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Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 26, 2023 04:12 AM (BLOW1) 2
hiya
Posted by: JT at December 26, 2023 04:14 AM (T4tVD) 3
Hiya Pixy !
Posted by: JT at December 26, 2023 04:17 AM (T4tVD) 4
Hey JT.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 26, 2023 04:17 AM (BLOW1) 5
BOING!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 26, 2023 04:18 AM (ch/kO) 6
Mornin'
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 26, 2023 04:21 AM (sAmhv) 7
Christmas is the busiest day for texting My wife's phone was chirping all day yesterday. She even got a text from son and daughter. The contemporary version of "reach out and touch someone" now means powering your thumbs for 30 seconds. Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 26, 2023 04:32 AM (enJYY) Posted by: Puddleglum at December 26, 2023 04:33 AM (sAmhv) 9
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 26, 2023 04:18 AM (ch/kO)
Just read a "news" article about an IDF strike that supposedly killed 68 people. That number was accepted uncritically, but every Israeli claim was derided as "unverified." I'm starting to get the sense that the world media don't like Israel! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...liberal esthete at December 26, 2023 04:36 AM (gSZYf) 10
No, no. Many more were killed yesterday, thousands. All children. Posted by: Hamas Ministry of Health at December 26, 2023 04:39 AM (enJYY) 11
I guess I am the only one up to go to work.
Posted by: Jamaica at December 26, 2023 05:00 AM (Eeb9P) 12
The way I see it, Hamas started a war and if they want it to stop, they surrender. It's a timeless concept. Otherwise Israel has every right to go house to house removing threats to its existence. The dumb ass countries that contribute money to 'the cause' have blood on their hands, too. Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 26, 2023 05:00 AM (enJYY) 13
The cure for after Christmas blues. A reflection from Guideposts"magazine:
http://tinyurl.com/2y8nyd3k Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 26, 2023 05:24 AM (g3seX) 14
I'm starting to get the sense that the world media don't like Israel!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...liberal esthete at December 26, 2023 04:36 AM (gSZYf) - Gaza should have been 100% flattened by 10/14. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 26, 2023 05:26 AM (ch/kO) 15
Things to fix when setting up a new Windows PC. (Tom's Hardware)
- Been on W10 for about 2 years now. Just applied some of these fixes. Thanks. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 26, 2023 05:27 AM (ch/kO) 16
From the ONT (I was sleeping)
-- 275 I thought Iowa was won by promising the biggest ethanol subsidy. And eating the most corndogs at the most county fairs. OMG! Chris Christie is going to win this one walking away! Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 26, 2023 12:18 AM (yWvc2) ---- I thought it was deep-fried butter? Posted by: Ciampino - Or was that deep-fried ice-cream? at December 26, 2023 05:34 AM (qfLjt) 17
g'mornin', 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at December 26, 2023 05:37 AM (xDK93) 18
Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.
Posted by: olddog in mo at December 26, 2023 05:37 AM (ju2Fy) 19
Evening and morning to all the satellites in space and beyond! 'Tis Boxing Day. I first saw that mentioned in one of the James Bond novels, and thought it meant Britain held special boxing matches as entertainment for the masses during the holiday. (Whaddaya want, I was twelve.) Later I found it was called that because upper-class Britons would box up small gifts -- maybe castoffs, maybe unwanted presents? -- to give to the servants and tenant farmers.
Got to bed late and woke up only a little early. Last night again I locked the kittens and litter box out of the bedroom so they, in the form of big black Stirling, would not wake me at 3 a.m. It worked. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 26, 2023 05:38 AM (omVj0) 20
I was looking forward to this, and was quite irked when Epic snapped it up as an exclusive title, and never got around to buying it.
And now I don't have to. This edition includes the two DLC packs, so you get everything. For free Just an FYI of possible bads news for you. This is the "Spacer's Choice" Edition of the game. I'm pretty sure it released without input from Obsidian and was instead their publisher. And no clue on if they fixed it but it was slammed horribly when they released it and most people said do not buy it and instead just go with the original version. But hey it is free, just giving you some Buyer Beware if it hasn't been fixed. Posted by: buzzion at December 26, 2023 05:38 AM (aRLgQ) 21
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...liberal esthete at December 26, 2023 04:36 AM (gSZYf)
- Can't find the big-boom story here. But I did find this: Report: Israel requested additional Apache helicopters to relieve burden on IAF squadrons - and the US said no. https://www.israelnationalnews.com/news/382567 Keep in mind that Israel has been using AH-64s for about 25 years now. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 26, 2023 05:41 AM (ch/kO) 22
As for Xmas gifts, Miss Linda gave me -- of all things -- a stuffed plush black panther toy! It looks much like Stirling did at six months old, except it has rounded jaguar/leopard ears, but it's well-made an attractive. The real kittens sniffed and bumped it, and Dagny even licked its head for a moment, trying to groom it, before she realized, "This ain't no real cat! Who you tryin' to fool, fool?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 26, 2023 05:41 AM (omVj0) 23
More attacks on our troops gone unanswered. Helicopters denied to Israel and the fuckwad state dept trying to force the PA as the government in Gaza.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 26, 2023 05:42 AM (PKEqY) 24
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 26, 2023 05:41 AM (omVj0)
I think that Miss Linda is creative and has a good sense of humor. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 26, 2023 05:43 AM (RSbhh) 25
Pixy and others, will these hassle eliminators work the same way with Win10? I have an older laptop or two, and MS has them being annoyingly helpful.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 26, 2023 05:45 AM (omVj0) 26
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 26, 2023 05:41 AM (omVj0)
I think that Miss Linda is creative and has a good sense of humor. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 26, 2023 *** Good morning, Fen, I guess she must need said sense of humor to deal with me. Her idea of a good Christmas gift, and I'm not kidding, is for me to take her to the big thrift store near us and let her choose something, shoes, pajamas, etc. If she'd, you know, *told* me that a while ago, we could have done that before 12/25. Anyway, the black leopard, prenamed "Jagger" by the company, is standing on the foot of my bed for now. If I put it out here in the living room, I will glimpse it from the corner of my eye and think it's Stirling or a second black cat, it's just that size. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 26, 2023 05:52 AM (omVj0) 27
G'Day everyone
I should have been up 2 hours ago Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2023 05:53 AM (fwDg9) 28
More attacks on our troops gone unanswered. Helicopters denied to Israel and the fuckwad state dept trying to force the PA as the government in Gaza.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 26, 2023 05:42 AM (PKEqY) - Isn't it funny how it seems that the US is building an alliance with Iran? Think about that for a minute. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 26, 2023 05:55 AM (ch/kO) 29
Biden doesn't use name Jesus in his Christmas message. Gee; What a surprise! Not. I guess his speechwriters are possibly not practicing Christians:
http://tinyurl.com/msmfpmvf Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 26, 2023 05:58 AM (0Lcav) 30
'Tis 50 F. this morning. Got to feed the beasts, change, stretch, and work out. The difference from every workday is that I'm about two hours later than my usual time with that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 26, 2023 06:00 AM (omVj0) 31
It isn't just seemingly, we are actively funding Iran
Thank Barky's minions Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2023 06:02 AM (fwDg9) 32
Another Dem staffrer behaves badly. Kisses Satan statue at Michigan Capitol. Meanwhile another conservative lops of the head of a Satan statue:
http://tinyurl.com/3ycza65h Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 26, 2023 06:03 AM (0Lcav) 33
25 Pixy and others, will these hassle eliminators work the same way with Win10? I have an older laptop or two, and MS has them being annoyingly helpful.
These are mostly Win11. Win10 has its foibles, but not nearly to the same degree. Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 26, 2023 06:04 AM (BLOW1) 34
Biden's Dog, I don't even have to think about for a second. The US policy to support Iran was put in place during the Barky administration at the behest of Merkel. Germany needed the sanctions lifted off their biggest trading partner.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 26, 2023 06:05 AM (PKEqY) 35
"In the name of Satan, I claim the sexy satanic Baphomet goat altar at OUR Michigan Capitol. Amen."
Sorry, Samantha. Your "joke" wasn't funny and claiming things in the name of Satan means you gave him allegiance whether you actually believe in him or not. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 26, 2023 06:06 AM (0Lcav) 36
Yo wut sup
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 26, 2023 06:12 AM (lwOKI) 37
Got to bed late and woke up only a little early. Last night again I locked the kittens and litter box out of the bedroom so they, in the form of big black Stirling, would not wake me at 3 a.m. It worked.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 26, 2023 05:38 AM (omVj0) ==== There will be repercussions. Posted by: Stirling at December 26, 2023 06:15 AM (RIvkX) 38
Fen that's my take too
Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2023 06:15 AM (fwDg9) 39
Did we have all these Satan statues at State capitols before Biden because I don't recall hearing about it?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 26, 2023 06:19 AM (7eRxt) 40
Fen not sure state capital but they have been pushing that for decades, just the game keeps getting bigger
Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2023 06:21 AM (fwDg9) 41
Good morning morons and Happy Boxing Day
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2023 06:22 AM (RIvkX) 42
Pot of coffee first, the tree has to come down today.
Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2023 06:22 AM (fwDg9) 43
I just installed Win11 Pro to a separate partition on my main machine here just to play with it. Win 10 will go out of support after a while, so I figured I better get up to speed. You can still install Win 11 in BIOS mode, I discovered, with the help of Rufus. Rufus will also apply some tricks for you to edit the install image to create a local account and bypass the requirement for a MS account (you can still get around that without Rufus, but it takes some tricks), turned off the TPM requirement and all that. And the, first thing I do is install Open-Shell (formerly Classic Shell) and get a proper start menu back. Then I apply much of those fixes in the article. The truncated context menu pissed me off right off the bat, and I had to search on how to get the old one back. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at December 26, 2023 06:22 AM (Mzdiz) 44
Skip, how is your mom doing?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2023 06:24 AM (RIvkX) 45
Boxing Day, as I remember it from Africa, is when one takes gifts to people outside one's family and, possibly, outside one's circle of close friends - except the postman (hard luck Kasich) as no mail is delivered on that day.
Posted by: Ciampino - It is a Cat Day because boxes at December 26, 2023 06:24 AM (qfLjt) 46
By BIOS mode, I mean "compatibility" mode of the UEFI firmware, which boots off a regular MBR disk, as opposed to GPT with EFI system partition and all that. I doubt Windows 11 would install on an older machine with real non-UEFI firmware at all. I think Rufus has to do some USB boot tricks to get this to work with the Win11 image. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at December 26, 2023 06:28 AM (Mzdiz) 47
It's also the Feast of St Stephen
Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2023 06:30 AM (fwDg9) 48
I have some tech news. My customers bought me a cell phone booster and installed it. I no longer have to go outside to place or receive a call.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 26, 2023 06:31 AM (PKEqY) 49
Greetings! An actual tech query to follow.
I have a mini PC, a Beelink running Windows 11. I equipped it with a keyboard with the 10-key numerical keypad built in (an extended keyboard) but the 10 key numeric keys don't work. Only the number keys on the top row work. Any suggestions to achieve complete functionality? Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 26, 2023 06:31 AM (MeG8a) 50
mornin yall. That article about Window didn't mention turning off all the crap that reports back to Microsuck, and whatever you do, DO NOT SETUP A MICROSOFT ACCOUNT.
I hate Windows. I've been in the industry longer than Windows has been around. I hate Windows. The whole thing is one massive spyware program. I hate Windows. Sometimes it seems like they change things for the sake of change. Did I mention that I hate Windows? Posted by: Pawl at December 26, 2023 06:32 AM (vFG9F) 51
publis, we should not have to go thru all that to fix Windows. It's a huge pile of crap. That I hate.
Posted by: Pawl at December 26, 2023 06:35 AM (vFG9F) 52
I guess I am the only one up to go to work.
Posted by: Jamaica at December 26, 2023 05:00 AM (Eeb9P) No, I'm up too. Don't know who's on vacation, so I have no idea how busy today is going to be. I do have to watch a few mandatory work videos though, so there's that. At least I have a cup of tea (Ty-Phoo: nice strong Kenyan tea) on the hot plate. Christmas was low-key here at Stately Poppins Manor, since I've still got a pinched nerve and a hacking cough I can't seem to get rid of. I spent most of the day reading and pondering how to change my life for the better in 2024. Anyway, happy Boxing Day to you all. I'll be popping in from thread to thread, so forewarned is forearmed. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 26, 2023 06:35 AM (Q0kLU) 53
BTW, Rufus will turn off all the telemetry it can in the install image. It can't turn it all off, there's a baseline that can't be disabled. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at December 26, 2023 06:36 AM (Mzdiz) 54
Pot of coffee first, the tree has to come down today.
Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2023 06:22 AM (fwDg9) PLEASE have the township do it. If something goes awry, you could be held liable. Posted by: JT at December 26, 2023 06:37 AM (T4tVD) 55
We had company shut down today, start tomorrow so will come Hell or high water be up before 4am, if up s few hours in middle of night or not
Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2023 06:38 AM (fwDg9) 56
*quietly hides Pawl sock under sofa*
Posted by: Pawl at December 26, 2023 06:38 AM (vFG9F) 57
Argggg. I hate Android too.
Posted by: fd at December 26, 2023 06:39 AM (vFG9F) 58
"In the name of Satan, I claim the sexy satanic Baphomet goat altar at OUR Michigan Capitol. Amen."
Sorry to spoil your attempt at fun, sugartits, but epater les bourgeois hasn't been shocking for over one hundred years. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 26, 2023 06:39 AM (Q0kLU) 59
The only reason I'm awake is because I remembered I am on standby for jury duty this week. I bolted upright in my bed at 3AM to check the group number on the web site.
No juries called today, yippee! Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 26, 2023 06:40 AM (MeG8a) 60
I guess my biggest gripe is with an OS doing things for me that I don't want done. I could do perfectly well without autocorrect and autofill. I damn sure don't want it recommending things to buy and articles to read.
Posted by: fd at December 26, 2023 06:43 AM (vFG9F) 61
If those of us have kids
that are basically o.k and conservative we can be thankful that they're not kissing statues of Satan and doing damage to synagogues or being anti semetic in other ways. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 26, 2023 06:48 AM (gq+Pq) 62
60 I guess my biggest gripe is with an OS doing things for me that I don't want done. I could do perfectly well without autocorrect and autofill. I damn sure don't want it recommending things to buy and articles to read.
Posted by: fd at December 26, 2023 06:43 AM (vFG9F) There's a reason every last stinking browser and OS comes out of the box showering you with "news", and it isn't because they want to keep people informed. "Oh, but people love to watch the news and stay up to date!" Yeah, they also love pictures of boobs. Gonna start plastering them all over your little Start menu, too? Huh? Just giving the people what they want? Pfffft. Cretins. Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 26, 2023 06:49 AM (9UlRk) 63
I was beginning to be convinced that the perverted junta running the show would simply collapse on its own.
Now, it's a lead pipe cinch. Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 26, 2023 06:51 AM (9UlRk) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 26, 2023 06:53 AM (gq+Pq) Posted by: Jamaica at December 26, 2023 06:53 AM (Eeb9P) 66
43 Publius
HP did a decent job with the Start Menu, on my Win 11 laptop. It has everything I need except Control Panel which functions are available under other entries. That Tom's HW article should have added details on how to add an item to the right-click context menu. I don't use, and don't ever intend to use, OneDrive. Any negatives on uninstalling it? I see that it still runs even though I have it OFF on StartUp. Ccleaner still finds it to erase files. Posted by: Ciampino - Cat Day because boxes at December 26, 2023 06:54 AM (qfLjt) 67
That page from Tom's hardware is a good one to bookmark. Thanks.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 26, 2023 06:55 AM (MeG8a) 68
I have some tech news. My customers bought me a cell phone booster and installed it. I no longer have to go outside to place or receive a call.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 26, 2023 06:31 AM (PKEqY) - And you took it? Now you're going to need another one every 3 months! Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 26, 2023 06:56 AM (ch/kO) 69
Finally have a cup of coffee
Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2023 06:59 AM (fwDg9) 70
49 Greetings! An actual tech query to follow.
I have a mini PC, a Beelink running Windows 11. I equipped it with a keyboard with the 10-key numerical keypad built in (an extended keyboard) but the 10 key numeric keys don't work. Only the number keys on the top row work. Any suggestions to achieve complete functionality? Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 26, 2023 06:31 AM (MeG8a) ---- There's probably a NumLock key that toggles between Numbers and Directional Keys. All the numeric keypads I've had so that. Sometimes the BIOS will let you choose if you want it to start up with numbers or otherwise. Posted by: Ciampino - It has the 4 essential keys at December 26, 2023 07:00 AM (qfLjt) Posted by: Halfhand at December 26, 2023 07:01 AM (o5xaO) 72
Skip, good morning, and thanks for the comment last night
Posted by: Slash Buzz at December 26, 2023 07:03 AM (xZXp0) 73
SpaceX
During transport back to Port early this morning, the booster tipped over on the droneship due to high winds and waves. Newer Falcon boosters have upgraded landing legs with the capability to self-level and mitigate this type of issue https://is.gd/eMcdqI Posted by: Ciampino - It's not a teeter-totter at December 26, 2023 07:03 AM (qfLjt) 74
Thanks Ciampino!
I see it, I'll give it a try. Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 26, 2023 07:04 AM (MeG8a) 75
Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 26, 2023 07:05 AM (ScR16) Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 26, 2023 07:05 AM (BLOW1) 77
The Internal Revenue Service (IRS) raked in a record $4.9 trillion in taxes from Americans in the last fiscal year, due in large part to automated collections processes and aggressive audits that saw taxpayers hit with billions in additional taxes after examination.
And we spend over $6 TRILLION Posted by: rhennigantx at December 26, 2023 07:05 AM (lwOKI) 78
Thunderbirds has come to life
Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2023 07:05 AM (fwDg9) 79
Onedrive is designed to unobtrusively save all your files, TO A SERVER THAT MICROSOFT OWNS.
My CPA was using it without knowing. Confidential client files were flying around the Internet and living on a server somewhere unknown. I disabled it and told him don't ever give Microsoft anything, and especially do not sign into Edge. Posted by: fd at December 26, 2023 07:05 AM (vFG9F) 80
I have 2/3 straight coffee 1/3 hazelnut mix
Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2023 07:07 AM (fwDg9) 81
Caveman finger chopping article contains a fun little category error presented as the "counterpoint" from other researchers. People wouldn't have chopped their fingers off, they say, because cavemanning is like harrrrd.
Well... yeah. That would have been the point, wouldn't it? Joe the mastodon butcher wouldn't be selected to paint his hand on the wall, displaying his normal ass hand to posterity. The "priest" who did the sacrifice and gave up the toils of daily life would have been. But they see one handprint on a wall and figure *everybody* was doing handprints on walls because they were bored during mastodon hibernation season and got sick of drawing dicks and boobs, or something. And also that cavepersons were just stupid idiots chopping of body parts for no reason without even *trying* to understand it as a powerful trans allegory of queering the paleolithic space for blah dee blah dee retch. Academics are dumbasses. Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 26, 2023 07:07 AM (9UlRk) 82
I have 2/3 straight coffee 1/3 hazelnut mix
Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2023 07:07 AM (fwDg9) - Sounds crunchy! Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 26, 2023 07:10 AM (ch/kO) 83
Grauniad copy-pasters are dumbasses too, though, to be fair.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 26, 2023 07:10 AM (9UlRk) 84
Boker Tov Patriots
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 26, 2023 07:11 AM (pVWRI) 85
Pixy and others, will these hassle eliminators work the same way with Win10? I have an older laptop or two, and MS has them being annoyingly helpful.
These are mostly Win11. Win10 has its foibles, but not nearly to the same degree. Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 26, 2023 06:04 AM (BLOW1) - On Win10, I did the RegEdits for skipping the lock screen and getting only local search results in the Explorer box. Both work. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 26, 2023 07:13 AM (ch/kO) 86
This just in:
Iran has reversed a slowdown in the rate at which it is enriching uranium to up to 60% purity, close to weapons grade, returning to a rate of around 9 kg a month from the reduced rate of 3 kg, the International Atomic Energy Agency said on Tuesday. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 26, 2023 07:15 AM (ch/kO) 87
Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering at December 26, 2023 07:15 AM (NBVIP) 88
>> HP did a decent job with the Start Menu, on my Win 11 laptop.
I prefer the old programs tree of the classic Start Menu. This new "search based" approach to find a program, well my mind just doesn't work that way. The old start menu tree is still there, it has to be, and OPen-Shell displays it. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at December 26, 2023 07:16 AM (Mzdiz) 89
Is Taylor Swift the new Yoko? I don't know, can she yodel like a banshee?
Posted by: fd at December 26, 2023 07:16 AM (vFG9F) 90
Thunderbirds has come to life
Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2023 07:05 AM (fwDg9) ----------- I'll just hang out at Thunderbird Island with Tintin. (No, not the Belgian kid.) Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 26, 2023 07:18 AM (ScR16) 91
It is above freezing here, in low 40s, rain sometime later and next few days
Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2023 07:18 AM (fwDg9) 92
It is remarkable that a dog who almost never lets 7:00 pass without making a fuss is still snoring away at this point. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 26, 2023 07:18 AM (YOdWg) 93
G'morning, all.
The annual Christmas standing rib roast came out as an overcooked hunk of roast beef. Soooo...brand new remote reading cooking thermometer should arrive on Thursday. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 26, 2023 07:19 AM (hH3Px) 94
>>Biden delivered a Christmas message on Thursday, referring to Jesus at one point as the “child Christians believe to be the son of God,” saying that it has a universal significance.
Yiiiikes. I suppose it's a relief he didn't refer to Jesus as a "brown, middle-eastern undocumented immigrant?" Posted by: Lizzy at December 26, 2023 07:20 AM (izj35) 95
OMG! Chris Christie is going to win this one walking away! Posted by: Idaho Spudboy You spelled "waddling" wrong Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 26, 2023 07:21 AM (YOdWg) 96
Good morning rons and ettes.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 26, 2023 07:22 AM (iF0sF) 97
Dang, VIA, that's an expensive lesson to learn.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 26, 2023 07:22 AM (MeG8a) 98
Yiiiikes. I suppose it's a relief he didn't refer to Jesus as a "brown, middle-eastern undocumented immigrant?"
Posted by: Lizzy at December 26, 2023 07:20 AM (izj35) Didn't even cross his gelatinous mind to say "we". Even Barry Dunham at least put up a front. Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 26, 2023 07:23 AM (9UlRk) 99
"Dang, VIA, that's an expensive lesson to learn."
Yup, 'bout $89.00 worth of lesson right there. Same recipe, calculations and method used for about 11 years now. Never a failure like this before. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 26, 2023 07:25 AM (hH3Px) 100
Biden delivered a Christmas message on Thursday, referring to Jesus at one point as the “child Christians believe to be the son of God,” saying that it has a universal significance. But, hey, let's give the Doctor of Colours, Shapes and Numbers a big round of applause for her hiring a racist tap dance troupe to "reimagine" the Nutcracker Suite! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 26, 2023 07:25 AM (YOdWg) 101
You spelled "waddling" wrong
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 26, 2023 07:21 AM (YOdWg) watch yer ho mouf or no donuts fer you! Posted by: Chris Krispy Kreme at December 26, 2023 07:26 AM (89Sog) 102
Never a failure like this before. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 26, 2023 07:25 AM You didn't inadvertently set it to 'convection' by any chance? Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 26, 2023 07:29 AM (enJYY) Posted by: JT at December 26, 2023 07:30 AM (T4tVD) 104
I'm starting a new sweater with some alpaca yarn, and that crap falls off my needles like a greased pig on a slip and slide. And I'm even using wood DPNs! It's awesome fiber, but oh man is this project gonna give me the itis.
So if my spelling gets markedly worse in the coming weeks, it's just because my gnarled, exhausted booger hooks are packing it in. Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 26, 2023 07:31 AM (9UlRk) 105
"Never a failure like this before.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice" Trump's fault. DeSantis would never ruin a roast like that. Vote for DeSantis. Posted by: fd at December 26, 2023 07:32 AM (vFG9F) 106
"You didn't inadvertently set it to 'convection' by any chance?"
Oven doesn't have that feature. I suspect that the lowering from 450-350 after initial 20 minutes did not take effect, and that it remained at 450 for the duration. And....nobody caught that it failed to do that. And that includes me. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 26, 2023 07:33 AM (hH3Px) 107
88 >> HP did a decent job with the Start Menu, on my Win 11 laptop.
I prefer the old programs tree of the classic Start Menu. This new "search based" approach to find a program, well my mind just doesn't work that way. The old start menu tree is still there, it has to be, and OPen-Shell displays it. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at December 26, 2023 07:16 AM (Mzdiz) ---- That's what I meant by a good job, I have a nice full menu. Installed Apps, Mobility Center, Power Options, Event Viewer, System, Device Manage, Network Connections, Disk Management, Computer Management, Terminal, Terminal (Admin), Task Manage, Settings, File Explorer, Search, Run, Shut down or Sign Out, Desktop Anything missing? Posted by: Ciampino - Almost wrote Shit Down at December 26, 2023 07:34 AM (qfLjt) 108
"Never a failure like this before.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice" Trump's fault. DeSantis would never ruin a roast like that. Vote for DeSantis. Posted by: fd at December 26, 2023 07:32 AM (vFG9F) ---------- One word. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 26, 2023 07:34 AM (ScR16) 109
Trump's fault. DeSantis would never ruin a roast like that. Vote for DeSantis.
Posted by: fd at December 26, 2023 07:32 AM (vFG9F) Biden-stronomy is the true path forward you istophobe. Roast Racks Better Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 26, 2023 07:34 AM (9UlRk) 110
We used our new air fryer to make Tonkatsu last night and the results were amazing.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2023 07:35 AM (RIvkX) 111
Matthew Switalski, 37, is charged with murder of teacher girlfriend Veronica Aguilar, 27, who was found stuffed in the trunk of a burned out car in the garage of his LA home: Suspect was on $600,000 bail for rape
https://mol.im/a/12900525 Posted by: Ciampino - Unbelievable but it's Los Angeles at December 26, 2023 07:36 AM (qfLjt) 112
Macchinetta boiling on the stove. Time to froth the milk!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 26, 2023 07:38 AM (ch/kO) Posted by: Just Wondering at December 26, 2023 07:38 AM (NBVIP) 114
I depend on my nose a lot when cooking a roast in the oven. While my oven does have a convection feature I don't trust it so never have used it even once. Most of the time I cut roasts down to one pound and sous vide for an hour or two, sealed in a bag. All the juices stay in the bag and the roast beef has no chance of drying out. I think I could probably get six one pound bags of roast in the sous vide. Or two three pound, or some combination. Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 26, 2023 07:40 AM (enJYY) Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 26, 2023 07:40 AM (9UlRk) 116
Fears gangland shooting at Dublin steakhouse that left one dead will spark 'all-out war': Irish Police brace for 'revenge attacks' and are 'seriously concerned' innocent people will be dragged into sickening feud
https://mol.im/a/12900773 If it's muzzies I can believe that. Posted by: Ciampino - Unbelievable but it's Erin at December 26, 2023 07:41 AM (qfLjt) 117
Switalski worked for Northrup Grumman and his girlfriend was a teacher.
Modern day California - government workers, quasi-government workers, and illegals are all that's left in the state. Posted by: Wally at December 26, 2023 07:43 AM (QGeuA) 118
Irish v Islamists? Hundred bucks on the Irish. Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 26, 2023 07:43 AM (enJYY) 119
112 Macchinetta boiling on the stove. Time to froth the milk!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 26, 2023 07:38 AM (ch/kO) ---- Haven't seen that word in years = small machine or small car. Posted by: Ciampino - Even a toy pedal car at December 26, 2023 07:44 AM (qfLjt) 120
Heeeeeey, Macchinetta!!
Posted by: Earwormer at December 26, 2023 07:48 AM (SYTee) 121
Morning report is up
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at December 26, 2023 07:48 AM (hEv4o) 122
If it's muzzies I can believe that.
Posted by: Ciampino - Unbelievable but it's Erin at December 26, 2023 07:41 AM (qfLjt) Doesn't sound like big muzz. Sounds like some fucking ned. Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 26, 2023 07:49 AM (9UlRk) Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 26, 2023 07:50 AM (IX0pp) 124
Yes, alpaca is like that. You could try some resin or plastic needles to see if they work better.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 26, 2023 07:53 AM (L8hCM) 125
115 Don't be sad.
Just tell your family you were trying out Sous Mort. Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 26, 2023 07:40 AM (9UlRk) ---- Sous Sec? Imagine when the very first deer carcass fell into the campfire and no one noticed until the wonderful aroma wafted around. Pulled it out and decided to eat it anyway. Delicious, I think we'll do meat thai way all the time from now on. Ugh! Ugh! Posted by: Ciampino - Even local predators came towards the smell at December 26, 2023 07:56 AM (qfLjt) 126
pixy, what antivirus do you rec for windoze?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 26, 2023 07:50 AM (IX0pp) - I found it interesting that the TH article recommends using in MS AV which comes with W11. I've been using AVG Free for decades without a hitch. But I use it minimally, as I'm savvy enough to detect the obvious. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 26, 2023 08:02 AM (ch/kO) 127
Sophia Script and SophiApp for Windows 10 and 11.
O&O Shutup10 for 10 and 11. DoNotSpy10 and DoNotSpy11. WinSetView. Posted by: Jim at December 26, 2023 08:14 AM (zhWvq) 128
"Things to fix when setting up a new Windows PC."
1. Nuke Windows. 2. Install Ubuntu (or similar Linux release). 3. Done. Posted by: Nemo at December 26, 2023 10:44 AM (S6ArX) 129
1 Somebody forgot to press the button.
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