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President Biden ordered retaliatory airstrikes against Iranian-backed militia groups after three U.S. service members were wounded, one critically, in a Christmas Day drone attack in northern Iraq, the White House said Monday. ... Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
woohoo!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at December 26, 2023 12:20 PM (kc18b) 2
twice?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at December 26, 2023 12:20 PM (kc18b) 3
trifecta!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at December 26, 2023 12:20 PM (kc18b) 4
After a briefing on the attack, Biden "directed strikes against three locations utilized by Kataib Hezbollah and affiliated groups focused specifically on unmanned aerial drone activities," Watson said.
----------- So used car lot, 7-11 and camel trading post. Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 26, 2023 12:20 PM (++4z6) 5
First?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 26, 2023 12:21 PM (9yWhg) 6
First
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 26, 2023 12:21 PM (++4z6) 7
Screw the precision strikes. Send in the B-52's and show them why North Vietnam was unhappy.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 26, 2023 12:21 PM (tT6L1) 8
Something's wrong. I can't see the post when I click on "Comments." Just the text box for posting.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 26, 2023 12:22 PM (9yWhg) 9
Good
moar Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 26, 2023 05:57 PM (xcxpd) Posted by: She Hobbit at December 26, 2023 05:58 PM (ftFVW) 11
Good. The IDF needs to kill them there iranian scum where ever and when ever they find they asses.
More please. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 26, 2023 05:58 PM (R/m4+) 12
"The United States will act at a time and in a manner of our choosing should these attacks continue"
Time: tomorrow Manner: offer Iran another billion dollars if they promise to leave American troops alone for a month Posted by: PG at December 26, 2023 05:59 PM (gQbO4) 13
An ICBM with a high explosive warhead dropped directly on Qom when the mullahs are having one of their yearly meetings. Bye bye ninth century assholes
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 26, 2023 06:01 PM (iYJk7) 14
He blowed up real good.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 26, 2023 06:01 PM (Dm8we) 15
Commander Al-Akbar-el-Splat
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 26, 2023 06:01 PM (Q4IgG) 16
So used car lot, 7-11 and camel trading post.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 26, 2023 12:20 PM (++4z6) *** Whew!!! *wipes sweat from forehead* Posted by: Omar the Tentmaker at December 26, 2023 06:02 PM (W/lyH) 17
Whew!!! *wipes sweat from forehead* Posted by: Omar the Tentmaker Hillary still needs you and Nadler might be over next year. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 26, 2023 06:03 PM (66s2O) 18
I'm waiting for the day when Iran has a "working" nuke and it explodes spectacularly in a workplace accident.
Naturally, Iran will blame Israel, but by that time one of their cities will be in ruins because of their own incompetence. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 26, 2023 06:04 PM (BpYfr) 19
Hope he took a bunch of his buddies with him
Posted by: It's me donna at December 26, 2023 06:04 PM (n2vyf) 20
Tehran described Mousavi as one of the most experienced Iranian officials in Syria.
Just shows that even the experienced ones sometimes forget to duck. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 26, 2023 06:05 PM (Gsmsg) 21
Tyyytrdr
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at December 26, 2023 06:05 PM (n7rxJ) Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 26, 2023 06:06 PM (di6C2) 23
Naturally, Iran will blame Israel, but by that time one of their cities will be in ruins because of their own incompetence.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 26, 2023 06:04 PM (BpYfr) ---- Implosion bomb switch wired per the will of Allah. Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 26, 2023 06:06 PM (tT6L1) 24
Merry Xmas and a very happy New Year from your next president Gavin Newsom!!!
California Pizza Hut operators laying off all delivery drivers http://tinyurl.com/3sr8enuz Two large Pizza Hut operators in California are laying off all their delivery drivers ahead of a new state law that raises the minimum wage for fast-food workers to $20 an hour. The layoffs impact hundreds of Pizza Hut locations across the state and involve more than 1,200 in-house delivery drivers. “PacPizza, LLC, operating as Pizza Hut, has made a business decision to eliminate first-party delivery services and, as a result, the elimination of all delivery driver positions,” The second Pizza Hut franchisee, Southern California Pizza Co., is laying off roughly 841 drivers. Fast-food chains Chipotle and McDonald’s have already announced they plan to raise menu prices in California to offset the higher cost of worker compensation. Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at December 26, 2023 06:06 PM (9aVck) 25
I have no problem going after the Yemeni pirates. Taking a potshots against hezb elements in Syria is funny but not our job but I'm fine with Israel doing it.
Posted by: Former mass resident at December 26, 2023 06:06 PM (qGpJ8) 26
Sorry, could not resist.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 26, 2023 06:06 PM (di6C2) 27
Good, turn these f**kers into grease.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 26, 2023 06:06 PM (XV/Pl) 28
Corgi's are running up here.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2023 06:06 PM (u82oZ) 29
AMF smelly. Don't go to pieces over this.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 26, 2023 06:07 PM (XYrRT) 30
Israel has already paid the price.
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 26, 2023 06:07 PM (x42Y3) 31
The one lesson people in leadership need to understand is that NO ONE is untouchable.
Someone, somewhere WILL find a way to take you out if they are sufficiently motivated. The Mullahs of Iran won't heed this lesson, of course. Though the leaders of Hamas are definitely sweating a bit as they are finding this out firsthand. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 26, 2023 06:07 PM (BpYfr) 32
After a briefing on the attack, Biden
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 26, 2023 06:07 PM (Gsmsg) Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2023 06:08 PM (xaFKb) 34
An Iranian terrorist gets splattered.
An Iranian warship catches fire and sinks. An Iranian oil refinery catches fire. What a terrible run of luck. *starts playing a very very small violin* Posted by: Anna Puma at December 26, 2023 06:08 PM (HFJUU) 35
a sign of the Zionist regime's frustration and weakness in the region
BWAHAHAHAHA! You keep telling yourself that! Posted by: GWB at December 26, 2023 06:08 PM (sSx7k) 36
Don't worry everyone.
"Iranian-backed militia" is not Iran. The Vietcong is not North Vietnam either. Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2023 06:08 PM (RIvkX) 37
>Tehran described Mousavi as one of the most experienced Iranian officials in Syria.
--- his last experience was a MFer Posted by: Don Black at December 26, 2023 06:08 PM (geLO8) Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at December 26, 2023 06:09 PM (n7rxJ) 39
Couple weeks ago we had that video of a couple of Hamas guys laughing it up waving their guns in the air when one does a double take too late and goes boom... I could watch that a million times and it never got old...
Posted by: It's me donna at December 26, 2023 06:09 PM (n2vyf) Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2023 06:09 PM (fwDg9) 41
"The United States will act at a time and in a manner of our choosing should these attacks continue," she concluded.
But no too hard. Don't want to upset our pals. Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 26, 2023 06:09 PM (Angsy) 42
Fast-food chains Chipotle and McDonald’s have already announced they plan to raise menu prices in California to offset the higher cost of worker compensation.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at December 26, 2023 06:06 PM (9aVck) They already have... $17 for two 1/4 pounders and a large fry. Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2023 06:10 PM (xaFKb) 43
Oh, well.
--- Amid ongoing battles, at least 15 Israeli soldiers have been killed in Gaza since Friday, bringing the death toll for IDF troops in the enclave since October 7 to 154, according to the military. (CNN, yesterday.) Stand with Israel; pray for the IDF. Posted by: L - They don't have to outrun the bear, they only need to outrun us - for now at December 26, 2023 06:10 PM (GshMh) 44
Israel: Kills high-value enemy deep in enemy territory
Enemy: "This is a sign of your weakness." Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at December 26, 2023 06:09 PM (n7rxJ) 'Enemy' aka Biden/Media Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 26, 2023 06:10 PM (di6C2) 45
Screw the precision strikes. Send in the B-52's and show them why North Vietnam was unhappy.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 26, 2023 12:21 PM (tT6L1) ==== Ummm, they won you know. Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2023 06:10 PM (RIvkX) 46
An ICBM with a high explosive warhead dropped directly on Qom when the mullahs are having one of their yearly meetings. Bye bye ninth century assholes
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 26, 2023 06:01 PM (iYJk7) I don't think ICBM's have the pinpoint accuracy to make them worthwhile to drop a ton of conventional explosives. A 15-megaton nuke is called for. Or use cruise missiles. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2023 06:10 PM (tkR6S) 47
Biden will not do a damn thing.
Posted by: vic at December 26, 2023 06:10 PM (A5THL) 48
Israel: Kills high-value enemy deep in enemy territory
Enemy: "This is a sign of your weakness." Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at December 26, 2023 06:09 PM (n7rxJ) Hilarious! Posted by: Diogenes at December 26, 2023 06:10 PM (W/lyH) 49
Enemy: "This is a sign of your weakness."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at December 26, 2023 06:09 PM (n7rxJ) --- You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. Posted by: Inigo Montoya at December 26, 2023 06:10 PM (BpYfr) 50
Ant believe DOCTOR Jill ordered the hit.
Posted by: Eddie bag a' popcorn at December 26, 2023 06:10 PM (SUc4N) 51
They already have... $17 for two 1/4 pounders and a large fry.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2023 06:10 PM (xaFKb) This is the real truth. Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 26, 2023 06:11 PM (di6C2) 52
A good start IDF keep up the good work.
Posted by: sven at December 26, 2023 06:11 PM (X0I7i) 53
47 Biden will not do a damn thing.
Posted by: vic at December 26, 2023 06:10 PM (A5THL) Well at least he won't know he did Posted by: It's me donna at December 26, 2023 06:11 PM (n2vyf) 54
>After a briefing on the attack, Biden "directed strikes against three locations...
--- no one believes this Posted by: Don Black at December 26, 2023 06:11 PM (geLO8) 55
Biden finally ordered airstrikes against his "Partner In Peace" Iran
No, he didn't. He ordered airstrikes against their proxies. He (nor his puppetmasters) doesn't have the ideology or the cajones to actually strike Israel. He's like Carter, but dumber and weaker. Posted by: GWB at December 26, 2023 06:11 PM (sSx7k) Posted by: Anna Puma at December 26, 2023 06:11 PM (HFJUU) Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 26, 2023 06:11 PM (dZVON) 58
Remember after Trump smoke Soleimani, they said we would pay? Good times. Good times.
Bring it, goat humpers. Posted by: Marcus T at December 26, 2023 06:12 PM (XYrRT) 59
Republicans seize on Biden's refusal to pounce.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 26, 2023 06:12 PM (NYzgN) 60
Smell the Glove
We might not have enough conventional dumb bombs left for an old-fashioned carpet bombing. Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2023 06:12 PM (u82oZ) 61
54 >After a briefing on the attack, Biden "directed strikes against three locations...
As he headed out the door to a VaCay in the Virgin Islands --- Posted by: It's me donna at December 26, 2023 06:12 PM (n2vyf) 62
I don't know, man, that doesn't sound very proportional, you guyz.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 26, 2023 06:12 PM (izj35) Posted by: Anna Puma at December 26, 2023 06:12 PM (HFJUU) 64
I wish Israel could take out the Iranian moles working in our Government.
Posted by: Cheri at December 26, 2023 06:13 PM (oiNtH) 65
I wish Israel could take out the Iranian moles working in our Government.
Posted by: Cheri at December 26, 2023 06:13 PM (oiNtH) Jarrett may have the face of a rat but she's no mole. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 26, 2023 06:13 PM (Gsmsg) 66
CA is putting oil, farming, grocery stores and now fast food out of business.
This will work out well. Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 26, 2023 06:13 PM (tT6L1) 67
I wish Israel could take out the Iranian moles working in our Government.
That would just leave the Chinese ones... Posted by: Anna Puma at December 26, 2023 06:14 PM (HFJUU) 68
Manhattan federal judge rules that Prosecutors have free reign to read all of the docs the FBI seized from James O'keefe on behalf of the NYT.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 26, 2023 06:14 PM (NYzgN) 69
Israel is doing the job we should be doing and I'm betting the last few good men in the command structure are recommending. That includes smoking the Houthi's who are next on the menu. We've had over 100 attacks on our troops, and Biden along with the rest of the traitorous Iran lovers have done zero to let these people know we are serious.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 26, 2023 06:14 PM (XYrRT) 70
"The United States will act at a time and in a manner of our choosing should these attacks continue," she concluded.
Maybe if she had said this after the first lob of rickets back in October, there wouldn't have been another 100. Strongly worded letter perhaps? Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at December 26, 2023 06:14 PM (b8J4P) 71
Yeah bitch tits blowing up one of your leaders is a sign of weakness
Posted by: steevy at December 26, 2023 06:14 PM (FQmDC) 72
And don't forget Cali is waving any paper proof before Achmed and Jose can use medical care.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 26, 2023 06:15 PM (HFJUU) 73
68 Manhattan federal judge rules that Prosecutors have free reign to read all of the docs the FBI seized from James O'keefe on behalf of the NYT.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 26, 2023 06:14 PM (NYzgN) Keywords here... Manhattan Federal Judge Posted by: It's me donna at December 26, 2023 06:15 PM (n2vyf) 74
Amid ongoing battles, at least 15 Israeli soldiers have been killed in Gaza since Friday, bringing the death toll for IDF troops in the enclave since October 7 to 154, according to the military. (CNN, yesterday.)
Stand with Israel; pray for the IDF. Posted by: L - They don't have to outrun the bear, they only need to outrun us - for now at December 26, 2023 06:10 PM (GshMh) I wouldn't look at it that way. How many died on 10/7? 1400+? Because that is how Hamas keeps score- even though there were a lot of women and children. Keep going, Israel. Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 26, 2023 06:16 PM (di6C2) 75
Argentina’s new president lays off 5,000 government employees
http://ow.ly/3Cb91056W9g The administration of Argentina’s new President Javier Milei said that his government won’t renew contracts for more than 5,000 employees hired this year before he took office. The move was part of a sweeping plan of cutbacks and devaluations announced by the right-wing libertarian since he took office to transform Argentina’s struggling economy. The contracts for other government employees, who were hired prior to 2023, will be reviewed, authorities said. With inflation expected to reach about 200 percent by the end of the year, Milei has pledged to reduce government regulations and payrolls, and allow the privatization of state-run industries. The steps include a 50 percent devaluation of the Argentine peso, cuts to energy and transportation subsidies, and the closure of some government ministries. They come amid soaring inflation and rising poverty. Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at December 26, 2023 06:16 PM (9aVck) 76
So now O'Keefe can't go full Pentagon Papers on the Gray Lady?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 26, 2023 06:16 PM (HFJUU) 77
Ummm, they won you know.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2023 06:10 PM (RIvkX) After we walked off the field in the fourth quarter and ahead by 11 points. Posted by: GWB at December 26, 2023 06:16 PM (sSx7k) 78
NaCly - reply re American Kestrel willpower
Posted by: Teej at December 26, 2023 06:17 PM (spJU8) 79
56 $17?
So In-n-Out is right out. Heck the taco trucks are out. Posted by: Anna Puma at December 26, 2023 06:11 PM (HFJUU) Actually, most Taco Trucks are self owned businesses... LLCs... so they are still OK as they don't pay themselves a salary. They will raise prices soon though... Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2023 06:17 PM (xaFKb) 80
And don't forget Cali is waving any paper proof before Achmed and Jose can use medical care.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 26, 2023 06:15 PM (HFJUU) === That's right. 700,000 new "residents" are eligible next week for Medi-Cal. Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2023 06:17 PM (RIvkX) 81
67 I wish Israel could take out the Iranian moles working in our Government.
That would just leave the Chinese ones... Posted by: Anna Puma at December 26, 2023 06:14 PM (HFJUU) Same guys. So that would leave... Rand Paul, maybe? Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 26, 2023 06:17 PM (di6C2) 82
Vaporizing Muslim terrorists could raise a stench.
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 26, 2023 06:17 PM (x42Y3) 83
If an unfriendly pitbull violated my fenced-in property line and began terrorizing my pets or my even neighbor's pets, there is no question what would happen.
The magpies would be eating gourmet fare for several days. Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 26, 2023 06:17 PM (J3ryZ) 84
I am trying to think of a downside...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 26, 2023 06:18 PM (di6C2) 85
Teej
Saw it. I asked that you update me with your new email, please. Hope you are well and not creeping around. Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2023 06:18 PM (u82oZ) 86
More please.
Posted by: Java Joe at December 26, 2023 06:19 PM (WaLgG) 87
Hitting these faceless proxies in meaningless including to Iran. They have dozens to pick from and don't give a damn what happens to them.
Until Biden starts hitting Iran directly this is just a distraction. Posted by: JackStraw at December 26, 2023 06:19 PM (ZLI7S) 88
San Franpsycho
Health care providers will leave the public system, and set up bespoke medicine. The great unwashed will be ill-served by this. Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2023 06:19 PM (u82oZ) 89
After we walked off the field in the fourth quarter and ahead by 11 points.
Posted by: GWB at December 26, 2023 06:16 PM (sSx7k) === Point granted, but it wasn't a victory Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2023 06:19 PM (RIvkX) 90
Now, let's not blow anything up out of proportion...
Posted by: buzzsawmonkey at December 26, 2023 06:19 PM (tbSPP) 91
73 68 Manhattan federal judge rules that Prosecutors have free reign to read all of the docs the FBI seized from James O'keefe on behalf of the NYT.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 26, 2023 06:14 PM (NYzgN) Keywords here... Manhattan Federal Judge Posted by: It's me donna at December 26, 2023 06:15 PM (n2vyf) Kritarchy, rule by Judges. They are making up their own rules as they go. It was just a couple of years ago when to prove Libel, they had to prove you were specifically targeting them out of malice, not just an erroneous attack... Now, we have $50 million dollar Judgements against multiple Republicans... for attacks that are not even disproven, let alone done out of personal malice. Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2023 06:20 PM (xaFKb) 92
The great unwashed will be ill-served by this.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2023 06:19 PM (u82oZ) === It will be something Gavin can crow about on the campaign trail because it plays to his non-taxpaying base. Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2023 06:21 PM (RIvkX) 93
Ya know, the career path for Quds Force leaderships leaves a lot to be desired. But there always seems to be room at the top. For a short while.
The Iranians should thank the Israelis for keeping their pension budget low. Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2023 06:21 PM (u82oZ) 94
4 After a briefing on the attack, Biden "directed strikes against three locations utilized by Kataib Hezbollah and affiliated groups focused specifically on unmanned aerial drone activities," Watson said.
----------- So used car lot, 7-11 and camel trading post. Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 26, 2023 12:20 PM (++4z6) ---- It's December so 7-12. Also may have been a dromedary trading post. Posted by: WaPo Fact Checker Extraordinaire - Please try and keep up! at December 26, 2023 06:22 PM (qfLjt) 95
Until Biden starts hitting Iran directly this is just a distraction.
So it will always be a distraction. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 26, 2023 06:22 PM (dZVON) 96
Iran finally attacked directly (Indian ship).
India (nuke power IIRC) can do anything they want to Iran now. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 26, 2023 06:22 PM (66s2O) 97
Modern 🇮🇱 Talmud (FREE THE HOSTAGES) @ModernTalmud
4h “The IDF are white male european colonizers” http://tinyurl.com/mrx53c2m [IDF hotties photo] Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 26, 2023 06:22 PM (2yu8s) 98
Israel is uncowed, but is still chewing Iran's Quds...
Posted by: buzzsawmonkey at December 26, 2023 06:22 PM (tbSPP) Posted by: Archer at December 26, 2023 06:22 PM (gmo/4) 100
Willowed not willpower
Posted by: Teej at December 26, 2023 06:23 PM (spJU8) 101
The great unwashed will be ill-served by this.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2023 06:19 PM (u82oZ) ----- My wife and I live in a small town in AZ. 34K people. The quality of our health care is far better than we got in our city of 400K in CA. Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 26, 2023 06:23 PM (tT6L1) 102
General FAFO....check !!! next...
remember ..."anyone involved with 10/7 you're tickets been punched.... Posted by: qmark at December 26, 2023 06:23 PM (+t9Oi) 103
Also may have been a dromedary trading post.
Posted by: WaPo Fact Checker Extraordinaire - Please try and keep up! at December 26, 2023 06:22 PM (qfLjt) You get camel milk from dromedairies. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2023 06:24 PM (tkR6S) 104
102 General FAFO....check !!! next...
remember ..."anyone involved with 10/7 you're tickets been punched.... Posted by: qmark at December 26, 2023 06:23 PM (+t9Oi) Israel is got about that Posted by: It's me donna at December 26, 2023 06:24 PM (n2vyf) 105
There are, currently, several / many Iranian operatives in the highest levels of FedGov.
State Department Defense Department Various "outreach" etc. Some... have been "relieved" of their duties. Not canned. FedGov is totally compromised by alien actors. Earthly "aliens" not Star Trek aliens. In case you were wondering. Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 26, 2023 06:24 PM (Q4IgG) 106
97 Modern 🇮🇱 Talmud (FREE THE HOSTAGES) @ModernTalmud
4h “The IDF are white male european colonizers” http://tinyurl.com/mrx53c2m [IDF hotties photo] Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 26, 2023 06:22 PM (2yu8s) Sick burn by MT. Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 26, 2023 06:24 PM (di6C2) 107
Ya know, the career path for Quds Force leaderships leaves a lot to be desired. But there always seems to be room at the top. For a short while.
The Iranians should thank the Israelis for keeping their pension budget low. Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2023 06:21 PM (u82oZ) --- The only way to reach the top of such an organization is to be an absolutely ruthless, determined, amoral bastard. The more of these people eliminated by Israel, the better off planet Earth becomes. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 26, 2023 06:24 PM (BpYfr) 108
http://tinyurl.com/mrx53c2m
=== I love photos like this that put the lie to the "apartheid" charge. Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2023 06:25 PM (RIvkX) 109
“The IDF are white male european colonizers”
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 26, 2023 06:22 PM (2yu8s) Yeah, but Jesus was a brown Asian Palestinian. So... something. Posted by: GWB at December 26, 2023 06:25 PM (sSx7k) 110
San Franpsycho
Isn't Gavin into his 20th year of his 10 year plan to solve homelessness? He fails with a consistency only Commie governance can provide. Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2023 06:25 PM (u82oZ) 111
Someone needs to tell Iran that Israel already did the calculus before they axed this guy, so nothing you have to say will surprise them, and probably nothing you can do either.
Biden on the other hand you can push around all you want. Posted by: TexasDan at December 26, 2023 06:25 PM (X7yt5) 112
""The United States will act at a time and in a manner of our choosing should these attacks continue," she concluded."
You should have stopped them a long time ago, bitch. Instead you waited until people were injured and now one is critical. That's on you and President Shitmypants, you cowardly Iran loving whore-wench. Posted by: Marcus T at December 26, 2023 06:25 PM (XYrRT) 113
Argentina’s new president lays off 5,000 government employees
http://ow.ly/3Cb91056W9g\ He has to severely cut government business regulations to near zero to make this all work; you have to get the investment community back into Argentina and they have to have some hope to get a return on taking a chance on his administration - it isn't just about tying your hopes to the dollar and cutting the number of government agencies and workers - if taxes and regulations disappear, then all these unemployed government imbeciles will have to apply and get a low level skilled job to match their idiocy. Then, maybe the Argentine economy rebounds. Posted by: Boswell at December 26, 2023 06:26 PM (K+UlC) 114
ProtonMail addy still good.
I really hope American Kestrel is doing okay. Posted by: Teej at December 26, 2023 06:26 PM (spJU8) 115
When we kill Hamas or Iran terror generals "they" tell us we are just making more terrorists. But when they kill us, they tell us we must submit and give them more aid.
Maybe "we" need to make them fear us More? But we would need a government on "the people's" side, to accomplish that. Posted by: illiniwek at December 26, 2023 06:26 PM (Cus5s) 116
"Biden orders strikes against Iran-backed militias after attack on U.S. troops" AFTER 105 ATTACKS! Funny that the MSM fails to report that there have been over 105 attacks on our military bases since October 7th. Posted by: redridinghood at December 26, 2023 06:27 PM (NpAcC) 117
Actually, most Taco Trucks are self owned businesses... LLCs... so they are still OK as they don't pay themselves a salary.
Posted by: Romeo13 Actually, most owners pay themselves a salary. The profits are "deemed" to have flowed to them. So many take a salary and then at year end issue a payroll with no net and the tax withheld to the gov't based on anticipated income. Otherwise, they can cut a check but that is considered a distribution. Not a tax accountant but I believe the latter effects tax calculation if you sell the company. Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at December 26, 2023 06:27 PM (b8J4P) 118
Iran finally attacked directly (Indian ship).
India (nuke power IIRC) can do anything they want to Iran now. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 26, 2023 06:22 PM (66s2O) --- Yep. Things are about to get sporty over there as Iran takes on other nation states that are far larger and better equipped than they are. India isn't as powerful militarily as the United States, but they are not to be trifled with, either. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 26, 2023 06:27 PM (BpYfr) 119
"Perfessor" Squirrel
I agree, but there needs to be more smiting. A lot more. I've been saying for 30 years that eliminating electrical power generation in Iran is a mission kill. But so far, nothing. Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2023 06:27 PM (u82oZ) 120
Boy, the Hamas and Hezbollah help wanted ads must be a few pages by now. Amirite?
Posted by: Marcus T at December 26, 2023 06:27 PM (XYrRT) 121
Yeah, but Jesus was a brown Asian Palestinian. So... something.
Posted by: GWB at December 26, 2023 06:25 PM (sSx7k) For grammie: http://tinyurl.com/4up6p93a or http://tinyurl.com/y5yha22f Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 26, 2023 06:27 PM (di6C2) 122
Boy, the Hamas and Hezbollah help wanted ads must be a few pages by now. Amirite?
Posted by: Marcus T at December 26, 2023 06:27 PM (XYrRT) They've taken over Indeed. Posted by: Archer at December 26, 2023 06:28 PM (gmo/4) 123
Iran is warning Israel that it will "pay the price."
____________ Oooh. Big talk. What are they going to do, finance terrorism? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 26, 2023 06:28 PM (MZImN) 124
I've been saying for 30 years that eliminating electrical power generation in Iran is a mission kill.
But so far, nothing. Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2023 06:27 PM (u82oZ) Power plants, water plants, sewage plants, bridges, Rail Roads, Dams... If they want to act like 7th Century barbarians, they can live as such. Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2023 06:28 PM (xaFKb) 125
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Jews never pay retail. Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 26, 2023 06:06 PM (di6C2) ---- Oldtime radio. Woman buying a furcoat wholesale. Something about 'feel the poch'. Anyone remember that one? Name? It was funny. I don't think it was by 'You Don't Have To Be Jewish'. Posted by: Ciampino - wanted my furcoat on August 15 (Rome) at December 26, 2023 06:28 PM (qfLjt) 126
Time and place of our choosing translates into at no time are we choosing. 100+ attacks and the government hasn't done shit
Posted by: Ben Had at December 26, 2023 06:28 PM (PKEqY) 127
Funny how these Austere Religious Scholars have the same last words: And the prophet said...hey what's thar? HOLY SHEE....! (BOOM!!!!!)
Posted by: Minuteman at December 26, 2023 06:28 PM (LaNzR) Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2023 06:29 PM (u82oZ) 129
123 Iran is warning Israel that it will "pay the price."
____________ Oooh. Big talk. What are they going to do, finance terrorism? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 26, 2023 06:28 PM (MZImN) How much? Posted by: Biden getting out the US Check Book at December 26, 2023 06:29 PM (xaFKb) 130
Tehran described Mousavi as one of the most experienced Iranian officials in Syria.
______________ On the bright side, he's now quit smoking. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 26, 2023 06:29 PM (MZImN) 131
47 Biden will not do a damn thing.
Posted by: vic at December 26, 2023 06:10 PM (A5THL) The Taliban, Iran, Putin, Chinese balloon force generals, an enraged Israel, the Houthis, and others laugh at threats from Decrepit Joe, Blinken, Sullivan, and Austin. Posted by: Gref at December 26, 2023 06:29 PM (5fDan) 132
After a briefing on the attack, Biden "directed strikes against three locations...
--- no one believes this Posted by: Don Black at December 26, 2023 06:11 PM (geLO ... It's like when they choose the dali lama by putting out objects in front of a baby and seeing what he does. They have an interpreter who reads Biden's intestinal activity. Posted by: TexasDan at December 26, 2023 06:29 PM (X7yt5) 133
126 Time and place of our choosing translates into at no time are we choosing. 100+ attacks and the government hasn't done shit
Posted by: Ben Had at December 26, 2023 06:28 PM (PKEqY) Molding opinion by control of information. Hell, I wonder what would happen if they DID report honestly. Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 26, 2023 06:29 PM (di6C2) 134
On the bright side, he's now quit smoking.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 26, 2023 06:29 PM (MZImN) And he smells better. Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 26, 2023 06:30 PM (di6C2) 135
They already have... $17 for two 1/4 pounders and a large fry.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2023 06:10 PM (xaFKb) Ha! Luxury! When I was a lad we paid 17 pence for a dead mouse between two pieces of tar paper, with a side of wet gravel, and we were glad to get it! Posted by: A Yorkshireman at December 26, 2023 06:30 PM (yWvc2) Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2023 06:30 PM (JK+2s) 137
Time and place of our choosing translates into at no time are we choosing. 100+ attacks and the government hasn't done shit
Posted by: Ben Had at December 26, 2023 06:28 PM (PKEqY) _______________ Tell Biden/ Austin that Iran misgendered our troops. That should do it. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 26, 2023 06:30 PM (MZImN) 138
>>>You get camel milk from dromedairies.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon >But will we get delicious jam from cameltoes? Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 26, 2023 06:30 PM (J3ryZ) 139
I've seen NO reports about what the biden ordered ( yeah right LOL ) actually hit? Of if they killed anyone. Or just blew up a worthless outhouse or shack
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 26, 2023 06:30 PM (PQ4m2) 140
Tehran described Mousavi as one of the most experienced Iranian officials in Syria.
He's now also one of the most crispy. Posted by: Archer at December 26, 2023 06:31 PM (gmo/4) 141
It's like when they choose the dali lama by putting out objects in front of a baby and seeing what he does. They have an interpreter who reads Biden's intestinal activity.
Posted by: TexasDan at December 26, 2023 06:29 PM (X7yt5) ___________ Now THERE'S a great job. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 26, 2023 06:31 PM (MZImN) 142
Does Biden actually order anything or do others do the ordering in his name?
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 26, 2023 06:32 PM (x42Y3) 143
Hey, Mousavi, pull yourself together!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 26, 2023 06:32 PM (MZImN) 144
NGU, true. At least last time they claimed an ammo storage site.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 26, 2023 06:33 PM (PKEqY) 145
I've seen NO reports about what the biden ordered ( yeah right LOL ) actually hit? Of if they killed anyone. Or just blew up a worthless outhouse or shack
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 26, 2023 06:30 PM (PQ4m2) _______________ That jungle gym will never the same. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 26, 2023 06:33 PM (MZImN) 146
Does Biden actually order anything or do others do the ordering in his name?
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 26, 2023 06:32 PM (x42Y3) I'll give ya 2 guesses, but you will only need one Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 26, 2023 06:33 PM (PQ4m2) Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 26, 2023 06:33 PM (Q4IgG) Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2023 06:34 PM (JK+2s) 149
The booger eaters will generally try to send an RPG our way or engage in small arms fire. That's just another day ending in "y" for most FOB's. But they've been engaging in longer range indirect fire with bigger warheads in most of the recent attacks. That kind of stuff has generally called for a counter attack if you can locate the launch point. Biden and his crew have modified the ROE so that most of those responses now require higher level authorization which isn't coming until they wake up Mr Gropey-Dope and tell him he should.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 26, 2023 06:34 PM (XYrRT) 150
>Does Biden actually order anything or do others do the ordering in his name?
Posted by: Northernlurker --- others do the ordering in his name Posted by: Don Black at December 26, 2023 06:35 PM (geLO8) 151
They have an interpreter who reads Biden's intestinal activity.
Posted by: TexasDan at December 26, 2023 06:29 PM (X7yt5) --- Nah, no way the Junta does this. Mainly because they'd probably get something right once in a while.... Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 26, 2023 06:35 PM (tT6L1) 152
Thanks NaCly! That's a relief.
I was planning a trip and then a coyote took out my radiator and A/C cooler. Just the parts cost me almost $500. There went that trip. Posted by: Teej at December 26, 2023 06:35 PM (spJU8) 153
It's like when they choose the dali lama by putting out objects in front of a baby and seeing what he does. They have an interpreter who reads Biden's intestinal activity.
Posted by: TexasDan at December 26, 2023 06:29 PM (X7yt5) ___________ Now THERE'S a great job. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara Like reading tea leaves,but it is shit smudges in an adult diaper. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 26, 2023 06:36 PM (cOq4q) 154
ROE so that most of those responses now require higher level authorization which isn't coming until they wake up Mr Gropey-Dope and tell him he should.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 26, 2023 06:34 PM (XYrRT) ---- Wasn't there a report which indicated this is why the Kabul suicide bomber succeeded? Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 26, 2023 06:36 PM (tT6L1) 155
BNO News @BNONews 2h
U.S. military shoots down 12 drones and 5 missiles near Yemen as Houthi attacks continue Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 26, 2023 06:37 PM (2yu8s) 156
One stinky barbarian, probably living the fat cat life on our dime (thanks Obama, thanks Biden) gotted blowden ups, YEH!
One burkaded woman: "You have lovely children." The other burkaded woman: "Yes, but they blow up so quickly!" Ahmed: "Now pay attention as I'm only going to do this once. This is how a homicide vest works." [apologies for old humor] Posted by: Ciampino - Mohammedans? Unwanted? Spray them with Paraquat? at December 26, 2023 06:37 PM (qfLjt) 157
So Israel hit him with their seven secret spices, you know the ones that start with Amatol
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 26, 2023 06:37 PM (HFJUU) 158
Hmm, you wonder Iran will do. Maybe Iran will ask its proxy army, Hamas, to attack Israel from Gaza. Oh wait ... well maybe they can get the Houthis to attack shipping. Or tell Hezbollah to shoot some missiles, I wonder if they thought of that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2023 06:37 PM (S6gqv) 159
On the bright side, he's now quit smoking.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 26, 2023 06:29 PM (MZImN) The televised rectal exam indicated he was free of polyps. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 26, 2023 06:37 PM (Gsmsg) 160
fighting iran is about the stupidest idea we have had since invading iraq
Posted by: N at December 26, 2023 06:37 PM (RjBju) 161
148 142-
I doubt he even orders his Depends changes. Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2023 06:34 PM (JK+2s) H8ter!!! Joe works 23 hours a day and no one in the White House can keep up with him! He's always the smartest person in the room and can read his note cards and chew gum at the same time! Posted by: Karine Jean-Pierre at December 26, 2023 06:38 PM (5fDan) 162
Teej
Don't chase a coyote through a field. Leave that to my colorful Texas relatives. You should know this. ;-) Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2023 06:38 PM (u82oZ) 163
The United States will act at a time and in a manner of our choosing should these attacks continue," she concluded."
_________________ Now THERE'S a vapid sentiment. We ALWAYS could act at a time and in a manner of our choosing. Duh. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 26, 2023 06:38 PM (MZImN) 164
N
I disagree. Don't leave cancer alone. Go after it. There are many subtle things we could do, that we are not. Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2023 06:39 PM (u82oZ) 165
Maybe if she had said this after the first lob of rickets back in October, there wouldn't have been another 100. I thought they cured that? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2023 06:39 PM (63Dwl) 166
Of course he does it all by himself, citizen. They don't call him Dynamo Joe for nothing.
Now report to you embarkation station, untermensch. Posted by: Archer at December 26, 2023 06:39 PM (gmo/4) 167
U.S. Central Command @CENTCOM 3h
U.S. assets, to include the USS LABOON (DDG 5 and F/A-18 Super Hornets from the Eisenhower Carrier Strike Group, shot down twelve one-way attack drones, three anti-ship ballistic missiles, and two land attack cruise missiles in the Southern Red Sea that were fired by the Houthis over a 10 hour period which began at approximately 6:30 a.m. (Sanaa time) on December 26. There was no damage to ships in the area or reported injuries. Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 26, 2023 06:40 PM (2yu8s) 168
Now THERE'S a vapid sentiment. We ALWAYS could act at a time and in a manner of our choosing. Duh.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 26, 2023 06:38 PM (MZImN) Nobody would have bought it if she just glowered and said SOON. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 26, 2023 06:40 PM (Gsmsg) 169
149 Posted by: Marcus T at December 26, 2023 06:34 PM (XYrRT)
A story literally older than 9/11.... at least for now US Fobs are not being attacked on the scale old FOB Rustamiyah was back in the day.... wife was there when a contractor who had gotten too complacent get pulped by a Katyusha attack and got nailed by a rocket barrage of ball bearings. The constant attacks eventually play games with some people's minds to the point they become indifferent to the danger. Posted by: sven at December 26, 2023 06:40 PM (X0I7i) 170
Isn't Gavin into his 20th year of his 10 year plan to solve homelessness? He fails with a consistency only Commie governance can provide.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2023 06:25 PM (u82oZ) === His10-year plan was released in 2008. We have a Department of Homeless now. So, a success. Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2023 06:40 PM (RIvkX) 171
if for no other reason than geography fighting iran is stupid
Posted by: N at December 26, 2023 06:40 PM (RjBju) 172
The Junta is hoping Iran activates sleeper cells in the US, causing a mass casualty event which the Junta will use as a pretext to clamp down even more on US citizens.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 26, 2023 06:40 PM (tT6L1) 173
N
There is stuff we can do to make things better. But we do not do them One example: An Iranian ship directs the attacks on Red Sea shipping. Get a Seal Team ready, use widespread jamming, and take that ship. Under US Navy Regulation and the International Law of the Sea, the Iranian crew are pirates, and can be summarily executed. But not before interrogation. We have a dentist that I would like to see lead the way there. After we get all the intel, sink the ship. Most importantly, do not tell the media or anyone else. Let this be our terror attack. No reporters at sea, and less onlookers as shipping avoids the area now. Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2023 06:41 PM (u82oZ) Posted by: It's me donna at December 26, 2023 06:41 PM (n2vyf) 175
Houthis over a 10 hour period which began at approximately 6:30 a.m. (Sanaa time) on December 26. There was no damage to ships in the area or reported injuries.
Posted by: andycanuck And no reprisals from the US DOD to the Houthis scum. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 26, 2023 06:41 PM (66s2O) Posted by: sven at December 26, 2023 06:41 PM (X0I7i) 177
Did the Iranian leader have blue eyes?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 26, 2023 06:41 PM (NYzgN) 178
I always wondered about the 72 virgins thing. If you're in the eternal afterlife, 72 virgins wouldn't stay virginal for very long. Then what do you do for your virgin fix??
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 26, 2023 06:42 PM (DsA2n) 179
Sitting there, making ourselves and then just counting on being able to swat everything down is idiotic.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2023 06:42 PM (S6gqv) 180
I was planning a trip and then a coyote took out my radiator and A/C cooler. Just the parts cost me almost $500. There went that trip. Posted by: Teej Were you driving a Road Runner? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2023 06:42 PM (63Dwl) 181
177 Did the Iranian leader have blue eyes?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 26, 2023 06:41 PM (NYzgN) Blew Posted by: It's me donna at December 26, 2023 06:43 PM (n2vyf) 182
BNO News @BNONews 2h
U.S. military shoots down 12 drones and 5 missiles near Yemen as Houthi attacks continue Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 26, 2023 06:37 PM (2yu8s) U.S. uses missiles that cost $5MM each to shoot down DIY drones and $150,000 1970's technology missiles. Posted by: Archer at December 26, 2023 06:43 PM (gmo/4) 183
stu-mick-o-sucks
Are their dicks so small they need virgins? Vienna Sausage down the hallway with normal women? Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2023 06:43 PM (u82oZ) Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 26, 2023 06:43 PM (dZVON) 185
N
There is stuff we can do to make things better. But we do not do them One example: An Iranian ship directs the attacks on Red Sea shipping. Get a Seal Team ready, use widespread jamming, and take that ship. Under US Navy Regulation and the International Law of the Sea, the Iranian crew are pirates, and can be summarily executed. But not before interrogation. We have a dentist that I would like to see lead the way there. After we get all the intel, sink the ship. Most importantly, do not tell the media or anyone else. Let this be our terror attack. No reporters at sea, and less onlookers as shipping avoids the area now. we are not supposed to be protecting non flaggged ships as far as regs go. it is a big country that is way more sophisticated than afghanistan or iraq, it was not in our interest to go to war with iran before hamas went onto Israel, its not now. Posted by: N at December 26, 2023 06:44 PM (RjBju) 186
When I take coyotes, at least on purpose, I ain't chasin' em.
It's either happenstance in the woods while after bushytails or they're coming to me. This one flat out committed suicide at O-dark-thirty on my way to work. Came out of a field at close to full bore right after I got up to 65. Posted by: Teej at December 26, 2023 06:45 PM (spJU8) 187
I always wondered about the 72 virgins thing. If you're in the eternal afterlife, 72 virgins wouldn't stay virginal for very long. Then what do you do for your virgin fix??
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks Magic hymenoplasty has entered the chat. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 26, 2023 06:45 PM (66s2O) Posted by: Archer at December 26, 2023 06:45 PM (gmo/4) 189
Sitting there, making ourselves and then just counting on being able to swat everything down is idiotic.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2023 06:42 PM (S6gqv) ---- My thoughts too. With our capabilities it should be possible to track and destroy. But, I'm sure the ROE is so restrictive, a commander would probably be court marshaled if he tried to be aggressive. Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 26, 2023 06:45 PM (tT6L1) 190
After we get all the intel, sink the ship.
Most importantly, do not tell the media or anyone else. Let this be our terror attack. No reporters at sea, and less onlookers as shipping avoids the area now. Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2023 06:41 PM (u82oZ) --- Before the ship is sunk, use it to attack Iranian shipping... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 26, 2023 06:45 PM (BpYfr) 191
U.S. Central Command @CENTCOM 3h
U.S. assets, to include the USS LABOON (DDG 5 and F/A-18 Super Hornets from the Eisenhower Carrier Strike Group, . . . . Remember when disposition of assets and units, and actions taken, were classified? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2023 06:45 PM (qoGsy) 192
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Fool. Fighting piracy was in the USN DNA. We have failure ops now. But we could change that with will. An ROE can be changed, and should for piracy. Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2023 06:46 PM (u82oZ) 193
I am very seriously thinking about getting a team of greyhounds together to kill coyotes....
it is a funny thing. https://youtu.be/Q8Egu5pLTOs?si=xuqVSiby15YAxdjy Posted by: sven at December 26, 2023 06:46 PM (X0I7i) Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2023 06:46 PM (u82oZ) Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2023 06:48 PM (u82oZ) 196
http://tinyurl.com/2naatupz
20 Tweets from Bad Blue Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2023 06:48 PM (fwDg9) 197
'Doctors Against Genocide' scraps event at Holocaust Museum, apologizes after uproar: 'Misunderstanding'
https://is.gd/u2mv6o Posted by: Ciampino - More business for you, idiots at December 26, 2023 06:49 PM (qfLjt) 198
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Fool. Fighting piracy was in the USN DNA. We have failure ops now. But we could change that with will. An ROE can be changed, and should for piracy. Posted by: NaCly watch your fuckin mouth when the iraninans were going after saudi tankers we made the saudis reflag before we would give Navy protection for the tankers. do you think it never occurred to anybody to think about going after iran before? have you never even read about how hard it would have been to rescue the hostages just because of geography? Posted by: N at December 26, 2023 06:49 PM (RjBju) 199
"Perfessor" Squirrel
Why we have a submarine force. Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2023 06:46 PM (u82oZ) --- I just like the idea of covertly seizing Iranian assets and using them against Iran. Start sending messages in Farsi broadcasting that the ship has decided to defect from Iran. Sow confusion. Maybe make it seem like it's been seized by Somali pirates or something. THEN sink the ship when it's caused enough damage on Iranian assets (either at sea or on land). Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 26, 2023 06:49 PM (BpYfr) 200
Thank you for the link, Skip.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2023 06:49 PM (u82oZ) 201
https://is.gd/u2mv6o
Posted by: Ciampino - More business for you, idiots at December 26, 2023 06:49 PM (qfLjt) ---- Should have held the meeting in front of an abortion clinic. Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 26, 2023 06:50 PM (tT6L1) 202
Emanuel (Mannie) Fabian
@manniefabian Dec 24 The IDF reveals a large Hamas tunnel network in northern Gaza’s Jabaliya camp, where the bodies of five Israeli hostages were recovered earlier this month. Troops of the 551st Brigade and Military Intelligence’s Unit 504 led the operation to retrieve the bodies of soldiers Warrant Officer Ziv Dado, Cpl. Nik Beizer and Sgt. Ron Sherman, and civilians Elia Toledano and Eden Zacharia. The IDF had intelligence of two bodies of hostages being in the Jabaliya camp area, and located tunnel shafts during their scans. The shafts, investigated by troops, including the elite Yahalom combat engineering unit, revealed a massive tunnel network with two levels and an elevator heading down dozens of meters to a large hall and command center. The IDF says the network had many branches used by Hamas to fight, including some tunnels going underneath a nearby school and hospital. One of the shafts led to the home of the former commander of Hamas’s northern Gaza brigade, Ahmed Ghandour, who was killed in an Israeli airstrike. The entire network was around a square kilometer in size. Weapons and infrastructure used to manufacture weapons were also found Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 26, 2023 06:51 PM (2yu8s) 203
always wondered about the 72 virgins thing. If you're in the eternal afterlife, 72 virgins wouldn't stay virginal for very long. Then what do you do for your virgin fix??
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks Wouldn't they also need some wholesale? Posted by: Northernlurker at December 26, 2023 06:51 PM (x42Y3) 204
198 Posted by: N at December 26, 2023 06:49 PM (RjBju)
Yup Iran is the hidden superpower of the planet! //Val Jar Posted by: sven at December 26, 2023 06:52 PM (X0I7i) 205
"Perfessor" Squirrel
Why we have a submarine force. Posted by: NaCly With the captains on our subs they'll ram them. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 26, 2023 06:53 PM (66s2O) 206
"Posted by: sven at December 26, 2023 06:40 PM (X0I7i)"
There are still small arms attacks just about every eeek in major spots like the Green Zone. People just don't hear about them. This latest crap has been an escalation on an increasing cadence. They ignore this at their peril. Posted by: Marcus T at December 26, 2023 06:53 PM (kmK04) 207
Wouldn't they also need some wholesale?
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 26, 2023 06:51 PM (x42Y3) Whores Posted by: Northernlurker at December 26, 2023 06:53 PM (x42Y3) 208
Weapons and infrastructure used to manufacture weapons were also found
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 26, 2023 06:51 PM (2yu8s) They should now pack those tunnels chock-full with AnFo and set it off. Make a kilometer-square crater a hundred meters deep. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2023 06:54 PM (tkR6S) 209
198 Posted by: N at December 26, 2023 06:49 PM (RjBju)
Yup Iran is the hidden superpower of the planet! //Val Jar Posted by: sven not saying that, but as iraq and afghanistans show even third world, stone age goat fuckrs are not easily forced to do anything. iran is much more intel based for capabilities than kinetic / hardware. Posted by: N at December 26, 2023 06:54 PM (RjBju) Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2023 06:55 PM (u82oZ) 211
There are still small arms attacks just about every eeek in major spots like the Green Zone. People just don't hear about them. This latest crap has been an escalation on an increasing cadence. They ignore this at their peril.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 26, 2023 06:53 PM (kmK04) ---- One of the bases will be overrun and the Junta will see it as an excuse to turn tail and run. Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 26, 2023 06:55 PM (tT6L1) 212
I'm so old I remember when Iran fought the unconquerable Iraq military of years to an absolute standstill.
It wouldn't take invading Iran. Shut down their oil production capability and the war would end quickly. Sitting back and doing nothing other than hitting a few proxies after they hit us is a losing strategy. Posted by: JackStraw at December 26, 2023 06:55 PM (ZLI7S) 213
206 Posted by: Marcus T at December 26, 2023 06:53 PM (kmK04)
It's almost as though the media puts its finger on the scale in how they report on things based on which party is in residence at 1600 Penn Ave. Posted by: sven at December 26, 2023 06:55 PM (X0I7i) 214
USN submarines hit seamounts. Our surface ships on the other hand ...
Posted by: NaCly Point taken. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 26, 2023 06:56 PM (66s2O) 215
USN submarines hit seamounts. Our surface ships on the other hand ...
Posted by: N run aground in hi Posted by: N at December 26, 2023 06:56 PM (RjBju) 216
You get camel milk from dromedairies.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2023 06:24 PM (tkR6S) ---- and air delivery by dronedairies. Posted by: Ciampino - More business for you, idiots! at December 26, 2023 06:57 PM (qfLjt) 217
Sitting back and doing nothing other than hitting a few proxies after they hit us is a losing strategy.
Posted by: JackStraw What more can we expect from our ruling junta? Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 26, 2023 06:57 PM (66s2O) 218
" Auferre, trucidare, rapere, falsis nominibus imperium; atque, ubi solitudinem faciunt, pacem appellant."
It worked for the Romans. For a while. Then they let barbarians cross the border to stay. Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2023 06:57 PM (u82oZ) 219
209 Posted by: N at December 26, 2023 06:54 PM (RjBju)
Part of the problem is the United States has an infantile need to not do what works. Economic warfare with targeted operations against Iranian economic interests in punitive expeditions would teach the region some needed lessons and remind people that globalism exists only at the American people's sufferance and insistence. Posted by: sven at December 26, 2023 06:57 PM (X0I7i) 220
Chinese chess champion is STRIPPED of title and has prize money confiscated after victory celebration ended with him DEFECATING in a hotel bath - as he also faces claims he cheated by using anal beads
The association was also forced to address rumours circulating online that Yan had cheated during the competition by using anal beads equipped with wireless transmitters to send and receive signals. Yan allegedly clenched and unclenched rhythmically to communicate information about the chess board via code to a computer, which then sent back instructions on what moves to make in the form of vibrations, according to reports circulating on the Chinese social site Weibo. Posted by: SMOD at December 26, 2023 06:58 PM (RovqD) Posted by: JackStraw at December 26, 2023 06:58 PM (ZLI7S) 222
221 Posted by: JackStraw at December 26, 2023 06:58 PM (ZLI7S)
Potemkin raids where we telegraph our intentions to not anger the Iranians. Posted by: sven at December 26, 2023 06:59 PM (X0I7i) 223
'Doctors Against Genocide' scraps event at Holocaust Museum, apologizes after uproar: 'Misunderstanding'
Has Orthopedists Against Flaying People Alive chimed in on the controversy? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 26, 2023 07:00 PM (Gsmsg) 224
Yan allegedly clenched and unclenched rhythmically to communicate information about the chess board via code to a computer, which then sent back instructions on what moves to make in the form of vibrations, according to reports circulating on the Chinese social site Weibo.
Posted by: SMOD at December 26, 2023 06:58 PM (RovqD) That's a queer way to play chess! Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2023 07:00 PM (tkR6S) 225
instructions on what moves to make in the form of vibrations, according to reports circulating on the Chinese social site Weibo.
Posted by: SMOD at December 26, 2023 06:58 PM (RovqD) ----- Gives "pulling the answer out of your ass" a whole new meaning. Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 26, 2023 07:00 PM (tT6L1) 226
If we don't change the dynamic soon all of this will be academic.
>>Iran ramps up production of highly enriched uranium, nearing weapons' grade levels http://tinyurl.com/yazjtd7u Once Iran has nukes everything changes. Posted by: JackStraw at December 26, 2023 07:01 PM (ZLI7S) 227
224 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2023 07:00 PM (tkR6S)
WE ARE HIRING! //US Army and Naval Intelligence Services Posted by: sven at December 26, 2023 07:01 PM (X0I7i) 228
Yan allegedly clenched and unclenched rhythmically to communicate information about the chess board via code to a computer, which then sent back instructions on what moves to make in the form of vibrations
D O N T F O R G E T T O D R I N K Y O U R O V A L T I N E Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 26, 2023 07:02 PM (Gsmsg) 229
@ 192: yeah, NaCly, will is the all-important first ingredient
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at December 26, 2023 07:02 PM (kc18b) 230
226 Posted by: JackStraw at December 26, 2023 07:01 PM (ZLI7S)
I said here way back during election 04 that the US left would not rest until we ate a nuke. Posted by: sven at December 26, 2023 07:02 PM (X0I7i) 231
These top IRGC officers seem to have a propensity to rendezvous with falling explosive devices.
Caution says you should steer clear of these IRGC officers as they are explosive magnets. Posted by: SMOD at December 26, 2023 07:02 PM (RovqD) 232
Gives "pulling the answer out of your ass" a whole new meaning.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 26, 2023 07:00 PM (tT6L1) The hardware is known as a smellular phone. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2023 07:03 PM (tkR6S) 233
N
You are showing your ignorance. And do not tell me to shut up if you get an answer that is more informed than your drivel. The reflagging was under NCSO doctrine. We do not now have the surface escort we had them. Our force structure is inadequate for that. Convoys would work, but is much more expensive, in a just-in-time logistics world, than direct action against the launchers and leaders of the launchers. Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2023 07:03 PM (u82oZ) Posted by: Yan the man at December 26, 2023 07:03 PM (63Dwl) 235
ZOD IMPERIAL.
Posted by: ZOD at December 26, 2023 07:03 PM (5HQE5) 236
It wouldn't take invading Iran. Shut down their oil production capability and the war would end quickly. Sitting back and doing nothing other than hitting a few proxies after they hit us is a losing strategy.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 26, 2023 06:55 PM (ZLI7S) ------------ [To reprise my comment in an earlier thread:] "Leading From Behind 2: Show Your Ass Boogaloo." Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at December 26, 2023 07:04 PM (uVThL) 237
Send Jimmah Cahtah to Tehran to settle things. Get him close to the Ayatollah and teach him to keep pushing that button on his wheelchair. Posted by: Auspex at December 26, 2023 07:04 PM (6ZtAH) Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2023 07:04 PM (u82oZ) 239
Send Jimmah Cahtah to Tehran to settle things.
Get him close to the Ayatollah and teach him to keep pushing that button on his wheelchair. Posted by: Auspex at December 26, 2023 07:04 PM (6ZtAH) -------------- Send James Taylor with him to sing "Fire and Rain." Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at December 26, 2023 07:05 PM (uVThL) Posted by: James Taylor at December 26, 2023 07:05 PM (Gsmsg) 241
Hi ZOD. How goes the virgin chicken sacrifice biz?
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 26, 2023 07:05 PM (tT6L1) 242
Wouldn't put it past some of Barky's minions to want Iran to nuke somewhere
Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2023 07:06 PM (fwDg9) 243
Now which Clancy book was that where the Iranian muckety mullah was watching a Jack Ryan speech, the tv switched to show his palace, and then, boom? Palace gone.
Ryan Doctrine. Posted by: Teej at December 26, 2023 07:07 PM (spJU8) 244
Gives "pulling the answer out of your ass" a whole new meaning.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 26, 2023 07:00 PM (tT6L1) The hardware is known as a smellular phone. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2023 07:03 PM (tkR6S) -------------- Old & Busted: AI ChatBots. New Hotness: AI ScatBots. Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at December 26, 2023 07:07 PM (uVThL) 245
>>the Zionist regime's frustration and weakness in the region By league rules: Zionists 3, Durkas 0. By house rules: Zionists 5, Durkas .5 ZOD takes Israel, moneyline. There's *somethin' up in them thar hills...* (ambles away, whistling) Posted by: ZOD at December 26, 2023 07:07 PM (5HQE5) 246
242 Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2023 07:06 PM (fwDg9)
Predates Urkle there are plenty of "career" types in Foggy Bottom who feel constant shame that our nation is the only one to ever use a nuke in anger. Posted by: sven at December 26, 2023 07:08 PM (X0I7i) 247
Do they get more austere after they're blowed up?
Posted by: DaveA Smengee at December 26, 2023 07:08 PM (FhXTo) 248
ZOD
We need you to help interrogate some people. Going full Aztec on top of a pyramid would get the second guy to talk. Get a coach to send you in. Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2023 07:08 PM (u82oZ) 249
Everybody knows what needs to be done with Iran.
Nobody wants to do it since 1979, except Saddam. He may have been nuts, but he sacked up. Our "leaders" couldn't carry Saddam's jockstrap. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 26, 2023 07:08 PM (R/m4+) 250
That ain't how you play chess.
Posted by: Zombie Bobby Fischer at December 26, 2023 07:09 PM (4I/2K) 251
Hey baby, I'm your handy man...
Posted by: James Taylor at December 26, 2023 07:05 PM (Gsmsg) ----------- Hordemind FTW, Cicero! Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at December 26, 2023 07:09 PM (uVThL) 252
Predates Urkle there are plenty of "career" types in Foggy Bottom who feel constant shame that our nation is the only one to ever use a nuke in anger.
Posted by: sven at December 26, 2023 07:08 PM (X0I7i) --- If it makes them feel better we probably won't be the last. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 26, 2023 07:09 PM (BpYfr) 253
I said here way back during election 04 that the US left would not rest until we ate a nuke.
Posted by: sven at December 26, 2023 07:02 PM (X0I7i) What's fun is reading about the Kennedy era, when the military seems to have been so mad at the president for not letting them have a nook war, they let the CIA kill the President for not letting them play with their toys. Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2023 07:10 PM (cV6g7) 254
"Send James Taylor with him to sing "Fire and Rain."
Update the words ... to "I've foreseen nuclear fire, and fallout rain"? Posted by: illiniwek at December 26, 2023 07:10 PM (Cus5s) 255
I can see that, if Obama gets angry enough, he'll get Iran to nuke Israel.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 26, 2023 07:11 PM (J8LnB) 256
Plan B- Send the Iranians a video of Valarie Jarrett tied up and gagged with a gun to her head and a timer next to her. Posted by: Auspex at December 26, 2023 07:12 PM (6ZtAH) 257
>>241 Hi ZOD. How goes the virgin chicken sacrifice biz? Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 26, 2023 07:05 PM (tT6L1)
The coop is sound; I'll acquire chicks next spring. Evidence of Brer Fox testing the perimeter; Canis Zod 2 gleefully rolled in his shit this afternoon during lunch with family. Some say have a rooster as a deterrent, others say they're a PITA. I say I've hosted a large family brunch on the fly, beaten the Aztecs, had the pooch washed, opened the gin locker, and If Mrs. Zod Wants Laying Hens Next Spring, So It Is Written. ZOD. Posted by: ZOD at December 26, 2023 07:12 PM (5HQE5) 258
Everybody knows what needs to be done with Iran.
Nobody wants to do it since 1979, except Saddam. He may have been nuts, but he sacked up. Our "leaders" couldn't carry Saddam's jockstrap. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 26, 2023 07:08 PM (R/m4+) I'm sure there are others who know better than I, but we let the mullahs overthrow the Shah. We've overthrown many governments since then. Why don't we just overthrow the mullahs? Unless our government WANTS the mullahs running the place. Nah, that couldn't be it. Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2023 07:12 PM (cV6g7) 259
Im guessing in a day or two we'll find out Biden just blew up another innocent goat herder and his children,, while claiming it was some iranian terrorist.
Posted by: Rbastid at December 26, 2023 07:13 PM (CpDD4) Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2023 07:14 PM (u82oZ) 261
Nood Cafe.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2023 07:14 PM (u82oZ) 262
Send the Iranians a video of Valarie Jarrett tied up and gagged with a gun to her head and a timer next to her.
Posted by: Auspex Better Plan B: News Flash: Iranian mullahs have agreed to give evidence against Hillary Clinton. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 26, 2023 07:14 PM (66s2O) 263
Im guessing in a day or two we'll find out Biden just blew up another innocent goat herder and his children,, while claiming it was some iranian terrorist.
Posted by: Rbastid at December 26, 2023 07:13 PM (CpDD4) Give them time, they ran out of clean teddy bears and realistic baby dolls. Or dead babies they have to thaw out. Whichever. Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2023 07:15 PM (cV6g7) 264
Juggling Wahabi vs. Shia to the last drop of oil.
Posted by: DaveA at December 26, 2023 07:15 PM (FhXTo) 265
>>Get a coach to send you in.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2023 07:08 PM (u82oZ) "PUT ME IN COACH/I'M READY TO PLAY/TODAY..." (wipes gristle off obsidian blade, tidies hair with pomade, examines leer in mirror, dons neuropathy-friendly KISS boots, mirror-kisses) LOOK AT ME/I CAN BE/CENTERFIELD Posted by: ZOD at December 26, 2023 07:16 PM (5HQE5) 266
" Some say have a rooster as a deterrent, others say they're a PITA."
I had chickens for about 6 years, never a rooster. Don't want to listen to them ... and maybe they would deter some attacks, or just order a few extra hens. I do lose 2-4 chickens a year, not sure a rooster would have mattered. ... Might stop a hawk attack ... not sure. Won't stop coyotes or (I'd guess) bald eagles. Posted by: illiniwek at December 26, 2023 07:16 PM (Cus5s) 267
thx, Skip!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at December 26, 2023 07:18 PM (kc18b) 268
You are showing your ignorance. And do not tell me to shut up if you get an answer that is more informed than your drivel.
The reflagging was under NCSO doctrine. We do not now have the surface escort we had them. Our force structure is inadequate for that. Convoys would work, but is much more expensive, in a just-in-time logistics world, than direct action against the launchers and leaders of the launchers. Posted by: NaCly nobody told you to not say anything they told you to not resort to ad hominem attacks, which is what you were doing. reading is fundamental, do better Posted by: N at December 26, 2023 07:25 PM (RjBju) 269
Nobody would have bought it if she just glowered and said SOON.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 26, 2023 06:40 PM (Gsmsg) ______________ She should have said, "What's that thing up in the sky? Don't worry, Iran, it's probably nothing." Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 26, 2023 07:43 PM (YqDXo) 270
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