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The Morning Report — 12/20/23

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Good morning, kids. Like so many other editorials over the past three years, the lead story no longer shocks me but the effect on my blood pressure and my intestines is unmistakable. With literally zero evidence and zero legal precedent, and as is typical of Democrat hacks-in-black, using voodoo, interpreting a bad mescaline trip, reading burnt goat entrails, and good old fashioned pulling it out of their ass, the Colorado State Supreme Court overturns a lower court's correct decision and has banned Donald Trump from the GOP Primary ballot. The 4-3 decision, though, has been paused for appeal at SCOTUS. How kind of them. On a purely political level, it's kind of telling that despite all the bloviation and bluster that Donald Trump has had it, they still feel they have to do whatever they can to sabotage him and keep him off the ballot.

As of this moment, he's going to be the nominee, the attempts to imprison him on equally spurious grounds notwithstanding. As an aside, one has to wonder if, and it's a big "if," SCOTUS does overrule this decision that that will be an indicator that SCOTUS will throw out the attempt to strip Trump of his presidential immunity from prosecution. Now you can understand the Sheldon Whorehouse and Dick "James Hodgkinson-affiliated" Durbin's attempt to oust Justices Alito and Thomas going into overdrive. I can't even imagine the pressure on Gorsuch, Kavanaugh and Coney-Island; Roberts is a scumbag and I'll just assume the worst about him right now.

That said, Trump's removal from the CO primary ballot is meant to bolster the titanic lie that he attempted to overthrow the government and reverse the 2020 election – one that no doubt was stolen from him and us – by force. Can't let anything explode one of the most important Leftist myths ever, can they? And with that intact, it makes all of these attempts to use the courts to sabotage and destroy his campaign look legitimate in the eyes of the ill-informed. And sadly that is a sizable percentage of the population.

Be that as it may, like every other assault on our heritage, culture, history as well as the barest of bare minimums of morality and ethics that everyone should possess, this one is painful in the extreme.

“They had to adopt the most sweeping interpretation on every single issue. The only opinion that’s not sweeping is when they get to the First Amendment and free speech, then they adopt a narrow interpretation,” [George Washington University law professor Jonathan] Turley said. “They suggest Trump doesn’t have free speech protections. In order to establish he was engaged in an insurrection, they go back to speeches in 2016, and they basically daisy chain these speeches to say, ‘look he’s been at this for a long time.’ I think the factual and legal basis of this opinion is really so porous that the Supreme Court will make fast work of it.”

“They’ve got to get involved first of all because there’s not much time to make a final decision and also have to get involved because this is dead wrong,” Turley added. “I think they are dead wrong on the law. I just published a piece in Georgetown for this theory. I think it’s fundamentally flawed, both in terms of the language of the Constitution and the history.”

. . . “They had to adopt the most sweeping interpretation on every single issue. The only opinion that’s not sweeping is when they get to the First Amendment and free speech, then they adopt a narrow interpretation,” Turley said. “They suggest Trump doesn’t have free speech protections. In order to establish he was engaged in an insurrection, they go back to speeches in 2016, and they basically daisy chain these speeches to say, ‘look he’s been at this for a long time.’ I think the factual and legal basis of this opinion is really so porous that the Supreme Court will make fast work of it.”

. . . “This country needs some healing, and what the Colorado Supreme Court did is they basically took a blow at democracy in the name of democracy as you mentioned,” Turley told McEnany. “We never needed the democratic process more. We need voters to be able to make a decision.”

For the umpteenth-bazillionth time, on January 6th, 2021 at his rally that was about a mile away from the Capitol, at no time did Donald Trump ever exhort the crowd to violently storm Congress, or overthrow the government or in any other way, shape or form in any real meaning of the word "insurrection" call for one. I defy anyone to provide me with an accurate, unabridged/edited transcript of his remarks that shows otherwise.

In point of fact, what was going on at the Capitol started way before Trump even started speaking. And we all know what went on: a false flag op run by the DOJ and Nancy Pelosi's Capitol PD to frame innocent, duped people as "insurrectionists" and "terrorists" that "threatened our precious democracy" (vomit). Not one of them was armed. Not one of them engaged in any violent behavior. All were under the control and supervision of police and security guards and more or less behaved accordingly. As now has been verified, it was several dozen or even scores of agents-provocateur acting on orders from or even undercover agents of the DOJ/FBI/police who engaged in violent behavior or egged it on. Ray Epps, BLM leader Sullivan, anyone? The only people who died were unarmed rally-goers Ashli Babbitt, gunned down by Michael Byrd and Roseanne Boyland who was beaten to death by DOJ goons.

The CO Supreme Court, along with all of the kangaroo court abominations are alleging, have ZERO basis in fact. What they are prosecuting Trump for is solely having the gall to believe he could exercise his First Amendment rights. Just like Al Gore, John Kerry and Hillary Clinton did. And all of them, especially Clinton, did indeed encourage electors to break the law and sabotage the Electoral College.

And ditto all of the kangaroo court trials that destroyed the lives of several hundred innocent people, many of whom are still languishing behind bars in the Garland Archipelago. Meanwhile, criminals run wild in our streets and millions of foreigners who have no right to be here are rushing our border unimpeded and unpunished.

I have my reservations about Donald Trump as I know many of you as well for some of his ill-advised and in some cases catastrophic decisions that helped the globalists fuck him up and greased the skids of election theft in 2020. But that said, with him the likely nominee, and more importantly in the face of all of this, that has to be put on the back burner. There will be time to hold his feet to the fire, assuming his ego will even allow that, but for now, we have to realize this is an attack on all of us. Hence, Ramaswamy delivers another well-timed and well-stated shot across the bow:

In his statement released on X, Ramaswamy called the ruling a true “attack on democracy,” characterizing it as “a cabal of Democrat judges” seeking to bar the former president from the 2024 election

“I pledge to *withdraw* from the Colorado GOP primary unless Trump is also allowed to be on the state’s ballot, and I demand that Ron DeSantis, Chris Christie, and Nikki Haley to do the same immediately – or else they are tacitly endorsing this illegal maneuver, which will have disastrous consequences for our country,” he said.

“Today’s decision is the latest election interference tactic to silence political opponents and swing the election for whatever puppet the Democrats put up this time by depriving Americans of the right to vote for their candidate of choice,” he added.

Ramaswamy then outlined some of the history behind the 14th Amendment, noting that it was passed “to prohibit former Confederate military and political leaders from holding high federal or state office.”

“These men had clearly taken part in a rebellion against the United States: the Civil War. That makes it all the more absurd that a left-wing group in Colorado is asking a federal court to disqualify the 45th President on the same grounds, equating his speech to rebellion against the United States,” he noted.

“The Framers of the 14th Amendment would be appalled to see this narrow provision—intended to bar former U.S. officials who switched to the Confederacy from seeking public office—being weaponized by a sitting President and his political allies to prevent a former President from seeking reelection. Our country is becoming unrecognizable to our Founding Fathers,” he concluded.

The cynic in me of course notes that Ramaswamy is no doubt lobbying hard for the veep slot on the Trump ticket. But you can't dispute anything he said. And it needs to be said and acted on. Not sure about DeSantis but the personal political ambitions and allegiances of Haley and Crisco might preclude their standing in unison and telling the CO court to go fuck itself.

In any case, whatever you think about Trump as a candidate or even a leader (I could care fuck-all about his "personality"), all of the above along with the continued sliming of him as "literally Hitler" and the fear-mongering that Trump will become a tyrannical dictator – the abject chutzpocrisy of that propaganda campaign is a howler that makes a dead man's ears bleed – is telling. It is they who fear him because they fear all of us.

The irony of course is that with each charge and each outrage hurled at him, Trump's poll numbers only go up. And that has not been lost on some of the more clear-thinking of the Left.

[Dem poll guru Doug] Schoen stated that as a Democrat, he believes it will not only hurt the party, but “democracy” as well. The pollster continued to highlight allegations against Trump have yet to be “fully vetted in a court of law,” emphasizing Biden should fight to keep him on the ballot.

“Well, this is one Democrat who believes this is gonna hurt Democrats and certainly hurt democracy. You know, Donald Trump has not been convicted of anything, and to kick him off the ballot preemptively is to me anti-democratic and against the interests of the Democratic Party,” Schoen stated. 

“Donald Trump has a lot of negatives, but to throw him off the ballot, based on allegations which have not been fully vetted in a court of law, with appeals, is to me contrary everything our country stands for. And I’m a Biden supporter. I would vote for Joe Biden tomorrow. But I would tell Joe Biden that he should press the Supreme Court to get Donald Trump back on the Colorado ballot, indeed on every ballot.”

Good on Schoen, but I will assume that he assumes that all of the charges will stick, so he can preen, strut and gloat about his "principled" stand when Trump is sent off to Leavenworth, or Old Sparky given the warped bloodthirsty mindset of the Judiciary. But, reading between the lines, Schoen also fears Trump can and will beat Biden, probably even in as close to a landslide as today's political landscape can give. Of course, the 82 million ballot gorilla in the room is the fraud factor, now baked into the system, ironically because of Trump's initial handling of the pandemic and falling for the lockdown scam.

Regardless, the rejection of Biden by a growing number of Democrats, some even recognizing it as the party and not just the celeriac-in-chief thanks to the disaster of an economy and all the other disasters over the past three years, and the potentially camel-back-breaking-straw of in your face Jew-hatred, a change is going to come.

Rigged elections or not.

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  • Michael Walsh: "With immigration much in the news today, Madden as it happens was a model immigrant, who gave back more than he took. Yes, he was a gangland kingpin, but as the greatest living American novelist, James Ellroy, consistently illustrates in his works -- a la Balzac -- behind every great American institution is a very great crime, or series of crimes."
    A Model Immigrant

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1 Its Hump Day

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 20, 2023 07:56 AM (lwOKI)

2 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at December 20, 2023 07:56 AM (sNtYB)

3 Thank you, JJ

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 20, 2023 07:57 AM (hH3Px)

4 Good citizens, make sure you pay attention to the news to see our dawn raid of The White House to capture fugitive from justice, Hunter Biden.

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Nah. Just kidding.

Posted by: Official FBI at December 20, 2023 07:58 AM (r5BH7)

5 ZOD IMPERIAL.

Posted by: ZOD at December 20, 2023 07:59 AM (5HQE5)

6 No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice-President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any State, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States, or as a member of any State legislature, or as an executive or judicial officer of any State, to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof. But Congress may by a vote of two-thirds of each House, remove such disability.

Do you see anything in there about taking an oath as President qualifying one for 14th amendment prohibition? Lets assume President Trump gave aid or comfort to the J6 people, how did they become enemies of the United States? Were any of the J6 people convicted of insurrection or rebellion? The CO ruling is legal dog shit.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 20, 2023 08:00 AM (CecP5)

7 Yonder Horde

*biden leads Trump by 10 electoral votes.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 20, 2023 08:00 AM (Q4IgG)

8 Under the Appointments Clause of the Constitution, the principal officers of the U.S., such as federal judges, ambassadors, and "public Ministers" (Cabinet members) are appointed by the President with the advice and consent of the Senate, but Congress may vest the appointment of inferior officers to the president, courts, or federal department heads. Civilian officers of the U.S. are entitled to preface their names with the honorific style "the Honorable" for life, but this rarely occurs. Officers of the U.S. should not be confused with employees of the U.S.; the latter are more numerous and lack the special legal authority of the former.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 20, 2023 08:01 AM (lwOKI)

9 Typical bucket of crap, but thanks JJ. At least I didn’t have to dredge the sewer for it.

Posted by: Eromero at December 20, 2023 08:02 AM (sFHhj)

10 The timing of this makes me wonder if that Epstein decision just a couple days ago was them publicly threatening blackmail on Roberts if he didn't vote 'right'.

It's long been speculated that Roberts had flown on the Lolita Express.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at December 20, 2023 08:02 AM (setIA)

11 The 5,839,926 citizens of Colorado will be ruled by whomever the rest of us say will rule them. If the same argument was adopted in the other 49 states, Bathsalt gorilla cavalry time.

Sit down and shut up, Coloradan, and accept your political bondage.

Posted by: ZOD at December 20, 2023 08:03 AM (5HQE5)

12 14th Amendment
Section 5
The Congress shall have the power to enforce, by appropriate legislation, the provisions of this article.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 20, 2023 08:03 AM (lwOKI)

13 What's disheartening is that the Colorado decision represents the full Venezuelation of the American judicial system; the complete corruption of that system in order to gain and hold power. Even though it should be overturned, it's acceptance on the left is a sign of the loss of all former standards of behavior, and any belief in actual justice.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 20, 2023 08:03 AM (S6gqv)

14 Maybe a few red states should follow course and take Biden off the ballot.

Posted by: Spypeach at December 20, 2023 08:04 AM (UuB/1)

15 What's disheartening is that the Colorado decision represents the full Venezuelation of the American judicial system; the complete corruption of that system in order to gain and hold power. Even though it should be overturned, it's acceptance on the left is a sign of the loss of all former standards of behavior, and any belief in actual justice.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 20, 2023 08:03 AM (S6gqv)
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The Left is post-republican.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 20, 2023 08:05 AM (zxP/x)

16 Thanks as always JJ. This thing really bothers me; among others reasons because I know it’ll reveal the GOP to be yet again worthless. Vivek has it right…. All the other GOP candidates should pull themselves off the CO ballot (at a minimum)… the CO GOP should announce that Trump will receive all CO delegates at the GOP convention if this actually happens…

Honestly at this point with all that’s happened for any other GOP candidate to stay in the race is telling me they’re RINOs or lapdogs or worse. There has been a number of occasions along the way where all of them could’ve said we’re dropping out and endorsing Trump against the deep state (any one of his indictments). The longer they stay in now the more suspect they are to me. The excuse “we need someone in case Trump dies or goes to prison” is no longer valid… at this point they’re clearly hoping that happens and it’s despicable

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 20, 2023 08:05 AM (EcuyG)

17 Amy Coney Island? LOL. Perfect JJ

Posted by: Jonah at December 20, 2023 08:05 AM (33nmr)

18 Ramaswamay's pretty proud of his single-digit polling. I don't have anything against the guy, but he's probably the worst of the bunch at concealing his throne-sniffing.

Posted by: ZOD at December 20, 2023 08:05 AM (5HQE5)

19 Good morning again dear morons and thanks JJ for another great essay

The legitimacy of the judiciary has been seriously undermined. This ruling is just the latest. The local and state judiciaries is aiding abetting the destruction of the cities. The DC judiciary has been central in the attack on Trump's 2016 campaign and his administration.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 20, 2023 08:05 AM (RIvkX)

20 Is it a coincident that0evryone of the CO Supreme Court judges were appointed by a Democrat?

Posted by: vic at December 20, 2023 08:05 AM (A5THL)

21 13 Even though it should be overturned, it's acceptance on the left is a sign of the loss of all former standards of behavior, and any belief in actual justice.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 20, 2023 08:03 AM (S6gqv)

It's out in the open now. It's the will to power by any means necessary. Because they believe they are righteous and have absolute moral authority.

That is extremely dangerous and we are facing it head on.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 20, 2023 08:06 AM (x0n13)

22 I have this sneaking suspicion that this Epstein list will be fake fake fakity fake fake.

It'll have people on it who can prove beyond a doubt that they were never there, but the gas must burn and The Media will hammer down on the slander and ignore the actually guilty.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 20, 2023 08:06 AM (9UlRk)

23 Good Morning to all those behind enemy lines, here in the U.S.A. Any new members from California East?

Posted by: Jonah at December 20, 2023 08:06 AM (33nmr)

24 >>14 Maybe a few red states should follow course and take Biden off the ballot.
Posted by: Spypeach at December 20, 2023 08:04 AM (UuB/1)

Maybe a few red shirts should follow course and take Biden off-planet.

Posted by: ZOD at December 20, 2023 08:07 AM (5HQE5)

25 18 Ramaswamay's pretty proud of his single-digit polling. I don't have anything against the guy, but he's probably the worst of the bunch at concealing his throne-sniffing.
Posted by: ZOD at December 20, 2023 08:05 AM (5HQE5)

Be that as it may, whatever his ulterior motives may be, his public pronouncements are absolutely dead on the money. I appreciate that. It's a sin no one else in the pack or allegedly on our side is saying what he's saying.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 20, 2023 08:07 AM (x0n13)

26 How DARE you, sir!

Posted by: burnt goat entrails at December 20, 2023 08:08 AM (JcnCJ)

27 22. I agree. A real list would include Bill Clinton and Bill Gates. Marsha Blackburn must know who is on the list though, so it could not be Trump or a GOP Senator.

Reid Hoffman the linkedin commie, I suspect

Posted by: Jonah at December 20, 2023 08:08 AM (33nmr)

28 I think the Colorado GOP has said if the ruling stands they'll withdraw from the primary and go pure caucus. I assume that circumvents this bullshit in some way.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 20, 2023 08:09 AM (Q4IgG)

29 It does have a ring of "how did the war start" about it, doesn't it?

Colorado does this. Other states follow suit. Battle lines are drawn. Somebody blows up a national guard depot. And they're off to the races.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 20, 2023 08:09 AM (9UlRk)

30 >>17 Amy Coney Island? LOL. Perfect JJ

I see her name, I envision a hot dog in a steamed bun with mustard, Cincinnati chili, and chopped onions.

In a good way.

Posted by: ZOD at December 20, 2023 08:09 AM (5HQE5)

31
Yonder Horde

*biden leads Trump by 10 electoral votes.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 20, 2023 08:00 AM


We're calling Colorado for Biden.

Posted by: Fox News at December 20, 2023 08:10 AM (enJYY)

32 25. Agree JJ. Vivek has a spine. Has the supposed Soros ties ever been vrified?

Posted by: Jonah at December 20, 2023 08:10 AM (33nmr)

33 I need a new browser. Recommendations?

Posted by: goatexchange at December 20, 2023 08:10 AM (hyS0X)

34 When does the disenfranchised voter lawsuit kick in?

Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2023 08:11 AM (CTxeO)

35 Colorado is proof that our legal system is pure shit.

Pure. Shit.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 20, 2023 08:11 AM (puDky)

36 >>his public pronouncements are absolutely dead on the money. I appreciate that. It's a sin no one else in the pack or allegedly on our side is saying what he's saying. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 20, 2023 08:07 AM (x0n13)

No argument here.

Posted by: ZOD at December 20, 2023 08:11 AM (5HQE5)

37 I've seen it rainin' fire in the sky
Judges around the campfire and everybody's high
Rocky Mountain high (high in Colorado)


What, are you CO Supreme Court justices all hopped up on dope? - Red Forman

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 20, 2023 08:11 AM (4I/2K)

38 Trump should have a massive rally in Denver this weekend.

Posted by: Redenzo at December 20, 2023 08:12 AM (V/pbu)

39 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at December 20, 2023 08:12 AM (53oGX)

40 Conservative Treehouse has a good article on this, with a screenshot of the relevant two faced posturing, the "court" effectively cancelled itself.

Posted by: Grog at December 20, 2023 08:12 AM (esAC9)

41 Good morning, JJ, Horde,

The kimchee, it is deep and extra spicy, no?


Posted by: callsign claymore at December 20, 2023 08:12 AM (JcnCJ)

42 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at December 20, 2023 08:12 AM (5kCce)

43 28. Colorado still has 3 GOP Federal office holders in the U.S House. This disenfranches them, and is illegal. The 8th circuit has a centrist bent. I think they will shoot it down

Posted by: Jonah at December 20, 2023 08:13 AM (33nmr)

44 It does have a ring of "how did the war start" about it, doesn't it?

Colorado does this. Other states follow suit. Battle lines are drawn. Somebody blows up a national guard depot. And they're off to the races.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 20, 2023 08:09 AM (9UlRk)

Let's .. DO IT!!

Posted by: John Brown at December 20, 2023 08:13 AM (4I/2K)

45 Help us Larry Hogan! You're our only hope!

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 20, 2023 08:13 AM (ZV+pB)

46 If the CO decision is allowed to stand, it sets a *very* dangerous precedent going forward. Blue states will lobby to remove ANY candidate from a ballot that does not meet the approval of the Political Machine of the state.

Red states will most likely NOT take advantage of this, but some could decide to use it to their own advantage to remove non-GOPe candidates (i.e., the MAGA types that support Trump's agenda) that would cause problems for the Uniparty.

It's going to get very ugly, very fast if this is allowed to stand.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 20, 2023 08:13 AM (7fElN)

47 Flying under the radar, few people have noticed that yesterday President of Egypt (and military leader) Al-Sisi was re-elected for a new 6 year term, in free and fair elections. Okay, he got 89.6% of the vote.

But I continue to hold the belief that a form of government like he is running, or a monarchy like the Saudis have, are the only 2 forms of government that have the possibility of maintaining stability in any Arab state.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 20, 2023 08:13 AM (S6gqv)

48 >>32 25. Agree JJ. Vivek has a spine. Has the supposed Soros ties ever been vrified? Posted by: Jonah at December 20, 2023 08:10 AM (33nmr)

He's dying inside to bitch-smack Haley. At the debate: "See the blank look on her face!"

C'est magnifique.

Posted by: ZOD at December 20, 2023 08:14 AM (5HQE5)

49 "Biden White House Gets Media To Spread Nazi-Style Propaganda That Trump Is Hitler"

Trump is worse than Hitler. He can't even paint.

Posted by: fd at December 20, 2023 08:14 AM (vFG9F)

50
Vivek has a spine. Has the supposed Soros ties ever been vrified?

Posted by: Jonah at December 20, 2023 08:10 AM


There's a 'good' Soros and the evil one we are familiar with. Vivek was involved with the 'good' Soros.

Posted by: Fox News at December 20, 2023 08:14 AM (enJYY)

51 Trump should have a massive rally in Denver this weekend.
Posted by: Redenzo at December 20, 2023 08:12 AM (V/pbu)
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Interesting idea, though he runs the risk of being arrested for inciting insurrection within the state.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 20, 2023 08:15 AM (7fElN)

52
Bad news, bad sock.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 20, 2023 08:15 AM (enJYY)

53 When is the CO primary? When do they start printing the ballots?

Posted by: dantesed at December 20, 2023 08:15 AM (88xKn)

54 Steady rain today which means hobos ride the Muni all day to stay dry. Which means the bus will smell like body effluvia.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 20, 2023 08:15 AM (RIvkX)

55 If you assume that Vivek is an opportunistic slimeball running solely as interference for Trump (and you would be right to assume that), his "principled" stand here is to try to encourage DeSantis and Haley to withdraw from the ballot, then when Trump is re-instated by the USSC (this is a slam dunk case), only Trump will be left on the ballot and it will past the deadlines for anyone else to re-file.

The proper response will be to denounce the kangaroo court ruling, continue to stay filed for the primary, and publicly express full confidence that the ruling will be overturned in time for the voting.

Posted by: can of spam at December 20, 2023 08:15 AM (7oNMO)

56 32 25. Agree JJ. Vivek has a spine. Has the supposed Soros ties ever been vrified?
Posted by: Jonah at December 20, 2023 08:10 AM (33nmr)

This was discussed a while ago. He had some sort of scholarship from Peter Soros, the Nazi's brother. From what I understand, the brother is unaffiliated. No idea if they are ideological brothers, but that's what I had heard.

In any case, it would be odd indeed for Ramaswamy to be tied to George Soros and yet hurl the reddest of red meat almost every day now. If he's a plant, he does the Leftist movement no favors by putting out what he does.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 20, 2023 08:15 AM (x0n13)

57 " ... celeriac-in-chief ... "

LOL, JJ!

Thank you!

G'mornin' Horde!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at December 20, 2023 08:17 AM (kc18b)

58 51 Trump should have a massive rally in Denver this weekend.
Posted by: Redenzo at December 20, 2023 08:12 AM (V/pbu)
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Interesting idea, though he runs the risk of being arrested for inciting insurrection within the state.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 20, 2023 08:15 AM (7fElN)

That makes the notion of him doing just this perhaps that much more appealing. Make a martyr of him in front of a massive live audience and potentially millions on TV.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 20, 2023 08:17 AM (x0n13)

59 >>Interesting idea, though he runs the risk of being arrested for inciting insurrection within the state.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 20, 2023 08:15 AM (7fElN)

Schroedinger's Trump: Is he in Federal court, or is he in state prison?

There aren't enough Donald Trumps to prosecute.

Posted by: ZOD at December 20, 2023 08:17 AM (5HQE5)

60 So the Colorado judges are really gonna tell black Colorado residents who they can and can't cast votes for?

Interesting concept.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 20, 2023 08:17 AM (hH3Px)

61 Colorado is a relative backwater, and people like to focus on the big regime power centers like NY, DC, IL, & CA, because they're where all the people who matter in this country do dey bidness.

But having lived there for so long, and watched it develop into what it is today, and what it took for the Democrats there to make that happen, I laid down in this marker years ago. The CO Dems are, bar none, the most extremist State party in the country (including CA), and the most corrupt (including IL). For corruption, I'll grant that they *might* be tied with PA. Maybe.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 20, 2023 08:18 AM (0FoWg)

62 Let's .. DO IT!!
Posted by: John Brown at December 20, 2023 08:13 AM (4I/2K)

Let me at dem crackas!

Posted by: Zombie Nat Turner at December 20, 2023 08:19 AM (puDky)

63 24 >>14 Maybe a few red states should follow course and take Biden off the ballot.
Posted by: Spypeach at December 20, 2023 08:04 AM (UuB/1)

That is the logical consequence of this decision, but think about it - quickly every state legislature would select who was allowed on their ballots, in effect "fixing" every election before it is held. This is what Venezuela has down since the communists took over.

In this country, it would mean immediately that the Union is over, and the breakup is now upon us. This is not some ordinary bad ruling; this is a true life or death of the Republic moment.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 20, 2023 08:19 AM (S6gqv)

64 There aren't enough Donald Trumps to prosecute.
Posted by: ZOD at December 20, 2023 08:17 AM (5HQE5)
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Time to spin up some Spaarti cloning chambers!

We're gonna need more ysalamiri....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 20, 2023 08:19 AM (7fElN)

65 *climbs up on top of desk*

*proclaims*

*thrusts fist in the air*

I am Donald Trump!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 20, 2023 08:21 AM (RIvkX)

66 51 Trump should have a massive rally in Denver this weekend.
Posted by: Redenzo at December 20, 2023 08:12 AM (V/pbu)
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Interesting idea, though he runs the risk of being arrested for inciting insurrection within the state.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 20, 2023 08:15 AM (7fElN)


So all of this is pure BS and Trump will still be on the ballot?

I wasted all this time on a superfluous rant?

Gevalt. Still, I stand by every word!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 20, 2023 08:21 AM (x0n13)

67 Colorado did exactly what the J6 committee suggested; find a way to keep Trump off the '24 ballot. It's a litmus test. If this doesn't work then another state will try something different.

The thing is, time isn't on their side if this fails. But if it takes 8 or 9 months to resolve, even if SCOTUS takes it up at the last minute, the proverbial damage might be done.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 20, 2023 08:22 AM (Q4IgG)

68 *spins in grave*

Posted by: The Unsinkable Molly Brown at December 20, 2023 08:22 AM (4I/2K)

69 dantesed, the 5th of January deadline for printing ballots

Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2023 08:23 AM (a0370)

70 If Trump wins, there will be a lot of Cities and Blue States soiling their pants. No more Gubmint cheese wheels for pet projects

Posted by: Jonah at December 20, 2023 08:24 AM (33nmr)

71 So the Colorado judges are really gonna tell black Colorado residents who they can and can't cast votes for?

Interesting concept.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 20, 2023 08:17 AM (hH3Px)
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Why not? The Democrat party has been telling blacks in every city in the country whom they should vote for. Why should this be any different?

Remember, if you don't vote for Joe Biden, you ain't black, Jack! /sarc

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 20, 2023 08:24 AM (7fElN)

72 I like Vivek. Sure, he's not too polished and tends to give off the aroma of parliament lights, curry and a low rent U-Haul gas station owner but he is just getting his feet wet.

He would make a great bomb throwing VP who would tie the media in knots trying to figure out the race angle to attack him that the media is so obsessed with.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 20, 2023 08:25 AM (puDky)

73 I'll refrain from pointing out how around 3 months or so I I pointed out that this is how Nikki Haley is the nominee, and it will be with the blessings of the GOP.

What I will say is it's really neat at how this ties back to the Good Guys winning back in the 1860s.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 20, 2023 08:25 AM (GE4b8)

74 Their will no breakup in this country, due to Social Security and Disabilty checks.

Posted by: Jonah at December 20, 2023 08:25 AM (33nmr)

75 his "principled" stand here is to try to encourage DeSantis and Haley to withdraw from the ballot, then when Trump is re-instated by the USSC (this is a slam dunk case), only Trump will be left on the ballot and it will past the deadlines for anyone else to re-file.
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Except... a Republican will win a statewide race in CO the same day a blue sun dawns from the West in a yellow sky. There is no benefit derived by clearing that field for Trump. He will not be winning those EVs under any circumstance.

It's just a nice, cost-free virtue signal for any Republican who wants to withdraw from that race, and if they all do, it paints the Democrats as the corrupt, Statist election thieves they are.

It makes solid political sense for the GOP to present a united front, here... so you can be sure they won't.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 20, 2023 08:26 AM (0FoWg)

76 I asked my magic 8 ball if 2024 would be impossibly wild and unpredictable. It’s answer: Without a doubt

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 20, 2023 08:27 AM (EcuyG)

77 74 Their will no breakup in this country, due to Social Security and Disabilty checks.
Posted by: Jonah at December 20, 2023 08:25 AM (33nmr)

Throw in Medicare, SNAP, WIC, and Medicaid, and I agree 100% with you...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 20, 2023 08:27 AM (exHjb)

78 Trump should do a short clip called "Network 2". Portray himself as Howard Beale.

Posted by: Jonah at December 20, 2023 08:27 AM (33nmr)

79 It's National Sangria Day
and National Signing Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 20, 2023 08:27 AM (NpAcC)

80 https://www.theguardian.com › world › 2004 › sep › 25 ›
How Bush's grandfather helped Hitler's rise to power

https://www.usatoday.com › story › news › nation › 2014 › 09 › 11 ›
Teacher to 6th-graders: Compare Hitler, George W. Bush - USA TODAY

German Minister Likens Bush's "Methods" to Hitler's
09/20/2002. The German Justice Minister has sparked outrage in the U.S. and at home with remarks likening George Bush's political methods over Iraq to those of Adolf Hitler.

I think I found a trend.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 20, 2023 08:27 AM (lwOKI)

81 So the Colorado Supreme Court is going Full Zelenskyy?


Bold strategy, Cotton.

Let's see if it pays off.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 20, 2023 08:28 AM (hH3Px)

82 74. Many Red Staters get $$ from the gubmint

Posted by: Jonah at December 20, 2023 08:28 AM (33nmr)

83 Except... a Republican will win a statewide race in CO the same day a blue sun dawns from the West in a yellow sky. There is no benefit derived by clearing that field for Trump. He will not be winning those EVs under any circumstance.

It's just a nice, cost-free virtue signal for any Republican who wants to withdraw from that race, and if they all do, it paints the Democrats as the corrupt, Statist election thieves they are.

It makes solid political sense for the GOP to present a united front, here... so you can be sure they won't.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 20, 2023 08:26 AM (0FoWg)

And yet, you have to get the nomination 1st...so tossing that states' delegates to Trump is stupid...unless you have zero chance of winning them, like Vivek...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 20, 2023 08:28 AM (exHjb)

84 If Trump wins, there will be a lot of Cities and Blue States soiling their pants. No more Gubmint cheese wheels for pet projects
Posted by: Jonah

Cities will burn. It's baked into the cake now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 20, 2023 08:28 AM (R4t5M)

85 >>Not enough Donald Trumps to prosecute
>>I am Donald Trump! Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 20, 2023 08:21 AM (RIvkX)

"Bachelor Number 3...what's your idea of a 'good time'?"

"Eating McDonalds, playing golf, and grabbing' 'em by the pussy. And peeing on Russian prostitutes."

"That's hot, Number 3."

Posted by: ZOD at December 20, 2023 08:28 AM (5HQE5)

86 "Except... a Republican will win a statewide race in CO the same day a blue sun dawns from the West in a yellow sky. There is no benefit derived by clearing that field for Trump. He will not be winning those EVs under any circumstance."

This is for the primary, not the general election.

Posted by: can of spam at December 20, 2023 08:28 AM (7oNMO)

87 81. Love the Dodgeball Quote. Only time Jason Bateman has been funny.

Posted by: Jonah at December 20, 2023 08:29 AM (33nmr)

88 Yes,Trump was found by the CO trial court to have incited the insurrection because someone somewhere could have interpreted something he said sometime somewhere as an intent to somehow not accept that 2020 was the most free, fair and transparent election in history. It only then found the 14th didn't apply.

A bedrock principle of common law is that all acts must be judged by the guage of a "reasonable man." They have completely upended and thrown that out to get Trump.

So, Trump now incited the insurrection. For which not one person has been charged.
An insurrection--for the first time in the 2,000 history of the West-- no weapons were used and no property was damaged.

And the CO supreme court has now said the clear language of the 14th means whatever they want it to say and ruled it did apply.

Note well the explosive, violence-tinged vindictive glee that is consuming the left in response to this; where they are openly threatening murderous retaliation if this is overturned.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at December 20, 2023 08:29 AM (TzW+Y)

89 השם ירחם

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 20, 2023 08:29 AM (zvEEc)

90 I asked my magic 8 ball if 2024 would be impossibly wild and unpredictable. It’s answer: Without a doubt
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 20, 2023 08:27 AM (EcuyG)


Fasten your seatbelts; it's going to be a bumpy year.

Posted by: Bette Davis at December 20, 2023 08:30 AM (4I/2K)

91 Tidbits
1. Colorado holds its primary on Super Tuesday (Mar. 5, 2024) and carries very little weight in the selection of either party's presidential candidate.
2. Colorado has a semi-open primary. Democrats must vote for the Dem candidates. Republicans must vote for the Repub candidates. Unaffiliated or independent voters however can vote for one or the other party's slate of candidates.
3. Any Republican candidate has a snowball's chance inn hell of carrying Colorado in the general election regardless of the outcome of the primaries. 100% mail-in ballots, aggressive ballot harvesting and a Democrat Secretary of State carry the day for the Dems.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 20, 2023 08:30 AM (991eG)

92 86. Corey Gardner did win a Senate there, but 8 years ago

Posted by: Jonah at December 20, 2023 08:30 AM (33nmr)

93
Their will no breakup in this country, due to Social Security and Disabilty checks.

Posted by: Jonah at December 20, 2023 08:25 AM


Notice to all employers: Payment of Social Security, Medicare withholding and all Federal Taxes should be remitted to the State Treasury of Texas (or _______ state).

It could be done. Starve the beast and set up your own system. SS is basically an 'in one door, out the other' system.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 20, 2023 08:30 AM (enJYY)

94 Here’s the only thing I do know about 2024: If black robed tyrants conspire successfully to make Nikki! the GOP nominee, I’ll be writing in Trump in the general.

I’d rather have another term of Joe Biden than Nikki Haley in the WH

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 20, 2023 08:30 AM (EcuyG)

95 Morning Horde, thx JJ. Just watched Dershowitz on the Bartiromo show. He's a leftist but he does defend the constitution. He eviscerated the Colorado supreme Court saying there is absolutely no way this stands , on many of the same grounds as commenters above have noted including the fact that only Congress can pass rules pursuant to the 14th amendment to determine the procedure for insurrection.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 20, 2023 08:30 AM (NcL9g)

96 Willowed from Pixy's:

Rons & Ettes, may I introduce you to Mary McCord:

http://tinyurl.com/24zumv7h

(The Last Refuge)

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 20, 2023 08:31 AM (zvEEc)

97 This is for the primary, not the general election.
Posted by: can of spam at December 20, 2023 08:28 AM (7oNMO)

Understood. But none of them have a hope of winning the nomination, and all of them know it. These are theatrical presentations to build national profiles and harvest donor dollars.

If you're putting on a stage play, you might as well do it right.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 20, 2023 08:31 AM (0FoWg)

98
Notice to all employers: Payment of Social Security, Medicare withholding and all Federal Taxes should be remitted to the State Treasury of Texas (or _______ state).

It could be done. Starve the beast and set up your own system. SS is basically an 'in one door, out the other' system.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 20, 2023 08:30 AM (enJYY)

And Medicare can't be...unless you truly just ration it. It runs too much of a deficit for a state to take it over at this point, and it's only getting worse with the prescription drug limits in 2025...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 20, 2023 08:31 AM (exHjb)

99 t could be done. Starve the beast and set up your own system. SS is basically an 'in one door, out the other' system.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

But, but, but there is a lock box and shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 20, 2023 08:31 AM (R4t5M)

100 What's disheartening is that the Colorado decision represents the full Venezuelation of the American judicial system; the complete corruption of that system in order to gain and hold power. Even though it should be overturned, it's acceptance on the left is a sign of the loss of all former standards of behavior, and any belief in actual justice.


More evidence, as if any were needed, that its over. The Union is kaput, the justice system is rotted out. Your rights as an American are words on paper, nothing more.

Only open question now is what Americans will do about it. I'm interested to see how, if at all, Republican voters (not the party, we know its a corpse) will respond in Colorado. They have been disenfranchised by their own supreme court. Have they noticed? can they muster even a mild protest? Have my doubts, but we shall see.

Posted by: Ex GOP at December 20, 2023 08:32 AM (qS8WV)

101 Cities will burn. It's baked into the cake now.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 20, 2023 08:28 AM (R4t5M)

Good. Hopefully the democrats will coordinate their actions where they set alight all the democrat shitholes all at the same time and day.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 20, 2023 08:32 AM (puDky)

102 If Trump wins, I will take 2 weeks off work, and watch CNN and MSNBC with barrels of popcorn from the suburbs

Posted by: Jonah at December 20, 2023 08:32 AM (33nmr)

103 Colorado did exactly what the J6 committee suggested; find a way to keep Trump off the '24 ballot. It's a litmus test. If this doesn't work then another state will try something different.

The thing is, time isn't on their side if this fails. But if it takes 8 or 9 months to resolve, even if SCOTUS takes it up at the last minute, the proverbial damage might be done.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December


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If this does not work in Colorado, I fear the DNC will turn to the "final solution" to get rid of Trump and then openly declare America as no longer a democracy even in name only.

Posted by: Chillin the most at December 20, 2023 08:33 AM (0uQp2)

104 Hearing the Braided sister on SCOTUS, lied on her taxes?

Posted by: Jonah at December 20, 2023 08:33 AM (33nmr)

105
But, but, but there is a lock box and shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 20, 2023 08:31 AM


Filled with IOU's and a note that 'Kilroy was here'.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 20, 2023 08:33 AM (enJYY)

106 The left is already telling their street goons that voting for Trump is now illegal.

That's the message they are sending with this ruling.
With their responses.

There will be armed gangs attacking Trump rallies.
Mobs burning Republicans property.
Their thugs are going to destroy voting machines in Republican areas.

Voting for Trump is illegal and they mean to make sure of it.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at December 20, 2023 08:34 AM (TzW+Y)

107 103. Sadly, many people on the far right want that. No Democracy, means 1861

Posted by: Jonah at December 20, 2023 08:34 AM (33nmr)

108 >>I’d rather have another term of Joe Biden than Nikki Haley in the WH Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 20, 2023 08:30 AM (EcuyG)

Agreed. Given "...we must intervene whenever the global security situation warrants it with all of our military might" versus "...apple sandwich with a giggy stick and Pennsylvania monkey kids feathering me with gauze,"

I'd take apple sandwich any day.

Posted by: ZOD at December 20, 2023 08:35 AM (5HQE5)

109 Along with the fact that so many people are dependent on the government for subsistence there is the IRS. The economic control of the peoplee is complete.

Posted by: tubal at December 20, 2023 08:35 AM (PCK5/)

110 If Trump wins, I will take 2 weeks off work, and watch CNN and MSNBC with barrels of popcorn from the suburbs
Posted by: Jonah at December 20, 2023 08:32 AM (33nmr)

I laughed Jonah! It sounds magnificent. Orville Reddenbacher?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 20, 2023 08:35 AM (EcuyG)

111 and National Signing Day.

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Man, talk about slicing your own throat. Now that college athletes are paid free agents no one cares at all about signing day. Need someone? Hit the transfer portal and offer them $1M

Good luck high school kids.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 20, 2023 08:36 AM (GE4b8)

112 I wouldn't count on the SCOTUS to strike down the CO ruling.

After watching that traitorous asshat Roberts twist himself like a pretzel to uphold Obamacare and then failing to do the one thing the court was designed for by refusing to hear Texas et al vs PA in the 2020 election, I'd expect SCOTUS to avoid it's responsibility again.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 20, 2023 08:36 AM (YRsIm)

113 Hearing the Braided sister on SCOTUS, lied on her taxes?
Posted by: Jonah at December 20, 2023 08:33 AM (33nmr)

Kunta Kinte Brown Javorius Jackson has been stealing since she fell out da crib.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 20, 2023 08:37 AM (puDky)

114 99. Had a first cousin who died at 64 recently. Worked hard since he was 18. He decided against taking early Social at 62.

Was divorced with no kids. All the $$ he put into that system, for naught

Posted by: Jonah at December 20, 2023 08:37 AM (33nmr)

115 THE RED SCARE !!

Posted by: runner at December 20, 2023 08:38 AM (V13WU)

116 Hearing the Braided sister on SCOTUS, lied on her taxes?

Posted by: Jonah at December 20, 2023 08:33 AM (33nmr)

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Next you'll be telling me that Affirmative Action Jackson plagiarized many of her rulings from Claudine Gay and Hunter Biden.

/[SCOTUS Blog:] "Jackson’s financial disclosure reveals additional income in previous years"

"On a newly released disclosure form, Jackson wrote that she “inadvertently omitted” the information from the previous years’ forms."

Let's see YOU try that at home ...

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 20, 2023 08:39 AM (HBgiC)

117 How many other states will follow Colorado's lead?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 20, 2023 08:39 AM (991eG)

118 112. Big difference there, is that Roberts was the swing in a 5-4 court then. Agree that Roberts is a massive POS

Posted by: Jonah at December 20, 2023 08:39 AM (33nmr)

119 If SCOTUS passes on the Trump Colorado case, it will be the official bell tolling on the triumph of moral cowardice and the end of justice in America.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 20, 2023 08:39 AM (DGB8N)

120
When does the disenfranchised voter lawsuit kick in?
Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2023 08:11 AM (CTxeO)


You are disenfranchised if you belong to a Grievance group. You have no standing otherwise.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 20, 2023 08:39 AM (MoZTd)

121 117 How many other states will follow Colorado's lead?
Posted by: Muldoon at December 20, 2023 08:39 AM (991eG)

Unless the SCOTUS steps in, every State with a Democrat legislature.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 20, 2023 08:39 AM (S6gqv)

122 [Forgot link to SCOTUS Blog:]

https://is.gd/PRH8w0

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 20, 2023 08:39 AM (HBgiC)

123 I just listened to some Sade (Is It a Crime)… that woman is beautiful and her voice is silky smooth… so relaxing. Kiss of Life next…. Need something to calm me down. Between robed tyrants and foul homos in Senate hearing rooms it’s all quite depressing

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 20, 2023 08:40 AM (EcuyG)

124 "The Environmental Protection Agency named 11 “grantmakers” today, universities and nonprofit organizations that will be in charge of doling out $600 million of federal funding to locally led environmental projects. It’s a new strategy aimed at making it easier for small grassroots groups — especially those burdened with the most pollution — to access funding."


http://tinyurl.com/5dz58zsa

Posted by: redridinghood at December 20, 2023 08:40 AM (NpAcC)

125 Can't wait for the pretzel twists of logic DeSantis supporters will use to excuse the inevitable Mild-man Ron response.

Where, as before, he mouths a few tough words of condemnation then gets the the important part:
Blaming Trump.

That's the Conservative Attack Dog, covered with GOPe ticks ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at December 20, 2023 08:40 AM (TzW+Y)

126 Hahahaha, SCOTUS is going to give up their Christmas vacation to hear this case? Right.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2023 08:40 AM (a0370)

127 The left is already telling their street goons that voting for Trump is now illegal.

That's the message they are sending with this ruling.
With their responses.

There will be armed gangs attacking Trump rallies.
Mobs burning Republicans property.
Their thugs are going to destroy voting machines in Republican areas.

Voting for Trump is illegal and they mean to make sure of it.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice


Someone needs to tell the left that they are only safe in blue shit holes. Every time they've acted up in red states, they've had their asses handed to them.

Go ahead. Act up in a red area. WITH a weapon. See what happens.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 20, 2023 08:40 AM (5kCce)

128 This seems in part a GOPe effort to maintain their ststem of carefully proctored presidential candidates that we get to hold our noses and vote for because they are the slightly less putrid of the two nominees. Forget about the irrelevant also-rans. Would we have been better off with a President McCain? The decline might be a bit slower, but he was the same trailer trash garbage as Biden. Cindy McCain and Jill Biden are virtual sisters; we'd still have rampant illegal immigration and would still be bombing hapless dupes in foreign countries. Why in the world do I smell the hand of the Bush clan in all of this?

Posted by: Erik In Texas at December 20, 2023 08:40 AM (z+KLG)

129 How many other states will follow Colorado's lead?

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Ding ding ding

And then the GOPe will follow suit. "we can't have this type of questionable candidate on our..."

Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 20, 2023 08:40 AM (GE4b8)

130 "JD Vance Has Fiery Response For Reporter Who Presses Him On Trump ‘Blood’ Comments
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Everyone should read and listen to the audio, to be in the know.

Filthy, lying media!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 20, 2023 08:40 AM (zvEEc)

131 SCOTUS feelers right now are pressuring the 8th Circuit hate theto strike this down.

People who support the CO Ruling, hate SCOTUS already. If they rule against Trump, the whole country will hate them

Posted by: Jonah at December 20, 2023 08:41 AM (33nmr)

132 Willowed from Pixy's:

Rons & Ettes, may I introduce you to Mary McCord:

http://tinyurl.com/24zumv7h

(The Last Refuge)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 20, 2023 08:31 AM (zvEEc)

she looks like a spook, probably one

Posted by: runner at December 20, 2023 08:41 AM (V13WU)

133 1. Trump wins
2. The State of Colorado Walled-Off Colander-Mask Penal Colony
3. Please Don't Feed The Inmates

Posted by: ZOD at December 20, 2023 08:41 AM (5HQE5)

134 Some of my favorite CO corruption is the marked mail-in ballots. In my home county there (Park), they do it with a strategically placed scan-hole in the envelope. Dem-registered voters and indys get ballots that fold up and show white through the hole when they seal it. GOP voters get one that shows red. Human ballot counters can then see which to toss in the trash.

In the last county I lived in (Adams) they didn't even bother with that cheesy subterfuge. They just color coded the envelopes. Blue, red, and I think it was orange for indys.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 20, 2023 08:42 AM (0FoWg)

135 117 How many other states will follow Colorado's lead?
Posted by: Muldoon at December 20, 2023 08:39 AM (991eG)

At least 50% of blue states.

The GOPe is delighted with the Colorado decision. Nikki Haley's people will have a hard time containing their glee.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 20, 2023 08:42 AM (DGB8N)

136 Mornin’, All. Only five more shopping days until Christmas.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 20, 2023 08:42 AM (9yWhg)

137 Always take the minimum 62 age Social Security. 1. It is unlikely you will live long enough to make up the difference in income. 2. You are throwing away 6 years of compounding on the money you get.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 20, 2023 08:42 AM (CecP5)

138 Georgia would be the state, that has state GOP Control, that could take Biden off the Ballot over Hunter. But kemp is a pussy

Posted by: Jonah at December 20, 2023 08:42 AM (33nmr)

139 I saw Body Effluvia open for the J. Geils Band on their "Love Stinks" tour in 1980.

Posted by: Lume Lady at December 20, 2023 08:43 AM (V5BDR)

140 submitting false dossiers, framing of government officials... reminds me of that chick plame

Posted by: runner at December 20, 2023 08:43 AM (V13WU)

141 137. Agree

Posted by: Jonah at December 20, 2023 08:43 AM (33nmr)

142 If they rule against Trump, the whole country will hate them
Posted by: Jonah at December 20, 2023 08:41 AM (33nmr)

Don't think the "conservative" squishes on the court don't understand this.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 20, 2023 08:43 AM (DGB8N)

143 I just listened to some Sade (Is It a Crime)… that woman is beautiful and her voice is silky smooth… so relaxing. Kiss of Life next…. Need something to calm me down. Between robed tyrants and foul homos in Senate hearing rooms it’s all quite depressing
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

You're a smooth operator.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 20, 2023 08:44 AM (R4t5M)

144 JJ, the section with the space stories is mislabeled as “Health and “Healthcare.”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 20, 2023 08:44 AM (9yWhg)

145 Aspen wants the Feds to build a new bridge. Trump FU.

Denver wants a Simpsons monorail? Trump FU

Posted by: Jonah at December 20, 2023 08:45 AM (33nmr)

146 A McCain presidency would have given the mainstream media and entertainment arena the excuse to treat the Executive Branch the way they *should* be treating Biden.

Old geezer of a leader.
Ditzy wine mom of a wife that he only married decades ago as a trophy.
Incoherent VP.

And conservatives would be expected to take it as good fun and not be sour.

Posted by: reason at December 20, 2023 08:45 AM (e8j4m)

147 You have to wonder how many Glory Holes exist in that Senate Room?

Posted by: Jonah at December 20, 2023 08:46 AM (33nmr)

148 Man, talk about slicing your own throat. Now that college athletes are paid free agents no one cares at all about signing day. Need someone? Hit the transfer portal and offer them $1M

Good luck high school kids.
Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 20, 2023 08:36 AM (GE4b
******
Yep. The portal and paying players is a joke. I believe it has ruined college football.
Everyone that signs today will probably not be at the school they signed with depending on their mood of the day.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 20, 2023 08:46 AM (NpAcC)

149 >>Denver wants a Simpsons monorail? Trump FU
Posted by: Jonah at December 20, 2023 08:45 AM (33nmr)

Colorado wants the indiscriminate bombing to stop. Trump FU

Posted by: ZOD at December 20, 2023 08:46 AM (5HQE5)

150 oh, wow, from Biden's Dog link - "After the Supreme Court launched a heavily publicized internal investigation into the leaking of the Dobbs decision (Alito opinion), something interesting happened. Sheldon Snook left his position. If you look at the timing of the leak, the investigation and the Sheldon Snook exit, the circumstantial evidence looms large."

Posted by: runner at December 20, 2023 08:46 AM (V13WU)

151 The GOPe is delighted with the Colorado decision. Nikki Haley's people will have a hard time containing their glee.
Posted by: Ordinary American at December 20, 2023 08:42 AM (DGB8N)

Haley is the worst of the lot by far, but honestly I’ve just about had it with DeSantis. What happened to the aggressive governor I loved last year?? Since becoming a prez candidate that guy disappeared…. It’s mystifying and frustrating

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 20, 2023 08:46 AM (EcuyG)

152 Not necessarily silly question:

Does this, in fact, place the State of Colorado itself in open insurrection?

It's a stretch to say so, but not nearly as impossible of a stretch as it ought to be.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 20, 2023 08:47 AM (9UlRk)

153 I guess the Denotards don't want their dyscivic ideas to be aired and challenged before the independent voters.

This is like a Bounty Bowl, to use a sports metaphor.

Posted by: logprof at December 20, 2023 08:47 AM (O0R9v)

154 Report: Government [Fauci-ChiCom] COVID Handouts Screwed Over Low-Income Households by Spiking Inflation

And it is there forever. The $2 Trillion pass out is spent and gone. But the 40% growth in M2 money will have to be absorbed. We have had about 20% inflation and will need another 20% to stabilize prices.

And most importantly, those high prices will remain in the system until a serious deflationary event like the Great Depression.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 20, 2023 08:47 AM (lwOKI)

155
Always take the minimum 62 age Social Security. 1. It is unlikely you will live long enough to make up the difference in income. 2. You are throwing away 6 years of compounding on the money you get.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 20, 2023


It might not be best for everyone but I did the math on that myself one time and it took nearly a decade before it got close.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 20, 2023 08:47 AM (enJYY)

156 Since becoming a prez candidate that guy disappeared…. It’s mystifying and frustrating
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 20, 2023 08:46 AM (EcuyG)

Scott Walker syndrome. He was never meant to be a national candidate. Some internal component missing.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 20, 2023 08:48 AM (DGB8N)

157 this is how the deep state works, gotta look in the shadows , to see who is really driving things. people who avoid the spotlight, assistants to counselors, but always there

Posted by: runner at December 20, 2023 08:48 AM (V13WU)

158 Yep. The portal and paying players is a joke. I believe it has ruined college football.
Everyone that signs today will probably not be at the school they signed with depending on their mood of the day.
Posted by: redridinghood

And if they line up offsides or drop a pass, they can make even more money.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 20, 2023 08:48 AM (R4t5M)

159 Vivek knows how to play politics.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 20, 2023 08:49 AM (eYoxG)

160 I have no option to retire at 62.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 20, 2023 08:50 AM (R4t5M)

161 Harvard students that were expelled for plagiarism should file a class action lawsuit against the university alleging double standards.

Posted by: mr tmz at December 20, 2023 08:50 AM (rJ48h)

162 Is there some politician that we can throw into that Icelandic volcano to placate it?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 20, 2023 08:50 AM (9yWhg)

163 >>If SCOTUS passes on the Trump Colorado case, it will be the official bell tolling on the triumph of moral cowardice and the end of justice in America.

As was noted, it's not certain that SCOTUS will take up the CO case, they may be perfectly fine to see how this plays out in the 10th circuit, and even if they do take it up, I wouldn't bet that they slap it down.

People really have to understand the maniacs in charge mean business and see Trump as an existential threat to the system.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 20, 2023 08:50 AM (XV/Pl)

164 Since Biden is mentally unfit for the Office of the Presidency, can he be remove from the primary ballots due to his actions regarding the Afghanistan withdrawal??

Oh wait.... never mind.

Posted by: dantesed at December 20, 2023 08:51 AM (88xKn)

165 159 Vivek knows how to play politics.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 20, 2023 08:49 AM (eYoxG)

He reads the base. He understands the times. He knows the enemy.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 20, 2023 08:51 AM (DGB8N)

166 99. Had a first cousin who died at 64 recently. Worked hard since he was 18. He decided against taking early Social at 62.
Was divorced with no kids. All the $$ he put into that system, for naught
Posted by: Jonah at December 20, 2023 08:37 AM (33nmr)

First Rule of a Ponzi Scheme is get paid before the other guy.

Second Rule of a Ponzi Scheme, see the First Rule.

Posted by: Zombie Charles Ponzi at December 20, 2023 08:52 AM (puDky)

167 "Very truly I tell you,” Jesus answered, “before Abraham was born, I am!”

John 8:58

Posted by: Marcus T at December 20, 2023 08:52 AM (E08Up)

168 oh, wow, from Biden's Dog link - "After the Supreme Court launched a heavily publicized internal investigation into the leaking of the Dobbs decision (Alito opinion), something interesting happened. Sheldon Snook left his position. If you look at the timing of the leak, the investigation and the Sheldon Snook exit, the circumstantial evidence looms large."
Posted by: runner at December 20, 2023 08:46 AM (V13WU)

I keep forgetting that happened; when reminded I’m frustrated all over again because that investigation should’ve been completely straightforward and finished and announced promptly. Tiny number of people with access…. Sigh

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 20, 2023 08:52 AM (EcuyG)

169
Harvard students that were expelled for plagiarism should file a class action lawsuit against the university alleging double standards.

Posted by: mr tmz at December 20, 2023 08:50 AM


Either 'no standing' 'cause you don't attend anymore or 'too late'.

But they should try. They could make an argument about lifetime earnings being effected.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 20, 2023 08:52 AM (enJYY)

170 158 Yep. The portal and paying players is a joke. I believe it has ruined college football.
Everyone that signs today will probably not be at the school they signed with depending on their mood of the day.
Posted by: redridinghood

Yup, I have fully stopped caring about college football. Now, it's just paid pro minor leagues, and those are boring. There's no loyalty, no continuity, and no players playing in games that supposedly matter (hi, every bowl game this year not with the top 4 teams)...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 20, 2023 08:52 AM (exHjb)

171 Greetings from enemy territory- Colorado
(this comment arrives by carrier pigeon from my undisclosed location)

I just want you all to know that although I live among Coloradans, I am not one of them

Posted by: Don Black at December 20, 2023 08:52 AM (geLO8)

172 From the Bee: "Claudine Gay responds to accusations of plagiarism with powerful "I Have a Dream!" Speech."

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 20, 2023 08:53 AM (S6gqv)

173 Vivek knows how to play politics.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 20, 2023 08:49 AM (eYoxG)

He plays politics like a rampaging beast! He tears off their heads and shits down their necks. Let us pray. *kneels*

Posted by: Coach Wally Riggs at December 20, 2023 08:53 AM (4I/2K)

174 But they should try. They could make an argument about lifetime earnings being effected.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 20, 2023 08:52 AM (enJYY)

Worked against Villanova.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 20, 2023 08:53 AM (9UlRk)

175
Something to cheer you up.

https://soyaraborzoi.com/LilaPups.jpg

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 20, 2023 08:54 AM (MoZTd)

176 Always take the minimum 62 age Social Security. 1. It is unlikely you will live long enough to make up the difference in income. 2. You are throwing away 6 years of compounding on the money you get.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 20, 2023 08:42 AM (CecP5)

That's what I'm going to do. No longer working anyway. I checked, there's no change between taking at 62 and 66. Waiting until 67 gets me a couple hundred more, but that will never catch up to the thousands I'll get starting at 62.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 20, 2023 08:54 AM (Angsy)

177 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 20, 2023 08:55 AM (Zz0t1)

178 “I think it may embolden other state courts or secretaries to act now that the bandage has been ripped off,” Derek Muller, a Notre Dame law professor who has closely followed the Section 3 cases, said after Tuesday’s ruling. “This is a major threat to Trump’s candidacy.”

Posted by: Don Black at December 20, 2023 08:55 AM (geLO8)

179 I think the factual and legal basis of this opinion is really so porous that the Supreme Court will make fast work of it.


NOT so fast, my friends!!!!

Posted by: Supreme Court Justice Lee Corso at December 20, 2023 08:55 AM (Zz0t1)

180 >>Hahahaha, SCOTUS is going to give up their Christmas vacation to hear this case? Right.

I don't think they have to.

>If the highest court agrees to hear the case, and if it is still in process when Colorado’s ballot hits its certification deadline on Jan. 5, the Justices ordered that Trump’s name should be included on the GOP primary ballot, ahead of the court’s final decision.

http://tinyurl.com/2urvhvre

Sounds like all the SC has to do is agree to hear the case before Jan 5th and Trump's name will stay on the ballot.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2023 08:55 AM (ZLI7S)

181 Always take the minimum 62 age Social Security. 1. It is unlikely you will live long enough to make up the difference in income. 2. You are throwing away 6 years of compounding on the money you get.
Posted by: An Observation


If I take it at 62 vs 67, I lose $1200.00 a month.
That's $12,000 a year. That's a chunck of change to just piss down a drain.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 20, 2023 08:56 AM (5kCce)

182 Today's New York Post Cover:

http://tinyurl.com/5n72hyy8

Posted by: redridinghood at December 20, 2023 08:56 AM (NpAcC)

183 Cute puppies.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 20, 2023 08:56 AM (R4t5M)

184 “This is a major threat to Trump’s candidacy American Democracy.”

Posted by: Don Black at December 20, 2023 08:55 AM (geLO)



Corrected for accuracy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 20, 2023 08:56 AM (Zz0t1)

185 @151

>>Since becoming a prez candidate that guy disappeared…. It’s mystifying and frustrating

People forget, DeSantis was a no-account congressional backbencher for 6 years, literally, the guy was a non-entity.

Then he bailed on congress, jumped on the MAGA/America first movement, ran for Governor, won with a major assist from Trump and since then, has acted as if he's some cock of the walk.

He's not going to win the GOP primary, he's going to finish his term as Governor and then probably fight either Rubio or Scott over their Senate seats.

The guy is political opportunist of the rankest order and it shows.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 20, 2023 08:57 AM (XV/Pl)

186 Waaaaiiiit a minute…I'm starting to think these democrats aren’t acting on good faith.

Posted by: Crazy to be sane at December 20, 2023 08:57 AM (IcQ2O)

187 If I take it at 62 vs 67, I lose $1200.00 a month.
That's $12,000 a year. That's a chunck of change to just piss down a drain.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 20, 2023 08:56 AM (5kCce)

We don't do Math here...literally.

Posted by: Nova Local at December 20, 2023 08:57 AM (exHjb)

188 Always take the minimum 62 age Social Security. 1. It is unlikely you will live long enough to make up the difference in income. 2. You are throwing away 6 years of compounding on the money you get.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 20, 2023

It might not be best for everyone but I did the math on that myself one time and it took nearly a decade before it got close.


It's definitely not as cut and dried as is suggested here. I waited until I was 66 because I didn't need the money immediately (and still don't, though it's nice to have) and because my family is long-lived, so I'll likely live to collect more at the much higher rate I now get. Also, should I go first, my wife will be able to pick up my SS, which is much larger than hers.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 20, 2023 08:57 AM (CsUN+)

189 175
Something to cheer you up.

https://soyaraborzoi.com/LilaPups.jpg
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 20, 2023 08:54 AM (MoZTd)
**********
Puppies!!
Sooo adorable!

Posted by: redridinghood at December 20, 2023 08:58 AM (NpAcC)

190 It would be interesting to see the number of people who are paid by the government, in any capacity, in the US. That would include federal, state and local government employees. Then for fun throw in all people who rely on government ( at any level ) for money to subsist on.
I imagine that the number of honest shopkeepers and sturdy yeoman farmers and solid working class toilers is smaller than most imagine.

Posted by: tubal at December 20, 2023 08:58 AM (PCK5/)

191 I just want you all to know that although I live among Coloradans, I am not one of them

That's what all the Borgites say.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 20, 2023 08:59 AM (CsUN+)

192 The CO ruling is legal dog shit.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 20, 2023 08:00 AM (CecP5)


Viva Frei suggested that the ruling exists as an effort to incite the right to violent acts to give the Gestapo more cover to act.

Given that virtually everything that's been done in the past three has has fallen into that category, I don't think it's a stretch.

https://youtu.be/o9oCywrlUW4

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 20, 2023 08:59 AM (GYIa4)

193 Hadrian, lovely photo!!?
Thank you

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 20, 2023 08:59 AM (IX0pp)

194 Oops typod "?"

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 20, 2023 08:59 AM (IX0pp)

195 Vivek knows how to play politics.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 20, 2023 08:49 AM (eYoxG)

He reads the base. He understands the times. He knows the enemy.
Posted by: Ordinary American at December 20, 2023 08:51 AM (DGB8N)
-

I no longer buy him. He's a great actor. Somebody's great actor. Very well-trained and groomed for the part.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 20, 2023 08:59 AM (zvEEc)

196 Something to cheer you up.

https://soyaraborzoi.com/LilaPups.jpg
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 20, 2023 08:54 AM (MoZTd)
**********
Puppies!!
Sooo adorable!
Posted by: redridinghood at December 20, 2023 08:58 AM (NpAcC)


thy look all grown up !

Posted by: runner at December 20, 2023 09:00 AM (V13WU)

197 Off to finish building the shed for our first two heifers before it rains and the weather gets ugly. But remember - it isn't Trump they hate and will kill given the opportunity; it's YOU. Trump is just a stand-in. Stay safe.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at December 20, 2023 09:00 AM (z+KLG)

198 Had a first cousin who died at 64 recently. Worked hard since he was 18. He decided against taking early Social at 62.
Was divorced with no kids. All the $$ he put into that system, for naught
Posted by: Jonah at December 20, 2023 08:37 AM (33nmr)



My grandmother never worked. She collected her husband of 60+ years's social security. He retired in his early 60's. She died this year just short of 99 years old.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 20, 2023 09:01 AM (Zz0t1)

199 Something to cheer you up.

https://soyaraborzoi.com/LilaPups.jpg
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 20, 2023 08:54 AM (MoZTd)

Congratulations.

Posted by: dantesed at December 20, 2023 09:01 AM (88xKn)

200 no respect !

"The Hezbollah affiliate al-Mayadeen network reported that the IDF struck in southern Lebanon during the funeral for Hassan Ibrahim, a senior operative in the organization."

Posted by: runner at December 20, 2023 09:02 AM (V13WU)

201
"The Hezbollah affiliate al-Mayadeen network reported that the IDF struck in southern Lebanon during the funeral for Hassan Ibrahim, a senior operative in the organization."
Posted by: runner at December 20, 2023 09:02 AM (V13WU)


And while we're paying our respects to John McCain!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 20, 2023 09:03 AM (MoZTd)

202 Blah Blah says it's nice to take social security as early as you can as the government's actuarial tables count on you dying between 60-65 so they can get out of paying you anything. Plus, it's hard to fill up our Harleys, boats and RV's when visiting our vacation homes without the extra loot the federal government sends our way each month.

Toodles!

Posted by: Harriet And Blah Blah Nyborg, Lifelong democrats and moochers at December 20, 2023 09:03 AM (puDky)

203 "The Democrats very cleverly substituted voluntary servitude for involuntary servitude."
How Black Americans Were Tamed to Vote Democrat for 200 Years

29 Once when Jacob was cooking stew, Esau came in from the field, and he was exhausted. 30 And Esau said to Jacob, “Let me eat some of that red stew, for I am exhausted!” (Therefore his name was called Edom.[a]) 31 Jacob said, “Sell me your birthright now.” 32 Esau said, “I am about to die; of what use is a birthright to me?” 33 Jacob said, “Swear to me now.” So he swore to him and sold his birthright to Jacob. 34 Then Jacob gave Esau bread and lentil stew, and he ate and drank and rose and went his way.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 20, 2023 09:03 AM (lwOKI)

204 You can still work while taking SS at 62. With all the Covid shot deaths happening around the US at a early age, you cannot count on a long life due to family history anymore

Posted by: Jonah at December 20, 2023 09:03 AM (33nmr)

205 It's a sin no one else in the pack or allegedly on our side is saying what he's saying.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 20, 2023 08:07 AM (x0n13)


They're just not bombastic like Vivek or Trump. Their demeanor is flawless, they carry themselves with gravitas and dignity.

Or so I've been told.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 20, 2023 09:04 AM (GYIa4)

206 Vivek has one major Kudo over Trump. Ronna McDaniel

Posted by: Jonah at December 20, 2023 09:04 AM (33nmr)

207 JD Vance once again shows you how to defeat the Left Wing. He schools that so-called journalist with facts, logic and the proper context. Everyone should pay attention and develop those same skills. You win, because the truth is on your side.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 20, 2023 09:04 AM (E08Up)

208 Willowed from Pixy's:

Rons & Ettes, may I introduce you to Mary McCord:

http://tinyurl.com/24zumv7h

(The Last Refuge)

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 20, 2023 08:31 AM (zvEEc)

-----------

"That's a man, baby!"

And a traitor to the Constitution and country.

But mostly a traitor to the Constitution and country.

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 20, 2023 09:04 AM (HBgiC)

209 If the Democrat Communists literally drive up to blue shithole election centers and dump out the 'mailed in' hard copy ballots that their online NSA et a buddies tell them are required to overcome the certain Trump landslide of legitimate cast votes who in the name of G*d is going to stop them?

We live under the tyranny, in the end, of blue shithole Communist rulers who can manufacture ballots ad infinitum with no consequences.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at December 20, 2023 09:04 AM (Vm8z5)

210 We don't do Math here...literally.
Posted by: Nova Local


$1200 month and change on average. Back of the envelope quick math. Total is around $14,400 and change. I used to know to the penny. It'll change again in a year or so.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 20, 2023 09:05 AM (5kCce)

211 "The Hezbollah affiliate al-Mayadeen network reported that the IDF struck in southern Lebanon during the funeral for Hassan Ibrahim, a senior operative in the organization."
Posted by: runner at December 20, 2023 09:02 AM (V13WU)

Too bad that did not happen at the Wellstone Funeral.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 20, 2023 09:05 AM (lwOKI)

212 198. May your Grandma rest in Peace

Posted by: Jonah at December 20, 2023 09:05 AM (33nmr)

213 Hadrian,
The pups are so cute. Thanks for the photo.

Posted by: Tuna at December 20, 2023 09:06 AM (oaGWv)

214 Sean Davis
@seanmdav

These actions are a declaration of war. A regime that outlaws elections — and this is a naked attempt to ban elections of candidates the regime opposes — is a regime that has declared war against its own citizens.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 20, 2023 09:06 AM (NpAcC)

215 Thanks for the puppy pic, Hadrian. My first smile of the day.

Posted by: Felix the Cat at December 20, 2023 09:06 AM (V5BDR)

216
Rons & Ettes, may I introduce you to Mary McCord:

http://tinyurl.com/24zumv7h

(The Last Refuge)

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 20, 2023 08:31 AM (zvEEc)



Gary McCord > Mary McCord

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 20, 2023 09:06 AM (Zz0t1)

217 When does the disenfranchised voter lawsuit kick in?
Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2023 08:11 AM (CTxeO)


I'm gonna go way out on a limb here... 3, maybe 4, inches and say that no voter shall have standing to sue judges over any ruling that they shall make which disenfranchises said voter... unless, of course, the voter in question is a Democrat who is being prevented from voting for the uniparty's preferred stooge.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 20, 2023 09:06 AM (GYIa4)

218 Parents lived into late 80's, Brother died at 58. My brother was the healthy eater in Family. Changed my views

Posted by: Jonah at December 20, 2023 09:06 AM (33nmr)

219
We fed the pups at 10:00 last night. At 2:00, they said they were hungry and we took care of them. They were good enough to wait until 6:30 to ask again. So I actually feel decent this morning.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 20, 2023 09:07 AM (MoZTd)

220 May your Grandma rest in Peace
Posted by: Jonah at December 20, 2023 09:05 AM (33nmr)



Thank you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 20, 2023 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)

221 Has anyone got a disability before their FRA so they get all the money.

I have several debilitating issues and wonder. Instead of 2888 I would get 3788 or so. It is 4 more year till I am FRA.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 20, 2023 09:07 AM (lwOKI)

222 Sponge, how is your dad doing?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 20, 2023 09:07 AM (9yWhg)

223 Nice image up top, JJ.

I saw Colorectal open for the Deathcore band Defiler at the Castro Valley Center for the Arts in 2012.

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 20, 2023 09:08 AM (HBgiC)

224
Too bad that did not happen at the Wellstone Funeral.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 20, 2023 09:05 AM (lwOKI)



*wipes forhead*

Phew.......

Posted by: Zombie John McCain at December 20, 2023 09:08 AM (Zz0t1)

225 207. Marcus, the GOP Deep state did all they could to defeat Vance in the GOP Primary in 2022.

Posted by: Jonah at December 20, 2023 09:08 AM (33nmr)

226 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 20, 2023 09:07 AM (MoZTd)

Uh.... could you not feed them at 2 am since you just fed at 10?

Posted by: dantesed at December 20, 2023 09:09 AM (88xKn)

227 Sean Davis
@seanmdav

These actions are a declaration of war.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 20, 2023 09:06 AM (NpAcC)
-

Yup. When the Japs attacked Pearl Harbor, everyone knew exactly what it was.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 20, 2023 09:09 AM (zvEEc)

228 Thanks for the puppy pick, Hadrian.

As I tell my wife, puppies and boobs always cheer me up.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 20, 2023 09:09 AM (9yWhg)

229 Sponge, how is your dad doing?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 20, 2023 09:07 AM (9yWhg)



He's doing ok. Did ask the Dr. the other day during a checkup when he can get rid of the bag. He still doesn't quite understand what his situation is.

Did a 200 mile round trip run to get his hearing checked for the VA, so hopefully, they'll be providing hearing aids to replace the ones he has currently.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 20, 2023 09:09 AM (Zz0t1)

230 Viva Frei suggested that the ruling exists as an effort to incite the right to violent acts to give the Gestapo more cover to act.

Given that virtually everything that's been done in the past three has has fallen into that category, I don't think it's a stretch.

https://youtu.be/o9oCywrlUW4
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


Which is stupid. Because the left is the only ones that act over suggestions.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 20, 2023 09:09 AM (5kCce)

231
As I tell my wife, puppies and boobs always cheer me up.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 20, 2023 09:09 AM (9yWhg)



Sweater puppies > actual puppies

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 20, 2023 09:10 AM (Zz0t1)

232 229 Good to hear that he's OK, Sponge. Hang in there.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 20, 2023 09:11 AM (9yWhg)

233 Colorado has to take Trump off the ballot because their election cheating apparatus is not robust enough to prevail against his landslide victory.

Either that, or hysterical ninnies are in charge these days.

Man, I miss the days when Coloradans were independent-minded.

Posted by: Emmie at December 20, 2023 09:11 AM (Sf2cq)

234 Good to hear that he's OK, Sponge. Hang in there.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 20, 2023 09:11 AM (9yWhg)



Thanks. Easier said than done.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 20, 2023 09:12 AM (Zz0t1)

235 "Is Obama’s Netflix Film an Attempt to "Pre-Program" America?"

Obama (no doubt) did not write this, not have any part in its production. But he will allow his name to be fronted, and will make a few promotional videos. So sure, put it under the "Obama" label.

At least they are exposing (part of) their real agenda (21, 31, whatever).

Posted by: illiniwek at December 20, 2023 09:12 AM (Cus5s)

236 Something to cheer you up.

https://soyaraborzoi.com/LilaPups.jpg

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 20, 2023 08:54 AM
(MoZTd)

--------------

Wow, they sure did grow in a mere month!

Wifey and I were quite sad to hear about Delilah's passing, but congratulations on the pups ...

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 20, 2023 09:12 AM (HBgiC)

237 Parents lived into late 80's, Brother died at 58. My brother was the healthy eater in Family. Changed my views
Posted by: Jonah


Jim Fixx the marathon runner, died at 58.
Michael Moore is 69.

Go figure.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 20, 2023 09:12 AM (5kCce)

238 I remember when Colorado was a magical, wonderful state. Now, just a fucking, stinking, commie shithole I will never again set foot in.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 20, 2023 09:12 AM (pohLc)

239
Uh.... could you not feed them at 2 am since you just fed at 10?
Posted by: dantesed at December 20, 2023 09:09 AM (88xKn)


Really, no. We're a week ahead of schedule as far as the weaning goes. At this stage, they're still little stomachs on legs and we can expect them to get hungry every 3-4 hours. And when they get hungry, they get loud.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 20, 2023 09:13 AM (MoZTd)

240 In 2024, you can earn up to $22,320 before your SS Retirement Benefits are reduced by $1 for every $2 you earn over that threshold. However, if 2024 is the calendar year in which you attain Full Retirement Age, the earnings threshold is $59,520 and the reduction is $1 for every $3 you earn above the threshold.

This has been your Money Minute with Count da Money!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 20, 2023 09:13 AM (4I/2K)

241 In other Colorado news the state, under the bold leadership of openly ghey governor Jared Polis is attempting to reintroduce Gray wolves into the wild in a way that will result in a self-sustaining, thriving population of the endangered species. In a move aimed at the LGBT community, Polis has decreed that the five wolves being released this week will all be male. State wildlife biologists have endorsed this plan, touting "Muh Science!" The program has been dubbed the Gay Wolf "Preserving the Species" Project

Posted by: Muldoon at December 20, 2023 09:13 AM (991eG)

242 I break even at 77 year 8 month.

And here is a calc:

http://tinyurl.com/4ct9exc9

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 20, 2023 09:14 AM (lwOKI)

243 Viva Frei suggested that the ruling exists as an effort to incite the right to violent acts to give the Gestapo more cover to act.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic
-

The opposite is the analogy of the lobster in the pot on the stove with the fire on underneath still enjoying the current water temperature.

Lose-lose.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 20, 2023 09:14 AM (zvEEc)

244 Glenn Greenwald
@ggreenwald

As Biden collapses in the polls, and Trump rises, Democrats are going to resort to increasingly desperate -- and anti-democratic -- means to ensure Trump can't run, all while they insist that only they are the Guardians of Democracy.

This is playing with real fire

Posted by: redridinghood at December 20, 2023 09:14 AM (NpAcC)

245 And when they get hungry, they get loud.



Just like human infants.

And some human adults.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 20, 2023 09:14 AM (9yWhg)

246 We are in the Final Judgment, which will culminate in the end of the world in 2033. Get your Social Security at the earliest date possible. Not that money will mean anything in 2033.

Posted by: The Door Is Shut at December 20, 2023 09:14 AM (V5BDR)

247 Something to cheer you up.

https://soyaraborzoi.com/LilaPups.jpg
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 20, 2023 08:54 AM (MoZTd)

Awwww. Sweet little puppies. Cheered me up and, at the same time, saddened me that "mommy" isn't there anymore. Thank God they have a loving human "mommy" to care for them.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at December 20, 2023 09:15 AM (iODuv)

248 JD Vance once again shows you how to defeat the Left Wing. He schools that so-called journalist with facts, logic and the proper context. Everyone should pay attention and develop those same skills. You win, because the truth is on your side.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 20, 2023 09:04 AM (E08Up)
++++
You can possibly win only if there's an audience. People like journalists and ideologically-pure leftists are true believers. You will never change their minds. It doesn't matter how complete, rational, correct or obviously right you are. They are post-fact. It doesn't matter to them one bit and you will change none of their minds.

Arguing with a true believer is fruitless unless someone is there to watch it and listen to it. You might plant a seed of doubt or raise an eyebrow for the third party listener. Where you possibly win is with that third party, not with the person you're ostensibly debating.

It's a show. Put on that show, but don't bother doing so in private. It's pointless.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 20, 2023 09:15 AM (zxP/x)

249 "Is Obama’s Netflix Film an Attempt to "Pre-Program" America?"

--------------

The term (giant "conspiracy theory," dontcha know) is "Predictive Programming."

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 20, 2023 09:15 AM (HBgiC)

250 Hopefully. the ranchers take care of the all-male reproducing wolves.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 20, 2023 09:15 AM (R4t5M)

251 Jim Fixx the marathon runner, died at 58.
Michael Moore is 69.

Go figure.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 20, 2023 09:12 AM (5kCce)
-

You call that a figure?!?!?!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 20, 2023 09:16 AM (zvEEc)

252 Good morning horde

I am having trouble making morning night time

Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2023 09:16 AM (fwDg9)

253 245. Biggest riot would be the loss of electricity for any long period of time. Young Tech addicts would jump of roofs after 2 days.

Posted by: Jonah at December 20, 2023 09:16 AM (33nmr)

254 Good to hear that he's OK, Sponge. Hang in there.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 20, 2023 09:11 AM (9yWhg)


Thanks. Easier said than done.
Posted by: Sponge


I know, believe me.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 20, 2023 09:16 AM (9yWhg)

255 It wasn't that long ago when CO was a great place to live. Now its just another blue shithole. Way to go - Colorado.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 20, 2023 09:16 AM (pZ64F)

256 252. Morning Skip

Posted by: Jonah at December 20, 2023 09:17 AM (33nmr)

257 In other Colorado news the state, under the bold leadership of openly ghey governor Jared Polis is attempting to reintroduce Gray wolves into the wild in a way that will result in a self-sustaining, thriving population of the endangered species. In a move aimed at the LGBT community, Polis has decreed that the five wolves being released this week will all be male. State wildlife biologists have endorsed this plan, touting "Muh Science!" The program has been dubbed the Gay Wolf "Preserving the Species" Project
Posted by: Muldoon at December 20, 2023 09:13 AM (991eG)
++++
Per my memory, the libs in CO were pushing for wolf reintroduction since at least the 90s. It kept failing because ranchers are of course opposed to importing predators.

Sounds like the lefties finally got their way. Sorry, CO ranchers.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 20, 2023 09:17 AM (zxP/x)

258 Most of the SCOCO judges are Hickenlooper appointees

one by Gov Polis, a notorious sodomite

Posted by: Don Black at December 20, 2023 09:17 AM (geLO8)

259 Arguing with a true believer is fruitless unless someone is there to watch it and listen to it. You might plant a seed of doubt or raise an eyebrow for the third party listener. Where you possibly win is with that third party, not with the person you're ostensibly debating.

-------------

Good point, Mannix.

Bongino frequently makes this argument as well.

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 20, 2023 09:17 AM (HBgiC)

260 It wasn't that long ago when CO was a great place to live. Now its just another blue shithole. Way to go - Colorado.
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 20, 2023 09:16 AM (pZ64F)



"Elections have consequences."

- - - - - Communist Shitbag Barack Hussein Owebama

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 20, 2023 09:17 AM (Zz0t1)

261 255. Gay Governor and Potheads. Seals the deal

Posted by: Jonah at December 20, 2023 09:17 AM (33nmr)

262 Weren't all those bullshit "emoullument clause" cases tossed because every court found "officer of the United States" absolutely cannot and does not include the President?

Yet here is the legal minds of Colorado finding--after 8+ years of courts across the nation searching-- the Magical 8 Ball that says "yes."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at December 20, 2023 09:18 AM (TzW+Y)

263 > "Is Obama’s Netflix Film an Attempt to "Pre-Program" America?"
__________________

My wife wanted to watch it last week. It's a poorly made dystopian movie about the end of the world. It's sprinkled with some woke / racist garbage, not overt. I found it to be more boring than anything else.

Maybe those with lesser IQ's will be programmed by it?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 20, 2023 09:18 AM (Q4IgG)

264 Kent McCord>Gary McCord>Mary McCord

Posted by: One Adam-12 at December 20, 2023 09:18 AM (V5BDR)

265 >>The program has been dubbed the Gay Wolf "Preserving the Species" Project

I like the part where the program also says they will pay farmers a fee for every domestic farm animal the wolves kill. That's some solid government planning for you.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2023 09:18 AM (ZLI7S)

266 240 In 2024, you can earn up to $22,320 before your SS Retirement Benefits are reduced by $1 for every $2 you earn over that threshold. However, if 2024 is the calendar year in which you attain Full Retirement Age, the earnings threshold is $59,520 and the reduction is $1 for every $3 you earn above the threshold.

This has been your Money Minute with Count da Money!
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 20, 2023 09:13 AM (4I/2K)

At FRA the earning limits are removed. That is why I moved some of my consulting money into to a note I am owed in 2027.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 20, 2023 09:18 AM (lwOKI)

267 In a move aimed at the LGBT community, Polis has decreed that the five wolves being released this week will all be male. State wildlife biologists have endorsed this plan, touting "Muh Science!" The program has been dubbed the Gay Wolf "Preserving the Species" Project

Posted by: Muldoon at December 20, 2023 09:13 AM (991eG)



That's not how any of this works........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 20, 2023 09:18 AM (Zz0t1)

268
I break even at 77 year 8 month.

77.75 minus 62.5 = 15.25 years. Wow, longer then I expected. I was pretty sure it was at least 10 years, but would not have expected that long.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 20, 2023 09:18 AM (enJYY)

269 At the BEE:

Colorado Saves Democracy By Not Allowing People To Vote For Preferred Candidate

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 20, 2023 09:19 AM (lwOKI)

270 Frosty.

https://youtu.be/gXpBrvufMIc?si=1q_NpnPa5ruOCQ2l

Posted by: By Beegie Adair at December 20, 2023 09:19 AM (NBVIP)

271 As Biden collapses in the polls, and Trump rises, Democrats are going to resort to increasingly desperate -- and anti-democratic -- means to ensure Trump can't run, all while they insist that only they are the Guardians of Democracy.

This is playing with real fire
Posted by: redridinghood at December 20, 2023 09:14 AM (NpAcC)

And yet Nikki Haley and the other GOP candidates continue to run against Trump as if this just another normal election cycle….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 20, 2023 09:19 AM (EcuyG)

272 Any SS Retirement Benefits withheld due to the earnings limit are paid to you after you reach FRA.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 20, 2023 09:20 AM (4I/2K)

273 251. Pete Maravich at 40

Posted by: Jonah at December 20, 2023 09:20 AM (33nmr)

274 I break even at 77 year 8 month.

77.75 minus 62.5 = 15.25 years. Wow, longer then I expected. I was pretty sure it was at least 10 years, but would not have expected that long.
Posted by: Divide by Zero


This kind of stuff makes my head hurt. So glad I have a financial advisor to figure this stuff out for me.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 20, 2023 09:20 AM (9yWhg)

275 This kind of stuff makes my head hurt. So glad I have a financial advisor to figure this stuff out for me.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 20, 2023 09:20 AM (9yWhg)

That is why I posted a link to a calculator.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 20, 2023 09:21 AM (lwOKI)

276 271. Right Linus. Dems would not be able to any of this, if the GopE supported Trump in the first place

Posted by: Jonah at December 20, 2023 09:21 AM (33nmr)

277 This kind of stuff makes my head hurt. So glad I have a financial advisor to figure this stuff out for me.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 20, 2023 09:20 AM (9yWhg)

You're gonna need a spreadsheet . . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 20, 2023 09:21 AM (4I/2K)

278 That is why I posted a link to a calculator.
Posted by: rhennigantx



Still makes my head hurt.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 20, 2023 09:21 AM (9yWhg)

279 https://soyaraborzoi.com/LilaPups.jpg


Thanks for sharing Hadrian!!! they are ADORABLE!

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at December 20, 2023 09:22 AM (AcWfM)

280 273 251. Pete Maravich at 40
Posted by: Jonah at December 20, 2023 09:20 AM (33nmr)


His last words, after a morning pick-up game:

"I've never felt better in my life."

And then he collapsed in a heap when his aorta exploded.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 20, 2023 09:23 AM (x0n13)

281 Polis has decreed that the five wolves being released this week will all be male. State wildlife biologists have endorsed this plan, touting "Muh Science!" The program has been dubbed the Gay Wolf "Preserving the Species" Project
Posted by: Muldoon at December 20, 2023 09:13 AM (991eG

Born without a left coronary artery. Right one was enlarged to make up for it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 20, 2023 09:23 AM (R4t5M)

282
You're gonna need a spreadsheet . . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 20, 2023 09:21 AM (4I/2K)



We're trying to determine the College Football playoff?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 20, 2023 09:23 AM (Zz0t1)

283 Nice Colorado convicted DJT for a crime he was never charged or convicted for

Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2023 09:24 AM (fwDg9)

284 We're trying to determine the College Football playoff?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 20, 2023 09:23 AM (Zz0t1)

Oooh, ya gotta have macros and pivot tables for that!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 20, 2023 09:24 AM (4I/2K)

285 Nice Colorado convicted DJT for a crime he was never charged or convicted for
Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2023 09:24 AM (fwDg9)



So? As long as they silence in the name of democracy, it's fine. This is fine.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 20, 2023 09:24 AM (Zz0t1)

286 That is why I posted a link to a calculator.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Still makes my head hurt.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 20, 2023 09:21 AM (9yWhg)

What makes my head hurt (a lot) is that I’m old enough that I really need to start thinking about it…. That is headache inducing

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 20, 2023 09:25 AM (EcuyG)

287
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 20, 2023 09:25 AM (bEb2S)

288 Oooh, ya gotta have macros and pivot tables for that!
Posted by: Count de Monet

I'm your pivot man!

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at December 20, 2023 09:25 AM (R4t5M)

289 We are in the Final Judgment, which will culminate in the end of the world in 2033.

= =

The problem is, I'm 58 and have been told for the entirety of my life that the world is going to end any day now. From nuclear duck and cover drills in elementary school, to ecology classes in Jr High to political correctness in my college years.... The glaciers were supposed to have been gone over a decade ago. The oceans were supposed to have risen 3 meters by now. Donald Trump was supposed to be the end of democracy as we know it. The stock market was never going to recover! And today everyone who isn't worshiping the left is a nazi and any politician who doesn't kowtow to the woke crowd is literally Hitler. We can't talk about problems in the black community. We can't talk about illegal aliens or crime. And now the world is going to end by 2033 or some such nonsense? Just. Freaking. Stop.

I'm simply done caring about this stuff. If anything, I have PTSD from the constant IV of FUD being pumped into me by the internet; it has become little more than a propaganda / agitprop machine. The world isn't going anywhere anytime soon.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at December 20, 2023 09:26 AM (m0WlR)

290 You're gonna need a spreadsheet . . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 20, 2023 09:21 AM (4I/2K)

http://tinyurl.com/3jw7fsd5

A sample download is way down at bottom.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 20, 2023 09:26 AM (lwOKI)

291 All have a good day. Enemy troops approaching

Posted by: Jonah at December 20, 2023 09:26 AM (33nmr)

292
I'm your pivot man!
Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at December 20, 2023 09:25 AM (R4t5M)



I'm your burger man.


https://youtu.be/XJP8wVoTufg

Posted by: ZZ Top at December 20, 2023 09:27 AM (Zz0t1)

293 Nice Colorado convicted DJT for a crime he was never charged or convicted for
Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2023 09:24 AM (fwDg9)

***

Workin' on it...

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge Number 4 at December 20, 2023 09:27 AM (ZV+pB)

294 On Christmas Eve don't forget to leave cigarettes, shoes, Twinkies, and a Beretta 92 in the ductwork for John McClane.

Posted by: Helpful reminder at December 20, 2023 09:27 AM (NBVIP)

295 All 4 Democrat justices who voted to remove Trump from the ballot went to Ivy League law schools.

All 3 justices who dissented went to University of Denver Law School.

Yet another reason why I am enjoying Harvard destroying its reputation over Gay.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2023 09:28 AM (ZLI7S)

296
Art is up.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 20, 2023 09:28 AM (x0n13)

297 I just noticed there was a ZOD sighting earlier.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 20, 2023 09:28 AM (Zz0t1)

298 U sure?

Posted by: Art at December 20, 2023 09:29 AM (NBVIP)

299 Sadly, many people on the far right want that. No Democracy, means 1861
Posted by: Jonah at December 20, 2023 08:34 AM (33nmr)



You want The War of Independence
You will settle for The War Between the States
You will get Sarajevo

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 20, 2023 09:30 AM (aD39U)

300 Has anyone seen any mention of the Amnesty Act of 1872 in this current dispute, or of its subsequent citation and the recent legal battle over its applicability? We supposedly have a lot of lawyers here. There is little doubt that the Colorado court thought it was joining in that debate with its ruling.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 20, 2023 09:30 AM (FCs/J)

301 Oh. It is.

Posted by: Art at December 20, 2023 09:30 AM (NBVIP)

302 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 20, 2023 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

303 Black Lives Matter Sues LAPD Over Stolen Vehicles Stops Policy

https://is.gd/nNx92r

--
".... everything in our power to stop this violence against our people.”

They are not YOUR people, just people.
You can sue the city for false arrest, excessive force, etc.

Posted by: Ciampino - How often do the Cops err? at December 20, 2023 09:31 AM (qfLjt)

304 I have bad news for the democrats and the DOJ (but I repeat myself). They are going to have to kill Trump to stop him, and I am sure that is on their whiteboard.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 20, 2023 09:32 AM (lTGtQ)

305 And then he collapsed in a heap when his aorta exploded.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

*******

Nope.

Pete Maravich died because of an anomalous origin of his lleft main coronary artery causing an occlusion of blood flow to his left venntricle. The most amazing fact is that he had survived a full career in the NBA without collapsing, as vigorous physical activity actually exacerbates the condition.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 20, 2023 09:33 AM (991eG)

306 The excuse “we need someone in case Trump dies or goes to prison” is no longer valid… at this point they’re clearly hoping that happens and it’s despicable
---
It was always a bullshit, stupid, lame-ass excuse anyway.

Because the party picks the nominee.
And party sets the rules on how.
And the party can change those rules anytime they want for any reason.

So it's always been a fat-ass lie to say, "I support XYZ because one has to have at least one delegate to get the nomination."
It's a lie by cowards too weak to openly admit: I hope the Democrats succeed in getting Trump.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at December 20, 2023 09:35 AM (TzW+Y)

307 Trump numbers continue to rise as the Soviet Show Trials continue.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do Not Kill at December 20, 2023 09:42 AM (gxokI)

308 Sheldon Snook left his position. If you look at the timing of the leak, the investigation and the Sheldon Snook exit, the circumstantial evidence looms large.
_____

Sheldon Snook, I wish I thought of that name!

Posted by: JK Rowling at December 20, 2023 09:48 AM (fs1hN)

309 Good morning, JJ.

I'm torn by your Morning Report, mainly because of you blaming President Trump for "baked in" election fraud stemming from him initially going along with the pandemic lockdowns.
I will note that at the time, nearly everyone (including most Republican voters) believed that Covid could result in the deaths of untold numbers of Americans. I remember distinctly how the great Rush Limbaugh pointed out in hindsight "If the experts are showing you numbers that upwards of 2 millions die, you have to take action." Yet now I hear people on our side - supposedly - saying nonsense like "Trump should have known," when the people he was relying on to give him advice were some of these very same people! Trump is not God but the people he trtrusted who lied to him would sooner wreck the great USA than give up one spindle of their power. So let's stop this BS of trying to pin the 2020 election steal fault on DJT (the victim) when he was THE ONLY ONE willing to fight against it and the snake nest that is the MSM and DC Establishment. I do appreciate you, JJ but I'm beyond sick of this ridiculous claim!

Posted by: Tracy at December 20, 2023 10:09 AM (jgk75)

310 They've forever played a negative 'pattern of conduct' against Trump for MSM is controlling the public narrative for those who ARE changing our form of government.

"We conclude that because President Trump is disqualified from holding the office of President under Section Three, it would be a wrongful act under the Election Code for the Secretary to list President Trump as a candidate on the presidential primary ballot," the court's majority wrote in an unsigned opinion. "Therefore, the Secretary may not list President Trump's name on the 2024 presidential primary ballot, NOR MAY SHE COUNT ANY WRITE-IN VOTES CAST FOR HIM." Colorado's 1st, and Vivek has it right.

Something else of note: Colorado Sun, 12/19: The Unaffiliated...: If voters casting ballots in Colorado’s Democratic presidential primary next year don’t like any of the candidates on their ballot, they’ll be able to choose what’s effectively a “none of the above” option.

The Colorado Democratic Party added a “noncommitted delegate” choice to the March 5 ballot that gives voters the option of sending untethered representatives to the Democratic National Convention next year to select the party’s nominee.

Cont'd -

Posted by: L - They don't have to outrun the bear, they only need to outrun us - for now at December 20, 2023 10:10 AM (GshMh)

311 Cont'd: And, more fun!

Florida Phoenix, 12/11/23: FL Democrats won't have a vote in presidential primary in '24; what about voters in other states?

In part, "Unless a federal judge intervenes, registered Democratic Party voters in Florida won’t have a chance to vote for Joe Biden or any of his opponents for the Democratic presidential nomination next year — a development that may happen only in a few other states in 2024.

The Florida Democratic Party has come under fire from some of Biden’s Democratic challengers who say they were unfairly shut out of the process of getting on the March 19 presidential preference primary ballot.

Minnesota Congressman Dean Phillips, New Age author Marianne Williamson and “Young Turks” host Cenk Uygur have all publicly denounced their omission from the ballot, and last week a Tampa Democrat filed a federal lawsuit against the party, calling on a judge to place Phillips name on the ballot. By law in Florida, uncontested elections don’t appear on a ballot."

Ho, ho, ho! Just watch.
---
PS - Good morning, all, and thanks, J.J.

Stand with Israel.

Posted by: L - They don't have to outrun the bear, they only need to outrun us - for now at December 20, 2023 10:11 AM (GshMh)

312 There we go, CO. Make Trump a martyr. See how that works for you.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 20, 2023 10:54 AM (Q9bls)

313 283 Nice Colorado convicted DJT for a crime he was never charged or convicted for
Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2023 09:24 AM (fwDg9)

What are you talking about? Trump HAS committed a crime. He is not a member in good standing of the political party with the sole, exclusive right to rule America as it and it alone sees fit.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 20, 2023 10:59 AM (Q9bls)

314 Only people with low IQs and who are easily influenced think Haley has any chance of being Trump's VP. I know you #nevertrumpers will be tempted to add you stupid opinions to a matter zero that has zero chance of realization, so AoS Morons - dont be f'n retarded. You are smarter than that.

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When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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