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Let Me Get A Big Hell Yeah For A Redneck ONT

Welcome to Friday night! I found this to be interesting.


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Twitter embeds don't seem to be working right now, so to see the videos you'll have to click on the link.

Fido Friday: Presents!


If a conservative is a liberal who has been mugged, is a socialist just an individual who can't succeed?

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This is the most perfect example of what talking with a prog is like that I've ever seen

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Have a beer


If things keep on like they're going, I thinking that I might be able to start a home-based business selling blue colanders

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Good social media team

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Fireball! Fireball!


”Extra” mild

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Another good social media team

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Hell Yeah!


Modern Santa problems

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An attempt was made

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We used to be a proper country


Yet another good social media team

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Work, work, work

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I just gotta be me. Now praise my courage.


Welds

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Christmas song genres

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Political impersonations


Fact check: accurate

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by free men:

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Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:00 PM




Comments

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1 first

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at December 15, 2023 10:00 PM (rkb59)

2 Others called.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 15, 2023 10:00 PM (qPw5n)

3 second

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at December 15, 2023 10:00 PM (rkb59)

4 Okay

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at December 15, 2023 10:01 PM (rkb59)

5 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 15, 2023 10:01 PM (IaTa3)

6 Girthy!

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 15, 2023 10:01 PM (g4+u8)

7 Happy Hanukkah greetings on the last night.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * scio te ipsum at December 15, 2023 10:01 PM (9qEDG)

8 Howdy all

Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2023 10:01 PM (fwDg9)

9 Gladly we ONT

Posted by: mindful webworker - same as ever at December 15, 2023 10:02 PM (MPc8X)

10 Evenin’, All!

My son graduated from college today! Woo hoo!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 15, 2023 10:04 PM (f2dNy)

11 Brazil is pretty huge. But it's huge in the way China is huge. Huge and mostly useless. In China, it's loess that makes it useless. In Brazil it's useless jungle. But they're both gigantic, nearly useless places. Not like the US, or Canada, or Russia, which are gigantic, mostly useful places.

Posted by: Yudhishthira Florian Maria Hohenzollern von Schloengishugen, Liechtensteinian Usurper at December 15, 2023 10:06 PM (0FoWg)

12 Missed J.J. this morning. So, Verse for the day:

Psalms 59:2-5

Rescue me from evil-doers, from men of violence save me.
Rescue me from my enemies, my God;
lift me out of reach of my foes.

Deliver me from evildoers;
from the bloodthirsty save me.

They have set an ambush for my life;
the powerful conspire against me.
For no offense or misdeed of mine, LORD,

for no fault they hurry to take up arms.
Come near and see my plight!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 15, 2023 10:07 PM (IaTa3)

13 Good evening morons and thanks for all the memes wd

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 15, 2023 10:07 PM (RIvkX)

14 If things keep on like they're going, I thinking that I might be able to start a home-based business selling blue colanders

I fooking love that meme. The dumbasses running the UN don't have clue how hated they are too.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 15, 2023 10:08 PM (3CCua)

15 My son graduated from college today! Woo hoo!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Congratulations to proud Dad!!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 15, 2023 10:08 PM (IaTa3)

16 Commie reddit guy's brother (because of course it was reddit) missed a golden opportunity for one of those BarryCo Teachable Moments(tm) we hear so much about.

"When I go on vacation I stay in a nice hotel and buy a lot of nice meals and such. And I always tip when appropriate. Many waiters, clerks and the like continue to exist because of me, because I have the capitalism-granted ability to go on vacation from time to time instead of living in my dorm room like a fucking serf hoping that gubmint massa gives me a carrot this month because I's a good boi."

Posted by: CppThis at December 15, 2023 10:08 PM (PZvjL)

17 11 Brazil and China are part of Greater Liechtenstein.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 15, 2023 10:08 PM (f2dNy)

18 How you guys doin'?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 15, 2023 10:08 PM (5kdlS)

19 Thanks, Tonypete! Gotta take all my shirts and coats and jackets to the tailor now to get them reattached.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 15, 2023 10:10 PM (f2dNy)

20 Hey, Hrothgar!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 15, 2023 10:10 PM (f2dNy)

21 19 the buttons reattached, I mean

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 15, 2023 10:12 PM (f2dNy)

22 That welding job is amazing. Not easy with stainless. Too bad the bottoms don't match, toss it and try again.

Posted by: davidt at December 15, 2023 10:14 PM (SYTee)

23 *.... pours bourbon.*

*.... pours another bourbon.*


The first, is in tearful memory of Delilah, and in Honor of Hadrian and Her Highness, in their loss.

The second, is in Honor of Berserker, as he mourns the loss of his Brother in Law, whose burial Berserker attended, only today.

For absent friends.

SALUTE! .... and .... SALUTE!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 15, 2023 10:14 PM (e6UQI)

24 Wow. What a great ONT tonight.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 15, 2023 10:14 PM (fLabr)

25 At least Brazil has cattle ranches that produce tasty beef.

And China has kung pao ranches that produce tasty chicken.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 15, 2023 10:15 PM (f2dNy)

26 My son graduated from college today! Woo hoo!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Awesome! On to life's next great adventure. Children are our greatest source of both sorrow and joy. Revel in the joy.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * scio te ipsum at December 15, 2023 10:15 PM (9qEDG)

27 Bulgaroctonus, congrats!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 15, 2023 10:16 PM (9YbFY)

28 26 Well said, Sock Monkey. Thanks!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 15, 2023 10:16 PM (f2dNy)

29 27 Thanks, vmom.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 15, 2023 10:17 PM (f2dNy)

30 Fireball video reminded me of this. (1 minute)

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/yuhPl0FNV8M

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 15, 2023 10:17 PM (FVME7)

31 Does anyone know about autism being diagnosed in adults?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 15, 2023 10:18 PM (9YbFY)

32 Congratulations on your son's achievement!

Posted by: Beartooth at December 15, 2023 10:18 PM (4iIQh)

33 Brazil and China are part of Greater Liechtenstein.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 15, 2023 10:08 PM (f2dNy)

Well... Yeah.

They're part of Greater Liechtenstein, like most of the places you know about. It's currently known as Earth, and soon to be known as Earth+, once my august personage is ensconced on the throne from which I'll extend my usurpage to the rest of the solar system.

But first, I must usurp the throne of Liechtenstein. Everyone knows that galactic usurpations start in Liechtenstein.

Posted by: Yudhishthira Florian Maria Hohenzollern von Schloengishugen, Liechtensteinian Usurper at December 15, 2023 10:18 PM (0FoWg)

34 Twitter embeds don't seem to be working right now, so to see the videos you'll have to click on the link.

That's okay. Twitter vids haven't been playing for me on the cell all day anyway.

Do better, Elon.

Posted by: mindful webworker - And, X is a stupid name. at December 15, 2023 10:19 PM (MPc8X)

35 32 Thanks, Beartooth!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 15, 2023 10:19 PM (f2dNy)

36 I'm so cynical with internet 'quotes' that I desperately want that last 'bear arms' quote to be true. I'm going to have to look up Moses Hall, Jr. to see if he really existed.

Posted by: RickZ at December 15, 2023 10:20 PM (emlEe)

37 Greenland is part of North America. Looks pretty far from Brazil.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 15, 2023 10:20 PM (klJTj)

38 Dayum WD, a most excellent ONT, thank you good sir!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 15, 2023 10:20 PM (5kdlS)

39 I don't get the twatter thread with the pic of the curly-haired guy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2023 10:20 PM (011Ki)

40 BOS 4 NYI 4 end 3rd

Posted by: Don Black at December 15, 2023 10:21 PM (geLO8)

41 25 At least Brazil has cattle ranches that produce tasty beef.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 15, 2023 10:15 PM (f2dNy)


*Argentina has entered the chat*

Posted by: CppThis at December 15, 2023 10:21 PM (PZvjL)

42 Yo no comprende the Baltimore joke.

Posted by: Montec at December 15, 2023 10:21 PM (WImRR)

43 ...At least Brazil has cattle ranches that produce tasty beef. And China has kung pao ranches that produce tasty chicken. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 15, 2023 10:15 PM (f2dNy)


China needs to supply Panda Express with the genuine article.

Do better, China. Do better.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 15, 2023 10:21 PM (e6UQI)

44 37 Wow, great catch!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 15, 2023 10:21 PM (f2dNy)

45 Socialists are people who think government should steal money from the people who.earned it and give the money to them.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 15, 2023 10:22 PM (FVME7)

46 Delilah's passing is such a shock.
Poor Hadrian & HM.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 15, 2023 10:22 PM (9YbFY)

47
My son graduated from college today! Woo hoo!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

__________

Well done, heir to the Bulgaroctonus fortune!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2023 10:22 PM (MoZTd)

48 Greenland is part of North America. Looks pretty far from Brazil.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 15, 2023 10:20 PM (klJTj)

Greenland is an ex-part of North America, it is being rifted away from the North American plate.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2023 10:23 PM (011Ki)

49 Hey, Hrothgar!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


Yo Bulgar, congrats on the son's achievement, well done all around!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 15, 2023 10:23 PM (5kdlS)

50 Twitter embeds don't seem to be working right now, so to see the videos you'll have to click on the link.

-
Trump may be preparing to shut off the internet.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 15, 2023 10:23 PM (FVME7)

51 To know it’s cold outside we must go outside in the cold and then we will know the outside is cold which is outside and cold.
-Kamala Harris

Posted by: Montec at December 15, 2023 10:23 PM (WImRR)

52 33 But first, I must usurp the throne of Liechtenstein. Everyone knows that galactic usurpations start in Liechtenstein.
Posted by: Yudhishthira Florian Maria Hohenzollern von Schloengishugen, Liechtensteinian Usurper at December 15, 2023 10:18 PM (0FoWg)


Hmmm, Lichtenstein... I really ought to add it to the list of places to visit in the next few years. Not a long train ride from Zurich, just sayin...

Posted by: CppThis at December 15, 2023 10:24 PM (PZvjL)

53 Point of Order: Greenland is part of Liechtenstein.

Posted by: Yudhishthira Florian Maria Hohenzollern von Schloengishugen, Liechtensteinian Usurper at December 15, 2023 10:24 PM (0FoWg)

54 Thank you, Hadrian and Hrothgar.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 15, 2023 10:24 PM (f2dNy)

55 Greenland is an ex-part of North America, it is being rifted away from the North American plate.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

California has also drifted away from America.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 15, 2023 10:25 PM (FVME7)

56 Wonder if robots or man ran those beads.

Posted by: javems at December 15, 2023 10:25 PM (W54U5)

57 Hadrian
So sorry for the loss of Delilah and heartfelt condolences from here.
I feel sure that the Rainbow Bridge awaits you all!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 15, 2023 10:25 PM (5kdlS)

58 Buffalo vs Vegas

0-0

Middle of the 1st period

Posted by: browndog digging up the interwebs at December 15, 2023 10:26 PM (TTAGa)

59 I keep telling you , Congressional staffers are a bunch of assholes !

Posted by: runner at December 15, 2023 10:26 PM (V13WU)

60 Word is, all of the Joe Mannix girls hale from Liechtenstein. YD’s harem is gonna be lit!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 15, 2023 10:26 PM (f2dNy)

61 Sorry for your loss Hadrian.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * scio te ipsum at December 15, 2023 10:26 PM (9qEDG)

62 Everyone knows that galactic usurpations start in Liechtenstein.

He was a beery swine !!!

Posted by: Adriane the Philosophical Critic . . . at December 15, 2023 10:29 PM (4Winp)

63 Gonna hafta toddle off to bed soon, it’s been a big day, and a lengthy drive home awaits on the morrow. Thanks again for all the previous congratulations, and for any others that appear on this or future threads

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 15, 2023 10:29 PM (f2dNy)

64 My son graduated from college today! Woo hoo!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Congrats !

Posted by: JT at December 15, 2023 10:29 PM (T4tVD)

65 BOS 4 NYI 4 end OT

Posted by: Don Black at December 15, 2023 10:29 PM (geLO8)

66 Thanks, JT.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 15, 2023 10:30 PM (f2dNy)

67 Word is, all of the Joe Mannix girls hale from Liechtenstein. YD’s harem is gonna be lit!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 15, 2023 10:26 PM (f2dNy)

No harem. Wife is secured. Children are whelped. I'm busy. They must battle for their stupendous inheritance once I've been subsumed by the fires of the furthest sun I've conquered.

Posted by: Yudhishthira Florian Maria Hohenzollern von Schloengishugen, Liechtensteinian Usurper at December 15, 2023 10:30 PM (0FoWg)

68 I don't get the twatter thread with the pic of the curly-haired guy.

I believe that's Daniel Penny who intervened on the NYC subway to stop a crazy and/or drugged up black guy who was threatening to kill people. For which he was arrested and called a racist.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 15, 2023 10:30 PM (nfrXX)

69 Fact check: accurate - story of my celestial observances!

Posted by: mindful webworker - eclipso was a bad dude at December 15, 2023 10:31 PM (MPc8X)

70 Well, I got the toppled-over engine in the back of my Suburban set back upright. Dumped a lot of oil out the dipstick tube, and cracked the heater outlet nipple on the water manifold. No other damage.

I am midway through constructing a transport cradle made of 1 1/4 by 2 1/4 rectangular steel tubing. Front and rear end piece built, and they are supporting the weight right now. Need to add longitudinal and transverse diagonal braces for stability, and angle iron skids underneath so it can be slid around. But I ran out of daylight today.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2023 10:33 PM (011Ki)

71 Trying to stay up, trick will be not getting up at 4am

Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2023 10:33 PM (fwDg9)

72 Hawaii is racing north toward the Aleutians. Will soon be frozen wasteland like Greenland and Liechtenstein. Get your leis while you can.

Posted by: Lei Over at December 15, 2023 10:33 PM (83IzV)

73 Fact check: accurate - story of my celestial observances!
Posted by: mindful webworker - eclipso was a bad dude


Adriane’s Axiom of Astronomy in Arizona … in the graphics …

Posted by: Adriane the Philosophical Critic . . . at December 15, 2023 10:33 PM (4Winp)

74 BOS 5 NYI 4 final

Posted by: Don Black at December 15, 2023 10:34 PM (geLO8)

75 I believe that's Daniel Penny who intervened on the NYC subway to stop a crazy and/or drugged up black guy who was threatening to kill people. For which he was arrested and called a racist.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 15, 2023 10:30 PM (nfrXX)

Ah, OK. Figured it had to be something like that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2023 10:34 PM (011Ki)

76 I made frozen yogurt at the industrial level in the late 80's. There was a father and son stainless welding team that specialized in dairy work. Artists.

Posted by: DOYLE at December 15, 2023 10:35 PM (Z8Yh2)

77 I don't know welding, but that looks like good work

Posted by: Don Black at December 15, 2023 10:36 PM (geLO8)

78 That last image cropped short on the end?

Posted by: mindful webworker - let freedom bang at December 15, 2023 10:36 PM (MPc8X)

79 The welds in the "Welds" picture are very nice. Much nicer than the boogers I lay down.

Posted by: BillyD at December 15, 2023 10:37 PM (F6Xpw)

80 Reacher was good. The woman characters are odd though. Oddly well written that is. Nice chemistry in the cast so far, all the way around.

Posted by: DOYLE at December 15, 2023 10:39 PM (Z8Yh2)

81 It took me a long time to get falaymeyon.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 15, 2023 10:40 PM (q3gwH)

82 My son graduated from college today! Woo hoo!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


Congrats.

Let the deprogramming commence?

j/k

Posted by: mindful webworker - ejjimiicatid at December 15, 2023 10:41 PM (MPc8X)

83 I had to make a call today. I hope I made the right one. I bought the boy a cheap-shit welding machine. I didn't want to buy him a good one, in case he doesn't actually use it, especially because I'm going to have to buy him a welding table, safety equipment, etc. But if he does use it, and I have to get him a good one, it's $400 down the tubes. I've never wanted to squander $400 before. But I want to now, because it could save me like $100k in the near future.

Posted by: Yudhishthira Florian Maria Hohenzollern von Schloengishugen, Liechtensteinian Usurper at December 15, 2023 10:42 PM (0FoWg)

84 81 It took me a long time to get falaymeyon.
Posted by: Tom Servo



I grew up in Western PA so I got it immediately.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 15, 2023 10:43 PM (byWhc)

85 Thanks for the good content, WeirdDave.
I enjoyed the Golden Retriever actually knowing how to open its gift.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 15, 2023 10:43 PM (0Htd1)

86 The welds in the "Welds" picture are very nice. Much nicer than the boogers I lay down.
Posted by: BillyD at December 15, 2023 10:37 PM (F6Xpw)

Same for me. Looks like TIG work.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2023 10:43 PM (011Ki)

87 After a week of trying to move my cellphone number to a new Amazon-purchased phone,while changing carriers, and getting a new number for the old phone, using third-party prepaid SIM cards, I finally got everything working.
I'm saving a ridiculous amount of money by doing it this way, but I can now appreciate those who go into a phone store and just throw their wallet onto the counter.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 15, 2023 10:43 PM (g4+u8)

88 @77 Well it is and it isn't.
As davidt noted above, Too bad the bottoms don't match.
I'm in some hope that it's meant to have a flange or mounting plate welded to that junction. You know, "where the carb goes."

Must be some pretty heavy gauge tube, or they'd have bent it, up to where they join. I imagine most places would 3D print a form of that now, and sand cast it. Makes you wonder, doesn't it?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 15, 2023 10:43 PM (FCs/J)

89 I had to make a call today. I hope I made the right one. I bought the boy a cheap-shit welding machine. I didn't want to buy him a good one, in case he doesn't actually use it, especially because I'm going to have to buy him a welding table, safety equipment, etc. But if he does use it, and I have to get him a good one, it's $400 down the tubes. I've never wanted to squander $400 before. But I want to now, because it could save me like $100k in the near future.
Posted by: Yudhishthira Florian Maria Hohenzollern von Schloengishugen, Liechtensteinian Usurper at December 15, 2023 10:42 PM (0FoWg)

What kind of welder did you get for him? For $400, you can get a decent entry-level machine capable of doing good work.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2023 10:46 PM (011Ki)

90 Delilah has left us?
Oh, no! ...
Hadrian, my condolences.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at December 15, 2023 10:46 PM (Rbu5d)

91 Berserker, may your BIL's memory be eternal.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at December 15, 2023 10:47 PM (Rbu5d)

92 But first, I must usurp the throne of Liechtenstein. Everyone knows that galactic usurpations start in Liechtenstein.
Posted by: Yudhishthira Florian Maria Hohenzollern von Schloengishugen, Liechtensteinian Usurper at December 15, 2023 10:18 PM (0FoWg)


"Ursupations" sounds messy...

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at December 15, 2023 10:48 PM (Rbu5d)

93 37 Greenland is part of North America. Looks pretty far from Brazil.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 15, 2023 10:20 PM

Greenland is part of Denmark.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at December 15, 2023 10:49 PM (Rbu5d)

94 Justice for Igor! Ohio K-9 WILL be allowed to retire and live with his cop handler as police chief finally accepts his $16,500 offer to pay for new dog after devastated animal was locked in a kennel for a week

Posted by: Don Black at December 15, 2023 10:50 PM (geLO8)

95 Berserker, may your BIL's memory be eternal.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at December 15, 2023 10:47 PM (Rbu5d)

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at December 15, 2023 10:52 PM (T4tVD)

96 Hadrian, I just saw the news about Delilah. I am so very sorry. What a terrible loss for you and Her Majesty.
There really are no words. Prayers for peace and healing of your broken hearts.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at December 15, 2023 10:52 PM (JrYM1)

97 It took me a long time to get falaymeyon.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 15, 2023 10:40 PM (q3gwH)

I once read a novel (e-book, of course) where the author repeatedly called the henchmen "mignons".

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 15, 2023 10:52 PM (g4+u8)

98 "Ursupations" sounds messy...
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker


Jihad is much worse, trust me!

Posted by: Duke Leto at December 15, 2023 10:53 PM (4Winp)

99 Reading the cell in bed makes my shoulders hurt...

Giving up for the night.

Maybe I can see the twiddle vids tomorrow... it's a rest day...

Posted by: mindful webworker - agin at December 15, 2023 10:54 PM (MPc8X)

100 95 Berserker, may your BIL's memory be eternal.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at December 15, 2023 10:47 PM (Rbu5d)
Seconded !
Posted by: JT
And thirded from here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 15, 2023 10:54 PM (5kdlS)

101 It took me a long time to get falaymeyon.

Me too.

I'd like to think this is because we are not idiots.

Posted by: wurds iz harrd at December 15, 2023 10:54 PM (pjs7m)

102 What kind of welder did you get for him? For $400, you can get a decent entry-level machine capable of doing good work.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2023 10:46 PM (011Ki)

This one. It's $300, but sales taxes are high here and I bought the warranty, so it came out to $370.

https://tinyurl.com/3zmp6yfc

Posted by: Yudhishthira Florian Maria Hohenzollern von Schloengishugen, Liechtensteinian Usurper at December 15, 2023 10:54 PM (0FoWg)

103 What happened to Delilah?

Posted by: Joe at December 15, 2023 10:56 PM (/ekFA)

104 94 Justice for Igor! Ohio K-9 WILL be allowed to retire and live with his cop handler as police chief finally accepts his $16,500 offer to pay for new dog after devastated animal was locked in a kennel for a week
Posted by: Don Black at December 15, 2023 10:50 PM (geLO


Just sayin', I think I can understand why the officer wanted a transfer to a different PD, that chief sounds like a piece of "work"! Thank goodness Igor and his handler escaped!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 15, 2023 10:57 PM (5kdlS)

105 ...Must be some pretty heavy gauge tube, or they'd have bent it, up to where they join. I imagine most places would 3D print a form of that now, and sand cast it. Makes you wonder, doesn't it? Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 15, 2023 10:43 PM (FCs/J)

A sand-cast item of those dimensions, even in stainless, would have to have a wall-thickness about 50% greater than the welded-up sections as seen in the ONT pic. Material density, possible porosity, etc.

Strum-Ruger & Company don't only make Investment Cast firearms, but they also do the Investment Casting for +/- 80 of the various metal golf-club heads made in the U.S., for most every brand name maker.

I think it's likely that Ruger could make an Investment Cast version of that "Y" pipe. Their process might also involve a centrifugal casting process, so as to let some addtional "G-force" spin the molten stainless into a denser finished product than a mere gravity pour, alone.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 15, 2023 10:57 PM (e6UQI)

106 My son graduated from college today! Woo hoo!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


Well done and congrats!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 15, 2023 10:58 PM (W/lyH)

107 So sorry to hear Hadrian.
Condolences.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 15, 2023 11:00 PM (W/lyH)

108 goodnight friends

Posted by: Don Black at December 15, 2023 11:00 PM (geLO8)

109 vmom you had an autism question?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 15, 2023 11:11 PM (RIvkX)

110 My son graduated from college today! Woo hoo!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

===
Mazel tov

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 15, 2023 11:12 PM (RIvkX)

111 Yeah maybe will call it tonight, hopefully stay up longer tomorrow if I can sleep in.
Hope you all have a great evening

Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2023 11:13 PM (fwDg9)

112 Sabres score

1-0

Halfway through the 2nd period

Posted by: browndog digging up the interwebs at December 15, 2023 11:14 PM (TTAGa)

113 Have a good evening all, I am done, been a LONG day!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 15, 2023 11:15 PM (5kdlS)

114 This one. It's $300, but sales taxes are high here and I bought the warranty, so it came out to $370.

https://tinyurl.com/3zmp6yfc
Posted by: Yudhishthira Florian Maria Hohenzollern von Schloengishugen, Liechtensteinian Usurper at December 15, 2023 10:54 PM (0FoWg)

Looks like a respectable machine. Capable of stick welding with electrodes, and also flux core MIG, and gas-shielded MIG. Looks like the gas hose is included, but not the gas regulator. You can probably get a regulator and tank at your local welding supply store. The flux core is useful, particularly outdoors in windy conditions, but for very neat work, gas-shielded si the way to go.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2023 11:15 PM (011Ki)

115 'Nite Skip !

Posted by: JT at December 15, 2023 11:15 PM (T4tVD)

116 The local community college has an incredible welding program, feeder for apprentice programs at local firms as well as Diablo Canyon nuclear. Some of the guys have a level of skill that is similar to the picture; they are artists.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at December 15, 2023 11:25 PM (D7u0p)

117 Hadrian the Seventh

Please accept my profound condolences for you, Her Majesty, and the puppies.

Delilah was a part of us over the years, as we thrilled to her victories, and waited for the puppies.

Hug some one close. Ya never know.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 15, 2023 11:26 PM (u82oZ)

118 1-1

🦬 / 🎲

5:28 in the 2nd

Posted by: browndog digging up the interwebs at December 15, 2023 11:27 PM (TTAGa)

119 The best place to give a doggie a scritch is precisely where the doggie cannot self-scritch.

This has been tested.


Posted by: Miklos, noted artiste at December 15, 2023 11:28 PM (wAZ5s)

120 Did the movie say how much he had to pay for that arsenal?

A Thompson cost about $200 in the 30’s . That’s probably around $4k in today’s money.

Posted by: Drive by at December 15, 2023 11:29 PM (MNhXM)

121 Holy shit thats the TIG weld from hell. That..is..nice.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 15, 2023 11:30 PM (VwHCD)

122
Looks like a respectable machine. Capable of stick welding with electrodes, and also flux core MIG, and gas-shielded MIG. Looks like the gas hose is included, but not the gas regulator. You can probably get a regulator and tank at your local welding supply store. The flux core is useful, particularly outdoors in windy conditions, but for very neat work, gas-shielded si the way to go.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2023 11:15 PM (011Ki)

Thanks. Puts my mind at ease. He's just starting, so sticks are fine. But I want him to be able to do the gas-shielded stuff once he gets better.

Posted by: Yudhishthira Florian Maria Hohenzollern von Schloengishugen, Liechtensteinian Usurper at December 15, 2023 11:30 PM (0FoWg)

123 Hug some one close. Ya never know.

Yep.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 15, 2023 11:30 PM (V8he0)

124 Baltimore = Chicago. Rarely see anything

Posted by: SecondCityLurker at December 15, 2023 11:31 PM (MEbkQ)

125 My son graduated from college today! Woo hoo!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


*carefully removes morterboard from eye*

Posted by: Miklos, thankful for ballistic moinocles, artistically at December 15, 2023 11:31 PM (wAZ5s)

126 That looks like an aluminum weld.

Posted by: Drive by at December 15, 2023 11:32 PM (MNhXM)

127 116 The local community college has an incredible welding program, feeder for apprentice programs at local firms as well as Diablo Canyon nuclear. Some of the guys have a level of skill that is similar to the picture; they are artists.

Little is studying welding at the local Jr college. He got a full tuition ride for the 1st 2 years out of high school, and this week he won an additional $5000K scholarship. He just finished his first semester welding class with a grade of 92.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 15, 2023 11:33 PM (KI858)

128 Little is studying welding at the local Jr college. He got a full tuition ride for the 1st 2 years out of high school, and this week he won an additional $5000K scholarship. He just finished his first semester welding class with a grade of 92.
Posted by: Weirddave at December 15, 2023 11:33 PM (KI85

Excellent news, WD!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2023 11:34 PM (011Ki)

129 My son graduated from college today! Woo hoo!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
-

Now the real education begins.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2023 11:34 PM (XeU6L)

130 109 vmom you had an autism question?
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Yah.
KTE's therapist thinks she may either be on the spectrum or have ADD.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 15, 2023 11:35 PM (9YbFY)

131 My welds look pretty good, thanks to my trusty angle-grinder. lol

.... (otherwise, don't look at my welds, and for goodness sake, NEVER X-ray them!)


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 15, 2023 11:36 PM (e6UQI)

132 My son graduated from college today! Woo hoo!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
-

Now the real education begins.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

For a minor fee....

Posted by: Some M.A. Program, University of Miklos at December 15, 2023 11:36 PM (wAZ5s)

133 Weirddave, that's great! Congrats to Little!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 15, 2023 11:37 PM (9YbFY)

134 Will somebody with a compass on this ONT orient me?

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 15, 2023 11:38 PM (UsQA1)

135 I wish the scholarship was 5000k. 5k.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 15, 2023 11:38 PM (KI858)

136 Condolences, Berserker, and I hope B-I-L would have appreciated your sweet thought.

Posted by: barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at December 15, 2023 11:39 PM (uFgkP)

137 My welds look pretty good, thanks to my trusty angle-grinder. lol

.... (otherwise, don't look at my welds, and for goodness sake, NEVER X-ray them!)


Jim

There should be a Country song about a Belle and a Welder, never shall they part

Posted by: Artistic songwriter Miklos at December 15, 2023 11:39 PM (wAZ5s)

138 KTE's therapist thinks she may either be on the spectrum or have ADD.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 15, 2023 11:35 PM (9YbFY)
===
Ok. Autism is more complex but both include short attention span as possible symptom. What's your question?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 15, 2023 11:39 PM (RIvkX)

139 End of 2
1-1
🦬/🎲

Posted by: browndog digging up the interwebs at December 15, 2023 11:39 PM (TTAGa)

140 I wish the scholarship was 5000k. 5k.
Posted by: Weirddave

In Hungarian Forints, CAN DO

Posted by: University of Miklos Institute for Advanced Studies Y'all at December 15, 2023 11:40 PM (wAZ5s)

141 "Brazil's northernmost point is closer to every country in the Americas than it is to Brazil's southermost point"

Yes, today that is true. It will be false 100 million years from today. And you bothersome homo sapiens won't be around then to know it. Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nya, Nyah!

Posted by: The Inexorable Power Known As Continental Drift at December 15, 2023 11:40 PM (5fDan)

142 Little is going to make lots of money

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 15, 2023 11:41 PM (RIvkX)

143 Will somebody with a compass on this ONT orient me?
Posted by: Nightwatch
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Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2023 11:42 PM (XeU6L)

144 22 That welding job is amazing. Not easy with stainless. Too bad the bottoms don't match, toss it and try again.
Posted by: davidt at December 15, 2023 10:14 PM (SYTee)

-----------

Just hold on there, fella.

Is this government work?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 15, 2023 11:43 PM (bo7UB)

145 Thing is, my little town is big on welding. The boy is loving the welding program at the high school. But they have fancy ass Miller machines there, so he's spoiled, and I can't afford that. I just want him to have a decent practice machine for working in our driveway on scraps and things, so I'm praying this machine works for him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira Florian Maria Hohenzollern von Schloengishugen, Liechtensteinian Usurper at December 15, 2023 11:43 PM (0FoWg)

146 I am presently... facing South by South West.

Elon is launching another STARLINK rocket shortly and ...wine in hand, I will watch it.

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 15, 2023 11:43 PM (UsQA1)

147 Noticeable lack of Minnesota flag discussion.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 15, 2023 11:43 PM (piwf8)

148 143

Thank you Mister Mike Hammer. You are such a good soul...now if my BI-NOCS will behave...might be a show

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 15, 2023 11:46 PM (UsQA1)

149 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at December 15, 2023 11:46 PM (1Yy3c)

150 If a conservative is a liberal who has been mugged, is a socialist just an individual who can't succeed?

Just so everyone understands, you can't trust everything you read on the internet.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 15, 2023 11:47 PM (IG4Id)

151 Imma crash horde

vmom if you want to post your questions I'm happy to reply tomorrow.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 15, 2023 11:47 PM (RIvkX)

152 10 Evenin’, All!

My son graduated from college today! Woo hoo!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 15, 2023 10:04 PM (f2dNy)

Coming in kind of late but congratulations to Bulgaroctonus!!! Happy Happy Day!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 15, 2023 11:48 PM (QGaXH)

153 A friend's son went into the Army. The military is not entirely stupid, and having grown up fixing boat motors with his dad, he became a diesel mechanic.

After four years, a large part in the Sandbox, he and his fiance had to consider-

Texas and fry

North Dakota and freeze

I pointed out to the dad that his opening offer was about 100k, and that the average wage of a recent Harvard graduate was about 26.

Posted by: University of Miklos Institute of Pracaticaities at December 15, 2023 11:48 PM (wAZ5s)

154 149

Robert.

Good you are here.

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 15, 2023 11:48 PM (UsQA1)

155 Noticeable lack of Minnesota flag discussion.
Posted by: Walter Freeman

Because that flag is RAYCISS!!!!

Posted by: Minnesota So White (Somalis excepted) at December 15, 2023 11:50 PM (wAZ5s)

156 117 Delilah was a part of us over the years, as we thrilled to her victories, and waited for the puppies.

Hug some one close. Ya never know.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 15, 2023 11:26 PM (u82oZ)

Hadrian - so sorry for your loss. Have to echo NaCly Dog - always enjoyed reading about her.

Maybe the management will include her in the Absent Friends list...?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 15, 2023 11:52 PM (QGaXH)

157 vmom if you want to post your questions I'm happy to reply tomorrow.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Certificate in Lifestyle Advising AWARDED

Posted by: The University Of Miklos gives Credit for Life Experience at December 15, 2023 11:52 PM (wAZ5s)

158 Delilah was a part of us over the years, as we thrilled to her victories, and waited for the puppies.

Hug some one close. Ya never know.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


Why, why why?

Sheds...tear

Posted by: Tom Jones at December 15, 2023 11:53 PM (wAZ5s)

159 Had to step out for a bit and caught up on some reading here. Thanks for the condolences for my BIL. Its been a rough day. Not so much for me, but for his daughters. One was impressive. She handled this great, helped carry the casket, and was a pillar of strength for her mom. I really was proud of her. The other was a frigging basket case. Anyway, I read about Hadrian's dog, and dude, my condolences. I lost one dog in my life and will never go through that again, so kudos to those that can.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 15, 2023 11:55 PM (VwHCD)

160 So I saw It's A Wonderful Life for the first time tonight.

First off, the Blu-ray looks great.

Secondly, Donna Reed is freakin' deeeeeelicious!

Third, Mr. Potter was right.*

I know George Bailey is supposed to be the good guy but he seems to have this bubbling undercurrent of resentment at everyone around him. He continually sacrifices his own happiness for others and gets pissed on that he's clearly bitter about his entire life. So finally he explodes at his family, which is way more than he deserves, and finally runs off to kill himself. He's too spineless to even ask for help from all the people he's helped, it's up to his wife and uncle to take the initiative. What I'm saying is George Bailey is a douchebag and borderline failure living in the shadow of greater people because he lacks balls.

It's a fine movie with a great ending but it's a moral abomination.

*Mr. Potter only fucks up once when he keeps the money Uncle Bailey misplaced instead of giving it back. That's his only verifiable crime. Otherwise Mr. Potter is only the villain because he's a great success and doesn't apologize for it. Fucking New Deal morality, maaaan.

Posted by: Robert at December 15, 2023 11:55 PM (1Yy3c)

161 Every welder I have met hated welding.

Posted by: Miklos, who designed a semi-automated welding system to make it better at December 15, 2023 11:56 PM (wAZ5s)

162 And we are all knowing now...

College degrees in this day and age are nothing but elitist poppycock and refer NO KNOWLEDGE by and large to your entrance into the viable workforce.

In other words...you should have considered the TRADES

Sorry...more years in your parent's basement it would seem.

AND THEY SPENT THEIR RETIREMENT FUNDS ON YOUR LIB. ARTS DEGREE....you effin looser... suck it !!!

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 15, 2023 11:58 PM (UsQA1)

163 Little is going to make lots of money

I hope so. We have a friend who works for the FAA, pretty high up, and he told us he would hire Little when he graduates. Base 85k + benefits + overtime. I told Little he cannot pass up an offer like that. I think he would have to go to Austin though. Which is fine, if he wants to, but right now, he's thinking he kind of wants to hang around here so hopefully, my friend can get him something similar locally. He should be able to, he's in charge of his department for all of the airports in Texas.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 15, 2023 11:58 PM (NzJjs)

164 What's your question?
Posted by: San Franpsycho

What's a good book or site for us to read up on it?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 16, 2023 12:01 AM (9YbFY)

165 he's in charge of his department for all of the airports in Texas.
Posted by: Weirddave

And it only has to be good enough for Government Work!

Posted by: AKA 'THE UNFIREABLES" at December 16, 2023 12:01 AM (wAZ5s)

166 How many hostages has netanyahu's policy of avoid taking prisoners so we don't have so many to guard killed today? 3 that hamas let go yesterday and at least four more who IDF wont say how they were killed. We know of the palestinian good samaritan who stopped the terrorist from killing Israelis at bus stop was gunned down with hands in the air as shocked israeli witnesses reported.

Posted by: raimondo at December 16, 2023 12:01 AM (VM8ew)

167 Every welder I have met hated welding.
Posted by: Miklos

I bet. I don't love my work, though, and it pays less than welding.

Posted by: Yudhishthira Florian Maria Hohenzollern von Schloengishugen, Liechtensteinian Usurper at December 16, 2023 12:02 AM (0FoWg)

168 Base 85k + benefits + overtime.



That's not even real money.

Posted by: A. Fauci at December 16, 2023 12:02 AM (wAZ5s)

169 I see that the Gibberish-to-English translation software is improving.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 16, 2023 12:04 AM (XeU6L)

170 Come back to bed, sweetie, my feet are getting cold.

Posted by: Momma Raimondo at December 16, 2023 12:06 AM (1Yy3c)

171 I'm going to have to eventually find a home for my BIL's 2 dogs. One is a little dog, not sure the breed, has a wavy shorter golden coat, kinda looks like a Papillon in the face, but without the tall ears. Maybe a toy spaniel. I'm not usually a fan of small dogs, but this one is a sweetheart. She'll jump in your lap and stand up and then fall backwards into your arm and just stare at you, then after a moment she'll lean forward and try to lick your face for not petting her, lol. The other is an english setter, almost a year old, female, on the smaller side like her mother. Very active and really needs space, like a farm or some shit. Its hyper, always wants to play, but does eventually settle down. My BIL always had hunting dogs, always trained them great, but he just wasn't well enough to do it with this one. I think the one daughter wants the little one, but not sure if she can actually take it. I guess I'll know more somewhat soon.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 16, 2023 12:06 AM (VwHCD)

172 I see that the Gibberish-to-English translation software is improving.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Mike Hammer Johnson is right!

Posted by: Gibberish Johnson at December 16, 2023 12:06 AM (wAZ5s)

173 hey raimondo, Elon Musk recently had something quite eloquent to say about people like you.
"Go fuck yourself."

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 16, 2023 12:07 AM (q3gwH)

174 146 I am presently... facing South by South West.

Elon is launching another STARLINK rocket shortly and ...wine in hand, I will watch it.
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 15, 2023 11:43 PM (UsQA1)

Same. Sometimes Little and I walk up Tarantula Hill, but tonight we'll be content to watch from the patio. Maybe pair the viewing with a nice sipping rum...


Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 16, 2023 12:07 AM (P3/G2)

175 Hadrian

Thoughts and prayers tonight. You fought the good fight for your friend. You should be proud of that.

Posted by: mnw at December 16, 2023 12:07 AM (NLIak)

176 Weirddave. Have Little apply at Subsea Systems, in Webster, TX. Next door to NASA's Johnson Space Center.

They not only make a great deal of deepwater gear made to operate at "those" depths and pressures, but also a lot of the Practice Pool fixtures that NASA uses for Astronaut Training there at JSC.

Oh, and his pay would be nearly double that of the FAA offer.

No, it's not a Saturation Diving job, (unless he wants it to be), but again, they MAKE a lot of the systems that go into deepwater ROVs and the like.

Some of that is what might be called "watchmaker grade" welding. What we call "exotic", they call their everyday work outputs.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 16, 2023 12:08 AM (e6UQI)

177 raimondo's thanks to jails in az are problems like they have to prison and her children don't like education and guatamala down there! the post number of free market capitalism fails why was are people living and last word. In the democrat will is plenty votes counts.

Posted by: raimondo on tap at December 16, 2023 12:09 AM (wAZ5s)

178 I just came back fro Ushuaia at the southern tip of Patagonia, on the archipelago called Tiera del Fuego.

It's more than four hours south of Argentina's northern boarder with Brazil.

The question arises: SO WHAT?

Posted by: Noam Sayen at December 16, 2023 12:11 AM (1y4o8)

179 I always liked this version of "A conservative is a liberal who's just been mugged":

"And a civil libertarian is a conservative who's just been indicted."

Posted by: mnw at December 16, 2023 12:11 AM (NLIak)

180 "And a civil libertarian is a conservative who's just been indicted."
Posted by: mnw

Free pot, man

Posted by: Libertarians at December 16, 2023 12:13 AM (wAZ5s)

181 160

Thank you for your dissertation on that classic film insomuch as you missed the overarching tenant on what an individual's faith can accomplish in the face of adversity.

Merry Christmas Robert.

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 16, 2023 12:13 AM (UsQA1)

182
Posted by: The Inexorable Power Known As Continental Drift

Give me the beat boys and free my soul
I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 16, 2023 12:14 AM (63Dwl)

183 Noticeable lack of Minnesota flag discussion.
Posted by: Walter Freeman
++++
I'm still pissed about the Confederate flag coming down in South Carolina.
To hell with nikki Hayley.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at December 16, 2023 12:15 AM (r0lT7)

184 Give me the beat boys and free my soul
I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

We will we will rock you

Posted by: A band with an actual Ph.D. as a member at December 16, 2023 12:16 AM (wAZ5s)

185 177 raimondo's thanks to jails in az are problems like they have to prison and her children don't like education and guatamala down there! the post number of free market capitalism fails why was are people living and last word. In the democrat will is plenty votes counts.
Posted by: raimondo on tap at December 16, 2023 12:09 AM (wAZ5s)

Say what now?????

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 16, 2023 12:17 AM (QGaXH)

186 We are the Sultans...

We are the Sultans of SWING

yeah baby...

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 16, 2023 12:19 AM (UsQA1)

187 180

I don't think of Libertarian Party nutters (Ron Paul) as being quite the same thing as classic civil libertarians (Oliver Wendell Holmes).

Posted by: mnw at December 16, 2023 12:19 AM (NLIak)

188 179 I always liked this version of "A conservative is a liberal who's just been mugged":

"And a civil libertarian is a conservative who's just been indicted."
Posted by: mnw at December 16, 2023 12:11 AM (NLIak)

In Israeli publications, there have been a number of former Israeli Peace Activists writing about how they realize now that they were completely wrong about everything. Although I'd suggest they accept more responsibility for their mistake, I find it interesting that most of them maintain that it wasn't their fault for being idealistic, it was the Palestinian's fault for being barbaric inhuman animals not worthy of such consideration. (not an exaggeration, from what I read that's become a very widespread opinion in Israel now)

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 16, 2023 12:20 AM (q3gwH)

189 Well, the wind has abated, and it's just a tick or two below freezing out. Was very chilly in the wind this afternoon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 16, 2023 12:22 AM (011Ki)

190 188 Servo

I've read some of the same Saul-to-Paul conversion stories in the Times of Israel.

I don't think "it wasn't our fault" would fare well on cross-X.

Posted by: mnw at December 16, 2023 12:24 AM (NLIak)

191 ..Posted by: A band with an actual Ph.D. as a member at December 16, 2023 12:16 AM (wAZ5s)


My favorite Brian May work?

His flight aboard the U-2 reconnaissance plane.

Best thing he's ever done.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 16, 2023 12:25 AM (e6UQI)

192 Once again

HAMAS to become "SMOKE SHADOWS"

Next

IRAN...a glassine reflective surface blinding the the multitude of satellites orbiting overhead attempting to define their existence or lack there of...

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 16, 2023 12:26 AM (UsQA1)

193 Servo

Who is the prosecutor's friend?

A brewery worker.

Who is not the prosecutor's friend?

An Episcopalian cleric.

Posted by: mnw at December 16, 2023 12:28 AM (NLIak)

194
Fucking New Deal morality, maaaan.

Gabriel Over the White House

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0024044

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 16, 2023 12:28 AM (63Dwl)

195 Fucking New Deal morality, maaaan.

Gabriel Over the White House

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0024044
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

heh

Posted by: Harry Dexter White at December 16, 2023 12:30 AM (wAZ5s)

196 Governments are funny things, they have the deductive, inductive, and abductive logic of a lobotomized Peter Sellers when it is one of their favored pets in the crosshairs...

thus "Yes MR. Perry who is not known to have had an active prescription in the necessary volume to have dosed this heavy is not thought at this time to have died by misadventure" they hide behind a 2mm figleaf called "hesitance to speculate."

However if you are not "of the body" law-enforcement suddenly becomes a fusion of the Amazing Karnak, the Mentalist, and Sherlock Holmes and is able to deduce things down to 404 years of intent.

"Mister Doe was geotagged as being present in the Eastern Time Zone on J6, he had in his possession two weeks prior a lego set, using this lego set Mister Doe was intending to massacre 535 people altering the course of American history your honor!"

Fun game I guess.

Posted by: sven at December 16, 2023 12:30 AM (X0I7i)

197 IRAN...a glassine reflective surface blinding the the multitude of satellites orbiting overhead attempting to define their existence or lack there of...
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 16, 2023 12:26 AM (UsQA1)

actually the most infuriating thing right now is watching the Houthi's disrupt world shipping, and even shooting ballistic missiles directly at US warships, a clear act of war. A US carrier group, which is in the region, could end this situation in 24 hours, yet Biden and Blinken sit around with their thumbs up their asses, doing nothing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 16, 2023 12:30 AM (q3gwH)

198 Biden and Blinken sit around with their thumbs up their asses, doing nothing.
Posted by: Tom Servo

What?

Posted by: Winkin, Blinken, and Nodding Off at December 16, 2023 12:33 AM (wAZ5s)

199 Fucking New Deal morality, maaaan.

Gabriel Over the White House

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0024044
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 16, 2023 12:28 AM (63Dwl)

Lol one of the most infamous movies ever. And yet it's what every leftist secretly dreams of.

btw New Deal Morality is what wrecks Grapes of Wrath for me. Pretty good movie, and then they have to end it with a 10 minute long love letter to the Federal Government and to socialism.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 16, 2023 12:33 AM (q3gwH)

200 I'm speechless that Brazil is so close to Canada. What can explain such a thing?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 16, 2023 12:37 AM (2km8p)

201 Buffalo 5 / Vegas 2

Thank you and good night

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 16, 2023 12:37 AM (TTAGa)

202 Whoops

6-3

Late action with less than a minute lefts pots a goal each

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 16, 2023 12:38 AM (TTAGa)

203 197
I see the current existence of 2 carrier groups within that region as Biden's "bludgeon" against Israel if they don't toe the line on a cease fire timeline that the CSPOS Blinken will direct them to.

Not that our POSCSLMF MSM will ever elude to.

After all it's 24/7 "Those POOR Palestinians!' Even though they voted HAMAS to run their shit since 2005 after ISRAEL ceded the entire region to those CSPOS A rabs.

Thats right CSPOS 6th century A rabs

not fit for the modern world.

And the western world should shun them



Posted by: Nightwatch at December 16, 2023 12:49 AM (UsQA1)

204 Is there any debauchery the Dems won't do?
Gay sex in the Senate.Conference Room.
Piss off dems. Just piss off.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 16, 2023 12:52 AM (W/lyH)

205 Oh Horde, it is a Friday in December and holiday cheer abounds. Debby Downer reporting for duty. Got word tonight that one of my older brother's (I have two and I am the baby) dropped dead suddenly early this afternoon. He was a great guy and I loved him, if you all wouldn't mind just raising a glass to him I would appreciate it.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 16, 2023 12:55 AM (Sgq8y)

206 And the Catholic Church has a Socialist POPE...

Who the majority of the faith...

pay no attention to whatsoever...

Merry Christmas in our own way... of the REAL FAITH.

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 16, 2023 12:55 AM (UsQA1)

207 205

OH SHIT!! Debby

Damn and pouring 3 fingers of Scotch and prayers

Damn!!!

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 16, 2023 12:58 AM (UsQA1)

208 Piss off dems

Don't t encourage them. They'll probably be filming urine showers on the Senate Conference room
floor next.


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 16, 2023 12:58 AM (RSbhh)

209 Oh Horde, it is a Friday in December and holiday cheer abounds. Debby Downer reporting for duty. Got word tonight that one of my older brother's (I have two and I am the baby) dropped dead suddenly early this afternoon. He was a great guy and I loved him, if you all wouldn't mind just raising a glass to him I would appreciate it.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 16, 2023 12:55 AM (Sgq8y)

Please accept my condolences, Debby. I will hoist a rum and cola to your brother's memory.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 16, 2023 12:58 AM (011Ki)

210 Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 16, 2023 12:55 AM (Sgq8y)

What terrible news. I am so sorry, Debbie.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 16, 2023 01:00 AM (RSbhh)

211 Condolences, Debby.


I'm pouring another bourbon, even now.

And if you want to tell us tribute as to your brother here, the floor is yours, ma'am.

Respectfully,


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 16, 2023 01:00 AM (e6UQI)

212 204 Is there any debauchery the Dems won't do?
Gay sex in the Senate.Conference Room.
Piss off dems. Just piss off.
Posted by: Diogenes



Yet it's an appropriate metaphor of what 'Our Betters' are doing to the country.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 16, 2023 01:03 AM (byWhc)

213 And this is what the Democrat creep says about it :

https://tinyurl.com/4mfp7hpk

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 16, 2023 01:04 AM (RSbhh)

214 Falaymeyon
Early 1950s, Jinja, Uganda. Morning meat market. Mostly on the ground on banana leaves, some in proper cement stalls (easy to hose down). The meat is fresh. So are the flies. Mum and I go to "our" butcher at one of the covered stalls. Mum gets a whole falaymeyon, several pounds, for about 1 or 2 shillings. (20 shillings to 1 pound sterling). Butcher cuts it out of the hanging carcass in front of the customer. Take it home, give it a rinse under the kitchen tap and stick it in the fridge. I ate fillet until the late 70s when the hotels started hoarding it and making it pricey and unavailable.

Posted by: Ciampino - Those were the days my friend at December 16, 2023 01:05 AM (qfLjt)

215 And the Catholic Church has a Socialist POPE...
Who the majority of the faith...
pay no attention to whatsoever...
Posted by: Nightwatch


I'm still Catholic. Not sure about Frankie's bowel movements.

Posted by: A Bear at December 16, 2023 01:08 AM (DgGvY)

216 That hot El Paso salsa? We have many Northerners here that are also needing mild sauces. Go to an Indian restaurant and order a hot curry. They will ask you if you are sure about the 'hot'.
Now the UK has so many Wogs from India and Pakistan that hot is too mild. In Australia, the influx of brown (boat) people probably has the same result.

(You know it was a good curry when the next day you put the toilet paper in the fridge!)

Posted by: Ciampino - Hot, Very Hot, Hellfire at December 16, 2023 01:15 AM (qfLjt)

217 Dang. Read the ont and get the news. Prayers

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at December 16, 2023 01:16 AM (XMkZw)

218 Oh Horde, it is a Friday in December and holiday cheer abounds. Debby Downer reporting for duty. Got word tonight that one of my older brothers (I have two and I am the baby) dropped dead suddenly early this afternoon. He was a great guy and I loved him, if you all wouldn't mind just raising a glass to him I would appreciate it.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz


I'm a bit tipsy already, but a drink and a prayer for a noble cause. Of course.

Rest in peace, Debby's brother.

And to Debby and all those remembering him here on Earth: Sláinte Mhath!

Posted by: mikeski at December 16, 2023 01:18 AM (DgGvY)

219 147 Noticeable lack of Minnesota flag discussion.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 15, 2023 11:43 PM (piwf

-----------------------------

Huh? What's going on with our flag?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 16, 2023 01:18 AM (F4bAW)

220 You know what, my immediate family has enveloped me with lots of love tonight, I thank God every day for my kids, didn't do that quite often enough when they were younger. I also realize that I have another whole family here with the Horde. My kids don't know about you, but I have never met a finer group of people in my life. I'll be asking for prayers tomorrow morning, not for me, but for him, a world class big brother. Thank you guys.

Kids universally say that I am strong like an oak tree. That could be a major dis, oak trees are nothing but trouble round here.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 16, 2023 01:20 AM (Sgq8y)

221 Oh Horde, it is a Friday in December and holiday cheer abounds. Debby Downer reporting for duty. Got word tonight that one of my older brother's (I have two and I am the baby) dropped dead suddenly early this afternoon. He was a great guy and I loved him, if you all wouldn't mind just raising a glass to him I would appreciate it.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 16, 2023 12:55 AM (Sgq8y)

Jesus Deb. Prayers and a glass coming right up.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 16, 2023 01:20 AM (VwHCD)

222 "I've been attacked for who I love."

Oh boo hoo, whiner.

No; You e been attacked for having a sex act filmed in the Senate.

"I 've made some poor choices."

Ya think?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 16, 2023 01:20 AM (RSbhh)

223 I have seen a native (dot, not feather) Indian, break down, choking in tears at the "hot" in a Thai restaurant.

So, in a Thai restaurant, "mild" it is!

Which is about "medium" on the ol' gringo heat scale.

Only folks I know who can challenge the Thai levels of heat? Chili Cookoff contestants.

I have had to swerve a dozen yards away from their pots in at the Houston Stock Show and Rodeo. That's not CHILI, it's CHEMICAL WARFARE.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 16, 2023 01:20 AM (e6UQI)

224 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 16, 2023

Very sorry about your BIL, BD. Prayers for your family.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 16, 2023 01:22 AM (RSbhh)

225 Noticeable lack of Minnesota flag discussion.
Posted by: Walter Freeman

Huh? What's going on with our flag?
Posted by: No One of Consequence


Way too complicated.

Posted by: Poland at December 16, 2023 01:22 AM (DgGvY)

226 215

I'm still Catholic. Not sure about Frankie's bowel movements.

Posted by: A Bear at December 16, 2023 01:08 AM (DgGvY)
----
Well we can be sure that they swing side to side as he waddles around. Whether the fartclam sings 'Swing Low, Sweet Chariot' is debatable.

Posted by: Ciampino - Hot, Very Hot, Hellfire curry powders at December 16, 2023 01:22 AM (qfLjt)

227 Very sorry about your BIL, BD. Prayers for your family.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 16, 2023 01:22 AM (RSbhh)

Thanks Fen.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 16, 2023 01:23 AM (VwHCD)

228 My sincere condolences Debbie!

If you scroll up the posts you'll a couple of other losses (Delilah and Beserker's BIL) today and one big win (college Grad)

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 16, 2023 01:23 AM (QGaXH)

229 Debby, might I suggest that you don't invite the Horde to your Brother's services?

I mean, Family is Family and all, but then....we're the Aadams Family, capiche?

*clenches rose stem in teeth, grabs Morticia and sweeps her off to a Tango*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 16, 2023 01:24 AM (e6UQI)

230 "I've been attacked for who I love."

Oh boo hoo, whiner.

No; You e been attacked for having a sex act filmed in the Senate.

"I 've made some poor choices."

Ya think?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 16, 2023 01:20 AM (RSbhh)

What do you bet that little fag never even knew the name of his butt buddy until they hooked up a few days ago on Grindr?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 16, 2023 01:27 AM (011Ki)

231 And I got here too late to read about the earlier loss.

A glass and a prayer for Berserker's BIL, and all those he has left (for now) in this world, as well!

Posted by: mikeski at December 16, 2023 01:29 AM (DgGvY)

232 70 But I ran out of daylight today.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2023 10:33 PM (011Ki)

You're still up AOP? When I saw your earlier post I thought of writing 'sunset's 5:22 today in Phoenix.....'

Assuming you haven't migrated yet.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 16, 2023 01:31 AM (QGaXH)

233 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 16, 2023 01:27 AM (011Ki)

Possibly. Guy has got a sex addiction if he couldn't keep it is his pants long enough to have sex not at his apartment but at his workplace.




Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 16, 2023 01:32 AM (RSbhh)

234 You're still up AOP? When I saw your earlier post I thought of writing 'sunset's 5:22 today in Phoenix.....'

Assuming you haven't migrated yet.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 16, 2023 01:31 AM (QGaXH)

Still in Alberta. Migrating very soon, had some issues delay me.

It's actually warming up out there! Was -1 C an hour ago, now 0. Chinook is creeping in.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 16, 2023 01:33 AM (011Ki)

235 233 Possibly. Guy has got a sex addiction if he couldn't keep it is his pants long enough to have sex not at his apartment but at his workplace.

I think that's part of the kink.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 16, 2023 01:35 AM (QGaXH)

236 Possibly. Guy has got a sex addiction if he couldn't keep it is his pants long enough to have sex not at his apartment but at his workplace.




Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 16, 2023 01:32 AM (RSbhh)

The odds are vastly in favor of it being a one-night stand. Monogamous relationships are the exception, not the norm, in that crowd.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 16, 2023 01:35 AM (011Ki)

237 196
i'm late coming in so apologies if already done to death.
Matthew Perry died from acute effects of ketamine, medical examiner says

https://is.gd/nLgCff

Posted by: Ciampino - Life is really boring when you are famous and rich? at December 16, 2023 01:35 AM (qfLjt)

238 In a follow-up post, Rep. Collins (R) added, "Heck of a week for the Left. Gay porn in the Senate, swearing in ceremony on child porn in Virginia, tranny tap dancers in the White House, and Satanic statues in Iowa. What else am I missing?"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 16, 2023 01:37 AM (RSbhh)

239 When I first met my future wife she had a Samoyed named Chinook. Big white fluffy, friendly dog. Dumb as a rock. LOL!

It's felt unseasonably warm here in So.Cal. Not good for the holiday spirit.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 16, 2023 01:38 AM (QGaXH)

240 Thanks , I love Christmas, I really, really do, but I am definitely not feeling it this year. I have a Grandson, two years old with a sibling on the way. For him, I really want him to believe in Santa, because what comes next is horrifying. My brother loved Christmas too, in this we were aligned. I must admit to being kind of pissed on a Christmas day when he showed up with a $150.00 beef tenderloin when I had never cooked one before. It turned out perfectly though, which shall now be filed in the happy memory of Christmas box.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 16, 2023 01:38 AM (Sgq8y)

241 You know, just sitting here reflecting about my BIL. The thing that sucks is he wasn't just somebody who married Mrs B's sister. He was a friend loooong before that. I have known him since first grade. His father died in his 30's when he was very young, like 12. My own father kinda took him under his wing, almost as an honorary step son. My father liked to fish, and my BIL was practically born with a fishing pole in his hand. That dude was a fish whisperer. He could drop a line in a cesspool and pull out a tuna. He would catch fish when nobody around him was, and when his father died it came to an end. My father stepped in and always took him fishing. He was dating MrsB's sister in highschool, so I knew her looong before meeting Mrs b. They introduced us, but he was family long before we became BILs. At least I wasn't the only one that had to deal with the ham fairy. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 16, 2023 01:39 AM (VwHCD)

242 Oops - 239 is in reference to AOPs post 234:

It's actually warming up out there! Was -1 C an hour ago, now 0. Chinook is creeping in.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 16, 2023 01:33 AM (011Ki)

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 16, 2023 01:40 AM (QGaXH)

243 i'm late coming in so apologies if already done to death.
Matthew Perry died from acute effects of ketamine, medical examiner says

https://is.gd/nLgCff
Posted by: Ciampino - Life is really boring when you are famous and rich? at December 16, 2023 01:35 AM (qfLjt)

So he was gooned up on ketamine, passed out, and drowned in his pool. Negligent suicide, if you ask me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 16, 2023 01:41 AM (011Ki)

244 When I first met my future wife she had a Samoyed named Chinook. Big white fluffy, friendly dog. Dumb as a rock. LOL!

It's felt unseasonably warm here in So.Cal. Not good for the holiday spirit.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 16, 2023 01:38 AM

That was my dog, the only one I ever had. A samoyed. Mine was scary smart though. One day I left my cigarettes on the back porch, and by the time I realized it he got to them. I found the cigarettes almost in a neat pile, and the pack itself was destroyed. He only wanted the pack, and knew I needed the cigs so he didn't touch them. I still miss him.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 16, 2023 01:43 AM (VwHCD)

245 Thanks , I love Christmas, I really, really do, but I am definitely not feeling it this year.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz


What is it about the holiday season? Both of my grandmothers passed between Thanksgiving and Christmas as well..... though many years ago.

I guess it's a whole month, so a 1-in-12 chance of any one person passing on around now, but it does hit hard when it happens.....

Posted by: mikeski at December 16, 2023 01:44 AM (DgGvY)

246 188 179 I always liked this version of "A conservative is a liberal who's just been mugged":

----
Also a little more subtle, "A liberal is a conservative who has not yet been mugged."

Posted by: Ciampino - Po syringe for anti-mugging at December 16, 2023 01:44 AM (qfLjt)

247 Also a little more subtle, "A liberal is a conservative who has not yet been mugged."

Posted by: Ciampino - Po syringe for anti-mugging at December 16, 2023 01:44 AM (qfLjt)
--
No I got that completely wrong. Ignore.

Posted by: Ciampino - Po syringe for anti-mugging at December 16, 2023 01:45 AM (qfLjt)

248 Matthew Perry's cause of death was Hollywood.

Any other diagnosed "cause" was proximate, at best.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 16, 2023 01:45 AM (e6UQI)

249 238 In a follow-up post, Rep. Collins (R) added, "Heck of a week for the Left. Gay porn in the Senate, swearing in ceremony on child porn in Virginia, tranny tap dancers in the White House, and Satanic statues in Iowa. What else am I missing?"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 16, 2023 01:37 AM (RSbhh)

Evil walks among us! (Not you Fenelon - I'm referring to the subjects of your post....)

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 16, 2023 01:47 AM (QGaXH)

250 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 16, 2023 01:39 AM (VwHCD

Thanks for telling us a little bit about him, BD. It was good of your father to take him under his wing and that's a long time for you to have him as a buddy. My father was fisherman so I enjoy stories about them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 16, 2023 01:47 AM (RSbhh)

251 238 In a follow-up post, Rep. Collins (R) added, "Heck of a week for the Left. Gay porn in the Senate, swearing in ceremony on child porn in Virginia, tranny tap dancers in the White House, and Satanic statues in Iowa. What else am I missing?"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke



Heh!

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 16, 2023 01:47 AM (byWhc)

252 Matthew Perry's cause of death was Hollywood.

Any other diagnosed "cause" was proximate, at best.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 16, 2023 01:45 AM (e6UQI)

A high-risk lifestyle, for sure. They talk about "ketamine infusion" as a treatment for opiate addiction. Sounds like some sort of quack treatment for addicts who want to pretend to quit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 16, 2023 01:48 AM (011Ki)

253 What else am I missing?"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


I usually go for "subtle," but my followers are kind of dumb.

Posted by: Stan at December 16, 2023 01:48 AM (DgGvY)

254 Debbie -

Please accept my condolences.

Posted by: Adriane the Critic . . . at December 16, 2023 01:48 AM (4Winp)

255 Ciampino's Rescue Kitties

Still accepting donations towards the unkindest cut of all

There's another more extensive photo update #216 at the link.
Take a look if interested. Make sure to click on
"See Older Updates" as well if it's your first time.
https://is.gd/WQ5JcT

ALSO LIVE STREAMING!! - Now most nights as well

https://is.gd/qyDILz

Posted by: Ciampino - Po syringe for anti-mugging at December 16, 2023 01:52 AM (qfLjt)

256 Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 16, 2023 01:47 AM (QGaXH)

Well, I am a sinner in need of God's grace. But I wouldn't be h big sex acts at my workplace. . And I fail to understand why someone would be sworn in on sex for kiddies lit. We had one dolt in NJ who got sworn in on some works of Issac Newton because the Democrat dolt was a scientist and not. a religious person. He evidently didn't know that Newton was a very religious man.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 16, 2023 01:53 AM (RSbhh)

257 Well, I am a sinner in need of God's grace.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 16, 2023 01:53 AM (RSbhh)

Damn, if you're a sinner then I'm frigging doomed. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 16, 2023 01:55 AM (VwHCD)

258 h big sex acts

That was supposed to be "having sex acts" at my workplace . I HATE autocorrect.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 16, 2023 01:56 AM (RSbhh)

259 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 16, 2023 01:55 AM (VwHCD)

You're not doomed unless you want to be, brother.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 16, 2023 01:57 AM (RSbhh)

260 Well, I am a sinner in need of God's grace.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Damn, if you're a sinner then I'm frigging doomed. lol
Posted by: Berserker


None of us can earn salvation. We can only accept it.

Posted by: mikeski at December 16, 2023 01:57 AM (DgGvY)

261 Multiple IEDs Discovered at the US-Mexican Border After Threat Levels Heightened

https://is.gd/jwUtym

Posted by: Ciampino - The Border Fence is on US soil so shoot a few at December 16, 2023 01:57 AM (qfLjt)

262 Berserker.

Bring more stories of your Brother in Law in October.

I'll bring YOU a bottle to go with the tales.

Oh, and kidnap Vinnie for the trip, too.

For there to be much bonfiring and drinkage, and stories and tales of those Passed and Honored.

The Horde shall sing their songs.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 16, 2023 01:58 AM (e6UQI)

263 llinois Concedes on Pregnancy Centers

https://is.gd/Ahm86p

Posted by: Ciampino - The Border Fence is on US soil so shoot a few coyotes at December 16, 2023 01:59 AM (qfLjt)

264 261 Multiple IEDs Discovered at the US-Mexican Border After Threat Levels Heightened

https://is.gd/jwUtym
Posted by: Ciampino



https://youtu.be/nxMMElT61A8?si=wECbg0rgxUhr7ygT

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 16, 2023 02:00 AM (byWhc)

265 Slides a drink down the bar to Bers, good night Horde, I am going to try to sleep.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 16, 2023 02:00 AM (Sgq8y)

266 256 Well, I am a sinner in need of God's grace.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 16, 2023 01:53 AM (RSbhh)

As am I, Fenelon. Lately I've been trying to do better and seek God. But I have a long ways to go.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 16, 2023 02:01 AM (QGaXH)

267 Federal Regulators Want to Force Starbucks to Reopen Six Los Angeles Stores

https://is.gd/8FoYdT

Posted by: Ciampino - What's their leverage? at December 16, 2023 02:01 AM (qfLjt)

268 261 Multiple IEDs Discovered at the US-Mexican Border After Threat Levels Heightened

https://is.gd/jwUtym
Posted by: Ciampino - The Border Fence is on US soil so shoot a few at December 16, 2023 01:57 AM (qfLjt)

Where is my mind? I read that twice as IUDs......

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 16, 2023 02:02 AM (QGaXH)

269 Prayers for restful DDS dreams.

And likewise, Bers, when he so retires.

And Hadrian, that he sleeps a peaceful sleep.

Seeing the last of THIS year out, can't come soon enough.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 16, 2023 02:03 AM (e6UQI)

270 Biden DOJ’s gun law blueprint will impact ability to defend yourself: Gun rights groups

https://is.gd/wZeNZI

Posted by: Ciampino - If you want my guns you'll risk trading your life at December 16, 2023 02:03 AM (qfLjt)

271 Because if I were having sex acts at my workplace - not that I'm always just working just at the church- it would be more like the temple of Aphrodite than a church.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 16, 2023 02:04 AM (RSbhh)

272 It's always 'follow the money'.
Top Biden aide's spouse involved with group pushing electric vehicle transition

https://is.gd/ypIUnh

Posted by: Ciampino - If you want my guns you'll risk trading your life! at December 16, 2023 02:05 AM (qfLjt)

273 New Illinois law will fine anyone who obstructs a picket line or protest

https://is.gd/POwJsY

Let's see how this works for a conservative/Republican protest getting harassed by BLM/antifa

Posted by: Ciampino - I don't believe this will be even-handed at December 16, 2023 02:08 AM (qfLjt)

274 *skims thru ONT*

Woah.

Exceptionally horrible day for some Horde members

Prayers up for those who need them...

So sorry, Hadrian & Bers & Debby! (apologies if I've missed any others)

Posted by: JQ at December 16, 2023 02:09 AM (njWTi)

275 it would be more like the temple of Aphrodite
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Why do the hot chicks always get all the credit? I'm the one who gets the party started!

Posted by: Dionysus at December 16, 2023 02:10 AM (DgGvY)

276 Getting tired and long day tomorrow...(family stuff)

Good Night Everyone......

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 16, 2023 02:10 AM (QGaXH)

277 You're not doomed unless you want to be, brother.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 16, 2023 01:57 AM (RSbhh)

You know, maybe you'll understand this. Mrs b went to catholic school her whole life. She has a strong faith, but is quiet about it. You really would never know because she doesn't talk about it. I don't go to church, but she does, religiously, (no pun), and she sings in the choir. Its rare that I'm in church with her, but with all the damn funerals lately I have been there with her more than usual. I feel like a wretch next to her, its a weird feeling. I watch her, her movements, how she knows every word, how she holds her arms out with palms facing up during some prayers in a perfect posture, and sometimes pressed together for other prayers, again in a perfect form. The last few times it was like a felt some weird presence, but couldn't put my finger on it. I'm thinking its maybe just the power of the church messing with my mind. Today though, I realized its her. She radiates it and I almost feel small next to her. Does any of this make sense?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 16, 2023 02:12 AM (VwHCD)

278 274 Exceptionally horrible day for some Horde members
Posted by: JQ at December 16, 2023 02:09 AM (njWTi)

JQ - It wasn't all bad news:

10 My son graduated from college today! Woo hoo!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 15, 2023 10:04 PM (f2dNy)

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 16, 2023 02:13 AM (QGaXH)

279 Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 16, 2023 02

Well, in the life of faith it's all. a process. We don't fully arrive until the life to come, but "
Jeremiah 29:12 ) I think it's verse 12 it says " You will seek me and find me when you seek me with all your heart." God values your intentions and those desires iof all of us. God bless you!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 16, 2023 02:13 AM (RSbhh)

280 Now I really am going to bed.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 16, 2023 02:13 AM (QGaXH)

281 Past midnight here, and my eyelids are sagging. Time for a nap. Night, Horde. Again, condolences to all those who are bereaved.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 16, 2023 02:14 AM (011Ki)

282 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 16, 2023 02:12 AM (VwHCD

I think that wonderful to have a wife who is a loving and kindly, quiet example in the life of faith.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 16, 2023 02:16 AM (RSbhh)

283 Good night. Everyone. I really should be asleep at 2:00 EST

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 16, 2023 02:17 AM (RSbhh)

284 ...Today though, I realized its her. She radiates it and I almost feel small next to her. Does any of this make sense? Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 16, 2023 02:12 AM (VwHCD)


Yes. Yes, it does.

As you know, mi amigo, I run about neck and neck with you in the reprobate sweepstakes.

But, being a retrograde, Born Again, Jesus Confessing, Bible Believing (bourbon swilling, cussword spewing, cigars smoking) Christian, I can tell you this:

Your Wife exists there in the State of Grace. You should join her there. You'd be welcomed. Eagerly so.

And, I should also thus, partake of my own advice. But I'm stubborn that way, too, it seems.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 16, 2023 02:18 AM (e6UQI)

285 Oh, good! Thanks, Anonymous Rogue

Congrats to you and your son, Bulgaroctonus!

Thanks for the ONT, Weirddave-- congrats to Little on his scholarship! Every little bit helps, right?

Posted by: JQ at December 16, 2023 02:18 AM (njWTi)

286 Doggie wanted out again. I checked the outside thermometer. Now +2 C, or almost 36 F. That's about a 2 degree per hour increase. Definitely a Chinook at work. Trouble is, it's a battle between two high-pressure systems, and it can go back and forth, and often a dump of snow results, like it did yesterday.

Well, off to bed. Hopefully it will be a thawing day tomorrow.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 16, 2023 02:22 AM (011Ki)

287 Your Wife exists there in the State of Grace. You should join her there. You'd be welcomed. Eagerly so.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 16, 2023 02:18 AM (e6UQI)

yeah, but then there's that attitude of mine that I don't trust man to speak for god. Just today, perfect example. There's My BIL in the casket in the church, with his whole family around him, and the priest makes a comment that you can't go to heaven if you don't go to confession. My BIL didn't go to church or confession, and here is a priest in front of his family saying yeah sucks to be you buddy. Even Mrs b questioned that one, she thought it was a terrible thing to say and didn't believe it herself. Thats a classic example of why I don't go.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 16, 2023 02:25 AM (VwHCD)

288 Damn, if you're a sinner then I'm frigging doomed. lol
Posted by: Berserker

...

The last few times it was like a felt some weird presence, but couldn't put my finger on it. I'm thinking its maybe just the power of the church messing with my mind. Today though, I realized its her. She radiates it and I almost feel small next to her. Does any of this make sense?


It's not her, although she is awesome. She's the conduit, no, the example. What is she radiating? What's the source? That's what you should think, and if you're so inclined, pray, about. The entire key to Christianity, and what differentiates it from every other religion, is found in Revelation 3:20.

"Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me."

Christianity does not insist on itself, like Islam. It offers itself. Whether or not you embrace it is up to you.

In any event, I grieve with you for your BIL. May his memory be a blessing. I offer the same to DDS.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 16, 2023 02:35 AM (OvWBp)

289 Bers.

The dogma of "the church" ain't the connection your wife has with Him.

Bypass all of that.

Connect directly, you to Christ. You don't need all the vestments, incense, kneelings and such.

Just talk one on one with Him. However you feel right.

The answers, might surprise you.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 16, 2023 02:40 AM (e6UQI)

290 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 16, 2023 02:25 AM
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Wow, that's harsh.

I grew up Lutheran, so different rituals, but I'm with you in *not trusting man to speak for God*. Haven't been to church in decades, except to accompany friends to their churches. Some of those "services" left me bewildered, particularly the newer DIY-styled ones.

I always thought confession was between God and the individual? Guess there are different opinions on that, as well.

Posted by: JQ at December 16, 2023 02:45 AM (njWTi)

291 Bers.

The dogma of "the church" ain't the connection your wife has with Him.

Bypass all of that.

Connect directly, you to Christ. You don't need all the vestments, incense, kneelings and such.

Just talk one on one with Him. However you feel right.

The answers, might surprise you.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 16, 2023 02:40 AM (e6UQI)

That pretty much has been my attitude. Screw the middle management and go to the source. Like I said a while back, the events following my mother's death when I woke up the next morning with a new body, and all traces of former serious ailments and injuries (like 5 hammered disks in my neck) mysteriously vanished I knew there was something, and it shook my former beliefs to the core. I opted for a direct line to the big man after that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 16, 2023 02:45 AM (VwHCD)

292 ...I knew there was something, and it shook my former beliefs to the core. I opted for a direct line to the big man after that. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 16, 2023 02:45 AM (VwHCD)


You're on exactly the true course, there. Continue doing just that, and in time, your own faith will bloom, blossom and grow, in ways you cannot yet understand. But you will. I assure you, sir. You will.

Simply let your words of faith pass by your lips, and speak them to Him. Not to me, not to Weirddave, but to HIM.

HE, will set the rest in order, and your path will become increasingly, clear.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 16, 2023 02:52 AM (e6UQI)

293 Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 16, 2023 12:55

So sorry to hear DDS, my condolences.

Also sorry to hear of your losses Berserker and Hadrian.

Posted by: Farmer at December 16, 2023 03:06 AM (55Qr6)

294 ...hasta la nite nite, Horde.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 16, 2023 03:07 AM (e6UQI)

295 'Night, Jim SND

Hello, Farmer. How are you?

Posted by: JQ at December 16, 2023 03:08 AM (njWTi)

296 Some people can just pick up a guitar and wail away.

Others go to Juilliard.

Both can be great musicians.

Such is Christianity.

Posted by: mikeski at December 16, 2023 03:08 AM (DgGvY)

297 What terrible news. I am so sorry, Debbie.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 16, 2023 01:00 AM (RSbhh)

Seconded

Posted by: JT at December 16, 2023 03:25 AM (T4tVD)

298 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 16, 2023 03:25 AM (T4tVD)

299 Tap-Tap-Tap.....is this thing on ?

Posted by: JT at December 16, 2023 03:31 AM (T4tVD)

300 Hell Yeah!

-----------

We spent the Friday & Saturday after Thanksgiving camping on the AZ side of the Colorado River along the Parker Strip.

The first evening, as we were lounging on a bench at sunset along the river bank, three middle-aged adults (rather portly, NTTAWWT) approached with RC monster trucks (with all kinds of cool lighting on top and underneath) hauling trailers with RC speedboats on them.

We watched as they backed the trailers into the river from the beach, released the speedboats, and proceeded to spend 10 minutes whipping & zipping the speedboats around the river up to speeds of 50 mph.

It was a lot of fun and a reminder to keep that kid inside of you alive ...

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 16, 2023 03:33 AM (0ogfQ)

301 And, I should also thus, partake of my own advice. But I'm stubborn that way, too, it seems.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 16, 2023 02:18

Well said Jim. I can identify.

Posted by: Farmer at December 16, 2023 03:33 AM (55Qr6)

302 298 hiya
Posted by: JT at December 16, 2023 03:25 AM (T4tVD)

299 Tap-Tap-Tap.....is this thing on ?
Posted by: JT at December 16, 2023 03:31 AM (T4tVD)

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Hey, JT. Another night of insomnia for me, although I have to admit my sleep has improved from adding a couple of new routines: "discharging" by standing in earth each morning for 5-6 minutes, and then ending my morning shower with one minute of cold, running water (I literally start hyperventilating); I'm working my way up to doing a new fad called "cold plunging" in your own ice bath.

Meanwhile, I mostly drink some whiskey or martinis to get myself back to a few more hours of sleep -- and I need to eventually cut that shit out.

Cheers!

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 16, 2023 03:36 AM (0ogfQ)

303 * discharging by standing BAREFOOT in earth each morning ....

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 16, 2023 03:37 AM (0ogfQ)

304 *.... pours bourbon.*

*.... pours another bourbon.*

The first, is in tearful memory of Delilah, and in Honor of Hadrian and Her Highness, in their loss.

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Ah, shit, I hadn't heard -- thanks for that update, Jim Sunk New Dawn. R.I.P.

Per Hadrian, she left quite a legacy of little ones ...

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 16, 2023 03:40 AM (0ogfQ)

305 Point of Order: Greenland is part of Liechtenstein.

Posted by: Yudhishthira Florian Maria Hohenzollern von Schloengishugen, Liechtensteinian Usurper at December 15, 2023 10:24 PM (0FoWg)

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Next you'll be telling us, YD, is that you're at war with The Duchy of Grand Fenwick,

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 16, 2023 03:42 AM (0ogfQ)

306 Hello, Farmer. How are you?
Posted by: JQ at December 16, 2023 03:08

Still taking nourishment. If you consider Merlot nourishment. I should hit the hay, lots to do before Christmas.

How are you JQ?

Posted by: Farmer at December 16, 2023 03:42 AM (55Qr6)

307 Around here, illuminated deer figures are favorite Christmas yard decor. I like them, though don't own any. (But if I find some for a good sale price....LOL)

Our neighbors? Hahaha, they have this illuminated figure which *was* in their yard but kept blowing over in the wind. It's now on their porch.

Not a deer.

A dog! Illuminated dog figure, like the deer ones that are open frames with lots of white lights, pretty good size too-- maybe 30" high, in sitting position. Has a big red bow around its neck.

Cute as all get-out!

{They had to put down their older dog a couple months ago. Very sweet golden retriever, just got too old & sick. RIP, dear doggie.}

Posted by: JQ at December 16, 2023 03:50 AM (njWTi)

308 Hey, Farmer.

Doing much better than the other night, LOL.

Merlot is good nourishment, I hear. Antioxidants or something? But, mainly, alcohol content.

Posted by: JQ at December 16, 2023 03:52 AM (njWTi)

309 Just doing my usual lurking. Sad news all around. Hadrian, my deepest condolence's.
Berzerker, DDS. Prayers .

Posted by: Bosk at December 16, 2023 03:52 AM (XMkZw)

310 Next you'll be telling us, YD, is that you're at war with The Duchy of Grand Fenwick,
Posted by: ShainS


Splitters!!!!

Posted by: The Grand Duchy of Fenwick at December 16, 2023 03:54 AM (DgGvY)

311 Fun fact. Melbourne is 20km (12.4mi) closer to Antarctica than it is to Darwin in Australia.

Posted by: Rockdoctor at December 16, 2023 03:59 AM (aOjxm)

312 Christmas is bittersweet without much family around...

Pros:
No arguments!
Less expensive meals
Fewer gift$ to find/buy
Fewer chores-- cleaning/decorating, etc.

Cons:
Less laughter
Fewer hugs
Kinda lonely
No little kids & their toys to play with

We'll be alright. Peace and quiet make for better concentration and reflection.

Posted by: JQ at December 16, 2023 04:00 AM (njWTi)

313 Guess pixy's been kidnapped !

Posted by: JT at December 16, 2023 04:03 AM (T4tVD)

314 actually the most infuriating thing right now is watching the Houthi's disrupt world shipping, and even shooting ballistic missiles directly at US warships, a clear act of war. A US carrier group, which is in the region, could end this situation in 24 hours, yet Biden and Blinken sit around with their thumbs up their asses, doing nothing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 16, 2023 12:30 AM (q3gwH)

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I can think of no better epitaph for America and slogan for Trump (meaningless at this point because everything is on the table to prevent him from ascending to the White House once again -- including straight-up "justifiable" murder of "literally Hitler) than:

"The Biden Junta consistently projects weakness -- abroad and especially at home ... unless it comes to accepting & paying bribes, in which case they are most definitely strangely and strongly proficient."

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 16, 2023 04:05 AM (0ogfQ)

315 Whatever engineer came up with that weldment is a whack job. I'd ship him off to the Philippines.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 16, 2023 04:07 AM (9v1kn)

316 Pixy B here !

Posted by: JT at December 16, 2023 04:10 AM (T4tVD)

317 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at December 16, 2023 04:10 AM (T7nlx)

318 After the 8 years of Oblahblah, having FJB in office is just *adding insult to injury*

Posted by: JQ at December 16, 2023 04:11 AM (njWTi)

319 Merlot is good nourishment, I hear. Antioxidants or something? But, mainly, alcohol content.

Posted by: JQ at December 16, 2023 03:52 AM (njWTi)

-----------------

[From Whitehall Lane. a regular stop on the Napa Valley visits before escaping Califzuela:]

"10 HEALTH BENEFITS OF DRINKING RED WINE THAT WILL KEEP YOU HEALTHY"

https://is.gd/9p93At

Cheers!

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 16, 2023 04:12 AM (0ogfQ)

320 160 So I saw It's A Wonderful Life for the first time tonight. ... I know George Bailey is supposed to be the good guy but he seems to have this bubbling undercurrent of resentment at everyone around him. He continually sacrifices his own happiness for others and gets pissed on that he's clearly bitter about his entire life. So finally he explodes at his family, which is way more than he deserves, and finally runs off to kill himself. He's too spineless to even ask for help from all the people he's helped, it's up to his wife and uncle to take the initiative. What I'm saying is George Bailey is a douchebag and borderline failure living in the shadow of greater people because he lacks balls.

It's a fine movie with a great ending but it's a moral abomination.

*Mr. Potter only fucks up once when he keeps the money Uncle Bailey misplaced instead of giving it back. That's his only verifiable crime. Otherwise Mr. Potter is only the villain because he's a great success and doesn't apologize for it. Fucking New Deal morality, maaaan.
Posted by: Robert at December 15, 2023 11:55 PM (1Yy3c)

Nice. Thoughtful. I enjoyed reading this take.

Posted by: m at December 16, 2023 04:15 AM (T7nlx)

321 XKCD popup comment: "Even with a blank map, a lot of people can only name 45-50 of the 64 states."

Posted by: m at December 16, 2023 04:19 AM (T7nlx)

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