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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (1/2/24)
Quote I "Indeed, it has been difficult beyond words because I have looked forward to working with so many of you to advance the commitment to academic excellence that has propelled this great university across centuries." Harvard president, Claudine Gay
Quote II “Yeah, well, since I heard that with my own ears, I believe them, and I don’t know why someone played with the computer, and it’s not there" Mark Epstein
Quote III "The problem is, is that we have this generation of parents that doesn't want to take accountability for not doing what they need to do to raise kids that are self-sufficient, that are socialized or kind." Music teacher and TikToker Teresa Kaye Newman
Once upon a time I would have cared. It wasn't right. But, my Give-A-Shit Meter is broken.
Don't Celebrate the Maine Secretary of State Being Swatted We learned on Friday that Maine Secretary of State Shenna Bellows had unilaterally decreed that Donald Trump could not have his name on the primary ballot in her state. The unelected official took the action without any legislative action or court challenge to support it. Less than a day later, her home was swatted, with state police showing up after false reports of a man breaking into Bellows’ home were received. Nothing was found to be amiss and the Secretary of State and her family were not home at the time, so the swatting attempt ended without incident. But that fortunate result doesn’t make this attack harmless or meaningless. (NY Post)
Former President Donald Trump has agreed to sit for a town hall with Fox News that will air opposite the Republican presidential primary debate next week on CNN. Fox hosts Bret Baier and Martha MacCallum will co-moderate the discussion with the GOP front-runner at an event to be broadcast at 9 p.m. ET Jan. 10 from Des Moines, Iowa, only days before the Iowa caucuses, Fox News reported Tuesday. That is the same time as the CNN debate.***SNORT***
She seems nice. But, I already have a trophy wife. For you single guys she will be available in three years and eight months.
California equestrian admits to placing $2 million hit on husband, receives less than 4 years in prison A high-maintenance equestrian previously known for being involved in a multimillion-dollar horse show in San Diego recently admitted to putting a $2 million hit on her husband. She has been sentenced to less than four years in prison for the crime, according to KNSD. Tatyana Remley, 43, pleaded guilty to solicitation to commit murder in connection with an attempt to get a mutual friend to murder her husband, Mark Remley. The verdict was determined in Vista Superior Court on Thursday.What good are gun laws when they aren't prosecuted.
Soft punishment? Sure. But, it is better than no punishment at all.
Sam Bankman-Fried, a Hillary Clinton donor and mega-donor to the Democrat Party, has suddenly had a second trial charging him with unlawful political donations and bribery of foreign officials dropped. This was after he took part in one of the largest financial collapses in history. The decision to not go after these charges against him comes as a giant surprise to many and critics believe it may have to do with his connections within the Democrat Party. “Federal prosecutors said Friday that they do not plan to proceed with a second trial against Sam Bankman-Fried, citing public interest in a speedy resolution of the case that has seemingly irritated those who were hoping to see the disgraced FTX founder prosecuted to the fullest extent,” the New York Post reported.
Congressman, those real African children don't count. They are out of sight and out of mind. And since they are not seen or heard, the White Liberal Grifters can push their EV wetdreams.
On Monday’s broadcast of the Fox News Channel’s “Fox & Friends,” Rep. Derrick Van Orden (R-WI) argued that the cobalt from the Democratic Republic of Congo used for electric vehicles should be treated the same way as blood diamonds were before, and the only difference between blood diamonds and cobalt mined by child slave labor in the DRC is that the cobalt is backed by a political agenda. Van Orden stated, “[W]e’ve got 21st-century slavery that is being financed by the United States government by giving people tax rebates to buy electric vehicles. … This can be stopped by changing a couple policies and making sure that we are not buying cobalt from the Democratic Republic of Congo as long as they’re using children to mine it.”
Born on this day: January 2, 1936 - Roger Miller
Roger Miller singer, guitarist and TV star. (1965 UK No.1 & US No.4 single 'King Of The Road'). He won four Grammy awards in 1965 including Best Country & Western Album. Roger died of lung cancer on October 25th 1991, aged 56. Scottish duo The Proclaimers had the 1990 UK No.9 hit with their version of 'King Of The Road.' via thisdayinmusic.com
On this day: January 2, 2019 - Daryl Dragon
American musician and songwriter Daryl Dragon died from kidney failure aged 76. He was known as ‘Captain’ from the musical duo Captain & Tennille with his then-wife, Toni Tennille. They scored numerous hits on the US singles charts, the most enduring of which included ‘Love Will Keep Us Together’, ‘Do That to Me One More Time’, and ‘Muskrat Love’. They hosted their own television variety series on ABC in 1976–77. Dragon also worked on The Beach Boys' 1972 release Carl and the Passions – ‘So Tough’. via thisdayinmusic.com
About that blueberry pie honey. Do you remember when I saved you? Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
Man, 76, Hears Wife Scream, Shows Up with a Gun and Defends Her with Fire and Fury A 76-year-old Florida man used his trusty firearm to save his 74-year-old wife while she was being attacked during a violent home invasion. Around 3 a.m. Wednesday, Robert Jackson, 51, broke into the North Redington Beach home of John and Sarah Treadwell after smashing their window with a large rock, according to a news release from the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office.
Limp dick. Pink dildo. With some assembly you have Tonight's Genius Award Winner
JANUARY 2--After being derided as a “limp dick” in need of Viagra, an ex-con retrieved “a pink dildo” from a bedroom shelf and battered a female acquaintance with the sex toy, according to cops who yesterday arrested the alleged assailant. Investigators charge that Steven Nurdin, 38, attacked the woman during a 1:20 AM confrontation Monday at a residence in Pinellas County, Florida. Nurdin and the victim, a court complaint states, were arguing when Nurdin became upset upon being told that he needed an erectile dysfunction medication to address his sexual shortcomings.
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by the Latest Fashion, Glock In The Croc.
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Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 02, 2024 10:01 PM (XV/Pl)
Have you theen my thtapler?
Posted by: Milton at January 02, 2024 10:04 PM (/dG6G)
Posted by: Skip at January 02, 2024 10:05 PM (f2tGG)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 02, 2024 10:05 PM (yJoYq)
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Waaa? "Generation Alpha"? We've run a lap and are resetting the count?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 02, 2024 10:06 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 02, 2024 10:05 PM (yJoYq)
Only 358 shopping days left until Christmas!
Posted by: Robert at January 02, 2024 10:06 PM (/dG6G)
>>Have you theen my thtapler?
I think it's downstairs, all the way in the back, near the records.
Oh and we lost some people, need you to come in on Saturday, gotta catch up.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 02, 2024 10:06 PM (XV/Pl)
The easiest approach is the wide shooting gallery to the left of the peak, then turn right up the ridge-line to the summit.
Beware of climbers above you dislodging rocks and snow boulders.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2024 10:07 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 02, 2024 10:07 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 02, 2024 10:07 PM (SAX5G)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2024 10:08 PM (u82oZ)
Only a part of the story. The other half is that Hunter Biden helped sell that cobalt mine to the CCP.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2024 10:08 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at January 02, 2024 10:09 PM (1SeOv)
Posted by: LenNeal at January 02, 2024 10:06 PM (OJ1IG)
Speaking of the House, another R just up and quit. So, now just one up on the Ds, or even?
They just want to give power away. They must think they'll take the senate this year, so they sabotage their House majority to keep from having to do anything for us.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 02, 2024 10:09 PM (Angsy)
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Morlock Lives Don't Matter!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 02, 2024 10:09 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: LRob in OK at January 02, 2024 10:09 PM (TSQkU)
And now they complain because parents aren't parenting and blame their inability to do their job on the parents who are doing exactly what the public education establishment told them to do.
Posted by: 29Victor at January 02, 2024 10:09 PM (VyeDi)
Mt Rainier from the Naches Peak Trail. A very favorite hike. It's under a few feet of global warming right now.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at January 02, 2024 10:09 PM (15MaV)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 02, 2024 10:05 PM (yJoYq)
Daylight is getting noticibly longer.
Posted by: RickZ at January 02, 2024 10:09 PM (emlEe)
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Waaa? "Generation Alpha"? We've run a lap and are resetting the count?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 02, 2024 10:06 PM (FVME7)
I think it's just a placeholder name until they figure out what defines the generation. It'll end up being something like Generation Anal Intruders or Generation Intestinal Parasites.
Posted by: Robert at January 02, 2024 10:09 PM (/dG6G)
No to Glock in a Croc. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2024 10:03 PM (u82oZ)
And then you'll have to call
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 02, 2024 10:09 PM (e6UQI)
Lovely photo up top.
The Dixie Cups is another new-to-me musical group. You rock, MH!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 02, 2024 10:10 PM (a8Rgt)
Those are.not my colors.
Posted by: Big Bear at January 02, 2024 10:10 PM (W/lyH)
The problem is, we have a generation who fucked up raising their kids, and now they are raising their grandkids because their kids are in jail or high.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 02, 2024 10:10 PM (2HVsv)
Shucks Your Honor, she was just horsing around.
Definitely a '1' but holy cow, stay far away from this one.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 02, 2024 10:10 PM (SAX5G)
Can't have info getting out that would implicate any currently serving US politicians.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 02, 2024 10:10 PM (dZVON)
Academic excellence doesn't mean fraudulent work. You're a liar, a fraud, and a phony. Get lost.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 02, 2024 10:10 PM (Angsy)
We should skip cobalt, and use 120 years of incremental improvements in ICE.
For gasoline, use nuclear power plants for baseline electricity, and the waste heat from the reactor consumed by algae oil production.
Lithium batteries = fire starters.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2024 10:11 PM (u82oZ)
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Damn straight.
There will (probably) never be a movie musical of Frank Zappa's greatest hits starring Meryl Streep. Advantage: Frankie
Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 02, 2024 10:11 PM (GbxWV)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 02, 2024 10:12 PM (2HVsv)
>>I have two desk staplers, both so old they were made in USA.
This Red Swingline stapler is replacing a very old American made 747 Stapler, the new red one is made in China unfortunately.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 02, 2024 10:12 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2024 10:12 PM (u82oZ)
Yes indeed, Salty. And no matter what anyone says nobody has any idea how to actually extinguish those fires.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2024 10:12 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: It's 2024! at January 02, 2024 10:13 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 02, 2024 10:13 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: fd at January 02, 2024 10:13 PM (vFG9F)
Halon 1301 will not put out the fire. I wonder if there is an inorganic salt that would work.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2024 10:13 PM (u82oZ)
Obligatory: Ian Dury (come on, you know which one it is)
https://youtu.be/0WGVgfjnLqc?si=waeZQIVaTGfiLa8B
Posted by: Tonypete at January 02, 2024 10:13 PM (SAX5G)
Lovely photo up top.
The Dixie Cups is another new-to-me musical group. You rock, MH!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 02, 2024 10:10 PM (a8Rgt)
Awww shucks......
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 02, 2024 10:14 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Ciampino - Insensitive?? at January 02, 2024 10:14 PM (qfLjt)
Where is it?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 02, 2024 10:14 PM (W/lyH)
Except me. I will live on my 100 acre compound on the coast
-Klaus
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 02, 2024 10:14 PM (2HVsv)
Posted by: N at January 02, 2024 10:14 PM (RjBju)
The hilarious part now is - who on Earth is Harvard going to hire to replace Gay?
The Usual Racemongers are DEMANDING that Harvard hire a Black woman as a replacement - after all, we now assign prominent positions in society using racial and sexual quotas, and the only possible replacement for Gay is someone with her gender and skin color (it would be even better if they can get a lesbian this time).
They can hardly hire a white male (even if homosexual) so does Harvard cave and demonstrate that merit no longer matters by hiring a black woman, or do they find some other minority to hire to show that they aren't completely subservient to the DEI commissars?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 02, 2024 10:14 PM (YAtuc)
Greetings ONT dwellers!
Posted by: Doof at January 02, 2024 10:15 PM (eNASR)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2024 10:15 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 02, 2024 10:16 PM (2HVsv)
I probably will put an ARB air compressor in the vehicle at some point or I might just get a stand alone battery clamp air compressor.
Who knows.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 02, 2024 10:16 PM (XV/Pl)
https://youtu.be/0WGVgfjnLqc?si=waeZQIVaTGfiLa8B
Posted by: Tonypete at January 02, 2024 10:13 PM (SAX5G)
Without clicking -- I'm guessing it's Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick??
Posted by: Doof at January 02, 2024 10:16 PM (eNASR)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2024 10:16 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: It's 2024! at January 02, 2024 10:13 PM (V5BDR)
Yes
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 02, 2024 10:16 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 02, 2024 10:11 PM (GbxWV)
Not quite. Advantage: All Of Us, The Viewing/Listening Public.
Posted by: RickZ at January 02, 2024 10:16 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: All Hail Eris "
I would like to see a musical production of "Thingfish" starring Meryl Streep as Artificial Rhonda.
Posted by: fd at January 02, 2024 10:16 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 02, 2024 10:17 PM (yJoYq)
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Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 02, 2024 10:01 PM (XV/Pl)
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Mine was ordered as a joke (which I liked!), and I love-love-love it! It is 16 years old, still looks new and works like a champ.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 02, 2024 10:17 PM (a8Rgt)
Posted by: N at January 02, 2024 10:17 PM (RjBju)
Great mystery click, however, the mystery click picture is making me shiver.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 02, 2024 10:17 PM (svkSf)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2024 10:18 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 02, 2024 10:18 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Kamala Harris at January 02, 2024 10:18 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Doof
On the nose Doof. (Or at least about the head and shoulders - I didn't see her injuries)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 02, 2024 10:18 PM (SAX5G)
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at January 02, 2024 10:18 PM (15MaV)
Yeah, Claudine, that's what it's all about with you identity politics people, academic excellence, professional excellence, competence. Ho, ho ho. Merry Christmas.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 02, 2024 10:18 PM (0Htd1)
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Al Sharpton is available.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 02, 2024 10:18 PM (FVME7)
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Democraqts always take money never return it.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 02, 2024 10:18 PM (GBiIr)
It's been tried with potassium salts and it works to a point. The bigger is how the batteries are built. It's near impossible to get agent on the fire because the batteries are sealed and it's a chemical reaction not a typical combustion fire. Not to mention every manufacturers version of lithium batteries is different.
Problem won't get fixed until they start using other compounds.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2024 10:18 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2024 10:18 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 02, 2024 10:18 PM (S6gqv)
Brings to mind Vic's often saying we should dispense justice as it would have been 100 years ago.
Of course, lots of the news brings that to mind.
Posted by: mindful webworker - hangin's too good fer 'em... but it'll do at January 02, 2024 10:19 PM (SStzS)
Posted by: chris+opher at January 02, 2024 10:19 PM (dSco/)
"The problem is, is that we have this generation of parents that doesn't want to take accountability for not doing what they need to do to raise kids that are self-sufficient, that are socialized or kind." Music teacher and TikToker Teresa Kaye Newman
Most of the current generation of parents and the previous generation of parents, were not given an example while growing up of loving, responsible, accountable parents. And here we are.
Posted by: Gref at January 02, 2024 10:19 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 02, 2024 10:20 PM (GbxWV)
Posted by: mindful webworker
Take a look at her pic webworker. Pretty, rich women (and men) get a pass many times.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 02, 2024 10:20 PM (SAX5G)
https://t.co/eg6nO1kksQ
Posted by: Ciampino - Deport the lot at January 02, 2024 10:21 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 02, 2024 10:18 PM (GBiIr)
I'm reminded of a story about Billy Joe and Bobby Sue. Ya know - the young lovers??
Posted by: Doof at January 02, 2024 10:21 PM (eNASR)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2024 10:21 PM (u82oZ)
Shucks Your Honor, she was just horsing around.
Definitely a '1' but holy cow, stay far away from this one.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 02, 2024 10:10 PM (SAX5G)
Hold on, let's not be hasty. Did she actually have the two mil? Equestrianing ain't cheap. Hire the right stable boy and take her to the cleaners.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 02, 2024 10:21 PM (z+89e)
1. Epstein killed himself....twice.
2. Yoko Ono possesses the dulcet tones of an angel.
3. I probably would have been pretty good friends with Pol Pot...until he started making me dig holes.
Posted by: Orson at January 02, 2024 10:21 PM (dIske)
>>Yes indeed, Salty. And no matter what anyone says nobody has any idea how to actually extinguish those fires.
Well, they do, sort of, they can now cover it in a specialized blanket and just let the car burn until the chemical reaction has run it's course, or put 30k gallons of water on it to bring the temperature down to stop the chemical reaction.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 02, 2024 10:21 PM (XV/Pl)
She said some other things that I don't remember.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 02, 2024 10:22 PM (GBiIr)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 02, 2024 10:22 PM (S6gqv)
It's the Naches Peak Trail at Chinook Pass.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at January 02, 2024 10:18 PM (15MaV)
Ah!
I thought it was over that way. That's only about 40 miles or so from the house.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 02, 2024 10:22 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 02, 2024 10:22 PM (S6gqv)
I think it's just a placeholder name until they figure out what defines the generation. It'll end up being something like Generation Anal Intruders or Generation Intestinal Parasites.
Posted by: Robert
Generation Landslide
https://youtu.be/0oVdYmURpwQ
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 02, 2024 10:22 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 02, 2024 10:23 PM (GBiIr)
https://t.co/eg6nO1kksQ
Posted by: Ciampino - Deport the lot at January 02, 2024 10:21 PM (qfLjt)
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Oriana Fallaci weeps.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 02, 2024 10:24 PM (GbxWV)
Posted by: fd at January 02, 2024 10:24 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Zombie Manuel at January 02, 2024 10:24 PM (SAX5G)
Yea, that's not really extinguishing it. That's letting it burn itself out. Even then the batteries can reignite days later.
Been a part of numerous trials and the dirty little secret is three is no solution. Putting an EV car in your garage is a very bad idea.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2024 10:25 PM (ZLI7S)
Had they kept her around, the scandal had a real chance of fracturing Haaavahd's much-needed support among the lower echelons of the university system.
Posted by: CppThis at January 02, 2024 10:25 PM (PZvjL)
https://mol.im/a/12920895
Posted by: Ciampino - kitty kitty treat kitty at January 02, 2024 10:26 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 02, 2024 10:26 PM (GbxWV)
Fu*k 'em all. I'm ready to pin a medal on whoever did it.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 02, 2024 10:26 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: fd at January 02, 2024 10:26 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: N at January 02, 2024 10:14 PM (RjBju)
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Yes, I use paper, and lots of it.
No, the red doesn't mean what you say. It's a fun color. And the implied desire is merely wishful thinking on your part.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 02, 2024 10:26 PM (a8Rgt)
https://mol.im/a/12920731
Posted by: Ciampino - terrain terrain at January 02, 2024 10:27 PM (qfLjt)
You're closer to it than I am.
Yakima has a pretty decent cigar store opening in February. There'll be no smoking inside because it isn't on the Rez, but they are planning a bar. Let me know if you're interested in a foray. Nurse has my e-mail.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at January 02, 2024 10:27 PM (15MaV)
shot Jackson once in the right shoulder. Jackson fled the residence... ran down the street and was quickly arrested...
Not as good feel as it might've been......
😶
Posted by: mindful webworker - hangin's too good fer 'em... but it'll do #2 at January 02, 2024 10:27 PM (SStzS)
Posted by: fd at January 02, 2024 10:27 PM (vFG9F)
This Red Swingline stapler is replacing a very old American made 747 Stapler, the new red one is made in China unfortunately.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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I have a Bostich B8 stapler. I ran out of staples, so stopped off at the local office supply to buy some more. They did not have any. The store? Staples.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 02, 2024 10:27 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 02, 2024 10:18 PM (S6gqv)
Yes, and along with the Iranians that got smoked in Syria the other day it is a pretty clear message to the goat f@ckers that they know who and where they are. I believe this is just the beginning of hunting down and killing these animals.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at January 02, 2024 10:28 PM (1SeOv)
No one ever does.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
Genius Award Winner's female acquaintance sure didn't.
Posted by: mikeski at January 02, 2024 10:28 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Tom Servo'
We have a ways to go before we've shown Israel was smart to go into Gaza when and how they did
Posted by: N at January 02, 2024 10:29 PM (RjBju)
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Al Sharpton is available.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 02, 2024 10:18 PM (FVME7)
Shelia Jackson Lee, she thinks everyone else's shit smell but not her. Perfect fit, black, ugly, obnoxious, racist to name just a few of the boxes she checks off.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 02, 2024 10:29 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: fd at January 02, 2024 10:29 PM (vFG9F)
@OliviaIngrassia
9h
HUGE: Trump is reportedly considering renting out Madison Square Garden for a massive rally in NYC this year!
Posted by: IrishEi at January 02, 2024 10:29 PM (8hcrc)
Claudine Gay: "I have looked forward to working with so many of you to advance the commitment to academic excellence that has propelled this great university across centuries."
Michelle Obama: "I love this country so much!"
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 02, 2024 10:30 PM (lCaJd)
Also, the "New Year's Day Dildo Battery" headline was friggin genius.... LOL
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at January 02, 2024 10:30 PM (kOluj)
Use it to staple a tie to your chest.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2024 10:18 PM (u82oZ)
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*SNORT*
(That would hurt my bewbs!)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 02, 2024 10:30 PM (a8Rgt)
Posted by: LenNeal at January 02, 2024 10:25 PM (OJ1IG)
As was said the other day, proportionality is actively avoiding victory.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 02, 2024 10:30 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Mike Hammer"
That's like when I went to Taco Bell and they were out of tacos.
Posted by: fd at January 02, 2024 10:30 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Rochelle, Rochelle at January 02, 2024 10:30 PM (V5BDR)
This Red Swingline stapler is replacing a very old American made 747 Stapler, the new red one is made in China unfortunately.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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I have a Bostich B8 stapler. I ran out of staples, so stopped off at the local office supply to buy some more. They did not have any. The store? Staples.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 02, 2024 10:27 PM (XeU6L)
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And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...
Posted by: Orson at January 02, 2024 10:30 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Norman Spiny at January 02, 2024 10:30 PM (g9/Io)
>>Yea, that's not really extinguishing it.
As you noted, the batteries are sealed and under the car, there would be no practical way of neutralizing or stopping the reaction, sans turning the vehicle over and ripping it open to expose the batteries.
Anyway, EV's are stupid and should be outlawed.
For the children.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 02, 2024 10:31 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: fd at January 02, 2024 10:26 PM (vFG9F)
Might turn into a new Centralia, PA.
Posted by: RickZ at January 02, 2024 10:31 PM (emlEe)
"It's not easy being my friend," explained Beijing Bill.
Posted by: sven at January 02, 2024 10:32 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 02, 2024 10:32 PM (XeU6L)
So, on Thanksgiving and Christmas I spent some time with my liberal (university employee) nephew and his wife and 9 year old daughter. The girl is sweet, well adjusted, and courteous. They're not all maladjusted brats. Of course, the parents, good, white liberals that they are, live in a "nice" suburban neighborhood, and send her to "good" schools. I always get a kick when people like this always end up living in the whitest neighborhood they can find.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 02, 2024 10:32 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 02, 2024 10:32 PM (UPWpg)
Disclose.tv @disclosetv 8h
NEW - Finland and Sweden set this winter's cold records as temperature plummets below minus 40C.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 02, 2024 10:32 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: sven at January 02, 2024 10:32 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: Ciampino - Remainder #4 at January 02, 2024 10:33 PM (qfLjt)
You're closer to it than I am.
Yakima has a pretty decent cigar store opening in February. There'll be no smoking inside because it isn't on the Rez, but they are planning a bar. Let me know if you're interested in a foray. Nurse has my e-mail.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at January 02, 2024 10:27 PM (15MaV)
I most certainly will!!!
Always looking for a new cigar to try.
She has my email as well. Let's sync up!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 02, 2024 10:33 PM (W/lyH)
I wish I had tv so I could watch CNN and MSNBC lefty-heads explode over Claudine Gay. I haven't felt this much evil glee since Anthony Wiener broke.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 02, 2024 10:33 PM (lCaJd)
They want OUR kids to endure the gladiator academies, theirs will be busy debauching the help.
Posted by: sven at January 02, 2024 10:33 PM (X0I7i)
She would probably have gotten more time, if she'd done something mean to the horsies.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 02, 2024 10:34 PM (0Htd1)
Michelle Obama: "I love this country so much!"
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Anonosaurus Wrecks: "No pizza for me! I'd rather have an insect burger."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 02, 2024 10:34 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 02, 2024 10:34 PM (0Htd1)
[readies a tranq dart for Orson]
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 02, 2024 10:35 PM (XeU6L)
They cave.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 02, 2024 10:35 PM (dZVON)
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Not gonna violate the closure, just gonna state I got a much bigger boner over Agnetha Faltskog than Frankie.....but hey.....that's just me....
Posted by: Norman Spiny at January 02, 2024 10:36 PM (g9/Io)
I owe Nurse an e-mail anyway. May have to detour over White Pass for you though.
I'm in E-burg.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at January 02, 2024 10:36 PM (15MaV)
BREAKING: New York Jets Quarterback Aaron Rodgers said while live on ESPN that ABC host Jimmy Kimmel is worried about the Jeffrey Epstein client list coming out.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 02, 2024 10:36 PM (2yu8s)
This is in line with Israel saying they were going to hunt down Hamas leaders no matter where they are.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 02, 2024 10:36 PM (S6gqv)
>>so does Harvard cave and demonstrate that merit no longer matters by hiring a black woman, or do they find some other minority to hire to show that they aren't completely subservient to the DEI commissars?
They should hire a Ugandan Boarding School Headmaster.
Talk about subverting expectations, leftists won't know what to do.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 02, 2024 10:37 PM (XV/Pl)
There's about a trillion dollars sitting in the Ivy league and "near Ivy" endowments....
I think that would make a nice reparations fund.
Posted by: sven at January 02, 2024 10:37 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo
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Yep, it was probably you (comment 8
Posted by: chris+opher at January 02, 2024 10:38 PM (dSco/)
Jeez, what gives with equestrians in Vista, CA? Back in 2000, another area woman, Jane Dorotik, killed her husband. They had an equestrian ranch.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 02, 2024 10:38 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: chris+opher at January 02, 2024 10:38 PM (dSco/)
Posted by: Don Black at January 02, 2024 10:38 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 02, 2024 10:38 PM (TDvv2)
Well ABC News the other side of the ESPN pillow is trying to tie Trump in with the list by saying "Gosh he is on the manifests too!"
This is a hit by Obama allied judges and civil "servants" using a scattergun knowing they will wing the Clintons to try to hurt Trump.
Hilarious but true.
Posted by: sven at January 02, 2024 10:39 PM (X0I7i)
The Post Millennial @TPostMillennial 3h
Jimmy Kimmel threatens to sue Aaron Rodgers over Epstein comments:
http://tinyurl.com/3myb7r55
1:32 video but it includes a screencap of Kimmel's Xtweet about it.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 02, 2024 10:39 PM (2yu8s)
We want Ayaan Hirsi Ali
We'll settle for Condaleeza Rice
We'll get Big Mike
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 02, 2024 10:39 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 02, 2024 10:35 PM (dZVON)
Oh, of course they'll go with an unhinged wokester. This is purely about her breaking The Rules, nothing to do with any DEI pushback.
Will be funny as hell if the next one turns out to also fake it till they make it.
Posted by: CppThis at January 02, 2024 10:39 PM (PZvjL)
Definitely a '1' but holy cow, stay far away from this one.
Posted by: Tonypete
She was perhaps a one before she had her entire face replaced with a department store mannequin's? I think she's gonna scare the horses with that thing.
Posted by: mikeski realizes 'horses for courses' applies at January 02, 2024 10:40 PM (DgGvY)
T=13 minutes
https://t.ly/JuIdd
Posted by: Ciampino - Remainder #4 at January 02, 2024 10:33 PM (qfLjt)
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T-4:44...no...T- 4:42....no...4:37....dang it...it won't hold still!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 02, 2024 10:41 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Toad-0 at January 02, 2024 10:41 PM (cct0t)
No one ever does.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 02, 2024 09:59 PM (dZVON
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You're not sick..... but you're not well ?
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at January 02, 2024 10:41 PM (kOluj)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 02, 2024 10:38 PM (lCaJd)
It's the horseflesh. Trust me.
Posted by: Catherine D Great at January 02, 2024 10:41 PM (Angsy)
>>Yea, that's not really extinguishing it.
As you noted, the batteries are sealed and under the car, there would be no practical way of neutralizing or stopping the reaction, sans turning the vehicle over and ripping it open to expose the batteries.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 02, 2024 10:31 PM (XV/Pl)
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Lithium is burning because it is exposed to oxygen and/or water. The sealed cells won't react or burn until the case is breached. However it may melt from the surrounding fire.
Melting point is 357°F.
Posted by: Ciampino - Cut it with a knife at January 02, 2024 10:42 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 02, 2024 10:42 PM (S6gqv)
Just a guess, divorce means giving up the lifestyle they've become accustomed to. Dead spouse means they get to keep it all and bang the stable hand without worrying about getting caught.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 02, 2024 10:42 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 02, 2024 10:44 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 02, 2024 10:44 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo
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Yep, it was probably you (comment 8
Posted by: chris+opher at January 02, 2024 10:38 PM (dSco/)
Well I may own both an M&P Compact and Crocs...but I wouldn't carry it like that...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 02, 2024 10:45 PM (UPWpg)
Posted by: N at January 02, 2024 10:45 PM (RjBju)
Posted by: Randy Stablehand at January 02, 2024 10:46 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Thomas Bender'
This brings back memories of my being executor for both parents. High quality office supplies are a must. Don't go with the cheap crap. I have one of those staplers that can go through lots of sheets of paper.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 02, 2024 10:46 PM (0Htd1)
They cave.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
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Raid their coffers
One Word
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWT6xt6QMpQ
Posted by: Braenyard at January 02, 2024 10:46 PM (GBiIr)
Gay will get to keep her $900,000 a year salary, BTW.
The hilarious part now is - who on Earth is Harvard going to hire to replace Gay?
Posted by: The ARC of History
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According to one tweep, she also got a 7-figure settlement for not suing them.
There's been some darn good writing and thinking about what comes next. VDH and Heather MacDonald wrote about it. She is not sanguine. Bill Ackman wants the Board to be investigated.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 02, 2024 10:47 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Braenyard
Que?
Posted by: Zombie Manuel
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Barthelona
Posted by: Braenyard at January 02, 2024 10:48 PM (GBiIr)
Would you like to see a "winning" National Forensics League debate team?
https://youtu.be/fmO-ziHU_D8?si=ViveBacsA346nY6E
Towson University 9 years back baby....
The kids today get passing grades for breathing, my retirement will be ran by retards.
Posted by: sven at January 02, 2024 10:48 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: N
Don't know about Haaavaaad, but at THE OSU, a professor cannot give a failing grade to a graduate student, at least in the Education Dept., in any case. That includes not completing any assignments.
Posted by: Zombie Manuel at January 02, 2024 10:49 PM (SAX5G)
The thing with gay is if they were dine with her doing what ahe did,, what are the minority students getting away with?
Posted by: N
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You'll find out at your next checkup.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 02, 2024 10:49 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Thomas Bender'
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I have one of those Swingline 747s too
fire engine red
Posted by: Don Black at January 02, 2024 10:49 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 02, 2024 10:38 PM (lCaJd)
It's the horseflesh. Trust me.
Posted by: Catherine D Great at January 02, 2024 10:41 PM (Angsy)
*Wonders if he should check in on Gushka*
Posted by: Robert at January 02, 2024 10:49 PM (w5FsK)
Posted by: Norman Spiny'
This is way more wholesome than one poster who had Sue Africa of MOVE Philly 'splodey infamy as a babysitter.
Posted by: LenNeal at January 02, 2024 10:42 PM (OJ1IG)
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lol!
Dude, you owe me a beer......
Posted by: Norman Spiny at January 02, 2024 10:51 PM (g9/Io)
someone just like her
Posted by: Don Black at January 02, 2024 10:51 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 02, 2024 10:51 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: LenNeal"
To be fair to MOVE, it was Philly Mayor Wilson Goode wh had the police drop a "smoke" bomb into a hole in the roof of the building MOVE had occupied and caused the whole block to burn.
Posted by: Cosda at January 02, 2024 10:51 PM (nNolW)
NEW: World War 2 era unexploded bomb washed ashore on Santa Cruz beach by powerful storms - Fox
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Apparently, actually a practice bomb.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 02, 2024 10:52 PM (2yu8s)
Lithium is burning because it is exposed to oxygen and/or water. The sealed cells won't react or burn until the case is breached. However it may melt from the surrounding fire.
Melting point is 357°F.
Posted by: Ciampino - Cut it
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Spray it with a substance that deprives it of oxygen or water.
That's not affected by the fire.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 02, 2024 10:52 PM (GBiIr)
NEW: World War 2 era unexploded bomb washed ashore on Santa Cruz beach by powerful storms - Fox
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Apparently, actually a practice bomb.
That does explain why it didn't explode.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 02, 2024 10:53 PM (dZVON)
NEW 🚨 Ex-Israeli spy who headed Mossad in 1973 war dead at 98
Former Israeli spy chief Zvi Zamir, who led the agency between 1968 and 1974, pioneered a strategy that endures to this day: deploying secret operatives abroad to assassinate Israel’s enemies.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 02, 2024 10:53 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: sven at January 02, 2024 10:48 PM (X0I7i)
Honestly, that's the least of your worries. Infrastructure will not be maintained by the retards, new construction will be designed and built by the retards, etc. The right answer doesn't matter because physics is racist.
Posted by: RickZ at January 02, 2024 10:54 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 02, 2024 10:55 PM (RIvkX)
NEW: NASA detects strongest explosion of energy from the sun in 6 years on New Year's Eve - and there's a 25% chance it will knock out GPS and satellites today - Daily Mail
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I don't beli
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 02, 2024 10:56 PM (2yu8s)
Third day of the year coming up already! Good thing tomorrow... is a rest day....l
💤
Posted by: mindful webworker - have a night, y'all at January 02, 2024 10:56 PM (SStzS)
The Troll-in-Chief.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 02, 2024 10:56 PM (Rbu5d)
But that's because I know a few people in low places (Note: I didn't say FRIENDS in low places).
Go with people who got away with murder once before. Experience counts. I doubt she knew many people with experience.
Posted by: mnw at January 02, 2024 10:57 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s)
And he can play the shit out of the pan flute.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 02, 2024 10:58 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Skip at January 02, 2024 10:58 PM (f2tGG)
Death toll from Japan earthquake rises to 62, more than 300 injured. Others are still missing
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R.I.P.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 02, 2024 10:58 PM (2yu8s)
My full intention is to be a hermit, I am going home to Ohio to die eventually and I will be in the rural area responsible as much as possible for my own keep.
I spent literally my entire life since I was emancipated screaming at the top of my lungs that this train was headed to idiocracy...
NOBODY WANTED TO BE THE BAD GUY TO TELL THE MARXISTS TO GO FUCK THEMSELVES.
Not one elected official placed their duty to defend the culture from these asswits before their mad hope to somehow get favorable press.
The people never got around to punishing the Urkle types when they could have been stopped and I am sick and tired of KNOWING that my 2d grade science class was held to tighter academic scrutiny than Harvard's post-grads.
Posted by: sven at January 02, 2024 10:58 PM (X0I7i)
The lithium-ion batteries don't have any actual metallic lithium in them, but various lithium-metal-oxide compounds.
Now, those little button cell "lithium" batteries, non-rechargeable, do use lithium metal.
When the temperature drops to 32F for the Li-ion, a "misreaction" will start to occur that does start depositing lithium metal somehow, which is very bad. Will make the battery go 'splodey. Which is why cold temperatures are very bad for EVs.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 02, 2024 10:59 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 02, 2024 10:59 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: mnw
It probably didn't help to place an ad in Elite Equestrian Magazine.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 02, 2024 11:00 PM (SAX5G)
U.S. Senator Bob Menendez (D-NJ) hit with new charges, accused of making positive comments about Qatar in exchange for high-value items, including watches
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Prices ranging from $10,000 to $24,000.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 02, 2024 11:00 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: fd at January 02, 2024 10:26 PM (vFG9F)
that might be a bit difficult on the third floor of a parking structure
Posted by: Kindltot at January 02, 2024 11:01 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 02, 2024 10:59 PM (RIvkX)
As opposed to behind closed doors at Man Country?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 02, 2024 11:01 PM (Angsy)
I owe Nurse an e-mail anyway. May have to detour over White Pass for you though.
I'm in E-burg.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at January 02, 2024 10:36 PM (15MaV)
Cool beans!
Yeah. Pity 410 is shut down.
I look forward to hearing from you.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 02, 2024 11:01 PM (W/lyH)
Smiling Bob Menendez the ONE corrupt mule in DC I guess....
Posted by: sven at January 02, 2024 11:01 PM (X0I7i)
They can hardly hire a white male (even if homosexual) so does Harvard cave and demonstrate that merit no longer matters by hiring a black woman, or do they find some other minority to hire to show that they aren't completely subservient to the DEI commissars?
Posted by: The ARC of History!
I think they should hire an Injun. Everyone likes native Americans. We stole their land after all. It's the least we can do.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 02, 2024 11:01 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Ciampino - Launch tomorrow at January 02, 2024 11:01 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 02, 2024 11:02 PM (z9oJe)
Aharon Barak, everyone.
Posted by: LenNeal at January 02, 2024 10:56 PM (OJ1IG)
Lillehammer et al didn't exactly help their cause. But they do rather seem to have gone from one extreme to the other.
Posted by: CppThis at January 02, 2024 11:02 PM (PZvjL)
Who the hell closed this door? I want the whole bathhouse to know!
//Barry Soetoro in the Lake District
Posted by: sven at January 02, 2024 11:02 PM (X0I7i)
>>Spray it with a substance that deprives it of oxygen or water.
That's not affected by the fire.
The only way to stop the chemical reaction would be to cool the lithium below the ignition point or pick up the entire mess and put it into a gigantic vacuum chamber to starve it of oxygen.
The inherent problem is that there is no practical way to expose the batteries so that you can do anything.
So what fire departments are doing is simply putting an glass/ceramic infused blankets to cover the vehicles and just letting them burn themselves out.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 02, 2024 11:02 PM (XV/Pl)
🚨#BREAKING: Numerous false claims about the release of the latest Epstein Documents are circulating on X. However, as of now, they have not been officially submitted to PACER. We have a whole team working behind the scenes and on high alert; we will promptly update when the information is officially available, covering it in-depth.
R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts 24m
🚨#UPDATE: The documents were initially ordered to be released unredacted; however, Doe 107 filed a late request to place a 30-day hold on the redaction, which was granted. This means that 107 will have a reprieve until the 22nd. In summary, the January 22 deadline only applies to Doe 107 information everyone else is fair game.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 02, 2024 11:03 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: RickZ at
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There a plenty of academically superior kids out there but they don't get the press. The root problem/worry is having a government that supports traditional American capitalism or will we have decadent communism.
http://tinyurl.com/dtkacjfb
Posted by: Braenyard at January 02, 2024 11:03 PM (GBiIr)
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Prices ranging from $10,000 to $24,000.
Posted by: andycanuck
As some Moron posted the other day - it's not surprising our 'betters' were bought, it's that they were for so little $.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 02, 2024 11:03 PM (SAX5G)
Everyone in my house is voluntarily in the national identity and DNA database...
there may be a cottage industry in creating fake DNA markers to frame people for all we know.
Posted by: sven at January 02, 2024 11:04 PM (X0I7i)
Eh the betrayal itself is the kink...
also 40,000 handshakes add up....
guy was probably making a spare 20 a week on average.
Posted by: sven at January 02, 2024 11:04 PM (X0I7i)
>>I think they should hire an Injun. Everyone likes native Americans. We stole their land after all. It's the least we can do.
Nah, there is only one master/numionous race in this country.
And Injun's ain't it.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 02, 2024 11:05 PM (XV/Pl)
It's how serial killers get away with it for years.
Posted by: LenNeal at January 02, 2024 1
Scariest one I ever read about/watched interviews with was Israel Keyes. Dude was truly frightening. Burying kill kits all across the country, months and years before, to facilitate escaping any connection to crimes.
Posted by: RickZ at January 02, 2024 11:06 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 02, 2024 11:01 PM (Angsy)
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*pours brain bleach*
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 02, 2024 11:06 PM (RIvkX)
JAN 03, 2024 06:04 PM ET
https://t.ly/_XewL
Posted by: Ciampino
Mah friend said he heard the boom over LA.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 02, 2024 11:06 PM (IG4Id)
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Why is it that people are amazed when an old coot has the ability to defend his wife, his home, his honor. A bunch of us have been schooled in the martial arts and are still capable of, and willing to, pull a trigger.
Posted by: javems at January 02, 2024 11:06 PM (8I4hW)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 02, 2024 11:07 PM (3cVAT)
Posted by: sven at January 02, 2024 11:04 PM (X0I7i)
Gloves with fake fingerprints on the outside. A fake ear to leave an ear print. I think CONTROL had those years ago....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 02, 2024 11:07 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Skip at January 02, 2024 11:07 PM (f2tGG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 02, 2024 11:07 PM (63Dwl)
What a piece of shit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 02, 2024 11:07 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: LenNeal at January 02, 2024 11:03 PM (OJ1IG)
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She is also quite pleased.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 02, 2024 11:08 PM (RIvkX)
Well she used 23 and me....we used "Article 15 Me Please!" it is a slightly different provider when I asked where I came from they said "beats the hell out of me all I can tell you is where you are going son-pain island."
Like my son says of our ethnicity "It is funny we say "German-English" dad....what the hell are the English but 1/2 German....more apt to say "1/4 Briton."
Posted by: sven at January 02, 2024 11:08 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 02, 2024 11:08 PM (RIvkX)
Gloves with fake fingerprints on the outside. A fake ear to leave an ear print. I think CONTROL had those years ago....
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Would you believe...
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 02, 2024 11:09 PM (63Dwl)
So... you are a White Chick. Yeah, thanks for that amazing revelation.
Posted by: LenNeal at January 02, 2024 11:06 PM (OJ1IG)
Wait for her reaction when you tell her you're black.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 02, 2024 11:09 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 02, 2024 11:07 PM (3cVAT)
Whoa! Slow down your honors. Just dig it six feet deep. That's enough for our needs.
Posted by: The IDF at January 02, 2024 11:11 PM (Angsy)
Nah, there is only one master/numionous race in this country.
And Injun's ain't it.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 02, 2024 11:05 PM (XV/Pl)
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Was at a seminar at a local university awhile ago. Every speaker...EVERY SPEAKER...started their comments with a totally unrelated homage to native Americans and the fact the University was on lands they previously owned.
Complete bullshit. I gaffawed out loud.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 02, 2024 11:11 PM (W/lyH)
She had to divorce him for financial security in their twilight, she was still taking care of her Captain until he died.
They were largely married as a financial contrivance from her telling, and she declaimed they slept separately their entire marriage.
Who knows?
Posted by: sven at January 02, 2024 11:12 PM (X0I7i)
https://t.co/eg6nO1kksQ
Posted by: Ciampino - Deport the lot at January 02, 2024 10:21 PM (qfLjt)
Unreal.
Posted by: javems at January 02, 2024 11:12 PM (8I4hW)
My 1/2 sisters were blonde haired grey eyed angels....
One sister tests German-English... pretty typical for Ohio....
six months later her sister tests German-English and "1/8th African"...now I am not doubting the precision of 23 and me....but "no."
Posted by: sven at January 02, 2024 11:14 PM (X0I7i)
>>University was on lands they previously owned.
Complete bullshit. I gaffawed out loud.
I mean, did they provide deeds or notarized contemporaneous documents stipulating exactly who owned the land and for how long?
Without a deed, you're a squatter.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 02, 2024 11:14 PM (XV/Pl)
https://t.co/eg6nO1kksQ
Posted by: Ciampino - Deport the lot at January 02, 2024 10:21 PM (qfLjt)
Unreal.
Posted by: javems at January 02, 2024 11:12 PM (8I4hW)
Invaded and occupied
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 02, 2024 11:14 PM (UPWpg)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 02, 2024 11:15 PM (R4t5M)
Bought cheaply, but in their defense the people of the Italian peninsula do this every 1000 years or so.
Posted by: sven at January 02, 2024 11:16 PM (X0I7i)
Complete bullshit. I gaffawed out loud.
I mean, did they provide deeds or notarized contemporaneous documents stipulating exactly who owned the land and for how long?
Without a deed, you're a squatter.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 02, 2024 11:14 PM (XV/Pl)
***
I said to my buddy, "Would these be the same native Americans who would raid other tribes for slaves and women?"
I was shushed.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 02, 2024 11:16 PM (W/lyH)
>>Invaded and occupied
Technically, if your government invites and allows them in, they're not invaders, simply modern day Hessian's waiting for orders.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 02, 2024 11:17 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Skip at January 02, 2024 11:18 PM (f2tGG)
I'll make this last for years. I owe him that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 02, 2024 11:19 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 02, 2024 11:19 PM (RIvkX)
"There's an app for that!"
//George Washington coming back from a late night meeting with John Sullivan looking at some boats
Posted by: sven at January 02, 2024 11:19 PM (X0I7i)
This entire exercise is predicated on keeping the court as the Israeli left's "I Win!" button....
Posted by: sven at January 02, 2024 11:21 PM (X0I7i)
>>I was shushed.
With few exceptions, Injuns were nomadic, while they may have stayed in a general area, they would move with the food and forage.
So, really, they have no claim on any particular land.
Again, they were largely unproductive squatters.
Did they even make Tacos? No, they did not make Tacos.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 02, 2024 11:22 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Despite the fact that I have been outed at the hq as a nazi stornfront member, my doctors are all old Jewish men. There's no way I would ever see an American minority affirmative action woman. I would sooner go to our veterinarian
Posted by: N at January 02, 2024 11:23 PM (RjBju)
Posted by: Titanium White at January 02, 2024 11:24 PM (MNhXM)
I have a bunch of retired doctors that I call before and after visiting any new doctors
Posted by: N at January 02, 2024 11:25 PM (RjBju)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 02, 2024 11:22 PM (XV/Pl)
They didn't even have The Wheel.
Posted by: RickZ at January 02, 2024 11:25 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: N at January 02, 2024 11:27 PM (RjBju)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 02, 2024 11:28 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 02, 2024 11:28 PM (z9oJe)
Posted by: N at January 02, 2024 11:27 PM (RjBju)
Jerusalem was more traditional
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 02, 2024 11:33 PM (UPWpg)
Despite the fact that I have been outed at the hq as a nazi stornfront member, my doctors are all old Jewish men. There's no way I would ever see an American minority affirmative action woman. I would sooner go to our veterinarian
Posted by: N
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Gavin Newsom just appointed this lovely lady to the Healthy California for All Commission, to advance a model for universal healthcare in California. If things go a certain way in November, she could be the Surgeon General or some other influential official:
“The presence of Zionism in US medicine should be examined as a structural impediment to health equity,” she said.
“Zionism is a supremacist; racist ideology and we see Zionist doctors justifying the genocide of Palestinians. How does their outlook/position impact priorities in US medicine?”
She continued: “Zionism in US medicine — coupled with the Israeli government’s operations to discredit and destroy the careers of any critics, funded by the large donors who support US academic medicine — is why US medical institutions have said nothing while Gaza’s hospitals are bombed.”
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 02, 2024 11:33 PM (lCaJd)
We still don't know who gave Epstein his seed cash
We still don't know who he was working for
We still don't know who murdered Epstein
We still don't know who turned off the cameras
We still, technically, don't know any of his clients - and remember Epstein and Ghislane were both charged with trafficking which means TO someone.
But I guess getting to the bottom of Taylor Swift's hickies is more important.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 02, 2024 11:33 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: LenNeal at January 02, 2024 11:29 PM (OJ1IG)
Not the area that is now Canada and the U.S. There were tribes in North America, no empires. There were even confederations, groups of tribes, but no empires. Some tribes were more sedentary than the more typical nomadic tribes following the herds but there was no centralized hub that would constitute an empire.
Posted by: RickZ at January 02, 2024 11:34 PM (emlEe)
Why shouldn't they get their homeland back?
I mean...imagine if a bunch of, I don't know, Mayans colonized the Arabian peninsula and then argued it was "colonization" for the Arabs to go home?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 02, 2024 11:36 PM (XqcwY)
I remember reading an article about this. If you send the same sample to different companies, you'll often get different results for your ancestry. DNA is DNA, but a lot of this is interpretation and algorithms processing it, which varies.
I'm not saying it's crap, but it's....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 02, 2024 11:36 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Blonde
Claudine gay already has a new job?
Posted by: N at January 02, 2024 11:36 PM (RjBju)
Posted by: I've got bad news for you at January 02, 2024 11:36 PM (vcOd1)
Posted by: N at January 02, 2024 11:27 PM (RjBju)
Jerusalem was more traditional
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 02, 2024 11:33 PM (UPWpg)
We should have given them Madagascar. Can you imagine how developed that place would be today.
Posted by: Titanium White at January 02, 2024 11:37 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: I've got bad news for you at January 02, 2024 11:36 PM (vcOd1)
People in Washington have a plan...right? RIGHT? TOP. MEN.
Posted by: a dude in MI at January 02, 2024 11:37 PM (+I6Y/)
I mean...imagine if a bunch of, I don't know, Mayans colonized the Arabian peninsula and then argued it was "colonization" for the Arabs to go home?
Posted by: 18-1
When was the last time it was the homeland and governed by Jews?
Posted by: N at January 02, 2024 11:38 PM (RjBju)
Here's a money quote about this stuff:
"There isn’t a scientific method for establishing where your DNA has come from in the past. That doesn't exist," he said. "What these tests do is show where on Earth people who share your DNA are most likely to be today."
In layman's terms, consumer genetics tests work by comparing submitted DNA to a prearranged "reference panel" — a database of DNA samples belonging to people that the company has determined are from a particular place.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 02, 2024 11:38 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 02, 2024 11:38 PM (0FoWg)
Why is that the Durkas get to declaim ownership of the area based on well a religion that is less than 1400 years old two years after the death of the Big Mo?
I mean "Hai durka durka!" thing is the Jews were there a lot longer, and they left because well the Westphalian nation-state did not exist yet, but I keep noticing that "set the wayback machine" plays very fast and loose games with "AND THIS IS THE DATE WHERE THE CLOCK STOPS!" on historical justification games without fail.
"America was REALLY BORN IN 1619 y'all!" you know when it was England?
"All DIS LAND BELONGS TO THE INJUNS!" which land and when? The Sioux started out in the Ohio Valley and were chased moved all the way to Canada....
how much of that 1/3 or so of North America is "theirs?"
Who mourns the Adena and the Hopewell?
A lot like Ghandi the people with knives out for America are VERY fortunate in the honor and fair notions of their alleged "arch foe."
Stalin would have already killed them all.
Posted by: sven at January 02, 2024 11:39 PM (X0I7i)
The Iroquois were getting there. Their agricultural superiority gave them manpower to conquer their neighbors and they got pretty good at defeating and subjugating them.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 02, 2024 11:40 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Funsize at January 02, 2024 11:40 PM (gDbog)
Posted by: N at January 02, 2024 11:40 PM (RjBju)
Why does that matter only for Israel? Who gets to tell the Muslims to go fuck themselves all the way to Indonesia and the Philippines?
I am really tired of the deference people show the Musslemen.
Posted by: sven at January 02, 2024 11:40 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: Don Black at January 02, 2024 11:41 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: a dude in MI at January 02,
Yes.
To keep borrowing and running trillion dollar deficits.
Posted by: I've got bad news for you at January 02, 2024 11:41 PM (vcOd1)
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you, Kamala Harris!
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 02, 2024 11:41 PM (yWvc2)
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you, Kamala Harris!
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 02, 2024 11:41 PM (yWvc2)
Honestly...endorsed
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 02, 2024 11:43 PM (UPWpg)
Yes because if there is one thing the allies showed it was a willingness for the Germans to have a national identity at all in the immediate post-war.
The west wanted it to be an enforced serf based agrarian economy in its fevered dreams doomed to providing coal to the UK and France and the Soviets fully intended to use it as a rape farm. The Cold War very possibly is the only thing that gave a temporary reprieve to the German people before they decided to have a Mudder Merkel based 9mm self-inflicted gunshot wound to the groin.
Posted by: sven at January 02, 2024 11:43 PM (X0I7i)
It was the Jewish homeland for 3000-4000 years.
In fact, it is one of the oldest documented homelands, up there with China and Greece and a little (comparatively) behind Egypt.
Hell the Jews have been in Israel for longer then say...Germans in Germany.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 02, 2024 11:43 PM (XqcwY)
I said to my buddy, "Would these be the same native Americans who would raid other tribes for slaves and women?"
I was shushed.
Posted by: Diogenes
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More of the Cherokee's slaves died on the trail of tears than did the Cherokee.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 02, 2024 11:43 PM (GBiIr)
Oh hell no, I've sucked enough dicks. For president...of the country?...maybe. Anything else fuck you!
Posted by: Kamala Harris at January 02, 2024 11:44 PM (XqcwY)
I'm surprised nobody has mentioned the perfect candidate to heal Harvard's wounds and restore its reputation:
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you, Kamala Harris!
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
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Kill two birds with one stone there.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 02, 2024 11:45 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Titanium White at January 02, 2024 11:45 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: ChrisP at January 02, 2024 11:46 PM (wb9C/)
You'll notice that Muslims were a lot more peaceful when a dominant Christianity was fucking with THEM in their lands.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 02, 2024 11:46 PM (XqcwY)
It ignores the Aztecs who wielded economic hegemony into modern America, it also ignores the Comanches and the Iroquois.
I get pretty tired of the fantasy that the AmerInds were all sitting around singing kumbaya and larping as Tolkienian elves... they were humans and they acted like humans....
just humans who had managed to uninvent the wheel and manufacturing they had been amply exposed to in pre-historic China's northern frontier.
Posted by: sven at January 02, 2024 11:46 PM (X0I7i)
Quite....boy the sophisticated west sure outgrew Xianity...
thing is Atheism is "nothing" and a bad something will beat a great nothing damn near every time.
Posted by: sven at January 02, 2024 11:47 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 02, 2024 11:47 PM (yWvc2)
Machiavelli notes that when taking somebody's land you are best to off them too since they are never going to forget. He also said never have somebody whose land you took living with insight of that land
The smart thing to do would have been to off them but that was somewhat unpalatable so we are where we are now
Posted by: N at January 02, 2024 11:48 PM (RjBju)
Only a part of the story. The other half is that Hunter Biden helped sell that cobalt mine to the CCP.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2024 10:08 PM (ZLI7S)
Problem is, cobalt. like other commodities, is fungible. If American law insists upon "ethically-sourced" cobalt for EV uses, they will get it, at an increased price, and the "blood cobalt" will go to other, not so picky, users.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 02, 2024 11:48 PM (tkR6S)
The initial documented European contact happened not long after disease had badly damaged many Indian tribes and it gave an unrealistic view.
Imagine if 90% of your town died from disease what it would look like 10-20 years later when aliens showed up. "At peace with nature"? Well I guess because the competition for resources has dramatically eased up...yes like Thanos's plan in those superhero movies...only more extreme.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 02, 2024 11:49 PM (XqcwY)
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Indians (dot) would rather fight the Chinese than the muslims.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 02, 2024 11:49 PM (GBiIr)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 02, 2024 11:49 PM (R4t5M)
EUtopians are funny for a "well-educated lot" they sure do rely on a lot of arcane "everyone knows this where I live" nonsense...
of course the EUtopian would explain to you that since there was a Holy Roman empire and a Hanseatic league you are wrong...
When "well no Fritz no they are not" is the reality.
Posted by: sven at January 02, 2024 11:50 PM (X0I7i)
Oh I don't mean the nation state of Germany...or even the early political structures like the HRE.
The Germans moved into Germany around 2K years ago. Before that it seems to have been populated by Celtic people.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 02, 2024 11:51 PM (XqcwY)
In fact, it is one of the oldest documented homelands, up there with China and Greece and a little (comparatively) behind Egypt.
Hell the Jews have been in Israel for longer then say...Germans in Germany.
Posted by: 18-1
That is an answer to a different question.
Posted by: N at January 02, 2024 11:51 PM (RjBju)
Posted by: Skip at January 02, 2024 11:51 PM (f2tGG)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 02, 2024 10:10 PM (a8Rgt)
They have only been around for about 60 years or so...
IIRC, Phil Spector produced that record.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 02, 2024 11:52 PM (tkR6S)
The western political class is hell bent on making us as relevant to whatever the fuck will be here in 200 years as the Etruscans were to the last days of the Roman Republic.
Posted by: sven at January 02, 2024 11:52 PM (X0I7i)
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God told them to do that a long time ago - they still haven't obeyed and they are paying the penalty.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 02, 2024 11:53 PM (GBiIr)
Posted by: Robert at January 02, 2024 11:53 PM (5iqcN)
Well, the Imperial Spaniards may have been pricks but they didn't eat their vassals.
Posted by: 18-1 being completely pedantic at January 02, 2024 11:54 PM (XqcwY)
The Supreme Court has to stop Texas from enforcement on the boarder that I refuse to do, who cares what the Constitution says i have to do. -also Joe Biden
And what happens if Greg Abbott says "we are just responding to trespassing calls and throwing them all into the open asylum that is Austin after building walls around it? Kind of like Batman Arkham City, without a Batman. Or anyone who cares about what happens inside those walls.
Posted by: Bete at January 02, 2024 11:55 PM (/Ezpr)
Posted by: N at January 02, 2024 11:55 PM (RjBju)
Want to make Crocs preternaturally gay? Strap a Glock to it.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 02, 2024 11:57 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: N at January 02, 2024 11:58 PM (RjBju)
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Abandoned on Bolivar peninsula with her slave while awaiting her husband's return Jane Long would occasionally fire the deserted cannon to keep the cannibal Indians away.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 02, 2024 11:58 PM (GBiIr)
>>Imagine if 90% of your town died from disease what it would look like 10-20 years later when aliens showed up.
The Indians gave syphilis to the Europeans, took out Oscar Wilde, so.... even.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 02, 2024 11:58 PM (XV/Pl)
The "Aztec's little helpers" were the ones who provided the round out manpower for Cortez to go ratfuck Monetzuma. There is a fantasy that 100 Spanish cav just moseyed on up and beat the Aztecs....
"well no."
200,000 native allies that had the Aztecs tactically outnumbered are why they fell.
Posted by: sven at January 02, 2024 11:58 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2024 10:18 PM (ZLI7S)
Just immerse the entire car in an open-top dumpster filled with water. The car is already fucked. Might not extinguish the fire, but will contain it until it burns itself out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 02, 2024 11:59 PM (tkR6S)
She said some other things that I don't remember.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 02, 2024 10:22 PM (GBiIr)
Captain must have had one hot cabin boy....
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2024 12:01 AM (tkR6S)
So put that in your peace pipe and smoke it.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 03, 2024 12:01 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 03, 2024 12:01 AM (XV/Pl)
This means speaks truth.
Posted by: East German Stasi at January 03, 2024 12:03 AM (5iqcN)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2024 12:04 AM (GBiIr)
The political maneuvering during Cortez's expedition was pretty amazing. The Aztec's vassals wanted to revolt...but they needed someone to organize around and someone that was smart, and diplomatic, and a damn good general and soldier too.
Cortez and his Indian wife played it brilliantly - a shame that basically all the yutes will be taught about him now is "rayciss" "colonization" blah blah blah.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 03, 2024 12:05 AM (XqcwY)
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He had the boats built, numbered all the parts, disassembled the boats, carried the parts to Tenochtitlán and reassembled the boats.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2024 12:07 AM (GBiIr)
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Figures. Mine says 'An indeterminate swampy area somewhere in low country South Carolina'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 03, 2024 12:08 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Americans with wheels
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Guinea pigs were a staple meal item in the Andes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 03, 2024 12:11 AM (XeU6L)
>> This place was fucking FULL
Full? How full? Was there a census? Did the Indians estimate their populations using satellite data to count teepees?
There were at most, 25-30 million American Indians, and that is being generous.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 03, 2024 12:12 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2024 12:04 AM (GBiIr)
Hey, Hernando, don't tell 'em about the silver mines.
Posted by: RickZ at January 03, 2024 12:14 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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Estimates vary. Some as low as 1 million, in N. America.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 03, 2024 12:15 AM (XeU6L)
To be fair to the godless injuns, they knew about the wheel but they didn't have the large draft animals necessary to put it to use.
Posted by: Robert
They could have invented the Roulette Table.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2024 12:16 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 02, 2024 11:01 PM (0Htd1)
Lizzy Warren, check your voicemail.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2024 12:18 AM (tkR6S)
>>Estimates vary. Some as low as 1 million, in N. America.
The numbers are all over the place, some say 5-10 million, some say 15-20 million, some say 120 million plus.
Look, I get it some people fetishize and fantasize the American Indian, they simply did not have the technology or industry to support 120 million people.
And again, the only reason anyone knows anything about them is because it was documented by others, they had no written language and the only way to memorialize anything was through a game of Cultural Telephone.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 03, 2024 12:20 AM (XV/Pl)
That is utterly retarded. I cannot believe anyone would even believe that.
Posted by: LenNeal
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It's just an observation. Estimates are all over the map. What is your estimate, and upon what data is it based?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 03, 2024 12:20 AM (XeU6L)
It is amusing to watch the Naval Academy do this.
Annapolis occupies the former Fort Severn, United States Army.
Some guys ask them to repeat it, because it sounds so good.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 03, 2024 12:23 AM (FCs/J)
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 03, 2024 12:23 AM (mNzI1)
Posted by: East German Stasi at January 03, 2024 12:26 AM (5iqcN)
What the hell is your native language?
Jesus Christ, man, get hold of yourself.
How numionous can you get?
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 03, 2024 12:27 AM (FCs/J)
You kids can stay up a little longer to argue but try to keep it down so I can sleep, mmmkay?
Posted by: Robert at January 03, 2024 12:30 AM (5iqcN)
Posted by: Robert at January 02, 2024 11:53 PM (5iqcN)
Bicycle, rickshaw, furniture dolly. None need draft animals, and all of them reduce the labor factor of moving stuff around.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2024 12:31 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: N at January 03, 2024 12:31 AM (RjBju)
>>Also bullshit. 'No written language'.
Wampum Belts and Glyphs do not a written language make.
Again, the only reason anyone knows anything about American Indians is because it was documented and transcribed by others.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 03, 2024 12:33 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2024 12:34 AM (S6gqv)
As Yul Brynner once said: Don't smoke.
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 03, 2024 12:38 AM (sXnPJ)
Posted by: Robert
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Poke around the internet and you will find images of moose and bison as draft animals. Example:
https://tinyurl.com/ynqu36yo
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 03, 2024 12:38 AM (XeU6L)
>>Based on them the native population just in this small part of the world could have been well over a million.
The fossil record does not support that which is why the estimates run from 5M to 120M.
Again, populations need food, potable water and areas to dump their waste, the bigger the population the bigger the needs, American Indians simply did not have the technology or industry to support large populations.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 03, 2024 12:39 AM (XV/Pl)
>> but you are a fucking idiot.
And you are profoundly silly and overwrought.
Go sleep it off, you're drunk again.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 03, 2024 12:41 AM (XV/Pl)
https://tinyurl.com/ynqu36yo
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 03, 2024 12:38 AM (XeU6L)
I wonder if those bison were castrated to make...Boxen?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2024 12:42 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Indians were a bunch of tribes constantley at war with each other. Taking land, food, women, and what ever else the could steal.
In comes a more sophisticated tribe.
The way of the world from the beginning.
I bid $10,000 for Greenland,.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2024 12:47 AM (GBiIr)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Geldalo
Meh. That's all I got.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 03, 2024 12:48 AM (XeU6L)
>>Incredibly, this time I am not!
Listen dude, I have no f**king idea what your scattershot ramblings mean anymore, so kindly go bother someone else.
You sound like a Pikey.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 03, 2024 12:48 AM (XV/Pl)
http://tinyurl.com/yc2hj8ww
Looks like a good Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at January 02, 2024 10:05 PM (f2tGG)
#19: "Uninvolved Gazan civilians" coming to our Southern border soon.
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 03, 2024 12:49 AM (bo7wV)
Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2024 12:52 AM (f2tGG)
Now now the latest in pseudo science is "Golly the white race has only existed for the last 900 years!"
Posted by: sven
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And we established global hegemony and traduced mighty nations, nay continents, raped the earth, and got the climate disaster rolling in that small amount of time?
I'm impressed!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 03, 2024 12:52 AM (lCaJd)
Repeat that across every river and stream on the U.S. Continent.
Indians built communities in the same places the settlers would. River bottoms, buffalo trails, bays and estuaries.
Unlike the Indian though, the bloody whites would also bust the sod, fell the trees, build very permanent buildings (many which stand and serve to this day), and send OUT their Nomads, yet keep and build their established towns.
No matter how great an Indian Earthwork, it's still an Earthwork...a mound. While, Independence Hall, yet stands. As do most of the buildings on Boston's "Freedom Trail".
Indians may have had widespread reign(s), but damn little structure or standing to back that up, other than their Warrior culture, and standing. Yet, a competing tribe could overrun THAT village, in a single night raid, triumphant.
Europe is rife with the remains of castles and battlements aplenty. Anything similar of Indians in the U.S. territories?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 03, 2024 12:54 AM (e6UQI)
Now now the latest in pseudo science is "Golly the white race has only existed for the last 900 years!"
Posted by: sven
Prior to that we were merely "white adjacent".
Gotta admit, those holders of "studies" degrees do know how to suss things out!
"Damn the attributions -- full plagiarism ahead!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 03, 2024 01:00 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2024 01:03 AM (L/l0Z)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2024 01:06 AM (GBiIr)
Posted by: 18-1
Not to be that guy, but, celtics weren't a people. It's a culture shared across east to west europe, used as a convenient term by historians, archeologists.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 03, 2024 01:07 AM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2024 01:08 AM (GBiIr)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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Who were the people chased from Britain to Ireland by the Vikings?
Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2024 01:09 AM (GBiIr)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 03, 2024 01:10 AM (IG4Id)
Boston Mayor Michelle Wu just said, "Every human being has the legal right to come to the United States and seek asylum or shelter." Texas needs to send hundreds of busses of illegals to Boston immediately.
--- PAMELA HENSLEY
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 03, 2024 01:10 AM (QBXxp)
Likewise, the Viking mounds, found wherever they traveled and settled, which was far and wide.
Hell, the Vikings had built up entire vast fortifications, reduced now to "mounds" by the ravages of time.
Nah, I wanna see some multi-story stone or brick edifices. At least the Western Indians had conquered Adobe, and got up to a 2nd story now n' then.
And, who besides Tecumseh and the Iroquois, had developed an actual, alphabetical written language and writing?
Or at least, an analog to the Chinese pictograph?
I'm Inquiring, not Challenging. But I've seen scant evidence of Indian establishment of advancements in those arenas?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 03, 2024 01:13 AM (e6UQI)
--- PAMELA HENSLEY
Sounds like Hot Wheels Abbot needs to fire up the Masshole Express.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 03, 2024 01:16 AM (R4t5M)
One and done because crazy.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 03, 2024 01:21 AM (cOq4q)
Posted by: Braenyard
By the Norse? That's well after the Roman conquest so Celts have nothing to do with it. In the British isles, Celtic language/culture is like 400 BC to 200 BC.
The Norse raid on Lindisfarne is 793 AD.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 03, 2024 01:22 AM (IG4Id)
Machiavelli notes that when taking somebody's land you are best to off them too since they are never going to forget. He also said never have somebody whose land you took living with insight of that land
Posted by: N at January 02, 2024 11:48 PM (RjBju
The Mexicans led the way for a whole bunch of foreigners to take back California, with the support of Leftists.
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 03, 2024 01:25 AM (kwSo8)
Largely irrelevant to the general "U.S. Indian" population at discussion, here.
That those conquering peoples did not extend their (yes) Empires northward into what is now the U.S. is telling, as their reach was limited by the range of their runners. Horses would've extended that range, but the invading Spaniards wielded those as their trump card.
Fact remaining, the Lower 48 U.S. Indians were either going to have achieved certain technological breakthroughs before the Europeans waded ashore, or as happened, they were behind the curve and doomed to not catch up, evermore.
Stone edifices, masonry, the wheel, for starters. Clean water and sanitation, to follow.
And even though the Aztecs and Incas mastered gold, silver and jewels, they failed on bronze, iron and steel. Oops.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 03, 2024 01:26 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 03, 2024 01:28 AM (IG4Id)
--- PAMELA HENSLEY
Sounds like Hot Wheels Abbot needs to fire up the Masshole Express.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 03, 2024 01:16 AM (R4t5M)
Wu is another Harvard graduate with lots of brains and no sense. Yes, get the Abbot express going to Boston, bog time
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 03, 2024 01:28 AM (kwSo8)
Posted by: Outside of Life at January 03, 2024 01:29 AM (89Sog)
The Norse raid on Lindisfarne is 793 AD.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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You didn't answer the question.
Celtic peoples occupied Britain they were ran out of the country to Ireland and were replaced in Britain. That's the topic. A primary culture being replaced by a superior culture.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2024 01:34 AM (GBiIr)
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Posted by: Outside of Life
2024 is going to be GREAT!!!
https://youtu.be/nxMMElT61A8?si=qh8aKnBNDDWMCZy2
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 03, 2024 01:38 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 03, 2024 01:38 AM (Sgq8y)
Likewise, the 500 watt podunk radio station I started work at after college had higher broadcasting standards than CNN.
Posted by: Ordinary American at January 03, 2024 01:38 AM (EUUse)
Posted by: Braenyard
Again, Celt/Celtic is a modern term of convenience to denote a shared culture across Europe. They weren't a single people. It's like calling all tribes of pre-columbian North America, Indians.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 03, 2024 01:43 AM (IG4Id)
https://youtu.be/nxMMElT61A8?si=qh8aKnBNDDWMCZy2
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 03, 2024 01:38 AM (sAmhv)
I'm trying to escape clown world right now. Just filled out an app to be a Russian oligarch. Hope I hear from Vlad the Invader soon.
:/
Posted by: Outside of Life at January 03, 2024 01:49 AM (89Sog)
The comments reminiscing on cons and trolls was a strangely fun trip down memory lane from when I commented and interacted more on here.
Would have thought catpee would have gotten a mention. I enjoyed watching the ettes unsheath their claws when she'd post.
Posted by: reason at January 03, 2024 01:49 AM (QC8l5)
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Looks like a good Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at January 02, 2024 10:05 PM (f2tGG)
Thanks Skip !
Posted by: JT at January 03, 2024 01:58 AM (T4tVD)
I've discovered a new toy: "86Box", a emulator for old x86 machines. It can go up to a Pentium CPU (maybe a Pentium II, but anything here are above is too fast to emulate with even current CPU hardware).
I was running into a wall with virtualization for very old OSes. Backwards compatibility, while quite impressive, hits a hard wall at about 30 years, looks like. The old software just can't run right on the latest x86_64 CPUs. Too fast, and speculative execution, and some subtle changes in how the hardware behaves makes it too much of a challenge.
So enter emulation. Emulated older, slower x86 CPUs on the latest and greates x86-64 CPUs.
The default machine type for 86Box is an original IBM PC with an 8088....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 03, 2024 02:05 AM (Mzdiz)
Can you point me in a direction.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2024 02:09 AM (GBiIr)
What type of image file is it? When you mean put it on your hard drive? Just get all the contents of the image out, or do you want to actually "clone" the contents of the image to an actual hard drive somehow?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 03, 2024 02:15 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Welp, calling them Vulcans really upsets the Star Trek nerds …
Posted by: Adriane the Holiday Critic . . . at January 03, 2024 02:17 AM (4Winp)
I thought it would be like unpacking a zip or move D: to A: but it's a new world.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2024 02:22 AM (GBiIr)
Posted by: Adriane the Holiday Critic . . . at January 03, 2024 02:22 AM (4Winp)
Regardless of the nomenclature of the civilization and tribe.
Aztec, Myan, Incan, Aztalan, you name it.
They were all at best, Central and (now) Mexican regional tribes.
Their runners would've been killed and disposed of the tribes of the (then) American Southwest. Or, sent to return with dire messages of "don't come 'round here, no more."
Just how it was in those days.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 03, 2024 02:23 AM (e6UQI)
But I think the Clone has to be created by clone creator to be restored.
Macs can use Disk Utility, so I think there should be some Windows equivalent.
But probably 3rd party.
Not helpful. Apologies.
Posted by: Adriane the Holiday Critic . . . at January 03, 2024 02:24 AM (4Winp)
It pretty much is. What OS are you running now? Windows 10 can mount .iso images directly out of the box. Just right click on it, and select "mount". It should pop up a drive letter.
If you're running Linux, there's a way to do that, from the command certainly, but there's some GUI ways to do it as well.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 03, 2024 02:26 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2024 02:27 AM (GBiIr)
Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2024 02:32 AM (M3Sep)
Posted by: RickZ at January 02, 2024 10:09 PM (emlEe)
I dunno - here the day is 4 minutes longer than on the winter solstice. It's only been 2 weeks.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at January 03, 2024 02:34 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2024 02:32 AM (M3Sep)
Safe travels !
Posted by: JT at January 03, 2024 02:36 AM (T4tVD)
Not sure about Apache, but I believe they have found some evidence of trade with the Pueblo. Parrot feathers in the north and turquoise in the south. That kind of thing.
Posted by: Adriane the Holiday Critic . . . at January 03, 2024 02:38 AM (4Winp)
Posted by: RickZ at January 02, 2024 10:09 PM (emlEe)
I dunno - here the day is 4 minutes longer than on the winter solstice. It's only been 2 weeks.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at January 03, 2024 02:34 AM (Mzdiz)
Sometimes the drab seems a little brighter around here. Cloud city
Posted by: a dude in MI at January 03, 2024 02:39 AM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2024 02:39 AM (GBiIr)
Search for "ISO Buster", and download it. The freeware version should open the file and allow you to extract what you want. That would be the easiest way to do it.
The paid version has a lot of other features, but the free one will do what you want. I hope.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 03, 2024 02:44 AM (Mzdiz)
Trade, yes. Conquest, notzomuch.
Unless..."parrot feathers", much more recent into the Jimmy Buffett epoch?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 03, 2024 02:45 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2024 02:47 AM (GBiIr)
Posted by: RickZ at January 02, 2024 10:09 PM (emlEe)
----
I dunno - here the day is 4 minutes longer than on the winter solstice. It's only been 2 weeks.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at January 03, 2024 02:34 AM (Mzdiz)
Okay, okay, you caught me. I forgot my sarc tag.
Posted by: RickZ at January 03, 2024 02:55 AM (emlEe)
There is another tool called "WinCDemu" which will mount .isos to drive letters on Windows 7.
IIRC, there was way to add/hack in a tool from Windows Server of the same era that would give you the right click mount option from explorer. I remember using that years ago. It's still around here somewhere, stored somewhere.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 03, 2024 02:59 AM (Mzdiz)
Looks like I can put it on my new HD and have my old system back.
Super.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2024 03:15 AM (GBiIr)
Years ago, I saw a film / tv documentary on the thesis that certain American Southwest tribes were connected religiously to city’s further south.
The author based this on evidence of roads that were straight - even over difficult to traverse terrain - that connected the smaller settlements. An “only” trade route would have made use of easy to traverse geographical features.
So the use of a very straight path had to have more meaning than let’s go from point A to point B.
Do not remember the name of the author /film maker, nor the name of the documentary.
Posted by: Adriane the Holiday Critic . . . at January 03, 2024 03:23 AM (4Winp)
Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2024 03:29 AM (fwDg9)
Do not remember the name of the author /film maker, nor the name of the documentary.
Posted by: Adriane the Holiday Critic . . . at January 03, 2024 03:23 AM (4Winp)
That's kind of silly. A straight, level path might take longer to build but it makes the free flow of trade and movement of troops MUCH easier.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2024 03:29 AM (di6C2)
Better than summer I guess
Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2024 03:35 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2024 03:42 AM (fwDg9)
Up early as usual on my first day back to the electron mines. Like the Perfessor, I work for an "academic" institution. I can't speak for him, but I lost all respect for my employer during the Sniffle Scare, and the nonsense of DIE/"land acknowledgment"/the plagiarism by Gay has only cemented it. I'm planning to be outta there by the end of March.
It's a shame, as I once was proud to work there and to be a graduate of the place. But academia has reflected, and helped to pioneer, the decay and collapse of our society. I don't even wear my college ring any more.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 03, 2024 03:45 AM (omVj0)
The Killer Kittens From Outer Space, Dagny and Stirling, are doing well. Stirling got very nervous again during the fireworks noise on 12/31 and went to hide -- not just under the bed, but IN it. The liner of the box spring after 25 years has sagged and come loose; he and his sister have probably torn it further; and he crept inside among the springs to hide. Dagny remained unconcerned and uninterested in the fireworks crumps and bangs.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 03, 2024 03:49 AM (omVj0)
I tried to stay up all night and mostly succeeded if you ignore the nap I took around 10pm. It was a 2-hour nap. I'm a weak nightwalker. Used to be able to stay up all night. Go back to work Thursday night. Going to try and stay up a little longer this morning. Go to bed by 0730.
6 minutes to Pixy...
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 03, 2024 03:54 AM (sAmhv)
Cat went walkabout for NYE, but came in early. Was cold & foggy, no luck hunting LOL.
All's well in The North, and it's time for bed.
Wishing you well this new year-- and that you find the Elsewhere of which you dream, for happy retirement!
G'night, all
Posted by: JQ at January 03, 2024 03:56 AM (njWTi)
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Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 03, 2024 03:58 AM (omVj0)
Been awake for an hour, not wanting to leave the warmth of my bed. Lucky the cat is not having it. He's been crying soulfully, for a few minutes now, waiting to be fed.
Sigh. Cat always wins
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