion.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2024 12:39 PM (BvmRf)

157 I really don’t want any white people from modern Germany as they’re probably all leftists at this point…

No population is ever all one or the other. I'd take the Germans, because the ones that come here despite the constant anti-American propaganda in Europe are the smart, aware ones who want to make something of themselves. Despite the nonsense from Ibrahim Kendi and his ilk, Europeans, and especially Germans, built this country, not blacks.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2024 12:39 PM (CsUN+)

158 An alexthechick sighting!
Posted by: m at January 03, 2024 12:36 PM (4UYlo)

You know who I haven't seen here lately? SMH. I hope she is well, and her family, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2024 12:39 PM (tkR6S)

159 He might, but that will be because he's secure in the knowledge that the wall won't be built. He'll never not vote for amnesty, though.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2024 12:36 PM (CsUN+)

Remember "Gang of 8"?

Posted by: BignJames at January 03, 2024 12:39 PM (AwYPR)

160 "Maybe the left's plan to flood red states will backfire. Increasing the Census head count in red states would give them more seats in the House."

*The corrupt U.S. Census Bureau has entered the chat.*

Posted by: D.S. at January 03, 2024 12:39 PM (qUkBO)

161 That could be wrong though, but that's what was being said immediately after he announced.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 03, 2024 12:38 PM (QBaJw

I think there is gonna be an election... Don't quote me on that

Posted by: It's me donna at January 03, 2024 12:39 PM (n2vyf)

162 I will sound even more heartless than usual, which is saying something, but I do not see where I have any moral obligation to provide food and shelter to someone who broke into my home illegally.

Posted by: alexthechick at January 03, 2024 12:34 PM (jbUIu)

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I remember when virtue-signaling, open-borders Shrub declared that "compassion doesn't stop at the border" ... and my immediate retort was "But I'll bet it stops at the property line of the Crawford Ranch!"

Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at January 03, 2024 12:39 PM (0KeHU)

163
You know what will fix this effort by the government to fix healthcare? Another effort by the government to fix healthcare.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 03, 2024 12:34 PM


You could run for office on that platform. Put a (D) behind your name and it could be a landslide victory.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 03, 2024 12:39 PM (3qE2b)

164 "Lindsay will cosponsor an Immigration Reform bill that builds a wall to stop immigration while including a complete amnesty and fast tracked citizenship for all current illegals and a Federal ban on abortions."

He also will include an amendment to bomb the shit out of some obscure third world hell hole.

Posted by: Ripley at January 03, 2024 12:40 PM (JojsZ)

165
Biden Administration Asks Supreme Court to Allow Border Patrol to Cut Texas Razor Wire

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 03, 2024 12:38 PM (FVME7)


Roberts is going to bob and weave and get a coalition to say that TX can't do that because preemption is my WAG.

Posted by: alexthechick at January 03, 2024 12:40 PM (jbUIu)

166 110 I'd vote for the politician who deports about 50 million illegals
Posted by: nckate at January 03, 2024 12:31 PM (EPm6B)

including VISA overstays, all "students," and those who lied on their applications for naturalizatoin (looking at you, Ilhan Omar).

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 03, 2024 12:40 PM (Rbu5d)

167 Random thought. If Godzilla had been made by Disney, Godzilla would've rampaged because Tokyo used xer wrong pronouns.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 03, 2024 12:35 PM (FVME7)

If Disney made me today, I would have large reptilian genitals to swing to and fro as I strutted across the screen in my high heels and t-back.

Posted by: Godzilla at January 03, 2024 12:40 PM (Edu7X)

168 152 Once that happens, we'll get the effort to make it seem like Democrats are the hardline on immigration and Republicans want open borders.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 03, 2024 12:37 PM (GBKbO)


In fairness, The Republicans DO want open borders.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 03, 2024 12:38 PM (aD39U)

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It's true. Which is why the attacks will stick.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 03, 2024 12:40 PM (GBKbO)

169 The Statue of Liberty ist kaput.

Posted by: Major Dusseldorf at January 03, 2024 12:40 PM (aD39U)

170 Send them to Canada and give them a ticket to NYC. If people come from the north they are so much smarter and practice goodthink.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 03, 2024 12:40 PM (pZ64F)

171 Lying, scum-sucking, pox infected drunks > Mayor Joshi.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2024 12:40 PM (W/lyH)

172 >>... and Chicago's woke cornpone dunce of a mayor, who looks like he just walked out a Spike Lee movie in 1988, is very angry about it.

Pee Wee's barber found a new client

Posted by: DanMan at January 03, 2024 12:41 PM (8uzBS)

173 I have a friend that had to go to the ER recently. Her condition was not trivial. Took 2 hours to get triaged and then 10 hours to actually get a bed. She said the ER looked like the Mos Eisley cantina.

Houston or Dallas? Because that's standard there and has been for years

Posted by: brak at January 03, 2024 12:41 PM (25k9m)

174 Securing the border is only the first step. The 10-15 million illegal aliens who have entered since 2021 will need to be removed. Strike that, all illegal aliens, regardless of arrival date, need to be removed.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 03, 2024 12:25 PM (u73oe)


1. End birthright citizenship. Most places don't have it. http://tinyurl.com/5f4je663
2. No government benefits (including medical care) for "undocumented" individuals.
3. $1M fine per person, per instance for employing an "undocumented" individual... first offense. Second offense is loss of citizenship and banishment.
4. 99% tax on all remittances to foreign countries. Waived for citizens/persons with valid visas but they have to prove their relationship to the recipient.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 03, 2024 12:41 PM (GYIa4)

175 I hardly ever see robins in my yard this time of year. There are a bunch of robins in my yard today.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 03, 2024 12:18 PM

I have loads of robins in my yard (up to 20 at a time) nearly every day. Thought maybe they're just transient migrators from farther north just passing through. Never seen them around this late though.

Posted by: John from Jersey at January 03, 2024 12:41 PM (HWIAW)

176 >> I will sound even more heartless than usual, which is saying something, but I do not see where I have any moral obligation to provide food and shelter to someone who broke into my home illegally.


I don't see any moral obligation to not shoot them and let them lay where they fall.

But. That's me.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2024 12:41 PM (BvmRf)

177 I will sound even more heartless than usual, which is saying something, but I do not see where I have any moral obligation to provide food and shelter to someone who broke into my home illegally.
Posted by: alexthechick at January 03, 2024 12:34 PM (jbUIu)


The argument I've heard is that if you are a good person and an evil or uncaring person has decided to abuse you, then you must help enable and tolerate the abuse. Because if you don't, you are not a good person.

Posted by: Emmie at January 03, 2024 12:41 PM (Sf2cq)

178 Biden Administration Asks Supreme Court to Allow Border Patrol to Cut Texas Razor Wire

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 03, 2024 12:38 PM (FVME7)

Texas needs to electrify the razor wire. 15,000 volts sounds about right.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2024 12:42 PM (tkR6S)

179 Right now the border is the number one concern for a majority of Americans inclusing Democrats, more than inflation and the economy.
This is not going to disappear. House starting impeachment hearings against Mayorcas. Dems already losing reliable constituencies. Maybe this issue actually divides the Dems especially wit the pro Hamas wing already making noise.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 03, 2024 12:42 PM (t/2Uw)

180 69 "A plane carrying more migrants from Texas"

I don't think there are any migrants from Texas on that plane.

Posted by: Candidus at January 03, 2024 12:24 PM (Ya7DW)
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Where did those migrants originate?

Posted by: Ciampino - the K-Y-ran ... at January 03, 2024 12:42 PM (qfLjt)

181 And, of course, this is just the number of possible terrorists we know about.


Every terrorist with any experience has at least two or three new people on his team. I doubt we have any idea who they are.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2024 12:42 PM (W/lyH)

182 Lindsay's bill will also include $300B for Ukraine.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 03, 2024 12:37 PM (aD39U)

All I know is, whatever "they" have on Miss Lindsay, it must be particularly egregious.

The old cliche was live boy/dead girl. I'm guess they've found multiple dead boys in Lindsay's closet.

Hell, Ed Buck and Adam Schiff only killed two.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 03, 2024 12:42 PM (QBaJw)

183 But I haven't seen Abbott launch a lawsuit to stop this behavior. I don't know why.
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Because the op is still working even without it. The point was to force the northern blue city governments into a corner. It's still doing its job.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2024 12:42 PM (WkNQM)

184 It's on the Statue of Liberty.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra

So it's carved in stone?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 03, 2024 12:43 PM (FVME7)

185 Are you mixing up your tropical diseases? We were talking Shigella.
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My apologies. Leprosy was mentioned first so I thought it was a leprosy term.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 03, 2024 12:43 PM (2yu8s)

186 So, is it Mad Max/Road Warrior/Warlord time yet? With this "diversity" invasion, more interesting times are on the horizon (if not already reality). Prepare accordingly.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at January 03, 2024 12:43 PM (wBh67)

187 No population is ever all one or the other. I'd take the Germans, because the ones that come here despite the constant anti-American propaganda in Europe are the smart, aware ones who want to make something of themselves. Despite the nonsense from Ibrahim Kendi and his ilk, Europeans, and especially Germans, built this country, not blacks.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2024 12:39 PM (CsUN+)

True… it’s never all one or the other for a population. I’m just thinking my chances aren’t great with a random sampling of white Europeans. Your point about past contributions is accurate but today’s population has different values (on average)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 03, 2024 12:43 PM (MW0on)

188
Face The Nation
@FaceTheNation

[snip]

"Governor Abbott is determined to continue to sow seeds of chaos."

------------

The Babylon Bee should sue for schtick copyright infringement.

The gaslighting will continue until morale improves or the nation implodes ...

Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at January 03, 2024 12:43 PM (0KeHU)

189 In fairness, they only become "seeds of chaos" when they enter blue cities. When they're in red towns like El Paso, they are the Backbone of America.
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Even worse. They're only "seeds of chaos" when they enter unexpectedly without the prep of NGOs and the trafficking networks.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2024 12:43 PM (WkNQM)

190 The argument I've heard is that if you are a good person and an evil or uncaring person has decided to abuse you, then you must help enable and tolerate the abuse. Because if you don't, you are not a good person.

I can live with that.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2024 12:43 PM (CsUN+)

191 >>I have loads of robins in my yard (up to 20 at a time) nearly every day. Thought maybe they're just transient migrators from farther north just passing through. Never seen them around this late though.


Birds do not migrate in a straight line.
Weather and condition allowing, they will temporarily regress and bump back North.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2024 12:43 PM (BvmRf)

192 I’d say it has little to do with skin color and more to do with culture and values.

Bullshit it doesn't.

All this talk about white supremacy and ending whiteness is not window dressing. These people despise whites. They're racists, plain and simple.

Certain whites tend to be very naive about how tribal other demographic tend to be.

Posted by: they're complaint isn't racism, it's that they're not in the saddle at January 03, 2024 12:44 PM (ttzpt)

193 I am so sick (and tired) of people in the media and in political circles acting like there are no immigration laws on the books right now.

It's back to my long screeching about de facto vs de jure repeal. US immigration laws are repealed nearly in toto now de facto, it is irrelevant that they exist de jure.

Also ALSO I am sick of the whole there needs to be some kind of compromise on immigration. There was. It's in the laws that were passed. The ones that are de facto repealed.

*throws things*

Posted by: alexthechick at January 03, 2024 12:44 PM (jbUIu)

194 The terrorists don’t get a fist bump on the way in.

Any why no more drop offs at Martha Vineyards?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 03, 2024 12:44 PM (ALn4J)

195 187 No population is ever all one or the other. I'd take the Germans, because the ones that come here despite the constant anti-American propaganda in Europe are the smart, aware ones who want to make something of themselves. Despite the nonsense from Ibrahim Kendi and his ilk, Europeans, and especially Germans, built this country, not blacks.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2024 12:39 PM (CsUN+)

True… it’s never all one or the other for a population. I’m just thinking my chances aren’t great with a random sampling of white Europeans. Your point about past contributions is accurate but today’s population has different values (on average)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 03, 2024 12:43 PM (MW0on)

I'd take the Poles - they can fix anything. And they work hard. Maybe not the highest "academic" intellects, but who cares...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 03, 2024 12:44 PM (exHjb)

196 Because the op is still working even without it. The point was to force the northern blue city governments into a corner. It's still doing its job.

Yup. We have a ton of Democrat mayors now saying in public that illegals are dangerous, and one of them pinned it on Biden hard enough to get the FBI on his ass.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 03, 2024 12:44 PM (FD5dr)

197 Face The Nation
@FaceTheNation

[snip]

"Governor Abbott is determined to continue to sow seeds of chaos."

Right... So I guess Texas is just supposed to keep the "chaos" there ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 03, 2024 12:45 PM (n2vyf)

198 Federal authorities warned Border Patrol to keep watch for Hamas, Palestinian Islamic Jihad and Hezbollah terrorists possibly crossing the southern border illegally after the Oct. 7 terrorist attack on civilians in Israel, according to an internal memo exclusively obtained by the Daily Caller News Foundation.
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It seems to me that eliminating the insane "asylum" policies, building a barrier and aggressively patrolling the border (with the military if needed) would be a great first couple of steps.

But then, I'm just an asshole on the internet.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2024 12:45 PM (WkNQM)

199 "Ask yourself why, even when Democrats are seeing this is devastating entire communities including their own, why they won't stop it."

Because they are convinced illegals and their children will overwhelmingly vote Democrat.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at January 03, 2024 12:32 PM (qUkBO)
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The illegals and their children *already* vote Democrat and just don't know it or care as long as the free stuff continues...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 03, 2024 12:45 PM (7fElN)

200 Why should Abbot take any steps to stop it? Let Democrat politicians establish that local authorities can refuse illegal immigrants, then use it to secure Texas's borders.

Posted by: JSchuler at January 03, 2024 12:45 PM (nb8K1)

201
I don't think there are any migrants from Texas on that plane.

Posted by: Candidus at January 03, 2024 12:24 PM


Soon.

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 03, 2024 12:45 PM (bEb2S)

202 So it's carved in stone?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 03, 2024 12:43 PM (FVME7)

Stamped on copper.

Posted by: BignJames at January 03, 2024 12:45 PM (AwYPR)

203 That could be wrong though, but that's what was being said immediately after he announced.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 03, 2024 12:38 PM (QBaJw

I think there is gonna be an election... Don't quote me on that
Posted by: It's me donna at January 03, 2024 12:39 PM (n2vyf)

If so, then my hatred for McCarthy will need to be tempered a bit. Not entirely, but some.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 03, 2024 12:45 PM (QBaJw)

204 192 concur.

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at January 03, 2024 12:45 PM (2YIsM)

205 >>I don't see any moral obligation to not shoot them and let them lay where they fall.

But. That's me.

It ain't just you garret

Posted by: DanMan at January 03, 2024 12:45 PM (8uzBS)

206
♪ ♪ ♫ ♪

Hello Chaos my old friend
I'm here to talk of you again
Because invasion softly creeping
Left its seeds while we were sleeping

And invasion...that was planted in our land
It's out of hand.
Because the seeeeeds...
of Chaos.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 03, 2024 12:45 PM (991eG)

207 *throws things*
Posted by: alexthechick


Yikes! *ducks*

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 03, 2024 12:46 PM (9yWhg)

208 Don't quote me on that
Posted by: It's me donna

Now you're just piling on, you right-wing racist!

Posted by: Ex-prex Claudication Gay at January 03, 2024 12:46 PM (w9Wax)

209 Certain whites tend to be very naive about how tribal other demographic tend to be.

studies have shown whites are the only demographic that does that -- years of conditioning have removed or at least blunted that impulse

Posted by: brak at January 03, 2024 12:46 PM (25k9m)

210 145 I have a friend that had to go to the ER recently. Her condition was not trivial. Took 2 hours to get triaged and then 10 hours to actually get a bed. She said the ER looked like the Mos Eisley cantina.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 03, 2024 12:37 PM (V8he0)

We had a similar impression of the ER waiting room, in a recent visit.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 03, 2024 12:46 PM (Rbu5d)

211 >>*throws things*


Shin Guards : Engaged

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2024 12:46 PM (BvmRf)

212 I'd take the Poles - they can fix anything. And they work hard. Maybe not the highest "academic" intellects, but who cares...

Fine. The next time you need to reverse engineer an Enigma, or figure out how the solar system works, call someone else.

Posted by: Polish academic intellects at January 03, 2024 12:46 PM (CsUN+)

213 Ukraine needs people.

-
Mars needs trannies.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 03, 2024 12:46 PM (FVME7)

214 171 Lying, scum-sucking, pox infected drunks > Mayor Joshi.
Posted by: Diogenes

Mayor Joshi did an interview with a local NJ news channel where he stated that illegal immigrants were not welcome in Edison and that he would bus them back to Mexico, not just to the border.

Posted by: John from Jersey at January 03, 2024 12:47 PM (HWIAW)

215 This chilly blonde thinks that the border catastrophe will be a major theme for 2024:
https://lmy.de/cWft

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2024 12:47 PM (WkNQM)

216 182 The old cliche was live boy/dead girl. I'm guess they've found multiple dead boys in Lindsay's closet.

Hell, Ed Buck and Adam Schiff only killed two.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 03, 2024 12:42 PM (QBaJw)

Make them cover up one murder and they own you.

Make them cover up double digit murders and you own them.

Posted by: XTC at January 03, 2024 12:47 PM (sm6Pk)

217 I lift my lamp beside Texas’ golden door- Lady Liberty

Posted by: Rex B at January 03, 2024 12:47 PM (RtbvM)

218 Every Arab mother's reaction:

"He's a martyr guaranteed to go to Paradise. I only wish I had more sons like him."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 03, 2024 12:35 PM (7fElN)


Also Mossad... every bullet we use has been soaked in rendered pig fat.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 03, 2024 12:47 PM (GYIa4)

219 21 Lots of ideas sound really good when they're far away - either physically or temporally - or when you can't imagine you'll ever need them.

- Illegals at the border - great, illegals up north - bad.
- Zero carbon - great, what do you mean there's no food?
- Socialized medicine - great, what do you mean I have to wait for treatment.
- One child per family - great (right Chynah?), demographic collapse - bad (right Chynah?)

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 03, 2024 12:17 PM (GYIa4)
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Excellent and succinct summary. Better with semicolons.
Definitely non-Gay quality.

Posted by: The Grammar & Style Police (Non-Haavad) at January 03, 2024 12:48 PM (qfLjt)

220 Let's just send the Statue of Liberty to the Planet of the Apes already.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 03, 2024 12:48 PM (9yWhg)

221 And most importantly of all they've imported an army to use against us.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 03, 2024 12:27 PM (XqcwY)

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They have to do that as our army won't fire on us.

Posted by: Decaf at January 03, 2024 12:48 PM (3JfbU)

222 The DOJ is currently working on a lawsuit to force Texas to take back and house all illegals that have been sent to other states. Do you really think this is about compassion?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 03, 2024 12:48 PM (tntOw)

223 I don't see any moral obligation to not shoot them and let them lay where they fall.

-
They may stain the carpet!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 03, 2024 12:48 PM (FVME7)

224
My apologies. Leprosy was mentioned first so I thought it was a leprosy term.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 03, 2024 12:43 PM


We never wisecrack about leprosy here. It is a serious medical condition which should always be taken seriously.

Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to watch 'Footloose' on DVD.

Posted by: Father Damien at January 03, 2024 12:48 PM (3qE2b)

225 Increasing the Census head count in red states would give them more seats in the House.
Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at January 03, 2024 12:36 PM (ANFY9)


We can adjust that after the count. -- Biden's Census Bureau

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 03, 2024 12:49 PM (GYIa4)

226 *throws things*

Posted by: alexthechick at January 03, 2024 12:44 PM (jbUIu)

*joins in*

Posted by: pookysgirl has a decent arm at January 03, 2024 12:49 PM (dtlDP)

227 >>They have to do that as our army won't fire on us.


I envy you your Faith.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2024 12:49 PM (BvmRf)

228 This chilly blonde thinks that the border catastrophe will be a major theme for 2024:
https://lmy.de/cWft
Posted by: Joe Mannix


Erin go braless!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 03, 2024 12:49 PM (9yWhg)

229 184 It's on the Statue of Liberty.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra

So it's carved in stone?
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Meh, its NYC ghetto graffiti and should have been removed forthwith. Since its NYC ghetto graffiti all illegals should be directed to NYC. Fuck These Guys.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 03, 2024 12:49 PM (pZ64F)

230 I am an El Pasoan. We are not a red city. We are purple. But even the Dems here are glad we have a top shelf border wall on our part of the border.

Posted by: A person afraid of the LGBTQ lobby at January 03, 2024 12:49 PM (WE1WX)

231 But I haven't seen Abbott launch a lawsuit to stop this behavior. I don't know why.
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Because the op is still working even without it. The point was to force the northern blue city governments into a corner. It's still doing its job.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2024 12:42 PM (WkNQM)

Yeah, I don't think lawfare is the answer. What will be interesting, is the first time a democrat mayor tries to send a bus/plane load of illegals back to Texas. We'll see what HeyAbbott and others do at that point.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 03, 2024 12:49 PM (QBaJw)

232 Not only democrats, friends... I seem to recall that republicans owned congress and the executive somewhere around 2017/18 and FOUGHT TOOTH AND NAIL TO DENY THEIR PARTIES PRESIDENT WHAT AMOUNTED TO A ROUNDING ERROR on the federal budget to close the border.

And they are doing nothing today. I don't care if "the Senate won't pass it!?" Put up legislation and MAKE THEM VOTE ON RECORD!!!!!

Posted by: Danimal28 at January 03, 2024 12:49 PM (klw0w)

233 If Disney made me today, I would have large reptilian genitals to swing to and fro as I strutted across the screen in my high heels and t-back.

Posted by: Godzilla at January 03, 2024 12:40 PM


I'm now picturing the alien chestburster in Spaceballs dancing across the diner countertop. Only bigger. And more ghey.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 03, 2024 12:49 PM (jA9ul)

234 It's on the Statue of Liberty.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 03, 2024 12:38 PM (GBKbO)

...

There you go. Let's put them on boats and drop them off at Ellis Island itself.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 03, 2024 12:50 PM (z/ifB)

235 I'd take the Poles - they can fix anything. And they work hard. Maybe not the highest "academic" intellects, but who cares...
Posted by: Nova Local at January 03, 2024 12:44 PM (exHjb)


My DiffyQ professor was Polish. He was also hilarious.

Posted by: Emmie at January 03, 2024 12:50 PM (Sf2cq)

236 I saw Seeds of Chaos open for NSA Bob just outside Langley in 2020.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 03, 2024 12:50 PM (axfHI)

237 McCarthy resigned in late December. A lot has to do with state laws regarding replacement elections. McCarthy's seat has to be filled by special election due to his resignation date as does expelled representative Santos's seat. Dunno about Ohio law for Johnston's seat. I think the Dems had a death on their side so they are down one seat as well.
Posted by: whig at January 03, 2024 12:28 PM (8IKKJ)


I was referring to a few know-it-alls from yesterday, who upon hearing about a pending HOuse retirement assumed it was all about McCarthy.

Posted by: runner at January 03, 2024 12:50 PM (V13WU)

238 "Certain whites tend to be very naive about how tribal other demographic tend to be."

I've met a few of these "naive" people. Nah, most of these naive people are both effing dumbass midwits and evil.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at January 03, 2024 12:50 PM (wBh67)

239 121 I’d say it has little to do with skin color and more to do with culture and values. They want a lazy ignorant populace. Honestly I’d love to have many more black Nigerian Christians in the country because they share my values. I really don’t want any white people from modern Germany as they’re probably all leftists at this point…

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You should listen to what your mortal enemies are telling you themselves. They continually invoke genocidal anti-white language and incite anti-white hatred in their invading populations. Race is much more than "skin color," and they believe it has everything to do with race, which is why they're doing or attempting to do this to every white nation on earth. You can delude yourself into thinking that racial identity doesn't apply to you, but it doesn't matter what you think when the people who hold all the institutional power think otherwise. The most salient identity you have is the one placed on you by your enemies who want you dead.

And no, the Nigerian "Christian" does not fundamentally share your values any more than the Latin American "Christians" pouring across our non-existent border, and neither belongs in our homelands.

Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at January 03, 2024 12:50 PM (0Uf+z)

240 22 how in the fuck do people this dumb get elected ?

SMFH

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 03, 2024 12:17 PM (NtVYv)
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Let's see:
You start with a really dumb population......

Posted by: Ciampino - also see Harvard & Geraldine Gay at January 03, 2024 12:50 PM (qfLjt)

241 215 This chilly blonde thinks that the border catastrophe will be a major theme for 2024:
https://lmy.de/cWft
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2024 12:47 PM (WkNQM)
_____

Nipples practically on her neck. Suspect photoshop. Would not bang.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 03, 2024 12:50 PM (iFTx/)

242
- nude beach - great, wait I have to look at that?

Posted by: Add this one at January 03, 2024 12:50 PM (cugUP)

243 231 Yeah, I don't think lawfare is the answer. What will be interesting, is the first time a democrat mayor tries to send a bus/plane load of illegals back to Texas. We'll see what HeyAbbott and others do at that point.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 03, 2024 12:49 PM (QBaJw)

Gropey Joe will sign an executive order that says that all Illegals must go to and remain in Texas.

Posted by: XTC at January 03, 2024 12:50 PM (sm6Pk)

244 This is liberals in all things.
They want you taxed onerously to support their pet projects but won't give to charity.
They want your kids in diverse schools but send their to private schools.
They want inclusive communities, but live in walled enclaves where the only minorities are the lawn guys.
On and on.

Posted by: It's NIMBYism all the way down at January 03, 2024 12:28 PM (ttzpt)

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But they will wave Palestinian flags in protests to show their hatred for Jews.

Posted by: Decaf at January 03, 2024 12:51 PM (3JfbU)

245 This chilly blonde thinks that the border catastrophe will be a major theme for 2024:
https://lmy.de/cWft


Don't be ridiculous. It's a still picture of a sunny day. How do you know it's chill...
Never mind.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2024 12:51 PM (CsUN+)

246 ...Also ALSO I am sick of the whole there needs to be some kind of compromise on immigration. There was. It's in the laws that were passed. The ones that are de facto repealed.

*throws things*
Posted by: alexthechick at January 03, 2024 12:44 PM (jbUIu)
===

C'mon, the law is an anachronism.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 03, 2024 12:51 PM (RIvkX)

247 Excellent and succinct summary. Better with semicolons.
Definitely non-Gay quality.
Posted by: The Grammar & Style Police (Non-Haavad) at January 03, 2024


***
I love semicolons . . . I sprinkle them on my salads.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 03, 2024 12:51 PM (J2vNu)

248 Jane Doe 107 is holding up release of the Epstein list. She says that she'll be in danger from her "conservative home country" if her name is released.

Sounds like Huma Abedin to me.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 03, 2024 12:51 PM (3AR13)

249 NIMBY

Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2024 12:51 PM (fwDg9)

250 > I have a friend that had to go to the ER recently. Her condition was not trivial. Took 2 hours to get triaged and then 10 hours to actually get a bed. She said the ER looked like the Mos Eisley cantina.

I had a similar experience the last time I went to the ER. Two hours until triage. Hours more to be seen by a MD. I was the only male not accompanied by someone in a full burqa. WA state area hospital.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 03, 2024 12:52 PM (R38qh)

251 Seeds of Chaos > Sparks of Divinity

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 03, 2024 12:52 PM (RIvkX)

252 Just perusing some of the comments. It reaffirms my reasoning not to travel outside of my state.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 03, 2024 12:52 PM (BdMk6)

253 To me proves its a planned invasion on you, not them

Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2024 12:52 PM (fwDg9)

254 Remember when Cheech Marin did the movie "Born in L.A." where the gist was that he got discriminated against while trying to reenter the country after losing his ID when visiting family in Mexico?


Mexican-Americans take Spanish and gets a B.


Posted by: Archer at January 03, 2024 12:52 PM (gmo/4)

255 ♪ ♪ ♫ ♪

Hello Chaos my old friend
I'm here to talk of you again
Because invasion softly creeping
Left its seeds while we were sleeping

And invasion...that was planted in our land
It's out of hand.
Because the seeeeeds...
of Chaos.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 03, 2024 12:45 PM (991eG)

I like the new format.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 03, 2024 12:52 PM (QBaJw)

256 My only problem with Polish is their damned writing system. It makes reading Polish history a nightmare. I have to see a Polish word transliterated into Russian Cyrillic before I know how it's pronounced.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 03, 2024 12:52 PM (9yWhg)

257 how in the fuck do people this dumb get elected ?

SMFH

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 03, 2024 12:17 PM


*looks at electorate*

I think I've found the problem...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 03, 2024 12:53 PM (jA9ul)

258 Illegal immigrants are getting free healthcare, free schools, free housing, free food and are stealing from veterans services, all paid for by you.

Meanwhile, your children are losing the education you paid for, your family is being robbed of services, the elderly are losing their healthcare and veterans are being put at the back of the line.

Feeling magnanimous yet?
Posted by: Marcus T at January 03, 2024 12:28 PM (OZtA4)

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Since you won't vote Democrat they have to import their voters.

Posted by: Decaf at January 03, 2024 12:53 PM (3JfbU)

259 >turned a bus full of migrants sent to the city back because local police "did not know if any of those 40 individuals were carrying weapons, they couldn't be identified."

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you could say this about any busload of people
or planeload
or trainload
etc

Posted by: Don Black at January 03, 2024 12:53 PM (geLO8)

260 I have to see a Polish word transliterated into Russian Cyrillic before I know how it's pronounced.

You too?

Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2024 12:53 PM (CsUN+)

261 *throws things*
Posted by: alexthechick


Yikes! *ducks*
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 03, 2024 12:46 PM (9yWhg)

...

tactically you want to jump in this case.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 03, 2024 12:53 PM (z/ifB)

262 But I haven't seen Abbott launch a lawsuit to stop this behavior.
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To ask is to answer.

If this was reversed, and Abbott was the one turning back busses, every federal agency, the USPS and every NGO would have already filed suit.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 03, 2024 12:53 PM (TzW+Y)

263 Technically head count for Congressional seats is only supposed to be US citizens. "technically" she said ironically.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 03, 2024 12:53 PM (t/2Uw)

264 Also ALSO I am sick of the whole there needs to be some kind of compromise on immigration. There was. It's in the laws that were passed. The ones that are de facto repealed.

*throws things*
Posted by: alexthechick at January 03, 2024 12:44 PM (jbUIu)

ATC -
Similar to the "compromises" done on gun legislation. They keep coming back for another slice of the pie. With most of the "pie" given away (compromises), we are left with a small slice with a 2" crust.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 03, 2024 12:54 PM (N39Ws)

265 What's funny is that Edison, NJ is already filled with illegal immigrants from India and the Middle East and has been for years.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 03, 2024 12:54 PM (xmIbJ)

266 Johnson is excruciatingly dumb. I mean a doorknob is smarter than that man. I wonder who gave him the idea to impound busses. Because, let's face it , it does throw a bit of a wrinkle into the otherwise excellent plan.

Posted by: runner at January 03, 2024 12:54 PM (V13WU)

267 This would be a great time for another 9/11 NYC event.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 03, 2024 12:54 PM (pZ64F)

268 262 If this was reversed, and Abbott was the one turning back busses, every federal agency, the USPS and every NGO would have already filed suit.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 03, 2024 12:53 PM (TzW+Y)

Merrick Garland would already have him in a Gulag on "civil rights violations".

Posted by: XTC at January 03, 2024 12:55 PM (sm6Pk)

269 *throws things*
Posted by: alexthechick


Yikes! *ducks*
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 03, 2024 12:46 PM (9yWhg)

...

tactically you want to jump in this case.
Posted by: TexasDan


I think you underestimate her throwing ability.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 03, 2024 12:55 PM (9yWhg)

270 Yeah, I don't think lawfare is the answer. What will be interesting, is the first time a democrat mayor tries to send a bus/plane load of illegals back to Texas. We'll see what HeyAbbott and others do at that point.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 03, 2024 12:49 PM (QBaJw)

Gropey Joe will sign an executive order that says that all Illegals must go to and remain in Texas.
Posted by: XTC at January 03, 2024 12:50 PM (sm6Pk)

When I was in Colorado, some county sheriffs were talking about how they aren't going to enforce laws passed in Denver, about gun confiscation.

I think the answer, regardless of what the Biden White House does, is for Texans, both the governor and local officials, to refuse to accept orders from DC. Not to file lawsuits, but to stand on the line, with guns.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 03, 2024 12:55 PM (QBaJw)

271 I think you underestimate her throwing ability.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 03, 2024 12:55 PM (9yWhg)

...

just playing percentages.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 03, 2024 12:55 PM (z/ifB)

272 Johnson is excruciatingly dumb.

And what's with that hair ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 03, 2024 12:55 PM (n2vyf)

273 My DiffyQ professor was Polish. He was also hilarious.
Posted by: Emmie

Wronski?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 03, 2024 12:55 PM (w9Wax)

274 Note that none of the leftist mayors whining about the influx of illegals are demanding that the borders be closed. The Feds simply need to shower them with billions so they can "address the needs" of the noble newcomers without taking any money away from their traditional constituencies.

Posted by: Bigsmith at January 03, 2024 12:56 PM (Mx0bA)

275 ...Also ALSO I am sick of the whole there needs to be some kind of compromise on immigration. There was. It's in the laws that were passed. The ones that are de facto repealed.

*throws things*
Posted by: alexthechick at January 03, 2024 12:44 PM


*gently pours All The Vodka into the USB port for AtC*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 03, 2024 12:56 PM (jA9ul)

276 Yet, clip on Bad Blue the Boston mayor claimed everyone on the planet had a right to come here.

Give us you tired, poor, poorer and poorest and we will take care of you

Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2024 12:56 PM (fwDg9)

277 23
The victim has been identified as the Imam of the Masjid Muhammad mosque, located at 197 Camden Street.

According to several sources, the Imam was preparing to engage in the Fajr prayer, the first of the five daily prayers in Islam, when the attack occurred.

It is reported that a gunman approached during this time of spiritual reflection and opened fire.
someone tired of that acute-intestinal-pain coming over a loudspeaker no less, every morning and night

This shocking event has rattled the local community, particularly members of the Masjid Muhammad mosque, where the Imam serves as a spiritual leader.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 03, 2024 12:17 PM (2yu8s)

Posted by: Ciampino - Every non-muslim breathed a sigh of relief at January 03, 2024 12:56 PM (qfLjt)

278 265 What's funny is that Edison, NJ is already filled with illegal immigrants from India and the Middle East and has been for years.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 03, 2024 12:54 PM (xmIbJ)
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Then the new ones will feel at home there.

After all, all "brown bodies" are the same and love each other and only resent the white man, right?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2024 12:56 PM (WkNQM)

279 The old cliche was live boy/dead girl. I'm guess they've found multiple dead boys in Lindsay's closet.

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"Imagine '57 Shades of Gay' meets 'My Bloody Valentine.'"

-- Bob from the NSA Ministry of Truth

Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at January 03, 2024 12:56 PM (0KeHU)

280 Technically head count for Congressional seats is only supposed to be US citizens. "technically" she said ironically.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)



The court ruled that illegals count for representation years ago.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 03, 2024 12:56 PM (tntOw)

281 The left: "Your papers, please."

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 03, 2024 12:56 PM (i24o9)

282
I had to take my wife to the ER in December 2019 as she fell down some steps after contracting some viral nasty that affected her breathing - probably covid. Nobody in the place. Empty.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 03, 2024 12:56 PM (3qE2b)

283 And what's with that hair ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 03, 2024 12:55 PM (n2vyf)


he is a short man ?

Posted by: runner at January 03, 2024 12:56 PM (V13WU)

284 you could say this about any busload of people
or planeload
or trainload
etc
Posted by: Don Black at January 03, 2024 12:53 PM (geLO

...

Please stop giving them ideas.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 03, 2024 12:56 PM (z/ifB)

285 Note that none of the leftist mayors whining about the influx of illegals are demanding that the borders be closed. The Feds simply need to shower them with billions so they can "address the needs" of the noble newcomers without taking any money away from their traditional constituencies.

That is what is known in poker as a "tell".

Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2024 12:57 PM (CsUN+)

286 Birds do not migrate in a straight line.
Posted by: garrett

*******

This seems to contradict the description of straight line distance being "as the crow flies".

Posted by: Muldoon at January 03, 2024 12:57 PM (991eG)

287 Jane Doe 107 is holding up release of the Epstein list. She says that she'll be in danger from her "conservative home country" if her name is released.

Sounds like Huma Abedin to me.
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This is what I saw late last evening:

R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts
🚨#UPDATE: The documents were initially ordered to be released unredacted; however, Doe 107 filed a late request to place a 30-day hold on the redaction, which was granted. This means that 107 will have a reprieve until the 22nd. In summary, the January 22 deadline only applies to Doe 107 information everyone else is fair game.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 03, 2024 12:57 PM (2yu8s)

288 Mars needs trannies.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 03, 2024 12:46 PM (FVME7)


Chaya Raichik (Libs of TikTok) posted "Day 10,585 of being a girl!" yesterday for her birthday and the liberals are losing their shit. Again.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 03, 2024 12:57 PM (FD5dr)

289 Whoa! I agree with Tomahawk Lizzie!

Elizabeth Warren
@ewarren
The rich and powerful have rigged the rules of our economy to make themselves richer and more powerful.

-
I deleted her second sentence because she was speaking with forked tongue.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 03, 2024 12:58 PM (FVME7)

290 have a friend that had to go to the ER recently. Her condition was not trivial. Took 2 hours to get triaged and then 10 hours to actually get a bed. She said the ER looked like the Mos Eisley cantina.
==
Emtala. Is one place where it is Codified that you have to provide for them. Also something for public schools. But not my area.

Posted by: You just have to commie harder to make it work, we promise!!! at January 03, 2024 12:58 PM (QpAWD)

291
Chaya Raichik (Libs of TikTok) posted "Day 10,585 of being a girl!" yesterday for her birthday and the liberals are losing their shit. Again.

==
online world is not a real world

Posted by: runner at January 03, 2024 12:58 PM (V13WU)

292 Muldoon, sorry about Tulane's loss to Virginia Tech.

But since my son just graduated from Tech, not too sorry.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 03, 2024 12:58 PM (9yWhg)

293 Birds do not migrate in a straight line.
Posted by: garrett

*******

This seems to contradict the description of straight line distance being "as the crow flies".


Perhaps they've been drinking.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2024 12:58 PM (CsUN+)

294 Johnson is excruciatingly dumb.

How many smart johnsons do you know?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2024 12:58 PM (AN/rm)

295 289 Whoa! I agree with Tomahawk Lizzie!

Elizabeth Warren
@ewarren
The rich and powerful have rigged the rules of our economy to make themselves richer and more powerful.

-
I deleted her second sentence because she was speaking with forked tongue.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 03, 2024 12:58 PM (FVME7)

========

Let me guess:

"The solution is to centralize more power!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 03, 2024 12:59 PM (GBKbO)

296 Johnson is excruciatingly dumb. I mean a doorknob is smarter than that man. I wonder who gave him the idea to impound busses. Because, let's face it , it does throw a bit of a wrinkle into the otherwise excellent plan.
Posted by: runner at January 03, 2024 12:54 PM (V13WU)

They impound the buses, eventually they have to sell them at auction. Bus company buys them back for a few hundred dollars. Hostile bidders get "discouraged".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2024 12:59 PM (tkR6S)

297 Jane Doe 107 is holding up release of the Epstein list. She says that she'll be in danger from her "conservative home country" if her name is released.

Sounds like Huma Abedin to me.


Aaron Rodgers said when the list is released, Jimmy Kimmel will be on it and he has a bottle of booze waiting to toast it. Kimmel predictably had a public meltdown. I still remember when he was Adam Carolla's dumb sidekick.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 03, 2024 12:59 PM (FD5dr)

298 3. $1M fine per person, per instance for employing an "undocumented" individual...

---------------

That is a successful measure for stopping illegal immigration. If it becomes dangerous to an employer's bottom line they will stop it.

Posted by: Decaf at January 03, 2024 12:59 PM (3JfbU)

299 Whoa! I agree with Tomahawk Lizzie!

Elizabeth Warren
@ewarren
The rich and powerful have rigged the rules of our economy to make themselves richer and more powerful.

-
I deleted her second sentence because she was speaking with forked tongue.


Is there iron in her words of death?

Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2024 12:59 PM (CsUN+)

300
The Statue of Liberty ist kaput.
Posted by: Major Dusseldorf


As long as we're tearing down statues...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2024 12:59 PM (63Dwl)

301 >Birds do not migrate in a straight line.
Posted by: garrett


the ducks in my neighborhood fly around in circles every afternoon
I call it 'the duck races'
I don't think they know what they're doing

Posted by: Don Black at January 03, 2024 12:59 PM (geLO8)

302 Excellent and succinct summary. Better with semicolons.
Definitely non-Gay quality.
Posted by: The Grammar & Style Police (Non-Haavad) at January 03, 2024 12:48 PM (qfLjt)


I'm an engineer. You're lucky it was human-readable.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 03, 2024 01:00 PM (GYIa4)

303 Chaya Raichik (Libs of TikTok) posted "Day 10,585 of being a girl!" yesterday for her birthday and the liberals are losing their shit. Again.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 03, 2024 12:57 PM (FD5dr)
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Huh. So she's *actually* 29.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2024 01:00 PM (WkNQM)

304 online world is not a real world

It definitely isn't, but it does bleed into the real world a lot. We know Antifa's command and control is all online, as is whatever version of JournaList is now in operation.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 03, 2024 01:00 PM (FD5dr)

305 Major security risk? We can’t identify them?

Gee, it would be nice if the federal government had an agency that would vet people coming into the country…you know, by checking things called “passports” and “visas”. And the federal government can do this at “ports of entry” so this wouldn’t be a problem…

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 03, 2024 01:00 PM (Q9bls)

306 Also ALSO I am sick of the whole there needs to be some kind of compromise on immigration. There was. It's in the laws that were passed. The ones that are de facto repealed.

*throws things*
Posted by: alexthechick at January 03, 2024 12:44 PM (jbUIu)

So much that.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 03, 2024 01:00 PM (OX9vb)

307 >Jane Doe 107 is holding up release of the Epstein list.


I'll be surprised if that list is ever released

Posted by: Don Black at January 03, 2024 01:00 PM (geLO8)

308 JournoList is dead. So say we all.

Posted by: CabaList at January 03, 2024 01:01 PM (aD39U)

309 >>Birds do not migrate in a straight line.

I'm told they do occasionally walk backwards in their dirty underwear, most typically sighted in Tennessee

Posted by: DanMan at January 03, 2024 01:01 PM (8uzBS)

310 Birds are subject to wind currents, 30mph ahead, 15mph left or right as the wind blows

Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2024 01:01 PM (fwDg9)

311 "A plane carrying more migrants from Texas"

I don't think there are any migrants from Texas on that plane.

Posted by: Candidus at January 03, 2024 12:24 PM (Ya7DW)
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Where did those migrants originate?
Posted by: Ciampino - the K-Y-ran ... at January 03, 2024 12:42 PM (qfLjt)

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As far as I'm concerned they are all from Mexico who let them in. Punish Mexico and they will stop this invasion as they have done before.

Posted by: Decaf at January 03, 2024 01:01 PM (3JfbU)

312 "Imagine '57 Shades of Gay'

-- Bob from the NSA Ministry of Truth
Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at January 03, 2024 12:56 PM


I will *not* Google that, but I assume Rule 34 applies.

*shudders*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 03, 2024 01:01 PM (jA9ul)

313 >>the ducks in my neighborhood fly around in circles every afternoon
I call it 'the duck races'


They kind of migrate in sections of a large, concentric circle. Always staying as far North as weather allows.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2024 01:02 PM (BvmRf)

314 “But I haven't seen Abbott launch a lawsuit to stop this behavior. I don't know why.”

Because Greg Abbott is about Greg Abbott, and he’ll do it if it gets him of Fox News for several segments.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 03, 2024 01:02 PM (Q9bls)

315 This seems to contradict the description of straight line distance being "as the crow flies".
Posted by: Muldoon at January 03, 2024 12:57 PM (991eG)

WE ARE STRAIGHT!!

Posted by: Crows Everywhere at January 03, 2024 01:02 PM (Rbu5d)

316 Chaya Raichik (Libs of TikTok) posted "Day 10,585 of being a girl!" yesterday for her birthday and the liberals are losing their shit. Again.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 03, 2024 12:57 PM (FD5dr)
++++
Huh. So she's *actually* 29.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

A couple of years ago, I actually calculated the number of days I have been alive (including the leap days). I forget what it was, but it was a big number.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 03, 2024 01:02 PM (9yWhg)

317 266 Johnson is excruciatingly dumb. I mean a doorknob is smarter than that man. I wonder who gave him the idea to impound busses. Because, let's face it , it does throw a bit of a wrinkle into the otherwise excellent plan.

Posted by: runner at January 03, 2024 12:54 PM (V13WU)
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As has already happened, the drivers just drop them off in the suburbs ......

Posted by: Ciampino - we can drop them off anywhere and tell them it's Boston at January 03, 2024 01:02 PM (qfLjt)

318 This Johnson asshole was a school superintendent, I believe.

Figures.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 03, 2024 01:02 PM (R4t5M)

319 294 Johnson is excruciatingly dumb.

How many smart johnsons do you know?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2024 12:58 PM (AN/rm)

I know two.
From Die Hard.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 03, 2024 01:03 PM (N39Ws)

320 Gee, it would be nice if the federal government had an agency that would vet people coming into the country…you know, by checking things called “passports” and “visas”. And the federal government can do this at “ports of entry” so this wouldn’t be a problem…
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 03, 2024 01:00 PM


Now that there is just crazy talk.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 03, 2024 01:03 PM (jA9ul)

321 Technically head count for Congressional seats is only supposed to be US citizens. "technically" she said ironically.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 03, 2024 12:53 PM (t/2Uw)


I believe SCOTUS has ruled otherwise.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 03, 2024 01:03 PM (GYIa4)

322 Rocket Xience:

http://tinyurl.com/4w7t5xd9

(Daily Mail)

Giving Space X a run for their money.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 03, 2024 01:03 PM (ch/kO)

323 Jane Doe 107 is holding up release of the Epstein list.


I'll be surprised if that list is ever released
Posted by: Don Black at January 03, 2024 01:00 PM (geLO

...

The problem is the Nashville shooter wrote her manifesto on the back of Epstien's list.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 03, 2024 01:03 PM (z/ifB)

324
I'm an engineer. You're lucky it was human-readable.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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True. Might have been punctuated with confirming differential equations.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 03, 2024 01:03 PM (XeU6L)

325 > My only problem with Polish is their damned writing system.

I had to learn Reverse Polish Notation for math in my computer science classes. In my professional career, I've yet to use that information. One might even call it useless.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 03, 2024 01:03 PM (R38qh)

326 Russell Johnson was smart. He was a professor.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 03, 2024 01:04 PM (9yWhg)

327 Democrat Mayor of Edison, NJ Blocks Immigrant Bus From Entering City

This has probably been said but isn't this a violation of Interstate Commerce? Isn't it Rambo all over again.

Posted by: Ciampino - we can drop them off anywhere and tell them it's Camden at January 03, 2024 01:04 PM (qfLjt)

328 Let me guess:

"The solution is to centralize more power!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra

"I’m in this fight to level the playing field and make our government work for everyone, not just the wealthy and well-connected."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 03, 2024 01:04 PM (FVME7)

329 The only place I've ever seen RPN used in my entire life is on older HP graphing calculators.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 03, 2024 01:04 PM (9UlRk)

330 41 I love the smell of leprosy in the morning. It smell like - victory.
Posted by: US government funded NGOs at January 03, 2024 12:21 PM (Ya7DW)
________

Lep-ro-sy, I'm just half the man I used to beeeee...
Everything is falling off of meeeee....
Lep-ro-syyyyyy

(sung to 'Yesterday')

Posted by: Orson at January 03, 2024 01:04 PM (dIske)

331 So Biden is going to Valley Forge to commemorate Jan 6th, then to a black Church that had a mass shooting in 2015 and blame Trump and the violent MAGA white supremacists... Such a uniter

Posted by: It's me donna at January 03, 2024 01:05 PM (n2vyf)

332 298 3. $1M fine per person, per instance for employing an "undocumented" individual...


I like that. I also like exit visas. The EU, Japan, ROK, and Australia all check passports as you LEAVE the country to make sure you are not overstaying your visa. We should do that as well.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 03, 2024 01:05 PM (Q9bls)

333 Every time I read the phrase "President Gay" I think it's Obama. If only he'd step down from having his hand up Biden's ass.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 03, 2024 01:05 PM (FD5dr)

334 I'm told they do occasionally walk backwards in their dirty underwear, most typically sighted in Tennessee
Posted by: DanMan

Hey! I'm right here you know!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 03, 2024 01:05 PM (M5z+9)

335
I had to learn Reverse Polish Notation for math in my computer science classes. In my professional career, I've yet to use that information. One might even call it useless.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 03, 2024 01:03 PM


=>the HP12C calculator has entered the chat....

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 03, 2024 01:05 PM (bEb2S)

336 The only place I've ever seen RPN used in my entire life is on older HP graphing calculators.

Also FORTH and LISP.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 03, 2024 01:05 PM (FD5dr)

337 >>I had to learn Reverse Polish Notation for math in my computer science classes.

I've used RPN calculators since college. Nobody steals them. Hell they won't even borrow them.

Posted by: DanMan at January 03, 2024 01:06 PM (8uzBS)

338 The Democrat Party won't even start making institutional noises against unfettered immigration until a prominent Democrat in a safe district/state loses on explicitly immigration grounds.

This could be it? Probably not, but...5-10%.

Once that happens, we'll get the effort to make it seem like Democrats are the hardline on immigration and Republicans want open borders.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 03, 2024 12:37 PM (GBKbO)


In 2021 Murphy only won his second term after some late night shenanigans. He was supposed to win easily, but the difference was only about 3%

So hopefully enough people in 2025 either stay home because they hate Fullop/Baraka, or switch to vote for the Republican. If 3% of Murphy's voters stay home, and 3% flip to Republican, than the only way the Dem wins is with more theft.

Likewise you'd hope they'd finally get a wakeup call with Menendez and put in a Republican Senator.

Posted by: Rbastid at January 03, 2024 01:06 PM (s+glL)

339 Russell Johnson was smart. He was a professor.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


Smart enough to build all sorts of contraptions, but unable to make a patch for the hull of the Minnow.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 03, 2024 01:06 PM (tntOw)

340 This seems to contradict the description of straight line distance being "as the crow flies".
Posted by: Muldoon at January 03, 2024 12:57 PM (991eG)

WE ARE STRAIGHT!!
Posted by: Crows Everywhere at January 03, 2024 01:02 PM (Rbu5d)

...

It would be fun to put flat earthers in two planes and have one fly the straight line on a map and the other take a great circle route and let hilarity ensue.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 03, 2024 01:06 PM (z/ifB)

341 331 So Biden is going to Valley Forge to commemorate Jan 6th, then to a black Church that had a mass shooting in 2015 and blame Trump and the violent MAGA white supremacists... Such a uniter


oh f*ck me why can't he leave us THE HELL ALONE?!?! he is ALWAYS here ARGH

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at January 03, 2024 01:06 PM (AcWfM)

342 Every time I read the phrase "President Gay" I think it's Obama. If only he'd step down from having his hand up Biden's ass.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 03,

I'll never shake his hand.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2024 01:06 PM (AN/rm)

343 "Gee, it would be nice if the federal government had an agency that would vet people coming into the country…you know, by checking things called “passports” and “visas”. And the federal government can do this at “ports of entry” so this wouldn’t be a problem…
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33"


There is but only for the foolish law abiding types. The system wills soon be expanded for internal travel.

Posted by: Ripley at January 03, 2024 01:06 PM (JojsZ)

344 I've used RPN calculators since college. Nobody steals them. Hell they won't even borrow them.

So it's basically like having a calculator with a stick shift?

Posted by: Ian S. at January 03, 2024 01:06 PM (FD5dr)

345 I believe SCOTUS has ruled otherwise.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Nope, case got short circuited as moot during the 2020 season as the Census delayed reporting until Biden took office.

Posted by: whig at January 03, 2024 01:06 PM (bk5GW)

346 HP-35s sitting on my desk...

Posted by: DanMan at January 03, 2024 01:07 PM (8uzBS)

347 I had to learn Reverse Polish Notation for math in my computer science classes.

I've used RPN calculators since college. Nobody steals them. Hell they won't even borrow them.
Posted by: DanMan at January 03, 2024 01:06 PM (8uzBS)

...

HP doesn't farking make them anymore though. My life is ruined because I regularly break the keys on calculators and I'm on my last 35s.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 03, 2024 01:07 PM (z/ifB)

348 This seems to contradict the description of straight line distance being "as the crow flies".
Posted by: Muldoon at January 03, 2024 12:57 PM (991eG)

I saw a cartoon image of two crows on a perch, both looking in the distance. The capture read: Attempted murder.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 03, 2024 01:07 PM (QBaJw)

349 It would be fun to put flat earthers in two planes and have one fly the straight line on a map and the other take a great circle route and let hilarity ensue.

I'm at the point where the government providing most of the evidence the Earth isn't flat is cause for alarm.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 03, 2024 01:08 PM (FD5dr)

350 How many Johnsons does it take to film Blazing Saddles?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2024 01:08 PM (63Dwl)

351 I've used RPN calculators since college. Nobody steals them. Hell they won't even borrow them.

So it's basically like having a calculator with a stick shift?
Posted by: Ian S. at January 03, 2024 01:06 PM (FD5dr)

...

It is. I'm also incapable of using the regular calculator syntax anymore though.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 03, 2024 01:08 PM (z/ifB)

352
I've used RPN calculators since college. Nobody steals them. Hell they won't even borrow them.

Posted by: DanMan at January 03, 2024 01:06 PM

So it's basically like having a calculator with a stick shift?

Posted by: Ian S. at January 03, 2024 01:06 PM


exactly

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 03, 2024 01:08 PM (bEb2S)

353 Delay in releasing the "Epstein List"? Shocker. I think what's going on is that women on the list are objecting. The list probably is just a list and provides little or no context on what each name is there for. So a name could be a victim, could be a pimp, could be a john, or could be nothing. If I was a woman, I wouldn't want to be on the list at all. Most of the male names are probably already known. Not sure that's true of the women.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 03, 2024 01:09 PM (iFTx/)

354 328 Let me guess:

"The solution is to centralize more power!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra

"I’m in this fight to level the playing field and make our government work for everyone, not just the wealthy and well-connected."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 03, 2024 01:04 PM (FVME7)

========

So, I was right in the implication.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 03, 2024 01:09 PM (GBKbO)

355 Nope, case got short circuited as moot during the 2020 season as the Census delayed reporting until Biden took office.
Posted by: whig at January 03, 2024 01:06 PM (bk5GW)


It's just so very, very convenient when things like that happen.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 03, 2024 01:09 PM (GYIa4)

356 It's a little known fact that Russell Johnson was a naval aviator during WWII.

After graduating from high school, Johnson enlisted in the United States Army Air Forces as an aviation cadet. On completing his training, he was commissioned as a second lieutenant. He flew 44 combat missions in the Pacific Theater during World War II as a bombardier in B-25 twin-engined medium bombers.[3]

On March 4, 1945, while flying as a navigator in a B-25 with the 100th Bombardment Squadron, 42nd Bombardment Group, 13th Air Force, Johnson's B-25 and two others were shot down during a low-level bombing and strafing run against Japanese military targets in the Philippine Islands. The B-25s encountered heavy anti-aircraft fire, and all three had to ditch in the sea off Zamboanga. Johnson broke both his ankles in the landing, and his bomber's co-pilot was killed. Johnson received a Purple Heart for his injuries. He was also awarded the Air Medal, the Asiatic-Pacific Campaign Medal with three campaign stars, the Philippine Liberation Ribbon with one campaign star, and the World War II Victory Medal.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2024 01:09 PM (CsUN+)

357 Smart enough to build all sorts of contraptions, but unable to make a patch for the hull of the Minnow.
Posted by: Thomas Paine


My favorite was the bamboo car.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 03, 2024 01:09 PM (9yWhg)

358 >>I had to learn Reverse Polish Notation for math in my computer science classes.

I've used RPN calculators since college. Nobody steals them. Hell they won't even borrow them.
Posted by: DanMan at January 03, 2024 01:06 PM


Ditto. In high school, no one wanted to borrow my 11C. In college, we all got issued 15Cs. Took some explaining, that did.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 03, 2024 01:09 PM (jA9ul)

359 Shit Man...... I have been back to work for two days and I'm exhausted. I will be taking a two week vacation to Hawaii and when I come back I will be well rested and ready to do the American people's work ......

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 03, 2024 01:10 PM (BKOUD)

360
So Biden is going to Valley Forge to commemorate Jan 6th, then to a black Church that had a mass shooting in 2015 and blame Trump and the violent MAGA white supremacists... Such a uniter
>>>>>

oh f*ck me why can't he leave us THE HELL ALONE?!?! he is ALWAYS here ARGH

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at January 03, 2024 01:06 PM


Yeah, he seems inordinately interested in Pennsylvania his entire term. The internal DNC polling must be very interesting.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 03, 2024 01:10 PM (3qE2b)

361 341 331 So Biden is going to Valley Forge to commemorate Jan 6th, then to a black Church that had a mass shooting in 2015 and blame Trump and the violent MAGA white supremacists... Such a uniter


oh f*ck me why can't he leave us THE HELL ALONE?!?! he is ALWAYS here ARGH
Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at January 03, 2024 01:06 PM (AcWfM)

In good news, the good Lord has called up a winter storm for Jan 6...so unlikely any of this happens...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 03, 2024 01:10 PM (exHjb)

362 325 > My only problem with Polish is their damned writing system.

I had to learn Reverse Polish Notation for math in my computer science classes. In my professional career, I've yet to use that information. One might even call it useless.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 03, 2024 01:03 PM (R38qh)
----
That's how HP calculators did math in machine code. I learnt to do that in order to program an HP39 (29? the one with the thermal paper printer). Do they, HPs, still use RPN?

Posted by: Ciampino - we can drop them off anywhere and tell them it's Chicago at January 03, 2024 01:10 PM (qfLjt)

363 In good news, the good Lord has called up a winter storm for Jan 6...so unlikely any of this happens...
Posted by: Nova Local at January 03, 2024 01:10 PM (exHjb)

Hope so

Posted by: It's me donna at January 03, 2024 01:10 PM (n2vyf)

364 Why do Democrat mayors hate our new neighbors so much.
I thought they loved slavery.

Posted by: wth at January 03, 2024 01:10 PM (v0R5T)

365 Homeless vs the illegals for the warm grates in NYC.

PPV gold.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2024 01:10 PM (1nfzE)

366 > Aaron Rodgers said when the list is released, Jimmy Kimmel will be on it and he has a bottle of booze waiting to toast it. Kimmel predictably had a public meltdown. I still remember when he was Adam Carolla's dumb sidekick.

I honestly don't think there will be any surprises on the list. The big names are mostly public at this point. Prince Andrew, Bill Gates, Bill Clinton, Joi Ito, Marvin Minsky, David Boies, Leon Black, and probably several more I've forgotten.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 03, 2024 01:11 PM (R38qh)

367 It would be fun to put flat earthers in two planes and have one fly the straight line on a map and the other take a great circle route and let hilarity ensue.
Posted by: TexasDan
----

Having engaged lately in some nautical navigation problems, 'straight-line' distances just do not exist, unless you are headed for another part of the galaxy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 03, 2024 01:11 PM (XeU6L)

368 I saw a cartoon image of two crows on a perch, both looking in the distance. The capture read: Attempted murder.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 03, 2024 01:07 PM


Nice.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 03, 2024 01:11 PM (jA9ul)

369 Also ALSO I am sick of the whole there needs to be some kind of compromise on immigration. There was. It's in the laws that were passed. The ones that are de facto repealed.

*throws things*
Posted by: alexthechick at January 03, 2024 12:44 PM (jbUIu)


Yep. Too bad the Feds don't care about the law.

Posted by: Archer at January 03, 2024 01:11 PM (gmo/4)

370 My favorite calculator ever was my HP15C from college which used RPN. Once I got used to it, loved it….. if I tried to use it today I would fail. It’s been awhile….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 03, 2024 01:12 PM (MW0on)

371 Shit Man...... I have been back to work for two days and I'm exhausted. I will be taking a two week vacation to Hawaii and when I come back I will be well rested and ready to do the American people's work ......
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 03, 2024 01:10 PM (BKOUD)
.......

You should try hiking on some volcanoes.

Posted by: wth at January 03, 2024 01:12 PM (v0R5T)

372 >>So it's basically like having a calculator with a stick shift?

my oldest son drove a '54 Cevy truck in high school. Before he got his license he was all over SW Houston with it and it had no bed at that time.

He could leave the keys in it and it wouldn't get stolen. 3
on the tree, floor starter switch, all kinds of levers, buttons and switches. Brought it home during his first semester at UT. Everybody he knew wanted to use his truck to move but none could drive it.

Posted by: DanMan at January 03, 2024 01:12 PM (8uzBS)

373 But I haven't seen Abbott launch a lawsuit to stop this behavior. I don't know why.


lol lol lol

Because it’s all for show and he has no
Cojones RINO bs every minute of the day

Posted by: Gonzotx at January 03, 2024 01:12 PM (MwHgU)

374 “But I haven't seen Abbott launch a lawsuit to stop this behavior. I don't know why.” Because Greg Abbott is about Greg Abbott, and he’ll do it if it gets him of Fox News for several segments. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 03, 2024 01:02 PM (Q9bls)

Standing. One of the illegal aliens on the bus would have the clear injury. Perhaps Abbott or Paxton could arrange for a lawyer in New Jersey who would be willing to go to court on the illegal aliens' behalf for an immediate TRO.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 03, 2024 01:13 PM (7B5FA)

375 Why worry about these illegals freezing this Winter ??? Remember there is Global Warming and the illegals should be fine in NYC, Chicago, and Philly........

Posted by: Franklin Stein at January 03, 2024 01:13 PM (BKOUD)

376 Albert Sidney Johnston v. Joseph E. Johnston. At least Albert Sidney had the good sense to die at the right time.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 03, 2024 01:13 PM (FVME7)

377 I thought you old-time engineery types used slide rules.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 03, 2024 01:14 PM (9yWhg)

378 I pray Joe has a seizure during his insane speech Jan 6.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2024 01:14 PM (AN/rm)

379 Warren Davidson @WarrenDavidson Jan 2
Congressional districts should be drawn based on the population of US citizens only. The Census should specifically count US citizens for apportionment of representation. Only US citizens are represented by the US Congress.

California has 5-7 extra members of Congress because the Census uses the total population. I have legislation that would end that practice.

Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie Jan 2
I have cosponsored this proposed Amendment to the Constitution.

Currently, Congressional districts are apportioned to states based on the population of citizens and NONCITIZENS which gives states with numerous illegal aliens an advantage in Congress and in the Electoral College.

Connor Daigle @ConnorDaigleTX Jan 2 Replying to @RepThomasMassie
Thank you, but this amendment isn’t needed. It’s already unconstitutional to count noncitizens in the allocation process.

Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie Jan 2
This could be changed without a Constitutional amendment, and even without a law, but then it would be challenged in the courts. The best way to put it to bed is a constitutional amendment

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 03, 2024 01:14 PM (2yu8s)

380 They call them "migrants" because as soon as they cross the border they say, "¿Dónde está mi grant?"

Posted by: buzzsawmonkey at January 03, 2024 01:14 PM (tbSPP)

381 I thought you old-time engineery types used slide rules.

Pfffft. I'm pretty sure some of them used an abacus.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2024 01:14 PM (CsUN+)

382 Albert Sidney Johnston v. Joseph E. Johnston. At least Albert Sidney had the good sense to die at the right time.


Before I could get to his liver, unfortunately.
-- Liver-Eating Johnso

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 03, 2024 01:15 PM (9yWhg)

383 370 My favorite calculator ever was my HP15C from college which used RPN.

still have mine, bought shortly after high school *mumble* years ago. runs on four hearing-aid batteries. is only on its second set. my most-frequently used calculator, though, is an hp-15c emulator i have on my phone.

first hp i owned was a 32e i bought after my trusty ti-57 (well, the radio shack branded equivalent) died in the middle of an accounting test. never looked back.

Posted by: anachronda at January 03, 2024 01:15 PM (v3pYe)

384 No these ducks are really dumb
their circular flight path is only a few blocks across
and they are doing low level rooftop passes
it's like late afternoon rolls around and the ducks think, 'okay, time to race around in circles for no reason'

Posted by: Don Black at January 03, 2024 01:15 PM (geLO8)

385 Homeless vs the illegals for the warm grates in NYC. PPV gold.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2024 01:10 PM (1nfzE)

Illegals get luxury hotels.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 03, 2024 01:15 PM (7B5FA)

386 WaPo poked Vivek Ramaswamy:

http://tinyurl.com/3wah7f9b

(Nitter)

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 03, 2024 01:15 PM (ch/kO)

387 Having engaged lately in some nautical navigation problems, 'straight-line' distances just do not exist, unless you are headed for another part of the galaxy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 03, 2024 01:11 PM (XeU6L)
---
Thanks to orbital mechanics and the curvature of spacetime, I'm not sure straight lines even exist in the depths of the cosmos....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 03, 2024 01:15 PM (7fElN)

388 I also hope Jenn Rubin will have a fatal orgasm while watching the Biden speech.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2024 01:15 PM (AN/rm)

389 Shit Man...... I have been back to work for two days and I'm exhausted. I will be taking a two week vacation to Hawaii and when I come back I will be well rested and ready to do the American people's work ......
Posted by: Joe Biden

Joe, Joe, Joe. You never should've played bobbing for French fries.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 03, 2024 01:15 PM (FVME7)

390 > A couple of years ago, I actually calculated the number of days I have been alive (including the leap days). I forget what it was, but it was a big number.

Go to wolframalpha.com and enter "today - " followed by your birthday. I'm apparently about 17,000 days old, give or take a few days.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 03, 2024 01:15 PM (R38qh)

391 Mars needs trannies.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 03, 2024 12:46 PM (FVME7)

-----------------

They should be sent there in the next rocket. I believe India is preparing one as we type.

Posted by: Decaf at January 03, 2024 01:16 PM (3JfbU)

392 >>> Biden Administration Asks Supreme Court to Allow Border Patrol to Cut Texas Razor Wire

I thought he just spouted out to a reporter that Congress had to give him money to secure the border

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 03, 2024 01:16 PM (VoO2m)

393 My wife saw the Cooper's hawk going after the sparrows in the rhododendron again this morning.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 03, 2024 01:16 PM (9yWhg)

394 I thought you old-time engineery types used slide rules.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 03, 2024 01:14 PM (9yWhg)


Since NASA hired all the black, female mathematicians we're stuck with them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 03, 2024 01:16 PM (GYIa4)

395 "Seeds of chaos"? I thought these people had "the spark of divinity"? Or is that only for mass-murdering gang members like MS-13?

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2024 01:16 PM (UKWFA)

396 I pray Joe has a seizure during his insane speech Jan 6.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2024 01:14 PM (AN/rm)
-

That's very cruel.

I hope his diaper fails.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 03, 2024 01:16 PM (ch/kO)

397 If the migrants "are from Texas", that means they're citizens and are free to go wherever they want.

If the migrants are NOT from Texas, they are here illegally and must be deported.

CHOOSE ONE, Leftists.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 03, 2024 01:17 PM (wtvvX)

398 Rocket Xience:

http://tinyurl.com/4w7t5xd9

(Daily Mail)

Giving Space X a run for their money.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 03, 2024 01:03 PM (ch/kO)
......

Those damn Uyghur rocket scientists.

Posted by: wth at January 03, 2024 01:17 PM (v0R5T)

399 >So Biden is going to Valley Forge to commemorate Jan 6th

may he freeze his ass off
maybe his brain will seize up from the cold

what am I talking about- he'll be indoors

Posted by: Don Black at January 03, 2024 01:17 PM (geLO8)

400 @379 AndyCanuck, the way I read the Constitution is that "Indians not taxed" means all foreigners who are not citizens aren't counted. That doesn't seem to hard to figure out.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 03, 2024 01:17 PM (7B5FA)

401 I thought you old-time engineery types used slide rules.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 03, 2024 01:14 PM (9yWhg)
++++
Why, I haven't used a slide rule in years.

But if you're looking a virtuoso, you shoulda seen Willy Walters. We called him "Ole' Slipstick." Now *that* man could calculate!

Posted by: Old-time engineery type at January 03, 2024 01:18 PM (WkNQM)

402 WaPo poked Vivek Ramaswamy:


Ooooh, I think I'm aroused.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2024 01:18 PM (CsUN+)

403 okay, time to race around in circles for no reason'
Posted by: Don Black

Reminds me of cruising the drag when I was 16.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 03, 2024 01:18 PM (FVME7)

404 If the illegals are 'seeds of chaos' Mayor Johnson, what do you call the city's gang-bangers?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2024 01:19 PM (1nfzE)

405 Everything was fine until Governor Abbott start the buses rolling.

Almost as many illegals were entering NYFC and Chicago every single day before the Republican Governor sent a few buses, but when the EVIL Republicans did it, then it became an acceptable story for the mainstream news media.

Posted by: rd at January 03, 2024 01:19 PM (ASkF8)

406 AndyCanuck, the way I read the Constitution is that "Indians not taxed" means all foreigners who are not citizens aren't counted. That doesn't seem to hard to figure out.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 03, 2024 01:17 PM (7B5FA)


Your understanding might be correct but if you do not ask if a person is a citizen... well, you just have to assume, don't you.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 03, 2024 01:19 PM (GYIa4)

407 I'm so old that we used a sextant and books in the Navy to give us right ascension and declination in celestial navigation.

Posted by: Archer at January 03, 2024 01:19 PM (gmo/4)

408 Reverse Polish Notation??

Is that one of those hot girl gymnast moves??

Posted by: joey biden at January 03, 2024 01:20 PM (2yu8s)

409 I thought you old-time engineery types used slide rules.

Pfffft. I'm pretty sure some of them used an abacus.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2024 01:14 PM (CsUN+)

funny story if you're a nerd: when I had my own firm I ended up with a job where I had to solve a cable tension problem. Single point load on a cable. It's a unique enough deal that I did not have software that could solve it, and eventually i found a hand method.

The book on this was by the US wire rope company or some such, from the 50's. The solution involves a cubic so it included the method for finding the roots of the cubic equation. I decided that it would be way easier to write up a spreadsheet to do it--nope. I ended up doing the iterative hand method in the book.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 03, 2024 01:20 PM (z/ifB)

410 Mayor Joshi did an interview with a local NJ news channel where he stated that illegal immigrants were not welcome in Edison and that he would bus them back to Mexico, not just to the border.
Posted by: John from Jersey at January 03, 2024 12:47 PM (HWIAW)

-------------------

See, he knows where the illegals come from and it's not Texas.

Posted by: Decaf at January 03, 2024 01:20 PM (3JfbU)

411
Oh, don't lean on me, man, 'cause you can't afford the ticket
Back from Sanctuary City
Oh, don't lean on me, man, 'cause you ain't got time to check it
You know my Sanctuary City
Is outta sight
It's all right

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 03, 2024 01:20 PM (xG4kz)

412 Slide rules? In a couple years all us engineers will be using the abacus.

Posted by: wth at January 03, 2024 01:20 PM (v0R5T)

413 > Pfffft. I'm pretty sure some of them used an abacus.

I saw a video of a Chinese kid, maybe six or seven years old, adding up three digit numbers that quickly scrolled by. His little fingers were moving in the air as he manipulated an abacus in his mind. After twenty or so numbers scrolled past, he had to enter the total, and he was getting them all correct.

Sadly, their rampant cheating and corruption culture is holding them back. It's good for us, though.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 03, 2024 01:20 PM (R38qh)

414
I thought you old-time engineery types used slide rules.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 03, 2024 01:14 PM


I still remember the Christmas my parents bought me both a slide rule and a pocket protector. Worst Christmas ever. Some people can embrace the nerd lifestyle and go onto great success. Not me.

A member of my class carried a briefcase, pocket protector, and slide rule around. Ever hear of some guy named Phil Collins (even if you hate his music)? My nerd classmate became his keyboardist and several other bands.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 03, 2024 01:21 PM (3qE2b)

415 Violating the "no math" rule: One nice thing about slide rules that we have lost is the understanding of significant digits and measurement error. For example, if I add 1.2 million and 45,383, the answer isn't 1,245,383. It's 1.2 million, because 1.2 million could mean anything from 1,150,001 to 1,249,999.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 03, 2024 01:21 PM (7B5FA)

416

Imam critically shot outside a mosque in New Jersey.

Dang

Posted by: four seasons at January 03, 2024 01:21 PM (PisyI)

417 AndyCanuck, the way I read the Constitution is that "Indians not taxed" means all foreigners who are not citizens aren't counted. That doesn't seem to hard to figure out.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon
---
Yes; it's willful stupidity.

Posted by: joey biden at January 03, 2024 01:22 PM (2yu8s)

418 377 I thought you old-time engineery types used slide rules.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 03, 2024 01:14 PM (9yWhg)
----
They stopped making the batteries for slide-rules.

Posted by: Ciampino - we can drop them off anywhere and tell them it's NYC at January 03, 2024 01:22 PM (qfLjt)

419 My nerd classmate became his keyboardist and several other bands Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 03, 2024 01:21 PM (3qE2b)

I've heard there's a correlation between math ability and piano.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 03, 2024 01:22 PM (7B5FA)

420 I hope cities that Biden is flying these illegals to are paying attention.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 03, 2024 01:23 PM (lCVt6)

421 I thought you old-time engineery types used slide rules.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Still have my K-E 4081-3S right on my desk. LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at January 03, 2024 01:23 PM (M5z+9)

422 Errp~!

@EpochTimes 13s
Meat Company Recalls Over 6,700 Pounds of Ground Beef Over Possible E. Coli

tl:dr = Valley Meats box packs 12lbs and up.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 03, 2024 01:23 PM (IG4Id)

423 I saw a video of a Chinese kid, maybe six or seven years old, adding up three digit numbers that quickly scrolled by. His little fingers were moving in the air as he manipulated an abacus in his mind. After twenty or so numbers scrolled past, he had to enter the total, and he was getting them all correct.


I remember back in the 70s seeing some news story about something called "chisembop," which was some Korean method for doing math using only the fingers. I wonder it that's similar to what the Chinese kid was doing.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 03, 2024 01:24 PM (9yWhg)

424 Nood. Pouncing and seizing.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 03, 2024 01:24 PM (GYIa4)

425 Yes; it's willful stupidity.
Posted by: joey biden
====
And President Shit Roomba is an expert in that!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 03, 2024 01:24 PM (2yu8s)

426 416 Imam critically shot outside a mosque in New Jersey.
---
That's a shame. In NJ of all places.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 03, 2024 01:24 PM (gLYp7)

427 They stopped making the batteries for slide-rules.
Posted by: Ciampino

And try getting replacement vacuum tubes!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 03, 2024 01:24 PM (M5z+9)

428 I'd take the Poles - they can fix anything. And they work hard. Maybe not the highest "academic" intellects, but who cares...
Posted by: Nova Local at January 03, 2024 12:44 PM (exHjb)

My Polish side...
Great Uncle 1 - Nuclear Physics, professor emeritus Duke University. Holds multiple patents with Siemens.
Great Uncle 2 - Rocket Scientist, worked on the rocket batterys that became the Patriot weapon system.
Grandmother, Partner in her accounting firm.

German side -
Car sales
Mechanics
Unemployed grifters...

Just can't always tell..

Posted by: Inogame at January 03, 2024 01:24 PM (53oGX)

429 member of my class carried a briefcase, pocket protector, and slide rule around. Ever hear of some guy named Phil Collins (even if you hate his music)? My nerd classmate became his keyboardist and several other bands.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 03, 2024 01:21 PM (3qE2b)

Phil Collins was an Alamo nerd.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 03, 2024 01:24 PM (lCVt6)

430 Reverse Polish Notation??

Is that one of those hot girl gymnast moves??
Posted by: joey biden at January 03, 2024 01:20 PM (2yu8s)

...

I used it for years thinking it was a polish joke that somehow actually made it into the lexicon as the name of the notation.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 03, 2024 01:24 PM (z/ifB)

431 "Violating the "no math" rule: One nice thing about slide rules that we have lost is the understanding of significant digits and measurement error. For example, if I add 1.2 million and 45,383, the answer isn't 1,245,383. It's 1.2 million, because 1.2 million could mean anything from 1,150,001 to 1,249,999."

Is like 11 million illegal aliens means anything from 20 to 30 million?

Posted by: Ripley at January 03, 2024 01:25 PM (JojsZ)

432 I did some RPN calculating back in the day.

ICU nurses were by far the hottest.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 03, 2024 01:25 PM (w9Wax)

433 DIE Noods, DEI

Posted by: rd at January 03, 2024 01:25 PM (ASkF8)

434 Is like 11 million illegal aliens means anything from 20 to 30 million? Posted by: Ripley at January 03, 2024 01:25 PM (JojsZ)

Exactly.

Posted by: Chuck Schumer at January 03, 2024 01:26 PM (7B5FA)

435 I love it when you call me mamacita!

Posted by: Kamalalala at January 03, 2024 01:29 PM (hirWM)

436
I've heard there's a correlation between math ability and piano.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 03, 2024 01:22 PM


A high percentage of people who learned to play piano at a young age went onto success in computer programming according to a poll I saw a long time ago. I could play the piano before I could climb on the bench unassisted and writing computer code came fairly easily. Could I play the piano today after decades of not? No way. But I could still fire up some serious code at the drop of a hat.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 03, 2024 01:30 PM (3qE2b)

437 Citizenry apathy combined with a political machine that's been making things happen in the city for over a hundred years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 03, 2024 12:19 PM

I remember researching how Alexandrio Ocasio-Cortez won NY-14 Congressional seat in 2018. I can't find my saved data to find the exact numbers, but I remember the turnout for the primary was extremely low, something like 25%. And then the general election was also low, but around 50-60% or so.

Ocasio-Cortez won the primary in a massive upset, defeating a 10-term Congressman by 4,000 votes, 56%-43%. She was supposedly outspent in the campaign $1.5mil to $83,000 by Joe Crowley.

But with such a low turnout, had to be pretty easy to steal that election for her. Recall that 2018 ushered in a wave of left-wing female politicians all across the country (Whitmer as MI Governor, AOC, Tlaib in Michigan, Ayanna Pressley in MA, among others).

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2024 01:37 PM (UKWFA)

438 I think I read somewhere that California is already majority hispanic.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 03, 2024 12:21 PM

Not majority Hispanic, but the highest % demographic.

2000:
White - 46.7% / Asian - 10.7% / Black 6.4% / Hispanic 32.3%

2010:
White - 40.1% / Asian - 12.8% / Black 5.8% / Hispanic 37.6%

2020:
White - 34.6% / Asian - 15.1% / Black 5.3% / Hispanic 39.4%

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2024 01:50 PM (UKWFA)

439 Illegal aliens are now over 20% of the population. At what point do they tell Americans to get out of the country?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 03, 2024 12:23 PM

Aren't they already?


Posted by: Elric Blade at January 03, 2024 12:24 PM

They have been telling us since at least the GOP Amnesty push in 2006 and the rise of La Raza that this country belongs to them and we should leave. So for the past almost 2 decades now.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2024 01:59 PM (UKWFA)

440 Wheelchair Ken, (AKA Gov. Greg Abbutt,) is a tool. Instead of bussing illegals to blue shithole cities, he should sprinkle the worst of the worst from Tejas prisons and jails in with said illegals and ship them via Amazon to said shitholes.

Posted by: Marooned at January 03, 2024 01:59 PM (kt8QE)

441 261 *throws things*
Posted by: alexthechick


Yikes! *ducks*
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 03, 2024 12:46 PM (9yWhg)

...

tactically you want to jump in this case.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 03, 2024 12:53 PM (z/ifB)

; )

Posted by: m at January 03, 2024 02:11 PM (4UYlo)

442 NYC's harassment consists if asking the buses to not arrive in the middle of the night. Arriving in the daytime will ensure that they will be more easily processed

The NYC shelte system daily census shows that the shelter system number peaked at about 89000 in early Dec. Migrants seem to cycle out in the same numbers as new arrivals. They don't seem to want to stay in the shelter system but quickly move on. I think that providing them free transport to places where they want to go is a good idea.
Stopping buses not allowing free movement will never pass court acceptance. The new migrants will be more easily assimilated if they go to larger cities, more entry level jobs are available. Only 10 of the 50 migrants sent to Martha's Vineyard have been able to find work and stay there. You can read about them in the MarthasVineyard Times mvtimes. com

Posted by: Paul at January 03, 2024 02:38 PM (ht6uV)

443 DNC leadership is not "erring" in re: illegals. They are intentionally shifting apportionment, moving Red rural and suburban House Seats and Electoral College votes to metro Blue. That's what - and all - this illegal alien invasion is about. Apportionment counts live bodies. The more live bodies packed-in to a metro, the more representation it gets. From where? From Red rural and suburban districts. It will be unrecoverable. Congressional republicans that have not stopped this with every available tool are too old to care what happens in a few years, making too much money off the corruption, or a just too dumb to figure it out. Or - all of the above.

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