Sexy New Years Day Open Thread

A pre-James Bond John Barry.

Caution, the video is a little spicy. It features gallies in corsets and stockings.

Because the piece is called "Black Stockings."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:43 PM

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1 Nice lingerie!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 01, 2024 06:44 PM (gSZYf)

2 Spicy!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, for certain values of sock, rat, & Eez ... at January 01, 2024 06:47 PM (kc18b)

3 Nice.

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 01, 2024 06:47 PM (xT7BI)

4 Lingerie???
Hell. Nice car!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 01, 2024 06:47 PM (W/lyH)

5 I've got a secret.

Posted by: Victoria at January 01, 2024 06:47 PM (NBVIP)

6 What was she rigging up with her stockings? The radiator hose?

Posted by: banana Dream at January 01, 2024 06:47 PM (Y6IkP)

7 Look at the bright side - it isn't Cher.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 01, 2024 06:47 PM (1yJEi)

8 From a time when covering up was better than showing it all.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 01, 2024 06:48 PM (IaTa3)

9 hmmm … it’s no From Russia with Love …

Posted by: Zombie Sean Connery at January 01, 2024 06:48 PM (4Winp)

10 Halftime at the Rose Bowl, and we don't get one full number from the band? Football has really changed.

Michigan is playing their ass off. I heard there's a ball game, too.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 01, 2024 06:48 PM (FCs/J)

11 Roadside service you can trust!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 01, 2024 06:48 PM (hOUT3)

12 James Bond?

Let's get this party started

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqNcyFNMfLM

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 01, 2024 06:48 PM (Wj5J7)

13 Garter belts. Just wait until they snap.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 01, 2024 06:49 PM (Wj5J7)

14 Ace's YouTube search history must be a doozy.

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2024 06:50 PM (pTb/Z)

15 Excellent video

and did you see the size of Sophia Loren's

hat?

Posted by: Don Black at January 01, 2024 06:50 PM (geLO8)

16 "Halftime at the Rose Bowl, and we don't get one full number from the band? Football has really changed."

No. We have to listen to "analysts" yap their a**es off.

Posted by: Tuna at January 01, 2024 06:51 PM (oaGWv)

17 6 What was she rigging up with her stockings? The radiator hose?

Prolly a fan belt.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 01, 2024 06:51 PM (NBVIP)

18 Is that Sam Brinton in the video?

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 01, 2024 06:51 PM (ju2Fy)

19 14 Ace's YouTube search history must be a doozy.
Posted by: bluebell

Bob from NSA is still in therapy from the last search!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 01, 2024 06:52 PM (hOUT3)

20 Video lacks credibility. How on earth could they leave out Juliet Prowse?

Posted by: creeper at January 01, 2024 06:52 PM (cTCuP)

21 Chocolate and nylons.

Posted by: WWII European currency at January 01, 2024 06:53 PM (NBVIP)

22 Back when legs could take you places.

Posted by: Emmie at January 01, 2024 06:54 PM (Sf2cq)

23 15 Excellent video

and did you see the size of Sophia Loren's

hat?

Posted by: Don Black
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I believe that hat can be seen at 'Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow'.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 01, 2024 06:54 PM (367uk)

24 The most important button in your house is the mute button.

Posted by: Jamaica at January 01, 2024 06:54 PM (Eeb9P)

25 The Rose Bowl game is frustrating me; Alabama looks sleepy. I’ll give Michigan credit; they’re obviously more fired up than the Tide. Refs did miss an obvious running into the kicker penalty that would’ve given Alabama a first down. Bama offense finally looked awake on their last drive. They get the ball to start the 2nd half. I still think Bama wins but they gotta start playing harder….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 01, 2024 06:54 PM (xT8gx)

26 Wow. So it turns out that the best Michigan team in decades playing a lockdown near-perfect game is the equal to the most questionable Alabama team in years playing a terrible first half.

Posted by: Nikki Haley knows without a doubt that superpower FSU deserved to be in the playoffs at January 01, 2024 06:54 PM (9cE5Q)

27 Stockings = yum

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at January 01, 2024 06:54 PM (MvATi)

28 That made me harder than cashing my Mammas SS Check.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 01, 2024 06:54 PM (lwOKI)

29 These women are too classy for gravel and pistachio nuts.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 01, 2024 06:55 PM (R4t5M)

30 Britton would have stolen the luggage

Posted by: Jamaica at January 01, 2024 06:55 PM (Eeb9P)

31
Black stalkings, you say?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 01, 2024 06:55 PM (8Z5Bd)

32 black stockings?

laurel and hardy: 'double whoopie' 1928

stand closes the taxi door on jean harlow's dress:

http://tinyurl.com/2b58wjt9

and laurel and hardy 1929 'unaccostomed as we are' with thelma todd

http://tinyurl.com/mzys2wxc

Posted by: gnats local 678 at January 01, 2024 06:55 PM (B1FKF)

33 @17 Ogosh -- it wasn't here, was it? Someplace I was, someone mentioned the old fan belt gambit, and nobody there got it. Several of us there had to boy-'splain how the story was told.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 01, 2024 06:55 PM (FCs/J)

34 That one lady was using her stocking as a field expedient drive belt, which was actually a thing in the Army's vehicle recovery field manual

also Ava Gardner at 31 seconds is impressive

Posted by: Don Black at January 01, 2024 06:56 PM (geLO8)

35 Garter belts. Just wait until they snap.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 01, 2024 06:49 PM

We can snap 'ette garter belts in the Saturday Morning Coffee Thread?

This opens up a world, indeed a universe, of fecund possibilities.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 01, 2024 06:56 PM (a3Q+t)

36 >>> Ace's YouTube search history must be a doozy.
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2024 06:50 PM (pTb/Z)

hobo stew how long cook

lesbian ewoks video

are there ewoks with large furry gabanzas

are there lesbian ewoks with large furry gabanzas near me

shelving

shelving injuries how to treat

Javier Milei what kind of garbage cans used in Argentina

Posted by: banana Dream at January 01, 2024 06:56 PM (Y6IkP)

37 I saw Black Stockings open for Golden Earing at the TCCC in 1982.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 01, 2024 06:57 PM (lwOKI)

38 I think Alabama really wanted to beat Georgia. Now, it’s all downhill.
I saw a video of Texas A&M band, pretty cool. A&M sounds like a weird place, tho

Posted by: Jamaica at January 01, 2024 06:57 PM (Eeb9P)

39 Refs did miss an obvious running into the kicker penalty that would’ve given Alabama a first down.

--

People have turned up the head ref's Facebook and other social media posts. A Michigan fan.

You would think there would be at least some attempt at finding unbiased officials.

Posted by: Nikki Haley knows without a doubt that superpower FSU deserved to be in the playoffs at January 01, 2024 06:58 PM (9cE5Q)

40 Back when legs could take you places.
Posted by: Emmie at January 01, 2024 06:54 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUDcTLaWJuo

Posted by: ZZ Top at January 01, 2024 06:58 PM (a3Q+t)

41 this game is a yawner.
And the second game won't end until early January 2. Not sure I will even try to start with that game.

Posted by: Ex GOP at January 01, 2024 06:58 PM (qS8WV)

42 Ace's YouTube search history must be a doozy.
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2024 06:50 PM (pTb/Z)

hobo stew how long cook

lesbian ewoks video

are there ewoks with large furry gabanzas

are there lesbian ewoks with large furry gabanzas near me

I thought Ewoks were polysexual or multisexual.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 01, 2024 06:58 PM (zYoUB)

43 Unless Alabama can solve Michigan's pass rush, their 2nd half might not be fun

Posted by: Don Black at January 01, 2024 06:59 PM (geLO8)

44 We can snap 'ette garter belts in the Saturday Morning Coffee Thread?

This opens up a world, indeed a universe, of fecund possibilities.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 01, 2024 06:56 PM (a3Q+t)

Good luck with that. I burned my garter belt along with my bra.

Posted by: creeper at January 01, 2024 06:59 PM (cTCuP)

45 Javier Milei what kind of garbage cans used in Argentina
Posted by: banana Dream at January 01, 2024 06:56 PM (Y6IkP)

Spicy Kaboom Party Mix Recipes

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 01, 2024 06:59 PM (lwOKI)

46 *serves up another video*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idtYckLIZnI

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 01, 2024 06:59 PM (Wj5J7)

47 playing a lockdown near-perfect game

We watching the same Michigan?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 01, 2024 06:59 PM (FCs/J)

48 playing a lockdown near-perfect game

We watching the same Michigan?
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver

-

For B10's Michigan?

Absolutely.

Posted by: Nikki Haley knows without a doubt that superpower FSU deserved to be in the playoffs at January 01, 2024 07:00 PM (9cE5Q)

49
Ava Gardner ... yum

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 01, 2024 07:00 PM (8Z5Bd)

50 Javier Milei what kind of garbage cans used in Argentina
Posted by: banana Dream at January 01, 2024 06:56 PM (Y6IkP)

I would make a King of anyone that get rid of the recycling bullshit.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 01, 2024 07:00 PM (lwOKI)

51 Wolverines are emotionally engaged; Tide more indifferent/business-like. My God, men, it’s the National semifinals. I know Georgia is better than Michigan but you have to want it. I wonder if Saban has a Knute Rockne speech for halftime….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 01, 2024 07:01 PM (xT8gx)

52 I was beginning to get a stiffy but that's only because I know that none of the women in corsets and stockings in this clip are strapping their meat to conceal their transition.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 01, 2024 07:01 PM (J3ryZ)

53 Javier Milei what kind of garbage cans used in Argentina
Posted by: banana Dream at January 01, 2024 06:56 PM (Y6IkP)

*snort

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 01, 2024 07:01 PM (OX9vb)

54 There's a reason they groaned when they saw they had to play Alabama. Even this Alabama team.

Posted by: Nikki Haley knows without a doubt that superpower FSU deserved to be in the playoffs at January 01, 2024 07:01 PM (9cE5Q)

55 Caution, the video is a little spicy. It features gallies in corsets and stockings.
-
As long as it's not in a calendar, it's probably fine.

Posted by: Methos at January 01, 2024 07:01 PM (Dnobf)

56 Michigan excels at losing in the Rose Bowl. So there's that.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 01, 2024 07:01 PM (R4t5M)

57 Michigan excels at losing in the Rose Bowl. So there's that.

-

Rumor has it they've been working on a fix for that.

Posted by: Nikki Haley knows without a doubt that superpower FSU deserved to be in the playoffs at January 01, 2024 07:02 PM (9cE5Q)

58 For me, college football ends with the Rose Bowl. I’ve seen about 10 minutes of the Sugar Bowl in my life.

Posted by: Jamaica at January 01, 2024 07:02 PM (Eeb9P)

59 Alabama had better unf*** itself and start shitting Tiffany cufflinks

Posted by: Don Black at January 01, 2024 07:02 PM (geLO8)

60 as long as we're kind of on the subject of women's stuff, jill goodacre was pretty much the star of the victoria's secret catalogues back in the late 1980s. I passed her on 40th st in manhattan one afternoon c 1992. just stunningly pretty in person.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at January 01, 2024 07:03 PM (B1FKF)

61 52 I was beginning to get a stiffy but that's only because I know that none of the women in corsets and stockings in this clip are strapping their meat to conceal their transition.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 01, 2024 07:01 PM (J3ryZ)

I saw Strapping Meat open for Meatloaf at the Dallas Agora in 1980.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 01, 2024 07:03 PM (lwOKI)

62 Flashy

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2024 07:03 PM (63Dwl)

63 Nice lingerie!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 01, 2024 06:44 PM (gSZYf)

The flicker effect was annoying, and pointless. Tune could have done without the syrupy violins, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2024 07:03 PM (tkR6S)

64 I've been off work for ten days. I don't want to go back tomorrow. Hope I remember my passwords and stuff.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 01, 2024 07:04 PM (OX9vb)

65 actually a thing in the Army's vehicle recovery field manual

Ubi sunt, the snows of yesteryear...all sheaves and greaves.
Once they went to toothed belts and inside/outside serpentines, you had to go out with a whole different class of girl to get home that way. Could account for lot, sociologically.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 01, 2024 07:04 PM (FCs/J)

66 I've been off work for ten days. I don't want to go back tomorrow. Hope I remember my passwords and stuff.

-

That's why you leave them on a post-it note on your monitor before vacation starts.

Posted by: Nikki Haley knows without a doubt that superpower FSU deserved to be in the playoffs at January 01, 2024 07:04 PM (9cE5Q)

67 Ohio St. came out and ran the ball down Michigan’s throat for a TD. They then went back to throwing every other down. I can’t see Saban not running it for the win

Posted by: Jamaica at January 01, 2024 07:05 PM (Eeb9P)

68

Real Women, Real Curves, Real Snizzwiz.

Unlike Cher and her pistachio road gravel crunchy frog peanut butter anal surprise...

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at January 01, 2024 07:05 PM (K/7Yc)

69 that's how Alabama can win- running

Posted by: Don Black at January 01, 2024 07:06 PM (geLO8)

70 "I've been off work for ten days. I don't want to go back tomorrow. Hope I remember my passwords and stuff."

I always resented having to go back to work after a holiday or vacation. Thank goodness I don't have to think about it anymore.

Posted by: Tuna at January 01, 2024 07:06 PM (oaGWv)

71 I know Georgia is better than Michigan but you have to want it. I wonder if Saban has a Knute Rockne speech for halftime….
====
Do it for the Zipper!!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 01, 2024 07:07 PM (2yu8s)

72 Real Women, Real Curves, Real Snizzwiz.
Unlike Cher and her pistachio road gravel crunchy frog peanut butter anal surprise...
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at January 01, 2024 07:05 PM (K/7Yc)

Now you know why I ran into that tree.

A man can only take so much.

Posted by: Zombie Sonny Bono at January 01, 2024 07:07 PM (R/m4+)

73 Michigan excels at losing in the Rose Bowl. So there's that.

-

Rumor has it they've been working on a fix for that.
Posted by: Nikki Haley knows without a doubt that superpower FSU deserved to be in the playoffs at January 01, 2024 07:02 PM (9cE5Q)
***

Don't look at us!

Posted by: The Refs at January 01, 2024 07:07 PM (W/lyH)

74 Is Cris Fowler watching the game or his phone?

Posted by: Jamaica at January 01, 2024 07:07 PM (Eeb9P)

75 Real Women, Real Curves, Real Snizzwiz.
Unlike Cher and her pistachio road gravel crunchy frog peanut butter anal surprise...
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at January 01, 2024 07:05 PM (K/7Yc)

Now you know why I ran into that tree.

A man can only take so much.
Posted by: Zombie Sonny Bono at January 01, 2024 07:07 PM (R/m4+)
***

There are no accidents.

Posted by: The Trees at January 01, 2024 07:08 PM (W/lyH)

76 Can anybody here play this game?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 01, 2024 07:08 PM (FCs/J)

77 64 I've been off work for ten days. I don't want to go back tomorrow. Hope I remember my passwords and stuff.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 01, 2024 07:04 PM (OX9vb)

Changes luggage from 000!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 01, 2024 07:08 PM (lwOKI)

78 Now Alabama is self-destructing in their first 2nd half drive. Can’t even get the snap right

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 01, 2024 07:08 PM (xT8gx)

79 I'm rooting for Bama
Michigan is northern, Democrat, alien

Alabama is southern, conservative

Posted by: Don Black at January 01, 2024 07:08 PM (geLO8)

80 That was the set up for the Bond play

Posted by: Jamaica at January 01, 2024 07:09 PM (Eeb9P)

81 I'm rooting for Bama, too. Which is difficult, as a Buckeye, but not as hard as rooting for M.

Harbaugh is asshoe.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 01, 2024 07:10 PM (OX9vb)

82 Unlike Cher and her pistachio road gravel crunchy frog peanut butter anal surprise...
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer

Yeah, that's pretty tame nowadays, but back in the day, my mom was a real sex-positive trendsetter!

Posted by: Chaz Bono at January 01, 2024 07:10 PM (ycI94)

83 snort snort (hunter)

Posted by: gnats local 678 at January 01, 2024 07:11 PM (B1FKF)

84 Real Women, Real Curves, Real Snizzwiz.
Unlike Cher and her pistachio road gravel crunchy frog peanut butter anal surprise...
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at January 01, 2024 07:05 PM (K/7Yc)

Now you know why I ran into that tree.

A man can only take so much.
Posted by: Zombie Sonny Bono at January 01, 2024 07:07 PM (R/m4+)
***

If I woke up the morning after my wedding and saw cher laying there, I'd of offed myself right then.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 01, 2024 07:11 PM (W/lyH)

85 I’m with you Don Black. The Tide better get an attitude adjustment fast!

I was wrong. I thought the Tide was a superior team; I was expecting a routine win something like 28-17

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 01, 2024 07:11 PM (xT8gx)

86 "I'm rooting for Bama, too. Which is difficult, as a Buckeye, but not as hard as rooting for M."

Same here.

Posted by: Tuna at January 01, 2024 07:11 PM (oaGWv)

87 And despite her huge success, Sonny paid Cher alimony. [Not e.g. child support but alimony.]

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 01, 2024 07:12 PM (2yu8s)

88 I would bet Alabama is also a Cultural Marxist Seminary

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2024 07:12 PM (fwDg9)

89 jill, these chocolate chips taste just like the paint chips i ate when i was a kid. are they sugar free or what?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at January 01, 2024 07:12 PM (B1FKF)

90 Can anybody here play this game?
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 01, 2024 07:08 PM (FCs/J)

See you next year!!!

Posted by: Liberty at January 01, 2024 07:13 PM (W/lyH)

91 Is Cris Fowler watching the game or his phone?
Posted by: Jamaica
_______

Just thank God that Gary Danielson isn't calling the game.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 01, 2024 07:13 PM (Dm8we)

92 If Cheez-Wiz is artificial cheese, then WTF is "Snizzwiz"?

No, best you don't tell me...

Posted by: PabloD at January 01, 2024 07:13 PM (rgS2D)

93 There's a thing in hockey called a Michigan.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 01, 2024 07:13 PM (zYoUB)

94 i bet bill clinton still thinks cher is sexy. one can imagine why.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at January 01, 2024 07:14 PM (B1FKF)

95 Alabama is southern, conservative

And Dem right down to the bone when I was your age son.
Y'allboaz lookin' for traditions that are pretty damn shallow.
Two elections could make you put the dollies back on the trailer.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 01, 2024 07:14 PM (FCs/J)

96 There are no accidents.
Posted by: The Trees at January 01, 2024 07:08 PM (W/lyH)

Unrest in the forrest is equalized by hatchet, axe and saw.

Posted by: Reforger at January 01, 2024 07:14 PM (aH4wH)

97 re 96: so chelsea was planned?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at January 01, 2024 07:15 PM (B1FKF)

98 Run, Forrest, run!

Posted by: Jenny at January 01, 2024 07:15 PM (RIvkX)

99 That's why you leave them on a post-it note on your monitor before vacation starts.
Posted by: Nikki Haley knows without a doubt that superpower FSU deserved to be in the playoffs at January 01, 2024 07:04
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Whew. Glad to hear. IT told me that was a no go.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 01, 2024 07:15 PM (ju2Fy)

100 I miss Keith Jackson

Posted by: Jamaica at January 01, 2024 07:15 PM (Eeb9P)

101 God I hate replay review with a passion

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 01, 2024 07:15 PM (xT8gx)

102 As a young 29ish Moron, I was always confused by the praise heaped on Cher for being hot...she always seemed WELL past her prime to me. Until: http://tinyurl.com/45sd5wth

Yeah, I can see how she was quite the exotic smokeshow back in the day.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at January 01, 2024 07:16 PM (ycI94)

103 @100 - Jamaica
Here, lemme help.
WHOOOA NELLIE!!!

All time best.

Posted by: Teej at January 01, 2024 07:17 PM (3K/9t)

104 Charlie White fumbled before the goal line.

Posted by: Jamaica at January 01, 2024 07:17 PM (Eeb9P)

105 That's why you leave them on a post-it note on your monitor before vacation starts.
Posted by: Nikki Haley knows without a doubt that superpower FSU deserved to be in the playoffs at January 01, 2024 07:04
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Whew. Glad to hear. IT told me that was a no go.
Posted by: olddog in mo at January 01, 2024 07:15 PM

It is a no-go. You place the Post-It underneath your keyboard.

Posted by: IT at January 01, 2024 07:17 PM (a3Q+t)

106 "So chelsea was planned?"

No, more of an accident.

Posted by: Webb Hubbell at January 01, 2024 07:18 PM (rgS2D)

107 I thought so way back in Sonny and Cher days as a young teenager

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2024 07:18 PM (fwDg9)

108 Bama fell for the signed my yearbook rocking chair front porch hostess breakfast scam.

fuck them

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 01, 2024 07:19 PM (lwOKI)

109 I'm rooting for Meeechigan. Land of the Yankees, who freed the slaves, freedom riders, big government, the UAW and GM.

Alabama is the land of slavery, Jim Crow, Bull Connor, marrying your sister and grits as food.

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord
He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored
He hath loosed the fateful lightning of His terrible swift sword
His truth is marching on
Glory, Glory, hallelujah!

Posted by: Zombie Abe Lincoln, Dictator at January 01, 2024 07:19 PM (R/m4+)

110 That's why you leave them on a post-it note on your monitor before vacation starts.
Posted by: Nikki Haley knows without a doubt that superpower FSU deserved to be in the playoffs at January 01, 2024 07:04

Psh. I'm not a complete idiot. I put them in my top desk drawer where no one else will see them.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 01, 2024 07:19 PM (OX9vb)

111 Bob Griese worked the Rose Bowl when his son Brian,playing for Michigan, won the National Championship. Brady was the backup.
Did you hate Loyd Carr?

Posted by: Jamaica at January 01, 2024 07:19 PM (Eeb9P)

112 F**k you, Admiral Ackbar... you got me.

Posted by: PabloD at January 01, 2024 07:19 PM (rgS2D)

113 Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut 5h
Bill Clinton is a serial sexual predator.

This has been reported since the 90’s by survivors, including myself.

Will he ever face justice?
===
In response to Bill's Epstein flights.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 01, 2024 07:19 PM (2yu8s)

114 Like sitting on
Pins and needles
Things fall apart
It's scientific

Posted by: JackStraw at January 01, 2024 07:20 PM (ZLI7S)

115
Alabama had good ol boys
Michigan has moslems

Posted by: Don Black at January 01, 2024 07:20 PM (geLO8)

116 Seeing this ad for At&T ?? football helmet for hearing impeded.
At first I thought it was another Michigan spy thing.

Posted by: From about that Time at January 01, 2024 07:21 PM (4780s)

117 That's why you leave them on a post-it note on your monitor before vacation starts.
Posted by: Nikki Haley knows without a doubt that superpower FSU deserved to be in the playoffs at January 01, 2024 07:04
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Whew. Glad to hear. IT told me that was a no go.
Posted by: olddog in mo at January 01, 2024 07:15 PM

It is a no-go. You place the Post-It underneath your keyboard.
Posted by: IT at January 01, 2024 07:17 PM (a3Q+t)
***

Jeeez people.
abc123
How tough is it to remember?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 01, 2024 07:21 PM (W/lyH)

118 If Bama loses I will be doubly depressed having to go back to work and having that loss stuck in my craw….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 01, 2024 07:21 PM (xT8gx)

119 Adil Mismah, the Nukhba Company Commander of the city of Deir al-Balah, was “eliminated,” Israeli Defense Forces

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 01, 2024 07:24 PM (lwOKI)

120 Well, for whatever reason Bama is laying a stink bomb….. they’re better than this (I thought) but they show zero signs of playing better. Milroe just missed by 3 yards on a 3-yard out route. I could’ve thrown that pass…..

George is getting frustrated!! — Obligatory Seinfeld reference

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 01, 2024 07:25 PM (xT8gx)

121 Alabama had good ol boys
Michigan has moslems

Video games, or comic books? I know you studied somewhere.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 01, 2024 07:25 PM (FCs/J)

122 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 4h
🚨 In the past 24 hours, Japan has had 190 earthquakes of magnitudes above 2 and up to 7.5

List:
http://tinyurl.com/yc279s5a

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 5h
BREAKING - Four confirmed dead in Japan earthquake: Kyodo

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 01, 2024 07:27 PM (2yu8s)

123 According to Adam "Pencil Neck" Schiff, "the climate crisis threatens our* communities with drought, wildfires, and floods".

Drought AND floods? Is there nothing the climate crisis can't do?

* our = Californian

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 01, 2024 07:27 PM (a3Q+t)

124 OMG you guys Travis and TayTay went for New Years' Day spin in his Rolls Royce

SQUEEEEEEE

Posted by: Don Black at January 01, 2024 07:27 PM (geLO8)

125 NYPost has a story up that has bus loads of illegals being dropped off at a NJ train station for the trip into Manhattan.

Posted by: Jamaica at January 01, 2024 07:27 PM (Eeb9P)

126 Cher was known for her outfits as well that accentuated her hotness by Bob Mackie.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 01, 2024 07:27 PM (RIvkX)

127 Alabama is the land of slavery, Jim Crow, Bull Connor, marrying your sister and grits as food...
Posted by: Zombie Abe Lincoln, Dictator at January 01, 2024 07:19

Daughter told me she read on Reddit that Southerner incest jokes are out. To insult them you say "Your grandmother can't make a peach cobbler." Really hurts them.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 01, 2024 07:27 PM (ju2Fy)

128 Play has dipped.

Posted by: Jamaica at January 01, 2024 07:28 PM (Eeb9P)

129 Good chance Alabama is a Cultural Marxist Seminary but I would bet the house Michigan is

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2024 07:29 PM (fwDg9)

130 Well, for whatever reason Bama is laying a stink bomb….. they’re better than this (I thought) but they show zero signs of playing better. Milroe just missed by 3 yards on a 3-yard out route. I could’ve thrown that pass…..

-

Don't forget, this is the most questionable Alabama team in years.

And they're the equal of the best Michigan team.

I'll take it.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at January 01, 2024 07:29 PM (LbS0r)

131 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 6h
NEW - California becomes first state to offer health insurance to all illegal migrants: Taxpayers will be forced to fork out $3.1 billion per year in medical care for an extra 700,000 people, Daily Mail reports

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 01, 2024 07:29 PM (2yu8s)

132 Play has dipped.
Posted by: Jamaica at January 01, 2024 07:28 PM

Alabama's being snuffed?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 01, 2024 07:29 PM (a3Q+t)

133 Bama fell for the signed my yearbook rocking chair front porch hostess breakfast scam.
fuck them
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 01, 2024 07:19 PM (lwOKI)

Well, Old Roy was out cruising for poon at the mall and asking unmarried young ladies to sign his yearbook after all. That dog don't hunt down here.
Don't look Ethel!

Posted by: Alabama Hayseed Voters at January 01, 2024 07:30 PM (R/m4+)

134 "Play has dipped.
Posted by: Jamaica at January 01, 2024 07:28 PM

Alabama's being snuffed?
Posted by: Duncanthrax"

Cheeky puns?

Posted by: Zombie Greg Allman at January 01, 2024 07:30 PM (vFG9F)

135 "Play has dipped.
Posted by: Jamaica at January 01, 2024 07:28 PM

Alabama's being snuffed?
Posted by: Duncanthrax"

Cheeky puns?
Posted by: Zombie Greg Allman at January 01, 2024 07:30 PM

Something to chaw on, anyway.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 01, 2024 07:31 PM (a3Q+t)

136 "Your grandmother can't make a peach cobbler." Really hurts them.

And you put cast iron in the dishwasher.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 01, 2024 07:32 PM (NBVIP)

137 In the past 24 hours, Japan has had 190 earthquakes of magnitudes above 2 and up to 7.5

Warmening.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 01, 2024 07:32 PM (V8he0)

138 135 "Play has dipped.
Posted by: Jamaica at January 01, 2024 07:28 PM

Alabama's being snuffed?
Posted by: Duncanthrax"

Cheeky puns?
Posted by: Zombie Greg Allman at January 01, 2024 07:30 PM

Something to chaw on, anyway.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Sounds like a mouthful!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 01, 2024 07:34 PM (hOUT3)

139 Play has dipped.
Posted by: Jamaica at January 01, 2024 07:28 PM

Alabama's being snuffed?
Posted by: Duncanthrax"

Cheeky puns?
Posted by: Zombie Greg Allman at January 01, 2024 07:30 PM

Something to chaw on, anyway.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 01, 2024 07:31 PM (a3Q+t)
***

You can tell which girls are Bama cheerleaders. They have the skoal can outline on their outfits.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 01, 2024 07:34 PM (W/lyH)

140 There's a French rom-com from a few years back titled "Populaire" where the entire soundtrack is music like this.

Posted by: mrp at January 01, 2024 07:34 PM (rj6Yv)

141 And you put cast iron in the dishwasher.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty
------------

That's really mean. No self-respecting southerner would do that.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 01, 2024 07:34 PM (ju2Fy)

142 As a born Southerner, I confess my fondness of Southern rock, grits, okra, and Robert E. Lee. I revere our Founders. And I love GOD.

Posted by: Eromero at January 01, 2024 07:34 PM (NxC5+)

143 Warmening.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

Serves them right for not mandating EVs throughout Japan!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 01, 2024 07:35 PM (hOUT3)

144 Well that's encouraging. You don't see the military breaking ranks very often.

@LeadingReport

BREAKING: 231 service members and veterans have signed a letter to inform military leaders that there is a group of troops and vets pledging to the American public that they will do everything lawfully within their power to stop the willful destruction of our military by its own leadership after the “unconstitutional prosecution of service members' free exercise of religion over the COVID vaccine.”

Good letter.

http://tinyurl.com/5n7aw22t

Posted by: JackStraw at January 01, 2024 07:35 PM (ZLI7S)

145 64 I've been off work for ten days. I don't want to go back tomorrow. Hope I remember my passwords and stuff.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 01, 2024 07:04 PM (OX9vb)

Back in the day, I took a three week vacation from work. I went hiking with a couple of college housemates in the Uintas of Utah.

I came back to my job and promptly quit.

Anything more than two weeks off made me do things...sometimes stupid things.

Posted by: browndog looking askance at your at January 01, 2024 07:35 PM (TTAGa)

146 Insider Corner @insiderscorner 4h
BREAKING
Liberal attempts to take a Trump flag from a Philadelphia Mummer during the New Year's Parade and ends up getting punched in the face.

http://tinyurl.com/5n846v6r
45 seconds; guy in black coat and a grey toque [wool cap]

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 01, 2024 07:35 PM (2yu8s)

147 I couldn't take 10 days off. I wouldn't go back. Hard enough after one extra day off. I'm going to see if I can stick it out for four months. Would like to build up my savings a bit more. But if they decided to fire me, I'd be a happy camper.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 01, 2024 07:35 PM (L8hCM)

148 Tide is turning in this game

Posted by: Don Black at January 01, 2024 07:35 PM (geLO8)

149 142 As a born Southerner, I confess my fondness of Southern rock, grits, okra, and Robert E. Lee. I revere our Founders. And I love GOD.
Posted by: Eromero

Amen Brother E!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 01, 2024 07:36 PM (hOUT3)

150 Mmmmm…gams, butts, and boobs…mmmmm…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 01, 2024 07:37 PM (9yWhg)

151 123 According to Adam "Pencil Neck" Schiff, "the climate crisis threatens our* communities with drought, wildfires, and floods".

Drought AND floods? Is there nothing the climate crisis can't do?

* our = Californian

Also both warmer and colder temps, and shorter days in the winter than in the summer

Posted by: azjaeger at January 01, 2024 07:37 PM (3/XaG)

152 You can tell which girls are Bama cheerleaders. They have the skoal can outline on their outfits.
Posted by: Diogenes
----------

Hah. How those PAC-12 cheerleaders looking next year?

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 01, 2024 07:37 PM (ju2Fy)

153 231 service members and veterans have signed a letter to inform military leaders that there is a group of troops and vets pledging to the American public that they will do everything lawfully within their power to stop the willful destruction of our military by its own leadership after the “unconstitutional prosecution of service members' free exercise of religion over the COVID vaccine.”

But high heeled trannies on the parade ground are okay.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 01, 2024 07:37 PM (V8he0)

154 And you put cast iron in the dishwasher.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

"Them's fighting words Boy!"

Posted by: Tonypete at January 01, 2024 07:38 PM (IaTa3)

155 Drought AND floods? Is there nothing the climate crisis can't do?

* our = Californian

Also both warmer and colder temps, and shorter days in the winter than in the summer

What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: Plagues of locusts and frogs at January 01, 2024 07:39 PM (CsUN+)

156 Anything more than two weeks off made me do things...sometimes stupid things.
Posted by: browndog looking askance at your at January 01, 2024 07:35 PM (TTAGa)

Oh, I get that. So tempting.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 01, 2024 07:39 PM (OX9vb)

157 But high heeled trannies on the parade ground are okay.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

You have to have standards...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 01, 2024 07:41 PM (hOUT3)

158 TD Alabama

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 01, 2024 07:41 PM (ju2Fy)

159 You can tell which girls are Bama cheerleaders. They have the skoal can outline on their outfits.
Posted by: Diogenes
----------

Hah. How those PAC-12 cheerleaders looking next year?
Posted by: olddog in mo at January 01, 2024 07:37 PM (ju2Fy)
***
Heh.
All 24 of them.
12 at WSU, 12 at OSU.

Go Cougs!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 01, 2024 07:41 PM (W/lyH)

160 17-13 Alabama

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 01, 2024 07:41 PM (ju2Fy)

161 TD BAMA

Posted by: Don Black at January 01, 2024 07:42 PM (geLO8)

162 And you put cast iron in the dishwasher.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

"Them's fighting words Boy!"
Posted by: Tonypete at January 01, 2024 07:38 PM (IaTa3)

Cast iron in the dishwasher? I'm amongst heathens!

Posted by: mrp at January 01, 2024 07:42 PM (rj6Yv)

163 You can tell which girls are Bama cheerleaders. They have the skoal can outline on their outfits.
Posted by: Diogenes

-

It was noted here that when they showed the taco bell student section there was a vast difference in the young ladies.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at January 01, 2024 07:42 PM (LbS0r)

164 >And you put cast iron in the dishwasher.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

You use instant grits

Posted by: Don Black at January 01, 2024 07:43 PM (geLO8)

165 Daughter told me she read on Reddit that Southerner incest jokes are out. To insult them you say "Your grandmother can't make a peach cobbler." Really hurts them.
Posted by: olddog in mo at January 01, 2024 07:27 PM (ju2Fy)

Mr. S, after fifty years of marriage, told me recently that he has never really liked my cornbread.
Fifty years.
And it's my grandmother's recipe, too, so I was doubly dismayed
So I guess it's Corn-Kits from now on...
Because he should get what he wants.

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at January 01, 2024 07:43 PM (fDjFn)

166 Alabama is doing what I expected Penn. St. and Ohio St. to do: run right at Michigan.

Posted by: Jamaica at January 01, 2024 07:43 PM (Eeb9P)

167 You use instant grits

Are they MAGIC grits?

Posted by: Archimedes at January 01, 2024 07:43 PM (CsUN+)

168 It was noted here that when they showed the taco bell student section there was a vast difference in the young ladies.
Posted by: Nikki Haley

And here I thought vas deferens was solely within the realm of men.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 01, 2024 07:44 PM (IaTa3)

169 >>>A pre-James Bond John Barry.

Nice clip. Thanks!

Not sure who the John Barry is that you are referring to (or how James Bond is in the mix), but some of those scenes are of fairly recent vintage. I recognized Anne Bancroft from The Graduate and January Jones (Betty Draper) from Mad Men. Someone scuffed those clips up to make them look older.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 01, 2024 07:44 PM (klJTj)

170 Gotta admit that I'm pulling for the Tide. Muck Fichigan.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 01, 2024 07:44 PM (V8he0)

171 162 And you put cast iron in the dishwasher.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

"Them's fighting words Boy!"
Posted by: Tonypete at January 01, 2024 07:38 PM (IaTa3)

Cast iron in the dishwasher? I'm amongst heathens!
Posted by: mrp at January 01, 2024 07:42 PM (rj6Yv)

My mother, and her mother would tan your hide for that Q/T.

Posted by: browndog looking askance at your at January 01, 2024 07:44 PM (TTAGa)

172 142 As a born Southerner

I am sorry for your birth disorder.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 01, 2024 07:45 PM (9yWhg)

173 Elbows, elbows , elbows everywhere

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 01, 2024 07:45 PM (Dod0N)

174 As a born Southerner, I confess my fondness of Southern rock, grits, okra, and Robert E. Lee. I revere our Founders. And I love GOD.
Posted by: Eromero

And here I was ready to head south.
Then I saw the "o" word.
Guess I'll stay in the NW

Posted by: Diogenes at January 01, 2024 07:45 PM (W/lyH)

175 As a born Southerner

I am sorry for your birth disorder.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 01, 2024 07:45 PM (9yWh

—————-

And that, officer, is when the fight started.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 01, 2024 07:46 PM (u73oe)

176 Jiffy Cornbread. Well, there's nothing wrong with Jiffy. There's not much right, either.

Posted by: mrp at January 01, 2024 07:46 PM (rj6Yv)

177 Mr. S, after fifty years of marriage, told me recently that he has never really liked my cornbread.
Fifty years.

A sturdy tire iron will fix that.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 01, 2024 07:47 PM (V8he0)

178
Reportedly, so it could be something else...

Pro-Palestinian protesters released a sizable balloon near JFK Airport in New York, aiming to disrupt airport operations.

The balloon ascended while planes were in the process of landing and taking off.

It appears to be over now.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 01, 2024 07:48 PM (n7rxJ)

179 It appears to be over now.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 01, 2024 07:48 PM (n7rxJ)

Long Island?

Posted by: mrp at January 01, 2024 07:49 PM (rj6Yv)

180 Hoe Cakes > Grits.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 01, 2024 07:49 PM (R/m4+)

181 34 That one lady was using her stocking as a field expedient drive belt, which was actually a thing in the Army's vehicle recovery field manual

also Ava Gardner at 31 seconds is impressive
Posted by: Don Black at January 01, 2024 06:56 PM (geLO

Mister, that lady could wrap those stockings around my neck on my deathbed and get another six months of faithful service from yours truly. Trust the science!

Posted by: Joe Kidd at January 01, 2024 07:49 PM (NAi0z)

182 http://tinyurl.com/5n846v6r

Looks to me the Trump guy stuck the flag in the guy's face.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 01, 2024 07:50 PM (RIvkX)

183 Alabama fumble.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 01, 2024 07:50 PM (ju2Fy)

184 English s a second language I not a birth disorder.

Posted by: Eromero at January 01, 2024 07:51 PM (NxC5+)

185 Looks to me the Trump guy stuck the flag in the guy's face.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 01, 2024 07:50 PM (RIvkX)

That's what I saw. The spectator probably yelled some insult.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 01, 2024 07:51 PM (OX9vb)

186 Ava Gardner was a NC girl. Quite a handful. That Sophia Loren undressing was the show stopper.

Posted by: mrp at January 01, 2024 07:51 PM (rj6Yv)

187 Corn bread? It's all about the bacon grease.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 01, 2024 07:51 PM (NBVIP)

188 Ha! Harvard president just got hit with 6 more allegations of plagiarism.

DEI destroys everything it touches. Die Harvard.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 01, 2024 07:52 PM (ZLI7S)

189 I wonder if the balloon stunt will get the Feds riled up?
Probably not.

Posted by: Jamaica at January 01, 2024 07:52 PM (Eeb9P)

190 Diogenes, there’s no requirement to eat okra. Or boiled peanuts.

Posted by: Eromero at January 01, 2024 07:52 PM (NxC5+)

191 New Democratic mayor of Akron, Ohio, announces DEI and climate change team in first moves

https://t.ly/xCT-a

Posted by: Ciampino - Moorish-American, really idiotic at January 01, 2024 07:52 PM (qfLjt)

192
Adil Mismah, the Nukhba Company Commander of the city of Deir al-Balah, was “eliminated"

Now say that without the marbles in your mouth.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 01, 2024 07:53 PM (8Z5Bd)

193 Epstein flight logs have been released

Posted by: SMOD at January 01, 2024 07:53 PM (RovqD)

194 The only reason there are no rednecks in Michigan is because they don't get enough sun. Rural Michigan is a whole different world than Detroit, Ann Arbor, or Lansing. Similar to PA. Jettison Philly and Pittsburgh, and PA is a sea of Red.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 01, 2024 07:53 PM (sAmhv)

195 Reparations movement in California is plunged into chaos after San Francisco mayor abandons $4 million pledge - as New York becomes third state to launch task force to address state's 'painful legacy of slavery'

https://mol.im/a/12894461

Posted by: Ciampino - Moorish-American, really idiotic ... at January 01, 2024 07:54 PM (qfLjt)

196 Was Ava the one who figured out the bandwidth skipping, or whatever it was, that we ended up using in ourtorpedoes?

And maybe, starting tomorrow, some of the pedos will start getting torpedoed.

Posted by: Teej at January 01, 2024 07:54 PM (3K/9t)

197 Missed Michigan FG. Still 17-13 Alabama.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 01, 2024 07:54 PM (ju2Fy)

198
New Democratic mayor of Akron, Ohio, announces DEI and climate change team in first moves

Jeebus, you're Akron Fooking Ohio.

You're in the economic toilet.

You've got no scratch to run those cons.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 01, 2024 07:54 PM (8Z5Bd)

199 *there’s no requirement to eat okra. Or boiled peanuts.*

However, black eyed peas on New Year's Day is mandatory.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 01, 2024 07:55 PM (NBVIP)

200 California becomes first state to offer health insurance to ALL illegal migrants: Taxpayers will be forced to fork out $3.1BN PER YEAR in medical care for an extra 700,000 people

https://mol.im/a/12916381

Posted by: Ciampino - Moorish-American, really idiotic .. at January 01, 2024 07:55 PM (qfLjt)

201 Bama dodges huge bullet there

Posted by: Don Black at January 01, 2024 07:55 PM (geLO8)

202 "Was Ava the one who figured out the bandwidth skipping, or whatever it was, that we ended up using in ourtorpedoes?"

Hedy Lamar

Posted by: Tuna at January 01, 2024 07:55 PM (oaGWv)

203 Epstein flight logs have been released
Posted by: SMOD at January 01, 2024 07:53
---------------

Link?

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 01, 2024 07:55 PM (ju2Fy)

204 196 That was Heddy Lamarr.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 01, 2024 07:56 PM (9yWhg)

205 Roll Turd

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 01, 2024 07:56 PM (9yWhg)

206 Off-duty cop is shot dead while confronting three melaninized robbers - including teen girl - as they stole beer from a North Carolina convenience store

https://mol.im/a/12916593

Posted by: Ciampino - Moorish-American, really idiotic . at January 01, 2024 07:56 PM (qfLjt)

207 that's HEDLEY

Posted by: Don Black at January 01, 2024 07:56 PM (geLO8)

208
Was Ava the one who figured out the bandwidth skipping, or whatever it was, that we ended up using in ourtorpedoes?

Hedy Lamarr

THAT'S HEADLY!

[ THAT'S HEADLY! ]

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 01, 2024 07:56 PM (8Z5Bd)

209 We are seasonal rednecks here in Michigan. Pasty white necks this time of year. Also, boo on the Cheat weasels and Nick F&cking Satan. Pox on all of ‘em.

Posted by: Van Down by the River at January 01, 2024 07:56 PM (GyYfC)

210 Headly!

Posted by: Mel Brooks at January 01, 2024 07:57 PM (NBVIP)

211 Flight logs or names that came up in court testimony?

Posted by: Teej at January 01, 2024 07:57 PM (3K/9t)

212 So long ago. Getting the seam straight on those back seamed stockings took lots of practice.

Posted by: L - They don't have to outrun the bear, they only have to outrun us - for now at January 01, 2024 07:57 PM (GshMh)

213 191 New Democratic mayor of Akron, Ohio, announces DEI and climate change team in first moves

https://t.ly/xCT-a
Posted by: Ciampino

He mentioned a change from 'managing decline' policies of the past. I suspect even more 'Bad Luck' will now befall Akron.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 01, 2024 07:58 PM (sAmhv)

214 The seam up the back of her hose.

Posted by: Statler Brothers at January 01, 2024 07:59 PM (NBVIP)

215 Huh, auto cucumber knows Nick Saban.

Posted by: Van Down by the River at January 01, 2024 07:59 PM (GyYfC)

216 Michigan player just slings Bama runner into first down territory. Heh.

Posted by: Eromero at January 01, 2024 07:59 PM (NxC5+)

217 Diogenes, there’s no requirement to eat okra. Or boiled peanuts.
Posted by: Eromero at January 01, 2024 07:52 PM

Well, there should be. For boiled peanuts.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 01, 2024 07:59 PM (a3Q+t)

218 Thanks Tuna and Bulgaroctonus.

Posted by: Teej at January 01, 2024 08:00 PM (3K/9t)

219 Michigan player just slings Bama runner into first down territory. Heh.
Posted by: Eromero
--------------

Yeah, that was pretty cool.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 01, 2024 08:01 PM (ju2Fy)

220 6 What was she rigging up with her stockings? The radiator hose?

Posted by: banana Dream at January 01, 2024 06:47 PM (Y6IkP)
----
Fan belt? Ive done that but it only lasted about a mile.

Posted by: Ciampino - with those legs she can get roadside assistance at January 01, 2024 08:01 PM (qfLjt)

221 Fan belt? Ive done that but it only lasted about a mile.
Posted by: Ciampino

But what a mile it was!!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 01, 2024 08:02 PM (IaTa3)

222 >>Fan belt? Ive done that but it only lasted about a mile.

Did it ruin your stocking?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 01, 2024 08:02 PM (ZLI7S)

223 Like to have the car in beginning of the stocking video

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2024 08:02 PM (fwDg9)

224 The only reason there are no rednecks in Michigan is because they don't get enough sun. Rural Michigan is a whole different world than Detroit, Ann Arbor, or Lansing. Similar to PA. Jettison Philly and Pittsburgh, and PA is a sea of Red.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 01, 2024 07:53 PM (sAmhv)

Ice fishing and snowmobiling puts hair on the chest. Michigan has a snowmobile trail that runs from Belle Isle Park in Detroit to Ironwoo, MI near WI. The Iron Belle Trail is over 2,000 miles long.

Posted by: mrp at January 01, 2024 08:02 PM (rj6Yv)

225 No matter how this turns out, Michigan didn’t embarrass themselves.

Posted by: Jamaica at January 01, 2024 08:03 PM (Eeb9P)

226 Ironwood.

Posted by: mrp at January 01, 2024 08:03 PM (rj6Yv)

227 nood

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at January 01, 2024 08:03 PM (sMkAM)

228 Peanut soup is pretty good.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 01, 2024 08:03 PM (R4t5M)

229 Cafe is open. Castle!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 01, 2024 08:03 PM (OX9vb)

230 Ironwood.
Posted by: mrp

The Paolo says, how you say, thank you.

Posted by: The Paolo at January 01, 2024 08:03 PM (IaTa3)

231 225 No matter how this turns out, Michigan didn’t embarrass themselves.

Hey. We weren't shut out.

Posted by: FSU at January 01, 2024 08:04 PM (NBVIP)

232 i see over at insty that we now have to worry about global enbloopening

Posted by: anachronda at January 01, 2024 08:06 PM (I38CQ)

233 He mentioned a change from 'managing decline' policies of the past. I suspect even more 'Bad Luck' will now befall Akron.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 01, 2024 07:58 PM (sAmhv)

It wasn't a garden spot in the 70's either...

Next stop for them is #detroit

Posted by: browndog looking askance at your at January 01, 2024 08:07 PM (TTAGa)

234 Well, there should be. For boiled peanuts.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 01, 2024 07:59 PM (a3Q+t)

Boil your peanuts with star anise, it adds a whole 'nother level of goodness to it.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2024 08:10 PM (D7oie)

235 ||While the fully unsealed document is still a few days away, many -- including former President Bill Clinton -- had been previously known through other means, according to ABC News.

Numerous others -- including other well-known public figures and Hollywood stars -- are now set to be unmasked, thanks US District Judge Loretta Preska's ruling.

Among them is a 'widely publicized' associate who already appeared as a defendant in multiple Epstein-related cases, Preska wrote in one explanation of why each name should be revealed.

She wrote the same for seven other Does - numbered 095, 099, 120, 122, 136, 143, and 157 - while the pseudonym believed to be Clinton is mentioned more than 50 times, ABC reported.

The context of those references, however, still remains unknown, due to the nature of the redactions.||

Makes excuses for Bill -- Giuffre didn't name him ever as a sex partner. Yeah, and he didn't bang anyone else there if he didn't bang her. See sock link.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 01, 2024 08:12 PM (2yu8s)

236 99 That's why you leave them on a post-it note on your monitor before vacation starts.
Posted by: Nikki Haley knows without a doubt that superpower FSU deserved to be in the playoffs at January 01, 2024 07:04
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Whew. Glad to hear. IT told me that was a no go.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 01, 2024 07:15 PM (ju2Fy)
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Well we advised to stick the post-it note to the keyboard underside - so it wouldn't get dusted off by cleaning crew.

Posted by: Ciampino - with those legs she can get roadside assistance .... at January 01, 2024 08:21 PM (qfLjt)

237 Africa. We had a Data General MV/8000 minicomputer with Data General terminals, really nice but expensive. Keyboard was built into the terminal case. One of them stopped functioning so we had to call their tech (maintenance contract). He couldn't figure it out until he opened it up - the keyboard was full of water. Very high level investigations (LOL) revealed that the cleaning lady, when watering the ferns decorating the room, would pour water from a watering can into the lefthand pot, and kept pouring while traversing to the rightmost pot. Right over the keyboard.

(MV/8000 computer was the subject of the book "The Soul Of A New Machine" by Tracy Kidder.)

Posted by: Ciampino - Good read if you like tech at January 01, 2024 08:31 PM (qfLjt)

238 Jimmy Page on guitar?

Posted by: Brewingfrog at January 01, 2024 09:39 PM (17aRN)

239 Egads.

Routinely, stockings hooked onto garders. Garders attached to garder belts. For 'fancy' dressing, corsets (usually with boning) beneath the dresses with garders attached, of course. And then there were slips, full or half slips, also worn - depending.

Lots of gadgets, layers.

Posted by: L - They don't have to outrun the bear, they only have to outrun us for now. at January 02, 2024 12:00 AM (GshMh)

240 Fu*king A!

Garters...not garders. The latter are snakes.

Posted by: L - They don't have to outrun the bear, they only have to outrun us for now. at January 02, 2024 12:08 AM (GshMh)

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