Daily Tech News 20 December 2023

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Insecurity company Okta is buying smaller competitor Spera for $100 million. (Tech Crunch)

That's about $4 million per employee.
"Insecurity company?"

Okta provides online security services.

Earlier this year they suffered a data breach that they said at the time affected around 1% of their customers.

The actual number was closer to 100%. (Tech Crunch)

And by "was closer to" I mean "was".

Tech News

An ex-Amazon engineer has pleated guilty to hacking two crypto exchanges. (Bleeping Computer)

His position as an Amazon engineer has nothing to do with the hack, though. The problem was that the code used to manage such exchanges has more holes than a screen door in tornado season.
A ransomware gang has allegedly seized back its domain from the evil clutches of the FBI. (The Verge)

And declared open season on critical infrastructure.

Or... Not. These guys don't really follow a strict adherence to facts in their press releases.

And neither do the hackers.
A Citrix vulnerability was exploited at Comcast, resulting in the leak of the personal information of 35 million customers. (The Verge)

Which used to be a lot.
RFC9518: What can internet standards do to combat centralisation? (RFC Editor)

Not much.

Disclaimer: It was all over when RFC numbers hit three digits. (RFC100, released in February 1971, was a guide to the 102 RFCs that existed at that point. You see the problem.)

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM

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1 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 20, 2023 04:00 AM (zvEEc)

2 G'Day everyone and good night

Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2023 04:00 AM (fwDg9)

3 G-d bless America.

But you folks need to rise up if you want to save it.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 20, 2023 04:00 AM (zvEEc)

4 Top 5?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 20, 2023 04:08 AM (omVj0)

5 Evening and morning to all the satellites in space! Flash! Let's go to . . . the kitchen and pour another cup of coffee, whaddaya say?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 20, 2023 04:10 AM (omVj0)

6 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 20, 2023 04:18 AM (ju2Fy)

7 ex-Amazon engineer has pleated guilty
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So he folded?

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 20, 2023 04:21 AM (ju2Fy)

8 Pas de Noodification.

Ce m'on merde

Posted by: le Mikleuse, noting that Ace is a Speaker of the French at December 20, 2023 04:23 AM (wAZ5s)

9 Amazon engineer has pleated guilty
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So he folded?
Posted by: olddog

They pinned it on me!

Posted by: Amazon engineer at December 20, 2023 04:26 AM (wAZ5s)

10 Amazon engineer has pleated guilty
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So he folded?
Posted by: olddog

Had to.

Was charged with 800 counts per thread.

Posted by: Organic long staple Amazon engineer at December 20, 2023 04:28 AM (wAZ5s)

11 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 20, 2023 04:31 AM (sAmhv)

12 Mornin'
Posted by: Puddleglum

The Day Drinking Lamp is LIT

Posted by: Miklosbot v. 183.57.119 at December 20, 2023 04:32 AM (wAZ5s)

13 Amazon engineer has pleated guilty
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So he folded?
Posted by: olddog

They pinned it on me!
Posted by: Amazon engineer
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Should have made a straight line to non-extradition country.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 20, 2023 04:34 AM (ju2Fy)

14 ....if you want to save it.
Posted by: Biden's Dog
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*looks around*

I dunno, man... there's plenty here on this site, but not so many IRL. Doubt even 3% have the balls anymore.

#WASTF

Posted by: JQ at December 20, 2023 04:34 AM (njWTi)

15 Amazon engineer has pleated guilty

At least he didn't skirt the issue.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 20, 2023 04:36 AM (ju2Fy)

16 Amazon engineer has pleated guilty

It's probably curtains for him

Posted by: JQ at December 20, 2023 04:38 AM (njWTi)

17 Amazon engineer has pleated guilty

It's probably curtains for him
Posted by: JQ at December 20, 2023

***
Made to measure for puns

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 20, 2023 04:41 AM (omVj0)

18 7 ex-Amazon engineer has pleated guilty
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So he folded?

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 20, 2023 04:21 AM (ju2Fy)
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and he wore the kilt.

Posted by: Ciampino - a nice hot iron will do that at December 20, 2023 04:42 AM (qfLjt)

19 Ex-Amazon engineer pleads guilty to hacking crypto exchanges
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What a waste! In the Prime of his life.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 20, 2023 04:42 AM (zvEEc)

20 Bet his sentence is full length

Posted by: JQ at December 20, 2023 04:42 AM (njWTi)

21 Bet his sentence is full length
Posted by: JQ
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Probably more like a midi.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 20, 2023 04:48 AM (ju2Fy)

22 Did he drape himself in innocence before the court?

Posted by: JQ at December 20, 2023 04:50 AM (njWTi)

23 But he'll get free shipping to the hoosegow

Posted by: JQ at December 20, 2023 04:51 AM (njWTi)

24 It'll be sheer luck if he gets a light sentence

Posted by: JQ at December 20, 2023 04:53 AM (njWTi)

25 But he'll get free shipping to the hoosegow
Posted by: JQ at December 20, 2023 04:51 AM (njWTi)
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"Alexa, play something appropriate."

https://youtu.be/pHqA6HtVU70

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 20, 2023 04:53 AM (zvEEc)

26 I'm sure the panel of jurists will decide fairly

Posted by: JQ at December 20, 2023 04:54 AM (njWTi)

27 Did he drape himself in innocence before the court?
Posted by: JQ at December 20, 2023 04:50 AM (njWTi)
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His whole defense is fabricated.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 20, 2023 04:55 AM (zvEEc)

28 Thanks for that, Biden's Dog!!! Love Sammy & Joe!

Cool

Posted by: JQ at December 20, 2023 04:58 AM (njWTi)

29 Got to be a silver lining for that engineer

Posted by: JQ at December 20, 2023 05:00 AM (njWTi)

30 Furious Chicago resident rips into Mayor Brandon Johnson for throwing open the door to thousands of migrants and 'letting down black communities'

https://mol.im/a/12883891

Okay I agree that if tax money is to be spent then it should be spent to benefit citizens. However this continuous clamour for "And when are we going to get the rights that we deserve?'"
I don't know what rights that other people (Whites) don't get?
That whole tirade, though correct, implies that POC are dumber, less enterprising and more helpless than White people.

he tirade against Texas really made me laugh.

Posted by: Ciampino - dumb, dumber & dumbest at December 20, 2023 05:01 AM (qfLjt)

31 Hem. The cell that engineer will occupy will have no frills.

Posted by: Ciampino - was he a machinist? at December 20, 2023 05:03 AM (qfLjt)

32 Amazon engineer has pleated guilty
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The Judge didn’t hem or ha. Just sewed his fate right up …

Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic . . . at December 20, 2023 05:06 AM (4Winp)

33 Let's hope that poor engineer doesn't get his feathers ruffled in prison

Posted by: JQ at December 20, 2023 05:06 AM (njWTi)

34 Good morning early risers!

Posted by: Rosasharn at December 20, 2023 05:06 AM (PzBTm)

35 Ok, time for nite nite.

I've had much fun this evening/morning, dear horde!

youtube.com/watch?v=jxxTHzERTsk

Posted by: JQ at December 20, 2023 05:07 AM (njWTi)

36 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 20, 2023 05:08 AM (T4tVD)

37 St. Louis cop crashes his speeding patrol car into Bar:
PM - and then officers ARREST one of the owners who was upset over the damage

https://mol.im/a/12884267

Just like cops these days. Too quick to put the bracelets on.

At least in the cities, the Protect & Serve? Both bullshit.

Posted by: Ciampino - It's true - the Protect & Serve? Both bullshit. at December 20, 2023 05:08 AM (qfLjt)

38 Our Staples is closing in February. Amazon and UPS hardest hit.

Bidenomics.

Posted by: Ciampino - It's true at December 20, 2023 05:11 AM (qfLjt)

39 "Alexa, play something appropriate."

All your Alexa are belong to us

Posted by: Accordion hackers at December 20, 2023 05:13 AM (wAZ5s)

40 Okay this brings tears - A HUNDRED elephants die in Zimbabwe drought with most being babies.

https://mol.im/a/12884405

I can remember as a young teen at boarding school in Nairobi when a really bad drought hit East Africa and there were all manners of relief organizations getting water to Serengeti - remember the slogan "Serengeti Shall Not Die"? But see, the White Man was in charge then, you know, compassionate, resourceful, etc. Now it's Black politicians who only worry about graft.
That sounds familiar to our own situation, and not just Black politicians either.

Posted by: Ciampino - Trillions for Uke, NONE for the Borders at December 20, 2023 05:17 AM (qfLjt)

41 Pro-Palestinian supporters call for San Francisco DA to drop charges against the 'Bay Bridge 78'

https://is.gd/SDxM6L

Posted by: Ciampino - Break the Law and suffer the consequences at December 20, 2023 05:21 AM (qfLjt)

42 See Uranus like never before: NASA releases stunning photo of planet

https://mol.im/a/12880639

Posted by: Ciampino - Or YOU could use a mirror. at December 20, 2023 05:23 AM (qfLjt)

43 knock knock

Posted by: Ciampino - Or YOU could use a large mirror. at December 20, 2023 05:28 AM (qfLjt)

44 Good morning morons

Local TV news reports SFPD reports 175 pounds of fentanyl was seized and 700 arrests for drug sales in the last 6 months.

If you have no results, crow about your efforts.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 20, 2023 05:29 AM (RIvkX)

45 Good morning early risers!
Posted by: Rosasharn

Tuesdays are for twirlin'

Wednesdays are for Rasslin'

Posted by: the Scots-Irish at December 20, 2023 05:29 AM (wAZ5s)

46 knock knock
Posted by: Ciampino - Or YOU could use a large mirror

Its The Guy on First !

Posted by: JT at December 20, 2023 05:30 AM (T4tVD)

47 Jason Whitlock suggests women DON'T deserve the right to vote, ... columnist says USA no longer understands 'the natural order of woman following man who serves God'

https://mol.im/a/12882611

Some men also don't deserve to vote.

Posted by: Ciampino - it's a privilege to vote at December 20, 2023 05:31 AM (qfLjt)

48 knock knock
Posted by: Ciampino

come in

Posted by: Barry wanna be Mau Mau-ed at December 20, 2023 05:32 AM (wAZ5s)

49 See Uranus like never before

Posted by: Ciampino - Or YOU could use a mirror. at December 20, 2023 05:23 AM (qfLjt)
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WARNING: Objects are closer than they appear

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 20, 2023 05:38 AM (zvEEc)

50 St. Louis cop crashes his speeding patrol car into Bar:
PM - and then officers ARREST one of the owners who was upset over the damage

Posted by: Ciampino - It's true - the Protect & Serve? Both bullshit. at December 20, 2023 05:08 AM (qfLjt)
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If it's of any consolation, in this case, the cop also put himself behind bars.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 20, 2023 05:40 AM (zvEEc)

51 44 Good morning morons

Local TV news reports SFPD reports 175 pounds of fentanyl was seized and 700 arrests for drug sales in the last 6 months.

If you have no results, crow about your efforts.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 20, 2023 05:29 AM (RIvkX)
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Considering liberal DAs, we need the number of successful prosecutions and convictions, just arrests mean nothing.
Not being picky but that 175 lbs, was that pure as in >95% or just any stuff with fentanyl testing showing positive?
(Not asking you SF, just my comments to 'journalists').

175 pounds equals 79378.7 grams = 79,378,000 mg
probably enough to kill 8 million people, so a weapon of mass destruction if found on one group of people. Anyone caught with, say, 100-1000g would be eligible for the WMD charge.

Posted by: Ciampino - WMD could be drugs too at December 20, 2023 05:43 AM (qfLjt)

52 175 pounds equals 79378.7 grams = 79,378,000 mg
Posted by: Ciampino - WMD could be drugs too at December 20, 2023 05:43 AM (qfLjt)
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After yesterday, can you please talk to us in stones? And rounded.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 20, 2023 05:44 AM (zvEEc)

53 yo wut sup

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 20, 2023 05:46 AM (lwOKI)

54 50
If it's of any consolation, in this case, the cop also put himself behind bars.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 20, 2023 05:40 AM (zvEEc)
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How's the ankle? You were doing patrols before this happened?

Posted by: Ciampino - the whiskey bar? at December 20, 2023 05:46 AM (qfLjt)

55 Forgiveness and forgetting

Our Daily Bread Christian devotional reflects from a passage the Book Of Isaiah:

http://tinyurl.com/2eetvn8m

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 20, 2023 05:49 AM (e1B3K)

56 52 175 pounds equals 79378.7 grams = 79,378,000 mg
Posted by: Ciampino - WMD could be drugs too at December 20, 2023 05:43 AM (qfLjt)
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After yesterday, can you please talk to us in stones? And rounded.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 20, 2023 05:44 AM (zvEEc)
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River stones? Any preference for rock type? I like granite myself but I'll take any crystals out of a pegmatite.

Posted by: Ciampino - well-worn cliches at December 20, 2023 05:50 AM (qfLjt)

57 How's the ankle? You were doing patrols before this happened?
Posted by: Ciampino - the whiskey bar? at December 20, 2023 05:46 AM (qfLjt)
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95% better. Taking an anti-inflamatory. Almost good as new but keeping my feet up most of the time. Early yesterday, I could barely apply pressure to my foot.

The patrols are mostly in the car. But I was already having trouble that night getting my leg in the car.

Thanks for asking.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 20, 2023 05:50 AM (zvEEc)

58

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 20, 2023 05:50 AM (fLtcb)

59 Opinions of the Colorado Supreme Court are available to the public and can be accessed through the Judicial Branch’s homepage at http://www courts.state.co.us. Opinions are also posted on the Colorado Bar Association's homepage at hitp://wwwcobar.org, ADVANCE SHEET HEADNOTE December 19, 2023 2023063 No. 235A300, Anderson v. Griswold—Election Law —Fourteenth Amendment— First Amendment— Political Questions —Hearsay. In this appeal from a district court proceeding under the Colorado Election Code, the supreme court considers whether former President Donald J. Trump may appear on the Colorado Republican presidential primary ballot in 2024. A majority of the court holds that President Trump is disqualified from holding the office of President under Section Three of the Fourteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution. Because he is disqualified, it would be a wrongful act under the Election Code for the Colorado Secretary of State to list him as a candidate on the presidential primary ballot. The court stays its ruling until January 4, 2024, subject to any further appellate proceedings.

So there was no charge. 18 U.S. Code § 2383 - Rebellion
There was no judge.
There was no jury.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 20, 2023 05:51 AM (lwOKI)

60 Whoever incites, sets on foot, assists, or engages in any rebellion or insurrection against the authority of the United States or the laws thereof, or gives aid or comfort thereto, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than ten years, or both; and shall be incapable of holding any office under the United States.

Where is the imprison and fine?

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 20, 2023 05:53 AM (lwOKI)

61 Colorado's SC judges need to be tried for election interference, at a minimum.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 20, 2023 05:54 AM (zvEEc)

62 DA Jenkins is charging 78 people for blocking the Bay bridge. Check.

But she is pointing the finger at judges and saying they are denying her petitions to remand drug deslers.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 20, 2023 05:55 AM (RIvkX)

63 Daughter of the rabbi who founded the International Fellowship of Christians and Jews reflects on God's loving presence:

http://tinyurl.com/su7csrzy

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 20, 2023 05:55 AM (e1B3K)

64 Where is the imprison and fine?
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 20, 2023 05:53 AM (lwOKI)
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So we're back to discussing the ex-Amazon engineer?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 20, 2023 05:56 AM (zvEEc)

65 Tech joke/

I'm not anti social. I'm just not user friendly.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 20, 2023 06:00 AM (e1B3K)

66 Bonus tech joke :

Maybe if we tell people the Bain is an app they'll start using it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 20, 2023 06:02 AM (e1B3K)

67 Bain is the name of the consulting company founded by Mitt Romney.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 20, 2023 06:04 AM (RIvkX)

68 Keep 'em comin' Fen !

Posted by: JT at December 20, 2023 06:06 AM (T4tVD)

69 64

So we're back to discussing the ex-Amazon engineer?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 20, 2023 05:56 AM (zvEEc)

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The Engineer's Song (Brit)
https://youtu.be/ftRGZ5vdEa8

Posted by: Ciampino - very dirty warning at December 20, 2023 06:07 AM (qfLjt)

70 * Pleaded.

Though I'm too lazy to fix it now.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 20, 2023 06:11 AM (BLOW1)

71 AoS has never been hacked or leaked my username or personal data. Huge accomplishment, Pixy.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 20, 2023 06:12 AM (R8uWY)

72 66- "brain" not "Bain"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 20, 2023 06:18 AM (YB+P8)

73 KENNEDY: White House dime bags, a crack-engorged First Son, topless trans activists... and now a lurid Senate sexcapade. America is overrun by fetishist weirdos and whackjobs - and we all know who's to blame!

https://mol.im/a/12881455

All together now! THE GUTTER PARTY !!!!

Posted by: Ciampino - Democrat - very dirty Party at December 20, 2023 06:18 AM (qfLjt)

74 Trucker saves day for young man with autism:

Sunny Skyz story:

http://tinyurl.com/49cr5wfk

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 20, 2023 06:19 AM (YB+P8)

75 Mostly old news but .... Boston Mayor Michelle Wu GIGGLES when asked about fierce backlash over her no whites holiday party and claims invitation leak was 'politically motivated' as only SIX elected officials show up to official event for everyone

https://mol.im/a/12881299

Posted by: Ciampino - Democrat - very dirty Party ... at December 20, 2023 06:22 AM (qfLjt)

76 It ought to be noted that the CO Supreme Court decision also forbids write in ballots for Trump also.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe is not my president at December 20, 2023 06:23 AM (CecP5)

77 Please-if you would be so kind/- please pray for me and all clergy. I have four worship services between now and Sunday night , and bulletins have to be prepared and stuff done at the church and I'm not feeling well. This is nothing compared to services which larger churches have so we ( clergy and helpers) need strength. Thx very much .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 20, 2023 06:23 AM (YB+P8)

78 as only SIX elected officials show up to official event for everyone

https://mol.im/a/12881299
Posted by: Ciampino

Wu, just because you couldn't draw flys to a shit party, is no reason to get all anti-white

Posted by: Bruce at December 20, 2023 06:25 AM (vd8XM)

79 Trucker saves day for young man with autism:

Sunny Skyz story:

http://tinyurl.com/49cr5wfk
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 20, 2023 06:19 AM (YB+P

===

All Boys like trucks. For Boy. F. it was trains, especially Thomas the Tank Engine.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 20, 2023 06:25 AM (RIvkX)

80 * Pleaded.

Though I'm too lazy to fix it now.
Posted by: Pixy Misa
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LOL. Pleated was good for a few laughs.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 20, 2023 06:26 AM (ju2Fy)

81 Democrat claims Texas Gov. Greg Abbott wants to 'KILL' migrants as new law allows cops to arrest border crossers and send them back to Mexico

https://mol.im/a/12881127

Well we need to do something more permanent with the ones who commit crimes here and keep coming back. After getting caught crossing/having crossed the third time ....... just saying.

Posted by: Ciampino - Democrat-adjacent crminals at December 20, 2023 06:26 AM (qfLjt)

82 95% better. Taking an anti-inflamatory. Almost good as new but keeping my feet up most of the time. Early yesterday, I could barely apply pressure to my foot.

The patrols are mostly in the car. But I was already having trouble that night getting my leg in the car.

Thanks for asking.
Posted by: Biden's Dog

If you don't already, get yourself a light pressure sock. You can wear it during the day, but I find it helpful to wear at night and while I sleep.

Posted by: Bruce at December 20, 2023 06:27 AM (vd8XM)

83 So, it turns out the dumbest website in the world is pitch-perfect satire.

I'm not sure whether to inflict it on you guys.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 20, 2023 06:28 AM (BLOW1)

84 Thx very much .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Done!

Posted by: Bruce at December 20, 2023 06:28 AM (vd8XM)

85 {Fen} this your time to shine!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 20, 2023 06:31 AM (RIvkX)

86 83 So, it turns out the dumbest website in the world is pitch-perfect satire.

I'm not sure whether to inflict it on you guys.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 20, 2023 06:28 AM (BLOW1)
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We in the Northern Hemisphere are right-sided-up and can take it. Go for it.

Posted by: Ciampino - The engines canna take the strain Cap'n at December 20, 2023 06:31 AM (qfLjt)

87 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at December 20, 2023 06:32 AM (NBVIP)

88 So, it turns out the dumbest website in the world is pitch-perfect satire.

I'm not sure whether to inflict it on you guys.

Is it worse then gay butt sex in a Senate hearing room?

Posted by: Bruce at December 20, 2023 06:33 AM (vd8XM)

89 If you don't already, get yourself a light pressure sock. You can wear it during the day, but I find it helpful to wear at night and while I sleep.
Posted by: Bruce at December 20, 2023 06:27 AM (vd8XM)
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Thanks, fellow ankle-sufferer. No need for that anymore and two nights ago any pressure would have been bad.

The only downside is I have lost Mrs. BD's superior room service, as I can now too easily get up and make it myself in the kitchen. All good things....

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 20, 2023 06:34 AM (zvEEc)

90 Morning rons and ettes. Why am I up so damn early!?

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 20, 2023 06:35 AM (iF0sF)

91 Inside Chicago's deplorable, freezing migrant shelter where boy, five, died after falling ill and four other children have been hospitalized

No medical records
No vaccine cards
Stuff into crowed, poorly ventilated buildings

What could go wrong?

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 20, 2023 06:37 AM (lwOKI)

92 Why am I up so damn early!?
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 20, 2023 06:35 AM (iF0sF)
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Gettin' dose worms!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 20, 2023 06:38 AM (RIvkX)

93 No medical records
No vaccine cards
Stuff into crowed, poorly ventilated buildings

What could go wrong?
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 20, 2023 06:37 AM (lwOKI)
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Sounds like a wet market.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 20, 2023 06:39 AM (zvEEc)

94 Question: What does a deaf person do in a Senate Hearing Room.

(Keep it clean, No buttsecks jokes or innuendo)
Hey, I know Innuendo. He's that guy from Princess Bride that wants to kill you? ... wait, no ... he's that Italian guy that's always whispering in public.

Posted by: Ciampino - Scotty: The engines canna take the strain Cap'n at December 20, 2023 06:39 AM (qfLjt)

95 77 Please-if you would be so kind/- please pray for me and all clergy. I have four worship services between now and Sunday night , and bulletins have to be prepared and stuff done at the church and I'm not feeling well. This is nothing compared to services which larger churches have so we ( clergy and helpers) need strength. Thx very much .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 20, 2023 06:23 AM (YB+P

May the blessings of the Babe from Bethlehem Baptize you and your flocks with Faith, Love, and Charity.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 20, 2023 06:39 AM (lwOKI)

96 We’re not like other countries when it comes to dealing with illegal aliens’ We don’t kill them. We let them waltz across our border, then we give them benefits we deny our own citizens.

Posted by: Eromero at December 20, 2023 06:40 AM (sFHhj)

97 No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice-President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any State, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States, or as a member of any State legislature, or as an executive or judicial officer of any State, to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof. But Congress may by a vote of two-thirds of each House, remove such disability.

Do you see anything in there about taking an oath as President qualifying one for 14th amendment prohibition? Lets assume President Trump gave aid or comfort to the J6 people, how did they become enemies of the United States? Were any of the J6 people convicted of insurrection or rebellion? The CO ruling is legal dog shit.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe is not my president at December 20, 2023 06:40 AM (CecP5)

98 Posted by: rhennigantx at December 20, 2023 06:39 AM (lwOKI)

Thanks; I appreciate the blessing very much.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 20, 2023 06:41 AM (zdjTC)

99 Night owl wife is up early. She's informed me not speak to her for at least 30 mins. until she's fully awake. Has 2 hour drive to oncologist appt this AM.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 20, 2023 06:43 AM (ju2Fy)

100 Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 20, 2023 06:25 AM (RIvkX)

My son liked that too, and I enjoyed watching the cartoon as well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 20, 2023 06:43 AM (zdjTC)

101 Posted by: olddog in mo at December 20, 2023

What a long drive and having to navigate medical appts and issues. Will pray for you both.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 20, 2023 06:45 AM (zdjTC)

102 Night owl wife is up early. She's informed me not speak to her for at least 30 mins. until she's fully awake. Has 2 hour drive to oncologist appt this AM.
Posted by: olddog in mo at December 20, 2023 06:43 AM (ju2Fy)
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Could she talk to Mrs. F. who wakes up ready for in-depth full-volume discussions at 5 am?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 20, 2023 06:47 AM (RIvkX)

103 mornin yall. Wadda we gonna do today?

Posted by: fd at December 20, 2023 06:47 AM (vFG9F)

104 old dog, may GOD bless you both in travels and treatment today.

Posted by: Eromero at December 20, 2023 06:47 AM (sFHhj)

105 Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering

Dark

Posted by: JT at December 20, 2023 06:48 AM (T4tVD)

106 G'morning, all!

25.2 degrees outside.

Bird bath is firm.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 20, 2023 06:48 AM (hH3Px)

107 Okay Fen !

Posted by: JT at December 20, 2023 06:48 AM (T4tVD)

108 Hiya Jewells !

Posted by: JT at December 20, 2023 06:49 AM (T4tVD)

109 "A U.K. study found humans may be contributing to global warming by the simple – and necessary – act of breathing"

Breath more, people! It's 22 f'n degrees out there.

Posted by: fd at December 20, 2023 06:50 AM (vFG9F)

110 Harvard's Claudine Gay led a task force to reduce the visual presence of "white men" in campus spaces—simply for being white men. They committed no crimes; they were not deemed "racist." Their ancestry and anatomy were enough to justify their banishment.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 20, 2023 06:52 AM (lwOKI)

111 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 20, 2023 06:54 AM (u82oZ)

112 Salty!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 20, 2023 06:56 AM (hH3Px)

113 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

May you and yours be thriving.
Cold and windy here, but it should warm up a bit by4 PM.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 20, 2023 06:56 AM (u82oZ)

114 Fen} this your time to shine!

Thanks, SFP. Hopefully God will shine through me.
When my sister was about 11-13 either my mother or father would sometimes come into her room to wake her for school and say "Rise and shine." Her response was sometimes "I'll rise, but I won't shine."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 20, 2023 06:57 AM (i3UDS)

115 KIRBY: "We didn't just leave a bunch of weapons in Afghanistan. This is a fallacy. This is a farce."

The US gave a total of $18.6 billion of equipment to the Afghan National Defense and Security Forces (ANDSF) from 2005 to August 2021, according to the report. Of that total, equipment worth $7.12 billion remained in Afghanistan after the US withdrawal was completed on August 30, 2021. It included aircraft, air-to-ground munitions, military vehicles, weapons, communications equipment and other materials, according to the DoD report.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 20, 2023 06:57 AM (lwOKI)

116 Posted by: rhennigantx at December 20, 2023 06:52 AM (lwOKI)

Does Ms, Gay do that with her white husband as well?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 20, 2023 06:58 AM (i3UDS)

117
This is nothing compared to services which larger churches have so we ( clergy and helpers) need strength. Thx very much .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 20, 2023 06:23 AM

Related: the person I was referring to, first name is Gary. With an F in front you might guess. I'm not sure what a 56 year old man does with his life after separation from the church after a couple decades but he probably could use some prayers.

I have reasons to not like the man but they probably have more to do with actions that Franky did that trickled down. A falling tide lowers all the ships so to speak.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 20, 2023 06:59 AM (enJYY)

118 Rons & Ettes, may I introduce you to Mary McCord:

http://tinyurl.com/24zumv7h

(The Last Refuge)

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 20, 2023 06:59 AM (zvEEc)

119 Harvard's Claudine Gay led a task force to reduce the visual presence of "white men" in campus spaces—simply for being white men. They committed no crimes; they were not deemed "racist." Their ancestry and anatomy were enough to justify their banishment.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 20, 2023 06:52 AM (lwOKI)
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They could just pay a jizya

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 20, 2023 07:00 AM (RIvkX)

120 FenelonSpoke

You have my prayers ascending for your pastoral duties, tending to your flock. May your path be smooth, with unexpected helpers.

And my best wishes for a wonderful family Christmas.
You already know what I want for FenelonSon. May those stockings be well filled with cross-country honed legs.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 20, 2023 07:00 AM (u82oZ)

121 olddog in mo

May your travels be safe, and the oncologist's decisions thwart cancer. Plus easily tolerated by your wife.

For your wife and Jewells45:
Fuck Cancer!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 20, 2023 07:02 AM (u82oZ)

122 The more I read about Claudine Gay the more I think Harvard deserves her. Why would anyone who didn't have a bigoted Black or Muslim kid want to have anything to that school? They've exposed their DEI perfidy .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 20, 2023 07:03 AM (i3UDS)

123 rhennigantx@ 115/-
What Kirby lied about and the manner he lied was worthy of inclusion in Orwell’s 1984. We left lots of weapons in Afghanistan. And the jihadis are killing innocent people with those weapons. In fact we will probably face those weapons right here in America . But, hey that’s the plan from day one.

Posted by: Eromero at December 20, 2023 07:04 AM (sFHhj)

124 Hi ya JT!

Olddog, such a long way to have to go to see her doctor. I am so blessed to be so close to mine. I could walk there on a nice day. I hope all goes well.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 20, 2023 07:04 AM (iF0sF)

125 San Franpsycho

What a problem to have. She is talking as you hang on to that interesting dream.

With your skills, the answer is obvious.

Good luck. We are all counting on you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 20, 2023 07:05 AM (u82oZ)

126 Chicago is bitching about 26,000 illegal migrants coming to the city. That many comes over the border in just two days so just shut up and choke on it you damn Democrats.

Posted by: fd at December 20, 2023 07:05 AM (vFG9F)

127 TODAY’S WEATHER FORECAST
12/20
68°Hi
RealFeel® 66°
Breezy with variable clouds

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 20, 2023 07:06 AM (lwOKI)

128 Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 20, 2023 07:00 AM (u82oZ)

Thanks, dear one. Christmas blessings to you and Mrs. Salty and the families of the kids who you amuse and keep in line on the bus.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 20, 2023 07:06 AM (i3UDS)

129 Well, I am now bald. Woke up yesterday and as I was blow drying my hair I could see hairs flying all over the place. Checked the sink and hair was everywhere. Damn, it was so sudden. Anyway my dear stylist came in on her day off and shaved my head. She started crying. I'm not crying, you're crying!!

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 20, 2023 07:07 AM (iF0sF)

130
I wonder if the satellite trucks are lined up for an entire block outside the administration building at Harvard like they were in Penn State after 'something happened' there?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 20, 2023 07:07 AM (enJYY)

131 http://tinyurl.com/24zumv7h

First of all, I can't even.

Second of all, there aren't enough helicopters.

When I use the term "junta" this is who and what I mean, an ongoing conspiracy against the lawfully constituted authority of the United States.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 20, 2023 07:09 AM (RIvkX)

132 Well, I am now bald. Woke up yesterday and as I was blow drying my hair I could see hairs flying all over the place. Checked the sink and hair was everywhere. Damn, it was so sudden. Anyway my dear stylist came in on her day off and shaved my head. She started crying. I'm not crying, you're crying!!

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 20, 2023 07:07 AM

Call me!

Posted by: Lace Wigs at December 20, 2023 07:09 AM (enJYY)

133 Some women are teh hawt bald.

Thinking Persis Khambatta.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 20, 2023 07:10 AM (RIvkX)

134 Lace Wigs

LOL.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 20, 2023 07:10 AM (u82oZ)

135
All kidding aside, when my brother-in-law got cancer, had the chemo, and *did not* lose his hair I thought that was a bad sign.
It was.

Posted by: Lace Wigs at December 20, 2023 07:10 AM (enJYY)

136 There is a side of me that would like to make a bumper sticker along the lines of what Babylon Bee came up with, " I am glad my son doesn't go to Harvard." But it's rude and someone would key my cat. No anti semetic demonstrations at his school and he has a black roommate who's a Freshman. I guess they assigned them to be together because neither had someone to room with.?His roommate is a competitive runner but they seem to get along fine.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 20, 2023 07:12 AM (CPlo4)

137 Fen,

We wouldn't want you to get your cat keyed.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 20, 2023 07:13 AM (hH3Px)

138 What I meant is that the roommate is not super into. academics. I think he wants to do competitive running and is transferring to Penn State next year.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 20, 2023 07:14 AM (CPlo4)

139 Lace Wigs, I didn't lose my hair on the first set of drugs they had me on. These I guess are more powerful? I dunno. I just know I am NOT looking forward to next Wednesday for my second round.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 20, 2023 07:14 AM (iF0sF)

140 Jewells,

I remember the day that our toddler friend at Walter Reed lost all her hair.

Her mother and Mrs VIA were very traumatized.

The toddler was delighted, because now she could wear all the fun beanies that folks had made for her.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 20, 2023 07:15 AM (hH3Px)

141 {{{jewells45}}}

Cherished one, tell them it's merely a phase you are going through.

Maybe you can sing a rap song about cutting the unbelievers.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 20, 2023 07:15 AM (u82oZ)

142 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 20, 2023 07:13 AM (hH3Px

LOL. He wouldn't like it either. At least autocorrect or my poor typing is good for a laugh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 20, 2023 07:15 AM (CPlo4)

143 "At least autocorrect or my poor typing is good for a laugh."

Let he who has never had auto-cucumber turn their words into something humorous throw the first stone.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 20, 2023 07:17 AM (hH3Px)

144 "Between 2020 and 2022, the number of transgender services performed and/or visits related to transgender treatments at Planned Parenthood clinics increased by roughly 125%," reports the Daily Caller. "Regional branches that made their data available collectively saw 17,036 visits in 2020 compared to 38,337 in 2022, a staggering increase in such a short period of time."

We do not even know half of the issues with the hormone based birth control pill so lets just throw drugs used for cancer and palliative care at 14 and 15 Year Olds.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 20, 2023 07:17 AM (lwOKI)

145
My son went off to Penn State mid semester after starting the year at a satellite campus nearby. We drive him up, enter his new dorm room. Piles of stinky laundry everywhere, every inch covered with pizza boxes or other food remnants, unmade bed. Roommate from hell. At the end of that semester he and about four new friends started renting off campus.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 20, 2023 07:17 AM (enJYY)

146 The US gave a total of $18.6 billion of equipment to the Afghan National Defense and Security Forces (ANDSF) from 2005 to August 2021, according to the report. Of that total, equipment worth $7.12 billion remained in Afghanistan after the US withdrawal was completed on August 30, 2021. It included aircraft, air-to-ground munitions, military vehicles, weapons, communications equipment and other materials, according to the DoD report.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 20, 2023 06:57 AM (lwOKI)

Just another reason to abolish the federales. A complete waste of men, material, time and effort.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 20, 2023 07:18 AM (puDky)

147 jewells45

The powerful drugs go after fast growing cells. Hair loss is a side effect. We do know a lot more about how cancer works, and there are a lot of people trying to stop it. Some promising treatments are in clinical trials.

So hang in there.

Fuck Cancer.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 20, 2023 07:18 AM (u82oZ)

148 The toddler was delighted, because now she could wear all the fun beanies that folks had made for her.

Way to put a positive spin on it! That's so cute

Thankfully I wasn't caught flatfooted. I already have several beanies and I guess today I will start looking for wigs.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 20, 2023 07:19 AM (iF0sF)

149 Sorry about your hair, Jewells. That sounds hard. Prayers continue.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 20, 2023 07:20 AM (iM4//)

150 Salty, I already told hubby if I have a horrible reaction every time like I did the last time I won't continue. Clinical trials are probably the next route.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 20, 2023 07:20 AM (iF0sF)

151
To my way of thinking the chemo is tailored to being *just* powerful enough to kill cancer cells without damaging healthy ones. Hair follicles must be some weaker cells maybe.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 20, 2023 07:20 AM (enJYY)

152 rhennigantx

This is the Left's way of saying "You. Out of the Gene Pool."

Sad, but the evil of those cultists shines as a warning for the discerning.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 20, 2023 07:20 AM (u82oZ)

153 Thank you Fenelon.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 20, 2023 07:21 AM (iF0sF)

154 148 Make sure you have a beanie with the propeller on top, like Biden wears during Air Force academy speeches.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 20, 2023 07:21 AM (0EOe9)

155 Meh.. I'll way more upset when I lose my eyebrows and lashes.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 20, 2023 07:22 AM (iF0sF)

156 " ... seized back its domain from the evil clutches of the FBI. "

hopefully we will do the same.

G'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at December 20, 2023 07:22 AM (kc18b)

157 {jewells} just don't do the Jamie Raskin do-rag headwrap thing he looked like a doofus.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 20, 2023 07:22 AM (RIvkX)

158 jewells45

Not a thing wrong in your brain. You are choosing wisely.
I added your dear hubby to my prayers. It is a hard thing to watch your loved one suffer.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 20, 2023 07:22 AM (u82oZ)

159 Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 20, 2023 07:17 AM (enJYY)

Roommate is more of a slob than my son but eventually he cleans it up, and I guess he spends a fair amount of time out of the room with his friends who do running. I would think Penn would have a much more intensive athletic program.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 20, 2023 07:23 AM (iM4//)

160 Make sure you have a beanie with the propeller on top, like Biden wears during Air Force academy speeches.

LOL!

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 20, 2023 07:23 AM (iF0sF)

161 Thank you Salty. This has been hard on him too. he doesn't sleep well because he worries about me constantly.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 20, 2023 07:24 AM (iF0sF)

162 Salty, I already told hubby if I have a horrible reaction every time like I did the last time I won't continue. Clinical trials are probably the next route.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 20, 2023 07:20 AM (iF0sF)
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It did not sound good, will pray harder this time.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 20, 2023 07:24 AM (RIvkX)

163 SF, don't worry I won't be trying any kind of do-rag or headwrap. I like to keep it simple.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 20, 2023 07:25 AM (iF0sF)

164 "Meh.. I'll way more upset when I lose my eyebrows and lashes."

When all my body hair fell out this year in an 8 inch wide band all round my torso from the radiation treatment, that was interesting.

'Smooth as a baby's behind' is really a thing.

Just now beginning to grow back, with some almost invisible peach fuzz emerging.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 20, 2023 07:26 AM (hH3Px)

165 Chores.

I have off from work today, but the chores continue.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 20, 2023 07:26 AM (u82oZ)

166 Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 20, 2023 07:09 AM (RIvkX)

Nothing short of burning down the DOJ and starting over will do. I hope Trump understands.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 20, 2023 07:27 AM (q4q2U)

167
Meh.. I'll way more upset when I lose my eyebrows and lashes.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 20, 2023 07:22 AM (iF0sF)

Ever see the episode of Seinfeld where Uncle Leo loses his eyebrows and Elaine paints them on? It was one of the classics.

My wife has gotten really good with putting on false eyelashes but it took her a lot of practice. She enjoys the praise that people give her all the time for the way they look.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 20, 2023 07:27 AM (enJYY)

168 Hair is nothing, Jewells. You are more than your hair. But promise us you won’t go Rastafarian on us when it comes back.

Posted by: Eromero at December 20, 2023 07:28 AM (sFHhj)

169 Be safe, Salty!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 20, 2023 07:28 AM (hH3Px)

170 The one and only time i ever heard my mama bitch about the troon menace, it was about how it's such a monumental blessing to have a kid that's born healthy and has good health and doesn't have to be in and out of hospitals all the time, and yet here are these monsters brainwashing children into mutilating themselves and condemning them to a depressing life of pills and bills and procedures that others must struggle with through no fault of their own.

Fuck cancer. Fuck troons. Fuck Joe Biden.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 20, 2023 07:29 AM (9UlRk)

171 152 rhennigantx

This is the Left's way of saying "You. Out of the Gene Pool."

Sad, but the evil of those cultists shines as a warning for the discerning.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 20, 2023 07:20 AM (u82oZ)

It is very interesting that the Progressive answer for mental issues is sterilization.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 20, 2023 07:29 AM (lwOKI)

172 Karine Jean-Pierre says White House WON'T disclose every time Hunter travels with Joe after he was photographed getting off Marine One - even though he wasn't on the passenger list

https://mol.im/a/12882859

There's a reason for a passenger list.

Posted by: Ciampino - Scotty: If yur no on the list we won't know you died at December 20, 2023 07:29 AM (qfLjt)

173 Divide..I will be practicing using false lashes but the eyebrows are gonna be a real issue for me. I don't want some silly looking pencil line for eyebrows.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 20, 2023 07:29 AM (iF0sF)

174 Have the best day possible, everyone.

May unexpected joy visit your heart. Unless Joy is a dancer at a private club, and your wife gets all territorial. Avoid that scenario.

Ad astra per aspera

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 20, 2023 07:29 AM (u82oZ)

175 Heh. Jewells, my Dad went through chemo and rad treatment, and didn't lose a bit of hair. Now the Old Man was big on wearing hats. Had a nice fedora for fall and winter, one of those Sinatra like straw hats for summer, and a real expensive fedora for dress occasions which he never went to. He quit wearing hats when he didn't lose his hair. "Hey guys, look at this, not a bit lost".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 20, 2023 07:30 AM (0EOe9)

176 Texas teen 'drunk driver' looks shell-shocked in court as he's charged with killing homeless woman - as cops say he told witnesses he'd 'Venmo them' if they let him flee

https://mol.im/a/12882703

Posted by: Ciampino - Scotty: If yur drunk you go to jail at December 20, 2023 07:30 AM (qfLjt)

177 Just now beginning to grow back, with some almost invisible peach fuzz emerging.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 20, 2023 07:26 AM (hH3Px)

Hmmm....

Back hair wigs for cancer fighters....

I smell a business opportunity here.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 20, 2023 07:31 AM (9UlRk)

178 "Back hair wigs for cancer fighters.... "

You mis-spelled 'Butt'.

Although the idea still stands.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 20, 2023 07:33 AM (hH3Px)

179 jewells, they have some really.good looking glue on eyebrow choices. You are beautiful in any circumstance.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2023 07:34 AM (CTxeO)

180 Coonskin hats with the tail are always in fashion.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 20, 2023 07:34 AM (0EOe9)

181 You mis-spelled 'Butt'.

Although the idea still stands.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 20, 2023 07:33 AM (hH3Px)

"The Boo-tay Toupee".

Order now and receive your free gift. Offer not available in AK, HI, or PR.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 20, 2023 07:35 AM (9UlRk)

182 Bill my dad wore a hat all the time. After he passed I gave it to my son. He'll never wear it of course but at least it will stay in the family. I couldn't bear to donate it. Damn, now I miss my dad.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 20, 2023 07:35 AM (iF0sF)

183 Coonskin hats with the tail are always in fashion.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 20, 2023 07:34 AM (0EOe9)

"Jeez, Murphy, i know you like to wear your hats backwards, but come on...."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 20, 2023 07:36 AM (9UlRk)

184 Oh Ben Had you are such a dear. Thank you

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 20, 2023 07:36 AM (iF0sF)

185 ""The Boo-tay Toupee".

Ass-Merkin

Has a part down the middle.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 20, 2023 07:36 AM (hH3Px)

186 Ok, wife is out the door. Daughter is taking her to the appt. Daughter has pretty much been wife's advocate. It's almost like having a home nurse. We are blessed.

Wife didn't lose her hair during chemo. She couldn't take the aggressive chemo 'coz she was too weak from her Whipple surgery.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 20, 2023 07:37 AM (ju2Fy)

187 Colorado Supreme Court ruled that Trump engaged in an insurrection against the US on January 6th.

tyrant
noun
ty·rant ˈtī-rənt
Synonyms of tyrant
1
a
: an absolute ruler unrestrained by law or constitution
b
: a usurper of sovereignty
2
a
: a ruler who exercises absolute power oppressively or brutally

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 20, 2023 07:37 AM (lwOKI)

188 Has a part down the middle.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 20, 2023 07:36 AM (hH3Px)

Yeah sure whatever i didn't want that coffee to not go out my nose anyway its fine

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 20, 2023 07:37 AM (9UlRk)

189
Uncle Leo's eyebrows:
"You don't have to get angry".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SqatyzPlJU

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 20, 2023 07:38 AM (enJYY)

190 131 http://tinyurl.com/24zumv7h

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 20, 2023 07:09 AM (RIvkX)
----

O wow!

Posted by: Ciampino - Scotty: set phasers to kill at December 20, 2023 07:40 AM (qfLjt)

191 @VivekGRamaswamy
This is what an *actual* attack on democracy looks like: in an un-American, unconstitutional, and *unprecedented* decision, a cabal of Democrat judges are barring Trump from the ballot in Colorado.

Tricky Nikki what u say
Pissy Chrissy??

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 20, 2023 07:40 AM (lwOKI)

192 Vivek is just angling for a job as Vice-Tyrant.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 20, 2023 07:41 AM (9UlRk)

193 You mis-spelled 'Butt'.

Although the idea still stands.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 20, 2023 07:33 AM (hH3Px)
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Do you get stares at the town pool?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 20, 2023 07:41 AM (RIvkX)

194 Super pig invasion coming from Canada. 500lb average body size.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2023 07:42 AM (CTxeO)

195 "Tricky Nikki what u say
Pissy Chrissy??"

Tulsi Gabbard would beat both their asses on this unconstitutional move by the court.

I still wouldn't vote for her.

But on this topic she rises above both those punch bowl swimmers.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 20, 2023 07:43 AM (hH3Px)

196 194 You'll see them stomping around the plus size aisles at Pennsylvania outlet stores.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 20, 2023 07:43 AM (0EOe9)

197 "Do you get stares at the town pool?"

Heh!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 20, 2023 07:44 AM (hH3Px)

198 Huh. The GA SoS IT dept used the same administrator password in election assets, aka equipment, throughout the entire state.

This came out after:

" In October of 2020, a laptop being used by a Fulton County poll worker was being assessed remotely and files deleted and the SoS office knew. The tech support company advised to contact them via a phone call because text messages can be discoverable."

Posted by: the little man in the sphincter at December 20, 2023 07:45 AM (vFG9F)

199 I woke up early, unfortunately. And for reasons known only to the more masochistic cellars of my own psyche I went on one of my periodic safaris into 'Progressive Judaism' to see What's Up.
URJ, The Forward, T'ruah, the lot.

Sample:
“I am an alum of Temple B’Nai Israel, NFTY, BBYO, and Crane Lake Camp. I am the descendant of Holocaust refugees including my grandmother and great-grandparents, and relative of 28 family members murdered in the Holocaust, as well as the spouse of a Muslim Palestinian and parent of two beautiful Palestinian kids..."

This kind of horseshit is why I'm more or less sitting this one out as far as the USA front. I'm not supporting a bunch of people holding a gun to their own head. Fuck 'em.

Posted by: LenNeal at December 20, 2023 07:45 AM (/BBNv)

200 New York One Step Closer to Giving Reparations to Black Descendants of Slaves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRZN7IzvCVs

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 20, 2023 07:47 AM (lwOKI)

201 " as well as the spouse of a Muslim Palestinian and parent of two beautiful Palestinian kids..."

Love is love.......

Or something equally as stupid.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 20, 2023 07:47 AM (hH3Px)

202 Super pig invasion coming from Canada. 500lb average body size.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2023 07:42 AM (CTxeO)

Met a few at the airport the other day.

Nice ladies but Lord Almighty!

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 20, 2023 07:48 AM (puDky)

203 "Met a few at the airport the other day. "

Near the gates for Southwest?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 20, 2023 07:49 AM (hH3Px)

204 202 Maybe they could lay off the poutine and Molsons and try that golo stuff.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 20, 2023 07:51 AM (0EOe9)

205 198 Huh. The GA SoS IT dept used the same administrator password in election assets, aka equipment, throughout the entire state.

This came out after:

" In October of 2020, a laptop being used by a Fulton County poll worker was being assessed remotely and files deleted and the SoS office knew. The tech support company advised to contact them via a phone call because text messages can be discoverable."
Posted by: the little man in the sphincter at December 20, 2023 07:45 AM (vFG9F)

My guess us they added vote to the dbase. Then added ballots at the warehouse. Thus, the lack of scanned images (around 170k). They dbase and physical counts match but the recorded/scanned votes cannot.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 20, 2023 07:51 AM (lwOKI)

206 Ratshitburger lied about the voting machines being connected to "the Internet". Well, sorta lied. They were connected to a network to be sure, just not "the Internet".

Posted by: fd at December 20, 2023 07:52 AM (vFG9F)

207 As a Pennsylvanian with one neck, a driver's license, a Playstation 2, and a member of the ASTM, go fuck yourself.

Lah di dah, you're a real Jewy Jew, ain'tcha, but you're still a fucking idiot if the rest of that sentence isn't "we got far, far away from those goat raping psychopaths so we can raise our kid decently".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 20, 2023 07:52 AM (9UlRk)

208 “I am an alum of Temple B’Nai Israel, NFTY, BBYO, and Crane Lake Camp. I am the descendant of Holocaust refugees including my grandmother and great-grandparents, and relative of 28 family members murdered in the Holocaust, as well as the spouse of a Muslim Palestinian and parent of two beautiful Palestinian kids..."
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Two key words
"Spouse" and "Parent"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 20, 2023 07:53 AM (RIvkX)

209
...as well as the ~~spouse~~ property of a Muslim Palestinian...

Fixed it.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 20, 2023 07:56 AM (enJYY)

210
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Posted by: rhennigantx at December 20, 2023 07:56 AM (lwOKI)

211 OKTA data breech huh? Figures; they are the choice of "Dr." Shirley Weber, Corruptifornia Secretary of State...

Posted by: The Butcher at December 20, 2023 08:00 AM (W1LLg)

212 Jewells,

I remember that awful day. The hair just slips off and down and everywhere. My husband was on a road trip, I was alone with it. I didn't even feel human. Ugh.

It came back thicker and stronger than it had ever been.

I never lost my lashes or eyebrows. Re: eyebrows: mine are tattooed. I have Alice in Wonderland coloring, you wouldn't even see me without makeup, and I'm lazy, so I've tattooed my eyebrows and eyelids and mouth for years, and it lasts for years. Google it.

Posted by: Wenda at December 20, 2023 08:00 AM (17/Kb)

213 70 * Pleaded.

Though I'm too lazy to fix it now.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 20, 2023 06:11 AM (BLOW1)

Plaid!

Posted by: m at December 20, 2023 12:00 PM (x7m+Z)

214 83 So, it turns out the dumbest website in the world is pitch-perfect satire.

I'm not sure whether to inflict it on you guys.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 20, 2023 06:28 AM (BLOW1)

Yes, please.

Posted by: m at December 20, 2023 12:41 PM (x7m+Z)

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