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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (12/26/23)
Quote I “Our TSA officers work on holidays so that others may travel to visit family and friends. Their continued vigilance to ensure that people can get to their destinations safely is demonstrated daily, and Christmas Day was no exception when they prevented a traveler from bringing a loaded handgun onto a flight. It’s absolutely unforgivable to bring a firearm to a security checkpoint."
Karen Keys-Turner, TSA’s federal security director for the Pittsburgh airport
I told you so. You told them so. We all told you. But no you wouldn't listen because you were too busy virtue signaling us.
Blue Cities Went All-In for Electric Transit, But the Buses Couldn't Handle the Cold Virtue-signaling liberalism is fighting another losing battle with reality. On Wednesday, the Minnesota-focused news outlet MinnPost reported that several of the state’s largest cities have encountered significant obstacles in their quest to achieve planet-friendly public transit. Frigid temperatures and a myriad of other problems have plagued Duluth and the Twin Cities of Minneapolis and St. Paul during their transition to zero-emission buses.
Are tarpon tasty fish to eat? I have no idea. But this guy had plans.
Florida man goes fishing in Bass Pro Shops pond, flees with live 50-pound tarpon Florida deputies said the suspect fled the store with the tarpon in hand
It sounds fishy. Fishermen I know usually mention length of the fish not the weight only.
Quite the Tourist Trap.
You can climb on giant Little Debbie snack sculptures at this park in Tennessee If you love Little Debbie snacks, you might need to take a pilgrimage to Little Debbie Park, which opened earlier this year in Collegedale, Tennessee, about 30 minutes west of Chattanooga. It's filled with the normal things you'd find at a park—a playground, picnic tables, benches, etc.—but what makes it unique are the giant play sculptures in the shape of your favorite Little Debbie snacks. According to The Takeout, Collegedale-based McKee Foods, which makes Little Debbie snacks, purchased ten acres of land from Southern Adventist University and donated it to the city of Collegedale for the purposes of creating a public park.
The Home Alone movies were for entertainment. Not a business guide. Oh it's Spirit Airlines. Never mind.
Spirit Airlines Magically Brought ‘Home Alone 2’ To Life By Putting A Kid On The Wrong Plane To The Wrong Destination Even back in 1992, when air travel was a lot less TSA-heavy and stressful, it still seemed unlikely that a kid could pull a Home Alone 2, which is to say board the wrong plane, bound for the wrong destination. And yet some three decades later, when air travel is incredibly TSA-heavy and stressful, a young boy miraculously managed to go full Kevin McCallister.
She was looking for Big Wood and found it. Too bad she didn't find a shrink's couch.
‘Ecosexual’ Woman Claims She Is in an ‘Erotic’ Relationship with a Tree A woman who describes herself as “ecosexual” believes she is in the midst of a love affair with an oak tree. The woman, Sonja Semyonova, 45, claims she connected with the tree during her lonely, solo walks in the summer of 2021. Those walks began in 2020, during the coronavirus pandemic. It was the same year that she moved to Vancouver Island in British Columbia, Canada. “I was walking a path near the tree five days a week for the whole winter. I noticed a connection with the tree,” she said, explaining that she had been “craving that rush of erotic energy that comes when you meet a new partner, and that is not sustainable.” “The presence I feel with the tree is what I’m looking for, but that’s a fantasy with a person,” she said, further describing her experience with the tree. “The feeling of being tiny and supported by something so solid. The feeling of not being able to fall,” she said, further describing her “erotic” experiences with this tree, although she said she does not have physical relations with the oak. “I would lie against it. There was an eroticism with something so big and so old holding my back,” she continued, asserting that there are major misconceptions about ecosexuality, which the environmental group the Sierra Club describes as “unabashedly queer.”
Planning is not his forte. Genius Award Winner.
Arkansas man arrested for allegedly having 6 homemade bombs; held on $1 million bond
A Bella Vista, Arkansas, man was arrested and held on $1 million bond after he was allegedly found to be in possession of six live bombs and planned to flee the country to avoid trial in Texas, according to reports. FOX 24 in Rogers, Arkansas reported that court documents say a woman called the Bella Vista Police Department on Dec. 9 to say 52-year-old Lawrence Hickman was harassing her. When officers arrived at Hickman’s residence, they met with the woman who said she had found a bottle of chloroform in a dresser drawer. She also allegedly told police there were pipe bombs in a plastic bag in Hickman’s home on Bishampton Lane.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 26, 2023 10:00 PM (HExEQ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2023 10:00 PM (MUvIp)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 26, 2023 10:00 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2023 10:00 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 26, 2023 10:00 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 26, 2023 10:00 PM (MXN/f)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 26, 2023 10:00 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2023 10:01 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 26, 2023 10:01 PM (MXN/f)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at December 26, 2023 10:01 PM (2lERZ)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 26, 2023 10:02 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: mindful webworker - the pears are tasty but ew the bird poo! at December 26, 2023 10:02 PM (wDziA)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 26, 2023 10:02 PM (HExEQ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2023 10:02 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 26, 2023 10:02 PM (yWvc2)
Posted by: Rex B at December 26, 2023 10:03 PM (5h/8D)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 26, 2023 10:02 PM (Angsy)
I think it's on a hanging tree.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at December 26, 2023 10:03 PM (2lERZ)
Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2023 10:03 PM (njWTi)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2023 10:03 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 26, 2023 10:04 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra
The old ways are best!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 26, 2023 10:04 PM (hOUT3)
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Hoom, Hom... What does that mean, "$20, same as in town?"
Posted by: Treebeard at December 26, 2023 10:05 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 26, 2023 10:05 PM (HExEQ)
Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2023 10:05 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2023 10:05 PM (njWTi)
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Ruff. Good thing she's not in love with a pine.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 26, 2023 10:06 PM (MXN/f)
Posted by: BifBewalski at December 26, 2023 10:06 PM (Y+9DS)
Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2023 10:06 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 26, 2023 10:02 PM (Angsy)
I think it's on a hanging tree.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at December 26, 2023 10:03 PM (2lERZ)
A hanging tree? That's a noose one to me.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 26, 2023 10:07 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: JQ
Seconded. Motion to vote?
Posted by: BifBewalski at December 26, 2023 10:07 PM (Y+9DS)
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Ruff. Good thing she's not in love with a pine.
Posted by: Braenyard
Or a cactus. Ouch!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2023 10:07 PM (qoGsy)
Hoom, Hom... What does that mean, "$20, same as in town?"
Posted by: Treebeard at December 26, 2023 10:05 PM (SYTee)
Well done Treebeard!
Now we finally know that the Entwives went into business in town!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 26, 2023 10:07 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 26, 2023 10:07 PM (9yWhg)
Fun to catch though. Outside of Bass Pro Shops.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 26, 2023 10:08 PM (ZLI7S)
Ruff. Good thing she's not in love with a pine.
Posted by: Braenyard
Or a cactus. Ouch!
Posted by: Tonypete
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Or a porcupine
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2023 10:08 PM (MoZTd)
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Sounds like they were in a...ah....relationship.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 26, 2023 10:08 PM (MXN/f)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 26, 2023 10:08 PM (qY/Yl)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
You are not going to rope me into responding with puns tonight!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 26, 2023 10:09 PM (hOUT3)
Fun to catch though. Outside of Bass Pro Shops.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 26, 2023 10:08 PM (ZLI7S)
Thanks for the info.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at December 26, 2023 10:10 PM (2lERZ)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 26, 2023 10:10 PM (yWvc2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 26, 2023 10:10 PM (qY/Yl)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
You are not going to rope me into responding with puns tonight!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 26, 2023 10:09 PM (hOUT3)
I suppose you are tied up in knots.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at December 26, 2023 10:10 PM (2lERZ)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 26, 2023 10:10 PM (yWvc2)
Quityerbitchin' or we could have Silent Night Month
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at December 26, 2023 10:11 PM (2lERZ)
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Bedknobs and Broomsticks has entered the chat...
Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2023 10:11 PM (njWTi)
Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2023 10:05 PM (fwDg9)
She's attracted to my huge burls.
Posted by: The Loveable Oak Tree at December 26, 2023 10:11 PM (Angsy)
I suppose you are tied up in knots.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra
_________
OK, I'll bight.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2023 10:12 PM (MoZTd)
You expect them to just lariat about the place?
They're just puns, nothing to get hung up about.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 26, 2023 10:12 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Puddleglum, observer of meaningless bowl games at December 26, 2023 10:12 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 26, 2023 10:12 PM (qY/Yl)
Posted by: Ecosexual Woman at December 26, 2023 10:13 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2023 10:13 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Eromero at December 26, 2023 10:13 PM (NxC5+)
Full moon poking through the clouds.
Tide is coming in. I watched a piece of driftwood come in and land about ten feet from me. Shaped like a horseshoe. Cool knots. I picked it up and brought it home. I'll let it dry and tell me what it wants to be.
I love the beach.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2023 10:13 PM (NOlOe)
Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2023 10:14 PM (njWTi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 26, 2023 10:14 PM (qY/Yl)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 26, 2023 10:14 PM (z+89e)
Whoa, tie a yellow ribbon 'round the ole oak tree
It's been three long years
Do ya still want me?
Posted by: Big Oak at December 26, 2023 10:14 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2023 10:15 PM (njWTi)
Posted by: Bilwis
I wonder if we'll avoid the knotty pun-ishing ones.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 26, 2023 10:15 PM (HExEQ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 26, 2023 10:09 PM (hOUT3)
I've heard that line before.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 26, 2023 10:15 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 26, 2023 10:16 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Eromero at December 26, 2023 10:13 PM (NxC5+)
I think you got the recipe right!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 26, 2023 10:16 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at December 26, 2023 10:11 PM (2lERZ)
All 30 Frank Zappa versions? With guest stars Marcel Marceau and Yoko Ono?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 26, 2023 10:16 PM (yWvc2)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Avoid the gordian ones too.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 26, 2023 10:17 PM (HExEQ)
My relatives in Alaska had 4 feet before Christmas, 10 inches added and are expecting more
Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2023 10:17 PM (fwDg9)
Good evening all, and thanx Mis.Hum.
I hope y'all had a fantastic and blessed Christmas!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 26, 2023 10:17 PM (bomBH)
Posted by: LRob in OK at December 26, 2023 10:17 PM (TSQkU)
The Leon Redbone workout.
All right. Cross your leg.
Now, hold it,, hoolld it,,, hoolllld it.
All right. Put it down.
WhenyousayBud...
Posted by: Teej at December 26, 2023 10:17 PM (spJU8)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 26, 2023 10:18 PM (MXN/f)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 26, 2023 10:14 PM (z+89e)
I was just twine to enjoy the MisHum ONT, not start a discussion thread!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 26, 2023 10:18 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Puddleglum, observer of meaningless bowl games at December 26, 2023 10:18 PM (sAmhv)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCDkERwRRyY
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 26, 2023 10:18 PM (qY/Yl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2023 10:19 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at December 26, 2023 10:11 PM (2lERZ)
All 30 Frank Zappa versions? With guest stars Marcel Marceau and Yoko Ono?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 26, 2023 10:16 PM (yWvc2)
You will get what you get. And you'll like it.
Or you won't.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at December 26, 2023 10:19 PM (2lERZ)
Posted by: PaleRider at December 26, 2023 10:20 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2023 10:20 PM (njWTi)
Posted by: Treebeard at December 26, 2023 10:20 PM (yn1eg)
My relatives in Alaska had 4 feet before Christmas, 10 inches added and are expecting more
Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2023 10:17 PM (fwDg9)
What's this about nether regions and blizzards???
Oh...northern regions...never mind...
Posted by: zombie Emily Litella at December 26, 2023 10:20 PM (TTAGa)
Once they start passing that screwy DNA into population
it could travel to far.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 26, 2023 10:21 PM (MXN/f)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 26, 2023 10:21 PM (/QIWP)
Looks like all my old dependables have monetized and gone to subscription mode and/or want my email address.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 26, 2023 10:21 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: The problem with being an ecosexual. at December 26, 2023 10:21 PM (pjs7m)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at December 26, 2023 10:21 PM (Mzdiz)
Hopefully be back then, not before
Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2023 10:22 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Puddleglum, observer of meaningless bowl games at December 26, 2023 10:22 PM (sAmhv)
DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT OPERATE OR TRY TO FIX THE COMPUTER PRINTER WHILE DRUNK.
Posted by: pookysgirl goes back to swearing at the printer and unhelpful online recommendations at December 26, 2023 10:22 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 26, 2023 10:14 PM (z+89e)
I was just twine to enjoy the MisHum ONT, not start a discussion thread!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 26, 2023 10:18 PM (hOUT3)
It's a perfect splice.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at December 26, 2023 10:22 PM (2lERZ)
Posted by: Methos at December 26, 2023 10:22 PM (Dnobf)
Posted by: Ecosexual Indian at December 26, 2023 10:23 PM (/QIWP)
Posted by: Mrs JTB at December 26, 2023 10:23 PM (7EjX1)
Posted by: LRob in OK at December 26, 2023 10:17 PM (TSQkU)
Yeet?
Fixn2.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 26, 2023 10:23 PM (yn1eg)
it
Posted by: Braenyard at December 26, 2023 10:21 PM (MXN/f)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 26, 2023 10:23 PM (hOUT3)
Fred Saberhagen. Berserker universe, short story "The Smile"
Despotic co-rulers in the backstory try to breed into their subjects unquestioning loyalty. Instead they got a lot of retardation.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 26, 2023 10:24 PM (qY/Yl)
Posted by: PaleRider
For a rider it sure looks like you been lassoed into it too.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 26, 2023 10:24 PM (HExEQ)
Posted by: PaleRider at December 26, 2023 10:20 PM (3cGpq)
Just having a ball.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 26, 2023 10:24 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Puddleglum, observer of meaningless bowl games at December 26, 2023 10:24 PM (sAmhv)
LOL
Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2023 10:20 PM (njWTi)
After being chauffeured around by my millennial son in law and listening to his music. I'm about to go nuts. Then you want Techno to boot. Oh FFS
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at December 26, 2023 10:25 PM (2lERZ)
So... Democrats?
Posted by: Oddbob at December 26, 2023 10:25 PM (sNc8Y)
Sorry, ma'am, but if I'm not drunk the printer usually goes flying across the room.
Of course, that happens when I am drunk, too.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 26, 2023 10:26 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Eromero at December 26, 2023 10:26 PM (NxC5+)
Chinese using CRISPR to breed supermen are worrisome.
Little supermen in the bottom of the refrigerator.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2023 10:26 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 26, 2023 10:26 PM (MXN/f)
Rancher gets tired of coyotes so uses his alien Vegan gene-splicer to whip up something to kill the coyotes. But its not specific enough and wipes out all the dogs also.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 26, 2023 10:26 PM (qY/Yl)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 26, 2023 10:26 PM (J3ryZ)
Posted by: Don Draper at December 26, 2023 10:26 PM (SpDH3)
So, what is the horde's take on the best url shortener?
Looks like all my old dependables have monetized and gone to subscription mode and/or want my email address.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
https://is.gd/
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 26, 2023 10:26 PM (HExEQ)
Posted by: JB1000 at December 26, 2023 10:27 PM (TO8pt)
A Perfect Utopia. (creepy smile)
Posted by: Klaus Schwaub, not a Bond Villian at December 26, 2023 10:27 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 26, 2023 10:27 PM (/QIWP)
Just a guess but I'm betting she's quite fond of some of the mushrooms growing near the tree as well.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 26, 2023 10:27 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 26, 2023 10:27 PM (hOUT3)
Hopefully be back then, not before
Posted by: Skip
Sleep well. I have to leave @ 0530 to get the lovely Mrs. to her procedure. Nothing major. At least we can get this locally now and not have an 8+ hour slog to Cleveland Clinic.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2023 10:28 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: JB1000
Ma'am, you've contracted a nasty case of Dutch Elm disease.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 26, 2023 10:29 PM (/QIWP)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at December 26, 2023 10:21 PM (Mzdiz)
It's more like an editor. It can cleave both strands and allow insertion of a new sequence.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 26, 2023 10:29 PM (gSZYf)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 26, 2023 10:29 PM (yn1eg)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 26, 2023 10:27 PM (hOUT3)
It did that to me a week or so ago. I closed the tab, and a couple of days later it just let me use it as before. No sign up or email requested.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 26, 2023 10:30 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 26, 2023 10:30 PM (J3ryZ)
NC State I think it is, likely gonna kick our tail in a couple days.
Might be SC State. Don't pay much attention any more. Just highlights on a few teams.
Posted by: Teej at December 26, 2023 10:30 PM (spJU8)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3)
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Just want to work up a personality profile.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 26, 2023 10:30 PM (MXN/f)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 26, 2023 10:26 PM (HExEQ)
Yup...that's what I use. It's free as of yesterday!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 26, 2023 10:30 PM (gSZYf)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at December 26, 2023 10:25 PM (2lERZ)
How about some Jeff Lynne?
He's still putting on outstanding live concerts.
Posted by: zombie Emily Litella at December 26, 2023 10:30 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 26, 2023 10:30 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Taq
An Ox they'll be known as Musk's Ox.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 26, 2023 10:30 PM (HExEQ)
Ma'am, you've contracted a nasty case of Dutch Elm disease.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus
But he gave me a ring!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2023 10:30 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at December 26, 2023 10:11 PM (2lERZ)
I'd think anyone living in The Frozen Tundra would have a Three Dog Night for at least...say...three days.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 26, 2023 10:31 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at December 26, 2023 10:21 PM (Mzdiz)
It's more like an editor. It can cleave both strands and allow insertion of a new sequence.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
That sounds...nasty.
Posted by: Eromero at December 26, 2023 10:31 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: browndog unearthing eternal truths at December 26, 2023 10:31 PM (TTAGa)
MisHum's use of music as a cudgel to keep the bad kids in line is no idle threat, but I for one would love a Hell Month of Skinny Puppy and Meat Beat Manifesto just for the LOLs.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 26, 2023 10:31 PM (+RQPJ)
Looks like all my old dependables have monetized and gone to subscription mode and/or want my email address.
Still using tinyurl.com. They want you to create an account, but you can still use it without one.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 26, 2023 10:31 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
Should still be able to use it minus the create 'free account' part.
http://tinyurl.com/4avc8zmj
Yep, you can. That's Plain Text Sports. Good for checking scores in a very plain format. I like it.
Posted by: Puddleglum, observer of meaningless bowl games at December 26, 2023 10:31 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 26, 2023 10:32 PM (qY/Yl)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 26, 2023 10:32 PM (hOUT3)
Sounds like someone needs some Global Warming, huh?
Posted by: GWB at December 26, 2023 10:32 PM (sSx7k)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2023 10:32 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Eromero at December 26, 2023 10:26 PM (NxC5+)
Try RedMindBlueState's mom's recipe for gigantes! You'll never eat another lima bean!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 26, 2023 10:32 PM (gSZYf)
Posted by: Anna Puma
That's Madness!
It certainly sounds like one step beyond.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 26, 2023 10:33 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 26, 2023 10:33 PM (KAi1n)
It did that to me a week or so ago. I closed the tab, and a couple of days later it just let me use it as before. No sign up or email requested.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 26, 2023 10:30 PM (Angsy)
Tiny Url is acting like YouTube with an Ad Blocker. Sometimes you get nasty messages...and sometimes they don't give a shit.
Tiny Url has been just fine for me...
Posted by: browndog unearthing eternal truths at December 26, 2023 10:34 PM (TTAGa)
Austria/Australia happens too.
And yet we survive as a species!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 26, 2023 10:34 PM (gSZYf)
Posted by: JT at December 26, 2023 10:34 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 26, 2023 10:34 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 26, 2023 10:29 PM (yn1eg)
She has been very very knotty.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 26, 2023 10:34 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Maj. Nidal Hassan celebrates Kwaanzaa at December 26, 2023 10:34 PM (/XEnI)
MisHum's use of music as a cudgel to keep the bad kids in line is no idle threat, but I for one would love a Hell Month of Skinny Puppy and Meat Beat Manifesto just for the LOLs.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 26, 2023 10:31 PM (+RQPJ)
You would.
I still need the AoS Dental Plan.
It aint much, but it is all I have.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at December 26, 2023 10:35 PM (2lERZ)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2023 10:35 PM (qoGsy)
Sullenly, the cowboy started to gather up the line, while his partner inquired casually: "you think that there rope is daid?"
To which the cowboy replied: " 'e ain't daid, 'ees just pining for the Fords!"
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 26, 2023 10:35 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 26, 2023 10:35 PM (HExEQ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Are you sure that is going to continue?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 26, 2023 10:35 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Yoot !
Posted by: JT
Is that what the Youths are calling it these days?
Posted by: Codger Emeritus at December 26, 2023 10:36 PM (/XEnI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 26, 2023 10:32 PM (qY/Yl)
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The Specials and The English Beat? Sure!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 26, 2023 10:36 PM (+RQPJ)
I know that I am free to click, or *not click* hahaha.
Thanks anyway, for the ONT!
Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2023 10:36 PM (njWTi)
Posted by: JT at December 26, 2023 10:36 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Eromero at December 26, 2023 10:26 PM (NxC5+)
Try RedMindBlueState's mom's recipe for gigantes! You'll never eat another lima bean!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Just giant lima, a hambone, onions, salt and pepper, and water. Simple yet subtle.
Posted by: Eromero at December 26, 2023 10:36 PM (NxC5+)
Re: The woman and the tree.
Why be surprised that there's a woman out there that likes long, thick wood?
Straight as an arrow, she is.
Posted by: Robert at December 26, 2023 10:36 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 26, 2023 10:27 PM (hOUT3)
Had that happen too. "You have three videos remaining." I just opened links in a new private window and watched. It stopped telling me to let ads run, and I can watch again.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 26, 2023 10:36 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Eromero at December 26, 2023 10:26 PM (NxC5+)
I first read that as "soak some giant llamas tonight."
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 26, 2023 10:37 PM (yWvc2)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 26, 2023 10:37 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Anna Puma
That's Madness!
It certainly sounds like one step beyond.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
I rank this Full Stop.
Posted by: Miklos had the pleasure at December 26, 2023 10:38 PM (/XEnI)
>>That flag's on the Tree of Woe, isn't it, MisHum?
It's wood was harvested to make The Wheel of Pain.
At one time or another, we all take our turns on the wheel.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 26, 2023 10:38 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
That sounds...nasty.
...
Posted by: Eromero at December 26, 2023 10:31 PM (NxC5+)
...
I always thought "furin cleavage site" sounded like a Cajun tidy bar
Posted by: banana Dream at December 26, 2023 10:38 PM (yn1eg)
I know that I am free to click, or *not click* hahaha.
Thanks anyway, for the ONT!
Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2023 10:36 PM (njWTi)
Appreciate your patronage. Thank you.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at December 26, 2023 10:38 PM (2lERZ)
New Year resolution, clean up and sort out the workbench.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 26, 2023 10:39 PM (qY/Yl)
Posted by: Miklos had the pleasure of Yatville USA at December 26, 2023 10:39 PM (/XEnI)
***Sigh***
We were kicking around how Kwaaaanzaaaaa seems to have fallen off the radar screen this year.
In the words of Lee Corso...NOT SO FAST MY FRIEND.
The NHL is celebrating this esteemed holiday. The Buffalo Sabres have already run a number of Instagram posts on the importance of the holiday.
These guys are making it hard to put up with their poor play when they go and back this shit...PRIDE will be next.
Posted by: browndog unearthing eternal truths at December 26, 2023 10:39 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Except for our Indians - oops, Native Peoples. (that arrived here after the previous peoples, who arrived her before the previous peoples, etc.)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2023 10:39 PM (qoGsy)
It's wood was harvested to make The Wheel of Pain.
At one time or another, we all take our turns on the wheel.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
You can also try and stave off the barrel.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 26, 2023 10:40 PM (HExEQ)
One suspects that this is the first time in the history of the English Language that these words have been used in that order.
Posted by: Miklos who listens to how people talk at December 26, 2023 10:41 PM (/XEnI)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2023 10:41 PM (qoGsy)
For many many years my wife thought it was the Tree of Wool, and wondered why that was such a terrible thing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2023 10:41 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2023 10:41 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: D.B. Cooper at December 26, 2023 10:41 PM (/XEnI)
I have a ham bone in the freezer I was saving for navy bean soup, but I'm flexible.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 26, 2023 10:42 PM (+RQPJ)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 26, 2023 10:42 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2023 10:42 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2023 10:43 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
I opened for them once.
One hit wonders.
Posted by: ? and the Miklosarians at December 26, 2023 10:43 PM (/XEnI)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2023 10:41 PM (S6gqv)
Well, wool sweaters can be itchy.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 26, 2023 10:43 PM (Angsy)
And I thought that genestealers were only in the Warhammer 40K fictional universe!
Posted by: Nemo at December 26, 2023 10:43 PM (S6ArX)
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At least it's not "Mary did you know...."
Posted by: lin-duh at December 26, 2023 10:44 PM (QBwwm)
And yet we survive as a species!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
All the more reason to keep Australia and New Zealand from anschlussing.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 26, 2023 10:44 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Eromero at December 26, 2023 10:44 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: The Sheep at December 26, 2023 10:44 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
Mind the bung hole!!
Posted by: Tonypete
Someone remembers
Posted by: That Time when I inadvertently invented The Barrel at December 26, 2023 10:44 PM (/XEnI)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
If this works well, you should get a sidebar link here at AoS!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 26, 2023 10:45 PM (hOUT3)
My first computer repair involved - really - a five-pound rubber mallet. Not the last time I successfully employed "percussive maintenance" on electronics. Smacked the side of the desktop to get a dying hard drive to spin up one last time! Printer fix required dropping on the table from about a four-inch height.
All else fails, of course, there's always the hot iron...
Posted by: mindful webworker - "Mr Helpful" at December 26, 2023 10:45 PM (wDziA)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2023 10:39 PM (qoGsy)
Kennewick Man has entered the chat.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 26, 2023 10:46 PM (yWvc2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
If this works well, you should get a sidebar link here at AoS!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
And complimentary meaten-ballings
Posted by: Inga from Sweden at December 26, 2023 10:47 PM (/XEnI)
You need someone to dial in to you or are you just waiting on a call back?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 26, 2023 10:49 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2023 10:49 PM (tkR6S)
Company called My Patriot Supply has some great gadgets to go along with long term storage "stuff."
I can personally, highly recommend the 9 in 1 flashlight, solar power bank and insta-fire pocket lighter. Pretty good sale on multiple unit packages of the first two and lighter price not bad.
And no, not affiliated with them in any way.
Love each other fellow babies
Posted by: Teej at December 26, 2023 10:50 PM (spJU8)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 26, 2023 10:50 PM (gSZYf)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 26, 2023 10:49 PM (dZVON)
I got it. works
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2023 10:50 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: JT at December 26, 2023 10:51 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Puddleglum, observer of meaningless bowl games at December 26, 2023 10:52 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 26, 2023 10:52 PM (MXN/f)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
Low Five
High Five
Back Five
High Five again
Posted by: It is like Tai Chi in its own way at December 26, 2023 10:52 PM (/XEnI)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
And I bet they lost their little Swiss Army knife too.
Posted by: Eromero at December 26, 2023 10:52 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2023 10:54 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: various mayors of Chicago at December 26, 2023 10:54 PM (/XEnI)
>>I still think that we miss Zappathon two nights a week in December; therefore, we should have a four night extension in January.
But what about leap months? How much Zappa do we lose then?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 26, 2023 10:55 PM (XV/Pl)
http://tinyurl.com/yzd7a6mh
Posted by: Sock Monkey * take no prisoners at December 26, 2023 10:55 PM (iQd8k)
Posted by: Eromero at December 26, 2023 10:55 PM (NxC5+)
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Pixie said that Pinephone's finally come out with a good $199.99 dollar phone. Problem is - they want two grand for it.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 26, 2023 10:56 PM (MXN/f)
Posted by: Eromero at December 26, 2023 10:52 PM (NxC5+)
Bastards...
I'm just after nippy little dogs!
Posted by: Miss Almira Gultch at December 26, 2023 10:56 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Is now all perfect Quality, having no concern please.
Posted by: Shuawei Light Industry Company at December 26, 2023 10:56 PM (/XEnI)
Eh "stupid human tricks" Barry Switzer did the same thing back in 97....of course I do not think anyone thinks Switzer is an intelligent human.
Posted by: sven at December 26, 2023 10:56 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: Eromero at December 26, 2023 10:55 PM (NxC5+)
Ha! It came in while I was on the phone to Osprey. The phone vibrated and gonged loudly in my ear. I darn near dropped it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2023 10:57 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon'
Huh. I've used the Green Dot card from Dollar Tree (which is not a gift card) before with PayPal but it's been a while. According to a quick look PayPal does accept prepaid Visa/gift cards... but not all, apparently, according to reports. And there is a difference between adding funds to a PayPal account from a prepaid Visa card and using it as a payment option.
So, I don't know why it didn't work. Guess you'll have to use it at the liquor store.
Posted by: LenNeal at December 26, 2023 10:58 PM (/BBNv)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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Leap n' lizards Thomas, we get an extra leap day honorary Zappa.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 26, 2023 10:58 PM (MXN/f)
Posted by: Eromero
I thought Mosby, but he was more of a Gray Ghost.
Posted by: Miklos, a True Son at December 26, 2023 10:59 PM (/XEnI)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 26, 2023 10:56 PM (MXN/f)
This one cost me $179. As far as I can see, the Linux distros and phone shells (i.e. GUI's) are just not ready for prime time. This Maemo Leste is basically Nokia phone UI running on a linux engine. Much more "normal" feeling to me, so far.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2023 11:00 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: mindful webworker - FedEx delivering three French hens at December 26, 2023 11:01 PM (wDziA)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2023 10:54 PM (tkR6S)
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I was texting about your car warranty.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 26, 2023 11:01 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2023 11:01 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: LenNeal at December 26, 2023 10:58 PM (/BBNv)
PayPal wants a name, e-mail address, and postal address, so that negates the anonymity, as far as i am concerned. So I made up bullshit values for all those variables. "Zoltan Kirkegaard" was going to donate, but could not.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2023 11:03 PM (tkR6S)
My dad gave me a nice but not fancy 3 inch pocket knife that I carry around all the time, comes in handy. I had it in my briefcase for a weekend trip and completely forgot it was there when I took a trip to Minnesota the following week. Made it out but TSA found it on the way back. The agent took me across the hall to a local bank that had an office at the airport and they mailed the knife back to me free of charge.
I've flown a lot for business and have my share of horror stories but that one blew me away. The knife means a lot to me and I thought I was going to lose it.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 26, 2023 11:03 PM (ZLI7S)
Seems to be a crap shoot with the gift cards. The statement I made was that I have previously used the Green Dot Visa with PayPal with success. The others I don't know and with PayPal, who knows what they've done lately with their TOS and Visa gift cards.
Posted by: LenNeal at December 26, 2023 11:03 PM (/BBNv)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 26, 2023 11:04 PM (MXN/f)
Posted by: browndog unearthing eternal truths at December 26, 2023 10:31 PM (TTAGa)
Shouldn't that have just been a "Never mind"?
Posted by: GWB at December 26, 2023 11:04 PM (sSx7k)
Posted by: Some guy from Bombay about Medicare at December 26, 2023 11:05 PM (/XEnI)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 26, 2023 11:05 PM (MXN/f)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon'
Then you're not going to be using PayPal for anything.
Understandable. They're an evil, hateful company.
Posted by: LenNeal at December 26, 2023 11:05 PM (/BBNv)
It's been raining like a mofo today here. I can't complain, because we need it. It was dry fall.
But I'm missing the Moon show tonight. Tonight is the Full Moon. In the calendar month naming convention, it's the Cold Moon. In the seasonal convention, it's the Wolf Moon, first moon of astronomical winter.
Cold Moon is the "cold moon of the long(est) night", the full Moon closest to the Winter solstice. It will thus be the highest in the sky, 83 degrees here, and the longest night of full moonshine, 14 hours and 31 minutes, a smidge longer than sunshine here on the summer solstice.
And I can't see a thing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at December 26, 2023 11:05 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: KJP at December 26, 2023 11:05 PM (/XEnI)
I remember seeing Dr Who long ago and noticing the acting and budget were way, way below what was normal for SF shows which were generally the bottom of the barrel anyway.
But somehow they've taken the schlocky, boring, hackneyed show from the 70s and made it much much worse at likely 100X the cost.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2023 11:06 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: GWB at December 26, 2023 11:04 PM (sSx7k)
Oh lord yes…🤦♂️
Posted by: browndog typing, but not thinking at December 26, 2023 11:06 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 26, 2023 10:32 PM (gSZYf)
That could be taken a couple ways....
Posted by: GWB at December 26, 2023 11:06 PM (sSx7k)
Do they have secure lockers at airports that you could in theory leave your gun in or do you really just have to drive back home in that case?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2023 11:07 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Yoot !
Posted by: JT
Yaat!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 26, 2023 10:37 PM (hOUT3)
Yarp!
Posted by: Lurch at December 26, 2023 11:07 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: publius, Rascally
Earlier today, there was a question about the "Age of Aquarius".
The questioner was encouraged to revisit at ONT Time, and ask Publius.
Posted by: Miklos, whose time is written at December 26, 2023 11:08 PM (/XEnI)
House Minority Leader Says Democrats Will Never “Yield” Power.
They say what they will do, as always.
Junta Forever.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 26, 2023 11:09 PM (cOq4q)
And yet, I remember using them.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 26, 2023 11:09 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 26, 2023 11:09 PM (yWvc2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2023 11:09 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2023 11:07 PM (XqcwY)
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Look for us in all major departure lounges!
Posted by: LeaveTheGunTakeTheCannoli.com at December 26, 2023 11:09 PM (bo7UB)
TSA bitch's name is literally Karen. Look hun, the only thing that's "absolutely unforgivable" is despair, not bringing a gun to the airport security checkpoint. In fact, if everyone on the plane had a big knife, we wouldn't have to worry about terrorist hijackings.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at December 26, 2023 11:10 PM (n7rxJ)
Wow. I thought I was f**ked up.
Posted by: zombie Catherine the Great at December 26, 2023 11:10 PM (0Htd1)
I got a refund on the return portion of my ticket, took the bus/subway from LaGuardia to JFK, bought a one-way ticket on American Airlines, and have never considered Spirit a 'real airline' since. That they couldn't organize a return flight from NYC to Chicago was mind-blowing to me.
Posted by: LenNeal at December 26, 2023 11:10 PM (/BBNv)
And I can't see a thing.
Posted by: publius
(That suxs)
3 of the Horde have mentioned seeing that beautiful full moon (out of the gutter fools!) tonight.
Here it came up over the mountain in a perfectly clear blue sky.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 26, 2023 11:10 PM (HExEQ)
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How 'bout multiple firearms, homicide-inducing fentanyl, and child sex slaves through the Southern Border?
/rhetorical
Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at December 26, 2023 11:11 PM (LgsNJ)
It's been raining like a mofo today here. I can't complain, because we need it. It was dry fall.
But I'm missing the Moon show tonight. Tonight is the Full Moon. In the calendar month naming convention, it's the Cold Moon. In the seasonal convention, it's the Wolf Moon, first moon of astronomical winter.
Cold Moon is the "cold moon of the long(est) night", the full Moon closest to the Winter solstice. It will thus be the highest in the sky, 83 degrees here, and the longest night of full moonshine, 14 hours and 31 minutes, a smidge longer than sunshine here on the summer solstice.
And I can't see a thing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
Let me tell you about this moon you can't see in SC. This thing is huge. You can see the oblisk and the nazi moon base and Dick Tracy's daughter in law's back window, not that it would inbterest anybody.
Posted by: Eromero at December 26, 2023 11:11 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon'
Clever Hungarian friends who may or may not be named "Zoltan" out-figured PayPal years ago.
Don't use it nohow anyway.
Posted by: Miklos, who knows people smarter than he is at December 26, 2023 11:11 PM (/XEnI)
Understandable. They're an evil, hateful company.
Having worked there I can verify this as true.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 26, 2023 11:12 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Jim at December 26, 2023 11:12 PM (e6UQI)
"What would you do if I won the lottery?"
She answered "I'd take my half of the money and move out!"
"OK, here's six bucks, I won 12 dollars today."
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 26, 2023 11:12 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 26, 2023 11:09 PM (yWvc2)
TSA ought to set up a "deputy sky marshal" program, under which volunteers could take training, and get a license to carry a handgun on a plane, and ALSO bypass the usual TSA check. Just flash the Deputy ID card and get right on board. Have to be a decent background check for applicants, of course.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2023 11:13 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 26, 2023 11:13 PM (HExEQ)
Posted by: Eromero
Cheese
I want the cheese, because that would be PROOF!
Posted by: Miklos, known conspirator (yet unindicted) at December 26, 2023 11:13 PM (/XEnI)
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"Four nuts good, two nuts bad."
Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at December 26, 2023 11:13 PM (LgsNJ)
Posted by: javems at December 26, 2023 11:14 PM (8I4hW)
Now, I need to bone up on this "Age of Aquarius" stuff to make sure I get it right. It has to do with house of the Zodiac the vernal equinox occurs in, as it precesses around the sky.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at December 26, 2023 11:15 PM (Mzdiz)
And the guy it entertaining no doubt and he is smart but...it really does end in nihilism.
The one thing I thought was really of interest, they spent a lot of time talking about what you should do with someone that does something seriously wrong - murder, rape, etc if they didn't really have the ability to control their actions (you see where O'Connor is going with this considering his predilections).
But...this took an interesting turn when they then got into pedophilia. And O'Connor continued the same line from before, we should segregate these sorts of people in essentially a "nice" prison as opposed to punishing them. And he had to mentioned something to the effect of "it wasn't that long ago we criminalized gay relationships you know"
So two things that come out of all this
1) Yes gay marriage led to every damn thing the "bible thumpers" opposing it claimed that it would
2) You can't be part of the cool leftwing kids anymore without having a passing good word for pedos can you?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2023 11:16 PM (XqcwY)
I finally found an all-night store in Times Square with an upstairs seating area, and they sold tall boys so I bought a few of those and sat upstairs and watched the bums and tourists stumble around until JFK opened.
Posted by: LenNeal at December 26, 2023 11:16 PM (/BBNv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Negra Modelo...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
A guy invented a car engine that would run off Negro Modelo.
But Big Oil and the CIA bought it, and he died in Acapulco.
Posted by: Miklos, among a Conspiracy of Dunces (not here) at December 26, 2023 11:17 PM (/XEnI)
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I would have a word with my travel agent.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 26, 2023 11:18 PM (bo7UB)
First I see there is some debate about where exactly the boundaries of the zodiac is. We could've been in the "age of Aquarius" for several hundred years, or could be several hundred more before it begins, depending on what definitions you use.
This is mostly astrological stuff. Not serious astrometry.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at December 26, 2023 11:18 PM (Mzdiz)
There have been a large number of studies that have found female sexual desire can be very, uh, flexible.
But...oak trees? Can we at least keep it in the phylum?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2023 11:19 PM (XqcwY)
House Minority Leader Says Democrats Will Never “Yield” Power.
They say what they will do, as always.
Junta Forever.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 26, 2023 11:09 PM (cOq4q)
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My first comment here after The Steal in 2020 was along the lines that now that the Leftist Junta had seized power via a soft coup and election fraud, there was no way in hell they would ever give it up.
Even if that means suspending (or more likely cancelling elections say for Covid-24 and/or a "Climate Crisis Catastrophe") and/or assassinating Trump.
Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at December 26, 2023 11:19 PM (LgsNJ)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
He speled "Astronomery" rite.
EXPERT
Posted by: Jethro Miklos-Bodine at December 26, 2023 11:20 PM (/XEnI)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2023 11:20 PM (63Dwl)
This is mostly astrological stuff. Not serious astrometry.
I once worked in a warehouse that was the distribution point for a regional pet store chain. That seemed like the Age of Aquariums.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 26, 2023 11:20 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at December 26, 2023 11:15 PM (Mzdiz)
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I thought it had more to do with how much LSD one consumed.
Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at December 26, 2023 11:21 PM (LgsNJ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2023 11:21 PM (63Dwl)
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First thing she did was put up a sign. "There are no chainsaws in this treehouse."
Posted by: mrp at December 26, 2023 11:21 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: mindful webworker - the pears are tasty but ew the bird poo! at December 26, 2023 10:02
mindful, just think of where this could lead. you could end up w/ maybe 10 or 12 golden rings.
Posted by: Farmer at December 26, 2023 11:21 PM (55Qr6)
If she wouldn't eat so many snacks, she wouldn't be so giant.
Posted by: Many Powdered Donuts at December 26, 2023 11:22 PM (Eqssc)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2023 11:22 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Buster Stamen, frustrated Trans-Asparagus at December 26, 2023 11:22 PM (/XEnI)
What a crazy beech.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 26, 2023 11:23 PM (R4t5M)
If she consummates the relationship, she might be up the stick.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2023 11:23 PM (tkR6S)
...
then got into pedophilia. And ...
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what you do is line them up single file and take a tip from the Guevara file
Posted by: Braenyard at December 26, 2023 11:23 PM (MXN/f)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)'
I don't use travel agents, I always buy direct from the airline myself. In the case of Spirit I just could not believe they couldn't wrangle a flight between NYC and Chicago.
That's incredible.
It turned out okay, and the total cost was about the same as if I'd bought from American in the first place anyway, and hey, I got to ride the MTA all night and experience New York at its 'gritty finest'!
Posted by: LenNeal at December 26, 2023 11:23 PM (/BBNv)
Mabriel Galor to the pink courtesy phone, Mabriel Galor to the Revlon desk.
Posted by: sven at December 26, 2023 11:23 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 26, 2023 11:23 PM (yS+V1)
What a crazy beech.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 26, 2023 11:23 PM (R4t5M
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She's just aspen to be ridiculed.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 26, 2023 11:24 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Darleen, Charleen, and Marleen at December 26, 2023 11:24 PM (/XEnI)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
IT'S ON, BITCH
Posted by: Darleen, Charleen, and Marleen
It's going to get obscene.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 26, 2023 11:24 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 26, 2023 11:25 PM (bo7UB)
The last (and only) time I traveled with them, just hard plastic seats. On a brand new Airbus 350. Bucket seats.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 26, 2023 11:25 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Old Oaken Bucket at December 26, 2023 11:26 PM (63Dwl)
Florida "goddess" goes nuts attacks a LEO....
hardest working folks in show business.
Posted by: sven at December 26, 2023 11:26 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: Eromero at December 26, 2023 11:26 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 26, 2023 11:27 PM (MXN/f)
One suspects that this is the first time in the history of the English Language that these words have been used in that order
Probably not that uncommon in German before 1943.
Posted by: azjaeger at December 26, 2023 11:28 PM (3/XaG)
What a crazy beech.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 26, 2023 11:23 PM (R4t5M
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She's just aspen to be ridiculed.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
Fir sure.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 26, 2023 11:28 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Eromero at December
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Eventful, not dull like this year.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 26, 2023 11:28 PM (MXN/f)
Okay, per the current IAU definitions of the boundaries of the constellations, the Age of Aquarius won't begin until 2600 AD.
The astrologers themselves can't really agree on a common definition of these boundaries either.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at December 26, 2023 11:28 PM (Mzdiz)
Since Spirit flights are dirt-cheap they're always full, hence no available seats between NYC and Chicago for 4 days. My solution has been to simply pay a couple extra bucks and never ever fly them again.
Posted by: LenNeal at December 26, 2023 11:29 PM (/BBNv)
Posted by: Another made up statistic on the internet at December 26, 2023 11:29 PM (yWvc2)
If she consummates the relationship, she might be up the stick.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2023 11:23 PM (tkR6S)
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Love it and leave it.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 26, 2023 11:30 PM (ch/kO)
Comrade Detective-https://youtu.be/bi9ErFdyP3o?si=cqrV1ukiGJMmW3oU
Posted by: sven at December 26, 2023 11:30 PM (X0I7i)
Okay, per the current IAU definitions of the boundaries of the constellations, the Age of Aquarius won't begin until 2600 AD.
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But, but Marylin said that this is the dawnining of the age of Aquarius?
Posted by: Braenyard at December 26, 2023 11:30 PM (MXN/f)
Spirit airlines, did they ever get around to padded seats?
The last (and only) time I traveled with them, just hard plastic seats. On a brand new Airbus 350. Bucket seats.
Posted by: gourmand du jour
Actual inverted plastic five gallon buckets.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2023 11:30 PM (63Dwl)
"What would you do if I won the lottery?"
She answered "I'd take my half of the money and move out!"
"OK, here's six bucks, I won 12 dollars today."
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 26, 2023 11:12 PM (MeG8a)
True story- A few years ago we were at my brother's house for some barbecue. His wife is a flight attendant so they kinda travel a decent amount. My brother's wife asked what he would do if he won the powerball. He says "I would say honey pack your bags". She says "ooooh where are we going". He says "I don't care, get the fuck out".
She was less than amused. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 26, 2023 11:30 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Eromero
I didn't have to make Christmas dinner this year, so, sadly, no ham leftovers. I usually make either bean soup or split pea soup.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 26, 2023 11:31 PM (0Htd1)
The last (and only) time I traveled with them, just hard plastic seats. On a brand new Airbus 350. Bucket seats.
Posted by: gourmand du jour'
I honestly don't remember! But maybe. I mostly remember the unusually small seating. Like, crippling small.
Posted by: LenNeal at December 26, 2023 11:31 PM (/BBNv)
Posted by: Another made up statistic on the internet
Statistically, at least 20% of those were carried by LGBTQ+ persons.
Posted by: Social Science! at December 26, 2023 11:32 PM (/XEnI)
I'm really glad I had the trees trimmed about three years ago; some of the oaks in my neighborhood could put a serious dent in a roof.
Posted by: PabloD at December 26, 2023 11:32 PM (4MRo/)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 26, 2023 11:27 PM (MXN/f)
Heh. One time, as a poor starving student, I plum ran out of gas in my 1961 VW Beetle. Ran the reserve tank right dry. I happened to have a pint bottle of windshield wiper antifreeze concentrate, which was 95% isopropyl alcohol. I dumped that in the tank, and, with the choke fully pulled out, it ran well enough to make it to the nearest open gas station, and I bought two dollar's worth, which was nearly half a tank.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2023 11:33 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Another made up statistic on the internet'
The other 15 were on Frontier, and all Hi-Points.
Posted by: LenNeal at December 26, 2023 11:33 PM (/BBNv)
If she consummates the relationship, she might be up the stick.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2023 11:23 PM (tkR6S)
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If she conceives and has a sapling, they are set for life with their own in-house babycedar.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 26, 2023 11:33 PM (ch/kO)
No it wasn't, stupid christianist!!
Buttigieg 2024!!
(flounces out of thread)
Posted by: Former Flouncing Cob at December 26, 2023 11:33 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 26, 2023 11:20 PM (dZVON)
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"When the loon is in the Seventh Sea
And Jupiter aligns with Rhea
Then peace will guide the gannets
And love will pierce the arse
This is the dawning of the Age of Aquariums
The Age of Aquariums
Aquariums! Aquariums!
Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at December 26, 2023 11:33 PM (LgsNJ)
Posted by: Eromero
Sounds like Darleen in the inflatable hot tub.
Posted by: Miklos knows better than to say nothin' at December 26, 2023 11:34 PM (/XEnI)
Posted by: Puddleglum, observer of meaningless bowl games at December 26, 2023 11:35 PM (sAmhv)
Yes, Virginia, astrometry is a word:
http://tinyurl.com/yqerlcgt
I didn't know if it was a word, or the proper word would be "astrometrics". It is the former, the latter is only an adjective.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at December 26, 2023 11:36 PM (Mzdiz)
They'll be drinking more than they usually do in San Marcos.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 26, 2023 11:37 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Eromero
Sounds like Darleen in the inflatable hot tub.
Posted by: Miklos knows better than to say nothin' at December 26, 2023 11:34 PM (/XEnI)
Darleen with a giant llama? Kinky!
Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at December 26, 2023 11:37 PM (yWvc2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2023 11:38 PM (tkR6S)
Goodnight!
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 26, 2023 11:39 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Bootleg Modelo
Posted by: Catholic and/or Lutheran Illegal Services at December 26, 2023 11:39 PM (/XEnI)
If she consummates the relationship, she might be up the stick.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2023 11:23 PM (tkR6S)
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Love it and leave it.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 26, 2023 11:30 PM (ch/kO)
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Puns are the root of all evil.
Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at December 26, 2023 11:40 PM (LgsNJ)
Posted by: Eromero at December 26, 2023 11:40 PM (NxC5+)
1) Yes gay marriage led to every damn thing the "bible thumpers" opposing it claimed that it would
2) You can't be part of the cool leftwing kids anymore without having a passing good word for pedos can you?
Posted by: 18-1
Without even getting to murder/death/kill... say one lives in a winter climate in a city with street parking and snow plows...
New Rule- Odd days, park odd side of street so plows can run.
First Offense- parking ticket
2nd- car impounded
3rd- car siezed
4th- owner impounded, whatever force needed.
It is what it is, don't like, don't park car on wrong side of street.
Pedos get the chipper. Don't like it? Don't fvck kids.
Accessories get the same.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 26, 2023 11:40 PM (cOq4q)
They'll be drinking more than they usually do in San Marcos.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Heh! The Outkick site mentioned that they ran out of beer on the Texas State side of the stadium. The Bobkittuh fans are drinkers.
Posted by: Puddleglum, observer of meaningless bowl games at December 26, 2023 11:40 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at December 26, 2023 11:37 PM (yWvc2)
I'm not giant all over.
Posted by: Dalai Lama, humble bragging at December 26, 2023 11:41 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 26, 2023 11:41 PM (VwHCD)
Before that it was probably again American, from ATL to ORD on a return from Paris, when Atlanta had a 'snowstorm' (eyeroll) and I had to spend the night there.
A few just 'fun trips' to NYC for no real reason; the Spirit business was one of those, but I'm not going back.
Posted by: LenNeal at December 26, 2023 11:41 PM (/BBNv)
Posted by: Eromero at December 26, 2023 11:40 PM (NxC5+)
You, too. Thanks for texting! Good test of the phone.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2023 11:42 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Puddleglum, observer of meaningless bowl games at December 26, 2023 11:40 PM (sAmhv)
Partied there many a night while living in Tejas. The tradition lives!
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 26, 2023 11:43 PM (R4t5M)
"Metry" is also a town west of New Orleans, conventionally spelled "Metairie".
But the locals just call it "Metry".
Posted by: Le Mikleuse gives travel and cultural tips at December 26, 2023 11:45 PM (/XEnI)
BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
*takes a breath*
BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
I've lived in the Twin Cities for 60 years, and December 2023 is the mildest December I've ever seen. And they still couldn't handle it.
Posted by: Cesspit Pariah at December 26, 2023 11:48 PM (bueWu)
Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at December 26, 2023 11:37 PM (yWvc2)
I'm not giant all over.
Posted by: Dalai Lama, humble bragging
Total Consciousness?
Dude promises that to everybody.
Posted by: Carl Spackler at December 26, 2023 11:48 PM (/XEnI)
Otherwise I have no idea.
Posted by: LenNeal at December 26, 2023 11:49 PM (/BBNv)
Posted by: emanation of Boulder Terlit Hobo at December 26, 2023 11:50 PM (/XEnI)
My cousin just sent me this, GOES images (updated every 5 minutes) of the Southeast. We ain't gonna see no Moon tonight.
http://tinyurl.com/y59w3r8h
You can plug in whatever section of the Erf you want with that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at December 26, 2023 11:52 PM (Mzdiz)
But the locals just call it "Metry".
Posted by: Le Mikleuse gives travel and cultural tips'
One could do an entire book on mispronounced French location names in the United States.
Posted by: LenNeal at December 26, 2023 11:52 PM (/BBNv)
Otherwise I have no idea.
Posted by: LenNeal
Luggage has a fate of its own. I have never been to Kazakhstan, but have items of clothing that have been.
Posted by: Miklos, shrugging like a Frenchman at December 26, 2023 11:53 PM (/XEnI)
Goodnight!
Posted by: gourmand du jour
I got called for jury duty about a year ago. I sat through an afternoon of both sides questioning people to impanel a jury. You should have seen the nasty, little weasel who was being tried for killing his drug dealer. They never got to the point of questioning me, but it would have been hard for me to look objective. This guy looked guilty as hell to me.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 26, 2023 11:54 PM (0Htd1)
There’s a new war: we must fight a war against nature.
Posted by: Mao at December 26, 2023 11:54 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: LenNeal
To be published in Cairo, Illinois
Posted by: Miklos, good at misprununciation on at least a dozen languages at December 26, 2023 11:55 PM (/XEnI)
Outkick: MORE EXCUSED RACIM: ACTIVIST SAYS BLACK PEOPLE SHOULD HAVE NEVER LET EMINEM RAP
http://tinyurl.com/4z73mma5
"“No non-African can ever be the best of anything African. It’s an insult to the ancestors. It’s an insult to the race and it’s an insult to every black person."
What in the ever lovin' fuck is remotely "African" about fucking hippety-hop?
Also, fuck hippety-hop. Fuck that fucking garbage.
Posted by: Robert at December 26, 2023 11:55 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: nerdygirl'
I would have tried my mightiest to get on that jury and hang it or acquit, on the very real possibility he'd go kill another drug dealer. Or get killed himself.
Posted by: LenNeal at December 26, 2023 11:56 PM (/BBNv)
But the locals just call it "Metry".
Posted by: Le Mikleuse gives travel and cultural tips'
One could do an entire book on mispronounced French location names in the United States.
Posted by: LenNeal at December 26, 2023 11:52 PM (/BBNv)
I always heard that town west of Nawlins called “Meta-rie”.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 26, 2023 11:57 PM (8sMut)
Accessories get the same.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
It would be fun watching lawyers question you to see whether you'd be a good fit to be on a jury.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 26, 2023 11:57 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2023 11:38 PM (tkR6S)
I'm thinking about changing the oil on my car. Ha! Just kidding.
I wish i had half of your energy.
Posted by: javems at December 26, 2023 11:57 PM (8I4hW)
Posted by: Miklos, the kids are off from school some got access to beer at December 26, 2023 11:57 PM (/XEnI)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Heh! The Outkick site mentioned that they ran out of beer on the Texas State side of the stadium. The Bobkittuh fans are drinkers.
Posted by: Puddleglum, observer of meaningless bowl games at December 26, 2023 11:40 PM (sAmhv)
I miss it. I had (still have) my favorite places to go there.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 26, 2023 11:59 PM (8sMut)
The last (and only) time I traveled with them, just hard plastic seats. On a brand new Airbus 350. Bucket seats.
Posted by: gourmand du jour
Actual inverted plastic five gallon buckets.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2023 11:30 PM (63Dwl)
Knot your lap ropes.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 26, 2023 11:59 PM (aD39U)
I'm thinking about changing the oil on my car. Ha! Just kidding.
I wish i had half of your energy.
Posted by: javems
I could ask AOP's energy level in terms of KiloJoules.
And get a precise calculation within moments.
Posted by: Miklos, doing more of an Uncle Joe (The Junction, not DC) at December 27, 2023 12:00 AM (/XEnI)
Posted by: Miklos, prepared for takeoff and "lap rope" knotting at December 27, 2023 12:02 AM (/XEnI)
His defense was, "She shot me, so I shot her back!"
Then, when she seemed dead, he called 911 and was quite upset.
I'm not sure what the whole deal is there but honestly it seems like such a stupid business I'm not clear as to why anybody at all cares.
Posted by: LenNeal at December 27, 2023 12:02 AM (/BBNv)
I wish i had half of your energy.
Posted by: javems at December 26, 2023 11:57 PM (8I4hW)
Buddy's Bobcat did all the heavy lifting. Some days hence we will drag the car that is going to get over to his place, and put the car on his outside hoist to do the engine swap, which is a straight same-for-same deal, and should go quickly. heh.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2023 12:03 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 26, 2023 11:59 PM (aD39U)
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And absolutely NO CHICKENS in the overhead compartment!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2023 12:04 AM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Only Moderately Musical Miklos at December 27, 2023 12:04 AM (/XEnI)
Posted by: Robert at December 26, 2023 11:55 PM (1Yy3c)
1000 X this.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 27, 2023 12:04 AM (VwHCD)
"No non-African can ever be the best of anything African. It’s an insult to the ancestors. It’s an insult to the race and it’s an insult to every black person."
Why are you speaking English?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 27, 2023 12:06 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Cicero
Is Strict rule.
Minor functionaries of small stature OK
Posted by: Aero Pinochet at December 27, 2023 12:06 AM (/XEnI)
.....
I'm not sure what the whole deal is there but honestly it seems like such a stupid business I'm not clear as to why anybody at all cares.
You thinking they both had it comin'? It's a possibility.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 27, 2023 12:07 AM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Puddleglum, observer of meaningless bowl games at December 27, 2023 12:07 AM (sAmhv)
Why are you speaking English?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
C'est une bonne question.
Posted by: Le Fracophonie d'Afrique at December 27, 2023 12:07 AM (/XEnI)
Posted by: nerdygirl
...and another thing... if Trump's lawyers can be shaken down then You as an accussed pedo laywer are most definitely an accessory after the fact. Provided if found guilty after a fair trial, so are you.
Meh, I can do it.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 27, 2023 12:08 AM (cOq4q)
Part-time prostitute gets strangled in a garage over payment as the service rendered was unsatisfactory; spouses stabbing each other; drug dealers shooting each other; single-car drunk driving wrecks; the vast majority are stupidity squared and no amount of Law seems to have any lasting effect on any of the behavior. Occasionally we get an actual murder-murder and those I support prosecuting, but the vast majority are the result of idiocy so staggering I just cannot bring myself to care.
Posted by: LenNeal at December 27, 2023 12:08 AM (/BBNv)
She was less than amused. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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OUCH! I ain't askin' no questions, there...
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2023 12:13 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
If I could do that I... either I would never have a problem finding a date, or could never get past third base.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 27, 2023 12:13 AM (cOq4q)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 27, 2023 12:13 AM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Puddleglum, observer of meaningless bowl games at December 27, 2023 12:13 AM (sAmhv)
All four were known kinda lowlifes so nobody really cares.
Posted by: LenNeal at December 27, 2023 12:13 AM (/BBNv)
I started up a game as the Hittites and at the start your ruler's heir is his grandson, and yet his son still lives.
So I looked it up, and sure enough we have a tablet from ~1300BC that mentions after King Hattusili was mortally wounded and returned home he was so annoyed with his son that he passed the succession on to his grandson.
And here I am 3000 years later reading about this and thinking wow, this might be one of the first "burn" moments in recorded history...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 27, 2023 12:15 AM (XqcwY)
Posted by: LenNeal at December 27, 2023 12:13 AM (/BBNv)
The self-flushing toilet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2023 12:16 AM (tkR6S)
The Matthew Sheppard thing was basically the same and yet he's a "hero" just like George Floyd...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 27, 2023 12:16 AM (XqcwY)
You know what, fuck it. Hang to the lap rope.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner'
Late mention but I'm almost positive that Spirit flight didn't have trays. I was working on a piece on a laptop and distinctly recall having to kind of half-fold it between the seat in front of me and my chest.
Posted by: LenNeal at December 27, 2023 12:16 AM (/BBNv)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2023 12:18 AM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Like X#2's dad-- abusive SOB to his wife & all the kids. Ended up shot on the street, nobody saw nuthin'. No real "investigation" -- the world (and neighborhood) was a better place afterward
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2023 12:19 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
Buddy of mine had a two-story on stilts down by the river . Crazy fucking parties. I'm sure the place has been razed by now. Heh.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 27, 2023 12:19 AM (R4t5M)
Posted by: 18-1'
Matthew Sheppard was a worthless faggot meth-head who soured an arrangement and got whacked by his dealers. But, because it's Laramie, a Blue Boil on the surface of Wyoming, he was a persecuted victim of an anti-queer hate crime.
Notable his killers were not convicted of any kind of hate crime and the presiding judge made that crystal clear
Posted by: LenNeal at December 27, 2023 12:20 AM (/BBNv)
the big thing here would be who is stupid enough to designate the child "darcus? how fucking lazy do you have to be to name somebody darcus? just start with demarcus and start getting rid consonants?
Posted by: N at December 27, 2023 12:20 AM (RjBju)
Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at December 26, 2023 11:40 PM (LgsNJ)
No, it's the love of punny that's the root of all evil.
Posted by: GWB at December 27, 2023 12:21 AM (sSx7k)
Posted by: N at December 27, 2023 12:23 AM (RjBju)
@ChrisBrunet
NEW from
@h_alexander
: Harvard president Claudine Gay is now accused of botching study that landed her tenure at Stanford and refusing to share research with professors who questioned her thesis after finding 'logical inconsistencies'
Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2023 12:25 AM (ZLI7S)
The stabber impulsively stuck the stabbee once, reportedly to 'back him off', but managed to hit the sub-clavian artery. I learned of the happy event at the local watering hole, where several cops I knew were having an impromptu party to celebrate.
Posted by: LenNeal at December 27, 2023 12:25 AM (/BBNv)
Posted by: N at December 27, 2023 12:26 AM (RjBju)
Posted by: N at December 27, 2023 12:27 AM (RjBju)
Posted by: sven at December 27, 2023 12:27 AM (X0I7i)
Posted by: N at December 27, 2023 12:28 AM (RjBju)
Posted by: N'
The .45 ACP is a stupid caliber carried by fags and women.
Posted by: How's that? at December 27, 2023 12:28 AM (/BBNv)
@h_alexander
: Harvard president Claudine Gay is now accused of botching study that landed her tenure at Stanford and refusing to share research with professors who questioned her thesis after finding 'logical inconsistencies'
Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2023 12:25 AM (ZLI7S)
Heh. Her name is going to get dragged through the mud now. And the mud will wind up dirtier.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2023 12:28 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: How
who would disagree with that?
Posted by: N at December 27, 2023 12:29 AM (RjBju)
Posted by: How's that? at December 27, 2023 12:30 AM (/BBNv)
Posted by: N at December 27, 2023 12:27 AM (RjBju)
Rectally-derived information.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2023 12:31 AM (tkR6S)
Now start digging into the faculty of all these ivy-covered shit holes.
It's all a fraud.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 27, 2023 12:32 AM (R4t5M)
Posted by: javems at December 27, 2023 12:34 AM (8I4hW)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 27, 2023 12:35 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 27, 2023 12:07 AM (0Htd1)
*nods*
Posted by: William Munny at December 27, 2023 12:38 AM (DTX3h)
Posted by: N at December 27, 2023 12:27 AM (RjBju)
"Arming America" by Michael Bellesiles has entered the chat.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 27, 2023 12:38 AM (yWvc2)
Harvard to UPenn: "Yo president so stoopit she lose her funding and get her ass fired!"
UPenn to Harvard: "Yeah? Yo president so stoopit don nobody plagiarize her work!"
Harvard: "Yo man, that be low down."
Posted by: LenNeal at December 27, 2023 12:39 AM (/BBNv)
I love that Obama has now decided to go public with his support of her. Take both of these AA frauds down together.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2023 12:39 AM (ZLI7S)
@h_alexander
: Harvard president Claudine Gay is now accused of botching study that landed her tenure at Stanford and refusing to share research with professors who questioned her thesis after finding 'logical inconsistencies'
Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2023 12:25 AM (ZLI7S)
Heh. Her name is going to get dragged through the mud now. And the mud will wind up dirtier.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
If Obama had a sister, she'd look like Claudine Gay.
Posted by: Puddleglum, observer of meaningless bowl games at December 27, 2023 12:41 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Puddleglum, observer of meaningless bowl games at December 27, 2023 12:43 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: N at December 27, 2023 12:43 AM (RjBju)
If Obama had a son, she'd look like Claudine Gay.
Posted by: N at December 27, 2023 12:44 AM (RjBju)
Posted by: javems at December 26
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I've got 10 quarts of oil and a filter riding on the floorboard.
Been there for a while.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 27, 2023 12:45 AM (MXN/f)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2023 12:46 AM (vYWu5)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 27, 2023 12:48 AM (63Dwl)
I don't know what's left to expose of Claudine's fraud, but Chris Brunet wrote about the non-replicability of her data a while back and said "She can't do math. "
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at December 27, 2023 12:48 AM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Puddleglum, observer of meaningless bowl games at December 27, 2023 12:49 AM (sAmhv)
If Obama had a sister, she'd look like Claudine Gay.
Posted by: Puddleglum
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Have you seen Claudine?
If Obama had a son, he'd look like Claudine Gay.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at December 27, 2023 12:51 AM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 27, 2023 12:51 AM (V8he0)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 27, 2023 12:52 AM (MXN/f)
Somebody photoshopped Obama's face onto Claudine's body. It was,,,frightening.
Posted by: Puddleglum, observer of meaningless bowl games at December 27, 2023 12:53 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: N at December 27, 2023 12:53 AM (RjBju)
She't the poster child of DEI. I want her exposed and humiliated so thoroughly that people who have been to afraid of speaking up out of fear of being called a racist find their voice.
Fuck these communists and fuck Obama who started this country down this destructive path.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2023 12:54 AM (ZLI7S)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 27, 2023 12:56 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2023 12:57 AM (vYWu5)
Okay, I hope whoever asked about the "Age of Aquarius" got what he was looking for. This just sent me down a rabbit hole trying to understand something. THe symbol for the vernal equinox is that of Aries. And this is a convention used in serious astronomy. In the equatorial coordinate system, (0,0), the origin is right at the "first point of Aries" by definition.
But wait a minute, the equinox is nowhere near the constellation Aries, it's between Pisces and Aquarius, which what all the "Age of " nonsense is about. So WTF?
Well, you see there is the tropical zodiac system and the sidereal zodiac system. The former always begins at the vernal equinox of date, and is called Aries, always. The sun is thus in the "House of Aries" for 30 degrees, or 2 hours of right ascension.
The sidereal system is where the constellations actually are. Most of the hippie chick astrology nonsense is based on the tropical zodiac system.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at December 27, 2023 12:58 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz)
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For us peasants does that mean that we are in the age of Aquarius or that it begins in 2600?
Posted by: Braenyard at December 27, 2023 01:02 AM (MXN/f)
Posted by: Notorious BFD, 5-D at December 27, 2023 01:07 AM (V8he0)
Per the IAU definition of the constellation boundaries, it begins in 2600AD. Now, those boundaries aren't of equal angular width. Some demand you divide the sky into 12 equal sections of 30 degrees each. Well, and fine, but where is the start, where is the origin? Nothing jumps out, and it has to arbitrary.
So, doing it the equal angle way, you've got about 800 - 1000 years to play with. So, the Age of Aquarius could've started several hundred years ago or up to 2600AD.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at December 27, 2023 01:10 AM (Mzdiz)
https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/satellite.php
Posted by: Braenyard at December 27, 2023 01:11 AM (MXN/f)
In reading on this, I saw a quote from one of the famous astronomers who said something like of all the astrology nonsense the most nonsensical nonsense is the stuff about the precession of the equinoxes.
I see what he meant.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at December 27, 2023 01:12 AM (Mzdiz)
---
She was a sap when it said it liked her bush, and since then she never leaves its side, but the tree is o-ak with that, and won't even bark at her if she pines for another. Like Common Core math, one + tree ='s two.
Posted by: As not seen on TV at December 27, 2023 01:13 AM (Z1BDW)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz)
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I can feel it, like the five blood moons, peace and love wafting over me.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 27, 2023 01:15 AM (MXN/f)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 27, 2023 01:18 AM (MXN/f)
. I want her exposed and humiliated so thoroughly that people who have been to afraid of speaking up out of fear of being called a racist find their voice.
Posted by: JackStraw
=================
It might happen. Bill Ackman says Harvard is pressuring her to resign and she's refused and threatened to sue. The shyte that would come out in that fight...
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at December 27, 2023 01:21 AM (n7rxJ)
And if there's a 9.0 earthquake in Sedona, AZ, does that count as "shaking the dice" with all the crystals, there?
*lights incense*
Just doing my part to help fight air pollution and glowbull worming!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 27, 2023 01:26 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2023 01:26 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone
What's she going to sue Harvard for? Negligence for hiring her when it should've known better? Discovery will be..., nah, they'll settle. This is how she gets a settlement with a confidentiality provision.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 27, 2023 01:28 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 27, 2023 01:31 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2023 01:45 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2023 12:57 AM (vYWu5)
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Haven't you all seen the meme?
http://tinyurl.com/4fzw665k
(Nitter)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 27, 2023 01:47 AM (ch/kO)
We didn't even dare to go "shopping" anywhere today. Ugh! Day-after- Christmas is madness!
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2023 01:49 AM (njWTi)
Besides being cold as balls Duluth is on a giant hill.
Posted by: DaveA at December 27, 2023 01:51 AM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 27, 2023 01:52 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 27, 2023 01:53 AM (sAmhv)
diggin' for a lousy dime
if I hit the mother lode
I'd cover anything that showed...
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2023 01:59 AM (njWTi)
Another Boxing Day has come and gone, at least on the East Coast. The True Meaning of Boxing Day!
https://youtu.be/9rDCdqeTD0o?si=3KF3qTtxwz__srm0
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 27, 2023 02:02 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 27, 2023 12:51 AM (V8he0)
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Note the Hollaria Briden Esq. tweet under Kamala's at the 34 second mark in Dice's clip:
https://youtu.be/X7MnWIMvfB0
If you're not familiar with her, Hollaria is hollarious!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 27, 2023 02:04 AM (ch/kO)
McDonalds Employees.
Funny they don't try to make themselves out martyrs for doing so.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 27, 2023 02:04 AM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 27, 2023 01:52 AM (Sgq8y)
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Very unhappy with all that Netanyahu and the IDF have NOT done.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 27, 2023 02:05 AM (ch/kO)
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2023 02:05 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2023 02:06 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Braenyardq at December 27, 2023 02:10 AM (MXN/f)
s p r e a d o u t, on the bed when he comes in for a nap...
all 4s up in the air & *zonked* LOL
It's funny, but Shhhhhh! Don't tell Cat how funny he looks!
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2023 02:10 AM (njWTi)
Aw.. no! Don't tell me that! Ugh. I like(d) CCleaner. Didn't noticed the *downgrade*... Bah!!!!!!
Crap.
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2023 02:15 AM (njWTi)
She was less than amused. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
When people tell you who they are, believe them …
Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Christmas Cuisine Critic . . . at December 27, 2023 02:27 AM (4Winp)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 27, 2023 02:27 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Adriane
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True!
Can't ignore *that*
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2023 02:29 AM (njWTi)
Yes, tells ya who those people truly are
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2023 02:31 AM (njWTi)
Yes, tells ya who those people truly are
Posted by: JQ
Agreed
Posted by: SFGoth at December 27, 2023 02:34 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 27, 2023 02:27 AM (Sgq8y)
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Gaza should have been flattened by 10/14. Instead, we have a handful of soldiers dying every day for the progressive IDF's strategic fly-swatting tactics - while at the same time we let tons of food and fuel in (and lord knows what else is still coming in via Egypt), all hijacked by Hamas.
I could list a dozen other things but I'll stop here.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 27, 2023 02:35 AM (ch/kO)
Good riddance, AzzHole!!!!!!
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2023 02:37 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2023 02:49 AM (njWTi)
She was less than amused. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Hahaha -
There was a movie where Paul Newman offered Woody Harrelson 1 Million to spend a night with his wife -
Demi Moore I think?
Anyway...
watching it with the ex and I started laughing when she asked 'What would you say if that happened?'
I replied, "Shit for 500k, I'd let him keep you".
Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2023 02:51 AM (n+5ul)
Posted by: garrett
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Well... she's your EX, right?
No wonder.
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2023 02:54 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Someone Else at December 27, 2023 02:54 AM (YPgjG)
Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2023 02:57 AM (n+5ul)
Not many women truly deserve that kind of disrespect.
Hope she's ok.
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2023 02:59 AM (njWTi)
Not many women truly deserve that kind of disrespect.
Hope she's ok.
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2023 02:59 AM (njWTi)
They bust each other's chops, so its more of a comedy show. Not every fucking thing is church lady drama.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 27, 2023 03:04 AM (VwHCD)
Biden's Dog, hang in there.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 27, 2023 03:04 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2023 03:05 AM (n+5ul)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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Glad they've got that understood.
Who TF mentioned church-lady? Not me. Anyway, I still think it's rude AF.
But hey, whatever
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2023 03:06 AM (njWTi)
Demi Moore I think?
I never saw it, but I know what movie you're talking about.
It was Robert Redford, not Newman.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 27, 2023 03:10 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2023 03:10 AM (n+5ul)
Probably. Brian Denehey played Las Vegas.
That's all I remember, really.
Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2023 03:11 AM (n+5ul)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 27, 2023 03:13 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: garrett
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Oh, gawd, you're right... What TF was I *thinking*?
Love VDH. He's so real.
Seriously, though--- don't insult your S.O.'s. Please. Even if they're laughing in that moment, it's hurtful.... and they will always remember it.
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2023 03:13 AM (njWTi)
I'd rather read a book.
Hope you and yours had a great Xmas puddleglum.
Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2023 03:16 AM (n+5ul)
Who TF mentioned church-lady? Not me. Anyway, I still think it's rude AF.
But hey, whatever
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2023 03:06 AM (njWTi)
All I'm saying is this isn't some soap opera wives of rich ass city usa crap. She is tough as nails, she rides a harley, her own. She gives as good as she gets. They screw with each other all the time. My brother is just a tad faster on the draw. Perfect example. She gets on my brother and says you smoke, you don't watch your diet, etc, go get a physical and blood work, blah blah blah. He's in great shape, no body fat, all muscle. Well, he goes and does it and his numbers are text book perfect all the way down the line. He reads off his results to her insufferably pleased with himself, and she says why don't you just go smoke and kill yourself, lol. This is what they do.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 27, 2023 03:20 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2023 03:21 AM (n+5ul)
I don't know you. (or your bro & his wife) You don't know me.
Can we leave it at that?
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2023 03:23 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2023 03:05 AM (n+5ul)
Yeah it was ok. Mrs B always includes some gag gift among my gifts. this year was a hess truck. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 27, 2023 03:24 AM (VwHCD)
Nice. I had an uncle who would gift me those like every 3rd year.
Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2023 03:25 AM (n+5ul)
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2023 03:26 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2023 03:25 AM (n+5ul)
I wish they would reissue the original one.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 27, 2023 03:30 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: JT at December 27, 2023 03:42 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2023 03:43 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2023 03:44 AM (njWTi)
It was Robert Redford, not Newman.
Posted by: Puddleglum
It was Robert Redford, and Woody Harrelson was married to Demi Moore (back before she got weird), and it was called "Indecent Proposal". And it was really kind of a dumb movie, with all sorts of moral mush in it.
Posted by: Tyler Durden, is this Zero Hedge? at December 27, 2023 03:44 AM (tjZg/)
Could be a long day
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2023 03:46 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: JT at December 27, 2023 03:48 AM (T4tVD)
How you ?
Posted by: JT at December 27, 2023 03:49 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: JT at December 27, 2023 03:50 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2023 03:51 AM (njWTi)
What's been happening here?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2023 03:52 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2023 03:54 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JT at December 27, 2023 03:54 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at December 27, 2023 03:54 AM (uGtLI)
I bet that Minneapolis' Sister City of Mogadishu isn't experiencing problems with its electric buses ...
... because Mogadishu has problems simply obtaining a reliable electricity supply.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 27, 2023 03:55 AM (YOdWg)
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2023 03:56 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JT at December 27, 2023 03:56 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2023
***
Howdy, JQ! Yes, I think they are. Stirling bounded in to sit on my chest when he heard me stir. Dagny is doing her standoffish thing -- but both of them slept with me during my nap yesterday.
I'm taking Miss Linda to the big thrift store in the 'burbs today. While she's there I'll nip over to my mechanic and see if he's gotten his wheel-balancing machine in yet. I'm hoping I can get the wheels installed this week.
Linda wants to go "someplace nice" and have a cocktail. But I have no idea where to go, and she can't specify either. I'm thinking the bar in a nice hotel? I dunno. When I was a drinker I did most of that at home, not in bars.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2023 04:00 AM (omVj0)
Appreciating our -so far- mild winter. Shoveling snow might put me over the edge. Lol
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at December 27, 2023 04:00 AM (uGtLI)
I never saw it, but I know what movie you're talking about.
It was Robert Redford, not Newman.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come
It was not the movie with James Caan, Sarah Jessica Parker, Nicholas Cage and the Skydiving Elvises. No moralizing to be had there!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 27, 2023 04:00 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: m at December 27, 2023 04:01 AM (3hrI6)
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2023 04:02 AM (fwDg9)
Walkin' Blues: Joanna Connor Band
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=iSwoM7WIy5M
Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2023 04:03 AM (n+5ul)
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2023 04:04 AM (njWTi)
So the ecosexualist fell for Big Oak, huh?
I'd have guessed that Knotty Pine would have had the inside track for that hot, hot, hot cellulose-on-cellulite action.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 27, 2023 04:06 AM (xG4kz)
The Jan. 3 letter which Cheney’s friend claims she “secretly orchestrated,” was based on conspiracy theories that were being advanced by Democrats in the weeks following the November election.
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Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)