A Very Moron Christmas to All!

Happy puppers..🐶🐾☃️😍 pic.twitter.com/gSV744brkz
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) December 24, 2023

Little Goat 🐐 pic.twitter.com/UBNzRmPQ11
— Parthraj (@Darksector45) December 25, 2023

On the way..🤶🐶🐾🎄😍 pic.twitter.com/k7p0XydahU
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) December 25, 2023

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:53 PM

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1 Hohoho

Posted by: Eromero at December 25, 2023 02:55 PM (NxC5+)

2 hola

Posted by: browndog remembers Higbees and Halles at December 25, 2023 02:55 PM (TTAGa)

3 Merry Christmas to the best people on the internet -- and their little dogs, too!

Posted by: Emmie at December 25, 2023 02:57 PM (Sf2cq)

4 Merry Christmas, Ace, COBs, and the zany, wonderful Horde!

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at December 25, 2023 02:57 PM (anHSL)

5 A Merry Christmas to all Morons, near or far.

God Bless us, every one.

Posted by: Miklos, about to take the Roast Beast out of the oven at December 25, 2023 03:03 PM (/XEnI)

6 Same to you, Ace.

This is a very nice reflection on a Christmas prayer originally written by the man who became John XXlll. From "Guideposts" magazine:

http://tinyurl.com/3n9fjwh7

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2023 03:06 PM (Ct1oh)

7 Feliz Navidad Chuy!

Posted by: DaveA at December 25, 2023 03:07 PM (FhXTo)

8 I suppose someone is going to say that Dude, Where's My Car? isn't a Christmas movie.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 25, 2023 03:10 PM (lTGtQ)

9 Santa was good. Rib roast in the oven.

Merry Christmas to all!

Posted by: Javems at December 25, 2023 03:12 PM (8I4hW)

10 Merry Christmas ace...

Merry Christmas all you other people...

Ham, fresh green beans, scalloped potatoes, fresh homemade sourdough bread.

Bring a container with a lid for leftovers...

Posted by: Muldoon at December 25, 2023 03:12 PM (991eG)

11 Our cup runneth over.

Many thanks, and Merry Christmas Ace.

Posted by: 496 at December 25, 2023 03:14 PM (GeFyf)

12 Prime rib, mashed potatoes and green beans. Very, very chocolate pie for dessert. This pie comes with a high cholesterol warning.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 25, 2023 03:19 PM (2NHgQ)

13 ruff ruff ruff

ruff ruff ruff

ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 25, 2023 03:21 PM (lwOKI)

14 Hohoho
Posted by: Eromero at December 25, 2023 02:55 PM

You got a machine-gun for Christmas?! Sweet!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 25, 2023 03:22 PM (Hofgi)

15 Another one

Rep. Brandon Williams
@RepWilliams 50m
Our home was swatted this afternoon. Thanks to the Deputies and Troopers who contacted me before arriving.

They left with homemade cookies and spiced nuts! Merry Christmas everyone!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 25, 2023 03:22 PM (IG4Id)

16 Merry Christmas Ace !

And Thanks for this place !

Posted by: JT at December 25, 2023 03:22 PM (T4tVD)

17 Bring a container with a lid for leftovers...
Posted by: Muldoon at December 25, 2023 03:12 PM (991eG)

Pretty sure Methodist need a cover dish to get into Heaven.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 25, 2023 03:23 PM (lwOKI)

18 Ace Merry Christmas

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 25, 2023 03:24 PM (lwOKI)

19 Saw a guy and his girl on a trike Saturday. He was decked out as Santa. His girl, naughty Mrs. Claus. Blasting Christmas tunes.

Perfecto

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 25, 2023 03:24 PM (Q4IgG)

20 Merry Christmas!

Posted by: Max Power at December 25, 2023 03:26 PM (+hny1)

21 A Die Hard parody courtesy of Heather Lynn from the BRCC crew.

https://youtu.be/WBLO7oVjjpE?si=mY_MVyEmYrLohGyc

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 25, 2023 03:26 PM (Hofgi)

22 16 Merry Christmas Ace !

And Thanks for this place !
Posted by: JT at December 25, 2023 03:22 PM (T4tVD)

Ace is the Place with the helpful hardware man.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 25, 2023 03:27 PM (lwOKI)

23 So Christmas. Two naps are ok, right?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 25, 2023 03:27 PM (W/lyH)

24 I suppose someone is going to say that Dude, Where's My Car? isn't a Christmas movie.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 25, 2023 03:10 PM (lTGtQ)

I am open on that one, but I will insist that Alien is not a Christmas movie

Posted by: Kindltot at December 25, 2023 03:27 PM (D7oie)

25 Merry Christmas 🎁🎄!!!
Ben Had hooked me up with a Christmas puppy.
Still deciding if I was suckered...😉😁

Posted by: lin-duh at December 25, 2023 03:28 PM (WxkE9)

26 BTW, The Boys In The Boat is a very good movie. And the best part? All the actors are people you've never heard of.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 25, 2023 03:28 PM (NBVIP)

27 Merry Christmas 🎁🎄!!!
Ben Had hooked me up with a Christmas puppy.
Still deciding if I was suckered...😉😁
Posted by: lin-duh at December 25, 2023 03:28 PM

Awww...puppehs!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 25, 2023 03:29 PM (Hofgi)

28 I think I'm going to buy a bass ("base"). I wrote a song and it needs a bassline. I'm just going to get into a groove with it laying down the bottom end until I can figure out where and when to move the left hand fingers to.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 25, 2023 03:30 PM (KAi1n)

29 I'd like to see the top pic after a squirrel ran by.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 25, 2023 03:30 PM (bo7UB)

30 Saw a guy and his girl on a trike Saturday. He was decked out as Santa. His girl, naughty Mrs. Claus. Blasting Christmas tunes.

Frisco circa 1993, saw a busty Mrs Santa driving a passed out Santa passenger in a black Cadillac.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at December 25, 2023 03:31 PM (HUU6s)

31 Merry Christmas, everyone. Fun Size Joe and WeaselCatv2 both had lots of presents under the tree. FSJ had two flat crinkly toys (duck and alligator), a stuffed sheep and a jug of Milk Bone treats. Lulu, aka WCv2, had a pickle stuffed with catnip and a package of kitty Party Mix. Big morning!

Posted by: Weasel at December 25, 2023 03:32 PM (JwHpX)

32 We had our big busy loud Christmas last night. Prime rib, potatoes, mushrooms And green beans. Played games and drank bourbon with dessert.

Son #1 came over for breakfast this morning. Now it's just me.

It's raining on the beach. Perhaps I'll go for a walk.

Merry Christmas horde.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2023 03:33 PM (bd6Zt)

33 I think I'm going to buy a bass ("base"). I wrote a song and it needs a bassline. I'm just going to get into a groove with it laying down the bottom end until I can figure out where and when to move the left hand fingers to.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 25, 2023 03:30 PM

IIRC, Horde Tradition requires a drum solo proceeding this.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 25, 2023 03:34 PM (a3Q+t)

34
Hey, everyone! NBC says respiratory illnesses are increasing. A solemn-voiced expert says we need to mask up again.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2023 03:34 PM (MoZTd)

35 Subdued Christmas dinner here, only 9 people

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2023 03:35 PM (eFExz)

36 BTW, The Boys In The Boat is a very good movie. And the best part? All the actors are people you've never heard of.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 25, 2023 03:28 PM

Good thing they didn't title it "The Man In The Boat", because no man would ever see it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 25, 2023 03:35 PM (a3Q+t)

37 I'm not entirely sure this is in the Christmas spirit but Critical Drinker says Rebel Moon sucks. Chuckle worthy.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yDHgA5e2du8

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 25, 2023 03:36 PM (FVME7)

38 28 I think I'm going to buy a bass ("base"). I wrote a song and it needs a bassline. I'm just going to get into a groove with it laying down the bottom end until I can figure out where and when to move the left hand fingers to.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 25, 2023 03:30 PM (KAi1n)

Nice bass line
Chorus is kinda crappie
Maybe needs a better hook
Your are gonna need to pulls a bunch of fins from your walleye

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 25, 2023 03:36 PM (lwOKI)

39 BTW, The Boys In The Boat is a very good movie. And the best part? All the actors are people you've never heard of.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 25, 2023 03:28 PM (NBVIP)

I hate to talk up anything of the U of Washington, (Go Cougs!) but TBITB is a compelling story. An equally good story is the U of W women's softball team. Started in '93, the coach took a very young team and in the senior year of the original players, they found themselves in the finals at the collegiate World Series. And that game went down to the last inning.
Incredible achievement.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 25, 2023 03:39 PM (W/lyH)

40 Nice bass line
Chorus is kinda crappie
Maybe needs a better hook
Your are gonna need to pulls a bunch of fins from your walleye
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 25, 2023 03:36 PM

Needs more cowbell.

Posted by: Bruce Dickinson at December 25, 2023 03:39 PM (a3Q+t)

41
Merry Christmas! Words that will ring with irony in the ears of Claudine Gay. Bill ackman might give her a rest today if no news breaks, but he was cranking up the pressure yesterday with a tweet about a possible legal showdown between her and the board.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at December 25, 2023 03:39 PM (n7rxJ)

42 TW, The Boys In The Boat is a very good movie. And the best part? All the actors are people you've never heard of.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty

It was a very good book, so I guess if one didn't try to screw it up, it would make a good movie.

BTW, whomever comes up with a way to cook a turkey in 45 minutes without ruining it will become a billionaire.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 25, 2023 03:39 PM (lTGtQ)

43 Hey, everyone! NBC says respiratory illnesses are increasing. A solemn-voiced expert says we need to mask up again.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I went to a routine doctor's appointment a week ago and they made me mask up.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 25, 2023 03:40 PM (FVME7)

44 BTW, The Boys In The Boat is a very good movie. And the best part? All the actors are people you've never heard of.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 25, 2023 03:28 PM

Really? Let's screen it in a Senate hearing room!!! Oh...boat. Nevermind.

Posted by: Office of Sen. Cardin at December 25, 2023 03:41 PM (Angsy)

45 Don't look at me! I'm not picking up all that dog crap! Bah! Humbug!

Posted by: Mr. Grouch at December 25, 2023 03:41 PM (V5BDR)

46 The Taylor Swift curse is real.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2023 03:42 PM (ZLI7S)

47 Lulu, aka WCv2, had a pickle stuffed with catnip and a package of kitty Party Mix. Big morning!
Posted by: Weasel at December 25, 2023 03:32
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Black Betty got catnip stuffed mice this morning. She's currently passed out in the great room.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 25, 2023 03:43 PM (ju2Fy)

48 BTW, whomever comes up with a way to cook a turkey in 45 minutes without ruining it will become a billionaire.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 25, 2023 03:39 PM (lTGtQ)

I here you get a free garage by deep frying a frozen turkey.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 25, 2023 03:43 PM (lwOKI)

49 1 Hohoho
Posted by: Eromero at December 25, 2023 02:55 PM (NxC5+)

_________________________

Funny...that seems fine here. But, when I said to a woman at the gas station this morning she seemed offended.

Anyway. Merry Christmas you filth animals!!! Rest up, 2024 is around the corner and I aim to misbehave.

Posted by: Orson at December 25, 2023 03:45 PM (dIske)

50 Florida Woman was arrested for keeping 300 animals in her double wide. No, they weren't mice.

It was a lot of cats, a lot of ducks and chickens, 3 dogs, and a peacock. And her 75 yr old mom

Posted by: kallisto wondering maybe this should wait for the Pet Thread? at December 25, 2023 03:46 PM (/VKDc)

51
The Taylor Swift curse is real.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2023 03:42 PM

Prey tell, what did the contemporary wanna-be version of Eva Braun do now? Football?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 25, 2023 03:47 PM (enJYY)

52
I went to a routine doctor's appointment a week ago and they made me mask up.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here

___________

Then don't go to the doctor for anything less than an emergency.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2023 03:47 PM (MoZTd)

53 The Taylor Swift curse is real.
Posted by: JackStraw
---------------

I think it's the State Farm and Subway commercials that are unfocusing the team. Oh, Pfizer too.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 25, 2023 03:48 PM (ju2Fy)

54 "BTW, The Boys In The Boat is a very good movie. And the best part? All the actors are people you've never heard of."

Was wondering how it was. Probably go see it tomorrow.

Posted by: Tuna at December 25, 2023 03:49 PM (oaGWv)

55
The Taylor Swift curse is real.
Posted by: JackStraw

_________

Maybe the Chiefs can write a song about a horrible ex-girlfriend.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2023 03:49 PM (MoZTd)

56 FL Woman got caught when she brought 22 cats to the SPCA to get neutered. It wasn't the number of cats that tipped off the staff to the fact that she was a pet hoarder...it was her odor.
Evidently a pet hoarder's aroma precedes them.

Posted by: kallisto at December 25, 2023 03:49 PM (/VKDc)

57 IIRC, Horde Tradition requires a drum solo proceeding this.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Live version. This isn't the 70's.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 25, 2023 03:49 PM (KAi1n)

58 >>Prey tell, what did the contemporary wanna-be version of Eva Braun do now? Football?

She sucked the life out of the Chiefs.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2023 03:49 PM (ZLI7S)

59 >>> Florida Woman was arrested for keeping 300 animals in her double wide. No, they weren't mice.
It was a lot of cats, a lot of ducks and chickens, 3 dogs, and a peacock. And her 75 yr old mom
Posted by: kallisto wondering maybe this should wait for the Pet Thread?

And still not enough to make a single turducken.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 25, 2023 03:50 PM (cOq4q)

60 She sucked the life out of the Chiefs.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2023 03:49 PM (ZLI7S)

_________________________

She's messing with the Eagles, too.

Posted by: Orson at December 25, 2023 03:51 PM (dIske)

61 Hohoho
Posted by: Eromero at December 25, 2023 02:55 PM (NxC5+)

_________________________

Funny...that seems fine here. But, when I said to a woman at the gas station this morning she seemed offended.

-
Maybe she was turning her life around and didn't like to be reminded.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 25, 2023 03:51 PM (FVME7)

62 The NFC wildcard race is, wild.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 25, 2023 03:52 PM (KAi1n)

63 KC needs to suit up Jake from State Farm.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 25, 2023 03:52 PM (W/lyH)

64 Thanks for everything Ace. You make this world a better place!

Posted by: Erik L at December 25, 2023 03:52 PM (LnLoZ)

65

Ho Ho Ho, your mother's a Ho...

Posted by: Ped Xing at December 25, 2023 03:53 PM (IzhsC)

66 Make way, make way!

For here are Hope and Wonder, Love and Joy.

Make way, make way!

For here are Hope and Wonder, Love and Joy!

Posted by: Tom Perry at December 25, 2023 03:53 PM (MX0bI)

67
The Chiefs - hate 'em. Put up with Andy Reid here in Philadelphia who week after losing week said, 'Gotta do a better job'.

The departs the Iggles and wins the Super Bowl the next season.

Something like that isn't easily forgotten or forgiven.

:: Sticks more pins in Andy Reid voodoo doll ::

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 25, 2023 03:53 PM (enJYY)

68
Funny...that seems fine here. But, when I said to a woman at the gas station this morning she seemed offended.

-
Maybe she was turning her life around and didn't like to be reminded.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here

You needed to add the last line for her to adjust her attitude - "Now I have a machine gun."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 25, 2023 03:54 PM (YOdWg)

69 The Taylor Swift curse is real.
Posted by: JackStraw

_________

Maybe the Chiefs can write a song about a horrible ex-girlfriend.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

"She Sucks Except When I Want Her To"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 25, 2023 03:54 PM (FVME7)

70 This how pathetic the NFL's "second season" is: the Giants have not been eliminated with a 5 and 9 record. Just get it over with and go to an NHL-style, all-but-the-worst-team-in-the-division qualifies.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 25, 2023 03:55 PM (KAi1n)

71 Merry Christmas to all. Got one daughter, SIL and grandkid over for a visit and supper.
Slow oven cooked ribs, corn bread and B&M baked beans. Not a traditional Christmas supper, but might be going forward.

Posted by: From about that Time at December 25, 2023 03:58 PM (4780s)

72 The New York Times
@nytimes
Donald Trump has at times turned to baseless and misleading claims about immigration during rallies in recent months. Here’s a fact check.

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The border is fine, just fine I tells ya! A greased worm couldn't wiggle through!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 25, 2023 04:01 PM (FVME7)

73 Hey, everyone! NBC says respiratory illnesses are increasing. A solemn-voiced expert says we need to mask up again.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I went to a routine doctor's appointment a week ago and they made me mask up.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 25, 2023 03:40 PM (FVME7)
====

Can't be too safe!

Posted by: Lies Karen Tells at December 25, 2023 04:01 PM (RIvkX)

74
Home-made ham and bean soup for lunch.

It's chilly here today, so the puppies can't spend much time outside. We're starting to work on having them do their business outside because they're beginning to turn into little excretory machines.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2023 04:02 PM (MoZTd)

75 Merry Christmas everyone

Posted by: banana Dream at December 25, 2023 04:02 PM (yn1eg)

76 Merry Christmas Ace. Thank you for the blessings you tirelessly bestow upon the moron horde.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * take no prisoners at December 25, 2023 04:02 PM (UAnY8)

77 The Taylor Swift curse is real.
Posted by: JackStraw

_________

Maybe the Chiefs can write a song about a horrible ex-girlfriend.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

"She Sucks Except When I Want Her To"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here
_________________

Bet she has someone suck for her.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 25, 2023 04:03 PM (Q4IgG)

78 It's chilly here today, so the puppies can't spend much time outside. We're starting to work on having them do their business outside because they're beginning to turn into little excretory machines.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2023 04:02 PM (MoZTd)

Well, shit. That's gotta create quite a mess.,

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 25, 2023 04:03 PM (Angsy)

79 С Новым Годом!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2023 04:04 PM (RIvkX)

80

I'll bet she just lays there like an underpaid whore on a slow evening...

Posted by: Ped Xing at December 25, 2023 04:06 PM (IzhsC)

81 Wasn't sure if I'd hear from my stepson but he popped up with a text this morning. Sent me a picture of his boy opening presents. Abe seems to have a mullet, which may be the fashion in kindergarten these days.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 25, 2023 04:06 PM (L8hCM)

82 Hey, everyone! NBC says respiratory illnesses are increasing. A solemn-voiced expert says we need to mask up again.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2023 03:34 PM (MoZTd)

It's a compliance test to see if we're ready for the next phase of the hostile takeover.

Posted by: Emmie at December 25, 2023 04:07 PM (Sf2cq)

83 Meanwhile, here in Colorado, Governor Jerry the Fairy has got the ~~Christmas~~ Navidad spirit.

http://tinyurl.com/bdbxfd5p

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 25, 2023 04:08 PM (FVME7)

84 Hey guys!

It's THE COLD AND FLU SEASON! It happens every winter!

Wash your hands
Keep your hands away from your face.
Stay home when you're sick.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2023 04:08 PM (8TJgL)

85
I'll bet she just lays there like an underpaid whore on a slow evening...
Posted by: Ped Xing at December 25, 2023 04:06 PM (IzhsC)

__________

*ring, ring!*

"Hello?.. Oh, hi Cheryl!.. Nothing much."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2023 04:08 PM (MoZTd)

86 Hey guys!

It's THE COLD AND FLU SEASON! It happens every winter!

Wash your hands
Keep your hands away from your face.
Stay home when you're sick.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2023 04:08 PM

No way!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 25, 2023 04:09 PM (Hofgi)

87
It's THE COLD AND FLU SEASON! It happens every winter!

__________

Compounded by El Niño, Global Warming and Islamophobia.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2023 04:10 PM (MoZTd)

88 79 С Новым Годом!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2023 04:04 PM (RIvkX)

Premature Happy-New-Year'ing!

Posted by: m at December 25, 2023 04:11 PM (x7m+Z)

89 And that is why I am having a not so Merry Christmas but at least I'm not passing it on.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 25, 2023 04:12 PM (L8hCM)

90
Keep your hands away from your face.

__________

*hastily removes finger from nose*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2023 04:12 PM (MoZTd)

91 Merry Christmas to one and all.

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 25, 2023 04:12 PM (V3F+L)

92 Hey guys!

It's THE COLD AND FLU SEASON! It happens every winter!

Wash your hands
Keep your hands away from your face.
Stay home when you're sick.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2023 04:08 PM

No way!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 25, 2023 04:09 PM (Hofgi)
***

What sorcery be this!!!???

Posted by: Diogenes at December 25, 2023 04:12 PM (W/lyH)

93 С Новым Годом!
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Gesundheit.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 25, 2023 04:14 PM (ju2Fy)

94 olddog, sorry you're credited as "odddog" on the front page of the blog!

Posted by: m at December 25, 2023 04:15 PM (x7m+Z)

95 Dave In Texas' "Crap Tree"
Thanks to odddog

Posted by: m at December 25, 2023 04:16 PM (x7m+Z)

96
Protip: If you intend to travel through a state whose Governor has just released (40) murderers, reconsider limiting your purchases there or extending the shoplifting season into January.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 25, 2023 04:16 PM (enJYY)

97 Merry Christmas, darling ones! Bless Ace for working today and bless you all for being you. xoxo

Posted by: Peaches at December 25, 2023 04:17 PM (14URa)

98

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year one and all.

Wish I'd taken this week off. Not feeling great joy at returning to work tomorrow...

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at December 25, 2023 04:17 PM (IzhsC)

99 There oughta be a cat sitting on the top of that tree-of-dogs, ruling over them all.

Posted by: m at December 25, 2023 04:18 PM (x7m+Z)

100 Peaches!

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at December 25, 2023 04:19 PM (IzhsC)

101 С Новым Годом!

Too soon.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 25, 2023 04:19 PM (YAtuc)

102 Taylor Swift's curse is working its magic on Travis Kelce?

Couldn't happen to a more deserving target!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at December 25, 2023 04:19 PM (xxG/v)

103 A disarmed army is a safe army!

Susan Collins Pushes Gun Control on U.S. Troops

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 25, 2023 04:20 PM (FVME7)

104 olddog, sorry you're credited as "odddog" on the front page of the blog!
Posted by: m at December 25, 2023 04:15

Has a sadz. Not really. LOL.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 25, 2023 04:20 PM (ju2Fy)

105 Medical advice such as nurse above is why America’s a first world nation. For now.

Posted by: Eromero at December 25, 2023 04:21 PM (NxC5+)

106 Nood open thread.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 25, 2023 04:21 PM (sNc8Y)

107 81 my stepson ... popped up with a text this morning. Sent me a picture of his boy opening presents.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 25, 2023 04:06 PM (L8hCM)

Something!

Posted by: m at December 25, 2023 04:21 PM (x7m+Z)

108 104 olddog, sorry you're credited as "odddog" on the front page of the blog!
Posted by: m at December 25, 2023 04:15

Has a sadz. Not really. LOL.
Posted by: olddog in mo at December 25, 2023 04:20 PM (ju2Fy)

; )

Posted by: m at December 25, 2023 04:22 PM (x7m+Z)

109 Posted by: m at December 25, 2023 04:15 PM (x7m+Z)

Ace needs an editor!

[I'll fix it]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 25, 2023 04:22 PM (gSZYf)

110 There oughta be a cat sitting on the top of that tree-of-dogs, ruling over them all.
Posted by: m at December 25, 2023 04:18 PM (x7m+Z)

One cat to rule them all. Sounds familiar some how.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at December 25, 2023 04:22 PM (6vqEw)

111 They know their own.

Satanic Cult "Order of Nine Angels" Endorses Biden/Harris 2024

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 25, 2023 04:22 PM (FVME7)

112 109 Posted by: m at December 25, 2023 04:15 PM (x7m+Z)

Ace needs an editor!

[I'll fix it]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 25, 2023 04:22 PM (gSZYf)

Yay, cob-logger!

Posted by: m at December 25, 2023 04:23 PM (x7m+Z)

113 С Новым Годом!
Posted by: San Franpsycho

The Horde Cries Out!

Posted by: Miklos, wishing merry Christmas to Uncle Palp, wherever he may be at December 25, 2023 05:09 PM (/XEnI)

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